The Santa Clause 2

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WIND WHISTLING	0:00:18	0:00:20
I'm getting something on the sonar!	0:00:22	0:00:24
I'm getting strong readings from underneath the cap rock!	0:00:24	0:00:28
Possible oil flow?	0:00:28	0:00:29
Still analysing.	0:00:29	0:00:31
TONE MODULATING	0:00:31	0:00:33
It's...it's, er...	0:00:35	0:00:37
It sounds like, er...	0:00:37	0:00:40
Uh...	0:00:40	0:00:43
Tiny hammers.	0:00:43	0:00:45
QUACKING	0:02:37	0:02:39
BEEPS	0:02:57	0:02:59
They're coming right at us!	0:02:59	0:03:01
Take us to Elfcon 3!	0:03:01	0:03:03
Take us to Elfcon 3.	0:03:03	0:03:05
CONVERSATIONS STOP	0:03:10	0:03:12
HAMMERING STOPS	0:03:15	0:03:17
BEEPS	0:03:21	0:03:23
These guys aren't stopping.	0:03:23	0:03:24
Take us to Elfcon 2!	0:03:24	0:03:26
Let's go to Elfcon 2.	0:03:26	0:03:28
WHIRRING	0:03:55	0:03:57
We have a partridge in a pear tree.	0:04:05	0:04:07
- Yep. - You take us to Elfcon 1.	0:04:07	0:04:11
Let's rig for silent running. Look alive, everybody!	0:04:11	0:04:14
OK, we're at Elfcon 1.	0:04:14	0:04:16
ALARM BLARING	0:04:16	0:04:19
BEEPING SLOWS	0:04:25	0:04:28
I lost it. What do you mean?	0:04:44	0:04:46
Wait.	0:04:46	0:04:48
What the...?	0:04:48	0:04:50
BEEPING	0:04:50	0:04:51
Uh...sir, you're gonna want to hear this.	0:04:53	0:04:57
# You know You better watch out	0:04:59	0:05:01
# You better not cry	0:05:01	0:05:03
# You better not pout... #	0:05:03	0:05:05
Find out where that music's coming from!	0:05:05	0:05:07
OK!	0:05:07	0:05:09
Santa, I've got it on the locator!	0:05:18	0:05:20
MUSIC PLAYS	0:05:29	0:05:31
# He knows when you are sleeping	0:05:31	0:05:35
# He knows when you're awake	0:05:35	0:05:38
# He knows if you've been bad or good	0:05:38	0:05:43
# So be good for goodness' sake! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!	0:05:43	0:05:46
# You better watch out You better not cry	0:05:46	0:05:51
# You better not pout I'm tellin' you why... # Whoo!	0:05:51	0:05:55
# Santa Claus is comin'	0:05:55	0:05:57
# To town! # MUSIC STOPS	0:05:57	0:05:59
What now?	0:06:00	0:06:02
It's just gone.	0:06:02	0:06:03
Oh, in the middle of the chorus!	0:06:03	0:06:05
Nobody needs to know about this, right?	0:06:05	0:06:07
Maybe we should mention the Smokey Robinson thing, sir. It's just my opinion.	0:06:07	0:06:11
'We're at Elfcon 4. All clear.' SANTA SIGHS	0:06:11	0:06:14
Curtis, what do you say we get you headphones this Christmas?	0:06:14	0:06:17
It's all right, everybody. Get back to work.	0:06:17	0:06:20
Curtis... you're 900 years old. Grow up!	0:06:20	0:06:24
Bernard. >	0:06:24	0:06:25
Now, you know I didn't break any of the rules,	0:06:31	0:06:34
according to the Santa handbook.	0:06:34	0:06:36
The handbook.	0:06:36	0:06:37
Curtis, do you go pee-pee with that thing?	0:06:37	0:06:39
It says elves are encouraged to listen to music.	0:06:39	0:06:42
It makes them more creative... more productive...	0:06:42	0:06:45
And, well, more alert.	0:06:45	0:06:47
Look out!	0:06:47	0:06:48
CRASH!	0:06:54	0:06:56
It's OK. Let's go!	0:06:58	0:07:00
Is he all right? He's OK, Santa! >	0:07:00	0:07:03
Wow!	0:07:03	0:07:05
That's gonna leave a mark. Ooh.	0:07:05	0:07:07
Is that Blitzen? Looks like Prancer.	0:07:07	0:07:10
That... Who is that?	0:07:10	0:07:11
It was Chet.	0:07:11	0:07:12
One of our reindeer in training.	0:07:12	0:07:14
Oh.	0:07:14	0:07:15
Well, please tell me that it's early in his training.	0:07:15	0:07:19
Wow. A nice fall.	0:07:19	0:07:21
Curtis, when are you gonna tell him?	0:07:22	0:07:25
Not now.	0:07:25	0:07:26
It's so cold up here, Charlie. How can you not be freezing?	0:07:48	0:07:50
You have not seen cold till you see where my dad lives. It's...	0:07:50	0:07:52
You shouldn't be embarrassed. My parents are divorced, too.	0:07:52	0:07:57
I'm not embarrassed.	0:07:57	0:07:58
Why don't you ever talk about your dad?	0:07:58	0:07:59
He doesn't like me to. What is he, a spy?	0:07:59	0:08:02
No, he...he works with toys,	0:08:02	0:08:05
and these...little people...	0:08:05	0:08:08
..kids.	0:08:08	0:08:10
Can we just do what we came here to do?	0:08:10	0:08:12
Mmm. Sure.	0:08:12	0:08:14
All right.	0:08:18	0:08:20
Charlie, this is really dangerous.	0:08:20	0:08:23
Someone could catch us at any moment.	0:08:23	0:08:25
Kinda exciting.	0:08:26	0:08:28
Well, you know, Danielle,	0:08:28	0:08:30
I may not come out of this alive.	0:08:30	0:08:32
So in case we don't see each other again...	0:08:33	0:08:36
Whoa! Whoa! Aaaaaah!	0:08:39	0:08:41
Are you OK?	0:08:46	0:08:48
Whew.	0:08:50	0:08:52
SPRAY CAN RATTLES	0:08:52	0:08:53
Almost done.	0:09:13	0:09:14
OK. I'm not leaving.	0:09:15	0:09:16
# I've been a naughty boy	0:09:19	0:09:22
# I didn't get a toy	0:09:22	0:09:26
# Santa Claus left nothing underneath my tree	0:09:26	0:09:32
# He knows that I've been bad	0:09:32	0:09:35
# But bein' good just ain't my bag... #	0:09:35	0:09:38
MUSIC STOPS	0:09:38	0:09:40
LADDER CREAKS	0:09:40	0:09:42
FOOTSTEPS ASCENDING LADDER	0:09:42	0:09:46
Hello, Charlie.	0:09:50	0:09:52
Hello, Principal Newman.	0:09:52	0:09:54
OK, try it now. ENGINE TURNS OVER	0:10:00	0:10:03
ENGINE REVS	0:10:03	0:10:05
OK. All right.	0:10:05	0:10:07
Here's what we need...	0:10:07	0:10:08
you got to get one more bolt on that flange,	0:10:08	0:10:11
and it's ready for Christmas.	0:10:11	0:10:13
Good work, guys. Whew.	0:10:13	0:10:15
Perfect job on the suspension, you guys.	0:10:15	0:10:17
Thinking outside the box. I love it.	0:10:17	0:10:20
Do you want a cookie, Santa?	0:10:23	0:10:25
Do I want a cookie? Yes!	0:10:25	0:10:28
What's fresh? Ooh!	0:10:28	0:10:30
Sweet, just like you.	0:10:30	0:10:31
Alexander, let's think. Take the hat off.	0:10:40	0:10:43
Too much counterweight.	0:10:46	0:10:47
Thanks, Santa. You're the man.	0:10:47	0:10:51
That's why they give me the big belly - so I don't fall over.	0:10:51	0:10:54
Joey!	0:10:56	0:10:57
How's that static-free tinsel coming?	0:10:57	0:11:00
Hey, guys, Santa wants to see the new tinsel.	0:11:00	0:11:02
You know, I could come up there and take care of this the ugly way.	0:11:10	0:11:14
Or...you go outside and play some football.	0:11:14	0:11:17
THEY CHEER	0:11:17	0:11:19
Curtis, you need to tell him right now!	0:11:22	0:11:24
I don't know. He's so happy right now.	0:11:24	0:11:28
Why do I have to be the one to tell him?	0:11:28	0:11:31
Because I'm the head elf, I don't give bad news. It's one of the perks of my seniority.	0:11:31	0:11:36
Now, tell him!	0:11:36	0:11:38
Come on, Porkchop, bring it on.	0:11:57	0:12:00
Who're you callin' Porkchop, Meat Loaf?	0:12:00	0:12:03
Meat Loaf? You wanna talk some trash? I'll talk trash with you.	0:12:03	0:12:07
But first, I'm gonna blitz.	0:12:07	0:12:09
Ready, set!	0:12:09	0:12:10
I'm comin' after you, buddy.	0:12:10	0:12:12
Seven swans a-swimming!	0:12:12	0:12:14
Six geese a-laying!	0:12:14	0:12:16
ALL: Five golden rings!	0:12:16	0:12:19
HIKE!	0:12:19	0:12:20
SANTA: He dropped the ball! I can see it.	0:12:21	0:12:24
He moves...he's outta the way... I see ya!	0:12:24	0:12:28
Rumblin'! Stumblin'! Bumblin'!	0:12:33	0:12:35
SANTA: OK, you win! Ha!	0:12:41	0:12:43
You guys aren't elves, you're wizards!	0:12:50	0:12:52
No matter how many times you run that play, I never see it coming.	0:12:52	0:12:56
Santa, we need to talk.	0:12:56	0:12:58
TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS	0:13:00	0:13:02
Hmm. That's weird, isn't it?	0:13:08	0:13:10
-uh-oh! -uh-oh!	0:13:10	0:13:11
These fit yesterday.	0:13:11	0:13:13
Hot cocoa for you, Santa.	0:13:13	0:13:14
This is not a good time, Abby.	0:13:14	0:13:16
I sent dasher down for some Brazilian cocoa beans.	0:13:16	0:13:20
TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING	0:13:20	0:13:21
What's the bad news?	0:13:21	0:13:23
What do you mean?	0:13:23	0:13:25
Whenever you play the designer-bean card,	0:13:25	0:13:27
Generally, you have bad news.	0:13:27	0:13:30
What are you doing with the naughty and nice list?	0:13:34	0:13:36
Just don't shoot the messenger.	0:13:36	0:13:38
It's...Charlie.	0:13:41	0:13:44
Sheen?	0:13:44	0:13:45
I thought he straightened out.	0:13:45	0:13:46
Not that Charlie.	0:13:46	0:13:48
My Charlie. My son, Charlie?	0:13:52	0:13:54
He's on the naughty list?	0:13:54	0:13:56
- Aaaah! - Aaaah!	0:13:56	0:13:58
There's got to be a mistake.	0:13:58	0:14:00
We don't make mistakes.	0:14:00	0:14:02
I'm sorry, Santa.	0:14:02	0:14:03
Please excuse me.	0:14:03	0:14:05
Well, how could this happen?	0:14:05	0:14:08
Is this what you and Curtis were trying to tell me?	0:14:08	0:14:10
You told him. Good. Let's get you dressed for that meeting.	0:14:10	0:14:12
I can't have the meeting here. I have to see Charlie.	0:14:12	0:14:15
Number two, tell him right now.	0:14:15	0:14:17
Tell me what? Guys, come on. Come clean now.	0:14:17	0:14:20
Santa, there's a Clause.	0:14:20	0:14:22
That would be me.	0:14:22	0:14:23
No, I mean there's another Santa Clause.	0:14:23	0:14:26
In case you haven't noticed, this time of year,	0:14:26	0:14:28
The malls are filled with other "Santa Clauses."	0:14:28	0:14:31
Yes, but there's another Santa CLAUSE.	0:14:31	0:14:33
There was a first, but there's also a second.	0:14:33	0:14:36
BOTH: get on with it!	0:14:36	0:14:38
When the last Santa fell off your roof	0:14:39	0:14:41
And you put on his coat, you found this.	0:14:41	0:14:43
Right.	0:14:43	0:14:44
"he who wears the coat	0:14:44	0:14:46
Takes on the responsibilities of Santa Claus."	0:14:46	0:14:48
And, of course, the rest would be history, right?	0:14:48	0:14:51
But it seems our number-two elf,	0:14:51	0:14:54
the keeper of the handbook,	0:14:54	0:14:55
overlooked the single most important detail	0:14:55	0:15:00
In the history of Christmas!	0:15:00	0:15:02
Wow.	0:15:02	0:15:04
One mistake in 900 years.	0:15:04	0:15:06
Look.	0:15:06	0:15:07
I-I can't see that.	0:15:09	0:15:10
-Better now? -Uh...	0:15:10	0:15:11
-Or now? -Well...	0:15:11	0:15:13
-Better now? -It's getting there.	0:15:13	0:15:15
-Or now? -I can't see anything.	0:15:15	0:15:18
I see. Good, good, good. I see it.	0:15:18	0:15:21
OK, well, "the cardholder acknowledges...	0:15:21	0:15:24
..woman of his choosing...	0:15:24	0:15:26
..true love...	0:15:26	0:15:27
..not valid in state of Utah.	0:15:27	0:15:31
..holy...	0:15:31	0:15:32
...matrimony?!	0:15:33	0:15:34
I got to get married!	0:15:34	0:15:36
Yes. It's...the Mrs Clause.	0:15:36	0:15:40
# (HERE COMES THE BRIDE) Bum bum-bum bum, bum bum-bum bum	0:15:40	0:15:44
What if I don't want to get married?	0:15:44	0:15:46
Oh, dear.	0:15:47	0:15:49
The de-santafication process has begun!	0:15:49	0:15:51
The de-santafication?	0:15:51	0:15:53
Are you telling me that in that clause,	0:15:53	0:15:56
It says that if I don't get married,	0:15:56	0:15:58
I don't get to be Santa anymore?	0:15:58	0:16:01
EXHALES DEEPLY	0:16:04	0:16:06
W-what about the kids?	0:16:06	0:16:08
What - what about the elves?	0:16:08	0:16:11
And what about you guys?	0:16:11	0:16:14
It's not hopeless.	0:16:14	0:16:16
You still have time to find a wife.	0:16:16	0:16:17
How much time do I have, Curtis?	0:16:17	0:16:19
28 days.	0:16:19	0:16:21
28 days.	0:16:21	0:16:23
So I've got to find a wife by Christmas.	0:16:23	0:16:26
Actually, Christmas eve.	0:16:26	0:16:27
Guess it's over.	0:16:30	0:16:32
No! You can't think that way!	0:16:32	0:16:35
Please don't give up hope.	0:16:35	0:16:37
Cos if you do... then WE have to.	0:16:38	0:16:42
BOTH SIGH	0:16:43	0:16:45
-Aaaaah! -Ohhhh!	0:16:51	0:16:52
Whoa.	0:16:52	0:16:54
Christmas is getting very complicated.	0:16:55	0:16:58
Santa?	0:16:59	0:17:01
Santa?	0:17:01	0:17:03
Are you with us?	0:17:03	0:17:05
I-I'm sorry. Yes. Yes, I am.	0:17:05	0:17:07
Well, on behalf of Father Time	0:17:07	0:17:10
and the entire council of legendary figures,	0:17:10	0:17:12
I'd like to thank you for being such a gracious host.	0:17:12	0:17:15
-What a lovely place. -Hear, hear.	0:17:15	0:17:17
And without further ado,	0:17:17	0:17:19
Let us convene the year-end holiday conference.	0:17:19	0:17:23
-Tooth Fairy? -Thank you, Mother Nature.	0:17:23	0:17:25
Fellow council members,	0:17:25	0:17:27
I'd like to again propose a new name for myself.	0:17:27	0:17:30
-Oh, please! -Come on!	0:17:30	0:17:31
Good heavens.	0:17:31	0:17:32
In the past, you have rejected "tooth man," "tooth guy," and "tooth."	0:17:32	0:17:36
Because they stunk.	0:17:36	0:17:37
Today I'd like to submit... "Captain Floss"...	0:17:37	0:17:40
-Nice. -"Plaque Man"...	0:17:40	0:17:41
-D'oh. -And "Roy."	0:17:41	0:17:43
LAUGHS: Roy! No.	0:17:43	0:17:46
No kid's gonna put a tooth under a pillow for a man named Roy.	0:17:46	0:17:48
This from someone who wears a diaper and shoots arrows in people's butts.	0:17:48	0:17:52
I got it. I got it, I got it.	0:17:52	0:17:54
How about this - "the Molinator."	0:17:54	0:17:56
"The Molinator." I like it. Thank you, Santa.	0:17:56	0:18:00
Can we vote on "the Molinator"?	0:18:00	0:18:01
All in favour of a name change for Tooth Fairy?	0:18:01	0:18:04
All right. And all opposed?	0:18:05	0:18:07
Easter Bunny?	0:18:07	0:18:10
Sandman?	0:18:10	0:18:11
SNORTS: what?	0:18:11	0:18:13
W-what happened?	0:18:13	0:18:14
Was I asleep again?	0:18:14	0:18:16
Name change for the Tooth Fairy - yes or no?	0:18:16	0:18:19
No. I'm sorry.	0:18:19	0:18:21
All right, next item on the agenda.	0:18:21	0:18:24
Santa, status report.	0:18:24	0:18:26
Well, welcome to the North Pole. It's great to have you here.	0:18:26	0:18:29
As you know, this is our big time, so things are busy.	0:18:29	0:18:33
There's a little speed bump in the road this year.	0:18:33	0:18:36
You all know Charlie.	0:18:36	0:18:37
-Oh, I love Charlie. -Oh, yeah.	0:18:37	0:18:40
-Great kid. -Good boy.	0:18:40	0:18:41
-Sweet kid. -Good teeth.	0:18:41	0:18:43
Well, Charlie... Got himself on the naughty list.	0:18:43	0:18:45
-What? -Oh, my.	0:18:45	0:18:47
I'm struggling with the timing,	0:18:47	0:18:48
cos I got to be at the North Pole,	0:18:48	0:18:51
And I've also got to take care of Charlie.	0:18:51	0:18:53
That's every parent's dilemma -	0:18:53	0:18:55
How to balance work and children.	0:18:55	0:18:58
More people lose sleep over that than anything else.	0:18:58	0:19:00
I have 33,000 offspring, all in private school.	0:19:00	0:19:05
Well, to top it off...	0:19:07	0:19:09
I have to get married by Christmas eve.	0:19:09	0:19:11
Hmm?	0:19:11	0:19:12
Otherwise, I stop being Santa Claus.	0:19:12	0:19:14
-What?! -No!	0:19:14	0:19:16
The de-santafication process has already begun.	0:19:16	0:19:18
Wait a minute. You do look thinner.	0:19:18	0:19:22
Your beard is shorter! Am I right?	0:19:22	0:19:24
You're right! You're right!	0:19:24	0:19:25
Apparently, it's called the Mrs Clause.	0:19:25	0:19:28
Don't mess with me. I'm pre-El Nino.	0:19:28	0:19:30
I'm not messing with anybody.	0:19:30	0:19:32
What I'm saying is, I have to find a wife in...	0:19:32	0:19:36
27 days, 20 hours and 17 minutes.	0:19:36	0:19:40
Wow.	0:19:40	0:19:41
It's what I do. HE CHUCKLES	0:19:41	0:19:44
Wait a minute. Cupid!	0:19:44	0:19:45
What do you need, pal?	0:19:45	0:19:47
Shoot me with one of your darts. I'll fall in love.	0:19:47	0:19:49
First of all, they're arrows. Second of all, no can do.	0:19:49	0:19:54
The arrows have no effect on us.	0:19:54	0:19:56
If they did, I would've shot myself in the butt,	0:19:56	0:19:58
Met a nice girl, left the business years ago.	0:19:58	0:20:01
All right, all right.	0:20:01	0:20:02
-You can't stop being Santa! -I don't want to stop!	0:20:02	0:20:06
Kids are 86% happier since you've taken the job.	0:20:06	0:20:09
-He's absolutely right. -This is all I want to do.	0:20:09	0:20:11
What am I gonna do?	0:20:11	0:20:13
Well...y-y-	0:20:14	0:20:16
You can't be two places at once.	0:20:16	0:20:19
Maybe you can be.	0:20:20	0:20:22
OK, everyone, can I get the room for a minute?	0:20:22	0:20:24
Thank you. Just one minute.	0:20:24	0:20:27
Take a cocoa break. Have a nice, long break.	0:20:27	0:20:29
Relax, everyone.	0:20:29	0:20:30
Just want to show Santa some improvements on the pantograph.	0:20:30	0:20:34
Thanks, guys.	0:20:34	0:20:35
Walk with me.	0:20:35	0:20:36
I've tripled the RAM and reconfigured the circuitry paths.	0:20:36	0:20:39
I see you've externalised the power source	0:20:39	0:20:42
to make better use of the electromagnetic energy.	0:20:42	0:20:46
Nah, it's there cos it looks really cool.	0:20:46	0:20:49
Yeah, it does. Wait a minute. You tripled the RAM	0:20:49	0:20:52
Curtis, I see where this is going.	0:20:52	0:20:54
I am not getting in that machine.	0:20:54	0:20:56
Besides, creating a copy of Santa won't solve our problems.	0:20:56	0:21:00
It would be a toy.	0:21:00	0:21:01
But this will be a very special toy.	0:21:01	0:21:03
How's that, Curtis?	0:21:03	0:21:05
I added a fuzzy logic circuit to the pantograph.	0:21:05	0:21:08
The duplicate will look and think like you,	0:21:08	0:21:10
So when you're with your family, dealing with Charlie...	0:21:10	0:21:14
The toy Santa will be here, melting by my fireplace.	0:21:14	0:21:16
The toy Santa will be dealing with business up here.	0:21:16	0:21:19
I can deal with business up here!	0:21:19	0:21:22
If the elves find out we've made a switch -	0:21:22	0:21:24
No! No! This machine is not the answer.	0:21:24	0:21:28
( clattering, squeaking )	0:21:28	0:21:30
Hey, hey!	0:21:30	0:21:32
Hey, you! You! Shoo! MACHINERY WHIRRING	0:21:32	0:21:35
W-w-w-w-w-whoa!	0:21:35	0:21:36
No, no, no!	0:21:36	0:21:38
ELECTRICITY CRACKLING	0:21:38	0:21:40
WHIRRING SLOWS	0:21:43	0:21:45
SQUEAKING	0:21:48	0:21:50
SQUEAKING	0:21:50	0:21:52
Look, you can't get much better than that.	0:21:55	0:21:58
And I promise,	0:21:58	0:22:00
It won't hurt a bit.	0:22:00	0:22:03
Uh...	0:22:03	0:22:05
I'm going in.	0:22:07	0:22:09
Oh, I can't watch this!	0:22:09	0:22:11
ELECTRICITY CRACKLING	0:22:34	0:22:35
RUMBLING	0:22:41	0:22:42
Ow! Ow!	0:22:42	0:22:44
CRACKLING CONTINUES	0:22:46	0:22:48
It's perfect!	0:23:03	0:23:05
That's because it's me, Einstein.	0:23:07	0:23:09
Santa, are you all right?	0:23:11	0:23:14
I got a shock. Is there supposed to be a shock?	0:23:14	0:23:16
-SCREAMS - SCREAMS	0:23:16	0:23:18
ELECTRICITY CRACKLING	0:23:18	0:23:20
ALL: It's naked!	0:23:20	0:23:22
SANTA WOLF-WHISTLES	0:23:22	0:23:25
-Uh, throw something over him. -Right!	0:23:25	0:23:28
It's incredible!	0:23:28	0:23:29
Yes, it is.	0:23:29	0:23:31
LAUGHS	0:23:31	0:23:33
Um, can he talk?	0:23:33	0:23:37
Hello?	0:23:39	0:23:41
GRUNTING	0:23:41	0:23:43
Hello?	0:23:43	0:23:45
Hello?	0:23:46	0:23:47
Ho-ho-ho!	0:23:50	0:23:53
Ho-ho...ho.	0:23:53	0:23:55
Not bad.	0:23:55	0:23:56
Not bad yourself.	0:23:56	0:23:58
CHUCKLES	0:23:58	0:24:00
I can't put my finger on it,	0:24:00	0:24:02
but there's something about you I like.	0:24:02	0:24:04
There's something about you I like.	0:24:04	0:24:07
Huh.	0:24:07	0:24:09
You watch him. I'll be right back.	0:24:09	0:24:12
He's coming right back.	0:24:12	0:24:14
Ha ha ha.	0:24:15	0:24:17
Bernard, I need your help on this.	0:24:17	0:24:19
What do you mean?	0:24:19	0:24:20
I got to go see Charlie,	0:24:20	0:24:22
And I want you to convince the elves	0:24:22	0:24:23
That...toy Santa is me.	0:24:23	0:24:26
Uh, hmm. Have you seen that thing?	0:24:26	0:24:28
I think if you keep the elves at a distance	0:24:28	0:24:30
and tell them I changed my look, it'll work.	0:24:30	0:24:33
Oh, Santa, we're in way over our heads here.	0:24:33	0:24:37
If anybody can do this, it's you, number one.	0:24:37	0:24:39
I'm not gonna lie to all the elves!	0:24:39	0:24:42
I myself think he looks absolutely terrific,	0:24:42	0:24:45
Better, and fresher somehow, than he has in years.	0:24:45	0:24:49
There's a more supple veneer to his skin	0:24:49	0:24:51
and an added lustre to the thickness of his hair.	0:24:51	0:24:54
You could almost say there's a - a -	0:24:54	0:24:57
a toylike quality to him.	0:24:57	0:24:59
Most importantly, he's very happy with his new look,	0:24:59	0:25:03
And I would caution you all not to point or stare	0:25:03	0:25:06
Or use the word "plastic," OK?	0:25:06	0:25:10
OK. Thank you. That's it. That's all. Back to work, please.	0:25:10	0:25:12
INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS	0:25:13	0:25:15
(Reindeer chattering indistinctly)	0:25:18	0:25:20
Comet, because I don't want to take Prancer.	0:25:20	0:25:23
I want to take a trip with you.	0:25:23	0:25:25
When's the last time you and I just had a cruise?	0:25:25	0:25:27
I love ya, buddy.	0:25:27	0:25:29
Besides, last night, Prancer had too many apples.	0:25:29	0:25:32
We know what that means.	0:25:32	0:25:33
Before you go, take a look at your watch.	0:25:33	0:25:35
Hey. Can't go anywhere without that.	0:25:35	0:25:38
-I've done some work on it. -It's beautiful, Bernard.	0:25:38	0:25:40
You like it?	0:25:40	0:25:41
I love it! I love the little burnished stuff.	0:25:41	0:25:44
I've added a power reserve that measures how much magic you have.	0:25:44	0:25:47
-It's at 10. -That should be enough.	0:25:47	0:25:49
If at any time you use up any magic for any reason,	0:25:49	0:25:52
the level drops.	0:25:52	0:25:53
Santa, if it gets to zero,	0:25:53	0:25:56
you won't be able to return to the Pole.	0:25:56	0:25:59
GRUNTING: Uh-oh.	0:25:59	0:26:00
Then let's not let it get to zero!	0:26:01	0:26:04
Now, look at me.	0:26:04	0:26:06
Mm-hmm?	0:26:06	0:26:08
What's the most important thing?	0:26:08	0:26:10
For you not to touch Santa?	0:26:10	0:26:13
For you to come back! LAUGHS	0:26:13	0:26:16
-GRUNTING -Thank you.	0:26:16	0:26:18
Comet, please just chill out a little bit, OK?	0:26:18	0:26:22
- Come on. - GROANS	0:26:22	0:26:23
It's not like we're pulling the sleigh or anything.	0:26:23	0:26:26
Right? There's no packages. It's one stop.	0:26:26	0:26:29
I think I forgot - we're gonna go see Charlie.	0:26:29	0:26:31
HOOFBEATS	0:26:33	0:26:35
BELL RINGS	0:26:41	0:26:43
-Scott! -Hey!	0:26:43	0:26:44
Hey, you trimmed your beard!	0:26:44	0:26:46
Yeah.	0:26:46	0:26:48
Come here, big guy.	0:26:48	0:26:49
CHUCKLES	0:26:49	0:26:51
Whoa, you lost some weight there, huh?	0:26:51	0:26:53
Slim-fast?	0:26:53	0:26:54
You don't know how fast.	0:26:54	0:26:56
We should get going.	0:26:56	0:26:57
How do you always know when there's a problem?	0:26:57	0:26:59
I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake.	0:26:59	0:27:03
Which is pretty frightening when you think about it.	0:27:03	0:27:06
We're worried about Charlie. He keeps upping the ante.	0:27:06	0:27:10
This time, he defaced school property.	0:27:10	0:27:12
It's a classic case of acting out.	0:27:12	0:27:14
- I'm blaming myself for this. - Come on. We're both his parents.	0:27:14	0:27:17
He's waiting in Principal Newman's office.	0:27:17	0:27:19
That woman makes me want to deface public property.	0:27:19	0:27:22
-Hey! -Hello, Mr Calvin.	0:27:22	0:27:25
Laura, Neil.	0:27:25	0:27:26
-Miss Newman. -Miss Newman.	0:27:26	0:27:27
Principal Newman.	0:27:27	0:27:29
I haven't seen you since the last time Charlie was in trouble.	0:27:29	0:27:32
I've been travelling for work.	0:27:32	0:27:33
If you spent more time with your son,	0:27:33	0:27:35
there would be fewer problems.	0:27:35	0:27:37
Maybe, but then I wouldn't get to spend time with you.	0:27:37	0:27:41
Oh, a battle of wits.	0:27:41	0:27:43
It's a shame that you come unarmed.	0:27:43	0:27:44
Excuse me.	0:27:44	0:27:45
Ouch.	0:27:45	0:27:47
Good morning, Principal Newman.	0:27:50	0:27:52
Mr Picardo, I want you to look into my eyes.	0:27:52	0:27:55
What do you see?	0:27:55	0:27:56
It's dark. And it's cold.	0:27:57	0:28:00
It's your future, Mr Picardo.	0:28:00	0:28:02
Keep this up, and you will spend your life	0:28:02	0:28:04
stabbing trash by the highway.	0:28:04	0:28:06
What are you gonna do?	0:28:06	0:28:08
I'm going straight to third-period geometry.	0:28:08	0:28:10
Have a nice trip.	0:28:10	0:28:11
Not only is it an affront to authority,	0:28:17	0:28:19
but a blatant disrespect for property.	0:28:19	0:28:21
If this sort of thing continues, I'll have no other recourse -	0:28:21	0:28:24
Is there a rest stop between here and the end of the lecture?	0:28:24	0:28:28
Because I'm more interested in why this happened.	0:28:28	0:28:31
So am I.	0:28:31	0:28:32
Charlie, we're all worried about you.	0:28:32	0:28:35
It feels to me you're trying to get someone's attention.	0:28:35	0:28:38
What's bothering you?	0:28:38	0:28:40
-Dr. Miller? -Neil.	0:28:43	0:28:45
Neil, do you have any theories?	0:28:45	0:28:46
Well, frankly, I have several.	0:28:46	0:28:49
Here we go. Let's just order a pizza.	0:28:49	0:28:52
Scott, you're not helping.	0:28:52	0:28:53
I was listening to a new tape series on child development just last night.	0:28:53	0:28:57
You know what the problem is? Excuse me, Neil.	0:28:59	0:29:01
It's four weeks until Christmas.	0:29:01	0:29:05
- That's a major holiday in December. - Oh.	0:29:05	0:29:07
Have you noticed the hallways in this school?	0:29:07	0:29:10
There's not a decoration, a twinkle light,	0:29:10	0:29:12
not an expression of happiness and joy	0:29:12	0:29:13
that kids are supposed to be feeling.	0:29:13	0:29:15
What kind of school are you running?	0:29:15	0:29:17
A public school.	0:29:17	0:29:19
The top academically-rated public school in the district.	0:29:19	0:29:22
That takes a lot of effort and money,	0:29:22	0:29:24
and spending any of that money on holiday decorations	0:29:24	0:29:27
would take away from the things that truly matter.	0:29:27	0:29:30
Forgive me, but I think holiday cheer matters.	0:29:30	0:29:31
What are we going to do? Charlie, we are really worried.	0:29:31	0:29:34
I'll handle this. Charlie, you know what you did is wrong, right?	0:29:34	0:29:37
I guess so.	0:29:37	0:29:39
There's no guessing. Guessing is gone.	0:29:39	0:29:41
It was wrong, and you're not gonna do it again. Promise me.	0:29:41	0:29:43
OK.	0:29:43	0:29:45
There you go. He's good to his word. He won't do it again.	0:29:45	0:29:48
- Meeting is adjourned. - It most certainly is not!	0:29:48	0:29:50
< You know what else? Here's a little donation.	0:29:50	0:29:53
Why don't you buy yourself a wreath.	0:29:53	0:29:55
SHE GASPS	0:29:55	0:29:57
I am Santa Claus. Boo!	0:29:58	0:30:01
HE CHUCKLES	0:30:01	0:30:02
Yeah. No, no, I think that this is gonna work.	0:30:02	0:30:06
Good - Good job, Curtis.	0:30:06	0:30:08
Would it kill you to give a compliment with your whole heart?	0:30:08	0:30:12
< Ho ho ho.	0:30:12	0:30:14
Santa...	0:30:14	0:30:17
I need you to take a look at this.	0:30:17	0:30:19
All right! Nice!	0:30:19	0:30:22
No, I mean I need you to read it.	0:30:22	0:30:24
Well, let's try to be specific, shall we?	0:30:24	0:30:27
Ha ha! I'll take a look at it over at my desk.	0:30:27	0:30:30
How does he know where his desk is?	0:30:31	0:30:33
I programmed him that way.	0:30:33	0:30:35
He has most of Santa's memories.	0:30:35	0:30:38
OK, we need you to study everything that's in that book	0:30:38	0:30:41
because it is the key to being Santa.	0:30:41	0:30:43
Right!	0:30:43	0:30:45
I'll memorise everything in the book!	0:30:45	0:30:50
I'll follow all the rules!	0:30:50	0:30:52
Yeah. Cos rules are very important.	0:30:52	0:30:54
I like this guy.	0:30:55	0:30:56
- I can barely read this. - Hi, Santa.	0:30:56	0:31:00
Uh...hi.	0:31:00	0:31:01
Oh, you look -	0:31:01	0:31:03
Like he got a good night's sleep.	0:31:03	0:31:05
Like you got a very good night's sleep.	0:31:08	0:31:13
How about a nice, chocolatey cocoa?	0:31:13	0:31:15
TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS	0:31:17	0:31:19
SQUEAKS	0:31:19	0:31:21
Careful. It's hot.	0:31:29	0:31:31
Well, of course it is.	0:31:31	0:31:32
SQUEAKING	0:31:37	0:31:39
GULPING	0:31:39	0:31:40
Aah!	0:31:47	0:31:48
Whoo! That's delicious!	0:31:50	0:31:54
I like cocoa!	0:31:54	0:31:56
Cocoa's superior refreshment! Ha ha ha ha!	0:31:56	0:31:58
Get me some more cocoa!	0:31:58	0:32:00
Whoo!	0:32:00	0:32:02
Right away, Santa!	0:32:02	0:32:03
Ho, whoa!	0:32:03	0:32:06
I think Santa feels a little buzz!	0:32:06	0:32:09
Whoo!	0:32:09	0:32:11
Let me get this straight.	0:32:11	0:32:13
You were de-santafying,	0:32:13	0:32:14
And you only have 27 days to find a wife or you're out?	0:32:14	0:32:18
Yeah.	0:32:18	0:32:20
What are you gonna do?	0:32:20	0:32:22
We dated for three years	0:32:22	0:32:23
Before you finally got up the courage to propose.	0:32:23	0:32:26
That's a pretty serious commitment issue, isn't it?	0:32:26	0:32:28
Why, yes, it is, Sigmund.	0:32:28	0:32:30
I was afraid I'd mess up. I'm more afraid now.	0:32:30	0:32:33
You can't give up. There's never been a better Santa than you.	0:32:33	0:32:35
I appreciate that, sport. Maybe it's for the best.	0:32:35	0:32:38
If I'd spend more time with you, you'd spend less time	0:32:38	0:32:41
supporting the spray-paint industry.	0:32:41	0:32:43
You have been a great dad,	0:32:43	0:32:45
and being Santa has made you an even better man.	0:32:45	0:32:48
I'm gonna go out on an emotional limb	0:32:48	0:32:50
Neil, don't try to make me cry.	0:32:50	0:32:53
You have a great capacity for love.	0:32:53	0:32:56
I know you can find someone wonderful	0:32:56	0:32:58
to spend the rest of your life with.	0:32:58	0:33:00
Don't let the facts -	0:33:00	0:33:02
that you have no time, no prospects,	0:33:02	0:33:04
and a paralysing fear of intimacy - get you down.	0:33:04	0:33:07
Hmm. Have you ever helped anyone...ever?	0:33:07	0:33:10
You know what I'm gonna do?	0:33:10	0:33:11
I'm gonna look through my phone book	0:33:11	0:33:13
and see who's still single and not too bitter.	0:33:13	0:33:16
There's plenty of divorced moms who'll go out with anybody.	0:33:16	0:33:19
As promising as this sounds, I don't need help in this area.	0:33:19	0:33:22
Your old man was a legend in high school -	0:33:22	0:33:24
I was a double letterman, I had a Mustang.	0:33:24	0:33:27
So as far as dating goes,	0:33:27	0:33:29
I think if anybody can stir up the old mojo,	0:33:29	0:33:32
it would be moi. Come on.	0:33:32	0:33:34
I don't think there's a woman out there	0:33:34	0:33:36
that doesn't want a piece of this.	0:33:36	0:33:39
DOOR CLOSES	0:33:40	0:33:41
LUCY: Hi, mom!	0:33:41	0:33:43
Lucy!	0:33:43	0:33:45
Uncle Scott!	0:33:45	0:33:46
How's my little sweet pea?	0:33:46	0:33:48
Oh! I haven't seen you in a long time.	0:33:48	0:33:51
Well, tell me what's been happening.	0:33:51	0:33:53
I learned to swim underwater, and I'm not afraid!	0:33:53	0:33:57
That's amazing. Wait a minute.	0:33:57	0:33:59
Maybe we'll have to go to the mall	0:33:59	0:34:01
and get some ice cream. SHE GASPS	0:34:01	0:34:03
- Dad - plenty of women at the mall. - Charlie.	0:34:03	0:34:07
Santa, I need you to look forward	0:34:07	0:34:08
and put on a smiley face.	0:34:08	0:34:09
Say hello to your elves.	0:34:09	0:34:11
Ho ho ho!	0:34:11	0:34:12
You're all doing a wonderful job!	0:34:12	0:34:14
Santa, when you said the bigger wheels,	0:34:14	0:34:17
is this what you meant?	0:34:17	0:34:19
Ho ho ho! You're doing a wonderful job!	0:34:19	0:34:23
You're doing great.	0:34:23	0:34:25
You could dial it down on the "ho ho hos,"	0:34:25	0:34:27
but otherwise, you're gold.	0:34:27	0:34:29
Ho ho-ho!	0:34:29	0:34:30
HO ho-ho!	0:34:30	0:34:32
< Ho-ho-ho, ho ho ho!	0:34:32	0:34:33
Why don't you just say it?	0:34:33	0:34:36
"You were right, Curtis. I was wrong."	0:34:36	0:34:39
OK, OK. I admit it.	0:34:39	0:34:41
They're happy, they're working hard,	0:34:41	0:34:44
Everything's going to be fine.	0:34:44	0:34:46
This book is very interesting.	0:34:46	0:34:48
There's a lot of rules here they're not following.	0:34:48	0:34:50
That's what I've been saying all along.	0:34:50	0:34:52
Things have gotten a little too sloppy around here.	0:34:52	0:34:56
Yes!	0:34:56	0:34:57
And sloppiness means mistakes,	0:34:57	0:34:58
And mistakes aren't a good thing!	0:34:58	0:35:00
I think I might have to make some changes.	0:35:02	0:35:05
- What did you have in mind? - Let me show you.	0:35:05	0:35:08
There's many things. Look here.	0:35:08	0:35:11
SCOTT: Neil.	0:35:11	0:35:12
Are you sure you don't have other clothes I can borrow?	0:35:12	0:35:15
The idea tonight is to attract a woman.	0:35:15	0:35:17
What are you talking about?	0:35:17	0:35:18
I look like a limesicle.	0:35:18	0:35:20
I think it makes you look hot.	0:35:20	0:35:22
What do you think, Laura? Honestly?	0:35:22	0:35:24
Doesn't he look hot, Laura?	0:35:24	0:35:26
I think it's what's inside that really counts.	0:35:26	0:35:29
I thought you liked that sweater.	0:35:29	0:35:31
We'll talk about it later.	0:35:31	0:35:33
All right, I'm off, but I need to borrow a car.	0:35:33	0:35:35
I'm parked behind Neil. Take the mini-van.	0:35:35	0:35:37
The mini-van. OK, then.	0:35:38	0:35:41
Well, wish me luck.	0:35:41	0:35:43
I got a needlepoint sweater and a mini-van.	0:35:43	0:35:46
SIGHS: See you in about eight minutes.	0:35:46	0:35:48
Scott? Hey.	0:35:59	0:36:00
- Tracy. - Yes.	0:36:00	0:36:01
- Hi. - Hey.	0:36:01	0:36:03
- Um... - Nice to meet you.	0:36:03	0:36:04
- Nice to meet you. - You too.	0:36:04	0:36:06
Um, here. Why don't you sit down?	0:36:06	0:36:08
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.	0:36:08	0:36:10
So, I'm so glad we finally got to do this.	0:36:15	0:36:17
I'm pretty nervous.	0:36:17	0:36:18
- Oh, are you? - Yeah.	0:36:18	0:36:19
Laura says we have a lot in common.	0:36:19	0:36:21
You love this time of year also?	0:36:21	0:36:23
It's my favourite time of year, and my busiest.	0:36:23	0:36:26
Whoa. Look at the sweater.	0:36:26	0:36:27
SHE LAUGHS	0:36:27	0:36:29
Some sweater.	0:36:29	0:36:30
Oh.	0:36:30	0:36:31
Like I should talk. Ha ha ha!	0:36:31	0:36:33
I also have my Christmas charm bracelet.	0:36:33	0:36:35
That's beautiful.	0:36:35	0:36:37
Lots of pretty charms.	0:36:37	0:36:38
Look at them all!	0:36:38	0:36:40
I wear it all year long to keep the spirit alive.	0:36:40	0:36:42
That's gorgeous. Look at all these.	0:36:42	0:36:43
And you got packages. That's very nice.	0:36:43	0:36:46
Yeah.	0:36:46	0:36:47
So.	0:36:47	0:36:49
So, what kind of work do you do?	0:36:49	0:36:51
I'm in the toy business.	0:36:51	0:36:53
- No way. - Way.	0:36:53	0:36:55
Oh. That sounds so creative.	0:36:57	0:36:59
I love it.	0:36:59	0:37:00
I love creative people.	0:37:00	0:37:01
Yeah?	0:37:01	0:37:02
Yeah. SHE LAUGHS	0:37:02	0:37:05
So...	0:37:05	0:37:06
So, what do you do?	0:37:06	0:37:08
I'm actually hoping to break into the music business	0:37:08	0:37:12
as a singer-songwriter.	0:37:12	0:37:13
- No way. - Way.	0:37:13	0:37:15
What's your favourite kind of music?	0:37:15	0:37:17
- Country and western. - Oh.	0:37:17	0:37:20
Do you like Shania Twain?	0:37:20	0:37:22
- Yeah. - Yeah.	0:37:22	0:37:24
# The best thing about singin' at Christmas	0:37:24	0:37:28
# Is the cocoa, carolin', and fi... #	0:37:28	0:37:31
You know that one?	0:37:31	0:37:33
# Wh-o-o-oa go totally yuletide	0:37:33	0:37:35
# Taking a sleigh ride... # - Good.	0:37:35	0:37:37
# Santa shirts, reindeer skirts	0:37:37	0:37:40
# Wh-o-o-oa... # - Oh! Hey!	0:37:40	0:37:42
# Watchin' the windows fog, drinkin' some eggnog	0:37:42	0:37:46
# Wh-o-o-oa... # SHE LAUGHS	0:37:46	0:37:48
# Fill up a stocking, spray on some flocking	0:37:48	0:37:52
# Put up a tree, sports on TV	0:37:52	0:37:54
# Wh-o-o-oa	0:37:54	0:37:57
# I want to be free, yeah	0:37:57	0:37:59
# To feel the way I feel	0:37:59	0:38:02
# Ah-ah-ah-ah Man!	0:38:02	0:38:04
# I feel like some Christmas	0:38:04	0:38:07
# Oh, oh, wow, wow, wow. #	0:38:07	0:38:12
HE CHUCKLES	0:38:14	0:38:16
Whoo. Ha.	0:38:17	0:38:20
What, you hated it?	0:38:20	0:38:22
It kind of scared me a little bit.	0:38:22	0:38:25
No, I just wasn't prepared for a performance.	0:38:26	0:38:31
I put myself out there doing that, and that was not easy,	0:38:31	0:38:35
and if you can't support a woman's ambition,	0:38:35	0:38:37
then I don't think there's any reason to continue this date.	0:38:37	0:38:40
KNOCK ON DOOR	0:38:40	0:38:42
- Dad? - Hey, sport.	0:38:42	0:38:44
How'd it go?	0:38:44	0:38:46
Well...	0:38:46	0:38:48
Let's just say I'm not booking a church yet.	0:38:48	0:38:52
Boy, I'll tell you, women are hard to figure out.	0:38:52	0:38:57
Tell me about it.	0:38:57	0:38:58
You, too, huh? Girl trouble?	0:38:58	0:39:01
Well, there's this one girl.	0:39:01	0:39:03
We just used to be friends and hang out at the mall and stuff.	0:39:03	0:39:07
But then one day I looked at her,	0:39:07	0:39:09
and I got this weird feeling in the pit of my stomach.	0:39:09	0:39:12
I started worrying about what I was gonna wear,	0:39:12	0:39:15
what my hair looked like.	0:39:15	0:39:17
And then I wanted to kiss her.	0:39:17	0:39:20
GASPS	0:39:20	0:39:22
How'd she do that?	0:39:22	0:39:23
I don't know. But they all can do that.	0:39:23	0:39:26
Oh, look at that.	0:39:27	0:39:29
The snowglobe.	0:39:29	0:39:31
This is so beautiful.	0:39:31	0:39:33
I remember when Bernard gave this to you.	0:39:33	0:39:35
He said all I have to do to see you is shake it.	0:39:35	0:39:38
Now all you have to do is yell down the hall.	0:39:38	0:39:40
CHUCKLES	0:39:40	0:39:42
And I'm there whenever you need me.	0:39:42	0:39:44
Yeah.	0:39:44	0:39:45
I-I'm a little tired right now, Dad.	0:39:45	0:39:48
I'll see you in the morning.	0:39:48	0:39:49
OK.	0:39:51	0:39:53
- Good night. - Night.	0:39:53	0:39:55
Can you turn the light off, please?	0:39:56	0:39:58
Yeah, cos it's such a big reach for you.	0:39:58	0:40:01
Yeah.	0:40:01	0:40:02
GRUNTING	0:40:04	0:40:06
What do you mean it's not straight?	0:40:08	0:40:10
GRUNTS	0:40:10	0:40:13
Sure, it's straight.	0:40:13	0:40:15
GRUNTING: Unh-unh.	0:40:15	0:40:16
Maybe your head's crooked.	0:40:16	0:40:17
GRUNTING	0:40:17	0:40:20
You know, Prancer's not this picky.	0:40:20	0:40:22
GRUNTING: Yeah, he is.	0:40:22	0:40:24
- Hi, Comet! GRUNTS	0:40:24	0:40:26
I've got something for you.	0:40:27	0:40:30
Hey, Lucy, what do you got there?	0:40:30	0:40:31
You got to be careful with sweets. He tends to overeat.	0:40:33	0:40:37
Uncle Scott, are you Santa Claus?	0:40:37	0:40:39
What? Why would you ask me something like that?	0:40:39	0:40:42
Cos you have a reindeer, and only Santa has reindeer.	0:40:42	0:40:45
- A lot of people have reindeer. - Name five.	0:40:45	0:40:49
CHUCKLES	0:40:49	0:40:50
Well.	0:40:50	0:40:52
Most of them live in Finland. I can't pronounce their names.	0:40:52	0:40:56
Besides, reindeer are too stupid to make good pets.	0:40:59	0:41:03
Well, I think you're very smart.	0:41:03	0:41:07
GIGGLING	0:41:07	0:41:09
Well, I think he's learning at an excellent rate.	0:41:10	0:41:13
- Oh, really? - Yes.	0:41:13	0:41:14
This morning he ate a bowl of waxed fruit.	0:41:14	0:41:16
Wait a minute.	0:41:16	0:41:18
I need the naughty and nice list.	0:41:18	0:41:21
No.	0:41:21	0:41:22
It says I'm supposed to check it twice.	0:41:22	0:41:24
Santa already checked it.	0:41:24	0:41:26
No, I didn't.	0:41:26	0:41:27
The real Santa.	0:41:27	0:41:28
I am the real Santa.	0:41:28	0:41:30
I'm sorry?	0:41:30	0:41:31
- I'm in charge here. - What?	0:41:31	0:41:33
I'm supposed to check the list twice, that's the rule.	0:41:33	0:41:35
I like rules, you're aware of how I feel about that.	0:41:35	0:41:37
- You're misunderstanding something. - No, I'm a rulemaker.	0:41:37	0:41:40
I like the rules, Santa likes rules...	0:41:40	0:41:43
How about we have some fun?!	0:41:43	0:41:45
- Uh? - It's good to have fun.	0:41:45	0:41:47
Right.	0:41:47	0:41:48
Santa, look over there, see those elves?	0:41:48	0:41:51
Go ahead, go play some tinsel football.	0:41:51	0:41:54
Break!	0:41:54	0:41:56
What's the object of this tinsel football?	0:41:57	0:41:59
Come on down.	0:41:59	0:42:00
If you don't have the ball, get it.	0:42:00	0:42:03
If you have the ball, run to the end zone.	0:42:03	0:42:05
OK.	0:42:10	0:42:11
I'll go get the football.	0:42:11	0:42:14
Ready? Pike!	0:42:14	0:42:16
Ahhhhh!	0:42:18	0:42:19
All right, I got the ball, what are you gonna do about it?	0:42:22	0:42:24
Who's gonna stop me? Come on!	0:42:24	0:42:27
This is a lot of fun.	0:42:27	0:42:28
Oh, so sorry(!)	0:42:33	0:42:35
Ah! You...!	0:42:48	0:42:50
Stop! Slow down when I'm talking to you.	0:42:50	0:42:52
Come here you!	0:42:52	0:42:53
Argh!	0:42:55	0:42:56
He's heading east toward the main entrance.	0:43:00	0:43:02
GLASS SHATTERS	0:43:02	0:43:04
Hello, Charlie.	0:43:09	0:43:11
PANTING	0:43:11	0:43:13
Hello, Principal Newman.	0:43:13	0:43:16
BELL RINGS	0:43:16	0:43:17
Are Laura and Neil on their way?	0:43:17	0:43:19
No, I volunteered to go solo on this one.	0:43:19	0:43:21
You look... you've really lost weight.	0:43:21	0:43:24
Are you feeling all right?	0:43:24	0:43:25
I was until I got this phone call.	0:43:25	0:43:27
Charlie, you promised you weren't gonna do this again.	0:43:34	0:43:37
What's the matter with you? I'm gonna have to punish you.	0:43:37	0:43:40
I'll ground him for two months.	0:43:40	0:43:42
- I thought you were on my side! - Charlie, you're suspended.	0:43:42	0:43:45
- But, Dad! - Hold on a second.	0:43:45	0:43:48
I'm as upset as you, but isn't there a way we can punish him	0:43:48	0:43:50
that doesn't involve taking him out of school?	0:43:50	0:43:53
- What did you have in mind? - We could...er, I...er, ga-ga...	0:43:53	0:43:56
Community service?	0:43:56	0:43:58
Huh.	0:43:58	0:44:00
That's not a bad idea.	0:44:00	0:44:03
OK, Charlie, I want you to start by cleaning up this wall.	0:44:04	0:44:08
I want everything off of there by tonight.	0:44:08	0:44:11
Then, you can clean every mark off every locker in this hall.	0:44:11	0:44:15
- Every one?! - Do as she says, Charlie.	0:44:15	0:44:17
But I have homework, tests to study for.	0:44:17	0:44:20
I have a detention group that meets on Saturday,	0:44:20	0:44:22
so we will get together at Sullivan rec centre	0:44:22	0:44:25
and scrape off graffiti at 8am.	0:44:25	0:44:27
- See you both there. - Both of us?	0:44:27	0:44:30
CHUCKLES: I'm very busy.	0:44:30	0:44:32
I do a lot of other community service.	0:44:32	0:44:33
That's good. You just got elected parent rep.	0:44:33	0:44:36
And, Charlie, we'll talk about the suspension.	0:44:36	0:44:40
SIGHS	0:44:42	0:44:43
Oh, Jeez.	0:44:49	0:44:50
INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS	0:44:55	0:44:57
Curtis, what is he doing in the naughty and nice centre?	0:44:57	0:45:01
What's going on here?	0:45:02	0:45:03
Well, I'm checking the naughty/nice list.	0:45:03	0:45:06
Actually, I'm checking it twice.	0:45:06	0:45:07
I already told you!	0:45:07	0:45:10
It's been checked. Don't worry about it.	0:45:10	0:45:12
I do worry. There's a lot of mistakes.	0:45:12	0:45:14
I'll give you a big, fat for instance.	0:45:14	0:45:16
In Denmark, there's a guy named Sven Hallstrom. He's a Dane.	0:45:16	0:45:20
Apparently he was wiping his nose on his sister's shirt.	0:45:20	0:45:23
Yuck! That's not very nice, and yet he's on the nice list.	0:45:23	0:45:27
We try to cut the children a little slack this time of year.	0:45:27	0:45:30
I don't understand that!	0:45:30	0:45:32
It looks like kids are misbehaving everywhere.	0:45:32	0:45:34
They're running with scissors, they're always sticky.	0:45:34	0:45:37
"I'm not gonna stop this car! No, we're not there yet!	0:45:37	0:45:40
"Brush your teeth! Pick up those clothes!"	0:45:40	0:45:43
It goes on and on.	0:45:43	0:45:44
But they're just kids.	0:45:44	0:45:46
Everybody misbehaves sometime.	0:45:46	0:45:48
But according to the Santa handbook,	0:45:48	0:45:50
naughty kids get lumps of coal in their stockings, right?	0:45:50	0:45:54
If they don't have stockings, we will make them stockings.	0:45:54	0:45:57
I think they should get coal in their stockings, don't you?	0:45:57	0:46:02
That's not how it works!	0:46:02	0:46:04
Get me the naughty/nice list.	0:46:04	0:46:06
Get me every list. Get me everything.	0:46:06	0:46:09
# With the message for the kids sayin' they should be nice	0:46:09	0:46:12
# Not naughty, cos Santa knows karate	0:46:12	0:46:14
# He's on the crossfader, hip-hop hooray-der... #	0:46:14	0:46:17
Mr Amorale. Mr Leary.	0:46:17	0:46:20
Hey. You in charge of the gangbangers?	0:46:21	0:46:23
They're students, actually. And, yes.	0:46:23	0:46:24
Just keep away from the car. It's new.	0:46:24	0:46:26
I don't need some delinquent kid scratching it up.	0:46:26	0:46:29
Hey. They're not delinquents, they're good kids.	0:46:29	0:46:31
And don't worry about your car.	0:46:31	0:46:33
I'd spend more time worrying about your legs in those shorts.	0:46:33	0:46:35
I thought only swimmers shaved their legs.	0:46:35	0:46:38
Good morning.	0:46:38	0:46:40
- Good morning. - I brought you coffee.	0:46:40	0:46:42
Thank you.	0:46:42	0:46:44
So you actually have a nice-guy side.	0:46:44	0:46:47
I'm a man of many sides.	0:46:47	0:46:49
I'm a puzzle. I'm a Rubik's cube with pants.	0:46:49	0:46:52
SHE CHUCKLES That was an actual laugh.	0:46:52	0:46:54
- Dad, it doesn't come off. - It's not supposed to come off.	0:46:54	0:46:56
Hence, you've got to be careful where you put it.	0:46:56	0:46:59
Hence, tagging is serious. Hence, your presence here.	0:46:59	0:47:02
Don't say "hence" anymore, Dad. It's really annoying.	0:47:02	0:47:06
BELL RINGS	0:47:06	0:47:09
Nicely done.	0:47:09	0:47:10
How do you do it? I have trouble with one.	0:47:10	0:47:12
You take care of hundreds.	0:47:12	0:47:15
- Hi. - Hi.	0:47:15	0:47:18
I was really good this year.	0:47:18	0:47:21
CHUCKLES: Is that so?	0:47:21	0:47:22
Are you absolutely sure about that, Pamela?	0:47:22	0:47:24
I want a dollhouse and a swimming pool.	0:47:24	0:47:28
A swimming pool?	0:47:28	0:47:30
I'm sorry. She just insisted on talking to you.	0:47:30	0:47:31
It's not a problem.	0:47:31	0:47:33
I'll tell you what.	0:47:33	0:47:36
If you can promise me you'll be good,	0:47:36	0:47:39
I can personally guarantee you'll have a great Christmas.	0:47:39	0:47:42
- Yay. - Come on.	0:47:42	0:47:45
Kids get so nutty this time of year.	0:47:51	0:47:53
Is she a neighbour or something?	0:47:53	0:47:55
No.	0:47:55	0:47:56
How did you know her name?	0:47:56	0:47:57
Uh, the necklace said "Pamela" on it.	0:47:57	0:48:00
Oh, I guess I missed that.	0:48:00	0:48:02
I'm gonna go check on this group.	0:48:02	0:48:04
BELL DINGS	0:48:04	0:48:06
You cost me, Pamela.	0:48:10	0:48:12
TOY SANTA: I just couldn't sleep	0:48:13	0:48:15
thinking about all those rules.	0:48:15	0:48:17
Am I wrong? Am I right? Does it matter?	0:48:17	0:48:19
Couldn't have been the three gallons of cocoa I had.	0:48:19	0:48:23
But you understand rules, don't you?	0:48:23	0:48:25
You're highly decorated.	0:48:25	0:48:27
Look at that face. There you go.	0:48:27	0:48:29
There's a face only a mom would like.	0:48:29	0:48:32
I don't have a mom, so I wouldn't know about that.	0:48:32	0:48:35
Now, it's time for the big event.	0:48:35	0:48:38
Guess what.	0:48:38	0:48:41
Son, it's showtime!	0:48:41	0:48:43
You're in the spotlight. Get bigger, would you?	0:48:43	0:48:46
It's your big chance.	0:48:46	0:48:48
I need a little help. I need a little muscle.	0:48:48	0:48:51
I need a little nudge. Let's call yourself "the little nudge."	0:48:51	0:48:55
This won't hurt,	0:48:55	0:48:56
except for the electrical shock through your body.	0:48:56	0:48:59
I'll see you on the other side!	0:48:59	0:49:01
MACHINERY WHIRRING	0:49:01	0:49:03
- Oh. Hi. - Hi, er...	0:49:20	0:49:22
Looks like you're going out. I should've called.	0:49:22	0:49:25
- No, it's OK. Come in. - Are you sure?	0:49:25	0:49:27
Uh-huh.	0:49:27	0:49:29
Is there a problem?	0:49:33	0:49:35
No, no. I just, um, wond-	0:49:35	0:49:37
I wondered if, um, i-if you would, er,	0:49:37	0:49:40
if, um, i-i-if - do you...	0:49:40	0:49:42
Do you want to go get some noodles?	0:49:42	0:49:44
Or pie?	0:49:46	0:49:48
But I don't want to keep you from your date.	0:49:48	0:49:50
Oh, it's not a date.	0:49:50	0:49:51
It's the faculty Christmas party.	0:49:51	0:49:53
Oh.	0:49:53	0:49:54
Is that your idea of a night on the town -	0:49:54	0:49:57
noodles and pie?	0:49:57	0:49:59
Well, yes, it is. What would be your idea?	0:49:59	0:50:02
Pizza and a movie.	0:50:02	0:50:03
- Thick or thin crust? - Got to be thin.	0:50:03	0:50:04
Good. Movie?	0:50:04	0:50:06
"Two For The Road" Audrey Hepburn, Albert Finney.	0:50:06	0:50:09
The movie's OK, but the car was the star. '53 MGTD.	0:50:09	0:50:12
British racing green, wire wheels. Beautiful.	0:50:12	0:50:15
I'm impressed. That is a great car. My favourite car.	0:50:15	0:50:18
Didn't like driving them in the rain.	0:50:18	0:50:20
You have to push it to start it. Other than that, it's perfect.	0:50:20	0:50:24
It's perfect, though.	0:50:24	0:50:25
Yeah.	0:50:25	0:50:27
You know, I could drive you to your party.	0:50:29	0:50:31
That would be great.	0:50:31	0:50:32
Except for eventually, I'm going to have to get home.	0:50:32	0:50:35
Um, well, I-I could pick you up.	0:50:35	0:50:37
So you're going to drop me off, then come back and pick me up?	0:50:37	0:50:41
Yeah.	0:50:41	0:50:42
- Why don't you just stay? - All right.	0:50:42	0:50:45
I'll get my coat.	0:50:45	0:50:47
So, Mr Andretti, what are you driving?	0:50:47	0:50:49
You know, I think you're gonna like it.	0:50:49	0:50:52
LAUGHS	0:51:04	0:51:06
BELL DINGS	0:51:06	0:51:07
- Do you mind if I ask you something personal? - Please.	0:51:22	0:51:25
You look really different.	0:51:25	0:51:27
The weight.	0:51:27	0:51:28
Well, it's Indian teas and a lot of salves and stuff.	0:51:28	0:51:32
Do you want some cocoa?	0:51:32	0:51:33
Oh, yes.	0:51:33	0:51:35
Cocoa? You really have thought of everything.	0:51:35	0:51:38
Well, this time of year, I really shine.	0:51:38	0:51:41
Yeah, I can't wait till it's over.	0:51:41	0:51:44
Streets are crowded, malls are jammed,	0:51:44	0:51:46
people maxing out their credit cards.	0:51:46	0:51:48
When did you become such a cynic?	0:51:48	0:51:51
Oh, I don't know.	0:51:51	0:51:54
I used to love Christmas, too.	0:51:54	0:51:56
It was my favourite time of year	0:51:56	0:51:58
because it was the only day that my parents didn't fight.	0:51:58	0:52:01
- Oh. - Oh.	0:52:01	0:52:02
They were at each other all the time.	0:52:02	0:52:06
But on Christmas,	0:52:06	0:52:08
they tried really hard to make the holiday special.	0:52:08	0:52:11
My dad went through this charade so I would believe in Santa Claus.	0:52:11	0:52:14
He put a cot by the fireplace so Santa could take a nap.	0:52:14	0:52:17
Like he has time to take a nap.	0:52:17	0:52:19
You consider the amount of gifts that he would have to deliver,	0:52:19	0:52:22
and then why would he nap? He probably needs coffee.	0:52:22	0:52:24
Yeah.	0:52:24	0:52:26
And there was cocoa and cookies and carrots for the reindeer.	0:52:26	0:52:31
That's a good gesture, cos the reindeer love carrots.	0:52:31	0:52:34
And the thought, it's important to them, too, you know?	0:52:34	0:52:36
And I'd wake up, and the cocoa would be gone,	0:52:36	0:52:40
the cookies would be gone, the cot would be mussed,	0:52:40	0:52:41
and the carrots gnawed.	0:52:41	0:52:43
They don't gnaw carrots. They swallow carrots whole.	0:52:43	0:52:46
If they're good, fresh carrots, they eat them like that.	0:52:46	0:52:50
The stories, if you read...	0:52:50	0:52:52
LAUGHS	0:52:52	0:52:53
And there would be	0:52:53	0:52:55
the most incredible presents under the tree, all from Santa.	0:52:55	0:52:57
One year was a rocking horse,	0:52:57	0:53:00
and I named it Harvey.	0:53:00	0:53:01
And the next year was a little red wagon,	0:53:01	0:53:05
which I made my lemonade stand, which was great.	0:53:05	0:53:08
And the last year was a...baby doll -	0:53:08	0:53:12
it was pink and soft and beautiful.	0:53:12	0:53:14
Beautiful.	0:53:15	0:53:16
Yes.	0:53:16	0:53:19
I believed in Santa so much, I would get in fights	0:53:19	0:53:22
with kids who tried to tell me he didn't exist.	0:53:22	0:53:25
And one day I came home with a bloody nose,	0:53:25	0:53:27
and that's when my parents	0:53:27	0:53:29
decided to tell me to... grow up.	0:53:29	0:53:33
I was devastated.	0:53:33	0:53:35
Well, good. Good, good, Carol.	0:53:35	0:53:38
This is really great sleigh-riding conversation.	0:53:38	0:53:41
It's fine conversation.	0:53:41	0:53:42
A person just wants something to believe in, you know?	0:53:43	0:53:46
Yes, I know. Yes, I know.	0:53:46	0:53:50
OK, we have cocoa. We have a blanket.	0:53:50	0:53:54
We have a horse-drawn sleigh. The only thing that's -	0:53:54	0:53:58
What?	0:54:00	0:54:01
It's snowing.	0:54:01	0:54:03
Oh.	0:54:03	0:54:04
As if by magic.	0:54:04	0:54:05
That's what I was gonna say, that it should be snowing.	0:54:05	0:54:08
# It's been a blue	0:54:13	0:54:17
# blu-u-e ooh-ooh-ooh holiday	0:54:17	0:54:23
# Blue	0:54:23	0:54:24
# Since you've been gone	0:54:24	0:54:28
# Ooh-ooh	0:54:28	0:54:30
# Oh my darling	0:54:30	0:54:35
# Won't you	0:54:35	0:54:37
# Hurry, hurry home	0:54:37	0:54:42
# It's been a blu-u-u-ue... #	0:54:42	0:54:47
I owe you one.	0:54:50	0:54:52
# I'm all alone... #	0:54:52	0:54:54
It's a great party. Look.	0:54:54	0:54:56
That guy moved.	0:54:56	0:54:58
Would you excuse me for a minute?	0:54:58	0:55:01
Mm-hmm.	0:55:01	0:55:02
# I need your love to keep me... #	0:55:02	0:55:08
MUSIC STOPS MICROPHONE SQUEAKS	0:55:08	0:55:10
CROWD MURMURING	0:55:10	0:55:13
Uh, could I have your attention?	0:55:18	0:55:21
Your attention, please?	0:55:21	0:55:22
There we go. Hi.	0:55:22	0:55:24
I'm Scott Calvin, and I thought I'd step up here	0:55:24	0:55:27
and say the word	0:55:27	0:55:30
that we've all been longing to hear.	0:55:30	0:55:33
Fire!	0:55:33	0:55:34
OK.	0:55:37	0:55:38
What I think, folks, is that a lot of you have just forgotten	0:55:38	0:55:40
what the true spirit of Christmas is all about.	0:55:40	0:55:44
Golly, if you're not willing to dance, laugh, flirt	0:55:44	0:55:47
or risk your lives at the buffet,	0:55:47	0:55:49
I don't think we have much choice.	0:55:49	0:55:51
So before the choir gets out here,	0:55:51	0:55:52
I say we rock this house with the secret Santa.	0:55:52	0:55:55
Huh?	0:55:55	0:55:58
Carol - happy, happy Christmas.	0:55:58	0:56:00
I think they're just decorations for the carolers.	0:56:00	0:56:03
She's afraid that these are just decorations for the caroling.	0:56:03	0:56:07
I think Carol is right about the caroling.	0:56:07	0:56:09
I'm talking about the packages that are backstage.	0:56:09	0:56:12
There aren't any packages backstage.	0:56:12	0:56:14
Oh, there's none back there. SIGHS	0:56:14	0:56:17
So I was mistaken when I saw this bag of gifts.	0:56:17	0:56:20
Maybe I'm wrong, but it sure looks like a bag of gifts.	0:56:20	0:56:23
Oh! It's heavy like a bag of gifts.	0:56:23	0:56:26
Look at this.	0:56:26	0:56:28
What's in here?	0:56:28	0:56:29
It - wait.	0:56:29	0:56:31
Ooh, it's very heavy - very heavy.	0:56:31	0:56:33
John Pierce.	0:56:35	0:56:37
Doesn't your mom call you JJ?	0:56:37	0:56:39
Merry Christmas, JJ.	0:56:42	0:56:43
No way.	0:56:53	0:56:55
This is Tossacross!	0:56:56	0:56:59
I used to love this when I was a kid!	0:56:59	0:57:01
But I never told anybody.	0:57:01	0:57:04
Where did thi- who did this?	0:57:04	0:57:07
- Grace Kim. - Here I am.	0:57:08	0:57:11
Yes, there you are.	0:57:11	0:57:12
Merry Christmas.	0:57:12	0:57:13
Tom Astill.	0:57:13	0:57:14
- That's me! - Hey!	0:57:14	0:57:16
Sorry, Corey.	0:57:16	0:57:17
You haven't changed a bit, have you, Tommy?	0:57:17	0:57:19
- Lizzie Garcia. - Here! Here!	0:57:19	0:57:21
There you are. Merry Christmas.	0:57:21	0:57:24
Rock'em sock 'em robots!	0:57:24	0:57:25
Mint condition! This is incredible!	0:57:25	0:57:27
Holly Hobby oven!	0:57:27	0:57:29
EXHALES SHARPLY	0:57:29	0:57:31
Come on up and get the rest of your presents.	0:57:34	0:57:36
SPEAKING EXCITEDLY	0:57:36	0:57:38
- Marie? - Here.	0:57:38	0:57:40
There she is. Uh, Pete?	0:57:40	0:57:41
- Here! - Uh, Jerry?	0:57:41	0:57:43
- Corey. Corey? - Here!	0:57:43	0:57:45
BELL DINGS	0:57:45	0:57:47
MUSIC: "Run Rudolph Run" by Chuck Berry	0:57:50	0:57:52
# Out of all the reindeers	0:57:56	0:57:57
# You know you're the mastermind	0:57:57	0:58:00
# Run, run, Rudolph	0:58:01	0:58:04
# Randolph ain't too far behind	0:58:04	0:58:06
# Run, run, Rudolph	0:58:07	0:58:09
# Santa's got to make it to town... #	0:58:09	0:58:11
ALL SHOUT	0:58:11	0:58:13
# Santa, make him hurry	0:58:13	0:58:15
# Tell him he can take the freeway down... #	0:58:15	0:58:18
Got you again!	0:58:18	0:58:19
# Run, run, Rudolph	0:58:19	0:58:21
# Cos I'm reelin' like a merry-go-round	0:58:21	0:58:25
# Said Santa to a boy child... #	0:58:25	0:58:28
This is great. HE LAUGHS	0:58:28	0:58:30
Hey, party animal. You want to play?	0:58:32	0:58:35
I can't figure it out.	0:58:35	0:58:36
It's tick tack toe with beanbags.	0:58:36	0:58:37
No, I mean the secret Santa thing.	0:58:37	0:58:39
Someone tracked down and bought all those antique toys.	0:58:39	0:58:43
Probably someone who knows his way around eBay.	0:58:43	0:58:45
- Yeah. - Yep.	0:58:45	0:58:46
It was you. I know it was you.	0:58:46	0:58:49
I just can't figure out how did you do it.	0:58:49	0:58:51
You know, sometimes you don't need to know all the answers.	0:58:51	0:58:55
Speaking of which,	0:58:55	0:58:56
even the principal needs a Christmas gift.	0:58:56	0:58:59
Merry Christmas.	0:58:59	0:59:01
Come on, open it. Rip it open.	0:59:01	0:59:03
Come on. We're not gonna save the paper.	0:59:03	0:59:06
It's a baby doll.	0:59:28	0:59:29
Come here.	0:59:36	0:59:38
- Did you call the office? - No.	0:59:39	0:59:41
Did they call you?	0:59:41	0:59:42
It's not like that.	0:59:42	0:59:43
Did you investigate us? LAUGHS	0:59:43	0:59:45
I wouldn't do that, no.	0:59:45	0:59:47
I told you about baby doll an hour ago.	0:59:47	0:59:50
And did you send someone to...?	0:59:50	0:59:53
- No. - No.	0:59:53	0:59:54
Well, I don't know how you did it.	0:59:54	0:59:59
It's like some kind of magic.	0:59:59	1:00:01
Yeah, sort of like some kind of magic.	1:00:01	1:00:04
And pretty much the last that I have.	1:00:04	1:00:09
What? What? You know what?	1:00:09	1:00:11
You know what? I don't want to know.	1:00:11	1:00:14
What you did in there tonight, for everyone, was wonderful.	1:00:14	1:00:18
Thank you.	1:00:18	1:00:19
I'm sorry.	1:00:24	1:00:26
I shouldn't have done that.	1:00:26	1:00:29
Is that OK?	1:00:30	1:00:32
Yeah.	1:00:32	1:00:34
I got this weird feeling in the pit of my stomach.	1:00:35	1:00:39
I'm, er...	1:00:39	1:00:42
I'm not...	1:00:42	1:00:44
real good at this.	1:00:44	1:00:46
Um...	1:00:46	1:00:49
Where did that come from?	1:01:04	1:01:06
I don't know.	1:01:06	1:01:07
Hi!	1:01:19	1:01:20
Merry Christmas! Ho ho ho!	1:01:20	1:01:24
INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS BELLS CHIMING	1:01:24	1:01:26
BELL DINGS	1:01:29	1:01:30
- Can I have your attention? QUACKING	1:01:30	1:01:33
Stop the work, please, everybody. Stop the work.	1:01:33	1:01:36
Merry Christmas! QUACKING	1:01:36	1:01:38
That's nice. I have a little announcement to make.	1:01:38	1:01:41
From this moment forward, we're not gonna make any more toys.	1:01:41	1:01:44
ALL SPEAKING	1:01:44	1:01:46
The children don't deserve these presents.	1:01:46	1:01:49
They're running rampant with naughtiness.	1:01:49	1:01:51
So, for this Christmas, we're gonna give those selfish kids	1:01:51	1:01:54
exactly what they deserve.	1:01:54	1:01:58
A beautiful, high-quality, yet low-sulphur variety of coal.	1:01:58	1:02:02
ALL SPEAKING	1:02:02	1:02:04
Quiet!	1:02:05	1:02:06
We have to focus, all of us, on the goals ahead.	1:02:08	1:02:12
And just to make sure that that happens -	1:02:12	1:02:16
thank you, sweetie.	1:02:16	1:02:17
CHUCKLES	1:02:17	1:02:19
I-I hate to blow my own horn...	1:02:19	1:02:22
HONKS	1:02:22	1:02:24
ALL GASP	1:02:27	1:02:29
Oh!	1:02:32	1:02:33
ELVES SCREAMING	1:02:33	1:02:34
Stay where you are. Don't be afraid.	1:02:34	1:02:37
Back. Back, back, back.	1:02:41	1:02:43
I was up late. Couldn't sleep.	1:02:43	1:02:46
Milk couldn't do it, cocoa was a little sweet,	1:02:46	1:02:48
so I decided to make an army of toy soldiers.	1:02:48	1:02:51
They don't have a good sense of humour like me.	1:02:52	1:02:55
I would do what they ask you,	1:02:56	1:02:59
which is what I'm going to tell you!	1:02:59	1:03:02
Don't listen to him! This guy's not Santa!	1:03:02	1:03:05
ALL: Not Santa?!	1:03:05	1:03:06
< He's a toy.	1:03:06	1:03:08
He has a rubber face and a plastic tushy.	1:03:08	1:03:11
SQUEAKS	1:03:11	1:03:12
Oh!	1:03:12	1:03:14
Trust me.	1:03:14	1:03:15
Don't let him ruin Christmas!	1:03:15	1:03:17
Thank you for those kind words, Bernard.	1:03:17	1:03:21
Well, now that we all have an understanding -	1:03:21	1:03:23
have a...a joyous and merry Christmas.	1:03:23	1:03:28
Merry Christmas!	1:03:31	1:03:33
ELVES SCREAMING	1:03:36	1:03:37
OK, ready? Go!	1:03:41	1:03:43
This is what I call community service.	1:03:43	1:03:46
Here she comes.	1:03:46	1:03:47
DOOR OPENS	1:03:47	1:03:49
SCOTT: Hey! Attention, hooligans behind that snowbank.	1:03:49	1:03:53
You have snowballed the wrong house.	1:03:53	1:03:55
I want you to drop the snowballs,	1:03:55	1:03:57
kick them away from the snowsuits,	1:03:57	1:03:59
and keep the mittens where I can see them.	1:03:59	1:04:01
Your dad is hanging out with Principal Newman?	1:04:01	1:04:04
- Is he dating her? - No.	1:04:04	1:04:05
Go to your homes... >	1:04:05	1:04:08
and help the ones you love. GIGGLING	1:04:08	1:04:10
And, er, merry Christmas.	1:04:10	1:04:12
That is really gross, man.	1:04:12	1:04:14
Shut up.	1:04:14	1:04:16
SIGHS	1:04:18	1:04:20
Carol, there are some things about me you should know.	1:04:28	1:04:30
Some personal things.	1:04:30	1:04:32
We don't need to rush things.	1:04:32	1:04:33
I think you need to know these things.	1:04:33	1:04:36
OK.	1:04:36	1:04:38
Um... Do - um...	1:04:38	1:04:42
Remember the mistletoe, how it just showed up?	1:04:42	1:04:45
Yes.	1:04:45	1:04:46
And the sleigh, how magical that was?	1:04:46	1:04:49
Secret Santa Claus? That was me.	1:04:49	1:04:52
Yeah.	1:04:52	1:04:54
I'm not this size much.	1:04:56	1:04:58
I'm usually much bigger than this.	1:04:58	1:05:00
So am I sometimes.	1:05:00	1:05:01
I have a very big, white beard that's beautiful.	1:05:01	1:05:04
I don't.	1:05:04	1:05:05
I work a long way from my home.	1:05:05	1:05:07
When I get home, I sleep for long periods of time.	1:05:07	1:05:09
See? OK. It's not so bad so far.	1:05:09	1:05:11
You work far away from home, and you sleep a lot.	1:05:11	1:05:15
You've never been to prison and don't wear socks with sandals.	1:05:15	1:05:18
Well...	1:05:18	1:05:20
I'm Santa Claus.	1:05:21	1:05:23
What?	1:05:23	1:05:25
The suit. The red suit's real.	1:05:25	1:05:28
The North Pole is a place. There are elves.	1:05:28	1:05:30
Elves make the toys, and they're beautiful.	1:05:30	1:05:33
And it's all real. It exists. I exist.	1:05:33	1:05:35
- It's magical, Carol. - Cut it out.	1:05:35	1:05:36
I'm telling you the truth.	1:05:36	1:05:38
I told you something personal from my childhood,	1:05:38	1:05:41
and you're making a joke out of it. And it hurts.	1:05:41	1:05:44
I know how hard this is to believe,	1:05:44	1:05:47
but you've got to connect the dots.	1:05:47	1:05:49
Think about all of the things that have happened.	1:05:49	1:05:53
You felt something for me,	1:05:53	1:05:54
and you're acting like a mental patient because you're scared.	1:05:54	1:05:58
I'm not scared.	1:05:58	1:05:59
I deliver gifts in a sleigh pulled by reindeer.	1:05:59	1:06:02
I go down chimneys with burning logs,	1:06:02	1:06:04
and I still deliver gifts. I'm not scared.	1:06:04	1:06:07
If you're trying to push me away, it's working.	1:06:07	1:06:10
Don't make me leave.	1:06:10	1:06:12
Please.	1:06:12	1:06:13
DOOR LOCKS	1:06:23	1:06:25
- How could you pick her? - I didn't pick her.	1:06:40	1:06:43
- You don't care anymore!	1:06:43	1:06:44
I care more about you than anybody,	1:06:44	1:06:46
but it's a two-way street.	1:06:46	1:06:47
What am I supposed to do if you won't confide in me?	1:06:47	1:06:50
All right, here it is.	1:06:50	1:06:52
What? Talk to me.	1:06:52	1:06:53
I don't live a normal life.	1:06:53	1:06:55
- You live a great life... - Just listen to me.	1:06:55	1:06:58
My friends get to go around saying,	1:06:58	1:07:00
"My dad's a plumber, my dad's a pilot, my dad's a dentist."	1:07:00	1:07:03
Well, you know what?	1:07:03	1:07:04
My dad is the best thing of all,	1:07:04	1:07:06
and I can't tell anyone about it.	1:07:06	1:07:09
You have no idea how hard that is	1:07:09	1:07:11
walking around with that secret for all these years.	1:07:11	1:07:14
And now you're going out with Principal Newman,	1:07:14	1:07:17
and you don't even tell me about it?	1:07:17	1:07:19
My whole life has become about secrets, and I hate it!	1:07:19	1:07:22
I'm sorry.	1:07:24	1:07:27
Forget about Principal Newman, all right?	1:07:28	1:07:30
And forget about Santa. I'm done.	1:07:30	1:07:33
HE SIGHS My time's up.	1:07:34	1:07:37
Who cares anymore? SNIFFLES	1:07:37	1:07:41
Hi, Charlie.	1:07:45	1:07:47
Hi, Lucy.	1:07:47	1:07:48
What are you doing?	1:07:48	1:07:50
Just shovelling.	1:07:50	1:07:51
Oh. Charlie, is Uncle Scott Santa Claus?	1:07:51	1:07:55
No, of course not. Why would you think that?	1:07:55	1:07:58
I don't know. How come Uncle Scott was so sad today?	1:07:58	1:08:02
What makes you think he was sad?	1:08:02	1:08:04
I asked him to stick a straw in his nose	1:08:04	1:08:07
and blow bubbles in his milk, and he said no.	1:08:07	1:08:09
Whatever.	1:08:09	1:08:11
- Can you talk to him? - I don't think so, Lucy.	1:08:11	1:08:13
- Did you have a fight? - Sort of.	1:08:13	1:08:15
- Are you gonna make up? - I don't know!	1:08:15	1:08:17
Are you gonna be mad forever?	1:08:17	1:08:19
- Lucy! - What?	1:08:19	1:08:20
These are really hard questions.	1:08:20	1:08:22
No, they're not. They're easy.	1:08:22	1:08:24
And you can't be mad at him forever, Charlie.	1:08:24	1:08:27
He's your daddy and you love him.	1:08:27	1:08:29
SIGHS	1:08:35	1:08:37
TOY SANTA: # Dashing through the snow	1:08:37	1:08:39
# In a strip-mining machine	1:08:39	1:08:41
# Flatten the hills we go... #	1:08:41	1:08:44
Come on.	1:08:44	1:08:45
Put a smile on that face, little troll.	1:08:45	1:08:49
Hey, I got a little joke just to cheer you up.	1:08:49	1:08:51
Knock, knock.	1:08:51	1:08:53
Who's there?	1:08:53	1:08:54
CHUCKLES	1:08:54	1:08:55
- Aren'tcha. - Aren'tcha who?	1:08:55	1:08:57
Aren't you supposed to get back to work?!	1:08:57	1:09:00
All of you, you little idiots! Back to work!	1:09:00	1:09:03
Got any twos?	1:09:03	1:09:06
Hmm.	1:09:06	1:09:09
Go fish.	1:09:09	1:09:10
EXPLOSION CURTIS: Whoa! Whoa!	1:09:12	1:09:14
Whoa!	1:09:14	1:09:16
Who-o-o-a!	1:09:16	1:09:17
CLANG	1:09:17	1:09:18
What was that?	1:09:18	1:09:21
I don't know.	1:09:21	1:09:23
I'm gonna get more hot chocolate. Do you want some?	1:09:23	1:09:26
- Mm-hmm. - OK.	1:09:26	1:09:27
DOORBELL RINGS	1:09:27	1:09:29
- Would you get that, honey? - Yeah, sure.	1:09:29	1:09:32
Is...Scott here?	1:09:34	1:09:37
Who are you?	1:09:37	1:09:38
Uh...Curtis, a friend from Buffalo.	1:09:38	1:09:42
Are you an elf?	1:09:42	1:09:44
LAUGHING: Of course not.	1:09:44	1:09:46
Why would you ask such a silly question?	1:09:46	1:09:48
How come you have pointy ears?	1:09:48	1:09:50
It's because I never ate my green vegetables.	1:09:50	1:09:55
Do you eat your green vegetables?	1:09:55	1:09:58
Uncle Scott!	1:10:01	1:10:04
Yeah, I'm right here. What's wrong?	1:10:04	1:10:07
Oh, Curtis. What are you doing here?	1:10:07	1:10:09
There's a little trouble at the...plant.	1:10:09	1:10:12
It's OK. Curtis is a very old friend of mine.	1:10:12	1:10:14
We have a large firm. We work together in, er...	1:10:14	1:10:17
- Buffalo. - Buffalo?	1:10:17	1:10:20
We work together in Buffalo.	1:10:20	1:10:22
So we're gonna talk about some business.	1:10:22	1:10:24
What business?	1:10:24	1:10:25
I say it's business that's none of your business.	1:10:25	1:10:28
Soon I'm gonna be seven, and then I can know things.	1:10:28	1:10:31
Good night, Curtis.	1:10:31	1:10:32
- Good night, Lucy. - Good night, Lucy.	1:10:32	1:10:34
What's up?	1:10:34	1:10:35
The toy Santa's completely out of control.	1:10:35	1:10:38
He's locked up the elves, shut down the workshop,	1:10:38	1:10:41
and he's gonna give the whole world coal!	1:10:41	1:10:44
How come Bernard didn't tell me?	1:10:44	1:10:45
- He's under house arrest. - Bernard?	1:10:45	1:10:47
You've got to fly back with me to save Christmas!	1:10:47	1:10:50
I can't. I have no magic left. Look.	1:10:50	1:10:52
GROANS I thought you had Comet.	1:10:52	1:10:55
Yeah, we...	1:10:55	1:10:57
- Aha! - Yes! Come on.	1:10:58	1:11:01
Hey, Comet! We just...	1:11:02	1:11:04
COMET GROANS	1:11:05	1:11:07
Comet?	1:11:07	1:11:09
Comet.	1:11:09	1:11:10
Look at me. Look at me!	1:11:13	1:11:15
Comet!	1:11:15	1:11:17
What are you doing?	1:11:19	1:11:21
You're not supposed to eat sugar, it's bad for you.	1:11:21	1:11:23
HE GRUNTS	1:11:23	1:11:25
What do you mean you didn't eat this?	1:11:25	1:11:27
HE GRUNTS	1:11:27	1:11:29
Who did?	1:11:29	1:11:30
GRUNTING A squirrel?	1:11:30	1:11:32
Well, get this, you've gotta fly both of us back to the North Pole.	1:11:34	1:11:37
GRUNTING	1:11:37	1:11:38
Uh-huh, tonight.	1:11:38	1:11:40
LOW GROAN	1:11:40	1:11:41
I'll help you up. All right? Ready? You've got to help me a bit here.	1:11:41	1:11:45
HE STRAINS	1:11:45	1:11:48
Ah! Good, good.	1:11:50	1:11:52
OK, we almost got it.	1:11:52	1:11:54
That's OK, that's OK.	1:11:54	1:11:56
Now, help me. Can you move anything?	1:11:58	1:12:01
COMET STRAINS	1:12:03	1:12:06
Fire the hole! Get away.	1:12:08	1:12:09
COMET BREAKS WIND LOUDLY	1:12:10	1:12:12
Whoa! Eat some roughage, will you?	1:12:14	1:12:17
- What about the jetpack? - It kinda burned up on re-entry.	1:12:18	1:12:23
What am I supposed to do?	1:12:25	1:12:27
Grow wings?	1:12:27	1:12:29
I hope he doesn't have too many stops to make tonight.	1:12:31	1:12:36
You and me both, pal.	1:12:36	1:12:38
OK. Let's just get it over with.	1:12:38	1:12:40
Uh, OK.	1:12:40	1:12:42
One...two...	1:12:42	1:12:45
..three!	1:12:46	1:12:48
Uhh! THUD	1:12:48	1:12:50
What's going on down there?	1:12:50	1:12:52
Are you sure about this?	1:12:52	1:12:53
What, the old toaster trick?	1:12:53	1:12:55
When we were kids, we used to do this to get extra cash.	1:12:55	1:12:59
- Works every time. - I can't watch this.	1:12:59	1:13:00
You ready, buddy?	1:13:01	1:13:02
All right. Let her rip.	1:13:02	1:13:04
One...	1:13:04	1:13:06
- two... - two...	1:13:06	1:13:08
- three! - Ooh!	1:13:08	1:13:09
Whoa! Oh! Ow!	1:13:09	1:13:12
Oh! Ooh!	1:13:12	1:13:13
Uh!	1:13:13	1:13:14
Oh, Scott!	1:13:14	1:13:17
- Scott... - Uh!	1:13:17	1:13:18
- Scott, are you all right? - Oh!	1:13:18	1:13:20
- Mom? > - Yes?	1:13:20	1:13:22
I lost another tooth. Should I put it under my pillow?	1:13:22	1:13:25
Yes!	1:13:25	1:13:26
WIND RUSHING	1:13:32	1:13:33
COIN CLINKS	1:13:44	1:13:45
Bicuspids!	1:13:55	1:13:57
- I... - Shh!	1:13:57	1:13:59
Come this way. Come on, come on.	1:13:59	1:14:01
Curtis, get the door. It's a tooth fairy ambush.	1:14:01	1:14:04
DOOR HINGES CREAKING	1:14:04	1:14:06
DOOR CLOSES	1:14:06	1:14:08
What do you want? I only carry 20 in change.	1:14:08	1:14:11
Shh! Tooth fairy, it's me - Santa.	1:14:11	1:14:13
I've lost the weight and the beard, but it's me.	1:14:13	1:14:16
I know Santa. Santa is a friend. And you, sir, are no Santa.	1:14:16	1:14:19
I am too Santa. How did I know I could capture you	1:14:19	1:14:21
by holding on to your wings?	1:14:21	1:14:23
You wanted to change your name to Captain Floss or Plaque Man,	1:14:23	1:14:27
or, as I recall, Roy.	1:14:27	1:14:28
And it was Santa's idea to call you The Molinator.	1:14:28	1:14:31
Oh.	1:14:31	1:14:33
- Who's the kid? - That's Curtis.	1:14:33	1:14:35
He's an elf. Look.	1:14:35	1:14:37
Ow.	1:14:37	1:14:39
Santa!	1:14:39	1:14:40
LAUGHS	1:14:40	1:14:42
The Molinator at your service.	1:14:42	1:14:46
CURTIS: A little altitude, please!	1:14:46	1:14:47
What?	1:14:47	1:14:48
Could you possibly fly a little higher?	1:14:48	1:14:51
Ooh! CLANG	1:14:51	1:14:52
What?! THUD	1:14:52	1:14:53
Never mind! CAR ALARM BLARING	1:14:53	1:14:56
Principal Newman?	1:15:03	1:15:05
What is it, Charlie?	1:15:05	1:15:07
You keep asking me if there's something bothering me.	1:15:07	1:15:11
Well, there is.	1:15:11	1:15:14
I...I couldn't talk about it before,	1:15:14	1:15:17
but...I want to talk about it now.	1:15:17	1:15:20
OK. Go ahead.	1:15:20	1:15:23
My dad is Santa.	1:15:23	1:15:25
Oh, please, Charlie. Not you, too.	1:15:25	1:15:27
Hold on.	1:15:27	1:15:29
If you have no feelings for my dad, then fine.	1:15:29	1:15:32
But if the only reason for not being with him	1:15:32	1:15:34
is you don't believe in him,	1:15:34	1:15:36
then you're making a big mistake.	1:15:36	1:15:38
Oh, Charlie.	1:15:38	1:15:40
Here.	1:15:40	1:15:41
I want you to take this.	1:15:43	1:15:45
Look into this	1:15:45	1:15:47
and try to remember what it was like when you were little	1:15:47	1:15:50
and you still believed in Christmas.	1:15:50	1:15:52
Seeing isn't believing.	1:16:14	1:16:17
Believing is seeing.	1:16:17	1:16:18
You haven't seen anything yet.	1:16:20	1:16:23
- Curtis? - What?!	1:16:27	1:16:28
What do I do? Slow down, slow down, slow down.	1:16:28	1:16:31
OK, OK. Piece of cake. Attaboy. There you go.	1:16:31	1:16:34
GRUNTING Why can't you fly higher?	1:16:34	1:16:36
GRUNTS	1:16:36	1:16:37
I want to thank you. I'll never forget this.	1:16:37	1:16:40
I wish I could do more, but I got to go.	1:16:40	1:16:42
Denver just started a peewee hockey league.	1:16:42	1:16:44
Before you go, I want you to know	1:16:44	1:16:45
nobody was braver than you were today.	1:16:45	1:16:48
You should be proud of your wings.	1:16:48	1:16:50
They're not too girly?	1:16:52	1:16:53
Not on you.	1:16:53	1:16:54
LAUGHING	1:16:54	1:16:56
LAUGHS	1:17:00	1:17:02
Wouldn't it be easier to go through the workshop?	1:17:03	1:17:06
That way, Santa and his soldiers would be expecting us.	1:17:06	1:17:09
Sound military strategy involves taking your enemy by surprise.	1:17:09	1:17:13
It's good strategy.	1:17:13	1:17:14
Sometimes being a despot is a tough business.	1:17:15	1:17:19
LAUGHS	1:17:19	1:17:20
Come on.	1:17:20	1:17:21
HUMMING	1:17:21	1:17:24
Here we are.	1:17:24	1:17:26
It's Scott, isn't it?	1:17:26	1:17:28
Yeah. What are you supposed to be?	1:17:28	1:17:30
A better, stronger version of what you used to be.	1:17:30	1:17:34
With a flawless complexion, I might add.	1:17:34	1:17:37
Look, it just glistens.	1:17:37	1:17:39
Listen to me - I'm back now, so untie us.	1:17:39	1:17:41
Let the elves go, and give me back the coat.	1:17:41	1:17:44
Oh, I...er...	1:17:44	1:17:47
MUMBLING	1:17:47	1:17:49
Uh, no can do!	1:17:49	1:17:50
It's Christmas Eve! I have coal to deliver!	1:17:50	1:17:52
I don't want those naughty kids to suffer.	1:17:52	1:17:55
Boys! One, two, three!	1:17:55	1:17:58
And...one, two - try to keep up.	1:17:58	1:18:01
Let's go! Move it on!	1:18:01	1:18:03
Try to -	1:18:03	1:18:04
This is just too tight.	1:18:04	1:18:06
SIGHS This is all my fault.	1:18:06	1:18:09
I thought I could create another Santa.	1:18:09	1:18:12
My elfin pride blinded me to all reason.	1:18:12	1:18:16
There's only one Santa.	1:18:16	1:18:18
Well, I've done a pretty rotten job.	1:18:18	1:18:21
I didn't check the list twice.	1:18:21	1:18:23
My kid thinks I betrayed him.	1:18:23	1:18:27
I hurt the woman I love.	1:18:27	1:18:29
I ruined Christmas.	1:18:29	1:18:32
SIGHS	1:18:33	1:18:35
Charlie! Charlie, how'd you get up here?	1:18:39	1:18:43
Get us out of this, come on.	1:18:45	1:18:47
Scott!	1:18:48	1:18:49
I got to fly in with the tooth fairy.	1:18:49	1:18:51
- Yeah. - Yeah.	1:18:51	1:18:53
- Are you OK? - Yeah.	1:18:53	1:18:54
Brush between meals and don't forget the floss.	1:18:54	1:18:58
And, if anybody cares, I'm exhausted.	1:18:58	1:19:00
And she has a beautiful smile.	1:19:00	1:19:04
Thank you for everything, my friend.	1:19:04	1:19:06
No, thank you.	1:19:06	1:19:08
I am... The Molinator!	1:19:08	1:19:11
LAUGHING	1:19:11	1:19:13
Whoo!	1:19:14	1:19:16
I need some help. Come on!	1:19:16	1:19:18
CHILDREN SHOUTING	1:19:18	1:19:20
Hyah!	1:19:33	1:19:34
WHISTLES	1:19:45	1:19:47
GASPS	1:19:47	1:19:49
INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS	1:19:49	1:19:50
What are you doing?	1:19:50	1:19:52
You got to save Christmas.	1:19:52	1:19:53
How am I supposed to save...?	1:19:53	1:19:55
IMITATING FANFARE	1:19:55	1:19:56
HOOVES SCREECHING AND CLATTERING	1:19:56	1:19:58
- No, no, no, no. - Don't worry.	1:19:58	1:20:01
GRUNTS	1:20:01	1:20:02
ALL: Whoa!	1:20:02	1:20:05
Slow down. Whoa. Whoa, whoa.	1:20:05	1:20:08
Stay, stay. Whoa, whoa, whoa.	1:20:08	1:20:09
Aaaaaahhhhhh!	1:20:09	1:20:11
Oh!	1:20:11	1:20:12
ALL: Ooh!	1:20:12	1:20:14
GRUNTING: Oh, Chet did a no-no.	1:20:14	1:20:16
Oh. Ouch. Ow! Oh! Oh!	1:20:16	1:20:19
Oh! Oh!	1:20:19	1:20:20
Thanks.	1:20:20	1:20:21
Excuse me, Porkchop.	1:20:21	1:20:23
OK, Chet, this is it. You ready to rock'n'roll?	1:20:23	1:20:26
Chet?	1:20:26	1:20:27
Yeah. He's still in training.	1:20:27	1:20:29
How much flight time has he had?	1:20:29	1:20:31
About a minute and a half.	1:20:31	1:20:33
Hey, but he's had a lot of crash time.	1:20:33	1:20:35
- Curtis. - He's just a baby.	1:20:35	1:20:38
All right. Let's see what this baby can do, all right?	1:20:38	1:20:43
I'm ready to go, buddy.	1:20:43	1:20:44
You know what we got to do.	1:20:44	1:20:46
Hyah!	1:20:46	1:20:48
GRUNTING	1:20:48	1:20:49
CROWD CHEERING	1:20:49	1:20:51
Oh, oh, oh, oh! Chet, Chet!	1:20:51	1:20:54
CHET GRUNT AND GIGGLES	1:20:54	1:20:55
Chet, you got to focus, Chet.	1:20:55	1:20:59
CHEERING CONTINUES	1:20:59	1:21:02
OK! OK, everybody! Outside now!	1:21:02	1:21:05
ALL SHOUTING	1:21:05	1:21:07
Climb up there, boys. Let's go!	1:21:07	1:21:10
LAUGHS	1:21:10	1:21:11
Chet, Chet! Whoa, whoa!	1:21:13	1:21:14
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!	1:21:14	1:21:16
SHOUTING CONTINUES	1:21:16	1:21:18
SHOUTING STOPS	1:21:26	1:21:28
Snowballs on three!	1:21:30	1:21:33
One...	1:21:33	1:21:34
..two...	1:21:36	1:21:39
..three!	1:21:43	1:21:45
SHOUTING	1:21:45	1:21:47
METAL CLANKING	1:21:47	1:21:48
SHOUTING STOPS	1:21:59	1:22:01
OK, elves.	1:22:03	1:22:05
Let's get 'em!	1:22:05	1:22:07
ALL SHOUTING	1:22:07	1:22:08
N-n-not so far!	1:22:13	1:22:14
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Chet!	1:22:14	1:22:16
Whoo!	1:22:16	1:22:17
Back for more action, eh, scooter?	1:22:17	1:22:19
Chet! Chet!	1:22:19	1:22:20
LAUGHS	1:22:20	1:22:21
CHET: I'm faster than you!	1:22:21	1:22:23
Cut the chitchat, Chet!	1:22:23	1:22:25
Why is this such a problem? Come on!	1:22:25	1:22:28
Where do you think you're going, Scott?	1:22:28	1:22:30
Go, go!	1:22:30	1:22:31
Hyah, boys! Come on!	1:22:31	1:22:32
Hi, guys! CHET GIGGLES	1:22:32	1:22:34
Faster!	1:22:34	1:22:35
The lead, the lead. The one in the front, Chet.	1:22:36	1:22:39
Leave my reindeer alone!	1:22:39	1:22:41
Go, go! REINDEER BREAKS WIND	1:22:41	1:22:44
Come on! We got to get 'em before they get out the hole.	1:22:44	1:22:47
Stay away from my lead reindeer.	1:22:47	1:22:49
Aah!	1:22:49	1:22:51
IMITATING FANFARE	1:22:51	1:22:52
Whoo!	1:22:52	1:22:53
Oh! And he's an action hero(!)	1:22:53	1:22:56
LAUGHS: Hyah!	1:22:56	1:22:58
SHOUTING	1:23:07	1:23:09
BOING!	1:23:13	1:23:14
BOING!	1:23:14	1:23:16
BOING!	1:23:16	1:23:18
What the heck are you doing up there?	1:23:18	1:23:21
I can't see where I'm driving.	1:23:21	1:23:23
Uhhh! Oh!	1:23:23	1:23:25
You are a sad, strange little man.	1:23:25	1:23:27
Whoa!	1:23:27	1:23:29
You're gonna fall...I hope.	1:23:31	1:23:33
SCOTT GROANS TOY SANTA LAUGHS	1:23:33	1:23:34
That's a good way to lose an eye.	1:23:34	1:23:37
LAUGHS	1:23:37	1:23:38
Oh! Oh! Oh!	1:23:38	1:23:40
Look out!	1:23:40	1:23:41
You're scaring me!	1:23:41	1:23:42
Can I help you?	1:23:49	1:23:50
Honey, I'm home!	1:23:50	1:23:53
Whoa! Oh! Oh!	1:23:53	1:23:55
TOY SANTA LAUGHS	1:23:55	1:23:58
Loser!	1:23:58	1:24:00
Aah!	1:24:00	1:24:01
No!	1:24:01	1:24:02
Oh!	1:24:04	1:24:05
SCOTT: Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!	1:24:05	1:24:07
SHOUTING	1:24:07	1:24:09
LAUGHTER	1:24:19	1:24:22
Aaaaahhhhh!	1:24:25	1:24:29
Aaaaaahhhhhh!	1:24:29	1:24:30
CABLE WHIRRING	1:24:30	1:24:31
SHOUTING CONTINUES	1:24:36	1:24:38
LAUGHING	1:24:47	1:24:49
Aah! Hey! I'm supposed to wear this coat.	1:24:50	1:24:52
How 'bout a little elbow for you?	1:24:52	1:24:54
Ow!	1:24:54	1:24:55
That's got to feel good.	1:24:55	1:24:57
You want the shoe, take it off.	1:24:57	1:24:59
Come on!	1:24:59	1:25:00
MUTTERING	1:25:00	1:25:03
Wait a minute!	1:25:03	1:25:04
- Huh?! - Huh?!	1:25:05	1:25:07
What are you gonna do now, smarty-pants?	1:25:07	1:25:10
SCOTT: Watch out! Uh, er, the building! Aah! Aah!	1:25:11	1:25:14
TOY SANTA: Oh, well. The town will break the fall.	1:25:14	1:25:17
SHOUTING	1:25:17	1:25:19
Oh! Aah! Aah!	1:25:20	1:25:22
Look out! Oh!	1:25:22	1:25:23
BOING! BOING!	1:25:23	1:25:24
Try and stop me!	1:25:26	1:25:28
Whoa! Ow! Ow! Uh!	1:25:31	1:25:34
SHOUTING Get off of me!	1:25:34	1:25:37
Now, remember, rules are very important.	1:25:37	1:25:39
I want hot chocolate.	1:25:39	1:25:41
SCOTT: Hey, guys, back up.	1:25:41	1:25:43
I've got a very special place for him.	1:25:43	1:25:45
TOY SANTA: Let me out of here! You kids!	1:25:45	1:25:47
Wait a minute. Something's shocking me.	1:25:47	1:25:49
- Dad, you were great. - You were pretty good, too.	1:25:49	1:25:52
- Where's Carol? - Scott! >	1:25:52	1:25:54
- Carol, are you all right? - Where are you going?	1:25:54	1:25:57
It's Christmastime. I got to deliver gifts.	1:25:57	1:26:00
Aren't you forgetting something?	1:26:00	1:26:02
- No. - You got to get married.	1:26:02	1:26:03
Excuse me?	1:26:03	1:26:05
Carol, I, er...	1:26:08	1:26:10
I cannot continue being Santa... unless I find a Mrs Claus.	1:26:10	1:26:15
INHALES SHARPLY Oh.	1:26:15	1:26:17
So that's what the whole noodles-and-pie thing -	1:26:17	1:26:20
you just needed to find a wife.	1:26:20	1:26:22
- No. - No?	1:26:22	1:26:24
Yes.	1:26:24	1:26:26
Yes?	1:26:26	1:26:28
Yes, I was looking for a wife.	1:26:28	1:26:30
No, I didn't figure on falling...in love.	1:26:30	1:26:34
You love me?	1:26:37	1:26:39
This is all happening so fast.	1:26:41	1:26:44
Well, there's no pressure.	1:26:44	1:26:46
INHALES DEEPLY Good.	1:26:46	1:26:47
I mean, if I don't get married, I just won't deliver the gifts.	1:26:47	1:26:51
And...children everywhere will stop believing.	1:26:51	1:26:55
The elves will lose their jobs,	1:26:55	1:26:57
The North Pole will disappear, and Christmas will be gone.	1:26:57	1:27:00
(Get down on one knee.)	1:27:04	1:27:06
(Do it. Now!)	1:27:06	1:27:08
Say, "Carol."	1:27:11	1:27:13
Carol.	1:27:15	1:27:16
Uh...yeah?	1:27:16	1:27:18
(You say this is happening all so fast...)	1:27:18	1:27:23
You say this is happening all so fast...	1:27:23	1:27:25
(But you've known me your whole life.)	1:27:25	1:27:29
But you've known me your whole life.	1:27:29	1:27:31
(When you were little and alone...)	1:27:31	1:27:33
When you were little and alone...	1:27:33	1:27:35
- Santa... - Santa... I can take it from here.	1:27:35	1:27:38
Santa was always there for you.	1:27:38	1:27:40
And I will be there for you as long as you believe in me.	1:27:40	1:27:43
I know I'm asking you to leave everything at home,	1:27:43	1:27:45
but I can guarantee you that this is worth it.	1:27:45	1:27:48
This place...	1:27:48	1:27:50
This place is all about magic and love and wonder...	1:27:50	1:27:56
And, occasionally, a thin-crust pizza	1:27:56	1:28:00
and a movie on a long winter night.	1:28:00	1:28:04
Is there a school here?	1:28:04	1:28:05
We have one.	1:28:08	1:28:09
A school - the elves - we need a new principal.	1:28:09	1:28:12
cos as of late,	1:28:12	1:28:14
some of the elves have been acting a bit impish.	1:28:14	1:28:17
Carol...	1:28:21	1:28:23
- I love you. - You do?	1:28:25	1:28:28
Would you be my wife?	1:28:28	1:28:30
(I will.)	1:28:32	1:28:33
(Thank you. I've got it from here.)	1:28:34	1:28:36
I will.	1:28:41	1:28:43
By the powers vested in me, by me...	1:28:48	1:28:51
..I now pronounce you, Santa...	1:28:53	1:28:55
..and Mrs Claus.	1:28:55	1:28:57
Well, go on, now.	1:29:00	1:29:02
Kiss her.	1:29:02	1:29:03
ALL: Aw!	1:29:09	1:29:12
CLOCK CHIMES	1:29:15	1:29:17
GURGLING	1:29:17	1:29:20
CHEERING	1:29:20	1:29:22
Dad, we got to go.	1:29:32	1:29:34
We got to go. Walk me to my sleigh.	1:29:34	1:29:36
Watch out. We got to go.	1:29:36	1:29:38
Get back and start making some more toys.	1:29:38	1:29:40
All right.	1:29:45	1:29:47
Well, Mrs Claus,	1:29:47	1:29:48
You might want to get some rest.	1:29:48	1:29:50
You see, tomorrow begins vacation season for me,	1:29:50	1:29:53
which means a three-month honeymoon for us.	1:29:53	1:29:56
LAUGHS	1:29:56	1:29:58
Ah, nothing tropical.	1:29:58	1:29:59
You do not want to see this in a speedo.	1:29:59	1:30:02
Don't be home too late.	1:30:02	1:30:04
And so it begins.	1:30:05	1:30:08
Boys, we've got some toys to deliver.	1:30:08	1:30:09
Hyah!	1:30:09	1:30:11
SHOUTING	1:30:11	1:30:13
HOOFBEATS	1:30:19	1:30:21
DOOR HINGES CREAKING	1:30:24	1:30:26
(Lucy.)	1:30:33	1:30:34
What, Charlie?	1:30:35	1:30:37
Come downstairs with me.	1:30:37	1:30:39
I want you to see something.	1:30:39	1:30:40
Lucy. Watch this.	1:30:50	1:30:53
Oh!	1:31:00	1:31:01
Uncle Scott?	1:31:09	1:31:11
Do you have any twos?	1:31:15	1:31:16
Go fish! You are Santa!	1:31:16	1:31:19
I knew it was you all along.	1:31:19	1:31:22
And you were right.	1:31:22	1:31:23
Uncle Scott...	1:31:23	1:31:25
You look all rosy. Are you feeling better?	1:31:25	1:31:28
I'm feeling much, much better.	1:31:28	1:31:30
Is there anything else I should know about?	1:31:30	1:31:33
I don't know. But, you know,	1:31:33	1:31:35
I think Charlie has something he wants to tell you.	1:31:35	1:31:37
OK.	1:31:37	1:31:38
You know, Lucy, I was exactly your age	1:31:40	1:31:43
when I found out my dad was Santa,	1:31:43	1:31:45
- but I couldn't tell anybody. - I can't tell anybody either?	1:31:45	1:31:48
No. But knowing it isn't a burden.	1:31:48	1:31:51
It's a gift.	1:31:52	1:31:53
Most kids stop believing in Santa when they grow up,	1:31:55	1:31:58
but I get to believe in him forever.	1:31:58	1:32:00
I love you, Charlie. Thank you.	1:32:00	1:32:03
But do I still get toys?	1:32:09	1:32:10
If you ever get to bed and go to sleep like the other kids.	1:32:10	1:32:14
Oh, OK.	1:32:14	1:32:16
Merry Christmas, Lucy.	1:32:16	1:32:18
Merry Christmas, Santa.	1:32:18	1:32:20
Sport, I got to fly.	1:32:20	1:32:23
WIND RUSHING	1:32:23	1:32:26
HOOFBEATS	1:32:29	1:32:31
Come on.	1:32:31	1:32:32
Easy, boys, easy.	1:32:38	1:32:40
CHET GROANING	1:32:40	1:32:41
And you're getting it, Chet.	1:32:41	1:32:43
GRUNTING	1:32:54	1:32:56
Look, Charlie!	1:32:56	1:32:59
Merry Christmas, Comet!	1:32:59	1:33:01
SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING	1:33:05	1:33:07
All right, boys!	1:33:07	1:33:08
Hyah! Ho ho ho!	1:33:10	1:33:12
Hyah!	1:33:12	1:33:15
Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night!	1:33:15	1:33:19
REINDEER GRUNTING	1:33:19	1:33:21
They're all in a straight line, Chet!	1:33:21	1:33:23
Chet! CHET GIGGLES	1:33:23	1:33:25
Chet!!	1:33:25	1:33:27
SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING	1:33:36	1:33:38
Music: "Everybody Loves Christmas" by Eddie Money	1:33:38	1:33:41
It's 'round the corner now.	1:33:41	1:33:43
Don't you love it?	1:33:44	1:33:45
All right.	1:33:46	1:33:47
# Everybody loves Christmas	1:33:49	1:33:52
# Everybody has fun	1:33:52	1:33:54
# The time of the year, the holiday cheer	1:33:55	1:33:58
# A good time for everyone	1:33:58	1:34:00
# Everybody loves Christmas	1:34:00	1:34:03
# I'm counting the ways	1:34:03	1:34:06
# You'll know when it's almost here	1:34:06	1:34:09
# On Christmas day	1:34:09	1:34:12
# Christmas day... #	1:34:12	1:34:14
Music: "Santa Claus lane" by Hilary Duff	1:34:14	1:34:18
# I remember last Christmas Eve... #	1:34:18	1:34:21
Hey!	1:34:21	1:34:22
# Something happened that I couldn't believe... #	1:34:22	1:34:24
What the heck are we doing out here?	1:34:24	1:34:26
# I went for a walk as the snow came down	1:34:26	1:34:30
# And when it stopped... #	1:34:30	1:34:31
If we're gonna dance, dance like this.	1:34:31	1:34:34
All of us.	1:34:34	1:34:35
Everybody, you idiot!	1:34:35	1:34:38
Hey, lady! What's this?	1:34:40	1:34:43
Ever seen a toy do this?	1:34:43	1:34:45
Ha-ha-ha!	1:34:46	1:34:48
Where are you going?	1:34:48	1:34:49
Subtitles by the National Captioning Institute	1:34:49	1:34:52

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