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'Turkey. That's smoked turkey and it's quite tender...'

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This programme contains strong language.

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Wake up, Tommy.

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-Let me get a shot, Connie.

-Last call was 15 minutes ago.

-Oh, come on!

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Get one for him too, a real one.

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-I'm trying to get outta here, Tommy.

-Connie. ..Bill, d'you want one?

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HE BELCHES Oh, that's pretty(!)

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Thank you.

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What's your name again?

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-Mike.

-Right. I'm Tommy.

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# I understand... #

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Hey, buddy! Buddy! You, guy!

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Back door. Front door's closed.

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# ..If when we kiss it's not the same... #

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Oh, I'll take that.

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# ..I'll understand

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# It's not your fault... #

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OK, we're closing now.

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Everybody went home, Bill. Bye-bye.

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Everybody went home.

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# ..You didn't mean to be unkind

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# I'll understand

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# Forgetting you

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# Will be far from easy

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# I've grown used to your charms

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# Same old thrill

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# No-one can see

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# The place you know

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# If you find

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# Our love was really meant to be

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# Then hurry back to me

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# And I'll understand

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# I'll understand

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# No, darling, you are not to blame

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# If when we kiss it's not the same

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# Oh, I understand

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# It's not... It's not your fault

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# Because your heart has changed its mind

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# Darling, you didn't mean to be unkind... #

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Get me a three-quarter-inch wrench, Raymond.

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Jesus Christ!

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Your brother's here again.

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D'you want me to talk to him? No, get me a coffee.

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Just don't look at him.

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-What is wrong with him?

-I don't know. Let's just go.

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-He's been standing there every day for a week almost.

-He'll tire of it.

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I'M tired of it!

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-Rob.

-I'm just gonna talk to him. Relax.

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What the fuck, Tommy, huh? What do you want?

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-I just wanna know how it feels.

-How what feels?

-To be a chump.

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-I dunno. You tell me.

-Ha-ha-ha!

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-You're being an asshole!

-At least I know I'm one. Do you?

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-I know you are.

-Do you know YOU are? That's the question.

-I'm an asshole?

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-Yeah.

-Right.

-Yeah. Hey, you're an even bigger asshole than me.

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You know what I'm talking about.

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-Let go of my finger, man!

-I don't wanna hurt you.

-Stop, Rob.

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-In the car.

-Take it easy!

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I'm warning you, man!

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Jesus Christ, calm down.

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# I said hey

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# I'm the stealer

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# Come to steal your love

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# I'm the stealer... #

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Go! Go! Go!

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# ..I'm gonna steal your love away... #

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Hey, Johnny. Johnny!

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-Yo.

-Come here for a second, will you? Hurry up.

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-What's up?

-Sit here and keep your foot on the gas.

-Keeps stalling?

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-Take me two seconds.

-Take your foot off. Let me listen.

-It'll stall.

-I gotta listen just for one second.

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Trust me. Take your foot off. Come on.

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-ENGINE FALTERS That's a serious problem.

-Yeah.

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-Good luck. But don't leave it there. You're blocking my drive.

-All right.

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TRIES ENGINE AGAIN

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-What did you say when you came in?

-I know.

-You made me promise to cut you off after one drink.

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-I already served you two.

-I didn't make you promise.

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-Jackie, what did he say?

-One drink, then he's outta here.

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-You weren't here when I came in!

-You say it every time.

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-What the fuck does she know?

-Hey, show some respect!

-Bill, back me up.

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-Back yourself up.

-Come on, just give me a...

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-You're a weak man.

-That's why I drink it straight. Ice cubes are too heavy.

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Hold it. Look, I'll give you five bucks if you don't drink the drink.

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-I'll do it.

-Don't get weird on me.

-I'm not. Five bucks. You can do it.

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Give him a drink, for Christ's sake!

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-Hey, butt out!

-What will I do with five bucks?

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All right, ten dollars if you walk outta here.

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-I've never been so insulted in my life(!)

-Big money - do it!

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Ten bucks. Don't leave.

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-Out, now!

-I'm out?

-Yeah, you're leaving. Out. Go ahead.

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-Ha-ha-ha!

-I'll get you. I knew he couldn't do it.

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-Can I help you?

-I was in last week. Have you found a mechanic yet?

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-No, not yet.

-OK, cos I'm available.

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You're probably looking at other possibilities, but I can start now.

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-I remember you. Where's your car?

-My car?

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When you left last week, you stalled. It took you 25 minutes to start it.

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That's a piece of shit, but I got it running pretty good now.

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So how come you're on foot?

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Just felt like walking.

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That's my number. If I'm not there, you can leave a message.

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Thanks a lot.

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-D'you think I'm using you?

-Theresa, please!

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-Do you?

-No! I said I was sorry.

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How many times do I have to say it?

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-Whose baby do you think it is?

-Tommy's, OK?

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Is that what you want me to say? Is that what you think I think?

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-Well, if that's what you think...

-It's not what I think.

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Look, I said I'm sorry.

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He's driving me crazy.

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-Well, don't let him.

-I know.

-Ignore him. That's what I do.

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Yeah. You don't even look at him.

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It's like you're trying to punish him or something.

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-You think I'm playing games?

-I don't think you're playing games, but...

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You did go out with him for eight years.

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So what?

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What do you mean, "So what?"

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-What do you mean, "What do I mean?" It's over.

-Then why so fucking cold?

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-What do you want me to say? I'm still in love with him?

-Are you?

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No, you idiot.

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If I wanted to be with him, I would be, and even if the baby was his, I'd still want you.

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-What?

-"Even if it was his baby" - meaning it could be?

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No, I was just saying that.

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"I'd still want you." Not love, want. What do you "want" with me?

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-You are such an asshole!

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

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Yeah? Yeah, well...

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Hey, I'm in there.

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-Will you tell me your name again?

-I told you twice already.

-I know.

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I wanna say it's Christine. It's not, but it sounds like Christine.

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What's this?

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Look into my...

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-Crystal!

-Yeah!

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-God! I'm losing my mind. That's a nice name.

-You said that first time.

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I did?

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-Yeah, you did.

-Oh. I'll say it again. It's a nice name.

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What are you doin'?

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-What am

-I

-doing?

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Who's watching Anna?

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Oh, who's that?

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-Now I got it embezzled in my head.

-All right.

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-I'll tell you another reason.

-Why?

-(It's a pretty name, and you're pretty, like your name.)

-Thank you.

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-You're killing me.

-You're making me blush.

-Pretty name for a pretty girl.

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Give me a kiss.

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Forget it.

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-Do you gamble?

-No.

-Good. I'll make you a bet. ..Connie.

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Get me two big glasses of beer and a shot glass for Cleo...Crystal!

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- Not this stupid trick again, Tommy. - What trick? Who are you tricking?

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-It's not a trick.

-It's a trick.

-It's a gentleman's bet.

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I bet you I can drink two big glasses of beer before you drink one shot glass.

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If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you go home with me.

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-What kind of deal is that?!

-It's a good deal for me!

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-I gotta see this.

-But let me finish one beer first and put my glass down.

-Let me get this straight.

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-You drink one full glass. When you put the glass down, I drink this little glass...

-Yeah.

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-Then whoever finishes first wins.

-Right.

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-Remember, you can't touch my glass.

-Come on, let's just do it.

-..Connie, get me two shots of Wild Turkey.

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D'you want me to leave?

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I'm watching this.

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-One for you, one for me.

-Salute.

-Salute.

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OK, here we go.

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-Wait a minute.

-What?

-Wait till I put my glass down.

-Well, come on!

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-Wait a second.

-No! You can't touch my glass.

-Why not?

-That's the deal. I win.

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That's good. That's good.

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Yeah. I'm glad we could talk.

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-I explained the rules. I win.

-Wait. You said it was a gentleman's...

-I'm not a gentleman. ..Hey! Hey!

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What...?

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I win. You lose.

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-That means you go home with me.

-We'll see about that. You think you got it like that, huh?

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# Either it's love or it isn't

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# There's no compromise

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# Either it's real or it isn't

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# There's no otherwise

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# Don't want your arms Don't want your lips... #

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-Will you do me a favour?

-Anything.

-I'll be right back. OK?

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-But don't sit with anybody. Don't talk to anybody.

-No.

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-Don't dance with anybody else. OK?

-OK.

-I don't wanna lose you.

-You won't.

-All right?

-OK.

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-Do you want another drink?

-I don't think so.

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-Do you wanna sit down?

-Yeah, OK.

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OK.

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-All right?

-Yeah.

-OK.

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It's OK.

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All right?

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-OK, I'll be right back.

-Hurry, OK?

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Take me home after this.

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-Take you home?

-Take me home.

-OK, I'll be right back.

-Hurry.

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SNIFFING

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Were you doing blow in there?

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-You can fucking talk.

-You were, right?

-Fuck you.

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I don't give a shit, but don't let Connie catch you.

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Oh, God!

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I don't even know anyone who does it any more. That's why I'm surprised.

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-You got good shit, or what?

-No, I used to, but...

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-D'you want some? The shit sucks.

-Does it?

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I wouldn't mind doing just a little blast.

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Make sure nobody comes in that door.

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-Hey, man.

-Hi, Freddy.

-You done, or what?

-Yeah, yeah.

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Freddy! > Here. Later.

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# Hold your head up Oh, hold your head up

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# Oh, and hold your head up Oh, and hold your head high... #

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Crystal.

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You gonna wake up?

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Yo! Hey!

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Come on. Are you gonna wake up?

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Crystal, come on.

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Come on. Up, up, up.

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-What are you doin'?

-Just getting her up.

-Put her down. Let her sleep.

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-Hey, what are you doing?

-I need her car keys. She can't drive.

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-She came with me. She doesn't have a car.

-I'll take her home.

-No, you should go home by yourself.

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-Why's everybody here? He's going through her bag.

-Connie...

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-Have a drink.

-I don't want a drink.

-Let her sleep!

-What's wrong?

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-Tommy.

-What?

-Just relax.

-OK. Hey, you relax.

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Fine.

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Nosy.

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All right. You stay here, Anna. Don't move.

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Anna, get over here right now!

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-Get over here.

-No! No, I don't wanna go!

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Please don't do this to me, honey.

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No, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go.

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ALARM CLOCK IS RINGING

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Oh, no!

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CHILDREN SHOUT All right, wait a minute. Quiet. Absolute... Hey!

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Silence. What do I wanna hear? ALL: Uncle Al song.

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OK, let's hear the Uncle Al song.

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# I love Uncle Al His ice cream tastes like heck

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# For him I'd break my neck Cos I love Uncle Al. #

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Uncle Al loves you too... and your mothers.

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CHIMES PLAY

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BELL RINGS

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CRUNCH

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# I never had a dream come true... #

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Tommy!

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Tommy!

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-Yeah?

-Tommy!

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Tommy!

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What's up, Raymond?

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-Were you sleeping?

-Yeah. What do you want?

-I've been trying to call you.

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-Did you hear about Uncle Al?

-No. What?

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He had a heart attack in his ice-cream truck.

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I'll be right down.

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-I'll be right in.

-Make sure you lock up.

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-Tommy.

-Matthew. Man, I can't believe your father.

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Yeah. I know.

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-How you been?

-Me? I'm OK.

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-Remember Samantha?

-Hey, Samantha, how're you doing?

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Good. You look great.

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Thanks. So do you. You got new hair... I mean, not new, but, er...

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Yeah, it's smaller.

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-Hi, Tommy.

-Sandy, how are you? Your father. I'm so sorry.

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-(Who's this?

-George.)

-George. Yeah.

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-Haven't seen you since the wedding.

-Yeah.

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-He wasn't at our wedding, George.

-Oh, your wedding. No, I, er...

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I don't know what happened. Sorry.

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It's all right.

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Tony. Tommy's here.

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I got two eyes, Josie.

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-Doesn't he look good?

-He looks better now.

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-Oh, for Christ's sake, your brother is dead. Can't we have ONE day without an argument?

-All right.

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-Get off my back.

-I'm not on your back!

-Come on, please!

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I'm going in.

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-Did she give you any money?

-No, and I didn't ask.

-Don't ask me either.

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-I'm not.

-I can't give you handouts for ever.

-Why do you have to start? Did I ask for anything?

-All right.

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-Don't yell at me.

-I'm not yelling.

-OK, OK.

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OK.

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Thanks.

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Keep the pack. I've a carton in the car.

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Hi.

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For weeks, I said he didn't look good. Nobody listens to me.

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I just don't understand why he carried on the way he did, knowing...

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People tried to change him. It couldn't be done.

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I couldn't change him. You couldn't change him. Your mother couldn't.

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My mother couldn't. Nobody could change him.

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-Sandy, more coffee?

-No, thanks, Aunt Josie.

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I couldn't change him. Your brother couldn't.

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-I was sorry to hear about you.

-Me?

-Yeah. Matt said you lost your job.

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Oh, that, yeah. Well...

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Whatever.

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Yeah. Well, good mechanics aren't easy to find. It shouldn't be too hard to find another place.

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-I haven't really been looking. I'm just taking it slow.

-Good.

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If you're just looking for a job for the summer, take over Al's truck.

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-Yeah?

-Yeah. Sandy said he made out really good on that.

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Er...driving an ice-cream truck? I don't see myself doing that.

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Hey, Sandy. How're you doing?

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You saw him recently, huh?

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Your father? Yeah, at a poker game last Saturday.

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You see. I never played poker with him. He'd never ask me.

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-No. I was just passing, so I went in.

-We should go downstairs.

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Yeah.

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You know what he said to me?

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He told me to stay after the game for one last drink. One last drink.

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Did he say anything about me?

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Well, yeah. I mean, we talked for a while.

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I bet it was hard for him, Matt. He felt like he was a failure to you.

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He made me feel like a failure, you know. It's... Like I was nothing.

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He felt bad about the kind of father he was, so had to make YOU feel bad.

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That probably made him feel worse. So...

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-- That's why he hated me. - He didn't say he hated you, Matthew.

-How could he hate you?

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Maybe he thought you hated him.

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-D'you think so?

-No. Hey, come on, don't listen to me.

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I'm just... Hey, deep down, he knew how you felt.

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Just like you know how he felt about you. But along the way, things got fucked up, you know. But so what?!

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Everybody's fucked up, but nobody wants anyone else to think they are, but everyone knows anyway, so...

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The thing I'm trying to say, Matthew, is I think in his own way...your father really loved you.

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It's that simple.

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-Er, we should really get back downstairs.

-Yeah.

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HE SNORTS

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Fuck. I just did your line, man.

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-I'm sorry.

-Hey, man, you deserve it.

0:29:500:29:54

Hey, Bill, did you ever kill anybody?

0:30:030:30:07

-What kind of an asshole question is that?

-I mean, in Korea.

0:30:080:30:12

-What career?

-No...

0:30:120:30:16

-Hey, Tommy. I'm away to get some food. D'you wanna come?

-No, I'm OK.

0:30:160:30:21

Rob says, if you come to the station again, he'll call the cops.

0:30:210:30:26

-Did I come by today?

-No, but...you come by every other day.

-So what?

0:30:260:30:31

-Are you his messenger?

-Just telling you.

-Are YOU gonna call the cops?

0:30:310:30:36

-Forget it.

-You wouldn't be working there if it wasn't for me.

-Am I supposed to quit cos you got fired?

0:30:360:30:43

-No, but you're my fuckin' brother.

-It was your fault you got fired.

0:30:430:30:48

-Who told him about the money?

-He asked me! Should I have said

-I

-took it?

-No, but keep your mouth shut!

0:30:480:30:55

-Why are you pissed at me? Every time I talk to you lately...

-Well, don't! That's simple.

0:30:550:31:02

If my best pal stole my girlfriend, fucked her, knocked her up and fired me, I don't know what I'd do, but...

0:31:040:31:11

Look, I asked you and I won't ask you again, move.

0:31:130:31:17

-What? I said...

-Hey, Matthew, sit down.

0:31:170:31:21

-Just move.

-Raymond, sit down.

-Pussy!

0:31:210:31:25

Hey, guys! Hey!

0:31:250:31:27

Christ!

0:31:280:31:30

SHOUTING

0:31:300:31:33

-Get off me!

-Leave go. Come on, man.

0:31:340:31:39

-Just get 'em out! Go!

-Calm down. Calm down, all right?

0:31:390:31:44

-What's that guy doing?

-Just calm down.

0:31:440:31:47

I asked him about five times! D'you wanna drink on the house?

0:31:470:31:51

If I were you, I'd shoot him.

0:31:530:31:56

-Who?

-Your ex-boss. What's his name?

0:31:570:32:00

Rob?

0:32:000:32:02

Rob? Rob's his name?

0:32:020:32:04

-What?

-Rob?!

0:32:040:32:06

He steals your girlfriend and that's his name?

0:32:060:32:11

# We're on a red light, baby Yeah

0:32:120:32:16

# We're on a red...

0:32:160:32:19

# ..red light, baby, red

0:32:220:32:25

# Red light, baby, yeah. #

0:32:250:32:29

So where's the fuckin' after-hours clubs around here?

0:32:290:32:33

Around here, man? Forget about it.

0:32:330:32:37

Oh, fuck! Really? I really don't feel like going home.

0:32:370:32:41

Well...

0:32:410:32:43

-D'you have to make work or anything in the morning?

-No, man!

0:32:430:32:48

-What do you do anyway?

-What do YOU do? You're a mechanic?

0:32:480:32:53

Yeah.

0:32:540:32:55

I've looked around, but... if anyone calls Rob for a reference, I'm screwed.

0:32:550:33:01

-Is he a scumbag or what?

-No, he's pissed off at me. HE'S pissed off at ME.

0:33:010:33:08

Cos the kid's yours, or what?

0:33:080:33:10

She's got him thinking otherwise, but... I mean, yeah, there's this other thing that happened...

0:33:100:33:17

-right before he...let me go.

-What?

0:33:170:33:21

I borrowed money from him and I was gonna put it back.

0:33:210:33:26

You were gonna put it back?

0:33:260:33:29

Yeah, but he didn't know I took it.

0:33:290:33:32

Hold on, man. You took money from the station?

0:33:320:33:36

Yeah, it was Friday night and, er...

0:33:360:33:39

-he wasn't there, so I borrowed this money...

-How much?

0:33:390:33:44

-Fifteen hundred.

-Fifteen hundred bucks?

0:33:450:33:49

-But I went to Atlantic City that weekend, then I lost it all. First time it happened.

-Where am I going?

0:33:490:33:56

Er, three more lights, then you can make a right.

0:33:560:34:00

-How about here?

-Where? Here?

0:34:020:34:05

Yeah, I mean, I'm not far.

0:34:050:34:08

D'you mind if I take another beer?

0:34:120:34:15

See you.

0:34:180:34:20

Fuckin' loser.

0:34:270:34:30

-How are you feeling today?

-OK, but I'm a little tired.

0:34:330:34:38

-D'you want my pancakes?

-Uh-huh. I'm feeling fat.

-I like you fat.

0:34:380:34:44

I don't have to go today. I could stay with you.

0:34:450:34:50

-Are you pitching today?

-Why?

-Maybe if you don't go, your team will win.

0:34:500:34:56

-You said I was fat!

-No, YOU said you were fat.

-I

-said I LIKED you fat.

-I said I was feeling fat.

0:34:560:35:02

Don't start, OK? I'm not in the mood. Everything I say is wrong.

0:35:020:35:07

I'm not starting.

0:35:070:35:09

God! Mr Sensitive.

0:35:090:35:12

Is that a crime?

0:35:120:35:14

No.

0:35:140:35:16

What are you doing?

0:35:190:35:22

I like you like that.

0:35:220:35:24

Eugh!

0:35:240:35:26

You're so fat!

0:35:260:35:29

What you got in there? A Buick? What is it?

0:35:290:35:32

Rob, come here. Bring that camera. Get a shot of this beautiful face.

0:35:340:35:39

Real close. What're you doing, moron? Not me, Sandy! It's HER birthday.

0:35:390:35:45

-She's 23 years old today.

-25, Dad.

-25.

-What do you mean, 25? How can that be?

0:35:450:35:52

-I'm only 42 years old.

-Right(!)

0:35:520:35:55

-Right, and your name is Pinnochio.

-Oh, really? My name is what?

-Pinnochio.

0:35:550:36:01

-Pinnochio. Your nose is growing.

-Is it?

-Uh-huh.

0:36:010:36:05

-You see it growing?

-I see it.

-Look closely.

-I'm looking.

-Maybe something else will grow.

0:36:050:36:11

Oh! You are sick! You are sick!

0:36:110:36:15

-You're a bad boy!

-Don't be gross. It's my birthday.

0:36:150:36:19

-It was him, not me.

-Here's the birthday cake...

0:36:190:36:24

Can you liven this up? I want to sell this to Channel J.

0:36:310:36:35

-Yeah? D'you want me to whip it out?

-ALL: No!

0:36:350:36:39

-Just let me get out the microscopic lens.

-Oooh! Them's fighting words!

0:36:390:36:45

Put up your dukes. Raymond, attend me.

0:36:450:36:49

I-I-I'm gonna kick your ass!

0:36:490:36:52

Hey! Hey! Hey-ho!

0:36:570:37:00

LAUGHING AND SHOUTING

0:37:000:37:03

APPLAUSE AND SHOUTING

0:37:080:37:11

Ho!

0:37:110:37:12

Hey! Hey, come on!

0:37:120:37:15

He killed me. He killed me.

0:37:150:37:19

Oh, God! He needs mouth to mouth.

0:37:190:37:22

Yes, I do. Good idea. Your kid sister.

0:37:220:37:25

-More! More!

-Oh, jeez...! I thought it was you.

0:37:250:37:29

Darling! She was saving my life. You don't understand.

0:37:290:37:33

-And who'll save you from me?

-Oh, help me, please.

0:37:330:37:38

Tell her, I thought it was you. I thought she was you.

0:37:380:37:42

Vic, pitcher of beer, man.

0:37:570:38:00

How are you, Billy?

0:38:000:38:03

-Come home.

-What? I don't wanna live there any more.

0:38:030:38:07

-Let's talk.

-There's nothing to talk about. I get no support from you.

0:38:070:38:12

-Oh, no(!) Just a roof over your head, clothes on your back, food on the table.

-God! I hate you!

0:38:120:38:20

What?

0:38:220:38:24

-Victor.

-My ten bucks. If not, take a walk.

-I got your ten bucks.

0:38:250:38:30

Victor!

0:38:330:38:34

Gimme a Wild Turkey.

0:38:340:38:37

Hey, Tommy.

0:38:450:38:47

What?

0:38:470:38:49

I'm sorry about Al.

0:38:490:38:52

Yeah, me too.

0:38:520:38:55

Hey, Vic. Give Tommy a beer. Do I have to? >

0:38:550:39:00

-Are you buying me a beer?

-Yeah.

0:39:000:39:03

Hey, whoah! Not that swill. If he's buying, I'll take a bottle of beer.

0:39:030:39:08

-Imported.

-Who are you? Mr International?

-Payback.

0:39:080:39:13

-It still hurts.

-I should've bent it back further.

0:39:130:39:17

Thank you.

0:39:170:39:20

See you later.

0:39:220:39:25

RADIO BLARES OUT

0:39:270:39:30

HORN TOOTS

0:39:300:39:33

Hey!

0:39:340:39:35

Fuck!

0:39:350:39:36

No, put the car in neutral and turn it off.

0:39:490:39:53

-I did.

-If you had, it wouldn't have jumped fuckin' forwards.

0:39:530:39:58

-Get us two Budweisers.

-Are you 21?

0:39:580:40:01

I'm 22.

0:40:010:40:03

You got ID?

0:40:030:40:05

-He's 22.

-Can't serve him without ID. He shouldn't even be IN here without ID.

0:40:080:40:14

OK, he's with me, all right? He won't drink.

0:40:140:40:19

What's the problem?

0:40:200:40:23

< Throw 'em both out.

0:40:230:40:25

-Mr Hyde! So this is where you hide.

-He's Dr Jekyll today. Look at him! Grungy!

0:40:290:40:35

-You're pushing it, man.

-I didn't recognise you. You stopped bathing?

0:40:350:40:41

-That's funny, man.

-Thank you. It's bad enough we gotta work on Sunday,

0:40:410:40:46

-then we run into our fuckin' boss.

-You look like you're working your ass off(!) >

0:40:460:40:53

Look, give me a shot of bourbon with that beer. It's on him.

0:40:530:40:58

All right, him too. He's 22.

0:40:580:41:01

Thank you. You own this place too?

0:41:010:41:04

No, he just lives here.

0:41:040:41:06

I thought you were on vacation.

0:41:070:41:11

-You live in here now, huh? You don't like your new house?

-It's fine.

-How about Marie?

0:41:130:41:20

-How does she like it?

-Well...

0:41:200:41:22

-See? See? I fuckin' told you.

-What?

0:41:220:41:26

That you wouldn't like it here. Six months, you and Marie'd be at each other's throats. It's half that.

0:41:260:41:33

-You never said nothing to me.

-I shouldna had to.

0:41:330:41:37

-Marie's a city girl, so are you.

-I hate the city.

-Oh, great(!)

0:41:370:41:42

And this is so much better, huh? Got yourself a lawn to piss on. So what?

0:41:420:41:47

Wonder Bread town. Everyone looks alike, make out they're happy, when they're fuckin' miserable.

0:41:470:41:54

Look around you! It's bullshit!

0:41:540:41:56

-Give me a quarter.

-James, don't play no stupid shit.

0:41:560:42:01

They ain't got no stupid shit.

0:42:010:42:04

Been out for nothing. My tail light is cracked.

0:42:040:42:09

-Aw, shit!

-What happened?

-James hit him in the ass.

-James?

0:42:090:42:14

-You need more drivers.

-Fuckin' guys!

0:42:140:42:17

This cover it?

0:42:220:42:24

-It's my truck.

-It's your truck?

-Yeah.

0:42:240:42:27

-You own that truck?

-He owns, like, five trucks.

-You own five trucks?!

0:42:270:42:32

Yeah.

0:42:340:42:36

I could use some work, man. I'm available.

0:42:360:42:39

I've got a mechanic I use already, I'm sorry.

0:42:390:42:43

I mean as a mover. I'm stronger than I look, man. I can do it.

0:42:430:42:48

Er...well, I got a full crew, you know, I...

0:42:480:42:52

Come on! You don't have to be a genius to move furniture.

0:42:520:42:57

You gotta have a brain.

0:42:570:42:59

Oh, Christ! Bill, just take it easy. Slow down, right?

0:43:170:43:21

Bill.

0:43:340:43:35

Bill!

0:43:370:43:38

You gonna sleep with your clothes on again?

0:43:380:43:42

Connie.

0:43:510:43:53

Where are you going?

0:43:530:43:56

You wanna go and get some breakfast?

0:43:560:43:59

-Don't you ever stop?

-No.

0:43:590:44:01

I'll see you tomorrow, Tommy. You'll be all right.

0:44:030:44:07

Get some sleep.

0:44:070:44:09

Connie.

0:44:140:44:16

What am I gonna do?

0:44:170:44:19

One. Come on, let's go!

0:44:250:44:28

-BELL RINGS Hey!

-Come on, move it.

-What's he doing?

0:44:280:44:33

-We don't want any.

-Come on!

0:44:330:44:36

Hey! Get away from the truck.

0:44:360:44:38

-Back up, come on!

-You come on.

0:44:380:44:41

Hey, you fuck...! Get away from the truck.

0:44:430:44:47

CHIMES RING

0:44:470:44:50

-Where's Uncle Al?

-He's not here any more.

0:45:050:45:09

-When's he coming back?

-He's not. He died.

0:45:090:45:13

Died?

0:45:140:45:16

-Who are you?

-I'm Tommy.

0:45:170:45:20

Uncle Tommy?

0:45:200:45:22

No, just Tommy. Do you want something?

0:45:220:45:26

-BANGING

-Hey!

0:45:440:45:48

Oh, hey, Deb.

0:45:480:45:50

-I need some gum.

-Help yourself.

0:45:500:45:53

-I couldn't believe you were doing this.

-I haven't seen you in how long and this is how you treat me.

0:45:560:46:03

-I'm mad at you.

-What for?

0:46:030:46:06

-What happened between you and Aunt Theresa?

-Ask her, not me.

0:46:060:46:11

-She's smart.

-Why? Cos she hooked up with Rob?

-He's smart too. He doesn't cheat on her.

0:46:110:46:17

How old are you?

0:46:170:46:20

-14.

-You're only 14?

0:46:200:46:23

-I'm 17, stupid!

-When are you gonna be 18?

0:46:230:46:27

-Why? Are you gonna ask me out?

-I might. I'm a free man now.

0:46:270:46:31

-You're an OLD man now.

-Yeah? You wanna get out here?

0:46:310:46:36

-Stop!

-What?

-Stop the truck.

0:46:360:46:38

-Hey, Lisa, what do you want?

-A banana cream pie.

-Banana cream pie?

0:46:400:46:45

Er, we don't have... Do you like fudge bars? Give her a fudge bar.

0:46:490:46:55

It's dead up there. You should turn here.

0:46:550:46:59

Check out this block. Take a left up there. That's how Al used to do it.

0:47:050:47:10

-RINGS BELL

-Don't, you'll give me a headache. Stop, please.

0:47:150:47:20

-Hey, this is your street.

-Yeah, you can drop me off.

0:47:300:47:35

-You don't wanna go all the way?

-I can't, I have to eat. You take a break too. No-one's out till seven.

0:47:350:47:42

-I was gonna go home. How late did Al stay out?

-9.30, 10.00.

-That late?

0:47:420:47:48

Even when you're training.

0:47:480:47:50

Nice. Very nice.

0:47:560:47:58

Get inside and help your mother.

0:47:590:48:02

-Hi.

-You corrupting my daughter or what?

-I thought she was allowed.

0:48:070:48:13

Oh, fuck it. You hungry? D'you want some meat?

0:48:130:48:17

Yeah.

0:48:170:48:19

This is excellent, Patty.

0:48:240:48:27

Yeah, this is good grub, Patty. Can you grab us a couple more beers?

0:48:270:48:31

Hey, Slappy. You all right?

0:48:320:48:35

Good to see you, Tommy. Just because you don't go out with my sister no more doesn't mean you can't stop by.

0:48:350:48:42

-I know. I will.

-I mean it. I missed you.

0:48:420:48:46

I missed you too. I only went out with Theresa to be close to you.

0:48:460:48:51

Stop it.

0:48:510:48:53

It's true. You know, er, I used to have a big crush on you.

0:48:550:49:00

Please.

0:49:010:49:03

-Sorry, Jerry.

-That's all right. You two wanna go upstairs, go ahead.

0:49:030:49:08

- Jerry! - What? It was a joke. He made a joke, so I made a joke.

0:49:080:49:14

Yeah, but his joke was funny.

0:49:140:49:16

-I only married Patty was so I could get close to Theresa.

-That's sick.

0:49:160:49:22

-What?

-Theresa was only 14 when you two married.

-So? She didn't look 14.

0:49:220:49:27

Jerry!

0:49:270:49:29

- What? Not funny? - No. ..Tommy, more roast beef?

0:49:290:49:33

-Debbie doesn't eat meat.

-No?

-She's a veggie.

-I am not.

0:49:330:49:38

-What do you mean?

-I never said I was vegetarian, but eating meat's gross.

0:49:380:49:43

-And chicken?

-They're kept in cages and peck each other's eyes out.

0:49:430:49:48

-Hey! What did I say about talking about that shit at table?

-She asked.

0:49:480:49:53

I don't wanna hear it while eating.

0:49:530:49:56

-Tommy, would you have some more?

-No, I'm fine.

-We should go.

0:49:560:50:02

Hey! You'll get me in trouble again.

0:50:060:50:09

-Thanks a lot for helping me.

-It was fun. You need some help tomorrow?

0:50:100:50:15

-You want to?

-If you want me to.

-Why not?

-All right, see you tomorrow.

0:50:150:50:21

-It was fun.

-Yeah?

0:50:210:50:23

-Bye.

-Bye.

0:50:230:50:25

-Don't he look like you?

-No, he's got a moustache, he's got tights on.

0:50:320:50:37

-You could have a moustache.

-I ain't wearing tights. Anyway, it's fixed.

0:50:370:50:42

-Are you jealous?

-Of this guy in tights with the moustache?

0:50:420:50:47

-He's like one of the Village People.

-Where's your glasses? Bill, Stan got new glasses. Show him your glasses.

0:50:470:50:55

-He don't like 'em.

-Get ready, Bill.

0:50:550:50:58

-You look like an idiot!

-Go fuck, Billy!

0:51:010:51:04

-Why did you say that? He looks like Kissinger.

-I ain't wearing 'em.

0:51:040:51:09

-Look what you did, Billy.

-I'm gonna squint.

-He's gonna squint!

0:51:090:51:14

-D'you think he wants anything?

-I don't think he's coming back out.

0:51:300:51:35

-I had a dream about you last night.

-Really?

-Yeah.

0:51:530:51:57

-You're a jerk.

-What did I do?

0:51:570:52:00

Hi. All right, big guy, what do you want?

0:52:030:52:07

-Blue cotton candy.

-He loves that stuff.

-Hey! How're you doing?

0:52:070:52:13

Hi.

0:52:130:52:15

-What do you say?

-Thank you.

-Thanks.

-Oh, 75 cents.

-Oh, sorry, hold on.

0:52:170:52:22

There you go. Keep the change.

0:52:220:52:25

-You know her?

-Not really. Do you?

-Yeah, she's weird.

-Why?

0:52:310:52:37

-I dunno.

-What's her name again?

-How should I know?

0:52:370:52:41

-You just said you knew her.

-Why, do you like her?

-What do you care?

0:52:410:52:47

CAR TOOTS Look out, look out!

0:52:510:52:55

Got everything you need? Stay here.

0:52:580:53:00

Why did I even bring all this stuff?

0:53:020:53:04

-My ice cream's really nice.

-Can I give it a bite?

0:53:040:53:09

You already had one.

0:53:090:53:12

All right.

0:53:120:53:14

-Can I take a bite of yours?

-Why didn't you just get one?

0:53:160:53:21

-I don't want one, I just want a bite.

-You always take it all, though.

0:53:210:53:26

-Don't let him eat it.

-Hey, you pig! Come on.

-I wasn't gonna.

-You were.

0:53:260:53:31

I'm not.

0:53:310:53:33

Too big? D'you want me to put it back?

0:53:330:53:37

That is really disgusting.

0:53:370:53:40

-D'you want it, then?

-Not after you had your whole mouth on it.

-Yeah, throw it away - putrid, disgusting!

0:53:400:53:46

-Great(!) What are you doing?

-Give me a cigarette.

0:53:490:53:54

You're gonna smoke in front of her?

0:53:540:53:57

-Did you miss Brownie?

-Mm-hm.

-That's why I brought him.

-Thank you.

0:54:000:54:06

Ruff! Ruff!

0:54:060:54:07

-I wanna move to the city or upstate.

-No.

0:54:090:54:12

Where'll she go to school in the city? You'll follow her to class so some idiot doesn't blow her head off?

0:54:120:54:19

-I don't wanna move, Mom.

-We're just talking about it.

-No, we're not.

0:54:190:54:24

-Not talking about it?

-No. We're not moving. Upstate? Commuting two hours every day to go to work?

0:54:240:54:31

-No way!

-You don't go to work every day. You go to a bar every day.

0:54:310:54:36

-I'm on vacation.

-Huh! Great(!) Some vacation! Ever heard of Disneyland?

0:54:360:54:41

-Are we going to Disneyland?

-No.

-We're not.

-Fuck!

0:54:410:54:45

-Hey!

-You shut up.

0:54:450:54:47

-You don't tell me to shut up. I tell you to shut up.

-Hey, Mike.

-Yeah, hey!

0:54:470:54:53

Let's go inside, baby.

0:54:530:54:56

-Come on.

-Let me know when you wanna talk.

-Anna, give me a kiss.

0:54:560:55:01

-Hi.

-Hi.

-How was the movie?

-OK.

-Is he staying?

-No.

0:55:010:55:05

Connie, can you get a beer?

0:55:080:55:11

What are you looking at?

0:55:120:55:15

Are you just looking at my tan line?

0:55:170:55:19

Bill, did you eat? Did you see the change on it for you, the noodles?

0:55:210:55:26

You see my tan? I do look tanned, right? Don't I?

0:55:280:55:33

-Yeah, you look... Yeah.

-I don't look tanned.

0:55:330:55:36

-What?

-I saw you today with someone on your ice-cream truck.

0:55:360:55:41

-That's Debbie, Theresa's niece.

-Ooh! Nice. How old is she?

0:55:410:55:46

-There's nothing going on.

-I just asked how old she is.

-She's 17. Why?

0:55:460:55:52

I mean, I-I-I don't come here...

0:55:520:55:55

I mean...much. I mean, I didn't, but...

0:55:550:55:59

You look like you do.

0:55:590:56:02

Excuse me, hon. You'll have to leave. You've no ID and you're not 21.

0:56:030:56:08

-I am too. I told you. My purse was stolen.

-It's true, I swear.

0:56:080:56:13

-You'll have to leave too.

-Why? I'm 21. I showed you my proof.

0:56:130:56:19

-You lied about your friend here.

-I'm not lying.

0:56:190:56:24

-My boyfriend will tell you how old I am.

-Who's that?

-Tommy.

-Tommy!

0:56:240:56:28

-Bill!

-What?

-Don't lick it so much.

-You too, huh?

0:56:360:56:40

-What?

-Think I'm disgusting.

-I didn't say that.

0:56:400:56:44

-Is this good pot?

-Like you'd know the difference(!)

-I don't. That's why I'm asking.

-Mm-hm.

0:56:440:56:51

It is good.

0:56:530:56:55

-It gets you stoned if it's good?

-It's OK.

0:56:560:56:59

-It's nice. You won't get wasted.

-Yeah.

0:56:590:57:03

-It won't get you too high.

-But you gotta inhale.

-Really(!)

-Well, she doesn't inhale cigarettes.

0:57:030:57:09

-Get outta here.

-You don't!

-He's right, you don't.

-So what?

0:57:090:57:14

LAUGHING Oh, that's really beautiful!

0:57:140:57:18

"That was really beautiful."

0:57:180:57:21

Wow. I wasn't laughing at you.

0:57:220:57:25

-You weren't?

-I guess I was, huh?

0:57:250:57:28

No. With total respect and wonder.

0:57:280:57:32

Oh! That was very...

0:57:320:57:35

deep, heavy shit.

0:57:350:57:37

-I'm serious.

-I know.

0:57:410:57:43

Yeah? Fuck you.

0:57:430:57:46

What?

0:57:460:57:47

-I'm serious.

-Me too.

0:57:470:57:49

Yeah? About what?

0:57:490:57:52

-About what?

-Yeah. What are you serious about?

0:57:520:57:55

Anything. Anything at all. Give me something that you're serious about.

0:57:550:58:00

Oh, that's good.

0:58:000:58:02

-Come on, anything that you're serious about.

-Leave him alone.

-Shut up. I'm asking...

-Don't tell me to shut up.

0:58:020:58:09

-You should shut up. Why don't YOU shut up?

-Kelly, I'm so sorry that I said shut up to you.

-Seriously?

0:58:090:58:16

-LAUGHING She's good.

-I know.

0:58:180:58:22

So that deserves something.

0:58:220:58:24

Voila!

0:58:240:58:26

You?

0:58:290:58:30

I don't want any.

0:58:300:58:33

More for us.

0:58:330:58:35

Er, no, it's all right.

0:58:350:58:38

-Amazing!

-Well, I'm gonna go...

0:58:390:58:42

-look around.

-Hold on.

0:58:420:58:45

I knew it. I don't care.

0:58:480:58:51

I don't want any.

0:58:510:58:53

MUSIC STARTS

0:58:530:58:56

-Can I?

-Sure.

0:58:590:59:01

Right. Wow!

0:59:010:59:03

-Come on, dance with me. It'll be fun.

-No. I don't wanna dance.

0:59:060:59:11

# Cos she cheated cheated cheated Cheated on me, girl

0:59:140:59:18

# Doo-be-doo And she taught me how to dance... #

0:59:180:59:24

Sorry.

0:59:350:59:36

PHONE RINGS

0:59:380:59:41

Shut up. Shut up!

0:59:470:59:49

-MUSIC STOPS

-Oh!

-What?

-Everybody's gotta go.

0:59:500:59:54

Now. Now! Now! Out!

0:59:540:59:56

-Hey!

-Out! Out!

-What's the matter with you?

-Go on! Thanks for coming.

0:59:561:00:02

Goodbye.

1:00:021:00:03

Marie?

1:00:081:00:10

Hi.

1:00:101:00:12

Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

1:00:121:00:15

So sorry.

1:00:151:00:18

I know, I know. Me...

1:00:181:00:20

(Would you get outta here?) Get...!

1:00:201:00:23

Yeah. I know, I just... I mean, er...

1:00:251:00:28

Would you just listen to me? CLATTERING

1:00:281:00:32

Ssh! Get out! What...?

1:00:321:00:34

No, nobody. Noth... Nothing...

1:00:381:00:41

-Where's Kelly?

-She went to the park.

1:00:411:00:44

I thought you were staying with her tonight?

1:00:441:00:48

I'm really stoned.

1:00:481:00:50

-D'you want me to take you home?

-No, I'm too stoned.

1:00:501:00:54

-Hey, Deb.

-What?

-Are you stoned?

1:00:541:00:57

Shut up.

1:00:571:00:59

Whatever it takes.

1:00:591:01:01

Yes.

1:01:011:01:03

Will you just come home?

1:01:051:01:08

Please.

1:01:081:01:09

It's hot.

1:01:181:01:20

-Is it instant?

-Yeah.

1:01:241:01:26

Aye-aye! How are you feeling?

1:01:301:01:33

-Pretty beat.

-D'you wanna lay down?

-I'll fall asleep.

-So?

1:01:331:01:38

-You should be at Kelly's anyway. If you fall asleep, I'll take you home in the morning.

-Sure?

-Yeah.

1:01:381:01:45

-You take the bed. I'll sleep on the couch.

-Do I have to go now?

1:01:451:01:49

No, we can go to bed later. I mean... You know what I mean.

1:01:491:01:54

So tell me about Mike.

1:02:041:02:07

Mike?

1:02:071:02:08

That guy's some kind of a whacko.

1:02:161:02:18

-Why?

-I don't know. There's something wrong with that guy.

1:02:181:02:23

-If I had a wife and kid, I wouldn't be doing what he's doing.

-Like what?

1:02:231:02:28

-Hangs out at the bar all the time, does shitty drugs.

-It's what you do.

1:02:281:02:33

-Yeah, but I'm not him.

-So if you and Theresa were married and the kid was yours, you'd be different?

1:02:331:02:40

-Where did that come from?

-You said it.

1:02:401:02:44

-I said if I had a wife and kid - I didn't say with who.

-Well, what does Mike do for a living?

1:02:441:02:51

He owns trucks. He's got a moving company. He's not really my friend.

1:02:511:02:56

Do you have any friends?

1:02:561:02:59

What do you mean, do I have any friends? Yeah!

1:03:011:03:05

-You used to hang out with my dad.

-He had his own crew, some real sickos.

1:03:051:03:11

-Like himself.

-Hey, Jerry's all right.

1:03:111:03:15

-He saved my life once.

-He was gonna kill you, but changed his mind?

-No.

1:03:151:03:20

One time... this guy had me by the throat.

1:03:221:03:27

-This big guy.

-Where?

-At the Trees.

1:03:271:03:30

I don't even know what I did to him. Jerry picks up one of those big glass ashtrays

1:03:301:03:36

-and he just whacks it down on the guy's head.

-He scares me sometimes.

1:03:361:03:42

-So you used to get in a lot of fights?

-Me? No.

1:03:431:03:48

My friends did all the time, but I was useless in fights. They'd kick me around for laughs.

1:03:481:03:54

-Yeah, I remember when you used to be funny.

-When I USED to be funny?

1:03:541:04:00

You and Rob did the Wizard Of Oz for me when I was little. Remember?

1:04:001:04:05

-Yeah.

-The Munchkin song? Do it.

1:04:051:04:08

Get outta here!

1:04:081:04:11

-Come on, please.

-No way!

1:04:111:04:13

Just a little bit.

1:04:131:04:15

# As coroner of Munchkinland...

1:04:171:04:20

-Do the Cowardly Lion.

-No, forget it. No more.

1:04:261:04:30

Oh! You used to be good at imitations.

1:04:301:04:34

-MARLON BRANDO VOICE

-Yeah, I coulda been somebody.

1:04:341:04:39

Instead, I'm an ice-cream man, which is what I am, let's face it.

1:04:391:04:43

-Who was that?

-What?

1:04:431:04:47

-Was that Jerry Lewis?

-Jerry Lewis?!

1:04:471:04:50

You thought that was Jerry Lewis?!

1:04:501:04:53

That's it. You're going home. Come on.

1:04:531:04:56

Where's your shoes?

1:04:561:04:59

Hey!

1:05:001:05:02

-D'you wanna wrestle?

-No.

-Come on, I'll show you how.

-I know how. I'll whop your ass.

-You think so?

-Yeah.

1:05:021:05:09

Let's see.

1:05:091:05:10

-Hey! You can't hit!

-Why not?

1:05:101:05:13

Ouch! Jesus! Ow! Hey!

1:05:151:05:18

Oh, God!

1:05:191:05:21

I don't wanna wrestle any more!

1:05:211:05:23

OK. OK.

1:05:231:05:26

What do you wanna do?

1:05:321:05:35

I don't know.

1:05:351:05:37

-D'you wanna watch TV?

-No.

1:05:411:05:44

-D'you want me to take you home?

-No.

1:05:461:05:49

-Is this good here? I'd drive you further, but...

-No, this is fine.

1:06:301:06:35

-All right.

-I should go.

-Maybe I'll see you later?

-Yeah, I dunno.

1:06:351:06:40

-What's the matter?

-I kinda feel weird. Don't you?

-Why?

1:06:401:06:45

-I mean, we just had some fun, that's all.

-Yeah.

1:06:451:06:50

It's all right.

1:06:511:06:53

-See you, Tommy.

-Bye.

1:06:541:06:57

Hey! Don't forget your bag.

1:06:581:07:01

Oh, Christ!

1:07:191:07:21

HORN TOOTS

1:07:241:07:27

-You seen Debbie?

-Hey, Jerry. What are you doing?

1:07:291:07:33

-Looking for Debbie. What are you doing here?

-You're looking for Debbie?

-That's what I just said.

1:07:331:07:39

She was at a friend's last night, but she snuck out. Her friend got busted in the park, but Debbie wasn't there.

1:07:391:07:46

-No?

-No, and I'm fuckin' pissed!

1:07:461:07:49

-Were you at the Trees last night?

-Er, last night, no. I mean... No.

1:07:521:07:58

-Why?

-I thought maybe they were bar hopping. The girl had phoney ID.

-Oh.

1:07:581:08:03

-What are you doing out so early, Tommy?

-Just restocking the truck before there's a line.

1:08:071:08:14

Yeah, OK, Tommy. I'll let you go, all right?

1:08:151:08:19

All right. Well, let me know she's all right.

1:08:191:08:23

Oh, yeah.

1:08:231:08:24

Fuck!

1:08:331:08:34

She's home. Where was she?

1:08:491:08:52

I don't know. Let me handle it. She's gotta learn. Jerry, I'm warning you!

1:08:521:08:57

Hey, I'm going to talk to her. That's all.

1:08:571:09:00

We asked you a question. Where were you?

1:09:001:09:04

-Fucking leave me alone!

-What did you say to me? Hey!

1:09:041:09:08

Did you slam this door on me?!

1:09:091:09:12

Huh? Don't ever slam the door in my house!

1:09:121:09:16

PHONE RINGS

1:09:191:09:22

Hello.

1:09:291:09:31

Hi, it's me.

1:09:311:09:33

Theresa?

1:09:341:09:35

-No, Debbie.

-Oh.

1:09:351:09:38

-What's up?

-My dad threw shit this morning. He fucking whaled on me.

1:09:391:09:44

-He what?

-He went nuts cos I wouldn't tell him where I was last night.

1:09:441:09:49

-Tommy?

-Yeah, I'm here.

1:09:551:09:57

Can I come over?

1:09:591:10:01

Er...

1:10:011:10:03

Well, where's, er...

1:10:031:10:05

-Where's Jerry?

-He went out. I don't wanna be here when he gets back.

1:10:051:10:11

-I was just about to take the truck out.

-Can I come with you?

-Oh...

1:10:111:10:17

I don't think that's a good idea.

1:10:171:10:20

Why not?

1:10:201:10:23

It... It's just not.

1:10:241:10:26

What do you think we should do?

1:10:311:10:34

What do you mean?

1:10:341:10:36

With my dad. Can you talk to him? Tell him I was with you?

1:10:361:10:41

Oh. I dunno, Deb.

1:10:411:10:44

You don't think we should tell him?

1:10:441:10:47

I, er...

1:10:471:10:49

I...I...

1:10:491:10:51

I... I can't think straight right now.

1:10:511:10:55

Deb?

1:10:591:11:00

-What?

-Are you OK?

1:11:001:11:03

Did, er...? How bad did he...?

1:11:031:11:06

Easy does it. Take a little sip.

1:11:201:11:23

-That's enough. Relax. You better?

-I'm fine.

1:11:231:11:27

-Billy, you don't look so hot. Go upstairs and lay down.

-OK.

-Wipe his nose, Stan.

1:11:271:11:34

-Are you all right, Billy?

-Yeah.

1:11:341:11:37

How're you doing, Vic? Did you work last night? No, Connie did.

1:11:371:11:42

Is she working tonight? She'll be here at four o'clock.

1:11:421:11:47

Give me another one. Give Billy one. I think we almost had him there.

1:11:491:11:54

Yeah, that's why I don't wanna give him one. He won't stop.

1:11:541:11:58

-Hey, Deb.

-Hey, Tommy. This is my friend, Puck.

1:12:331:12:38

-Puck, Tommy.

-Tommy, man. How're you doing?

1:12:381:12:42

-What's going on?

-Do you remember me?

1:12:421:12:45

Kelly's little brother - Eddie.

1:12:451:12:48

-What do they call you now?

-Puck.

1:12:481:12:51

-Do you play guitar?

-Yeah, she's good.

-Let's go.

1:12:521:12:57

See you.

1:12:571:13:00

-Are you moving out?

-Yeah.

-Tommy, have you got some ice for the road?

1:13:031:13:08

-We don't have time, Eddie. Let's just go.

-Just wait a minute, please.

1:13:081:13:13

-Where are you moving to?

-With my cousin Vicky in the city. All right?

1:13:131:13:19

-I can give you a ride.

-What? Sell ice creams on the way.

-Really, dude, it's cool. I don't mind taking her.

1:13:191:13:26

-Where does your cousin live?

-263 East Tenth Street.

1:13:261:13:30

-What?

-Hey, Deb.

1:13:301:13:33

Are you all right?

1:13:331:13:36

-Can we go?

-Going, going.

1:13:391:13:41

Hey, Tommy, I'll see you later, bro.

1:13:451:13:48

Who else was here last night?

1:14:021:14:05

I told you, nobody. I, er...

1:14:051:14:08

Tommy from the bar.

1:14:091:14:11

What were you guys doing?

1:14:111:14:13

Hangin' out.

1:14:131:14:16

-You don't care that I have people over?

-I thought you said it was just you and him?

1:14:201:14:27

You know, I really don't wanna talk about it no more. Do we have to?

1:14:311:14:36

I'm really glad you're home. I really am.

1:14:361:14:40

Really. So can we just...?

1:14:421:14:44

Can we just stop? Please?

1:14:441:14:47

Do you want some ice cream?

1:14:521:14:55

-There you go. Who gets the change?

-Me.

-All right, Mommy.

1:15:061:15:10

-When I got outside, the other girl left, Debbie didn't wanna go home, so she came to my place.

-Your place?

1:15:101:15:18

-Yeah, which isn't clean... ..Can I help you?

-This is Marie, my wife.

1:15:181:15:23

-Oh, hi. I'm Tommy.

-Tommy? You're the Tommy who was over last night?

1:15:231:15:30

Er...

1:15:301:15:31

Yeah. We were just, er... The bar got crowded, so we were hanging out.

1:15:311:15:37

-I hope that's OK.

-Yeah, sure.

1:15:371:15:40

-You got a nice place.

-Thanks.

-Thanks.

1:15:401:15:44

-How much?

-Five.

-So I guess I'm supposed to ask if anyone else was there with you.

1:15:441:15:51

Like girls, maybe.

1:15:511:15:53

-Er...no. No, just me and Mike.

-Oh.

1:15:541:15:58

It was a joke, Tommy.

1:15:591:16:01

-Oh.

-Let's go.

1:16:011:16:04

-Yeah, there were five or six girls there.

-Really?

1:16:041:16:08

-Naked girls.

-Sounds like fun. Sorry I missed it.

-Yeah, me too.

-See you.

1:16:081:16:13

Oh, shit!

1:16:131:16:16

-She was with you last night. Fuck!

-Jerry. Take it easy.

1:16:161:16:20

-Wasn't she?!

-Nothing happened, I swear.

-She's 17 years old!

1:16:201:16:26

Jerry. Jerry, come on, man!

1:16:291:16:33

I fuckin' trusted you!

1:16:341:16:37

What happened last night, Michael?

1:16:371:16:40

Just give me a fuckin' break. What? What?!

1:16:401:16:43

I wish you'd just tell me the truth for once.

1:16:451:16:49

Hey, fuck you!

1:16:511:16:53

-Jerry, come on, man!

-I'll fuckin' kill you.

1:16:551:16:59

Jerry! Come on, man! Cut it out. I swear to God, nothing happened.

1:16:591:17:04

-You're fuckin' dead!

-Nothing happened, I swear.

1:17:041:17:08

-Ow! Jerry!

-You're fuckin' dead, Tommy.

1:17:081:17:13

Ow! Jerry! Get him away from me.

1:17:131:17:15

-You're fuckin' dead.

-Nothing happened.

-You're dead!

-Come on, man.

1:17:151:17:20

Kiss the truck goodbye, Tommy.

1:17:201:17:23

Hey, Jerry, come on, man.

1:17:241:17:27

Jerry!

1:17:281:17:30

-Oh, man!

-D'you like that, Tommy?

-That's my truck.

-Fuck!

-Jerry!

1:17:311:17:35

Come on, man! I'm sorry, all right? I should've told you, OK? But, please...

1:17:351:17:42

You like that, Tommy, huh?

1:17:421:17:44

She's 17 years old.

1:17:441:17:47

Fuck you, Tommy.

1:18:141:18:16

You didn't try anything with Debbie, did you?

1:18:311:18:35

Tommy!

1:18:361:18:37

-Well...

-She's like 17.

1:18:371:18:40

I know, Raymond, but I... I swear to God, nothing happened.

1:18:401:18:44

You know, she ended up staying over. Nothing happened. We just made out like a couple of high school kids.

1:18:441:18:52

-She IS a high school kid.

-I know, Raymond, I was there.

1:18:521:18:57

Hi.

1:19:171:19:19

Hi. I heard you were here.

1:19:191:19:22

-Who told you? Your mother?

-What happened?

1:19:231:19:27

I'll tell you some other time.

1:19:291:19:31

How are you doing?

1:19:311:19:34

-I'm all right.

-You look good.

1:19:341:19:36

-You just missed the baby.

-I saw the baby.

-You did?

-Yeah.

1:19:361:19:41

Isn't he beautiful?

1:19:411:19:44

He's so little.

1:19:441:19:46

He's a little old man. Can't they take some of the wrinkles out?

1:19:461:19:51

-Cut it out.

-You gave birth to Mr Magoo.

1:19:511:19:55

No, he's... He's amazing.

1:19:551:19:58

What are you gonna name him?

1:19:591:20:02

Um, we didn't decide yet.

1:20:021:20:05

Um... you know when we were going out...

1:20:131:20:16

I was a jerk a lot

1:20:161:20:19

and, er...I treated you like...

1:20:191:20:23

Like shit?

1:20:241:20:26

Yeah.

1:20:271:20:28

Yeah?

1:20:281:20:30

Well...

1:20:321:20:33

I'm sorry.

1:20:331:20:36

I was really fucked up back then.

1:20:391:20:42

Oh, and you've really straightened yourself out now, right?

1:20:421:20:47

-I would if I had a kid.

-Tommy.

-I mean...

1:20:471:20:50

-If we'd had a kid...

-Tommy.

1:20:501:20:53

I would.

1:20:531:20:55

I mean, things... It...

1:20:561:20:59

-It was so much better when we were together.

-Just tell me how fucked up you were.

1:20:591:21:05

I know, but now...I'm even worse.

1:21:051:21:08

I don't know what I'm doing.

1:21:081:21:11

I just, er...

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I just feel like...

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I don't know what I feel. I don't feel anything.

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Except lost.

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Look, I was stupid to think I was going to change you.

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I know. I gotta do that myself and all that shit, but...

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If I had a reason...

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Look, I don't care if the baby's not mine. I don't.

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Tommy, stop.

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I'm really tired.

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Would you mind if I just sit here for a while?

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Rob is gonna be back any minute, so...

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OK.

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I'm sorry.

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Yeah, I know.

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What? You're drinking the whole bottle.

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This is my last one, then I'm gonna go. >

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Jesus! I thought you were Bill.

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What happened?

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-Yuk!

-Nothing. Give me a Wild Turkey and a beer.

-Don't talk to me that way, Tommy!

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I'm sorry. Can I just get my drink and a beer, please?

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Your friend Jerry was in asking if I saw you and his daughter last night. I hope I didn't say the wrong thing.

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Like, "I think Tommy's bopping your daughter."

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I only told him what I saw. He must've drew his own conclusion.

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Looks like he drew it on your head.

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-LAUGHING "Conclusion on your head."

-Real funny.

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-Hey, you're in Billy's seat.

-What is this? So what?

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No respect.

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-Where is he anyway?

-He's in the hospital.

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What do you mean, in hospital? What happened?

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He just stopped breathing. Puff! Just like that, stopped.

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It's true. It wasn't like he had an attack. He just fell off the stool, like all the air went out of him.

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Well, shouldn't someone be with him?

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Yeah, I'm gonna go in a few minutes.

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You've been saying that for hours. Time you get there, he'll be dead.

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-Hey! I'll go when

-I

-feel like it. When I'm ready, then I'll go.

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-He's gonna be all right.

-Come on, don't talk like an idiot.

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-Don't call me an idiot.

-Then don't talk like one.

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Listen, he's gonna be fine. They just have to clean out his system.

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-What the hell are you talking about, clean out his system?

-Shut up, Jackie.

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Give me a quarter, Con, for the box.

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-You're not gonna play that song again.

-Just be quiet.

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# I'll understand

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# And darling you are not to blame

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# If when we kiss it's not the same

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# I'll understand

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# It's not your fault

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# Because your heart has changed its mind

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# You didn't mean to be unkind

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# I'll understand

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# Forgetting you will be far from easy

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# I've grown used to your charms

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# Same old thrill

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# No-one can see the place you know

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# If you find

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# Our love was really meant to be

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# Then hurry back to me

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# And I'll understand

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# No-one understands

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# No darling you were not to blame. #

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Subtitles by Roger Young BBC Scotland - 2001

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Black comedy about the missed opportunities and cruel blows of fate suffered by an alcoholic and professional loser, and his barfly buddies.

It has not been a good month for the down-and-out Tommy. Sacked from his job as a mechanic by the boss who also stole his girlfriend, he eventually lands a job driving an ice-cream truck and finds himself mixed up with a 17-year-old tearaway.


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