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'I believe in the Church of Baseball. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
'I've tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
'I've worshipped Buddah, Allah, Bramah, trees, mushrooms and Isadora Duncan. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:33 | |
'I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a rosary and 108 stitches in a baseball. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:41 | |
'When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:46 | |
'But it didn't work out. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:51 | |
'There's no guilt in baseball, AND it's never boring, which makes it like sex. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:59 | |
'There's never been a ball player slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:07 | |
'Makin' love is like hittin' a baseball - you just gotta relax and concentrate. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:14 | |
'I'd never sleep with a player hittin' under .250. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
'You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:23 | |
'Sometimes when I get a guy alone | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
'I'll just read to him. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
'The guys are so sweet, they always listen. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
'Of course, a guy will listen to anything... | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
'if he thinks it's foreplay! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
'I make them feel confident. and they make me feel safe. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:46 | |
'What I give THEM lasts a lifetime, what they give ME lasts 142 games. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:52 | |
'Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:59 | |
'It's a long season and you gotta trust it. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:04 | |
'I've tried 'em all, and the only church that truly feeds the soul is the Church of Baseball.' | 0:03:04 | 0:03:12 | |
RECORD PLAYS: "Rock Around The Clock" | 0:03:14 | 0:03:20 | |
# Put your gladrags on, join me, hon We'll have some fun When the clock strikes one | 0:03:22 | 0:03:29 | |
# We're gonna rock around the clock tonight Gonna rock, gonna rock... # | 0:03:29 | 0:03:36 | |
He's a helluva guy! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Where's Ebby? | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
-Ain't he warming up? -No. His professional debut and he forgets! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:58 | |
-Better find him. -Seen Ebby? | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Nope. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
Ebby! | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Jeez. Game starts in four minutes, why ain't you warm? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:20 | |
I am warm! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
It's your professional debut. Guys would give their left nut for that! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:27 | |
And you're with some piece of ass! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
Skip, it is ME. I am NOT, quote, "some piece of ass", unquote. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:36 | |
Oh. Millie. Geez. Sorry. Didn't recognise you. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:42 | |
Don't take this personal, but if I catch you here again, you're banned. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:48 | |
You can't ban ME, 'cos my daddy donated the scoreboard. Ban me, and he'll take it away. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:55 | |
We don't need a scoreboard, we ain't scored any runs all year. Get out there! | 0:04:55 | 0:05:02 | |
-Boss, I got a question. -What? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
Think I need a nickname? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
-All the great ones have nicknames. What was the one you said? -Pokey! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:13 | |
-What do you think of Pokey? -You got three minutes! | 0:05:13 | 0:05:18 | |
-Time for another quickie! -You gotta get on the pitch! -We got three minutes! | 0:05:20 | 0:05:27 | |
INSTRUMENTAL: "Rock Around The Clock" | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
ANNOUNCER: The Clown Prince of Baseball! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
And now, the greatest show on dirt, your own DURHAM BULLS! APPLAUSE | 0:05:43 | 0:05:50 | |
I'm there. I'm ready. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
RADIO: 'The voice of The Durham Bulls, Teddy Garland.' | 0:06:01 | 0:06:06 | |
The Bulls lost their first 3 games, | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
but hope to win with the debut of Ebby Calvin LaLoosh. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:15 | |
-Stay out of the clubhouse. You'll get everybody in trouble. -I got lured. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:23 | |
Women do NOT get lured. They are too strong. Say, "I accept full responsibility for my actions." | 0:06:23 | 0:06:31 | |
-I accept full responsibility for my actions. -Better! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:36 | |
-Got your radar ready? -Ready. -Go. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
Lead-off hitter is Willie Foster. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
The young pitcher sometimes has problems with his control. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:49 | |
Damn! | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
One ball, no strike. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
No problem! Go get him - 1, 2, 3! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
-95 miles an hour. -That's great. He looks just great. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:24 | |
For the Peninsula Whitesox, Alan Holly. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:36 | |
-What's it say? -He's not bending his back on his follow-through. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:42 | |
Scotty. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
Take this to Ebby Calvin. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
Let's get down to it. How WAS Ebby Calvin LaLoosh? | 0:07:47 | 0:07:52 | |
Well, like he pitches, all over the place. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
# 1, 2, 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock rock | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
# 5, 6, 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock rock 9, 10, 11 o'clock, 12 o'clock rock | 0:07:59 | 0:08:04 | |
# We're gonna rock around the clock tonight! # | 0:08:04 | 0:08:09 | |
My! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
-He walked eighteen. -A new league record. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:34 | |
-Struck out eighteen. -ANOTHER new league record. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:38 | |
AND he hit the sports writers, the announcer, the bull mascot TWICE - also new league records! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:46 | |
But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:52 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah! -Serious shit. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:57 | |
Who are you? Who's he? | 0:09:01 | 0:09:05 | |
-The player to be named later. -Crash Davis. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
I'm Joe Riggins. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
You, Larry Hockett, SHOULD know me. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
You were pitchin' for El Paso, I was hitting for Shreveport. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:20 | |
You hung a curved ball on an oh-two pitch in a three-two game, and I tattooed it over the Michelin sign. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:30 | |
I remember! How you doin', man? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
I'm too old for this shit. Why the hell am I back in A-ball? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:39 | |
'Cos of Ebby Calvin LaLoosh. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
-Big club's got 100 grand in him. -He's got a million-dollar arm, but a five-cent head! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:49 | |
Last 5 pitches he threw were faster than the first five. The best I've seen in 30 years. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:56 | |
You've been around, you're smart. We want you to mature the kid. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:03 | |
We want you to room with him, stay on his case. He can go all the way. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:09 | |
-Yeah? Where can -I -go (?) | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
You'll get paid to do it. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
-Beats working at Sears. -< Sears sucks! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
I once worked there. Nasty work. Nasty. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:25 | |
-Even if it is the Carolina League, you can play every day. -You want a stable pony. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:32 | |
-No! -You want me to hold the flavour of the month's hand. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:37 | |
Fuck this fucking game. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
I fucking quit. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
I quit! | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
Who are we playing tomorrow? | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
Winston Salem. Batting practice 11.30. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:15 | |
How does it feel to get your first professional win? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
It feels out there. It's a major rush. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
I mean, it doesn't just feel out there, it feels OUT there. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:29 | |
-Kind of radical, you know. -He's hopeless! Utterly fucking hopeless. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:37 | |
Hey, I'm Millie. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
-Tony. I play second base. -I know! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
-How do you just keep coming back every year? -I love the game, Annie. I love it. | 0:11:56 | 0:12:03 | |
-We didn't order these. -He did. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
-Who? -The guy in the booth. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
-Who's that? -That's Crash Davis. Hey, Crash, come here! | 0:12:12 | 0:12:17 | |
-He's kinda cute. -He's played at more ball parks than I have. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:26 | |
He's different. I saw him read a book without pictures once! | 0:12:26 | 0:12:31 | |
-Hi, Max. -How you doin', Crash? | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
Come over and sit down. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
-I'm Crash. -Annie Savoy. Wanna dance? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:44 | |
-I don't dance. -How embarrassing. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
What is THAT?! | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
-Who's he dancing with? -All of 'em! | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
-Annie Savoy? -Uh-huh. -Thanks for your note. -Gotta lot of arm there! | 0:13:22 | 0:13:28 | |
Thanks. Uh...Ebby Calvin LaLoosh. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:32 | |
-You need a nickname, honey. -I've been telling everybody that! Wanna dance? -Yeah. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:39 | |
-She's dancing with me. -'Fraid not. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:43 | |
You boys gonna fight over me? | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
-Nah. -Let's go. Step outside and party, man. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:53 | |
Oh, guys! | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
-Oh, Max, let's dance. -Sure! | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
You comin' or not, homeboy? | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
Let's go, man! We're waitin'! | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
-Let's go, homeboy! -There he is! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:29 | |
-I don't believe in fighting... -LAUGHTER | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
That's really sweet(!) | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
MAKES CHICKEN NOISES | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
Take the first shot at me. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
No way. I don't hit no man first. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:56 | |
All right, then. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
Hit me in the chest with that. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
-I'd kill you. -You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:11 | |
Owwww! | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
Throw it. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
Right in the chest. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
-No way. -You're not gonna hit me 'cos you're starting to think... | 0:15:20 | 0:15:25 | |
about how embarrassing it would be to miss in front of all these people. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:31 | |
Come on! Show us that million-dollar arm. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:36 | |
-I got a good idea about that 5-cent head of yours. -Come on! | 0:15:36 | 0:15:42 | |
Fuck! | 0:15:45 | 0:15:46 | |
Ball four. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
Who the fuck are you, man? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
Good punch. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
I'm Crash Davis, your new catcher. Lesson number one - don't think. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:04 | |
It can only hurt the ball club. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
Come in. I'll buy you a drink. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
My new catcher. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
# 'Cos you know you're my kind | 0:16:26 | 0:16:30 | |
# And I want for you to be mine... # | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
-We fight, she gets the clown. How does that happen? -I like this song. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:41 | |
You stopped fighting? | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
Pals now? That's good. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
I love this macho male bonding. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
I think it's sweet. I do. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
Even if it IS latent homosexuality, who cares, right? | 0:17:03 | 0:17:08 | |
OK. Shall we go to MY place? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
-Which one of us? -Well, BOTH of you! | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
These are the ground rules. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
I hook up with one guy a season. It's kinda my own spring training. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:04 | |
And you two are the most promising prospects of the season so far. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:09 | |
-So I thought we should get to know each other. -Time out. Why do you get to choose? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:16 | |
-What? -Why do you get to choose? Why don't we get to choose? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:21 | |
Nobody on this planet actually really chooses each other. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:28 | |
Physics and laws we don't understand bring us together and tear us apart. It's like pheromones. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:36 | |
3 ants together can't do dick, but 300 million can build a cathedral! | 0:18:36 | 0:18:42 | |
So, who goes to bed...? | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
You're a nuclear meltdown. Cool off. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
Where are you goin'? | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:59 | |
And I don't believe in physics when it comes to matters of the heart. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:04 | |
-What DO you believe in, then? -Well, I believe in the soul... | 0:19:05 | 0:19:10 | |
the cock, the pussy, the hanging curve ball, high fibre, good scotch... | 0:19:10 | 0:19:17 | |
that Susan Sontag novels are crap, | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
I believe they should outlaw astroturf and the designated hitter, | 0:19:21 | 0:19:27 | |
I believe in soft-core pornography, | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
opening presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and long, slow, deep, wet kisses. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:38 | |
Goodnight. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
Oh, my! Crash... | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
Hey, Annie... | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
Crash! | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
Wait! | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
-All I want is a date... -I'm not interested in a woman who's interested in that boy. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:59 | |
-I'm not interested yet. -Boy?! -See ya! | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
-Nobody's ever said "no" to a date with me. -He's crazy. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:08 | |
I want you bad. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
RECORD PLAYS: "La Vie En Rose" | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
Slow down! | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
I wanna watch! | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
Go ahead. Put it back on. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
Geez! What kinda chick are you? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
-When you know how to make love, you'll know how to pitch. -I know how to pitch. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:40 | |
Good. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
Now, take it off...slowly. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
That's nice! | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
Oh, my! What a nice back. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
Honey...s-sweetheart...try... | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
-Try taking off your shoes and socks first. -My socks? It's cold in here. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:19 | |
-What? -You think Dwight Gooden leaves HIS socks on? | 0:21:20 | 0:21:25 | |
Ebby, honey... | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
ever been tied up in bed? | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
Whoo-hoo! Bring it on, baby! | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
-I heard about shit like this. -Ever heard about Walt Whitman? | 0:22:32 | 0:22:38 | |
-Who's he play for? -He pitches for the Cosmic All-Stars. -Never heard of him. -Listen to this... | 0:22:38 | 0:22:45 | |
"I sing the body electric. The armies of those I love engirth me and I engirth them. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:53 | |
"They will not let me off till I go with them and respond to them. | 0:22:53 | 0:23:00 | |
"But the expression of a well-made man appears not only in his face, it is in his limbs and joints also. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:09 | |
-"It is..." -Excuse me. Are we gonna fuck or what? | 0:23:09 | 0:23:15 | |
"It is curiously in the joints of his hips...and wrists. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:22 | |
"Love-flesh swelling and deliciously aching, limpid jets of love, hot and enormous." | 0:23:22 | 0:23:31 | |
Guys, your attention for a minute. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
Daily chapel service in the locker rooms at 3pm. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:46 | |
Y'all invited to worship. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
Loosen up and get laid! | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
I know you all think I'm pretty square, but...uh... I believe what I believe. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:59 | |
WOLF WHISTLES | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
-Jesus, Ebby! You look like a truck ran over you. -Nuke. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:07 | |
-Call me Nuke. Annie says it's my new nickname. -OK, Nuke. Go get 'em! | 0:24:07 | 0:24:14 | |
Annie nailed ya? Great. Means you're gonna have a great year. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:19 | |
Is she...uh... as good as they say? | 0:24:19 | 0:24:23 | |
We didn't do anything. She read poetry to me all night. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:31 | |
It's more tiring. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
"Limpid jets of love." | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
-Hey, Crash, does that mean what I THINK it means? -Your shower shoes have fungus on them. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:51 | |
You'll never make it to the bigs like that! | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
Think classy, you'll BE classy. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
Win 20 in the show, and the press will think you're colourful. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:03 | |
Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you're a slob. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:09 | |
ANNOUNCER: Saturday is Bull Day. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
Too bad, Butch. Too bad. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
You're not gettin' that cheese by ME! | 0:25:26 | 0:25:30 | |
And now, batting for the Bulls, number eight, Crash Davis! | 0:25:30 | 0:25:36 | |
MUTTERS TO HIMSELF | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
Why does he start me off with a hammer? | 0:25:54 | 0:25:58 | |
'You're thinkin' too much, Crash. Get out of your head.' | 0:25:58 | 0:26:04 | |
Come on, just relax, you got it. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
'Here we go. Stay back. Relax.' | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
Foul ball! > | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
Throw that shit again... | 0:26:18 | 0:26:22 | |
You got it, you got it, baby! One more! | 0:26:22 | 0:26:26 | |
'All right. He's gonna throw the deuce now. Stay back and wipe that silly grin off his face. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:35 | |
'Come on, bring it.' | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
-What was that? What the hell was THAT? -Son-of-a-bitch throws hard. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:47 | |
Take it easy, honey. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
'All right. One and two. Forget this shit. Relax. Annie. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:57 | |
'Annie? Who's this Annie? | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
'Jesus! Get the broad out of your head!' | 0:27:00 | 0:27:04 | |
Time out! | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
Rag. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
Get a hit, Crash. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
Shut up. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
All right, you've seen all his pitches, you've seen 'em all. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:28 | |
'Just shorten up, Crash. Bring me the gas, kid.' | 0:27:28 | 0:27:33 | |
Bring me the gas. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
Three! > | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
Scotty. Baby, take this to Crash. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:49 | |
For Crash. | 0:27:57 | 0:28:00 | |
-Crash. -What? -Don't ask me. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:05 | |
Read it. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
"Dear Crash, you have a lovely swing but you're pulling your hips out too early. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:17 | |
"I'd be happy to meet you to discuss it. Annie." | 0:28:17 | 0:28:22 | |
Annie knows if you're pulling your hips out too early! | 0:28:22 | 0:28:27 | |
It's kind of a personal note, kid, so don't read it. There you go. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:38 | |
What's it say? | 0:28:47 | 0:28:50 | |
It says, "I want to make love to you. Crash." | 0:28:50 | 0:28:55 | |
Oh, my! | 0:28:55 | 0:28:58 | |
-See my hips? -Yep! | 0:29:05 | 0:29:08 | |
I think Susan Sontag is brilliant. | 0:29:09 | 0:29:12 | |
So, is this gonna happen? Us? | 0:29:13 | 0:29:16 | |
I'm committed to Nuke for the season. | 0:29:16 | 0:29:21 | |
Oh. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:23 | |
You had your chance. | 0:29:23 | 0:29:26 | |
What do you see in him? | 0:29:26 | 0:29:29 | |
He's a young, wild... dim pretty-boy. | 0:29:29 | 0:29:33 | |
Young men are uncomplicated. | 0:29:33 | 0:29:36 | |
And he's not dim he's just...inexperienced. | 0:29:36 | 0:29:41 | |
It's my job to give him life wisdom and help him. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:46 | |
-That's funny. That's MY job too. -Damn! | 0:29:46 | 0:29:51 | |
-You're pulling your hips. -I know, I know. But they're NICE hips. | 0:29:51 | 0:29:57 | |
-I looked up your records. -What? | 0:29:57 | 0:30:00 | |
-You hit 227 home runs in the minors. -Don't tell anybody. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:06 | |
Why not? 20 more and you'll be the all-time minor league champ. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:11 | |
-247 home runs in the minor leagues would be a kinda dubious honour. -It would be great. | 0:30:11 | 0:30:19 | |
-The Sporting News should know. -No. Please. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:24 | |
OK. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:26 | |
Last chance. Your place or mine? | 0:30:27 | 0:30:30 | |
I am, within the framework of the baseball season, monogamous. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:38 | |
-Gimme a break! -It's true. | 0:30:38 | 0:30:41 | |
Stop it! | 0:30:42 | 0:30:44 | |
The fact is, you're afraid of meeting a guy like me 'cos it might be real. | 0:30:44 | 0:30:51 | |
You ruin it with some bullshit about commitment to a boy you can boss around. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:59 | |
-Nice. -I know women like you. | 0:30:59 | 0:31:02 | |
You're a regular patron saint. Stray cats, lost causes... or 6ft 3inch homeless studs(!) | 0:31:04 | 0:31:13 | |
You DO make speeches(!) | 0:31:13 | 0:31:16 | |
ANNIE MOANS IN PLEASURE | 0:31:20 | 0:31:23 | |
Ohhhh, my! | 0:31:27 | 0:31:30 | |
Crash, that was fabulous. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:34 | |
Crash? | 0:31:34 | 0:31:36 | |
You mean Nuke. You said Crash. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:40 | |
No, honey, no I didn't. I said Nuke. | 0:31:41 | 0:31:46 | |
-You said CRASH. -No, I didn't. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:49 | |
You shouldn't listen to what a woman says when she's in the throes of passion. | 0:31:49 | 0:31:57 | |
-Yeah. You said Crash. -Would you rather I was making love to HIM using YOUR name, | 0:31:57 | 0:32:04 | |
or making love to YOU using HIS? | 0:32:04 | 0:32:07 | |
Yeah. Maybe you're right. | 0:32:12 | 0:32:15 | |
Welcome to the Tobacco Growers City Council Little League Cash Drop Day. | 0:32:18 | 0:32:24 | |
These young fellas, young men, I should say... | 0:32:24 | 0:32:28 | |
Hi, eighteen. Hi, twelve. | 0:32:28 | 0:32:31 | |
Hi, Dino. | 0:32:31 | 0:32:34 | |
Hey, Millie. | 0:32:37 | 0:32:40 | |
-Hey, I'm Millie. -I'm married. | 0:32:42 | 0:32:46 | |
What IS that? | 0:32:52 | 0:32:55 | |
-Chicken bone cross. Takes the curse off the bat. -Are you a goddamn witch? | 0:32:55 | 0:33:02 | |
Yes. | 0:33:02 | 0:33:04 | |
A switch-hitting witch. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:07 | |
-Will that work for me? -If you believe in voodoo. | 0:33:07 | 0:33:12 | |
I'm zero for 16. I can't remember the last time I had a base hit. | 0:33:12 | 0:33:18 | |
-Let me have that. -That's not belief. That's desperation. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:24 | |
Jose, just touch my bat once. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:27 | |
-I won't bother you again. Just touch the bat once. -HELICOPTER WHIRRS | 0:33:27 | 0:33:33 | |
Five! Four! Three! | 0:33:33 | 0:33:35 | |
Two! | 0:33:37 | 0:33:39 | |
One! Go! | 0:33:39 | 0:33:42 | |
One thousand big ones! | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
Time out. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:16 | |
Stay there. Gimme the ball. | 0:34:16 | 0:34:19 | |
Hey... | 0:34:20 | 0:34:22 | |
relax! | 0:34:22 | 0:34:24 | |
Don't try to strike everybody out. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:27 | |
Strike outs are boring. And fascist. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:30 | |
Throw some ground balls. More democratic. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:34 | |
What's this guy know anyway? | 0:34:35 | 0:34:38 | |
If he's so hot, how come Annie wants ME instead of HIM? | 0:34:38 | 0:34:43 | |
Another thing, you don't know shit. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:46 | |
You wanna make it, listen to me. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:49 | |
Annie only wants you so she can boss you around. | 0:34:49 | 0:34:54 | |
Let's have fun! This game's fun! OK? Fun! | 0:34:54 | 0:34:58 | |
And don't hold the ball so hard. It's an egg. Hold it like an egg. | 0:34:59 | 0:35:05 | |
-What does HE know about fun? I'm young. -I -know about fun. He's an old man. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:14 | |
Why's he calling for a curve ball? | 0:35:19 | 0:35:22 | |
I wanna bring heat. Shake him off. Throw what you wanna. | 0:35:22 | 0:35:27 | |
Time out. Hey! Why are you shakin' me off? Huh? | 0:35:33 | 0:35:39 | |
-I wanna bring the heater. -What? -Announce my presence with authority. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:44 | |
-This guy's a first ball fast ball hitter. He's looking for heat! -He ain't seen MY heat! | 0:35:44 | 0:35:52 | |
All right, meat. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:56 | |
Why does he call me "meat"? I'M the guy driving the Porsche. | 0:35:56 | 0:36:02 | |
Fast ball. | 0:36:03 | 0:36:06 | |
Slow down, slow down, boy. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:12 | |
Home run for The Generals! | 0:36:22 | 0:36:25 | |
What are you doing? | 0:36:25 | 0:36:28 | |
I gave you a gift. Run, dummy! | 0:36:28 | 0:36:31 | |
Ball. | 0:36:34 | 0:36:36 | |
He hit the shit outta that one! | 0:36:37 | 0:36:40 | |
-Held it like an egg. -Yeah. And he scrambled it! | 0:36:41 | 0:36:46 | |
-You having fun yet? -I'm having a blast(!) -Good. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:53 | |
-He teed off like he knew I was gonna throw a fast ball. -He DID know. -How? | 0:36:53 | 0:37:00 | |
I told him. | 0:37:00 | 0:37:03 | |
Come on, come on, you got him! | 0:37:05 | 0:37:08 | |
Don't think, just throw. Don't think, just throw. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:13 | |
Beautiful! What did I do? | 0:37:25 | 0:37:27 | |
Hang on. Here we go again. | 0:37:34 | 0:37:37 | |
The first home run of the year for Crash Davis. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:04 | |
Fayetteville 14, Durham 2. | 0:38:04 | 0:38:08 | |
Helluva shot. | 0:38:08 | 0:38:11 | |
Sorry it got wasted. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:14 | |
I dunno what to do with these guys. | 0:38:14 | 0:38:17 | |
I beg, I plead... I try to be a nice guy. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:21 | |
-I'm a nice... -Scare 'em. -Huh? | 0:38:21 | 0:38:24 | |
They're kids. Scare 'em. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:27 | |
That's what I'D do. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:31 | |
Yeah. | 0:38:31 | 0:38:33 | |
EVERYBODY INTO THE SHOWER! IF YOU AIN'T IN IT IN 10 SECONDS, YOU GET FINED 100! LARRY! | 0:38:38 | 0:38:46 | |
LARRY COUNTS THE SECONDS Get in there! | 0:38:46 | 0:38:51 | |
You guys... You lolly-gag the ball around the in-field(!) | 0:38:57 | 0:39:03 | |
You lolly-gag into the dug-out. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:07 | |
Know what that makes you? Lolly-gaggers! | 0:39:07 | 0:39:11 | |
-What's our record, Larry? -8 and 16. -How did we ever win 8? | 0:39:11 | 0:39:18 | |
-It's a miracle. -It's a miracle. | 0:39:18 | 0:39:22 | |
This...is a simple game. | 0:39:23 | 0:39:26 | |
You throw the ball, | 0:39:27 | 0:39:30 | |
you hit the ball... you catch the ball. | 0:39:30 | 0:39:35 | |
YOU GOT IT? | 0:39:35 | 0:39:38 | |
We have got a 12-day road trip, | 0:39:38 | 0:39:41 | |
starting tomorrow. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:44 | |
We leave at 6 in the morning. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:47 | |
CURSES AS HE GOES | 0:39:47 | 0:39:50 | |
Skipper, you wanted to see me? | 0:39:53 | 0:39:56 | |
Yeah, Bobby. Shut the door. | 0:39:57 | 0:40:00 | |
This is the toughest job a manager has. | 0:40:09 | 0:40:14 | |
But we've decided to make a change. We're releasing you from your contract. | 0:40:14 | 0:40:20 | |
I'm in a slump, but I hit the ball hard today. | 0:40:20 | 0:40:24 | |
I'm right back in the groove. | 0:40:24 | 0:40:27 | |
Sorry. | 0:40:29 | 0:40:30 | |
Hey. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:35 | |
Nuke! | 0:40:41 | 0:40:42 | |
Honey! | 0:40:43 | 0:40:44 | |
Wear these when you're pitchin'. | 0:40:51 | 0:40:54 | |
-What are they? -Garters. They'll hug your waist and dangle off your thighs. | 0:40:54 | 0:41:00 | |
And they'll remind you of me. Nicer than those nasty hitters! | 0:41:00 | 0:41:06 | |
-Jesus, Annie, I don't know! -They'll help you pitch. -Big league pitchers don't use these. | 0:41:06 | 0:41:16 | |
-They did in the Carolina League. -< Nuke! | 0:41:16 | 0:41:19 | |
-Time to go to work. -'Bye. | 0:41:19 | 0:41:22 | |
'Bye, y'all! | 0:41:30 | 0:41:32 | |
'Bye! Go get 'em, boys! | 0:41:33 | 0:41:36 | |
-# -She may get woolly | 0:41:55 | 0:41:58 | |
-# -Young girls they do get woolly | 0:41:58 | 0:42:02 | |
-# -'Cos of all the stress | 0:42:02 | 0:42:06 | |
-# -Ye-a-ah! | 0:42:06 | 0:42:08 | |
-# -When they get woolly | 0:42:09 | 0:42:12 | |
-# -Try a little... tenderness...yeah! -# | 0:42:12 | 0:42:16 | |
Stop it. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:19 | |
-What? -It's not "woolly". Nobody gets woolly. | 0:42:20 | 0:42:25 | |
Women get weary, not woolly. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:28 | |
I hate people that get the words wrong! | 0:42:28 | 0:42:33 | |
How come you don't like me? | 0:42:34 | 0:42:37 | |
You don't respect yourself, that's your problem. You don't respect the game. That's MINE. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:44 | |
-You got a gift. -What? | 0:42:44 | 0:42:47 | |
The Gods turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. | 0:42:47 | 0:42:52 | |
But you're pissing it away. | 0:42:52 | 0:42:55 | |
I'm not! I got a Porsche, a 911 with a quadrophonic Blaupunkt. | 0:42:55 | 0:43:00 | |
You don't need a quadrophonic Blaupunkt! You need a curve ball. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:05 | |
-In the show, everybody can hit a fast ball. -How would YOU know? Been in the Majors(?) | 0:43:05 | 0:43:13 | |
Yeah. I've been in the Majors. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:16 | |
You've been in the show, man? | 0:43:17 | 0:43:20 | |
Yeah. I was in the show. | 0:43:20 | 0:43:23 | |
I was in the show for 21 days once. | 0:43:23 | 0:43:26 | |
The greatest days of my life. | 0:43:27 | 0:43:30 | |
You never handle your luggage. Somebody else carries your bags. | 0:43:31 | 0:43:37 | |
You hit white balls for practice. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:40 | |
The ball parks are like cathedrals. | 0:43:40 | 0:43:43 | |
The hotels all have room service. | 0:43:45 | 0:43:48 | |
The women all have long legs and brains. | 0:43:48 | 0:43:52 | |
-Really hot, huh? -And so are the pitchers. | 0:43:53 | 0:43:57 | |
They throw ungodly breaking stuff in the show. Exploding sliders... | 0:43:57 | 0:44:03 | |
Nuke could be one of those guys. But you don't give a damn, meat. | 0:44:04 | 0:44:10 | |
I'm tired of you calling me meat. | 0:44:10 | 0:44:13 | |
-You wanna step outside? -Yeah. | 0:44:14 | 0:44:17 | |
Hey, hey, hey, hey! | 0:44:21 | 0:44:24 | |
Crash, Crash, what's happening? | 0:44:24 | 0:44:27 | |
-I was just gonna ask Crash to show me how to throw a breaking ball. -Good idea. | 0:44:27 | 0:44:35 | |
The Durham pitchers are unable to get the first out of the innings. | 0:45:10 | 0:45:16 | |
'The Bulls attempt to end a losing streak...' | 0:45:36 | 0:45:41 | |
Base hit to centre field off LaLoosh. | 0:45:51 | 0:45:55 | |
That closes the book on LaLoosh. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:03 | |
'Five hits, five strike outs and five wild pitches! | 0:46:03 | 0:46:08 | |
'This is the most wretched road trip I've seen in 20 years, | 0:46:08 | 0:46:14 | |
'the worst Durham team in 50.' | 0:46:14 | 0:46:16 | |
Only Crash Davis stands out this year. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:21 | |
'What are these boys thinking about? It sure ain't baseball.' | 0:46:21 | 0:46:27 | |
Hey, Mr Hormone, check out this. | 0:46:43 | 0:46:46 | |
Ice-skaters! Look at 'em! | 0:46:46 | 0:46:49 | |
One night with these skaters > and we can get back on track! | 0:46:49 | 0:46:55 | |
We need a night off. What we need is a rain-out. | 0:46:55 | 0:47:00 | |
-I can get us a rain-out. -There ain't been a cloud in weeks. -100 says I can get us a rain-out. | 0:47:00 | 0:47:08 | |
You're on! | 0:47:13 | 0:47:16 | |
I ain't paying for this! Crash? | 0:47:22 | 0:47:25 | |
Shut up. You'll wake everybody up. Let the baby pay for it. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:30 | |
Hey, Crash, what are you doing? | 0:47:51 | 0:47:54 | |
Oh, my goodness! | 0:48:03 | 0:48:05 | |
We got ourselves a natural disaster! | 0:48:05 | 0:48:10 | |
# Last night | 0:48:19 | 0:48:22 | |
# I got loaded | 0:48:22 | 0:48:25 | |
# On a bottle of gin On a bottle of gin | 0:48:25 | 0:48:29 | |
# Last night | 0:48:29 | 0:48:32 | |
# I got loaded | 0:48:32 | 0:48:34 | |
# On a bottle of gin A bottle of gin | 0:48:35 | 0:48:39 | |
# But I feel all right | 0:48:39 | 0:48:42 | |
# I feel all right! | 0:48:42 | 0:48:44 | |
# I feel all right! I feel all right! | 0:48:46 | 0:48:49 | |
# Feel all right! # | 0:48:50 | 0:48:53 | |
# She may be weary | 0:49:10 | 0:49:14 | |
# Women do get weary | 0:49:17 | 0:49:20 | |
# Wearing the same old shabby dress | 0:49:21 | 0:49:25 | |
# And when she's weary | 0:49:29 | 0:49:32 | |
# Tr-y-y-y-y a little tenderness. # | 0:49:34 | 0:49:36 | |
Hey. | 0:49:47 | 0:49:49 | |
-Hey. Wake up. -Huh? | 0:49:49 | 0:49:52 | |
You're awake. You're OK. | 0:49:52 | 0:49:55 | |
You were dreaming. | 0:49:55 | 0:49:58 | |
You're OK? | 0:49:59 | 0:50:02 | |
I was playing naked. | 0:50:02 | 0:50:05 | |
-What? -I was naked. | 0:50:05 | 0:50:08 | |
Playing naked. | 0:50:08 | 0:50:11 | |
I know. I have that dream all the time. | 0:50:11 | 0:50:15 | |
We're almost home. | 0:50:16 | 0:50:19 | |
Hi! | 0:50:42 | 0:50:44 | |
# I've been made blue | 0:50:53 | 0:50:56 | |
# I've been lied to | 0:50:57 | 0:51:00 | |
# When will I be loved? # | 0:51:01 | 0:51:04 | |
I'm tired! | 0:51:04 | 0:51:06 | |
What a trip. I was lousy. I mean, I was WORSE than lousy. | 0:51:06 | 0:51:12 | |
Every time I pitched it was like throwing gasoline on a fire. | 0:51:12 | 0:51:17 | |
Peow! Peow! Peow! Peow! | 0:51:17 | 0:51:20 | |
-I mean, I...I... -What's all this "I, I, I" stuff? What about ME? | 0:51:20 | 0:51:26 | |
Glad to see me? Don't I look nice? | 0:51:26 | 0:51:30 | |
You look great. I'm sorry. | 0:51:30 | 0:51:33 | |
-I'm exhausted. -Good. Exhaustion can be spiritually fabulous. | 0:51:33 | 0:51:39 | |
-What you need is a good game of catch. -Catch? -Mm-hh. | 0:51:39 | 0:51:44 | |
Fire one in here! | 0:51:44 | 0:51:47 | |
-This is ridiculous! -Give it a try! Lean in. | 0:51:47 | 0:51:52 | |
Thank you. | 0:51:53 | 0:51:56 | |
Now... | 0:51:56 | 0:51:57 | |
-Breathe through your eyelids. -My eyelids? -Like a lava lizard. | 0:51:57 | 0:52:03 | |
It has an eye round the back. | 0:52:03 | 0:52:06 | |
Ever notice how Fernando Valenzuela doesn't look when he pitches? | 0:52:06 | 0:52:11 | |
He's a Mayan Indian. Or an Aztec. I get 'em confused. | 0:52:11 | 0:52:15 | |
-So do I. -Be aware of the sharpa connection between your feet and your testicles. -Sharpa? -Yeah. | 0:52:15 | 0:52:23 | |
Right leg, left testicle. Left leg, | 0:52:23 | 0:52:26 | |
-right testicle. -I like that! -I bet! | 0:52:26 | 0:52:29 | |
-Come on. -Fire one in there! Come on! | 0:52:29 | 0:52:33 | |
-You're patronising me. -If I throw too hard I'm gonna hurt the girl. | 0:52:37 | 0:52:43 | |
This girl has handled pitchers with better records than 1 and 7. | 0:52:43 | 0:52:48 | |
1 and 6. Gimme the ball! | 0:52:48 | 0:52:51 | |
-How d'you like THAT? -Much better. | 0:52:59 | 0:53:02 | |
You weren't thinking about it 'cos you were pissed off at ME! | 0:53:02 | 0:53:07 | |
-Get your butt up here. Bend over... -I give up! | 0:53:07 | 0:53:12 | |
Let's make love and fall asleep until it's time to go to the ball park. | 0:53:12 | 0:53:19 | |
If we could take that sexual energy and hold on to it for a few hours... | 0:53:19 | 0:53:25 | |
and re-channel it into your pitchin'... | 0:53:25 | 0:53:29 | |
You're a powerful young thing. | 0:53:30 | 0:53:33 | |
-Want something for that shoulder? -Yeah. I want that shit that don't smell bad. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:43 | |
That's hot. No, I mean it, that's very hot. | 0:53:56 | 0:54:00 | |
Annie says they'll keep one side of my brain occupied, | 0:54:01 | 0:54:06 | |
-thus keeping my brain slightly off centre, where it should be for artists and pitchers. -OK. | 0:54:06 | 0:54:14 | |
She also said...I should throw whatever pitches you call for. | 0:54:14 | 0:54:20 | |
Annie's a very smart lady. | 0:54:20 | 0:54:23 | |
What? | 0:54:25 | 0:54:27 | |
The rose goes in the front. | 0:54:28 | 0:54:31 | |
This underwear feels sexy. | 0:54:42 | 0:54:45 | |
It don't make me queer, right? | 0:54:45 | 0:54:48 | |
Right. | 0:54:48 | 0:54:50 | |
Breaking ball. | 0:54:52 | 0:54:55 | |
All right! | 0:55:01 | 0:55:03 | |
"I mean, he ain't queer." "No, he ain't." | 0:55:04 | 0:55:08 | |
Fast ball. | 0:55:13 | 0:55:15 | |
-96 miles an hour. Looks good. But why's he twisting up? -He's using his eye, like Fernando. | 0:55:19 | 0:55:27 | |
Ooh! That was a hum-dinger! | 0:55:27 | 0:55:30 | |
All right. | 0:55:30 | 0:55:32 | |
Fast ball again? | 0:55:35 | 0:55:38 | |
Don't think. Just give 'em the gas. | 0:55:38 | 0:55:41 | |
What's got into Nuke? | 0:55:47 | 0:55:50 | |
He's wearing garters, and he's breathing out of his eyelids, like a lava lizard. | 0:55:50 | 0:55:57 | |
Like the Aztecs. Yeah. | 0:55:57 | 0:56:00 | |
-I was great, huh? -Your curved ball's hanging. | 0:56:20 | 0:56:26 | |
In the show, they would have ripped you. | 0:56:26 | 0:56:30 | |
-Can't you let me enjoy the moment? -It's over. | 0:56:30 | 0:56:35 | |
This guy starts me off with a breaking ball... | 0:56:35 | 0:56:40 | |
I'm taking him downtown. | 0:56:40 | 0:56:44 | |
I dare you to throw me the hammer. You ain't that stupid. | 0:56:48 | 0:56:54 | |
Our own Crash Davis! Put your hands together for Crash! | 0:56:54 | 0:56:59 | |
Let's go. | 0:57:01 | 0:57:04 | |
'Come on. Bring me that weak-ass shit. | 0:57:04 | 0:57:08 | |
'Bring it, bring it, bring it.' | 0:57:08 | 0:57:11 | |
Oh, my! | 0:57:15 | 0:57:17 | |
First time the Bulls have been ahead in weeks. Nuke LaLoosh. | 0:57:25 | 0:57:32 | |
-What are YOU doing out here? -I want you to throw the next one at the mascot. | 0:57:55 | 0:58:03 | |
-Why? -Just throw it at the bull, all right? Trust me. | 0:58:03 | 0:58:08 | |
He's the boss. | 0:58:10 | 0:58:13 | |
A staggering start by LaLoosh. He's got pinpoint control tonight, Bull fans. | 0:58:18 | 0:58:25 | |
-This guy's crazy. -Yep. | 0:58:35 | 0:58:38 | |
The next one might be at your head. | 0:58:38 | 0:58:42 | |
I dunno where it's gonna go. I swear. | 0:58:42 | 0:58:47 | |
You're the man! | 0:59:02 | 0:59:05 | |
COMMENTATOR: Two out. One away from a stunning two-hit shut-out for LaLoosh. | 0:59:06 | 0:59:13 | |
Don't let up. | 0:59:13 | 0:59:16 | |
You own these guys. | 0:59:16 | 0:59:19 | |
Damn. They'd love a shut-out. | 0:59:19 | 0:59:22 | |
No, no. | 0:59:26 | 0:59:28 | |
No, no. He's looking for heat. Let me give him the deuce. | 0:59:30 | 0:59:35 | |
He's shakin' off the signs. Big mistake. | 0:59:37 | 0:59:42 | |
This son-of-a-bitch is throwing a two-hit shut-out. He's shakin' me off. Can you believe that shit? | 0:59:42 | 0:59:50 | |
Charlie, here comes the deuce. When you speak of me, speak well. | 0:59:50 | 0:59:55 | |
Ball. | 1:00:13 | 1:00:15 | |
-You told him I was gonna throw a deuce, right? -Yep. | 1:00:19 | 1:00:24 | |
I mean, that ball got outta here in a hurry. | 1:00:24 | 1:00:29 | |
Anything that travels THAT far ought to have a stewardess on it. | 1:00:29 | 1:00:34 | |
'When Nuke started listening to Crash, everything fell into place. We started to win. | 1:01:07 | 1:01:15 | |
'But Nuke was still confused. | 1:01:15 | 1:01:18 | |
'Encouraged by his victory, he vowed not to have sex until he lost. He kept winning! | 1:01:18 | 1:01:26 | |
'The Durham Bulls began playing baseball with joy and verve... and poetry. | 1:01:26 | 1:01:33 | |
'The two sides of my own brain were jumbled up. One side was being neglected, | 1:01:33 | 1:01:39 | |
'but the other side was in paradise watching our Bulls play like big leaguers. | 1:01:39 | 1:01:48 | |
'Crash, who kept hittin' dingers, was approaching the minor league record, though I told nobody. | 1:01:48 | 1:01:56 | |
'The Bulls swept the July 4th double-hitter and tied for first. | 1:01:56 | 1:02:01 | |
'Beautiful as it was, | 1:02:01 | 1:02:04 | |
'I was getting damned lonely. I needed a man.' | 1:02:04 | 1:02:10 | |
Ye-e-e-e-e-a-a-a-a-h! | 1:02:17 | 1:02:20 | |
I LOVE winning, man! I LOVE winning. | 1:02:20 | 1:02:24 | |
Hear what I'm saying? It's like, better than losing(!) | 1:02:24 | 1:02:30 | |
Teach me something new. I need to learn. | 1:02:30 | 1:02:34 | |
-It's time to work on your interviews. -My interviews? | 1:02:34 | 1:02:40 | |
You're gonna have to learn your cliches. Study them, know them. They're your friends. | 1:02:40 | 1:02:48 | |
Write this down. "We gotta play 'em one day at a time." | 1:02:48 | 1:02:53 | |
-Pretty boring, isn't it? -'Course it's boring. Write it down. | 1:02:53 | 1:02:59 | |
"..one day at a time." | 1:02:59 | 1:03:01 | |
"I'm just happy to be here. Hope I can help the ball club." | 1:03:01 | 1:03:07 | |
I know! Write it down. | 1:03:07 | 1:03:10 | |
"I just wanna give it my best shot | 1:03:10 | 1:03:13 | |
"and, the good Lord willing, things will work out." | 1:03:14 | 1:03:19 | |
"..the good Lord willing..." | 1:03:19 | 1:03:22 | |
"..things will work out." Yep. | 1:03:22 | 1:03:25 | |
How's Annie? | 1:03:25 | 1:03:28 | |
She's getting pretty steamed 'cos I'm still re-channeling my sexual energy. | 1:03:29 | 1:03:36 | |
-I'm just gonna sleep with her, calm her down. -Are you out of your mind? | 1:03:37 | 1:03:44 | |
-Well... -Are you out of your mind? If you give in now, you might start losing. | 1:03:44 | 1:03:51 | |
Never fuck with a winning streak. | 1:03:53 | 1:03:57 | |
Hey, Jimmy! | 1:04:08 | 1:04:10 | |
Wanna ride? | 1:04:10 | 1:04:12 | |
-Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your saviour? -No. | 1:04:12 | 1:04:18 | |
-Can I give you my testimony? -You can do anything you want! | 1:04:18 | 1:04:24 | |
Hop in. | 1:04:28 | 1:04:31 | |
I am so proud of you guys. | 1:04:33 | 1:04:36 | |
-You want some more soup, honey? -No, thanks. That was great. | 1:04:38 | 1:04:43 | |
How about a little...back rub? | 1:04:47 | 1:04:51 | |
I...I'm OK. I'll just take a little nap. | 1:04:51 | 1:04:55 | |
-Want me to tuck you in? -You can't seduce me. | 1:04:55 | 1:05:00 | |
I'm not gonna try to seduce you. | 1:05:00 | 1:05:03 | |
-What's that? -That's my leg. -I know. | 1:05:06 | 1:05:10 | |
As we aren't gonna make love, we could improve your hand-eye co-ordination. | 1:05:10 | 1:05:17 | |
-Co-ordination? -Unsnap my stocking. | 1:05:17 | 1:05:21 | |
The other day, Crash called a woman's p... | 1:05:21 | 1:05:25 | |
pussy...uhm... You know how the hair is kinda in a V shape? | 1:05:25 | 1:05:31 | |
-Yes, I do. -Well, he called it The Bermuda Triangle. | 1:05:31 | 1:05:36 | |
-He said a man can get lost in there. -Nasty. | 1:05:36 | 1:05:41 | |
He didn't mean it nasty. | 1:05:41 | 1:05:44 | |
He said that getting lost was sometimes a good thing to do, especially like that. | 1:05:44 | 1:05:52 | |
But he also said that there are times for discipline. | 1:05:52 | 1:05:57 | |
-And I think this is one of them. -Crash is a very smart man. | 1:05:57 | 1:06:02 | |
Now, let's give it a try. | 1:06:02 | 1:06:05 | |
Watch. | 1:06:10 | 1:06:12 | |
Now, YOU try. Go ahead. | 1:06:17 | 1:06:20 | |
Yup. | 1:06:28 | 1:06:30 | |
-You're playing with my mind. -Your BODY. | 1:06:34 | 1:06:38 | |
-You're trying to seduce me. -Of course I am! Aren't I pretty? | 1:06:38 | 1:06:44 | |
-God, I think you're real cute. -Cute? Baby ducks are cute. I hate cute! | 1:06:44 | 1:06:51 | |
I wanna be exotic and mysterious. | 1:06:51 | 1:06:54 | |
You are! You're exotic, mysterious, cute... I'd better leave. | 1:06:54 | 1:07:01 | |
-There's no relationship between sex and baseball. Ask Crash. -I did. | 1:07:01 | 1:07:07 | |
-And what did he say? That if I give in, I'll start losing again. -He did? -Yeah. | 1:07:07 | 1:07:14 | |
I'll be back when we lose. | 1:07:14 | 1:07:17 | |
How DARE you tell him to stay out of my bed! | 1:07:36 | 1:07:42 | |
Knock, knock! "Come in"(!) | 1:07:42 | 1:07:45 | |
-You're confusing him! -What? -You're CONFUSING him. | 1:07:45 | 1:07:50 | |
-You got him breathing out of the wrong eyelid! -It's a religious ritual. | 1:07:50 | 1:07:57 | |
-AND it happens to be working! -Who dresses you? | 1:07:57 | 1:08:02 | |
-What? -Don't you think that's a little excessive? | 1:08:02 | 1:08:06 | |
-"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." William Blake. -William Blake?! | 1:08:06 | 1:08:14 | |
-William Blake! -What do you mean? -William Blake! | 1:08:14 | 1:08:18 | |
Who are you? I mean, do you have a job? | 1:08:18 | 1:08:23 | |
I teach part-time at college. English 101 and Composition. | 1:08:23 | 1:08:28 | |
Having a conversation with you is like a Martian talking to a fungo. | 1:08:28 | 1:08:35 | |
Just 'cos you're clever sometimes does not mean you're not full of shit. | 1:08:35 | 1:08:41 | |
-I'm full of shit? -Yes. -ME? -YOU! -Nuke's chastity was YOUR idea. -But... | 1:08:41 | 1:08:47 | |
-I never told him to stay out of your bed. -You did! -I didn't! | 1:08:47 | 1:08:52 | |
I told him that if you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid | 1:08:52 | 1:09:02 | |
or because you're not, or because you wear women's underwear, then you are! | 1:09:02 | 1:09:09 | |
Think of something clever to say. | 1:09:13 | 1:09:16 | |
Something full of magic... religion bullshit. | 1:09:16 | 1:09:21 | |
Come on, dazzle me. | 1:09:22 | 1:09:25 | |
I want you. | 1:09:25 | 1:09:28 | |
What? | 1:09:28 | 1:09:30 | |
-I said, I want you. -Stop it. | 1:09:30 | 1:09:33 | |
You're scared. | 1:09:38 | 1:09:41 | |
Maybe I am. | 1:09:44 | 1:09:47 | |
I still think you should leave. | 1:09:47 | 1:09:50 | |
OK. Well... | 1:09:52 | 1:09:55 | |
This is the damnedest season I'VE ever seen! The Bulls can't lose and I can't get laid! | 1:09:55 | 1:10:04 | |
Damn! | 1:10:04 | 1:10:06 | |
Super Nuke! Super Nuke! LaLoosh! LaLoosh! | 1:10:10 | 1:10:14 | |
Relax. Don't aim the ball. | 1:10:17 | 1:10:19 | |
Anything bothering Nuke? He says his...uh... shockers are jammed. | 1:10:23 | 1:10:29 | |
He's having trouble breathing out of his...left eyelid? Right eyelid. | 1:10:29 | 1:10:36 | |
Damn! | 1:10:40 | 1:10:42 | |
-What's wrong? -I'm a little nervous. My old man's here. | 1:10:45 | 1:10:51 | |
-Your dad? Where? -Over there. Don't look! | 1:10:51 | 1:10:56 | |
He's waving. It's just your old man! | 1:10:59 | 1:11:03 | |
What's going on? Wrong eyelid(?) | 1:11:03 | 1:11:07 | |
Hear about Jimmy and Millie? They got engaged! | 1:11:07 | 1:11:12 | |
-Wait till I tell him she's gone down on half the Carolina League! -DON'T! | 1:11:12 | 1:11:18 | |
Excuse me, guys... | 1:11:18 | 1:11:20 | |
Don't throw me anything. My girlfriend put a curse on my glove. | 1:11:20 | 1:11:27 | |
-I'll take the hex off it. -You got to cut the head off a live rooster. | 1:11:27 | 1:11:35 | |
-What's going on out there? -Looks like a convention. | 1:11:35 | 1:11:40 | |
Get your ass out there and check it out. | 1:11:40 | 1:11:45 | |
What the hell's going on out here? | 1:11:52 | 1:11:55 | |
Nuke's scared 'cos his eyelids have jammed and his old man's here, | 1:11:55 | 1:12:00 | |
we need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove | 1:12:00 | 1:12:05 | |
and nobody knows what to get Millie and Jimmy as a wedding present. Right? | 1:12:05 | 1:12:11 | |
OK. Well, uh... | 1:12:11 | 1:12:14 | |
Candlesticks make a nice gift and, uh, maybe a place setting. | 1:12:14 | 1:12:20 | |
OK. Let's get to it! | 1:12:20 | 1:12:23 | |
BULLS' GAME ON RADIO | 1:12:28 | 1:12:31 | |
'The ball hits deep...' | 1:12:31 | 1:12:34 | |
-You should be at the game, Annie. -I'm fine. | 1:12:34 | 1:12:38 | |
Millie, how much time did you and Jimmy spend together before he proposed? | 1:12:40 | 1:12:47 | |
About five hours, I guess. | 1:12:47 | 1:12:50 | |
We both just knew. | 1:12:50 | 1:12:53 | |
Annie...do you think I deserve to wear white? | 1:12:53 | 1:12:58 | |
Honey, we ALL deserve to wear white. | 1:12:58 | 1:13:02 | |
Shit! | 1:13:06 | 1:13:07 | |
C'mon! | 1:13:10 | 1:13:12 | |
-Safe! -NO! I GOT HIM! -You missed him. | 1:13:16 | 1:13:21 | |
-I DIDN'T! -Don't bump me! Don't bump me! | 1:13:21 | 1:13:25 | |
He still ain't touched the plate! | 1:13:25 | 1:13:28 | |
-It was cock-sucking call! -You call me a cock-sucker? | 1:13:28 | 1:13:33 | |
THEY SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER | 1:13:33 | 1:13:36 | |
-You just spat on me! -I did NOT spit on you! | 1:13:36 | 1:13:42 | |
-You're in the wrong business! -Want me to run ya? I'll run ya! | 1:13:42 | 1:13:47 | |
-Want me to call you a cock-sucker? -Try it! -Beg me! -Call me a cock-sucker and you're outta here! | 1:13:47 | 1:13:54 | |
-You're a cock-sucker! -OUT! | 1:13:54 | 1:13:58 | |
He called me a cock-sucker! | 1:14:05 | 1:14:08 | |
'I've never seen Crash so angry. He used a certain word that's a no-no with umpires.' | 1:14:10 | 1:14:17 | |
-He must have called him a cock-sucker. -He's so romantic! | 1:14:18 | 1:14:24 | |
'When Crash got thrown out, the game got out of hand. | 1:14:24 | 1:14:29 | |
'Jose made 3 errors with his cursed mitt. Nuke never got in the groove. | 1:14:29 | 1:14:35 | |
'The winning streak came to an end with a 3-2 loss. | 1:14:35 | 1:14:40 | |
'The GOOD news was that a man was about to come calling. BAD news was it was the wrong guy.' | 1:14:40 | 1:14:48 | |
RECORD PLAYS: "No Regrets" by Edith Piaf | 1:14:48 | 1:14:53 | |
MUSICAL INTRODUCTION | 1:14:53 | 1:14:56 | |
# Non, rien de rien | 1:14:56 | 1:15:01 | |
# Non, je ne regrette rien... # | 1:15:02 | 1:15:07 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 1:15:07 | 1:15:10 | |
KNOCKING BECOMES LOUDER | 1:15:10 | 1:15:13 | |
Annie! | 1:15:21 | 1:15:23 | |
KNOCKING | 1:15:25 | 1:15:28 | |
Annie! | 1:15:28 | 1:15:30 | |
I know you're in there. I can hear that crazy Mexican singer. | 1:15:30 | 1:15:35 | |
We lost. | 1:15:39 | 1:15:42 | |
It's OK. | 1:15:42 | 1:15:44 | |
-Annie, I'd like you to meet my father. -Oh, my! -Ebby's told me a lot about you. | 1:15:44 | 1:15:52 | |
He says you taught him discipline and self-control. | 1:15:52 | 1:15:57 | |
-We're pleased he met a Christian woman. -Praise the Lord. -Praise the Lord. | 1:15:57 | 1:16:03 | |
-PHONE RINGS -Excuse me. -Excuse me, Dad. | 1:16:03 | 1:16:07 | |
Hello. | 1:16:09 | 1:16:11 | |
What? | 1:16:11 | 1:16:13 | |
-We got a lot of catching up to do. -Your father... -Crash told me to quit worrying about him, so... | 1:16:13 | 1:16:21 | |
-We gotta talk. -PHONE | 1:16:21 | 1:16:24 | |
Hello. | 1:16:24 | 1:16:25 | |
Yes. He most certainly IS here. | 1:16:25 | 1:16:29 | |
Skip. | 1:16:29 | 1:16:30 | |
Hey, Skip, it's me. | 1:16:30 | 1:16:33 | |
What? | 1:16:37 | 1:16:39 | |
My God! | 1:16:39 | 1:16:42 | |
OK. | 1:16:44 | 1:16:46 | |
Yeah. | 1:16:47 | 1:16:49 | |
-What? -I'm going to the show. | 1:16:49 | 1:16:52 | |
Dad! | 1:16:57 | 1:16:59 | |
They're sending me up to the Majors. I leave tomorrow. | 1:17:00 | 1:17:05 | |
-Let's have a quick word of prayer. -Let's not. -I gotta find Crash. Come on. -Wait. | 1:17:06 | 1:17:13 | |
He'll be right with you. | 1:17:15 | 1:17:18 | |
I want to have you alone so we can say goodbye. | 1:17:18 | 1:17:23 | |
-I'll be back. -When somebody leaves Durham they don't come back. -I mean later. | 1:17:23 | 1:17:30 | |
Oh. | 1:17:32 | 1:17:34 | |
Oh, God. Annie. | 1:17:43 | 1:17:46 | |
-What do you have in there? -Nothin'. | 1:17:48 | 1:17:51 | |
You won't need THESE any more. | 1:17:52 | 1:17:55 | |
-I better take 'em. -You're ready. -You think I'm ready for this? | 1:17:55 | 1:18:01 | |
Ebby Calvin Nuke LaLoosh! | 1:18:02 | 1:18:05 | |
Don't think too much. | 1:18:06 | 1:18:09 | |
I won't. | 1:18:12 | 1:18:14 | |
Know somethin', Annie? You can't breathe through your eyelids. | 1:18:16 | 1:18:23 | |
Of course you can't! Who told you such a ridiculous thing? | 1:18:23 | 1:18:29 | |
Come on. | 1:18:41 | 1:18:44 | |
Drive careful! | 1:18:47 | 1:18:49 | |
Oh, my! | 1:18:51 | 1:18:53 | |
Hey, there you are. | 1:19:09 | 1:19:12 | |
Crash. | 1:19:12 | 1:19:13 | |
Hey, Crash, guess what! | 1:19:14 | 1:19:17 | |
Guess what, man! | 1:19:18 | 1:19:21 | |
I'm goin' to the show! | 1:19:21 | 1:19:24 | |
Big club's expanding its roster to finish the season... Nice shot! | 1:19:24 | 1:19:29 | |
-And -I -am going to the show! -So why don't you go? | 1:19:29 | 1:19:34 | |
Well, let's celebrate! | 1:19:34 | 1:19:37 | |
Congratulations. | 1:19:37 | 1:19:39 | |
Hope you end up on the cover of Sports Illustrated. | 1:19:39 | 1:19:44 | |
-I'm trying to thank you. Let's get out of this dump... -Hey! | 1:19:46 | 1:19:52 | |
-Calling my place a dump? -No. No, he's not. He's not, are you? -No. -He's not. | 1:19:52 | 1:19:59 | |
All right? | 1:19:59 | 1:20:02 | |
Nuke, you know who this is? Sandy Grimes. | 1:20:02 | 1:20:06 | |
-He sit .371 in Louisville in 1965. -.376. | 1:20:06 | 1:20:11 | |
I'm sorry. .376. That's a career, man. | 1:20:11 | 1:20:16 | |
In ANY league. | 1:20:16 | 1:20:19 | |
Did you hear what I said? | 1:20:19 | 1:20:22 | |
I'm going to the show! | 1:20:22 | 1:20:25 | |
Know what the difference between hitting .250 and .300 is? 25 hits. | 1:20:25 | 1:20:31 | |
25 hits in 500 bats is 50 points. OK? | 1:20:31 | 1:20:36 | |
There are about 25 weeks a season. | 1:20:36 | 1:20:39 | |
If you get one extra flair a week, | 1:20:39 | 1:20:42 | |
you get a groundball, you get a groundball with eyes, | 1:20:42 | 1:20:47 | |
you get a dying quail, just one more dying quail a week... you're in Yankee Stadium. | 1:20:47 | 1:20:55 | |
You still don't know what I'm talking about. Get outta here. | 1:20:55 | 1:21:01 | |
All right. | 1:21:01 | 1:21:03 | |
-I'll send you a postcard(!) -Hey, I made it! -You made shit! | 1:21:03 | 1:21:08 | |
Hey! | 1:21:08 | 1:21:10 | |
-You crazy? -What's wrong with you? -I'll be all right. -My mirror! | 1:21:15 | 1:21:21 | |
Shit, I'm sorry. HEY! | 1:21:21 | 1:21:25 | |
-I'm not gonna fight you, man. -What do you mean, you fuck? | 1:21:25 | 1:21:29 | |
-Why am I a fuck? -Cos you got talent. | 1:21:29 | 1:21:32 | |
I got brains, but you got talent. | 1:21:32 | 1:21:35 | |
See this right arm? Worth a million bucks a year. | 1:21:35 | 1:21:40 | |
-All my limbs put together aren't worth 7 cents a pound. -You're a great catcher. -I am(?) | 1:21:40 | 1:21:44 | |
I'm a great catcher? | 1:21:44 | 1:21:47 | |
Just forget it. | 1:21:47 | 1:21:49 | |
Meat! | 1:21:49 | 1:21:50 | |
Damn! | 1:21:53 | 1:21:55 | |
I didn't mean to hit you, man. | 1:21:55 | 1:21:58 | |
You hurt my eye. | 1:21:59 | 1:22:02 | |
-Sorry. -Did you hit me with your right hand or your left? | 1:22:04 | 1:22:09 | |
-Did you hit me with your right hand or your left? -My left. | 1:22:09 | 1:22:15 | |
Good. When you fight, you don't hit with your pitching hand. | 1:22:15 | 1:22:21 | |
I can't keep giving you free lessons, so help me up! | 1:22:21 | 1:22:27 | |
You look great, man. | 1:22:33 | 1:22:36 | |
Careful with that. We got a boy going to the show! | 1:22:45 | 1:22:50 | |
Sorry about last night. | 1:23:18 | 1:23:21 | |
Forget it. | 1:23:23 | 1:23:25 | |
I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. | 1:23:29 | 1:23:34 | |
You understand? | 1:23:34 | 1:23:36 | |
Uhm... | 1:23:39 | 1:23:40 | |
No. | 1:23:41 | 1:23:43 | |
Well, you will. | 1:23:43 | 1:23:45 | |
Look, Nuke, these big league hitters are gonna light you up | 1:23:46 | 1:23:51 | |
like a pinball machine for a while. | 1:23:51 | 1:23:54 | |
Don't worry about it. Be cocky and arrogant even when you're getting beat. | 1:23:54 | 1:24:00 | |
That's the secret. | 1:24:00 | 1:24:03 | |
You gotta play this game with fear and arrogance. | 1:24:05 | 1:24:10 | |
Fear and ignorance. | 1:24:10 | 1:24:13 | |
No. Fear and ARROGANCE. | 1:24:14 | 1:24:17 | |
-Not ignorance! -No, I know. I just like seeing you get worked up. | 1:24:17 | 1:24:23 | |
Listen, uh... | 1:24:29 | 1:24:31 | |
..thanks. | 1:24:33 | 1:24:35 | |
Hey, Nuke. | 1:24:50 | 1:24:52 | |
-Good luck. -You too. | 1:24:55 | 1:24:59 | |
Meat. | 1:24:59 | 1:25:01 | |
I know pronounce you husband and wife. Kiss the bride. | 1:25:19 | 1:25:24 | |
WILD APPLAUSE | 1:25:26 | 1:25:29 | |
Jimmy, we all pitched in and got you a little gift. | 1:25:55 | 1:26:00 | |
A special wedding cake from the Durham Bulls. | 1:26:00 | 1:26:05 | |
Oh, my Lord! | 1:26:06 | 1:26:08 | |
Yeah, Skip? You wanted to see me? | 1:26:13 | 1:26:18 | |
Crash...shut the door. | 1:26:19 | 1:26:22 | |
This is the toughest job a manager has. | 1:26:41 | 1:26:45 | |
But... | 1:26:47 | 1:26:49 | |
..the organisation wants to make a change. | 1:26:50 | 1:26:54 | |
Now that Nuke's gone, they wanna bring up some young catcher. | 1:26:55 | 1:27:00 | |
< Some kid hitting .300 in Bluefield. | 1:27:00 | 1:27:05 | |
I put in a word for you > with the organisation. | 1:27:05 | 1:27:10 | |
Said you'd make a fine > minor league manager. | 1:27:10 | 1:27:15 | |
There might be an opening > at Visalia next year. | 1:27:15 | 1:27:20 | |
You had a helluva year, Crash. > | 1:27:21 | 1:27:24 | |
But you know how it is. > | 1:27:27 | 1:27:30 | |
I got released. | 1:28:49 | 1:28:51 | |
I heard already. | 1:28:51 | 1:28:54 | |
Oh, my...! | 1:30:06 | 1:30:09 | |
I think, probably with my love of four-legged creatures, | 1:31:03 | 1:31:08 | |
in another life I was probably Catherine the Great or Francis of Assisi. | 1:31:08 | 1:31:15 | |
What do you think, honey? | 1:31:15 | 1:31:18 | |
How come in former lifetimes everybody's somebody famous? | 1:31:19 | 1:31:24 | |
I mean... | 1:31:29 | 1:31:32 | |
-..how come nobody ever says they were Joe Schmoe? -Because it doesn't work that way! | 1:31:32 | 1:31:39 | |
God, you were gorgeous. | 1:31:47 | 1:31:50 | |
You wanna dance? | 1:31:51 | 1:31:53 | |
Yes. | 1:32:08 | 1:32:09 | |
Guess you do! | 1:32:10 | 1:32:12 | |
# Sixty minute man | 1:32:26 | 1:32:29 | |
# Sixty minute ma-a-a-a-an | 1:32:30 | 1:32:33 | |
# Girls, I'm telling you now They call me Lovin' Dan | 1:32:33 | 1:32:39 | |
# I rock 'em, roll 'em all night long | 1:32:39 | 1:32:43 | |
# I'm a sixty minute man | 1:32:43 | 1:32:46 | |
# If you don't believe I'm all I say | 1:32:47 | 1:32:50 | |
# Come up here and take my hand | 1:32:50 | 1:32:54 | |
# When I let you go You'll cry "Oh, yes! He's a sixty minute man!" | 1:32:54 | 1:33:01 | |
# There'll be 15 minutes of kissing | 1:33:01 | 1:33:04 | |
# Then, "Oh, honey, please don't stop" | 1:33:04 | 1:33:08 | |
# There'll be 15 minutes teasing 15 minutes pleasing | 1:33:08 | 1:33:11 | |
# 15 minutes of blowing my top! | 1:33:11 | 1:33:15 | |
# If your old man ain't treating you right Come up and see your Dan | 1:33:15 | 1:33:22 | |
# I rock 'em, roll 'em all night long | 1:33:22 | 1:33:25 | |
# I'm a sixty minute man | 1:33:25 | 1:33:29 | |
# Sixty minute man | 1:33:29 | 1:33:32 | |
# I rock 'em, roll 'em all night long | 1:33:36 | 1:33:39 | |
# I'm a sixty minute man | 1:33:39 | 1:33:42 | |
# Sixty minute man! # | 1:33:43 | 1:33:49 | |
'Crash took off. Heard there might be an opening for a catcher in Ashville. | 1:34:39 | 1:34:46 | |
'A woman should be so strong that she's not affected by such things. | 1:34:46 | 1:34:52 | |
'It wasn't the first time I went to bed with a guy and woke up with a note. | 1:34:52 | 1:34:58 | |
'At least he left me breakfast. | 1:34:58 | 1:35:01 | |
'You have to respect the player who's just trying to finish the season. Or so I told myself. | 1:35:01 | 1:35:08 | |
'Baseball may be a religion full of magic and the riddles of our time, | 1:35:08 | 1:35:15 | |
'but it's also a job.' | 1:35:15 | 1:35:18 | |
'Come on, meat. Give me that weak-ass shit. | 1:35:18 | 1:35:23 | |
'You're not getting that cheese by me. Bring it!' | 1:35:23 | 1:35:28 | |
'When Crash hit his 247th home-run, I knew the moment it happened. | 1:35:29 | 1:35:34 | |
'But I'm sure nobody else did. | 1:35:34 | 1:35:37 | |
'And the Sporting News didn't say anything about it. | 1:35:37 | 1:35:42 | |
'"Full many a flower is born to blush unseen and waste its sweetness on the desert air". | 1:35:42 | 1:35:50 | |
'Thomas Gray. | 1:35:50 | 1:35:53 | |
'Anyway, my attempts at housekeeping were feeble, as usual. I get distracted! | 1:35:53 | 1:36:01 | |
'I stopped worrying about Nuke. I knew nothing would stop him. | 1:36:01 | 1:36:06 | |
'The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self-awareness.' | 1:36:06 | 1:36:13 | |
I'm just happy to be here. I hope I can help the ball club. | 1:36:13 | 1:36:18 | |
The good Lord willing, things will work out. | 1:36:18 | 1:36:23 | |
Rahn, right? Beautiful name. Is that Greek? | 1:36:23 | 1:36:27 | |
I dunno. It's a beautiful name, though. | 1:36:27 | 1:36:32 | |
Anyway, a friend of mine said, "This is a simple game. | 1:36:32 | 1:36:37 | |
"You throw the ball, you catch it, you hit it. | 1:36:37 | 1:36:42 | |
"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." | 1:36:42 | 1:36:47 | |
What happened? | 1:38:16 | 1:38:18 | |
I quit. | 1:38:19 | 1:38:21 | |
Hit my dinger and I hung 'em up. | 1:38:23 | 1:38:26 | |
I'm quitting too. | 1:38:31 | 1:38:34 | |
I mean boys, not baseball. | 1:38:34 | 1:38:37 | |
There might be an opening for a manager in Visalia next spring. | 1:38:38 | 1:38:44 | |
Think I could make it to the show as a manager? | 1:38:45 | 1:38:50 | |
You'd be great! | 1:38:51 | 1:38:53 | |
You'd be great! | 1:38:54 | 1:38:57 | |
I mean, because you understand about non-linear thinking. | 1:38:57 | 1:39:02 | |
-Baseball SEEMS like a linear game with all those lines... -Annie. | 1:39:02 | 1:39:07 | |
-But the fact is, it's a spacious kind of... -Annie. -What? | 1:39:07 | 1:39:13 | |
I got a lot of time to hear your theories. And I wanna hear every one of them. | 1:39:13 | 1:39:21 | |
But now I'm tired and I don't wanna think about baseball | 1:39:21 | 1:39:26 | |
or quantum physics. I just... | 1:39:26 | 1:39:29 | |
I just wanna be. | 1:39:33 | 1:39:36 | |
I can do that too. | 1:39:37 | 1:39:40 | |
'Walt Whitman once said, "I see great things in baseball. | 1:39:40 | 1:39:46 | |
'"It's our game. The American game. | 1:39:46 | 1:39:49 | |
'"It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us."' | 1:39:49 | 1:39:54 | |
# Come on, honey-baby Take it downtown to the show | 1:40:01 | 1:40:07 | |
# Turn up the heat, you see It's better that you know | 1:40:07 | 1:40:13 | |
# Gotta stop cryin' Figure everything all round | 1:40:15 | 1:40:20 | |
# And nobody understands what I'm talkin' 'bout | 1:40:22 | 1:40:27 | |
# Good love ain't no triple play | 1:40:29 | 1:40:32 | |
# Just me and you all the way. # | 1:40:32 | 1:40:35 | |
Subtitles by Janice Hamilton BBC Scotland, 1992 | 1:40:35 | 1:40:39 | |
# Sometimes love can't explain | 1:40:55 | 1:41:00 | |
# Each and every rule of the game | 1:41:01 | 1:41:05 | |
# It still remains a mystery to me | 1:41:06 | 1:41:11 | |
# By any other name | 1:41:11 | 1:41:14 | |
# Why she can't make up her mind | 1:41:16 | 1:41:20 | |
# Why he decides to stay | 1:41:21 | 1:41:25 | |
# Why one surrenders and the other runs away | 1:41:26 | 1:41:31 | |
# But it's too much to understand... # | 1:41:32 | 1:41:36 |