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-Want gas, mister? -Yeah, fill it up. -Help yourself. I gotta close up. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:59 | |
Do you know how to get to Blackbeard's Inn? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
-I'm going there. I'll show you, if you give me a lift. -You're on. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:07 | |
-Staying at the inn? -Yep. -Mostly old ladies live there. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:12 | |
Salesmen going through like to stay at Ye Jolly Roger, down in town. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:18 | |
-I'm the new track coach at Godolphin College. -Glad to know you. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:24 | |
I'm Gudger Larkin. I'm captain of your track squad. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
Small world! Let's see... I'd guess you were a sprinter. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:32 | |
No, sir! I'm as slow as molasses in January. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
-Can you give me a hand, Coach? -Oh, yeah. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
What IS your event, Larkin? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
-The shot put. -The weight man's usually the strongest on the team! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:54 | |
Yes, sir. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
-That's the inn. -Did the pirate build it? -Sure. He got killed in a battle in the bay. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:09 | |
-I must brush up on local history. -The old ladies who run the inn are descendants of Blackbeard's crew. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:16 | |
"Buccaneer Bazaar. Help save the inn." What does that mean? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:30 | |
Some guy wants the inn torn down, but the old ladies are fighting it. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:35 | |
Have they started to tear it down already(?) | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
It's built of timbers of ships wrecked in the bay. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
-You can park over there. -All right. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
CAR SCREECHES TO A HALT | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
What's that all about? | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
Hey, buddy, I... | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
That's Silky Seymour. He runs the gambling around here. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
-What's he doing here? -He bought the old ladies' mortgage. Unless they come up with the loot, they're out. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:19 | |
-Seymour gets everything he wants around here, huh? -Just about. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
THE BAND PLAYS SHANTY | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
Have you seen Miss Stowecroft? This man has a reservation. She's telling fortunes. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:57 | |
Dean Wheaton? What? Meet our new track coach... | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
Steve Walker. I'm to report to you. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:05 | |
Welcome to Godolphin. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
I don't want to be negative, but I was against replacing our former coach, when he left so informally. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:14 | |
The track team has done little to add lustre to Godolphin, so why go on with it? | 0:06:14 | 0:06:20 | |
I'm sorry to hear that... | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
But we've been in the Broxton Relays for years. The alumni insisted on one more try. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:29 | |
It's not long till the Relays, but I hope to restore your confidence. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:36 | |
I never had any. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
Before the warmth of the dean's reception goes to my head, I think I'll get a room. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:47 | |
OK, Coach. See you tomorrow. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Gudger? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
What DID happen to the other track coach? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
I dunno. He got to acting real weird - talking to himself, real down in the chops. | 0:06:56 | 0:07:03 | |
One day, he just disappeared. Just...he was gone. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
Goodnight, Gudger. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
Night, Coach. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
< Mr Walker? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
-This is Mr Purvis, our football coach, whom you must know by reputation. -Who doesn't? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:30 | |
We're very fortunate. Mr Purvis produces winning football teams, | 0:07:30 | 0:07:35 | |
which in turn produce gratifyingly large endowments from proud alumni. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:40 | |
Mr Walker is the new coach of what we refer to as the track team. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:45 | |
The track team(!) | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
-You won't last three weeks. Take my word for it. -If you don't mind, I'd like to find out for myself. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:57 | |
A word of advice. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
-At Godolphin, the name of the game is football. -Football... | 0:07:59 | 0:08:04 | |
Don't get any big ideas. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Wouldn't dream of it. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
I'm sure Mr Walker will acclimatise. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Track team(!) | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
SHE SINGS, TRANCE-LIKE | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
Miss Stowecroft? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
Sit down, Ishmael. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
No, my name's Walker. A room was arranged for me by the college. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
You know? Living accommodation. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
We accommodate the living, but who shall accommodate the dead? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:41 | |
Give me your hand. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
I don't want my fortune told. ..Just a room, Miss Stowecroft. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:51 | |
AAAGH! | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
There's revelation here. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Dark deeds. Things roused up that were better left to rot. | 0:08:55 | 0:09:00 | |
If you tell me where the keys are... | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
Hold! There's more to the revelation. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
-We see good here, too. -Oh, that's good. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
Happiness and content for Godolphin, delivered from an ancient evil. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:16 | |
And gratitude to you, Ishmael, who have sacrificed your own life in their delivery. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:23 | |
Now the light fades. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
That is all. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
-About the room... -That's all. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
You may leave an honorarium for the care of the spirits on your way out. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:43 | |
SHE BEGINS TO SING AGAIN | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Thank you. Come again. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
Hi! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:02 | |
-What's the big idea? -Kisses one buck. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
I don't work here. Can't you read? I'm executive committee. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
I work here. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
Well, now. So you do! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
That's what I call a good dollar kiss. Value for money! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
Would you hold this a minute? | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
-Would you like to try the five dollar special? -Five dollar special. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:39 | |
May I have my badge? ..Thank you. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
I'm terribly sorry. Only one to a customer. ..Excuse me. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:57 | |
-Miss Stowecroft! If I could get that room now. -Ishmael! Come along, the auction is about to begin. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:09 | |
Ladies and gentlemen of Godolphin and neighbouring community, | 0:11:13 | 0:11:18 | |
you know the purpose of this bazaar. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
The Daughters Of The Buccaneers took over this ruin years ago and turned it into a cultural landmark. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:28 | |
They served tea, cooked dinners, turned part of it into a boarding house...anything to keep it going. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:36 | |
But that's not enough. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
And unless enough money is raised tonight, | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
their home will pass into the hands of strangers. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:47 | |
So, when Miss Stowecroft begins to auction off | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
the treasured mementos, the fine antiques and heirlooms that the ladies have donated to the cause, | 0:11:51 | 0:11:59 | |
I beg you to search your hearts | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
and to bid cheerfully, boldly and very, very generously. Thank you. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:09 | |
Miss Stowecroft. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Thank you, Professor Baker. ..Lot number one. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:18 | |
A fine antique pistol, which has been in the family of Miss Emily Jeffrey, | 0:12:18 | 0:12:25 | |
president of the Daughters Of The Buccaneers, for many years. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:30 | |
- 1. - Can't we do better than that? Who'll give me 20? | 0:12:30 | 0:12:37 | |
Do I hear... | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
20? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
The gentleman in the back just waved. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:45 | |
The gentleman says 20. Who'll give me 30? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:49 | |
30! > | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
35! | 0:12:51 | 0:12:52 | |
40! | 0:12:52 | 0:12:53 | |
50!> < 60! 70! > | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
Do I hear 80? | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
80! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:00 | |
100! | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
100 bid. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
Do I hear 110? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
Professor Baker, how about your nice young man in back? | 0:13:08 | 0:13:13 | |
He just backed into his shell. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
Very well. 100 once! | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
100 twice! | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
Sold! | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
All right. Move in. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
100. Thank you. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
You got taken, buddy. This is a fake. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:35 | |
Take my advice. Don't bid on anything else. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:39 | |
The warming pan is fake, too? | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
It's tourist junk. Mr Seymour don't like you to throw your money away. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:49 | |
This bed warmer is believed to have been the property of Alditha Teach, | 0:13:49 | 0:13:55 | |
tenth wife of our dear Captain Blackbeard. | 0:13:55 | 0:14:00 | |
If you wanna bid, go ahead. But I don't think Mr Seymour would like it. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:06 | |
Mrs Sackie, how about starting the bidding? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
No, thanks. I...I don't think so. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
- How about you, Mr Finch? - Oh, er, no. No, thank you. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:20 | |
Mr Harrison, you opened the bidding for us... | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
This pistol's enough for me. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Oh...well... No-one opened bidding on this magnificent item. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:32 | |
-5. -Well, thank you. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
10. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
Mr Purvis, our football coach, bids 10. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:46 | |
Fifteen. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
-20. -25. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
-30. -35. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
50. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
-Er, 55. -60! -65. -70! -..5. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
100. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
As we all know, Mr Virgil Purvis, our football coach, doesn't like to lose. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:08 | |
He very generously bid 100. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
It's just an opinion, but I wouldn't bid any more, if I were you. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:16 | |
Why is that? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
No reason. I don't want you to, that's all. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:22 | |
Oh. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
200! | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
200 once... 200 twice... | 0:15:26 | 0:15:30 | |
Sold to the nice, young gentleman in back. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:34 | |
Now we're really rolling. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
Excuse me. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Here we have a fascinating piece from colonial times. The clock... | 0:15:41 | 0:15:46 | |
-New around here, aren't you? -Yeah. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:52 | |
-Just passing through? -Nope. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
-Might stick around a while? -Might. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
Thank you. > | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
We'll see each other again. Goodnight. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:04 | |
-Hi. -Hi. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
-How d'you make out? -Better than we expected. -No problem, then? | 0:16:13 | 0:16:19 | |
We still have 38,000 to give Mr Seymour by the 1st of the month. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:24 | |
Why is Mr Seymour so anxious to get his hands on this property? | 0:16:24 | 0:16:29 | |
I'll show you on the map. This is the island we're on. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:33 | |
In Blackbeard's time, the river flowed this way, and the inn was part of the mainland. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:43 | |
80 years ago, the river changed its course, isolating the inn from the mainland. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:50 | |
So, no-one's clarified the island's legal jurisdiction. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:55 | |
That's where Mr Seymour comes in. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
Tear down the inn. Put up a casino. And the law can't bother him. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:03 | |
Thank you for what you did tonight. You know, without you, we wouldn't have had much of an auction. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:11 | |
I just kept bidding because it made you smile. I like that smile. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:17 | |
Jo Anne! Aren't you rea...? I've been waiting to drive you home. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
Excuse me. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
-Goodnight. -Goodnight. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
I'm going to put you in his room. I'm sure he won't mind. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:35 | |
-He? -Captain Blackbeard. -Oh. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:39 | |
This looks out to the river and to the upper bay. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:44 | |
The captain used to stand here for hours with his spyglass, studying the ships moving in and out. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:51 | |
He'd pick out the one he liked. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
Then he'd come here, to this very table. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:58 | |
With his men, he'd plan how to seize it. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:02 | |
Thank you, Miss Stowecroft. You must be anxious to get to bed... | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
Sometimes when he's in a bad mood, | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
or feeling lonely, we hear him thumping around, | 0:18:09 | 0:18:13 | |
breaking glasses and bottles, trying so hard to communicate with us. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:19 | |
I suppose we should all be very angry with him for all that noise. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:24 | |
But, you know, it isn't his fault, poor man. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
-Whose fault is it? -..Alditha's, of course. -Who? | 0:18:28 | 0:18:34 | |
Number Ten. The captain's last wife but one. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
The one your warming pan belonged to. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
-Well, good... -Alditha was a witch. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:47 | |
She never forgave the captain for denouncing her to the authorities. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:52 | |
When they were burning her at the stake, she put a curse on him. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:57 | |
As the flames crept higher and higher, | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
she screeched her dying words, "Edward Teach, known as Blackbeard, | 0:19:00 | 0:19:05 | |
"when you come to die, may your body and soul be racked between this world and the next, | 0:19:05 | 0:19:13 | |
"always to be alone. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
"May this curse hold fast and true! May you dwell forever more in limbo, | 0:19:16 | 0:19:22 | |
"or until such time as there be found in you, most wicked of all villains... | 0:19:22 | 0:19:30 | |
"..some spark of human goodness." | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
Goodnight, Mr Walker. Sleep well. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
The dining room will be open for breakfast at 7.30am. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:47 | |
Please be prompt. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
CRUNCHING SOUND | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
Oh, no. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
200 bucks. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
Alditha Teach. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
So the thing DID belong to her. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
Well, now. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
"A spell to turn your enemy into a spotted toad." | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
"A spell to turn mercury to gold." | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
I wonder if there's a spell to make a track team out of a pig's ear! | 0:20:45 | 0:20:50 | |
"A spell to bring to your eyes and ears one who is bound in limbo." | 0:20:51 | 0:20:57 | |
How about that? Limbo. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
"Kree kruh | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
"vergo gebba kalto kree!" | 0:21:02 | 0:21:06 | |
CLAP OF THUNDER | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
Purses...pirates...malarkey. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
Blackbeard, himself, was a phoney. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
He was probably a chicken-livered pipsqueak who built up a reputation, scaring old women and children. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:39 | |
Chicken-livered pipsqueak, is it? | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
A remark, spoke slighting like that, could raise a man's blood. Could it not? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:51 | |
I've been on the road since five. I'm just tired. Nothing to eat. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:56 | |
Miss Stowecroft gassed me up with pirate stories. I'm just tired. | 0:21:56 | 0:22:01 | |
Boy, am I tired! | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
-I don't think you're real. I don't think that sword is real. I'm gonna walk right through it. -Try it, mate. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:12 | |
Ow! | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
It's real. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
-Who called me out? -What? -Who invoked me? | 0:22:21 | 0:22:25 | |
Have I...? | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
Alditha's writing! Ugh! | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
Alditha done it. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:42 | |
"Beware," cried me shipmates, "that girl, she be a true witch!" | 0:22:42 | 0:22:47 | |
And I paid no heed. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
Oh, Alditha, to do that to your legal-spoke husband. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:54 | |
-The story is, Blackbeard had her burned. -Eh?! | 0:22:55 | 0:22:59 | |
I never put a taper to her. Never! | 0:22:59 | 0:23:03 | |
I might have keelhauled a wife or two, or walked one off the end of the plank. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:09 | |
But I never did it for spite, never for spite. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:13 | |
I might have done it out of jest, to keep me shipmates' spirits up. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:18 | |
Now to real business. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
-Where d'you stow it? -What? -Your rum! | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
I don't drink. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
Don't drink?! | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
Ship's stores... Have to seek succour there. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:38 | |
Mistress Stowecroft, your humble servant...servant. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:59 | |
# A bottle of rum No glasses are left | 0:24:05 | 0:24:09 | |
# I'll drink from a bottle with you Hum dee fiddle-de-dee! Hum da-da-da-da! # | 0:24:09 | 0:24:16 | |
You don't know what you're missing, son. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:20 | |
-She didn't see you. -Huh? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
-She didn't even hear you. -Why should she? | 0:24:22 | 0:24:26 | |
I'm a kind of a ghost. In limbo. Twixt this world and the next. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:31 | |
Beholden to that spell which brings me to your eyes only. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:36 | |
You mean, no-one can see you, except me? | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
That's about the shape of it, son. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
And that's why I'll be sailing alongside of you. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:46 | |
Wheresoever thou goeth, there also will I go. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:51 | |
Let's drink to that. Sure you don't want to freshen your spleen? | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
Let's get this straight. I want nothing to do with you. | 0:24:55 | 0:25:00 | |
I'm gonna go to bed, and you can go back into the woodwork. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:06 | |
Blackbeard don't take kindly to them sort of insinnuendos. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:11 | |
I don't care for YOUR gib, neither. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
If I were to lay this course, I'd choose myself a hearty companion, with a little blood on his sleeve | 0:25:13 | 0:25:20 | |
and a predilection for rum, song and the occasional wench. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:26 | |
But what have I got? I've got a shindly little beanrake. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:31 | |
-Now, wait... -With the shakes and the whimpers. -What do you mean? | 0:25:31 | 0:25:36 | |
Doesn't even want to join me in a drink! | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
We're stuck with one another. The cruise may well be a long one, so you'd better make the best of it. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:47 | |
And I take this opportunity of bidding you a very good night. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:52 | |
Hey! | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
Wait a minute! Get off of my bed! | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
-Your bed? -My bed! -MY BED! | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
I captured it from a Portuguese trader. I spitted him clean and sweet against the headboard. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:10 | |
Don't rush me. ..There it is. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
There's your Portuguese, what's left of him. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
If you think I'm sleeping on the floor, you're wrong! | 0:26:16 | 0:26:21 | |
Welcome aboard! And drop your hook. Don't ever let it be said that old Teach was inhospitable. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:29 | |
All I ask is to be able to get to sleep, because I know... | 0:26:29 | 0:26:34 | |
I know when I wake up, none of this will have ever happened. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:41 | |
HE SINGS DROWSILY | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
# There were 9 and 20 Spanish lads A-pulling on the sheets... # | 0:26:48 | 0:26:53 | |
HE SNORES | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
Up the Jolly Roger! | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
Wind freshening? Aye. Hoist it again. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
Hey, Portuguese! It's your daughter I'm after, senhor, not your bed. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:22 | |
We meet again! | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
Pick up your weapon, sir. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
Take my regards to the King of Spain. ..Aaagh! | 0:27:39 | 0:27:43 | |
Bellamy! ..Aaagh! | 0:27:48 | 0:27:52 | |
That is it. ..That is absolutely it! | 0:27:53 | 0:27:58 | |
Figment of my imagination or not, he can have his room and his BED! | 0:27:58 | 0:28:04 | |
I don't need it. I'm going to the Ye Jolly Roger Motel, where the salesmen go. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:10 | |
Well, nothing like a little fresh air to straighten you out. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:27 | |
For a while there, I almost believed there WAS a pirate. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:32 | |
Oh, no. ..You're back, right? | 0:28:36 | 0:28:39 | |
That's about the measure of it. There's no way of being rid of dear old Blackbeard. | 0:28:40 | 0:28:47 | |
That's great. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:49 | |
I couldn't have an ordinary ghost on my hands. I've got a rummy. A big, ugly, booze-soaked rummy. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:56 | |
There be no call to put the fuddler's name on your new-found shipmate. | 0:28:56 | 0:29:03 | |
Look... | 0:29:03 | 0:29:05 | |
I've been very lonely, see. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:09 | |
I'm just an old hulk, wrecked on a lee shore. | 0:29:09 | 0:29:14 | |
All my shipmates gone. No-one to listen to me no more. | 0:29:14 | 0:29:19 | |
You don't care for me. That's plain as print. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:23 | |
Shut up, will you? Just, just shut up! | 0:29:23 | 0:29:27 | |
-You wouldn't have a handkerchief on your person? -No, I don't. | 0:29:29 | 0:29:35 | |
-You must. -Keep your hands to yourself. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:38 | |
HE SOBS | 0:29:38 | 0:29:41 | |
-What manner of craft be this we're cruising in? -What? | 0:29:46 | 0:29:51 | |
-This craft? -An automobile. | 0:29:51 | 0:29:53 | |
-Eh? -AN AUTOMOBILE! -Oh, automatonism. | 0:29:53 | 0:29:57 | |
-Yes, automaton. -Hey, sit down! | 0:29:57 | 0:30:01 | |
It's propelled by some kind of animal. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:04 | |
-What are you doing?! -I've a mind to be at the helm. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:09 | |
You've another mind coming. You'll kill us! | 0:30:09 | 0:30:12 | |
Take your hands of the spokes! | 0:30:12 | 0:30:16 | |
I'll take that wheel! | 0:30:16 | 0:30:19 | |
-I haven't finished my turn. -Let go! | 0:30:19 | 0:30:22 | |
-It's my turn! -Get your hands off the wheel. | 0:30:22 | 0:30:26 | |
-I'll soon show it who's master. -No, no! | 0:30:26 | 0:30:30 | |
Through the breakers, boy! Hoist the main braces! Stand by to wear ship now. | 0:30:35 | 0:30:42 | |
Take your foot off of my gas! | 0:30:42 | 0:30:45 | |
Look out! | 0:30:45 | 0:30:48 | |
The mast! | 0:30:50 | 0:30:52 | |
Policeman! | 0:30:54 | 0:30:57 | |
DOG BARKS | 0:30:57 | 0:30:59 | |
Let go! | 0:30:59 | 0:31:01 | |
I'll give you the wheel later. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:05 | |
You've done it now, you dummy! | 0:31:08 | 0:31:11 | |
Steer it around. ..And overboard! | 0:31:15 | 0:31:19 | |
Your driver's licence, please. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:28 | |
-Who's the popinjay? -(Will you stay out of this?) | 0:31:29 | 0:31:34 | |
I see we've been out getting our nose wet tonight. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:41 | |
-I don't drink. -And what is that on the seat beside you? | 0:31:41 | 0:31:47 | |
-It looks like rum. -May I have it, please? | 0:31:49 | 0:31:52 | |
I believe you're right. It IS a bottle of rum. | 0:31:58 | 0:32:03 | |
Let the swab find his own rum. | 0:32:03 | 0:32:06 | |
Will you give me this bottle and stop making a nuisance of yourself? | 0:32:06 | 0:32:11 | |
-I'll take charge of that bottle. -Let go of the bottle, idiot! -No need for epithets. I'm only doing my job. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:19 | |
Destruction of the evidence isn't gonna help you. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:23 | |
This be the foulest crime of all. Wasting good spirits. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:28 | |
Thunder displaces me blood! | 0:32:28 | 0:32:30 | |
No! Don't do it! | 0:32:30 | 0:32:33 | |
No need to get emotional. You had the fun. Now take the consequences. | 0:32:33 | 0:32:39 | |
All right, lad. I shan't harm him. But this gentleman needs a lesson in manners. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:45 | |
Plain to see you're starting to come apart at the seams. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:50 | |
Edgy, twitchy, talking to yourself. | 0:32:50 | 0:32:53 | |
BLACKBEARD HUMS CHEERFULLY | 0:32:57 | 0:33:00 | |
-Cut it out, Blackbeard! -Get out of the car! | 0:33:05 | 0:33:08 | |
Watch that thing! ..Look out! | 0:33:08 | 0:33:11 | |
Five balls in one load, mate. Five! | 0:33:18 | 0:33:21 | |
Many's a time I could've done with a little darling like that. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:26 | |
BLACKBEARD SHOUTS AT POLICEMAN | 0:33:56 | 0:33:59 | |
The key, you idiot! | 0:33:59 | 0:34:02 | |
-The key! Turn off the key! -Think you can get away from me, do you? | 0:34:04 | 0:34:09 | |
ENGINE AND RADIO DIE | 0:34:21 | 0:34:24 | |
That be better sport than riding a humpback whale in a hurricane! | 0:34:36 | 0:34:41 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:34:43 | 0:34:45 | |
Care for a drench? It'll brighten your sky. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:05 | |
-Still here, huh? -Alditha's testament, I see. | 0:35:05 | 0:35:10 | |
Studying some way to get rid of poor old Blackbeard? | 0:35:10 | 0:35:14 | |
How did you guess? | 0:35:14 | 0:35:17 | |
I note that you have a bent for getting yourself into trouble. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:23 | |
-I -get into trouble?! | 0:35:23 | 0:35:26 | |
That is really rich! Who do you suppose put me here? | 0:35:27 | 0:35:31 | |
You think I like your mortal life? | 0:35:31 | 0:35:34 | |
There doesn't seem to be any honest joy any more. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:38 | |
Modern life seems to have got small. You call this a four-poster bed?! | 0:35:38 | 0:35:44 | |
You wait there. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:48 | |
I'm down. | 0:35:48 | 0:35:50 | |
You'll get no comfort from that. If Alditha laid that spell, it's a good one. | 0:35:50 | 0:35:57 | |
Wait a minute. Miss Stowecroft told me that curse. | 0:35:57 | 0:36:01 | |
Something about you having to dwell in limbo, until there be found in you some spark of human goodness. | 0:36:01 | 0:36:09 | |
-What's up? -Alditha was bright as brass. She knew me like a book. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:15 | |
You must have done something good. Did you ever pat a dog? | 0:36:15 | 0:36:20 | |
-Dog? -Yes. -Pat it? No, I never did pat it. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:25 | |
Did you ever help an old lady across the street? | 0:36:25 | 0:36:29 | |
-Silly. -ANYTHING?! | 0:36:29 | 0:36:32 | |
-No. -No. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:34 | |
No, we're sunk, you and me. | 0:36:34 | 0:36:37 | |
Dead as pork. | 0:36:39 | 0:36:41 | |
Might as well...face up to it. | 0:36:41 | 0:36:44 | |
Hey! | 0:36:47 | 0:36:49 | |
Ain't the old ladies your own kith and kin? Give 'em your treasure. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:55 | |
-My treasure? -Yeah. It's hidden somewhere around here, isn't it? | 0:36:55 | 0:37:00 | |
Never mind. | 0:37:00 | 0:37:02 | |
-Why should I give them it? -Why?! | 0:37:02 | 0:37:06 | |
Because you can do good with it. You might break the curse. | 0:37:06 | 0:37:10 | |
-You thinks this? -Yes, I thinks this. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:13 | |
If you help those ladies save their home, they'll name schools and bridges after you... | 0:37:13 | 0:37:20 | |
Can't you see it? ..Teach Park. | 0:37:20 | 0:37:23 | |
Teach Highway. See that? | 0:37:23 | 0:37:27 | |
The Edward Teach, er, Memorial, er, Free Day Nursery. | 0:37:27 | 0:37:32 | |
-Free? -For babies. | 0:37:32 | 0:37:34 | |
-Named after a wicked old pirate? For nothing more than a few strands of precious jewels? -You bet! | 0:37:34 | 0:37:42 | |
-And in spite of the fact that I've got the blood of gallant lads still on my hands? -Forget the blood! | 0:37:42 | 0:37:49 | |
Crack loose with the treasure. It's the only way. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:55 | |
-It don't sound right to me. -Of course it doesn't! | 0:37:55 | 0:37:59 | |
How would you know right from wrong? That's why the curse held on so long. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:06 | |
-Come on. Where's the treasure? -I suppose I must trust you. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:11 | |
-Where is it? -You wanna know the treasure? | 0:38:11 | 0:38:15 | |
Where is it? | 0:38:16 | 0:38:19 | |
Where's the treasure? | 0:38:21 | 0:38:24 | |
There ain't no treasure. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:26 | |
There ain't...? ..What?! | 0:38:26 | 0:38:29 | |
No! Not a penny. Not a doubloon. Not a bent or damaged peseta. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:34 | |
That is one of the most outrageous things that I have ever...! | 0:38:34 | 0:38:40 | |
People have been searching for that treasure for years! | 0:38:40 | 0:38:43 | |
Poor souls grubbing in the dirt! | 0:38:43 | 0:38:46 | |
I'm not good for nothing, I'm not. I'm not. | 0:38:46 | 0:38:50 | |
Grubbing in the dirt... Those poor people there. | 0:38:50 | 0:38:55 | |
Oh, don't start crying again. | 0:38:56 | 0:38:59 | |
You must have saved a few coins somewhere. Something! | 0:39:03 | 0:39:07 | |
-Nothing. -I did have a treasure. -Yeah? | 0:39:08 | 0:39:12 | |
-I had a big treasure. -Yeah? -Lovely. I did. | 0:39:12 | 0:39:16 | |
But I spent it all in one week. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:19 | |
Among the fleshpots and gambling holes of Port Royal. It was a glorious week. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:26 | |
You are a 100% total loss! | 0:39:26 | 0:39:29 | |
You're not even a respectable ghost. You're a phoney! | 0:39:29 | 0:39:33 | |
-Eh? -A phoney! | 0:39:33 | 0:39:36 | |
Oh, I've run aground. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:44 | |
-The guy was stoned. Get rid of him! -The police released him for lack of evidence. | 0:39:50 | 0:39:57 | |
The report says, "Though the police station reeked of rum, the test showed no alcohol in his system." | 0:39:57 | 0:40:05 | |
He probably figured some way to neutralise the booze. Pills, maybe. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:11 | |
There's a corollary. It says that Mr Walker spoke loudly to someone in his cell all night long. | 0:40:11 | 0:40:18 | |
-There's nothing wrong with that. -No-one was with him. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:22 | |
He's stoned or nuts. Either way, who needs him? | 0:40:22 | 0:40:26 | |
-Professor, did you notice anything unusual in Walker's behaviour? -Yes, I did. | 0:40:26 | 0:40:33 | |
< There, see! | 0:40:33 | 0:40:36 | |
-When Seymour scared everyone, only he stood up like a man. -That's not fair! | 0:40:36 | 0:40:42 | |
The Broxton Relays take place next month. Our team needs Mr Walker. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:48 | |
- I still say we saw him off. - Just a minute, Mr Purvis. | 0:40:48 | 0:40:53 | |
We have fielded a team for 63 years. We'll carry on the tradition as best we can with Mr Walker. | 0:40:55 | 0:41:03 | |
Well, I'm sure you won't regret it. | 0:41:03 | 0:41:05 | |
-Oh, Professor? -Yes? | 0:41:06 | 0:41:09 | |
I realise that your field is child psychology, but could you keep an eye on Mr Walker's behaviour? | 0:41:09 | 0:41:17 | |
-It's the least I can do. -Thank you. | 0:41:17 | 0:41:20 | |
Does it strike you as odd, that all our track coaches seem to crack up? | 0:41:20 | 0:41:26 | |
I understand the others, but this one hasn't even seen the team. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:30 | |
-Why has Phil got his fingers in his ears? -On account of the starter. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:36 | |
-You mean...? -Phil's afraid of guns. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:39 | |
BANG! | 0:41:39 | 0:41:42 | |
We need more time to whip these boys into shape. | 0:41:56 | 0:42:00 | |
You don't suppose they could postpone the Broxton meet, do you? ..No. | 0:42:00 | 0:42:07 | |
OK, fellas. That's it for today. Hit the showers! | 0:42:07 | 0:42:11 | |
Right, Coach. ..Let's go, fellas. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:14 | |
How fares your day, today, eh? | 0:42:21 | 0:42:24 | |
As if I don't have enough troubles. | 0:42:24 | 0:42:27 | |
For a while, I thought I'd lost you. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:30 | |
I've been in Godolphin Town, roaming the streets of my young manhood. | 0:42:30 | 0:42:37 | |
Soaking myself in nostalgia. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:40 | |
I know. I can smell it! | 0:42:40 | 0:42:43 | |
As fate would have it, I went to one of these gambling establishments, Silky's Place. | 0:42:43 | 0:42:50 | |
I overheard what the natives were saying about gambling. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:54 | |
-Go away! -If there's been one abiding passion in my life, it's been placing a coin upon a wager. | 0:42:54 | 0:43:02 | |
So, when I heard I could get 50-1 on the forthcoming enterprise of your young rabbits... | 0:43:02 | 0:43:09 | |
-What?! -You want your lads to win. I can teach you how to do it. | 0:43:09 | 0:43:14 | |
-Forget it! -Why should I? I was a good hand at cruises. | 0:43:14 | 0:43:18 | |
I was known as the finest pirate ever to sail the Spanish Main. | 0:43:18 | 0:43:24 | |
Or the Portuguese Main. Either, for that matter. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:28 | |
You may ask with some impatience, "Why?" I tell you why. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:32 | |
I train my men to win! | 0:43:32 | 0:43:35 | |
WIN! ..Always win! | 0:43:35 | 0:43:39 | |
By fair means or foul. By soft words and hard deeds. | 0:43:39 | 0:43:43 | |
By treachery. By cunning. By malpractice. And always win! | 0:43:43 | 0:43:49 | |
-You have the brass to ask me to let you train my team?! -I'm not doing this for myself. | 0:43:49 | 0:43:56 | |
-I'm doing this for those dear, sweet old ladies. -Oh, yes(!) | 0:43:56 | 0:44:01 | |
The lavender-scented ladies, I call them. | 0:44:01 | 0:44:05 | |
That stagger up their stairs at night, when the light has got too bad for knitting by, | 0:44:05 | 0:44:12 | |
and say to one another, "Where is our ship, | 0:44:12 | 0:44:15 | |
"which may never now come to port at all?" | 0:44:15 | 0:44:20 | |
Never mind the snow job! I feel just as sorry for them as you do. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:26 | |
But that doesn't give you leave to put your bloody paws onto my team! | 0:44:26 | 0:44:31 | |
-If we win anything, we'll do it without cheating. -Without cheating? | 0:44:31 | 0:44:36 | |
-You don't know what life is like. -Go and maroon yourself somewhere! Go on! | 0:44:36 | 0:44:42 | |
You don't know what life is made of. | 0:44:42 | 0:44:45 | |
You see. There he goes again. | 0:44:49 | 0:44:52 | |
I don't know what his problem is, but it's a beaut. | 0:44:58 | 0:45:02 | |
I take it your observations have been inconclusive. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:06 | |
I can't tell if it's the track meet or outside pressures. | 0:45:06 | 0:45:11 | |
-I've not been able to get a close-range view. -Pity. | 0:45:11 | 0:45:15 | |
-I AM having dinner with him tonight. -He asked you to dinner? | 0:45:15 | 0:45:21 | |
Well, not exactly. ..I asked him. | 0:45:21 | 0:45:24 | |
D'you think that's wise? | 0:45:24 | 0:45:27 | |
Yes, as head of the committee to welcome new faculty to the college. | 0:45:27 | 0:45:33 | |
-Professor, we don't have any such committee. -We do now. | 0:45:33 | 0:45:37 | |
Oh. ..Oh, yeah! | 0:45:37 | 0:45:41 | |
-Hello, Professor, nice to see you. ..Mr Walker, we meet again. -Looks that way. | 0:46:01 | 0:46:08 | |
Let me buy you a lobster dinner. Then we'll have a whirl at Lady Luck. | 0:46:08 | 0:46:13 | |
-Thank you, but that's not likely. -Suit yourself. | 0:46:13 | 0:46:18 | |
There's no harm in asking, is there? | 0:46:18 | 0:46:21 | |
Make sure my friends get a nice table. This way. | 0:46:22 | 0:46:27 | |
Enjoy your dinner. | 0:46:27 | 0:46:30 | |
-What's he doing here? -Mr Seymour owns this place. Sorry! | 0:46:30 | 0:46:36 | |
How's the action? | 0:46:54 | 0:46:56 | |
-I appreciate this. -Appreciate what? -Your suggesting dinner. -That's all right. | 0:47:13 | 0:47:19 | |
The committee is ready to help the newcomer at all times. | 0:47:19 | 0:47:24 | |
That's very nice. I do need someone I can talk to. | 0:47:24 | 0:47:28 | |
I've had a problem, and I've been afraid to talk to someone because they might think I was silly. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:36 | |
-Why, please go on. -Thank you. | 0:47:36 | 0:47:39 | |
It started the night of the auction. | 0:47:39 | 0:47:41 | |
I sat down to remove my shoes. | 0:47:41 | 0:47:44 | |
I wasn't paying attention, and I sat on that antique bed warmer. | 0:47:44 | 0:47:50 | |
I broke the handle right off. | 0:47:50 | 0:47:53 | |
-You musn't let that bother you. -It wasn't that. -I have the address of a shop where we could get it fixed. | 0:47:53 | 0:48:01 | |
No, Professor, wait a minute. ..Wow! | 0:48:01 | 0:48:05 | |
-What's the matter? -Aren't you afraid to carry all that around? | 0:48:05 | 0:48:10 | |
I'm taking it to the bank in the morning. It belongs to the Daughters Of The Buccaneers. | 0:48:10 | 0:48:16 | |
Old ladies and their mortgage. I hope they're gonna make it. | 0:48:16 | 0:48:21 | |
Mr Walker, this is only 900. | 0:48:21 | 0:48:24 | |
Unless 37,000 or a miracle turn up by tomorrow night, those little old ladies are gonna lose their home. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:32 | |
-Can't you borrow the money from the bank? -Not at the moment. | 0:48:35 | 0:48:40 | |
-But we were talking about your problem. -Oh, yeah. My problem. | 0:48:40 | 0:48:45 | |
-Mr Walker? -Yeah? | 0:48:48 | 0:48:50 | |
-Are we looking for somebody? -Yes. My problem. | 0:48:50 | 0:48:54 | |
I know your first inclination is gonna be... | 0:48:54 | 0:48:58 | |
is gonna be not to believe this. | 0:48:58 | 0:49:01 | |
Hear me out. Please. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:04 | |
Certainly. | 0:49:04 | 0:49:06 | |
-He appeared the night of the auction. -He? -It was because of him I spent the first night in jail. | 0:49:06 | 0:49:13 | |
-And I haven't been able to get him off my back yet. -Is he here now? | 0:49:13 | 0:49:18 | |
No, no. I don't see him around now. | 0:49:18 | 0:49:20 | |
-But I smell him. -Smell him?! -Yes - his breath would stun a horse. | 0:49:20 | 0:49:26 | |
He's a booze-guzzling old cutthroat, and he's latched onto me as his buddy. | 0:49:26 | 0:49:33 | |
Does he have a name? I mean, who does he claim to be? | 0:49:33 | 0:49:38 | |
Uh... | 0:49:38 | 0:49:40 | |
Blackbeard's ghost. | 0:49:41 | 0:49:44 | |
-Blackbeard's ghost? -Yeah. | 0:49:44 | 0:49:47 | |
How can you be sure he's the real Blackbeard's ghost? | 0:49:47 | 0:49:52 | |
You should see him. He's got whiskers. He's got a cutlass... | 0:49:52 | 0:49:56 | |
-That's who I saw you talking to! -I've been afraid to tell anybody. | 0:49:56 | 0:50:01 | |
I mean, they might think I was nuts. | 0:50:01 | 0:50:04 | |
I don't think anyone would think that, but... | 0:50:06 | 0:50:09 | |
-you certainly do have a problem. -I've got a problem. | 0:50:09 | 0:50:13 | |
-Will you order now, sir? -Yes, thank you. | 0:50:17 | 0:50:21 | |
-Madame. -Thank you. | 0:50:23 | 0:50:26 | |
Our shore dinners are very good this evening. | 0:50:28 | 0:50:33 | |
Sounds good to me. How about you, Professor? | 0:50:33 | 0:50:37 | |
-That's fine. -Two shore dinners. | 0:50:37 | 0:50:39 | |
Would you like our special dressing on your salad? | 0:50:39 | 0:50:44 | |
Please, go on. | 0:50:48 | 0:50:50 | |
-Are you sure? I don't wanna bug you with my problems. -I wanna hear. | 0:50:50 | 0:50:56 | |
You were telling me how you first met Captain Blackbeard. | 0:50:56 | 0:51:01 | |
-Where was I? -Sitting on your antique bed warmer. | 0:51:01 | 0:51:05 | |
The handle broke off. It turned out to be hollow. I thought nothing of it. | 0:51:07 | 0:51:13 | |
Then I noticed there was something rolled up inside. Dusty old paper. | 0:51:13 | 0:51:20 | |
I thought it was gonna fall apart in my hands. It gave me a funny feeling. | 0:51:20 | 0:51:26 | |
Oh! Oh, you poor man. | 0:51:29 | 0:51:32 | |
-Waiter, did you hurt yourself? -I am so sorry. | 0:51:32 | 0:51:36 | |
-It's just a little water. -No harm done. | 0:51:36 | 0:51:40 | |
-Madame, please forgive me. -Certainly. | 0:51:40 | 0:51:44 | |
Hi, Danny. > Hi. | 0:51:46 | 0:51:49 | |
You just missed the first race. | 0:51:49 | 0:51:51 | |
TV: They're in the starting gate now. There's the rabbit. And they're off! | 0:52:17 | 0:52:23 | |
Pilson is leading the field. | 0:52:23 | 0:52:26 | |
Hello Baby second. Rainy Weather third. | 0:52:26 | 0:52:30 | |
At the first turn, Pilson to lead, Rainy Weather second. | 0:52:33 | 0:52:37 | |
Hello Baby and Daddy Dumpling. | 0:52:37 | 0:52:40 | |
This your bet? Why d'you think I'm standing here? | 0:52:42 | 0:52:45 | |
- I hope you know what you're doing. - Let me worry about that. | 0:52:49 | 0:52:53 | |
Be right back. | 0:52:54 | 0:52:57 | |
Mr Seymour, take a look at this. | 0:53:00 | 0:53:03 | |
Godolphin to win. Who's the patsy? | 0:53:03 | 0:53:06 | |
Danny Oley. OK? His money's as good as anybody's. | 0:53:06 | 0:53:10 | |
What price? > On this one, anything. | 0:53:10 | 0:53:13 | |
For an old customer like Danny, let's make it interesting. 50-1. | 0:53:13 | 0:53:19 | |
TV: At the three-quarter pole, it's Daddy Dumpling. | 0:53:19 | 0:53:23 | |
Handy Andy moving in on fourth. | 0:53:23 | 0:53:25 | |
OK, Danny. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:31 | |
At the finish, it's Snow Queen and Paula. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:40 | |
Win Some Last to win on the second. | 0:53:42 | 0:53:46 | |
What's the matter? You just made a bet. | 0:53:46 | 0:53:51 | |
This is my bet. 50 on Win Some Last to win. | 0:53:51 | 0:53:55 | |
Do you remember? You bet Godolphin 900 to win the Broxton Relay. | 0:53:55 | 0:54:01 | |
Come on! I wouldn't bet on Godolphin to start with the letter G. | 0:54:01 | 0:54:07 | |
Skipping the technical language and getting down to the point, | 0:54:10 | 0:54:15 | |
I would say, if you ignore him, he'll go away. | 0:54:15 | 0:54:20 | |
He's not so easy to ignore! | 0:54:20 | 0:54:23 | |
Oh, please try. I know you can do it. | 0:54:23 | 0:54:27 | |
Sitting here with you, I almost believe you're right. I WILL try. | 0:54:27 | 0:54:33 | |
Bravo! | 0:54:33 | 0:54:36 | |
Now just say, "Farewell, Blackbeard, bother me no more." | 0:54:36 | 0:54:40 | |
I like the sound of that, but just in case it doesn't work, | 0:54:40 | 0:54:45 | |
may I feel free to call on you at any time? | 0:54:45 | 0:54:50 | |
Oh...certainly. | 0:54:50 | 0:54:54 | |
There's no point in being head of a committee unless you do your job. | 0:54:54 | 0:54:59 | |
Oh, no. | 0:55:01 | 0:55:03 | |
Sorry about the ice cream, madame. | 0:55:03 | 0:55:06 | |
It's quite all right, but I think I'll skip dessert. | 0:55:06 | 0:55:11 | |
Yeah. Just the check, please. | 0:55:11 | 0:55:14 | |
-Keep the change. -Thank you. | 0:55:17 | 0:55:21 | |
-Come along. -Excuse me. | 0:55:28 | 0:55:31 | |
-Goodnight. -Goodnight, madame. -Goodnight. -Thank you. | 0:55:31 | 0:55:35 | |
-Goodnight. -Goodnight. -Goodnight. | 0:55:35 | 0:55:39 | |
CHEERLEADING MUSIC | 0:55:53 | 0:55:57 | |
How do you do, ladies and gentlemen? | 0:55:57 | 0:55:59 | |
Welcome to Sport Spectacular, coming to you this week from Broxton Field, | 0:55:59 | 0:56:05 | |
home of the famous national track and field event, The Broxton Relays. | 0:56:05 | 0:56:11 | |
As you sports fans know, there are four college teams represented here. | 0:56:11 | 0:56:16 | |
Three of them are among the outstanding teams in the nation. | 0:56:16 | 0:56:20 | |
As for the fourth, little Godolphin College from across the river, | 0:56:20 | 0:56:25 | |
in the old days the Godolphin track squad took a back seat to no-one. | 0:56:25 | 0:56:31 | |
But those good old days seem to be gone forever. | 0:56:31 | 0:56:35 | |
Look at this event, not as a track meet, but as a preparation for life. | 0:56:35 | 0:56:41 | |
Some of you are graduating soon. The world is full of nothing but trouble, frustration...and strife. | 0:56:41 | 0:56:49 | |
Nowhere will you find a better preparation for that world than to be a member of this track team. | 0:56:49 | 0:56:57 | |
All right. It's time to go. | 0:56:57 | 0:57:00 | |
No matter what happens out there tonight, in my heart, each and every one of you is a champion. | 0:57:00 | 0:57:07 | |
Let's go! | 0:57:07 | 0:57:09 | |
Pardon me, Professor. | 0:57:14 | 0:57:17 | |
Nice of you to come. We can use good wishes. | 0:57:21 | 0:57:25 | |
I certainly wish your team good luck, but that's not why I'm here. | 0:57:25 | 0:57:29 | |
You may recall, last night I placed 900 in my bag. When I opened it this morning, this was in its place. | 0:57:32 | 0:57:40 | |
900 on Godolphin. | 0:57:41 | 0:57:44 | |
-I appreciate your confidence, but you shouldn't have. -I do not bet, | 0:57:45 | 0:57:50 | |
and I wouldn't embezzle funds placed in my trust to do it. | 0:57:50 | 0:57:55 | |
Well, then, how did it happen...? | 0:57:55 | 0:57:58 | |
Only you knew I had that money. | 0:58:00 | 0:58:02 | |
That rotten pirate did it! Imagine taking the old ladies' money! | 0:58:02 | 0:58:08 | |
-Well, someone took it. -Now I remember... | 0:58:08 | 0:58:12 | |
-You don't think -I -did it? | 0:58:12 | 0:58:15 | |
-You can't expect me to credit that story. -That's what happened! | 0:58:15 | 0:58:20 | |
-Didn't you say you believed in the pirate? -Not 900 worth! | 0:58:20 | 0:58:24 | |
Besides, I believe in him as a metaphysical image. | 0:58:24 | 0:58:28 | |
Not some stupid, sticky-fingered goop. | 0:58:28 | 0:58:31 | |
That's what he is! | 0:58:31 | 0:58:34 | |
-Hurry up, Coach! -I'll be right there. | 0:58:34 | 0:58:37 | |
Mr Walker, I shan't bother you any more. | 0:58:37 | 0:58:41 | |
I know your motives were good, even though your reasoning was idiotic. | 0:58:41 | 0:58:47 | |
BLACKBEARD SINGS DRUNKENLY | 0:58:52 | 0:58:55 | |
You regard me strangely, son. ..Something amiss? | 0:59:04 | 0:59:09 | |
-You took that money. -Money? | 0:59:10 | 0:59:12 | |
Money... | 0:59:12 | 0:59:15 | |
Oh, the odd flimsy I removed from the purse of your wench. | 0:59:15 | 0:59:20 | |
Why should that stir your ire? | 0:59:20 | 0:59:22 | |
It belongs to the little old ladies. | 0:59:22 | 0:59:25 | |
I replaced that money with a piece of paper that will bring great wealth to them small old ladies. | 0:59:25 | 0:59:32 | |
I can't trust no-one. I'll deal with this personally. | 0:59:32 | 0:59:36 | |
Just how do you figure to do that? | 0:59:36 | 0:59:39 | |
By bringing a victory in the sport event that's taking place out there. | 0:59:39 | 0:59:46 | |
-I told you... Give me that alcohol! -Dangerous move! -That's not to drink. | 0:59:46 | 0:59:52 | |
-Are you trying to kill yourself? -It's a little late for that! | 0:59:52 | 0:59:56 | |
Let's get one thing straight. | 0:59:56 | 0:59:59 | |
Keep your grubby paws off my boys! | 0:59:59 | 1:00:02 | |
I don't know what you're trying to do, but you're not gonna do it. | 1:00:02 | 1:00:07 | |
My team may not win, but what they do, they'll do honestly. | 1:00:07 | 1:00:12 | |
Come on, Coach! We've come in last in two events already. | 1:00:12 | 1:00:17 | |
Hands off! You got that? | 1:00:17 | 1:00:20 | |
-MOCKING: -Come on, Coach. We've come in last in two events already. | 1:00:27 | 1:00:34 | |
All right. Play it whatever way you like, you puppy. | 1:00:34 | 1:00:39 | |
You'll get no help from me. You'll come crawling back, you will. | 1:00:39 | 1:00:44 | |
I'll bring my boot to you, | 1:00:44 | 1:00:47 | |
and I'll grind your mealy-mouthed jib into the dirt. | 1:00:47 | 1:00:53 | |
I will. | 1:00:56 | 1:00:59 | |
It's going just about as I predicted. | 1:01:01 | 1:01:04 | |
Broxton has won three events, followed by Tidewater and State. | 1:01:04 | 1:01:08 | |
Little Godolphin College has not scored a single point... | 1:01:08 | 1:01:13 | |
nor, in my opinion, seems likely to. | 1:01:13 | 1:01:16 | |
The discus throw. L J Stoole of Broxton College, the first contestant. | 1:01:16 | 1:01:23 | |
It looks like a new meet record. | 1:01:29 | 1:01:31 | |
In the discus throw, Stoole, of Broxton College, 210'11". | 1:01:31 | 1:01:36 | |
-You're gonna do fine. Just remember to let go on the second turn. -Let go on the second turn. | 1:01:36 | 1:01:43 | |
Bagwell of Godolphin College ready on the discus throw. | 1:01:45 | 1:01:49 | |
Oh, how I dread this! | 1:01:49 | 1:01:52 | |
Bagwell, let go of the discus! | 1:01:57 | 1:02:00 | |
You know, Dean, this whole thing bugs me. | 1:02:06 | 1:02:10 | |
You blow the profits made by my boys on this team's sweatsocks. | 1:02:10 | 1:02:15 | |
Excuse me. | 1:02:15 | 1:02:17 | |
Spare me your soliloquy on sweatsocks. | 1:02:17 | 1:02:20 | |
-Mr Seymour, may I speak with you? -Certainly. ..Run along, fellas. | 1:02:20 | 1:02:26 | |
Professor, what can I do for you? | 1:02:26 | 1:02:29 | |
Well, yesterday - I shan't explain how - | 1:02:29 | 1:02:33 | |
900 belonging to the Daughters Of The Buccaneers was bet on Godolphin. | 1:02:33 | 1:02:39 | |
Say, now... So, the bet was all your doing. | 1:02:39 | 1:02:44 | |
I was wondering if you'd be kind enough to cancel the bet and give us back the money. | 1:02:44 | 1:02:51 | |
As you know, I'm a man of principle. | 1:02:51 | 1:02:54 | |
My guardian principle has always been, "A bet's a bet." | 1:02:54 | 1:02:58 | |
Look at those poor old ladies. You know they have nowhere to go. | 1:02:58 | 1:03:04 | |
I've been thinking about those dear old girls, | 1:03:04 | 1:03:07 | |
living in that drafty inn, working their fingers to the bone, | 1:03:07 | 1:03:13 | |
cluttering up that valuable real estate. | 1:03:13 | 1:03:17 | |
-Do they know about this? -Of course not. I wouldn't raise false hopes. | 1:03:17 | 1:03:22 | |
-Then you won't take it back? -Sweetness, what do you take me for? | 1:03:22 | 1:03:27 | |
Oh, Professor, you'd better hold onto this. | 1:03:27 | 1:03:31 | |
It may become very valuable some day. | 1:03:31 | 1:03:34 | |
I know your sort. | 1:03:34 | 1:03:37 | |
My great-great-granddaughters. | 1:03:45 | 1:03:48 | |
By thunder! | 1:03:53 | 1:03:55 | |
There be a time for action! | 1:03:56 | 1:03:59 | |
Old ladies, Blackbeard's coming. | 1:04:01 | 1:04:04 | |
Up the Jolly Roger! | 1:04:07 | 1:04:09 | |
Let's see where we stand now. | 1:04:15 | 1:04:18 | |
The mile run is in its second lap. Leading at the moment is Broxton. | 1:04:18 | 1:04:23 | |
Over at the high jump, Shockley of Godolphin. | 1:04:23 | 1:04:27 | |
- What was that? - Unusual jumping style. | 1:04:31 | 1:04:35 | |
Shockley cleared 6'11"! | 1:04:38 | 1:04:40 | |
-Our Shockley?! -They're trying for seven feet! | 1:04:40 | 1:04:44 | |
Shockley of Godolphin jumping. | 1:04:50 | 1:04:53 | |
Great stuff! | 1:04:59 | 1:05:00 | |
We never know, do we? It proves nothing is certain in the world of... | 1:05:00 | 1:05:06 | |
Here's the final lap of the mile run. | 1:05:06 | 1:05:09 | |
Get out of there! ..Excuse me. | 1:05:09 | 1:05:12 | |
Come back! | 1:05:26 | 1:05:27 | |
Just for a moment there, it looked as though they were running backward. | 1:05:27 | 1:05:33 | |
They ARE! | 1:05:35 | 1:05:37 | |
Keep going! | 1:05:38 | 1:05:40 | |
APPLAUSE | 1:05:44 | 1:05:47 | |
Come join the morris dance, lad. You'll raise your weary spirits. | 1:06:03 | 1:06:08 | |
I'm telling you, get off this field. | 1:06:10 | 1:06:13 | |
CHEERLEADERS COO | 1:06:13 | 1:06:16 | |
He makes a better pom-pom girl than he does a coach. | 1:06:19 | 1:06:24 | |
It's Godolphin ready with the javelin throw. | 1:06:24 | 1:06:28 | |
Where d'you think you're going? | 1:06:37 | 1:06:40 | |
The shot put event welcomes to Broxton College the first contestant. | 1:07:01 | 1:07:05 | |
-You want to protest?! You won the last three events. -It wasn't us... | 1:07:10 | 1:07:16 | |
-Look, he's at it again. -I'm looking. | 1:07:19 | 1:07:22 | |
Wilkins...a little off form tonight. | 1:07:25 | 1:07:28 | |
That comes to 5'11". | 1:07:34 | 1:07:37 | |
-Did you see that? -OK, he flunked one. What's the big problem? | 1:07:37 | 1:07:43 | |
And now, Larkin of Godolphin is ready with his effort. | 1:07:45 | 1:07:50 | |
It's really not much of a... | 1:08:02 | 1:08:04 | |
It's coming this way. | 1:08:06 | 1:08:08 | |
AAAGH! | 1:08:08 | 1:08:10 | |
I've got to see some sweet old ladies about a bet. | 1:08:24 | 1:08:28 | |
-Godolphin to win! Have you gone mad? -Not yet, but the evening's young. | 1:08:28 | 1:08:34 | |
Mr Seymour! | 1:08:34 | 1:08:37 | |
-Stop babbling and get out. -Listen to me. -We're under pressure, too! | 1:08:54 | 1:08:59 | |
Brilliant(!) | 1:08:59 | 1:09:00 | |
The pole vault bar is set at 17'5". Here's Carson of Broxton. | 1:09:00 | 1:09:05 | |
I knew he'd go too far! | 1:09:05 | 1:09:08 | |
One more disturbance, and you'll be moved off the field entirely. | 1:09:15 | 1:09:21 | |
Go, Godolphin! I never saw you this excited at a football game. | 1:09:47 | 1:09:53 | |
Let me tell you something... Go, Godolphin! | 1:09:53 | 1:09:57 | |
I hate football... Yeah, Godolphin! | 1:09:57 | 1:10:00 | |
I've always hated football. Go, go, go! | 1:10:00 | 1:10:04 | |
What d'you think of your old matey now, eh? | 1:10:05 | 1:10:09 | |
They could hang me for what I think. I told you, hands off. | 1:10:09 | 1:10:14 | |
Let me say, you are the lowest, most underhanded, miserable excuse for what used to be a human being. | 1:10:16 | 1:10:24 | |
I thought I was helping you. | 1:10:24 | 1:10:26 | |
Helping?! That's a yob for you! | 1:10:26 | 1:10:29 | |
Didn't you say helping the old ladies would contribute to my salvation? | 1:10:29 | 1:10:36 | |
-You haven't helped anybody. -I haven't helped anybody? | 1:10:36 | 1:10:41 | |
-I perceive now how difficult it is to do a good deed in this dirty world. -Go away! | 1:10:42 | 1:10:49 | |
I see now why the mention of your name used to give people the creeps. | 1:10:49 | 1:10:55 | |
I'm gonna find a comfortable place, and I'm gonna rest there. And I'm gonna stay out of your affairs. | 1:10:56 | 1:11:03 | |
That's the best news I've had in years. | 1:11:03 | 1:11:07 | |
I'm gonna disappear myself, that's what I'm gonna do, Mr Sanctimonious. | 1:11:07 | 1:11:13 | |
Sink me if I raise a finger to help you in the future. | 1:11:13 | 1:11:17 | |
I'd rather spend a winter of eternities in limbo | 1:11:19 | 1:11:24 | |
than knock knees a tick longer with a nit like you. | 1:11:24 | 1:11:28 | |
There, I've said it. | 1:11:29 | 1:11:32 | |
The final event is about to begin. | 1:11:32 | 1:11:35 | |
I'm sorry. I had to do it. | 1:11:35 | 1:11:37 | |
The rotten pirate wants to make me as crooked as he is. | 1:11:37 | 1:11:42 | |
-Well, I'm standing on my principles. -Where would we be without our principles? | 1:11:42 | 1:11:48 | |
Tiny Godolphin College has come back with the biggest bang you've seen. | 1:11:48 | 1:11:54 | |
Coach Walker, the man of the hour. | 1:11:54 | 1:11:57 | |
His inspired team of star performers has slashed its way up into a tie with Broxton. | 1:11:57 | 1:12:05 | |
Victory hangs in the balance, as we come to the final event. | 1:12:05 | 1:12:10 | |
What will happen, as Godolphin faces Broxton's mighty relay team? | 1:12:10 | 1:12:16 | |
Gentlemen, take your marks... | 1:12:16 | 1:12:19 | |
Set... | 1:12:23 | 1:12:25 | |
BANG! | 1:12:26 | 1:12:29 | |
Come on, Broxton! Run, you punk! | 1:12:31 | 1:12:34 | |
The first three runners are closely bunched. Now they pass the baton for the start of the second lap. | 1:12:43 | 1:12:50 | |
It's Broxton first, Tidewater second, State third. | 1:12:50 | 1:12:54 | |
And there's Godolphin labouring along in the rear. | 1:12:54 | 1:12:58 | |
Easy, Coach. You're tense again. | 1:12:58 | 1:13:01 | |
I shouldn't have yelled at him. How's a poor, dumb pirate meant to know what principles are? | 1:13:01 | 1:13:08 | |
-But I do. I've gotta shave this face every morning. -I shave, too. | 1:13:08 | 1:13:13 | |
You gotta look at yourself. I gotta go with my principles. | 1:13:13 | 1:13:18 | |
Well, it's just about all over but the shouting. | 1:13:18 | 1:13:22 | |
Broxton is already half a lap ahead of Godolphin. | 1:13:22 | 1:13:27 | |
-Do we win something for fourth place? -I'm afraid not. | 1:13:27 | 1:13:32 | |
See those old ladies up there? | 1:13:33 | 1:13:36 | |
I'm gonna let those little old ladies get tossed out on their ear. | 1:13:36 | 1:13:41 | |
How's that for a principle? | 1:13:41 | 1:13:44 | |
Beginning of the third lap, Broxton is first, followed by Tidewater... | 1:13:48 | 1:13:54 | |
Who says you can't win 'em all? Let's get out of this folk festival. | 1:13:54 | 1:13:59 | |
All they wanna do is squeeze money out of this county. | 1:13:59 | 1:14:03 | |
Just cos I could cut their water off, I don't have to get involved. | 1:14:03 | 1:14:09 | |
Well, don't just sit there now, you cold-hearted creep! | 1:14:15 | 1:14:19 | |
Yes, you. Get up! Do something! | 1:14:20 | 1:14:24 | |
You can hear me. What are you gonna do about them? | 1:14:24 | 1:14:28 | |
You gonna let them get pushed around because of my principles? | 1:14:28 | 1:14:33 | |
You started it. Finish it! | 1:14:33 | 1:14:36 | |
Come on! Move it! | 1:14:46 | 1:14:49 | |
(I'll strangle him...) Hurry! | 1:14:55 | 1:14:58 | |
Dewey of Broxton is in the lead. He passes the baton... | 1:15:05 | 1:15:09 | |
No, he didn't. He still has it. | 1:15:09 | 1:15:12 | |
The Broxton anchorman is running the last lap with...a hot dog?! | 1:15:13 | 1:15:18 | |
Tidewater makes their pass. | 1:15:19 | 1:15:22 | |
State makes their pass. I believe...yes... | 1:15:25 | 1:15:29 | |
The State anchorman seems to have a bottle of... | 1:15:29 | 1:15:32 | |
The Godolphin man approaches the passing zone... | 1:15:37 | 1:15:41 | |
Come on, Godolphin! Come on! | 1:15:41 | 1:15:44 | |
Perfect change! Larkin of Godolphin is the only one of the anchormen to have completed a clean pass. | 1:15:46 | 1:15:53 | |
He speeds past the others, who are going back to retrieve their batons. | 1:15:53 | 1:16:00 | |
We seem to have a slight hang-up in the passing zone. | 1:16:02 | 1:16:07 | |
Dewey of State has got hold of Broxton's baton. | 1:16:07 | 1:16:10 | |
No, it's the hot dog. | 1:16:12 | 1:16:15 | |
Carver of Broxton has got hold of two batons. | 1:16:15 | 1:16:19 | |
One is snatched by Tidewater! | 1:16:19 | 1:16:21 | |
Come on, Broxton. Stop fooling around! | 1:16:21 | 1:16:25 | |
Gudger Larkin has forged almost a third of a lap ahead of the field. | 1:16:26 | 1:16:32 | |
Catch him! Catch him! | 1:16:32 | 1:16:35 | |
CHEERING | 1:16:35 | 1:16:38 | |
Come on! | 1:16:38 | 1:16:39 | |
Larkin is running out of gas, and the others are hot on his heels. | 1:16:39 | 1:16:44 | |
Stop him! | 1:16:44 | 1:16:46 | |
Not that, you meathead! | 1:16:46 | 1:16:49 | |
Go! | 1:16:50 | 1:16:52 | |
Get up! Get up! | 1:16:56 | 1:16:59 | |
Get up, Gudger! Get up! | 1:17:01 | 1:17:03 | |
Get away from me, you old bats! | 1:17:37 | 1:17:40 | |
We won! We won! | 1:17:40 | 1:17:42 | |
45,000 smackeroos! We won! | 1:17:42 | 1:17:45 | |
Technically, we won. But actually... | 1:17:45 | 1:17:47 | |
-You did it! -When you hear what I have to say... | 1:17:47 | 1:17:51 | |
Say what? The scoreboard says it all. | 1:17:51 | 1:17:54 | |
We thank you! We thank you! We thank you! | 1:17:57 | 1:18:01 | |
CHEERING | 1:18:06 | 1:18:09 | |
Oh, no rough stuff, old ladies. | 1:18:09 | 1:18:12 | |
-MUMBLES: -He's very nice. | 1:18:12 | 1:18:15 | |
-Miss Stowecroft? -Professor, we're so happy. | 1:18:15 | 1:18:19 | |
We'd like Mr Walker to have the honour of burning the mortgage. | 1:18:19 | 1:18:25 | |
He's done so much for us. | 1:18:25 | 1:18:28 | |
-Where is Mr Walker, who's done so much for us? -In his room. | 1:18:28 | 1:18:33 | |
-Is anything wrong? -Excuse me. | 1:18:33 | 1:18:36 | |
Why go now? The lads have triumphed. Your wench is happy. There's money for the old ladies. | 1:18:37 | 1:18:45 | |
-I fail to divine your reason for leaving. -Don't strain your brain! | 1:18:45 | 1:18:51 | |
When the mortgage is burnt tonight, | 1:18:51 | 1:18:54 | |
there's a chance the curse might be lifted off my good self. | 1:18:54 | 1:18:58 | |
In which case, you may be able to settle down to a serene - if dull - life without me. | 1:18:58 | 1:19:05 | |
You think I can stay around after what happened out there tonight? | 1:19:05 | 1:19:10 | |
What am I supposed to do for an encore? | 1:19:10 | 1:19:15 | |
I've got to go somewhere I can make a fresh start. ..Honestly this time. | 1:19:15 | 1:19:21 | |
Very well. It be no concern of mine. | 1:19:21 | 1:19:24 | |
I just think it may be a little early to strike your colours. | 1:19:24 | 1:19:30 | |
-Strike?! -KNOCKING -..Come in! | 1:19:30 | 1:19:34 | |
-Hi. -Where are you going? -I'm leaving. | 1:19:34 | 1:19:39 | |
After taking my money, you're leaving us in the lurch? | 1:19:39 | 1:19:44 | |
-You got it back, didn't you? -No! Silky welshed on the bet. | 1:19:44 | 1:19:49 | |
-He what?! -Well, he just laughed and said he wasn't gonna pay off. | 1:19:49 | 1:19:56 | |
He's throwing the old ladies out in the morning. | 1:19:56 | 1:20:00 | |
Under normal conditions - if I can remember - I have a sweet nature. | 1:20:00 | 1:20:06 | |
-You know what I think? -I suggest... | 1:20:06 | 1:20:09 | |
Shut up! ..Both of you. | 1:20:09 | 1:20:12 | |
Both of who? | 1:20:14 | 1:20:16 | |
I'm sick of people giving me advice. | 1:20:16 | 1:20:19 | |
I'm gonna find that happy hoodlum and wring that money out of his crooked neck! | 1:20:19 | 1:20:26 | |
-You can't in your condition. -What condition? -You're hallucinating. | 1:20:26 | 1:20:32 | |
You can't fight Silky and his men. | 1:20:32 | 1:20:34 | |
This be a job what takes innards. | 1:20:34 | 1:20:37 | |
Innards? You just sit here and contemplate yours! | 1:20:37 | 1:20:41 | |
-I've got a job to do. -Permission to come with you? | 1:20:41 | 1:20:45 | |
No more of your big ideas. I'm calling the shots this time. | 1:20:45 | 1:20:50 | |
Proud to serve under you, sir. | 1:20:50 | 1:20:52 | |
-You mean that? -My word, sir, is the ultimate warranty. | 1:20:55 | 1:21:00 | |
All right, shipmate. Let's go! | 1:21:01 | 1:21:04 | |
-Make ready to board, Captain. -Thank ye, Admiral. | 1:21:06 | 1:21:09 | |
Cutlass. Might need that. | 1:21:09 | 1:21:13 | |
-What? ..Oh, it's on the bed. -Oh, Steve... | 1:21:15 | 1:21:19 | |
You really have flipped. | 1:21:19 | 1:21:22 | |
To quarters! | 1:21:22 | 1:21:24 | |
# Come, cheer up, my lads 'Tis to glory we steer | 1:21:24 | 1:21:31 | |
# With heads bearing high We will banish all fear | 1:21:31 | 1:21:35 | |
# To honour we call You are free men, not slaves | 1:21:35 | 1:21:39 | |
# For who are so free as the sons of the waves? | 1:21:39 | 1:21:41 | |
# Hearts of oak are our ships Jolly tars are our men | 1:21:41 | 1:21:45 | |
# We'll always be ready Steady, boy, steady | 1:21:45 | 1:21:50 | |
# We'll fight and we'll conquer Again, again | 1:21:50 | 1:21:53 | |
# Hearts of oak are our ships... # | 1:21:53 | 1:21:55 | |
Steve? | 1:21:55 | 1:21:58 | |
# We'll always be ready... # | 1:21:59 | 1:22:01 | |
Wait! I'm not letting you go alone. | 1:22:01 | 1:22:05 | |
# Hearts of oak are our ships Jolly tars are our men | 1:22:08 | 1:22:12 | |
# We'll always be ready Steady, boy, steady | 1:22:12 | 1:22:16 | |
# We'll fight and we'll conquer Again and again. # | 1:22:16 | 1:22:20 | |
Once more! Sing out, don't mumble! | 1:22:20 | 1:22:23 | |
# Come, cheer up, my lads 'Tis to glory we steer | 1:22:23 | 1:22:26 | |
# With heads bearing high We will banish all fear... # | 1:22:26 | 1:22:30 | |
Steve, wait! | 1:22:30 | 1:22:31 | |
# You are free men, not slaves... | 1:22:31 | 1:22:33 | |
# For who are so free as the sons of the waves? | 1:22:33 | 1:22:38 | |
# Hearts of oak are our ships Jolly tars are our men | 1:22:38 | 1:22:43 | |
# We'll always be ready Steady, boy, steady | 1:22:43 | 1:22:47 | |
# We'll fight and we'll conquer Again and again. # | 1:22:47 | 1:22:50 | |
-Oh, you again. -We'd like to see Mr Seymour. | 1:23:02 | 1:23:07 | |
I'm telling you once and for all. Mr Seymour don't wanna see... | 1:23:07 | 1:23:12 | |
Come on. | 1:23:23 | 1:23:24 | |
I'll be with you in a minute. | 1:23:31 | 1:23:33 | |
Now, what can I do for you? | 1:23:42 | 1:23:45 | |
We're here for the money you owe Professor Baker. | 1:23:45 | 1:23:49 | |
The money I owe her?! You gotta be kidding. | 1:23:50 | 1:23:55 | |
You're gonna pay every cent of that money, or I... | 1:23:55 | 1:23:59 | |
Or what, Mr Walker? | 1:24:01 | 1:24:03 | |
Or we might have to get tough. | 1:24:07 | 1:24:11 | |
Do I get some action or don't I? | 1:24:11 | 1:24:14 | |
Mr Walker, I have got to admire your style, I really do. | 1:24:14 | 1:24:19 | |
It's no use beating up someone who's a town hero. It's bad for my image. | 1:24:19 | 1:24:25 | |
Professor, here's the 900 you put down on the bet. Go ahead, take it. | 1:24:25 | 1:24:32 | |
We need the full amount you rightfully owe us. | 1:24:32 | 1:24:37 | |
Professor, let me level with you. If I pay you back all that loot, | 1:24:37 | 1:24:42 | |
you'll give it to the old ladies, who'll pay it back to the bank. And there goes my childhood dream - | 1:24:42 | 1:24:49 | |
running a class gambling joint like they have out west. | 1:24:49 | 1:24:53 | |
I'm sorry. No die. But I tell you, we have a very nice roulette wheel. | 1:24:53 | 1:25:00 | |
Forget the phoney bet. Why don't you go and win some money honestly? | 1:25:00 | 1:25:05 | |
I guarantee, sweetie, you'd sleep a lot better tonight. | 1:25:05 | 1:25:09 | |
-Come up with the full amount, or I'll take this place apart. -Yeah?! | 1:25:09 | 1:25:15 | |
You have exactly 15 seconds before... What? | 1:25:15 | 1:25:19 | |
Take the money. Let the wench try her luck. | 1:25:19 | 1:25:23 | |
Let her what?! | 1:25:23 | 1:25:25 | |
Suppose she loses? | 1:25:27 | 1:25:30 | |
(Are you sure it will work?) | 1:25:32 | 1:25:35 | |
-OK. ..We'll take it. -We most certainly will not take it! | 1:25:35 | 1:25:39 | |
-Mr Seymour's made a meritory suggestion. -I don't get you. | 1:25:39 | 1:25:43 | |
-One minute you're a hero... -We all make mistakes. Right, Mr Seymour? | 1:25:43 | 1:25:49 | |
It's smart to know when to crawfish. | 1:25:49 | 1:25:52 | |
I'll show you to a nice, quiet room for our more valued customers. | 1:25:52 | 1:25:57 | |
-But I don't know how to gamble. -This is a good place to learn. | 1:25:57 | 1:26:02 | |
Harry, take care of my friends. OK, Mr Seymour. | 1:26:05 | 1:26:09 | |
Good luck, folks. | 1:26:09 | 1:26:11 | |
-900 worth, please. -Yes, sir. | 1:26:11 | 1:26:14 | |
Don't worry. Just let me handle this. | 1:26:15 | 1:26:19 | |
I'll take the chips, please. | 1:26:19 | 1:26:21 | |
Yellows are a dollar. | 1:26:21 | 1:26:24 | |
The reds are five. | 1:26:24 | 1:26:27 | |
The blues are 25, the whites 100. | 1:26:27 | 1:26:29 | |
-Don't you have any 50 cent chips? -Not in this room, lady. | 1:26:29 | 1:26:34 | |
-Make your bets, please. -It's 28 minutes to midnight. Hurry. | 1:26:34 | 1:26:39 | |
Oh... Oh, 29. It's a good number. | 1:26:39 | 1:26:42 | |
-No, no, no. Bet 'em all. -Are you trying to lose my 900 again? | 1:26:42 | 1:26:47 | |
No more bets, please. | 1:26:47 | 1:26:50 | |
The number is 31. | 1:26:56 | 1:26:58 | |
Oh, that's not my num... | 1:27:00 | 1:27:02 | |
-How nice! -Make your bets, please. | 1:27:04 | 1:27:07 | |
Let the whole thing ride. ..No, no! | 1:27:07 | 1:27:11 | |
-Put it on one number. -Would you let me do it my way? | 1:27:11 | 1:27:15 | |
Number 32. And we have... | 1:27:31 | 1:27:34 | |
And we have 36 on number 32. | 1:27:38 | 1:27:42 | |
I told you I had a talent for this. ..Pay me! | 1:27:42 | 1:27:45 | |
Evening, folks. | 1:27:45 | 1:27:48 | |
(What goes on here?) (You tell me.) | 1:27:48 | 1:27:52 | |
We're doing fine. Now, let's see. | 1:27:52 | 1:27:55 | |
-Let's put 'em all on... -No! -Let me. -Have you played this before? | 1:27:55 | 1:28:00 | |
-No. -Then leave my chips alone. I have a system. -What system?! | 1:28:00 | 1:28:05 | |
-Woman's intuition. -Put 'em all on one number. | 1:28:05 | 1:28:09 | |
Time's running out! | 1:28:10 | 1:28:13 | |
Spin the wheel, please. | 1:28:13 | 1:28:16 | |
Watch the board. Whatever happens, watch those chips on the board. | 1:28:21 | 1:28:27 | |
-Yee-ha! -One more, and we're home. | 1:28:45 | 1:28:48 | |
Now we let it ride. | 1:28:57 | 1:29:00 | |
Don't fool with her. Go to the gaff. Got you. | 1:29:02 | 1:29:05 | |
-Would you spin the wheel, please? -Yes, ma'am. | 1:29:06 | 1:29:11 | |
Everything rides on number 20. | 1:29:12 | 1:29:15 | |
What...? | 1:29:27 | 1:29:29 | |
Number 15. So very sorry, ma'am. | 1:29:29 | 1:29:33 | |
You know what I think? I think this is a stupid game. | 1:29:44 | 1:29:48 | |
-Something must have gone wrong. -I'll say. We lost almost everything. -Well, don't panic. | 1:29:48 | 1:29:55 | |
Relax. We've still got half the chips we won the first time. | 1:29:55 | 1:30:00 | |
Scurvy cheat. | 1:30:04 | 1:30:06 | |
Look, put 'em all down. Put all the chips down. | 1:30:14 | 1:30:19 | |
If we put all the chips on one number, and it comes up... | 1:30:19 | 1:30:24 | |
yeah, we're still in business. | 1:30:24 | 1:30:27 | |
-Make your bets, please. -The question is... | 1:30:27 | 1:30:31 | |
What if it doesn't come up? | 1:30:31 | 1:30:34 | |
Don't worry. | 1:30:37 | 1:30:38 | |
-Everything is go. All on 11. -That's all we have. -No more bets, please. | 1:30:38 | 1:30:44 | |
Everything goes on 11. | 1:30:44 | 1:30:46 | |
Relax. | 1:30:46 | 1:30:49 | |
AAAGH! | 1:30:59 | 1:31:01 | |
-We won! -Come on, we've got enough. -Enough?! We're on a winning streak! Think of those dear old ladies. | 1:31:09 | 1:31:16 | |
We could buy them warm coats and cars and polo ponies. | 1:31:16 | 1:31:20 | |
We barely have time to make it. ..Pay up, we're in a big hurry! | 1:31:20 | 1:31:26 | |
-One more bet. -Hey, fella! | 1:31:26 | 1:31:28 | |
Pay up. | 1:31:28 | 1:31:31 | |
36,000...37,000...38,000... | 1:31:31 | 1:31:35 | |
That's enough. We thank you. ..Let's go. | 1:31:35 | 1:31:40 | |
There's still more! | 1:31:40 | 1:31:42 | |
Not yet. I put down a new carpet. | 1:31:47 | 1:31:50 | |
-I hear you've done very well. -Not bad. | 1:31:50 | 1:31:54 | |
May I see? ..Please. | 1:31:54 | 1:31:57 | |
My, my. That's very nice indeed. | 1:32:00 | 1:32:04 | |
You made out all right. You took Silky's advice. | 1:32:04 | 1:32:08 | |
-Take his advice again. Let me keep this for you. -No! | 1:32:11 | 1:32:15 | |
It's a lot of bread to carry round. This is a dangerous neighbourhood. | 1:32:15 | 1:32:21 | |
OK, Professor. Give me the bag. | 1:32:23 | 1:32:26 | |
I've been very patient with both of you, and very civilised. | 1:32:28 | 1:32:32 | |
OK, boys. | 1:32:32 | 1:32:35 | |
Go over there, Jo Anne. | 1:32:35 | 1:32:37 | |
Make with the muscle. | 1:32:37 | 1:32:40 | |
Make your play! | 1:32:42 | 1:32:44 | |
Missed! | 1:32:56 | 1:32:58 | |
What's the matter with you? Get him! | 1:33:00 | 1:33:02 | |
And now for Mr Seymour. | 1:33:04 | 1:33:07 | |
Steve! | 1:33:08 | 1:33:09 | |
Get his guns! > | 1:33:10 | 1:33:13 | |
Get the gun! | 1:33:15 | 1:33:17 | |
Shoot him! Shoot him! | 1:33:20 | 1:33:24 | |
-I shot him. -Don't point that over here. | 1:33:26 | 1:33:30 | |
All ashore what's going ashore! | 1:33:32 | 1:33:35 | |
Steve! | 1:33:42 | 1:33:44 | |
Quite nice, lad. Yeah! | 1:33:44 | 1:33:47 | |
-There's a boat. Come on. -Proceed, lad. I'll tidy up a bit. -Have fun. | 1:33:50 | 1:33:55 | |
Help! | 1:34:06 | 1:34:08 | |
Come on! Stop fooling around. | 1:34:15 | 1:34:18 | |
Get him any way you can. | 1:34:18 | 1:34:21 | |
Any idea who we're fighting? It ain't "who", it's "what". | 1:34:27 | 1:34:32 | |
Are we winning, Mr Seymour? | 1:34:34 | 1:34:37 | |
Who's that? It's me, stupid! | 1:34:39 | 1:34:43 | |
It's here, someplace. If you think it scares me... | 1:34:43 | 1:34:47 | |
Stop him! | 1:34:52 | 1:34:55 | |
Can't you give us more time? | 1:35:18 | 1:35:21 | |
I'm sorry. I'm always precise. According to this document, | 1:35:21 | 1:35:27 | |
unless you produce the required payment by midnight, which is just 11 seconds away... | 1:35:27 | 1:35:33 | |
eight...seven... | 1:35:33 | 1:35:37 | |
SOUND OF BOAT APPROACHING | 1:35:37 | 1:35:40 | |
Thank you, Mr Ainsworth. It's a pleasure to do business with you. | 1:35:45 | 1:35:51 | |
Mr Walker, this is the moment that most of us have been waiting for all our lives. | 1:35:53 | 1:36:00 | |
Will you burn the mortgage? | 1:36:00 | 1:36:03 | |
Thank you very much, but that honour's not for me. I... | 1:36:03 | 1:36:08 | |
BLACKBEARD SINGS | 1:36:08 | 1:36:11 | |
Here comes the fella you really should thank. | 1:36:12 | 1:36:16 | |
Old buddy, I'm glad to see you. ..Ladies, repeat after me - you, too - | 1:36:40 | 1:36:47 | |
Kree kruh... | 1:36:48 | 1:36:50 | |
ALL: Kree kruh... | 1:36:50 | 1:36:52 | |
-..vergo gebba... -..vergo gebba... | 1:36:53 | 1:36:56 | |
-..kalto kree. -..kalto kree. | 1:36:56 | 1:36:59 | |
CLAP OF THUNDER | 1:36:59 | 1:37:02 | |
-Allow me to present your real benefactor. -Captain Blackbeard! | 1:37:09 | 1:37:14 | |
My respects, ma'am. | 1:37:17 | 1:37:20 | |
Good ladies, your welcome has touched me deeply. | 1:37:21 | 1:37:26 | |
Loath as I am to play the gallant, | 1:37:29 | 1:37:32 | |
I am bound to say that I have never beheld | 1:37:32 | 1:37:37 | |
a concourse of bare creatures which has stirred me more. | 1:37:37 | 1:37:43 | |
Thank ye for your esteem. | 1:37:44 | 1:37:47 | |
And yet you cannot know what it has been like for a person of my disposition, | 1:37:47 | 1:37:54 | |
to have had no-one to talk to for 200 cursed and dusty years. | 1:37:54 | 1:38:00 | |
Yet now my voice is heard once again. | 1:38:02 | 1:38:06 | |
I do thank you. | 1:38:06 | 1:38:08 | |
Yet stay! | 1:38:09 | 1:38:11 | |
It is not my wish, as a person as generous as my good self, | 1:38:11 | 1:38:19 | |
to seek to take the lion's share of the glory. No, no. | 1:38:19 | 1:38:24 | |
Oh, no. | 1:38:24 | 1:38:26 | |
This young...rooster, my good friend... | 1:38:26 | 1:38:33 | |
he played a modest part in your delivery from disaster. | 1:38:33 | 1:38:38 | |
-I'd only like... -Not now, son! | 1:38:41 | 1:38:44 | |
Our 'eart is too full to hear more. | 1:38:44 | 1:38:48 | |
Now, if I might have that vile document. | 1:38:50 | 1:38:54 | |
Alditha. | 1:39:03 | 1:39:06 | |
The time is here. | 1:39:06 | 1:39:08 | |
I go now to a distant and - I hope - hospitable shore. | 1:39:08 | 1:39:16 | |
I beg of you, | 1:39:16 | 1:39:19 | |
take notice of this. | 1:39:19 | 1:39:22 | |
I, Edward Teach, captain, | 1:39:25 | 1:39:29 | |
affectionately known... as Blackbeard, | 1:39:29 | 1:39:34 | |
was not all bad. | 1:39:34 | 1:39:40 | |
Look after this boy. He needs help. | 1:39:49 | 1:39:53 | |
-Farewell, lad. -Goodbye, Captain. | 1:39:57 | 1:40:00 | |
We will not meet again. | 1:40:00 | 1:40:04 | |
Beware all wenches. | 1:40:06 | 1:40:10 | |
# For he's a jolly good fellow He's a jolly good fellow | 1:40:11 | 1:40:15 | |
# He's a jolly good fellow | 1:40:15 | 1:40:19 | |
# And so say all of us. # | 1:40:19 | 1:40:22 | |
Share this one amongst you, me beauties. | 1:40:22 | 1:40:26 | |
You know something? I'm gonna miss the old scoundrel. | 1:40:35 | 1:40:40 | |
You know something? | 1:40:40 | 1:40:42 | |
I loved you even when I thought you were nuts. | 1:40:42 | 1:40:46 | |
Look! | 1:40:49 | 1:40:50 | |
WHISTLE | 1:41:01 | 1:41:04 | |
Captain! Proud to see you again, sir. | 1:41:04 | 1:41:08 | |
Where have you been? Where we often row? | 1:41:08 | 1:41:12 | |
No, you lazy swabs! | 1:41:12 | 1:41:15 | |
Stir yourselves! | 1:41:15 | 1:41:18 | |
Lively now... | 1:41:18 | 1:41:21 | |
or I'll carve your gizzard and fry it for me supper. | 1:41:21 | 1:41:27 | |
BLACKBEARD LAUGHS | 1:41:43 | 1:41:46 | |
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