Sirens


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This film contains some strong language.

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ETHEREAL FEMALE VOICES

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# But the hardest part in a sailor's day

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# Is to watch the sun as it dies away

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# The finest ship that sailed the sea

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# Is still a prison

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# For the likes of me

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# But give me wings like Noah's dove

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# I'll fly above her

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# To the girl I love. #

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Woof!

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The curator removed the paintings

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and wrote to the artist inviting him to submit some alternatives.

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The offer was refused point blank. He's threatened to go to the press.

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This is Mr Norman Lindsay I take it.

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You've heard of him.

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I like to keep abreast.

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The last thing we want is a scandal.

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Anyway, here they are.

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Yes.

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The first three are merely vulgar

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but this one is certainly blasphemous.

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I gather you want me to try and talk him round?

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It's on your way to your new parish.

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To be honest, an outsider has more chance of getting through to him.

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I gather you were a progressive at Oxford.

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Well, yes, Your Grace...

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element of truth in that.

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You and your wife can stay the night.

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I think he rather relishes the idea

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of a good argument.

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I'm sure he'd love to shock the socks off any churchman

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that goes near him! Your Grace,

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may I introduce my wife. I don't think you've met.

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Estella, the Bishop of Sydney. My wife Estella.

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Welcome to Australia.

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Morning.

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Tickets, please.

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Do you know if there's a taxi waiting?

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Yeah. There's not.

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I, um...

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I understand one was booked to go to Mr Lindsay's place.

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Doing a bit of modelling?

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No, I certainly am not.

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Taxi's been a bit late, lately. You'd be better off at the pub.

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May we leave our baggage here?

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I'm about to knock off. It'd probably be pilfered.

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Would you mind giving us a hand?

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Oh, I'm awfully sorry.

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I'll forgive you. Millions wouldn't.

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Oh, dear.

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Try the pub. It's just down the hill.

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Morning.

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Get fucked. Get fucked.

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HE SINGS DRUNKENLY

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< Gents only in the bar.

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Ladies' lounge is through the door.

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We don't want a drink, just a taxi.

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Reg is at a funeral.

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I see.

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You could be in for a long wait.

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Oh, yes?

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It's his funeral.

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Well, thanks.

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Hey! I've got my eye on you!

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Where youse going?

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Mr Lindsay's place.

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We're going out that way. We'll give you a lift.

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Thank you very much.

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After we've finished our beers.

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­ BANGING

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BANGING CONTINUES

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TYRES SCREECH

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Anthony?

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They can't wait forever.

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HE VOMITS

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Right, come on, then.

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# Praise my soul the King of Heaven

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# To his feet thy tribute bring

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# Ransomed, healed, restored, forgiven

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# Who like thee His praise should sing?

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# Praise Him, praise Him!

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# Praise Him, praise Him!

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# Praise the Everlasting King #

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< Thanks for the lift.

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I don't mean to be rude, but...

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you've got some food on the side of your mouth.

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Uh-huh. Thanks.

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< See you later.

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Sorry about that, Piglet. Are you all right?

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They swear an awful lot. They tend to, types like that.

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They didn't really say anything.

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Where is everyone?

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Maybe Mr Lindsay changed his mind.

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Pooh, look, there's something here.

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"Dear visitors, sorry, gone out for a picnic. Make yourselves at home."

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I suppose we better not go in.

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Let's sit over by the pond.

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Mrs Campion?

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Hello.

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HE GRUNTS What?

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Oh, fast asleep there!

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You must be Mr Lindsay.

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Anthony Campion, my wife Norman...Estella!

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Just out from England?

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Yes, arrived a couple of weeks ago.

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They weren't game to send a local?

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You're exactly on our way, so...

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Oh, well. Glad you got here in one piece.

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Excuse me. I've got to get back to work.

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Giddy and Sheila will show you to your room so you can freshen up.

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Thank you.

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You take that for me. Thank you.

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This way, ladies and gents!

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Thank you.

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Lovely.

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You'll have trouble sleeping.

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She sleeps next door and snores terribly.

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I do not!

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She sounds like two possums mating.

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That's so horrible. It's not true.

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Um...whereabouts is the, er...

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Take him out to the thunder box.

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Just a tick.

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I've never snored in my life.

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(I think snoring can be quite charming, actually.) >

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This way.

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Why a thunder box? Because it's out in the wind and rain?

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S'pose.

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You need to keep your shoes on.

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Stinging nettles?

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Yes, and scorpions and centipedes.

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Can you swim?

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Not very well.

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I'll wake you up in the morning. We go swimming every day.

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I'm Sheela.

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Estella.

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Does he always take the Bible to the dunny?

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It wasn't the Bible. He just doesn't like wasting time.

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Well, from the size of it, he could be there all night.

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I should've warned him about the redbacks.

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What are they?

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Small spiders with big teeth.

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Live under toilet seats, usually.

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How do you know if they're there?

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By the screams.

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There you are!

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Mr Lindsay's wonderful, isn't he?

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He said we were going to do The Sirens next.

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They lived on the Island of Atlantis and sang songs from the cliffs.

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Sailors were driven mad by these gorgeous voices.

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The ships would be wrecked and the sailors would be dragged down

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with the voices of The Sirens ringing in their ears.

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Myths are a bit stupid, really.

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I'll be wearing this.

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You could pose too, if you like. He always needs more models. Try it.

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There's some male ones too!

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It's not quite for us.

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You could always wear a dagger strategically placed.

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Or a sword.

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Whichever you need.

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And dinner's ready.

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Oh, that's right. I was sent to fetch you.

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I don't like people thinking I'm like the other models.

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I work here as a maid

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but I said I'd pose if I could keep my clothes on.

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I think it's important to keep one's mystique, don't you, Mr Campion?

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Is it Mr Campion or Father Anthony?

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It's, er...it's Tony.

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Do you think it's a sin...

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Tony?

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There's nothing sinful about the human body.

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The nude often appears in religious art.

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I think it's how the artist uses the body...

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that's important.

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So, do you think Mr Lindsay's paintings are rude?

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Mmm...

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Some, I think, are profane.

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Oh. Oh, that's good.

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I'm starving.

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I only eat once a day - my mother's very fat and it runs in the family.

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My grandpa's like the Michelin man.

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The one with all those tyres around him. He eats like a horse!

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It was a very enlightened society. The artists made all the decisions.

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That's why there's no record of the Atlantins being at war.

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But where was it?

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The Mediterranean, maybe. They're always digging up pottery

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that doesn't belong to any known civilization.

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How could they just disappear?

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A cataclysm. They were all wiped out in a cataclysm.

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The island sank in an earthquake.

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You genuinely believe in Atlantis?

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I lived there... in a former incarnation.

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I ask, because the cataclysm can be seen as an image of moral collapse.

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Many say that's happening again now. Is that what your art is exploring?

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People have always been decaying, whenever they can.

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-He's a very depraved man, I'm afraid.

-No-one's safe.

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I'm bloody bored!

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Have you seen those fairies lately?

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A couple of them were out last Friday. >

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They were not!

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They always come out on Fridays.

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They do not, do they, Mummy?

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Yes, but you don't see them cos you're asleep.

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Tonight's Friday.

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But then you'd be too bloody bored to see them!

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I would not.

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I promise I won't be bored.

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Even bloody bored?

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Promise!

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If you're going to be up at midnight you better get to bed now.

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Say goodnight to everybody.

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Goodnight, everybody!

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Do they really come, Mummy?

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Fairies only live in books, silly!

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With the building of factories, the fairies had nowhere else to live.

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Except our imaginations.

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Imaginations are a luxury.

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I beg your pardon?

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Most people can't afford them.

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Imagination isn't dependent on economics.

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What if you work in a factory, doing the same thing day after day?

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An active imagination

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is what allows people to do that.

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You'd know, of course(!)

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I just think that's what you have to do.

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You'd have to be imagining other things.

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Don't start telling us

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what the working class does and doesn't think!

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The bishop's hoping we can come to some kind of compromise on this,

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find some other work you're happy with.

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The great thing is no-one wants to see you excluded from the exhibition.

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That is a comfort.

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Such an interest by the church!

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It's just The Crucified Venus they're uncomfortable with. >

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KNOCKING

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Pooh?

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It's me!

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Come in.

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Poor old Piglet. That Pru gave you a bit of a working over.

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I'll survive.

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Did you get anywhere with Mr Lindsay?

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He insists it's up to the public to decide if they want to see his work.

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They have to see it to decide, by which time the damage is done.

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A bit of logic which is lost on him.

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Never mind.

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I'll have another shot in the morning before we go.

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Do you think the pictures actually damage people?

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I think the sexual ones are rather childish.

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But I do think that negative images don't do anyone much good.

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I think The Crucified Venus is offensive and arrogant.

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I'm coming! >

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Hurry up, stupid!

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I'm running as fast as I can, you disgusting thing!

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Hmm!

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Shall we?

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Come on, then.

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RUSTLING

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GRUNTING

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HE SNORES

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CHILDREN SING

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Swimming?

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What's the time?

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The train doesn't leave till twelve.

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All right.

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Anthony.

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What'd you do to him?

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He's exhausted.

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Anthony!

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Don't wake him up. He might be dreaming.

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It's dangerous to wake somebody up if they're dreaming, because...

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you leave part of your brain behind. You can go feeble in the head!

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Yeah, you're living proof.

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All right, I'll join you in a minute.

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THEY SING

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Are you rich?

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Not very.

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What does your father do?

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Why do you ask?

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Pru thinks you're bourgeois, that's all.

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Mine was taken by a shark.

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God, how awful!

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Yeah. There wasn't much left of him.

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I was brought up by my mum. She runs a sweet shop.

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But I'm quite ambitious.

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I was determined to stay slim. Hard, with chocolate wombats everywhere!

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But as you can see, I succeeded.

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You wanted to be a model?

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No, modelling is just to get known. I'm going to be an actress.

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I'll model for Mr Lindsay, then move on to stage and screen.

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They're just doing it to show off.

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They're very common. Sheela's got 10 brothers and sisters

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She wants to be an artist like Norman

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but, poor girl, she's hopeless!

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And Pru wants to be an aviator!

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Aviatrix.

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Be careful of the water snakes!

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There aren't any water snakes!

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Quick! Someone's coming!

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Hide!

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It's all right. He can hardly see.

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Devlin!

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Come and have a swim!

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Don't get him to come in.

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He might brush against you.

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Come in.

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You shouldn't talk to him. He's a criminal!

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You dream about him, don't you?

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I do not!

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You lie with your eyes closed while he licks your belly button.

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You're disgusting...

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flaunting yourselves at him!

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He wouldn't know if we were dressed or not.

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Do you have to do that

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in front of Estella?

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What's wrong with her?

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She'll think we're barbarians!

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We are!

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Don't! Don't!

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Morning.

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Morning.

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The papers got hold of it.

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"The exhibition will convince the English that Australia

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"is peopled by degenerates afflicted with sex mania."

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Must be why they deported us.

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The other news.

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We'll be here for another day or so. The train was derailed.

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The track has to be repaired.

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Rose is going to give us a ride into town later to see how long it'll be.

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These flies are remarkably persistent!

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I just ate one. It came in on me honey.

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Made me feel funny.

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In me tummy!

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May I speak?

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Briefly.

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I just wondered if you'd be interested in today's editorial.

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I try to ignore the press.

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Isn't it hard to sustain your vision

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when it flies in the face of public opinion?

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No.

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The arrows of your detractors simply bounce off?

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Vanity is a formidable armour.

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Here we go.

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"The excesses of Mr Lindsay are a source of consternation

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"to clean-living citizens. He paints men and women who seem to be slaves

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"of cocaine, which has reduced them to shameless morbidity.

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"Today, not content with scorning all standards of decency

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"he has chosen to profane the most sacred image, the crucifixion."

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As if I give a damn about these Wesleyans and wowsers!

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It's not just them.

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Many people revere the crucifixion, but you're busy.

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Mr Campion, I am an artist...

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and I refuse to be compromised by the feeble scruples of the public.

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Scruples or deeply-held beliefs?

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Now, when I was a boy,

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my mother instructed us on the sad story of Jesus.

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How he died on the cross for us.

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My whole being rose in revolt at the idea.

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It's a vile notion that a god should sacrifice himself for us.

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It's a pestilent notion!

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I couldn't possibly agree with that.

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Hang on! The suffering my pictures will cause

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is nothing compared to the suffering the church has caused.

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The witch trials, the Spanish Inquisition, the slaughter of pagan tribes...

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Anyway, there we are. Must get back to work.

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FLY BUZZES

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The church can't be blamed for everything done in...in...

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in its name, but we'll talk later.

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TWACK!

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Well, now, here's a thing.

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Did you see the article on Atlantis? Now they reckon it sank off Norway.

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It must've caused a most gigantic tidal wave.

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They're looking at the old Nordic texts for evidence.

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You're disgusting, Sheela. You should be in a sty.

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Watch this. >

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Watch Giddy's skin.

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Don't you dare!

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Don't, Sheela.

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One day we're going to tickle you. We're going to keep tickling you...

0:30:160:30:22

all over.

0:30:220:30:26

Stop it.

0:30:230:30:26

Look at her arms and legs.

0:30:240:30:26

Look at the goose pimples.

0:30:260:30:30

Sheela, keep quiet!

0:30:280:30:30

Know who else will be doing it?

0:30:300:30:33

Shut up!

0:30:320:30:33

He'll be tickling you too.

0:30:330:30:37

He will not.

0:30:350:30:37

He'll tickle you...

0:30:370:30:39

there!

0:30:390:30:41

Shush!

0:30:400:30:41

If he tickled her, her insides'd go everywhere.

0:30:410:30:47

When sea slugs get attacked...

0:30:440:30:47

they spit their insides out. You can eat them and go all night.

0:30:470:30:52

There are islands where women ambush their favourite men...

0:30:520:30:56

and feed them the longest sea slugs.

0:30:560:30:59

The men get so incredibly hard...

0:30:590:31:02

you can hang heavy clothes and necklaces from their erections.

0:31:020:31:08

Doesn't it hurt?

0:31:060:31:08

Excruciatingly!

0:31:080:31:09

Giddy's guts'd be good for that.

0:31:090:31:16

They would not! My giblets are pure and innocent.

0:31:120:31:16

< Like my mind!

0:31:160:31:18

I hope it's good news, then we can get out of your hair.

0:31:300:31:35

Coupla heads more is no bother.

0:31:350:31:38

That's very kind of you.

0:31:360:31:38

Rose, I suppose I can't prevail on you

0:31:410:31:44

to use your influence to help persuade Norman

0:31:440:31:48

to withdraw that particular picture?

0:31:480:31:52

Mr Campion...

0:31:510:31:52

Tony.

0:31:520:31:57

Have you actually seen it?

0:31:530:31:57

Briefly, in the gallery.

0:31:550:31:57

I was the model for it, you see...

0:31:570:32:00

Tony.

0:32:010:32:03

Ah.

0:32:050:32:06

KIDS: One, two, three...charge!

0:32:140:32:17

Stop it!

0:32:220:32:24

Stop it at once!

0:32:240:32:26

Anthony!

0:32:320:32:34

Hey! What do you think you're doing?!

0:32:340:32:37

Come on, clear off! Get away!

0:32:380:32:40

Go on, shoo! All of you. Go away.

0:32:420:32:45

What on earth was all that about?

0:32:460:32:48

They're just acting out what their parents say.

0:32:480:32:52

That Norman's the devil, and we're all witches.

0:32:520:32:56

GIRL CACKLES

0:32:540:32:56

Go on now, shoo!

0:32:560:33:00

You eat sheep poo!

0:32:570:33:00

You disgusting things!

0:32:580:33:00

SHE BLASTS ON TRUMPET

0:33:040:33:06

How do I look?

0:33:380:33:41

Very nice.

0:33:410:33:44

Can I wear it tonight?

0:33:420:33:44

Pru and I are going out with a couple of blokes.

0:33:440:33:47

I suppose so.

0:33:500:33:52

Do you often try on other people's clothes

0:33:520:33:56

without asking?

0:33:560:33:58

All the clothes I've ever worn are other people's.

0:33:580:34:02

Is this the ship you came out on?

0:34:050:34:08

Yes.

0:34:060:34:08

My dad was a sailor.

0:34:100:34:12

What does he do now?

0:34:130:34:15

He's dead.

0:34:190:34:22

Oh.

0:34:200:34:22

I'm sorry.

0:34:230:34:25

A shark took him. They found an arm with his watch.

0:34:250:34:29

That's what they buried - the arm.

0:34:290:34:32

Still used a normal sized coffin. Just for appearances.

0:34:320:34:37

I hadn't realised sharks were so...

0:34:370:34:40

Successful?

0:34:400:34:42

Do you like your husband?

0:34:490:34:51

Do people usually marry people they don't like?

0:34:510:34:55

Quite often, I'd say.

0:34:550:34:57

VOICES >

0:34:580:35:00

Is he the chap you're going out with?

0:35:020:35:06

God, no.

0:35:050:35:06

He just does odd jobs around the place.

0:35:060:35:10

But he can't see.

0:35:100:35:15

Can't see much. Norman says it's all a blur.

0:35:110:35:15

There was a big fight in the bush.

0:35:150:35:17

Went on for hours. Blood everywhere.

0:35:170:35:21

In the end, they had to stop cos Devlin was blind.

0:35:210:35:25

He can see a bit, but he can't recognise anyone until they speak.

0:35:250:35:31

But Giddy thinks he's the best thing...

0:35:310:35:34

since Valentino.

0:35:340:35:36

It'll be routine for you, I would have thought.

0:35:360:35:40

See you tomorrow night, all right? >

0:35:400:35:43

For too long, you've kept the sensual side of life in the gloom!

0:35:480:35:53

You've made it furtive and guilty!

0:35:530:36:00

The church has never denied that sex has an important role!

0:35:550:36:00

"Vaginal pessaries require a manipulation

0:36:000:36:03

"of her own genital organs which must be repugnant to every woman."

0:36:030:36:09

God makes us feel so guilty!

0:36:090:36:11

When Dolly Rogers allowed me to play with her,

0:36:110:36:15

I seriously thought I'd be struck by lightning!

0:36:150:36:19

ALL ARGUE

0:36:190:36:22

That's not my point!

0:36:260:36:28

If God didn't want us to play with these parts,

0:36:280:36:32

why did he make them so much fun?

0:36:320:36:35

ARGUING CONTINUES

0:36:350:36:37

Here come your lovers. >

0:36:380:36:40

Jesus never said anything about chastity.

0:36:400:36:44

Some old men on a godforsaken island

0:36:440:36:46

suddenly decided the body was bad for the soul.

0:36:460:36:50

Atlantis?

0:36:490:36:50

Pity for women it wasn't.

0:36:500:36:55

The gloomy God of the Old Testament

0:36:520:36:55

still has us by the scruff of the neck.

0:36:550:36:58

When he was invented, a lot of the pagan religions celebrated sexuality.

0:36:580:37:04

So how was this new religion to compete with something so popular?

0:37:040:37:10

By saying sex was evil, and that women were, in fact, responsible

0:37:100:37:15

for the downfall of mankind!

0:37:150:37:19

We've been second class ever since.

0:37:190:37:25

Mrs Pankhurst would be proud of you.

0:37:210:37:25

Why can't we be priests?

0:37:230:37:25

Or popes.

0:37:250:37:33

Because we're deafened by the din of our bodies to hear God's word.

0:37:270:37:33

May I answer that question?

0:37:330:37:35

May I speak?

0:37:350:37:40

Come in, boys.

0:37:360:37:40

Thanks. Evening, all. >

0:37:370:37:40

You're late.

0:37:470:37:50

Yeah.

0:37:480:37:50

We had to fix up a couple of flyblown sheep.

0:37:500:37:54

D'you wash your hands?

0:37:540:37:57

-Yeah!

-Twice.

0:37:550:37:57

It looks horrible!

0:38:000:38:03

Whose side are you on?

0:38:020:38:03

You got sheep poo in your fingernails!

0:38:030:38:07

CHILDREN GIGGLE

0:38:070:38:08

Don't worry, you'll be wearing gloves.

0:38:080:38:12

Well, better get going, I suppose.

0:38:120:38:15

See youse later.

0:38:150:38:18

Try one of these.

0:38:280:38:30

They're Turkish.

0:38:300:38:32

Don't worry, Giddy. Your time will come.

0:38:400:38:43

Any luck?

0:38:540:38:56

No.

0:38:560:38:58

Is there a piglet in the house said Pooh?

0:38:580:39:03

Um?

0:39:030:39:05

They're trying to shock us, aren't they?

0:39:070:39:10

Church baiting's always been a popular pastime.

0:39:100:39:14

I got a lot of it at university.

0:39:140:39:17

Atheists think it's funny to roast the dusty old Christian.

0:39:170:39:22

The great thing is not to be too dusty.

0:39:220:39:25

You should've seen Lindsay's face when I started quoting Joyce!

0:39:250:39:30

Something wrong, Piglet?

0:39:300:39:33

No.

0:39:330:39:35

Those girls are certainly perfect models for Lindsay's orgies.

0:39:360:39:42

Shame about Giddy. I think there's hope for her.

0:39:420:39:46

She was sticking up for me at dinner. Did you notice?

0:39:460:39:50

Oh, dear. I probably shouldn't have brought you here.

0:39:540:39:59

Pooh...

0:39:590:40:01

Piglet?

0:40:010:40:03

I think...

0:40:050:40:07

sometimes you have too high an opinion of me.

0:40:070:40:11

What on earth makes you say that?

0:40:110:40:14

Oh, I don't know.

0:40:140:40:16

You are a funny, little thing!

0:40:160:40:19

Brrr! Freezing.

0:40:230:40:25

Come on, then.

0:40:260:40:28

Mmm!

0:40:310:40:33

Do you want to?

0:40:400:40:42

I'm not sure.

0:40:420:40:44

Well, you don't have to decide now. You wake me up if you do.

0:40:440:40:49

All right.

0:40:490:40:50

Mr Lindsay thinks we should be in a state of perpetual tumescence.

0:40:500:40:55

LAUGHTER

0:41:150:41:17

LAUGHTER

0:41:230:41:25

What are you doing?

0:43:060:43:09

Watching you sleep.

0:43:070:43:09

Looks like you both had another punishing night.

0:43:090:43:14

I wish you wouldn't creep into our room every morning!

0:43:140:43:19

We've just been for a swim. I just wanted to tell you how nice it was.

0:43:190:43:24

DOG GROWLS

0:44:370:44:38

SHE GASPS

0:44:440:44:45

Woof! Woof! Woof!

0:44:520:44:54

Ugh!

0:45:080:45:09

SINGING

0:45:350:45:37

CAR APPROACHES

0:45:490:45:51

Hello! Stop!

0:45:510:45:53

HORN BEEPS

0:45:540:45:55

HELLO!

0:45:550:45:57

What happened to you?

0:46:080:46:11

You're a terrible mess.

0:46:090:46:11

I went for a walk.

0:46:110:46:13

Stupidly got lost.

0:46:130:46:17

Come on.

0:46:150:46:17

Plenty of room.

0:46:170:46:19

Here, put this on.

0:46:270:46:32

I don't want to dress up.

0:46:290:46:32

You look as if you've been in an orgy. Who were you with?

0:46:320:46:36

No-one.

0:46:360:46:39

Don't be a spoilsport.

0:46:380:46:39

Please!

0:46:390:46:41

Oh...

0:46:440:46:46

All right, then.

0:46:460:46:48

CONVERSATION STOPS

0:46:540:46:56

You get fucked.

0:46:560:46:58

You too. You get fucked.

0:46:580:47:00

And you. You get fucked too.

0:47:010:47:03

You all get fucked.

0:47:040:47:06

Three beers and a creme de menthe.

0:47:070:47:11

LOUD BURP

0:47:090:47:11

Hello.

0:47:110:47:12

Hello!

0:47:120:47:14

Sorry, lounge is closed.

0:47:140:47:17

What about them?

0:47:170:47:21

Just closed, a few minutes ago. >

0:47:190:47:21

Well, the main bar's open.

0:47:210:47:27

The main bar's reserved for men.

0:47:220:47:27

Don't worry. Let's go!

0:47:250:47:27

We came here for a drink. >

0:47:270:47:30

Hey, Tom!

0:47:320:47:33

Lewis!

0:47:330:47:35

Get us some drinks, will you?

0:47:350:47:38

Tom!

0:47:380:47:39

They're pretending they don't know us.

0:47:440:47:47

That boil on your bum, you should get it looked at by doctor, Tom.

0:47:470:47:53

Might go sceptic. Your whole bum might fall off.

0:47:530:47:56

ALL LAUGH

0:47:560:47:58

What if we drink outside?

0:48:010:48:05

It's against the law.

0:48:030:48:05

It's against the law to be open on a Sunday.

0:48:050:48:08

Get fucked.

0:48:100:48:12

Your mother's a trade unionist.

0:48:260:48:28

She'd put people like you against a wall

0:48:280:48:31

and shoot 'em.

0:48:310:48:37

My family aren't wealthy.

0:48:330:48:37

What does your father do?

0:48:340:48:37

He's an antiques dealer.

0:48:370:48:40

Mine was a sailor.

0:48:380:48:40

He's dead.

0:48:400:48:41

Taken by a shark?

0:48:440:48:46

Blown to bits in a battle.

0:48:460:48:48

They only ever found his foot.

0:48:490:48:52

What's funny?

0:48:530:48:56

I'm sorry!

0:48:540:48:56

One, two...

0:49:220:49:24

three!

0:49:240:49:26

You haven't caught us yet!

0:49:380:49:40

All right, girls!

0:49:410:49:44

This will be piss easy!

0:49:420:49:44

Charge!

0:49:540:49:56

Pitiful!

0:50:040:50:06

Penny O'Hara!

0:50:060:50:08

Sean Connolly!

0:50:080:50:09

Seamus O'Hearn!

0:50:090:50:11

Patrick O'Shaugnessy!

0:50:110:50:13

ACCORDION PLAYS

0:50:240:50:26

I'm going to be honest with you.

0:50:320:50:35

I find your relentlessly lustful women preposterous.

0:50:350:50:40

That doesn't surprise me.

0:50:370:50:40

I do have some experience of the opposite sex.

0:50:400:50:43

My wife is as far from your debauched harridans...

0:50:430:50:47

as animal is from vegetable.

0:50:470:50:50

And which is she, Mr Campion?

0:50:510:50:55

Mmm? Sorry.

0:50:530:50:55

Animal or vegetable?

0:50:560:50:58

What are you doing, Giddy?

0:51:070:51:10

Dancing away all my impure thoughts. You should be doing it.

0:51:100:51:15

You need to more than me.

0:51:150:51:17

Oh, not you, Estella.

0:51:170:51:21

She needs to more than anyone.

0:51:190:51:21

Oh, the world's going round!

0:51:260:51:29

What are you picturing in your mind, Giddy?

0:51:350:51:38

Nothing.

0:51:390:51:41

You're getting slippery, aren't you?

0:51:410:51:45

What do you mean?

0:51:430:51:45

I know somewhere...

0:51:470:51:49

where she'd be really ticklish.

0:51:490:51:52

Don't.

0:51:520:51:54

(Oh, God!)

0:52:110:52:13

He leaps from rock to rock with the grace of a mountain goat.

0:52:290:52:34

CHUCKLING >

0:52:360:52:38

Are you all right?

0:53:240:53:28

Rose...

0:53:250:53:28

I'm fine, thank you.

0:53:280:53:30

Just a bit out of breath.

0:53:300:53:35

Were you running?

0:53:310:53:35

Walking.

0:53:330:53:35

Briskly.

0:53:350:53:37

It's time you visited Mr Devlin.

0:53:490:53:54

I don't chase men, it's undignified.

0:53:510:53:54

What's that in his hand?

0:53:580:54:00

It looks like Estella's hat!

0:54:010:54:04

Yes. I lost it when I went out for a walk. He must've picked it up.

0:54:040:54:09

So that's why you were blushing!

0:54:090:54:13

I was feeling ill!

0:54:110:54:13

SHOUTING

0:54:160:54:19

You ticklish?!

0:54:240:54:26

THEY SHRIEK

0:54:290:54:31

Excuse me...

0:54:430:54:45

..would you please untie me?

0:54:460:54:49

Please will you untie me?

0:54:510:54:53

My hands are going to sleep.

0:54:580:55:00

Thank you.

0:55:330:55:35

# But that's all right, cos I don't mind

0:55:410:55:44

# She is handsome

0:55:440:55:46

# She is pretty, she is the belle of Brisbane city

0:55:460:55:49

# Please won't you tell me who he be... #

0:55:490:55:52

That tunic suits you.

0:55:520:55:54

I thought we might go to evensong.

0:55:550:55:58

All right, I'll go and change.

0:55:590:56:02

# Out she comes as white as snow

0:56:020:56:04

# Rings on her fingers and bells on her toes... #

0:56:040:56:06

So must I.

0:56:060:56:08

SINGING CONTINUES

0:56:110:56:13

Where were you?

0:56:170:56:19

We went into the town.

0:56:190:56:21

You went to the pub. I can smell it on your breath.

0:56:210:56:26

Why are you wearing that ridiculous outfit?

0:56:260:56:29

It's part of what they're using in the latest paintings.

0:56:290:56:34

I realise that. So you'll be doing some modelling?

0:56:340:56:38

There's no need to be offensive!

0:56:380:56:40

Estella, what's wrong?

0:56:430:56:47

Nothing is wrong!

0:56:450:56:47

In its long history, one of the enduring strengths of the church,

0:56:590:57:04

has been its capacity to withstand persecution, insult, and ridicule.

0:57:040:57:10

Those who have to sought to mock Christians

0:57:100:57:14

have been legion.

0:57:140:57:16

Even Christ himself felt their lash - on the street...

0:57:160:57:21

in the market place, even at the end, on the cross.

0:57:210:57:25

"Where are you now, you King of the Jews?"...

0:57:250:57:29

they called out to him in his agony. In every age...

0:57:290:57:34

still more come forward to scorn his name, and to defame

0:57:340:57:38

his most sacred images. But true Christians...

0:57:380:57:43

secure in their faith, can identify...

0:57:430:57:47

such detractors for what they are.

0:57:470:57:50

The disciples of the devil, the destroyers of all that is precious

0:57:500:57:56

in family life. The harbingers of darkness and chaos.

0:57:560:58:01

# Faint not, nor fear, His arms are near

0:58:110:58:16

# He changeth not, and Thou art here

0:58:170:58:22

# Only believe and thou shalt see

0:58:230:58:28

# That Christ by his love is all to thee. #

0:58:280:58:35

Please be seated.

0:58:380:58:40

(What on earth is wrong with you?)

0:58:430:58:46

Nothing.

0:58:460:58:47

What strange, deluded, conceited creatures

0:58:470:58:51

we human beings are.

0:58:510:58:53

We think we have secrets, but how can we have secrets from God

0:58:540:59:00

who knows our innermost thoughts every moment of the day.

0:59:000:59:05

THUNDER RUMBLES

0:59:050:59:06

Giddy, what's wrong?

0:59:150:59:17

He's in the studio.

0:59:180:59:20

He's staying there tonight.

0:59:200:59:22

I'm going to seduce him.

0:59:230:59:25

You're drunk.

0:59:250:59:27

Did he say anything about me...

0:59:290:59:32

when he untied you?

0:59:320:59:34

No.

0:59:340:59:37

He's too shy, you see.

0:59:380:59:40

You should lie down for a while.

0:59:400:59:43

We're so out of touch with our passions.

0:59:430:59:46

I mean... I'm such a bourgeois little thing,

0:59:460:59:50

too scared to reveal myself to a painter!

0:59:500:59:53

Giddy...

0:59:530:59:55

I'm going to walk around without any clothes on. Clothes are just ost...

0:59:561:00:03

"ostentatious figments of middle class imagination."

1:00:031:00:09

That's Pru's nonsense.

1:00:071:00:09

It's just a bit cold tonight.

1:00:111:00:13

Well, I better go and get ready.

1:00:171:00:19

This is the first day of my new life

1:00:191:00:22

No, the first night of my new life.

1:00:221:00:25

THUNDER RUMBLES

1:00:251:00:27

DOG GROWLS

1:00:471:00:49

Next, you'll have to cross the Arafura Sea.

1:01:031:01:08

She'll be here in a few days.

1:01:061:01:08

KNOCK AT DOOR

1:01:081:01:09

What are you trying to do?

1:01:131:01:15

This is where Amy Johnson's got to. She was almost eaten by cannibals.

1:01:151:01:21

What are you doing to Giddy? She'll make a real fool of herself.

1:01:211:01:28

She's about to burst out of her skin

1:01:251:01:28

She doesn't know what she's doing.

1:01:281:01:32

Why the sudden concern?

1:01:301:01:32

Are you jealous?

1:01:321:01:36

Don't be ridiculous.

1:01:341:01:36

But you like him too.

1:01:351:01:36

I didn't even speak to him when he untied me.

1:01:361:01:42

You didn't need to.

1:01:391:01:42

You're really shocking!

1:01:421:01:44

SHE SNORES

1:01:481:01:50

Your characters seem so ravenous. Can't love ever be a gentle thing?

1:02:211:02:26

Of course, but I'm not painting love scenes.

1:02:261:02:30

Sorry, yes, lust scenes.

1:02:301:02:33

There is a fierceness in desire. It's one of life's great conundrums.

1:02:331:02:42

The only one according to your work.

1:02:391:02:42

I admit that the human universe is infinitely richer than my palette.

1:02:421:02:47

But, I do absolutely no justice at all to the nervous nellies...

1:02:471:02:53

the shrinking violets...

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You're very contemptuous of them.

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My dear Estella, I am a shrinking violet myself.

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I live not in the real world, but in here.

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I flee from the real world to my studio.

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There before me is the canvas of my imagination.

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But your paintings...

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do go out into the real world. People's imaginations are stunted,

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and you have no idea what your work may incite them to. Rape?

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Mr Campion...

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the female body is the most beautiful thing in the world.

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If it turns you into a ravenous maniac...

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then your wife should take the greatest care to undress...

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behind a screen.

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Estella's seen the pictures too. Are we in danger from her?

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Everyone has a rich imagination. What stunts it is

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capitalist exploitation. In Russia, there's an explosion of creativity!

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Have you been, Pru?

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Have you?

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I thought for a moment you knew what you were talking about.

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Communism has exploded every value, leaving a vacuum of moral anarchy!

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Anarchy is freedom!

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Balls!

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Sorry.

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Freedom for the strong to oppress the weak.

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It's the same as before, just a different set of bullies!

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Where's Giddy?

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I thought you'd lost that hat.

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Yes. One of the girls must have found it.

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So, um...where was Giddy tonight?

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You like her, don't you?

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"Try one of these, they're Turkish."

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No, I just, er...

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worry about her with those other two.

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She's drunk herself into a stupor,

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planning to throw herself at... that odd job man.

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He's quite a character, isn't he?

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I hear he used to have quite a dangerous reputation.

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This whole country's dangerous.

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You know...

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I've been mulling over what you said to me about...

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me thinking too highly of you. I don't see either of as saints.

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That's a relief.

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I've done many things I'm ashamed of, stretching way back.

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What sort of things?

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Um...

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When I was at school we had this ridiculous initiation ceremony

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for the new boys, the "scum" as we called them.

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What happened?

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We used to stand them on a chair, take their trousers down...

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whip them with wet towels. You know the sort of thing.

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Do I?

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Anyway, that's just something I wanted you to know.

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In view of...

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today's activities.

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What are you talking about?

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I think you know. I'd rather not put it into words.

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RHYTHMIC SQUEAKING

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SQUEAKING CONTINUES

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(Sorry it's so noisy.)

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(It's all right. They'll all be asleep.)

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SHE GASPS

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SHE GROANS

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Oh...

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You are the Winnie the Pooh sleeping in today.

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What's the time?

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Nearly three.

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Message from Sheela.

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She didn't wake you for a swim, she felt you needed your rest.

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She seemed quite smug about it.

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I might have one now, then.

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To wake me up.

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Right. Good idea.

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How are you feeling?

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Buggered.

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I woke up stuck to the blanket. I'd spilt that horrible drink.

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I looked like a huge emerald mint!

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Oh!

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Not that it mattered.

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Why? What do you mean?

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I went to the studio to see him, and he was doing it with somebody else!

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Who was it?

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Oh...

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It was dark. I suppose it was Sheela or Pru.

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They've got absolutely no morals at all!

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I just feel so stupid.

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I thought he liked me.

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I'm not going to have anything to do with men.

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I've made a big decision.

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What decision?

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You'll see. So will Norman.

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Giddy!

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Change your mind?

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Yes.

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Disappointing news.

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The exhibition's going ahead with all the original paintings.

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Still, we did our best.

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I wish we could leave now.

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The track's been repaired. We can get the first train tomorrow.

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Thank goodness.

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I'll tell Lindsay.

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Sorry to interrupt. Just to let you know we're off first thing tomorrow.

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Right.

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Right.

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You're very naughty today, so I'm not giving you this chocolate.

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Honey, come quick.

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THEY GIGGLE

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This lamb is absolutely delicious.

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Nearly as good as Welsh lamb and that's saying something!

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Well, um...

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Thank you very much for your hospitality.

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Bottoms up. >

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We've enjoyed ourselves.

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I like a little opposition. It clears the mind. It's fortifying.

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Yes.

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I gather you're a boxer, Mr Devlin?

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I used to do a bit of boxing myself. Quite a keen pugilist once.

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Lost an enormous part of this tooth from a haymaker someone gave me.

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I expect you've got some bad scabs to show from your travails too.

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Apart, obviously, from the, er...

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eye thing, which is beastly.

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SNIGGERING

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Unfortunately, during his last fight...

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Mr Devlin had his tongue hanging out.

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He got an enormous upper cut and lost most of it.

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Balldust, Norman!

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He makes a brilliant Ulysses anyhow.

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But he never comes into the water.

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Wouldn't matter who he was, you'd try to get him in.

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You'd get in the whole army if you could!

1:15:011:15:05

I'd like to do some more research for the Atlantis series.

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How about mounting an expedition to find it?

1:15:091:15:13

You might like to come.

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Um-hmm!

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Devlin could be the pilot.

1:15:161:15:19

Giddy could be the navigator.

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I'm not going if they're going.

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Why not ?

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I wouldn't trust you as far as I could kick you!

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Thanks!

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What are you talking about? >

1:15:301:15:33

You know!

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You always eat that cheese when you feel guilty.

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Excuse me.

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GIGGLING AND YELPING

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Sorry, I better go and see if she's all right

1:15:401:15:44

What?

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Nothing.

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Piglet, are you all right?

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Yes, I'm fine, thank you.

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Feeling a bit funny?

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Probably all that Stilton.

1:16:061:16:08

Really packing it down, weren't you?

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Well, I'll go back.

1:16:161:16:19

Pooh...

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I think we should talk.

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Right you are.

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What about?

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Ever since we got here, I've...

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Well, now you see...

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some things are best left unsaid.

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But then we'll always be strangers.

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No, not really.

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Only small parts of us.

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The bad parts.

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No, it's good to have a few secrets.

1:16:501:16:53

Do you?

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Mmm.

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That way, in fifty years' time we'll still be able to surprise each other.

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Perhaps you're right.

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I love you, Piglet.

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What's the matter?

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You must've dreamt you saw someone with Devlin.

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You were so drunk. I looked in here,

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and you were absolutely sozzled.

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But it was so real.

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Dreams always are!

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I spoke to the other two and they swear it wasn't them.

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Do you still like him?

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I suppose so.

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You should go in and see him, then.

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Now?

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That's what your dream was telling you.

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Yeah.

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Here.

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Put this on.

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But it's your wedding ring.

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It's always brought me luck.

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You can wear these.

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And try some of this.

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And we'll have to fix your hair.

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Good luck.

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THUNDER RUMBLES

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THUNDER RUMBLES

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I want to wake up now.

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Oh!

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Estella.

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It was night.

1:22:301:22:36

You were shouting loudly. I heard you from the garden.

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Let me tell you about last night. It was wonderful!

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I didn't do everything with him.

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He's not good enough for me, but we did some things which were just...

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Gosh!

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But you didn't ask her permission!

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I wasn't aware I needed permission.

1:23:041:23:09

It infers that she modelled for you!

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You cannot just put someone in one of your paintings!

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She'll be outraged! I'm outraged!

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Perhaps we ought to ask her.

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I don't need to ask her!

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Anthony?

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What's the matter?

1:23:201:23:22

Mr Lindsay has put you in his latest painting.

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Oh.

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I've told him he has to paint over you, or we'll take legal action.

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You better have a look.

1:23:321:23:34

Well?

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It's a good likeness.

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< Devlin.

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Better get back to work.

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Catch!

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TRAIN WHISTLES

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They're asleep.

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For goodness sake!

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Estella!

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We'll be arrested.

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We'll be excommunicated!

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HE GIGGLES

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HE GIGGLES

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