Jack

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TRUMPET SOLO	0:00:13	0:00:16
CONGA MUSIC	0:00:33	0:00:35
God!	0:01:11	0:01:14
So bloated.	0:01:12	0:01:14
-She's bingeing. -Bingeing? She's fat.	0:01:14	0:01:17
Honey?	0:01:24	0:01:25
I thought I'd lost you, honey.	0:01:28	0:01:30
I think it's a thyroid problem.	0:01:34	0:01:36
I think she's just fat.	0:01:36	0:01:38
What's wrong? What's wrong, honey?	0:02:05	0:02:07
-It's too soon. -Oh!	0:02:07	0:02:10
Guys, come here!	0:02:10	0:02:12
HORN TOOTS	0:02:12	0:02:15
Easy.	0:02:15	0:02:18
Brian, what's happening?	0:02:23	0:02:25
Help! Would someone please help me? I have an emergency here!	0:02:25	0:02:29
Yeah, call the doctor.	0:02:29	0:02:31
Please, can you call Dr Benfante?	0:02:31	0:02:34
BEEPING	0:02:34	0:02:36
Oh, I'm sorry.	0:02:36	0:02:39
Help me! Help me, please!	0:02:37	0:02:39
BEEPING	0:02:45	0:02:47
No, I don't have anything.	0:02:47	0:02:50
Honey, it's your tin!	0:02:50	0:02:52
Oh!	0:02:52	0:02:53
OK.	0:02:54	0:02:56
No smoking.	0:02:59	0:03:01
I'm gonna quit tomorrow. I swear.	0:03:02	0:03:04
No, sideways. Come through. That's it.	0:03:06	0:03:08
When are you due, ma'am?	0:03:08	0:03:12
Not for seven months.	0:03:10	0:03:12
GROANING	0:03:18	0:03:20
EVERYONE TALKS AT ONCE	0:03:22	0:03:25
You had Lamaze?	0:03:28	0:03:30
I haven't even signed up for the course yet.	0:03:30	0:03:33
I'm only two months along. Ow!	0:03:33	0:03:36
That's the epidural talking.	0:03:36	0:03:39
She hasn't had one.	0:03:37	0:03:39
What are you babbling about?	0:03:39	0:03:41
Ow! It's too soon!	0:03:41	0:03:43
It's too soon, Brian!	0:03:43	0:03:47
Here he comes.	0:03:45	0:03:47
OK, calm down.	0:03:47	0:03:49
Take it easy. Calm down. Everybody calm down.	0:03:49	0:03:52
It's too early for contractions.	0:03:52	0:03:54
-Hold tight. Hold my hand. -Ah!	0:03:55	0:03:57
Just relax.	0:03:57	0:04:00
Christ!	0:04:01	0:04:03
Come back next week?	0:04:03	0:04:05
It was just fluid retention? Go home, have fun?	0:04:05	0:04:08
I'm not having fun!	0:04:08	0:04:11
You gotta breathe!	0:04:11	0:04:13
It's fine, for a full-term pregnancy.	0:04:13	0:04:15
Doc, what's going on?	0:04:15	0:04:17
She's fully dilated.	0:04:17	0:04:19
-It'll be OK. -Now you gotta push. -It's too soon!	0:04:19	0:04:22
Push. Push!	0:04:22	0:04:24
Push! Good girl!	0:04:24	0:04:26
-No, it's too soon! -One more time.	0:04:26	0:04:29
One more deep breath. One more deep breath.	0:04:29	0:04:34
SHE MOANS AND CRIES	0:04:34	0:04:37
BABY CRIES	0:04:44	0:04:47
Look at that! A baby!	0:04:49	0:04:51
It's a beautiful, beautiful boy.	0:04:51	0:04:55
Hey, there, bud.	0:04:57	0:04:59
Oh!	0:04:59	0:05:00
Hi!	0:05:00	0:05:02
Don't rust up on me now.	0:05:05	0:05:07
I'm sorry.	0:05:07	0:05:09
We'll call him...Jack.	0:05:11	0:05:13
# What are you gonna be when you grow up?	0:05:13	0:05:16
# What do you wanna do when your time is up?	0:05:16	0:05:21
# What are you gonna say when things go wrong?	0:05:21	0:05:23
# What are you gonna do when you're on your own?	0:05:23	0:05:26
# There's a road	0:05:26	0:05:28
# Long and winding	0:05:29	0:05:32
# The lights are blinding	0:05:32	0:05:35
# But it gets there	0:05:37	0:05:39
# Don't give up	0:05:39	0:05:41
# Don't look back	0:05:43	0:05:45
# There's a silver lining	0:05:46	0:05:49
# It's out there somewhere	0:05:50	0:05:52
# Everybody wants an answer	0:05:54	0:05:57
# Everybody needs a friend	0:05:57	0:06:00
# We all need a shining star	0:06:01	0:06:04
# On which we can depend	0:06:04	0:06:07
# So tonight we're gonna wish upon a star	0:06:07	0:06:11
# We've never wished upon before	0:06:11	0:06:14
# What are you going to be when you grow up?	0:06:14	0:06:18
# What are you going to do when your time is up?	0:06:18	0:06:20
# There'll be times	0:06:20	0:06:22
# In your life, yeah	0:06:23	0:06:28
# You'll be dazzled, I'm sure	0:06:29	0:06:31
# Don't get disillusioned	0:06:34	0:06:37
# No, don't expect too much	0:06:37	0:06:40
# Because if what you have is all you can get	0:06:41	0:06:43
# Just keep on trying	0:06:43	0:06:45
# It just ain't happened yet	0:06:45	0:06:48
# Everybody wants to be a winner	0:06:48	0:06:51
# Everybody has a dream	0:06:52	0:06:54
# And we all need a shining star	0:06:55	0:06:58
# When things ain't what they seem	0:06:58	0:07:01
# So tonight we're gonna wish upon a star	0:07:02	0:07:06
# We never wished upon before. #	0:07:06	0:07:09
I'm sorry this has taken so long.	0:07:14	0:07:16
Like you, we're puzzled by your son's premature birth.	0:07:16	0:07:20
This is Dr Lin.	0:07:20	0:07:22
He's an infant disorder specialist from Cornell.	0:07:22	0:07:25
I want to assure you both	0:07:25	0:07:28
that there is nothing debilitating about your son's condition.	0:07:28	0:07:32
He's totally healthy, normal in appearance, alert and quite happy.	0:07:32	0:07:36
However, his cells are developing at four times the normal rate.	0:07:36	0:07:41
Even though he was ten weeks old when he was born,	0:07:41	0:07:44
physically he was nine months, and ready to leave your womb.	0:07:44	0:07:48
Nature has given us all	0:07:49	0:07:50
an internal clock.	0:07:50	0:07:52
It meters out lifespan,	0:07:52	0:07:54
controls our growth.	0:07:54	0:07:56
Your son's internal clock	0:07:56	0:07:59
seems to be ticking faster than usual.	0:07:59	0:08:02
But he's healthy?	0:08:02	0:08:04
Absolutely.	0:08:04	0:08:06
I'm sorry. I...still don't understand.	0:08:08	0:08:11
I've never heard of anything like this before.	0:08:11	0:08:14
Well, quite frankly, neither have we.	0:08:14	0:08:16
There are other ageing syndromes that we know of.	0:08:16	0:08:19
Progeria, which is very devastating to the child.	0:08:19	0:08:23
Jack's cells are replicating at an unheard-of rate.	0:08:23	0:08:26
Is he going to continue to age like this?	0:08:26	0:08:28
Well, this is only speculation.	0:08:29	0:08:31
But...we feel that...	0:08:31	0:08:33
at age one,	0:08:33	0:08:35
your son may be physically around age four.	0:08:35	0:08:39
And if this continues	0:08:39	0:08:41
throughout his life, by the time he reaches age ten...	0:08:41	0:08:44
Well, he could...	0:08:44	0:08:49
Appear to be an ordinary, full-grown...	0:08:45	0:08:49
40-year-old man.	0:08:49	0:08:51
Are you serious?	0:08:51	0:08:53
That's where he lives.	0:08:59	0:09:00
Right down the street, and I didn't even know about it.	0:09:00	0:09:04
I don't believe any of it. He's lying.	0:09:05	0:09:07
Yeah.	0:09:07	0:09:09
He's not a monster. There's no such thing.	0:09:09	0:09:12
He's our age, but he looks 40.	0:09:12	0:09:15
All hairy, and everything.	0:09:16	0:09:18
He's like a freak, or something.	0:09:18	0:09:20
Just like in that movie.	0:09:20	0:09:22
Which movie?	0:09:22	0:09:24
Duh!	0:09:24	0:09:26
Sorry.	0:09:26	0:09:29
The one with the freak in it.	0:09:27	0:09:29
What did I just say?	0:09:29	0:09:33
Oh, yeah. I saw that one.	0:09:30	0:09:33
He didn't see it.	0:09:31	0:09:33
His mom wouldn't let him. He has nightmares.	0:09:33	0:09:36
ALIEN VOICE: I mean you no harm.	0:09:36	0:09:39
Why haven't we ever seen him?	0:09:37	0:09:39
I heard he's got all kinds of toys, too.	0:09:40	0:09:43
His parents buy him everything.	0:09:43	0:09:45
If he's our age, why ain't he in school?	0:09:45	0:09:47
Because he's dangerous.	0:09:47	0:09:49
He's huge enough to hurt other kids.	0:09:49	0:09:51
That's why they keep him locked up.	0:09:51	0:09:54
ALIEN VOICE: Friend.	0:09:54	0:09:56
What do you see?	0:09:56	0:09:58
Nothing.	0:09:58	0:10:00
A teacher comes to his house every day.	0:10:02	0:10:05
ALIEN GRUNTING	0:10:05	0:10:07
Jack, you're not paying attention.	0:10:10	0:10:13
Jack, you're not paying attention.	0:10:14	0:10:16
ALIEN VOICE: Don't be afraid.	0:10:16	0:10:18
I saw him in the store with his mom. I thought it was her husband.	0:10:18	0:10:22
But he's like a giant boy. He shaves, and stuff.	0:10:22	0:10:25
There's no such thing as giants.	0:10:25	0:10:27
Well, how did he get like that?	0:10:28	0:10:30
Maybe his mom took drugs.	0:10:30	0:10:32
Maybe it was that fertility junk, and she was gonna have quintuplets,	0:10:32	0:10:36
but it just turned into one big baby.	0:10:36	0:10:39
Doof!	0:10:39	0:10:41
He sleeps up there.	0:10:41	0:10:43
He's a monstrosity.	0:10:43	0:10:45
That's why they hide him.	0:10:45	0:10:47
No wonder they keep him out of school.	0:10:48	0:10:50
Maybe they got him chained up.	0:10:50	0:10:52
Maybe they only let him loose once a day to eat.	0:10:52	0:10:55
That a pile of bones in his yard?	0:10:55	0:10:57
Where? I don't see...	0:10:57	0:11:00
Look!	0:10:58	0:11:00
Look!	0:11:00	0:11:02
ALL SCREAM	0:11:02	0:11:04
-We gotta get outta here! -Ugh! Gross!	0:11:09	0:11:11
Louis! He's watching you! Come on!	0:11:11	0:11:14
THEY SCREAM	0:11:17	0:11:19
Ow!	0:11:38	0:11:40
What happened? What did you do? Where does it hurt?	0:11:41	0:11:44
My knee.	0:11:44	0:11:47
Let me see.	0:11:45	0:11:47
HE WHIMPERS	0:11:47	0:11:49
Well, it's not bleeding. OK.	0:11:49	0:11:51
It's not?	0:11:51	0:11:54
I can fix it for you.	0:11:52	0:11:54
I'll bite it.	0:11:54	0:11:58
No, no, no, don't bite it!	0:11:56	0:11:58
I have to bite it.	0:11:58	0:12:01
Don't. It'll get infected.	0:11:59	0:12:01
OK, but this leg has got to come off.	0:12:01	0:12:03
I'll get a saw.	0:12:03	0:12:06
No!	0:12:04	0:12:06
I saw your butt!	0:12:09	0:12:11
Yeah, you did.	0:12:11	0:12:15
Sorry.	0:12:12	0:12:15
What do you hear?	0:12:20	0:12:23
Nothing. It's OK.	0:12:21	0:12:23
How about the toes?	0:12:23	0:12:26
My toes are OK.	0:12:24	0:12:26
How about that?	0:12:26	0:12:29
That's good.	0:12:27	0:12:29
HE GIGGLES	0:12:29	0:12:31
That feels good now.	0:12:33	0:12:35
I told you about those laces, champ.	0:12:35	0:12:38
Yeah, yeah.	0:12:38	0:12:40
You did. Sorry.	0:12:40	0:12:42
So, where were we?	0:12:49	0:12:51
History.	0:12:51	0:12:54
History, OK.	0:12:52	0:12:54
So...	0:12:54	0:12:56
By the time he was eighteen, the young Alexander	0:12:57	0:13:00
had already conquered most of the Greek city-states.	0:13:00	0:13:04
Some feel that he learned everything from his tutor,	0:13:04	0:13:07
Aristotle.	0:13:07	0:13:09
Jack?	0:13:11	0:13:13
Jack?	0:13:14	0:13:16
What did I just say?	0:13:16	0:13:18
Aristotle.	0:13:18	0:13:21
Where's Aristotle?	0:13:21	0:13:24
Book.	0:13:22	0:13:23
Where's Jack?	0:13:23	0:13:25
Outside.	0:13:25	0:13:28
What you have set up here is wonderful.	0:13:31	0:13:33
I'm not trying to take anything away from that.	0:13:33	0:13:36
I know you're not,	0:13:36	0:13:38
but to say that Jack should start going to public school is crazy.	0:13:38	0:13:42
Because a person is...	0:13:44	0:13:46
different, you can't make an outcast of him.	0:13:46	0:13:49
We'll talk to the Principal. The Principal will prepare the students.	0:13:49	0:13:53
Mr Woodruff, he's got a five-o'clock shadow.	0:13:53	0:13:56
I don't think he can...	0:13:56	0:13:58
fit in.	0:13:58	0:14:00
I wish he could.	0:14:00	0:14:02
Jack's got to develop defence mechanisms,	0:14:02	0:14:05
just like any child with a shortcoming.	0:14:05	0:14:07
I appreciate what you're trying to do,	0:14:07	0:14:10
but Brian and I,	0:14:10	0:14:12
we've seen how people react.	0:14:12	0:14:14
We've been through this before.	0:14:14	0:14:16
We just don't want Jack...	0:14:16	0:14:19
..to have to face that.	0:14:21	0:14:23
Look at his eyes.	0:14:24	0:14:26
His child's eyes.	0:14:28	0:14:30
Look at his eyes when he sees other children.	0:14:32	0:14:35
His life moves faster than ours,	0:14:38	0:14:41
and he wants to lead a full life.	0:14:41	0:14:43
You shouldn't let it pass him by.	0:14:43	0:14:45
It's not fair.	0:14:45	0:14:47
Marco?	0:14:58	0:15:01
Polo.	0:14:59	0:15:01
FIENDISH LAUGHTER	0:15:03	0:15:05
I have found you now!	0:15:10	0:15:12
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!	0:15:12	0:15:16
Gotcha!	0:15:13	0:15:16
Gotta touch me!	0:15:14	0:15:16
SHOUTING	0:15:16	0:15:18
Would you two knock it off up there?!	0:15:20	0:15:23
"Would you two knock it off up there?!"	0:15:23	0:15:26
PANTING	0:15:28	0:15:30
Marco?	0:15:33	0:15:36
Polo.	0:15:34	0:15:36
Gotcha! You're it!	0:15:42	0:15:44
Honey?	0:15:44	0:15:46
Are you OK?	0:15:46	0:15:49
Yeah, I'm OK.	0:15:47	0:15:49
You know, if something's wrong, you can tell me.	0:15:53	0:15:56
Mr Woodruff mentioned something today.	0:15:56	0:15:59
What, honey? Huh?	0:16:02	0:16:04
You can tell me.	0:16:05	0:16:07
Mom, am I a giant?	0:16:11	0:16:13
No, of course not!	0:16:13	0:16:16
Where did you hear that?	0:16:18	0:16:20
Is that why I don't go to school?	0:16:20	0:16:22
Honey...	0:16:22	0:16:24
I've told you.	0:16:24	0:16:26
It's lots of things.	0:16:26	0:16:29
What things?	0:16:29	0:16:31
We'll talk about this, OK?	0:16:32	0:16:34
When?	0:16:34	0:16:36
Well, not right now. It's time...	0:16:36	0:16:38
Time for bed. Brush your teeth. Put down the lid.	0:16:38	0:16:41
'Night, Mom.	0:16:42	0:16:44
Woodruff doesn't know what he's talking about.	0:16:57	0:17:00
Then why are we paying him all this money to tutor Jack?	0:17:00	0:17:04
I blame him.	0:17:05	0:17:07
Filling Jack's head with ideas of going to school.	0:17:07	0:17:10
Imagine that.	0:17:10	0:17:13
A teacher wanting a kid to go to school.	0:17:13	0:17:15
Where do they get such ideas?	0:17:17	0:17:19
That's how we do it?	0:17:20	0:17:22
Just throw him into school?	0:17:23	0:17:25
You know how children are.	0:17:26	0:17:28
They make fun of the fat kid,	0:17:29	0:17:31
and the kid who wears glasses.	0:17:31	0:17:34
What do you think they're gonna do to the six foot, hairy kid?	0:17:34	0:17:38
Mom?	0:17:50	0:17:52
Dad?	0:17:52	0:17:56
Jackie. Are you OK, honey?	0:17:53	0:17:56
Something wrong?	0:17:56	0:18:00
I'm OK. Just can't sleep. I had a scary dream.	0:17:57	0:18:00
Can I sleep in here?	0:18:01	0:18:03
Er...yeah, of course, buddy.	0:18:03	0:18:06
Stimpy, too?	0:18:06	0:18:09
Sure.	0:18:07	0:18:09
Easy.	0:18:11	0:18:13
Hey, come on, come on.	0:18:25	0:18:27
Go to sleep.	0:18:29	0:18:31
Good night, Mom.	0:18:31	0:18:33
Good night, sweetie.	0:18:33	0:18:35
Good night, Dad.	0:18:35	0:18:37
You sure he's ready for school?	0:18:46	0:18:48
Jack'll be fine.	0:18:51	0:18:53
It's the rest of the world I'm worried about.	0:18:55	0:18:58
SNORING	0:19:07	0:19:09
-RADIO: -'The Bay Bridge - metering lights are on at the Toll Plaza.	0:19:16	0:19:21
'The wait begins right about the Oakland army base.	0:19:21	0:19:24
'Marin County is under fog.	0:19:24	0:19:26
'The speed limit is down at the Golden Gate Bridge.	0:19:26	0:19:29
'Back to you, Rick.	0:19:29	0:19:32
'It's Rick the Lip.	0:19:30	0:19:32
'Another beautiful one out there in the city by the bay.	0:19:32	0:19:36
'And guess what, we're still here.	0:19:36	0:19:38
'How about that wake-up call at five o'clock?	0:19:38	0:19:41
'Only 3.two on the Richter scale,	0:19:41	0:19:43
'but a big ten on the scare-the-hell-out-of-me scale.'	0:19:43	0:19:46
Didn't scare me!	0:19:46	0:19:48
'Hey, you got some place to be at seven o'clock?'	0:19:48	0:19:51
Yeah, Rick, I gotta be at school!	0:19:51	0:19:53
I'm late!	0:19:53	0:19:56
'Get yourself out of bed!	0:19:54	0:19:56
'You got a whole day waiting for you.	0:19:56	0:19:59
'I know I'm living...'	0:19:59	0:20:02
I'm living, too! I'm getting to it!	0:20:00	0:20:02
MUSIC PLAYS	0:20:02	0:20:04
I hate that song!	0:20:04	0:20:06
There you go...	0:20:06	0:20:10
Dad, let me do this on my own.	0:20:07	0:20:09
OK, OK, but take...	0:20:09	0:20:11
Take it easy, take it easy.	0:20:11	0:20:13
And...OK.	0:20:13	0:20:17
Dad, Dad...	0:20:15	0:20:17
Ow! Dad!	0:20:17	0:20:19
Darn. Here...	0:20:19	0:20:21
Put this on.	0:20:21	0:20:24
OK, put that there.	0:20:22	0:20:24
OK. OK.	0:20:24	0:20:26
Let me just get that last bit.	0:20:26	0:20:28
Yeah, just finish up and come on down.	0:20:28	0:20:30
Hurry up.	0:20:30	0:20:32
You psyched?	0:20:49	0:20:51
Psyched.	0:20:51	0:20:53
Look at all those kids.	0:20:58	0:21:00
Just remember, you can come home any time you want to.	0:21:00	0:21:03
OK?	0:21:03	0:21:05
Yeah.	0:21:03	0:21:05
Thanks.	0:21:05	0:21:06
Vrooooooooom! Eeeeek!	0:21:11	0:21:13
Hold it!	0:21:13	0:21:15
Let me get this. OK.	0:21:16	0:21:18
Here we go.	0:21:18	0:21:20
Come on.	0:21:27	0:21:29
Welcome, welcome, welcome.	0:21:34	0:21:37
Thank you.	0:21:37	0:21:39
Mr and Mrs Powell, and Jack.	0:21:39	0:21:41
Jack, how nice to see you.	0:21:41	0:21:43
I'm Mr McGee. I've heard so much about you, Jack.	0:21:43	0:21:46
Hello, Mr Magoo.	0:21:46	0:21:48
McGee.	0:21:48	0:21:51
Oh, McGee. Magoo.	0:21:49	0:21:51
Jack, would you like to see your classroom? Yes?	0:21:51	0:21:54
(Yes.)	0:21:56	0:21:59
A little louder.	0:21:57	0:21:59
(Yes.)	0:21:58	0:21:59
A little louder, Jack.	0:21:59	0:22:01
YES!!	0:22:01	0:22:04
Follow me.	0:22:04	0:22:07
(Is he deaf?)	0:22:08	0:22:11
Tell me, Jack,	0:22:09	0:22:11
what do you think of it so far?	0:22:11	0:22:13
Humongous heckacool.	0:22:13	0:22:16
It is heckacool.	0:22:14	0:22:16
And a wonderful school.	0:22:16	0:22:18
A fun school. An up-beat school.	0:22:19	0:22:22
I hope you'll have the time of your life here.	0:22:22	0:22:25
You'll have some wonderful teachers,	0:22:25	0:22:27
and wonderful pupils.	0:22:27	0:22:29
And you're going to be one of them.	0:22:29	0:22:31
Here's your classroom, right here.	0:22:31	0:22:34
Miss Marquez.	0:22:34	0:22:36
Honey, you want to be buttoned up.	0:22:36	0:22:38
Too tight?	0:22:38	0:22:40
Don't give me a snuggie.	0:22:40	0:22:42
OK.	0:22:42	0:22:44
Don't. Gross.	0:22:44	0:22:46
Embarrassing me!	0:22:46	0:22:48
If anybody's mean with you,	0:22:48	0:22:50
you just tell your teacher,	0:22:50	0:22:52
and someone will call me, and I'll kill 'em.	0:22:52	0:22:54
Ready, Jack?	0:22:56	0:22:58
Yes.	0:22:59	0:23:02
Are there any other questions?	0:23:02	0:23:04
Miss Marquez, excuse me.	0:23:07	0:23:09
Your new student, Jack Powell, has just arrived.	0:23:09	0:23:13
Jack, this is Miss Marquez, your fifth-grade teacher.	0:23:14	0:23:18
Come in, please.	0:23:18	0:23:20
Don't be shy.	0:23:20	0:23:22
Come in, Jack.	0:23:29	0:23:31
Come in.	0:23:31	0:23:33
Whoa, no way!	0:23:39	0:23:41
Jeez, he looks like my dad.	0:23:44	0:23:46
Except hairier.	0:23:46	0:23:48
Come on.	0:23:51	0:23:53
It's OK. Welcome to our class. I'm glad you're here.	0:23:53	0:23:56
This place...is for fun.	0:23:56	0:23:59
Everybody,	0:23:59	0:24:01
this is Jack Powell.	0:24:01	0:24:03
Class?	0:24:04	0:24:06
Hi, Jack.	0:24:06	0:24:08
-ALL: -Hi, Jack.	0:24:09	0:24:11
Hi.	0:24:11	0:24:13
All right, I know some of you must be curious about Jack.	0:24:13	0:24:16
So why don't we just take some time	0:24:16	0:24:19
and ask him some of the questions you've got on your minds?	0:24:19	0:24:22
Is that all right with you, Jack?	0:24:22	0:24:24
Sure, I don't mind.	0:24:24	0:24:27
(Go on, ask him something.)	0:24:27	0:24:29
(I'm not asking him.)	0:24:29	0:24:33
Louis?	0:24:31	0:24:33
Anybody?	0:24:35	0:24:37
Come on, since when was this group shy? All right, fine.	0:24:37	0:24:40
Jack, when's your birthday?	0:24:40	0:24:43
September 12th.	0:24:44	0:24:46
1902!	0:24:46	0:24:48
That's enough! Hmm, let me see...	0:24:48	0:24:50
Oh, what kind of foods do you just hate?	0:24:50	0:24:53
Broccoli.	0:24:53	0:24:57
Broccoli.	0:24:54	0:24:57
Makes you fart.	0:24:55	0:24:57
Anybody else here hate broccoli? Hands.	0:24:58	0:25:01
Yeah.	0:25:01	0:25:03
Uh-huh.	0:25:03	0:25:05
It looks like you've got more in common than you think.	0:25:05	0:25:08
Jack, your seat's in the back.	0:25:10	0:25:12
You go sit down and we'll get started, OK?	0:25:12	0:25:14
(OK.)	0:25:14	0:25:16
All right,	0:25:19	0:25:21
everybody take out your giant b...	0:25:21	0:25:23
I mean, your geography books.	0:25:23	0:25:25
Turn to page 78.	0:25:29	0:25:31
We found out the other day that the name California	0:25:33	0:25:36
was initially used for... Everybody calm down.	0:25:36	0:25:40
I think he's stuck.	0:25:40	0:25:43
Used for Baja California.	0:25:41	0:25:43
It was first used by Cortes in the 1530s,	0:25:43	0:25:46
and was found in the journal of Juan Rodrigues Cabrillo in 1542.	0:25:46	0:25:50
Victor, eyes up front! Everybody, come on. Calm down.	0:25:50	0:25:54
Jack, are you OK?	0:25:57	0:25:59
Are you all right, sweetie? You sure you don't need help?	0:26:02	0:26:06
OK?	0:26:26	0:26:28
I'm OK.	0:26:26	0:26:28
Jack!	0:26:31	0:26:33
Woof! Woof!	0:27:08	0:27:10
The dog always gets 'em.	0:27:12	0:27:14
HE HISSES	0:27:14	0:27:16
Oh, man, he's looking at us!	0:27:16	0:27:19
He probably recognises us from the street.	0:27:19	0:27:22
He's probably planning on kicking our butts.	0:27:22	0:27:25
Watch where my ball is going!	0:27:46	0:27:51
Maybe if you knew how to play the game...	0:27:48	0:27:51
What was that?!	0:27:51	0:27:53
You heard. You know the problem?	0:27:53	0:27:55
You have Zackly disease.	0:27:55	0:27:58
What's that?	0:27:58	0:28:01
Yeah?	0:27:59	0:28:00
Your mouth smells zackly like your butt!	0:28:00	0:28:03
Shut up! That's pathetic!	0:28:03	0:28:05
I forgot to laugh!	0:28:05	0:28:07
Losers say what?	0:28:07	0:28:11
What?	0:28:08	0:28:11
Losers!	0:28:09	0:28:11
You think you're so tough?	0:28:11	0:28:13
Take it on the court, so I can whup your butt.	0:28:13	0:28:17
Come on, John-John.	0:28:17	0:28:19
Why does he always drag me along? He's gonna cream us.	0:28:19	0:28:23
Ow! Don't!	0:28:26	0:28:28
Are you a freak?	0:28:28	0:28:30
No.	0:28:30	0:28:32
Jane says that you're a freak.	0:28:32	0:28:34
Who's Jane?	0:28:34	0:28:37
I'm Jane. I think you are a freak.	0:28:35	0:28:37
Look at your hairy arms, and your eyebrows.	0:28:37	0:28:40
He has a receding hairline.	0:28:40	0:28:42
Well, I'm not a freak.	0:28:42	0:28:44
Don't, or I'll tell!	0:28:46	0:28:49
How old are you?	0:28:49	0:28:52
I'm ten.	0:28:50	0:28:52
How old are you?	0:28:52	0:28:56
I'm eight.	0:28:53	0:28:56
Yeah?	0:28:54	0:28:56
So?	0:28:56	0:28:59
You don't look ten.	0:28:57	0:28:59
Look, you've got the hairy arms.	0:28:59	0:29:02
You've got hairy knuckles.	0:29:02	0:29:04
You look a lot older than us.	0:29:04	0:29:07
It looks like you shave.	0:29:07	0:29:09
Yeah, I do. So?	0:29:09	0:29:12
A ten-year-old doesn't shave, so then you can't be ten.	0:29:12	0:29:16
You can't be ten if you shave and you're really tall	0:29:16	0:29:19
and you're bigger.	0:29:19	0:29:21
So I'm big for my age.	0:29:22	0:29:25
You have no hair.	0:29:25	0:29:28
I have hair. See?	0:29:26	0:29:28
Yeah, but look. Right here you have no hair. It looks like you're bald.	0:29:28	0:29:32
-I'm not a freak. -You're a freak, four-eyes.	0:29:32	0:29:35
He's ten.	0:29:35	0:29:37
A whole two years older than us, see?	0:29:37	0:29:40
Oh, sure(!) Like that explains it. Puh-lease!	0:29:40	0:29:44
Don't poke me, or I'm telling!	0:29:51	0:29:53
Yeah!	0:29:56	0:29:58
Losers!	0:29:59	0:30:01
Hey, how about a little help?	0:30:13	0:30:15
Throw it over.	0:30:17	0:30:21
Yeah, throw it over.	0:30:19	0:30:21
Wait!	0:30:26	0:30:28
I'm not touching that. It's contaminated now.	0:30:28	0:30:31
Yeah, I ain't touching it.	0:30:31	0:30:34
Yeah, I ain't playing basketball for a week.	0:30:34	0:30:37
Me, too. Five weeks. Cooties!	0:30:37	0:30:40
BELL RINGS	0:30:40	0:30:42
Jack? Honey?	0:31:04	0:31:06
I made Sloppy Joes for dinner.	0:31:08	0:31:10
I'm not hungry, Mom.	0:31:11	0:31:13
Really juicy ones.	0:31:13	0:31:17
Yeah?	0:31:15	0:31:17
You're gonna love it.	0:31:17	0:31:20
No, I won't.	0:31:18	0:31:20
Guess what I made for dessert.	0:31:20	0:31:22
What?	0:31:22	0:31:24
You have to guess.	0:31:25	0:31:27
Can you smell it?	0:31:29	0:31:32
Not through a box.	0:31:30	0:31:32
Chocolate pudding!	0:31:32	0:31:34
Your favourite.	0:31:36	0:31:39
Not any more, Mom.	0:31:37	0:31:39
It's still hot.	0:31:39	0:31:41
Mmm, I can smell it. It's steaming.	0:31:42	0:31:46
No, thanks.	0:31:44	0:31:46
This is serious.	0:32:02	0:32:04
What happened?	0:32:04	0:32:06
What do you think happened?	0:32:06	0:32:08
Children whispering, children pointing.	0:32:08	0:32:11
He's not used to that, Brian.	0:32:11	0:32:13
Karen...	0:32:13	0:32:15
Jack?	0:32:18	0:32:20
Hey, Mom made Sloppy Joes.	0:32:25	0:32:28
Mom hates Sloppy Joes.	0:32:28	0:32:30
Er...that's true.	0:32:30	0:32:32
In fact, all adults hate Sloppy Joes,	0:32:32	0:32:35
but we make 'em to cheer up a kid who's had a bad day.	0:32:35	0:32:38
Wanna tell me about it?	0:32:38	0:32:40
No.	0:32:39	0:32:40
OK.	0:32:40	0:32:42
I was just thinking about the first time you rode a bike. Remember?	0:32:44	0:32:49
Oh, yeah.	0:32:49	0:32:51
I mean, you were so determined to ride.	0:32:51	0:32:53
You kept wiping out.	0:32:53	0:32:56
Nearly took out a couple of the neighbours.	0:32:57	0:33:00
You know, it took a couple of days until you finally got it.	0:33:00	0:33:04
But look at you now.	0:33:04	0:33:06
You're riding like a pro.	0:33:06	0:33:08
Kinda like school, isn't it?	0:33:10	0:33:12
Yeah?	0:33:12	0:33:14
Well, anyway, I just...	0:33:14	0:33:17
wanted to see how you were doing.	0:33:17	0:33:19
You need anything, give me a holler.	0:33:19	0:33:22
Hey, Dad.	0:33:26	0:33:28
Could we put up a basketball hoop?	0:33:28	0:33:30
Yeah.	0:33:32	0:33:34
I'll be back in a second.	0:33:55	0:33:57
Hey, in there.	0:34:04	0:34:06
How are you doing, Jack?	0:34:06	0:34:10
Hi, Miss Marquez.	0:34:07	0:34:10
Oh, are those gummy bears?	0:34:16	0:34:18
Could I have a red one? It's my favourite.	0:34:19	0:34:22
Yeah?	0:34:25	0:34:27
Thanks.	0:34:27	0:34:29
So, how do you like it so far?	0:34:35	0:34:37
-CHANTING: -Miss Marquez and Jack!	0:34:41	0:34:43
Sitting in a tree!	0:34:43	0:34:45
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!	0:34:45	0:34:48
Girls!	0:34:48	0:34:50
Jack, if anybody bothers you, you just come and tell me.	0:34:53	0:34:57
OK?	0:34:57	0:34:59
OK.	0:34:58	0:34:59
Thanks for lunch.	0:35:03	0:35:05
-De nada. -All right!	0:35:05	0:35:07
Phoebe and Jane!	0:35:09	0:35:11
I told you!	0:35:11	0:35:14
Here!	0:35:12	0:35:14
Today!	0:35:14	0:35:16
We're going to go see your teacher.	0:35:16	0:35:19
She started it.	0:35:19	0:35:22
That was very rude.	0:35:20	0:35:22
Let's kick their butts.	0:35:23	0:35:25
Hey, Louis, you "Louis-er".	0:35:29	0:35:31
To ten.	0:35:31	0:35:33
I'm not in the mood to get my butt kicked to death.	0:35:33	0:35:36
Well, we got the new kid.	0:35:37	0:35:39
Are you crazy?	0:35:39	0:35:43
You can't pick him.	0:35:40	0:35:42
I can pick whoever I want.	0:35:42	0:35:45
Are you afraid to lose?	0:35:45	0:35:47
No. Pick whoever you want. We never lose.	0:35:47	0:35:50
Yeah, whoever you want. We never lose.	0:35:50	0:35:53
Hey, you! Big guy! You shoot hoops?	0:35:53	0:35:56
Me?	0:35:57	0:35:58
No, the 40-year-old kid behind you(!)	0:35:58	0:36:01
Yeah, you. You play ball?	0:36:01	0:36:04
Yeah.	0:36:04	0:36:06
With my dad.	0:36:06	0:36:08
Are you fried?	0:36:08	0:36:12
Nobody's gonna slam him.	0:36:09	0:36:12
All right, let's do it.	0:36:12	0:36:14
Losers take out, so you take out.	0:36:14	0:36:16
Yeah, you take out.	0:36:16	0:36:18
Come on, just one chip.	0:36:20	0:36:22
No!	0:36:22	0:36:24
Good game, man.	0:36:24	0:36:27
Gimme some room!	0:36:25	0:36:27
Wanna grab a burger after school some time?	0:36:27	0:36:30
Now, listen. All you gotta do is just stand by the hoop.	0:36:30	0:36:33
OK? And I'll feed you the ball like this.	0:36:33	0:36:36
Let's do this.	0:36:37	0:36:41
Kick their butts.	0:36:39	0:36:41
Now, stand under the hoop.	0:36:41	0:36:43
Get your hands up.	0:36:43	0:36:45
We got Godzilla on our team.	0:36:47	0:36:50
Block him.	0:36:50	0:36:52
I'll try.	0:36:50	0:36:52
Get him, Jack!	0:37:00	0:37:02
You said to stand here.	0:37:05	0:37:09
Move your feet.	0:37:07	0:37:09
OK, move my feet.	0:37:09	0:37:11
Pez?	0:37:11	0:37:14
Sure, thanks.	0:37:12	0:37:14
Move my feet, move my feet.	0:37:14	0:37:16
Jack, get him!	0:37:18	0:37:21
Clod.	0:37:22	0:37:24
Hel-lo!	0:37:22	0:37:24
Block him.	0:37:24	0:37:26
Jack, block him!	0:37:34	0:37:36
No!	0:37:40	0:37:41
Good work.	0:37:42	0:37:44
Give me the ball.	0:37:50	0:37:53
Losers take out.	0:37:51	0:37:53
Defence! Defence!	0:37:54	0:37:57
Defence! Defence! Defence!	0:37:57	0:37:59
In the hoop, Jack!	0:38:05	0:38:07
We're kicking some major butt! >	0:38:10	0:38:12
Gimme the ball!	0:38:12	0:38:15
Losers take out!	0:38:15	0:38:18
Losers take out!	0:38:18	0:38:20
Losers!	0:38:35	0:38:37
Unstoppable!	0:39:03	0:39:06
Everybody take out your notebooks. We have a new assignment.	0:39:30	0:39:34
And it's something I want you to put some serious thought into.	0:39:34	0:39:38
I would like you to write an essay...	0:39:39	0:39:42
EVERYONE GROANS	0:39:42	0:39:44
..on what you want to be when you grow up.	0:39:44	0:39:46
Include reasons for your choices,	0:39:46	0:39:48
and watch the spelling, punctuation and grammar, please.	0:39:48	0:39:52
You'll have till the end of the semester to finish it.	0:39:52	0:39:55
Write the date on the top of the page.	0:39:55	0:39:58
You, too, George. The date.	0:39:58	0:40:00
I wanna be a gynaecologist.	0:40:00	0:40:02
Then I want good reasons why.	0:40:02	0:40:04
You are the reason why, Miss Marquez.	0:40:04	0:40:06
I want you to think about this. It's a big part of your grade.	0:40:06	0:40:10
You could use one of the choices from the board.	0:40:16	0:40:19
We're going to have to change your name from Jack to Shaq.	0:40:28	0:40:31
Nice shooting. Way to go.	0:40:31	0:40:33
Please, people, don't leave this till the last minute.	0:40:34	0:40:38
Here's the new blueprints for the tree-house.	0:40:50	0:40:53
Hey, guys. It's finally Friday.	0:40:53	0:40:56
Who are we waiting for? Her name? Mrs Durante?	0:40:56	0:40:59
Problem is, we don't have any Playboys in the tree-house.	0:40:59	0:41:02
I hear George has a new girlfriend.	0:41:02	0:41:04
Guys, I gotta go. Tree-house in an hour.	0:41:04	0:41:07
She's late. We can't stay here all day.	0:41:07	0:41:09
We'll go back inside.	0:41:10	0:41:12
Hey.	0:41:12	0:41:14
Great game today.	0:41:14	0:41:17
Thanks. Thanks for picking me.	0:41:15	0:41:17
Now you gotta do me a favour.	0:41:17	0:41:19
What kind of favour?	0:41:19	0:41:22
Follow me.	0:41:20	0:41:22
Listen, my mother's coming here to meet the Principal today.	0:41:25	0:41:28
She wants to talk to him.	0:41:28	0:41:30
You're going to be the Principal.	0:41:30	0:41:32
What?	0:41:32	0:41:34
You gotta. Mom talks to Principal McGee, he'll tell her I've been bad.	0:41:36	0:41:40
Have you been bad?	0:41:40	0:41:42
I haven't done homework since the third grade.	0:41:42	0:41:45
Your dog must be pretty full.	0:41:45	0:41:47
Yeah, right.	0:41:47	0:41:49
Here she is. You gotta do it.	0:41:49	0:41:51
Louis, I can't be a principal.	0:41:51	0:41:53
Principal McGee's really old.	0:41:57	0:41:59
Louis!	0:41:59	0:42:01
Hi, honey.	0:42:01	0:42:03
Oh, sweetie, the Beef and Brew only gave me ten minutes off,	0:42:03	0:42:06
so I gotta hustle.	0:42:06	0:42:08
Hi, sweetie. Hello.	0:42:08	0:42:11
So, where's the Principal?	0:42:11	0:42:13
Um...	0:42:13	0:42:14
This is Principal Powell. He's new. Just came a couple of weeks ago.	0:42:14	0:42:18
I told him you were coming.	0:42:18	0:42:20
Hello, Mr Powell.	0:42:20	0:42:22
My name's Dolores. My friends call me Dee-Dee.	0:42:22	0:42:25
What happened to Principal McGee? I just phoned him.	0:42:25	0:42:29
I don't know.	0:42:29	0:42:31
Mr Powell?	0:42:31	0:42:33
He got diarrhoea.	0:42:37	0:42:39
Diarrhoea?	0:42:39	0:42:42
Yeah, he got diarrhoea.	0:42:40	0:42:42
And he...he spewed.	0:42:43	0:42:45
Threw up.	0:42:45	0:42:47
And he had the squirts. He had diarrhoea.	0:42:47	0:42:49
That's more than I needed to know.	0:42:49	0:42:51
He had to go to the hospital. Appendicitis.	0:42:51	0:42:54
Oh, my god! Appendicitis?	0:42:54	0:42:56
Oh, that's too bad.	0:42:56	0:42:58
Well, honey, I swiped you a chocolate mousse.	0:42:58	0:43:01
Go sit down and eat it while I talk to the Principal.	0:43:01	0:43:04
No, let me stay, Mom.	0:43:04	0:43:06
Sweetie, please don't bust my chops, OK?	0:43:06	0:43:09
Go sit down.	0:43:09	0:43:11
You see, that's what I'm talking about.	0:43:12	0:43:14
He doesn't listen. I don't know whether it's all kids, or just him.	0:43:14	0:43:18
Am I right?	0:43:18	0:43:22
What did you say?	0:43:19	0:43:22
Kids don't listen.	0:43:20	0:43:22
Don't listen, no.	0:43:22	0:43:24
Yeah, that's what I thought.	0:43:24	0:43:26
Of course, you could say the same thing about men.	0:43:26	0:43:29
Probably your wife does all the time.	0:43:29	0:43:32
Oh, no.	0:43:32	0:43:34
Aren't you married?	0:43:34	0:43:37
Married?	0:43:35	0:43:37
No, not married.	0:43:37	0:43:40
I'm divorced. That's another thing.	0:43:38	0:43:40
Ever since my husband left us, he's got such a chip on his shoulder.	0:43:40	0:43:45
Potato or corn?	0:43:45	0:43:47
Anyway, you know, he's starting to get interested in girls.	0:43:48	0:43:52
I found some dirty magazines under his bed.	0:43:52	0:43:55
What am I supposed to do about that?	0:43:55	0:43:57
I don't know what to do.	0:43:57	0:43:59
It's a tough age.	0:43:59	0:44:01
I know. I mean...	0:44:01	0:44:03
I remember. I mean, I'm remembering now.	0:44:03	0:44:05
It's a tough age.	0:44:05	0:44:07
Tough age.	0:44:07	0:44:10
So, tell me, how is he doing?	0:44:12	0:44:14
Because last September he was failing miserably.	0:44:14	0:44:17
Oh, er...	0:44:17	0:44:19
Louis's showing a lot of improvement.	0:44:19	0:44:22
He's on a roll, really.	0:44:22	0:44:24
Really?	0:44:24	0:44:27
Rolling.	0:44:25	0:44:27
A roll? Rolling along?	0:44:25	0:44:27
Really, really rolling along.	0:44:27	0:44:30
Wow!	0:44:28	0:44:30
And, er... I would say he's...	0:44:30	0:44:32
the smartest kid in the whole school.	0:44:33	0:44:36
If not maybe the smartest kid	0:44:36	0:44:38
I have ever met.	0:44:38	0:44:40
My god!	0:44:39	0:44:40
I can't believe it!	0:44:40	0:44:42
I'm finally getting a good report. That makes me so happy.	0:44:42	0:44:46
I can't believe you're telling me this.	0:44:46	0:44:49
Because, you know, this means that maybe he's happy,	0:44:49	0:44:52
and I made the right decision about moving out here.	0:44:52	0:44:55
Listen, you know,	0:44:56	0:44:58
if you wanna have lunch, or something,	0:44:58	0:45:01
we can talk about Louis, and just kinda shoot the breeze.	0:45:01	0:45:04
What do you think?	0:45:04	0:45:06
Got a problem?	0:45:08	0:45:10
It's bad for you.	0:45:10	0:45:13
Since when is being bad...	0:45:11	0:45:13
bad?	0:45:13	0:45:15
Oh, no!	0:45:15	0:45:17
Aw, here she goes!	0:45:17	0:45:19
SHE GIGGLES	0:45:19	0:45:21
So, um...what do you think? You wanna do lunch?	0:45:21	0:45:24
I get a discount at the Beef and Brew.	0:45:24	0:45:27
Well, my mom brings my lunch, usually. I mean, she makes it.	0:45:27	0:45:30
Honey, you've got to cut those apron strings.	0:45:30	0:45:33
Hi, sweetie.	0:45:33	0:45:35
Angel, Mr Powell has been telling me what a good boy you've been.	0:45:36	0:45:40
I told you.	0:45:40	0:45:43
I didn't believe you, but now I do.	0:45:41	0:45:43
Now, I'm going to give Mr Powell my number at work,	0:45:43	0:45:47
so that you can call me,	0:45:47	0:45:49
let me know how he's doing.	0:45:49	0:45:51
I can stay on top of things.	0:45:51	0:45:53
That's my number at work. You can get me there.	0:45:53	0:45:56
My mom said I shouldn't touch matches.	0:45:56	0:45:58
Oh, you live with your mother?	0:45:58	0:46:00
Well, yeah...at night.	0:46:00	0:46:04
To each his own.	0:46:02	0:46:04
Anyway, you can call me to talk about Louis,	0:46:04	0:46:07
or, you know...any old thing.	0:46:07	0:46:09
Oh, that's Memories. That's a club that I hang out at sometimes.	0:46:13	0:46:17
If I'm not at work, that's usually where I am.	0:46:17	0:46:20
It's a nice place for people our age to hang out,	0:46:20	0:46:23
have a little drink, take the edge off, you know.	0:46:23	0:46:26
Oh, I gotta go. I'm gonna get fired.	0:46:27	0:46:29
Love you. Nice meeting you, Mr Powell.	0:46:29	0:46:32
Oh, you've got a strong grip. You're a manly man.	0:46:32	0:46:35
All right, you got your key to the house?	0:46:35	0:46:37
Hmm.	0:46:37	0:46:41
I'll meet you at home. Love you.	0:46:38	0:46:41
Love you, too.	0:46:39	0:46:41
Bye!	0:46:43	0:46:44
How did I do?	0:47:01	0:47:03
You did great.	0:47:03	0:47:06
Yeah? Boy!	0:47:04	0:47:06
Hey, man, I owe you one.	0:47:08	0:47:10
Sorry about my mom. She's looking for love in all the wrong places.	0:47:10	0:47:15
Yeah, I know.	0:47:15	0:47:17
Maybe I'll see you over the weekend.	0:47:17	0:47:19
Cool.	0:47:20	0:47:22
Pal.	0:47:24	0:47:25
Thanks.	0:47:25	0:47:27
MOM!!	0:47:49	0:47:51
I'M HOME!!	0:47:51	0:47:53
Where are you?	0:47:57	0:47:59
Yeah, OK.	0:48:02	0:48:03
Phone call for you, Brian.	0:48:05	0:48:07
Yeah, just...OK. Yeah?	0:48:07	0:48:09
Can I talk to him? Can I talk to him?	0:48:09	0:48:11
I got your hair, Mom. Sorry.	0:48:11	0:48:13
Hey, Dad? Dad?	0:48:13	0:48:15
I got to play basketball today. They picked me.	0:48:15	0:48:18
Not just because I'm humongous. I'm real good.	0:48:18	0:48:21
I scored a thousand points.	0:48:21	0:48:23
No, it was only a hundred. Fourteen.	0:48:23	0:48:25
Each time I got the ball, I scored.	0:48:25	0:48:27
Just like this. Listen.	0:48:27	0:48:29
Dad, I met this really cool kid named Louis. Not "Lewis". Louis.	0:48:29	0:48:34
His mom gave me some matches. Those are the matches.	0:48:34	0:48:37
Slow down, buddy. Slow down.	0:48:37	0:48:41
Hey, Dad...	0:48:39	0:48:41
Louis has dirty magazines. What are dirty magazines?	0:48:41	0:48:44
I got to be Principal.	0:48:44	0:48:46
I got a lot of homework. I got an assignment. You know what?	0:48:46	0:48:50
Miss Marquez ate one of my red gummy bears.	0:48:50	0:48:52
And she said, "Way to go!" because of the basketball.	0:48:52	0:48:56
She said Shaq better watch his back.	0:48:56	0:48:58
She's what Grandpa calls a piece of work. What are you doing?	0:48:58	0:49:02
I'm just...	0:49:02	0:49:04
just shooting an ad lay-out.	0:49:04	0:49:06
Carrots. For the Carrot Board. Giant carrots.	0:49:06	0:49:09
Wow, that's pretty boring.	0:49:09	0:49:11
Listen, Dad, I gotta go.	0:49:12	0:49:14
Number one. OK?	0:49:14	0:49:16
See you. Yeah, listen, Dad.	0:49:16	0:49:18
Don't hug me any more in front of the guys, OK?	0:49:18	0:49:21
Yeah, you know, like... It's weird.	0:49:21	0:49:23
I'll take the matches in the bathroom,	0:49:23	0:49:26
so if I do number two, I'm ready.	0:49:26	0:49:28
OK, put your mom on.	0:49:28	0:49:30
Brian?	0:49:31	0:49:33
I can hear you. No, it's this cord.	0:49:33	0:49:35
You OK?	0:49:37	0:49:39
Honey!	0:49:40	0:49:41
Is he OK?	0:49:41	0:49:43
Yeah. He's so excited.	0:49:43	0:49:45
GROWLING	0:49:50	0:49:52
Hey, Jack's mother?	0:49:52	0:49:54
Hey, Jack?	0:49:54	0:49:56
SHRIEKING	0:49:56	0:49:58
Jack's mother?	0:50:06	0:50:08
Can Jack come out and play?	0:50:08	0:50:10
I'm Mrs Powell.	0:50:11	0:50:13
And you are?	0:50:13	0:50:16
Louis Durante.	0:50:14	0:50:16
WHIRRING	0:50:16	0:50:18
I know Jack from school.	0:50:18	0:50:20
I wondered if Jack wanted to come to a sleep-over we're having.	0:50:20	0:50:25
I mean, if he's allowed to, and stuff.	0:50:25	0:50:27
Well, I can check. We kinda had some other plans.	0:50:28	0:50:31
Hey, Jack...	0:50:31	0:50:33
Bye, Mom!	0:50:33	0:50:35
See ya!	0:50:35	0:50:37
Honey, be extra careful!	0:50:37	0:50:39
Uh-huh.	0:50:39	0:50:41
And don't stay up too late!	0:50:41	0:50:43
No.	0:50:43	0:50:44
So, how fast do you grow?	0:50:55	0:50:58
Four times as fast as you.	0:50:58	0:51:00
Like cat years?	0:51:00	0:51:03
Yeah, sort of.	0:51:01	0:51:03
Like, when I'm 20, I'll look really old.	0:51:03	0:51:06
Man, you hear the first 20 are the best ones, anyway.	0:51:06	0:51:09
My mom says it's all downhill after that.	0:51:09	0:51:11
Yeah?	0:51:11	0:51:12
Like this?	0:51:12	0:51:14
Like this.	0:51:15	0:51:17
Did you guys build this yourself?	0:51:20	0:51:24
Yeah. Cool, huh?	0:51:22	0:51:24
You must have started this in pre-school.	0:51:24	0:51:26
I'll introduce you to the guys.	0:51:26	0:51:28
Is this safe?	0:51:28	0:51:31
Yeah, it's safe.	0:51:29	0:51:31
CREAKING	0:51:31	0:51:33
Don't sweat it. Go along with whatever I say.	0:51:33	0:51:36
Do you think they'll like me?	0:51:36	0:51:41
Hey, tight with me, tight with them.	0:51:38	0:51:41
It's a purple one.	0:51:43	0:51:46
Hey, Louis.	0:51:46	0:51:49
Hey.	0:51:49	0:51:50
I brought Jack. He's down there.	0:51:50	0:51:53
You brought the freak?	0:51:53	0:51:55
He's not a freak!	0:51:55	0:51:58
You said he was a freak.	0:51:56	0:51:58
I said wrong. Get over it. He's cool.	0:51:58	0:52:01
He knows how to shoot hoops.	0:52:01	0:52:03
And he did me a favour today. Here, check this out.	0:52:03	0:52:06
Look what he picked up on the way over.	0:52:08	0:52:11
He bought that?	0:52:12	0:52:15
Ah!	0:52:14	0:52:15
Walked right into the store,	0:52:15	0:52:17
picked it up, no fear or nothing.	0:52:17	0:52:19
My man is the man.	0:52:19	0:52:21
That is way cool. I wish I was a freak.	0:52:21	0:52:24
Hey, lay off the freak stuff, right?	0:52:24	0:52:27
Jack's cool.	0:52:27	0:52:29
We gotta let him kick in with us.	0:52:29	0:52:31
If he walks,	0:52:31	0:52:33
Penthouse walks.	0:52:33	0:52:35
OK, he can hang.	0:52:35	0:52:36
But if he weirds out, or anything, he's history. OK?	0:52:36	0:52:40
Wait.	0:52:40	0:52:42
The maximum weight up here is 150 pounds. It'll never hold.	0:52:42	0:52:46
Eddie - two words. Pent, house.	0:52:46	0:52:50
He's coming up.	0:52:48	0:52:50
CREAKING	0:52:56	0:52:58
Guys, this is Jack.	0:53:02	0:53:04
CREAKING	0:53:07	0:53:09
Man, I got a bad hip!	0:53:11	0:53:15
Sorry.	0:53:13	0:53:15
Watch the TV. Come on, Jack.	0:53:15	0:53:17
Watch out, OK?	0:53:18	0:53:20
Take it easy.	0:53:21	0:53:23
Don't choke me.	0:53:23	0:53:25
Watch it!	0:53:24	0:53:25
Sit down.	0:53:27	0:53:31
Sit down, already.	0:53:29	0:53:31
Jack, so you bought that magazine?	0:53:32	0:53:36
Yeah.	0:53:34	0:53:36
I buy them all the time.	0:53:36	0:53:38
What about Hustler? You get Hustler?	0:53:38	0:53:40
If you want it.	0:53:40	0:53:42
Swank?	0:53:42	0:53:45
Yeah.	0:53:43	0:53:45
That and, er...you know.	0:53:45	0:53:47
All the grown-up stuff that only grown-ups can read.	0:53:47	0:53:51
Cool. And they don't give you no trouble in buying them?	0:53:51	0:53:55
They don't ask for ID?	0:53:55	0:53:57
No. I just don't shave for a day, and then I look like I'm 50.	0:53:57	0:54:01
Hey, Jack, you mind if I look at the Penthouse?	0:54:02	0:54:05
Knock yourself out.	0:54:05	0:54:07
So you really shave, Jack?	0:54:07	0:54:11
Oh, yeah. I started when I was four.	0:54:08	0:54:11
Feel.	0:54:11	0:54:14
I'm looking forward to shaving.	0:54:12	0:54:14
What do you think? See anything?	0:54:14	0:54:16
Any whiskers around there?	0:54:16	0:54:18
Yeah, there's maybe one there.	0:54:19	0:54:21
Yeah, I think that's one.	0:54:21	0:54:23
If I were you, I'd grow a Fu Manchu thing, or a goat.	0:54:23	0:54:27
A goat?	0:54:27	0:54:30
A goatee.	0:54:28	0:54:30
Baaa-ad.	0:54:29	0:54:30
Baaa-ad, dude. Baaa-ad, man.	0:54:30	0:54:33
Oh, Eddie, check this out.	0:54:34	0:54:36
Excuse me.	0:54:36	0:54:39
You think our moms look like that?	0:54:37	0:54:39
No, only Penthouse girls look like that.	0:54:39	0:54:42
So, how do you like it?	0:54:42	0:54:44
Oh, it's great. What do you guys do here all night?	0:54:44	0:54:47
Anything we want.	0:54:47	0:54:51
Hey, Jack, ever get an erector?	0:54:51	0:54:53
Not yet. I'm hoping to get one for Christmas.	0:54:53	0:54:57
I wanna hear a manly rip. Show us what you're made of.	0:55:00	0:55:03
Wait, wait...	0:55:03	0:55:08
PARP	0:55:04	0:55:08
Just warming up. Feel it down below.	0:55:05	0:55:08
PHHHRRRT	0:55:08	0:55:11
-Oh! -That's disgusting!	0:55:11	0:55:14
Almost blew a seam on my pants. Here comes another one!	0:55:15	0:55:19
Oh, can this one!	0:55:19	0:55:21
A real retro-rocket. Oh, yes!	0:55:21	0:55:23
Out, demon spirit!	0:55:23	0:55:25
PHHHRRRRRRT	0:55:25	0:55:27
PHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT	0:55:28	0:55:30
Bingo!	0:55:30	0:55:32
Get it outta here.	0:55:32	0:55:34
The earth is rumbling. 7.5 on the Prickter scale.	0:55:34	0:55:37
Smell it.	0:55:38	0:55:40
That one's got good hang-time.	0:55:40	0:55:42
Oh, deadly!	0:55:43	0:55:45
Nerve gas!	0:55:45	0:55:48
Wooooooo! Fire down below!	0:55:48	0:55:53
He's revived.	0:55:50	0:55:53
Fire in the hole!	0:55:51	0:55:53
Here goes, here goes!	0:55:53	0:55:55
Flashlights off, everybody!	0:55:55	0:55:57
Karen? Karen?	0:56:01	0:56:03
Jack?	0:56:04	0:56:06
No, it's me.	0:56:07	0:56:09
We've got to be there in a half-hour.	0:56:11	0:56:14
Don't make fun.	0:56:15	0:56:17
I never would.	0:56:17	0:56:19
We usually come in here and have our little talks before bed-time.	0:56:22	0:56:26
You feel traded in for a bunch of spitting, swearing ten-year-olds?	0:56:26	0:56:30
You've still got me, you know.	0:56:30	0:56:32
It's just the way it is for everybody.	0:56:40	0:56:42
You give birth to 'em, you clothe 'em, you feed 'em.	0:56:42	0:56:45
Then one day you come home, they're teenagers.	0:56:45	0:56:48
They hate you and wouldn't talk to you if your hair was on fire.	0:56:48	0:56:52
I know.	0:56:53	0:56:55
It's just, it's the first night he's slept away from home.	0:56:55	0:56:59
Meaning,	0:57:00	0:57:02
we've never been alone in the house before.	0:57:02	0:57:05
Uh-oh.	0:57:05	0:57:07
I think it's nice being the only size 11 shoe under our bed.	0:57:07	0:57:11
I just hope he's OK.	0:57:18	0:57:21
I got another one in me!	0:57:21	0:57:23
We need more ketchup!	0:57:25	0:57:28
Maggot soup.	0:57:28	0:57:30
Jack, you better eat this.	0:57:32	0:57:35
What are you doing? Sardines!	0:57:39	0:57:41
No, I can't do it. Don't put that in, don't put that in.	0:57:43	0:57:47
Go! Go! Go!	0:57:47	0:57:50
Worms?	0:57:48	0:57:50
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!	0:57:50	0:57:52
CHANTING	0:57:52	0:57:55
No, no, no!	0:57:55	0:57:57
Go! Go!	0:57:57	0:57:59
No, no...	0:57:59	0:58:01
Let me put my hand in it.	0:58:01	0:58:03
Watch out! He's gonna spew!	0:58:21	0:58:23
I'm warning you.	0:58:24	0:58:26
Wow, not bad.	0:58:29	0:58:32
BURRRRP	0:58:30	0:58:32
Hey, Jack!	0:58:40	0:58:43
Hey, Louis!	0:58:41	0:58:43
Let us up. I want to see what it's like up there.	0:58:43	0:58:46
Will you hold on for one second?	0:58:46	0:58:48
We want to clean it up a little.	0:58:48	0:58:52
See? He's gonna let us up.	0:58:50	0:58:52
He's not.	0:58:52	0:58:54
He said it.	0:58:54	0:58:55
Boys do not clean up. "Clean it up a little."	0:58:55	0:58:58
He's lying.	0:58:58	0:59:00
Yeah, right(!) I bet you. Watch.	0:59:00	0:59:02
No girls allowed!	0:59:02	0:59:04
CHEERING	0:59:12	0:59:14
Left.	0:59:14	0:59:16
Left, right, left.	0:59:16	0:59:18
Hey, Ed, are you Dr Kevorkian?	0:59:19	0:59:21
Yeah.	0:59:21	0:59:23
Peppermints.	0:59:23	0:59:25
Pom-Poms. Power Bar.	0:59:25	0:59:27
Pez.	0:59:27	0:59:29
Some peanuts.	0:59:29	0:59:31
Penthouse.	0:59:31	0:59:33
OK, and a Penthouse.	0:59:34	0:59:36
"Jack, do you read me? Do you read me? Come in."	0:59:36	0:59:39
Ten-four. We have lift-off. I have the Penthouse.	0:59:39	0:59:42
Do you have a picture of the Pope?	0:59:42	0:59:44
Starts with P.	0:59:44	0:59:46
LAUGHTER	0:59:46	0:59:48
Hey, guys...I've brought a friend.	0:59:48	0:59:51
OK?	0:59:51	0:59:53
HE WHISTLES	0:59:57	0:59:59
CREAKING	1:00:02	1:00:04
This is Mr Woodruff.	1:00:05	1:00:07
Are you ten, too?	1:00:08	1:00:10
Well, if you ask my wife...	1:00:12	1:00:14
No, I'm afraid I'm just a regular garden variety old fart.	1:00:14	1:00:18
I mean, this tree-house wasn't made for...	1:00:20	1:00:23
What?	1:00:23	1:00:25
It won't hold, you know.	1:00:25	1:00:27
CREAKING	1:00:29	1:00:31
Well, now... This place is a lot hipper than I thought.	1:00:32	1:00:36
No, it isn't.	1:00:37	1:00:39
So...	1:00:39	1:00:40
I hear you're a good tutor.	1:00:40	1:00:42
Well, I don't like to blow my own horn, but...	1:00:42	1:00:45
You know, twin cheeks, let one fly.	1:00:48	1:00:52
Do what?	1:00:50	1:00:52
You wanna fart in a can?	1:00:52	1:00:54
I'm afraid, boys, you wouldn't want that to happen.	1:00:54	1:00:57
Some of my parts are rotten.	1:00:57	1:00:59
Come on, you said you were a good "tooter".	1:00:59	1:01:02
I've been known to chase whole families away.	1:01:02	1:01:05
You mean you're better than Jack?	1:01:05	1:01:08
I taught Jack.	1:01:08	1:01:10
No, this is enough.	1:01:15	1:01:17
A little Tabasco coming in.	1:01:17	1:01:19
It tastes like chicken.	1:01:21	1:01:25
Did you eat this, Jack?	1:01:23	1:01:25
Everybody has to.	1:01:25	1:01:27
Did you eat it, really?	1:01:27	1:01:29
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!	1:01:29	1:01:31
CHANTING CONTINUES	1:01:31	1:01:33
I love you, man!	1:01:38	1:01:40
You're in.	1:01:49	1:01:51
I am? Oh, thank you so much.	1:01:51	1:01:54
# He's gonna get caught... #	1:01:54	1:01:56
Are you sure this is a cool song?	1:01:56	1:02:00
This is a cool song.	1:01:57	1:01:59
# He's gonna get caught... #	1:01:59	1:02:03
This doesn't sound like a cool song.	1:02:00	1:02:03
# Why is everybody always pickin' on...? #	1:02:03	1:02:06
You know the parts.	1:02:06	1:02:08
EVERYONE HUMS	1:02:08	1:02:11
# Fee, fee, fi, fi, fo, fo, fum	1:02:09	1:02:11
# I smell smoke in the auditorium	1:02:11	1:02:14
# Charlie Brown!	1:02:14	1:02:17
# Charlie Brown!	1:02:15	1:02:17
# He's a clown!	1:02:17	1:02:20
# Boo-da-bow! Bum-bum!	1:02:20	1:02:22
# He's gonna get caught Just you wait and see	1:02:22	1:02:26
# Why is everybody always picking on me? #	1:02:26	1:02:29
HUMMING	1:02:29	1:02:31
# Dang-dang, ding-a-dang	1:02:36	1:02:39
# Who's always throwing spit-balls?	1:02:37	1:02:39
# Who, me?	1:02:41	1:02:43
# Yeah, you! #	1:02:42	1:02:43
Watch out!	1:02:43	1:02:44
No, no, no, no.	1:02:44	1:02:46
Please, people, we're at the absolute limit here!	1:02:47	1:02:51
Everybody stay calm.	1:02:55	1:02:58
Stay calm!	1:03:00	1:03:02
Stay...calm.	1:03:41	1:03:43
I told you so! I told you so! We could have been killed!	1:03:43	1:03:47
# Why is everybody always falling on me? #	1:03:47	1:03:50
-RADIO: -'Speaking of the Mayor, it's a busy day for him today,	1:03:50	1:03:54
'with the opening ceremony...	1:03:54	1:03:56
'Enjoy the festivities. Be sure to bring along the kids if you can.'	1:04:00	1:04:04
Jack, honey!	1:04:15	1:04:17
It's 8:15.	1:04:17	1:04:20
You're pushing it.	1:04:21	1:04:22
When I grow up, I want to get married when I'm 28.	1:04:31	1:04:34
If you get married before that,	1:04:36	1:04:38
statistics say you'll be divorced.	1:04:38	1:04:40
However, I feel if I wait till my late 20s,	1:04:40	1:04:43
I can fool statistics	1:04:43	1:04:45
and live happily ever after with my husband,	1:04:45	1:04:48
who will also be over 28.	1:04:48	1:04:50
What do I want to be when I grow up?	1:04:50	1:04:53
Alive.	1:04:53	1:04:55
BELL RINGS	1:04:55	1:04:57
Hey, Jack?	1:04:58	1:05:00
What's wrong, buddy?	1:05:00	1:05:02
Nothing.	1:05:02	1:05:05
Come on, let's go.	1:05:03	1:05:05
I've got to stay and ask Miss Marquez something.	1:05:05	1:05:08
You want me to stick around?	1:05:08	1:05:10
Yeah, but I'll see you downstairs.	1:05:10	1:05:14
Good luck.	1:05:12	1:05:14
You stud, you.	1:05:14	1:05:17
Bye-bye. I'll see you tomorrow.	1:05:21	1:05:23
Jack, you're still here.	1:05:29	1:05:31
Jack, do you feel OK?	1:05:34	1:05:36
Is everything all right?	1:05:36	1:05:38
-Hm-mm. -OK.	1:05:38	1:05:41
I know you like them.	1:05:54	1:05:56
I saved all the red gummy bears.	1:05:56	1:05:58
Took a long time to get a whole bag.	1:05:58	1:06:00
This is very sweet of you, Jack. Thank you.	1:06:02	1:06:05
So I'm a nice guy, huh?	1:06:05	1:06:07
You're a very nice young man, yes.	1:06:08	1:06:11
Miss Marquez...	1:06:13	1:06:15
I was thinking that maybe if you didn't have anything to do...	1:06:15	1:06:19
that you might want to go to the dance with me.	1:06:19	1:06:22
I would be really, really fun.	1:06:23	1:06:25
Oh, Jackie...	1:06:25	1:06:27
So, you wanna go? My mom will drive us.	1:06:29	1:06:32
Jack, you don't wanna go with me. I'm an old lady.	1:06:33	1:06:36
But that's why. That's why I want to go with you.	1:06:36	1:06:39
I can't go with the girls my age,	1:06:39	1:06:41
because I look so much older than them.	1:06:41	1:06:44
You look just like me.	1:06:44	1:06:46
Oh, Jackie...	1:06:49	1:06:52
You are still a very young man.	1:06:52	1:06:55
Up here.	1:06:55	1:06:57
I...I know...	1:07:00	1:07:02
I look closer to your age than the girls in class. You're right.	1:07:02	1:07:06
So what time should my mom and I pick you up?	1:07:06	1:07:08
Jack...	1:07:14	1:07:16
you are my student,	1:07:16	1:07:18
and I'm your teacher.	1:07:18	1:07:20
And teachers and students don't go to dances together.	1:07:20	1:07:24
Do you understand that?	1:07:24	1:07:26
Please?	1:07:26	1:07:28
No.	1:07:31	1:07:32
I'm sorry, honey.	1:07:33	1:07:35
It just wouldn't be right.	1:07:35	1:07:38
Do you understand?	1:07:39	1:07:41
Oh, Jackie, don't.	1:07:41	1:07:44
Oh, Jack...	1:07:45	1:07:49
I'm OK.	1:07:47	1:07:49
Jack...Jack, wait.	1:07:49	1:07:51
Jack, come back! Let's talk!	1:07:51	1:07:55
I don't want to talk!	1:07:53	1:07:55
Jack, it has nothing to do with you.	1:07:55	1:07:57
Jack?	1:08:13	1:08:15
It hurts.	1:08:14	1:08:15
Somebody help us! Somebody help!	1:08:15	1:08:18
Something's wrong.	1:08:18	1:08:21
Hold on.	1:08:19	1:08:21
Somebody help! Somebody help!	1:08:21	1:08:23
Miss Marquez! Jack's hurt!	1:08:24	1:08:26
Nurse, which way is Intensive Care?	1:08:29	1:08:32
Down the hall, first left, up the stairs.	1:08:32	1:08:35
I think what happened here	1:08:37	1:08:39
is the result of severe strain.	1:08:39	1:08:42
So it wasn't a heart attack?	1:08:42	1:08:44
Well, not exactly.	1:08:45	1:08:47
This is a form of arteriosclerosis,	1:08:47	1:08:50
or angina.	1:08:50	1:08:52
But Jack's situation is unique.	1:08:52	1:08:55
That's your heart.	1:08:55	1:08:59
Is it OK?	1:08:57	1:08:59
Uh-huh. Wait for your parents here. They'll be a few more minutes.	1:08:59	1:09:03
Can I have a sucker?	1:09:05	1:09:07
His internal clock is running out.	1:09:07	1:09:09
The physical signs of ageing	1:09:11	1:09:14
are going to occur more quickly.	1:09:14	1:09:16
His body is working overtime.	1:09:16	1:09:18
Little things that we take for granted	1:09:18	1:09:20
are going to affect him truly.	1:09:20	1:09:22
Hey...	1:09:49	1:09:51
Go on.	1:09:53	1:09:55
Hey.	1:09:55	1:09:57
How do you feel, Jackie?	1:10:17	1:10:19
I'm OK.	1:10:19	1:10:21
Louis just called for you. He said he hopes you feel better.	1:10:23	1:10:27
I told him you'd call him back tomorrow.	1:10:27	1:10:29
You need your rest.	1:10:30	1:10:34
Why do I need rest? I feel fine.	1:10:32	1:10:34
Here.	1:10:37	1:10:39
What's that?	1:10:39	1:10:42
It's for you.	1:10:40	1:10:42
A surprise?	1:10:42	1:10:44
Thanks.	1:10:47	1:10:49
Honey...	1:10:51	1:10:53
We don't ever want anything like this to happen again.	1:10:58	1:11:02
So we're gonna go back to the way it was before you started school.	1:11:02	1:11:06
No.	1:11:09	1:11:10
Remember all the fun we had?	1:11:12	1:11:15
No.	1:11:13	1:11:15
No!	1:11:15	1:11:17
NO!! NO!!	1:11:17	1:11:19
It wasn't fun!	1:11:20	1:11:22
Jack, it's... It's the only way.	1:11:24	1:11:27
What about my friends?	1:11:27	1:11:29
What about Louis and George and John-John?	1:11:29	1:11:31
Oh, honey, they'll come and they'll visit with you.	1:11:31	1:11:35
Mr Woodruff will come.	1:11:35	1:11:37
I want to be with my friends.	1:11:38	1:11:40
I want to be outside.	1:11:40	1:11:42
Honey, please don't do that.	1:11:42	1:11:44
Please, Mom.	1:11:44	1:11:46
I'm not being mean.	1:11:44	1:11:46
Mom, come on.	1:11:46	1:11:50
Hey, remember.	1:11:48	1:11:50
# Button up your overcoat When the wind blows free	1:11:50	1:11:54
# Take good care of yourself You belong to me. #	1:11:54	1:11:57
No, I don't!	1:11:57	1:11:59
Dad!	1:12:03	1:12:05
Dad!	1:12:10	1:12:12
Dad...	1:12:13	1:12:15
Please don't make me stay home.	1:12:17	1:12:20
I want to go back to school.	1:12:20	1:12:22
Please let me go back.	1:12:22	1:12:24
Don't make me be alone.	1:12:25	1:12:27
Please, Dad.	1:12:27	1:12:30
OK, OK, OK.	1:12:28	1:12:30
Please. Please.	1:12:30	1:12:32
Please.	1:12:32	1:12:34
WEEPING	1:12:34	1:12:36
Jackie...	1:12:36	1:12:38
My boy. My little boy.	1:12:38	1:12:40
Jackie...	1:12:41	1:12:43
Oh, please.	1:12:46	1:12:48
I'm just saying that we can't be afraid.	1:13:01	1:13:03
Afraid that he'll fall down.	1:13:03	1:13:05
Afraid that he'll hurt himself.	1:13:06	1:13:08
Or another kid.	1:13:09	1:13:11
Afraid...	1:13:12	1:13:14
to have another baby.	1:13:14	1:13:16
Brian, you know we can't do that.	1:13:16	1:13:19
No, I don't know that.	1:13:19	1:13:21
You know another baby might be like...	1:13:21	1:13:23
I don't know anything of the sort.	1:13:23	1:13:25
The doctors never told us that.	1:13:25	1:13:27
Hon, ten years ago,	1:13:27	1:13:29
when we had Jack,	1:13:29	1:13:31
we thought he was gonna be the first of three, four.	1:13:31	1:13:34
It's not the time to talk about it.	1:13:34	1:13:37
Sooner or later, we have to talk about it.	1:13:37	1:13:39
SIRENS IN DISTANCE	1:13:39	1:13:41
Nice set of wheels you got there, boy(!)	1:13:45	1:13:48
RETCHING	1:13:48	1:13:50
Whoa! OK?	1:13:50	1:13:52
You OK?	1:13:52	1:13:54
Here, have another hit off this. That'll help.	1:13:57	1:14:00
Check your bike, buddy?	1:14:02	1:14:04
SOUL MUSIC	1:14:05	1:14:07
So he starts this minimalist joke. You heard of that?	1:14:10	1:14:14
It's supposed to be funny.	1:14:14	1:14:16
Here's one.	1:14:16	1:14:18
Knock.	1:14:18	1:14:19
This is the joke. Knock. That's it.	1:14:19	1:14:22
This guy comes in here, he asks for Q-Tips.	1:14:22	1:14:25
We can't even give him aspirin.	1:14:25	1:14:28
No kidding. He gets mad at me because I don't have Q-Tips.	1:14:28	1:14:31
This is no drugstore. What?	1:14:31	1:14:34
Cool.	1:14:35	1:14:37
What? What do you want?	1:14:47	1:14:50
I'll have a...	1:14:52	1:14:54
Shirley Temple, with extra marciano cherries.	1:14:54	1:14:57
Maraschino.	1:14:58	1:15:00
That's what I said. Maraschino.	1:15:00	1:15:02
Get him a Madonna. A Madonna's a Shirley Temple without the cherry.	1:15:05	1:15:09
Bring him one of these, will you?	1:15:12	1:15:14
I'm Paulie. How are you doing?	1:15:14	1:15:16
OK. My name's Jack.	1:15:17	1:15:20
To Jack.	1:15:20	1:15:22
There you go, buddy.	1:15:25	1:15:28
To Paulie.	1:15:26	1:15:28
Here's looking at you, kid.	1:15:28	1:15:31
I'm no kid!	1:15:29	1:15:31
All right.	1:15:31	1:15:33
You like that? Gets the bugs out of your nose.	1:15:37	1:15:41
DRUNKEN GIGGLING	1:15:41	1:15:43
So she says to me, "I wanna spank you now."	1:15:43	1:15:46
Oh, no!	1:15:46	1:15:49
Spank me!	1:15:47	1:15:49
You must have been a bad boy.	1:15:49	1:15:51
Oh, yeah. Paulie was bad.	1:15:51	1:15:53
Bad? Oh, wow! What did you do?	1:15:53	1:15:55
Well, you know, this led to that,	1:15:57	1:15:59
and I...I ended up going limp.	1:15:59	1:16:02
You hurt your leg?	1:16:02	1:16:04
Yeah. I...I couldn't get it started.	1:16:04	1:16:07
Stuck there in my birthday suit, limp as a wet noodle.	1:16:07	1:16:10
It was your birthday?	1:16:10	1:16:14
Humiliated beyond belief, beyond repair.	1:16:11	1:16:14
That ever happen to you?	1:16:16	1:16:18
Lots.	1:16:18	1:16:21
Oh, Christ.	1:16:19	1:16:21
Oh, man. Now, that is a pity.	1:16:21	1:16:23
Well, what can I tell you, man?	1:16:24	1:16:26
You a married man, Jack?	1:16:26	1:16:28
Not yet. You're a lucky man. Don't give that up.	1:16:29	1:16:33
Yeah, mine...	1:16:35	1:16:37
Mine threw me out when she found out about my little escapades.	1:16:37	1:16:41
She wanted to take me back, but I said no.	1:16:41	1:16:44
I said no, because it's time to make a change.	1:16:44	1:16:47
That's what it's about, isn't it? It's all about change.	1:16:48	1:16:52
God.	1:16:53	1:16:55
I'll tell you,	1:16:55	1:16:57
it is God's cruel trick, Jack.	1:16:57	1:16:59
First you start losing your hair.	1:17:00	1:17:02
Then it starts growing on your back, like that.	1:17:02	1:17:05
Out of your nose. Look.	1:17:05	1:17:07
And your ears.	1:17:07	1:17:09
Yeah. What's that all about?	1:17:09	1:17:11
Eyebrows start growing all out of whack.	1:17:11	1:17:14
Next thing you know, you're like some bald gorilla.	1:17:14	1:17:17
Some kind of freak.	1:17:17	1:17:19
Then you're pushing up the daisies in some depressing cemetery.	1:17:19	1:17:25
Now, there is a sad story for you.	1:17:33	1:17:36
I know her.	1:17:36	1:17:40
You do? Husband ran out on her and the kids.	1:17:37	1:17:40
Kid.	1:17:40	1:17:42
Haven't seen him since,	1:17:40	1:17:42
I guess.	1:17:42	1:17:44
You could crack walnuts on her ass.	1:17:46	1:17:48
Principal Powell!	1:18:03	1:18:05
I'm so surprised to see you here!	1:18:06	1:18:10
Oh, what a nice surprise!	1:18:10	1:18:12
I can't believe it.	1:18:12	1:18:14
Nice to see you. It's nice to see someone I know.	1:18:14	1:18:18
Well, that's a nice thing to say.	1:18:19	1:18:22
How are you doing?	1:18:22	1:18:24
I can't believe you're here.	1:18:24	1:18:27
Me, too.	1:18:25	1:18:27
Believe me, that wasn't the first match-book I ever passed out.	1:18:27	1:18:32
That looks like fun.	1:18:34	1:18:36
You wanna go dance?	1:18:36	1:18:38
OK.	1:18:38	1:18:40
Oh.	1:18:42	1:18:44
Mmm, so gallant.	1:18:44	1:18:46
You man, you.	1:18:46	1:18:48
SMOOCHY MUSIC	1:18:50	1:18:52
I like you.	1:19:06	1:19:08
You're so different from a lot of the men I know.	1:19:08	1:19:12
And you know who else likes you?	1:19:12	1:19:14
My Louis.	1:19:15	1:19:17
He's a great judge of character.	1:19:17	1:19:19
I don't know where he gets it from.	1:19:19	1:19:22
He hates everybody that I usually go for.	1:19:24	1:19:27
I like a burly guy.	1:19:29	1:19:31
Uh-oh, honey.	1:19:31	1:19:33
I got a good feeling about you, mister.	1:19:36	1:19:39
What's the matter?	1:19:56	1:20:00
I gotta go.	1:19:58	1:20:00
Why?	1:20:00	1:20:01
You're Louis's mom. I gotta go.	1:20:01	1:20:03
That's what makes it so perfect, honey.	1:20:03	1:20:06
I'm Louis's mom,	1:20:06	1:20:08
and you're Louis's principal.	1:20:08	1:20:10
Hey, watch it! Oh, you!	1:20:15	1:20:17
The second time tonight. You stupid?	1:20:17	1:20:19
Where are you going, man?	1:20:21	1:20:23
I want an apology.	1:20:23	1:20:25
Sorry.	1:20:25	1:20:29
No, that's not good enough.	1:20:26	1:20:29
"Sorry."	1:20:29	1:20:32
I said I'm sorry. I'm sorry.	1:20:30	1:20:32
You totally hyper? Too much sugar?	1:20:32	1:20:34
You think you're smart?	1:20:34	1:20:41
Yeah, except in Social Studies.	1:20:36	1:20:41
Would you like to study my fist?	1:20:38	1:20:41
Hey, hey, hey! Leave him alone!	1:20:41	1:20:43
Come on, Mr Powell.	1:20:43	1:20:48
You gonna let your girlfriend stand up for you?	1:20:44	1:20:48
Come on. Let's go.	1:20:48	1:20:51
You've got the Zackly disease.	1:20:49	1:20:51
What's that?	1:20:51	1:20:53
Your mouth smells zackly like your butt!	1:20:53	1:20:56
Did you get that from Louis? He says that.	1:20:56	1:20:58
You're a loser!	1:20:58	1:21:01
Yeah?	1:20:59	1:21:01
Losers say what?	1:21:01	1:21:04
What?	1:21:01	1:21:04
Loser!	1:21:02	1:21:04
Rubber glue, sticks to you!	1:21:04	1:21:07
What are you doing?	1:21:05	1:21:07
I'm a loser, but you're a son-of-a-bitch!	1:21:07	1:21:10
I can't believe you said that! You cussed! You said the B-word!	1:21:10	1:21:14
You're gonna get in so much trouble.	1:21:14	1:21:17
Trouble?	1:21:18	1:21:20
Trouble!	1:21:21	1:21:23
You OK?	1:21:30	1:21:32
Paulie!	1:21:34	1:21:36
Paulie!	1:21:36	1:21:39
Don't worry. Happens all the time.	1:21:37	1:21:39
Mr Powell, put your feet on the marks on the floor.	1:21:43	1:21:46
Now look up at the camera. Hold the plaque chin-high.	1:21:46	1:21:49
Now turn to your right.	1:21:52	1:21:54
Jack Powell?	1:21:58	1:22:00
Your bail's posted, pal.	1:22:01	1:22:03
Come on.	1:22:06	1:22:08
Get your stuff here, you can go.	1:22:17	1:22:19
You've got a library card,	1:22:20	1:22:22
a pocket knife,	1:22:22	1:22:24
Spider Man watch,	1:22:24	1:22:26
Pez dispenser.	1:22:26	1:22:29
Where's my Pog?	1:22:27	1:22:29
It was a slammer.	1:22:29	1:22:31
Is my mom here?	1:22:36	1:22:39
Oh, Mr Powell. Are you OK?	1:22:39	1:22:42
Hey, buddy boy! Take care!	1:22:44	1:22:46
They were shocked to hear they'd arrested the Principal.	1:22:46	1:22:50
Sorry about tonight.	1:23:04	1:23:06
That's OK.	1:23:06	1:23:08
You've got eyes just like...	1:23:14	1:23:16
Louis.	1:23:16	1:23:18
So young-looking.	1:23:18	1:23:20
That's the strangest thing.	1:23:20	1:23:23
What kind of eye cream do you use?	1:23:25	1:23:27
Can I have about a quart?	1:23:27	1:23:29
Well...	1:23:32	1:23:34
It's been a long night.	1:23:34	1:23:36
Gonna let you out of my chariot.	1:23:36	1:23:38
Better be going.	1:23:39	1:23:41
Thanks for taking me home.	1:23:41	1:23:43
Good night, Mr Powell.	1:23:53	1:23:55
Hey, Mr Woodruff.	1:24:58	1:25:00
How are you doing, fellas?	1:25:00	1:25:02
How the tree-house coming?	1:25:05	1:25:07
It looks like my room.	1:25:07	1:25:09
We're just hanging, trying to catch Jack.	1:25:09	1:25:12
Jack's still a little tired, boys, and he's sleeping.	1:25:12	1:25:15
I'll tell him you came by.	1:25:15	1:25:19
Gimme some skin, boys.	1:25:16	1:25:19
I'll take this up to Jack for you.	1:25:20	1:25:22
-ALL: -Bye, Mr Woodruff. Bye, Mrs Powell.	1:25:22	1:25:25
Thank you for coming.	1:25:27	1:25:29
He's been in his room for two and a half weeks.	1:25:30	1:25:33
Maybe you could talk to him.	1:25:33	1:25:36
He's very confused.	1:25:36	1:25:38
I think he's realised how fragile his life is.	1:25:38	1:25:40
You know, maybe I'm not the answer.	1:25:42	1:25:44
Maybe he needs to go back to school.	1:25:44	1:25:47
He can't go back to school.	1:25:47	1:25:49
That's what started this in the first place.	1:25:49	1:25:52
We can't risk his health again.	1:25:52	1:25:54
Jack, Mr Woodruff's here to see you!	1:25:54	1:25:57
Here, give me this.	1:26:01	1:26:03
Jack, honey?	1:26:06	1:26:08
Mr Woodruff's here to see you.	1:26:08	1:26:10
Why don't you want me to teach you anymore?	1:26:31	1:26:33
Why do I have to learn stuff I'm never going to use?	1:26:35	1:26:39
That isn't why I'm teaching you.	1:26:40	1:26:42
I'm teaching you so you'll learn something new, interesting.	1:26:42	1:26:46
I don't care anymore.	1:26:47	1:26:49
Is he sick?	1:26:57	1:26:59
No, I don't think so.	1:26:59	1:27:01
Then what's wrong with him?	1:27:01	1:27:03
He's ageing.	1:27:03	1:27:05
Is he coming back?	1:27:05	1:27:07
I wish he'd come back.	1:27:09	1:27:11
So do I.	1:27:11	1:27:14
Yeah, so do I.	1:27:12	1:27:14
Hey, we all do.	1:27:14	1:27:16
What are you doing?	1:27:27	1:27:29
Going home.	1:27:29	1:27:31
You'll be back tomorrow?	1:27:31	1:27:33
This is yours.	1:27:34	1:27:37
You can't quit.	1:27:35	1:27:37
I don't consider myself quitting.	1:27:37	1:27:39
I consider myself...	1:27:39	1:27:41
losing a student.	1:27:41	1:27:43
You know why I like to teach children, Jack?	1:27:43	1:27:46
So I don't get so...	1:27:46	1:27:48
wrapped up in being an adult.	1:27:48	1:27:50
So I can remember that there are other things...	1:27:50	1:27:53
..that are important in life.	1:27:54	1:27:57
Like riding a bike.	1:27:57	1:27:59
Playing in a tree-house.	1:28:00	1:28:02
Splashing in water	1:28:02	1:28:04
with your good shoes on.	1:28:04	1:28:06
And you, my friend,	1:28:10	1:28:12
were my...most special student.	1:28:12	1:28:15
And until recently,	1:28:15	1:28:17
you were everything I ever wanted in a student.	1:28:17	1:28:20
You were a shooting star	1:28:20	1:28:22
amongst ordinary stars.	1:28:22	1:28:24
Have you ever seen a shooting star, Jack?	1:28:24	1:28:27
No.	1:28:27	1:28:29
It's wonderful. It passes quickly.	1:28:30	1:28:33
But while it's here, it just lights up the whole sky.	1:28:33	1:28:36
It's the most beautiful thing you'd ever want to see.	1:28:36	1:28:39
So beautiful that the other stars...	1:28:39	1:28:42
stop,	1:28:42	1:28:45
and watch.	1:28:45	1:28:47
You almost never see one.	1:28:50	1:28:53
Why?	1:28:51	1:28:53
Because they're very rare. Quite rare.	1:28:53	1:28:56
But I saw one.	1:28:56	1:28:59
I did.	1:28:59	1:29:02
I just want to be a regular star.	1:29:09	1:29:11
Jack...	1:29:15	1:29:17
you'll never be regular.	1:29:17	1:29:19
You're spectacular.	1:29:19	1:29:21
Mr Woodruff?	1:29:30	1:29:33
Eureka.	1:30:05	1:30:07
Yo, Mrs Powell!	1:30:11	1:30:13
Hey, Mrs Powell!	1:30:13	1:30:15
Hey, Jack's mother!	1:30:16	1:30:18
Jack's mother!	1:30:18	1:30:20
Mrs Powell?	1:30:20	1:30:22
Hey, can Jack come out and play?	1:30:33	1:30:35
I'm sorry, Louis. He can't.	1:30:36	1:30:39
But why don't you try again in a couple of days?	1:30:39	1:30:42
Hey, Jack's mother!	1:30:46	1:30:48
Mrs Powell!	1:30:49	1:30:51
Mrs Powell!	1:30:51	1:30:53
Can Jack come out and play?	1:30:55	1:30:57
He doesn't want to.	1:30:59	1:31:01
-BOTH: -Hey, Jack's mother!	1:31:16	1:31:19
Jack's mother!	1:31:19	1:31:21
Jack's mother!	1:31:23	1:31:25
Can Jack come out and play?	1:31:25	1:31:27
Girls, I'm sorry.	1:31:27	1:31:29
He doesn't want to.	1:31:29	1:31:31
Can we see him so we'll know he's alive?	1:31:31	1:31:34
I told you!	1:31:41	1:31:44
No, I told you!	1:31:42	1:31:44
Hey, Jack's mother!	1:31:59	1:32:03
I know, I know.	1:32:01	1:32:03
Can Jack come out and play?	1:32:03	1:32:06
Yeah, can he?	1:32:04	1:32:06
You're not going to go away, are you?	1:32:06	1:32:08
Hey, Jack's mother!	1:32:08	1:32:10
Yo, Jack!	1:32:10	1:32:12
Come on out, man! Come on out!	1:32:12	1:32:15
Kids, I'm sorry.	1:32:15	1:32:17
He just doesn't want to come out today.	1:32:17	1:32:20
Try again some other time.	1:32:21	1:32:23
KIDS ALL TALK	1:32:25	1:32:27
ALL SHOUT FOR JACK	1:32:31	1:32:33
-EVERYONE: -Can Jack come out to play?	1:33:18	1:33:21
Mom? Dad?	1:34:29	1:34:31
I'm going to school.	1:34:32	1:34:34
Mom, please say it's OK.	1:34:38	1:34:41
Well, you better hurry up.	1:34:42	1:34:44
You don't want to be late.	1:34:44	1:34:47
Thanks.	1:34:49	1:34:51
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.	1:34:53	1:34:55
I've got to turn in my assignment.	1:34:55	1:34:57
When I grow up, I want to put on about 250 pounds	1:34:57	1:35:00
and be a rapper like Heavy D,	1:35:00	1:35:02
except Heavy E.	1:35:02	1:35:04
I want to go to China,	1:35:04	1:35:06
and film a music video called "Chubby".	1:35:06	1:35:09
Then I might want to be a part-time boxer,	1:35:14	1:35:17
or a kickboxer, so I can kick some butt.	1:35:17	1:35:20
Louis?	1:35:20	1:35:22
I want to be just like my best friend when I grow up.	1:35:26	1:35:29
He's only ten, but he looks much older.	1:35:30	1:35:33
He's like the perfect grown-up,	1:35:35	1:35:37
because on the inside,	1:35:37	1:35:39
he's still just a kid.	1:35:39	1:35:41
He's not afraid to learn things,	1:35:42	1:35:45
or try things,	1:35:45	1:35:47
or to meet new people,	1:35:47	1:35:49
the way most grown-ups are.	1:35:49	1:35:51
It's like he's looking at everything for the first time.	1:35:51	1:35:55
Because he is.	1:35:55	1:35:57
Most grown-ups aren't like that.	1:35:57	1:35:59
Most grown-ups just want to...	1:36:00	1:36:02
go to work and make money,	1:36:02	1:36:04
and show off to the neighbours.	1:36:04	1:36:06
And more than anything, he knows how to be a great friend...	1:36:06	1:36:11
more than most people.	1:36:11	1:36:14
It's Jack!	1:36:12	1:36:14
Jack! It's Jack!	1:36:14	1:36:16
Jack!	1:36:17	1:36:19
Good to have you back.	1:36:19	1:36:21
Sorry I'm late.	1:36:20	1:36:21
That's OK.	1:36:21	1:36:23
Jack.	1:36:23	1:36:25
Louis.	1:36:24	1:36:25
Your seat's waiting for you.	1:36:25	1:36:27
We were just in the middle of Louis's essay.	1:36:27	1:36:30
EVERYONE SAYS HELLO	1:36:30	1:36:32
Louis, you may continue.	1:36:40	1:36:42
More than anything,	1:36:44	1:36:46
he knows how to be a great friend.	1:36:46	1:36:48
More than most people who look like adults.	1:36:48	1:36:51
So I may not know what I wanna be when I grow up.	1:36:53	1:36:56
Right now, I really don't care.	1:36:56	1:36:58
But I do know who I want to be like.	1:36:59	1:37:01
I want to be like the giant.	1:37:02	1:37:04
The big guy.	1:37:06	1:37:08
My best friend.	1:37:08	1:37:10
Jack.	1:37:10	1:37:12
Thank you.	1:37:15	1:37:17
APPLAUSE	1:37:17	1:37:19
Very good, Louis.	1:37:23	1:37:25
That was wonderful, Louis.	1:37:25	1:37:28
Yeah, Louis, that was wonderful.	1:37:30	1:37:32
OK, class, let's begin our lesson today.	1:37:35	1:37:38
Are you OK, Jack?	1:37:46	1:37:48
LAUGHTER	1:37:48	1:37:50
All right, everybody. That's enough. Come on, settle down.	1:37:51	1:37:55
Louis! Louis, come here, sweetie.	1:38:02	1:38:04
Let me take a picture of you.	1:38:04	1:38:06
Louie, come on!	1:38:06	1:38:08
Smile. I'm still paying the damn orthodontist.	1:38:08	1:38:11
OK, take a picture.	1:38:11	1:38:14
Come on, Louie!	1:38:12	1:38:14
Right there. That's good.	1:38:14	1:38:16
Eddie! Oh, my god!	1:38:17	1:38:19
I'm fine.	1:38:19	1:38:22
Are you sure?	1:38:20	1:38:22
John-John!	1:38:22	1:38:25
George, what's up?	1:38:23	1:38:25
You always want to sit by Joanie.	1:38:30	1:38:33
No, I don't.	1:38:31	1:38:33
Stop!	1:38:33	1:38:37
You stop!	1:38:34	1:38:37
Puh-lease!	1:38:35	1:38:37
Please yourself.	1:38:37	1:38:40
OK, I will.	1:38:38	1:38:40
Do that.	1:38:39	1:38:40
I'll take her, Brian.	1:38:43	1:38:45
MUSIC: "LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY"	1:38:57	1:39:00
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm honoured to introduce our valedictorian,	1:39:26	1:39:30
Jack Charles Powell.	1:39:30	1:39:32
Thank you, Aristotle.	1:39:57	1:39:59
Sorry.	1:40:03	1:40:05
Yo, Jack! Go get 'em!	1:40:14	1:40:16
I got it, Eric.	1:40:18	1:40:20
I'm cool.	1:40:20	1:40:22
My speech.	1:40:23	1:40:25
I don't have very much time these days, so I'll make it quick.	1:40:27	1:40:31
Like my life.	1:40:31	1:40:33
You know, as we come to the end of this phase of our life,	1:40:36	1:40:40
we find ourselves...	1:40:40	1:40:42
trying to remember the good times...	1:40:42	1:40:45
and trying to forget the bad times.	1:40:45	1:40:48
And we find ourselves thinking about the future.	1:40:49	1:40:52
We start to worry,	1:40:52	1:40:55
thinking, "What am I going to do?	1:40:55	1:40:58
"Where am I going to be in ten years?"	1:40:58	1:41:01
But I say to you,	1:41:03	1:41:05
hey...	1:41:05	1:41:07
look at me.	1:41:07	1:41:09
Please, don't worry so much.	1:41:10	1:41:12
Because, in the end,	1:41:12	1:41:14
none of us have very long on this earth.	1:41:14	1:41:17
Life is fleeting.	1:41:20	1:41:22
And if you're ever distressed...	1:41:25	1:41:27
cast your eyes to the summer sky,	1:41:30	1:41:33
when the stars are strung across the velvety night.	1:41:33	1:41:37
And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness,	1:41:38	1:41:41
turning night into day...	1:41:41	1:41:43
make a wish...	1:41:45	1:41:47
and think of me.	1:41:49	1:41:51
Make your life...	1:41:53	1:41:55
spectacular.	1:41:55	1:41:57
I know I did.	1:42:00	1:42:02
I made it, Mom.	1:42:06	1:42:08
I'm a grown-up.	1:42:10	1:42:12
Thank you.	1:42:14	1:42:16
APPLAUSE	1:42:16	1:42:19
CHEERING	1:42:24	1:42:26
Jackie, let's go!	1:42:35	1:42:37
Mom, it's the guys. I gotta go.	1:42:37	1:42:40
See you.	1:42:40	1:42:44
Not too late.	1:42:41	1:42:44
Yeah, next Tuesday(!)	1:42:42	1:42:44
How sweet it is! Mom!	1:42:47	1:42:49
Let's go!	1:42:52	1:42:54
All right?	1:42:55	1:42:57
There you go.	1:42:57	1:43:00
See you, Mom!	1:42:58	1:43:00
# What are you gonna be when you grow up?	1:43:05	1:43:09
# What are you gonna do when your time is up?	1:43:09	1:43:12
# What are you gonna say when things go wrong?	1:43:12	1:43:15
# What are you gonna do when you're all alone?	1:43:15	1:43:18
# There's a road	1:43:18	1:43:20
# Long and winding	1:43:21	1:43:24
# The lights are blinding	1:43:24	1:43:27
# But it gets there	1:43:28	1:43:31
# Don't give up	1:43:31	1:43:33
# Don't look back	1:43:34	1:43:36
# There's a silver lining	1:43:38	1:43:41
# It's out there somewhere	1:43:41	1:43:43
# Everybody wants an answer	1:43:46	1:43:49
# Everybody needs a friend	1:43:49	1:43:52
# We all need a shining star	1:43:53	1:43:56
# On which we can depend	1:43:56	1:43:59
# So tonight we're going to wish upon a star	1:43:59	1:44:03
# We never wished upon before	1:44:03	1:44:07
# What are you going to do when you grow up?	1:44:07	1:44:10
# Yeah, tonight we're going to wish upon a star	1:44:10	1:44:14
# We never wished upon before	1:44:14	1:44:17
# What are you going to do when you grow up? #	1:44:17	1:44:20
-EVERYONE: -Can Jack come out to play?	1:45:02	1:45:04

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