Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger!

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I love Christmas.	0:00:28	0:00:30
The tree, the lights, even the shopping.	0:00:30	0:00:33
And this Christmas was all about new beginnings.	0:00:33	0:00:36
I was starting a new job	0:00:36	0:00:37
at a new school	0:00:37	0:00:39
and having my very first baby.	0:00:39	0:00:41
Well, that's what Christmas is all about.	0:00:41	0:00:43
Family.	0:00:43	0:00:45
The only problem was, I didn't get on with my family.	0:00:45	0:00:48
Especially my twin brother Roderick.	0:00:48	0:00:50
But I wasn't going to let that spoil things.	0:00:51	0:00:54
No.	0:00:54	0:00:56
Hi!	0:00:56	0:00:57
No, I just had a feeling...	0:00:57	0:00:59
-Want to put this on the tree? -..this was going to be	0:00:59	0:01:02
the best Christmas ever.	0:01:02	0:01:04
Higher. And back. No...	0:01:04	0:01:05
Ooh! Ohh!	0:01:05	0:01:07
-Are you all right? -Yeah. I'm just a bit stuck.	0:01:07	0:01:11
-I love Christmas. -Yeah.	0:01:12	0:01:14
I'm glad that we're here and I'm glad that we've moved away.	0:01:14	0:01:17
Yeah.	0:01:17	0:01:18
What was the Headmistress like?	0:01:18	0:01:20
She seemed good. Seemed like she really knew what she was doing.	0:01:21	0:01:24
-Did you meet anybody else there? -No, she didn't want me to.	0:01:24	0:01:28
No, from what she said, the staff are fantastic.	0:01:28	0:01:32
Sounds like the perfect school.	0:01:32	0:01:34
CHILDREN SHOUT ROWDILY	0:01:34	0:01:35
Argh! Argh!	0:01:38	0:01:41
Yargh!	0:01:41	0:01:43
Mrs Bevan?	0:01:45	0:01:46
Mr Lambert. Supply teacher.	0:01:46	0:01:47
-Mr Lambert. -Lambert.	0:01:47	0:01:49
Oh, I'm so pleased to see you	0:01:49	0:01:50
and so grateful.	0:01:50	0:01:51
This is what it's like	0:01:51	0:01:53
when you have a baby.	0:01:53	0:01:55
Whoa!	0:01:55	0:01:56
CHEERING	0:01:58	0:01:59
And our last teacher, Mr Maddens,	0:01:59	0:02:00
he had to go to America,	0:02:00	0:02:02
so we lost him unfortunately,	0:02:02	0:02:03
but you're going to love Mr Poppy.	0:02:03	0:02:05
Mr Whippy Poo!	0:02:05	0:02:08
CHILDREN LAUGH	0:02:08	0:02:11
Enthusiastic, energetic.	0:02:11	0:02:13
-Ready? -Yes.	0:02:13	0:02:14
Fire!	0:02:14	0:02:16
Ohh!	0:02:23	0:02:24
Don't throw the eggs.	0:02:24	0:02:26
Everybody, give your eggs to me.	0:02:26	0:02:28
SCREAMS	0:02:28	0:02:29
Um...	0:02:31	0:02:32
So your class is just down here.	0:02:36	0:02:37
They're great kids. They're lively, feisty.	0:02:37	0:02:40
BREAKS WIND CHEERING	0:02:40	0:02:42
What do you think? Yes!	0:02:42	0:02:44
CHILDREN BREAK WIND	0:02:46	0:02:49
Who put you up to this?	0:02:49	0:02:50
CHILDREN: Mr Poppy.	0:02:50	0:02:52
Mr Poppy! BREAKING WIND	0:02:52	0:02:54
Good morning, boys and girls.	0:03:02	0:03:04
ALL: Good morning, Mr Shakespeare.	0:03:04	0:03:07
Who will win a Song For Christmas?	0:03:07	0:03:09
This Christmas, Coventry's own Oakmoor School	0:03:09	0:03:11
will be shining a light on our city	0:03:11	0:03:13
at the prestigious A Song for Christmas Contest.	0:03:13	0:03:18
A Song For Christmas is open to any school soloist or Glee Club	0:03:18	0:03:21
up to the age of 18.	0:03:21	0:03:23
-I'm only six. -We tick the box.	0:03:23	0:03:25
IMITATES SOUND OF BOXES BEING TICKED	0:03:25	0:03:27
Now, it's taking place at Llawen Castle in Wales.	0:03:27	0:03:32
The competition will be hosted by singing sensation...	0:03:32	0:03:37
Angel Matthews.	0:03:37	0:03:38
I love Angel Matthews.	0:03:38	0:03:40
She's the one that sung... HUMS	0:03:40	0:03:43
And competing alongside Oakmoor School will be St Cuthbert's Choir	0:03:43	0:03:47
and they're from London	0:03:47	0:03:48
and they're led by a renowned conductor, Roderick Peterson.	0:03:48	0:03:52
-Never heard of him. -He's a sensational young talent	0:03:52	0:03:55
and, um, he's going to have a top-notch choir,	0:03:55	0:03:58
so we've really got to come up with it, OK?	0:03:58	0:03:59
The winning song will win...	0:03:59	0:04:01
£10,000! OTHERS: WOW!	0:04:01	0:04:05
And could even become a Christmas No.1.	0:04:05	0:04:09
GRUNTS HAPPILY	0:04:09	0:04:10
Final closing date for entries...	0:04:10	0:04:13
is tomorrow.	0:04:13	0:04:14
Right, OK, my little mystic monkeys, I want you to go through the school,	0:04:14	0:04:17
tell everyone we are holding secret Song for Christmas auditions.	0:04:17	0:04:21
And if anybody comes up to you and asks you,	0:04:21	0:04:24
you need to say... "What Song for Christmas?"	0:04:24	0:04:27
What Song for Christmas?	0:04:27	0:04:29
Yes!	0:04:29	0:04:31
MUSIC: Jingle Bells sung by the Puppini Sisters	0:04:31	0:04:34
# Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way	0:04:38	0:04:42
# Oh, what fun it is to ride	0:04:42	0:04:44
# In a one-horse open	0:04:44	0:04:48
# Sleigh	0:04:48	0:04:50
# Sleigh, hey! #	0:04:50	0:04:52
# We're going to win A Song for Christmas	0:04:52	0:04:55
# Because it's Christmas and it's snowing outside	0:04:55	0:04:57
# It is cold	0:04:57	0:04:59
# But I don't care	0:04:59	0:05:00
# Because we're wrapped up, even warmer inside. #	0:05:00	0:05:03
-You're going to go through to boot camp! -Yay!	0:05:03	0:05:06
-# Christmas is here... -# Yeah!	0:05:06	0:05:08
-# Christmas is here -A-ha.	0:05:08	0:05:10
# Christmas is the time to cheer	0:05:10	0:05:12
-What is it? -# Christmas is here	0:05:12	0:05:14
-It's here? -# Yeah, Christmas is here	0:05:14	0:05:16
-Really? -# Christmas is a time to cheer. #	0:05:16	0:05:18
Anything else?	0:05:22	0:05:23
Is that it? Are you all out? Are you spent?	0:05:25	0:05:28
Oh...	0:05:28	0:05:29
Fantastic!	0:05:37	0:05:38
# I had a little turtle	0:05:38	0:05:40
# His name was Tiny Tim	0:05:40	0:05:42
# I put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim. #	0:05:42	0:05:46
BUZZER RESOUNDS	0:05:46	0:05:48
We love Christmas	0:05:48	0:05:49
We love C-C-C-Christmas.	0:05:49	0:05:50
P-P-Presents, p-p-pudding	0:05:50	0:05:53
And also pulling, pulling p-p-p...	0:05:53	0:05:55
Pulling crackers	0:05:55	0:05:56
Crackers, c-c-crackers	0:05:56	0:05:57
Everyone start to join in now.	0:05:57	0:06:00
# They tried to make me go to rehab	0:06:00	0:06:02
# And I said no, no, no... #	0:06:02	0:06:06
# Sparkle and shine	0:06:07	0:06:10
-# Planets gather round... -#	0:06:10	0:06:12
I am the angel	0:06:14	0:06:15
I come from heaven and...MUMBLES	0:06:15	0:06:18
And...and I've gone to Devon	0:06:18	0:06:20
Every day I...MUMBLES and I sing a song at Christmas	0:06:20	0:06:23
MUMBLES ..everything I...	0:06:23	0:06:25
I don't care if you know my name	0:06:25	0:06:29
I will sing a song for you	0:06:29	0:06:32
I don't care	0:06:32	0:06:33
I don't know how to say hello	0:06:33	0:06:35
And I'm made of yellow.	0:06:35	0:06:37
Good morning, boys and girls.	0:06:39	0:06:41
Good morning, Mrs Bevan.	0:06:41	0:06:45
Well, you're all looking very sparkly today, aren't you,	0:06:45	0:06:48
on this lovely sunny morning.	0:06:48	0:06:49
And that's because we're on the countdown to...	0:06:49	0:06:53
ALL: Christmas!	0:06:53	0:06:55
Now, some of you are very excited about a competition	0:06:55	0:06:58
that I've heard about that's happening in Wales.	0:06:58	0:07:01
Well, children, I have to tell you	0:07:01	0:07:03
that St Bernadette's will not be going.	0:07:03	0:07:05
CHILDREN: Ohhh!	0:07:05	0:07:08
The thing is, we simply don't have the money, the talent or the time.	0:07:08	0:07:13
But to make up for it,	0:07:13	0:07:15
we are going on a special visit to see Father Christmas.	0:07:15	0:07:21
-Isn't that exciting? -SILENCE	0:07:21	0:07:23
MUSIC: Away In A Manger	0:07:26	0:07:29
# Away in a manger... #	0:07:29	0:07:32
-THUD! -Oh, my goodness me.	0:07:32	0:07:34
Please tell me this is a joke, Auntie Pat.	0:07:34	0:07:36
What do you mean?	0:07:36	0:07:37
-"You're not going to the Song for Christmas." -Well, you're not.	0:07:37	0:07:40
Well, I've already been doing auditions for the children, OK?	0:07:40	0:07:43
Desmond, not again.	0:07:43	0:07:46
You promised me you wouldn't do anything	0:07:46	0:07:48
unless we spoke about it first.	0:07:48	0:07:50
Please, come and sit down.	0:07:50	0:07:52
I didn't want to have to do this, Auntie Pat,	0:07:52	0:07:53
but I would like to speak to your supervisor, please.	0:07:53	0:07:56
-What? -Yes.	0:07:56	0:07:58
Like to speak to your...manager.	0:07:58	0:08:01
-Get them in. -Desmond!	0:08:01	0:08:02
Do you understand that you're only here because...	0:08:02	0:08:05
-QUIETLY: -..You are my nephew?	0:08:05	0:08:06
You're not even a qualified teacher. You can barely read and write!	0:08:06	0:08:10
So if we find a proper teacher, we can go, right?	0:08:10	0:08:12
SCOFFS	0:08:12	0:08:14
Every time I find anybody,	0:08:14	0:08:15
you do something so appalling that they leave.	0:08:15	0:08:17
It is not happening.	0:08:17	0:08:19
Do you understand that? N-O, no, Desmond.	0:08:19	0:08:23
Right, you are not my best friend, Auntie Pat. All right?	0:08:23	0:08:25
And you are not in my team any more.	0:08:25	0:08:28
As of this day I am freezing you out.	0:08:28	0:08:31
Plaaa!	0:08:31	0:08:32
# We three Kings of Orient are	0:08:42	0:08:46
# Bearing gifts, we traverse afar	0:08:46	0:08:49
# Field and fountain, moor and mountain	0:08:49	0:08:53
# Following yonder star. #	0:08:53	0:08:55
Oh, lovely finish. Just love it.	0:08:55	0:08:57
I can see the star. I think maybe you're a star.	0:08:57	0:09:00
# The stars in the bright sky	0:09:00	0:09:04
# Look down where he lay... #	0:09:04	0:09:07
This is a national competition.	0:09:07	0:09:10
This is the gateway to stardom!	0:09:10	0:09:13
# God rest ye merry gentlemen	0:09:13	0:09:15
# Let nothing you dismay	0:09:15	0:09:17
# For Jesus Christ our Saviour was born on Christmas Day	0:09:17	0:09:21
# To save us all from Satan's power	0:09:21	0:09:24
# When we were gone astray... #	0:09:24	0:09:25
-There it is. -# Oh tidings of... #	0:09:25	0:09:27
That's Christmas for you.	0:09:27	0:09:28
# Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way... #	0:09:28	0:09:33
Go and sit down!	0:09:33	0:09:34
# With th'angelic host proclaim	0:09:34	0:09:38
# Christ is born in Bethlehem	0:09:38	0:09:43
# Hark! the herald angels sing	0:09:43	0:09:47
# Glory to the newborn King. #	0:09:47	0:09:53
# O Christmas tree O Christmas tree	0:09:53	0:09:56
# Thy leaves are so unchanging. #	0:09:56	0:10:00
Nice try, Ravi.	0:10:00	0:10:02
OK.	0:10:05	0:10:07
Mrs Bevan has done a complete freak-out on me.	0:10:07	0:10:10
She pulled the plug.	0:10:10	0:10:11
-She's just... -IMITATES BREAKING WIND	0:10:11	0:10:14
..on everything.	0:10:14	0:10:16
Teachers are losers.	0:10:16	0:10:17
Yeah, teachers are losers and what are we?	0:10:17	0:10:19
QUIETLY: Winners.	0:10:21	0:10:22
Well, that's a bit rubbish.	0:10:22	0:10:25
We've got to turn it round.	0:10:25	0:10:26
We've got to do something.	0:10:26	0:10:28
We're going to turn it round big-time.	0:10:28	0:10:30
We're going to turn it round big-time.	0:10:30	0:10:32
Do we need a teacher?	0:10:32	0:10:34
No!	0:10:34	0:10:35
Do we believe in this class?	0:10:35	0:10:37
Yes!	0:10:37	0:10:38
Who believes we can win Song For Christmas?	0:10:38	0:10:41
Me!	0:10:41	0:10:42
Who wants to go and see Father Christmas?	0:10:42	0:10:44
-Me! -Well, come on, then.	0:10:44	0:10:46
# Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away	0:10:49	0:10:53
# Michael Finlay lost his willy on the motorway, hey!	0:10:53	0:10:57
# Jingle bells, jingle bells... #	0:10:57	0:10:59
'Scuse me, can I help you?	0:10:59	0:11:00
Yeah, I'm just here to see Mrs Bevan.	0:11:00	0:11:02
-Yeah, what about? -I'm Donald Peterson.	0:11:02	0:11:04
I'm the new Class Seven teacher.	0:11:04	0:11:05
Hello.	0:11:05	0:11:06
I actually can't understand what you're saying.	0:11:06	0:11:09
IMITATES SCOTTISH ACCENT	0:11:09	0:11:10
-Um, what's your name, sorry? -"What's your name, sorry?"	0:11:13	0:11:16
Right. I tell you what I'm going to do.	0:11:16	0:11:18
I tell you what I'm going to do.	0:11:18	0:11:20
-OK. -I'm going to count to ten	0:11:20	0:11:21
and if you're not out of that gate,	0:11:21	0:11:23
we are going to freak you right out and take you down.	0:11:23	0:11:27
Sorry, is that a threat?	0:11:27	0:11:28
Ten!	0:11:28	0:11:29
-CHILDREN: -Nine,	0:11:29	0:11:30
eight, seven,	0:11:30	0:11:32
-six... -OK, everyone.	0:11:32	0:11:33
..five, four,	0:11:33	0:11:35
three, two,	0:11:35	0:11:37
-one. -Charge him!	0:11:37	0:11:39
Oh, no, I've got to see the head teacher.	0:11:39	0:11:43
This is not funny. This is...	0:11:43	0:11:45
Take him down!	0:11:45	0:11:46
I've got a letter.	0:11:46	0:11:47
Mr Poppy! Stop it!	0:11:47	0:11:49
Stop it!	0:11:49	0:11:50
Was that man in charge of a class?	0:11:50	0:11:52
Not in charge, no, no, no, no.	0:11:52	0:11:54
We wouldn't put him in charge.	0:11:54	0:11:55
He's an assistant.	0:11:55	0:11:57
-That man is a Classroom Assistant? -That's right.	0:11:57	0:12:00
-Does that not worry you? -Well, yes, and that's why we need you.	0:12:00	0:12:04
We need discipline and focus and you're the man to give it to us.	0:12:04	0:12:08
If you can work with him till Christmas,	0:12:08	0:12:10
I'll make you headmaster in January.	0:12:10	0:12:12
-You can't do that. -I will.	0:12:12	0:12:13
# Jingle, merry, merry, merry, merry elves	0:12:17	0:12:19
# We've got many, many, many bells	0:12:19	0:12:21
# We're in the workshop all by ourselves... #	0:12:21	0:12:23
It's Mr Shakespeare.	0:12:23	0:12:25
# Santa's little helpers, Santa's little elves	0:12:25	0:12:27
# We think of you and not ourselves	0:12:27	0:12:29
# We've got our toys lined up on our shelves	0:12:29	0:12:31
# Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas	0:12:31	0:12:33
# Elf Olaf is a guiding star	0:12:33	0:12:35
# He's the greatest elf by far	0:12:35	0:12:37
# You'll get a laptop, you'll get a car	0:12:37	0:12:40
# Merry, merry elfin Christmas	0:12:40	0:12:42
# Shake your bells if you love elves Shake your bells if you love elves	0:12:42	0:12:46
# Shake your bells if you love elves	0:12:46	0:12:48
# Merry, merry elfin Christmas. #	0:12:48	0:12:50
Well done, everyone, absolutely marvellous.	0:12:52	0:12:55
Hello, Mr Poppy. How wonderful to see you.	0:12:55	0:12:57
Hello, boys and girls.	0:12:57	0:12:59
-What are you doing here? -What are you doing here?	0:12:59	0:13:01
Well, we're here practising for our Song for Christmas	0:13:01	0:13:04
and I think we did very well. Don't you?	0:13:04	0:13:06
CHILDREN: Yes, Mr Shakespeare.	0:13:06	0:13:08
We're going to be going to Song for Christmas.	0:13:08	0:13:11
-You are? Oh, really? -Yes, really.	0:13:11	0:13:13
This is a national, national competition.	0:13:13	0:13:16
Yeah, and we're going to win it.	0:13:16	0:13:18
But this is like Saturday night television live.	0:13:18	0:13:21
Yeah, I know, and we're going to be on it.	0:13:21	0:13:22
We're going to be on it and win it.	0:13:22	0:13:24
-We're going to be on it and win it. -You're not, we are.	0:13:24	0:13:27
-We're going to win. -We are.	0:13:27	0:13:28
-Right, who's going to win it? -We are!	0:13:28	0:13:31
I feel sorry for you, I really do.	0:13:31	0:13:33
Not only are you poor and thick,	0:13:33	0:13:36
you're actually taught, allegedly, by this man here.	0:13:36	0:13:38
-Excuse me. -No, no...	0:13:38	0:13:40
-Jess, stand there. -We need to see Father Christmas.	0:13:40	0:13:42
-Come on, kids. -No.	0:13:42	0:13:44
Thou shalt not pass.	0:13:44	0:13:45
Don't be so ridiculous. Please.	0:13:45	0:13:46
Don't you shout at me.	0:13:46	0:13:49
-How dare you! -You...	0:13:49	0:13:52
-Ha! -Rip my ears off,	0:13:52	0:13:53
-I'll rip your head off! -Argh!	0:13:53	0:13:55
Stupid man!	0:13:55	0:13:56
Rip my head off?	0:13:56	0:13:58
Agh!	0:13:58	0:14:00
Right.	0:14:00	0:14:01
Let's go. Let's just go. Licking my face. It's hideous.	0:14:01	0:14:04
Come on, children. Stay away from him, please.	0:14:04	0:14:06
Father Christmas, we've come to you because you are our only hope.	0:14:08	0:14:12
Oh.	0:14:12	0:14:13
We need you to help us grant our Christmas wish.	0:14:13	0:14:16
We're having a nightmare, to be honest, aren't we, kids?	0:14:16	0:14:19
We really want to go to Song For Christmas	0:14:19	0:14:21
but, like, Auntie Pat won't let us	0:14:21	0:14:22
because she's saying I'm not a proper teacher	0:14:22	0:14:24
and saying we haven't the money to get a bus to get there.	0:14:24	0:14:27
But it's at this castle in Wales and you can win, like, £10,000.	0:14:27	0:14:30
Christmas number one, Christmas album.	0:14:30	0:14:32
Everything will be sweet. We've got to make it happen.	0:14:32	0:14:34
Nobody believes in us any more, Santa.	0:14:34	0:14:37
Well, we're not very good singers.	0:14:37	0:14:39
Yes, you are. We are.	0:14:39	0:14:41
-No, we're not. -Santa, nobody likes us any more.	0:14:41	0:14:45
Please help us win the Song for Christmas.	0:14:45	0:14:48
I will try and make that wish come true.	0:14:48	0:14:50
I will do that, Mr Poppy.	0:14:50	0:14:52
Close your eyes and wish.	0:14:52	0:14:54
I think that's a very good wish, that is.	0:14:57	0:15:00
With all that effort, I think we might be able to get there.	0:15:00	0:15:03
CHILDREN: Thank you.	0:15:03	0:15:05
SCHOOL BELL RINGS	0:15:05	0:15:06
Now, listen up, guys, OK?	0:15:15	0:15:17
Do not mention Song for Christmas.	0:15:17	0:15:19
CHILDREN: What Song for Christmas?	0:15:19	0:15:21
All for one and one for all!	0:15:21	0:15:23
Mr Poppy.	0:15:30	0:15:31
MAKES FLYING NOISES	0:15:31	0:15:32
MAKES LANDING NOISES	0:15:36	0:15:38
-OK? -Mm-hm.	0:15:38	0:15:40
I feel like I've got an apology to make.	0:15:40	0:15:44
I'm really sorry about what happened.	0:15:44	0:15:46
It was basically a dare that got out of hand.	0:15:46	0:15:48
-It was a dare? -Mm.	0:15:48	0:15:50
-Who dared you? -One of the children basically dared me	0:15:50	0:15:53
and I don't know if you know about dares but you've got to do the dare.	0:15:53	0:15:56
If you don't do the dare it turns into a double dare,	0:15:56	0:15:58
then triple, quadruple,	0:15:58	0:15:59
and the last time that happened, we lost a child.	0:15:59	0:16:01
-Right. -Just so you know,	0:16:01	0:16:03
I've been with this class now for a couple of years.	0:16:03	0:16:06
-No, I understand that. -You know, we're not really a class,	0:16:06	0:16:08
-we're like a family. -Sure.	0:16:08	0:16:10
I'm like the dad of the family, they're like my children.	0:16:10	0:16:12
We're willing to let you audition for role of Mum.	0:16:12	0:16:15
OK, that's not how it's going to work.	0:16:15	0:16:17
What we're going to do now is we're going to get the kids' coats off.	0:16:17	0:16:20
You're going to hang your parka up,	0:16:20	0:16:21
we're all going to come in here and get to know each other. How's that?	0:16:21	0:16:24
MAKES FLYING NOISES	0:16:24	0:16:26
-Hello, what's your name? -Sam.	0:16:39	0:16:41
-Do you want to slip your hat off? -Sorry, this is a lucky hat.	0:16:41	0:16:44
You can't take that off.	0:16:44	0:16:46
She wears that in the bath, for dinner, in lessons.	0:16:46	0:16:48
Mr Poppy, Mr Poppy, shh, shh.	0:16:48	0:16:50
Sam.	0:16:50	0:16:52
-GASPS -Whoa, she's betrayed the hat.	0:16:52	0:16:55
It's just a hat, guys.	0:16:55	0:16:57
OK, boys and girls, lovely to meet you all.	0:16:57	0:17:00
My name is Mr Peterson and now I've got to get to know all of you.	0:17:00	0:17:05
What's this class been working on?	0:17:05	0:17:07
Yes.	0:17:07	0:17:08
Yeah, we've been doing a song, writing for Song for Christmas.	0:17:08	0:17:10
OTHERS: What Song for Christmas?	0:17:10	0:17:13
-What? -What Song for Christmas?	0:17:13	0:17:16
-What Song for Christmas? -What did you blurt that out for?	0:17:16	0:17:19
-What is that? -It's a national competition.	0:17:19	0:17:21
All the schools are entering it. It's nationwide.	0:17:21	0:17:23
The only thing is, you've got to sign this to enter us	0:17:23	0:17:26
because we need a proper teacher with a PGCD, whatever you've got.	0:17:26	0:17:30
So if you put your teacher's e-mail there, signature,	0:17:30	0:17:32
we can get that in the post.	0:17:32	0:17:34
Why has no teacher signed this already?	0:17:34	0:17:36
Because Mrs Bevan doesn't want us to go.	0:17:36	0:17:39
Mr Poppy, if Mrs Bevan has said no, then...	0:17:39	0:17:42
-It's not far. It's just Wales. -Wales?	0:17:42	0:17:44
Yeah, it's great. There's a castle. It's in a castle.	0:17:44	0:17:46
Look, it's my first day here. I can't be signing forms,	0:17:46	0:17:49
allowing you to take a class of children to Wales	0:17:49	0:17:51
when the Head Teacher said no.	0:17:51	0:17:52
-It'll put the school back on the map. -It'll put me out of a job.	0:17:52	0:17:55
No, it won't. Please, Mr Peterson.	0:17:55	0:17:57
If you put your name on there, then you're in the team.	0:17:57	0:18:01
WHISPERS: The family.	0:18:03	0:18:05
This is something you all want to do? ALL: Yes!	0:18:11	0:18:15
You got much to say about it?	0:18:15	0:18:17
Do you want to do it?	0:18:17	0:18:19
That's Tommy and he has not spoken since his dad left the home.	0:18:19	0:18:23
But he can sing. He's got the most amazing singing voice in the world.	0:18:23	0:18:27
What's the song like?	0:18:30	0:18:32
Yes!	0:18:32	0:18:33
Mr Peterson, I give you St Bernadette's!	0:18:33	0:18:38
# Christmas tinsel and jingle bells	0:18:38	0:18:42
# Presents beneath the tree	0:18:42	0:18:44
# Ho, ho, ho, ho	0:18:44	0:18:46
# Father Christmas and his little elves	0:18:46	0:18:49
# Making stuff for you and stuff for me	0:18:49	0:18:53
# You want your big Christmas Day	0:18:53	0:18:56
# You want your Santa and sleigh	0:18:56	0:19:00
# Don't forget about the baby who was born in the hay	0:19:00	0:19:05
# He was born in the hay	0:19:05	0:19:08
# Danger danger in the manger	0:19:08	0:19:10
# Don't give baby to a stranger	0:19:10	0:19:12
# Nasty Herod on his way, hide the baby in the hay	0:19:12	0:19:15
# Don't be a sheep, just be a King	0:19:15	0:19:18
# King, King, King. #	0:19:18	0:19:19
Very good.	0:19:22	0:19:24
Look, I thought you were all great	0:19:24	0:19:26
and I think it's really exciting that you've got this singing club	0:19:26	0:19:29
and it's great to see you doing your stuff	0:19:29	0:19:32
but, um...	0:19:32	0:19:33
What Mr Peterson is trying to say is it's good but we need a gimmick.	0:19:33	0:19:38
-Anyone got any ideas? -That's not...	0:19:38	0:19:40
Have smoke coming up from the stage. Baby Jesus could come up.	0:19:40	0:19:43
Yeah, we can get a baby.	0:19:43	0:19:45
OTHERS: Yes.	0:19:45	0:19:46
Who's got a baby?	0:19:46	0:19:47
Nobody's bringing any baby brothers	0:19:47	0:19:50
or sisters or nephews or nieces into school.	0:19:50	0:19:53
I think what Mr Peterson is trying to say	0:19:53	0:19:54
is tomorrow what we should be doing is a show and tell	0:19:54	0:19:57
where you each bring your baby brothers and sisters in.	0:19:57	0:19:59
That's very much the opposite of what Mr Peterson is trying to say.	0:19:59	0:20:03
Tomorrow we'll be in class. We'll be doing some maths, some literacy.	0:20:03	0:20:06
This is all great and it's very good fun.	0:20:06	0:20:08
And some of you are very talented. MOUTHS	0:20:08	0:20:10
But there is no bringing babies to school tomorrow. Is that understood?	0:20:10	0:20:14
Oh, excuse me! That is my private cupboard, thank you.	0:20:23	0:20:27
Who's that man?	0:20:27	0:20:28
That's Mr Maddens.	0:20:29	0:20:31
-And he's...? -He used to be a teacher here.	0:20:31	0:20:34
-Ah. -Yeah.	0:20:35	0:20:36
-Right. -And you could take a few tips from him, if you like,	0:20:36	0:20:39
because he's the sort of man	0:20:39	0:20:41
that would have been up for babies being in plays	0:20:41	0:20:44
and he's the sort of man that would have built the costumes	0:20:44	0:20:46
and created the thing.	0:20:46	0:20:47
Desmond, you do know there's no way we can enter this competition?	0:20:47	0:20:50
-What do you mean? -Stop raising the kids' expectations	0:20:50	0:20:54
that they're going to win prizes	0:20:54	0:20:55
and be the Christmas number one. It's not fair.	0:20:55	0:20:57
Excuse me, Mr Peterson,	0:20:57	0:20:59
but maybe you should take a good, hard look at this man.	0:20:59	0:21:04
Look in his eyes.	0:21:04	0:21:06
He was the greatest teacher we ever had.	0:21:07	0:21:09
Right.	0:21:09	0:21:10
Well, he's not here any more, is he?	0:21:10	0:21:12
No. He abandoned us.	0:21:12	0:21:14
Like you'll probably abandon us in a couple of weeks' time	0:21:14	0:21:16
when you decide that we're not good enough for you.	0:21:16	0:21:19
Mr Poppy, I'm here for the long haul.	0:21:19	0:21:22
I'm here to make these kids' lives better.	0:21:22	0:21:24
Mm.	0:21:24	0:21:26
Do you fancy maybe going for a sausage sizzler at the park?	0:21:26	0:21:29
-We always used to do that. -Oh, I've got to get back.	0:21:29	0:21:31
My wife's quite pregnant.	0:21:31	0:21:32
I should really shoot home.	0:21:32	0:21:34
But maybe another night, yeah.	0:21:34	0:21:37
I'd really like that.	0:21:37	0:21:38
OK.	0:21:38	0:21:39
OK? We good?	0:21:39	0:21:41
Are we agreed?	0:21:41	0:21:43
Yep.	0:21:43	0:21:44
See you in the morning.	0:21:44	0:21:46
SCHOOL BELL RINGS	0:21:53	0:21:55
-Oh, Mr Peterson. -Oh, hi, Lucy.	0:21:57	0:21:58
Oh, hello. Hi, Donald.	0:21:58	0:22:00
-How are you settling in? -Not bad. Yeah.	0:22:00	0:22:03
Good. It's great news about the...	0:22:03	0:22:06
the Song For Christmas.	0:22:06	0:22:07
Oh. You know about that?	0:22:07	0:22:09
Oh, Mr Poppy's told me.	0:22:09	0:22:11
Right. Well, I'm afraid I had to put a stop to it.	0:22:11	0:22:14
I thought there were baby auditions this morning.	0:22:14	0:22:17
No, no, we cancelled them.	0:22:17	0:22:19
-Really? -Didn't we?	0:22:19	0:22:21
-Did you? -Did we?	0:22:21	0:22:23
MUSIC: Jingle Bells sung by Bing Crosby & The Andrews Sisters	0:22:23	0:22:26
BABIES CRY	0:22:26	0:22:28
Has he got any special skills?	0:22:29	0:22:32
BABY BREAKS WIND	0:22:32	0:22:33
Brilliant! Brilliant!	0:22:33	0:22:36
Is he any good on a skateboard?	0:22:36	0:22:37
No, no, no. No, no. You're not putting a baby on a skateboard.	0:22:37	0:22:40
And then maybe a little...	0:22:42	0:22:44
And then jump off...	0:22:44	0:22:45
-WHISTLES -And into the crib.	0:22:45	0:22:47
Would you mind maybe if we were to put a little beard on her?	0:22:47	0:22:51
No.	0:22:51	0:22:52
What about me covering the baby in meat?	0:22:52	0:22:54
Why would baby Jesus be covered in meat?	0:22:54	0:22:56
Well, Lady Gaga covers herself in meat.	0:22:56	0:22:57
She wasn't the son of God.	0:22:57	0:22:59
BABY SQUEALS	0:22:59	0:23:00
Has she got any tricks, little party pieces?	0:23:00	0:23:04
We can train the babies up.	0:23:04	0:23:05
You can't train babies.	0:23:05	0:23:06
We can send the baby to boot camp.	0:23:06	0:23:08
We're not going to this competition.	0:23:08	0:23:09
We're going to go to the competition and win it.	0:23:09	0:23:12
HUMS TO DANCE STEPS	0:23:12	0:23:13
Yeah!	0:23:15	0:23:16
HUMS DANCE MOVES	0:23:21	0:23:23
Ah!	0:23:27	0:23:29
-Does he know the way to Wales? -Know your way to Wales?	0:23:29	0:23:32
I think he said yes.	0:23:32	0:23:33
He's just a bit tired.	0:23:36	0:23:37
# ..open sleigh. #	0:23:37	0:23:42
Absolutely unbelievable!	0:23:44	0:23:46
At last. Where've you been?	0:23:46	0:23:48
I think he's actually certifiably insane.	0:23:48	0:23:51
I mean, he dresses like a lunatic.	0:23:51	0:23:53
And the nonsense that comes out of his mouth.	0:23:53	0:23:55
This competition... Today, 25 babies show up.	0:23:55	0:23:58
We're not going to Song For Christmas,	0:23:58	0:24:00
like I've said 250 times already.	0:24:00	0:24:02
"No, you haven't." Yes, I have.	0:24:02	0:24:03
"You never told me." Yes, I did.	0:24:03	0:24:05
"You promised." I never promised.	0:24:05	0:24:07
Don.	0:24:07	0:24:09
You're just insane!	0:24:09	0:24:10
-Things are about to get worse. -KNOCK	0:24:10	0:24:12
-How can they possibly... Who's that? -It's your father.	0:24:12	0:24:15
What?	0:24:15	0:24:16
He phoned a couple of hours ago.	0:24:16	0:24:18
He wants to come and spend Christmas with us.	0:24:18	0:24:20
-He can't come here. -Well, he is.	0:24:20	0:24:22
-For Christmas? -Yes.	0:24:22	0:24:23
Why is he coming here? KNOCKING	0:24:23	0:24:25
Go and answer the door.	0:24:25	0:24:26
I don't want him shouting at us.	0:24:26	0:24:29
WHISPERS: Answer it!	0:24:29	0:24:31
-At last! -Hi, Dad.	0:24:32	0:24:34
What did you think I was? A bunch of carol singers?	0:24:34	0:24:36
-Hold on. Madge, Madge... -Nice surprise.	0:24:36	0:24:38
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.	0:24:38	0:24:41
I thought you knew. Yes.	0:24:41	0:24:42
For the next two weeks, I'll be away.	0:24:42	0:24:44
That's right. Absolutely everything.	0:24:44	0:24:46
Just cancel the lot.	0:24:46	0:24:48
That's it. Good. Thank you.	0:24:48	0:24:49
Just one minute. Donald.	0:24:49	0:24:52
Coat.	0:24:52	0:24:53
Thank you.	0:24:55	0:24:57
-Hi, Dad. -Thank you very much. Thank you.	0:24:58	0:25:00
Well, I have had the journey from hell.	0:25:00	0:25:03
Oh, sorry to hear that.	0:25:03	0:25:05
Sit, Donald.	0:25:05	0:25:08
So, new house.	0:25:08	0:25:10
New town. New job.	0:25:10	0:25:11
-Yeah. -Yeah.	0:25:11	0:25:13
I'm not going to beat about the bush.	0:25:13	0:25:15
Your job, a primary school teacher, is leading you nowhere.	0:25:15	0:25:19
How much a year do you get paid?	0:25:19	0:25:21
This job isn't about the money. That's not...	0:25:21	0:25:24
Everything is about the money, Donald.	0:25:24	0:25:26
Do you know what your brother has gone on to do?	0:25:26	0:25:29
Oh, I know...	0:25:29	0:25:30
Are you aware, frankly, of what that boy has achieved already?	0:25:30	0:25:33
And what he's going to achieve.	0:25:33	0:25:35
Your brother is going to be on TV tomorrow night	0:25:35	0:25:38
in A Song For Christmas.	0:25:38	0:25:39
-A Song For Christmas? -Yes.	0:25:39	0:25:41
A competition.	0:25:41	0:25:42
Which he undoubtedly will win.	0:25:42	0:25:44
Roderick's choir is the best in the country.	0:25:44	0:25:49
I've actually never said this to anybody	0:25:49	0:25:51
but when I looked at you both in that cot,	0:25:51	0:25:53
when you were both born, I could see this little halo above you	0:25:53	0:25:56
and I thought to myself, "You're going to be the one.	0:25:56	0:25:58
"You're going to be the one to take on the mantle.	0:25:58	0:26:01
"The Peterson mantle.	0:26:01	0:26:02
"And go on and achieve."	0:26:02	0:26:04
And somehow a cloud came over you.	0:26:04	0:26:07
And it shone on the other child.	0:26:08	0:26:10
And that child took off.	0:26:10	0:26:12
I'm very proud of your brother. I really am.	0:26:12	0:26:14
I make no bones of it.	0:26:14	0:26:16
I am disappointed in you.	0:26:16	0:26:18
And have been for quite some time.	0:26:18	0:26:20
Roderick this, Roderick that.	0:26:20	0:26:22
"Isn't Roderick amazing?	0:26:22	0:26:24
"Look at his amazing job."	0:26:24	0:26:25
Look at this.	0:26:25	0:26:27
Everyone says we look alike.	0:26:27	0:26:28
I don't think we look at all like each other.	0:26:28	0:26:30
No, I don't think you look like each other either.	0:26:30	0:26:32
I'm certainly not entering that competition now.	0:26:34	0:26:37
I'm really sorry to call you here so early	0:26:40	0:26:42
but Operation Song For Christmas is underway.	0:26:42	0:26:44
The most important thing is the guys staying behind to cover...	0:26:44	0:26:47
you've got to make sure that Mrs Bevan	0:26:47	0:26:49
thinks the lessons are still running.	0:26:49	0:26:51
All for one and one for all!	0:26:51	0:26:53
Operation Song For Christmas is go!	0:26:53	0:26:55
-Go, go! -CHEERING	0:26:55	0:26:57
HORN TOOTS	0:27:04	0:27:07
-Mr Poppy? -Come on, jump aboard.	0:27:15	0:27:17
-What's this? -We've got to go,	0:27:17	0:27:19
otherwise Mrs Bevan'll turn up and we won't get away.	0:27:19	0:27:22
-I told you, we are not going to Wales. -Get on the bus!	0:27:22	0:27:25
No, no! Back in the school. Get back in the school right now.	0:27:25	0:27:28
You need to calm down, Mr Peterson.	0:27:28	0:27:30
It's not just you you're affecting, it's the baby.	0:27:30	0:27:33
-I... -Come on!	0:27:33	0:27:35
Mr Poppy...	0:27:35	0:27:37
Agh!	0:27:37	0:27:38
Right, come on. Back inside, come on.	0:27:39	0:27:42
Back inside the school.	0:27:42	0:27:44
Mr Peterson, this is for your own good.	0:27:44	0:27:47
-Bundle! -SHOUTING	0:27:47	0:27:49
Mr Poppy!	0:27:51	0:27:53
Scream if you want to go faster!	0:27:53	0:27:57
ALL SCREAM	0:27:57	0:27:59
Mr Poppy, stop this bus!	0:27:59	0:28:02
# Warming up, warming up, warming up	0:28:02	0:28:04
# Warming up, warming up, warming up, warming up	0:28:04	0:28:06
# We're warming up our voices. #	0:28:06	0:28:08
OK, everyone, let's go and win A Song For Christmas!	0:28:08	0:28:13
CHEERING	0:28:13	0:28:14
MUSIC: Jingle Bells sung by The Puppini Sisters	0:28:14	0:28:17
On the bus, on the bus, on the bus.	0:28:20	0:28:21
# ..open sleigh	0:28:21	0:28:25
# Sleigh, hey! '	0:28:25	0:28:27
KNOCKS	0:28:27	0:28:29
Come in.	0:28:29	0:28:31
Oh, morning, Ryan. Morning, Keith.	0:28:31	0:28:33
Thank you very much.	0:28:33	0:28:35
So... What is this?	0:28:35	0:28:37
-Full attendance. -Full... Excellent.	0:28:37	0:28:39
Thank you very much, Alistair,	0:28:39	0:28:41
-and... -William.	0:28:41	0:28:43
-Keith. -Mason.	0:28:43	0:28:44
William and Mason.	0:28:44	0:28:46
Thank you. Shut the door.	0:28:46	0:28:48
Now...	0:28:50	0:28:51
-K, you can release him now. -Thank you.	0:28:51	0:28:54
Sit down.	0:28:55	0:28:57
Right, Mr Poppy, stop the bus.	0:28:57	0:28:58
-No! -Stop the bus right now.	0:28:58	0:29:00
-Why? -OK, I'm calling the school.	0:29:00	0:29:02
I'm not going to turn the bus...	0:29:02	0:29:03
-Bob. -No, no, no.	0:29:03	0:29:05
Give me that back. Give me that back!	0:29:05	0:29:07
That's my phone!	0:29:07	0:29:08
That... My...	0:29:08	0:29:10
-That is not good. -Just calm down, Mr Peterson.	0:29:10	0:29:12
Desmond, have you any idea how serious this is?	0:29:12	0:29:14
Look at it. Look at this.	0:29:14	0:29:16
Do you want to go to Song For Christmas?	0:29:16	0:29:18
-ALL: -Yeah!	0:29:18	0:29:19
My wife is at home, pregnant,	0:29:19	0:29:21
with a baby that could arrive any second	0:29:21	0:29:22
and I have no phone, no way of getting in touch.	0:29:22	0:29:24
Please turn this bus around.	0:29:24	0:29:26
Just tell her in the morning you had a sleepover.	0:29:26	0:29:28
Why would I have a sleepover?	0:29:28	0:29:30
Mr Maddens used to have sleepovers at mine.	0:29:30	0:29:32
I'm a grown man. Grown men don't have sleepovers.	0:29:32	0:29:34
Yes, they do. And midnight feasts.	0:29:34	0:29:37
Oh, yeah!	0:29:37	0:29:38
Mr Poppy, my brother is entering this competition.	0:29:38	0:29:40
-You've got a brother? -Yeah.	0:29:40	0:29:42
Now, my brother is a world-class classical composer and conductor.	0:29:42	0:29:46
You really want to break little Pixie's heart?	0:29:46	0:29:48
She's just lost her grandma.	0:29:48	0:29:50
This Song For Christmas means everything to her.	0:29:50	0:29:52
How is this going to help?	0:29:52	0:29:53
Because it'll just turn all her frowns upside down.	0:29:53	0:29:57
HORN TOOTS	0:29:57	0:29:59
# Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go	0:29:59	0:30:01
# Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go	0:30:01	0:30:03
# Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go	0:30:03	0:30:05
# Off to sunny Wales. #	0:30:05	0:30:07
Now, everyone, I think we're going to be coming close	0:30:07	0:30:10
through a little village called Llawen.	0:30:10	0:30:12
And if you'll just come in you'll see...	0:30:12	0:30:14
Isn't that St Bernadette's, sir?	0:30:17	0:30:19
-CHILDREN: -Wow.	0:30:19	0:30:22
Did you see that cool bus, sir?	0:30:22	0:30:24
Turn away, turn away. We've got the best bus.	0:30:24	0:30:26
We've got the best bus in show business.	0:30:26	0:30:29
How much... How much would it cost me to get you to untie me?	0:30:29	0:30:33
£20?	0:30:33	0:30:34
£50?	0:30:34	0:30:36
£60. That's my final offer. Quick, untie me.	0:30:36	0:30:40
Get me out of this chair.	0:30:40	0:30:41
All right, I'll get you out but I need some money.	0:30:41	0:30:43
-I haven't got any. -He told me he's got £60.	0:30:43	0:30:45
-Well, get it off him. -Lucy.	0:30:45	0:30:47
-Search him. -No, no.	0:30:47	0:30:48
-Frisk him. -Lucy.	0:30:48	0:30:50
-Look in his back pocket. -This is theft.	0:30:50	0:30:53
Mr Poppy!	0:30:53	0:30:54
MUMBLES	0:30:57	0:30:59
KNOCKS Mrs Bevan.	0:31:03	0:31:05
Come in, Miss Rye.	0:31:05	0:31:06
-Just a quick word. -Yes.	0:31:06	0:31:07
Most of Mr Peterson's class appear not to have turned up for lunch.	0:31:09	0:31:14
Everything's all right in there.	0:31:19	0:31:21
Ah, naughty boy.	0:31:21	0:31:23
What are you doing standing out here, Malcolm?	0:31:23	0:31:26
He doesn't want anyone in today. Mr Peterson doesn't want anyone in.	0:31:26	0:31:29
Step... Just step aside.	0:31:29	0:31:31
-He doesn't... -Thank you, Malcolm.	0:31:31	0:31:33
Mason, stop it.	0:31:33	0:31:35
Ah, Mr Peterson, where are you?	0:31:35	0:31:38
Mr Poppy. Where's Mr Pet...	0:31:38	0:31:41
Oh!	0:31:41	0:31:43
Ah! Oh!	0:31:43	0:31:44
Where's Mr Peterson?	0:31:44	0:31:46
They went to Song For Christmas.	0:31:46	0:31:49
OTHERS: What Song For Christmas?	0:31:49	0:31:51
GIRL: I need a wee, Mr Shakespeare.	0:31:51	0:31:53
OTHERS: Me too!	0:31:53	0:31:56
We'll find a place to stop and have a wee-wee.	0:31:56	0:31:58
BOY: Mr Shakespeare, I really need a poo.	0:31:58	0:32:00
Well, hold it in, hold it in. Don't do it on the bus.	0:32:00	0:32:02
It's just down there. Anywhere by the hedge there. That's it.	0:32:03	0:32:07
Good. Good, good.	0:32:10	0:32:11
No, anywhere. It doesn't matter.	0:32:11	0:32:13
Do it in the road.	0:32:13	0:32:14
That's it, are you all right?	0:32:14	0:32:16
That's it, keep going.	0:32:16	0:32:19
Just come this way.	0:32:19	0:32:20
See that? Just turn it round.	0:32:22	0:32:24
Turn it right round.	0:32:24	0:32:27
All the way, all the way. That's it, that's it, that's it.	0:32:27	0:32:29
That's it, that's it, that's it. Come on.	0:32:29	0:32:31
Come on, come on, come on! That's it.	0:32:31	0:32:33
Come on, in you come. On the bus, on the bus, on the bus.	0:32:33	0:32:35
On the bus, on the bus, on the bus, on the bus.	0:32:35	0:32:38
On the bus, on the bus.	0:32:38	0:32:40
# Turning right, turning right...	0:32:40	0:32:41
# Turning right, turning right, turning right... #	0:32:41	0:32:44
Aren't we going the wrong way, Mr Shakespeare?	0:32:44	0:32:46
Wait! Mr Shakespeare!	0:32:46	0:32:49
Look, I can see a sign for the castle.	0:32:55	0:32:58
There's a little girl.	0:33:00	0:33:01
Who is that?	0:33:01	0:33:03
Hold on.	0:33:03	0:33:05
I'm going to go and find out what she...	0:33:07	0:33:09
WHISTLES	0:33:11	0:33:12
-Who are you? -Eleanor.	0:33:12	0:33:14
Where's Mr Shakespeare and the rest of Oakmoor?	0:33:14	0:33:17
He's gone to Song For Christmas.	0:33:17	0:33:18
What, and they left you here?	0:33:18	0:33:20
He just went off without me.	0:33:20	0:33:21
-How do I know you're telling the truth? -I always tell the truth.	0:33:21	0:33:25
-Do you think I'm ugly? -Yes.	0:33:25	0:33:27
That's not very nice.	0:33:27	0:33:29
I was telling the truth.	0:33:29	0:33:30
All right, let me just consult my team	0:33:30	0:33:32
and then I'll be back to you with an answer.	0:33:32	0:33:34
Wait two minutes, please, caller.	0:33:34	0:33:36
-Right, shall we let her on the bus? -Yeah!	0:33:36	0:33:39
If she tricks us, though, we're going to freeze her out, yes?	0:33:39	0:33:42
No... BREAKS WIND	0:33:42	0:33:44
It's your lucky day, little Miss Shakespeare.	0:33:44	0:33:47
On you jump.	0:33:47	0:33:49
-TOOTS HORN -Everybody ready?	0:33:49	0:33:51
We're off!	0:33:51	0:33:52
Next stop, the castle.	0:33:55	0:33:58
Woohoo!	0:33:58	0:34:00
BABY CRIES	0:34:04	0:34:07
What was that?	0:34:11	0:34:14
BABY CRIES	0:34:14	0:34:15
-Who's doing that? -Mr Poppy, I think there might be a baby.	0:34:15	0:34:18
-What? -There's a baby in the back.	0:34:18	0:34:20
BABY CRIES	0:34:22	0:34:25
Wow!	0:34:33	0:34:35
It's a little baby...	0:34:35	0:34:37
Aw, you're beautiful.	0:34:37	0:34:40
He's got chubby cheeks.	0:34:40	0:34:43
Hey!	0:34:43	0:34:44
Hello, little baby.	0:34:44	0:34:46
-Whose baby is this? -Not mine.	0:34:47	0:34:49
OTHERS: Not mine.	0:34:49	0:34:50
I don't even have a baby.	0:34:50	0:34:51
I can't believe you've done this.	0:34:51	0:34:53
I didn't do it.	0:34:53	0:34:54
-This is really serious. -It's got nothing to do with me.	0:34:54	0:34:58
Mr Peterson, it's a sign.	0:34:58	0:35:01
-Yes! -It's a sign we're in a lot of trouble.	0:35:01	0:35:04
Oh, look, there's a letter.	0:35:04	0:35:05
What does it say?	0:35:05	0:35:07
"Heard you needed a baby for Song For Christmas.	0:35:07	0:35:12
"I hope I'm all right for you."	0:35:12	0:35:15
You're more than all right. This baby's gorgeous.	0:35:16	0:35:20
Oh, this is the best Christmas ever.	0:35:20	0:35:22
You're right, Mr Peterson. it is the best Christmas ever.	0:35:22	0:35:24
I was being sarcastic.	0:35:24	0:35:27
You're going to help us win Song For Christmas.	0:35:27	0:35:29
Yes, you are.	0:35:29	0:35:31
Sure you know where you're going, Mr Poppy?	0:35:35	0:35:37
I haven't seen a sign for miles.	0:35:37	0:35:39
I know the way. It's fine. You just need to trust me.	0:35:39	0:35:41
-Mr Poppy. -It's this way. -Mr Poppy. -It's this way!	0:35:41	0:35:44
Mr Poppy, look! ALL SCREAM	0:35:44	0:35:46
MUSIC: Sleigh Ride by the Ronettes	0:35:49	0:35:51
LAUGHS	0:35:51	0:35:52
-Woohoo! -What's happening?	0:35:52	0:35:54
We're swimming!	0:35:54	0:35:56
-What do you mean? -It's a duck bus.	0:35:56	0:35:58
How cool is this?	0:35:59	0:36:02
Hey, kids, can anyone see any sharks?	0:36:02	0:36:04
I get seasick.	0:36:06	0:36:08
Hey, everybody, look for the castle.	0:36:10	0:36:12
What's up now?	0:36:15	0:36:16
The thing's stopped working. The needle on the thing.	0:36:16	0:36:19
-What does that mean? -It's stopped. The needle's going down.	0:36:19	0:36:22
-ENGINE CONKS OUT -It's not going.	0:36:27	0:36:30
We're out of fuel?	0:36:30	0:36:31
Well, if I just give it a bit more of a pump...	0:36:31	0:36:33
You didn't fill it up with petrol! So we're stuck.	0:36:33	0:36:36
Everybody ready? Off the bus.	0:36:36	0:36:38
MUSIC: Mr Santa by Amy Grant	0:36:41	0:36:42
Oh! OK.	0:36:42	0:36:44
Get your ukuleles. And your bags.	0:36:44	0:36:46
It's all right, you can jump.	0:36:46	0:36:49
Ooh, agh!	0:36:49	0:36:50
All right, thank you, thank you, Mr Poppy.	0:36:50	0:36:53
Right. Come on, everybody.	0:36:53	0:36:55
CHILDREN CHEER	0:36:55	0:36:57
You don't know it's over there.	0:36:57	0:36:59
This is...brilliant!	0:36:59	0:37:01
This is ridiculous. This is... Wait!	0:37:01	0:37:04
How's the baby? Is the baby getting wet?	0:37:09	0:37:12
The baby's fine.	0:37:12	0:37:14
Whoa! Whoa!	0:37:14	0:37:16
-Mr Poppy! -Whoa!	0:37:16	0:37:19
Oh, it's a bit slippy.	0:37:22	0:37:24
And watch out for the crocodiles.	0:37:24	0:37:26
Yay!	0:37:26	0:37:28
CHEERING	0:37:28	0:37:30
-Who's coming next? -CHILDREN: Me!	0:37:30	0:37:31
No, I know, I know.	0:37:31	0:37:33
It's all right. It's all right.	0:37:33	0:37:35
-Just breathe. -Mr Poppy.	0:37:35	0:37:37
-Be back for you in a minute. -Mr Poppy!	0:37:37	0:37:38
Oh, wow!	0:37:45	0:37:47
-A donkey! -Aww.	0:37:47	0:37:49
Hello, donkey.	0:37:49	0:37:51
It's probably a sign, Mr Peterson.	0:37:51	0:37:54
It's not a sign. It's a donkey.	0:37:54	0:37:55
Well, it can help us carry Mary.	0:37:55	0:37:57
We can't just take this donkey. It'll be somebody's property.	0:37:57	0:37:59
Maybe it's trying to show us the way.	0:37:59	0:38:02
Do you know the way?	0:38:02	0:38:03
DONKEY BRAYS	0:38:03	0:38:04
I think we've found ourselves a magic donkey.	0:38:04	0:38:06
Really?	0:38:06	0:38:08
-Ready, Mary? -Yeah.	0:38:08	0:38:09
-Ready, everyone else? -ALL: Yeah.	0:38:09	0:38:11
Come on, then, donkey.	0:38:11	0:38:12
OK, let's go.	0:38:12	0:38:14
Let's follow the magic talking donkey.	0:38:14	0:38:17
CLOCK CHIMES	0:38:19	0:38:22
Wow.	0:38:22	0:38:24
Well, this is it, Oakmoorians.	0:38:24	0:38:27
This is our destiny.	0:38:27	0:38:29
This is the seat of kings and the site of many battles	0:38:29	0:38:32
and we are going to win.	0:38:32	0:38:34
We are going to win the Song For Christmas!	0:38:34	0:38:38
All right. To the castle. Gracie, lead the line.	0:38:38	0:38:41
Grace, stop. Stop, stop. Where's Eleanor?	0:38:47	0:38:51
Where's Eleanor?	0:38:51	0:38:54
Wh... Where? Where's Eleanor? When did you see her last?	0:38:54	0:38:57
ALL: The toilets, sir.	0:38:57	0:38:58
Was anybody looking to make sure she was getting back on the bus?	0:38:58	0:39:01
We were too busy turning round the sign, sir.	0:39:01	0:39:04
Shut up. Now, we mustn't let this distract us.	0:39:04	0:39:07
Keep coming through. Come on.	0:39:07	0:39:09
-Don't ever say that again. -Win, win, win when we sing, sing, sing.	0:39:09	0:39:12
ALL CHANT: Win, win, win when we sing, sing, sing.	0:39:12	0:39:16
Why are you stopping? Keep going.	0:39:17	0:39:19
Why are you...?	0:39:19	0:39:21
GOTHIC MUSIC	0:39:24	0:39:26
That's St Cuthbert's.	0:39:36	0:39:37
Eyes front.	0:39:37	0:39:39
It's Roderick.	0:39:39	0:39:41
Angel Matthews, please make your way to the Great Hall. Thank you.	0:39:42	0:39:46
Rhys, Angel is entering the Great Hall now. Over.	0:39:46	0:39:49
Angel.	0:39:49	0:39:50
Roderick, it's so wonderful to have you here.	0:39:50	0:39:53
-Marvellous to see you. -Thank you so much.	0:39:53	0:39:55
Thank you so much.	0:39:55	0:39:57
To have a world-renowned conductor like you here is...	0:39:57	0:40:00
It's beyond words. I am humbled.	0:40:00	0:40:02
Me being here is not about the MBEs and the Grammys.	0:40:02	0:40:06
I'm here as a contestant like anybody else.	0:40:06	0:40:09
I know exactly what you're saying.	0:40:09	0:40:11
-I want to make it plain. -Mm-hm.	0:40:11	0:40:12
I don't expect any...favouring of our group,	0:40:12	0:40:16
any sway that you might have over the judging panel.	0:40:16	0:40:19
We expect to win by merit alone.	0:40:19	0:40:21
Of course. Absolutely. I know you're a man of integrity.	0:40:21	0:40:25
Miss Matthews. Um, sorry. Um...	0:40:25	0:40:27
Rhys, could you please deal with the gentleman?	0:40:27	0:40:30
A bit concerned I don't have a private space backstage.	0:40:30	0:40:33
Would that be something we can sort out?	0:40:33	0:40:35
-Could you show me? -Of course. It's just down here.	0:40:35	0:40:37
Terrific. Thank you.	0:40:37	0:40:38
So it's Oakmoor Primary School.	0:40:38	0:40:41
What was your name, sir?	0:40:41	0:40:43
I'm Shakespeare.	0:40:43	0:40:44
Where's our dressing rooms and everything?	0:40:44	0:40:47
-It'll be a shared space but... -A shared space?	0:40:47	0:40:49
-Yes. -You're not providing us -	0:40:49	0:40:51
Oakmoor school -	0:40:51	0:40:53
with the chance that other schools are getting.	0:40:53	0:40:56
-I'm merely trying to... -I've got your number, Poirot.	0:40:56	0:40:58
Don't try it on with me. Come on. Let's go.	0:40:58	0:41:02
Get away from all this fleece and fluff. I've never seen so much pink.	0:41:02	0:41:05
You'll get static on you.	0:41:05	0:41:08
Welcome to Song For Christmas. What's the name of your group?	0:41:08	0:41:10
The Christmas Puddings.	0:41:10	0:41:12
-Mr Peterson? -Yeah?	0:41:15	0:41:17
I think baby's done a doo-doo. It really stinks.	0:41:17	0:41:21
Look. Let's try that barn.	0:41:21	0:41:24
Try and change the baby and get out of this rain. Go on. Let's go.	0:41:24	0:41:28
-MR PETERSON: -Wales?! -A Song For Christmas?	0:41:28	0:41:30
They are expecting them for a sound check,	0:41:30	0:41:32
for which they are five hours late.	0:41:32	0:41:34
But when they get there, they will contact me immediately.	0:41:34	0:41:37
You have a school party out there with two teachers	0:41:37	0:41:41
and you have no references to where they are?	0:41:41	0:41:43
What sort of ship are you running here?	0:41:43	0:41:45
A very tight ship, Mr Peterson, until your son arrived!	0:41:45	0:41:48
KNOCK ON DOOR	0:41:48	0:41:49
Sorry to disturb you, Mrs Bevan.	0:41:49	0:41:52
Some parents are waiting in the hall.	0:41:52	0:41:54
Good afternoon, everyone.	0:41:55	0:41:57
Thank you so much for waiting.	0:41:57	0:41:59
It appears that they are in transit at the moment.	0:42:00	0:42:04
-To Wales. -Wales?	0:42:04	0:42:07
I think you owe it to everybody in this room	0:42:07	0:42:10
to give them a clear plan of what you intend to do.	0:42:10	0:42:13
We're going to go down there. We're going to be there when they arrive.	0:42:13	0:42:16
IF they arrive.	0:42:16	0:42:17
If they don't arrive for a while, we'll go and search for them	0:42:17	0:42:20
and we will not let one hair on their heads be harmed.	0:42:20	0:42:24
I'm sorry. I don't want to add to any of the trouble.	0:42:24	0:42:27
Yes?	0:42:27	0:42:28
-But they might have a baby with them. -A baby?	0:42:28	0:42:31
MY baby.	0:42:31	0:42:33
THUNDER RUMBLES	0:42:33	0:42:35
Come on. Come on.	0:42:35	0:42:38
Ooh, you're a bit stinky, aren't you?	0:42:38	0:42:40
I think you've done quite a lot of poo-poos.	0:42:40	0:42:43
-All right? -I thought you might want to, er...	0:42:43	0:42:46
-..change him. -Oh. Really?	0:42:47	0:42:50
You're going to have to do a lot of this, Mr Peterson.	0:42:50	0:42:52
A lot of nappies and poo and wee.	0:42:52	0:42:55
Sick.	0:42:55	0:42:56
Yeah. OK.	0:42:56	0:42:58
OK.	0:42:58	0:43:00
BABY FARTS Oh!	0:43:00	0:43:01
-ALL: -Urrrgh!	0:43:01	0:43:04
That is fierce.	0:43:04	0:43:05
Whoa! Urgh!	0:43:05	0:43:07
Tommy, can you throw your hat over?	0:43:10	0:43:12
Oh!	0:43:13	0:43:15
OK. Sorry, Tommy.	0:43:16	0:43:18
-Anyone got any scarves? -Chuck 'em over. Go on.	0:43:18	0:43:20
Wrap it under.	0:43:20	0:43:22
Are you really having a baby, Mr Peterson?	0:43:22	0:43:24
-Yeah. -What are you having? A boy or a girl?	0:43:24	0:43:27
-We don't know yet. -It could be an inbetweenie.	0:43:27	0:43:30
-I-I don't think you get them. -Yes, you do, yeah.	0:43:30	0:43:33
HE MOUTHS	0:43:33	0:43:35
Who do you prefer? Mummy?	0:43:35	0:43:37
Or Daddy?	0:43:37	0:43:38
Mummy...	0:43:38	0:43:40
-GRUFFLY: -..or Daddy?	0:43:40	0:43:41
Mum-my? Or Daddy?	0:43:41	0:43:43
Whoa! Boats.	0:43:49	0:43:52
Children! Baby's found some boats. Come over.	0:43:52	0:43:55
We could use the boats to go down the stream.	0:43:55	0:43:57
We're walking that way anyway.	0:43:57	0:43:59
No, no, no, no. We'll never get the donkey in the boat.	0:43:59	0:44:02
-Donkeys can fly! -What?	0:44:02	0:44:04
-Donkeys can fly, can't they? -ALL: -Yeah!	0:44:04	0:44:07
-They'll say yes to anything you say. -No, they won't.	0:44:07	0:44:10
-They will. Try it. Go on. -Who wants to be eaten by a shark?	0:44:10	0:44:12
No.	0:44:12	0:44:14
-That's the exception. -I rest my case.	0:44:14	0:44:16
That's the exception that proves the rule.	0:44:16	0:44:18
They only say yes to things they want to do.	0:44:18	0:44:21
They want to do this. So come on, buckle up. Let's go!	0:44:21	0:44:24
-We don't have a helmet for the baby. -Babies don't need helmets.	0:44:24	0:44:26
-Yes, they do. -They don't. They bounce.	0:44:26	0:44:28
I fell off a table when I was a baby.	0:44:28	0:44:30
Oh, well, that explains quite a lot, frankly.	0:44:30	0:44:32
-Let baby decide. -What?	0:44:32	0:44:35
If baby claps, we go on the boats.	0:44:35	0:44:37
No! No, no, no.	0:44:37	0:44:38
-ALL: -Clap hands, Baby.	0:44:38	0:44:41
Come on!	0:44:41	0:44:42
Well, that's cheating.	0:44:43	0:44:45
THEY ALL CHEER	0:44:45	0:44:47
It's not going to happen. Is it?	0:44:47	0:44:49
Thank you.	0:44:49	0:44:50
Trust me.	0:44:50	0:44:51
Arghhhh!	0:44:51	0:44:53
CHILDREN SCREAM	0:44:53	0:44:54
-DESMOND: -Hold on tight, Mr Peterson!	0:44:54	0:44:56
No! Argh!	0:44:58	0:45:00
Mr Peterson, you doughnut, try and keep up.	0:45:00	0:45:03
CHILDREN SCREAM	0:45:03	0:45:05
There's a rock!	0:45:05	0:45:08
Argh!	0:45:08	0:45:09
CHILDREN SCREAM	0:45:09	0:45:11
No! Ah! Argh!	0:45:11	0:45:13
Whaa! Argh! ARGH!	0:45:14	0:45:17
Hold on!	0:45:19	0:45:21
Mr Poppy!	0:45:24	0:45:27
BABY GIGGLES	0:45:27	0:45:28
-I don't like this. -Mr Peterson, it's brilliant.	0:45:28	0:45:32
Yeah!	0:45:32	0:45:34
Oh! Ah! Oh! Mr Poppy!	0:45:34	0:45:37
Mr Peterson, what are you doing?	0:45:37	0:45:40
Argh!	0:45:40	0:45:42
Come on!	0:45:42	0:45:45
Get me out! Get me out! Get me out!	0:45:45	0:45:48
Why did you decide to jump in?	0:45:52	0:45:54
We haven't got time for little leisurely swims.	0:45:54	0:45:57
I didn't jump in. I fell! Ah!	0:45:57	0:45:59
We need to get going, Mr Peterson. We can't just dally about.	0:45:59	0:46:02
I nearly drowned!	0:46:02	0:46:04
You didn't drown. You're fine.	0:46:04	0:46:07
You're just a little bit wet. Just shake it off like a dog.	0:46:07	0:46:10
What have you done to me? What have you done?	0:46:10	0:46:13
I nearly died in a river in the middle of nowhere because of you.	0:46:13	0:46:17
Look! It's the donkey.	0:46:17	0:46:20
Wow!	0:46:20	0:46:22
How did you get here? How did you get here?	0:46:22	0:46:25
How did you get here?	0:46:25	0:46:27
-Ha, ha, ha. -We could have walked...?	0:46:27	0:46:29
Come on. Let's go to the castle.	0:46:29	0:46:31
Hello, magic donkey. You flew here, didn't you?	0:46:31	0:46:35
I told you he could fly!	0:46:35	0:46:37
# If you long to give to somebody else	0:46:37	0:46:41
# It's probably Christmas time... #	0:46:41	0:46:42
-I'm soaking wet. -We'll find somewhere you can dry off.	0:46:42	0:46:45
-Calm down. -Mr Poppy, there's a cave. -Shall we go in?	0:46:45	0:46:49
-ALL: -Yes! -Why would we go in there?	0:46:49	0:46:52
-Pixie, do you want to go in the cave? -Yeah!	0:46:52	0:46:54
Come on, everybody. Let's go in the cave.	0:46:54	0:46:57
Come on, then, you.	0:46:57	0:46:59
Wow. It looks brilliant in here. Come on.	0:46:59	0:47:02
I don't want to go in the cave either, Mr Peterson.	0:47:02	0:47:05
No, I don't fancy it much.	0:47:05	0:47:08
-Who wants to build a fire? -BOY: -Me!	0:47:08	0:47:10
-Are you scared of the dark? -Yes.	0:47:10	0:47:13
-I'll do it if you will. -OK.	0:47:13	0:47:15
-Deal? -Yeah.	0:47:15	0:47:16
-OK. You go first, then. -OK.	0:47:17	0:47:19
# Mother, Father	0:47:21	0:47:24
# Sister, brothers	0:47:24	0:47:26
# Let all that I have be yours	0:47:26	0:47:30
# What's yours is mine... #	0:47:30	0:47:31
Oh, wicked!	0:47:31	0:47:33
What do you think, Mr Peterson?	0:47:33	0:47:36
It's very nice, yeah.	0:47:36	0:47:37
-You still as frightened? -I wasn't frightened anyway. It was...	0:47:37	0:47:41
I wanted to make sure it was all right.	0:47:41	0:47:43
We saved you some spaces.	0:47:43	0:47:45
# Dressing up in your Sunday best	0:47:45	0:47:48
# You're blessed and it's Christmas time	0:47:48	0:47:51
-# Must be it's Christmas time... -#	0:47:51	0:47:53
-I'm sorry. -What for?	0:47:53	0:47:56
Well, I didn't realise that you were so frightened of water.	0:47:56	0:47:59
My dad used to...	0:47:59	0:48:00
He had this thing about toughening us up.	0:48:02	0:48:04
And one of his brilliant plans was he'd take us swimming every week	0:48:04	0:48:09
and chuck us in the deep end.	0:48:09	0:48:11
And he had this real fixation with holding your breath for a long time.	0:48:12	0:48:17
I think he thought the longer you could hold your breath,	0:48:17	0:48:20
the more of a man you were.	0:48:20	0:48:21
So he'd hold us under water.	0:48:21	0:48:24
It worked for Roderick.	0:48:24	0:48:25
Just made me scared.	0:48:25	0:48:27
Dads are rubbish, aren't they?	0:48:27	0:48:29
I never even got to meet mine.	0:48:29	0:48:31
-Oh, I'm sorry. -Mm.	0:48:31	0:48:33
When I was little, I used to pretend my dad was Father Christmas.	0:48:33	0:48:36
One Christmas, I stayed up all night, hoping he was going to come	0:48:36	0:48:39
but he never arrived.	0:48:39	0:48:40
It's like Tommy. We're both still waiting.	0:48:40	0:48:45
You can have my dad if you like. I don't want him.	0:48:45	0:48:47
-BABY CRIES -Sssh.	0:48:47	0:48:50
Sssh.	0:48:51	0:48:53
I've got to speak to my wife. She doesn't know where we are.	0:48:55	0:48:59
Mr Peterson.	0:48:59	0:49:00
I really hope you don't mind, but...	0:49:02	0:49:04
I kept this back for emergencies.	0:49:04	0:49:07
You've had a phone in that bag this whole time?!	0:49:07	0:49:11
Yeah.	0:49:11	0:49:12
I thought you might like to call your wife and...	0:49:12	0:49:14
I cannot believe you.	0:49:14	0:49:16
There's no signal. Take the baby. Take the baby. Ssh.	0:49:16	0:49:19
BABY CRIES	0:49:19	0:49:21
I'm going outside.	0:49:21	0:49:23
Mr Poppy, is Father Christmas really your dad?	0:49:25	0:49:29
I wish he was.	0:49:29	0:49:30
But I don't think so.	0:49:30	0:49:32
UKELELE STRUMMING	0:49:32	0:49:34
# When I was a boy	0:49:39	0:49:41
# I dreamed he'd find me	0:49:41	0:49:44
# Fall down from the sky	0:49:44	0:49:47
# To come and guide me	0:49:47	0:49:49
# Take me by the hand of life	0:49:49	0:49:52
# And show me all he's learned	0:49:52	0:49:55
# Everybody's got a dad but me... #	0:49:55	0:49:58
-PHONE RINGS -It's my phone. It's my phone.	0:50:00	0:50:02
Sarah, it's me.	0:50:02	0:50:03
-Donald? -Donald?!	0:50:03	0:50:05
-Sarah? -Donald?	0:50:05	0:50:07
Oh, man.	0:50:07	0:50:08
# I need a dad to keep the demons from my door	0:50:08	0:50:12
# I need a dad to stand beside me... #	0:50:12	0:50:14
Oh! Oh!	0:50:14	0:50:16
-Hello? -Sarah! Sarah, it's me.	0:50:16	0:50:18
Donald, I love you.	0:50:18	0:50:20
I love YOU.	0:50:20	0:50:21
I don't know if you can hear me.	0:50:23	0:50:25
That idiot!	0:50:25	0:50:26
# ..still beating for... #	0:50:26	0:50:29
The silly fool has finally got himself lost.	0:50:29	0:50:31
What does he think he's doing?	0:50:31	0:50:33
No idea.	0:50:33	0:50:34
# I still dream he'll find me	0:50:34	0:50:37
# Catch me if he can	0:50:37	0:50:40
# The ties still bind me	0:50:40	0:50:42
# Lead me down the rocky road	0:50:42	0:50:45
# And show me who I am... #	0:50:45	0:50:50
Sarah! Sarah, please wait. Wait!	0:50:50	0:50:52
Why? The whole of your life, all you've ever done is put him down.	0:50:52	0:50:56
No wonder he's panicking about how good a father he's going to be.	0:50:56	0:51:00
You're the only example that he's had.	0:51:00	0:51:02
You go back in there with Roderick, your favourite son -	0:51:02	0:51:04
I'm going to find my husband!	0:51:04	0:51:07
# Everybody's got a dad but me	0:51:07	0:51:09
# Everybody's got a dad but me... #	0:51:12	0:51:18
-MR SHAKESPEARE: -Right, Oakmoorians, this is it.	0:51:19	0:51:21
What I'm looking for -	0:51:21	0:51:23
just one or two of you just to nip down the corridor	0:51:23	0:51:26
and see if we can find out exactly what these other acts are about.	0:51:26	0:51:31
Let's have a look. Ah. Snow Angels.	0:51:31	0:51:33
This is Lloyd and his Snowballs.	0:51:33	0:51:37
I heard them singing in the corridor, Mr Shakespeare.	0:51:37	0:51:39
-What were they like? -He's as good as Justin Bieber.	0:51:39	0:51:42
-Justin Beaver? Who's that? -He's a singer, Mr Shakespeare.	0:51:42	0:51:46
Well, we must have a Justin Beaver.	0:51:46	0:51:48
-Sam, you could do that, couldn't you? -Yes.	0:51:48	0:51:50
-Do you know any of his moves? -No.	0:51:50	0:51:52
But I've heard that when he swishes his hair, the girls go crazy.	0:51:52	0:51:55
Swish your hair for me.	0:51:55	0:51:56
Throw some shapes.	0:51:58	0:52:00
That's it! You've got it. You can be our Justin Beaver. Excellent.	0:52:00	0:52:03
So Angels, Christmas Fairies, Puddings, Christmas Joy...	0:52:03	0:52:07
We can beat all of them, can't we? We've got Justin Beaver.	0:52:07	0:52:10
Now, let's sing our winning Christmas song.	0:52:10	0:52:13
# When you're poor at Christmas... #	0:52:13	0:52:15
OMINOUS MUSIC	0:52:15	0:52:17
# When you're down and... #	0:52:17	0:52:19
Ah.	0:52:19	0:52:20
Hello. Hi. So great to meet you.	0:52:21	0:52:23
Um, extraordinary to meet you.	0:52:23	0:52:25
I can't believe I've got a poster on my wall.	0:52:25	0:52:27
Would you vacate this room, please?	0:52:27	0:52:29
S-Sorry?	0:52:29	0:52:30
As soon as possible, please. The boys need to prepare.	0:52:30	0:52:32
With all due respect, my children need to prepare as well.	0:52:32	0:52:35
This is not your room. Would you leave, please?	0:52:35	0:52:38
It's got a star on the door so it's obviously our room.	0:52:38	0:52:40
-Come on. -No, Scott. Don't move.	0:52:40	0:52:42
Sam...don't move.	0:52:42	0:52:44
Crispin, can you alert security?	0:52:44	0:52:46
I see. It's just one rule for one, and one rule for another.	0:52:46	0:52:50
Can you remove these, please?	0:52:50	0:52:51
All right, I'll take them. I'll take them. I don't care.	0:52:51	0:52:54
Sebastian, can...?	0:52:54	0:52:55
Can I just say, yes, I've got your poster on my wall...	0:52:55	0:52:58
YOU should have MY poster on your wall.	0:52:58	0:53:00
That Angel Matthews, the way she looked at me -	0:53:00	0:53:02
or didn't look at me - I was disgusted.	0:53:02	0:53:05
It's just too much.	0:53:05	0:53:07
All my life, I've tried to do well.	0:53:07	0:53:10
Tried to gain respect, conduct myself with dignity,	0:53:10	0:53:13
behave impeccably, be an inspiration.	0:53:13	0:53:18
-I'm Shakespeare. -Let the small man through, boys.	0:53:18	0:53:21
I'm Gordon Shakespeare.	0:53:21	0:53:23
With the emphasis on the Shakespeare.	0:53:23	0:53:26
We've got Justin Beaver in our team, don't you worry.	0:53:26	0:53:29
Ignore the silly little man.	0:53:29	0:53:31
OK, boys, it's time.	0:53:31	0:53:33
Inhale success.	0:53:33	0:53:34
Exhale doubt.	0:53:36	0:53:37
Inhale.	0:53:39	0:53:40
Hold that breath.	0:53:42	0:53:44
Hold...that...breath.	0:53:44	0:53:47
Sound check, sound check, sound check.	0:53:47	0:53:50
One, two, three. One two, three.	0:53:50	0:53:51
Name's Angel Matthews, for those of you who don't know.	0:53:51	0:53:53
That normally gets a big laugh, cos everybody does know who I am.	0:53:53	0:53:56
-OPERATICALLY: -# Oh, holy night	0:53:56	0:53:59
# While stars are brightly shining... #	0:53:59	0:54:04
She just won't shut up. How long's this going on for?	0:54:04	0:54:06
Little wave and off. Angel has left the stage. Thank you.	0:54:06	0:54:09
We're just going to run through our number and head off.	0:54:09	0:54:12
No photography in the auditorium, please. Not during our rehearsal.	0:54:12	0:54:16
FULL ORCHESTRA STRIKES UP	0:54:26	0:54:28
# Hear the good news	0:54:30	0:54:33
# Sent from on high	0:54:33	0:54:35
# Glory to God	0:54:35	0:54:37
# A new king is nigh	0:54:37	0:54:39
# We celebrate the coming of a baby boy	0:54:39	0:54:43
# We celebrate a light across the world	0:54:43	0:54:47
# Rejoice, rejoice, a saviour born to hear our song	0:54:47	0:54:50
# To right the wrongs A joy across the world	0:54:50	0:54:54
# Joy of joy	0:54:54	0:54:56
# Joy of joy	0:54:56	0:54:58
# King of kings	0:54:58	0:55:00
# King of kings	0:55:00	0:55:02
# Peace and joy	0:55:02	0:55:04
# Peace and joy	0:55:04	0:55:06
# Joy! Joy! Joy!	0:55:06	0:55:09
# Joy! Joy!#	0:55:09	0:55:12
Yeah.	0:55:14	0:55:16
Shut up. Shut up. Stop it.	0:55:16	0:55:18
Excuse me, we're ready for your group to do your sound check.	0:55:18	0:55:21
Thank you. My team, come on.	0:55:21	0:55:23
Boys, girls, Grace, come on. Jessica.	0:55:23	0:55:26
BELL TOLLS	0:55:26	0:55:28
MELANCHOLIC CHORAL MUSIC	0:55:30	0:55:35
# When you're poor at Christmas	0:55:49	0:55:53
# When you're down and out	0:55:53	0:55:56
# When you've no food left to eat	0:55:56	0:55:58
# And you've no shoes on your feet	0:55:58	0:56:00
# And there's nothing in your sack, nothing and nowt	0:56:00	0:56:04
# There's no magic at Christmas... #	0:56:04	0:56:06
-It's very musical theatre, isn't it? -Oh, in the worst possible sense.	0:56:06	0:56:10
-Lowest common denominator. -Derivative, yeah.	0:56:10	0:56:12
The audiences love this kind of thing.	0:56:12	0:56:15
Really?	0:56:15	0:56:16
# Christmas ain't for paupers	0:56:16	0:56:19
# Not for scum like us	0:56:19	0:56:22
# No nice presents to unwrap	0:56:22	0:56:24
# Just a bin bag full of rubbish	0:56:24	0:56:26
# And a big spot on your chin oozing with pus... #	0:56:26	0:56:31
ALL: Happy Christmas!	0:56:31	0:56:33
Christmas comes but once a year	0:56:35	0:56:37
but not for these boys and girls, I fear.	0:56:37	0:56:41
Not for them are those Christmas pies.	0:56:41	0:56:43
Christmas is...a pack of lies!	0:56:43	0:56:47
Bwa-ha-ha!	0:56:47	0:56:49
# Whe-e-e-ere is Christmas?	0:56:52	0:56:57
# Hiding underneath the tree? #	0:56:57	0:57:02
But this kind of...sentimentality...	0:57:02	0:57:05
...it's rather rewarded, is it?	0:57:07	0:57:09
A little boy in a hat and glasses, singing his little heart out.	0:57:09	0:57:14
That's what wins prizes, I'm afraid.	0:57:14	0:57:18
Ah.	0:57:18	0:57:19
# Could it be that Christmas has abandoned me? #	0:57:21	0:57:27
SHAKESPEARE CACKLES LOUDLY	0:57:27	0:57:31
# Cold and hungry, cold and hungry	0:57:31	0:57:34
# Cold and hungry Cold and hungry	0:57:34	0:57:38
# Cold and hungry, cold and hungry... #	0:57:38	0:57:42
Merry Christmas!	0:57:42	0:57:44
Solo like that could really win you the competition, Roderick.	0:57:47	0:57:51
Really?	0:57:51	0:57:53
And they're definitely on after us in the running order, yes?	0:57:53	0:57:57
Yes, that's right. They are.	0:57:57	0:57:59
Interesting.	0:57:59	0:58:00
-DESMOND: -Mr Peterson, it could go...	0:58:02	0:58:04
HE SINGS A MUSICAL PHRASE	0:58:04	0:58:07
Let's all stop here for five minutes.	0:58:07	0:58:09
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are we stopping?	0:58:09	0:58:12
We've got to get going.	0:58:12	0:58:13
Listen. We need to properly talk about what we do next.	0:58:13	0:58:16
-What do you mean? -These children are cold and tired.	0:58:16	0:58:19
The children are fine.	0:58:19	0:58:20
It'll be very dark very soon. And then we'll be stuck.	0:58:20	0:58:23
-Look, Jessie and Pixie are passing out up there. -Yeah.	0:58:23	0:58:25
Jessie and Pixie are my children, and I know all about them!	0:58:25	0:58:28
Mr Poppy, they are NOT your children, all right?	0:58:28	0:58:31
They're not your children, you're a classroom assistant	0:58:31	0:58:33
and you're not a very good classroom assistant	0:58:33	0:58:35
because you've led these children to the middle of nowhere and now what?	0:58:35	0:58:39
This is not a great, big adventure.	0:58:39	0:58:40
This is serious and we're in trouble.	0:58:40	0:58:42
I'd like to think that you were going to help us get out of here.	0:58:42	0:58:45
But, frankly, so far I've seen nothing but irresponsibility.	0:58:45	0:58:48
So grow up, stop behaving like a child, and help me to sort this out.	0:58:48	0:58:52
Do you know who you sound like, Mr Peterson?	0:58:54	0:58:57
Your dad.	0:58:58	0:59:00
That is...	0:59:04	0:59:06
I don't think I'm ever going to get a best friend.	0:59:18	0:59:20
I'll be your best friend.	0:59:20	0:59:22
But you'll just leave, like everyone else,	0:59:22	0:59:24
cos you'll leave school and move on.	0:59:24	0:59:26
I need a friend I can be with forever.	0:59:26	0:59:28
A forever friend.	0:59:28	0:59:29
I'll be your friend forever.	0:59:29	0:59:31
-Really? -Yep.	0:59:31	0:59:33
Your best friend.	0:59:33	0:59:34
What's that, Mr Peterson?	0:59:39	0:59:41
Oh, it's just a little thing my mummy gave me, a long time ago.	0:59:42	0:59:46
That's my brother. We're twins.	0:59:46	0:59:49
He's got the other half. Well, at least he used to.	0:59:49	0:59:52
When you put it together, it makes a heart.	0:59:52	0:59:55
But we don't really see each other any more, me and my brother. No.	0:59:55	0:59:59
Did you have an argument, like you just did with Mr Poppy?	0:59:59	1:00:03
Not really an argument. We were just...	1:00:03	1:00:06
very different types of people.	1:00:06	1:00:08
I think you should say sorry to Mr Poppy.	1:00:10	1:00:12
Yeah, maybe I should.	1:00:15	1:00:18
I'm not very good at saying sorry.	1:00:18	1:00:21
Come on, Mr Peterson.	1:00:21	1:00:22
Oh, all right.	1:00:25	1:00:27
Oh, ssh! He's coming.	1:00:27	1:00:29
-I'm not speaking to him. -OK.	1:00:31	1:00:32
I'm going to have to do all my speaking through you.	1:00:32	1:00:35
Pixie has convinced me that perhaps I snapped a little,	1:00:38	1:00:42
and I've come to apologise.	1:00:42	1:00:44
Tell Mr Peterson I've just had about enough	1:00:44	1:00:46
of him making promises and then breaking them.	1:00:46	1:00:49
Mr Poppy's had enough of you	1:00:50	1:00:53
promising promises and breaking promises.	1:00:53	1:00:57
It's not exactly what I said, but it'll do.	1:00:57	1:00:59
Pixie, can you convince Mr Poppy that I'm genuinely sorry?	1:00:59	1:01:03
Mr Peterson says that he's convenuinely sorry.	1:01:03	1:01:08
Jessie, can you ask Mr Poppy where the baby is?	1:01:08	1:01:10
-Cleo, have you got the baby? -Yeah, but I gave it to Sadie.	1:01:10	1:01:13
-Sadie, have you got the baby? -Yeah, but then I gave it to Elena.	1:01:13	1:01:16
-Who's got the baby? -Where is the baby?	1:01:16	1:01:17
-Where's the baby? -We can't have lost the baby!	1:01:17	1:01:20
-Baby! -CHILDREN CALL OUT	1:01:20	1:01:22
Mr Peterson, I'm really, really sorry.	1:01:22	1:01:24
I should never have taken the class, escaped from school, and got to...	1:01:24	1:01:28
Mr Poppy. That's not helping.	1:01:28	1:01:30
BA-A-A-A-A-ABY-Y-Y-Y-Y!	1:01:30	1:01:33
-Baby! -Ba-a-a-aby-y-y-y!	1:01:37	1:01:41
Hey.	1:01:44	1:01:45
Hey, Louise.	1:01:45	1:01:47
You had us scared to death. BABY CRIES	1:01:47	1:01:50
Did you bring this baby today?	1:01:50	1:01:52
I just thought she'd like to be in the Song For Christmas.	1:01:52	1:01:56
Oh, Louise.	1:01:56	1:01:58
Mr Peterson!	1:02:03	1:02:05
Hey, look.	1:02:05	1:02:07
-Look, we've found her. -He's found the baby!	1:02:07	1:02:09
BABY CRIES	1:02:09	1:02:12
That's too high! Goodness' sakes!	1:02:12	1:02:15
Shh. Mr Poppy.	1:02:15	1:02:17
-We're in this mountain range here, yeah? -Yeah.	1:02:17	1:02:20
-The castle is just over that mountain. -Just over there.	1:02:20	1:02:23
-Well, we can't climb that mountain. -Yes, we can.	1:02:23	1:02:26
Isn't there a way round the side or...?	1:02:26	1:02:27
We haven't got time to go around the side, Mr Peterson.	1:02:27	1:02:30
We're going to have to go over.	1:02:30	1:02:32
# Yes, we can climb the mountain	1:02:32	1:02:35
# If we all share the load	1:02:35	1:02:37
# Yes, we can reach the summit at the end of the road	1:02:37	1:02:42
# If we lift our hearts to heaven	1:02:42	1:02:45
# And reach out for the stars	1:02:45	1:02:47
# Yes, we can climb the mountain	1:02:47	1:02:49
# Cos the mountain is ours	1:02:49	1:02:52
# # Let the white winter weather	1:02:52	1:02:54
# Try and hinder our climb	1:02:54	1:02:56
# Yes, we can climb the mountain	1:02:56	1:02:59
# Because it's Christmas time	1:02:59	1:03:02
# It's Christmas time. #	1:03:02	1:03:06
I can see the castle!	1:03:06	1:03:08
CHILDREN CHEER	1:03:08	1:03:10
Whoa.	1:03:10	1:03:12
Right, come on. Let's get back from the edge.	1:03:12	1:03:15
Stay back, everyone. We've got to turn back.	1:03:15	1:03:18
Everyone, we've got to go back the way we came.	1:03:18	1:03:20
-We can't go back. -Well, we can't fly off that.	1:03:20	1:03:23
We've got to get to Song For Christmas.	1:03:23	1:03:25
We can't fly off the cliff!	1:03:25	1:03:27
So we're not going to Song For Christmas?	1:03:27	1:03:29
-Please, Mr Peterson. -I don't know what you want me to say.	1:03:29	1:03:32
-We can't... We can't fly. I'm sorry. -Please, Mr Peterson. -Look...	1:03:32	1:03:34
if you've got a way for us to get down this cliff,	1:03:34	1:03:37
we can talk about it.	1:03:37	1:03:38
It's not about us having a way, is it, Mr Peterson?	1:03:38	1:03:41
Because you don't believe in anyway we ever do,	1:03:41	1:03:43
-because you're always down on everything I suggest. -OK.	1:03:43	1:03:45
-Tell me how we're going to do it. -I've got a rope, actually.	1:03:45	1:03:49
Look, do you really believe we can suspend	1:03:49	1:03:51
14 children, a baby and a donkey off the side of this mountain?	1:03:51	1:03:54
The problem is, Mr Peterson, is YOU don't believe we can.	1:03:54	1:03:58
-Yes, we can, Mr Peterson. -Yes, we can, Mr Peterson.	1:03:58	1:04:00
-Yes, we can, Mr Peterson. -Yes, we can, Mr Peterson.	1:04:00	1:04:03
-Yes, we can, Mr Peterson. -Yes, we can, Mr Peterson.	1:04:03	1:04:07
Yes, we can, Mr Peterson.	1:04:07	1:04:08
Tommy! Brilliant!	1:04:11	1:04:14
-Do you believe, Mr Peterson? -Not really.	1:04:14	1:04:17
-Oh! -But I'm willing to give it a go.	1:04:17	1:04:19
-Don't push your luck. -Get the rope! Come on!	1:04:19	1:04:21
-You're fine. -This is awesome!	1:04:23	1:04:26
Don't look down!	1:04:26	1:04:28
Just... That's it.	1:04:30	1:04:32
-Hold on to the rope. That's it. -Whoa!	1:04:33	1:04:36
Whoa, steady. Steady.	1:04:36	1:04:37
Are you all right, Bill?	1:04:37	1:04:39
Careful.	1:04:39	1:04:40
Careful!	1:04:42	1:04:43
Are you all right, Lucy?	1:04:46	1:04:47
-Get the rope. -Yeah, I've got it. No!	1:04:49	1:04:51
Whoa!	1:04:51	1:04:52
-Don't let go! -God, did you...?	1:04:52	1:04:55
MR POPPY BRAYS	1:04:55	1:04:56
Concentrate on the rope!	1:04:56	1:04:58
-I'm trying to communicate with the donkey. -It's very heavy!	1:04:58	1:05:01
-Go, Tommy. -Steady.	1:05:05	1:05:06
-You're fine. -My whole strength. That's all I've got.	1:05:08	1:05:10
Well, hold it tight. I'm losing grip.	1:05:10	1:05:12
I'm holding it tight.	1:05:12	1:05:14
-Whoa! -Whoa! Tommy!	1:05:14	1:05:16
Tommy!	1:05:16	1:05:18
Tommy, are you OK? Just hold on.	1:05:18	1:05:21
-Is everyone all right? -CHILDREN: -Yes.	1:05:21	1:05:24
-Tommy! -Just...	1:05:24	1:05:26
-Just stay there. You're fine. -Keep looking up.	1:05:26	1:05:29
You have to go down there, Mr Peterson.	1:05:29	1:05:32
-I can't go down there. -You HAVE to go down.	1:05:32	1:05:35
-Well, why can't you do it? -Because you're the teacher.	1:05:35	1:05:38
This is your moment, Mr Peterson. You've got to go down there.	1:05:38	1:05:43
I'll spot you. I'll hold the rope.	1:05:43	1:05:46
All right. All right, tie me off. Come on.	1:05:46	1:05:49
-Tommy! -Everything's going to be fine.	1:05:49	1:05:51
You can do it, Mr Peterson. All right?	1:05:55	1:05:58
Mr Peterson's coming down.	1:05:58	1:06:00
Slowly. Slowly.	1:06:04	1:06:07
Tommy, I'm nearly with you.	1:06:07	1:06:09
Tommy. It's going to be all right.	1:06:12	1:06:15
Hang on in there.	1:06:15	1:06:16
OK, a bit lower.	1:06:16	1:06:18
That's it.	1:06:18	1:06:20
OK. Reach out.	1:06:20	1:06:23
Take my hand. Take my hand.	1:06:23	1:06:25
That's it. I've got you.	1:06:25	1:06:27
OK, I've got you. I've got you. You're not going to fall.	1:06:27	1:06:29
You're going to be OK. All right? I've got you.	1:06:29	1:06:32
I've got him!	1:06:32	1:06:33
WHIRRING	1:06:34	1:06:37
What's that?	1:06:37	1:06:38
Get their attention! It's a helicopter.	1:06:40	1:06:43
It's going to be all right, Tommy. You're going to be all right.	1:06:43	1:06:46
There they are! Straight down there!	1:06:46	1:06:49
We need to put a line down.	1:06:49	1:06:52
Hold on! Just hold on!	1:06:52	1:06:55
-Sarah! -Donald!	1:06:55	1:06:57
My wife! That's my wife!	1:06:57	1:07:00
I love you!	1:07:00	1:07:02
I love you too!	1:07:02	1:07:03
Grab hold!	1:07:03	1:07:05
You're going to have to trust me, OK? You'll have to come with me.	1:07:05	1:07:08
Here it comes. One...two...three...go!	1:07:08	1:07:12
Grab hold!	1:07:17	1:07:19
Woohoo!	1:07:24	1:07:25
Fly!	1:07:29	1:07:31
Mr Poppy, can I come down now, please?	1:07:34	1:07:37
I love you, Mr Peterson!	1:07:46	1:07:51
CHILDREN CHEER	1:07:51	1:07:54
We did it! CHILDREN CHEER	1:07:54	1:07:57
Whoo!	1:07:57	1:07:59
Right...to the castle!	1:07:59	1:08:01
CHILDREN CHEER	1:08:01	1:08:03
'And now please welcome to the stage the voice of an angel -	1:08:03	1:08:07
'Miss Angel Matthews!#	1:08:07	1:08:09
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	1:08:09	1:08:12
Thank you. Thank you.	1:08:22	1:08:23
Hello.	1:08:23	1:08:25
Welcome to Castle Llawen and the event of the year -	1:08:25	1:08:29
A Song For Christmas.	1:08:29	1:08:31
-Stay close. Good evening. -Hi there.	1:08:31	1:08:33
I need to speak to St Bernadette's. I believe them to be here	1:08:33	1:08:36
and I believe there to be 14 abducted children and a baby.	1:08:36	1:08:39
-I'm afraid they're not here. -I must look.	1:08:39	1:08:41
-Excuse me. -I can't let you through, madam.	1:08:41	1:08:43
-You have to let me through. -Unless you're registered...	1:08:43	1:08:46
This is a matter for the police unless you move. Out of my way.	1:08:46	1:08:48
Where's your tie? Smarten yourself up.	1:08:48	1:08:50
I didn't bring a tie.	1:08:50	1:08:51
but I can't let you through, madam, without someone seeing you through.	1:08:51	1:08:54
This year, as every year, we're looking for that special song	1:08:54	1:08:58
that embodies the spirit of Christmas.	1:08:58	1:09:00
I don't need to remind you of what the prizes are.	1:09:00	1:09:02
They are phenomenal.	1:09:02	1:09:04
£10,000.	1:09:04	1:09:05
A chance to record a record with United World Music	1:09:05	1:09:08
and also a shot at the Christmas number one -	1:09:08	1:09:10
and you can't put a price on that.	1:09:10	1:09:12
I know, cos I've had one. And a number seven the next year.	1:09:12	1:09:16
So, without further ado,	1:09:16	1:09:17
I would like to introduce to you our esteemed panel.	1:09:17	1:09:20
From the world of opera,	1:09:20	1:09:22
Marina Scalachi, ladies and gentlemen.	1:09:22	1:09:25
From the West End stage, Fangella Robinson.	1:09:25	1:09:28
Clark Dickinson, the CEO of United World Music.	1:09:30	1:09:33
He's the one writing the cheques.	1:09:33	1:09:35
-SHE CHUCKLES -He's a lovely guy. Hey, Clark.	1:09:35	1:09:39
And Welsh Radio Personality Of The Year, Jay Dean.	1:09:39	1:09:43
We love you, Jay Dean. Don't we?	1:09:43	1:09:45
He's got a great personality.	1:09:45	1:09:46
So, first up, it's the Christmas Puddings	1:09:48	1:09:52
singing Christmas Is For Crackers.	1:09:52	1:09:54
SWING MUSIC STARTS	1:09:54	1:09:56
# Christmas is for crackers on the Christmas tree	1:10:01	1:10:04
# Christmas is for kisses that you give to me	1:10:04	1:10:07
# Christmas is the footprints in the fluffy snow	1:10:07	1:10:11
# Christmas is the hanging of the mistletoe... #	1:10:11	1:10:16
-DESMOND: -Mr Peterson? -Yeah?	1:10:16	1:10:18
You know that feeling when you're really looking forward to something	1:10:18	1:10:21
and it finally happens and you feel a little tiny bit sick?	1:10:21	1:10:25
Mr Poppy...don't get cold feet now!	1:10:26	1:10:29
Not after everything we've been through. We're here. We've made it!	1:10:29	1:10:32
# It's a feeling you can't explain	1:10:32	1:10:36
# Walking off your dinner down a frosty lane	1:10:36	1:10:39
# Singing a carol in the silent night	1:10:39	1:10:42
# And back to stuff your super-sizing appetite... #	1:10:42	1:10:46
-We're here for Song For Christmas. -St Bernadette's.	1:10:46	1:10:48
You've missed registration. The show has begun.	1:10:48	1:10:51
The show can only just have begun.	1:10:51	1:10:52
Let us in! We really wanna win Song For Christmas.	1:10:52	1:10:55
I'm afraid the rules state no late entries.	1:10:55	1:10:57
-There's nothing else I can do. I'm sorry. -Mr Peterson!	1:10:57	1:11:00
I've tied the donkey up outside	1:11:00	1:11:02
and it's pooing all over the front steps!	1:11:02	1:11:04
Donkey? Poo?	1:11:04	1:11:06
-Everybody, run. -Let's go. Let's go. Come on.	1:11:08	1:11:12
Quick!	1:11:12	1:11:13
# Christmas is for Santa and for Christmas pud	1:11:18	1:11:21
# Christmas is for laughter and for feeling good	1:11:21	1:11:25
# Christmas is the only time to fall in love	1:11:25	1:11:28
# And that's why we call it merry Christmas	1:11:28	1:11:32
# And that's why we call it merry Christmas! #	1:11:32	1:11:36
Merry Christmas, everybody!	1:11:36	1:11:38
CHEERING	1:11:38	1:11:41
OK, come on. Come on.	1:11:46	1:11:47
Where do we go, Mr Peterson? That way or that way?	1:11:47	1:11:50
-SARAH: -Oh, Donald! -Baby!	1:11:50	1:11:52
Whoa!	1:11:52	1:11:54
-Mrs Peterson! -Hey, hey, all right. All right.	1:11:55	1:11:58
-Desmond, thank you. -I saw you in the helicopter.	1:11:58	1:12:01
-How's the baby? -The baby's fine.	1:12:01	1:12:03
I was so worried about you.	1:12:03	1:12:04
-APPLAUSE IN BACKGROUND -Quick! Come on.	1:12:04	1:12:07
Come on, everyone. This way.	1:12:07	1:12:09
-Guys, I've found this place. -Quick! Come on!	1:12:09	1:12:11
Come on! You can get changed in here.	1:12:11	1:12:13
-Brilliant. -Quick! -Before they see us.	1:12:13	1:12:16
And now for something that's really going to get you boppin'.	1:12:16	1:12:19
It's not my cup of tea, but if you like Jason Bieber,	1:12:19	1:12:22
you're going to love Lloyd And The Snowballs singing Snow Angel.	1:12:22	1:12:27
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	1:12:27	1:12:29
# Pickin' her up at eight	1:12:29	1:12:31
# Calls me from the telephone	1:12:31	1:12:33
# Says she's gonna be late	1:12:33	1:12:35
# Cos she can't get home	1:12:35	1:12:37
# Blizzard's comin' in	1:12:37	1:12:39
# White skies up above	1:12:39	1:12:41
# Says she's all snowed in	1:12:41	1:12:43
# That's the end of love	1:12:43	1:12:44
# Well, she's my snow angel	1:12:44	1:12:47
# Pure as the driven snow	1:12:47	1:12:48
# Yeah, she's my snow angel	1:12:48	1:12:50
# Come on, baby, let's go	1:12:50	1:12:52
# Together we'll take things high	1:12:52	1:12:54
# Run right through the sky	1:12:54	1:12:56
# Snow angel	1:12:56	1:12:59
# Be mine tonight... #	1:12:59	1:13:02
Look, you've got a few more places before you're due to go on.	1:13:02	1:13:05
-We're on the programme. -Yeah.	1:13:05	1:13:06
I feel sick. I don't want to do it.	1:13:06	1:13:08
I've got butterflies, Mr Poppy.	1:13:08	1:13:10
-Why have you got butterflies? -Cos I'm just all nervous and tense.	1:13:10	1:13:13
Hey, everybody. CHILDREN GASP	1:13:15	1:13:17
Whoa. - Yes!	1:13:17	1:13:19
The luck's back.	1:13:19	1:13:21
# Well, she's my snow angel	1:13:21	1:13:23
# Pure as the driven snow	1:13:23	1:13:24
# Yeah, she's my snow angel	1:13:24	1:13:27
# Come on, baby, let's go	1:13:27	1:13:29
# Together we'll take things high	1:13:29	1:13:31
# Run right towards the sky... #	1:13:31	1:13:33
Boys, we're going to entertain a slight alteration to our piece.	1:13:34	1:13:38
Are we going to cheat, Mr Peterson?	1:13:38	1:13:40
We do not cheat.	1:13:40	1:13:42
We succeed.	1:13:42	1:13:44
-# Well, she's my snow angel -Snow angel	1:13:44	1:13:48
# She's my snow angel	1:13:48	1:13:50
# Snow angel	1:13:50	1:13:52
# Together we'll take things high	1:13:52	1:13:54
# Run right towards the sky	1:13:54	1:13:56
# Snow angel	1:13:56	1:13:58
# Be mine tonight. #	1:13:58	1:14:03
THEY SCREAM EXCITEDLY	1:14:03	1:14:04
SHE KNOCKS	1:14:09	1:14:10
-What now? -Where are they? Where are my children?	1:14:10	1:14:13
-I have no idea. Who are you? -Where is Mr Poppy	1:14:13	1:14:16
and the 14 children and the missing baby that you abducted?	1:14:16	1:14:20
-Is there anyone around, please? -Are they in there?	1:14:20	1:14:22
-Hello! Can someone help me here? -Can somebody call the police?	1:14:22	1:14:25
And next up, all the way from Ireland,	1:14:25	1:14:27
is An Irish Christmas,	1:14:27	1:14:29
singing The Spirit Of The Trees.	1:14:29	1:14:32
-Madam, madam, please! -Get off me! Ah!	1:14:33	1:14:35
Oh! Oh!	1:14:35	1:14:37
HE YELPS	1:14:37	1:14:39
It's all right. Sorry about this.	1:14:39	1:14:41
# Snow, snow is falling	1:14:41	1:14:47
# Over the hill	1:14:47	1:14:53
# Snow, snow is falling	1:14:53	1:15:00
# Christmas is here	1:15:00	1:15:07
-Oh, what...? CHILDREN: -Urgh!	1:15:14	1:15:16
What's that stink?	1:15:16	1:15:19
Ohhh!	1:15:19	1:15:20
-Is it...? -Oh, yeah.	1:15:20	1:15:22
Um, Eleanor, can you give me your scarf?	1:15:22	1:15:24
Mr Peterson, I'm going to go and find a little place to change her.	1:15:24	1:15:27
-All right? -OK. -I'll be back in a minute. Do not move.	1:15:27	1:15:30
# All must come and all must learn	1:15:30	1:15:33
# Christmas will fore'er return	1:15:33	1:15:35
# Christmas come, so bang the drum... #	1:15:35	1:15:37
DRUMBEAT	1:15:37	1:15:39
# Christmas is here... #	1:15:39	1:15:41
UP-TEMPO DRUMMING	1:15:41	1:15:43
-ALL: -Hey!	1:15:48	1:15:49
Go on, boys.	1:15:49	1:15:51
-Mr Peterson. -Yes?	1:15:53	1:15:54
It's OK, I've changed her.	1:15:54	1:15:56
Ha! What are you doing?	1:15:56	1:15:58
You look ridiculous.	1:15:58	1:16:00
Why are you wearing that?	1:16:00	1:16:01
Because I'm about to step on stage.	1:16:01	1:16:02
-About to go on stage now? -Of course.	1:16:02	1:16:04
God. You take the baby. I'll go and get the children.	1:16:04	1:16:06
-I'll be two seconds. -BABY CRIES	1:16:06	1:16:08
# Bells ring out... # BELLS RING	1:16:13	1:16:15
# Bells ring out... # BELLS CHIME	1:16:15	1:16:17
# Christmas joy is here. #	1:16:17	1:16:21
UP-TEMPO DRUMMING	1:16:21	1:16:23
-ALL: -Hey!	1:16:28	1:16:30
How did you get up here so quickly?	1:16:33	1:16:35
I've been up here learning the song.	1:16:35	1:16:36
I thought you looked better with the dicky bow and smart suit.	1:16:36	1:16:39
I've been up here the whole time.	1:16:39	1:16:41
What have you done with the baby?	1:16:41	1:16:42
Well, I gave the baby to you.	1:16:42	1:16:45
-ALL: -No.	1:16:45	1:16:47
-BOTH: -Roderick!	1:16:47	1:16:49
Right, we've got to save the baby.	1:16:49	1:16:51
We've got to save the baby right now.	1:16:51	1:16:53
# Go, fairies	1:16:53	1:16:55
# Yeah, yeah	1:16:57	1:16:59
# Christmas fairies	1:16:59	1:17:01
# Come here to me	1:17:01	1:17:04
# Yeah, yeah	1:17:04	1:17:06
# Go, fairies	1:17:06	1:17:08
# Come to me, you pretty things	1:17:08	1:17:10
# And let me ride your fairy wings	1:17:10	1:17:12
# Give me wishes all night long	1:17:12	1:17:14
# And sing to me your fairy song... #	1:17:14	1:17:17
-Oh, oh, oh, Mrs Bevan! -Get away, you!	1:17:17	1:17:19
Changed your clothes again, have you, smarty-pants?	1:17:19	1:17:22
That's his twin brother, Roderick.	1:17:22	1:17:23
I'll explain everything very soon, I promise.	1:17:23	1:17:25
-Right now, we've got to find Roderick and the baby. -Wait.	1:17:25	1:17:28
-Can you just tell me off AFTER the show? -Desmond, stop it!	1:17:28	1:17:32
I may not have any children of my own, but YOU are the nearest thing,	1:17:32	1:17:36
and I've missed you and I love you.	1:17:36	1:17:39
Oh!	1:17:39	1:17:42
Thanks, Auntie Pat.	1:17:42	1:17:44
# Wishes, wishes Little fairy wishes	1:17:44	1:17:46
# We can give you all our tiny kisses	1:17:46	1:17:49
# Wishes, wishes Little fairy spell	1:17:49	1:17:51
# Put you in a Christmas wishing well. #	1:17:51	1:17:54
That's our baby.	1:18:00	1:18:01
Thank you.	1:18:03	1:18:04
What a lovely surprise.	1:18:04	1:18:06
What are you doing here?	1:18:08	1:18:10
Well, right now, I'm just recovering the baby you kidnapped.	1:18:10	1:18:13
You've got the baby.	1:18:15	1:18:17
Whoa!	1:18:17	1:18:19
We're taking that baby back now.	1:18:19	1:18:21
Apparently the judges are rather tempted	1:18:21	1:18:23
by that kind of mawkish sentimentality.	1:18:23	1:18:25
This is not your baby and you're not taking it from us.	1:18:25	1:18:27
Donald, I can take anything I want from you. Give me the baby.	1:18:27	1:18:31
Boys. No, no. No, you're not.	1:18:31	1:18:33
-Don't try and intimidate us... -I'm not moving from this space.	1:18:33	1:18:36
-..with the dead eye. -Take the baby!	1:18:36	1:18:38
Get back!	1:18:38	1:18:39
# Give me your number, call me, little fairy	1:18:39	1:18:41
# You don't get our number, we're too wary	1:18:41	1:18:44
# Give me your number, you look good	1:18:44	1:18:46
# Fairies don't get on with the boyz in the hood, yeah	1:18:46	1:18:49
# Come to me, you pretty things... #	1:18:49	1:18:51
Lock them in.	1:18:51	1:18:52
# And let me ride your fairy wings	1:18:52	1:18:53
# Give me wishes all night long	1:18:53	1:18:56
# And sing to me your fairy song	1:18:56	1:18:59
# Go, fairies! #	1:18:59	1:19:01
CHEERING	1:19:01	1:19:04
Let us out! Let us out! Hey!	1:19:04	1:19:08
-Merry Christmas, darling brother. -Roderick!	1:19:08	1:19:11
Roderick! Get back...!	1:19:11	1:19:13
Can I help you?	1:19:14	1:19:16
Christmas is a time when we all start to think	1:19:17	1:19:20
about the real meaning of Advent.	1:19:20	1:19:23
Chocolates on the calendar.	1:19:23	1:19:24
Last-minute shopping on the internet.	1:19:24	1:19:27
Little boys and girls looking out of the window,	1:19:27	1:19:30
wondering if Santa's going to bring them that toy	1:19:30	1:19:33
they've been wanting all year round.	1:19:33	1:19:36
So now, without further ado...	1:19:36	1:19:39
Bring it up, bring it up.	1:19:39	1:19:41
...I would like to introduce to you Shane and the Calendar Girls,	1:19:41	1:19:46
singing Counting Down For Christmas.	1:19:46	1:19:49
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	1:19:49	1:19:51
You can keep your peace on Earth.	1:19:53	1:19:57
You can keep your holy birth.	1:19:57	1:19:59
Keep your frankincense and myrrh.	1:20:01	1:20:03
Christmas cheer...what's that worth?	1:20:04	1:20:06
I want something I can use.	1:20:07	1:20:11
Designer clothes or groovy shoes.	1:20:11	1:20:14
I want diamonds big and rough.	1:20:14	1:20:17
# All I want is Christmas stuff	1:20:17	1:20:24
# Counting down to Christmas every day	1:20:26	1:20:30
# 24 windows to go	1:20:30	1:20:33
# Hoping that we're going to get stuff, oh-oh-oh	1:20:33	1:20:36
# Holding out for Santa, ho-ho-ho	1:20:36	1:20:39
# Counting down to Christmas all the way	1:20:39	1:20:42
# Feeling kind of glad I'm alive	1:20:42	1:20:45
# Waiting for my stuff to arrive	1:20:45	1:20:48
# Hope I get a fast car I can drive	1:20:48	1:20:51
# You can keep your peace on Earth... #	1:20:51	1:20:53
THEY ALL SHOUT	1:20:53	1:20:55
# You can keep your holy birth	1:20:55	1:20:58
# Keep your frankincense and myrrh	1:20:58	1:21:01
# I want something with some worth	1:21:01	1:21:04
# I want diamonds big and rough	1:21:04	1:21:07
# Never stop, it's not enough	1:21:07	1:21:10
# All I want for Christmas	1:21:10	1:21:14
# Is Christmas stuff	1:21:14	1:21:18
# Yeah, yeah	1:21:18	1:21:20
# Oh, oh. #	1:21:20	1:21:23
CHEERING	1:21:23	1:21:24
-ALL: -Merry Christmas, everybody.	1:21:25	1:21:28
Oh, that was wonderful. Well done.	1:21:30	1:21:33
That's lovely. Aw.	1:21:33	1:21:35
Well, no-one likes a show-off, do they?	1:21:35	1:21:37
So, it is with great pleasure and humility	1:21:37	1:21:41
that I introduce to you	1:21:41	1:21:43
a choir that is, in my opinion, the best choir on the stage tonight.	1:21:43	1:21:46
St Cuthbert's.	1:21:46	1:21:48
They are singing Peace And Joy.	1:21:48	1:21:51
Enjoy.	1:21:51	1:21:53
# Hear the good news	1:21:57	1:21:59
# Sent from on high	1:21:59	1:22:01
# Glory to God	1:22:01	1:22:03
# A new king is nigh	1:22:03	1:22:05
-# We celebrate with peace and joy -The coming of a baby boy	1:22:05	1:22:09
-# We celebrate -A light across the world	1:22:09	1:22:13
# Rejoice, rejoice, our hearts are strong	1:22:13	1:22:15
# A saviour born to hear our song	1:22:15	1:22:17
# To right the rights of all that's wrong	1:22:17	1:22:19
# A joy across the world	1:22:19	1:22:21
# Joy of joy... #	1:22:21	1:22:23
THEY ALL SHOUT	1:22:23	1:22:24
# King of kings... #	1:22:24	1:22:27
THEY SCREAM	1:22:27	1:22:29
# Peace and joy	1:22:29	1:22:30
THEY ALL SHOUT	1:22:30	1:22:31
# Peace and joy	1:22:31	1:22:33
# Joy! Joy! Joy! Joy!	1:22:33	1:22:36
# Joy! #	1:22:36	1:22:38
-SOLO: -# Where is Christmas?	1:22:45	1:22:51
# Hiding underneath the tree? #	1:22:51	1:22:54
That's my song.	1:22:54	1:22:56
That... That's...	1:22:56	1:22:57
# Christmas is coming to everyone but me	1:22:57	1:23:02
WHOLE CHOIR: # Where is Christmas? #	1:23:02	1:23:07
HE MUTTERS	1:23:07	1:23:08
# Where is she?	1:23:08	1:23:13
# Can it be that Christmas has abandoned me?	1:23:13	1:23:19
# Joy of joy	1:23:19	1:23:21
# Joy of joy	1:23:21	1:23:24
# King of kings	1:23:24	1:23:25
# King of kings	1:23:25	1:23:27
# Peace and joy	1:23:27	1:23:29
# Peace and joy	1:23:29	1:23:31
# Joy! Joy! Joy! Joy!	1:23:31	1:23:35
# Joy! #	1:23:35	1:23:38
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	1:23:38	1:23:42
THEY ALL BOO	1:23:42	1:23:43
Wow, wow, wow!	1:23:44	1:23:47
Or in other words, game over.	1:23:47	1:23:49
Roderick Peterson OBE.	1:23:49	1:23:51
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	1:23:51	1:23:53
Mr Shakespeare! Mr Shakespeare!	1:23:53	1:23:57
Mr Poppy, they've stolen my song!	1:23:57	1:24:00
St Cuthbert's locked us in here!	1:24:00	1:24:02
Look, we can't get out. Could you let us out?	1:24:02	1:24:04
So, without further ado, I'd like to introduce the next act.	1:24:04	1:24:07
Although I'm not sure there's much point	1:24:07	1:24:08
in them coming out on stage after that.	1:24:08	1:24:11
-Stay in your dressing rooms! -SHE LAUGHS	1:24:11	1:24:13
No, I'm only joking.	1:24:13	1:24:14
All the way from Coventry, it's St Bernadette's.	1:24:14	1:24:17
CHEERING	1:24:17	1:24:19
I'm sorry. Actually, they have been disqualified.	1:24:22	1:24:25
You've been disqualified. How did that happen?	1:24:26	1:24:29
Um, it's Oakmoor Choir, singing A Dickens Christmas.	1:24:29	1:24:34
Follow that!	1:24:34	1:24:35
You can be Oakmoor. Pretend to be us. Take our place.	1:24:39	1:24:42
Just go on there. Just beat that RODERICK!	1:24:42	1:24:45
Hideous man.	1:24:45	1:24:46
Yeah, we'll beat him. Push us on.	1:24:46	1:24:48
Come on, guys. It's Shakespeare's Globe!	1:24:48	1:24:52
Yes!	1:24:52	1:24:53
CHEERING	1:25:02	1:25:04
# Used to be afraid of my own shadow	1:25:07	1:25:12
# Used to think I'd never make the grade	1:25:12	1:25:17
# Too scared to even dream the dream	1:25:17	1:25:19
# Unsure of everything it means	1:25:19	1:25:22
# But now my hopes are high, my life has changed	1:25:22	1:25:26
# So bring on all your distant horizons	1:25:26	1:25:31
ALL: # Make your climb just as steep as the skies	1:25:31	1:25:36
# Yes, we can climb the mountain if we all share the load	1:25:36	1:25:41
# Yes, we can reach the summit at the end of the road	1:25:41	1:25:46
# If we lift our hearts to heaven	1:25:46	1:25:49
# And reach out for the stars	1:25:49	1:25:51
# Yes, we can climb the mountain cos the mountain is ours	1:25:51	1:25:56
# The mountain is ours	1:25:56	1:25:59
# Yes, we can, I'm sure we can	1:25:59	1:26:01
# Never had too much belief in Christmas	1:26:01	1:26:05
# Never had a Christmas wish come true	1:26:06	1:26:11
# Never quite believed in why a baby born into a sty	1:26:11	1:26:16
# Should have a thing to do with me or you	1:26:16	1:26:20
# But now I feel the magic without me	1:26:21	1:26:26
# And the stars shining down light the way	1:26:26	1:26:30
# Yes, we can feel the loving and the hope on the way	1:26:30	1:26:35
# Yes, we can keep on climbing till the end of the day	1:26:35	1:26:40
# Let the white winter weather try and hinder our climb	1:26:40	1:26:45
# Yes, we can climb the mountain because it's Christmas time	1:26:45	1:26:50
# It's Christmas time. #	1:26:50	1:26:52
CHEERING	1:26:52	1:26:55
AUDIENCE CHANTS	1:26:55	1:26:58
# This is our last Christmas together	1:27:01	1:27:06
# We're going to make it last for ever	1:27:06	1:27:11
# But don't forget about the baby who was born in the hay	1:27:11	1:27:17
# He was born in the hay	1:27:17	1:27:21
# You want your big Christmas Day	1:27:21	1:27:26
# You want your Santa and sleigh	1:27:26	1:27:31
# But don't forget about the baby who was born in the hay	1:27:31	1:27:37
# He was born in the hay. #	1:27:37	1:27:40
Come on, Oakmoor, unzip the back.	1:27:40	1:27:42
One, two, three, four!	1:27:42	1:27:44
# Christmas tinsel and jingle bells	1:27:52	1:27:56
Presents beneath the tree	1:27:56	1:27:58
# Oh, oh, oh, oh	1:27:58	1:28:00
# Father Christmas and his little elves	1:28:00	1:28:03
# Making stuff for you and stuff for me	1:28:03	1:28:07
# Christmas magic, it wouldn't exist	1:28:07	1:28:10
# A reindeer in the snow, no, no, no, no	1:28:10	1:28:15
# If Angel Gaby hadn't tried to resist	1:28:15	1:28:18
# On something only he could know	1:28:18	1:28:22
# You want your big Christmas Day	1:28:22	1:28:26
# You want your Santa and sleigh	1:28:26	1:28:29
# But don't forget about the baby who was born in the hay	1:28:29	1:28:34
# He was born in the hay	1:28:34	1:28:38
# Danger, danger in the manger Don't give baby to a stranger	1:28:38	1:28:42
# Nasty Herod on his way Hide the baby in the hay	1:28:42	1:28:45
# Don't be a sheep, just be a King	1:28:45	1:28:48
# You want your big Christmas Day	1:28:48	1:28:51
# You want your Santa and sleigh	1:28:51	1:28:56
# But don't forget about the baby who was born in the hay	1:28:56	1:29:01
# He was born in the hay	1:29:01	1:29:02
# He was born in the hay	1:29:04	1:29:06
# He was born in the...	1:29:08	1:29:10
# He was born in the hay. #	1:29:10	1:29:14
WILD CHEERING	1:29:15	1:29:19
I've got it! I've got it!	1:29:30	1:29:32
-Congratulations! -SHE SQUEALS	1:29:32	1:29:35
Congratulations!	1:29:35	1:29:36
-Yay! Oh, baby! -You were amazing!	1:29:36	1:29:39
-Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! -All right, all right.	1:29:39	1:29:41
Brilliant, wasn't it?	1:29:41	1:29:42
For the last few hours, we've been trying to find you, you stupid boy.	1:29:42	1:29:46
We did an encore. I don't know if you saw that, big man.	1:29:46	1:29:49
-But we did an encore out there. -Who is this village idiot?	1:29:49	1:29:53
This is Mr Poppy, and he's the one who wrote the song.	1:29:53	1:29:55
Oh, really? Is that what you call it?	1:29:55	1:29:57
Which one? The first or the second? Cos we did two.	1:29:57	1:30:00
Yeah, we did... HE LAUGHS	1:30:00	1:30:03
We're still going to win the competition.	1:30:03	1:30:05
You know what? Oh, I'm sure you are going to win.	1:30:05	1:30:07
And I hope you take the prize	1:30:07	1:30:09
and I hope you shove it up your nose!	1:30:09	1:30:11
We went out there and had fun!	1:30:11	1:30:14
And that might not be important to you, Roderick,	1:30:14	1:30:16
and it might not add up to all your OBEs,	1:30:16	1:30:19
and all your reviews in newspapers,	1:30:19	1:30:22
and all your international prizes,	1:30:22	1:30:24
but having fun is pretty bloomin' important!	1:30:24	1:30:27
There is no need to be so patronising to your brother.	1:30:27	1:30:31
Shut up!	1:30:31	1:30:33
How DARE you speak to your father like that?!	1:30:33	1:30:35
I dare! I dare to tell you to shut up!	1:30:35	1:30:40
And you! Both of you.	1:30:40	1:30:42
-Can I have a go? -Yeah, go on.	1:30:42	1:30:44
-Shut up! -Yeah!	1:30:44	1:30:45
Yeah, and you shut up.	1:30:45	1:30:47
I don't need you any more.	1:30:47	1:30:49
I've got a proper family now. Look. And a baby on the way.	1:30:49	1:30:52
This is my family.	1:30:52	1:30:53
Yeah. Yeah. And HE'S my family.	1:30:53	1:30:56
This. This stupid, crazy man dressed like a star	1:30:56	1:31:00
who talks nonsense and drives buses that swim	1:31:00	1:31:04
and gets us stranded on mountains and nearly drowns me in a river.	1:31:04	1:31:08
He, in one day,	1:31:08	1:31:10
has been more of a brother to me than you have EVER been!	1:31:10	1:31:14
Can you please keep your voices down?	1:31:14	1:31:16
Oh, you can shut up, too!	1:31:16	1:31:18
Roderick, what's going on here?	1:31:18	1:31:20
Angel, I'm afraid you'll have to call security.	1:31:20	1:31:22
They have been disqualified and are refusing to leave.	1:31:22	1:31:24
-Right, right. Rhys, Rhys. -No! No!	1:31:24	1:31:27
Jub-jib-jib-jab-jahh!	1:31:27	1:31:29
Don't bother calling security.	1:31:29	1:31:31
We're leaving, very happily,	1:31:31	1:31:33
with dignity and our heads held high.	1:31:33	1:31:36
Good night, good luck, merry Christmas,	1:31:36	1:31:40
thank you very much.	1:31:40	1:31:41
As of now, you are officially banned from the building.	1:31:41	1:31:45
If you are found, you will be arrested.	1:31:45	1:31:47
Get out of the way!	1:31:47	1:31:48
Sorry, can I just say I am a huge fan of your work.	1:31:48	1:31:51
-Can I get an autograph? -Go on, then. Have you got a pen?	1:31:51	1:31:53
-Have you got a pen? -Poppy!	1:31:53	1:31:55
Right. I can post it.	1:31:55	1:31:57
Cheer up, it's Christmas!	1:31:57	1:31:59
I'm going to need a jab.	1:32:03	1:32:05
CHEERING	1:32:06	1:32:09
OK, so what an evening it's been, ladies and gentlemen.	1:32:09	1:32:12
What an evening. But now the moment of truth.	1:32:12	1:32:15
It's make-your-mind-up-time, judges.	1:32:15	1:32:17
So while they come to the final -	1:32:17	1:32:20
and what some people feel foregone - conclusion,	1:32:20	1:32:24
I'd like to share something with you.	1:32:24	1:32:26
Tonight, something very special has happened here on the stage...	1:32:26	1:32:30
and something very special	1:32:30	1:32:33
has happened here...in my heart.	1:32:33	1:32:35
And that's the spirit of Christmas.	1:32:37	1:32:39
We love you, Angel!	1:32:39	1:32:41
# O, holy night	1:32:45	1:32:48
# The stars are brightly shining... #	1:32:48	1:32:52
-Oh! -You all right?	1:32:52	1:32:54
-No, it's another one. -Really?	1:32:54	1:32:55
Yes!	1:32:55	1:32:56
Here we go. Good donkey. Good donkey.	1:32:59	1:33:01
That's it.	1:33:01	1:33:03
# In sin and error pining	1:33:03	1:33:07
# Till he appeared	1:33:07	1:33:09
# And the soul felt its worth	1:33:09	1:33:13
# A thrill of hope... #	1:33:14	1:33:16
Follow me, everybody!	1:33:16	1:33:18
# The weary world rejoices	1:33:18	1:33:21
# As yonder breaks... #	1:33:21	1:33:23
Look! A barn.	1:33:23	1:33:24
# A new and glorious morn	1:33:24	1:33:28
-# Fall on your knees... # -Come on, this way!	1:33:28	1:33:34
-Breathe. You need to breathe. -Get the coat off.	1:33:34	1:33:36
# Oh, hear the angel voices... #	1:33:36	1:33:40
SHE GROANS	1:33:40	1:33:42
# Oh, night divine... #	1:33:42	1:33:46
Go on! Get in there!	1:33:46	1:33:49
-Roll the sleeves up! Sleeves up! -I can't do this. -Watch off.	1:33:49	1:33:52
-I'm going in. -No. -Fine. -No, you're not.	1:33:52	1:33:55
Mr Poppy! Mr Poppy, get back here!	1:33:55	1:33:57
# Divine Oh, night... #	1:33:57	1:34:02
One, two, three...	1:34:02	1:34:04
Push!	1:34:04	1:34:05
That's it!	1:34:05	1:34:07
Oh, here it comes.	1:34:07	1:34:08
Here it comes. THUD!	1:34:08	1:34:10
BABY CRIES	1:34:10	1:34:11
# Of faith serenely beaming	1:34:11	1:34:15
# With glowing hearts by his cradle we stand	1:34:15	1:34:21
# O'er the world	1:34:23	1:34:25
# A star is sweetly gleaming... #	1:34:25	1:34:28
-What's wrong? -Oh, something's happening.	1:34:28	1:34:30
# Now come the wise men	1:34:30	1:34:33
# From out the Orient land... #	1:34:33	1:34:37
-The baby's nearly there. He's nearly here. Come on. -OK.	1:34:37	1:34:40
Come on, you can do it. I believe in you.	1:34:40	1:34:41
# Lay thus lowly manger... #	1:34:41	1:34:43
SARAH GROANS	1:34:43	1:34:45
# In all our trials	1:34:45	1:34:48
# Born to be our friends... #	1:34:48	1:34:50
Oh!	1:34:50	1:34:51
# He knows our need... #	1:34:51	1:34:53
BABY CRIES	1:34:53	1:34:56
There's your mummy.	1:34:56	1:34:58
# Our weakness is no stranger	1:34:58	1:35:04
# O, night divine	1:35:04	1:35:10
# The night when Christ was born	1:35:10	1:35:17
# O, night... #	1:35:17	1:35:21
Two of them?!	1:35:21	1:35:22
# The night... #	1:35:25	1:35:27
Come on in, Grandad.	1:35:27	1:35:28
This is amazing. Amazing.	1:35:28	1:35:31
Look, here's your grandad.	1:35:31	1:35:33
I'm really proud of you, Donald. Really proud.	1:35:34	1:35:37
BABY CRIES	1:35:37	1:35:38
CHEERING	1:35:41	1:35:44
And now comes the moment we've all been waiting for -	1:35:50	1:35:53
to crown the winners...	1:35:53	1:35:55
of A Song For Christmas.	1:35:55	1:35:57
Rhys. I'm so excited. I can't wait.	1:35:57	1:36:01
Right, thank you.	1:36:01	1:36:03
And the winners are...	1:36:04	1:36:06
DRUMROLL	1:36:06	1:36:07
..St Cuth...	1:36:11	1:36:13
Oakmoor!	1:36:13	1:36:15
-THEY GASP -That right?	1:36:15	1:36:16
Right, Oakmoor, ladies and gentlemen.	1:36:16	1:36:18
-HE LAUGHS -Get out of the way!	1:36:18	1:36:20
-It wasn't even our song, sir. -Shh. It doesn't matter.	1:36:23	1:36:25
Shut up. We've won. Yes!	1:36:25	1:36:29
I've won.	1:36:31	1:36:33
Yes!	1:36:33	1:36:35
I've won!	1:36:35	1:36:37
I've won! Whoo!	1:36:37	1:36:40
DONALD: And so, on that magical night,	1:36:41	1:36:44
under the stars, in a tumbledown barn,	1:36:44	1:36:47
the miracle of Christmas happened to me.	1:36:47	1:36:50
And, just as I'd hoped,	1:36:50	1:36:52
it really was the best Christmas ever.	1:36:52	1:36:57
# Peace falls over the valley	1:36:57	1:37:01
# Hearts are lifted with love	1:37:01	1:37:05
# Joy falls into our lives like a star from above in the valley	1:37:05	1:37:13
# Everybody all over the world	1:37:16	1:37:19
# Are you feeling this feeling tonight? #	1:37:19	1:37:21
Roddy.	1:37:21	1:37:23
Donald.	1:37:23	1:37:24
Well, it seems congratulations are in order.	1:37:26	1:37:28
Yeah. Thank you.	1:37:28	1:37:30
And you're an uncle. HE LAUGHS	1:37:30	1:37:34
Yes. Yes, I am.	1:37:34	1:37:36
Twin boys.	1:37:36	1:37:38
Let's hope they get on a little better than we've managed.	1:37:38	1:37:42
Yeah.	1:37:42	1:37:45
It would be nice...	1:37:45	1:37:46
..if perhaps we could get the family together a little more often.	1:37:47	1:37:51
Yeah.	1:37:51	1:37:52
I'd like that.	1:37:53	1:37:54
Mm.	1:37:54	1:37:55
Good.	1:37:57	1:37:58
# Joy falls into our lives and makes everything right in this valley	1:38:02	1:38:09
# Everybody all over the world... #	1:38:12	1:38:16
VOICE WAVERING: Thanks.	1:38:16	1:38:18
Merry Christmas.	1:38:18	1:38:20
# It's all right if the snow's coming down	1:38:20	1:38:25
# And the blizzards engulf every town	1:38:25	1:38:28
# Cos it's cold outside	1:38:29	1:38:32
# But Hawaii in my heart this Christmas	1:38:32	1:38:36
# This Christmas	1:38:36	1:38:38
# It's all right if the snow starts to fall	1:38:38	1:38:42
# Snow starts to fall	1:38:42	1:38:43
# And the chill wind descends on us all	1:38:43	1:38:46
# Snow starts to fall	1:38:46	1:38:48
# Cos it's cold outside	1:38:48	1:38:50
# But Hawaii in my heart this Christmas	1:38:50	1:38:55
# This Christmas	1:38:55	1:38:58
# It's cold outside It's cold outside	1:38:58	1:39:02
# But Hawaii in my heart tonight. #	1:39:02	1:39:07
-DONKEY BRAYS SOFTLY DEEP VOICE: -Merry Christmas.	1:39:07	1:39:09
THEY ALL LAUGH	1:39:09	1:39:11
# When Shan got stuck up the chimney... #	1:39:22	1:39:24
Sorry. Who is it getting stuck up there? Shnamna?	1:39:24	1:39:27
-Santa. -Santa! Go on, then. Sing it.	1:39:27	1:39:30
# When Shan got stuck up the chimney... #	1:39:30	1:39:33
It's got... We're missing it, aren't we?	1:39:33	1:39:35
# Oh, silent night	1:39:35	1:39:39
# Holy night... #	1:39:39	1:39:40
Stop it there. Yes, it's pathetic...	1:39:40	1:39:43
in a very good way.	1:39:43	1:39:44
Um, Pixie, what's your Christmas wish, Pixie?	1:39:44	1:39:48
I wish that it would be Christmas every day.	1:39:48	1:39:51
# I'm a little snowflake... # SHE PUFFS	1:39:51	1:39:53
BUZZER	1:39:56	1:39:58
# We wish you a merry Christmas	1:39:58	1:40:01
# We wish you a merry Christmas... #	1:40:01	1:40:03
YOU can go and sit down.	1:40:03	1:40:06
Why did the dog sit by the fire?	1:40:06	1:40:09
I don't know. Why did the dog sit by the fire?	1:40:09	1:40:12
Because he wanted to be a hot dog.	1:40:12	1:40:15
THEY LAUGH	1:40:15	1:40:18
I want you to be an elf. Think of an elf. Picture that elf.	1:40:18	1:40:22
And then dance as that elf.	1:40:22	1:40:24
# Ding-dong merrily on high	1:40:24	1:40:27
# In heaven bells are ringing... #	1:40:27	1:40:30
Why... On...	1:40:30	1:40:31
Why did the cow cross the road?	1:40:34	1:40:36
I don't know. Why did the cow cross the road?	1:40:36	1:40:39
To go to the moo-vies.	1:40:39	1:40:42
The what?	1:40:42	1:40:43
Moooo-vies.	1:40:43	1:40:45
BUZZER	1:40:45	1:40:48
Back to the classrooms. Hang your head in shame.	1:40:48	1:40:50
# With the angelic host proclaim	1:40:52	1:40:57
# Christ is born in Bethlehem	1:40:57	1:41:01
# Hark! The herald angels sing	1:41:01	1:41:05
# Glory to the newborn king. #	1:41:05	1:41:09
Lewis, do you think that kind of singing	1:41:09	1:41:11
is going to win The Song For Christmas?	1:41:11	1:41:13
-No, Mr Shakespeare. -Nor do I. Sit down.	1:41:13	1:41:16
I do have a sad story but I don't have a song or a dance.	1:41:16	1:41:20
We love sad stories.	1:41:20	1:41:21
Sad stories are the things that inspire other things.	1:41:21	1:41:24
What's your sad story?	1:41:24	1:41:25
Um, my mum came home from work.	1:41:25	1:41:27
She went to my nanny's	1:41:27	1:41:28
and then she found out that my nanny's dog died.	1:41:28	1:41:33
# Countin' down to Christmas every day	1:41:40	1:41:43
# 24 windows to go	1:41:43	1:41:46
# Hoping that we're going to get snow	1:41:46	1:41:50
# Holding out for Santa, ho-ho-ho	1:41:50	1:41:53
# Counting down to Christmas all the way	1:41:53	1:41:56
# Feeling kind of glad I'm alive	1:41:56	1:41:59
# Waiting for my stuff to arrive	1:41:59	1:42:02
# I hope I get a fast car I can drive	1:42:02	1:42:05
# You can keep your peace on Earth	1:42:05	1:42:08
# You can keep your holy birth	1:42:08	1:42:11
# Keep your frankincense and myrrh	1:42:11	1:42:14
# I want something with some worth	1:42:14	1:42:17
# I want diamonds big and rough	1:42:17	1:42:20
# Never stop, it's not enough	1:42:20	1:42:24
# All I want is Christmas stuff	1:42:24	1:42:29
# Oh, counting down to Christmas... #	1:42:29	1:42:31
# Tis the season to be jolly, fa-la la-la-la... #	1:42:31	1:42:36
It's the most miserable "jolly" I've ever seen.	1:42:36	1:42:39
# Holding out for Santa, ho-ho-ho	1:42:39	1:42:42
# Counting down to Christmas all the way... #	1:42:42	1:42:45
# Jingle bells, jingle bells Batman smells	1:42:45	1:42:49
# Santa got stuck up the chimney	1:42:49	1:42:52
# And then he lost his willy. #	1:42:52	1:42:54
Hoo-hoo! It's a bit blue!	1:42:54	1:42:57
# You can keep your holy... #	1:42:57	1:43:00
# All is calm	1:43:00	1:43:03
# All is bright... #	1:43:03	1:43:05
Let's see your eyes.	1:43:05	1:43:06
# Round the virgin so... #	1:43:06	1:43:10
Yes, all right, sit down. I'll have to think about you.	1:43:10	1:43:13
# All I want for Christmas... #	1:43:13	1:43:15
Here we go. "Christmas ain't for paupers."	1:43:15	1:43:18
-POSH ACCENT: -Christmas ain't for paupers.	1:43:18	1:43:20
Now can you do it like a working class person?	1:43:20	1:43:23
-COCKNEY ACCENT: -Christmas ain't for paupers.	1:43:23	1:43:25
Brilliant! It's so accurate.	1:43:25	1:43:26
You see, it's so authentic, that. Did you feel it?	1:43:26	1:43:30
# Twinkle, twinkle, little star	1:43:30	1:43:33
# How I wonder what you are	1:43:33	1:43:36
# Up above the world so high	1:43:36	1:43:38
# Like a...star in the sky	1:43:38	1:43:42
# Twinkle, twinkle, little star	1:43:42	1:43:45
# How I wonder what you are. #	1:43:45	1:43:49
-Wow! -APPLAUSE	1:43:49	1:43:51
# Christmas is for crackers on the Christmas tree	1:43:58	1:44:01
# Christmas is for kisses that you give to me	1:44:01	1:44:05
# Christmas is the footprints in the fluffy snow	1:44:05	1:44:08
# Christmas is the hanging of the mistletoe	1:44:08	1:44:12
# Christmas is for stockings that we like to fill	1:44:12	1:44:15
# Christmas is for happiness and all goodwill	1:44:15	1:44:18
# Christmas means I'm going to need a slimmin' pill	1:44:18	1:44:22
# And that's why we call it merry Christmas	1:44:22	1:44:25
# And that's why we call it merry Christmas! #	1:44:25	1:44:30
Merry Christmas, everybody!	1:44:30	1:44:32

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