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-Morning. -Morning. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
-What's this nonsense? -Excuse me? -You have given me the wrong post. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Isn't this...? | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
-Chandana and Chandana's? -Mm. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
There we are. You a chain or something? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
No, we are not a bloody chain. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
-Well, that's got to be confusing. -Not if you can read, you idiot. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
HINDI MUSIC PLAYS | 0:01:25 | 0:01:29 | |
-Mum, I'm finished. -Five minutes, and then we're leaving. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
Serve it while it's hot, Chandu. It's not for my in-laws. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
Go! | 0:03:20 | 0:03:21 | |
-So, why are we here? -Oh, this is a romantic dinner. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
Something couples do, apparently. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
No, smart-arse, what are we doing in this place? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
We've never been to an Indian restaurant together. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
Yeah, tell me again, why is that? | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
Because nowhere's as good as my dad's. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
Well, until I meet your father and taste his food, | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
I really couldn't say, could I? | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
That's what this is about. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:01 | |
You will meet him. It'd just be simpler if we wait un... | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
-Until we're engaged? -SHE GASPS | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Anything wrong, madam? | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
Erm, no. I mean, yes. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
No, there's nothing wrong with the food. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Although, if you really want to know, | 0:04:16 | 0:04:17 | |
the cauliflower in the aloo gobi was overcooked. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
I thought it was great. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
You're clueless. And the daal had a little too much garlic, I think. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
-Wow. -My grandmother's. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
-It's beautiful. -What? -What she said. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
-What's the problem? -She said the gobi was overcooked. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
WHAT?! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Wait, wait, wait. Look, look, look. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
-Oh, wow! -I know. -This is amazing! -Look at the view. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
Oh, Mark. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
-You happy? -Yes, very happy. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
-Oh, I love you so much. -Are you ready? | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
-And I'm so hungry. -What? -Yeah, we didn't have dessert. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
Well, no, cos someone got us thrown out of the restaurant, didn't they? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:10 | |
-Please? -Room service? -You love me that much? | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
Yes, I love you that much. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
Love everything about you, even your weird appetite. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
-I think I can wait for dessert. -Excellent. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
Er, yes, could we have the cheesecake and the chocolate mousse? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
-And ice cream. -And ice cream. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
Flavours? | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
-Just a little bit of everything, I think. -Thank you. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Have I told you lately that I'm engaged? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
-Yup, couple of times. -SHE LAUGHS | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
-Thank you. -Oh, it's all right. I quite like it too. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
No, thank you for being patient. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
-I think two years qualifies as very patient. -Yes, it does. -Yes, it does. | 0:05:54 | 0:06:00 | |
You see, my dad is very, very Indian. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
In Hindi, there isn't even a word for "boyfriend," | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
so if I'd told him I was seeing anyone, he'd have started | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
making wedding plans, which might have scared you off. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
My uncle's even worse. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:14 | |
Well, now they can both scare me to their hearts' content. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
I'm just... We could go up now, if you like. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
You're very sexy without your clothes on, | 0:06:20 | 0:06:21 | |
but you might want to wear a suit when you meet my dad. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
He's very traditional. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
Well, I'll wear whatever he wants. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
I'm just looking forward to meeting him. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
I know, just... | 0:06:29 | 0:06:30 | |
Let me go up and see him on my own first, and sort a few things out. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
-I've taken a few days off for Holi, anyway. -OK. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
One more thing - do you mind if I don't wear my ring | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
back to Leicester? It's just, if Dad sees it before I tell him, | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
with his heart issues, it might not be so great. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
OK. Yeah, I'll bring it up next weekend. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
Somebody came and did this, and no-one heard anything! | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
How can this keep happening? I was away for ten minutes. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
It wasn't anyone's fault, Raja sahib. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
The kitchen was busy, the mixer was on, the potato peeler, | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
the dishwasher, it was very noisy, huh? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
Tarun. Oi! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:44 | |
-Table 11 call to confirm? -Twice, boss. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
Nobody calls twice to confirm a booking. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
Why didn't you tell me this earlier? Go to the kitchen. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
-What for? Everybody's been served. -Are you bloody joking me? | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
-How long you been working here? -Three and a half years, boss. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
Then you should know there's always something to do in a restaurant. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
-Go and peel some onions or dry some plates. Go and do something! -OK. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
HINDI MUSIC PLAYS | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
No, it's impossible. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
You're a surgeon. You're supposed to be good with your hands. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
Hands is a plural. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
-Right, I'm hungry now. What's the big deal? -No big deal. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
Feel free to employ the left hand, | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
the hand traditionally used to wipe the arse, and sup from your | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
prospective father-in-law's carefully prepared Hindu feast. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
You're keen to impress him, and that will impress him(!) | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Well, that'll take the edge off the ravenous man(!) | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
-Who asked who for help? -Something I'm already regretting. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
I'll make an Asian out of you yet. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Oi oi oi oi, left hand! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
My house, my rules. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:57 | |
Prick. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:00 | |
Don't forget to pick your sister up from the station, you lazy. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
I'll be busy getting her dinner ready. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
You told me. I'm there. Chill, man. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
-JAGI: -Nobody wants to work any more. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
They want to get paid for doing nothing. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
-If they're so useless, give them the sack. -Sack? | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
They've got me by the bloody sack, squeezing without mercy. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
They know it's impossible to find an Indian waiter, | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
with all this European Union bullshit! | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
You know what this country would be without Indian doctors? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
-Waiters, chefs, hm? Sick and starving. -Get someone else, then. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
Who else wants to work in an Indian restaurant? You tell me. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
-The Polish student who was looking for work. -Don't be absurd, woman. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
Because he doesn't speak Hindi? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
Half your staff don't speak Hindi. Your children don't speak Hindi. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:54 | |
Not the stupidest idea you've had. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Poles work hard, like Indians. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
Sometimes I wonder why I married someone so... | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
-..charming. -Marry a charmer if you want. They won't bloody feed you. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
-I can feed myself, thank you. -You? | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
And before you utter another syllable, | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
think about the consequences. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
-Dee! -Hey, there she is. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Shalini's not been home for months. I'm cooking all her favourites. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
So, I'm going to ask Dad to sort things out with Uncle Jagi. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
Oh, man. Look, I'm all about the love, but that's not realistic. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 | |
The old boy's still super-vexed. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
You want to get him smoking again, that's the way to do it. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
I want all the family at the wedding. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
I want the dinner to be cooked by my dad and my uncle. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
You know, last few months, it's got a lot worse between them. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
-Why? -Uncle J's been emptying bin bags outside Dad's kitchen, | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
then called the health inspectors with an "anonymous tip-off." | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
-He wouldn't do that! -Well, Dad's totally convinced. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
And Uncle J reckons Dad's been making bogus bookings. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
Someone's been doing it, right? | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
It's been tough round here. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
People going out of business, poaching staff, undercutting prices. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:15 | |
-You've not been around. -I know. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
Guys doing all right are the young guys who do deliveries. Fast food. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
I thought business had been good since the Food Guide review. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
Shals, man, that was a year ago. You've barely been back since. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
That review has only created more aggravation. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
-Thank you very much. -Thank you. -Enjoy it? -Yes. -Good samosas? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:33 | |
-Thank you for coming, goodnight. -Thank you. -Bye-bye. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
They didn't order any of my main courses. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
You know how many starters they had. They were stuffed, Raja sahib. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
Not stuffed enough. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
This is how my fate is written, then I must accept it. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
I thought you'd be looking a bit more excited, Dad. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
-Ah, my little girl is home. -How are you? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
-Happy to see you. -Well, you don't look it. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
-Well, I am! -What about me, big guy? | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
I see you every day, chillaxing on the sofa. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
Been keeping my dad out of trouble, Kirit ji? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
-Can we eat, please? I'm starving! -Yes, yes, yes, come. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
-Mm! I love being home. -You love eating, man. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:53 | |
Where do you put it all? | 0:12:53 | 0:12:54 | |
You've changed the recipe for the aubergine starter. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
Nothing wrong with Uncle Provin's recipe. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
You changed something. This is better. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
A recipe is only ever as good as its interpreter. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
What is a pinch of jeera? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:06 | |
God has made all our hands and hearts different. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:10 | |
OK, tell me something - what was wrong with the aloo gobi? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
-Oh, shit, man, do you have to start? -I won't get upset. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:16 | |
And don't call me "man." I'm your bloody father. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
I saw your sister's face, and I know it wasn't perfect. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
-What's perfect, Dad? -Your Dadima's recipe. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
-And it isn't the same, is it? -No, it's not the same. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
-Dadima's recipe had a little mango powder, I think. -Amchur. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
Why, yes. Amchur. It did. Your memory and taste are exceptional! | 0:13:34 | 0:13:39 | |
Learn. Learn something. Learn from your sister, man(!) | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
"For the ultimate Indian experience, do what the locals do. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
"Eat your starter here, and your main course there." | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
"Why doesn't he offer his sister for dessert, eh? | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
For the "ultimate experience!" | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
I'm a Chandana, not Ronald McFuckingDonald. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
And that girl, unlike the fruit of my loins, can taste the difference. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
Jagi, I'm not one of your staff. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
-HE SPEAKS HINDI -..I'm tired. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:43 | |
Your mother was beautiful. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
Couldn't cook, though. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
-Her matar paneer was the best. -Her one dish. Yes, it was. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:07 | |
You cooking? | 0:15:10 | 0:15:11 | |
I don't really have the time. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
-Dad. -Mm. -There's something I need to tell you. -Yes. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
This might come as a surprise, but... | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
I'm getting married. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
Who is he? | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
Someone I've known for a while. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
What is his name? | 0:15:37 | 0:15:38 | |
Mark. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:41 | |
Mark. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:46 | |
You know, I have to say, there's a big part of me thought I'd | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
-never meet her dad. -Never thought she'd go through with it, mate. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
What do...? You said there are lots of couples in the same situation. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
There are, but what I didn't tell you is that, most of the time, | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
it doesn't work out. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
-Didn't want to worry you. -Well, thanks(!) Scare me now. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
Just that generation. Traditional. Straight from the village. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
Her dad's from Delhi. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:08 | |
I'm talking about Leicester. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
-You ever been? -No. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:11 | |
Dark place. It's all fine now, though. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
You're going to visit the dad, | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
and she's had time to cancel and she hasn't. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
Gaia swung by Southall to pick these up. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
In-laws Holi presents. Enough sugar in these badboys | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
to stop a raging bull or enraged father-in-law. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
Not that he'll be enraged. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
It's just Indian dads, you never know. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
I'm terrified of my father-in-law. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
And I'm Indian. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:38 | |
And loaded. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:40 | |
-- His parents are English? -Yes. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
Hmm. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:46 | |
You're not all right with this. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
-What does he do? -He's a doctor. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
-What sort of doctor? -A trauma surgeon. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
Dad, I know this might not be what you want... | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
Why don't you understand? | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
You being happy means more to me than anything. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
Are you happy? | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
-I am. Very happy. -Then why would I not be, huh? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:18 | |
My only regret is that your mother isn't here now. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
Thank you, Dad. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
This means so much to me. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:33 | |
Hey, I want to show you something. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
That was the day of our wedding. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
I haven't seen this before. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:45 | |
Back home at that time, | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
being a chef meant that you were basically a servant. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
We came here looking for a better life. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
When your mother had had enough of fighting... | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
..when she just couldn't take any more chemotherapy, | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
she made me promise her, "Whatever Shalini wants." | 0:18:04 | 0:18:08 | |
She just wanted you to have the kind of wedding | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
we could never have dreamed of. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
-I'm so sorry, Dad. -No, no, I'm sorry. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:16 | |
It's a happy time, and I'm spoiling it, huh? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
-So, tell me, whatever you want. -Whatever I want? -Of course. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
-What is it? -I want all the family to be at the wedding. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
Tomorrow morning, I'm going to call everyone. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
I'm talking about Uncle Jagi. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
-What? -I want you to invite Uncle Jagi. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
He'll come if you go and see him. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
"Go and see him?" | 0:18:38 | 0:18:39 | |
-Have you been speaking to them? -Yes. -I asked you not to. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
I'm sorry, Dad, he's my uncle. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
And I'm your father. Doesn't that mean anything to you? | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
-Please, Dad, don't be ridiculous. -Me? Ridiculous? | 0:18:49 | 0:18:53 | |
Do you know what he's been up to only this week? | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
If he wants to come to me, I'll talk to him. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
-Why should I go to his house? -Because I'm your daughter. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
-Now you blackmail me. -I'm not blackmailing you! | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
This is just a chance to sort things out. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
I don't want to sort things out. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:09 | |
You're happy with things as they are? | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
Is this my fault? | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
I don't know, we don't talk about it, | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
but this can't just be because you sold a family recipe. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
So, you have taken his side! | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
I'm not taking anyone's side, I just want to have the wedding I want. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:26 | |
Will you at least think about it? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
There's nothing to think about! | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
-I can never go to him. -You said, "Whatever I want." | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
You just told me you promised Mum. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
Ask me anything else. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
If it can't be the way I want it to be, I won't have an Indian wedding. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
I'm not going to be a hypocrite and have | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
a Hindu blessing when it would have no meaning. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
You know how much this hurts me? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
That's not what I want to do. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
Ask me for anything else, but I can never go to your uncle. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
I thought family came before everything, | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
even if it means sacrifice. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:04 | |
Isn't that what Dadima used to say? | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
SHOWER RUNS | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
-MARK ON VOICEMAIL: -Hi, this is Mark's phone. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
I can't talk to you at the moment, | 0:20:36 | 0:20:37 | |
so leave a message and I'll call you back. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
Hi, Mark, it's me. I was hoping to speak to you, so... | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
Look, I know you're excited about meeting Dad, | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
but there's a slight change of plan. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
Dad and I had a bit of an argument last night. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
Don't worry, everything's fine, | 0:20:51 | 0:20:52 | |
but I'm going to need another week to sort things out with my family. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
So, can we postpone you coming up until next weekend? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:59 | |
I'm really sorry, I know you've waited two years, | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
but I just need one more week. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
OK? Erm, I love you. Speak to you later. Bye. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
-Hello, Leelu Auntie. -Shalini, so good to see you! Welcome home. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:42 | |
-Look who's here. -Happy Holi, cousins! | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
Happy Holi, didi. Oh, and congratulations. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
A surgeon as a husband? Bit unoriginal, isn't it? | 0:21:49 | 0:21:53 | |
I want to say, "It's good to see you," but I almost didn't see you. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
-You've lost so much weight. -I really haven't. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
One way to check. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:00 | |
What do lawyers basically do? | 0:22:05 | 0:22:06 | |
Basically, we argue with each other until one of us wins. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:10 | |
Seema would make a good lawyer. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
You're right, Sonu. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:14 | |
And you're going to do really well in the call centre. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
Mango powder. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:18 | |
-Too much? -Mm-mm. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:21 | |
It's perfect. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
-Your Dadima spent a lifetime getting the recipe right. -I know. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:33 | |
I have to get to the restaurant. The Holi lunch rush. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
I've got something for you. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:45 | |
-What is this nonsense? -Open it and see. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
I got it engraved. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:57 | |
Such a gift. You have to take something for it. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:06 | |
Uh-uh-uh-uh, you know what they say. "It will cut our ties forever." | 0:23:06 | 0:23:11 | |
-You, superstitious? -I'm full of surprises. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
-He's still the same! -It's easier to be an uncle. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
Give your father some time. I'll talk to Jagi later. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
Now, I have something for you. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
I can't take this. Dadima gave it to you, I can't. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
Whatever happens, you'll wear it on your wedding day. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:43 | |
Promise me that. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:44 | |
I promise. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
Yo yo yo, you're listening to Guru FM, | 0:23:55 | 0:23:56 | |
the smoothest sounds in Leicester, and it's Holi, people! | 0:23:56 | 0:24:00 | |
The festival of colour and the start of spring. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
Time to get your painted stomachs ready for action. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
Hello, hello. Five, ten minutes, that's all. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
I'll get you a good table at the front. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
Tarun, take the order for table three, yeah? | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
Hello, hello, how are you? | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
Dad, happy Holi! | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
-Happy Holi, my dear. -I didn't see you this morning. -I was here early. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:44 | |
-Dad, last night - I didn't want to upset you. -I know, my beta. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:48 | |
I'm sorry, too. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
-You need some help? -No, no, no, you go in and enjoy. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
-You're not here to work. -Are you sure? -I'm doing this a long time. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:58 | |
-Dad, you got any money on you? -Yeah. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
-Open it later. -Huh? You shouldn't be buying this. -My job, they do pay me. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:08 | |
Oh, wait. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
Take something for your friends, | 0:25:13 | 0:25:14 | |
and see that they don't eat that fast food kachera. Mm? | 0:25:14 | 0:25:18 | |
I'm a connoisseur. I try them all over the world. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
Your old man is the godfather of chaat. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
It's true, it's true, he's the Don. But your uncle's chole baturi, man. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:30 | |
No-one can touch that, not even my mum. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
We ain't talking chole baturi, we're talking about chaat. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
I know, I know that, but I reckon it's relevant, | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
cos after the chaat, I like to move to the chole. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
I'm Punjabi, it's a classic move. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
Man, have a little respect, you know the score. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
Oh, it's all right, Jin, I'm with Kam on this. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
My uncle's chole's the best, | 0:25:47 | 0:25:48 | |
but should definitely be preceded by my dad's chaat. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
Right. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:52 | |
-Yo yo! -Shit, Dee. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:56 | |
You can never have too much ammo, people. It's time. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
-You look constipated. -I've made a decision. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
-About what? -Tomorrow morning, I'm getting on a train to Leicester. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:10 | |
-I'm going to meet Shalini's father. -Are you serious? -Mm-hm. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:14 | |
If it's such a big deal to him that I'm not Indian, | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
he can tell me face-to-face. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:17 | |
-Mano a mano. -I'm not sure that's a good idea. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
I mean, I respect your cojones, | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
but the guy's a chef and has all kinds of blades. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
You living in sin with his daughter, do you see what I'm saying? | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
Something terrible could happen. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
Besides, I met the guy, and he seems a little fiery. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
What did you just say? | 0:26:35 | 0:26:36 | |
Er... | 0:26:38 | 0:26:39 | |
You know, he's a chef, and they're temperamental | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
and they possess all manner of blades. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
-No, no, no, no, no, you've met Shalini's father? -Yeah. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
-Didn't I tell you? -No, you bloody didn't! | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
-When did you meet him? -Some wedding. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
The Asian brethren were out in force, so I represented. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:55 | |
It's no big deal. Shalini never invited me. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
Not directly, anyway! | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
One, two, three! | 0:27:03 | 0:27:04 | |
Party People, welcome to Leicester's annual Holi celebrations! | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
This year's judge of the Kings Of Curry creation competition is | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
none other than culinary legend and actress Madhur Jaffrey. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:35 | |
-Madhur Jaffrey in Leicester? -Not something you hear every day. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:39 | |
Ready? Play Holi! | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
We always close early on Holi because it's | 0:28:49 | 0:28:51 | |
a time to be with your families. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:53 | |
Thank you all for your hard work. Varet. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:55 | |
-Kay. -Thank you. | 0:28:58 | 0:28:59 | |
Kirit. Thank you. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:05 | |
My wife asked if you wanted to join us for dinner tonight. | 0:29:05 | 0:29:07 | |
You know my children are at home. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:11 | |
This is wonderful. Can I try it? | 0:29:35 | 0:29:38 | |
The photographer's getting annoyed. Wait, is this a gift? | 0:29:40 | 0:29:45 | |
-Why? -If it is, you need to give Raja something for it. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:48 | |
More superstition. | 0:29:48 | 0:29:50 | |
Jagi, give your brother some money, and then both of you, | 0:29:50 | 0:29:53 | |
come out of the kitchen. | 0:29:53 | 0:29:54 | |
-Methi kadhi. -You're getting as bad as she is. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:58 | |
Come on, Dad, Uncle. I'm starving. Come on. | 0:29:58 | 0:30:00 | |
CHUCKLES Oh, Shalini, you are always hungry. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:03 | |
Not my choice. | 0:30:33 | 0:30:34 | |
-Rak Sharma's new place. -He spent some money. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:37 | |
Oi, Chandu, you didn't clean the toilets. | 0:31:39 | 0:31:42 | |
What you looking at? | 0:31:44 | 0:31:46 | |
-Shalini. I didn't know you were back. -Was that Chandu? | 0:31:48 | 0:31:51 | |
-Yeah. Yeah, he's working for me now. -Since when? | 0:31:52 | 0:31:55 | |
-Come on. You know your uncle's temper. -Not as well as you, mate. | 0:31:55 | 0:32:00 | |
-This is a big place. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:32:00 | 0:32:02 | |
Yeah, yeah, we've got a bar, we've got a restaurant, | 0:32:02 | 0:32:05 | |
we've even got a function room for wedding parties. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:07 | |
Oh, that's funny. I'm looking at some venues myself. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:10 | |
You? You're getting married? | 0:32:10 | 0:32:13 | |
-Don't look so shocked. -To who? -You don't know him. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:15 | |
Right, so, you're looking for a venue. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:19 | |
Is your dad finally retiring, then? | 0:32:19 | 0:32:21 | |
-Well, we're just surveying our options. -Well, come and take a look. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:25 | |
We open this week. I would love to show you around. | 0:32:25 | 0:32:28 | |
Shame you missed out on all the Holi trade. | 0:32:28 | 0:32:30 | |
Our restaurant's been rammed today, eh, Shals? | 0:32:30 | 0:32:33 | |
Yeah, well, I'd better get going. | 0:32:34 | 0:32:36 | |
-I'll drop by. -Yeah, you do that. | 0:32:36 | 0:32:38 | |
Don't like him much, do you? | 0:32:41 | 0:32:43 | |
Didn't like him when he worked for us, don't like him now. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:45 | |
I'm still coming to see his place. I want to see what | 0:32:45 | 0:32:48 | |
crimes against taste that relentless prick has perpetrated. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:51 | |
They pretend to be friends, | 0:32:53 | 0:32:54 | |
but restaurant people all hate each other. | 0:32:54 | 0:32:56 | |
I know because they all come here, eat sweets, | 0:32:56 | 0:32:59 | |
and speak the truth to Abdul. | 0:32:59 | 0:33:01 | |
Who doesn't want to be known as the best chef in Little India? | 0:33:02 | 0:33:05 | |
Whose business couldn't use the publicity? | 0:33:05 | 0:33:07 | |
Dad and Uncle have to enter the competition. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:15 | |
How's that going to help? | 0:33:15 | 0:33:16 | |
Cooking together, spending time in the kitchen, | 0:33:16 | 0:33:18 | |
they'll see what they've been missing. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
The rules are, you have to prepare a complete meal, | 0:33:20 | 0:33:22 | |
which they can't do without each other. | 0:33:22 | 0:33:24 | |
I just can't see them going for it. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:26 | |
I have an idea which might help convince them. | 0:33:26 | 0:33:29 | |
Thanks, Abdul. | 0:33:29 | 0:33:30 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:33:30 | 0:33:32 | |
Shalini? | 0:33:35 | 0:33:37 | |
What? | 0:33:37 | 0:33:39 | |
-She's one of the judges. -Ah. -They confirmed it today. | 0:33:39 | 0:33:41 | |
Madhur Jaffrey, here, in Leicester? | 0:33:41 | 0:33:45 | |
-Strange as that sounds. -To cook for her would be such an honour. | 0:33:45 | 0:33:48 | |
Why don't you enter, then? | 0:33:48 | 0:33:50 | |
No, no, no, no, I'm too old for such nonsense. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:56 | |
-That's what people have been saying. -What people? | 0:33:56 | 0:33:59 | |
What did Abdul say? | 0:33:59 | 0:34:01 | |
They called the Chandanas cowards. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:03 | |
In front of Shalini. Gossiping like she's not even there. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:09 | |
They dare upset my niece? | 0:34:09 | 0:34:11 | |
They say our name stands for nothing any more? | 0:34:11 | 0:34:14 | |
-They said this? -I was there, Dad. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:16 | |
What happened to this place? People had morals. | 0:34:16 | 0:34:19 | |
-They loved our food, and respected us. -You have to enter, Dad. | 0:34:19 | 0:34:24 | |
You and Uncle Jagi should enter together. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:27 | |
What? | 0:34:27 | 0:34:28 | |
On a purely practical note, | 0:34:35 | 0:34:37 | |
you haven't come up with a single new recipe since Jadoo. | 0:34:37 | 0:34:39 | |
Not because I can't. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:40 | |
Dad, you haven't even been able to recreate the main courses from | 0:34:40 | 0:34:43 | |
-the other half of the recipe book. -I never used to cook them. He did. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:46 | |
That can't be the reason you've found it so difficult. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:48 | |
Have you ever asked yourself if, deep down, | 0:34:48 | 0:34:50 | |
you really want to cook them? | 0:34:50 | 0:34:52 | |
Isn't it time to forgive and forget? | 0:35:08 | 0:35:10 | |
How? He doesn't let me. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:13 | |
Emptying rubbish bags outside my kitchen, calling health inspectors. | 0:35:13 | 0:35:17 | |
Booking tables, just to cause trouble. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:19 | |
He wants to continue this, not me. | 0:35:19 | 0:35:21 | |
You want me to go to your uncle, that's why you are doing this. | 0:35:21 | 0:35:23 | |
You've made it perfectly clear you won't, | 0:35:23 | 0:35:25 | |
so I'm getting on with the wedding plans on my own. | 0:35:25 | 0:35:27 | |
Dad, you should do what you want about the competition. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:30 | |
We're only telling you cos we thought you should know. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:32 | |
You are right. You both are. | 0:35:32 | 0:35:34 | |
I will enter this competition. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:37 | |
But not with him. I'll do it on my own. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:40 | |
Tomorrow I will start practising new recipes, and you'll see how. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:46 | |
Everything all right in there, Pawel? | 0:35:57 | 0:35:59 | |
Mr Chandana, he's maybe a bit... | 0:35:59 | 0:36:01 | |
-..tense. -Want some advice, man? | 0:36:02 | 0:36:06 | |
Stay out of his way, agree with everything he says. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:08 | |
Take this guy a menu, and go to the kitchen. | 0:36:14 | 0:36:16 | |
Ask for a sag paneer tarli with cornflour chapatis. | 0:36:16 | 0:36:19 | |
-Should not I wait for his order? -We call him Mr Saag Paneer Tarli. | 0:36:19 | 0:36:24 | |
Across the road, they call him Mr Special Mix. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:26 | |
He comes in here every week for the last ten years, | 0:36:26 | 0:36:28 | |
looks at the menu, asks about all the specials, orders the same thing. | 0:36:28 | 0:36:33 | |
-Hmm. -Rrr. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:35 | |
Pawel, every now and then, | 0:36:41 | 0:36:44 | |
I am sprinkled with my family's culinary genius. | 0:36:44 | 0:36:46 | |
Yes, Mr Chandana. I agree with everything you say. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:51 | |
Raja sahib? | 0:37:06 | 0:37:07 | |
I don't want to be disturbed, Kirit. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:12 | |
What is it? | 0:37:16 | 0:37:17 | |
There is somebody here. | 0:37:19 | 0:37:20 | |
-Mr Chandana? -Yes. | 0:37:31 | 0:37:33 | |
I'm Mark. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:36 | |
Mark? | 0:37:37 | 0:37:38 | |
I'm a friend of Shalini's. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:41 | |
Oh, MARK! | 0:37:42 | 0:37:45 | |
Oh, bloody hell. | 0:37:45 | 0:37:48 | |
My staff thought you were a health inspector! | 0:37:48 | 0:37:51 | |
Oh, sorry. Please, please, sit down, sit down. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:56 | |
Has anyone offered you tea, huh? Kirit.... | 0:37:56 | 0:38:00 | |
Mark. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:05 | |
Mark. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:06 | |
-Hello there, wifey. -What's going on? | 0:38:08 | 0:38:11 | |
You said I never trusted you to taste my dishes, huh? | 0:38:11 | 0:38:14 | |
I present to you a brand-new Jagi main course. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:21 | |
Get on with it, Dad. | 0:38:21 | 0:38:22 | |
Lamb and asparagus curry, with mint and yoghurt. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:35 | |
That's really good, Jagi. | 0:38:43 | 0:38:45 | |
-It's not bad, Dad. -It's really nice, Dad. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:50 | |
What's in the other box? | 0:38:54 | 0:38:55 | |
-What is it? -Pani puri starter. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:02 | |
Inspired by my great-great-grandmother, Urmula. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:06 | |
Doesn't look like Urmula's pani puri. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:08 | |
Is that Red Leicester cheese? | 0:39:09 | 0:39:11 | |
I don't want you to bend it, I want you to taste it. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:13 | |
I don't want to. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:16 | |
Don't look at me. | 0:39:18 | 0:39:19 | |
Do I look stupid? | 0:39:19 | 0:39:21 | |
There's something wrong, Jagi. It smells... | 0:39:21 | 0:39:24 | |
-..strange. -Strangely exotic. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:28 | |
-What's in it? -Same ingredients as usual, | 0:39:28 | 0:39:31 | |
with a little twist. Will you just try it, baba? | 0:39:31 | 0:39:34 | |
-No. -You say I never ask you to taste anything. | 0:39:36 | 0:39:40 | |
Fine. I will have the honour. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:42 | |
I probably shouldn't this early, | 0:40:05 | 0:40:07 | |
but my daughter is not here to keep a check on me. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:10 | |
Mmm. You not going to have some? | 0:40:12 | 0:40:15 | |
-Oh, no thank you, I ate before I came. -But it's Holi. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:19 | |
Mmm. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:23 | |
Hmm. Mmm. | 0:40:25 | 0:40:28 | |
-Mr Chandana, I'm here... -Is it good? | 0:40:29 | 0:40:31 | |
Yes, it's very good. It's very filling. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:35 | |
I never trust a man without a sweet tooth. Or a savoury tooth. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:38 | |
In fact, I never trust a man who doesn't enjoy his food. | 0:40:38 | 0:40:41 | |
Oh, thank you very much, Kirit. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:45 | |
-Mm. -Er... | 0:40:49 | 0:40:51 | |
This is delicious. | 0:40:58 | 0:40:59 | |
-It's really sweet. It... -My grandfather's dosa recipe. | 0:41:00 | 0:41:05 | |
We use it only on special occasions. | 0:41:05 | 0:41:08 | |
Erm, Mr Chandana, I'm here beca... | 0:41:09 | 0:41:13 | |
It's very good. | 0:41:13 | 0:41:15 | |
If you have a problem, I'm here to talk, but... | 0:41:15 | 0:41:18 | |
-I want to marry your daughter. -Yes, she told me. | 0:41:18 | 0:41:22 | |
-She told you? About me? -Of course, she's my daughter. | 0:41:22 | 0:41:25 | |
-Right. Well, I came up to ask your permission. -My permission? -Yeah. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:30 | |
Well, of course you have my permission. | 0:41:32 | 0:41:34 | |
I don't serve my grandfather's dosa samosas to anybody, you know. | 0:41:35 | 0:41:39 | |
By the way, when is your birthday? | 0:41:44 | 0:41:46 | |
Classic red, pink, violet, cream, gold. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:52 | |
Shalini, whatever happens, you're still getting married. | 0:41:53 | 0:41:57 | |
You've got a few days off, so as somebody who knows | 0:41:57 | 0:42:00 | |
how precious that is, I would strongly advise you start using it. | 0:42:00 | 0:42:04 | |
You're right. Erm, cream. Cream, I think. | 0:42:04 | 0:42:07 | |
Now we're getting somewhere. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:08 | |
So, I've got something a little different to show you. Rani! | 0:42:08 | 0:42:13 | |
Oh! You must be joking. That's a wedding outfit? | 0:42:16 | 0:42:19 | |
Think your dad'll see the funny side? | 0:42:19 | 0:42:21 | |
I phoned the pandit in India. It's very good news. | 0:42:32 | 0:42:35 | |
Your horoscopes match perfectly! He e-mailed me the charts. | 0:42:35 | 0:42:39 | |
-Oh, right. What would happen if they didn't match? -Er... | 0:42:39 | 0:42:42 | |
They do, so it doesn't matter. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:44 | |
Have those idiots not brought your dessert? | 0:42:44 | 0:42:46 | |
Er, no, no, I'm fine, really. I asked them to wait. I... | 0:42:46 | 0:42:50 | |
-I've eaten a lot. -But it's Holi! | 0:42:52 | 0:42:55 | |
-Are you sure? -Yeah, I really am. | 0:42:55 | 0:42:57 | |
-Have you got a bathroom I could use? -Oh, Kirit! | 0:42:59 | 0:43:02 | |
Show my future son-in-law to the bathroom. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:05 | |
Have you ever seen such an auspicious star alignment, Kirit? | 0:43:14 | 0:43:18 | |
No, boss, I haven't. | 0:43:18 | 0:43:20 | |
-What is it? -Nothing. | 0:43:22 | 0:43:24 | |
My beloved pushpa said to me a long time ago, | 0:43:28 | 0:43:31 | |
"As soon as we choose to live here, educate our children here, | 0:43:31 | 0:43:35 | |
"their world will be different from ours." | 0:43:35 | 0:43:38 | |
Would I prefer an Indian son-in-law? | 0:43:40 | 0:43:42 | |
He's a surgeon, studied at Oxford, and he makes my girl happy. | 0:43:43 | 0:43:48 | |
Can a father ask for any more than that? | 0:43:50 | 0:43:53 | |
SPEAKS HINDI | 0:43:53 | 0:43:54 | |
Sonia Gandhi used to be Italian, boss. | 0:43:55 | 0:43:58 | |
As long as they have an appetite, | 0:43:58 | 0:43:59 | |
God has blessed everyone with the potential to be Indian, huh? | 0:43:59 | 0:44:03 | |
Well said. Well said, Kirit, well said. | 0:44:03 | 0:44:07 | |
-Here, have some barfi. -Oh! | 0:44:07 | 0:44:10 | |
What are you looking so pleased about? | 0:44:10 | 0:44:13 | |
My daughter's home! Isn't that enough for any father? | 0:44:13 | 0:44:16 | |
Even one who only yesterday was having such | 0:44:16 | 0:44:18 | |
a fierce disagreement with his daughter? | 0:44:18 | 0:44:20 | |
Today's a new day, and I have a surprise for you. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:24 | |
That makes two of us. | 0:44:24 | 0:44:26 | |
I've been shopping for wedding outfits. | 0:44:26 | 0:44:28 | |
Thought you might like to see some. | 0:44:28 | 0:44:30 | |
What do you think, Dad? | 0:44:30 | 0:44:32 | |
You're just trying to scare me. You're not going to wear that. | 0:44:32 | 0:44:35 | |
My wedding, Dad, my rules, unless you want to invite... | 0:44:35 | 0:44:38 | |
I told you you would be surprised! | 0:44:42 | 0:44:45 | |
There is not a single father-in-law on the planet who loves his | 0:44:45 | 0:44:47 | |
future son-in-law as much as your old man loves me. I nailed it. | 0:44:47 | 0:44:51 | |
And can you believe that idiot Vinod told me not to come? | 0:44:51 | 0:44:54 | |
I mean, I was tested, but I didn't bend to the pressure. | 0:44:54 | 0:44:57 | |
-I ate like an Indian. And even that tall, weird waiter... -Kirit. -Kirit. | 0:44:57 | 0:45:02 | |
Gave me a little nod. Shalini, I'm practically a local. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:06 | |
Oh, and the skimpy little number - I completely approve. | 0:45:06 | 0:45:09 | |
-What's wrong? -Nothing. | 0:45:11 | 0:45:12 | |
-Well, this is amazing news. -Yes, it is, and it's really good to see you. | 0:45:13 | 0:45:17 | |
-But? -I thought you weren't coming up till next week. | 0:45:19 | 0:45:21 | |
Well, what difference does it make? I met your dad. I have his approval. | 0:45:21 | 0:45:25 | |
-Erm, it's really great that Dad likes you. -Er, loves me. -Loves you. | 0:45:25 | 0:45:29 | |
Loves you, yes. | 0:45:29 | 0:45:31 | |
Sorry, am I missing something? | 0:45:31 | 0:45:33 | |
Because it really couldn't have gone any better. | 0:45:33 | 0:45:35 | |
Look, even our horoscopes match, apparently. | 0:45:35 | 0:45:38 | |
-You gave him your birth date. -Yeah. | 0:45:38 | 0:45:40 | |
Shalini, what's wrong? | 0:45:41 | 0:45:42 | |
I've never told you this before - my dad and my uncle | 0:45:44 | 0:45:48 | |
haven't spoken to each other in over ten years. | 0:45:48 | 0:45:51 | |
They have rival restaurants, | 0:45:51 | 0:45:53 | |
and they're now trying to put each other out of business. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:56 | |
-Why? -Nobody knows for sure, because we're not allowed to discuss it. | 0:45:56 | 0:45:59 | |
Why haven't you mentioned this to me before? | 0:45:59 | 0:46:01 | |
Because I thought I could sort it out on my own. | 0:46:01 | 0:46:03 | |
I thought that a daughter's wedding would make them see sense and talk. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:07 | |
I didn't think they'd be this stubborn. | 0:46:07 | 0:46:09 | |
Your family are so lovely and normal, and mine are so bad-tempered | 0:46:09 | 0:46:13 | |
and chaotic, and I just wanted to sort things out before you met them. | 0:46:13 | 0:46:17 | |
Before your family met my family. Do you see? | 0:46:17 | 0:46:19 | |
Yeah. | 0:46:21 | 0:46:22 | |
You're angry, | 0:46:23 | 0:46:25 | |
cos I would be if you'd kept something like this from me. | 0:46:25 | 0:46:28 | |
I'm a little upset, yeah, but that's cos this is important to you. | 0:46:28 | 0:46:32 | |
You love your uncle as much as you love your dad, | 0:46:32 | 0:46:34 | |
-and I want you to be able to tell me anything. -I'm sorry. | 0:46:34 | 0:46:38 | |
It's just, there are some things that Indians can't talk about. | 0:46:38 | 0:46:41 | |
I've never spoken to anyone about any of this, | 0:46:43 | 0:46:45 | |
because it drives me mad. | 0:46:45 | 0:46:47 | |
But I've never told my dad about any of my boyfriends, | 0:46:47 | 0:46:50 | |
and I've never told any of my boyfriends about my family. | 0:46:50 | 0:46:53 | |
Can we just... | 0:46:55 | 0:46:56 | |
..leave now, go to Vegas, and get married on our own, please? | 0:46:57 | 0:47:00 | |
No, we can't, cos Vegas isn't very me, is it? | 0:47:00 | 0:47:04 | |
And it certainly isn't you, getting married without friends and family. | 0:47:04 | 0:47:08 | |
Nothing matters to me more than you. | 0:47:08 | 0:47:10 | |
I have to go home, | 0:47:12 | 0:47:13 | |
but you should stay here for a couple of weeks and fix this. | 0:47:13 | 0:47:16 | |
You really want a wedding without your dad or uncle? | 0:47:18 | 0:47:21 | |
I am trying to sleep. | 0:47:58 | 0:48:01 | |
-You've been tossing and turning all night. -Sorry. | 0:48:03 | 0:48:06 | |
What are you doing? | 0:48:08 | 0:48:09 | |
It's the middle of the night. | 0:48:12 | 0:48:14 | |
I need to work on my starters. | 0:48:15 | 0:48:17 | |
It's only practice, not bloody jadoo. | 0:48:18 | 0:48:20 | |
-You're up early. -I haven't been to bed. | 0:48:31 | 0:48:34 | |
-You entered, then. -Ah. | 0:48:35 | 0:48:38 | |
-What is it? -A new starter. | 0:48:38 | 0:48:40 | |
I was thinking more like muesli this morning, | 0:48:41 | 0:48:43 | |
but if you want an opinion... | 0:48:43 | 0:48:44 | |
Oh, that's good. | 0:48:47 | 0:48:49 | |
Local strawberries, Indian mangoes, yoghurt, spices, and papris. | 0:48:49 | 0:48:55 | |
A breakfast chaat. | 0:48:55 | 0:48:58 | |
Maybe for the morning of your wedding? | 0:48:58 | 0:49:00 | |
Just because you got our horoscopes done, behind my back, | 0:49:02 | 0:49:04 | |
doesn't mean I've suddenly changed my mind. | 0:49:04 | 0:49:07 | |
There'll be no Indian wedding, Dad. | 0:49:07 | 0:49:09 | |
I wanted to finalise plans before you met Mark. | 0:49:09 | 0:49:11 | |
-I'm very pleased he came. -Of course you are, you had our charts matched! | 0:49:11 | 0:49:15 | |
-You want to see them? -No, Dad, I don't. | 0:49:18 | 0:49:20 | |
-I was just asking. -You know what I want to see? -What? | 0:49:20 | 0:49:23 | |
A main course. | 0:49:23 | 0:49:25 | |
You been practising those too? | 0:49:25 | 0:49:27 | |
Because you'll have to cook both for the competition. | 0:49:27 | 0:49:30 | |
'You know how unhappy it makes me when you fight in the kitchen.' | 0:49:48 | 0:49:52 | |
You'll help me with the starters, Raja. | 0:49:52 | 0:49:54 | |
Jagi will help me with the main courses. | 0:49:54 | 0:49:57 | |
That way, we stay out of each other's way. | 0:49:57 | 0:49:59 | |
I promise you, I will get you your money! Look, in the meantime... | 0:50:20 | 0:50:24 | |
Somebody didn't like the food. | 0:50:24 | 0:50:26 | |
CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY | 0:50:26 | 0:50:27 | |
Look, please, just take a seat. Thank you. | 0:50:27 | 0:50:30 | |
Guys, hi! Er, five minutes. Take a seat, I'll get you a drink. | 0:50:31 | 0:50:35 | |
Chandu uncle, how are you? | 0:50:38 | 0:50:39 | |
Don't have your wedding reception here, please. | 0:50:40 | 0:50:43 | |
We just came to have a look. What are you doing here? | 0:50:43 | 0:50:46 | |
Jagi was angry. He sacked me again. I have to work, I have a family. | 0:50:46 | 0:50:50 | |
I'm so sorry about my uncle. | 0:50:50 | 0:50:52 | |
Sharma needed a head waiter, but before today, I swear, | 0:50:52 | 0:50:54 | |
I did not know. | 0:50:54 | 0:50:56 | |
Not know what? | 0:50:56 | 0:50:57 | |
What's going on? | 0:51:03 | 0:51:05 | |
Why are we closed? | 0:51:06 | 0:51:07 | |
What's going on, Kirit ji? | 0:51:09 | 0:51:11 | |
-Dad! -Go away. | 0:51:18 | 0:51:21 | |
Go away, leave me alone. | 0:51:21 | 0:51:24 | |
Leave me alone. | 0:51:24 | 0:51:25 | |
-Give me the bottle, Dad. -Shh! Shh. | 0:51:26 | 0:51:28 | |
You are my daughter, not my mother. | 0:51:30 | 0:51:32 | |
-Although sometimes I can't be sure. -Raja sahib... | 0:51:33 | 0:51:36 | |
You betrayed me, Kirit. | 0:51:36 | 0:51:39 | |
You found a new hiding place for my cigarettes, you traitor. | 0:51:39 | 0:51:43 | |
-Let's get you some water, Dad. -What has my life become? | 0:51:43 | 0:51:46 | |
What has my life become? | 0:51:47 | 0:51:50 | |
I can't cook a main course. | 0:51:50 | 0:51:52 | |
And my daughter is getting married in her bloody underwear. | 0:51:52 | 0:51:57 | |
-Come on, Dad. -No, no, no. Stand up. | 0:51:57 | 0:51:58 | |
-Are they coming? -Yep. | 0:52:07 | 0:52:08 | |
I know you don't want to be here. | 0:52:10 | 0:52:11 | |
You don't have to talk to each other, you just have to listen. | 0:52:11 | 0:52:14 | |
The cancelled bookings, the health inspectors... | 0:52:14 | 0:52:17 | |
-Don't forget the bin bags and rats. -Dad! | 0:52:17 | 0:52:20 | |
This was all Rak Sharma. | 0:52:20 | 0:52:22 | |
What? Why? | 0:52:22 | 0:52:23 | |
He spent a fortune on his place, owes some scary people | 0:52:23 | 0:52:26 | |
a lot of money, and there's a lot of competition in the area. | 0:52:26 | 0:52:28 | |
-How do you know this? -Chandu. | 0:52:28 | 0:52:31 | |
-How does Chandu know? -He's been working for Sharma. | 0:52:31 | 0:52:33 | |
-You sacked him again? -I lost my temper. I didn't mean it, huh? | 0:52:33 | 0:52:37 | |
I never trusted that jackal, Sharma. | 0:52:37 | 0:52:39 | |
-You shouldn't have trained him, then. -Which fool hired him? -Stop it! | 0:52:39 | 0:52:44 | |
-What are you going to do about it? -I'm going to punch that... | 0:52:44 | 0:52:46 | |
HE SPEAKS HINDI | 0:52:46 | 0:52:47 | |
Think you might be a bit late there. | 0:52:47 | 0:52:49 | |
-That's my nephew, huh? -That's my son. | 0:52:49 | 0:52:53 | |
He's entered the competition. Hired a top Indian hotel chef. | 0:52:53 | 0:52:57 | |
How did that tricky bastard get him a work visa? | 0:52:57 | 0:53:00 | |
Probably paid some haramsharif off. | 0:53:00 | 0:53:02 | |
If he wins, he'll use the publicity, and his restaurant will | 0:53:02 | 0:53:05 | |
-no doubt be a great success. -Won't happen. | 0:53:05 | 0:53:08 | |
-Because that -HINDI -can't beat me. | 0:53:08 | 0:53:10 | |
With your so-called pani puri, I wouldn't bet on it. | 0:53:10 | 0:53:13 | |
How are your main courses coming along, Dad? | 0:53:14 | 0:53:17 | |
If you two really care about the reputation of this family, | 0:53:19 | 0:53:22 | |
which was once about beautiful cooking, you'll enter this together, | 0:53:22 | 0:53:25 | |
and win. | 0:53:25 | 0:53:26 | |
The purpose of this is to practise the format, | 0:53:34 | 0:53:37 | |
-and to taste for each other. -You will also taste the dishes, no? | 0:53:37 | 0:53:42 | |
We do this properly, or not at all. | 0:53:42 | 0:53:44 | |
Four ingredients, plus garlic and parsley. | 0:53:45 | 0:53:48 | |
-Parsley? -Non-traditional, locally sourced ingredients. | 0:53:48 | 0:53:51 | |
It tastes like daniya. Tell your uncle. | 0:53:54 | 0:53:57 | |
He heard you! A starter and a main course. | 0:53:57 | 0:54:00 | |
-20 minutes from now. -20 minutes? -A little less now. | 0:54:01 | 0:54:05 | |
Five minutes. | 0:54:35 | 0:54:37 | |
MOCKING: "Five minutes." JAGI CHUCKLES | 0:54:41 | 0:54:43 | |
Chandu. | 0:54:49 | 0:54:50 | |
Stand next to Uncle! | 0:55:05 | 0:55:07 | |
You have to cook together. | 0:55:10 | 0:55:12 | |
Taste it. | 0:55:15 | 0:55:17 | |
See? | 0:55:28 | 0:55:29 | |
Contestants, please take your places. | 0:56:15 | 0:56:17 | |
Dad, Uncle, can I have a word? | 0:56:17 | 0:56:19 | |
I have something for you, to bring you some luck. | 0:56:21 | 0:56:24 | |
Good luck. | 0:56:42 | 0:56:44 | |
How are you? What a crowd! | 0:56:58 | 0:56:59 | |
-How are you? Are you excited? -CROWD CHEERS | 0:57:01 | 0:57:04 | |
-Why are we here? -CROWD: Curry! | 0:57:06 | 0:57:08 | |
-You want to help with the curry? -CROWD: Yeah! | 0:57:08 | 0:57:10 | |
Thank you for coming to Kings Of Curry. | 0:57:10 | 0:57:12 | |
Now, 25 teams, five heats, | 0:57:12 | 0:57:15 | |
the winner of each heat goes through to the grand final. | 0:57:15 | 0:57:18 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, | 0:57:18 | 0:57:19 | |
can I ask you put your hands together for the head of your jury, | 0:57:19 | 0:57:22 | |
actress and Indian cooking legend, the one, the only, Madhur Jaffrey! | 0:57:22 | 0:57:27 | |
APPLAUSE, CHEERS | 0:57:27 | 0:57:31 | |
OK, can I have my first five teams, please? | 0:57:34 | 0:57:37 | |
Right, one starter, one main course. | 0:57:49 | 0:57:52 | |
Three spices, four main ingredients, and you've got 30 minutes. | 0:57:52 | 0:57:57 | |
Your time starts... | 0:57:57 | 0:58:00 | |
now. Get cooking! | 0:58:00 | 0:58:02 | |
OK, stop cooking. Knives and pans down, please. Knives and pans down. | 0:59:20 | 0:59:24 | |
Now, for the first round of tasting. | 0:59:33 | 0:59:36 | |
It's nearly seven. They're about to announce the finalists. | 0:59:56 | 1:00:00 | |
Well, well, well... | 1:00:03 | 1:00:05 | |
I'm surprised you oldies managed to, uh, bury the hatchet. | 1:00:06 | 1:00:09 | |
Just out of interest, who apologised to who? | 1:00:09 | 1:00:12 | |
Piss off, you bloody chutney peddler. | 1:00:12 | 1:00:15 | |
Chutney. Wasn't it a chutney recipe that you fell out over? | 1:00:15 | 1:00:18 | |
No, wait, wait, wait, wait. | 1:00:18 | 1:00:19 | |
You'd better bugger off before I dig out that hatchet and make you | 1:00:19 | 1:00:22 | |
-a hijra. -Oi... | 1:00:22 | 1:00:23 | |
Hey! | 1:00:23 | 1:00:24 | |
Don't dare touch my brother, you bloody shit maker. | 1:00:27 | 1:00:31 | |
I didn't think I'd ever see that. | 1:00:33 | 1:00:35 | |
Ah! | 1:00:35 | 1:00:36 | |
We'll see who wins, huh? | 1:00:39 | 1:00:41 | |
Once a gadha, always a bloody gadha. | 1:00:44 | 1:00:47 | |
Our finalists are... | 1:00:47 | 1:00:49 | |
from Birmingham, Saffron and Spice. | 1:00:49 | 1:00:51 | |
From Warwick, the Curry House. | 1:00:53 | 1:00:55 | |
From Leicester, Sharma Palace. | 1:00:57 | 1:01:00 | |
-No! -Boo! -Boo! | 1:01:03 | 1:01:05 | |
From Nottingham, Mensa. | 1:01:05 | 1:01:07 | |
And last, but not least... | 1:01:11 | 1:01:13 | |
Please, God. | 1:01:13 | 1:01:15 | |
..from Leicester again, it's the Chandana brothers! | 1:01:15 | 1:01:18 | |
THEY CHEER | 1:01:18 | 1:01:20 | |
OK, nearly done. | 1:01:29 | 1:01:30 | |
Mmm. | 1:01:35 | 1:01:37 | |
Your food is really quite, quite remarkable. | 1:01:37 | 1:01:41 | |
Thank you, Madhurji. | 1:01:41 | 1:01:43 | |
-Do you mind if I ask you a question? -No. | 1:01:43 | 1:01:45 | |
Raja, you have always made the starters. | 1:01:45 | 1:01:48 | |
Since I was a boy. | 1:01:48 | 1:01:49 | |
And, Jagi, you have always made the main course. | 1:01:49 | 1:01:52 | |
Always. | 1:01:52 | 1:01:54 | |
The balance between them is so perfect, | 1:01:54 | 1:01:57 | |
I honestly can't imagine having one without the other. | 1:01:57 | 1:02:00 | |
-Think we know where this is going. -Shut up, girl. | 1:02:00 | 1:02:03 | |
Now, I was told that you have your own restaurants now, | 1:02:03 | 1:02:06 | |
but you used to have one together, Jadoo. It seems such a shame. | 1:02:08 | 1:02:13 | |
And I was just wondering, why? | 1:02:13 | 1:02:15 | |
Well, perhaps you'd prefer not to talk about it. | 1:02:21 | 1:02:24 | |
No, of course not. | 1:02:27 | 1:02:29 | |
Stupid, stupid man. | 1:02:31 | 1:02:34 | |
My brother can tell you why. | 1:02:34 | 1:02:36 | |
Um, I'm sorry, Madhurji. My brother is mistaken. | 1:02:38 | 1:02:41 | |
It is a question only for him. | 1:02:41 | 1:02:43 | |
I'm afraid my older brother is confused. | 1:02:45 | 1:02:48 | |
Maybe he can tell you why he sold one of our recipes. | 1:02:48 | 1:02:51 | |
Trying to make me lose face in front of Madhur Jaffrey, huh? | 1:02:53 | 1:02:56 | |
This is a new low. | 1:02:56 | 1:02:58 | |
Lose face? | 1:02:58 | 1:02:59 | |
You did that a long time ago when you stole from your family. | 1:02:59 | 1:03:02 | |
Eh? | 1:03:02 | 1:03:04 | |
This is why, this is why, Madhurji. My brother's temper is impossible. | 1:03:13 | 1:03:18 | |
How dare you?! | 1:03:18 | 1:03:19 | |
You can betray and steal from your own mother and call me impossible?! | 1:03:19 | 1:03:23 | |
I told you once before, never bring our mother into it, I... | 1:03:23 | 1:03:27 | |
HE GROANS IN PAIN | 1:03:27 | 1:03:29 | |
CROWD GASP | 1:03:29 | 1:03:30 | |
Dad? | 1:03:30 | 1:03:31 | |
Dad! | 1:03:31 | 1:03:33 | |
HE COUGHS AND GRUNTS | 1:03:33 | 1:03:34 | |
-Oh. -Call an ambulance, now. | 1:03:34 | 1:03:36 | |
What have you done? | 1:03:36 | 1:03:38 | |
It's OK, Raji. You're all right. | 1:03:38 | 1:03:40 | |
You're OK, you're OK, Raji. | 1:03:40 | 1:03:42 | |
He's OK. | 1:03:42 | 1:03:44 | |
He had a heart attack. | 1:03:59 | 1:04:00 | |
-Oh, God. -But relatively minor. | 1:04:00 | 1:04:04 | |
The cardiologist's an old friend, he says he's absolutely fine. | 1:04:04 | 1:04:07 | |
You can go and see him if you like. | 1:04:09 | 1:04:10 | |
I shouldn't have phoned you, I just... | 1:04:12 | 1:04:14 | |
Oh, no, don't be silly. | 1:04:14 | 1:04:16 | |
Go and see your father. | 1:04:18 | 1:04:20 | |
-Hey, Dad. -How are you feeling? | 1:04:33 | 1:04:35 | |
Nothing wrong with me. | 1:04:35 | 1:04:37 | |
They still want to keep me in for a few days. | 1:04:37 | 1:04:39 | |
You've had a heart attack. | 1:04:39 | 1:04:40 | |
-HE CHUCKLES -A little one. | 1:04:40 | 1:04:42 | |
The doctor said it was like having bad indigestion. | 1:04:42 | 1:04:45 | |
-Have you seen this menu? Huh? -HE CHUCKLES | 1:04:45 | 1:04:47 | |
If I eat here, that'll kill me. | 1:04:47 | 1:04:50 | |
There's nothing wrong with this guy. | 1:04:50 | 1:04:52 | |
You scared us, Dad. | 1:04:52 | 1:04:53 | |
Whose fault is that? | 1:04:53 | 1:04:55 | |
You're both to blame for what happened. | 1:04:55 | 1:04:57 | |
Me?! I'm in hospital, half-dead, and you say this. | 1:04:57 | 1:05:01 | |
Because it's the truth. Why can't you both just accept that? | 1:05:01 | 1:05:04 | |
Guys, take it easy. | 1:05:04 | 1:05:05 | |
Shalini? | 1:05:05 | 1:05:07 | |
You're right. I'm sorry, Dad. I don't want to get you worked up. | 1:05:07 | 1:05:09 | |
Then don't talk about him. He has caused all of this. | 1:05:09 | 1:05:12 | |
Did we win? | 1:05:14 | 1:05:16 | |
I don't know, we haven't been home. | 1:05:16 | 1:05:19 | |
You stayed all night? | 1:05:19 | 1:05:20 | |
Of course. | 1:05:20 | 1:05:22 | |
Go home and get some rest. | 1:05:24 | 1:05:27 | |
That's a good idea. | 1:05:27 | 1:05:28 | |
Come on. | 1:05:29 | 1:05:31 | |
Shalini... | 1:05:31 | 1:05:33 | |
cook something for me. | 1:05:33 | 1:05:34 | |
It'll make me feel much better. | 1:05:35 | 1:05:37 | |
I never see you cook. | 1:05:47 | 1:05:48 | |
I never have the time. | 1:05:50 | 1:05:51 | |
I find it relaxing. | 1:05:55 | 1:05:56 | |
It suits you. | 1:05:58 | 1:05:59 | |
You should do it more. | 1:05:59 | 1:06:01 | |
-Wait here. -What? | 1:06:38 | 1:06:39 | |
I'll be back in five minutes, just wait. | 1:06:39 | 1:06:42 | |
I'm sorry about what happened... | 1:06:49 | 1:06:51 | |
but I can't apologise to your father. | 1:06:51 | 1:06:54 | |
Will you at least come and say goodbye to him? | 1:06:55 | 1:06:57 | |
What? | 1:07:00 | 1:07:02 | |
Are they sure about this? | 1:07:03 | 1:07:04 | |
Dad. | 1:07:16 | 1:07:17 | |
-Oh. -How are you feeling? | 1:07:17 | 1:07:18 | |
Ach, they gave me a Valium. | 1:07:20 | 1:07:23 | |
Feeling great. | 1:07:23 | 1:07:24 | |
Did you get me some food? | 1:07:25 | 1:07:27 | |
I did, | 1:07:27 | 1:07:28 | |
but I want you to see someone first. | 1:07:28 | 1:07:30 | |
What is he doing here? | 1:07:37 | 1:07:39 | |
I wanted to give you this. | 1:07:39 | 1:07:40 | |
Before you say anything, just listen. | 1:07:57 | 1:07:59 | |
-You lied to me. -Yes. -Let him go. | 1:07:59 | 1:08:01 | |
OK, if both of you don't listen to what I have to say, | 1:08:01 | 1:08:03 | |
right now, you will never see me again. | 1:08:03 | 1:08:06 | |
All I wanted is for both of you to be at my wedding, | 1:08:11 | 1:08:15 | |
and this is where we end up. | 1:08:15 | 1:08:16 | |
-This is what I... -Dad, please, shut up. Let me finish. | 1:08:16 | 1:08:19 | |
-I agreed to come... -Uncle, please shut up too. | 1:08:19 | 1:08:21 | |
You two are going to talk | 1:08:22 | 1:08:24 | |
or I'll never come back here. | 1:08:24 | 1:08:26 | |
All right, then. That's fine. | 1:08:39 | 1:08:41 | |
I'm leaving. | 1:08:41 | 1:08:42 | |
And I won't see either of you again. | 1:08:42 | 1:08:44 | |
Shalini, you don't mean this. | 1:08:44 | 1:08:46 | |
Don't you know me, Dad? | 1:08:46 | 1:08:48 | |
Shalini... | 1:08:50 | 1:08:51 | |
..I will talk to him. | 1:08:52 | 1:08:53 | |
If you wanted money for Shalini's | 1:09:11 | 1:09:13 | |
school fees, I wouldn't have minded. | 1:09:13 | 1:09:14 | |
Don't be sad. | 1:09:41 | 1:09:43 | |
We can go to another doctor. | 1:09:48 | 1:09:50 | |
It's not what I want. | 1:09:51 | 1:09:52 | |
But I do want you to do something for me. | 1:09:55 | 1:09:57 | |
I don't want Jagi to worry. | 1:10:28 | 1:10:31 | |
He's still my little boy. | 1:10:31 | 1:10:33 | |
I want you to sell my pickle recipe to the company that wants it. | 1:10:34 | 1:10:38 | |
If you take any money out of the business, Jagi will find out. | 1:10:39 | 1:10:42 | |
I don't want him to know I don't have long. | 1:10:44 | 1:10:46 | |
I wanted to be like you. | 1:12:24 | 1:12:25 | |
I looked up to you. | 1:12:27 | 1:12:28 | |
Don't you see that? | 1:12:30 | 1:12:31 | |
Define perfect. | 1:13:37 | 1:13:39 | |
There... Taste it now. | 1:13:43 | 1:13:44 | |
OK, enough. | 1:14:07 | 1:14:08 | |
No, no, no, no, no! Dad, go, go. | 1:14:09 | 1:14:12 | |
So, um, everything here I cooked. | 1:14:14 | 1:14:18 | |
The recipe for the cauliflower took my grandmother 20 years | 1:14:18 | 1:14:21 | |
to get right. | 1:14:21 | 1:14:22 | |
I tasted it and told her it was perfect. | 1:14:22 | 1:14:25 | |
I was six and it's one of my happiest memories. | 1:14:25 | 1:14:28 | |
-Taste it. -All right. | 1:14:28 | 1:14:29 | |
It's perfect. | 1:14:36 | 1:14:37 | |
This is my mum's recipe. | 1:14:37 | 1:14:39 | |
The one dish she made for my dad that nobody else made. | 1:14:39 | 1:14:42 | |
Nobody's made it since she died. | 1:14:42 | 1:14:44 | |
Taste it. | 1:14:46 | 1:14:47 | |
Mmm! | 1:14:51 | 1:14:52 | |
And the samosas are for you. | 1:14:52 | 1:14:54 | |
Oh, my God. | 1:15:00 | 1:15:01 | |
That's, um... | 1:15:02 | 1:15:04 | |
-chocolate and...? -Mango... | 1:15:04 | 1:15:06 | |
and a little bit of vanilla. | 1:15:06 | 1:15:08 | |
There's a photo of you as a boy, sitting on a swing, | 1:15:08 | 1:15:10 | |
looking at another boy's ice cream. | 1:15:10 | 1:15:12 | |
Chocolate, mango and vanilla. | 1:15:12 | 1:15:13 | |
You remembered that? | 1:15:13 | 1:15:15 | |
You looked so tragic. | 1:15:15 | 1:15:16 | |
When I saw that picture, I decided at that moment that I was | 1:15:18 | 1:15:21 | |
in love with you. | 1:15:21 | 1:15:22 | |
You see, I thought if I promised to make you | 1:15:22 | 1:15:25 | |
a different dish every week, with a story, for the rest of our lives - | 1:15:25 | 1:15:28 | |
so you wouldn't miss anything and I wouldn't keep anything from | 1:15:28 | 1:15:31 | |
you ever again - that maybe we could play catch up on the things | 1:15:31 | 1:15:34 | |
that I should have told you, but was too thoughtless to realise. | 1:15:34 | 1:15:37 | |
-And that you, you... -If I gave you your ring back, | 1:15:37 | 1:15:40 | |
would you stop babbling? | 1:15:40 | 1:15:42 | |
Yes. Yes, I would. | 1:15:42 | 1:15:45 | |
Good. | 1:15:45 | 1:15:46 | |
Just so I know. | 1:15:46 | 1:15:48 | |
And, just in case, you still OK with an Indian wedding? | 1:15:48 | 1:15:51 | |
I hear it's a really big deal with your dad. | 1:15:51 | 1:15:53 | |
-I'm OK with any wedding. -Good. | 1:15:53 | 1:15:55 | |
Just in case. | 1:15:55 | 1:15:57 | |
Of course, on the off chance... | 1:15:57 | 1:15:59 | |
-Mmm. -Yeah, that's right. | 1:15:59 | 1:16:00 |