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CARTOON MUSIC | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
GURGLES | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
Mommy's going to the beauty parlour. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
I'm leaving you Roger. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
He'll take very good care of you. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
If he doesn't, he's going | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
back to the science lab! | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
P-P-P-Please. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
Don't worry. Whatever you say. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Yes, ma'am. Aye-aye, sir. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
I'll take care of him like he was my brother. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
Or my sister. Ow! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
Or my brother's sister. Or second cousin's... | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
Cookie. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
My ninth cousin nine times removed from outside. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
Urgh! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
Cookie. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Or my 17th cousin who is 156 times removed from any side. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
SMASH! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
Argh! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
I'll save you, Baby! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
Cookie. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Don't burn yourself, Baby Herman. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Woah! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
Woah! | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Wooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
CLUNK! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
Who turned out the lights? | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
It's dark in here! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
What happened? I'll find you, Baby! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
Cookie. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
Ah! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
Oh! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
Boogooboo. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:22 | |
I'm on fire! | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
Ooh! Ooh! Ow! | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
Aaaaarrrrrrgghhhhhhh! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
Waaaaaahhhhhhhh! | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Aaaarrrrggghhh! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
GLUG, GLUG, GLUG, GLUG | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
Cookie. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
WHISTLE | 0:02:58 | 0:02:59 | |
Yah! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
Cookie. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
I'm here, Baby! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
Aaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhh! | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
Mmm! Mmmm! Mmmmmmm! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
Mmmmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
Cookie. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
Bl-l-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl! | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
BEEP! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Cookie. Ahh. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
TWEETING | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Cut! | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
That's the shot! | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
Cut! Cut! Cut! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
-ROUGH VOICE: -What was wrong?! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
Nothing with you, Baby Herman. You were perfect. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
Roger blew his lines. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Roger, what's this? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
A tweeting bird. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
Roger, read the script! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
It says "Rabbit gets clunked. Rabbit sees stars." Not birds! Stars! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:22 | |
Lose the playback! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
You're killing me! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
For crying out loud! How many times do we have to do it?! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
Raoul, I'm going to take a nap! | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Excuse me, toots. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
My stomach can't take this. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Clean this set up! | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
Get him out! Lose the lights! | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
Say lunch. That's lunch. We're on a half. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
I can give you stars! Drop the refrigerator on me! | 0:04:45 | 0:04:49 | |
I dropped it on you 23 times! | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
I can take it. Don't worry! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
I'm worried about the refrigerator. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
I can give you stars. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
Look! Look! Look! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
Toons! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
Mr Maroon, | 0:05:18 | 0:05:19 | |
Mr Valiant's here. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
He'll be right with you. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
No! No! No! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
Hit him with the boulder after he gets up! | 0:05:34 | 0:05:38 | |
How much do you know about show business, Mr Valiant? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
There's no business like it. No business I know. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
It's expensive. I'm 25 grand over on the new Baby Herman cartoon. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:52 | |
The rabbit can't concentrate. You know why? | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
Refrigerators dropped on his head? | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
He's a toon. You can drop anything on him. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
But break his heart, he goes to pieces. Read that. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:06 | |
"Seen cooing over a calamari | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
"with a sugar daddy was Jessica Rabbit, wife of cartoon star Roger." | 0:06:11 | 0:06:16 | |
What's it to do with me? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
You're the private detective. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
I don't have time. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:25 | |
His wife's poison, but he thinks she's Betty Crocker. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
I want you to follow her. Get some nice juicy pictures | 0:06:25 | 0:06:30 | |
I can wise the rabbit up with. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
I don't work Toontown. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Why? Every Joe loves Toontown. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
Get Joe to do the job. I ain't. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
Whoa! You don't wanna go to Toontown, you don't have to. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:43 | |
Nobody said you had to go to Toontown. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
Have a seat. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
The rabbit's wife sings at the Ink and Paint Club. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
Toon revue. Strictly humans only, OK? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
So what do you think, | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
Valiant? | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
Well? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
It'll cost you 100 bucks. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
100 bucks?! That's ridiculous! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
So's the job! | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
All right. You got your 100 bucks. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
Have a drink, Eddie. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
I don't mind if I do. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
< Careful! | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
< You're gonna drop it! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
< I'm not gonna drop it! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
Oh, no! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
THEY PLAY "Stars And Stripes Forever" | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Kinda jumpy, aren't you, Valiant? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
It's just Dumbo. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
I know who it is. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
I got him on loan from Disney, and half the cast of Fantasia. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:54 | |
The best part is | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
they work for peanuts. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
Well, I don't work for peanuts. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
Where's the other 50? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Let's call the other 50 a carrot to finish the job. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:14 | |
You been hanging around rabbits too long. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:18 | |
Hmph! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
CROAK! | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
MUSIC: "THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE" | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
Oh! Oh! Oh! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
Oh, excuse me. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
MOOING | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
What am I, a bank? | 0:09:32 | 0:09:33 | |
Wait for me! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
Guys, wait up! | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Hurry up! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Ain't you got a car? | 0:09:48 | 0:09:54 | |
LA's got the best public transport system in the world. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:54 | |
See you later! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Thanks for the cigarettes. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
Hi, Harry. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
Eddie, how's it going? | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
What you got for me? | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
The usual bills. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
Hi, Harry. You OK? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
What's with Earl? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
Laid off? | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
A company called Cloverleaf bought the Red Car. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:13 | |
They bought the Red Car? | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
Put him on two weeks' notice. Cutbacks, they said. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:19 | |
Oh, well, Earl. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
Here's to the pencil pushers. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
May they all get lead poisoning. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
Tomorrow's Friday. You know what happens on Friday? | 0:11:32 | 0:11:36 | |
Fish special? | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
My boss checks the books. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
I need the money I gave you or I'll | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
lose my job. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
Don't bust a button, Dolores. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
Fifty bucks? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
Where's the rest? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
It's only a snoop job away. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
Have you got a camera? | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
Mine's in the shop. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
The pawn shop, by any chance? | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
Come on, Dolores. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
To get the 50, I need a camera. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
Any film in there? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
Should be. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
It's the film from our trip to Catalina. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
Sure was a long time ago. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
It was a long time ago. We should do it again sometime. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:22 | |
Yeah, sure, Eddie. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
Is that paper even good? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
Check the scrawl. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
"RK Maroon." As in Maroon Cartoons? | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
Maroon Cartoons? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
Hey! So who's your client, Mr Detective to the Stars? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:42 | |
Chilly Willy? | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
Or Screwy Squirrel? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
What do you want to drink? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
A beer, doll. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
What happened? Somebody kidnap Dinky Doodle? | 0:12:49 | 0:12:53 | |
Cut it out, Angelo. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
I know. You're working for Little Bo Peep - gonna find her sheep. | 0:12:55 | 0:13:01 | |
LAUGHS | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
Get this straight, meatball. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
I don't work for toons! | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
What's his problem? | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
A toon killed his brother. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
Huh? | 0:13:23 | 0:13:24 | |
Dropped a piano on his head. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
Got the password? | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
Walt sent me. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
Nice monkey suit. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
Wise ass! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
Look at that! | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
DAFFY PLAYS WRONG NOTES | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
Cut it out! | 0:14:33 | 0:14:34 | |
Does anybody understand what he's saying? | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
He loves the music. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
I've worked with a lot | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
of wise quackers but you are dethpicable! | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
Doggone stubborn nitwit. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
Thith ith the latht time I work with thomeone | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
with a thpeech impediment. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
Thith meanth war! | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
You think that's funny? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
It's a panic. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
I'll stick that pen up your nose. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
Calm down. The stain's gone. It's disappearing ink. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
No hard feelings? Look. I'm... | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
I know who you are. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
Mervin Acme, you own Toontown. The gag king. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
"If it's Acme, it's a gasser." Put it there. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:35 | |
BUZZ! | 0:15:35 | 0:15:36 | |
The hand buzzer. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
Still our biggest seller. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
Scotch on the rocks. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
And I mean ice! | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
DAFFY QUACKS > | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
This is hot stuff! | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
Those ducks are funny. They never get to finish the act. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:39 | |
Great(!) | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
Thanks. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
Toons. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
< Cigars, cigarettes? | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
Eddie Valiant. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
Betty? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:52 | |
Long time, no see. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
Why are you here? | 0:16:55 | 0:17:00 | |
Work's been slow since cartoons went to colour. | 0:16:56 | 0:17:00 | |
But I still got it. # Boop boop de-boop, boop! # | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
Yeah, you still got it. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
WHISTLING | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
What's with him? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:18 | |
He never misses Jessica's performance. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:18 | |
Got a thing for rabbits, huh? | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
# You had plenty money | 0:17:28 | 0:17:33 | |
# In 1922 | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
# You let | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
# Other women make | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
# A fool of you | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
# Why don't you do right | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
# Like some other men do? | 0:17:48 | 0:17:54 | |
# Get out of here... # | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
She's married to Roger Rabbit? | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
Yeah. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
What a lucky girl. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
# Now if you had prepared | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
# Twenty years ago | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
# You wouldn't be wandering now | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
# From door to door | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
# Why don't you do right | 0:18:25 | 0:18:30 | |
# Like some other men do? | 0:18:30 | 0:18:38 | |
# Get out of here | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
# Get me some money, too | 0:18:44 | 0:18:50 | |
# Get out of here | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
# Get me some money, too | 0:18:58 | 0:19:04 | |
# Why don't you do right | 0:19:07 | 0:19:13 | |
# Like some other men | 0:19:13 | 0:19:18 | |
# Do-o-o-o-o-o. # | 0:19:20 | 0:19:25 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Who is it? | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
Jessica, dear, have no fear. Your Marvin is here. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:58 | |
You murdered them tonight. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
I really mean it. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
You were superb. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
You absolutely, truly and honestly fashmoyled that audience. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:10 | |
You killed them. You slayed them. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
GROWLS | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
What are you doing, chump? | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
Don't call me a chump, chimp. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
GROWLS | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
Argh! | 0:20:27 | 0:20:28 | |
Don't let me catch your peeping face around here again. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:34 | |
Oooga-booga! | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
Come over here, Jessica. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
I've got everything arranged. Right here, on the bed. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:02 | |
Oh, not tonight, Marvin. I have a headache. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:06 | |
Jessica, you promised. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
All right. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
But this time, take off that hand buzzer. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
-Pattycake. -Ohhh! | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
-Pattycake. -Oh! | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
-Pattycake. -Oohhhh! | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
-Pattycake. Pattycake. -Ohh! Ohh! | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
Pattycake! | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
Ohhh! | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
Pattycake! Pattycake! | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
You gotta be kidding me. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
-HE CRIES -Pattycake! Pattycake! | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
I don't believe it. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
Pattycake. Pattycake. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:44 | |
Is that true? | 0:21:45 | 0:21:50 | |
You're not the first man whose wife played pattycake. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
I just don't believe it. I won't believe it. | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
I can't believe it. I shan't believe it. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
Believe it, kid. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
I took the pictures. She played pattycake. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
Not my Jessica! Not pattycake! | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
This is impossible. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
It's impossible. It can't be. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
Jessica's my wife. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
It's absolutely impossible! | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
She's the light of my life, apple of my eye, cream in my coffee. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:26 | |
Drink it black. Acme's got the cream. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
He's been my friend for 30 years. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
Who would've thought he was a sugar daddy? | 0:22:31 | 0:22:35 | |
Somebody made her do it. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Drink this, son. You'll feel better. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
Yike! Yargh! | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl! | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
Wah! | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
WHISTLE | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
Thanks. I needed that. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
Son of a bitch. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
Look, Mr Maroon... | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
..I think my work is finished. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
How about that carrot you owe me? | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
A deal's a deal. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
Thanks. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
Roger, | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
I know all this seems pretty painful now, | 0:23:33 | 0:23:37 | |
but you'll find someone new. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
Won't he, Mr Valiant? | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
Good-looking guy like that. Dames'll be breaking his door down. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:46 | |
Dames? Jessica's the only one for me! | 0:23:46 | 0:23:50 | |
We'll rise above this peccadillo. We'll be happy again. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:54 | |
Capital H-A-P-P-I! | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
At least he took it well. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
HE SOBS | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
Oh, Jessica. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
Please tell me it's not true. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
P-P-P-P-Please. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
FOOTSTEPS | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
Lieutenant Santino. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
Where'd you come from? | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
Eddie, if you needed money so bad, why didn't you come to me? | 0:26:46 | 0:26:51 | |
I took a few dirty pictures. So kill me. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
I already got a stiff on my hands, thanks. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
Marvin Acme. | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
The rabbit cacked him last night. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
What? | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
Now what? | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
I haven't been this close to Toontown for a while. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:19 | |
Argh! | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
Oof! Ow! My biscuits are burning. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
Fire in the hatch! | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
Great horny toads, that smarts! | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
Ahhh! | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
Come on, Eddie. Let's get this over with. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
He's with me. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
Just like a toon to drop a safe on a guy's head. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:57 | |
Sorry, Eddie. | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
You'd better wait here, all right? | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
Chisold, get a load of this. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:17 | |
You seen one of these? | 0:28:17 | 0:28:19 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:28:22 | 0:28:24 | |
Guys? | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
Didn't you used to be Eddie Valiant? | 0:28:36 | 0:28:39 | |
Or did you change your name to Jack Daniels? | 0:28:39 | 0:28:43 | |
LAUGHS | 0:28:43 | 0:28:45 | |
What's that? | 0:28:49 | 0:28:53 | |
Paint from the rabbit's glove. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:53 | |
Mr Valiant? | 0:28:53 | 0:28:55 | |
I hope you're proud of yourself, | 0:28:58 | 0:29:01 | |
and those pictures you took. | 0:29:01 | 0:29:03 | |
Grab those loafers! | 0:29:12 | 0:29:14 | |
SQUEAKING | 0:29:14 | 0:29:16 | |
Ow! | 0:29:33 | 0:29:35 | |
Is this man removing evidence from the crime scene? | 0:29:42 | 0:29:46 | |
Judge Doom, Valiant was picking it up for you. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:50 | |
Weren't you, Eddie? | 0:29:50 | 0:29:52 | |
Hand it over. | 0:29:52 | 0:29:54 | |
BUZZ! | 0:29:54 | 0:29:56 | |
His number one seller. | 0:29:56 | 0:29:59 | |
Working for a toon has rubbed off on you. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:04 | |
I was working for RK Maroon, not a toon. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:07 | |
He said the rabbit became agitated when you showed him the pictures. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:13 | |
The rabbit said somehow he and his wife would be happy. Is that true? | 0:30:13 | 0:30:19 | |
Do I look like a stenographer? | 0:30:19 | 0:30:21 | |
Shut up, Eddie. He's a judge. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:24 | |
That's OK. From the smell of him, I'd say it was the booze talking. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:29 | |
The rabbit won't get far. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:32 | |
My men will find him. | 0:30:32 | 0:30:34 | |
SIREN WAILS | 0:30:34 | 0:30:36 | |
Weasels? | 0:30:39 | 0:30:44 | |
I find they have a special gift for the work. | 0:30:40 | 0:30:44 | |
All right, you mugs. Fall out. | 0:30:44 | 0:30:46 | |
Did you find the rabbit? | 0:30:46 | 0:30:50 | |
Don't worry, Judge. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:50 | |
We got deformants all over the city. | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
We'll find him. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:55 | |
Do you know where the rabbit is, Mr Valiant? | 0:30:55 | 0:30:59 | |
Have you tried Walla Walla? | 0:30:59 | 0:31:01 | |
Cucamonga? Kokomo's very nice this time of year. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:05 | |
I'm surprised you won't cooperate. | 0:31:05 | 0:31:08 | |
A toon murdered a human. Don't you appreciate the magnitude of that? | 0:31:08 | 0:31:14 | |
SQUEAKS | 0:31:15 | 0:31:17 | |
Since Toontown's been under my jurisdiction, | 0:31:17 | 0:31:21 | |
my goal has been to rein in the insanity. | 0:31:21 | 0:31:24 | |
The only way to do that is to make toons respect the law. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:28 | |
SQUEAKS | 0:31:30 | 0:31:32 | |
How did that gargoyle get to be a judge? | 0:31:41 | 0:31:44 | |
Spread simoleons around Toontown. Bought the election. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:49 | |
What's that? | 0:31:49 | 0:31:50 | |
Remember how we thought you couldn't kill a toon? | 0:31:51 | 0:31:55 | |
Doom found a way. Turpentine, acetone, | 0:31:55 | 0:31:59 | |
benzene. He calls it The Dip. | 0:31:59 | 0:32:03 | |
I'll catch the rabbit, Mr Valiant. | 0:32:00 | 0:32:03 | |
Then I'll try him, convict him | 0:32:03 | 0:32:06 | |
and execute him. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:08 | |
SQUEAKING | 0:32:09 | 0:32:11 | |
Geez! | 0:32:17 | 0:32:19 | |
WEASELS LAUGH | 0:32:19 | 0:32:21 | |
-WEASEL: -That's one dead shoe, eh, boss? | 0:32:24 | 0:32:28 | |
They're not kid gloves, Mr Valiant. | 0:32:28 | 0:32:31 | |
This is how we handle things in Toontown. | 0:32:31 | 0:32:35 | |
You, of all people, should appreciate that. | 0:32:35 | 0:32:38 | |
Hey! Hey! | 0:32:55 | 0:32:57 | |
Wait! | 0:32:57 | 0:32:58 | |
I want him to quit, but he won't listen. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:03 | |
What do you know? You got the IQ of a rattle. | 0:33:03 | 0:33:07 | |
You Valiant? | 0:33:07 | 0:33:09 | |
It's about the Acme murder. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:11 | |
Doll, run downstairs and get me a racing form. | 0:33:11 | 0:33:14 | |
Oh! | 0:33:14 | 0:33:16 | |
OK. I'm going. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:20 | |
A lady's man, huh? | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
I got a 50-year-old lust and a three-year-old dinkie. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:23 | |
Must be tough. | 0:33:23 | 0:33:27 | |
The rabbit didn't kill Acme. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:27 | |
He's no murderer. I know. | 0:33:27 | 0:33:30 | |
He's a dear friend. It stinks like yesterday's diapers. | 0:33:30 | 0:33:34 | |
Look. The papers said Acme | 0:33:34 | 0:33:36 | |
left no will. Succotash. Every toon knows Acme had a will - | 0:33:36 | 0:33:41 | |
leaving Toontown to us toons. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:43 | |
That is why he got bumped off. | 0:33:43 | 0:33:47 | |
Has anybody seen the will? | 0:33:45 | 0:33:47 | |
No, but he gave us his solemn oath. | 0:33:47 | 0:33:50 | |
If you believe that joker could be solemn, the gag's on you. | 0:33:50 | 0:33:55 | |
I figured since you got my pal in trouble, | 0:33:55 | 0:33:58 | |
you'd help get him out. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:00 | |
I can pay you. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:02 | |
Save your money for a pair of elevator shoes! | 0:34:02 | 0:34:06 | |
Valiant! | 0:34:06 | 0:34:07 | |
My stogie! | 0:34:07 | 0:34:09 | |
Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! | 0:34:10 | 0:34:12 | |
Waah! | 0:34:12 | 0:34:14 | |
Waaaaaahhhhhh! | 0:34:14 | 0:34:16 | |
Waaahhh! | 0:34:16 | 0:34:18 | |
It ain't my fault the rabbit got himself in trouble. | 0:34:23 | 0:34:27 | |
All I did was take a couple of lousy pictures. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:33 | |
Baby was right. | 0:34:53 | 0:34:55 | |
The hell with it. | 0:35:05 | 0:35:07 | |
Argh! | 0:35:33 | 0:35:35 | |
Argh! | 0:35:35 | 0:35:36 | |
How did you get in here? | 0:35:36 | 0:35:43 | |
Through the mail slot. I waited inside, cos I'm wanted for murder. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:43 | |
No kidding. I could get a rap for aiding and abetting. | 0:35:43 | 0:35:47 | |
Does anyone know you're here? | 0:35:47 | 0:35:51 | |
Nobody. Not a soul. Except... | 0:35:49 | 0:35:51 | |
Who? | 0:35:51 | 0:35:53 | |
I asked the newsboy where your office was. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:57 | |
He didn't know. I asked the fireman, the butcher, the baker. | 0:35:57 | 0:36:02 | |
The liquor store guy knew. | 0:36:02 | 0:36:04 | |
The whole town knows you're here. | 0:36:04 | 0:36:08 | |
Take it easy, will you? | 0:36:06 | 0:36:08 | |
Don't throw me out. You're making a mistake. | 0:36:08 | 0:36:11 | |
I didn't kill anybody. | 0:36:11 | 0:36:13 | |
It's a set-up. A scam. A frame-job. Eddie, | 0:36:13 | 0:36:17 | |
I could never hurt anybody. My purpose | 0:36:17 | 0:36:21 | |
..in life... | 0:36:21 | 0:36:23 | |
..is to make people... | 0:36:23 | 0:36:26 | |
..laugh. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:28 | |
OK. Sure, I admit it. | 0:36:29 | 0:36:31 | |
I got steamed when you showed me those pictures. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:35 | |
I rushed over to the Ink and Paint Club | 0:36:35 | 0:36:38 | |
but she wasn't there, so I wrote her a love letter. | 0:36:38 | 0:36:42 | |
Wait a minute. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:44 | |
In a fit of jealousy, you wrote your wife a love letter? | 0:36:44 | 0:36:48 | |
Yes. She was just an innocent victim of circumstance. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:53 | |
Was it the lipstick on the mirror routine? | 0:36:53 | 0:36:57 | |
Lipstick, yes. Mirror, no. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:57 | |
I found a nice clean piece of paper. | 0:36:57 | 0:37:00 | |
"Dear Jessica, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways." | 0:37:00 | 0:37:05 | |
1, 1,000. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:06 | |
2, 1,000. | 0:37:06 | 0:37:07 | |
3, 1,000... | 0:37:07 | 0:37:08 | |
Why didn't you leave it there? | 0:37:08 | 0:37:12 | |
Obviously, | 0:37:10 | 0:37:12 | |
a poem of this power and sensitivity | 0:37:12 | 0:37:15 | |
must be read in person. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:17 | |
So I went home to wait for her. | 0:37:17 | 0:37:19 | |
But the weasels were waiting for me, so...so, I ran. | 0:37:19 | 0:37:24 | |
Why come to me? I took the pictures of your wife. | 0:37:24 | 0:37:27 | |
You're also the guy who helped all these toons. | 0:37:27 | 0:37:31 | |
If a toon's in trouble, there's one place to go. | 0:37:31 | 0:37:35 | |
Valiant and Valiant. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:37 | |
Not any more. | 0:37:37 | 0:37:39 | |
Get out of that chair! | 0:37:39 | 0:37:40 | |
That's my brother's. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:46 | |
Where is he? | 0:37:45 | 0:37:46 | |
He looks like a sensitive and sober fellow. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:50 | |
That's it. I'm calling the cops. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:55 | |
Go ahead. Call the cops. | 0:37:53 | 0:37:55 | |
I come here for help and you turn me in. | 0:37:55 | 0:37:58 | |
No, no. Don't feel guilty about me. | 0:37:58 | 0:38:01 | |
So long and | 0:38:01 | 0:38:02 | |
thanks for nothing. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:04 | |
That's the closet, | 0:38:05 | 0:38:07 | |
stupe! | 0:38:07 | 0:38:09 | |
Eddie Valiant, | 0:38:20 | 0:38:22 | |
you're under arrest. Bl-bl-bl! | 0:38:22 | 0:38:25 | |
Get out of there! | 0:38:25 | 0:38:27 | |
Idiot! I got no keys for these cuffs! | 0:38:27 | 0:38:30 | |
SIREN WAILS | 0:38:31 | 0:38:33 | |
Come on! Get the lead out. Move it, would ya? | 0:38:38 | 0:38:42 | |
Yargh! It's the Toon Patrol! | 0:38:43 | 0:38:48 | |
Hide me, Eddie! P-P-Please! | 0:38:51 | 0:38:53 | |
Remember, you never saw me. | 0:38:55 | 0:38:59 | |
Get out of there! | 0:38:56 | 0:38:59 | |
Don't let 'em find me. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:01 | |
Come on, Eddie. You're my only hope. | 0:39:01 | 0:39:04 | |
KNOCKS | 0:39:04 | 0:39:05 | |
Open up in the name of the law. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:09 | |
Eddie, you know there's | 0:39:07 | 0:39:09 | |
no justice for toons any more. | 0:39:09 | 0:39:11 | |
If the weasels get their hands on me, | 0:39:11 | 0:39:14 | |
I'm as good as dipped. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:16 | |
Don't make us play rough. > | 0:39:16 | 0:39:18 | |
We just want the rabbit. | 0:39:18 | 0:39:21 | |
What are we gonna do, Eddie? | 0:39:21 | 0:39:23 | |
What are we gonna do? | 0:39:23 | 0:39:25 | |
What's all this "we" stuff? They want you. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:28 | |
MACHINE-GUN SHOTS | 0:39:28 | 0:39:30 | |
Looks like they gave us the slip, boss. | 0:39:39 | 0:39:42 | |
Nah. Valiant's stashed him somewhere. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:45 | |
Hold it right there! | 0:39:46 | 0:39:48 | |
Hello, boys. | 0:39:50 | 0:39:52 | |
I didn't hear you come in. | 0:39:52 | 0:39:54 | |
OK, wise guy, | 0:39:55 | 0:39:57 | |
where's the rabbit? | 0:39:57 | 0:40:00 | |
Haven't seen him. | 0:39:58 | 0:40:00 | |
-SNIFFS: -What's in there? | 0:40:00 | 0:40:02 | |
My lingerie. | 0:40:02 | 0:40:04 | |
I see, Valiant. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:06 | |
Search the place, | 0:40:10 | 0:40:12 | |
boys. Leave no stone unturned. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:16 | |
We got a reliable tip-off the rabbit | 0:40:17 | 0:40:20 | |
was here. It was corrugated by others. | 0:40:20 | 0:40:23 | |
So cut the bullshtick! | 0:40:23 | 0:40:26 | |
Keep talking like that and I'll have to wash your mouth out! | 0:40:26 | 0:40:31 | |
LAUGHS | 0:40:35 | 0:40:37 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:40:38 | 0:40:40 | |
Stop that laughing! | 0:40:42 | 0:40:44 | |
Stop that laughing! | 0:40:47 | 0:40:50 | |
You know what happens when you can't | 0:40:50 | 0:40:53 | |
stop laughing! | 0:40:53 | 0:40:54 | |
One of these days, you'll die laughing. | 0:40:56 | 0:40:59 | |
As for you, Valiant, | 0:41:02 | 0:41:04 | |
step out of line and we'll hang you | 0:41:04 | 0:41:07 | |
and your laundry out to dry. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:11 | |
IT LAUGHS | 0:41:11 | 0:41:13 | |
Come on, boys. Let's am-scray. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:17 | |
They're gone. | 0:41:19 | 0:41:22 | |
Jeepers, that was swell. | 0:41:20 | 0:41:22 | |
You saved my life. How can I ever repay you? | 0:41:22 | 0:41:26 | |
For starters, | 0:41:28 | 0:41:30 | |
don't ever kiss me again! | 0:41:30 | 0:41:32 | |
MUFFLED SHOUTS | 0:41:34 | 0:41:38 | |
Stop kicking me. Stop kicking me. | 0:41:35 | 0:41:38 | |
Dolores! Dolores! | 0:41:40 | 0:41:42 | |
DOLORES! | 0:41:42 | 0:41:44 | |
Eddie, you made the front page. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:51 | |
Yeah, I made some ink. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:54 | |
And what ink. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:54 | |
Come on, Eddie. Let's just go. | 0:41:54 | 0:41:57 | |
Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? | 0:42:01 | 0:42:06 | |
Cut the comedy, Dolores. I've had a very hard day. | 0:42:06 | 0:42:10 | |
I gotta get out of these cuffs. | 0:42:10 | 0:42:13 | |
Oh, swell. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:13 | |
Phew! | 0:42:13 | 0:42:15 | |
Jeepers, Eddie. That almost killed me. | 0:42:15 | 0:42:18 | |
Is this some kind of secret room? | 0:42:18 | 0:42:21 | |
The Rot Gut Room, from Prohibition days. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:24 | |
A speakeasy. A gin mill. A hooch parlour. | 0:42:24 | 0:42:28 | |
Tools are up here. | 0:42:28 | 0:42:30 | |
Look at this. A spy hole! | 0:42:30 | 0:42:32 | |
This'll be a great place to hide. | 0:42:32 | 0:42:34 | |
Crazy toons. | 0:42:36 | 0:42:39 | |
Watch your head. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:39 | |
You said you'd never take another toon case. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:43 | |
Somebody made a patsy out of me and I'm gonna find out why. | 0:42:43 | 0:42:48 | |
Hold still, will you? | 0:42:56 | 0:42:58 | |
Does this help? | 0:43:00 | 0:43:03 | |
Yeah. Thanks. | 0:43:01 | 0:43:03 | |
You could have taken your hand out at anytime? | 0:43:06 | 0:43:10 | |
Not anytime. Only when it was funny. | 0:43:10 | 0:43:14 | |
Get out of here! | 0:43:12 | 0:43:14 | |
Where's your sense of humour? | 0:43:14 | 0:43:20 | |
Is he always funny when he's wanted for murder? | 0:43:16 | 0:43:20 | |
If you don't have a sense of humour, you're better off dead. | 0:43:20 | 0:43:25 | |
You may get your wish unless I can find this. | 0:43:25 | 0:43:28 | |
What is it, Eddie? | 0:43:28 | 0:43:30 | |
Just look. | 0:43:30 | 0:43:31 | |
Mr Acme's will. | 0:43:31 | 0:43:34 | |
Yeah. | 0:43:32 | 0:43:34 | |
Maroon played sound mind and your wife the sound body. | 0:43:34 | 0:43:38 | |
I resent that innuendo. | 0:43:38 | 0:43:41 | |
What's the plan? | 0:43:39 | 0:43:41 | |
They didn't get the will. | 0:43:41 | 0:43:43 | |
How do you know? | 0:43:43 | 0:43:47 | |
They're still looking for it. | 0:43:44 | 0:43:47 | |
Anything I can do? | 0:43:47 | 0:43:51 | |
Go downtown and check the probate. | 0:43:48 | 0:43:51 | |
Check the probate. | 0:43:51 | 0:43:53 | |
Uncle Thumper had a problem with his probate, he took pills | 0:43:53 | 0:43:58 | |
and drank lots of water. | 0:43:58 | 0:44:00 | |
Not prostate, you idiot. Probate! | 0:44:00 | 0:44:03 | |
You think my boss, RK Maroon, dropped a safe on Marvin Acme's head | 0:44:03 | 0:44:08 | |
so he could get his hands on Toontown? | 0:44:08 | 0:44:12 | |
Yep. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:13 | |
That's my hunch. | 0:44:13 | 0:44:15 | |
Can he stay here for a couple of days? | 0:44:17 | 0:44:20 | |
He's not gonna do anything crazy, is he? | 0:44:20 | 0:44:23 | |
HE HUMS | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
Woohoo! | 0:44:25 | 0:44:27 | |
Where are you going? | 0:44:28 | 0:44:31 | |
Back to the office. | 0:44:29 | 0:44:31 | |
Mr Valiant? | 0:44:33 | 0:44:35 | |
Mr Valiant? | 0:44:35 | 0:44:37 | |
TOILET FLUSHES | 0:44:37 | 0:44:39 | |
You've got the wrong idea about me, Mr Valiant. | 0:44:42 | 0:44:46 | |
I'm a pawn in this, like Roger. | 0:44:46 | 0:44:48 | |
Can you help me find him? | 0:44:48 | 0:44:50 | |
Just name your price and I'll pay it. | 0:44:50 | 0:44:53 | |
Yeah, I bet you would. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:55 | |
You need the rabbit to make the scam work. | 0:44:55 | 0:44:59 | |
No. I love my husband. You've got me all wrong. | 0:44:59 | 0:45:02 | |
You don't know how hard it is being a woman | 0:45:02 | 0:45:06 | |
looking the way I do. | 0:45:06 | 0:45:09 | |
Well... | 0:45:07 | 0:45:09 | |
you don't know how hard it is being a man | 0:45:09 | 0:45:12 | |
looking at a woman looking the way you do. | 0:45:12 | 0:45:16 | |
I'm not bad. | 0:45:16 | 0:45:18 | |
I'm just drawn that way. | 0:45:18 | 0:45:20 | |
Weren't you the one I caught | 0:45:23 | 0:45:25 | |
playing pattycake with Acme? | 0:45:25 | 0:45:28 | |
You didn't catch me. You were set up. | 0:45:28 | 0:45:31 | |
What do you mean? | 0:45:31 | 0:45:35 | |
Maroon wanted to blackmail Acme. | 0:45:32 | 0:45:35 | |
I didn't want to do it. | 0:45:35 | 0:45:37 | |
He said if I didn't pose for the pictures, | 0:45:37 | 0:45:40 | |
Roger would never work again. I couldn't let that happen. | 0:45:40 | 0:45:45 | |
I would do anything for Roger. | 0:45:45 | 0:45:47 | |
Anything. | 0:45:47 | 0:45:51 | |
What a wife. | 0:45:49 | 0:45:51 | |
I'm desperate. Can't you see I need you? | 0:45:51 | 0:45:54 | |
CLEARS THROAT | 0:45:54 | 0:45:56 | |
Dabbling in watercolours? | 0:45:56 | 0:45:58 | |
Oh. | 0:45:58 | 0:46:00 | |
Sorry. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:04 | |
Goodbye, Eddie. My offer stands firm. | 0:46:05 | 0:46:08 | |
Think about it. | 0:46:08 | 0:46:10 | |
Well! | 0:46:18 | 0:46:20 | |
What was she doing with her arms around you? | 0:46:20 | 0:46:24 | |
Looking for a good place to stick a knife. | 0:46:24 | 0:46:29 | |
I caught you with your pants down! | 0:46:27 | 0:46:29 | |
Yeah, well... Dolores, come... | 0:46:29 | 0:46:32 | |
You don't believe a painted hussy could turn my head. | 0:46:35 | 0:46:39 | |
She just wants the rabbit. | 0:46:39 | 0:46:43 | |
That's not all she wants. | 0:46:41 | 0:46:43 | |
Now, look, Dolores, listen. | 0:46:43 | 0:46:45 | |
Listen. I want you to buy yourself a new swimsuit. | 0:46:45 | 0:46:49 | |
We're going to Catalina. I'm wrapping up this case. | 0:46:49 | 0:46:54 | |
No, you're not. That's why I'm here. | 0:46:54 | 0:46:57 | |
I stopped by probate. Maroon's | 0:46:57 | 0:47:00 | |
not after Toontown. | 0:47:00 | 0:47:01 | |
Cloverleaf wants Toontown. | 0:47:01 | 0:47:04 | |
They put in the highest bid. Unless Acme's will turns up by midnight, | 0:47:04 | 0:47:09 | |
Cloverleaf is going to own Toontown. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:12 | |
What? At midnight tonight? | 0:47:12 | 0:47:16 | |
That's right. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:16 | |
First they buy the Red Car, then they want Toontown. | 0:47:16 | 0:47:20 | |
I don't get it. | 0:47:20 | 0:47:23 | |
Ssh! | 0:47:21 | 0:47:23 | |
But can he do this? > | 0:47:23 | 0:47:27 | |
Roger. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:27 | |
The rabbit. Get the judge. | 0:47:30 | 0:47:32 | |
# Don't sit there on your brain... # | 0:47:33 | 0:47:35 | |
Nice shirt. Who's your tailor? Quasimodo? | 0:47:35 | 0:47:39 | |
# My buddy's Eddie V, A sourpuss, you see | 0:47:40 | 0:47:42 | |
# When I'm done he'll need no gun Cos a joker he will be, C, D | 0:47:42 | 0:47:46 | |
# E, F, G, H, I, I | 0:47:46 | 0:47:49 | |
# I love to raise some Cain | 0:47:49 | 0:47:52 | |
# It's no strain It feels great to smash a plate | 0:47:52 | 0:47:54 | |
# And look, there is no pain, No pain | 0:47:54 | 0:47:58 | |
# No pain, no pain | 0:47:58 | 0:48:00 | |
# No pain | 0:48:00 | 0:48:01 | |
# No pain. # | 0:48:01 | 0:48:03 | |
Argh! | 0:48:09 | 0:48:11 | |
Who turned out the lights? | 0:48:11 | 0:48:14 | |
I can't see. What's going on? | 0:48:14 | 0:48:16 | |
You crazy rabbit. | 0:48:16 | 0:48:18 | |
I've been risking my neck for you, and you're singing and dancing. | 0:48:18 | 0:48:24 | |
But I'm a toon. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:26 | |
Toons make people laugh. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:28 | |
Sit down! | 0:48:28 | 0:48:33 | |
You don't understand. They needed to laugh. | 0:48:29 | 0:48:33 | |
They'll call the cops. Angelo would rat on you for a nickel. | 0:48:33 | 0:48:38 | |
He'd never turn me in. | 0:48:38 | 0:48:42 | |
Why? Because you made him laugh? | 0:48:39 | 0:48:42 | |
That's right. A laugh can be a very powerful thing. | 0:48:42 | 0:48:46 | |
Sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have. Laughter... | 0:48:46 | 0:48:51 | |
Ssh! | 0:48:51 | 0:48:52 | |
Ix-nay. Ix-nay! | 0:48:52 | 0:48:55 | |
I'm looking for a murderer. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:49:08 | 0:49:10 | |
A rabbit. | 0:49:15 | 0:49:17 | |
A toon rabbit. | 0:49:19 | 0:49:21 | |
About... | 0:49:21 | 0:49:23 | |
yea... | 0:49:23 | 0:49:25 | |
big. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:27 | |
There's no rabbit here. So don't harass my customers. | 0:49:27 | 0:49:32 | |
I didn't come here to harass. | 0:49:32 | 0:49:34 | |
I came here to reward. | 0:49:34 | 0:49:36 | |
LOUD SQUEAKS | 0:49:51 | 0:49:53 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:50:05 | 0:50:07 | |
Hey! | 0:50:09 | 0:50:11 | |
I've seen a rabbit. | 0:50:11 | 0:50:13 | |
Where? | 0:50:14 | 0:50:16 | |
You see? | 0:50:16 | 0:50:18 | |
Where? | 0:50:23 | 0:50:25 | |
He's here in the bar. | 0:50:25 | 0:50:27 | |
Say hello, Harvey. | 0:50:33 | 0:50:36 | |
I told you so. | 0:50:41 | 0:50:44 | |
"The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down." | 0:51:05 | 0:51:08 | |
Quite a loony selection for a group of drunken | 0:51:08 | 0:51:12 | |
reprobates. | 0:51:12 | 0:51:14 | |
He's here! | 0:51:20 | 0:51:22 | |
LAUGHS | 0:51:24 | 0:51:25 | |
Stop that laughing. | 0:51:26 | 0:51:29 | |
Remember what happened last time?! | 0:51:33 | 0:51:36 | |
If you don't stop laughing, | 0:51:36 | 0:51:38 | |
you'll end up dead like your hyena cousins. | 0:51:38 | 0:51:41 | |
Boss, you want us to | 0:51:41 | 0:51:43 | |
disresemble the place? | 0:51:43 | 0:51:45 | |
No, Sergeant. | 0:51:45 | 0:51:47 | |
Disassembling the place won't be necessary. | 0:51:47 | 0:51:51 | |
The rabbit is going to come right to me. | 0:51:51 | 0:51:55 | |
No toon | 0:51:58 | 0:52:00 | |
can resist the old shave-and-a-haircut trick. | 0:52:00 | 0:52:04 | |
TAPS SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT | 0:52:05 | 0:52:07 | |
I don't know who's toonier, you or Doom. | 0:52:11 | 0:52:14 | |
Roger. | 0:52:15 | 0:52:17 | |
Roger. Roger. | 0:52:19 | 0:52:21 | |
Roger, no! | 0:52:22 | 0:52:23 | |
Shave and a haircut. | 0:52:32 | 0:52:35 | |
Two bits! | 0:52:37 | 0:52:39 | |
Hey, | 0:52:41 | 0:52:43 | |
Judge, what shall we do with the wallflower? | 0:52:43 | 0:52:47 | |
We'll see to him later. | 0:52:47 | 0:52:49 | |
Right now, I feel like dispensing some justice. | 0:52:49 | 0:52:54 | |
Bring me some dip! | 0:52:54 | 0:52:56 | |
Argh! | 0:52:56 | 0:52:58 | |
SHIVERS | 0:52:58 | 0:53:00 | |
Does the condemned wish to speak before his sentence is carried out? | 0:53:00 | 0:53:06 | |
Yeah... | 0:53:06 | 0:53:08 | |
Dolores, bourbon, and make it a double. | 0:53:11 | 0:53:15 | |
Fine time to drink. Would you like some pretzels? | 0:53:15 | 0:53:19 | |
Just pour the drink. | 0:53:19 | 0:53:21 | |
Hey, Judge! | 0:53:26 | 0:53:29 | |
Doesn't a dying rabbit deserve a last request? | 0:53:29 | 0:53:32 | |
Nose plugs'd be nice. | 0:53:32 | 0:53:34 | |
I think you want a drink. | 0:53:34 | 0:53:36 | |
How about it, Judge? | 0:53:38 | 0:53:40 | |
Why not? I don't mind prolonging the execution. | 0:53:40 | 0:53:44 | |
Happy trails. | 0:53:44 | 0:53:48 | |
No, thanks. I'm trying to cut down. | 0:53:45 | 0:53:48 | |
Drink it! | 0:53:48 | 0:53:51 | |
-No. -He doesn't want it. | 0:53:49 | 0:53:51 | |
You do. | 0:53:51 | 0:53:54 | |
I don't. | 0:53:53 | 0:53:54 | |
-Do! -Don't. -You don't. | 0:53:54 | 0:53:56 | |
-I do. -You don't. | 0:53:56 | 0:53:59 | |
-I do. -You don't. -Listen, | 0:53:57 | 0:53:59 | |
when I say I do, I do. | 0:53:59 | 0:54:01 | |
LOUD WHISTLE | 0:54:19 | 0:54:20 | |
Got you. | 0:54:39 | 0:54:41 | |
Come on, Eddie, | 0:54:45 | 0:54:47 | |
let's get out of here! | 0:54:47 | 0:54:49 | |
Move it! Yikes! | 0:54:49 | 0:54:51 | |
That was quick thinking, Eddie. | 0:54:51 | 0:54:54 | |
That was using the old spine flower. | 0:54:54 | 0:54:57 | |
Roger! | 0:54:57 | 0:54:58 | |
Let's use this! | 0:54:58 | 0:55:00 | |
Go! Why are you waiting? | 0:55:00 | 0:55:04 | |
There's no key. | 0:55:02 | 0:55:04 | |
Weasels, let me out of here! I gotta make a living | 0:55:04 | 0:55:08 | |
Benny, is that you? | 0:55:08 | 0:55:10 | |
No, it's Eleanor Roosevelt. | 0:55:10 | 0:55:12 | |
Roger, get me out of here! | 0:55:12 | 0:55:14 | |
Eddie, we got ourselves a ride. | 0:55:14 | 0:55:17 | |
Open the doors! | 0:55:17 | 0:55:19 | |
That's better! They locked me up for driving on a sidewalk. | 0:55:25 | 0:55:30 | |
Eddie, get in! | 0:55:30 | 0:55:31 | |
It was just a few miles. | 0:55:31 | 0:55:33 | |
I'll drive. | 0:55:33 | 0:55:37 | |
I wanna drive. | 0:55:34 | 0:55:37 | |
I'll drive! | 0:55:35 | 0:55:37 | |
I'm the cab. Outta my way, pencil neck! | 0:55:37 | 0:55:40 | |
How about this weather, huh? | 0:55:40 | 0:55:42 | |
It never rains! | 0:55:42 | 0:55:44 | |
They sprung the cab! Let's go! | 0:55:45 | 0:55:48 | |
Those Brooklyn Dodgers - are they bums or what? | 0:55:48 | 0:55:51 | |
Move over. I'm driving! | 0:55:51 | 0:55:54 | |
SIREN WAILS | 0:55:54 | 0:55:56 | |
Benny, we got company! | 0:55:56 | 0:55:58 | |
Look at these. Excuse me. | 0:55:58 | 0:56:00 | |
That's what I call road hogs! | 0:56:02 | 0:56:04 | |
I'm gonna blow his head off! | 0:56:04 | 0:56:06 | |
Watch the Red Car! | 0:56:06 | 0:56:08 | |
Argh! | 0:56:08 | 0:56:09 | |
Aaaarrrggghhh! | 0:56:16 | 0:56:18 | |
Benny, there's cops right behind us! | 0:56:18 | 0:56:22 | |
Not for long, Roger. | 0:56:22 | 0:56:24 | |
Now they're right in front of us. | 0:56:24 | 0:56:26 | |
Eddie, turn us around! | 0:56:28 | 0:56:30 | |
Give me the wheel! | 0:56:30 | 0:56:32 | |
They're on our tail! | 0:56:36 | 0:56:40 | |
I know they are. Do you think I'm... | 0:56:38 | 0:56:40 | |
Argh! | 0:56:40 | 0:56:43 | |
Pull the lever! | 0:56:43 | 0:56:45 | |
Which one?! | 0:56:45 | 0:56:47 | |
Which one! | 0:56:47 | 0:56:49 | |
I'm gonna ram 'em. | 0:56:49 | 0:56:51 | |
I'm getting too old for this! | 0:56:57 | 0:56:59 | |
Jeepers! | 0:57:06 | 0:57:07 | |
What's the middle of a song called? | 0:57:07 | 0:57:10 | |
A bridge! | 0:57:10 | 0:57:11 | |
Where can I drop you? | 0:57:15 | 0:57:18 | |
Somewhere we can hide. | 0:57:16 | 0:57:18 | |
I know just the place. | 0:57:18 | 0:57:20 | |
If you ever need a ride, just stick out your thumb. | 0:57:20 | 0:57:25 | |
Share the road, will ya, lady?! | 0:57:25 | 0:57:27 | |
'Ah. Now that wasn't so bad, was it?' | 0:57:27 | 0:57:32 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:57:32 | 0:57:34 | |
ROGER LAUGHS | 0:57:40 | 0:57:42 | |
Did you see that? Nobody takes a wallop like Goofy. | 0:57:46 | 0:57:50 | |
What timing. What finesse. What a genius. | 0:57:50 | 0:57:53 | |
Ouch! | 0:57:53 | 0:57:55 | |
We're supposed to be hiding. | 0:57:55 | 0:57:58 | |
What's wrong with you? | 0:57:58 | 0:58:01 | |
What's wrong with you? | 0:57:59 | 0:58:01 | |
You're the only one not laughing. | 0:58:01 | 0:58:04 | |
Can nothing permeate your impervious puss? | 0:58:04 | 0:58:08 | |
Eddie? Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl! | 0:58:08 | 0:58:10 | |
Boy, nothing. | 0:58:10 | 0:58:12 | |
What happened to you to turn you into a sourpuss? | 0:58:12 | 0:58:16 | |
You wanna know? | 0:58:16 | 0:58:18 | |
I'll tell you. A toon killed my brother. | 0:58:18 | 0:58:21 | |
A toon? No. | 0:58:21 | 0:58:23 | |
That's right. A toon. | 0:58:23 | 0:58:25 | |
We were investigating a robbery at the Bank of Toontown. | 0:58:26 | 0:58:31 | |
Back then, me and Teddy liked working Toontown. It was a laugh. | 0:58:31 | 0:58:36 | |
Anyway, | 0:58:36 | 0:58:38 | |
this guy | 0:58:38 | 0:58:40 | |
got away with a zillion simoleons. | 0:58:40 | 0:58:43 | |
We trailed him to a little dive on Yockster Street. | 0:58:45 | 0:58:49 | |
We went in. | 0:58:49 | 0:58:51 | |
Only he got the drop on us. | 0:58:53 | 0:58:55 | |
Literally. | 0:58:55 | 0:58:57 | |
Dropped a piano on us from fifteen stories. | 0:58:57 | 0:59:01 | |
Broke my arm. | 0:59:02 | 0:59:04 | |
Teddy never made it. | 0:59:04 | 0:59:06 | |
I never did find out who that guy was. | 0:59:08 | 0:59:11 | |
All I remember was him standing over me, laughing, | 0:59:11 | 0:59:15 | |
with those burning red eyes | 0:59:15 | 0:59:18 | |
and that high, squeaky voice. | 0:59:18 | 0:59:21 | |
He disappeared into Toontown after that. | 0:59:23 | 0:59:26 | |
No wonder you hate me. | 0:59:28 | 0:59:30 | |
If a toon killed my brother, | 0:59:30 | 0:59:33 | |
I'd hate me, too. | 0:59:33 | 0:59:35 | |
Come on. Don't cry. I don't hate you. | 0:59:35 | 0:59:38 | |
Yes, you do. | 0:59:38 | 0:59:41 | |
No, I don't. | 0:59:39 | 0:59:41 | |
You do. Otherwise you wouldn't have yanked my ears. | 0:59:41 | 0:59:45 | |
I'm sorry I yanked your ears. | 0:59:45 | 0:59:48 | |
All the times you yanked my ears? | 0:59:48 | 0:59:50 | |
All the times I yanked your ears. | 0:59:50 | 0:59:53 | |
Apology accepted. Put her there, pal. I feel better. | 0:59:53 | 0:59:57 | |
Oh, boy! | 0:59:57 | 0:59:59 | |
I hope it's a cartoon. Jeepers! | 0:59:59 | 1:00:02 | |
Another stupid newsreel. | 1:00:02 | 1:00:04 | |
I hate the news. | 1:00:04 | 1:00:07 | |
Did you get all my stuff? | 1:00:07 | 1:00:09 | |
Yes. It's all packed up in the car outside. | 1:00:09 | 1:00:13 | |
I would've been here sooner, but I had to shake the weasels. | 1:00:13 | 1:00:17 | |
Yeah. | 1:00:17 | 1:00:19 | |
I'm sorry about the trouble in the bar. | 1:00:19 | 1:00:23 | |
Stuffing olives for a living wasn't for me, anyway. | 1:00:23 | 1:00:27 | |
Dolores? | 1:00:27 | 1:00:29 | |
You oughta find yourself a good man. | 1:00:33 | 1:00:36 | |
But I already have a good man. | 1:00:38 | 1:00:41 | |
Ohhhhhhh! | 1:00:43 | 1:00:45 | |
P-P-P-lease, don't mind me. | 1:00:48 | 1:00:51 | |
You better get going. | 1:00:53 | 1:00:55 | |
'This miss says it's as good as a smile. | 1:00:58 | 1:01:01 | |
'California Cloverleaf... ' | 1:01:01 | 1:01:03 | |
I'm glad Teddy can't see me running away with my tail between my legs. | 1:01:03 | 1:01:09 | |
It's OK, once you get used to it. | 1:01:09 | 1:01:11 | |
'..the Pacific Red Car Trolley Line and Maroon Cartoon Studios. | 1:01:11 | 1:01:17 | |
'RK Maroon is seen clinching the deal with Cloverleaf. | 1:01:17 | 1:01:21 | |
'One of the biggest real estate deals in California history.' | 1:01:21 | 1:01:27 | |
That's it! That's the connection. | 1:01:27 | 1:01:30 | |
Forget it. | 1:01:38 | 1:01:40 | |
Nobody's here. | 1:01:40 | 1:01:43 | |
Are you scared? | 1:01:41 | 1:01:43 | |
Me scared? Don't be ridiculous. | 1:01:43 | 1:01:46 | |
TEETH CHATTER | 1:01:46 | 1:01:48 | |
You told Maroon you had the will, but you don't. | 1:01:48 | 1:01:52 | |
When he finds out, he'll be mad. | 1:01:52 | 1:01:54 | |
He might try to kill you. | 1:01:54 | 1:01:59 | |
I can handle a Hollywood cream puff. | 1:01:56 | 1:01:59 | |
I don't want the odds to change. Cover me. | 1:01:59 | 1:02:02 | |
If you hear or see anything, beep the horn twice. | 1:02:02 | 1:02:06 | |
That's it. Beep the horn twice. Cover him. | 1:02:06 | 1:02:10 | |
I'm ready. Dukes up. Eyes peeled. Ears to the ground. | 1:02:10 | 1:02:14 | |
Nobody gets the drop on Roger Rabbit. | 1:02:14 | 1:02:17 | |
What's up, doc? | 1:02:38 | 1:02:40 | |
I nearly had a heart attack. | 1:02:40 | 1:02:42 | |
You need a heart first. | 1:02:42 | 1:02:44 | |
You got the will? | 1:02:44 | 1:02:46 | |
Sure. | 1:02:46 | 1:02:48 | |
I got the will. | 1:02:48 | 1:02:50 | |
Do you have the way? | 1:02:51 | 1:02:53 | |
Because it ain't gonna come cheap. | 1:02:53 | 1:02:56 | |
You got brass, coming here by yourself. | 1:02:56 | 1:03:01 | |
Who said I'm by myself? | 1:02:59 | 1:03:01 | |
Let me see that will. | 1:03:12 | 1:03:17 | |
I got it. | 1:03:14 | 1:03:17 | |
I wanna see it now! | 1:03:15 | 1:03:17 | |
"How do I love thee? | 1:03:20 | 1:03:22 | |
"Let me count the ways." | 1:03:22 | 1:03:24 | |
Is this a joke? | 1:03:24 | 1:03:26 | |
No, this is. | 1:03:26 | 1:03:28 | |
Get up. | 1:03:32 | 1:03:34 | |
What will you do to me, Valiant? | 1:03:34 | 1:03:37 | |
I'm gonna listen to you spin the Cloverleaf scenario. | 1:03:37 | 1:03:41 | |
The story of greed, sex and murder. | 1:03:41 | 1:03:44 | |
And the parts that I don't like, | 1:03:44 | 1:03:47 | |
I'm going to edit out. | 1:03:47 | 1:03:49 | |
You're wrong. I'm a cartoon maker, | 1:03:49 | 1:03:52 | |
not a murderer! | 1:03:52 | 1:03:55 | |
Everyone has a hobby. | 1:03:53 | 1:03:55 | |
Stop it! Stop it! | 1:03:56 | 1:03:58 | |
I could've sold my studio. | 1:03:58 | 1:04:00 | |
Cloverleaf wouldn't buy unless Acme sold them his. | 1:04:00 | 1:04:04 | |
The bastard wouldn't sell. | 1:04:04 | 1:04:06 | |
I was gonna blackmail Acme with the pictures. | 1:04:06 | 1:04:10 | |
Blackmail, that's all. I've been around toons all my life. | 1:04:10 | 1:04:13 | |
I don't want to see 'em destroyed. | 1:04:13 | 1:04:17 | |
Destroyed? Why? | 1:04:15 | 1:04:17 | |
They'll kill me. | 1:04:17 | 1:04:20 | |
I'll kill you! | 1:04:18 | 1:04:20 | |
Unless Acme's will shows by midnight tonight, | 1:04:20 | 1:04:23 | |
Toontown will be land for the free ... | 1:04:23 | 1:04:26 | |
Roger! | 1:04:50 | 1:04:52 | |
SNORING | 1:05:53 | 1:05:55 | |
What in the Sam Hill? | 1:05:55 | 1:05:57 | |
Eddie Valiant. You're a sight for sore eyes. | 1:05:57 | 1:06:01 | |
I ain't seen you for five years. | 1:06:01 | 1:06:04 | |
Where you been? | 1:06:04 | 1:06:06 | |
Drunk. | 1:06:06 | 1:06:07 | |
Feeling frisky tonight, fellas? | 1:06:07 | 1:06:10 | |
Yeah! | 1:06:10 | 1:06:12 | |
Let's go. | 1:06:12 | 1:06:14 | |
CHEERING | 1:06:14 | 1:06:16 | |
Umm! | 1:06:39 | 1:06:41 | |
NATIVE AMERICAN YELL | 1:06:41 | 1:06:43 | |
# Smile, darn you, smile | 1:07:12 | 1:07:16 | |
# You know this old world | 1:07:16 | 1:07:18 | |
# Is a great world after all | 1:07:18 | 1:07:22 | |
# Smile, darn you, smile | 1:07:22 | 1:07:26 | |
# And right away watch Lady Luck Pay you a call | 1:07:26 | 1:07:30 | |
# Things are never quite as black As they are painted | 1:07:30 | 1:07:35 | |
# Time for you and joy To get acquainted | 1:07:35 | 1:07:39 | |
Hi, Eddie. | 1:07:37 | 1:07:39 | |
Hi, Eddie. | 1:07:39 | 1:07:40 | |
Hi, Eddie. | 1:07:40 | 1:07:41 | |
Bye, Eddie. | 1:07:41 | 1:07:43 | |
BANG! | 1:07:43 | 1:07:45 | |
SIREN WAILS | 1:07:51 | 1:07:53 | |
Tally ho! | 1:07:53 | 1:07:55 | |
Tally ho! | 1:07:55 | 1:07:57 | |
SHOUTING | 1:07:57 | 1:07:59 | |
TWEETING | 1:08:04 | 1:08:06 | |
Get outta here! | 1:08:06 | 1:08:09 | |
Going up, sir? | 1:08:20 | 1:08:22 | |
Argh! | 1:08:23 | 1:08:25 | |
Mind the step, sir. | 1:08:25 | 1:08:28 | |
Hold on, sir. | 1:08:30 | 1:08:32 | |
Your floor, sir. | 1:08:39 | 1:08:42 | |
Have a good day, sir. | 1:08:43 | 1:08:46 | |
Gotcha. | 1:08:51 | 1:08:52 | |
A ma-an?! | 1:08:55 | 1:08:57 | |
Yoo-hoo! Lover boy! | 1:09:05 | 1:09:07 | |
It's Lena Hyena. | 1:09:07 | 1:09:09 | |
Argh! | 1:09:12 | 1:09:14 | |
Argh! | 1:09:16 | 1:09:18 | |
Aaaarrrrrggghhhh! | 1:09:18 | 1:09:20 | |
Oh, wook, piggies! | 1:09:25 | 1:09:27 | |
Hi, Tweetie. | 1:09:27 | 1:09:29 | |
This piggy went to market. | 1:09:29 | 1:09:31 | |
This piggy stayed at home. | 1:09:31 | 1:09:33 | |
This piggy had roast beef. And | 1:09:33 | 1:09:35 | |
this piggy had... | 1:09:35 | 1:09:37 | |
Argh! | 1:09:37 | 1:09:39 | |
Ran out of piggies. | 1:09:39 | 1:09:40 | |
Argh! | 1:09:40 | 1:09:42 | |
What's up, doc? Jumping without a parachute is kinda dangerous. | 1:09:44 | 1:09:50 | |
You could get killed. | 1:09:50 | 1:09:52 | |
You guys got a spare? | 1:09:52 | 1:09:54 | |
Bugs does. | 1:09:54 | 1:09:57 | |
I don't think you want it. | 1:09:55 | 1:09:57 | |
I do! Give it to me! | 1:09:57 | 1:09:59 | |
Better let him have it, Bugs. | 1:09:59 | 1:10:03 | |
OK, doc. Whatever you say. | 1:10:01 | 1:10:03 | |
Here's the spare. | 1:10:03 | 1:10:05 | |
Thank you. | 1:10:05 | 1:10:07 | |
Oh, no! | 1:10:08 | 1:10:10 | |
Argh! | 1:10:10 | 1:10:12 | |
Poor fella. | 1:10:12 | 1:10:13 | |
Ain't I a stinker? | 1:10:13 | 1:10:15 | |
Argh! | 1:10:15 | 1:10:17 | |
My man! | 1:10:17 | 1:10:19 | |
Urgh! | 1:10:19 | 1:10:21 | |
Come to Lena! | 1:10:25 | 1:10:26 | |
Ooh! | 1:10:32 | 1:10:34 | |
Toons. Gets them every time. | 1:10:34 | 1:10:36 | |
HE SNEEZES | 1:10:52 | 1:10:56 | |
Gesundheit. | 1:10:53 | 1:10:56 | |
Thank you. | 1:10:54 | 1:10:56 | |
Valiant! | 1:10:56 | 1:10:58 | |
I always knew I'd get it in Toontown. | 1:11:02 | 1:11:05 | |
Behind you! | 1:11:05 | 1:11:07 | |
Drop it, lady! | 1:11:09 | 1:11:12 | |
You don't trust me? | 1:11:10 | 1:11:12 | |
I don't trust anybody or anything. | 1:11:12 | 1:11:16 | |
Not even your own eyes? | 1:11:14 | 1:11:16 | |
That gun killed Maroon. Doom used it. | 1:11:16 | 1:11:19 | |
Doom? | 1:11:19 | 1:11:23 | |
I followed him, but I was too late to stop him. | 1:11:20 | 1:11:23 | |
Right! You'll never stop me! | 1:11:23 | 1:11:26 | |
You're both dead! | 1:11:26 | 1:11:28 | |
Doom! | 1:11:28 | 1:11:29 | |
Which way did he go? | 1:11:31 | 1:11:33 | |
I don't know! He went that-a-way! | 1:11:33 | 1:11:37 | |
Let's go! | 1:11:35 | 1:11:37 | |
Dumdums! | 1:11:37 | 1:11:40 | |
Come on. | 1:11:38 | 1:11:40 | |
Oh, no. Where's Roger? | 1:11:41 | 1:11:43 | |
He chickened out at the studio. | 1:11:43 | 1:11:46 | |
No. I hit him with a frying pan so he wouldn't get hurt. | 1:11:46 | 1:11:50 | |
Makes perfect sense. | 1:11:50 | 1:11:54 | |
My car won't get us anywhere. | 1:11:51 | 1:11:54 | |
Let's take yours. | 1:11:54 | 1:11:55 | |
I got a feeling somebody already did. | 1:11:55 | 1:11:59 | |
It looks like it was Roger. | 1:11:59 | 1:12:01 | |
He was never very good behind the wheel. | 1:12:01 | 1:12:04 | |
Better lover than a driver? | 1:12:04 | 1:12:08 | |
You better believe it. | 1:12:06 | 1:12:08 | |
The weasels! We'll take Gingerbread Lane. | 1:12:08 | 1:12:12 | |
Gingerbread Lane's this way. | 1:12:12 | 1:12:14 | |
So, Valiant, you call a cab or what? | 1:12:14 | 1:12:18 | |
Hubba, hubba! | 1:12:18 | 1:12:19 | |
Allow me, mademoiselle! | 1:12:19 | 1:12:22 | |
How long have you known it was Doom? | 1:12:25 | 1:12:28 | |
Before Acme was killed, | 1:12:26 | 1:12:28 | |
he told me Doom would stop at nothing to own Toontown. | 1:12:28 | 1:12:33 | |
He gave you the will? | 1:12:33 | 1:12:38 | |
Yes, but when I opened the envelope, the paper was blank. | 1:12:34 | 1:12:38 | |
A joker to the end. | 1:12:38 | 1:12:40 | |
Where to? My meter's running. | 1:12:40 | 1:12:43 | |
I must find Roger. I'm worried about him. | 1:12:43 | 1:12:46 | |
Seriously, what do you see in him? | 1:12:46 | 1:12:49 | |
He makes me laugh. | 1:12:49 | 1:12:51 | |
Aaaarrrrggggghhhhh! | 1:12:58 | 1:13:00 | |
Argh! | 1:13:00 | 1:13:02 | |
I've been dipped! | 1:13:02 | 1:13:04 | |
What an unfortunate accident. | 1:13:09 | 1:13:12 | |
Nothing worse than a slippery road | 1:13:12 | 1:13:15 | |
especially when driving in a toon vehicle. | 1:13:15 | 1:13:19 | |
Good work, boss. | 1:13:21 | 1:13:23 | |
Don't stand there, help them. | 1:13:23 | 1:13:25 | |
Put them in my car. I think they'll | 1:13:25 | 1:13:28 | |
enjoy the ribbon-cutting at the Acme factory. | 1:13:28 | 1:13:32 | |
We searched Valiant, boss. The will ain't on him. | 1:13:45 | 1:13:49 | |
Frisk the woman! | 1:13:49 | 1:13:51 | |
I'll handle this one. | 1:13:51 | 1:13:53 | |
Yargh! | 1:13:56 | 1:13:57 | |
Ow! Oh! | 1:13:57 | 1:13:59 | |
Nice booby trap. | 1:13:59 | 1:14:00 | |
Ow! | 1:14:00 | 1:14:02 | |
LAUGHTER | 1:14:05 | 1:14:08 | |
Do they have the will? | 1:14:10 | 1:14:12 | |
Just a stupid love letter. | 1:14:12 | 1:14:14 | |
I doubt if the will will show up in the next 15 minutes. | 1:14:14 | 1:14:19 | |
What happens then? | 1:14:19 | 1:14:22 | |
Toontown will be legally mine, | 1:14:20 | 1:14:22 | |
lock, stock and barrel. | 1:14:22 | 1:14:24 | |
TYRES SCREECH | 1:14:24 | 1:14:26 | |
Benny, is that you? | 1:14:30 | 1:14:32 | |
No, it's Shirley Temple. | 1:14:32 | 1:14:34 | |
Argh! Oh! Ee! | 1:14:34 | 1:14:37 | |
Jeepers! What happened? | 1:14:37 | 1:14:39 | |
Doom took your wife and Valiant to the Acme factory. | 1:14:39 | 1:14:43 | |
I know where that is. Get in. | 1:14:43 | 1:14:45 | |
Move over. You've done enough driving. | 1:14:45 | 1:14:49 | |
Toontown is on the other side of the wall, boss. | 1:14:50 | 1:14:54 | |
The successful conclusion of this case | 1:14:54 | 1:14:57 | |
draws the curtains on my career as a Toontown jurist. | 1:14:57 | 1:15:01 | |
I have a new role in the private sector. | 1:15:01 | 1:15:04 | |
With Cloverleaf Industries, by any chance? | 1:15:04 | 1:15:08 | |
I am the sole stockholder. | 1:15:08 | 1:15:11 | |
Go for the cops. I'll save my wife. | 1:15:15 | 1:15:18 | |
Careful with that gun. This ain't a cartoon. | 1:15:18 | 1:15:22 | |
This is no way to make a living. | 1:15:22 | 1:15:24 | |
Wouldn't you know? Locked. | 1:15:27 | 1:15:29 | |
TOILET FLUSHES | 1:15:31 | 1:15:33 | |
Can you guess what this is? | 1:15:38 | 1:15:40 | |
Oh, my... | 1:15:42 | 1:15:44 | |
God! It's DIP! | 1:15:44 | 1:15:47 | |
Yes. Enough to dip Toontown off the face of the earth! | 1:15:47 | 1:15:51 | |
A vehicle of my own design. | 1:15:54 | 1:15:57 | |
5,000 gallons of heated dip, | 1:15:57 | 1:15:59 | |
pumped at enormous velocity through a pressurised water cannon. | 1:15:59 | 1:16:04 | |
Toontown will be erased in a matter of minutes. | 1:16:04 | 1:16:09 | |
I suppose you think no-one | 1:16:10 | 1:16:12 | |
will notice Toontown has disappeared? | 1:16:12 | 1:16:15 | |
Who'll have time to think about talking mice | 1:16:15 | 1:16:18 | |
when driving by at 75 mph? | 1:16:18 | 1:16:22 | |
What do you mean? | 1:16:20 | 1:16:22 | |
There's no road past Toontown. | 1:16:22 | 1:16:25 | |
Not yet. | 1:16:24 | 1:16:25 | |
A couple of months ago, I stumbled upon a plan of the city council's. | 1:16:25 | 1:16:30 | |
A construction plan of epic proportions. | 1:16:30 | 1:16:34 | |
They are calling it a freeway. | 1:16:34 | 1:16:38 | |
A freeway? | 1:16:36 | 1:16:38 | |
What the hell is a freeway? | 1:16:38 | 1:16:41 | |
Eight lanes of | 1:16:39 | 1:16:41 | |
shimmering cement from here to Pasadena. | 1:16:41 | 1:16:44 | |
Smooth, safe, fast. Traffic jams will be a thing of the past. | 1:16:44 | 1:16:49 | |
You killed Acme and Maroon for this freeway? | 1:16:49 | 1:16:53 | |
I don't get it. | 1:16:53 | 1:16:56 | |
You lack vision. | 1:16:54 | 1:16:56 | |
But I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. | 1:16:56 | 1:17:01 | |
On and off! Off and on! | 1:17:01 | 1:17:03 | |
All day! All night! | 1:17:03 | 1:17:05 | |
Soon, | 1:17:05 | 1:17:07 | |
where Toontown once stood will be a string of gas stations, | 1:17:07 | 1:17:11 | |
cheap motels, restaurants that serve rapidly-prepared food, | 1:17:11 | 1:17:17 | |
tyre salons, automobile dealerships, | 1:17:17 | 1:17:20 | |
and wonderful, wonderful billboards | 1:17:20 | 1:17:24 | |
reaching as far as the eye can see. | 1:17:24 | 1:17:27 | |
My God! | 1:17:29 | 1:17:31 | |
It'll be beautiful. | 1:17:31 | 1:17:34 | |
Come on! | 1:17:32 | 1:17:34 | |
Nobody'll drive when they can take the Red Car for a nickel. | 1:17:34 | 1:17:39 | |
They'll drive. | 1:17:37 | 1:17:39 | |
They'll have to. You see, I bought the Red Car so I could dismantle it. | 1:17:39 | 1:17:45 | |
RUMBLING | 1:17:45 | 1:17:47 | |
What the...? | 1:17:47 | 1:17:49 | |
Aarrrgghh! | 1:17:50 | 1:17:51 | |
Argh! | 1:17:55 | 1:17:57 | |
OK. Nobody move. | 1:17:57 | 1:17:59 | |
Grab some sky or I let the judge have it. | 1:17:59 | 1:18:03 | |
Drop it! | 1:18:03 | 1:18:06 | |
Roger, darling! | 1:18:04 | 1:18:06 | |
I'd love to embrace you, but I have to satisfy my moral outrage. | 1:18:06 | 1:18:11 | |
Put that gun down, you buck-toothed fool! | 1:18:11 | 1:18:15 | |
Give me an excuse to shoot you. | 1:18:15 | 1:18:17 | |
You thought you'd get away with it. | 1:18:17 | 1:18:20 | |
Toons may act idiotic, but we want justice. | 1:18:20 | 1:18:23 | |
The meaning of the word probably hits you like a ton of bricks. | 1:18:23 | 1:18:29 | |
Roger! | 1:18:30 | 1:18:31 | |
Roger, say something. | 1:18:32 | 1:18:34 | |
Look, stars! | 1:18:34 | 1:18:37 | |
Ready when you are, Raoul. | 1:18:37 | 1:18:40 | |
Tie the lovebirds up. | 1:18:40 | 1:18:42 | |
Put them on that hook! Use that toon rope. | 1:18:50 | 1:18:53 | |
Time to kill the rabbit! | 1:18:53 | 1:18:56 | |
Roger, you were magnificent. | 1:19:01 | 1:19:03 | |
Was I really? | 1:19:03 | 1:19:06 | |
Better than Goofy. | 1:19:04 | 1:19:06 | |
Roger, I want you to know I love you. | 1:19:18 | 1:19:21 | |
I've loved you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit. | 1:19:21 | 1:19:26 | |
It's over, Mr Valiant. | 1:19:26 | 1:19:28 | |
WEASELS LAUGH | 1:19:37 | 1:19:40 | |
Look out! | 1:19:44 | 1:19:45 | |
Not so fast. | 1:19:45 | 1:19:49 | |
One of these days, | 1:19:47 | 1:19:49 | |
you'll laugh yourselves to death. | 1:19:49 | 1:19:52 | |
Shall I repose of him now, boss? | 1:19:56 | 1:19:58 | |
Let him watch the toons get dipped, then shoot him. | 1:19:58 | 1:20:03 | |
With pleasure. | 1:20:05 | 1:20:06 | |
Everything's funny to you, ain't it? | 1:20:12 | 1:20:15 | |
You got a problem | 1:20:15 | 1:20:17 | |
with that, Valiant? | 1:20:17 | 1:20:19 | |
No. I just want you to know something about the guy you're | 1:20:19 | 1:20:23 | |
gonna dip! | 1:20:23 | 1:20:25 | |
MUSIC: "THE MERRY-GO-ROUND BROKE DOWN" | 1:20:25 | 1:20:28 | |
# Roger is his name Laughter is his game | 1:20:31 | 1:20:34 | |
# Untie his rope And watch him go insane... # | 1:20:34 | 1:20:36 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 1:20:42 | 1:20:43 | |
He's lost his mind. | 1:20:48 | 1:20:51 | |
I don't think so. | 1:20:49 | 1:20:51 | |
# This singing ain't my line | 1:20:54 | 1:20:56 | |
# It's tough to make a rhyme | 1:20:56 | 1:20:57 | |
# If I get stuck... I'm out of luck... # | 1:20:57 | 1:21:00 | |
I'm running out of time! | 1:21:00 | 1:21:03 | |
Thanks. | 1:21:03 | 1:21:04 | |
WEASELS LAUGH | 1:21:08 | 1:21:10 | |
Hey, Eddie, keep it up. You're killing 'em. | 1:21:30 | 1:21:33 | |
Slaying 'em. Knocking 'em dead. | 1:21:33 | 1:21:36 | |
# I'm done with taking falls Bouncing off the walls | 1:21:43 | 1:21:46 | |
# Without that gun I'd have some fun | 1:21:46 | 1:21:48 | |
# I'd kick you in the... # | 1:21:48 | 1:21:49 | |
Nose! | 1:21:49 | 1:21:51 | |
Nose? That don't rhyme with walls. | 1:21:51 | 1:21:54 | |
No, but this does. | 1:21:54 | 1:21:55 | |
Oh, no! | 1:22:14 | 1:22:15 | |
That was close. | 1:22:17 | 1:22:19 | |
Bye-bye! | 1:22:27 | 1:22:29 | |
It's coming back! | 1:22:30 | 1:22:32 | |
This is it! | 1:22:49 | 1:22:50 | |
This isn't it! | 1:22:50 | 1:22:52 | |
# Wicked witchcraft | 1:23:08 | 1:23:10 | |
# And although | 1:23:11 | 1:23:15 | |
# I know it's strictly taboo | 1:23:15 | 1:23:20 | |
# When you... # | 1:23:21 | 1:23:23 | |
Don't move. | 1:23:45 | 1:23:46 | |
No! No! | 1:23:49 | 1:23:51 | |
Oh, no! | 1:24:52 | 1:24:54 | |
Quit playing around! | 1:25:00 | 1:25:02 | |
P-P-Please! | 1:25:03 | 1:25:04 | |
I wasn't worried. You? | 1:25:08 | 1:25:10 | |
Aah! Aah! | 1:25:16 | 1:25:18 | |
Hey, look! | 1:25:29 | 1:25:31 | |
Holy smoke! | 1:25:45 | 1:25:47 | |
He's a toon! | 1:25:47 | 1:25:48 | |
Surprised? | 1:25:48 | 1:25:51 | |
Not really. | 1:25:49 | 1:25:51 | |
Only a toon could cook up that lame freeway idea. | 1:25:51 | 1:25:55 | |
Not just any toon! | 1:25:55 | 1:25:57 | |
Remember me, Eddie?! | 1:26:14 | 1:26:17 | |
-HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: -When I killed your brother, I talked just like | 1:26:17 | 1:26:22 | |
this! | 1:26:22 | 1:26:23 | |
Jumping jeepers! | 1:26:31 | 1:26:33 | |
Oh, my goodness! | 1:26:40 | 1:26:41 | |
Argh! | 1:27:36 | 1:27:37 | |
Argh! | 1:27:42 | 1:27:43 | |
Goodbye! | 1:27:43 | 1:27:44 | |
Aaah! | 1:27:45 | 1:27:48 | |
I think | 1:27:52 | 1:27:53 | |
I'm gonna faint. | 1:27:53 | 1:27:55 | |
Argh! | 1:27:59 | 1:28:00 | |
No! | 1:28:01 | 1:28:02 | |
Argh! | 1:28:02 | 1:28:04 | |
Aaaarrrggghh! | 1:28:04 | 1:28:05 | |
I'm melting! Waaarrrgghhh! | 1:28:05 | 1:28:09 | |
Melting! Argh! | 1:28:09 | 1:28:11 | |
Aaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh! | 1:28:11 | 1:28:13 | |
I'm melting! | 1:28:13 | 1:28:14 | |
Melting! | 1:28:14 | 1:28:16 | |
Waaarrrggggghhhh! | 1:28:16 | 1:28:18 | |
Ohhhhhhh! | 1:28:18 | 1:28:20 | |
Eddie! | 1:28:26 | 1:28:28 | |
Do something! | 1:28:28 | 1:28:29 | |
Hurry up, Eddie! | 1:28:29 | 1:28:31 | |
Do something! | 1:28:31 | 1:28:33 | |
TRAIN WHISTLE | 1:28:57 | 1:28:59 | |
Eddie, there's dip everywhere! | 1:29:05 | 1:29:07 | |
How will we get down? | 1:29:07 | 1:29:09 | |
Jeepers! | 1:29:33 | 1:29:35 | |
That was a close shave. I thought our goose was cooked. | 1:29:35 | 1:29:40 | |
Oh! | 1:29:40 | 1:29:42 | |
My hero! Oh, honey bunny. | 1:29:42 | 1:29:45 | |
Oh, love cups! | 1:29:45 | 1:29:47 | |
Oh, Roger! | 1:29:48 | 1:29:50 | |
You were a pillar of strength. | 1:29:50 | 1:29:53 | |
SIRENS WAIL | 1:29:53 | 1:29:55 | |
Sister Mary Francis! | 1:29:56 | 1:29:58 | |
What happened here? | 1:29:58 | 1:30:00 | |
I've been a cab for 37 years! | 1:30:04 | 1:30:07 | |
I've never seen a mess like this. | 1:30:07 | 1:30:10 | |
Was that a mask? | 1:30:10 | 1:30:12 | |
Yeah. | 1:30:11 | 1:30:12 | |
This rope is from the safe dropped on Acme. | 1:30:12 | 1:30:16 | |
Your lab will find that paint's a perfect match. | 1:30:16 | 1:30:20 | |
Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme. | 1:30:20 | 1:30:24 | |
And RK Maroon. And my brother. | 1:30:21 | 1:30:24 | |
That's one seriously disturbed toon. | 1:30:24 | 1:30:27 | |
MUTTERING | 1:30:27 | 1:30:29 | |
Gosh! | 1:30:33 | 1:30:35 | |
I wonder who he was? | 1:30:35 | 1:30:37 | |
I can tell you he weren't no rabbit. | 1:30:37 | 1:30:41 | |
Or a duck. | 1:30:39 | 1:30:41 | |
-Or a dog. -Or a wooden boy. | 1:30:41 | 1:30:43 | |
-Or a sheep. -Or a woodpecker. -Or a pussy. | 1:30:43 | 1:30:46 | |
What's that? | 1:30:46 | 1:30:48 | |
Ink. That goof Acme squirted me with it the other night. | 1:30:48 | 1:30:52 | |
Why is it coming out now? | 1:30:52 | 1:30:58 | |
It's Acme's Disappearing-Reappearing Ink. | 1:30:54 | 1:30:58 | |
Boy, that Acme - what a genius! | 1:30:58 | 1:31:00 | |
Apple sauce! | 1:31:00 | 1:31:02 | |
A genius would leave his will where we'd find it. | 1:31:02 | 1:31:05 | |
Now we're just waiting for developers! | 1:31:05 | 1:31:08 | |
Roger, your letter to Jessica - | 1:31:08 | 1:31:11 | |
why don't you read it to her now? | 1:31:11 | 1:31:13 | |
Sure, Eddie. "Dear Jessica, how do I love thee? | 1:31:13 | 1:31:17 | |
"Let me count the ways. I, Marvin Acme, of sound mind and body... " | 1:31:17 | 1:31:22 | |
It's the will! | 1:31:22 | 1:31:24 | |
"..do hereby bequeath the property known as Toontown | 1:31:24 | 1:31:29 | |
"to those lovable characters, the toons!" | 1:31:29 | 1:31:32 | |
WILD CHEERING | 1:31:32 | 1:31:34 | |
Hooray for Eddie! | 1:31:40 | 1:31:41 | |
Hey, Eddie! | 1:31:41 | 1:31:43 | |
That was a funny dance you did for the weasels. | 1:31:43 | 1:31:47 | |
Are your days of being a sourpuss over? | 1:31:47 | 1:31:51 | |
Time will tell. | 1:31:49 | 1:31:51 | |
Put it there, pal. | 1:31:51 | 1:31:53 | |
BUZZER | 1:31:53 | 1:31:55 | |
ALL GASP | 1:31:58 | 1:32:00 | |
HE GULPS | 1:32:00 | 1:32:01 | |
Have you lost your sense of humour already? | 1:32:03 | 1:32:07 | |
Does this answer your question? | 1:32:09 | 1:32:11 | |
CHEERING | 1:32:16 | 1:32:18 | |
Roger, let's go home. | 1:32:18 | 1:32:20 | |
I'll bake you a carrot cake. | 1:32:20 | 1:32:22 | |
# Smile, darn you, smile | 1:32:24 | 1:32:28 | |
# You know this world Is a great one after all | 1:32:28 | 1:32:32 | |
# Smile, darn you, smile | 1:32:32 | 1:32:36 | |
# And right away watch Lady Luck Pay you a call | 1:32:36 | 1:32:41 | |
# Things are never black As they are painted | 1:32:41 | 1:32:46 | |
# Time for you and joy To get acquainted... # | 1:32:46 | 1:32:49 | |
M-M-M-Move along. | 1:32:49 | 1:32:51 | |
There's nothing to see. That's all, folks. | 1:32:51 | 1:32:54 | |
I like the sound of that. | 1:32:54 | 1:32:56 | |
Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-That's all, folks! | 1:32:56 | 1:32:59 |