Arachnophobia


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Welcome!

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Dr Atherton, I presume?

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Wait! Not so fast!

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We're in a hurry, Mr Manley! We depart immediately.

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Miguel Higueras, our assistant.

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Mucho gusto.

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Muy bien. Sorry I'm late.

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I was held up in Caracas with fever.

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Be sick on your own time, Mr Manley!

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I want close-ups of each specimen, the forest and tepuis.

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The what?

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A tepui is a mountain with species isolated for millions of years.

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Any man-eating dinosaurs?

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Only Atherton! We'll hit a new one today.

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Great(!) Anybody ever get lost?

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It's said men who climb to the "rain desert" never return. But don't worry - we'll fly!

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He friendly?

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I hope so. He's our guide. Stick close.

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Veinticuatro!

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24-Hour Ant.

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They bite?

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They kill, Mr Manley, in sufficient numbers.

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So do some of the frogs.

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Don't touch any!

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Great(!)

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This is where we're going.

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We land here, then walk down.

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It's a sinkhole. Thousands of years of water have torn away the rock.

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It's deep, 2,000ft, and dark at the bottom. You'll need flash equipment.

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-<

-Atencion, muchachos!

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Stegolepis. Nutritious enough to live on for weeks.

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Thanks, I'll pass!

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Plants your speciality?

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Identifying new insects and spiders.

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Great, just what the world needs(!) More bugs(!)

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What's your speciality, Manley?

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Football.

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Vamos! Vamos!

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No-one mentioned poison ants and frogs, but a 2,000ft drop?!

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This is for the equipment.

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Our guide will show us another way.

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Vamonos!

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Mr Manley!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah!

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Que pasa?

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No voy. No voy.

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What's with him?

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This is as far as he'll go.

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What?

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Here we are.

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Careful. Careful, watch your step, man.

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Amazing! The air temperature's dropped 10 degrees in 100m!

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Not far. Down there.

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INAUDIBLE

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Arrgghh! Arrgghh!

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Manley, you all right?

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Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. I just...

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HE SPEAKS IN SPANISH

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What'd he say?

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Be careful. You're too big for us to carry out. Vamonos!

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Wait up! Wait up!

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What's that thing do?

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Ever thrown a firecracker into a pond?

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Maybe when I was a kid. Why?

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What happened?

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All sorts of stuff floated to the surface.

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Exactly. Everybody ready?

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ENGINE WHIRS NOSILY

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Prepare yourselves, gentlemen.

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For what?

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For pictures, Manley!

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What is it?

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I think it's a new species of butterfly.

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We could call it Photius Manlii.

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LARGE THUD

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Extraordinary! Look at these markings!

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Don't just sit there!

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Are you sure it's dead?

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Yes. Quite dead.

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Two more.

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Highly unusual. So many spiders this size in a confined area!

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Look at the abdomen.

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We must find a live specimen!

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HE SCREAMS

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HISSING

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What the devil are you doing?

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It was alive!

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Don't be ridiculous.

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It's just a spider...

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It wasn't just a spider.

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It was potentially a species unchanged for millions of years...

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and all you could do is squash it.

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Profesor! No esta muerto.

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HE MURMURS IN SPANISH

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No esta muerto.

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Impossible. They should be dead.

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Very aggressive! We'll take two alive, and preserve two.

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Are you sure that'll do it?

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This stuff will kill an elephant.

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Millions of years, then we come along!

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How long will it take to get back?

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What's wrong? Still worried about dinosaurs(?)

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This place gives me the creeps.

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Incredible!

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What is?

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They have no reproductive organs.

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Almost like worker bees or soldier ants.

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Well...if these are the soldiers, I'd hate to see the general!

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How are you feeling?

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Like hell. This fever's killing me.

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You don't look so good. Take a rest.

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Ow!

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HE CHOKES

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STRANGLED CRIES

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Senor!

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Senor!

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Profesor! Profesor! Profesor!

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Esta muerto?

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The fever.

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Make sure we've got all his film.

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Have we notified his family?

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I've contacted the US Consulate.

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OK, seal him up.

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HE SPEAKS SPANISH

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I wish you wouldn't complain about my driving!

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You're pushing it, that's all!

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Take it easy! Wait a minute!

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All right.

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Can you give me a hand?

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, gee...

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Oh, God!

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I think I'll go move the hearse.

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I'm sorry to pester you in this already difficult time.

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I know we decided on an open casket, but we should maybe reconsider.

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I'm not sure how they work down in South America...

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but let me say their preservation methods differ from ours.

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No, you'd be welcome to come down and decide...

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But in this difficult time, I'm not sure I would...

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You do have the option...we could put a photo on top of the casket.

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Yeah. The one you had in the newspaper would be nice.

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Yeah. Oh, good.

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All right.

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DOG WIMPERS

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CAT MIAOWS

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BIRD SCREECHES

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OK, kids, stake out your rooms!

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Give me that!

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Shelley!

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Oh, Ross, smell that air!

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HE SNEEZES

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Oh, God!

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Before we find what broke in the move and that the breakfront doesn't fit in the dining room,

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let's chant, "We did the right thing".

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-BOTH:

-We did the right thing.

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For the kids.

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For all of us.

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Goodbye crime, goodbye grime.

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Goodbye culture, goodbye friends...

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Hey, Dad, there's a dead bird over here!

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Well, don't touch it! Just go into the house and find your sister.

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Ross, the town is yours!

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You're THE doctor. Is there a more respected figure?

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Respect is fine, but I want to be feared.

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Easy with that! That's... Don't...

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Don't want to agitate the sediments. Chateau Margaux. 127 bucks a bottle.

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Tasty, huh?

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At that price, who can drink it?

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Goes in the basement.

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I mean, the cellar.

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The wine cellar.

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I need a big padlock, protect my investment.

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Dad! Dad!

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What? What's wrong?

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Behind the boxes, a spider!

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A spider? OK.

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It was ugly! This big!

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Calm down! You're in the country now.

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OK? Let's go find that spider.

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Let's find Mom to take care of it.

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Honey, we're in the living room! We need you to kill a spider.

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All right. Where is it?

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Over there on the box!

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Killing a spider? Cool!

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Bad luck to kill one in a new house!

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Just made that up, dear?

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OK. Everything's OK.

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Oh, poor thing!

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It's more scared than we are.

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Let's give it a home in the barn.

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Yeah, good idea, Shell.

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How come you're not afraid of bugs like Dad?

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I'm not afraid of bugs, just... Careful of rusty nails!

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Dad, chill out!

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Right here.

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Yeah!

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There. OK?

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You won't miss being in the thick of things?

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Stars winking, crickets singing... we ARE in the thick of things.

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I mean work. Strokes from the boss. Christmas bonuses.

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Office politics. Caffeine. Adrenaline. Steady income.

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We'll be fine.

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Between my severance and your potential patients, we'll be fine.

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When are you meeting Dr Metcalf?

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Thursday. The old coot passes the torch at 10 sharp.

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Wait.

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We can unpack in the morning.

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I have some Napoleon brandy in the basement...cellar.

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Ross, I'm exhausted.

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It's bad luck not to make love in a new house.

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You just made that up, didn't you, dear(?)

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I have terrific news. Well, for my patients it's terrific...

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..my wife is less than thrilled.

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What's that, Dr?

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I'm postponing retirement.

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I don't know for how long, but...

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But?

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I realised there's only one thing left to do when you retire...

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.. and too many friends have done that 6 months after giving up work.

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But you...

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When we spoke four months ago, you assured me...

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I'm not ready to retire, Doctor! And if my wife can't rush me into it, you sure as hell can't!

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Excuse me.

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You got to feed the meter, partner.

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Well, I was just leaving.

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Hmm, a little late, though.

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I do have medical plates.

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Oh, right! You're that new doctor!

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Ross Jennings.

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Sheriff Lloyd Parsons.

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You're a Yale grad?

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That's right, yeah.

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Yeah!

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Just a school, isn't it(?)

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That's enough, Lloyd Parsons.

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You're writing him a ticket!?

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What're you doing?!

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What the whole town ought to do! Your ticker-tape parade!

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That's littering, Miss Hollins!

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Lloyd's been a bully since 5th grade.

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I know, I held him back! Walk me to my automobile.

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Thanks! How'd you know who I was?

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We're neighbours. I gave you a standing ovation when you arrived.

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Sam Metcalf only recently gave up leeches.

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He also gave up retirement!

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We came thinking I'd have his patients, now I've none!

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No, Dr Jennings! You have one!

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Look at this light! On the best day in the city we didn't get this!

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Maybe they'll give me a show. They do that in little towns.

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"Molly Jennings - A Retrospective." I need to take pictures first!

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There's good news and bad.

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Shall we go in reverse alphabetical order, start with the good?

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Mm-hm.

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I'm seeing my first patient today... A great old dame, lives up the road.

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Terrific. What's the bad?

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She's my only patient.

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Today?

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Metcalf changed his mind.

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What?

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He panicked.

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He says if he retires, he'll lose his zest for life and die within 48 hours or something.

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But we looked in 14 different towns!

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We bought a house! You rented an office! What'll we do?

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Kill him?

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I have my fax machine.

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I'll work part-time. Phone and fax is all I need. My old clients...

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Honey, we'll be fine, just like you said.

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With one patient?

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Maybe I'll be lucky and she'll be ravaged by disease.

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Like having seven patients in one.

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Fit as a fiddle! Not a damned thing wrong!

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Dr Jennings, I'm sorry.

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Think I was hoping you were ravaged by disease?

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What about my high blood pressure?

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You have above normal systolic pressure - less dangerous than a diastolic elevation.

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It doesn't need treatment.

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Do I need these?

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There's a difference between the two types of hypertension. I think...

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Dr Metcalf doesn't know the difference between his ass and a hole!

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Folks are comfortable with him...

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Though when he first hit town they were standoffish.

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How did he overcome it?

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He threw a party, invited the town.

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If he were half as good at medicine as he is at public relations,

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he could run for Surgeon General!

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Next month, when the afternoons are cooler, we'll throw you a party!

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Thanks.

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SHE GASPS

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So, is your one patient a walking health hazard?

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I couldn't find a wart on her.

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Great(!) So what do we do?

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Enjoy the fact that now we don't live in the city, we needn't call this pasta.

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Skinny spaghetti?

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No, Daddy's not done.

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Margaret, my tragically healthy patient, will throw a get-to-know-Dr Jennings party.

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No, Daddy's not done!

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Some punch with the new GP and Canaima will abandon Doc Metcalf...

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It's a nice gesture.

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Yeah, I thought so.

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Can we play with Bunny?

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Yeah. I want you both in before dark, though.

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Bunny Beechwood. She popped up this morning. A neighbour. Seems nice.

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Bet they'll chase fireflies or something?

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-Wanna blow up a bullfrog?

-OK!

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I got great shots in the barn!

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If my camera picks up the web with the detail my eyes did...

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The web?

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Our spider made himself a hell of a home!

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Even you would appreciate it!

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Molly, how can I make this more clear? I have a...

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Terrible fear of spiders. I've seen what happens.

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Which is why you should force yourself to look at the web.

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Look at the web?!

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See it for the extraordinary, beautiful thing it is.

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Therapy! We live in the country.

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Time to work out this irrational, paralysing terror.

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It's not irrational.

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I know. The incident.

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It's like yesterday.

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Nobody remembers anything from when they were two!

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It's my first memory.

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I can envision the crib, all around me, clear as day.

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I can feel waking up, drowsy, peaceful, secure - and there it was.

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Probably a daddy-longlegs.

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It seemed huge.

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It came crawling through the bars of the crib, touched my bare leg...

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You were wearing a diaper.

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All my limbs froze, just froze!

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You were still half-asleep.

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I was paralysed, Molly!

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Try to understand how it makes me feel.

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I was unable to stop it from crawling along my naked skin!

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I can still feel its hairy little legs, just...

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Then up to my face...

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I felt utterly helpless, being explored by an alien thing!

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Can you blame me for being a spider...phobe...?

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Arachnophobe.

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Whatever.

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You see it up there? Right behind the ladder.

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Impressive, huh?

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Therapy, right?

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Right.

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Yeah.

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Oh...

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Oh, God!

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You see? You still have full use of all your limbs.

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God, have you seen it up here?

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Molly, I think you spared the 8-legged Frank Lloyd Wright!

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Ross!

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BOTH SCREAM

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Are you OK? Honey, it's OK!

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What the hell was that?!

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It's... Ugh!

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Come on!

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Oh, God! Oh, no! HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

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Jesus!

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Hold me, hold me!

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No, no! No!

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Oh, my God!

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-FRANK SINATRA:

-# The summer wind came blowing in

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# From across the sea

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# It lingered there and touched your hair

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# And walked with me

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# All summer long... #

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No, thanks.

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How do you find life here?

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After a few initial shocks, we're adjusting.

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I've been checking on you.

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When I'm ready to throw in the towel, Dr Jennings is your man.

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Henry Beechwood.

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Ross. Jennings.

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By all accounts, a fine physician.

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I'll remember that.

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This brings back memories!

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When I moved here, the whole town threw me a party.

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No, you threw yourself a party!

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Now, THAT was a party!

0:36:140:36:18

Now, THAT is a jerk!

0:36:160:36:18

Canaima welcomes you.

0:36:480:36:53

Thank you.

0:36:490:36:53

I was interested in something.

0:36:500:36:53

Could you give me a little help?

0:36:530:36:56

Should I have this removed?

0:36:560:36:58

What's Bunny showing them?

0:36:580:37:00

Green Beret hand-to-hand combat methods.

0:37:000:37:04

Becky, thought about what you'll major in at college?

0:37:040:37:08

-Gym.

-It's in the genes.

0:37:080:37:12

Bobby's a Bronco star quarterback.

0:37:120:37:15

Hi.

0:37:150:37:17

He could throw a football before he could walk! I coach the team.

0:37:170:37:23

Nepotism, huh?

0:37:210:37:23

Actually, we're Baptists.

0:37:230:37:26

Nobody says to a mortician, "Irv, think I might be dead?"

0:37:280:37:33

Drive you nuts? Dipping a Dorito as somebody shows you his growth!

0:37:330:37:38

How do you handle it?

0:37:380:37:39

I just mention that my wife was a successful stockbroker.

0:37:390:37:44

What about artificial intelligence stock?

0:37:440:37:49

Why shouldn't I have another?

0:37:490:37:52

You've had too much.

0:37:500:37:52

No! I'm thirsty!

0:37:520:37:54

(The Manleys... Their son passed away recently.)

0:37:540:37:59

Oh, that's awful! How?

0:37:580:38:00

I'm not sure. He was a scientist.

0:38:000:38:03

Photographer.

0:38:020:38:03

He was on an expedition down in Venezuela.

0:38:030:38:08

Nobody'd tell me how! Or even let me see him to say goodbye!

0:38:090:38:14

Let's go.

0:38:150:38:21

Why wouldn't they let me see him? I don't understand!

0:38:160:38:21

I had to recommend a closed coffin.

0:38:220:38:26

His body looked all chewed up.

0:38:270:38:29

Drained.

0:38:290:38:31

Like some vampire had a go at him. It was something terrible.

0:38:310:38:37

Excuse us.

0:38:390:38:42

Oh, yeah.

0:38:400:38:42

That's the apple?

0:38:420:38:44

Bet you made enough friends to break Sam's death grip!

0:38:460:38:50

We can't thank you enough.

0:38:500:38:53

Nor I you, for freeing me from the pills!

0:38:530:38:56

I feel I could compete in a triathlon!

0:38:560:39:01

After your check-up, I agree!

0:39:010:39:03

Bye-bye, Margaret.

0:39:030:39:06

Bye, Molly.

0:39:040:39:06

Irv! Blaire! Would you like a doggie bag?

0:39:070:39:11

We're fine, thank you. Great party, Margaret!

0:39:110:39:15

Come on, honey, the party's over!

0:40:030:40:06

Happy hunting, Felix! See you in the morning!

0:40:130:40:17

You'd have had too much punch, and been the life of the party.

0:40:470:40:53

I missed you!

0:40:590:41:01

-<

-Aaargh!

0:41:070:41:08

Ross! Ross!

0:41:570:42:00

Molly?

0:42:010:42:03

Ross!

0:42:040:42:06

I could have killed you! The nails came straight... Oh, God!

0:42:060:42:12

It's all rotten. My wine cellar is probably crawling with termites!

0:42:120:42:18

I'm surprised we haven't fallen through the floor!

0:42:180:42:23

Well, I'll call the exterminator.

0:42:200:42:23

You're casual about the death of my dream!

0:42:270:42:30

I tried to thank Margaret for yesterday, but her line's busy.

0:42:300:42:37

She's probably gabbing.

0:42:350:42:37

You want me to...

0:42:380:42:40

Yeah, OK, I'll go over and check on her.

0:42:400:42:43

CAT MIAOWS

0:42:530:42:55

Here, Kitty! Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!

0:42:580:43:02

Margaret!

0:43:050:43:07

What'd you think, Doc?

0:43:180:43:19

Heart attack. Bound to happen sooner rather than later.

0:43:190:43:23

She had high blood pressure, even with pills.

0:43:230:43:28

I took her off those.

0:43:280:43:31

What right did you have?

0:43:290:43:31

She came to me as a patient.

0:43:310:43:33

You didn't see she was hypertensive?

0:43:330:43:35

Her diastolic reading was normal, her systolic below 160.

0:43:350:43:41

This is a very serious matter, young man!

0:43:410:43:45

You may have killed her.

0:43:460:43:48

She was in fine shape. I want an autopsy.

0:43:480:43:52

Never!

0:43:520:43:55

She was my patient.

0:43:530:43:55

And mine for 40 years!

0:43:550:43:56

She wouldn't want to be butchered! Nobody would want it for her!

0:43:560:44:03

Give it to me, Irv.

0:44:010:44:03

I'm satisfied if you are, Doc.

0:44:030:44:05

You come from a city, where people don't care!

0:44:050:44:09

I don't expect you to understand.

0:44:090:44:12

A little advice.

0:44:120:44:14

To fit in, learn to be sensitive to people's feelings!

0:44:140:44:19

I'm interested in medicine, not public relations(!)

0:44:190:44:23

Cardiac victims don't bite their tongues off! She had tetanic convulsions.

0:44:230:44:30

This case isn't closed!

0:44:300:44:33

You're damn right!

0:44:310:44:33

I believe you may be guilty of medical malpractice! I intend to pursue it!

0:44:330:44:40

I understand she was your patient. Your only patient.

0:44:480:44:53

Come by the gym tomorrow at 3. I'll throw you some business.

0:44:530:44:58

Thank you, Henry! Thanks, I appreciate that!

0:44:580:45:03

Nice. Think he could say it a little louder, though(?)

0:45:030:45:08

MUSIC PLAYS

0:45:100:45:12

HE SIGHS

0:45:190:45:21

A little young, isn't it?

0:45:240:45:26

The wine?

0:45:260:45:28

No. Margaret. To die at 68.

0:45:280:45:32

You know, that's 10 years below life expectancy of a Caucasian female.

0:45:360:45:43

You're a fine doctor. You knew what you were doing taking her off pills.

0:45:430:45:51

Like when I chose this town...

0:45:490:45:51

with the country doctor from hell, or this house, which is rotting from the ground up(!)

0:45:510:46:00

I'll take care of that.

0:46:000:46:02

Well, Margaret's still gonna be dead in the morning.

0:46:020:46:07

I still wanna know what killed her.

0:46:100:46:13

He was nailing something in the cellar, and the wood disintegrated.

0:46:290:46:35

Termites, huh?

0:46:330:46:35

That's what my husband thought.

0:46:350:46:41

He's an expert in these matters(?)

0:46:370:46:41

Well, no...

0:46:390:46:41

Didn't think so.

0:46:410:46:43

I'm glad you called me.

0:46:430:46:45

No room for amateurs in this game.

0:46:480:46:51

Oh! Oh!

0:47:020:47:04

Ah, thank you.

0:47:100:47:12

Haa!

0:47:150:47:17

What is it?

0:47:170:47:20

It's hard to say.

0:47:180:47:20

Would anybody object if I tore the floor out?

0:47:200:47:24

I would!

0:47:230:47:24

False alarm, then. Lead on.

0:47:240:47:26

How bad is it?

0:47:280:47:32

Ssshh!

0:47:290:47:32

I didn't find a thing.

0:47:330:47:35

Then why is the wood rotting?

0:47:350:47:38

I'll tell you why.

0:47:380:47:40

Bad wood.

0:47:410:47:43

So...what do we do?

0:47:430:47:45

Tear out bad wood.

0:47:450:47:47

Put in good wood.

0:47:480:47:50

My husband thought this'd make a good wine cellar.

0:47:520:47:58

Yeah? I collect beer cans myself.

0:47:540:47:58

I got a rare '74 Miller Lite with a misprinted label.

0:47:570:48:02

Only 100 in circulation. He might want a look.

0:48:020:48:06

Oh, no hard shoes on the court.

0:48:060:48:09

Sorry.

0:48:090:48:10

I know what a blow losing Margaret was. People keep score. You're only as good as your last game.

0:48:100:48:19

I appreciate your concern.

0:48:190:48:23

I want you to enjoy Canaima.

0:48:200:48:23

Clean water, fresh air. No police sirens wailing all night!

0:48:230:48:28

Just crickets up the wazoo!

0:48:280:48:31

Actually, I haven't heard any crickets lately.

0:48:310:48:35

I haven't, either.

0:48:350:48:37

OK, Broncos, the doc's here! Get ready to drop 'em!

0:48:370:48:42

Doc wants to hear you cough!

0:48:430:48:45

HE COUGHS

0:48:560:48:58

MORE COUGHING

0:49:070:49:09

HE COUGHS

0:49:150:49:17

HE COUGHS FEEBLY

0:49:180:49:20

Call yourself Broncos? You look like babies! Come on! Snap to it!

0:49:220:49:28

-<

-On the ball.

0:49:320:49:33

Hurry up, let's go! Come on! Another play.

0:49:370:49:41

Come on, you're moving in slow motion! Move it! Move it!

0:49:410:49:47

Hike!

0:49:500:49:52

A banana-out?! That's a banana-split!

0:49:550:49:58

Shitty pass!

0:49:580:50:01

I heard that, McGrath!

0:49:590:50:01

Garbage-mouth! Wash that mouth out!

0:50:010:50:04

-Miller!

-Yo!

0:50:040:50:06

You know the patterns?

0:50:060:50:09

Like the back of my hand!

0:50:080:50:09

Get in here! Run the same thing again.

0:50:100:50:14

Come on, we're waiting on you! Let's go!

0:50:130:50:17

Come on, Miller! Wanna play? Let's go!

0:50:170:50:21

Thanks.

0:50:220:50:24

Run it!

0:50:240:50:26

Set! Hut! Hike!

0:50:260:50:28

Arrggh!

0:50:340:50:36

Come on! Come on, up, up!

0:50:370:50:39

Easy up! Let's up! That's back! Let's go!

0:50:390:50:42

Miller, you all right?

0:50:440:50:47

Coach!

0:50:470:50:50

What's wrong with Miller?

0:50:480:50:50

Back up, let him breathe!

0:50:510:50:53

What's wrong? What is it?

0:50:530:50:55

Come on, give him some air!

0:50:550:50:58

OK, let's get his helmet off.

0:50:590:51:02

Real easy. Support his head. Easy, easy!

0:51:020:51:05

Real gentle.

0:51:050:51:07

Real gentle.

0:51:090:51:11

Look out, look out.

0:51:140:51:16

From what I hear it wasn't a very hard tackle.

0:51:260:51:30

I only wish I knew. You see, Dr Jennings examined him last.

0:51:300:51:35

Hey...

0:51:450:51:47

Why so gloomy?

0:51:470:51:49

Bunny Beechwood says everybody's calling you Dr Death.

0:51:500:51:55

That's just silly, Shelley.

0:51:560:51:58

They say you want to cut people up into pieces.

0:51:580:52:03

Oh, Tom, look.

0:52:010:52:03

It's called an autopsy.

0:52:030:52:05

It's not a pleasant thing.

0:52:050:52:08

But sometimes it's the only way to see what happened.

0:52:080:52:12

But some doctors won't accept it.

0:52:120:52:17

Some doctors won't accept city methods don't work in a small town.

0:52:170:52:23

Both Margaret and that poor boy did seem healthy. Odd, don't you think?

0:52:230:52:29

If I autopsied every heart attack, I'd be run out of Canaima!

0:52:300:52:36

Poor Sam. You think life is a popularity contest!

0:52:360:52:39

You're not jealous of our new doctor?

0:52:410:52:44

What?!

0:52:440:52:46

You made me lose my timing!

0:52:460:52:49

You're yelling, Sam. Come on to bed.

0:52:490:52:52

Come on!

0:52:520:52:54

I need a shower.

0:52:560:52:58

I'd love to take walks around the neighbourhood with you.

0:52:580:53:04

It's not the same, Evelyn.

0:53:010:53:04

I need to know how far I've gone, and exactly how long it took me.

0:53:040:53:09

Floor's cold, Sam.

0:53:110:53:12

You're right. You're always right!

0:53:120:53:15

Damn!

0:53:200:53:22

What's wrong?

0:53:220:53:25

Some damn thing bit me.

0:53:230:53:25

It's just a spider!

0:53:270:53:28

Spider? It felt like a damn cougar! Damn!

0:53:280:53:33

Damn!

0:53:340:53:35

I'm having a seizure!

0:53:360:53:38

Sam, what should I do?

0:53:380:53:40

Get an ambulance. Call Jennings.

0:53:400:53:42

My God!

0:53:420:53:44

I'll be right there.

0:53:490:53:51

What's going on?

0:53:520:53:55

Metcalf. He's having a seizure.

0:53:530:53:55

Thank God you didn't examine HIM this morning!

0:53:560:53:59

Why's the Coroner here?

0:54:030:54:05

I don't know.

0:54:050:54:07

Milt, this isn't necessary!

0:54:070:54:11

I'll be the judge, Lloyd.

0:54:090:54:11

Wait out here.

0:54:110:54:13

Guard the house, or something, hmm?

0:54:130:54:17

Guard the house(!)

0:54:150:54:17

Was he alive when you got here?

0:54:180:54:22

He'd been dead maybe five minutes.

0:54:220:54:25

Whatever it was, it was abrupt and acute.

0:54:250:54:28

Massive coronary or cerebral haemorrhage?

0:54:280:54:32

His wife says he was bitten by a spider before he seized.

0:54:320:54:39

Oh, right(!)

0:54:360:54:39

Sam told me about you.

0:54:380:54:41

The hotshot who won't accept anyone else's diagnosis.

0:54:400:54:48

I'll accept it if I agree with it.

0:54:450:54:48

Good.

0:54:480:54:53

Let me show you something. Down here.

0:54:500:54:53

I believe that's a spider bite.

0:54:560:54:59

I'll buy that.

0:55:010:55:03

But I doubt that killed him.

0:55:030:55:05

In 20 years I've seen one spider-bite fatality... a black widow and a child.

0:55:050:55:13

No, my guess is Sam overexerted himself.

0:55:130:55:17

He used the treadmill before he keeled over.

0:55:170:55:22

Yeah, well, you may be right.

0:55:190:55:22

I want an autopsy. Tissue samples, blood toxicology.

0:55:230:55:28

-Wait just one second!

-Shut up, Lloyd.

0:55:280:55:30

You'll get Evelyn's permission?

0:55:290:55:33

Of course.

0:55:310:55:33

Need a ride home?

0:55:320:55:33

No, I'm all right, thanks.

0:55:330:55:36

Take care! You're the town doctor!

0:55:350:55:39

Say "Ah".

0:55:390:55:41

Ahhh.

0:55:420:55:44

OK, we'll treat this inflammation with antibiotics.

0:55:440:55:48

So I don't get any ice cream?

0:55:500:55:52

I'll buy you a double scoop!

0:55:520:55:55

Who's next?

0:55:540:55:57

I'll take that, thank you!

0:55:560:55:59

Step right this way.

0:55:590:56:01

Have a seat. Be right with you.

0:56:010:56:04

Thank you.

0:56:020:56:04

OK, hotshot, are you sitting down?

0:56:080:56:11

Sam died from a minute amount of an unidentified toxic substance in his blood.

0:56:110:56:19

'My office isn't ruling out poisoning, or even killer spiders.

0:56:190:56:26

'It looks like a heart attack to me, but I'll support whatever you'd like to do.'

0:56:260:56:33

I gotta have those bodies exhumed, Milt. I gotta be sure.

0:56:330:56:37

OK, whatever you think necessary.

0:56:380:56:41

Thanks.

0:56:420:56:44

Are you out of your mind?

0:56:440:56:46

Once more, I want Margaret Hollins and Todd Miller exhumed.

0:56:460:56:52

Hey! Hey! Hey...

0:56:520:56:56

You pull them out the ground when they should be enjoying eternal rest...

0:56:560:57:02

I'll just get a court order!

0:57:020:57:05

Milt Briggs is on my side.

0:57:050:57:07

This is a very bad business, Mr Yale Graduate, Big City Doctor!

0:57:090:57:15

No shit(!)

0:57:150:57:17

Hi, Dad!

0:57:280:57:31

Hi, honey!

0:57:290:57:31

What's going on?

0:57:300:57:31

Shelley's staying the night with Bunny.

0:57:310:57:34

We'll take good care of her, Dr Jennings.

0:57:340:57:38

Wait.

0:57:410:57:43

There may be some spiders that are very dangerous, OK?

0:57:430:57:48

I want you to be aware of this.

0:57:480:57:51

If you see one, don't try to capture or kill it.

0:57:510:57:55

Just run. You understand?

0:57:550:57:57

Run!

0:58:000:58:03

We'll do that, Dr Jennings.

0:58:010:58:03

Don't worry about anything.

0:58:030:58:06

THEY GIGGLE BUNNY: Yo, Dr Death!

0:58:060:58:08

Are you all right?

0:58:120:58:14

No.

0:58:140:58:16

All clear.

0:58:260:58:29

"The spider was asleep. It had been a very, very busy day."

0:58:350:58:41

OK, your turn, Bunny.

0:58:410:58:43

# The itsy-bitsy SPIDER...

0:58:440:58:46

SHE SQUEALS

0:58:460:58:48

# Crawled up the water spout

0:58:480:58:52

# Down came the rain and washed the spider out

0:58:520:58:56

# Out came the sun and dried up all the rain

0:58:570:59:01

# And the itsy-bitsy spider crawled up the spout again. #

0:59:010:59:07

It's my turn now.

0:59:070:59:08

"Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey.

0:59:080:59:13

"Along came a SPIDER...

0:59:130:59:15

THEY BOTH SCREAM

0:59:150:59:16

"..that sat down beside her, and frightened Miss Muffet...

0:59:160:59:19

BOTH: Aarrgghh!

0:59:190:59:21

Settle down, or Shelley can't stay!

0:59:210:59:24

We can't sleep!

0:59:240:59:28

We keep scaring each other.

0:59:260:59:28

-Why don't you sleep in my room for a while?

-OK.

0:59:280:59:30

Nah, we don't need this.

0:59:310:59:33

Argh! Oh, God!

1:00:141:00:16

CRICKET CHIRPS

1:00:191:00:21

You son of a bitch!

1:00:311:00:32

FRANTIC CHIRPING

1:00:341:00:36

Where are the other crickets? Where are all your buddies?

1:00:371:00:41

PHONE RINGS

1:01:011:01:03

Atherton.

1:01:101:01:14

Yes, Dr Atherton?

1:01:121:01:14

I'm Ross Jennings.

1:01:141:01:16

I'm a general practitioner and I've a problem that may be spider related.

1:01:161:01:23

You're the foremost authority on the West Coast, or any coast!

1:01:231:01:27

Every so often in some little town there's a health scare - an unexplained outbreak.

1:01:281:01:36

Spiders make convenient culprits.

1:01:361:01:39

'On every suburban acre there are 50,000 to 60,000 spiders

1:01:391:01:46

and each spider eats about 100 insects a year?

1:01:461:01:51

'So, 5 million insects are consumed per acre annually.'

1:01:511:01:55

Perhaps man might find the planet uninhabitable without spiders.

1:01:551:02:02

'I've nothing against them, but we've had 3 deaths and I fear there'll be more.

1:02:021:02:10

'Lend me your expertise for an afternoon.'

1:02:101:02:14

It's a town called Canaima.

1:02:141:02:19

Canaima?

1:02:161:02:19

'Yeah. You know it?'

1:02:181:02:19

It's familiar.

1:02:191:02:21

Let me see what I can do. Where are you, exactly?

1:02:211:02:25

Collins. Collins!

1:02:341:02:36

Oh. Sorry.

1:02:371:02:41

Are you equally busy tomorrow(?)

1:02:381:02:41

Dr Atherton?

1:03:011:03:02

No, Chris Collins, his assistant.

1:03:021:03:06

I'm Chris. Atherton's busy.

1:03:061:03:09

He's found a new species of spider in South America.

1:03:091:03:13

Er, to us it's a big deal.

1:03:131:03:16

I hope you can help. We'll be examining bodies.

1:03:171:03:24

Sounds like a blast(!)

1:03:211:03:24

We're looking for bites.

1:03:251:03:27

Like this. That's a spider, isn't it?

1:03:291:03:32

Er, I'm not sure. I think so.

1:03:341:03:36

But even at several times the potency of Latrodectus...

1:03:371:03:43

Latro... Black widow, right?

1:03:411:03:43

Right. It'd take more than one bite to kill. This death and the bite are coincidental.

1:03:431:03:51

Hey, guys, how's it going?

1:03:511:03:52

Poor Margaret!

1:03:541:03:56

She was a good wife, good teacher, good neighbour...

1:03:561:04:01

Excellent cook. Anything you want, just shout.

1:04:011:04:05

I want some fresh air.

1:04:071:04:09

Chris! Chris! Come here!

1:04:091:04:11

Still think it's a coincidence?

1:04:161:04:19

That's a spider bite.

1:04:201:04:22

The tissue around it is macerated.

1:04:221:04:27

A mark behind the left ear.

1:04:241:04:27

PHONE RINGS

1:04:271:04:29

Atherton.

1:04:321:04:35

'Chris Collins.

1:04:331:04:35

'We've a big problem in Canaima.

1:04:351:04:38

'They've 3 dead. The cause seems to be a spider deadlier than any I've seen.

1:04:381:04:45

'They want to quarantine the town!'

1:04:451:04:50

Are you sure?

1:04:471:04:50

This is way out of my league.

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It's a decision you have to make. You better come up.

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I can be there tomorrow afternoon...

1:04:551:04:59

But, Collins, try and find me a specimen.

1:04:591:05:02

HE BREATHES HEAVILY

1:06:031:06:05

Bring the keys? ­

1:06:231:06:25

Great. Perk up, Lloyd!

1:06:251:06:27

If we find the spider that did this, you can arrest him!

1:06:271:06:32

Milt, will you cover the living room?

1:06:441:06:46

Chris, you check out back.

1:06:471:06:50

And, Lloyd...take the kitchen.

1:06:511:06:54

I'll just... I'll oversee... I'll just coordinate the...

1:06:551:07:00

I'll just stay right here.

1:07:001:07:03

What is all that crap? >

1:08:091:08:12

Leftovers. Mostly cricket parts. Wings, legs.

1:08:121:08:16

We haven't heard any crickets for weeks.

1:08:171:08:21

Arrggh!

1:08:271:08:28

Ross! Here! Ross!

1:08:301:08:31

Sheriff, don't move!

1:08:311:08:33

It's dead! Shit!

1:08:341:08:38

What could have killed it?

1:08:361:08:38

The shock of seeing Lloyd?

1:08:381:08:41

KNOCK ON DOOR

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-There are other people in this house!

->

1:08:481:08:51

Dad, go away!

1:08:511:08:53

Dad, go away!

1:08:541:08:56

-<

-Use the one down here, Henry!

1:08:561:08:58

SHE SCREAMS

1:09:531:09:54

Never a moment's peace!

1:09:561:09:58

SHE SCREAMS

1:09:581:10:00

What happened? Are you OK?

1:10:021:10:04

SHE SCREAMS AGAIN

1:10:041:10:05

Why don't we take the dead spider and get out?

1:10:131:10:16

You don't get off that easy!

1:10:161:10:18

The dead spider's desiccated. No use to us.

1:10:181:10:20

You mean macerated.

1:10:201:10:22

No, desiccated. Dried up, drained of blood.

1:10:221:10:26

Macerated is the...

1:10:251:10:28

Chewing they do.

1:10:261:10:28

Chewing, right.

1:10:281:10:30

They're like little vampires.

1:10:301:10:33

This trip to find the spider species, where'd he go?

1:10:331:10:40

South America. Venezuela. Why?

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Is that one of 'em?

1:10:451:10:47

I'd say it's a damn fine suspect.

1:10:471:10:49

Ross, you're gonna have to take a step towards it.

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Chris, I'm scared to death!

1:11:051:11:06

We all are, but our brains secrete a neuro-transmitter to help us.

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I don't have that particular neuro-transmitter.

1:11:131:11:17

Yes, you do.

1:11:171:11:19

Wow.

1:11:291:11:31

DOG BARKS

1:11:381:11:39

You need an asbestos glove, the Doomsday weapon in Delbert's war on creepy-crawlies.

1:11:421:11:50

I coat it with Denon EC. It's biodegradable, organic.

1:11:501:11:55

You should see the beasties twitch when they get a whiff!

1:11:551:12:00

Er, Delbert...

1:12:081:12:09

There's a rumour going that a spider killed Sam, maybe Margaret, even my Bronco.

1:12:121:12:19

Doubtful, Henry.

1:12:191:12:21

In Florida, one of my colleagues bumped into a nest of black widows.

1:12:221:12:28

Over a dozen bites, and lived.

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Course, he probably lost control of his bodily functions.

1:12:341:12:39

Nothing here. But I'll hunt the alleged arachnid and spritz him to kingdom come.

1:12:391:12:46

DOG BARKS

1:13:271:13:31

Yeah, that's right! I'm bad!

1:13:281:13:31

KNOCK ON DOOR

1:13:321:13:34

Dr Atherton... Ross Jennings.

1:13:401:13:43

Come in.

1:13:441:13:46

Did you find another specimen?

1:13:471:13:53

Yes. I also called the town mortician.

1:13:491:13:53

Months ago, there was a corpse.

1:13:531:13:55

The body was desiccated, drained of blood.

1:13:551:13:59

Irv agreed, if the spider was big and spent long enough on the body...

1:13:591:14:05

I know why you've heard of Canaima. This was Jerry Manley's hometown.

1:14:051:14:12

Manley the photographer?

1:14:121:14:14

I think a Venezuelan spider hitched a ride in his coffin.

1:14:141:14:18

The fangs, injectors, are disproportionately large.

1:14:241:14:29

3 poison sacs.

1:14:291:14:30

Now, let's test the venom.

1:14:301:14:34

The toxin and amount injected determine the effect of the bite.

1:14:401:14:46

And the place where the subject is bitten.

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It can lead to paralysis or death.

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SQUEAKING

1:14:571:14:59

I'd guess this toxin is fatal at a fraction of that dose.

1:14:591:15:04

I'd agree.

1:15:041:15:06

No sex organs.

1:15:121:15:14

That would make them drones - or soldiers!

1:15:151:15:19

That's typical in organised insects - bees, ants. I never saw it in spiders!

1:15:201:15:28

I have.

1:15:281:15:30

Venezuela, right?

1:15:291:15:30

Right. This is a descendant.

1:15:301:15:33

Somehow, a male mated with a house spider to make a deadly strain.

1:15:331:15:39

But with no sex organs, it can't reproduce.

1:15:391:15:42

True. And the accelerated growth rate suggests a short life cycle.

1:15:421:15:48

We already saw a dead one.

1:15:481:15:51

That could be the good news!

1:15:501:15:54

Let's discuss the bad!

1:15:521:15:54

The species I found in S America live at the top of the food chain.

1:15:551:16:01

They spread out from a nest in a web-like pattern, and dominate the area.

1:16:001:16:07

In their habitat, they're contained by geography - not true here.

1:16:071:16:12

So the original male's the granddaddy of 'em all,

1:16:121:16:17

and he's sending troops to battle.

1:16:171:16:18

Right. Er...

1:16:181:16:19

Excuse me! Professor?

1:16:191:16:22

This is our town exterminator.

1:16:221:16:24

McClintock. Nice to meet a colleague.

1:16:241:16:27

He came across one of the offenders a few hours ago.

1:16:271:16:33

Have you brought it with you?

1:16:311:16:33

It's still on the bottom of my shoe.

1:16:331:16:36

You can't tell what it is any more.

1:16:371:16:40

In this first generation, the original male produced a queen.

1:16:421:16:48

They'll build a nest for the queen to guard.

1:16:481:16:51

She'll create reproductive offspring, and then this town is dead.

1:16:511:16:58

And the next town, the next town, and the next.

1:16:581:17:02

Irv owns the mortuary where it originated. If we kill the male...

1:17:021:17:07

And nest. I'll call the Dept of Agriculture.

1:17:071:17:10

OK. Phone's in the office.

1:17:101:17:14

See you at the mortuary.

1:17:111:17:14

Sheriff, give me a ride.

1:17:141:17:16

-I am not a chauffeur!

-Shut up, Lloyd.

1:17:161:17:18

Damn! It's busy!

1:17:181:17:20

Irv takes the phone off the hook for Wheel of Fortune.

1:17:201:17:23

Let's go!

1:17:231:17:25

< NOISE FROM TV

1:17:381:17:40

-Blaire, real or fake butter?

-Fake!

1:17:461:17:50

Irv, hurry!

1:17:541:17:56

Buttery, hot and delicious!

1:17:561:17:57

'1,000. T. There are two Ts. That's quite a start!'

1:18:081:18:13

He needs to buy a vowel.

1:18:131:18:15

Buy a vowel!

1:18:221:18:24

TYRES SCREECH

1:18:261:18:28

Delbert!!

1:18:301:18:31

What'll this nest look like?

1:18:361:18:38

Well, you'd know if you found it.

1:18:381:18:41

The area would be dark, warm, moist.

1:18:411:18:45

A musty smell, and you'd see an egg sac.

1:18:451:18:48

Like your basic egg sac.

1:18:481:18:50

Uh, white, cocooned, pulsating, about the size of a softball.

1:18:501:18:56

And no other spiders around.

1:18:561:18:58

What do you mean?

1:18:581:18:59

Spiders are cannibals, she wouldn't want any others near her offspring.

1:18:591:19:06

Tell them - even if it means interrupting a dinner party!

1:19:061:19:12

Sheriff!

1:19:121:19:14

Where is this?

1:19:191:19:21

The Daniels place. Jennings bought it.

1:19:211:19:24

Take me there!

1:19:241:19:26

NOISE FROM TV

1:19:451:19:47

Hey, Irv! Irv!

1:19:471:19:48

Ross...

1:19:501:19:52

Canaima welcomes you.

1:19:521:19:54

Irv, we have an emergency! We...

1:19:541:19:58

Aarrghh!

1:20:081:20:09

I'll get us into the mortuary.

1:20:161:20:19

-<

-Ross. Ross!

1:20:201:20:22

We've found it!

1:20:501:20:51

Go to the mortuary, get my assistant and the exterminator.

1:20:551:21:00

Right, I'll do that.

1:21:001:21:02

Stay here, sir - I'm not responsible for you! Fine!

1:21:021:21:07

The killings are so arbitrary, maybe there's more than one nest.

1:21:211:21:25

No, there's just one.

1:21:251:21:27

What was it Atherton said?

1:21:271:21:32

They radiate from a central nest. Got a map?

1:21:281:21:32

Thinking about buying here...?

1:21:321:21:35

Come on, get a map, please!

1:21:331:21:35

Here. Here.

1:21:351:21:36

The Kendalls. The Kendalls' house. Mark that down on there.

1:21:361:21:42

And the old guy - the doctor.

1:21:431:21:46

Metcalf.

1:21:441:21:46

Kid died on the football field behind the school.

1:21:461:21:49

This is fun! I found one at Beechwoods'.

1:21:491:21:52

The old lady...

1:21:521:21:55

Margaret.

1:21:531:21:55

-Is that all of them?

-That's it.

1:21:551:21:57

In the centre, that's the mortuary?

1:21:571:21:59

No, that's a house.

1:21:591:22:01

Who the hell lives there?

1:22:011:22:02

I do.

1:22:031:22:05

The whole time the nest was in MY barn!

1:22:111:22:14

I doubt it. A spider would find your barn a tad breezy.

1:22:141:22:19

In that respect, spiders are like you and me.

1:22:191:22:23

I frankly doubt the nest is there.

1:22:231:22:27

I frankly know it is.

1:22:241:22:27

I was in the barn. I saw a web. There's a web.

1:22:271:22:30

A web does indicate an arachnoid presence.

1:22:301:22:34

They got a saying in Benelux countries...

1:22:341:22:36

Just drive, Delbert. Just get us there, please!

1:22:361:22:40

My, you've been busy! Incredible!

1:22:591:23:02

Supper's ready!

1:23:291:23:32

Come and get it!

1:23:321:23:34

HE SCREAMS

1:23:351:23:36

I gotta get my family out. Destroy what's in the barn!

1:23:481:23:52

Check. Better uncork my private stock.

1:23:521:23:55

There may be spiders in the house!

1:23:551:24:00

Yeah, right, let's go.

1:23:581:24:00

Give me a minute to look around here, then we go in.

1:24:051:24:09

Hello-o-o!

1:24:131:24:15

HE WHISTLES

1:24:171:24:20

Hello-o-o! Trick or treat!

1:24:221:24:26

Hey!

1:24:301:24:32

Gotcha! Got ya!

1:24:361:24:38

Now, let's see what we got up here.

1:24:421:24:45

Aargh!

1:24:531:24:55

Oh, my God! They got the professor.

1:24:581:25:02

'How come she's not here?

1:25:021:25:07

'She had meetings...'

1:25:021:25:07

Honey!

1:25:081:25:09

In here, Ross!

1:25:091:25:11

Hi, Dad.

1:25:101:25:11

I expected you for dinner, I got worried.

1:25:181:25:23

Sorry, I didn't get a chance to call.

1:25:231:25:26

SHE GASPS

1:25:301:25:32

OK, every...

1:25:371:25:39

Everybody just get up, very slowly...

1:25:521:25:55

..and walk towards the door.

1:26:041:26:06

OK, quick and quiet!

1:26:101:26:12

We're gonna need another way out of here.

1:26:121:26:15

Upstairs...the bathroom. Climb onto the roof. Quick!

1:26:181:26:22

Just go!

1:26:231:26:24

Watch yourself, Ross!

1:26:251:26:27

Come on, Shelley! That's right!

1:26:291:26:31

Argh! Argh! Argh!

1:26:331:26:37

Ross!

1:26:351:26:37

They're swarming! I've never seen them so aggressive!

1:26:371:26:42

They're chasing us.

1:26:421:26:45

Hi, you guys. I'm Chris.

1:26:431:26:45

Ah! Spiders!

1:26:461:26:48

Put that under the door!

1:26:491:26:51

Oh, God!

1:26:511:26:53

Mom, where are we going?

1:26:551:26:56

I'll go first.

1:26:561:26:58

Come on, let's go!

1:27:001:27:02

Come on, Shelley!

1:27:011:27:02

One at a time!

1:27:021:27:04

Careful out there!

1:27:041:27:05

Down the trellis, honey!

1:27:071:27:08

Ross! Ross!

1:27:091:27:11

Ross, get out of there!

1:27:101:27:11

< Wait for me! Tommy!

1:27:141:27:16

Ross, get out of there!

1:27:181:27:20

Where's Ross?

1:27:251:27:28

Right behind me! Oh, no!

1:27:261:27:28

Shit!

1:27:331:27:35

BOTH: Spiders! Spiders!

1:27:371:27:39

Shelley, Tommy, come here!

1:27:391:27:42

Get them away from the house!

1:27:421:27:45

Rock and roll!

1:27:511:27:53

-MUFFLED:

-All right, party time!

1:27:551:27:58

Yeah! Yeah!

1:27:591:28:01

Take that! Come on!

1:28:021:28:04

HISSING

1:28:091:28:10

Arrghh!

1:28:121:28:14

Argh!

1:28:201:28:22

What is it? Musty...musty smell, moist, dark...

1:29:041:29:08

No spiders. There's no spiders.

1:29:081:29:12

It's dark, musty. It's the nest.

1:29:131:29:16

Nest.

1:29:161:29:18

Nest. The queen.

1:29:181:29:20

Oh, shit! I'm in the goddamn nest!

1:29:221:29:25

Help! Help!

1:29:271:29:29

Chris!

1:29:341:29:36

I found the nest! And there's the queen!

1:29:361:29:39

Chris! Shit!

1:29:401:29:42

Arrggh!

1:30:271:30:29

Come on!

1:30:371:30:39

HE SCREAMS

1:30:401:30:42

Therapy!

1:31:051:31:06

That's your basic egg sac.

1:31:151:31:18

Be right back!

1:31:301:31:31

HISSING

1:32:131:32:14

HE GROANS

1:32:221:32:24

Where is it? That was the goddamn general!

1:32:251:32:27

Help! Help!

1:32:301:32:32

HISSING ­

1:32:331:32:35

HISSING

1:32:461:32:47

HISSING

1:33:071:33:08

Not the Chateau.

1:33:141:33:16

HISSING

1:33:251:33:26

Argh!

1:33:281:33:30

HE LAUGHS

1:34:111:34:12

Goddamn it, where are you?!

1:34:341:34:36

Damn it!

1:34:371:34:39

­ SCUFFLING NOISE

1:34:461:34:48

HE LAUGHS

1:34:561:34:58

The itsy-bitsy spider...

1:35:001:35:02

climbed up the water spout.

1:35:021:35:05

Down came the rain...

1:35:051:35:08

and washed the spider out.

1:35:081:35:10

Come on, come on, come on, come on!

1:35:161:35:19

Aaarggh!

1:35:231:35:25

IT SQUEALS

1:36:451:36:47

Shit!

1:36:531:36:55

SQUEALING

1:36:551:36:57

SQUEALING

1:37:081:37:10

Nice shot!

1:37:191:37:20

Thank God!

1:37:231:37:25

Don't mention it!

1:37:261:37:28

(Spider! My God!)

1:37:361:37:38

Ross! Ross!

1:37:391:37:41

Ross, it's OK.

1:37:411:37:43

Everything's OK.

1:37:431:37:45

Jesus! God, spiders!

1:37:451:37:47

Most are dead. The ones Delbert didn't get are dying.

1:37:471:37:51

The kids...?

1:37:511:37:52

The kids are fine. Everybody's OK.

1:37:521:37:55

TONY BENNET SINGS:

1:38:041:38:06

# I left my heart

1:38:061:38:13

# In San Francisco

1:38:131:38:18

# High on a hill... #

1:38:181:38:24

Know what I'll miss about the country?

1:38:251:38:28

What?

1:38:271:38:29

I dunno. That's why I'm asking.

1:38:291:38:32

At least we got out with our lives.

1:38:331:38:37

Yes.

1:38:351:38:37

And the Margaux.

1:38:381:38:40

To office politics, Xmas bonuses, caffeine, adrenaline...

1:38:411:38:47

To things we know, events we can control...

1:38:471:38:50

RUMBLING

1:38:511:38:52

That was a minor tremor.

1:39:031:39:05

It wouldn't even show on that scale...that...

1:39:051:39:08

Richter scale.

1:39:081:39:10

-Just a cable car going by.

-Cable car, yeah.

1:39:101:39:12

We should check the kids.

1:39:121:39:15

The kids!

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