Muppet Treasure Island

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'I was Flint's first mate that voyage.	0:00:43	0:00:47
'Three days east of Tortola in the Caribbie.	0:00:47	0:00:50
'Flint knew an island. That's where we buried the treasure.	0:00:50	0:00:55
'Gold and blood - they were Flint's trademarks.	0:00:55	0:00:59
'He'd leave both behind him that day.'	0:00:59	0:01:02
# Shiver my timbers Shiver my soul	0:01:06	0:01:09
# Yo ho heave ho	0:01:09	0:01:12
# There are men whose hearts are black as coal	0:01:12	0:01:17
# Yo ho heave ho	0:01:17	0:01:19
# And they sailed their ship 'cross the ocean blue	0:01:19	0:01:23
# A bloodthirsty captain and a cutthroat crew	0:01:23	0:01:26
# It's as dark a tale as was ever told	0:01:26	0:01:30
# Of the lust for treasure and the love of goo-ooooo-old	0:01:30	0:01:35
# Shiver my timbers Shiver my sides	0:01:35	0:01:39
# Yo ho heave ho	0:01:39	0:01:41
# There are hungers as strong as the wind and tides	0:01:41	0:01:45
# Yo ho heave ho	0:01:45	0:01:48
# And as those buccaneers drown their sins in rum	0:01:48	0:01:52
# The devil himself would have to call them scum	0:01:52	0:01:55
# Every man aboard would have killed his mate	0:01:55	0:01:59
# For a bag of guineas or a piece of eight	0:01:59	0:02:03
# A piece of eight	0:02:03	0:02:04
# A piece of eight	0:02:04	0:02:06
# Five, six, seven, eight	0:02:06	0:02:08
# Hulla wakka, hulla wakka Something not right	0:02:08	0:02:11
# Many wicked icky things gonna happen tonight	0:02:11	0:02:15
# Hula wakka, hula wakka Sailor man beware	0:02:15	0:02:17
# Where de money in de ground There's murder in de air	0:02:17	0:02:22
# Murder in the air	0:02:22	0:02:23
# One more time now	0:02:23	0:02:25
# Shiver my timbers Shiver my bones	0:02:25	0:02:28
# Yo ho heave ho	0:02:28	0:02:31
# There are secrets that sleep with old Davy Jones	0:02:31	0:02:36
# Yo ho heave ho	0:02:36	0:02:38
# When the mainsail's set and the anchor's weighed	0:02:38	0:02:42
# There's no turning back from any course that's laid	0:02:42	0:02:46
# When greed and villainy sail the sea	0:02:46	0:02:49
# You can bet your boots there'll be treachery	0:02:49	0:02:52
# Treachery...	0:02:52	0:02:56
# Shiver my timbers Shiver my sails	0:03:02	0:03:06
# Dead men tell no tales! #	0:03:06	0:03:09
'Oh, aye. 15 men went ashore that day,	0:03:11	0:03:15
and only Flint, his own self, returned.'	0:03:15	0:03:19
Oh, aye. And then old Flinty up and died	0:03:19	0:03:22
before they could get back to that cursed island and get the treasure.	0:03:22	0:03:27
No-one knows to this day who has old Flint's map.	0:03:27	0:03:32
Now, isn't that a story worth the hearing?	0:03:32	0:03:36
It was the first dozen times!	0:03:36	0:03:39
I'll drink to that!	0:03:39	0:03:41
But who has the map now?	0:03:41	0:03:44
Some black-hearted, squid-sucking buccaneer?	0:03:44	0:03:49
Or maybe it's our very own Jim Hawkins!	0:03:49	0:03:52
Eh, Jimmy?	0:03:52	0:03:54
If I had it we wouldn't be serving you!	0:03:54	0:03:57
We'd be searching for that treasure.	0:03:57	0:04:00
Sailing the seas on a five year mission.	0:04:00	0:04:03
Boldly going where no man has gone before.	0:04:03	0:04:06
That's catchy!	0:04:06	0:04:07
If I had that map I'd trade it for a decent meal.	0:04:07	0:04:12
Gonzo, is he gonna eat this?	0:04:12	0:04:14
Aye! Beware the one-legged man! He's the one to fear!	0:04:14	0:04:18
We'll watch for him, Captain.	0:04:18	0:04:23
Yeah, if he's delivering a pizza!	0:04:20	0:04:23
Even old Flinty feared him.	0:04:23	0:04:27
If he comes here, run for me whippety-quick.	0:04:27	0:04:30
If we see him, we'll tell you.	0:04:30	0:04:36
One leg, three heads, few dozen noses...	0:04:32	0:04:36
It's nae joking matter, hose-nose!	0:04:36	0:04:38
The one-legged man brings death.	0:04:38	0:04:41
-< -Time, gentlemen!	0:04:41	0:04:44
It's closing time!	0:04:44	0:04:46
You pays your bills and then you shove off.	0:04:46	0:04:49
Moooo!	0:04:49	0:04:51
Drunk again, are you?	0:04:52	0:04:54
-Moooo! -Look at the state of this place!	0:04:54	0:04:58
How comes it gets to be such a pigsty?	0:04:58	0:05:01
No offence meant, gentlemen, sirs.	0:05:01	0:05:04
Here's to you, boys.	0:05:04	0:05:10
COINS CHINK	0:05:06	0:05:10
I'm away to my room.	0:05:07	0:05:10
Come back tomorrow for our lunchtime special - roast suckling...	0:05:10	0:05:15
Huh?	0:05:15	0:05:16
..potatoes!	0:05:16	0:05:17
-No offence, madam, no offence. -Ha!	0:05:17	0:05:20
Aaaaah!	0:05:20	0:05:23
Right, boys!	0:05:23	0:05:24
When you're finished, clean the kitchen.	0:05:24	0:05:28
I left some scraps for your supper.	0:05:28	0:05:31
Oh, yes! And, boys -	0:05:31	0:05:33
last night you forgot to put out the lantern.	0:05:33	0:05:37
Forget again and there'll be no scraps for a week.	0:05:37	0:05:41
You're standing on my ear!	0:05:41	0:05:43
Whoa! Whoa!	0:05:43	0:05:46
Easy, Rizzo!	0:05:46	0:05:48
That's it. Steady.	0:05:48	0:05:50
-I hate my life. -I hate it too.	0:05:50	0:05:52
If I had a life, I'd hate it.	0:05:52	0:06:00
I should run off to sea like Father. He was my age. Wound up first mate.	0:05:54	0:06:00
Just leave everybody?	0:06:00	0:06:02
I'm an orphan. I've got no family.	0:06:02	0:06:05
-Hey, you got us. -Yeah, we're family.	0:06:05	0:06:08
-Whoa! -Whoa...! -Ow!	0:06:09	0:06:11
Some family we are! Be serious, Rizzo. We don't exactly look alike.	0:06:12	0:06:17
All right, so I'm a rat, and you're human, and Gonzo's...	0:06:17	0:06:22
Whatever.	0:06:22	0:06:23
We're still family.	0:06:23	0:06:26
I wish my life were more like Captain Bones'.	0:06:26	0:06:29
Sailing the high seas searching for treasure.	0:06:29	0:06:33
Discovering lost islands and weird civilisations.	0:06:33	0:06:36
Navigating with my father's compass.	0:06:36	0:06:39
Off to Zanzibar to meet the Zanzibarbarians.	0:06:39	0:06:43
To the southwest, pirate galleons.	0:06:43	0:06:45
To the southeast, multi-armed shark women with exploding wigs of death!	0:06:45	0:06:50
-To the northwest, dirty dishes! ->	0:06:50	0:06:53
How does she do that?	0:06:53	0:06:55
Might as well start. I'll wash.	0:06:55	0:07:00
I'll dry.	0:06:57	0:07:00
I'll break!	0:06:58	0:07:00
# I look around here and I want to cry	0:07:03	0:07:07
Me too!	0:07:07	0:07:09
# I feel like the world is passing me by	0:07:09	0:07:12
It is!	0:07:12	0:07:14
# And I just can't help but wonder am I doomed to wash and dry?	0:07:14	0:07:19
# And is it a curse I'm under to do it till I die?	0:07:19	0:07:24
I hope not!	0:07:24	0:07:26
# When I could be an explorer sailing off to distant lands	0:07:26	0:07:30
# Instead of spending every afternoon getting dishpan hands	0:07:30	0:07:35
# The future looks like nowhere that I want to be	0:07:35	0:07:40
# There's got to be something better Something better	0:07:40	0:07:44
# There's got to be something better than this for me	0:07:44	0:07:49
Now you're talking!	0:07:49	0:07:50
# If it's weird and wild let's go and find it	0:07:50	0:07:54
# The crazier the better is what I say	0:07:54	0:07:57
That's true!	0:07:57	0:07:59
# To tell the truth I really wouldn't mind it	0:07:59	0:08:02
Mind what?	0:08:02	0:08:03
# If we found someplace with ten square meals a day	0:08:03	0:08:07
# Let danger call my name	0:08:07	0:08:10
# If it does I'm gonna hide!	0:08:10	0:08:12
# I'll put my courage to the test	0:08:12	0:08:15
# And I'll be by your side	0:08:15	0:08:20
# He'll be by your side	0:08:18	0:08:20
# There's got to be something better than this	0:08:20	0:08:25
# I know that there's so much out there to see	0:08:25	0:08:31
# And I know this life I'm living can't be my destiny...	0:08:31	0:08:38
# There's got to be something better	0:08:38	0:08:41
# Something better	0:08:41	0:08:42
# There's got to be something better than this for me	0:08:42	0:08:47
And me!	0:08:47	0:08:50
Wait a minute - what about me?	0:08:48	0:08:50
# There's something better than this for you and meeee-eee-eeee. #	0:08:50	0:09:06
Enough singing!	0:09:06	0:09:08
Rum!	0:09:08	0:09:09
I need rum, lads!	0:09:09	0:09:11
I got the horrors! Gimme rum!	0:09:11	0:09:13
Rum till I float!	0:09:13	0:09:16
All right! Just one small one.	0:09:16	0:09:19
Don't be giving him any more rum!	0:09:19	0:09:22
How does she bloody do that?!	0:09:22	0:09:24
TAPPING OUTSIDE Shhh!	0:09:24	0:09:27
KNOCKING ON DOOR	0:09:30	0:09:33
Aha!	0:09:48	0:09:49
Billy Bones, it's me, Blind Pew!	0:09:49	0:09:54
I know you're here, Billy!	0:09:54	0:09:57
You snivelling coward!	0:09:57	0:10:01
-It's a blind fiend. -I believe they prefer "visually challenged" fiend.	0:10:01	0:10:06
I heard that!	0:10:06	0:10:07
There's someone here!	0:10:07	0:10:10
No, over here!	0:10:10	0:10:13
Over here!	0:10:16	0:10:18
Moooo!	0:10:19	0:10:21
Billy Bones!	0:10:21	0:10:23
I'd know that scurvy mug of yours anywhere.	0:10:23	0:10:28
Excuse me, sir, the bar is closed.	0:10:28	0:10:31
Aha!	0:10:31	0:10:32
Aha! A pretty little girl, is it?	0:10:32	0:10:36
Yes. Take me to Billy Bones, my pet.	0:10:36	0:10:41
There's no Billy Bones here.	0:10:41	0:10:44
And I'm not a girl.	0:10:44	0:10:46
I am visually challenged, but I can see you're lying.	0:10:46	0:10:50
GUN CLICKS Hmm?	0:10:50	0:10:51
Aaaaiiieeeeee!	0:10:51	0:10:53
Good evening Bill.	0:10:54	0:10:57
I know it's you.	0:10:57	0:10:59
Yes. You thought you could get away with it, didn't you?	0:10:59	0:11:04
Just take it all for yourself, and leave your shipmates with nothing.	0:11:04	0:11:09
We're not pleased with that, Bill.	0:11:09	0:11:12
Not at all.	0:11:12	0:11:14
We want you to have...this!	0:11:14	0:11:18
Ha ha ha ha ha!	0:11:18	0:11:20
Ho ho!	0:11:20	0:11:22
Ha ha ha!	0:11:22	0:11:24
Ho ho ho ho!	0:11:24	0:11:27
< CAT: Miaow!	0:11:31	0:11:33
Watch where you're going, you stupid cat!	0:11:33	0:11:36
The Black Spot!	0:11:48	0:11:51
Aaaa-aaaa-aaaaa-aaaagh!	0:11:51	0:11:57
I don't understand. What is the Black Spot?	0:12:00	0:12:03
-A pirate's death sentence! -Fabulous!	0:12:03	0:12:06
They'll come to kill me tonight!	0:12:06	0:12:09
-We'd better help. -Yeah. -It's my old sea chest them lubbers are after.	0:12:09	0:12:14
-Underwear. -But I'll shake out another reef and daddle them again!	0:12:14	0:12:19
Run that by us again in English.	0:12:19	0:12:22
It's mine! I'm going for that treasure myself!	0:12:22	0:12:25
And no one-legged son of a bilge rat will...will...	0:12:25	0:12:29
Aaaaagh!	0:12:29	0:12:31
Captain Bones!	0:12:31	0:12:33
He died?	0:12:33	0:12:35
This is meant to be a kids' movie!	0:12:35	0:12:37
Jimmy Jim Jimmy Jim Jim Jim Jim!	0:12:37	0:12:42
You've been decent to Billy Bones.	0:12:42	0:12:45
I'm not Jimmy Jim Jimmy Jim Jim Jim Jim. He is!	0:12:45	0:12:50
-Jim? -Yes, Captain?	0:12:50	0:12:54
Jim Jimmy Jimmy Jim Jim Jim Jim?	0:12:51	0:12:54
-What is it? -Take the map.	0:12:54	0:12:56
-What map? -To old Flint's treasure! I was Flint's first mate!	0:12:56	0:13:01
Blind Pew and me.	0:13:01	0:13:04
Me old shipmates'll gully me for sure to get their mitts on that map.	0:13:04	0:13:09
Gullying hurts, right?	0:13:09	0:13:14
Oh, aye, a lot! So quick! Go to my sea chest.	0:13:10	0:13:14
Get the map.	0:13:14	0:13:16
-Oh, there. -Oh, I think I've...oh no.	0:13:16	0:13:19
Hey, guys, look!	0:13:20	0:13:22
Rizzo!	0:13:22	0:13:24
Here, what's this?	0:13:24	0:13:26
Hey, Rizzo, look!	0:13:29	0:13:32
It IS a treasure map.	0:13:39	0:13:43
-We're gonna be rich. -We're gonna be dead.	0:13:40	0:13:43
Beware, lads, beware!	0:13:43	0:13:45
-The one-legged man? -Aye.	0:13:45	0:13:48
But also beware running with scissors or other pointy objects.	0:13:48	0:13:53
It's good fun till someone loses an...	0:13:53	0:13:56
Aaaaaagh!	0:13:56	0:13:58
Captain?	0:13:59	0:14:01
We are standing in a room with a dead guy!	0:14:01	0:14:06
ALL SHRIEK	0:14:06	0:14:08
Jim!	0:14:11	0:14:12
Oh, Billy Bones!	0:14:22	0:14:24
Trick or treat? Ha ha ha ha!	0:14:24	0:14:27
You know what we want, Billy!	0:14:29	0:14:31
Where are you, Billy Bones? Where are you, Billy?	0:14:38	0:14:43
Mrs Bluveridge!	0:14:44	0:14:46
There's no use in hiding! Grrrrr!	0:14:46	0:14:50
Can't a woman get her beauty sleep? Jim, what're you doing?	0:14:50	0:14:54
Aha! Aha!	0:14:58	0:15:00
Voila!	0:15:01	0:15:03
CLOCK CHIMES	0:15:03	0:15:05
-I found the gun. -We got to load it. -OK.	0:15:07	0:15:10
Atchooo!	0:15:12	0:15:13
Where does she keep the bullets?	0:15:13	0:15:16
Billy's dead! And he hasn't got the bloody map!	0:15:16	0:15:20
Ha! Those little girls must have it. Get them!	0:15:20	0:15:24
Gonzo! I've found the bullets. Here they are!	0:15:24	0:15:28
Ooops.	0:15:28	0:15:30
Open up!	0:15:30	0:15:32
We want the map and we'll skewer anybody that gets in the way!	0:15:32	0:15:37
Quick, Jim, the back stairs!	0:15:37	0:15:39
Run, run!	0:15:42	0:15:43
Get out of my inn, you tattooed miseries!	0:15:48	0:15:53
Can't a woman get a night's sleep? Come 'ere, you!	0:15:55	0:15:59
This gun is useless! You lost all the bullets!	0:16:01	0:16:05
You're losing the powder.	0:16:05	0:16:07
The map - tell us where it is, or die!	0:16:07	0:16:10
Run! Run, run, run!	0:16:12	0:16:13
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!	0:16:18	0:16:20
Out of the way! Out of the way!	0:16:26	0:16:29
Stop!	0:16:37	0:16:38
Oh, woof.	0:16:39	0:16:41
Ow!	0:16:44	0:16:45
Geronimo!	0:16:51	0:16:52
Guys!	0:16:52	0:16:54
What an exit. Right through a brick wall.	0:16:54	0:16:57
-I am in such pain. -Come on.	0:16:57	0:16:59
I think I smell something burning.	0:17:01	0:17:04
What're we gonna do?!	0:17:05	0:17:07
We can't go home, so...	0:17:09	0:17:11
Oh, no! Uh-uh.	0:17:11	0:17:13
I'm not going on some crazy treasure hunt. I'm staying here.	0:17:13	0:17:18
Good idea, Rizzo! Stay with burned, vicious pirates.	0:17:18	0:17:21
What're we waiting for?	0:17:22	0:17:25
-Come on, let's go. -Wait. What about Mrs Bluveridge?	0:17:25	0:17:27
I'll be fine, boys. Run for it!	0:17:29	0:17:32
How DOES she do that?!	0:17:33	0:17:36
Who's gonna clean all this up?	0:17:37	0:17:40
Two for a penny, sir?	0:17:42	0:17:44
Lovely, hot baked potatoes!	0:17:45	0:17:49
What a night!	0:17:50	0:17:53
There it is.	0:17:53	0:17:55
-Oh. -Oh.	0:17:55	0:17:56
Trelawney and Son Master Ship Builders	0:17:57	0:18:01
Whoa. Do we actually believe some bozo'll give us a ship	0:18:04	0:18:08
just cos we show him Bones' map?	0:18:08	0:18:11
It's worth a try, Rizzo.	0:18:11	0:18:13
I don't know...	0:18:13	0:18:15
May I help you?	0:18:15	0:18:18
I wish to speak to Squire Trelawney, the ship builder. We need a ship.	0:18:18	0:18:23
I'm sorry. The squire's in Long Neddry for the grouse season.	0:18:23	0:18:28
He will return on the feast of St Lulu.	0:18:28	0:18:32
-Thank you. -Oh... -Oh, well.	0:18:33	0:18:35
Of course, his rich, half-wit son, YOUNG Squire Trelawney is here.	0:18:35	0:18:42
We'll see him, then.	0:18:42	0:18:44
Well, gentlemen, this is definitely a genuine, bona fide treasure map.	0:18:46	0:18:51
Really?	0:18:51	0:18:53
Yes. Mr Bimbo told me so.	0:18:53	0:18:55
Oh. Mr Bimbo lives in my finger.	0:18:56	0:19:00
He's very smart. He's been to the moon.	0:19:00	0:19:02
Thank you. Twice!	0:19:02	0:19:04
-I smell a bozo. -Mmm-hmm.	0:19:05	0:19:08
Well done, Beakie!	0:19:14	0:19:17
Now we know that is definitely too much gunpowder.	0:19:17	0:19:21
BEAKER WHIMPERS	0:19:21	0:19:22
Beaker, stop fooling around. We've got company.	0:19:22	0:19:27
This is Dr Livesey and his assistant, Beaker.	0:19:27	0:19:30
-They do research and development for Papa. -Hello. -Hello.	0:19:30	0:19:35
Actually, squire, we need a ship for an ocean voyage.	0:19:35	0:19:39
Ocean?	0:19:39	0:19:40
Ocean...	0:19:40	0:19:42
-Ocean? -The ocean?	0:19:42	0:19:44
The big, blue wet thing?	0:19:44	0:19:47
Oh! The big, blue wet thing!	0:19:47	0:19:50
Yes!	0:19:50	0:19:51
I know what's happening here -	0:19:51	0:19:54
you chaps are planning to sail to this island to dig up this treasure.	0:19:54	0:19:59
Yes, but keep it quiet. Pirates want this map.	0:19:59	0:20:02
They'd kill us for it. Isn't that exciting?	0:20:02	0:20:06
Pirates, eh? Well, that settles it.	0:20:06	0:20:09
We'll use one of Daddy's boats,	0:20:09	0:20:11
and I'll personally finance the voyage myself.	0:20:11	0:20:15
You'll do that? Really?	0:20:15	0:20:16
Certainly. What are rich, half-wit sons for?	0:20:16	0:20:20
Here's the dock. Where's our boat?	0:20:26	0:20:29
A dock? That's why I'm seasick.	0:20:29	0:20:31
Morning, squire.	0:20:31	0:20:33
Welcome!	0:20:33	0:20:35
There she is.	0:20:35	0:20:36
The Hispanola.	0:20:36	0:20:39
-Wow! -Woo-hoo!	0:20:41	0:20:43
Come on, let's go!	0:20:43	0:20:45
Yeah, let's go.	0:20:45	0:20:47
Take a cruise, you said.	0:20:55	0:20:58
See the world, you said.	0:20:58	0:21:00
Now here we are stuck on the front of this stupid ship.	0:21:00	0:21:04
Could be worse - we could be stuck in the audience.	0:21:04	0:21:09
THEY BOTH LAUGH	0:21:09	0:21:10
Mr Bimbo, the ship is provisioned, the crew in place,	0:21:10	0:21:14
and the Captain will be aboard soon.	0:21:14	0:21:16
You have been a busy little man.	0:21:16	0:21:19
Look, there goes Jim.	0:21:19	0:21:21
Oooh, look! The boat-steering thing.	0:21:23	0:21:26
This is called the helm.	0:21:26	0:21:29
Hey, how does it feel,	0:21:29	0:21:31
-Captain Hawkins? -Feels like we're really doing it.	0:21:31	0:21:35
Feels like we're finally having an adventure.	0:21:35	0:21:39
Yeah. I'm starving. Where's the kitchen?	0:21:39	0:21:42
-# Heigh ho and up she rises > -Mmm! Something smells good.	0:21:42	0:21:46
-# Heigh ho and up she rises -Cool!	0:21:46	0:21:48
# Heigh ho and up she rises	0:21:48	0:21:50
# Early in the morning	0:21:50	0:21:53
# Put him in the longboat till he's sober	0:21:54	0:21:56
# Put him in the longboat till he's sober	0:21:57	0:21:59
# Put him in the longboat till he's sober	0:22:00	0:22:03
# Early in the morning #	0:22:03	0:22:04
What have we here? Stowaways!	0:22:04	0:22:07
I'm afraid we shish-kebab and barbecue stowaways on THIS ship!	0:22:07	0:22:12
I know - you must be the cabin boys.	0:22:20	0:22:23
-Yeah. -Yeah. -Hungry, lads?	0:22:23	0:22:26
In my galley, you're welcome to help yourselves.	0:22:26	0:22:30
Yes! Thank you!	0:22:30	0:22:32
Yahoo! Ha ha!	0:22:32	0:22:33
Yes!	0:22:35	0:22:36
He's got a healthy appetite. How about you, funny-face? Here.	0:22:37	0:22:42
Hey, thank you!	0:22:42	0:22:45
I'm Gonzo. The guy in the chicken is Rizzo.	0:22:45	0:22:50
Yo!	0:22:47	0:22:50
And you must be Master Hawkins.	0:22:50	0:22:53
Yes, sir.	0:22:53	0:22:54
You needn't call a lowly ship's cook "sir".	0:22:54	0:22:58
Long John Silver at your 'umble service.	0:22:58	0:23:01
We're just cabin boys, Mr Silver.	0:23:01	0:23:04
Long John to his friends.	0:23:04	0:23:08
And believe me, lad,	0:23:08	0:23:10
a friend you can trust	0:23:10	0:23:12
is worth his weight in gold.	0:23:12	0:23:15
There's many a dark-hearted scoundrel in these ports.	0:23:15	0:23:19
You mean pirates?	0:23:19	0:23:21
Shhh!	0:23:21	0:23:22
Pirates? What an imagination!	0:23:22	0:23:25
Gimme a cracker.	0:23:25	0:23:27
Allow me to introduce my pet lobster Polly.	0:23:27	0:23:30
Pieces of eight! Squawk!	0:23:30	0:23:37
Raised him from a fingerling. As fine a crustacean as I could ask.	0:23:32	0:23:37
I thought sailors had talking parrots.	0:23:37	0:23:41
Talking...parrots?	0:23:41	0:23:43
First pirates, now talking parrots.	0:23:43	0:23:46
What next, a singing, dancing mouse with his own amusement park? Whoo!	0:23:46	0:23:51
That's enough, Polly. Shoo!	0:23:51	0:23:53
Aaah!	0:23:53	0:23:55
I'll give you a cook's tour of this ship.	0:23:56	0:24:00
If you're the cook, Mr Silver, I'm definitely gonna need bigger pants.	0:24:00	0:24:05
What's the matter, lads?	0:24:11	0:24:13
Oh, that?	0:24:16	0:24:18
Lost that timber fighting brigands off Madagascar under Admiral Hawke.	0:24:18	0:24:23
There's many a man who lost a leg and worse in the service of the king	0:24:23	0:24:29
Look what a cannibal took off me	0:24:29	0:24:31
in exchange for me own life.	0:24:31	0:24:36
You're a fine pair of lads, that you are!	0:24:42	0:24:45
Bright as buttons, the lot of you.	0:24:45	0:24:48
BELL RINGS < All hands on deck! Come on, lads!	0:24:48	0:24:51
Chop, chop! Look lively now!	0:24:51	0:24:55
The Captain will be here soon!	0:24:55	0:24:57
Chop, chop!	0:24:57	0:24:59
Who's that?	0:25:00	0:25:03
Mr Arrow, the first mate. Capital fellow.	0:25:03	0:25:06
TRUMPET FANFARE	0:25:06	0:25:08
The Captain approaches!	0:25:08	0:25:11
Make way for the Captain! Lollygaggers will suffer his wrath.	0:25:15	0:25:20
Is he bad-tempered?	0:25:20	0:25:22
The man is a raging volcano,	0:25:22	0:25:25
tormented by inner demons the like of which mere mortals cannot fathom.	0:25:25	0:25:30
He's got demons? Cool!	0:25:30	0:25:32
Maniac!	0:25:44	0:25:45
ALL GASP	0:26:04	0:26:06
Hey ho, everyone!	0:26:09	0:26:11
That's the raging volcano?	0:26:11	0:26:14
He's a frog!	0:26:14	0:26:16
Maybe he gets HOPPING mad.	0:26:16	0:26:19
WHISTLE BLOWS	0:26:21	0:26:23
Piping aboard Captain Abraham Smollett.	0:26:26	0:26:31
Good day, Mr Arrow.	0:26:32	0:26:35
I knew it! He's furious.	0:26:39	0:26:41
You were in charge of railing dust. 30 lashes, then you walk the plank.	0:26:41	0:26:47
I didn't say that, Mr Arrow.	0:26:47	0:26:53
I was anticipating your whim, sir.	0:26:49	0:26:53
Oh, you must be the cabin boys.	0:26:53	0:26:56
-Yes, sir! -Which one is Hawkins? -I am, sir.	0:26:56	0:27:00
I knew your father, Jim. A good man.	0:27:00	0:27:03
Thank you, sir.	0:27:03	0:27:05
Well, this is shaping up to be a fine voyage, lads.	0:27:05	0:27:09
Oh, yes indeed!	0:27:09	0:27:13
One leg, Jim. Count 'em - one.	0:27:14	0:27:18
Remember what Billy Bones said?	0:27:18	0:27:23
He seems all right. Long John's only a cook.	0:27:20	0:27:23
How dangerous could he be?	0:27:23	0:27:26
I don't know...Where's Rizzo?	0:27:26	0:27:29
Enjoy your cruise, sir. NEXT!!	0:27:29	0:27:32
All right, folks, cheques made out to Rat Tours Limited.	0:27:32	0:27:36
We put the "rat" in "pirate".	0:27:36	0:27:38
Thank you, Mr Plagueman.	0:27:38	0:27:41
NEXT!!	0:27:41	0:27:42
Rizzo, what are you doing?	0:27:42	0:27:44
If the treasure map's a dud, the trip won't be a total loss -	0:27:44	0:27:48
financially speaking.	0:27:48	0:27:50
The wind seems to be freshening. The tide is with us.	0:27:50	0:27:54
Mr Arrow, this voyage has begun.	0:27:54	0:27:57
This voyage has begun!	0:27:57	0:28:00
Raise the gangplank.	0:28:00	0:28:02
Let go forward line.	0:28:03	0:28:05
Let go aft line. Hard to starboard.	0:28:05	0:28:08
Any man dawdling will be shot.	0:28:08	0:28:10
I didn't say that. Just paraphrasing. Set the sails.	0:28:10	0:28:14
Set the sails!	0:28:14	0:28:17
I'll miss you! Send postcards! Goodbye! Goodbye!	0:28:20	0:28:24
# When the course is laid and the anchor weighed	0:28:33	0:28:36
# A sailor's blood begins racing	0:28:36	0:28:38
# With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled	0:28:38	0:28:41
# We're under way and off to see the world	0:28:41	0:28:44
# Under way and off to see the world	0:28:44	0:28:47
# Heigh ho	0:28:47	0:28:48
# We'll go anywhere the wind is blowing	0:28:48	0:28:52
# Manly men are we...	0:28:52	0:28:56
# Sailing for adventure on the deep blue sea #	0:28:56	0:28:59
Safely, Mr Silver. Let's not get sloppy just because we're singing. Aye aye sir!	0:28:59	0:29:03
# Danger walks our deck We say what the heck	0:29:03	0:29:07
# We laugh at perils we're facing	0:29:07	0:29:09
# Every storm we ride is its own reward	0:29:09	0:29:12
# And people die by falling overboard	0:29:12	0:29:15
# People die by falling overboard	0:29:15	0:29:17
# Heigh ho	0:29:17	0:29:19
# We'll go	0:29:19	0:29:20
# Anywhere the wind is blowing	0:29:20	0:29:22
# Hoist the sails and sing...	0:29:22	0:29:26
# Sailing for adventure on the big blue wet thing	0:29:26	0:29:30
# I love to see 'em cry when they walk the plank	0:29:31	0:29:34
# I prefer to cut a throat...	0:29:34	0:29:38
# I hang 'em high and watch their little feet try to walk in the air	0:29:38	0:29:42
# While their faces turn blue #	0:29:42	0:29:45
Just kidding!	0:29:45	0:29:47
# It's a good life on a boat	0:29:47	0:29:49
# There are distant lands with burning sands	0:29:49	0:29:52
# That call across the oceans	0:29:52	0:29:54
# There are bingo games every fun-filled day	0:29:54	0:29:57
# Margaritas at the midnight buffet	0:29:57	0:30:02
# Margaritas at the midnight buffet	0:30:00	0:30:02
# Heigh ho we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing	0:30:02	0:30:08
# Should have took a train...	0:30:08	0:30:11
# Sailing for adventure on the bounding main	0:30:11	0:30:14
# The salty breezes whisper	0:30:14	0:30:17
# Who knows what lies ahead?	0:30:17	0:30:19
# I just know I was born to live the life my father led	0:30:19	0:30:25
# The stars will be our compass	0:30:25	0:30:27
# Wherever we may roam	0:30:27	0:30:30
# And our mates will always be just like a family	0:30:30	0:30:35
# And though we may put into port	0:30:35	0:30:38
# The sea is always home	0:30:38	0:30:40
Mr Bimbo, I didn't know you had a good singing voice...you're welcome.	0:30:40	0:30:46
# We'll chase our dreams standing on our own	0:30:46	0:30:49
# Over the horizon to the great unknown	0:30:49	0:30:52
# Heigh ho	0:30:52	0:30:53
# We'll go anywhere the wind is blowing	0:30:53	0:30:57
# Bold and brave and free...	0:30:57	0:31:01
# Sailing for adventure	0:31:01	0:31:03
It's so nauseating!	0:31:02	0:31:03
# Sailing for adventure	0:31:03	0:31:06
So exhilarating!	0:31:05	0:31:06
# Sailing for adventure	0:31:06	0:31:09
We're all celebrating!	0:31:07	0:31:09
# On the deep blue sea! #	0:31:09	0:31:14
WHISTLE BLOWS	0:31:18	0:31:20
Roll call!	0:31:20	0:31:23
Long John Silver. Aye, aye, sir.	0:31:25	0:31:28
Short-Stack Stevens. Aye.	0:31:28	0:31:30
One-eyed Jack. Aye.	0:31:30	0:31:32
Black-Eyed Pea. Here.	0:31:32	0:31:34
Wall-Eyed Pike. Aye.	0:31:34	0:31:36
Polly Lobster. Awk!	0:31:36	0:31:38
Mad Monty. Aye.	0:31:38	0:31:41
Sweetums. Aye.	0:31:41	0:31:44
Old Tom. Aye, aye.	0:31:45	0:31:47
Real old Tom. Aye.	0:31:47	0:31:48
Dead Tom. Aye, aye.	0:31:48	0:31:51
WHIMPERS	0:31:51	0:31:52
Cool!	0:31:52	0:31:55
Clueless Morgan. What?	0:31:55	0:31:57
Headless Bill.	0:31:57	0:31:59
Headless Bill.	0:32:00	0:32:02
Big Fat Ugly Bug-Face Baby-Eating O'Brien.	0:32:06	0:32:10
DEEP VOICE: Aye.	0:32:10	0:32:14
Ahem...	0:32:14	0:32:15
Angel Marie.	0:32:15	0:32:18
Aye. Aye.	0:32:18	0:32:19
Mmm...	0:32:19	0:32:21
Er...er...	0:32:21	0:32:24
Gentlemen, may I see you in my cabin immediately?	0:32:24	0:32:28
Who hired this crew?!	0:32:29	0:32:31
The seediest cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I've ever seen!	0:32:31	0:32:36
Your finger hired the crew?	0:32:42	0:32:44
No, silly! The man who lives in my finger hired the crew. Mr Bimbo.	0:32:44	0:32:49
What?	0:32:49	0:32:50
He relied on the advice of our excellent cook, Long John Silver.	0:32:50	0:32:56
Ohhh...	0:32:56	0:32:57
A cook? And a guy who lives in a bear's finger?	0:32:57	0:33:00
Exactly!	0:33:00	0:33:02
Ohhh... Ohhh....	0:33:02	0:33:04
I'm starting to worry about this voyage. Jim?	0:33:04	0:33:07
I hope you'll give me the map for safekeeping.	0:33:07	0:33:11
I'll be careful with it, sir.	0:33:11	0:33:15
Begging your pardon, gentlemen, but I've got a treat for you.	0:33:21	0:33:26
'Tis my very own best brandy,	0:33:26	0:33:29
laid down by the brothers of Buckfast Abbey.	0:33:29	0:33:33
Vintage 1737.	0:33:33	0:33:36
To toast to a prosperous voyage.	0:33:36	0:33:39
Spiffy! Sorry, Mr Silver, but no drinking on this voyage.	0:33:39	0:33:43
Ah. Well, rules are rules.	0:33:43	0:33:46
'Tis a tradition for officers to toast to the success of a voyage.	0:33:46	0:33:51
True.	0:33:51	0:33:52
We must set an example for this crew. No consumption of alcohol.	0:33:52	0:33:57
Oh, sir, I can vouch for this crew myself.	0:33:57	0:34:01
They could sail to heaven and back.	0:34:01	0:34:04
I disagree.	0:34:04	0:34:06
Oh. Knock off the booze. >	0:34:06	0:34:09
It's peeling the paint off the shuffleboard court.	0:34:09	0:34:13
Sorry. Come on, girls.	0:34:13	0:34:15
This conversation is finished.	0:34:15	0:34:17
I understand, sir.	0:34:17	0:34:19
I shall tend to my duty,	0:34:19	0:34:21
and see to it that every drop of alcohol is thrown overboard.	0:34:21	0:34:26
Come on, Jim. Don't bother Captain.	0:34:26	0:34:30
You can go if you want, Jim.	0:34:30	0:34:32
-Come on. -Yeah.	0:34:32	0:34:34
Oh, well! I guess the human beings wanna hang out together.	0:34:34	0:34:39
Don't wanna be with a rat and a...	0:34:39	0:34:41
-Whatever. -Yeah!	0:34:41	0:34:43
Say cheese!	0:34:53	0:34:55
-Cheese! Cheese! -That's great.	0:34:55	0:34:58
Cute couple.	0:34:58	0:35:00
Oh, stop it! Ha ha ha!	0:35:06	0:35:07
I never felt like this before.	0:35:09	0:35:11
Denise, what I'm trying to say to you...	0:35:11	0:35:15
What I mean is...	0:35:15	0:35:17
I'm sorry your present didn't work out.	0:35:24	0:35:27
Oh, Jim...	0:35:27	0:35:29
Smollett sails by rules and laws. That's what being Captain's about.	0:35:29	0:35:34
Me, I sails by the stars.	0:35:34	0:35:36
Stars?	0:35:37	0:35:38
North, Jim. Find me north out there among them stars.	0:35:38	0:35:44
That's easy.	0:35:44	0:35:46
-What if you didn't 'ave a compass? -Don't!	0:35:46	0:35:49
It's all I have of Father's. Please.	0:35:49	0:35:52
I'm sorry, lad.	0:35:53	0:35:55
I were only fooling.	0:35:55	0:35:57
How old were you when he died, then?	0:35:59	0:36:03
Seven.	0:36:03	0:36:04
I were eight when my father died at sea.	0:36:07	0:36:11
-First mate. -My father was too.	0:36:11	0:36:14
Was he now?	0:36:14	0:36:16
By the powers!	0:36:17	0:36:19
What a coincidence.	0:36:19	0:36:21
Now, Jim,	0:36:23	0:36:24
that be Polaris. The North Star.	0:36:24	0:36:28
Even in the China Sea, that's north.	0:36:28	0:36:31
North.	0:36:31	0:36:33
Polaris.	0:36:33	0:36:34
-So we must be heading southwest. -Smart as paint, lad. Smart as paint.	0:36:34	0:36:40
Now,	0:36:40	0:36:42
that gets Long John to wondering.	0:36:42	0:36:44
Why would we be sailing southwest?	0:36:46	0:36:50
The scuttlebutt around the crew	0:36:50	0:36:53
is that we're after buried treasure.	0:36:53	0:36:56
And, er...	0:36:56	0:36:58
someone on board has a map.	0:36:58	0:37:02
Course, none of my concern, Jim.	0:37:07	0:37:10
I'm just a ship's cook. Such matters are best left to Captain Smollett.	0:37:10	0:37:16
-He runs the ship, not I. -You could captain this ship.	0:37:16	0:37:19
That I could, lad.	0:37:19	0:37:22
Maybe someday I will.	0:37:23	0:37:25
Ha ha...ha ha.	0:37:27	0:37:29
Moonlight swim?	0:37:35	0:37:38
OK.	0:37:38	0:37:39
'Oh, Smolly...	0:37:47	0:37:49
my love for you is deeper than the deep blue sea.'	0:37:49	0:37:54
HE SIGHS	0:37:59	0:38:00
Get on with you! Go on!	0:38:34	0:38:37
Hi, Jim! >	0:38:37	0:38:39
-Hello, Jimbo! -Hi, Long John. Good morning...	0:38:39	0:38:43
At least one of us is having a good time.	0:38:43	0:38:46
It's not so bad.	0:38:46	0:38:48
Angel Marie's gonna throw a line out and let me drag along the bottom.	0:38:48	0:38:53
I feel like this crew's watching us, just waiting to pounce.	0:38:53	0:38:57
Figment of your imagination.	0:38:57	0:39:00
Heh heh!	0:39:00	0:39:01
-Aaaahh! -Aaaahh!	0:39:01	0:39:04
This is a figment of my imagination?!	0:39:04	0:39:07
Tell us where the map is, OR WE'LL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!	0:39:07	0:39:12
My friend and I will never tell.	0:39:12	0:39:15
There could be extenuating circumstances!	0:39:15	0:39:18
Maybe if you ask real nice!	0:39:18	0:39:21
In your dreams!	0:39:21	0:39:23
Do it!	0:39:23	0:39:24
Whoa!	0:39:27	0:39:28
Ohhh!	0:39:28	0:39:29
Oooh, yes!	0:39:29	0:39:31
I can't watch.	0:39:31	0:39:37
Look at this! I'm taller. This is so cool.	0:39:32	0:39:37
I may have a future with the NBA!	0:39:37	0:39:39
He likes it! Let's torture the rat.	0:39:39	0:39:43
Huh? No, no, no, no!	0:39:43	0:39:45
Yes!	0:39:45	0:39:47
Aaaaagh! Please! I hate basketball!	0:39:48	0:39:51
I got a lovely recipe for blackened rat.	0:39:51	0:39:54
Aaaaagh!	0:39:54	0:39:57
Ohhh!	0:39:55	0:39:57
I say! This does not look safe!	0:39:57	0:40:01
Aaaaaagh!	0:40:03	0:40:05
-What? -I burned my hand!	0:40:05	0:40:08
-Kiss it! ->	0:40:08	0:40:10
Ohhh! Ha ha ha!	0:40:11	0:40:12
Poodly, poodly, poodly, poodly!	0:40:12	0:40:15
Mr Arrow! Lock those three up for the rest of the voyage.	0:40:15	0:40:20
Yes, sir!	0:40:20	0:40:21
You can't hold us! Stop braying!	0:40:21	0:40:25
Move along!	0:40:25	0:40:27
Mr Hawkins, may I see you in my cabin, please?	0:40:28	0:40:32
Yes, sir.	0:40:32	0:40:34
Ready, Mr Gonzo?	0:40:34	0:40:36
Ready!	0:40:36	0:40:37
Tie off the rope, Beaker!	0:40:37	0:40:39
We call this the window shade cure.	0:40:39	0:40:43
Alright, snip, snip, snip!	0:40:43	0:40:46
Whoa!	0:40:46	0:40:48
Great! Wow!	0:40:49	0:40:51
Aaaagh!	0:40:51	0:40:53
Oh, that was so cool!	0:40:55	0:40:58
Oh, sure.	0:40:59	0:41:00
Ha ha ha ha ha!	0:41:02	0:41:03
Who's the lady pig, sir?	0:41:03	0:41:06
Never mind that, Jim. Will you give me the map, after what happened?	0:41:06	0:41:11
Rather not, sir.	0:41:11	0:41:14
HE SIGHS	0:41:12	0:41:14
I hoped it wouldn't come to this. I order you to give me the map.	0:41:14	0:41:19
Mr Arrow?	0:41:26	0:41:30
Aye, aye, Captain.	0:41:27	0:41:30
Lock up this treasure map.	0:41:30	0:41:32
It will be safe in here, sir.	0:41:33	0:41:36
It's been six weeks since we left England.	0:42:11	0:42:15
Five days since we had a breeze.	0:42:15	0:42:19
Oh, no...I've got the madness!	0:42:28	0:42:32
I got cabin fever!	0:42:32	0:42:35
I've got it too!	0:42:35	0:42:38
Cabin fever!	0:42:38	0:42:40
# I got cabin fever	0:42:40	0:42:42
# It's burning in my brain	0:42:42	0:42:44
# I got cabin fever It's driving me insane	0:42:44	0:42:48
# We got cabin fever We're flipping our bandannas	0:42:48	0:42:52
# Been stuck at sea so long we've simply gone bananas	0:42:52	0:42:55
# Chica chica boom boom chica chica boom boom chic	0:42:55	0:42:59
# Chica chica boom boom chica chica boom boom chic	0:42:59	0:43:01
# We got cabin fever We lost what sense we had	0:43:01	0:43:06
# We got cabin fever We're all going mad	0:43:06	0:43:10
# Grab your partner by the ears Lash him to the wheel	0:43:10	0:43:13
# Do-si-do, step on his toe Listen to him squeal	0:43:13	0:43:17
# Allemande left, allemande right It's time to sail or sink	0:43:17	0:43:21
# Swing your partner over the side Drop him in the drink	0:43:21	0:43:24
-We've got cabin fever -No ifs ands or buts	0:43:24	0:43:28
-We're disoriented. -And demented. -And a little nuts.	0:43:28	0:43:31
# Ach, Du Leiber, Volkswagen car	0:43:31	0:43:35
# Sauerbraten, Wienerschnitzel und wunderbar	0:43:35	0:43:39
# We're sailing, sailing The wind was on our side	0:43:39	0:43:42
Und then it died.	0:43:44	0:43:46
# I got cabin fever I think I lost my grip	0:43:46	0:43:49
# I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script	0:43:49	0:43:53
# I...was floating 'neath the tropic moon	0:43:53	0:43:59
# And dreaming of a blue lagoon	0:43:59	0:44:03
# Now I'm as crazy as a loon Ha Ha!	0:44:03	0:44:06
# Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard	0:44:06	0:44:09
# This once proud vessel has become a floating psycho ward	0:44:09	0:44:13
# We were sailing, sailing heading who knows where	0:44:13	0:44:17
# And now, though we're all here	0:44:17	0:44:20
# We're not all there! #	0:44:20	0:44:22
Arriba!	0:44:22	0:44:24
Cabin fever!	0:44:31	0:44:33
Ah! The wind is back!	0:44:33	0:44:36
-What's going on here? -I feel like such a fool.	0:44:36	0:44:40
-I hope nobody saw that. -Embarrassing.	0:44:40	0:44:43
Help!	0:44:43	0:44:45
Let us out! We was only joking!	0:44:45	0:44:48
Oooh! Hey, Long John! Hey, get us outta here!	0:44:48	0:44:53
Polly? What was that song that just happened?	0:44:53	0:44:56
What're you talking about?	0:44:56	0:44:58
You know - Cabin Fever!	0:44:58	0:45:01
That.	0:45:01	0:45:02
You gotta get us outta here! Clueless is starting to go crackers.	0:45:02	0:45:07
Here you go. Your bread and water for today.	0:45:09	0:45:13
But I ordered shrimp scampi!	0:45:13	0:45:15
It's more than you deserve, you villainous dogs!	0:45:15	0:45:19
Oh, Jim. By rights I should be locked up too,	0:45:19	0:45:23
for letting thieves like them aboard this ship.	0:45:23	0:45:27
It chills me to think they almost killed your little friends.	0:45:27	0:45:32
Looking for some daft treasure map.	0:45:32	0:45:34
I should've given Captain Smollett the...I mean...	0:45:34	0:45:38
What, lad?	0:45:40	0:45:42
I shouldn't be talking about this with you or anyone.	0:45:42	0:45:46
You mean... you've really got a treasure map?	0:45:46	0:45:50
Not any more. Mr Arrow locked it up in the Captain's cabin.	0:45:50	0:45:54
Promise to keep it a secret.	0:45:54	0:45:56
Don't worry - you only told old Long John.	0:45:56	0:46:01
You run along and do your chores.	0:46:01	0:46:04
Safely now, safely.	0:46:27	0:46:30
Oooooooohhhhh!!	0:46:30	0:46:33
Steady as she goes.	0:46:33	0:46:36
Oh, Mr Silver, good evening.	0:46:38	0:46:41
Wicked fog tonight, sir.	0:46:41	0:46:43
Reminds me of when we ran aground off the pampas.	0:46:43	0:46:47
Half the crew drowned in leaky lifeboats. Terrible shame.	0:46:47	0:46:52
Leaky lifeboats?	0:46:52	0:46:53
Common, sir. A little-used piece of equipment falls into disrepair,	0:46:53	0:46:58
and becomes, shall we say...	0:46:58	0:47:01
Unsafe?	0:47:00	0:47:01
I'm not saying our lifeboats are unsafe, sir.	0:47:01	0:47:05
I'm not saying we got problems.	0:47:05	0:47:08
Still...	0:47:09	0:47:10
Hmm...the caulking appears tight.	0:47:13	0:47:15
No dampness under the gunwale.	0:47:15	0:47:18
This one seems seaworthy.	0:47:18	0:47:20
Well, sir, they do of course, until you get them out in the open ocean.	0:47:20	0:47:26
Cast me off, Mr Silver.	0:47:26	0:47:30
Yes, sir.	0:47:27	0:47:30
Is there anything I can hold for you for safekeeping? Your hat, coat...	0:47:30	0:47:36
your keys?	0:47:36	0:47:38
Hmm? My keys! Of course.	0:47:38	0:47:41
If they fell overboard, it would be disastrous.	0:47:41	0:47:45
Oh, that it would, sir.	0:47:45	0:47:48
Cast me off, Mr Silver.	0:47:49	0:47:52
Aye, aye, sir!	0:47:52	0:47:54
Thank you, Mr Silver.	0:47:54	0:47:57
Just doing my duty, sir.	0:47:57	0:47:59
Oh, yes, John.	0:48:03	0:48:05
MAN OVERBOARD!!	0:48:07	0:48:10
Yes?	0:48:14	0:48:15
I'm sorry, sir.	0:48:15	0:48:18
Mr Arrow's gone overboard, and all we found was his hat.	0:48:18	0:48:23
Oh, no...	0:48:23	0:48:25
And so, my friends,	0:48:30	0:48:32
the sea has claimed another officer and friend.	0:48:32	0:48:36
I got it!	0:48:36	0:48:38
-After you, Monty. -No, after you.	0:48:38	0:48:41
Just come on!	0:48:41	0:48:42
A wonderful man who got us from our beds before dawn for a good flossing	0:48:42	0:48:48
OK, now spread out and find the map.	0:48:50	0:48:53
May the wind be forever at your back, Samuel Arrow.	0:48:53	0:48:56
Rest in peace, my friend. Amen.	0:48:56	0:48:59
-Amen. -Amen.	0:48:59	0:49:00
-Ha! -Shhh!	0:49:01	0:49:03
Ha ha! See? See?	0:49:05	0:49:07
Open it!	0:49:07	0:49:09
No, we gotta take it to Long John. Come on.	0:49:09	0:49:12
This apple has a worm in it.	0:49:19	0:49:22
It's not a worm, that's my tail!	0:49:22	0:49:25
What's wrong?	0:49:25	0:49:27
It just feels so weird.	0:49:27	0:49:29
That Mr Arrow's dead?	0:49:29	0:49:32
Yeah, that. And my pants are filled with starfish.	0:49:32	0:49:36
You and your hobbies!	0:49:36	0:49:38
Rizzo?!	0:49:38	0:49:42
Jim! We've missed you.	0:49:39	0:49:42
-Climb in. -I'm doing my chores.	0:49:42	0:49:44
Share an apple.	0:49:44	0:49:46
Come on!	0:49:46	0:49:49
Ohhh!	0:49:47	0:49:49
-Here's the plan. -We should kill that captain now.	0:49:50	0:49:54
-< -Then we get that twit of a bear. -Can we make a rug out of him?	0:49:54	0:49:59
Oh, hi, Long John.	0:49:59	0:50:02
I'm an easy man.	0:50:03	0:50:06
A gentleman of fortune, says most.	0:50:06	0:50:08
But it makes me sick at heart to sail with the likes of you.	0:50:08	0:50:13
Now, get this straight.	0:50:13	0:50:15
If anyone mutinies before I says so,	0:50:15	0:50:18
I'll throw you overboard like I did that scurvy mate Arrow.	0:50:18	0:50:23
I says let the Captain steer us closer to the island.	0:50:23	0:50:27
I've got the lad's map. When the time is ripe, we kill 'em all!	0:50:27	0:50:32
-That's what I said! -Kill 'em all!	0:50:32	0:50:35
-Land ho! -> Come on, lads!	0:50:37	0:50:39
Land ho!	0:50:39	0:50:41
Oh, my goodness!	0:50:44	0:50:46
Ohhh...	0:50:46	0:50:48
Land ho!	0:50:50	0:50:52
Beachfront property.	0:50:54	0:50:56
Retirement estates.	0:50:56	0:50:58
-Bikinis! -Bikinis!	0:50:58	0:51:00
Throw the mainsail.	0:51:00	0:51:02
Drop anchor. Bring her up hard of starboard. Lower longboats.	0:51:02	0:51:06
Bring those barrels over here, lads.	0:51:12	0:51:15
Help with the longboats.	0:51:17	0:51:19
-Captain, we must talk. -I'm busy, Jim.	0:51:19	0:51:22
Long John's planning a mutiny. He's got the map.	0:51:22	0:51:26
I see. Mr Silver?	0:51:26	0:51:28
Aye, aye, Cap'n!	0:51:28	0:51:30
Take the crew ashore. We need water and provisions. Take your time.	0:51:30	0:51:35
Hurray!	0:51:35	0:51:37
Tis a task to my liking, sir!	0:51:37	0:51:40
Get the officers and come to my quarters.	0:51:40	0:51:44
That's lucky, the captain sending us ashore.	0:51:44	0:51:47
It's like giving us the treasure on a silver platter.	0:51:47	0:51:52
Aye, that it is, Polly.	0:51:52	0:51:54
Never trust a silver platter.	0:51:54	0:51:57
Beaker, come on!	0:52:01	0:52:03
Jim, lad!	0:52:03	0:52:04
There's room in the boat for one more.	0:52:04	0:52:07
Come along for an adventure.	0:52:07	0:52:10
-The Captain wants me. -What a shame.	0:52:10	0:52:12
I'll miss you, lad.	0:52:12	0:52:15
Um...	0:52:15	0:52:16
Jim...I seem to have left my crutch on board.	0:52:16	0:52:19
Hand it to me like a good lad.	0:52:19	0:52:22
There's a good boy.	0:52:24	0:52:28
It'll have to be closer than that. I can't reach it.	0:52:28	0:52:32
Ohhh!	0:52:32	0:52:33
Cast away, men! Be quick now!	0:52:33	0:52:37
-Go go go! -Ha ha ha!	0:52:39	0:52:41
We set sail and return in a year or so.	0:52:41	0:52:44
By then the fight should be out of them.	0:52:44	0:52:48
That's a brilliant plan!	0:52:48	0:52:50
-Except for one thing. -What?	0:52:50	0:52:52
The pirates have Jim!	0:52:52	0:52:55
-I'm tired! -What? -I'm getting tired!	0:53:10	0:53:13
He says go faster!	0:53:13	0:53:16
I'm getting TIRED!	0:53:16	0:53:18
Man, I can't figure out what side we're on,	0:53:30	0:53:33
the pirates or the frog captain.	0:53:33	0:53:36
Man, just play the gig. Never get involved in politics.	0:53:36	0:53:41
Politics! Politics!	0:53:41	0:53:43
Jim lad!	0:53:51	0:53:53
Easy, Jim. 'Tis all in good fun.	0:54:00	0:54:04
Pleased I am to initiate you into our enterprising, um...company.	0:54:04	0:54:10
Which entitles you to all benefits thereof.	0:54:11	0:54:14
I don't want any benefits!	0:54:14	0:54:20
This is a one-time special offer, Jim lad.	0:54:16	0:54:20
Say no, and I will be forced to terminate our relationship.	0:54:20	0:54:25
You're nothing but murdering pirates!	0:54:25	0:54:30
Pirates!	0:54:28	0:54:30
Ha ha ha ha!	0:54:30	0:54:32
Pirates.	0:54:32	0:54:34
Oh, Jim...	0:54:34	0:54:36
If that's what you're thinking, you're dead wrong.	0:54:36	0:54:41
When I was just a lad,	0:54:42	0:54:44
looking for my true vocation,	0:54:44	0:54:47
my father said, "Now, son, this choice deserves deliberation.	0:54:47	0:54:51
# "Though you could be a doctor, or perhaps a financier,	0:54:51	0:54:56
# "My boy, why not consider a more challenging career?"	0:54:56	0:55:00
# Hey ho ho	0:55:00	0:55:02
# You'll cruise to foreign shores	0:55:02	0:55:04
-Sing it, lads! -# And you'll keep your mind and body sound by working out of doors	0:55:04	0:55:08
# True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without	0:55:08	0:55:12
# And when you're a professional pirate...	0:55:12	0:55:16
# That's what the job's about	0:55:16	0:55:18
Upstage, lads.	0:55:18	0:55:19
This is my only number!	0:55:19	0:55:22
# Now, take Sir Francis Drake	0:55:22	0:55:24
# The Spanish all despise him	0:55:24	0:55:27
# But to the British he's a hero	0:55:27	0:55:29
# And they idolise him	0:55:29	0:55:31
# It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good	0:55:31	0:55:36
# And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood	0:55:36	0:55:40
# Hey ho ho	0:55:40	0:55:42
-I love it! 'Tis poetry in motion. -# We're honourable men	0:55:42	0:55:45
# Before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten	0:55:45	0:55:48
# On occasion there may be someone you have to execute	0:55:48	0:55:52
# But when you're a professional pirate...	0:55:52	0:55:55
# You don't have to wear a suit	0:55:55	0:55:57
What?	0:55:58	0:56:00
# I could have been a surgeon I like taking things apart	0:56:00	0:56:04
# I could have been a lawyer but I just had too much heart	0:56:04	0:56:08
# I could have been in politics	0:56:08	0:56:11
# Cos I've always been a big spender	0:56:11	0:56:14
# And me	0:56:14	0:56:16
# I could've been a contender	0:56:16	0:56:19
Ha ha ha ha ha!	0:56:19	0:56:20
# Some say that pirates steal	0:56:22	0:56:24
# And should be feared and hated	0:56:24	0:56:26
# I say we're victims of bad press	0:56:26	0:56:29
# It's all exaggerated	0:56:29	0:56:31
Uuughh! # We'd never stab you in the back	0:56:31	0:56:34
# We'd never lie or cheat	0:56:34	0:56:36
# We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet	0:56:36	0:56:40
Well, look at us, Jim.	0:56:40	0:56:42
We're a festival of conviviality.	0:56:42	0:56:45
Congeniality!	0:56:47	0:56:48
-Conviviality, stupid. -That's what I said!	0:56:48	0:56:52
We're ready, O Capitaine!	0:56:52	0:56:54
Guard the ship. We'll be back as soon as we get Jim.	0:56:54	0:56:58
-Aye, aye, Captain. -Cast off, Mr Beaker.	0:56:58	0:57:01
Thanks for coming, men.	0:57:02	0:57:07
-Are you kidding? Jim's family! -Yeah!	0:57:04	0:57:07
Tell the truth, lad.	0:57:08	0:57:10
Do you really think the Captain would share the treasure	0:57:10	0:57:14
with the likes of us?	0:57:14	0:57:16
Can't hear you.	0:57:17	0:57:19
No?	0:57:19	0:57:21
And we being the rightful owners.	0:57:21	0:57:24
Flint's own crew, who shed our blood getting it here.	0:57:24	0:57:28
Join us, lad.	0:57:29	0:57:31
Donate your compass to the treasure hunt and get a full share.	0:57:31	0:57:36
# Hey ho ho It's one for all for one	0:57:38	0:57:41
# We'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son	0:57:41	0:57:45
# We're gentlemen of fortune And that's what we're proud to be	0:57:45	0:57:49
# And when you're a professional pirate...	0:57:49	0:57:53
# You'll be honest brave and free	0:57:53	0:57:55
# The soul of decency	0:57:55	0:57:57
# You'll be loyal and fair and on the square	0:57:57	0:57:59
# And most importantly	0:57:59	0:58:01
# When you're a professional pirate...	0:58:01	0:58:05
# You're always in the best of company! #	0:58:05	0:58:13
CANNON FIRES	0:58:16	0:58:18
Down!	0:58:18	0:58:19
Captain Smollett coming to rescue me!	0:58:19	0:58:22
Don't get your hopes up, laddie.	0:58:22	0:58:24
I've taken the liberty of hiding a few of my men aboard.	0:58:24	0:58:29
A second round means they've taken over the Hispanola, and I'm the new cap'n.	0:58:29	0:58:35
Heh heh heh heh!	0:58:35	0:58:36
Now, then...	0:58:36	0:58:38
CANNON FIRES AGAIN Yaaayyy!	0:58:40	0:58:42
-Ah! Oh! -Ah! -Hey!	0:58:44	0:58:46
How infortuitous our firearms weren't loaded, Beakie.	0:58:48	0:58:52
I'll say! We might have shot somebody.	0:58:52	0:58:56
I'm the only friend you've got in the world now, Jim.	0:58:56	0:59:01
Let's dig up the treasure together, eh? Shipmates? Remember?	0:59:02	0:59:07
We'll be needing your compass.	0:59:08	0:59:11
No!	0:59:12	0:59:13
I'll be taking it either way, Jim.	0:59:13	0:59:16
Ha ha!!	0:59:26	0:59:28
Come on, then, lads.	0:59:28	0:59:30
Let's not waste time.	0:59:30	0:59:32
Well, it's too dark to do anything now.	0:59:32	0:59:36
We'll camp and wait for first light.	0:59:36	0:59:38
Uh, uh, uh, uh...	0:59:38	0:59:43
Rizzo, relax! Don't be so afraid.	0:59:39	0:59:43
I'm way beyond afraid.	0:59:43	0:59:45
I'm somewhere between bedwetting and a near-death experience.	0:59:45	0:59:50
Goodnight, boys.	0:59:50	0:59:52
-Goodnight. -Right. -Night, Rizzo.	0:59:52	0:59:54
Yeah, sure.	0:59:54	0:59:56
Uh uh uh uh...	0:59:56	0:59:57
GRUNTING	0:59:58	1:00:01
Gonzo? Is that you, Gonzo?	1:00:01	1:00:03
GRUNTING CONTINUES	1:00:03	1:00:05
Gonzo, you're coming down with a cold!	1:00:05	1:00:09
I'll light a match if you don't mind.	1:00:09	1:00:12
Aaaaaagh!	1:00:13	1:00:15
Long John, look!	1:00:18	1:00:20
Flint hung 'em up there after he'd gullied 'em,	1:00:20	1:00:24
to mark the trail to the treasure.	1:00:24	1:00:26
Oh! Ooooohh!!	1:00:26	1:00:28
Wicked sense of humour!	1:00:28	1:00:30
It's a sign! This is a cursed place!	1:00:30	1:00:34
Well, there's an informed opinion!	1:00:34	1:00:37
Jim lad, where to from here?	1:00:37	1:00:39
"On a heading of 179 degrees,	1:00:39	1:00:43
walk 312 paces from where the dead men hang high."	1:00:43	1:00:47
That way!	1:00:47	1:00:49
You're gonna go?!	1:00:49	1:00:52
Howdy, vous stinky froggy man and friends.	1:00:52	1:00:56
I am Spa'am,	1:00:56	1:00:58
high priest of the boars.	1:00:58	1:01:01
You mucho wickedness go trespass on island.	1:01:01	1:01:06
Now you suffer the wrath of our queen,	1:01:06	1:01:10
Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal.	1:01:10	1:01:12
Terrific! Captured by crazed pigs and sacrificed on a pagan altar.	1:01:12	1:01:17
Lucky or what?	1:01:17	1:01:23
Silence, smelly sailor mans! You violated sacred island.	1:01:18	1:01:23
Excuse me. I'm Captain Smollett.	1:01:23	1:01:25
We mean no harm. We embrace all creatures of different nations.	1:01:25	1:01:30
SILENCE!!	1:01:30	1:01:32
Bring forth Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!	1:01:32	1:01:36
That can't be good.	1:01:36	1:01:39
Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!	1:01:39	1:01:42
Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!	1:01:41	1:01:42
Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal! Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!	1:01:42	1:01:45
Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal! Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!	1:01:45	1:01:49
-Ooooooohhhhh!! -Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!	1:01:51	1:01:54
Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!	1:01:54	1:01:56
Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal! Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!	1:01:56	1:01:58
-Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal! -Boom! Boom! Boom!	1:01:58	1:02:02
These tropical floor shows are so exotic.	1:02:02	1:02:06
And the food is to die for!	1:02:06	1:02:09
ELEPHANT TRUMPETS	1:02:14	1:02:16
Bonsoir, mes amis! A ha ha ha!	1:03:00	1:03:04
Come, Flaubert.	1:03:06	1:03:08
Aaaagh!	1:03:08	1:03:09
Ooh! Ah! Oh! Ah! Ah! Oh!	1:03:09	1:03:12
Aaaaaagh...!	1:03:12	1:03:13
Ohhh!	1:03:15	1:03:16
Flaubert, get away, you stupid anteater!	1:03:16	1:03:20
You spoiled my entrance!	1:03:20	1:03:22
Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!	1:03:22	1:03:27
Aw, knock it off!	1:03:23	1:03:27
Oh!	1:03:28	1:03:29
Greetings! Moi am Benjamina Gunn,	1:03:29	1:03:32
maroonee, temptress and queen of this...	1:03:32	1:03:35
Ohhh...!	1:03:35	1:03:37
Smolly...	1:03:41	1:03:43
Can it be you?	1:03:43	1:03:45
Benjamina!	1:03:45	1:03:47
Hiiiiiiyaaa!	1:03:47	1:03:49
Aaaaaaagh!	1:03:49	1:03:51
Yaaaayyy!!	1:03:51	1:03:53
Ooooooooo-ooo-oohhh!	1:03:54	1:03:57
Old girlfriend...	1:03:58	1:04:00
Tie 'em back in their stakes!	1:04:01	1:04:05
306, 307, 308,	1:04:05	1:04:07
309, 310, 311,	1:04:07	1:04:11
-312. -This is it.	1:04:11	1:04:13
What if Clueless is right?	1:04:13	1:04:16
What if it is...c-cursed?	1:04:16	1:04:19
I'll show you what I think of your curse,	1:04:19	1:04:23
you mewling, lily-livered,	1:04:23	1:04:25
toffee-hearted little wuss of a crustacean!	1:04:25	1:04:29
"Treasure buried here."	1:04:40	1:04:43
Oi, we don't even have to dig it up!	1:04:45	1:04:49
Come on, mates, the treasure's ours!	1:04:49	1:04:52
Yeah! Whoo hoo!	1:04:52	1:04:54
There's no treasure, Silver! You brought us here for nothing!	1:05:04	1:05:08
And now we'll be tried for mutiny!	1:05:08	1:05:11
Yeah!	1:05:11	1:05:15
I say...we should KILL HIM!!	1:05:12	1:05:15
Yeah!!	1:05:15	1:05:17
Run, lad! Save yourself!	1:05:17	1:05:20
Why are you doing this for me?	1:05:20	1:05:26
I like you, boy. I wasn't lying about that.	1:05:22	1:05:26
RUN!!	1:05:26	1:05:28
Take greeny flippy bulgy-eyed one away.	1:05:31	1:05:36
Others stay. Chop-chop!	1:05:36	1:05:39
Where are you taking him?!	1:05:39	1:05:42
CHEF SINGS	1:05:42	1:05:45
First you take the mousie,	1:05:48	1:05:51
then skewer the mousie!	1:05:51	1:05:53
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!	1:05:53	1:05:56
-How else were we going to get him in this movie? -Ha ha ha!	1:05:56	1:06:01
Ohhh...!	1:06:01	1:06:03
I wish we were back at the inn eating table scraps.	1:06:03	1:06:07
We're about to BECOME table scraps.	1:06:07	1:06:09
This is the worst thing that ever...	1:06:09	1:06:12
Wait a second... I've been cut loose!	1:06:12	1:06:15
Hiya, guys.	1:06:15	1:06:17
-They've got Captain Smollett! -We'll get help.	1:06:17	1:06:20
Where?	1:06:20	1:06:22
SOBBING	1:06:22	1:06:23
Tom, Tom, Tom...	1:06:27	1:06:29
Dead Tom's dead!	1:06:31	1:06:34
Long John shot him!	1:06:35	1:06:37
Oh, God...	1:06:37	1:06:39
But Dead Tom's always been dead. That's why he's called Dead Tom.	1:06:39	1:06:44
Oh.	1:06:44	1:06:45
Can we get on with this? Get outta here! Clueless?	1:06:45	1:06:49
-Yeah. -Give it to him.	1:06:49	1:06:51
< PIRATE: Yeah!	1:06:51	1:06:52
But, er...it's not his birthday.	1:06:52	1:06:55
No, no, no, no! The paper!	1:06:55	1:06:58
Oh! Heh heh heh!	1:06:58	1:07:00
This is for you.	1:07:01	1:07:03
The Black Spot?	1:07:05	1:07:07
Yeah!	1:07:07	1:07:08
You dare to give ME the Black Spot?!	1:07:08	1:07:12
-He...He told me to! -Shut up, will ya?	1:07:12	1:07:15
Drawn on a page from the Bible!	1:07:15	1:07:18
You tore a page from the Holy Scriptures	1:07:18	1:07:21
-to make a pirate's death sentence. -Here...	1:07:21	1:07:25
Ooooo-oooohhh!	1:07:25	1:07:26
The red-hot gates of hell are creeping open!	1:07:26	1:07:32
Satan is heating his pokers for you,	1:07:32	1:07:36
you blasphemous heathens!	1:07:36	1:07:38
Fall down on your knees	1:07:38	1:07:42
and beg for deliverance from damnation!	1:07:42	1:07:46
O-ooo-ooooohhh!!!	1:07:46	1:07:48
-Please forgive us. -Forgive me!	1:07:48	1:07:50
Very good. You are forgiven.	1:07:51	1:07:55
Now untie me!	1:07:55	1:07:57
-OK! -Yes, sir! -Oh!	1:07:57	1:07:59
And let's go find the treasure!	1:07:59	1:08:03
Oh, you are a good man. You are a kind man. A handsome man.	1:08:03	1:08:08
Precious.	1:08:08	1:08:10
You're precious. And...	1:08:09	1:08:10
Beautiful.	1:08:10	1:08:13
And he's beautiful!	1:08:11	1:08:13
Here's the boat!	1:08:18	1:08:20
Oh, no!	1:08:20	1:08:22
That won't help us. We'll have to swim to the ship.	1:08:22	1:08:26
Hello? Earth to Jimbo!	1:08:26	1:08:28
Swimming to a ship full of killer pirates is not a good plan.	1:08:28	1:08:33
Look!	1:08:34	1:08:36
The gunwale and keel are definitely safe.	1:08:36	1:08:39
Mmm.	1:08:39	1:08:40
-Mr Arrow! -Oh! -Mr Arrow!	1:08:40	1:08:43
Over here, sir!	1:08:43	1:08:45
Oh, boys! Come join me aboard this exceptionally safe little boat.	1:08:45	1:08:51
Hmm.	1:08:51	1:08:52
By the way, that Silver fellow may not be trustworthy.	1:08:52	1:08:56
Oh, NOW he tells us!	1:08:56	1:08:58
Here's a photo opportunity you won't want to miss.	1:09:00	1:09:04
The actual jungle location for the movie Muppet Treasure Island.	1:09:04	1:09:09
Keep up, people!	1:09:09	1:09:11
Of all the backwater, no-class piles of sand in the ocean,	1:09:11	1:09:15
you had to wash up on mine!	1:09:15	1:09:18
Benjamina, I'm sorry.	1:09:18	1:09:20
Sorry? No, sorry doesn't cut it.	1:09:20	1:09:23
You left me standing at the ALTAR!	1:09:23	1:09:25
I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar.	1:09:25	1:09:28
I got cold feet.	1:09:28	1:09:30
Frogs are MEANT to have cold feet.	1:09:30	1:09:33
My mother came all the way from France.	1:09:33	1:09:36
I was wearing her white lace dress.	1:09:36	1:09:39
The cake was filled with lemon CUSTARD!	1:09:39	1:09:42
Mina? Fate brought us together again.	1:09:44	1:09:47
Well, buried treasure and pirates...	1:09:47	1:09:50
Pirates! After you jilted me I took up with this Bernie Flint.	1:09:50	1:09:54
-He was totally co-dependent! -You and Captain Flint...?	1:09:54	1:09:58
Well, he was a pirate, I was a lady...you know.	1:09:58	1:10:02
Smolly? He marooned me!	1:10:02	1:10:05
Meee-eee-eeee!	1:10:05	1:10:07
SHE SOBS	1:10:07	1:10:08
Oh! Oh!	1:10:08	1:10:10
This is all my fault. What have I done to you?	1:10:10	1:10:14
-< -Mushy-mushy!	1:10:14	1:10:16
Lovey-dovey!	1:10:16	1:10:18
Ha ha ha ha ha!!	1:10:18	1:10:19
Bravo, Cap'n!	1:10:23	1:10:25
Touching reunion, Benjamina.	1:10:29	1:10:32
This seems to be your day for renewing old...acquaintances.	1:10:34	1:10:40
Oh, well, hello,	1:10:40	1:10:42
Looo-ooo-oong John.	1:10:42	1:10:44
-Him too? -If you'd married me...!	1:10:44	1:10:47
-What does that have to do with it? -I'm a pig! I need commitment!	1:10:47	1:10:52
I'm not going to be really patient, Benjamina.	1:10:52	1:10:56
Where is the treasure?	1:10:56	1:10:59
Um...	1:11:02	1:11:03
I just may not tell you.	1:11:03	1:11:06
Don't play games with me, lass.	1:11:07	1:11:10
I tell you, I'm not a patient man.	1:11:10	1:11:13
-Stop! ->	1:11:14	1:11:16
Give up now, weak and tiny pirate mans,	1:11:16	1:11:19
or die like stinking dogs.	1:11:19	1:11:22
We see you have boom-boom sticks.	1:11:26	1:11:30
Bye bye.	1:11:31	1:11:33
Oh, brother!	1:11:37	1:11:39
-Now, Benjamina... -What?!	1:11:39	1:11:42
..where is the treasure?	1:11:42	1:11:47
There is no treasure! It was a clever ruse!	1:11:43	1:11:47
Ha!	1:11:47	1:11:49
So where did you get that gold necklace?	1:11:49	1:11:52
The one made of Spanish doubloons.	1:11:52	1:11:55
Er...	1:11:56	1:11:58
Shopping channel?	1:11:58	1:12:01
Ha ha ha ha ha!!	1:12:03	1:12:06
NO!!	1:12:09	1:12:10
Shhh!	1:12:17	1:12:21
Shhh!	1:12:18	1:12:21
Shhh!	1:12:19	1:12:21
Oh, fiddle!	1:12:23	1:12:24
Make yourself useful - try and save us! DO SOMETHING!!	1:12:24	1:12:29
Shhh!	1:12:29	1:12:30
-You've come to rescue us! -I should let HIM live in my finger!	1:12:30	1:12:35
-Ready, Master Hawkins. -Will this work?	1:12:43	1:12:46
Oh, yes! Research indicates that pirates are very superstitious.	1:12:46	1:12:51
Boogie, boogie, boogie.	1:12:54	1:12:58
I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow.	1:12:58	1:13:02
Boogie!	1:13:03	1:13:05
Aaaaahhh!!!	1:13:05	1:13:07
We've got to save the Captain!	1:13:12	1:13:15
That was beautiful.	1:13:15	1:13:18
What do we do now? Jim?	1:13:18	1:13:21
Weigh anchor?	1:13:21	1:13:22
Weigh anchor!	1:13:22	1:13:24
Set the sails.	1:13:24	1:13:25
Set the sails!	1:13:25	1:13:28
And you, Squire Trelawney...	1:13:28	1:13:32
Master Hawkins, I...	1:13:29	1:13:32
..take the helm.	1:13:32	1:13:35
Ah!	1:13:33	1:13:35
Step aside, Mr Bimbo. I shall be taking the helm.	1:13:35	1:13:39
Hurry, Rizzo!	1:13:39	1:13:41
I'm going as fast as I can!	1:13:42	1:13:44
Smolly, my love!	1:13:44	1:13:46
Oh! Oh!	1:13:46	1:13:49
Oh! Ah! Ah!	1:13:49	1:13:51
Smolly!	1:13:51	1:13:52
You can't hurt my frog!	1:13:53	1:13:55
Don't tell him anything, Mina. He'll kill you too. Don't listen to him!	1:13:55	1:14:00
Now!	1:14:00	1:14:02
SHE GASPS For the last time,	1:14:02	1:14:05
where's the bloody treasure?	1:14:05	1:14:08
Yeah!	1:14:08	1:14:10
-HA!! -STOP!!	1:14:10	1:14:12
It's at my place. Split-level hut, pink lawn furniture. Can't miss it.	1:14:12	1:14:18
Now free him, you scoundrel!	1:14:18	1:14:21
SHE SPITS	1:14:22	1:14:23
Ha ha ha ha ha!!	1:14:23	1:14:26
You know, I'm beginning to see a pattern in the men I date.	1:14:27	1:14:32
Well, the past is behind us.	1:14:32	1:14:35
And the future...below us.	1:14:35	1:14:37
SHE WHINES	1:14:37	1:14:39
Oh, it's OK, Mina. We're together again.	1:14:39	1:14:43
Yes. Despite it all...	1:14:43	1:14:49
SHE SNIFFS	1:14:45	1:14:49
..we have each other.	1:14:46	1:14:49
Don't cry for me, Benjamina.	1:14:49	1:14:52
Pardon?	1:14:52	1:14:53
# Was I dumb or was I blind?	1:14:53	1:14:58
# Or did my heart just lose its mind?	1:14:58	1:15:02
# Why'd I go and throw a perfect dream away?	1:15:02	1:15:10
# Looking back I'll never know	1:15:11	1:15:15
# How I ever let you go	1:15:15	1:15:19
# But destiny could see we deserved	1:15:19	1:15:24
# To have another day	1:15:24	1:15:28
# Love led us here	1:15:29	1:15:32
# Right back to where we belong	1:15:34	1:15:37
# We followed a star	1:15:37	1:15:39
# And here we are	1:15:39	1:15:42
# Now heaven seems so near	1:15:42	1:15:46
# Love led us here	1:15:47	1:15:51
# Now I know that life can take you by surprise	1:15:51	1:15:57
# And sweep you off your feet	1:15:57	1:16:02
# Did this happen to us?	1:16:02	1:16:04
# Or are we just dre-eeeeaaaming?	1:16:04	1:16:10
# Love led us here	1:16:11	1:16:14
# Right back to where we belong	1:16:15	1:16:19
# We followed a star and here we are	1:16:19	1:16:23
# Now heaven seems so near	1:16:23	1:16:28
# Love led us here	1:16:28	1:16:32
# So take my hand	1:16:33	1:16:35
# And have no fear	1:16:37	1:16:42
# We'll be all right	1:16:42	1:16:46
# Love led us here. #	1:16:46	1:16:55
Aaaagh! Aaaagh! Aaaagh!	1:16:55	1:16:58
Aaaagh...	1:16:58	1:16:59
Oh, Smolly!	1:17:01	1:17:02
You saved me!	1:17:02	1:17:04
Nheeuugghhhh!	1:17:06	1:17:08
Come on, men! It's back to Blighty now, lads.	1:17:10	1:17:14
The treasure's all ours!	1:17:14	1:17:17
Long John! Long John! Look!	1:17:23	1:17:26
The ship!	1:17:26	1:17:28
-What're they doing? -There's no-one on board.	1:17:28	1:17:31
It's coming straight for us!	1:17:36	1:17:43
The ghost of Captain Flinty!	1:17:38	1:17:43
He's coming to kill us!	1:17:41	1:17:43
Aaaaggghhhh!!!	1:17:43	1:17:46
Come back, you cowards!	1:17:48	1:17:51
Hawkins.	1:17:57	1:17:59
Look - the Captain and the pig!	1:18:02	1:18:05
Oh, no!	1:18:05	1:18:07
Head for those cliffs.	1:18:09	1:18:12
Head for the cliffs, Squire.	1:18:12	1:18:13
Aye, aye!	1:18:13	1:18:15
DR LIVESEY: Beakie, look! I think we're going to need a net. Come on.	1:18:15	1:18:20
Get back there, you yellow-bellied bilge rats!	1:18:23	1:18:27
I'm not losing that treasure now! Get out!	1:18:27	1:18:31
We're lowering the net now.	1:18:31	1:18:35
That's it. Beautiful. Beautiful.	1:18:35	1:18:37
We're coming, Captain Smollett!	1:18:37	1:18:41
BENJAMINA WAILS	1:18:39	1:18:41
-Steady. -Careful.	1:18:43	1:18:45
Au revoir, mon capitaine.	1:18:47	1:18:50
Aaaaaaaahhhhh!	1:18:50	1:18:51
We got him!	1:18:51	1:18:54
-Ah! -Oh no!	1:18:57	1:18:59
Waldorf, you old fool, we're heroes!	1:19:01	1:19:05
We saved the pig and the frog.	1:19:05	1:19:08
Well, it was too late to save the MOVIE!	1:19:08	1:19:11
Dooooh, ho ho ho!	1:19:11	1:19:12
Welcome aboard, Captain Smollett.	1:19:12	1:19:14
And welcome to your lady pig friend.	1:19:14	1:19:17
-Look out! -Aaah!	1:19:17	1:19:18
Oooooohhhh!!	1:19:27	1:19:29
The Captain must have his sword.	1:19:32	1:19:35
Yaaaaahhhhh!!!	1:19:39	1:19:42
Captain!	1:19:42	1:19:43
Fight, you idiots!	1:19:44	1:19:47
Captain!	1:19:52	1:19:54
Here!	1:19:54	1:19:56
-Ha! -Hiiiiya!!! All right! No more Ms Nice Guy.	1:19:56	1:20:02
No-one maroons ME and gets away with it! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hiya!	1:20:02	1:20:07
Ha! He! Heya!	1:20:07	1:20:10
Good to see you alive, Mr Arrow.	1:20:11	1:20:15
Thank you, Captain.	1:20:15	1:20:17
Geronimo!	1:20:17	1:20:18
What am I gonna do?!	1:20:18	1:20:21
Come on!	1:20:21	1:20:23
Sorry.	1:20:24	1:20:25
En garde!	1:20:25	1:20:28
-Me casa es su casa! -I'll make cheese out of you!	1:20:28	1:20:32
MUCHI-KOSA-BA!! HIEE-DE-SOTO!! HIIIYYA!!	1:20:32	1:20:35
KU KARACHA!!!	1:20:36	1:20:39
Ha!	1:20:39	1:20:40
Come on, Jerry, he's just a kid!	1:20:41	1:20:44
Heh heh heh! Oh! Eugh! Eugh!	1:20:46	1:20:49
OK, OK...	1:20:52	1:20:54
OK, I give...Uncle...I'm dead.	1:20:54	1:20:56
Mr Bimbo, help!	1:21:00	1:21:03
Eugh! Heugh! Heugh!	1:21:04	1:21:07
Wonderful!	1:21:16	1:21:17
Mr Bimbo! That was some amazing sword play.	1:21:18	1:21:23
Take that!	1:21:23	1:21:25
Watch out, Mr Arrow!	1:21:27	1:21:29
Thank you! Aren't you fighting AGAINST us?	1:21:33	1:21:37
Are you kidding? I love you guys.	1:21:37	1:21:39
Cowabunga!	1:21:43	1:21:45
Come on, fight! Where are you...ooh!	1:21:46	1:21:48
Mmmmwwwaaa!	1:21:55	1:21:56
And as for you...!	1:21:56	1:21:59
Oh! Mmmmmmmm!!	1:22:00	1:22:01
Silver!	1:22:01	1:22:03
Hmm-mmm!	1:22:04	1:22:06
Hah!! Ooo-ooohh!!	1:22:06	1:22:10
Ee-aa-aa-iiieeee!! Ha!	1:22:10	1:22:12
Pick on someone your own size!	1:22:15	1:22:19
Ha ha ha ha!	1:22:16	1:22:19
Ha ha ha ha!	1:22:27	1:22:29
Ha ha, Silver!	1:22:38	1:22:40
Not bad for an amphibian.	1:22:42	1:22:44
Smolly! Smolly! He's our man. If he can't do it, no-one can!	1:22:44	1:22:49
Mmmm-mmm-mmmm. Ho ho ho! Ha ha!	1:22:49	1:22:51
Excuse me!	1:22:51	1:22:54
Pardon?	1:22:54	1:22:55
Ooooohh! Eugh!	1:22:57	1:23:00
Oh...	1:23:00	1:23:02
I'm a frog.	1:23:04	1:23:05
You know...slippery hands.	1:23:05	1:23:08
Heh heh heh heh heh.	1:23:08	1:23:10
You know, I never really believed violence solved anything anyway.	1:23:11	1:23:16
Really? Allow me to disagree, Cap'n.	1:23:16	1:23:19
Kill him and you'll have to kill me.	1:23:19	1:23:22
Kill Jim and you'll have to kill me.	1:23:22	1:23:25
Kill Gonzo and you'll have to kill me.	1:23:25	1:23:27
Kill him and Mr Bimbo and you'll have to...negotiate strenuously.	1:23:27	1:23:32
Going somewhere, John-John?	1:23:32	1:23:35
PIRATES GRUMBLE	1:23:35	1:23:38
Well, Mr Hawkins,	1:23:38	1:23:40
it seems your little family has come together against me.	1:23:40	1:23:46
Ha ha ha! Heh heh heh.	1:23:52	1:23:54
We're doomed.	1:23:54	1:23:57
Well, I for one feel better about myself.	1:23:57	1:24:01
Yeah. And I believe I have learned a valuable lesson.	1:24:01	1:24:05
-Why you... -What? -Shut up!	1:24:05	1:24:07
LOUD SPLASH >	1:24:31	1:24:33
Silver!	1:24:43	1:24:45
I suppose you'll blow the whistle on me, Jim.	1:24:50	1:24:53
I suppose I will. You'll have to return to Bristol to stand trial.	1:24:53	1:24:57
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!	1:24:57	1:25:00
Sorry, Jim. I've got a terrible fear of hanging.	1:25:00	1:25:04
We're shipmates, aren't we, Jim?	1:25:09	1:25:12
Gentlemen of fortune together.	1:25:12	1:25:15
Give us one more chance.	1:25:18	1:25:20
Oh, hell, Jim.	1:25:29	1:25:30
I could never harm you. You're honest, and brave and true.	1:25:30	1:25:36
You didn't learn that from me.	1:25:37	1:25:40
I learned it from my friends, Mr Silver.	1:25:40	1:25:43
Take your oars and row away. I never want to see you again, ever.	1:25:43	1:25:46
Oh, Jim!	1:25:54	1:25:56
'Tis a shame, really. We'd have made a great team, Jim.	1:26:01	1:26:06
Well done, Jim.	1:26:24	1:26:26
Your father would be proud.	1:26:26	1:26:28
Captain Smollett?	1:26:30	1:26:32
I have most distressing news.	1:26:32	1:26:34
One of the boats is missing, and I know that it was terribly unsafe.	1:26:34	1:26:40
Ahhh...	1:26:51	1:26:53
Ha ha ha!!	1:27:01	1:27:03
Waaaagh!	1:27:04	1:27:05
This is not fun.	1:27:05	1:27:07
Flaubert, meet Da-Da.	1:27:07	1:27:09
Ready to sail, sir.	1:27:09	1:27:11
Where to, Captain Hawkins?	1:27:11	1:27:16
To wherever the wind may take us!	1:27:13	1:27:16
To Zanzibar, to meet the Zanzibarbarians.	1:27:16	1:27:20
Oh, brother, here they go again.	1:27:20	1:27:23
Ha ha ha ha ha!!	1:27:23	1:27:24
Love power!	1:28:00	1:28:02
# Love power	1:28:02	1:28:04
# A little love power	1:28:06	1:28:08
# Stronger than the hurricane	1:28:08	1:28:11
# Softer than the summer rain	1:28:11	1:28:14
# Love power	1:28:15	1:28:17
# What kind of power?	1:28:17	1:28:21
# A little love power	1:28:19	1:28:21
# It will lift you up when you get low	1:28:21	1:28:24
# And make your life bright as a rainbow	1:28:24	1:28:27
# Woh	1:28:27	1:28:29
# When there ain't no sun in the morning sky	1:28:29	1:28:32
# Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh	1:28:32	1:28:34
# Breeze ain't going and bird don't fly	1:28:34	1:28:39
# Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh	1:28:39	1:28:41
# Then someone kind reaches out a hand	1:28:41	1:28:45
# And smiles a warm sweet smile	1:28:45	1:28:48
# Then your heart come to understand	1:28:48	1:28:51
# What make de world spin Where de magic begin	1:28:51	1:28:55
# And what to believe in	1:28:55	1:28:59
Feels so good when everybody feels	1:28:56	1:28:59
# Love power	1:28:59	1:29:00
# A little love power	1:29:00	1:29:04
# Stronger than the hurricane	1:29:04	1:29:07
# Softer than the summer rain	1:29:07	1:29:10
# Love power	1:29:11	1:29:13
# Everybody feel it	1:29:13	1:29:15
# A little love power	1:29:15	1:29:17
# Lift you up when you get low... #	1:29:17	1:29:19
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Muppet Treasure Island

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