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Muppet Treasure Island

In a musical reworking of the classic tale, the Muppets set out to find buried treasure after young Jim Hawkins is given a treasure map by a mysterious sailor. Tim Curry stars.


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'I was Flint's first mate that voyage.

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'Three days east of Tortola in the Caribbie.

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'Flint knew an island. That's where we buried the treasure.

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'Gold and blood - they were Flint's trademarks.

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'He'd leave both behind him that day.'

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# Shiver my timbers Shiver my soul

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# Yo ho heave ho

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# There are men whose hearts are black as coal

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# Yo ho heave ho

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# And they sailed their ship 'cross the ocean blue

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# A bloodthirsty captain and a cutthroat crew

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# It's as dark a tale as was ever told

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# Of the lust for treasure and the love of goo-ooooo-old

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# Shiver my timbers Shiver my sides

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# Yo ho heave ho

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# There are hungers as strong as the wind and tides

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# Yo ho heave ho

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# And as those buccaneers drown their sins in rum

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# The devil himself would have to call them scum

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# Every man aboard would have killed his mate

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# For a bag of guineas or a piece of eight

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# A piece of eight

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# A piece of eight

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# Five, six, seven, eight

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# Hulla wakka, hulla wakka Something not right

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# Many wicked icky things gonna happen tonight

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# Hula wakka, hula wakka Sailor man beware

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# Where de money in de ground There's murder in de air

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# Murder in the air

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# One more time now

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# Shiver my timbers Shiver my bones

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# Yo ho heave ho

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# There are secrets that sleep with old Davy Jones

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# Yo ho heave ho

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# When the mainsail's set and the anchor's weighed

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# There's no turning back from any course that's laid

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# When greed and villainy sail the sea

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# You can bet your boots there'll be treachery

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# Treachery...

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# Shiver my timbers Shiver my sails

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# Dead men tell no tales! #

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'Oh, aye. 15 men went ashore that day,

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and only Flint, his own self, returned.'

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Oh, aye. And then old Flinty up and died

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before they could get back to that cursed island and get the treasure.

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No-one knows to this day who has old Flint's map.

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Now, isn't that a story worth the hearing?

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It was the first dozen times!

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I'll drink to that!

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But who has the map now?

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Some black-hearted, squid-sucking buccaneer?

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Or maybe it's our very own Jim Hawkins!

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Eh, Jimmy?

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If I had it we wouldn't be serving you!

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We'd be searching for that treasure.

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Sailing the seas on a five year mission.

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Boldly going where no man has gone before.

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That's catchy!

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If I had that map I'd trade it for a decent meal.

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Gonzo, is he gonna eat this?

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Aye! Beware the one-legged man! He's the one to fear!

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We'll watch for him, Captain.

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Yeah, if he's delivering a pizza!

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Even old Flinty feared him.

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If he comes here, run for me whippety-quick.

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If we see him, we'll tell you.

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One leg, three heads, few dozen noses...

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It's nae joking matter, hose-nose!

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The one-legged man brings death.

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-<

-Time, gentlemen!

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It's closing time!

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You pays your bills and then you shove off.

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Moooo!

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Drunk again, are you?

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-Moooo!

-Look at the state of this place!

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How comes it gets to be such a pigsty?

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No offence meant, gentlemen, sirs.

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Here's to you, boys.

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COINS CHINK

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I'm away to my room.

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Come back tomorrow for our lunchtime special - roast suckling...

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Huh?

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..potatoes!

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-No offence, madam, no offence.

-Ha!

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Aaaaah!

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Right, boys!

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When you're finished, clean the kitchen.

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I left some scraps for your supper.

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Oh, yes! And, boys -

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last night you forgot to put out the lantern.

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Forget again and there'll be no scraps for a week.

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You're standing on my ear!

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Whoa! Whoa!

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Easy, Rizzo!

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That's it. Steady.

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-I hate my life.

-I hate it too.

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If I had a life, I'd hate it.

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I should run off to sea like Father. He was my age. Wound up first mate.

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Just leave everybody?

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I'm an orphan. I've got no family.

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-Hey, you got us.

-Yeah, we're family.

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-Whoa!

-Whoa...!

-Ow!

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Some family we are! Be serious, Rizzo. We don't exactly look alike.

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All right, so I'm a rat, and you're human, and Gonzo's...

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Whatever.

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We're still family.

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I wish my life were more like Captain Bones'.

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Sailing the high seas searching for treasure.

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Discovering lost islands and weird civilisations.

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Navigating with my father's compass.

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Off to Zanzibar to meet the Zanzibarbarians.

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To the southwest, pirate galleons.

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To the southeast, multi-armed shark women with exploding wigs of death!

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-To the northwest, dirty dishes!

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How does she do that?

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Might as well start. I'll wash.

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I'll dry.

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I'll break!

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# I look around here and I want to cry

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Me too!

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# I feel like the world is passing me by

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It is!

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# And I just can't help but wonder am I doomed to wash and dry?

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# And is it a curse I'm under to do it till I die?

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I hope not!

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# When I could be an explorer sailing off to distant lands

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# Instead of spending every afternoon getting dishpan hands

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# The future looks like nowhere that I want to be

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# There's got to be something better Something better

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# There's got to be something better than this for me

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Now you're talking!

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# If it's weird and wild let's go and find it

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# The crazier the better is what I say

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That's true!

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# To tell the truth I really wouldn't mind it

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Mind what?

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# If we found someplace with ten square meals a day

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# Let danger call my name

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# If it does I'm gonna hide!

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# I'll put my courage to the test

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# And I'll be by your side

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# He'll be by your side

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# There's got to be something better than this

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# I know that there's so much out there to see

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# And I know this life I'm living can't be my destiny...

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# There's got to be something better

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# Something better

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# There's got to be something better than this for me

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And me!

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Wait a minute - what about me?

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# There's something better than this for you and meeee-eee-eeee. #

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Enough singing!

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Rum!

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I need rum, lads!

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I got the horrors! Gimme rum!

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Rum till I float!

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All right! Just one small one.

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Don't be giving him any more rum!

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How does she bloody do that?!

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TAPPING OUTSIDE Shhh!

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KNOCKING ON DOOR

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Aha!

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Billy Bones, it's me, Blind Pew!

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I know you're here, Billy!

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You snivelling coward!

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-It's a blind fiend.

-I believe they prefer "visually challenged" fiend.

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I heard that!

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There's someone here!

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No, over here!

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Over here!

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Moooo!

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Billy Bones!

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I'd know that scurvy mug of yours anywhere.

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Excuse me, sir, the bar is closed.

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Aha!

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Aha! A pretty little girl, is it?

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Yes. Take me to Billy Bones, my pet.

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There's no Billy Bones here.

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And I'm not a girl.

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I am visually challenged, but I can see you're lying.

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GUN CLICKS Hmm?

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Aaaaiiieeeeee!

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Good evening Bill.

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I know it's you.

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Yes. You thought you could get away with it, didn't you?

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Just take it all for yourself, and leave your shipmates with nothing.

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We're not pleased with that, Bill.

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Not at all.

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We want you to have...this!

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Ha ha ha ha ha!

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Ho ho!

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Ha ha ha!

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Ho ho ho ho!

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< CAT: Miaow!

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Watch where you're going, you stupid cat!

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The Black Spot!

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Aaaa-aaaa-aaaaa-aaaagh!

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I don't understand. What is the Black Spot?

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-A pirate's death sentence!

-Fabulous!

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They'll come to kill me tonight!

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-We'd better help.

-Yeah.

-It's my old sea chest them lubbers are after.

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-Underwear.

-But I'll shake out another reef and daddle them again!

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Run that by us again in English.

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It's mine! I'm going for that treasure myself!

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And no one-legged son of a bilge rat will...will...

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Aaaaagh!

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Captain Bones!

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He died?

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This is meant to be a kids' movie!

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Jimmy Jim Jimmy Jim Jim Jim Jim!

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You've been decent to Billy Bones.

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I'm not Jimmy Jim Jimmy Jim Jim Jim Jim. He is!

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-Jim?

-Yes, Captain?

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Jim Jimmy Jimmy Jim Jim Jim Jim?

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-What is it?

-Take the map.

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-What map?

-To old Flint's treasure! I was Flint's first mate!

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Blind Pew and me.

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Me old shipmates'll gully me for sure to get their mitts on that map.

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Gullying hurts, right?

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Oh, aye, a lot! So quick! Go to my sea chest.

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Get the map.

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-Oh, there.

-Oh, I think I've...oh no.

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Hey, guys, look!

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Rizzo!

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Here, what's this?

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Hey, Rizzo, look!

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It IS a treasure map.

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-We're gonna be rich.

-We're gonna be dead.

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Beware, lads, beware!

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-The one-legged man?

-Aye.

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But also beware running with scissors or other pointy objects.

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It's good fun till someone loses an...

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Aaaaaagh!

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Captain?

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We are standing in a room with a dead guy!

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ALL SHRIEK

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Jim!

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Oh, Billy Bones!

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Trick or treat? Ha ha ha ha!

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You know what we want, Billy!

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Where are you, Billy Bones? Where are you, Billy?

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Mrs Bluveridge!

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There's no use in hiding! Grrrrr!

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Can't a woman get her beauty sleep? Jim, what're you doing?

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Aha! Aha!

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Voila!

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CLOCK CHIMES

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-I found the gun.

-We got to load it.

-OK.

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Atchooo!

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Where does she keep the bullets?

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Billy's dead! And he hasn't got the bloody map!

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Ha! Those little girls must have it. Get them!

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Gonzo! I've found the bullets. Here they are!

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Ooops.

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Open up!

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We want the map and we'll skewer anybody that gets in the way!

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Quick, Jim, the back stairs!

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Run, run!

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Get out of my inn, you tattooed miseries!

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Can't a woman get a night's sleep? Come 'ere, you!

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This gun is useless! You lost all the bullets!

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You're losing the powder.

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The map - tell us where it is, or die!

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Run! Run, run, run!

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Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

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Out of the way! Out of the way!

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Stop!

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Oh, woof.

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Ow!

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Geronimo!

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Guys!

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What an exit. Right through a brick wall.

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-I am in such pain.

-Come on.

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I think I smell something burning.

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What're we gonna do?!

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We can't go home, so...

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Oh, no! Uh-uh.

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I'm not going on some crazy treasure hunt. I'm staying here.

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Good idea, Rizzo! Stay with burned, vicious pirates.

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What're we waiting for?

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-Come on, let's go.

-Wait. What about Mrs Bluveridge?

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I'll be fine, boys. Run for it!

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How DOES she do that?!

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Who's gonna clean all this up?

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Two for a penny, sir?

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Lovely, hot baked potatoes!

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What a night!

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There it is.

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-Oh.

-Oh.

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Trelawney and Son Master Ship Builders

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Whoa. Do we actually believe some bozo'll give us a ship

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just cos we show him Bones' map?

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It's worth a try, Rizzo.

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I don't know...

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May I help you?

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I wish to speak to Squire Trelawney, the ship builder. We need a ship.

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I'm sorry. The squire's in Long Neddry for the grouse season.

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He will return on the feast of St Lulu.

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-Thank you.

-Oh...

-Oh, well.

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Of course, his rich, half-wit son, YOUNG Squire Trelawney is here.

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We'll see him, then.

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Well, gentlemen, this is definitely a genuine, bona fide treasure map.

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Really?

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Yes. Mr Bimbo told me so.

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Oh. Mr Bimbo lives in my finger.

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He's very smart. He's been to the moon.

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Thank you. Twice!

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-I smell a bozo.

-Mmm-hmm.

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Well done, Beakie!

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Now we know that is definitely too much gunpowder.

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BEAKER WHIMPERS

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Beaker, stop fooling around. We've got company.

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This is Dr Livesey and his assistant, Beaker.

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-They do research and development for Papa.

-Hello.

-Hello.

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Actually, squire, we need a ship for an ocean voyage.

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Ocean?

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Ocean...

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-Ocean?

-The ocean?

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The big, blue wet thing?

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Oh! The big, blue wet thing!

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Yes!

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I know what's happening here -

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you chaps are planning to sail to this island to dig up this treasure.

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Yes, but keep it quiet. Pirates want this map.

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They'd kill us for it. Isn't that exciting?

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Pirates, eh? Well, that settles it.

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We'll use one of Daddy's boats,

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and I'll personally finance the voyage myself.

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You'll do that? Really?

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Certainly. What are rich, half-wit sons for?

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Here's the dock. Where's our boat?

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A dock? That's why I'm seasick.

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Morning, squire.

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Welcome!

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There she is.

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The Hispanola.

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-Wow!

-Woo-hoo!

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Come on, let's go!

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Yeah, let's go.

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Take a cruise, you said.

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See the world, you said.

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Now here we are stuck on the front of this stupid ship.

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Could be worse - we could be stuck in the audience.

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THEY BOTH LAUGH

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Mr Bimbo, the ship is provisioned, the crew in place,

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and the Captain will be aboard soon.

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You have been a busy little man.

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Look, there goes Jim.

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Oooh, look! The boat-steering thing.

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This is called the helm.

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Hey, how does it feel,

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-Captain Hawkins?

-Feels like we're really doing it.

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Feels like we're finally having an adventure.

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Yeah. I'm starving. Where's the kitchen?

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-# Heigh ho and up she rises >

-Mmm! Something smells good.

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-# Heigh ho and up she rises

-Cool!

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# Heigh ho and up she rises

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# Early in the morning

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# Put him in the longboat till he's sober

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# Put him in the longboat till he's sober

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# Put him in the longboat till he's sober

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# Early in the morning #

0:22:030:22:04

What have we here? Stowaways!

0:22:040:22:07

I'm afraid we shish-kebab and barbecue stowaways on THIS ship!

0:22:070:22:12

I know - you must be the cabin boys.

0:22:200:22:23

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-Hungry, lads?

0:22:230:22:26

In my galley, you're welcome to help yourselves.

0:22:260:22:30

Yes! Thank you!

0:22:300:22:32

Yahoo! Ha ha!

0:22:320:22:33

Yes!

0:22:350:22:36

He's got a healthy appetite. How about you, funny-face? Here.

0:22:370:22:42

Hey, thank you!

0:22:420:22:45

I'm Gonzo. The guy in the chicken is Rizzo.

0:22:450:22:50

Yo!

0:22:470:22:50

And you must be Master Hawkins.

0:22:500:22:53

Yes, sir.

0:22:530:22:54

You needn't call a lowly ship's cook "sir".

0:22:540:22:58

Long John Silver at your 'umble service.

0:22:580:23:01

We're just cabin boys, Mr Silver.

0:23:010:23:04

Long John to his friends.

0:23:040:23:08

And believe me, lad,

0:23:080:23:10

a friend you can trust

0:23:100:23:12

is worth his weight in gold.

0:23:120:23:15

There's many a dark-hearted scoundrel in these ports.

0:23:150:23:19

You mean pirates?

0:23:190:23:21

Shhh!

0:23:210:23:22

Pirates? What an imagination!

0:23:220:23:25

Gimme a cracker.

0:23:250:23:27

Allow me to introduce my pet lobster Polly.

0:23:270:23:30

Pieces of eight! Squawk!

0:23:300:23:37

Raised him from a fingerling. As fine a crustacean as I could ask.

0:23:320:23:37

I thought sailors had talking parrots.

0:23:370:23:41

Talking...parrots?

0:23:410:23:43

First pirates, now talking parrots.

0:23:430:23:46

What next, a singing, dancing mouse with his own amusement park? Whoo!

0:23:460:23:51

That's enough, Polly. Shoo!

0:23:510:23:53

Aaah!

0:23:530:23:55

I'll give you a cook's tour of this ship.

0:23:560:24:00

If you're the cook, Mr Silver, I'm definitely gonna need bigger pants.

0:24:000:24:05

What's the matter, lads?

0:24:110:24:13

Oh, that?

0:24:160:24:18

Lost that timber fighting brigands off Madagascar under Admiral Hawke.

0:24:180:24:23

There's many a man who lost a leg and worse in the service of the king

0:24:230:24:29

Look what a cannibal took off me

0:24:290:24:31

in exchange for me own life.

0:24:310:24:36

You're a fine pair of lads, that you are!

0:24:420:24:45

Bright as buttons, the lot of you.

0:24:450:24:48

BELL RINGS < All hands on deck! Come on, lads!

0:24:480:24:51

Chop, chop! Look lively now!

0:24:510:24:55

The Captain will be here soon!

0:24:550:24:57

Chop, chop!

0:24:570:24:59

Who's that?

0:25:000:25:03

Mr Arrow, the first mate. Capital fellow.

0:25:030:25:06

TRUMPET FANFARE

0:25:060:25:08

The Captain approaches!

0:25:080:25:11

Make way for the Captain! Lollygaggers will suffer his wrath.

0:25:150:25:20

Is he bad-tempered?

0:25:200:25:22

The man is a raging volcano,

0:25:220:25:25

tormented by inner demons the like of which mere mortals cannot fathom.

0:25:250:25:30

He's got demons? Cool!

0:25:300:25:32

Maniac!

0:25:440:25:45

ALL GASP

0:26:040:26:06

Hey ho, everyone!

0:26:090:26:11

That's the raging volcano?

0:26:110:26:14

He's a frog!

0:26:140:26:16

Maybe he gets HOPPING mad.

0:26:160:26:19

WHISTLE BLOWS

0:26:210:26:23

Piping aboard Captain Abraham Smollett.

0:26:260:26:31

Good day, Mr Arrow.

0:26:320:26:35

I knew it! He's furious.

0:26:390:26:41

You were in charge of railing dust. 30 lashes, then you walk the plank.

0:26:410:26:47

I didn't say that, Mr Arrow.

0:26:470:26:53

I was anticipating your whim, sir.

0:26:490:26:53

Oh, you must be the cabin boys.

0:26:530:26:56

-Yes, sir!

-Which one is Hawkins?

-I am, sir.

0:26:560:27:00

I knew your father, Jim. A good man.

0:27:000:27:03

Thank you, sir.

0:27:030:27:05

Well, this is shaping up to be a fine voyage, lads.

0:27:050:27:09

Oh, yes indeed!

0:27:090:27:13

One leg, Jim. Count 'em - one.

0:27:140:27:18

Remember what Billy Bones said?

0:27:180:27:23

He seems all right. Long John's only a cook.

0:27:200:27:23

How dangerous could he be?

0:27:230:27:26

I don't know...Where's Rizzo?

0:27:260:27:29

Enjoy your cruise, sir. NEXT!!

0:27:290:27:32

All right, folks, cheques made out to Rat Tours Limited.

0:27:320:27:36

We put the "rat" in "pirate".

0:27:360:27:38

Thank you, Mr Plagueman.

0:27:380:27:41

NEXT!!

0:27:410:27:42

Rizzo, what are you doing?

0:27:420:27:44

If the treasure map's a dud, the trip won't be a total loss -

0:27:440:27:48

financially speaking.

0:27:480:27:50

The wind seems to be freshening. The tide is with us.

0:27:500:27:54

Mr Arrow, this voyage has begun.

0:27:540:27:57

This voyage has begun!

0:27:570:28:00

Raise the gangplank.

0:28:000:28:02

Let go forward line.

0:28:030:28:05

Let go aft line. Hard to starboard.

0:28:050:28:08

Any man dawdling will be shot.

0:28:080:28:10

I didn't say that. Just paraphrasing. Set the sails.

0:28:100:28:14

Set the sails!

0:28:140:28:17

I'll miss you! Send postcards! Goodbye! Goodbye!

0:28:200:28:24

# When the course is laid and the anchor weighed

0:28:330:28:36

# A sailor's blood begins racing

0:28:360:28:38

# With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled

0:28:380:28:41

# We're under way and off to see the world

0:28:410:28:44

# Under way and off to see the world

0:28:440:28:47

# Heigh ho

0:28:470:28:48

# We'll go anywhere the wind is blowing

0:28:480:28:52

# Manly men are we...

0:28:520:28:56

# Sailing for adventure on the deep blue sea #

0:28:560:28:59

Safely, Mr Silver. Let's not get sloppy just because we're singing. Aye aye sir!

0:28:590:29:03

# Danger walks our deck We say what the heck

0:29:030:29:07

# We laugh at perils we're facing

0:29:070:29:09

# Every storm we ride is its own reward

0:29:090:29:12

# And people die by falling overboard

0:29:120:29:15

# People die by falling overboard

0:29:150:29:17

# Heigh ho

0:29:170:29:19

# We'll go

0:29:190:29:20

# Anywhere the wind is blowing

0:29:200:29:22

# Hoist the sails and sing...

0:29:220:29:26

# Sailing for adventure on the big blue wet thing

0:29:260:29:30

# I love to see 'em cry when they walk the plank

0:29:310:29:34

# I prefer to cut a throat...

0:29:340:29:38

# I hang 'em high and watch their little feet try to walk in the air

0:29:380:29:42

# While their faces turn blue #

0:29:420:29:45

Just kidding!

0:29:450:29:47

# It's a good life on a boat

0:29:470:29:49

# There are distant lands with burning sands

0:29:490:29:52

# That call across the oceans

0:29:520:29:54

# There are bingo games every fun-filled day

0:29:540:29:57

# Margaritas at the midnight buffet

0:29:570:30:02

# Margaritas at the midnight buffet

0:30:000:30:02

# Heigh ho we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing

0:30:020:30:08

# Should have took a train...

0:30:080:30:11

# Sailing for adventure on the bounding main

0:30:110:30:14

# The salty breezes whisper

0:30:140:30:17

# Who knows what lies ahead?

0:30:170:30:19

# I just know I was born to live the life my father led

0:30:190:30:25

# The stars will be our compass

0:30:250:30:27

# Wherever we may roam

0:30:270:30:30

# And our mates will always be just like a family

0:30:300:30:35

# And though we may put into port

0:30:350:30:38

# The sea is always home

0:30:380:30:40

Mr Bimbo, I didn't know you had a good singing voice...you're welcome.

0:30:400:30:46

# We'll chase our dreams standing on our own

0:30:460:30:49

# Over the horizon to the great unknown

0:30:490:30:52

# Heigh ho

0:30:520:30:53

# We'll go anywhere the wind is blowing

0:30:530:30:57

# Bold and brave and free...

0:30:570:31:01

# Sailing for adventure

0:31:010:31:03

It's so nauseating!

0:31:020:31:03

# Sailing for adventure

0:31:030:31:06

So exhilarating!

0:31:050:31:06

# Sailing for adventure

0:31:060:31:09

We're all celebrating!

0:31:070:31:09

# On the deep blue sea! #

0:31:090:31:14

WHISTLE BLOWS

0:31:180:31:20

Roll call!

0:31:200:31:23

Long John Silver. Aye, aye, sir.

0:31:250:31:28

Short-Stack Stevens. Aye.

0:31:280:31:30

One-eyed Jack. Aye.

0:31:300:31:32

Black-Eyed Pea. Here.

0:31:320:31:34

Wall-Eyed Pike. Aye.

0:31:340:31:36

Polly Lobster. Awk!

0:31:360:31:38

Mad Monty. Aye.

0:31:380:31:41

Sweetums. Aye.

0:31:410:31:44

Old Tom. Aye, aye.

0:31:450:31:47

Real old Tom. Aye.

0:31:470:31:48

Dead Tom. Aye, aye.

0:31:480:31:51

WHIMPERS

0:31:510:31:52

Cool!

0:31:520:31:55

Clueless Morgan. What?

0:31:550:31:57

Headless Bill.

0:31:570:31:59

Headless Bill.

0:32:000:32:02

Big Fat Ugly Bug-Face Baby-Eating O'Brien.

0:32:060:32:10

DEEP VOICE: Aye.

0:32:100:32:14

Ahem...

0:32:140:32:15

Angel Marie.

0:32:150:32:18

Aye. Aye.

0:32:180:32:19

Mmm...

0:32:190:32:21

Er...er...

0:32:210:32:24

Gentlemen, may I see you in my cabin immediately?

0:32:240:32:28

Who hired this crew?!

0:32:290:32:31

The seediest cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I've ever seen!

0:32:310:32:36

Your finger hired the crew?

0:32:420:32:44

No, silly! The man who lives in my finger hired the crew. Mr Bimbo.

0:32:440:32:49

What?

0:32:490:32:50

He relied on the advice of our excellent cook, Long John Silver.

0:32:500:32:56

Ohhh...

0:32:560:32:57

A cook? And a guy who lives in a bear's finger?

0:32:570:33:00

Exactly!

0:33:000:33:02

Ohhh... Ohhh....

0:33:020:33:04

I'm starting to worry about this voyage. Jim?

0:33:040:33:07

I hope you'll give me the map for safekeeping.

0:33:070:33:11

I'll be careful with it, sir.

0:33:110:33:15

Begging your pardon, gentlemen, but I've got a treat for you.

0:33:210:33:26

'Tis my very own best brandy,

0:33:260:33:29

laid down by the brothers of Buckfast Abbey.

0:33:290:33:33

Vintage 1737.

0:33:330:33:36

To toast to a prosperous voyage.

0:33:360:33:39

Spiffy! Sorry, Mr Silver, but no drinking on this voyage.

0:33:390:33:43

Ah. Well, rules are rules.

0:33:430:33:46

'Tis a tradition for officers to toast to the success of a voyage.

0:33:460:33:51

True.

0:33:510:33:52

We must set an example for this crew. No consumption of alcohol.

0:33:520:33:57

Oh, sir, I can vouch for this crew myself.

0:33:570:34:01

They could sail to heaven and back.

0:34:010:34:04

I disagree.

0:34:040:34:06

Oh. Knock off the booze. >

0:34:060:34:09

It's peeling the paint off the shuffleboard court.

0:34:090:34:13

Sorry. Come on, girls.

0:34:130:34:15

This conversation is finished.

0:34:150:34:17

I understand, sir.

0:34:170:34:19

I shall tend to my duty,

0:34:190:34:21

and see to it that every drop of alcohol is thrown overboard.

0:34:210:34:26

Come on, Jim. Don't bother Captain.

0:34:260:34:30

You can go if you want, Jim.

0:34:300:34:32

-Come on.

-Yeah.

0:34:320:34:34

Oh, well! I guess the human beings wanna hang out together.

0:34:340:34:39

Don't wanna be with a rat and a...

0:34:390:34:41

-Whatever.

-Yeah!

0:34:410:34:43

Say cheese!

0:34:530:34:55

-Cheese! Cheese!

-That's great.

0:34:550:34:58

Cute couple.

0:34:580:35:00

Oh, stop it! Ha ha ha!

0:35:060:35:07

I never felt like this before.

0:35:090:35:11

Denise, what I'm trying to say to you...

0:35:110:35:15

What I mean is...

0:35:150:35:17

I'm sorry your present didn't work out.

0:35:240:35:27

Oh, Jim...

0:35:270:35:29

Smollett sails by rules and laws. That's what being Captain's about.

0:35:290:35:34

Me, I sails by the stars.

0:35:340:35:36

Stars?

0:35:370:35:38

North, Jim. Find me north out there among them stars.

0:35:380:35:44

That's easy.

0:35:440:35:46

-What if you didn't 'ave a compass?

-Don't!

0:35:460:35:49

It's all I have of Father's. Please.

0:35:490:35:52

I'm sorry, lad.

0:35:530:35:55

I were only fooling.

0:35:550:35:57

How old were you when he died, then?

0:35:590:36:03

Seven.

0:36:030:36:04

I were eight when my father died at sea.

0:36:070:36:11

-First mate.

-My father was too.

0:36:110:36:14

Was he now?

0:36:140:36:16

By the powers!

0:36:170:36:19

What a coincidence.

0:36:190:36:21

Now, Jim,

0:36:230:36:24

that be Polaris. The North Star.

0:36:240:36:28

Even in the China Sea, that's north.

0:36:280:36:31

North.

0:36:310:36:33

Polaris.

0:36:330:36:34

-So we must be heading southwest.

-Smart as paint, lad. Smart as paint.

0:36:340:36:40

Now,

0:36:400:36:42

that gets Long John to wondering.

0:36:420:36:44

Why would we be sailing southwest?

0:36:460:36:50

The scuttlebutt around the crew

0:36:500:36:53

is that we're after buried treasure.

0:36:530:36:56

And, er...

0:36:560:36:58

someone on board has a map.

0:36:580:37:02

Course, none of my concern, Jim.

0:37:070:37:10

I'm just a ship's cook. Such matters are best left to Captain Smollett.

0:37:100:37:16

-He runs the ship, not I.

-You could captain this ship.

0:37:160:37:19

That I could, lad.

0:37:190:37:22

Maybe someday I will.

0:37:230:37:25

Ha ha...ha ha.

0:37:270:37:29

Moonlight swim?

0:37:350:37:38

OK.

0:37:380:37:39

'Oh, Smolly...

0:37:470:37:49

my love for you is deeper than the deep blue sea.'

0:37:490:37:54

HE SIGHS

0:37:590:38:00

Get on with you! Go on!

0:38:340:38:37

Hi, Jim! >

0:38:370:38:39

-Hello, Jimbo!

-Hi, Long John. Good morning...

0:38:390:38:43

At least one of us is having a good time.

0:38:430:38:46

It's not so bad.

0:38:460:38:48

Angel Marie's gonna throw a line out and let me drag along the bottom.

0:38:480:38:53

I feel like this crew's watching us, just waiting to pounce.

0:38:530:38:57

Figment of your imagination.

0:38:570:39:00

Heh heh!

0:39:000:39:01

-Aaaahh!

-Aaaahh!

0:39:010:39:04

This is a figment of my imagination?!

0:39:040:39:07

Tell us where the map is, OR WE'LL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!

0:39:070:39:12

My friend and I will never tell.

0:39:120:39:15

There could be extenuating circumstances!

0:39:150:39:18

Maybe if you ask real nice!

0:39:180:39:21

In your dreams!

0:39:210:39:23

Do it!

0:39:230:39:24

Whoa!

0:39:270:39:28

Ohhh!

0:39:280:39:29

Oooh, yes!

0:39:290:39:31

I can't watch.

0:39:310:39:37

Look at this! I'm taller. This is so cool.

0:39:320:39:37

I may have a future with the NBA!

0:39:370:39:39

He likes it! Let's torture the rat.

0:39:390:39:43

Huh? No, no, no, no!

0:39:430:39:45

Yes!

0:39:450:39:47

Aaaaagh! Please! I hate basketball!

0:39:480:39:51

I got a lovely recipe for blackened rat.

0:39:510:39:54

Aaaaagh!

0:39:540:39:57

Ohhh!

0:39:550:39:57

I say! This does not look safe!

0:39:570:40:01

Aaaaaagh!

0:40:030:40:05

-What?

-I burned my hand!

0:40:050:40:08

-Kiss it!

->

0:40:080:40:10

Ohhh! Ha ha ha!

0:40:110:40:12

Poodly, poodly, poodly, poodly!

0:40:120:40:15

Mr Arrow! Lock those three up for the rest of the voyage.

0:40:150:40:20

Yes, sir!

0:40:200:40:21

You can't hold us! Stop braying!

0:40:210:40:25

Move along!

0:40:250:40:27

Mr Hawkins, may I see you in my cabin, please?

0:40:280:40:32

Yes, sir.

0:40:320:40:34

Ready, Mr Gonzo?

0:40:340:40:36

Ready!

0:40:360:40:37

Tie off the rope, Beaker!

0:40:370:40:39

We call this the window shade cure.

0:40:390:40:43

Alright, snip, snip, snip!

0:40:430:40:46

Whoa!

0:40:460:40:48

Great! Wow!

0:40:490:40:51

Aaaagh!

0:40:510:40:53

Oh, that was so cool!

0:40:550:40:58

Oh, sure.

0:40:590:41:00

Ha ha ha ha ha!

0:41:020:41:03

Who's the lady pig, sir?

0:41:030:41:06

Never mind that, Jim. Will you give me the map, after what happened?

0:41:060:41:11

Rather not, sir.

0:41:110:41:14

HE SIGHS

0:41:120:41:14

I hoped it wouldn't come to this. I order you to give me the map.

0:41:140:41:19

Mr Arrow?

0:41:260:41:30

Aye, aye, Captain.

0:41:270:41:30

Lock up this treasure map.

0:41:300:41:32

It will be safe in here, sir.

0:41:330:41:36

It's been six weeks since we left England.

0:42:110:42:15

Five days since we had a breeze.

0:42:150:42:19

Oh, no...I've got the madness!

0:42:280:42:32

I got cabin fever!

0:42:320:42:35

I've got it too!

0:42:350:42:38

Cabin fever!

0:42:380:42:40

# I got cabin fever

0:42:400:42:42

# It's burning in my brain

0:42:420:42:44

# I got cabin fever It's driving me insane

0:42:440:42:48

# We got cabin fever We're flipping our bandannas

0:42:480:42:52

# Been stuck at sea so long we've simply gone bananas

0:42:520:42:55

# Chica chica boom boom chica chica boom boom chic

0:42:550:42:59

# Chica chica boom boom chica chica boom boom chic

0:42:590:43:01

# We got cabin fever We lost what sense we had

0:43:010:43:06

# We got cabin fever We're all going mad

0:43:060:43:10

# Grab your partner by the ears Lash him to the wheel

0:43:100:43:13

# Do-si-do, step on his toe Listen to him squeal

0:43:130:43:17

# Allemande left, allemande right It's time to sail or sink

0:43:170:43:21

# Swing your partner over the side Drop him in the drink

0:43:210:43:24

-We've got cabin fever

-No ifs ands or buts

0:43:240:43:28

-We're disoriented.

-And demented.

-And a little nuts.

0:43:280:43:31

# Ach, Du Leiber, Volkswagen car

0:43:310:43:35

# Sauerbraten, Wienerschnitzel und wunderbar

0:43:350:43:39

# We're sailing, sailing The wind was on our side

0:43:390:43:42

Und then it died.

0:43:440:43:46

# I got cabin fever I think I lost my grip

0:43:460:43:49

# I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script

0:43:490:43:53

# I...was floating 'neath the tropic moon

0:43:530:43:59

# And dreaming of a blue lagoon

0:43:590:44:03

# Now I'm as crazy as a loon Ha Ha!

0:44:030:44:06

# Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard

0:44:060:44:09

# This once proud vessel has become a floating psycho ward

0:44:090:44:13

# We were sailing, sailing heading who knows where

0:44:130:44:17

# And now, though we're all here

0:44:170:44:20

# We're not all there! #

0:44:200:44:22

Arriba!

0:44:220:44:24

Cabin fever!

0:44:310:44:33

Ah! The wind is back!

0:44:330:44:36

-What's going on here?

-I feel like such a fool.

0:44:360:44:40

-I hope nobody saw that.

-Embarrassing.

0:44:400:44:43

Help!

0:44:430:44:45

Let us out! We was only joking!

0:44:450:44:48

Oooh! Hey, Long John! Hey, get us outta here!

0:44:480:44:53

Polly? What was that song that just happened?

0:44:530:44:56

What're you talking about?

0:44:560:44:58

You know - Cabin Fever!

0:44:580:45:01

That.

0:45:010:45:02

You gotta get us outta here! Clueless is starting to go crackers.

0:45:020:45:07

Here you go. Your bread and water for today.

0:45:090:45:13

But I ordered shrimp scampi!

0:45:130:45:15

It's more than you deserve, you villainous dogs!

0:45:150:45:19

Oh, Jim. By rights I should be locked up too,

0:45:190:45:23

for letting thieves like them aboard this ship.

0:45:230:45:27

It chills me to think they almost killed your little friends.

0:45:270:45:32

Looking for some daft treasure map.

0:45:320:45:34

I should've given Captain Smollett the...I mean...

0:45:340:45:38

What, lad?

0:45:400:45:42

I shouldn't be talking about this with you or anyone.

0:45:420:45:46

You mean... you've really got a treasure map?

0:45:460:45:50

Not any more. Mr Arrow locked it up in the Captain's cabin.

0:45:500:45:54

Promise to keep it a secret.

0:45:540:45:56

Don't worry - you only told old Long John.

0:45:560:46:01

You run along and do your chores.

0:46:010:46:04

Safely now, safely.

0:46:270:46:30

Oooooooohhhhh!!

0:46:300:46:33

Steady as she goes.

0:46:330:46:36

Oh, Mr Silver, good evening.

0:46:380:46:41

Wicked fog tonight, sir.

0:46:410:46:43

Reminds me of when we ran aground off the pampas.

0:46:430:46:47

Half the crew drowned in leaky lifeboats. Terrible shame.

0:46:470:46:52

Leaky lifeboats?

0:46:520:46:53

Common, sir. A little-used piece of equipment falls into disrepair,

0:46:530:46:58

and becomes, shall we say...

0:46:580:47:01

Unsafe?

0:47:000:47:01

I'm not saying our lifeboats are unsafe, sir.

0:47:010:47:05

I'm not saying we got problems.

0:47:050:47:08

Still...

0:47:090:47:10

Hmm...the caulking appears tight.

0:47:130:47:15

No dampness under the gunwale.

0:47:150:47:18

This one seems seaworthy.

0:47:180:47:20

Well, sir, they do of course, until you get them out in the open ocean.

0:47:200:47:26

Cast me off, Mr Silver.

0:47:260:47:30

Yes, sir.

0:47:270:47:30

Is there anything I can hold for you for safekeeping? Your hat, coat...

0:47:300:47:36

your keys?

0:47:360:47:38

Hmm? My keys! Of course.

0:47:380:47:41

If they fell overboard, it would be disastrous.

0:47:410:47:45

Oh, that it would, sir.

0:47:450:47:48

Cast me off, Mr Silver.

0:47:490:47:52

Aye, aye, sir!

0:47:520:47:54

Thank you, Mr Silver.

0:47:540:47:57

Just doing my duty, sir.

0:47:570:47:59

Oh, yes, John.

0:48:030:48:05

MAN OVERBOARD!!

0:48:070:48:10

Yes?

0:48:140:48:15

I'm sorry, sir.

0:48:150:48:18

Mr Arrow's gone overboard, and all we found was his hat.

0:48:180:48:23

Oh, no...

0:48:230:48:25

And so, my friends,

0:48:300:48:32

the sea has claimed another officer and friend.

0:48:320:48:36

I got it!

0:48:360:48:38

-After you, Monty.

-No, after you.

0:48:380:48:41

Just come on!

0:48:410:48:42

A wonderful man who got us from our beds before dawn for a good flossing

0:48:420:48:48

OK, now spread out and find the map.

0:48:500:48:53

May the wind be forever at your back, Samuel Arrow.

0:48:530:48:56

Rest in peace, my friend. Amen.

0:48:560:48:59

-Amen.

-Amen.

0:48:590:49:00

-Ha!

-Shhh!

0:49:010:49:03

Ha ha! See? See?

0:49:050:49:07

Open it!

0:49:070:49:09

No, we gotta take it to Long John. Come on.

0:49:090:49:12

This apple has a worm in it.

0:49:190:49:22

It's not a worm, that's my tail!

0:49:220:49:25

What's wrong?

0:49:250:49:27

It just feels so weird.

0:49:270:49:29

That Mr Arrow's dead?

0:49:290:49:32

Yeah, that. And my pants are filled with starfish.

0:49:320:49:36

You and your hobbies!

0:49:360:49:38

Rizzo?!

0:49:380:49:42

Jim! We've missed you.

0:49:390:49:42

-Climb in.

-I'm doing my chores.

0:49:420:49:44

Share an apple.

0:49:440:49:46

Come on!

0:49:460:49:49

Ohhh!

0:49:470:49:49

-Here's the plan.

-We should kill that captain now.

0:49:500:49:54

-<

-Then we get that twit of a bear.

-Can we make a rug out of him?

0:49:540:49:59

Oh, hi, Long John.

0:49:590:50:02

I'm an easy man.

0:50:030:50:06

A gentleman of fortune, says most.

0:50:060:50:08

But it makes me sick at heart to sail with the likes of you.

0:50:080:50:13

Now, get this straight.

0:50:130:50:15

If anyone mutinies before I says so,

0:50:150:50:18

I'll throw you overboard like I did that scurvy mate Arrow.

0:50:180:50:23

I says let the Captain steer us closer to the island.

0:50:230:50:27

I've got the lad's map. When the time is ripe, we kill 'em all!

0:50:270:50:32

-That's what I said!

-Kill 'em all!

0:50:320:50:35

-Land ho!

-> Come on, lads!

0:50:370:50:39

Land ho!

0:50:390:50:41

Oh, my goodness!

0:50:440:50:46

Ohhh...

0:50:460:50:48

Land ho!

0:50:500:50:52

Beachfront property.

0:50:540:50:56

Retirement estates.

0:50:560:50:58

-Bikinis!

-Bikinis!

0:50:580:51:00

Throw the mainsail.

0:51:000:51:02

Drop anchor. Bring her up hard of starboard. Lower longboats.

0:51:020:51:06

Bring those barrels over here, lads.

0:51:120:51:15

Help with the longboats.

0:51:170:51:19

-Captain, we must talk.

-I'm busy, Jim.

0:51:190:51:22

Long John's planning a mutiny. He's got the map.

0:51:220:51:26

I see. Mr Silver?

0:51:260:51:28

Aye, aye, Cap'n!

0:51:280:51:30

Take the crew ashore. We need water and provisions. Take your time.

0:51:300:51:35

Hurray!

0:51:350:51:37

Tis a task to my liking, sir!

0:51:370:51:40

Get the officers and come to my quarters.

0:51:400:51:44

That's lucky, the captain sending us ashore.

0:51:440:51:47

It's like giving us the treasure on a silver platter.

0:51:470:51:52

Aye, that it is, Polly.

0:51:520:51:54

Never trust a silver platter.

0:51:540:51:57

Beaker, come on!

0:52:010:52:03

Jim, lad!

0:52:030:52:04

There's room in the boat for one more.

0:52:040:52:07

Come along for an adventure.

0:52:070:52:10

-The Captain wants me.

-What a shame.

0:52:100:52:12

I'll miss you, lad.

0:52:120:52:15

Um...

0:52:150:52:16

Jim...I seem to have left my crutch on board.

0:52:160:52:19

Hand it to me like a good lad.

0:52:190:52:22

There's a good boy.

0:52:240:52:28

It'll have to be closer than that. I can't reach it.

0:52:280:52:32

Ohhh!

0:52:320:52:33

Cast away, men! Be quick now!

0:52:330:52:37

-Go go go!

-Ha ha ha!

0:52:390:52:41

We set sail and return in a year or so.

0:52:410:52:44

By then the fight should be out of them.

0:52:440:52:48

That's a brilliant plan!

0:52:480:52:50

-Except for one thing.

-What?

0:52:500:52:52

The pirates have Jim!

0:52:520:52:55

-I'm tired!

-What?

-I'm getting tired!

0:53:100:53:13

He says go faster!

0:53:130:53:16

I'm getting TIRED!

0:53:160:53:18

Man, I can't figure out what side we're on,

0:53:300:53:33

the pirates or the frog captain.

0:53:330:53:36

Man, just play the gig. Never get involved in politics.

0:53:360:53:41

Politics! Politics!

0:53:410:53:43

Jim lad!

0:53:510:53:53

Easy, Jim. 'Tis all in good fun.

0:54:000:54:04

Pleased I am to initiate you into our enterprising, um...company.

0:54:040:54:10

Which entitles you to all benefits thereof.

0:54:110:54:14

I don't want any benefits!

0:54:140:54:20

This is a one-time special offer, Jim lad.

0:54:160:54:20

Say no, and I will be forced to terminate our relationship.

0:54:200:54:25

You're nothing but murdering pirates!

0:54:250:54:30

Pirates!

0:54:280:54:30

Ha ha ha ha!

0:54:300:54:32

Pirates.

0:54:320:54:34

Oh, Jim...

0:54:340:54:36

If that's what you're thinking, you're dead wrong.

0:54:360:54:41

When I was just a lad,

0:54:420:54:44

looking for my true vocation,

0:54:440:54:47

my father said, "Now, son, this choice deserves deliberation.

0:54:470:54:51

# "Though you could be a doctor, or perhaps a financier,

0:54:510:54:56

# "My boy, why not consider a more challenging career?"

0:54:560:55:00

# Hey ho ho

0:55:000:55:02

# You'll cruise to foreign shores

0:55:020:55:04

-Sing it, lads!

-# And you'll keep your mind and body sound by working out of doors

0:55:040:55:08

# True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without

0:55:080:55:12

# And when you're a professional pirate...

0:55:120:55:16

# That's what the job's about

0:55:160:55:18

Upstage, lads.

0:55:180:55:19

This is my only number!

0:55:190:55:22

# Now, take Sir Francis Drake

0:55:220:55:24

# The Spanish all despise him

0:55:240:55:27

# But to the British he's a hero

0:55:270:55:29

# And they idolise him

0:55:290:55:31

# It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good

0:55:310:55:36

# And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood

0:55:360:55:40

# Hey ho ho

0:55:400:55:42

-I love it! 'Tis poetry in motion.

-# We're honourable men

0:55:420:55:45

# Before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten

0:55:450:55:48

# On occasion there may be someone you have to execute

0:55:480:55:52

# But when you're a professional pirate...

0:55:520:55:55

# You don't have to wear a suit

0:55:550:55:57

What?

0:55:580:56:00

# I could have been a surgeon I like taking things apart

0:56:000:56:04

# I could have been a lawyer but I just had too much heart

0:56:040:56:08

# I could have been in politics

0:56:080:56:11

# Cos I've always been a big spender

0:56:110:56:14

# And me

0:56:140:56:16

# I could've been a contender

0:56:160:56:19

Ha ha ha ha ha!

0:56:190:56:20

# Some say that pirates steal

0:56:220:56:24

# And should be feared and hated

0:56:240:56:26

# I say we're victims of bad press

0:56:260:56:29

# It's all exaggerated

0:56:290:56:31

Uuughh! # We'd never stab you in the back

0:56:310:56:34

# We'd never lie or cheat

0:56:340:56:36

# We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet

0:56:360:56:40

Well, look at us, Jim.

0:56:400:56:42

We're a festival of conviviality.

0:56:420:56:45

Congeniality!

0:56:470:56:48

-Conviviality, stupid.

-That's what I said!

0:56:480:56:52

We're ready, O Capitaine!

0:56:520:56:54

Guard the ship. We'll be back as soon as we get Jim.

0:56:540:56:58

-Aye, aye, Captain.

-Cast off, Mr Beaker.

0:56:580:57:01

Thanks for coming, men.

0:57:020:57:07

-Are you kidding? Jim's family!

-Yeah!

0:57:040:57:07

Tell the truth, lad.

0:57:080:57:10

Do you really think the Captain would share the treasure

0:57:100:57:14

with the likes of us?

0:57:140:57:16

Can't hear you.

0:57:170:57:19

No?

0:57:190:57:21

And we being the rightful owners.

0:57:210:57:24

Flint's own crew, who shed our blood getting it here.

0:57:240:57:28

Join us, lad.

0:57:290:57:31

Donate your compass to the treasure hunt and get a full share.

0:57:310:57:36

# Hey ho ho It's one for all for one

0:57:380:57:41

# We'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son

0:57:410:57:45

# We're gentlemen of fortune And that's what we're proud to be

0:57:450:57:49

# And when you're a professional pirate...

0:57:490:57:53

# You'll be honest brave and free

0:57:530:57:55

# The soul of decency

0:57:550:57:57

# You'll be loyal and fair and on the square

0:57:570:57:59

# And most importantly

0:57:590:58:01

# When you're a professional pirate...

0:58:010:58:05

# You're always in the best of company! #

0:58:050:58:13

CANNON FIRES

0:58:160:58:18

Down!

0:58:180:58:19

Captain Smollett coming to rescue me!

0:58:190:58:22

Don't get your hopes up, laddie.

0:58:220:58:24

I've taken the liberty of hiding a few of my men aboard.

0:58:240:58:29

A second round means they've taken over the Hispanola, and I'm the new cap'n.

0:58:290:58:35

Heh heh heh heh!

0:58:350:58:36

Now, then...

0:58:360:58:38

CANNON FIRES AGAIN Yaaayyy!

0:58:400:58:42

-Ah! Oh!

-Ah!

-Hey!

0:58:440:58:46

How infortuitous our firearms weren't loaded, Beakie.

0:58:480:58:52

I'll say! We might have shot somebody.

0:58:520:58:56

I'm the only friend you've got in the world now, Jim.

0:58:560:59:01

Let's dig up the treasure together, eh? Shipmates? Remember?

0:59:020:59:07

We'll be needing your compass.

0:59:080:59:11

No!

0:59:120:59:13

I'll be taking it either way, Jim.

0:59:130:59:16

Ha ha!!

0:59:260:59:28

Come on, then, lads.

0:59:280:59:30

Let's not waste time.

0:59:300:59:32

Well, it's too dark to do anything now.

0:59:320:59:36

We'll camp and wait for first light.

0:59:360:59:38

Uh, uh, uh, uh...

0:59:380:59:43

Rizzo, relax! Don't be so afraid.

0:59:390:59:43

I'm way beyond afraid.

0:59:430:59:45

I'm somewhere between bedwetting and a near-death experience.

0:59:450:59:50

Goodnight, boys.

0:59:500:59:52

-Goodnight.

-Right.

-Night, Rizzo.

0:59:520:59:54

Yeah, sure.

0:59:540:59:56

Uh uh uh uh...

0:59:560:59:57

GRUNTING

0:59:581:00:01

Gonzo? Is that you, Gonzo?

1:00:011:00:03

GRUNTING CONTINUES

1:00:031:00:05

Gonzo, you're coming down with a cold!

1:00:051:00:09

I'll light a match if you don't mind.

1:00:091:00:12

Aaaaaagh!

1:00:131:00:15

Long John, look!

1:00:181:00:20

Flint hung 'em up there after he'd gullied 'em,

1:00:201:00:24

to mark the trail to the treasure.

1:00:241:00:26

Oh! Ooooohh!!

1:00:261:00:28

Wicked sense of humour!

1:00:281:00:30

It's a sign! This is a cursed place!

1:00:301:00:34

Well, there's an informed opinion!

1:00:341:00:37

Jim lad, where to from here?

1:00:371:00:39

"On a heading of 179 degrees,

1:00:391:00:43

walk 312 paces from where the dead men hang high."

1:00:431:00:47

That way!

1:00:471:00:49

You're gonna go?!

1:00:491:00:52

Howdy, vous stinky froggy man and friends.

1:00:521:00:56

I am Spa'am,

1:00:561:00:58

high priest of the boars.

1:00:581:01:01

You mucho wickedness go trespass on island.

1:01:011:01:06

Now you suffer the wrath of our queen,

1:01:061:01:10

Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal.

1:01:101:01:12

Terrific! Captured by crazed pigs and sacrificed on a pagan altar.

1:01:121:01:17

Lucky or what?

1:01:171:01:23

Silence, smelly sailor mans! You violated sacred island.

1:01:181:01:23

Excuse me. I'm Captain Smollett.

1:01:231:01:25

We mean no harm. We embrace all creatures of different nations.

1:01:251:01:30

SILENCE!!

1:01:301:01:32

Bring forth Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!

1:01:321:01:36

That can't be good.

1:01:361:01:39

Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!

1:01:391:01:42

Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!

1:01:411:01:42

Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal! Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!

1:01:421:01:45

Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal! Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!

1:01:451:01:49

-Ooooooohhhhh!!

-Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!

1:01:511:01:54

Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!

1:01:541:01:56

Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal! Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!

1:01:561:01:58

-Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!

-Boom! Boom! Boom!

1:01:581:02:02

These tropical floor shows are so exotic.

1:02:021:02:06

And the food is to die for!

1:02:061:02:09

ELEPHANT TRUMPETS

1:02:141:02:16

Bonsoir, mes amis! A ha ha ha!

1:03:001:03:04

Come, Flaubert.

1:03:061:03:08

Aaaagh!

1:03:081:03:09

Ooh! Ah! Oh! Ah! Ah! Oh!

1:03:091:03:12

Aaaaaagh...!

1:03:121:03:13

Ohhh!

1:03:151:03:16

Flaubert, get away, you stupid anteater!

1:03:161:03:20

You spoiled my entrance!

1:03:201:03:22

Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!

1:03:221:03:27

Aw, knock it off!

1:03:231:03:27

Oh!

1:03:281:03:29

Greetings! Moi am Benjamina Gunn,

1:03:291:03:32

maroonee, temptress and queen of this...

1:03:321:03:35

Ohhh...!

1:03:351:03:37

Smolly...

1:03:411:03:43

Can it be you?

1:03:431:03:45

Benjamina!

1:03:451:03:47

Hiiiiiiyaaa!

1:03:471:03:49

Aaaaaaagh!

1:03:491:03:51

Yaaaayyy!!

1:03:511:03:53

Ooooooooo-ooo-oohhh!

1:03:541:03:57

Old girlfriend...

1:03:581:04:00

Tie 'em back in their stakes!

1:04:011:04:05

306, 307, 308,

1:04:051:04:07

309, 310, 311,

1:04:071:04:11

-312.

-This is it.

1:04:111:04:13

What if Clueless is right?

1:04:131:04:16

What if it is...c-cursed?

1:04:161:04:19

I'll show you what I think of your curse,

1:04:191:04:23

you mewling, lily-livered,

1:04:231:04:25

toffee-hearted little wuss of a crustacean!

1:04:251:04:29

"Treasure buried here."

1:04:401:04:43

Oi, we don't even have to dig it up!

1:04:451:04:49

Come on, mates, the treasure's ours!

1:04:491:04:52

Yeah! Whoo hoo!

1:04:521:04:54

There's no treasure, Silver! You brought us here for nothing!

1:05:041:05:08

And now we'll be tried for mutiny!

1:05:081:05:11

Yeah!

1:05:111:05:15

I say...we should KILL HIM!!

1:05:121:05:15

Yeah!!

1:05:151:05:17

Run, lad! Save yourself!

1:05:171:05:20

Why are you doing this for me?

1:05:201:05:26

I like you, boy. I wasn't lying about that.

1:05:221:05:26

RUN!!

1:05:261:05:28

Take greeny flippy bulgy-eyed one away.

1:05:311:05:36

Others stay. Chop-chop!

1:05:361:05:39

Where are you taking him?!

1:05:391:05:42

CHEF SINGS

1:05:421:05:45

First you take the mousie,

1:05:481:05:51

then skewer the mousie!

1:05:511:05:53

Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

1:05:531:05:56

-How else were we going to get him in this movie?

-Ha ha ha!

1:05:561:06:01

Ohhh...!

1:06:011:06:03

I wish we were back at the inn eating table scraps.

1:06:031:06:07

We're about to BECOME table scraps.

1:06:071:06:09

This is the worst thing that ever...

1:06:091:06:12

Wait a second... I've been cut loose!

1:06:121:06:15

Hiya, guys.

1:06:151:06:17

-They've got Captain Smollett!

-We'll get help.

1:06:171:06:20

Where?

1:06:201:06:22

SOBBING

1:06:221:06:23

Tom, Tom, Tom...

1:06:271:06:29

Dead Tom's dead!

1:06:311:06:34

Long John shot him!

1:06:351:06:37

Oh, God...

1:06:371:06:39

But Dead Tom's always been dead. That's why he's called Dead Tom.

1:06:391:06:44

Oh.

1:06:441:06:45

Can we get on with this? Get outta here! Clueless?

1:06:451:06:49

-Yeah.

-Give it to him.

1:06:491:06:51

< PIRATE: Yeah!

1:06:511:06:52

But, er...it's not his birthday.

1:06:521:06:55

No, no, no, no! The paper!

1:06:551:06:58

Oh! Heh heh heh!

1:06:581:07:00

This is for you.

1:07:011:07:03

The Black Spot?

1:07:051:07:07

Yeah!

1:07:071:07:08

You dare to give ME the Black Spot?!

1:07:081:07:12

-He...He told me to!

-Shut up, will ya?

1:07:121:07:15

Drawn on a page from the Bible!

1:07:151:07:18

You tore a page from the Holy Scriptures

1:07:181:07:21

-to make a pirate's death sentence.

-Here...

1:07:211:07:25

Ooooo-oooohhh!

1:07:251:07:26

The red-hot gates of hell are creeping open!

1:07:261:07:32

Satan is heating his pokers for you,

1:07:321:07:36

you blasphemous heathens!

1:07:361:07:38

Fall down on your knees

1:07:381:07:42

and beg for deliverance from damnation!

1:07:421:07:46

O-ooo-ooooohhh!!!

1:07:461:07:48

-Please forgive us.

-Forgive me!

1:07:481:07:50

Very good. You are forgiven.

1:07:511:07:55

Now untie me!

1:07:551:07:57

-OK!

-Yes, sir!

-Oh!

1:07:571:07:59

And let's go find the treasure!

1:07:591:08:03

Oh, you are a good man. You are a kind man. A handsome man.

1:08:031:08:08

Precious.

1:08:081:08:10

You're precious. And...

1:08:091:08:10

Beautiful.

1:08:101:08:13

And he's beautiful!

1:08:111:08:13

Here's the boat!

1:08:181:08:20

Oh, no!

1:08:201:08:22

That won't help us. We'll have to swim to the ship.

1:08:221:08:26

Hello? Earth to Jimbo!

1:08:261:08:28

Swimming to a ship full of killer pirates is not a good plan.

1:08:281:08:33

Look!

1:08:341:08:36

The gunwale and keel are definitely safe.

1:08:361:08:39

Mmm.

1:08:391:08:40

-Mr Arrow!

-Oh!

-Mr Arrow!

1:08:401:08:43

Over here, sir!

1:08:431:08:45

Oh, boys! Come join me aboard this exceptionally safe little boat.

1:08:451:08:51

Hmm.

1:08:511:08:52

By the way, that Silver fellow may not be trustworthy.

1:08:521:08:56

Oh, NOW he tells us!

1:08:561:08:58

Here's a photo opportunity you won't want to miss.

1:09:001:09:04

The actual jungle location for the movie Muppet Treasure Island.

1:09:041:09:09

Keep up, people!

1:09:091:09:11

Of all the backwater, no-class piles of sand in the ocean,

1:09:111:09:15

you had to wash up on mine!

1:09:151:09:18

Benjamina, I'm sorry.

1:09:181:09:20

Sorry? No, sorry doesn't cut it.

1:09:201:09:23

You left me standing at the ALTAR!

1:09:231:09:25

I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar.

1:09:251:09:28

I got cold feet.

1:09:281:09:30

Frogs are MEANT to have cold feet.

1:09:301:09:33

My mother came all the way from France.

1:09:331:09:36

I was wearing her white lace dress.

1:09:361:09:39

The cake was filled with lemon CUSTARD!

1:09:391:09:42

Mina? Fate brought us together again.

1:09:441:09:47

Well, buried treasure and pirates...

1:09:471:09:50

Pirates! After you jilted me I took up with this Bernie Flint.

1:09:501:09:54

-He was totally co-dependent!

-You and Captain Flint...?

1:09:541:09:58

Well, he was a pirate, I was a lady...you know.

1:09:581:10:02

Smolly? He marooned me!

1:10:021:10:05

Meee-eee-eeee!

1:10:051:10:07

SHE SOBS

1:10:071:10:08

Oh! Oh!

1:10:081:10:10

This is all my fault. What have I done to you?

1:10:101:10:14

-<

-Mushy-mushy!

1:10:141:10:16

Lovey-dovey!

1:10:161:10:18

Ha ha ha ha ha!!

1:10:181:10:19

Bravo, Cap'n!

1:10:231:10:25

Touching reunion, Benjamina.

1:10:291:10:32

This seems to be your day for renewing old...acquaintances.

1:10:341:10:40

Oh, well, hello,

1:10:401:10:42

Looo-ooo-oong John.

1:10:421:10:44

-Him too?

-If you'd married me...!

1:10:441:10:47

-What does that have to do with it?

-I'm a pig! I need commitment!

1:10:471:10:52

I'm not going to be really patient, Benjamina.

1:10:521:10:56

Where is the treasure?

1:10:561:10:59

Um...

1:11:021:11:03

I just may not tell you.

1:11:031:11:06

Don't play games with me, lass.

1:11:071:11:10

I tell you, I'm not a patient man.

1:11:101:11:13

-Stop!

->

1:11:141:11:16

Give up now, weak and tiny pirate mans,

1:11:161:11:19

or die like stinking dogs.

1:11:191:11:22

We see you have boom-boom sticks.

1:11:261:11:30

Bye bye.

1:11:311:11:33

Oh, brother!

1:11:371:11:39

-Now, Benjamina...

-What?!

1:11:391:11:42

..where is the treasure?

1:11:421:11:47

There is no treasure! It was a clever ruse!

1:11:431:11:47

Ha!

1:11:471:11:49

So where did you get that gold necklace?

1:11:491:11:52

The one made of Spanish doubloons.

1:11:521:11:55

Er...

1:11:561:11:58

Shopping channel?

1:11:581:12:01

Ha ha ha ha ha!!

1:12:031:12:06

NO!!

1:12:091:12:10

Shhh!

1:12:171:12:21

Shhh!

1:12:181:12:21

Shhh!

1:12:191:12:21

Oh, fiddle!

1:12:231:12:24

Make yourself useful - try and save us! DO SOMETHING!!

1:12:241:12:29

Shhh!

1:12:291:12:30

-You've come to rescue us!

-I should let HIM live in my finger!

1:12:301:12:35

-Ready, Master Hawkins.

-Will this work?

1:12:431:12:46

Oh, yes! Research indicates that pirates are very superstitious.

1:12:461:12:51

Boogie, boogie, boogie.

1:12:541:12:58

I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow.

1:12:581:13:02

Boogie!

1:13:031:13:05

Aaaaahhh!!!

1:13:051:13:07

We've got to save the Captain!

1:13:121:13:15

That was beautiful.

1:13:151:13:18

What do we do now? Jim?

1:13:181:13:21

Weigh anchor?

1:13:211:13:22

Weigh anchor!

1:13:221:13:24

Set the sails.

1:13:241:13:25

Set the sails!

1:13:251:13:28

And you, Squire Trelawney...

1:13:281:13:32

Master Hawkins, I...

1:13:291:13:32

..take the helm.

1:13:321:13:35

Ah!

1:13:331:13:35

Step aside, Mr Bimbo. I shall be taking the helm.

1:13:351:13:39

Hurry, Rizzo!

1:13:391:13:41

I'm going as fast as I can!

1:13:421:13:44

Smolly, my love!

1:13:441:13:46

Oh! Oh!

1:13:461:13:49

Oh! Ah! Ah!

1:13:491:13:51

Smolly!

1:13:511:13:52

You can't hurt my frog!

1:13:531:13:55

Don't tell him anything, Mina. He'll kill you too. Don't listen to him!

1:13:551:14:00

Now!

1:14:001:14:02

SHE GASPS For the last time,

1:14:021:14:05

where's the bloody treasure?

1:14:051:14:08

Yeah!

1:14:081:14:10

-HA!!

-STOP!!

1:14:101:14:12

It's at my place. Split-level hut, pink lawn furniture. Can't miss it.

1:14:121:14:18

Now free him, you scoundrel!

1:14:181:14:21

SHE SPITS

1:14:221:14:23

Ha ha ha ha ha!!

1:14:231:14:26

You know, I'm beginning to see a pattern in the men I date.

1:14:271:14:32

Well, the past is behind us.

1:14:321:14:35

And the future...below us.

1:14:351:14:37

SHE WHINES

1:14:371:14:39

Oh, it's OK, Mina. We're together again.

1:14:391:14:43

Yes. Despite it all...

1:14:431:14:49

SHE SNIFFS

1:14:451:14:49

..we have each other.

1:14:461:14:49

Don't cry for me, Benjamina.

1:14:491:14:52

Pardon?

1:14:521:14:53

# Was I dumb or was I blind?

1:14:531:14:58

# Or did my heart just lose its mind?

1:14:581:15:02

# Why'd I go and throw a perfect dream away?

1:15:021:15:10

# Looking back I'll never know

1:15:111:15:15

# How I ever let you go

1:15:151:15:19

# But destiny could see we deserved

1:15:191:15:24

# To have another day

1:15:241:15:28

# Love led us here

1:15:291:15:32

# Right back to where we belong

1:15:341:15:37

# We followed a star

1:15:371:15:39

# And here we are

1:15:391:15:42

# Now heaven seems so near

1:15:421:15:46

# Love led us here

1:15:471:15:51

# Now I know that life can take you by surprise

1:15:511:15:57

# And sweep you off your feet

1:15:571:16:02

# Did this happen to us?

1:16:021:16:04

# Or are we just dre-eeeeaaaming?

1:16:041:16:10

# Love led us here

1:16:111:16:14

# Right back to where we belong

1:16:151:16:19

# We followed a star and here we are

1:16:191:16:23

# Now heaven seems so near

1:16:231:16:28

# Love led us here

1:16:281:16:32

# So take my hand

1:16:331:16:35

# And have no fear

1:16:371:16:42

# We'll be all right

1:16:421:16:46

# Love led us here. #

1:16:461:16:55

Aaaagh! Aaaagh! Aaaagh!

1:16:551:16:58

Aaaagh...

1:16:581:16:59

Oh, Smolly!

1:17:011:17:02

You saved me!

1:17:021:17:04

Nheeuugghhhh!

1:17:061:17:08

Come on, men! It's back to Blighty now, lads.

1:17:101:17:14

The treasure's all ours!

1:17:141:17:17

Long John! Long John! Look!

1:17:231:17:26

The ship!

1:17:261:17:28

-What're they doing?

-There's no-one on board.

1:17:281:17:31

It's coming straight for us!

1:17:361:17:43

The ghost of Captain Flinty!

1:17:381:17:43

He's coming to kill us!

1:17:411:17:43

Aaaaggghhhh!!!

1:17:431:17:46

Come back, you cowards!

1:17:481:17:51

Hawkins.

1:17:571:17:59

Look - the Captain and the pig!

1:18:021:18:05

Oh, no!

1:18:051:18:07

Head for those cliffs.

1:18:091:18:12

Head for the cliffs, Squire.

1:18:121:18:13

Aye, aye!

1:18:131:18:15

DR LIVESEY: Beakie, look! I think we're going to need a net. Come on.

1:18:151:18:20

Get back there, you yellow-bellied bilge rats!

1:18:231:18:27

I'm not losing that treasure now! Get out!

1:18:271:18:31

We're lowering the net now.

1:18:311:18:35

That's it. Beautiful. Beautiful.

1:18:351:18:37

We're coming, Captain Smollett!

1:18:371:18:41

BENJAMINA WAILS

1:18:391:18:41

-Steady.

-Careful.

1:18:431:18:45

Au revoir, mon capitaine.

1:18:471:18:50

Aaaaaaaahhhhh!

1:18:501:18:51

We got him!

1:18:511:18:54

-Ah!

-Oh no!

1:18:571:18:59

Waldorf, you old fool, we're heroes!

1:19:011:19:05

We saved the pig and the frog.

1:19:051:19:08

Well, it was too late to save the MOVIE!

1:19:081:19:11

Dooooh, ho ho ho!

1:19:111:19:12

Welcome aboard, Captain Smollett.

1:19:121:19:14

And welcome to your lady pig friend.

1:19:141:19:17

-Look out!

-Aaah!

1:19:171:19:18

Oooooohhhh!!

1:19:271:19:29

The Captain must have his sword.

1:19:321:19:35

Yaaaaahhhhh!!!

1:19:391:19:42

Captain!

1:19:421:19:43

Fight, you idiots!

1:19:441:19:47

Captain!

1:19:521:19:54

Here!

1:19:541:19:56

-Ha!

-Hiiiiya!!! All right! No more Ms Nice Guy.

1:19:561:20:02

No-one maroons ME and gets away with it! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hiya!

1:20:021:20:07

Ha! He! Heya!

1:20:071:20:10

Good to see you alive, Mr Arrow.

1:20:111:20:15

Thank you, Captain.

1:20:151:20:17

Geronimo!

1:20:171:20:18

What am I gonna do?!

1:20:181:20:21

Come on!

1:20:211:20:23

Sorry.

1:20:241:20:25

En garde!

1:20:251:20:28

-Me casa es su casa!

-I'll make cheese out of you!

1:20:281:20:32

MUCHI-KOSA-BA!! HIEE-DE-SOTO!! HIIIYYA!!

1:20:321:20:35

KU KARACHA!!!

1:20:361:20:39

Ha!

1:20:391:20:40

Come on, Jerry, he's just a kid!

1:20:411:20:44

Heh heh heh! Oh! Eugh! Eugh!

1:20:461:20:49

OK, OK...

1:20:521:20:54

OK, I give...Uncle...I'm dead.

1:20:541:20:56

Mr Bimbo, help!

1:21:001:21:03

Eugh! Heugh! Heugh!

1:21:041:21:07

Wonderful!

1:21:161:21:17

Mr Bimbo! That was some amazing sword play.

1:21:181:21:23

Take that!

1:21:231:21:25

Watch out, Mr Arrow!

1:21:271:21:29

Thank you! Aren't you fighting AGAINST us?

1:21:331:21:37

Are you kidding? I love you guys.

1:21:371:21:39

Cowabunga!

1:21:431:21:45

Come on, fight! Where are you...ooh!

1:21:461:21:48

Mmmmwwwaaa!

1:21:551:21:56

And as for you...!

1:21:561:21:59

Oh! Mmmmmmmm!!

1:22:001:22:01

Silver!

1:22:011:22:03

Hmm-mmm!

1:22:041:22:06

Hah!! Ooo-ooohh!!

1:22:061:22:10

Ee-aa-aa-iiieeee!! Ha!

1:22:101:22:12

Pick on someone your own size!

1:22:151:22:19

Ha ha ha ha!

1:22:161:22:19

Ha ha ha ha!

1:22:271:22:29

Ha ha, Silver!

1:22:381:22:40

Not bad for an amphibian.

1:22:421:22:44

Smolly! Smolly! He's our man. If he can't do it, no-one can!

1:22:441:22:49

Mmmm-mmm-mmmm. Ho ho ho! Ha ha!

1:22:491:22:51

Excuse me!

1:22:511:22:54

Pardon?

1:22:541:22:55

Ooooohh! Eugh!

1:22:571:23:00

Oh...

1:23:001:23:02

I'm a frog.

1:23:041:23:05

You know...slippery hands.

1:23:051:23:08

Heh heh heh heh heh.

1:23:081:23:10

You know, I never really believed violence solved anything anyway.

1:23:111:23:16

Really? Allow me to disagree, Cap'n.

1:23:161:23:19

Kill him and you'll have to kill me.

1:23:191:23:22

Kill Jim and you'll have to kill me.

1:23:221:23:25

Kill Gonzo and you'll have to kill me.

1:23:251:23:27

Kill him and Mr Bimbo and you'll have to...negotiate strenuously.

1:23:271:23:32

Going somewhere, John-John?

1:23:321:23:35

PIRATES GRUMBLE

1:23:351:23:38

Well, Mr Hawkins,

1:23:381:23:40

it seems your little family has come together against me.

1:23:401:23:46

Ha ha ha! Heh heh heh.

1:23:521:23:54

We're doomed.

1:23:541:23:57

Well, I for one feel better about myself.

1:23:571:24:01

Yeah. And I believe I have learned a valuable lesson.

1:24:011:24:05

-Why you...

-What?

-Shut up!

1:24:051:24:07

LOUD SPLASH >

1:24:311:24:33

Silver!

1:24:431:24:45

I suppose you'll blow the whistle on me, Jim.

1:24:501:24:53

I suppose I will. You'll have to return to Bristol to stand trial.

1:24:531:24:57

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

1:24:571:25:00

Sorry, Jim. I've got a terrible fear of hanging.

1:25:001:25:04

We're shipmates, aren't we, Jim?

1:25:091:25:12

Gentlemen of fortune together.

1:25:121:25:15

Give us one more chance.

1:25:181:25:20

Oh, hell, Jim.

1:25:291:25:30

I could never harm you. You're honest, and brave and true.

1:25:301:25:36

You didn't learn that from me.

1:25:371:25:40

I learned it from my friends, Mr Silver.

1:25:401:25:43

Take your oars and row away. I never want to see you again, ever.

1:25:431:25:46

Oh, Jim!

1:25:541:25:56

'Tis a shame, really. We'd have made a great team, Jim.

1:26:011:26:06

Well done, Jim.

1:26:241:26:26

Your father would be proud.

1:26:261:26:28

Captain Smollett?

1:26:301:26:32

I have most distressing news.

1:26:321:26:34

One of the boats is missing, and I know that it was terribly unsafe.

1:26:341:26:40

Ahhh...

1:26:511:26:53

Ha ha ha!!

1:27:011:27:03

Waaaagh!

1:27:041:27:05

This is not fun.

1:27:051:27:07

Flaubert, meet Da-Da.

1:27:071:27:09

Ready to sail, sir.

1:27:091:27:11

Where to, Captain Hawkins?

1:27:111:27:16

To wherever the wind may take us!

1:27:131:27:16

To Zanzibar, to meet the Zanzibarbarians.

1:27:161:27:20

Oh, brother, here they go again.

1:27:201:27:23

Ha ha ha ha ha!!

1:27:231:27:24

Love power!

1:28:001:28:02

# Love power

1:28:021:28:04

# A little love power

1:28:061:28:08

# Stronger than the hurricane

1:28:081:28:11

# Softer than the summer rain

1:28:111:28:14

# Love power

1:28:151:28:17

# What kind of power?

1:28:171:28:21

# A little love power

1:28:191:28:21

# It will lift you up when you get low

1:28:211:28:24

# And make your life bright as a rainbow

1:28:241:28:27

# Woh

1:28:271:28:29

# When there ain't no sun in the morning sky

1:28:291:28:32

# Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh

1:28:321:28:34

# Breeze ain't going and bird don't fly

1:28:341:28:39

# Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh

1:28:391:28:41

# Then someone kind reaches out a hand

1:28:411:28:45

# And smiles a warm sweet smile

1:28:451:28:48

# Then your heart come to understand

1:28:481:28:51

# What make de world spin Where de magic begin

1:28:511:28:55

# And what to believe in

1:28:551:28:59

Feels so good when everybody feels

1:28:561:28:59

# Love power

1:28:591:29:00

# A little love power

1:29:001:29:04

# Stronger than the hurricane

1:29:041:29:07

# Softer than the summer rain

1:29:071:29:10

# Love power

1:29:111:29:13

# Everybody feel it

1:29:131:29:15

# A little love power

1:29:151:29:17

# Lift you up when you get low... #

1:29:171:29:19

Subtitles by IMS

1:29:191:29:21

Musical reworking of Robert Louis Stevenson's classic tale, in which the Muppets take to the high seas in search of buried treasure.

Young Jim Hawkins is given a treasure map by a mysterious sailor, and sets sail with his friends the Great Gonzo and Rizzo the Rat. But among the crew is the mutinous seadog Long John Silver, who has his own plans for the loot, and they end up being kidnapped by cannibals.

Will Captain Smollett come to their rescue?