Good Will Hunting


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This film contains very strong language

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CLOCK CHIMES

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Mod fx...square dx.

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So, please finish Percival

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by next time. I know many of you had this as undergraduates

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but it won't hurt to brush up.

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Thank you, Stephen.

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STUDENTS LAUGH

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I put an advanced Fourier system on the main hallway board.

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I hope one of you might prove it by the end of the semester.

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The person to do so will not only be in my good graces

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but also go on to fame and fortune

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by having their accomplishment recorded in the auspicious MIT Tech.

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Former winners include Nobel laureates, Fields Medal winners,

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renowned astrophysicists...

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and lowly MIT professors.

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If you have any questions,

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I'm sure that Tom has the answers.

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Hi, Will.

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Krysten, how you doing?

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I'm all right.

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I didn't get on Cathy last night.

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No? Why not?

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I don't know.

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Cathy!

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What?

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Why didn't you give me that nasty little hoochie-woochie?

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Oh, fuck you!

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And your Irish curse, Chuckie.

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Like I'd waste energy on that Tootsie Roll dick!

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Go and give it a tug yourself.

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Tootsie Roll! Toot-toots!

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She's missing a tooth, Will. She's got skin problems. I don't...

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Plus, it's like five to two Morgan ends up marrying her.

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There's only so many times you can bang his wife.

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Where are you going?

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I'm gonna take off.

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Fuck you. It's, like, 10 o'clock.

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I'm tired.

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Irish curse? She don't know. Don't give me no Irish curse.

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Stop brushing me back.

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Stop crowding the plate.

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Which one will it be?

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You're gonna get charged.

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You think I'm afraid of you? You're crowding the fucking plate!

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Casey's bouncing up a bar at Harvard next week. We should go.

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What we gonna do up there?

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We'll fuck up some smart kids. Probably fit right in.

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Ow, man... Fuck!

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Oh, what's up? You still tough?!

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Come on! That's the shot!

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# I'd hold you forever

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# Here in my arms... #

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Professor Lambeau, I'm in your class. We're in the Math Building...

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Come here.

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It's Saturday!

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Unless you want to have a drink with me tonight.

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Maybe. We just couldn't wait to find out.

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Find out what?

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Who proved the theorem.

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Well, this is correct.

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Who did this?

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Jack?

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It wasn't me.

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Mimish?

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No way!

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-Run, Joey Mac!

-Billy - McNamara's up.

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-Take it out!

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Love the pitch!

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That's how to do it, Mac!

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Attaboy!

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Morrie, who's the girl with the sweatpants? She's got a nice ass.

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That's a real nice ass.

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Who's the guy?

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That fucking guinea! Will knows him.

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Carmine Scarpaglia. He used to beat the shit outta me in kindergarten.

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Let's get food.

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You're not going to talk to her?

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-Fuck her.

-HE BURPS

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I could go for a Whopper.

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Let's go to Kelly's.

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I'm not going there just cos you like the girl. It's out of our way.

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We can't spare 15 minutes?

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Double burger.

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Double burger.

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# Chuck, I had a double burger. #

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I know what you ordered!

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So give me my sandwich!

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I bought it. How much money you got?

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I said I'd get change when I get the Sno-cone. Just stop being a prick!

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Give me what you've got now and we'll put your sandwich by.

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There we go.

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Every day, bring six cents and after a week, you'll get your sandwich.

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Are you gonna be an asshole?

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What am I? Sandwich welfare?

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You gotta be credit worthy. Like buying a couch.

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Remember how your mother paid 10

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every day for a year? She finally got a couch.

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Can I have my food?

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Here it fucking is!

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Hey, hold up. Slow down.

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What have we got?

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I don't know yet.

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Hey, douche bag! Yeah, you, you skinny bitch!

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Let's get outta here.

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We just seen the guy 15 minutes ago.

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Why didn't you fight him then? We've got snacks.

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Shut up, Morgan. You're going.

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I'm not going.

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You're fuckin' going, Morgan. Let me tell you,

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if you're not out there, you're next!

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Carmine! It's Will. We went to kindergarten together.

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# Way down the street there's a light in their place

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# You open the door... #

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Whoa! Cops!

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Cops, Will!

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Hey, buddy.

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Hey, fellas, thanks for coming up.

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Fuck.

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Is it just my imagination or has my class grown considerably?

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By no stretch of my imagination

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do I believe you've come to hear me lecture,

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but rather to ascertain

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the identity of the maths magician.

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Without further ado, come forward, silent rogue, and receive thy prize.

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Well, I'm sorry to disappoint my spectators

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but...it seems there will be no unmasking here today.

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However, my colleagues and I

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have conferred, and there is a new problem on the board

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that took us more than two years to prove.

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Let this be said - the gauntlet has been thrown down.

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But the faculty have answered and answered with vigour.

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WHISTLE >

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When's the arraignment?

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Next week.

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Sorry.

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-What are you doing?

-Sorry.

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That's people's work. You can't graffiti here.

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Don't walk away from me!

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Hey, fuck you!

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You're a clever one. What's your name?

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DOOR SLAMS

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Oh, my God.

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Looks right.

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How many times can you get fired from a job?

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How hard is it to push a motherfuckin' broom?

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You got fired from pushing a broom.

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Management was restructuring.

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Restructuring the amount of retards they had.

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You get canned more than tuna!

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I got a job right now, don't I? Why did you get fired, Will?

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Management was restructuring.

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My uncle could get you on a demo team.

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Are you kidding me?! I asked you yesterday for a job!

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And I told you no.

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Tough case.

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Tough case.

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-Let's sit over here.

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This is... This is a Harvard bar, huh?

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I thought there'd be equations on the wall.

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I will take a pitcher of the finest lager in the house.

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Time out.

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Gonna have to move on those Harvard honeys there. Work some magic!

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-Hello.

-ENGLISH ACCENT:

-Hello.

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-Hi. How are you?

-Fine.

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-Do you ladies...

-Come here often?

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Do I...? I come here a bit. I'm here, you know, from time to time.

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You go to school here?

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Yep.

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Yeah. I think I had a class with you.

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-Oh, yeah? What class?

-History.

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-Maybe.

-Yes! I think that's what it was.

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You don't necessarily... remember me.

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You know, I like it here. Doesn't mean I'm a genius.

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Hey.

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Hey! How's it going?

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What, er... What class did you say?

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-History.

-History.

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Just...history? It must've been a survey course.

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Yeah, surveys. You should check it out. It's a good course.

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How'd you like that course?

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Frankly, I found the class

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rather...elementary.

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Elementary?

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You know, I don't doubt that it was. I... I remember that class.

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It was, um... It was just between recess and lunch.

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Clark, why don't you go away?

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Why don't you relax? I'm having fun with my new friend.

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You have a problem?

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No problem. I was just hoping

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you might have an insight on the evolution of the market economy

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in the southern colonies.

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My contention is that... prior to the Revolutionary War,

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the economic modalities,

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especially in the southern colonies, could most aptly be...

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Course that's your contention. You're a first-year grad student.

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You just read Pete Garrison, probably.

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Next month, when you get to James Lemon,

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you'll talk about how Virginia and Pennsylvania

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were entrepreneurial and capitalist back in 1740.

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Next year, you'll be regurgitating Gordon Wood

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on the pre-revolutionary utopia

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and the capital-forming effects of military mobilisation.

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I won't, because Wood drastically underestimates the...

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"..the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth?"

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You got that from Vickers.

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Work In Essex County, page 98. Right? Yeah, I read that, too.

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Were you going to plagiarise it all? Do you have any thoughts?

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Or is that your thing? You come into a bar, read some obscure passage,

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then pawn it off as your own idea

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to impress some girls and embarrass my friend?

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See, the sad thing about you is in 50 years,

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you'll realise there are two certainties in life.

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One, don't do that.

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And two, you dropped 150 grand

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on a education you coulda got at the public library.

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THEY LAUGH

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But I will have a degree. You'll be serving my kids at a drive-through

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on our way to a skiing trip.

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Yeah, maybe. But at least I won't be unoriginal.

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But if you have a problem with that, we could figure it out outside.

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No, man, there's no problem.

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It's cool.

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It's cool?

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-Cool.

-Damn right.

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How do you like me now?!

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That boy's wicked smart!

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Three minutes and you run into a barney!

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No, here it is.

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I was gonna close the deal but then Chuck - Billy - insulted one of them

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and the heavy girl said I had a receding hairline

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and I was, like, "Go fuck yourself!"

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I swallowed a bug.

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Hi.

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You're an idiot.

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What?

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You're an idiot.

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I've been waiting for 45 minutes for you to talk to me.

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But I have to go home now. I couldn't wait any more.

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Well, I'm Will.

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Skylar.

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Skylar.

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Oh, and that guy over there - Michael Bolton clone -

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wasn't singing with us.

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Yeah, I kinda got that impression.

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Good. OK.

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I've got to go. Gotta get up early

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and waste more money on my overpriced education.

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Oh, I didn't mean you. I...

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It's OK. There's my number. Maybe we can have coffee some time.

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Or maybe we could get together and eat caramels.

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What do you mean?

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It's as arbitrary as having coffee.

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Oh. Yeah. OK.

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Er... Right, then.

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There goes them fucking barneys right now with their "skiing trip"!

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You should've beat his ass.

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Do you like apples?!

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Yeah.

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Yeah?

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Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?!

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# Play your mind to me

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# Our mouths were opening

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# I turn off the light

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# So...come on, night

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# Everyone has gone

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# Home to oblivion

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# So...come on

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# So...come on, night... #

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Excuse me.

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Is this the buildings and grounds office?

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Yeah. What can I do for you?

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I need the name of a student who works here.

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No students work here.

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This guy works in my building...

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Which one is your building?

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Two.

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Two. Building two.

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If anything was stolen...

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No, it's not that. I just need his name.

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I can't, unless you have a complaint.

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This is Professor Lambeau.

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This is Professor Hayes.

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Tom, please.

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This is important. Please?

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Well, he didn't show for work today.

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Got this job through his P.O. You can call him.

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P.O.?

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Yeah - parole officer.

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Thank you.

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Asshole.

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There's a legal precedent from 1789

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where a defendant can claim self- defence against a government agent

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if that act is a defence of liberty.

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Henry Ward Beecher in Proverbs from the Plymouth Pulpit, 1887...

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1887? It's the 20th century! He's making a mockery of the court.

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I speak in my own defence. By the Constitution of the United States...

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Don't tell me about...

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Liberty is "the soul's right to breathe. Without liberty,

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"man is a syncope."

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What?

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Ibid, Your Honour.

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Son, my turn. I've been here for ten minutes

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looking over your rap sheet. I can't believe it!

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June '93 - assault. September '93 - assault.

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Grand theft auto, February '94, where you defended yourself

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and had the case thrown out by citing

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"Free Property Rights of Horse and Carriage" from 1798.

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January '95 - impersonating an officer.

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Mayhem, theft, resisting - all overturned.

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I know that you've been through several foster homes.

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The state removed you from three because of physical abuse.

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Another judge might care but you hit a cop. You're going in.

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Motion to dismiss is denied.

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-50,000 bail.

-HE BANGS GAVEL

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Thank you.

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All rise.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hello.

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-'Er, Skylar?'

-Yep.

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-'Hey, it's Will.'

-Who?

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'It's Will.'

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The funny, handsome guy you met at the bar.

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I don't recall meeting anyone like that.

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OK, it's the ugly, toothless loser

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who wouldn't leave you alone all night.

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Oh, Will! I remember.

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How are you? I wondered if you'd call me.

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I was wondering...

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Yo! Baby, what's up?

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Hey.

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What's up? Want some of my ass?

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Herbie! I remember you from juvie!

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'Er, yeah, sorry about that.'

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Maybe we could get together this week.

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'Sit at a cafe, eat caramels.'

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That sounds wonderful.

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'Yeah?'

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Yeah, sure. Where are you?

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Well, actually, this is just a shot in the dark but...

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there's no chance that you're pre-law?

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Have a seat.

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Thank you.

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Nice talkin' to you.

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What the fuck do you want?

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I'm Gerald Lambeau, the professor you told to fuck himself.

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What the fuck do you want?

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I spoke to the judge. He's agreed to release you under my supervision.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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But under two conditions.

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What are those?

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The first is that you meet with me every week.

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What for?

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Go over the proofs you're working on and get into some more advanced...

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combinatorial mathematics.

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Finite maths.

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Sounds like a real hoot.

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The second condition is that...

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..that you see a therapist.

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And I'm responsible to submit reports on this.

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And if you fail to meet with those conditions you will serve time.

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I'll do the maths but I'm not gonna see any fuckin' therapist.

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It's better than spending that time in jail, isn't it?

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'I read your book.'

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"Mike" was having the same problems as "Chad", the stockbroker.

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Right on the button. Very nice.

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Thank you.

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The pressures - and I'm not judging them,

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I'm not, er, labellling them - but they are destroying your potential.

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No more shenanigans,

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no more tomfoolery, no more ballyhoo.

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You're right.

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God, I know.

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You're not getting off that easily.

0:28:140:28:17

I do do things, you know.

0:28:170:28:20

What kind of things?

0:28:200:28:23

I do things...

0:28:210:28:23

I hide from people.

0:28:230:28:25

You hide, do you?

0:28:250:28:29

No. I go places - I interact.

0:28:270:28:29

What sort of places?

0:28:290:28:32

Just certain clubs.

0:28:300:28:32

More... Yes, what sort of clubs?

0:28:320:28:37

Like, er, like fantasy.

0:28:340:28:37

Fantasy? Bit more...

0:28:370:28:38

It's just something, like,

0:28:380:28:40

when you get in there and the music owns you. It's that house music.

0:28:400:28:45

It's like... Pom-pom-pom. BOOM! BOOM!

0:28:450:28:48

You start dancin' and...

0:28:480:28:50

Boom, boom, boom.

0:28:500:28:52

Yes.

0:28:520:28:54

Yeah.

0:28:560:28:57

Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay?

0:28:580:29:01

What are you talking about? What?

0:29:010:29:05

You were ready to give me a jump.

0:29:050:29:09

A jump?! Are you...

0:29:070:29:09

I'm sorry to disappoint you, Will, but...

0:29:090:29:12

I don't care if you putt from the rough.

0:29:120:29:15

Putting from the rough? What are you talking about?

0:29:150:29:19

A difficult theory can be like, er...

0:29:190:29:22

a symphony.

0:29:220:29:24

It's very erotic.

0:29:240:29:26

Wow.

0:29:290:29:31

Ah, Henry.

0:29:320:29:33

Gerry, I can't do this pro bono work. It's just not worth it.

0:29:330:29:38

What happened?

0:29:370:29:39

I'm on television next week.

0:29:390:29:41

I haven't got time to tell you, much less talk to that raving loony.

0:29:410:29:46

Henry! >

0:29:480:29:50

'OK, you are in your bed, Will.'

0:29:500:29:53

Now...how old are you?

0:29:530:29:55

Seven. >

0:29:580:30:00

What do you see?

0:30:000:30:02

Something's in my room.

0:30:030:30:06

What is it?

0:30:060:30:08

It's like, er, it's a figure.

0:30:080:30:11

It's hoverin' over me.

0:30:110:30:13

You are in a safe place, Will.

0:30:130:30:15

It's tou... It's touching me.

0:30:170:30:20

Where is it touching you?

0:30:200:30:22

It's touching me down there.

0:30:220:30:25

I'm nervous.

0:30:270:30:29

You don't have to be nervous, Will.

0:30:290:30:33

We...

0:30:330:30:34

start dancin' and dancin'.

0:30:340:30:36

It's beautiful...

0:30:360:30:38

cos we...

0:30:380:30:40

can make a lot of love before the sun goes down.

0:30:400:30:44

# Sky rockets in flight

0:30:460:30:49

# Afternoon delight

0:30:490:30:52

# Hey

0:30:520:30:54

# Afternoon delight... #

0:30:540:30:57

Jesus.

0:30:550:30:57

# Sky rockets in flight, da-da-da-da... #

0:30:570:31:00

I'm sorry, Rich.

0:30:590:31:03

I've better things to do.

0:31:010:31:03

# Hey, afternoon delight... #

0:31:030:31:05

Come on, one dance! You really hypnotised me, you know.

0:31:050:31:09

For God's sake, Will.

0:31:090:31:13

What?! He left. Don't pin it on me.

0:31:100:31:13

I told you to cooperate with these people.

0:31:130:31:16

-Look into my eyes.

-Get out, Will.

0:31:160:31:18

I don't need therapy.

0:31:180:31:21

That's enough. Get out.

0:31:210:31:24

HE WAILS MOCKINGLY

0:31:220:31:24

I called Mel Landrow this morning...

0:31:240:31:28

Oh, what's the use?!

0:31:260:31:28

What do you want to do?

0:31:280:31:30

Well, there is someone.

0:31:340:31:36

Who is he?

0:31:360:31:39

He used to be my...

0:31:370:31:39

..my room-mate in college.

0:31:400:31:42

Trust. It's very important in a relationship.

0:31:460:31:49

It's also very important in a clinical situation.

0:31:490:31:52

Why is trust the most important thing

0:31:520:31:55

in making a breakthrough with a client?

0:31:550:31:58

Maureen,

0:31:580:31:59

stop that oral fixation for a moment and join us.

0:31:590:32:03

Vinnie?

0:32:030:32:04

Um...

0:32:040:32:06

..because, er...

0:32:060:32:08

..trust is, er, trust is life.

0:32:090:32:12

Wow. That's very deep.

0:32:120:32:14

Thank you, Vinnie.

0:32:140:32:16

If they don't trust you, they won't be honest and there's no point

0:32:160:32:22

in their therapy. And they won't sleep with you -

0:32:220:32:25

that should be every therapist's goal.

0:32:250:32:28

Nail 'em while they're vulnerable.

0:32:280:32:31

THEY LAUGH

0:32:310:32:35

Oh, good. Everyone's back.

0:32:330:32:35

Hello, Sean. >

0:32:370:32:39

Hey, Gerry.

0:32:390:32:40

Um... Ladies and gentlemen, we are in the presence of greatness -

0:32:420:32:46

Gerald Lambeau, Fields Medal winner for combinatorial mathematics.

0:32:460:32:51

Hello.

0:32:510:32:52

Anyone know what the Medal is? It's like the Nobel prize for maths,

0:32:520:32:57

except they only give it out once every four years.

0:32:570:33:00

It's a great thing. It's an amazing honour.

0:33:000:33:03

OK, that's it for today. We'll see you Monday.

0:33:030:33:07

We're talking about why Freud did cocaine.

0:33:060:33:10

Thank you.

0:33:100:33:12

How are you?

0:33:120:33:14

It's good to see you.

0:33:140:33:17

Good to see you.

0:33:150:33:17

Sean, I think I got something interesting for you.

0:33:170:33:21

Do you have to have blood and urine?

0:33:210:33:23

Why didn't you come to the reunion?

0:33:230:33:29

Oh, you know, I... I've been busy.

0:33:260:33:29

You were missed.

0:33:290:33:32

Really?

0:33:300:33:32

When did we last see each other?

0:33:320:33:35

Before Nancy died.

0:33:330:33:35

I'm sorry. I was in Paris. It was that damn conference.

0:33:350:33:40

I got your card. It was nice.

0:33:400:33:42

Submit! Submit!

0:33:470:33:48

Hey, what happened? Did you get leniency or what?

0:33:480:33:52

I got...probation and then counselling two days a week.

0:33:520:33:56

You're a smoothie.

0:33:560:33:58

Come on, Morgan! Just submit!

0:33:580:34:00

We're gonna miss the game!

0:34:030:34:05

I've got a full schedule.

0:34:050:34:07

He's incredible. There's nothing like him.

0:34:070:34:10

What makes him incredible, Gerry?

0:34:100:34:14

Ever heard of Ramanujan?

0:34:110:34:14

Yeah. I...

0:34:140:34:16

No.

0:34:160:34:17

-It's a man.

-Hmm.

0:34:170:34:19

He lived 100 years ago. Indian.

0:34:190:34:21

Dots, not...

0:34:210:34:25

..feathers. Yeah.

0:34:230:34:25

He lived in a hut in India. He had no formal education.

0:34:250:34:28

-< Coffee?

-No access to scientific work.

0:34:280:34:31

-You, sir? >

-Just a little.

0:34:310:34:33

He came across this old maths book. From a simple text,

0:34:330:34:36

he extrapolated theories that had baffled mathematicians.

0:34:360:34:40

Continued fractions. He wrote it with...

0:34:400:34:43

He mailed it to Hardy.

0:34:430:34:47

Yeah. In Cambridge.

0:34:450:34:47

Hardy recognised his brilliance and brought him to England.

0:34:470:34:51

They worked for years,

0:34:510:34:53

creating some of the most exciting maths theory ever.

0:34:530:34:56

Now, this...this Ramanujan, his... his genius was unparalleled, Sean.

0:34:560:35:02

Well, this boy is just like that.

0:35:020:35:04

Hmm.

0:35:040:35:06

But he's...

0:35:060:35:07

A bit defensive. I need someone to get through to him.

0:35:070:35:11

Like me.

0:35:110:35:15

Yeah, like you.

0:35:120:35:15

Why?

0:35:140:35:16

You have the same background.

0:35:160:35:18

What background?

0:35:180:35:21

The same neighbourhood.

0:35:190:35:21

He's from Southy?

0:35:210:35:24

Yeah.

0:35:220:35:24

A boy genius from Southy.

0:35:240:35:26

How many shrinks you go to before me?

0:35:260:35:31

Five.

0:35:290:35:31

-Let me guess - Barry.

-Yeah.

0:35:310:35:33

-Henry.

-Yeah.

0:35:330:35:34

Not Rick?

0:35:340:35:39

Sean, please. Meet with him. Once a week.

0:35:350:35:39

Please.

0:35:390:35:41

It's like poker. Don't let him know what you've got.

0:35:420:35:47

He probably even read your book.

0:35:470:35:51

If he can find it. Hard to find.

0:35:490:35:51

-Hi, Will.

-Hi.

0:35:510:35:53

This is Sean Maguire. Will Hunting.

0:35:530:35:55

How are you?

0:35:550:35:57

Yeah. Let's start.

0:36:010:36:03

I'm pumped. Let the healing begin.

0:36:030:36:07

Will you excuse us?

0:36:050:36:07

Yeah. Please, Tom.

0:36:070:36:10

You, too, Gerry.

0:36:080:36:10

Yeah, of course.

0:36:120:36:13

How are you?

0:36:190:36:21

Where are you from in Southy?

0:36:210:36:23

I like what you've done with the place.

0:36:230:36:26

Oh, thanks.

0:36:260:36:27

Do you buy these books retail?

0:36:270:36:29

Or do you send away for a shrink kit with all the books included?

0:36:290:36:34

-Do you like books?

-Yeah.

0:36:340:36:36

-Did you read any of these?

-I don't know.

0:36:360:36:39

-How about these?

-Probably not.

0:36:390:36:42

What about the top shelf? Read those?

0:36:420:36:45

-Yeah, I read those.

-Good. What do you think about them?

0:36:450:36:49

I'm not here for a fuckin' book report. You read them.

0:36:490:36:52

-I did. I had to.

-Must have taken a long time.

0:36:520:36:56

Yeah, it did.

0:36:560:36:58

The United States of America - A Complete History, Volume One.

0:37:040:37:10

Jesus.

0:37:180:37:20

You want to read a real history book,

0:37:200:37:22

read Zinn's People's History Of The United States.

0:37:220:37:26

Better than Chomsky's Manufacturing Consent?

0:37:260:37:29

You fuckin' people baffle me.

0:37:290:37:32

You spend all your money on these fuckin' fancy books.

0:37:310:37:35

They're the wrong fuckin' books.

0:37:350:37:38

What are the right fucking books?

0:37:380:37:42

Whatever blows your hair back.

0:37:400:37:42

I haven't got much hair.

0:37:420:37:44

Shoving that cigarette up your ass is healthier.

0:37:440:37:50

Yeah, it gets in the way of my yoga.

0:37:470:37:50

-SEAN LAUGHS:

-You work out, huh?

0:37:500:37:52

-What? You lift?

-Yeah.

0:37:520:37:54

-Nautilus?

-No, free weights.

0:37:540:37:57

-Really? Free weights?

-Big time.

0:37:570:37:59

-What do you bench?

-285. What do you bench?

0:37:590:38:02

Did you paint that?

0:38:040:38:07

Yeah. You paint?

0:38:050:38:07

Nuh-uh.

0:38:070:38:08

Do you sculpt?

0:38:080:38:12

No.

0:38:100:38:12

Do you like art?

0:38:120:38:14

Do you like music?

0:38:140:38:16

It's a real piece of shit.

0:38:160:38:18

Tell me what you really think(!)

0:38:180:38:20

The linear and impressionistic mix makes it muddled.

0:38:200:38:24

It's a Winslow Homer rip-off, except whitey's in the boat.

0:38:240:38:28

-Art 1A. I wasn't good.

-That's not what concerns me.

0:38:280:38:32

-What concerns you?

-The colouring.

0:38:320:38:34

You know what the bitch is? It's paint-by-number.

0:38:340:38:38

Is it colour-by-number? The colours are fascinating.

0:38:380:38:42

Really?

0:38:420:38:43

You're one step away from cutting your fuckin' ear off.

0:38:430:38:46

Really? I should move to the south of France, call myself Vincent?

0:38:460:38:51

Heard the saying, "Any port in a storm"?

0:38:510:38:55

Yeah.

0:38:530:38:55

Maybe that means you.

0:38:550:38:58

In what way?

0:38:560:38:58

Maybe you're in the middle of a fuckin' storm.

0:38:580:39:01

The sky's falling on your head, waves crashing, oars about to snap.

0:39:010:39:06

You just pissed in your pants.

0:39:060:39:08

You do what you got to, to get out. Maybe you became a psychologist.

0:39:080:39:13

Bingo. That's it. Let me do my job now. Come on.

0:39:130:39:16

Maybe you married the wrong woman.

0:39:180:39:23

Maybe you should watch your mouth.

0:39:200:39:23

Watch it right there, chief.

0:39:240:39:26

Yeah.

0:39:290:39:30

Well, that's it, isn't it?

0:39:340:39:36

You married the wrong woman.

0:39:360:39:39

What happened?

0:39:400:39:42

What? Did she leave you?

0:39:420:39:44

Was she banging some other guy?

0:39:440:39:46

If you disrespect my wife again, I will end you. I'll fuckin' end you.

0:39:490:39:54

Got that, chief?

0:39:540:39:56

Time's up.

0:39:580:39:59

Yeah.

0:39:590:40:01

At ease, gentlemen.

0:40:140:40:16

You OK? >

0:40:220:40:24

I'll understand if you don't want to meet with him again.

0:40:280:40:32

Thursday. four o'clock.

0:40:320:40:34

Make sure the kid's here.

0:40:340:40:36

Yeah. Thanks.

0:40:380:40:41

Well, you look lovely in those glasses.

0:41:440:41:47

-Thank you very much.

-Beautiful.

0:41:470:41:49

I always wanted dark-blue eye shadow.

0:41:490:41:52

In England, I went to a nice school. It was a progressive, organic,

0:41:550:42:01

do-it-yourself private school.

0:42:010:42:04

Then Harvard.

0:42:040:42:06

Finally, med school.

0:42:060:42:07

I figure that at the end, my brain's going to be worth

0:42:070:42:11

250,000.

0:42:110:42:13

That sounded horrible, didn't it?

0:42:130:42:16

Bring me another mai tai!

0:42:180:42:20

No, that's cool. I bet your parents were happy to pay.

0:42:200:42:24

No, I was happy to pay. I inherited the money.

0:42:240:42:28

Wow. Is Harvard getting all that money?

0:42:280:42:31

No, Stanford. I'm going there in June when I graduate.

0:42:310:42:35

So you just wanted to use this sailor and run away?

0:42:350:42:39

I was going to experiment on you for anatomy class first.

0:42:390:42:45

In that case, that's fine.

0:42:420:42:45

You want to see my magic trick?

0:42:450:42:49

Of course.

0:42:470:42:49

Honest. All right.

0:42:490:42:51

This one's for you, Rudolph.

0:42:520:42:54

Wait! You need my wand.

0:42:540:42:57

Give me a hit.

0:42:560:42:57

All right. I'll make all these caramels disappear.

0:42:570:43:01

You ready?

0:43:010:43:03

Ready?

0:43:030:43:04

One, two, three!

0:43:040:43:07

Oh!

0:43:070:43:08

They're all gone. It works better when I have my rabbit.

0:43:080:43:12

Well...

0:43:120:43:14

I don't really date that much.

0:43:150:43:17

How very unfortunate.

0:43:170:43:19

I think, for me.

0:43:190:43:21

You know what I mean! I know you've been thinking about it.

0:43:210:43:25

-No, I haven't.

-Yes, you have.

0:43:250:43:27

-No, I really haven't.

-You were hoping for a goodnight kiss.

0:43:270:43:31

No, I was hoping for a goodnight lay.

0:43:310:43:34

But I'll settle for a kiss.

0:43:360:43:39

That's very noble of you.

0:43:370:43:39

Thank you.

0:43:390:43:41

No, I was hoping for a kiss.

0:43:410:43:43

Well, why don't we just get it out of the way now?

0:43:450:43:49

Right now?

0:43:490:43:52

Yeah.

0:43:500:43:52

Come on.

0:43:520:43:54

I think I got some of your pickle!

0:44:020:44:05

You again, huh?

0:44:150:44:17

Come with me.

0:44:180:44:20

So what's this? A real Taster's Choice moment between guys?

0:44:270:44:32

This is really nice. You got a thing for swans?

0:44:320:44:35

Is this like a fetish we need to devote some time to?

0:44:350:44:39

I thought about what you said to me the other day. About my painting.

0:44:390:44:44

Oh.

0:44:440:44:45

I stayed up half the night thinking about it.

0:44:450:44:48

Then something occurred to me.

0:44:480:44:50

I fell into a deep sleep and I haven't thought about you since.

0:44:500:44:55

You know what occurred to me?

0:44:550:44:58

No.

0:44:570:44:58

You're a kid. You don't have the faintest idea

0:44:580:45:02

what you're talking about.

0:45:020:45:04

Why, thank you.

0:45:040:45:06

It's all right.

0:45:050:45:06

You've never been out of Boston.

0:45:060:45:09

Nope.

0:45:110:45:12

If I asked you about art,

0:45:120:45:14

you'd give me the skinny on every art book ever written.

0:45:140:45:18

Michelangelo. You know a lot about him.

0:45:180:45:21

Life's work, political aspirations,

0:45:210:45:24

him and the Pope, sexual orientation. The whole works, right?

0:45:240:45:29

But I bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel.

0:45:280:45:34

You've never stood there and looked at that beautiful ceiling...

0:45:350:45:41

seen that.

0:45:410:45:43

If I ask you about women,

0:45:450:45:47

you'd probably give me a syllabus of your personal favourites.

0:45:470:45:51

You may have even been laid a few times.

0:45:510:45:54

But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman

0:45:570:46:01

and feel truly happy.

0:46:010:46:03

You're a tough kid.

0:46:070:46:09

I ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right?

0:46:100:46:14

"Once more into the breach, dear friends."

0:46:140:46:18

But you've never been near one.

0:46:180:46:20

You've never held your best friend's head in your lap

0:46:200:46:24

and watched him gasp his last breath, looking to you for help.

0:46:240:46:29

I ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet.

0:46:290:46:33

But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable,

0:46:350:46:40

known someone that could level you with her eyes,

0:46:400:46:44

feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you,

0:46:440:46:47

who could rescue you from the depths of hell.

0:46:470:46:51

And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel,

0:46:510:46:54

to have that love for her be there forever, through anything.

0:46:540:46:59

Through cancer.

0:46:590:47:01

You wouldn't know about sleeping in hospital holding her hand

0:47:010:47:05

because the doctors could see

0:47:050:47:07

that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you.

0:47:070:47:11

You don't know about loss

0:47:110:47:13

because that only occurs when you love something more than yourself.

0:47:130:47:18

I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much.

0:47:180:47:22

I look at you, I don't see an intelligent, confident man.

0:47:250:47:30

I see a cocky, scared-shitless kid.

0:47:320:47:35

But you're a genius, Will. No-one denies that.

0:47:350:47:39

No-one could possibly understand the depths of you.

0:47:390:47:42

But you presumed to know about me because you saw a painting of mine.

0:47:420:47:47

You ripped my fucking life apart.

0:47:470:47:50

You're an orphan, right?

0:47:530:47:55

Do you think I'd know the first thing

0:47:570:48:00

about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are,

0:48:000:48:05

because I've read Oliver Twist?

0:48:050:48:07

Does that encapsulate you?

0:48:090:48:11

Personally, I don't give a shit about all that

0:48:130:48:16

because I can't learn anything from you I can't read in a fuckin' book.

0:48:160:48:22

Unless you want to talk about you, who you are.

0:48:220:48:26

Then I'm fascinated.

0:48:260:48:29

Come in.

0:48:300:48:32

But you don't want to do that, do you, sport?

0:48:330:48:37

You're terrified of what you might say.

0:48:370:48:40

Your move, chief.

0:48:460:48:48

KNOCKS ON DOOR

0:49:120:49:13

PHONE RINGS

0:49:510:49:53

Hello.

0:49:530:49:54

Hello.

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'Hello.'

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Professor Valenti, is that you again?

0:49:580:50:01

Freak.

0:50:040:50:05

Who did you call?

0:50:090:50:13

No-one. I forgot the number.

0:50:100:50:13

Retarded. You went out in the rain without the number?

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It was your mother's 900 number. I ran out of cards.

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We get off on mothers. I just got off on yours!

0:50:210:50:25

That's pretty funny, Morgan.

0:50:230:50:25

He's a fucking orphan!

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You watch what happens.

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All right.

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Watch what happens!

0:50:300:50:32

You fucking with me?

0:50:320:50:34

No smoking.

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Didn't talk? But you had an hour.

0:51:120:51:14

He counted the seconds until the session was over. Pretty impressive.

0:51:140:51:19

Why'd he do that?

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To prove he doesn't have to talk to me.

0:51:210:51:23

Is this a staring contest between kids from the neighbourhood?

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Yeah, it is. And I can't talk first.

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We know your theory but the boy's found a geometrical picture. >

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It won't work.

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He joined the vertices.

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I can do the sum.

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It's how you group the terms.

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But if we do it all this way...

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Hey, look, look.

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I wrote it down. It's simpler this way.

0:51:490:51:53

Sometimes people get lucky.

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You're a brilliant man.

0:52:060:52:08

HE WHISTLES

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You know, I was on this plane once

0:52:430:52:46

and...the captain does his whole "We'll be cruising at 35,000ft,"

0:52:460:52:51

but he puts the mike down, forgets to turn it off.

0:52:510:52:54

He turns to the co-pilot, like...

0:52:540:52:57

"All I could use now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee."

0:52:570:53:01

The stewardess goes bombing up to tell him the microphone's on.

0:53:010:53:05

A passenger says, "Hey, don't forget the coffee."

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HE CHUCKLES

0:53:090:53:10

Ever been on a plane?

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No, but it's a joke. Works better in the first person.

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Yeah, it does.

0:53:160:53:18

I have been laid, you know.

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Really? Good for you.

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-Big time.

-Big time, eh?

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Yeah, I went on a date last week.

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-How'd it go?

-It was good.

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Going out again?

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I don't know. Haven't called her.

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You're an amateur.

0:53:370:53:40

I know what I'm doing.

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Yeah. Don't worry about me. I know what I'm doing.

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But this girl is, you know, beautiful.

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She's smart, she's fun. Different from most girls I've been with.

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So call her up, Romeo.

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So I can see she's not that smart? She's fucking boring?

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She is fuckin' perfect now. I don't wanna ruin that.

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Maybe you're perfect right now. Maybe you don't want to ruin that.

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But I think that's a super philosophy.

0:54:050:54:08

You can go through your entire life without ever having to know anybody.

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My wife farted when she was nervous.

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She had so many wonderful idiosyncrasies.

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She used to fart in her sleep!

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Sorry I shared that with you.

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One night it was so loud it woke the dog up!

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She woke up, like,

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"Was that you?" I said, "Yeah." I couldn't tell her!

0:54:330:54:37

She woke herself up?

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Christ! She's been dead two years and that's the shit I remember.

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Wonderful stuff, you know. Little things like that.

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Those are what I miss the most - the idiosyncrasies that only I know.

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That's what made her my wife.

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She had the goods on me, too - she knew my peccadilloes.

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People call these things imperfections but they're not.

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That's the good stuff.

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And then we get to choose who we let into our weird little worlds.

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You're not perfect, sport.

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And let me save you the suspense - this girl you met isn't perfect.

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But the question is whether or not

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you're perfect for each other.

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That's the deal. That's what intimacy is all about.

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You can know everything

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but you'll only find that out by giving it a shot.

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You won't learn from an old fucker like me.

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Even if I did know, I wouldn't tell a pissant like you.

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Why not?

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You told me every other fuckin' thing!

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Talk more than any shrink I ever seen.

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I teach this shit. I don't know how to do it.

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Yeah.

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You think about getting remarried?

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My wife's dead.

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Hence the word "remarried".

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She's dead.

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Well, I think that's a super philosophy, Sean.

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You could go through the rest of your life without knowing anybody.

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Time's up.

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Hold it open.

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FAINT PIANO PLAYING

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< SKYLAR SINGS

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HE KNOCKS

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G minor seven - serviceable chord.

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-Hello.

-Hey.

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Where have you been?

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I'm sorry. I've been busy and...

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Mmm, me too. Yeah.

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I've... I thought you'd call.

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Yeah, um...

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We had a really good time.

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I had a good time, too.

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I mean, I just, I...

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I'm sorry. I blew it.

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No, no, I mean, you know, it's all right.

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So, I was wondering if, er, you'd give me another crack at it.

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Let me take you out again.

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Oh, I can't.

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All right.

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Oh, no, I didn't...

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I didn't mean I can't ever. I just can't right now.

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I'm assigning the proton spectrum for ibogamine.

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It sounds really interesting but it's actually boring.

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All right, um...

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But maybe some other time.

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Like tomorrow?

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Um, yeah, all right.

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OK.

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Bye.

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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What are you doing here?

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I couldn't wait.

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Where the fuck did you get this?

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I slept with someone in your class.

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I hope it was someone with open-toed sandals and bad breath.

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Let's have some fun.

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I've got to learn this.

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You're going to the surgery tomorrow?

0:58:420:58:47

No.

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Let's go.

0:58:460:58:47

CROWD CHEERS

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Oh, my God, my dog is winning!

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Come on, Misty!

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Come on, run! Come on!

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Look, there he goes!

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We won.

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We totally won!

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Did you grow up around here?

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Not far - South Boston.

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Still glowing from my win.

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Yeah, look at you. You're so happy.

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And what was that like, then?

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It was normal, I guess. Nothing special.

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Have you got a lot of brothers and sisters?

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Do I have a lot?

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That's what I said.

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Irish Catholic - what do you think?

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All right, that's fine.

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How many?

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You wouldn't believe me.

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Why?

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God, what, five?

0:59:450:59:47

Seven? Eight? How many?

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Twelve big brothers.

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You do not!

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I swear to God. I'm lucky thirteen.

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Do you know all their names?

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Do I...? Yeah, they're my brothers.

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What are they called?

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Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey,

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Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robbie, Johnny and Brian.

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Say it again.

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Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey,

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Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robbie, Johnny and Brian.

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And Willy.

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Willy? Will.

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Wow.

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Do you still see all of them?

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Yeah, they're in Southy.

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I live with three of them. Yeah.

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I'd like to meet them.

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Yeah, we'll do that.

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I read your book last night.

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So you're the one!

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Do you still counsel veterans?

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No, I don't.

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Why not?

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I gave it up when my wife got sick.

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You ever wonder what your life would be like if you never met your wife?

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Wonder if I'd be better off without her?

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Not better off. I didn't mean it like that.

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It's an important question. You'll have bad times,

1:00:521:00:55

which wake you up to the good stuff you weren't attending to.

1:00:551:00:59

You don't regret meeting your wife?

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Why? Because of the pain I feel now?

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I've got regrets, but I don't regret a day I spent with her.

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When did you know she was the one for you?

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October 21st, 1975.

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You know the fucking date?!

1:01:191:01:21

Game Six of the World Series. Biggest game in Red Sox history.

1:01:211:01:26

My friends and I slept on the sidewalk all night to get tickets.

1:01:261:01:31

You got tickets?!

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Yep.

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We're in a bar waiting for the start

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and in walks this girl.

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Amazing game. Bottom of the eighth,

1:01:381:01:40

Carbo ties it up with a 6-6. It went to 12.

1:01:401:01:43

Bottom of the 12th, in stepped Carlton Fisk. Pudge steps up.

1:01:431:01:48

He's got that weird stance?

1:01:481:01:50

Then... UH! He clocks it.

1:01:501:01:52

High fly ball on the left field line!

1:01:521:01:55

35,000 people on their feet yelling at the ball

1:01:551:01:59

and Fisk's waving at it like a madman. "Get over!"

1:01:591:02:02

"Get over!"

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It hits the foul pole.

1:02:031:02:05

He goes apeshit! And 35,000 fans charge the field.

1:02:051:02:10

He's fuckin'...

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"Get out of the way!"

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I can't believe you had tickets! Did you rush the field?

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No, I wasn't there.

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-What?

-No.

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I was with my future wife.

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You missed Fisk's home run? To be with some lady?!

1:02:231:02:27

You should've seen her. A stunner.

1:02:271:02:30

-I don't care...

-She lit up the room.

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Even if it's Helen of Troy, that's Game Six!

1:02:321:02:35

Your friends let you get away with that?!

1:02:351:02:40

They had to.

1:02:381:02:40

What did you say to 'em?

1:02:401:02:45

I slid my ticket over and said, "I gotta see about a girl."

1:02:411:02:45

That's what you said? They let you get away with that?

1:02:451:02:51

They saw my eyes and I meant it.

1:02:501:02:53

You're kidding me.

1:02:531:02:56

No, I'm not kidding.

1:02:541:02:56

It's why I'm not talking about some girl I saw I regret not talking to.

1:02:561:03:01

I don't regret the years I was married or the years I stopped work

1:03:011:03:05

when she got sick or the last years when she got really sick.

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And I sure as hell don't regret missing the damn game.

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That's regret.

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Wow.

1:03:161:03:18

Would've been nice to catch that game.

1:03:231:03:26

I didn't know Pudge would hit a home run.

1:03:261:03:29

I'm very useful on the court - I'm extremely tall.

1:03:321:03:36

You're not that tall.

1:03:371:03:40

I dunk.

1:03:381:03:40

Will I ever play in the NBA?

1:03:431:03:45

"It is decidedly so."

1:03:461:03:48

Why do we always stay here?

1:03:521:03:54

Cos it's nicer than my place.

1:03:541:03:57

Yes, but I've never seen your place.

1:03:571:04:01

I know.

1:03:591:04:01

When am I going to meet your friends and brothers?

1:04:011:04:05

They don't come down here much.

1:04:051:04:08

I could make it to South Boston.

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It's kind of a hike.

1:04:101:04:12

Is it me you're hiding from them or the other way round?

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All right, we'll go.

1:04:171:04:20

When?

1:04:181:04:20

I dunno. Some time next week.

1:04:201:04:22

And if I said I would not sleep with you again until I met your friends?

1:04:221:04:27

I'd say it's, like, 4.30 in the morning. They're probably up.

1:04:321:04:37

Oh, men are shameless. If you're not thinking with your wiener,

1:04:371:04:41

you're acting on its behalf.

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You bet. On its behalf,

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can I get an advance payment?

1:04:451:04:49

Let's ask.

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"Outlook does not look good."

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'What?'

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Hey, Chuck, nothing.

1:04:521:04:54

That thing said you'd play in the NBA.

1:04:541:04:57

Exactly, so you'd better start buying season tickets.

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I plan to. I'm tall. I like wearing shorts.

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Hook, hook. Dunk, dunk.

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You're not that tall.

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I am. Maybe I'm all about 3 points.

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How about a home run?

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Stop mixing your sporting metaphors.

1:05:171:05:21

The leprechaun's got his dick in the monkey's ass.

1:05:331:05:37

The monkey comes running in going, "I don't mind it!"

1:05:361:05:40

I can't believe you brought Skylar here. We're bombed and drinking!

1:05:401:05:45

It's a rarity we'd be all drinking!

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Uncle Marty goes on a bender for months.

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Did I tell you what happened when he was driving and got pulled over?

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I'll tell you

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cos you ought to know this.

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He's always telling stories. Every time he's got a story. But go ahead.

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I will go ahead, thanks a lot. I have the floor now.

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Um, yeah, my Uncle Marty's driving home, right?

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Bombed out of his tree, right? Hammered out of his gourd. Wrecked.

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State trooper pulls him over. So, my uncle's fucked, basically.

1:06:191:06:24

He pukes on the guy. Statie's pretty sure he's over the legal limit.

1:06:241:06:29

He's about to throw cuffs on, put him in jail.

1:06:291:06:32

Suddenly down the road there's this huge fucking boom!

1:06:321:06:36

So, statie gets spooked and turns around...

1:06:361:06:40

Gunshot?

1:06:381:06:40

No.

1:06:401:06:42

You've heard this before.

1:06:421:06:44

Some other guy's car had hit a tree, OK? There was an accident.

1:06:441:06:48

Anyway...

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-How could he hear...

-Shut the fuck up!

1:06:501:06:52

I'm gonna break your neck! Shut up!

1:06:521:06:55

So, he tells my uncle, "Stay here. Don't move."

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Statie runs down the road to deal with the accident.

1:07:001:07:03

After a few minutes of lying in piss and vomit,

1:07:031:07:07

my uncle wonders what he's doing there.

1:07:071:07:09

Gets in his car and drives home.

1:07:091:07:12

The next morning my uncle's passed out and hears this knock on the door

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He goes downstairs,

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pulls the door open - "What?!" It's the state trooper.

1:07:181:07:22

Statie's like, "What? I pulled you over last night and you took off."

1:07:221:07:27

He's like, "I never seen you. I been home all night. I don't know you."

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He's like, "You know me. Let me get in your garage. Open your garage."

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My uncle opens the garage.

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And there is... the statie's police cruiser.

1:07:411:07:44

It's in my uncle's garage.

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He was so fuckin' hammered he drove the wrong car home.

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And the statie was so embarrassed, he didn't do anything.

1:07:511:07:55

He'd been driving my uncle's Chevelle, looking for the house.

1:07:551:07:59

Chuck, what the fuck is the point of your story?

1:07:591:08:03

He got away. That's the point.

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All right, well, question.

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Stop!

1:08:081:08:09

I want to clarify this!

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You're embarrassing.

1:08:101:08:12

It doesn't make sense!

1:08:121:08:16

It does. Just listen to the story.

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See if you get this. I've got a little story.

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All right, there's an old couple in bed. Mary and Paddy.

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And they wake up on the morning of their 50th anniversary.

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And Mary looks over and gazes adoringly at Paddy.

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-IRISH ACCENT:

-"Paddy, you're such a good-looking fella. I love ya."

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"I want to give you a present."

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"Anything you desire, I'll give to you. What would you like?"

1:08:391:08:44

Paddy's, like, "Oh, gee, Mary, that's a very sweet offer."

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"Now, in 50 years there's one thing that's been missing."

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"And, er, I would like you to give me a blow job."

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"I would like one." And Mary's, like, "All right."

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Takes her teeth out, puts them in a glass, gives him a blow job.

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Afterwards Paddy's, like, "Jeez, that's what I've been missing."

1:09:051:09:10

"That was the most earth-shattering thing ever! Beautiful! I love you."

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"Is there anything that I could do for you?"

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And Mary looks up at him and she goes... "Give us a kiss."

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-Urgh!

-Oh, my God!

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That's filthy!

1:09:251:09:28

< I've heard filthier.

1:09:261:09:28

See you guys later.

1:09:341:09:39

All right. Take it easy, Bill.

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Skylar, thanks for coming. Changed my opinion of Harvard people.

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Don't rush your judgment. They're not all like me.

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I'm sure. It was nice to meet you.

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Take it easy. Slowly back away.

1:09:501:09:53

Oh, come on! Brother!

1:09:531:09:55

What are you doing? You're giving us a ride.

1:09:551:09:58

What do I look like?

1:09:581:10:02

< C'mon, Chuck. Will's taking the car.

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All right, thanks, Chuck. I appreciate it.

1:10:021:10:05

What are you getting serious about? You're dropping me off.

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It's out of the way.

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Just cos you're not sleeping in your palace tonight,

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don't start thinking you're bad.

1:10:151:10:18

You said we'd see your place.

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Not tonight.

1:10:191:10:22

Not any night.

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He knows once you see that shithole, he's getting dropped.

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I want to meet your brothers.

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We'll do that another time.

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All right.

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I need them keys.

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The stewardess hears it, rushes down the aisle.

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I yell, "Don't forget the coffee."

1:10:401:10:43

Bullshit. You didn't say that!

1:10:431:10:46

For Christ's sake, it's a joke.

1:10:451:10:48

I know someone it happened to.

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Gerry, have trouble finding it?

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I took a cab.

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Timmy, this is Gerry. We went to college together.

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Nice to meet you.

1:10:581:11:02

Pleased to meet you.

1:11:001:11:02

Can I get you a beer?

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No, a Perrier.

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That's French for club soda.

1:11:041:11:08

Club soda, yeah?

1:11:061:11:08

Couple of sandwiches too. On my tab.

1:11:081:11:10

You plan on paying it?

1:11:101:11:14

Got the winning lottery ticket.

1:11:111:11:14

What's the jackpot?

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12 million.

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That won't cover it.

1:11:161:11:18

It will your sex-change operation!

1:11:181:11:21

Nuts?

1:11:241:11:28

No, thank you.

1:11:251:11:28

So, you wanted to talk about Will.

1:11:301:11:33

It seems to be going well.

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I think so.

1:11:341:11:36

Have you talked to him about his future?

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We haven't gotten to that. We're banging away at the past.

1:11:391:11:43

Maybe you should. My phone's ringing non-stop with job offers.

1:11:431:11:48

What kind?

1:11:481:11:50

Cutting edge maths, think tanks. His mind will be given free reign.

1:11:501:11:55

It's great that there are offers but I don't think he's ready.

1:11:551:12:00

I'm not sure you understand, Sean.

1:12:041:12:06

What don't I understand?

1:12:061:12:09

Thanks, Tim.

1:12:091:12:12

Thank you.

1:12:101:12:12

Don't get sticky fingers.

1:12:121:12:15

Tim, can you help us?

1:12:151:12:17

We're trying to settle a bet.

1:12:171:12:19

Uh-oh.

1:12:191:12:21

You ever heard of Jonas Salk?

1:12:211:12:23

Sure. Cured polio.

1:12:231:12:27

You've heard of Albert Einstein?

1:12:241:12:27

How about Gerald Lambeau? Ever heard of him?

1:12:291:12:32

No.

1:12:321:12:34

Thank you, Tim.

1:12:341:12:38

So, who won the bet?

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I did.

1:12:361:12:38

This isn't about me, Sean. I'm nothing compared to this young man.

1:12:411:12:47

You ever hear of Gerald Lambeau?

1:12:491:12:52

In 1905 there were professors famed for their study of the universe.

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But it was a Swiss patent clerk doing physics in his spare time

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who changed the world.

1:13:021:13:04

Imagine if Einstein gave that up to get drunk with his buddies.

1:13:041:13:08

We all would've lost something. Tim would never have heard of him.

1:13:081:13:12

Pretty dramatic.

1:13:121:13:16

No, it isn't, Sean.

1:13:141:13:16

Will has the gift. He just hasn't got direction. We can give him that.

1:13:151:13:21

Hey, Gerry, in the 1960s a young man graduated from Michigan University.

1:13:201:13:26

Did some brilliant work in mathematics.

1:13:261:13:29

Bounded harmonic functions.

1:13:291:13:31

He went to Berkeley - showed amazing potential.

1:13:311:13:34

Moved to Montana - blew the competition away.

1:13:341:13:37

Yes, but who was he?

1:13:371:13:42

Ted Kaczynski.

1:13:391:13:42

Never heard of him.

1:13:401:13:42

-Hey, Timmy!

-Yo!

1:13:421:13:44

Who's Ted Kaczynski?

1:13:441:13:47

Unabomber.

1:13:451:13:47

That's what I'm talking about. We gotta give him direction.

1:13:481:13:53

He can contribute to the world. We can help.

1:13:521:13:56

Direction's OK, manipulation's not.

1:13:561:14:01

Sean...

1:13:581:14:01

We have to let...

1:13:581:14:01

I'm not sitting around hatching a plan to ruin his life!

1:14:001:14:05

I was doing advanced maths at 18. It took 20 years to win a Fields Medal.

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He mightn't want what you do. Life is more than a fucking Fields Medal.

1:14:101:14:15

This is too important, Sean. And it's above personal rivalry.

1:14:151:14:20

Let's give him time to figure out what he wants.

1:14:201:14:24

Wonderful theory. It worked wonders for you, didn't it?

1:14:241:14:30

It did, you arrogant fucking prick!

1:14:271:14:30

Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I came here.

1:14:311:14:34

I wanted to keep you in the loop.

1:14:341:14:39

Nice to be in the loop.

1:14:361:14:39

He's now in a meeting I set up over at McNeil.

1:14:391:14:42

Well, Will, I'm not exactly sure

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what you mean. We've already offered you a position.

1:14:451:14:49

Nobody works without a retainer. If you find somebody, go ahead.

1:14:491:14:54

But they won't represent you as well as I can.

1:14:541:14:57

Will, our offer is 84,000 per year.

1:14:571:15:00

RETAINER!

1:15:011:15:03

Retainer.

1:15:031:15:05

You want us to give you cash, right now?

1:15:051:15:08

Woah, ho ho! Easy! Now, I didn't say that.

1:15:081:15:11

Allegedly,

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your situation, for you,

1:15:141:15:16

would be concurrently improved

1:15:161:15:19

if I had 200 in my back pocket right now.

1:15:181:15:23

Hmm. Ah, I don't think I can... Um, er, Larry?

1:15:231:15:27

I've got 73.

1:15:281:15:30

Will you take a cheque?

1:15:301:15:32

Let me tell you something. You're suspect! Yeah, you.

1:15:331:15:38

I dunno what your reputation is in this town

1:15:381:15:41

but after the shit you tried to pull today, I'll be looking into you.

1:15:411:15:46

Now, in business we have heretofore...

1:15:461:15:52

You can speak with my aforementioned attorney.

1:15:521:15:55

Good day, gentlemen.

1:15:551:15:57

And until that day comes, keep your ear to the grindstone.

1:15:571:16:01

How's it going?

1:16:151:16:18

Fine.

1:16:161:16:18

Good.

1:16:191:16:20

You want some help?

1:16:201:16:22

No.

1:16:221:16:23

Give me one little peek.

1:16:231:16:28

No!

1:16:251:16:28

We'll go to the batting cages.

1:16:261:16:28

It is actually important that I learn this.

1:16:281:16:32

It's really important. To me, OK?

1:16:321:16:35

All right.

1:16:351:16:37

Why don't we hang out here all day?

1:16:381:16:42

Yes, why don't we?

1:16:401:16:42

All right, Mr Nosy Parker...

1:16:421:16:46

..seeing as you're intent on breaking my balls...

1:16:481:16:52

..let me ask you a question.

1:16:521:16:54

All right.

1:16:541:16:55

Do you have a photographic memory?

1:16:551:16:58

I don't know, I just kinda remember. How do you remember

1:16:591:17:03

your phone number? You just do.

1:17:031:17:05

Have you studied organic chemistry?

1:17:051:17:09

A little bit.

1:17:071:17:09

Oh, just for fun?

1:17:091:17:11

Yeah, for kicks.

1:17:101:17:11

Yeah, it's so much fun studying organic chemistry. Are you mad?

1:17:111:17:16

Have you lost your mind? Nobody studies it for fun.

1:17:161:17:20

It's not a necessity, especially for someone like you.

1:17:201:17:23

Someone like me?

1:17:231:17:30

Yeah. Someone who divides their time between batting cages and bars.

1:17:241:17:30

You would hardly say it's a necessity.

1:17:301:17:33

You know, there are very smart people here at Harvard,

1:17:331:17:37

and even they have to study because this is really hard. And yet...

1:17:371:17:42

..you do it so easily, I don't understand how your mind works.

1:17:431:17:48

Do you play the piano?

1:17:481:17:51

I want to talk about this!

1:17:491:17:51

I'm trying to explain it. Do you?

1:17:511:17:53

Yeah, a bit.

1:17:531:17:55

All right, so when you look at a piano, you see Mozart.

1:17:551:17:59

I see Chopsticks.

1:17:571:17:59

Well, Beethoven looked at a piano and it made sense. He could play.

1:17:591:18:05

So, you play the piano?

1:18:051:18:11

Not a lick. I look at a piano, I see keys, three pedals and a box.

1:18:061:18:11

Beethoven, Mozart, they saw it, they could just play.

1:18:111:18:15

I couldn't paint you a picture.

1:18:151:18:17

I can't hit the ball out of Fenway. I can't play piano.

1:18:171:18:21

But you can do my O Chem paper in under an hour.

1:18:211:18:24

Right. When it came to stuff like that, I could always just play.

1:18:241:18:29

That's the best I can explain it.

1:18:311:18:33

Come here. I have to tell you something.

1:18:331:18:36

Huh?

1:18:361:18:40

I have to tell you something.

1:18:371:18:40

Well...

1:18:401:18:42

It's not fair.

1:18:561:18:59

What's not fair? What?

1:18:571:18:59

I've been here for four years... and I've only just found you.

1:18:591:19:05

Well, you found me.

1:19:071:19:09

Are you awake?

1:19:201:19:22

No.

1:19:221:19:24

Yes, you are.

1:19:251:19:27

Will, come to California with me.

1:19:291:19:32

What?

1:19:341:19:36

I want you to come to California with me.

1:19:381:19:41

Are you sure about that?

1:19:461:19:48

Oh, yeah.

1:19:481:19:50

Yeah, but how do you know?

1:19:511:19:53

I don't know.

1:19:541:19:56

I just know.

1:19:561:19:58

Yeah, but how do you know?

1:19:581:20:00

I know because I feel it.

1:20:001:20:04

Cos that's a really serious thing you're saying.

1:20:041:20:08

We could be in California

1:20:081:20:09

and you might find out something about me you don't like.

1:20:091:20:13

You'll wish you hadn't said that but you can't take it back

1:20:131:20:17

and I'm stuck in California with someone that wants a take-back.

1:20:171:20:22

A what? What's a take-back?

1:20:221:20:24

I don't want a take-back.

1:20:251:20:27

I just want you to come to California with me.

1:20:271:20:31

Well, I can't go to California with you, so...

1:20:311:20:36

Why not?

1:20:361:20:38

One, because I've...got a job here. And two, because I live here.

1:20:371:20:43

Look, um...

1:20:431:20:45

If you don't love me, just tell me.

1:20:451:20:47

I'm not saying I don't love you.

1:20:471:20:50

Then why? Why won't you come? What are you so scared of?

1:20:511:20:56

What am I so scared of?

1:20:561:20:59

What aren't you scared of?

1:20:591:21:01

You live in a little world where no one challenges you. You're scared...

1:21:011:21:08

Don't tell me about my world!

1:21:051:21:08

You want a fling with a downtown guy

1:21:081:21:11

and you'll go to Stanford, marry some prick your parents will like

1:21:111:21:15

and tell other trust-fund babies how you went slumming, too, once!

1:21:151:21:20

Why are you saying this? What is your obsession with this money?

1:21:201:21:25

My father died when I was 13 and I inherited this money.

1:21:251:21:29

Every day I wake up and I wish that I could give it back.

1:21:291:21:33

I'd give it back in a second

1:21:331:21:35

if I could have one more day with him. But I can't

1:21:351:21:39

and that's my life and I deal with it. So don't put shit on me

1:21:391:21:43

when you are afraid.

1:21:431:21:45

What the fuck am I afraid of?!

1:21:451:21:47

ME! You're afraid I won't love you back. Know what? I'm afraid, too!

1:21:471:21:52

Fuck it! At least I'm honest with you.

1:21:521:21:55

I'm not honest with you?

1:21:551:21:59

What about your 12 brothers?

1:21:561:21:59

No, you're not going.

1:21:591:22:02

What do you wanna know? I don't have 12 brothers! I'm a fucking orphan!

1:22:021:22:07

I didn't know that.

1:22:071:22:09

I had cigarettes put out on me when I was a kid!

1:22:091:22:12

The motherfucker stabbed me!

1:22:121:22:15

You don't want to hear that shit! Don't say you wanna hear that shit!

1:22:151:22:20

I want to help you...

1:22:201:22:23

Help me?!

1:22:211:22:23

Have I got a fucking sign on? "Save Me"?!

1:22:231:22:25

-No!

-Do I look like that?

1:22:251:22:28

I want to be with you!

1:22:281:22:29

Don't bullshit me!

1:22:291:22:34

I love you!

1:22:311:22:34

Don't bullshit me!!

1:22:321:22:34

I love you! I want to hear you say that you don't love me.

1:22:341:22:40

Because if you say that...

1:22:401:22:42

..then I won't call you.

1:22:451:22:48

And I won't be in your life.

1:22:481:22:51

I don't love you.

1:22:571:22:59

GIRLS GIGGLE

1:23:351:23:37

Most people never get to see how brilliant they can be.

1:23:381:23:42

They don't find teachers who believe in them. They believe they're stupid

1:23:421:23:48

I hope you appreciate what he's doing.

1:23:471:23:51

Cos I've seen how much he enjoys working with you.

1:23:511:23:55

Not against you.

1:23:541:23:57

Hello, Will.

1:24:001:24:02

Tom, can you get us some coffee?

1:24:021:24:05

Sure.

1:24:051:24:07

Now, let's see...

1:24:091:24:11

Good.

1:24:181:24:19

This is correct.

1:24:191:24:21

I see you used McClure in here.

1:24:221:24:25

I don't know what to call it but...

1:24:251:24:28

This can't be right.

1:24:281:24:30

It will be very embarrassing.

1:24:341:24:36

Did you ever consider...?

1:24:381:24:42

I'm pretty sure it's right.

1:24:391:24:42

Can we work in Sean's office from now

1:24:421:24:44

because I have to knock off work and the commute kills me?

1:24:441:24:48

Yeah, sure. Did you think of the possibility...?

1:24:481:24:52

It's right. It's right.

1:24:521:24:54

Just take it home with you.

1:24:541:24:56

What happened at the McNeil meeting?

1:24:591:25:02

I couldn't go - I had a date - so I sent my chief negotiator.

1:25:021:25:07

On your own time you can do whatever you like, Will.

1:25:101:25:14

But when I set up a meeting with associates

1:25:141:25:17

and you don't go, it reflects poorly on me.

1:25:161:25:21

Don't set up any more.

1:25:191:25:21

I won't. I'll give you a job but I wanted you to see what's out there.

1:25:211:25:27

Maybe I don't want to spend my life explaining shit to people.

1:25:271:25:32

I think you could show me some appreciation.

1:25:361:25:39

A little appreciation? Do you know how easy this is for me?

1:25:391:25:44

Any idea how easy? This is a fuckin' joke!

1:25:441:25:47

I'm sorry you can't do this!

1:25:471:25:49

Because I wouldn't have to sit here

1:25:491:25:51

and watch you fuck it up!

1:25:511:25:53

You'd have more time to sit around and get drunk.

1:25:561:26:00

You're right. This is probably a total waste of my time.

1:26:001:26:06

You're right, Will.

1:26:181:26:20

I can't do this proof.

1:26:231:26:25

And you can. Only about a handful of people in the world

1:26:261:26:31

can tell the difference between you and me.

1:26:311:26:34

But I'm one of them.

1:26:341:26:38

Sorry.

1:26:351:26:38

So am I.

1:26:361:26:38

Most days I wish I'd never met you.

1:26:381:26:41

Because then I could sleep at night.

1:26:431:26:46

I wouldn't have to walk around with the knowledge

1:26:461:26:49

that there's someone like you out there.

1:26:491:26:53

I wouldn't have to watch you throw it all away.

1:26:571:27:01

BILL PLAYS KEYS ON PIANO

1:27:051:27:08

Bill, hold it. Did you hear that?

1:27:081:27:11

GROANING

1:27:111:27:13

Morgan!

1:27:131:27:15

If you're watching pornos in my mom's room, I'll give you a beating!

1:27:151:27:20

DOOR SLAMS

1:27:221:27:24

FOOTSTEPS

1:27:241:27:26

What's up, fellas?

1:27:351:27:37

Why don't you jerk off in your own house? That's fuckin' filthy.

1:27:371:27:42

I don't have a VCR in the house.

1:27:421:27:44

Come on, not in my glove.

1:27:471:27:50

I didn't use the glove.

1:27:501:27:52

That's my little league glove.

1:27:521:27:54

What do you want me to do?

1:27:561:27:58

I mean, what's wrong with you? You'll hump a baseball glove?

1:27:581:28:03

I didn't. I just used it for the clean-up.

1:28:031:28:06

ALL LAUGH

1:28:061:28:08

Don't jerk off in my mother's room!

1:28:081:28:13

Is there another VCR in the house?

1:28:101:28:13

So why do you think I should work for the National Security Agency?

1:28:131:28:18

Well, you'd be working on the cutting edge.

1:28:181:28:21

You'd be exposed to technology you wouldn't see anywhere else

1:28:211:28:26

because we've classified it.

1:28:261:28:28

Superstring theory, chaos maths, advanced algorithms...

1:28:281:28:34

Code-breaking.

1:28:321:28:34

That's one aspect of what we do.

1:28:341:28:36

That is what you do. You handle 80% of the intelligence workload.

1:28:381:28:43

You're seven times the size of the CIA.

1:28:431:28:45

We don't like to brag about that.

1:28:451:28:48

But you're exactly right.

1:28:481:28:51

The way I see it, the question isn't why should you work for the NSA,

1:28:501:28:56

the question is, why shouldn't you?

1:28:561:28:59

Why shouldn't I work for the NSA?

1:28:591:29:02

It's a tough one. But I'll take a shot.

1:29:031:29:06

Say somebody gives me a code that no-one else can break.

1:29:061:29:10

Maybe I break it. I'm happy because I did my job well.

1:29:101:29:14

But maybe that code's the location of some rebel army.

1:29:141:29:17

Once they have it, they bomb a village where the rebels are.

1:29:171:29:22

1,500 people I had no problem with get killed.

1:29:221:29:25

Politicians send in the marines.

1:29:251:29:27

They don't give a shit. Their kid won't get shot.

1:29:271:29:31

It wasn't them when they got called - they were in the National Guard.

1:29:311:29:36

Some Southy kid takes shrapnel in the ass,

1:29:361:29:39

comes back to find his job got exported to that country,

1:29:391:29:43

the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his job at 15 cents a day.

1:29:431:29:47

He realises he was there

1:29:471:29:49

so we could install a government to sell us oil at a good price.

1:29:491:29:54

The oil companies use it to scare up domestic prices -

1:29:541:29:57

a little benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy.

1:29:571:30:02

They take their time bringing the oil back.

1:30:021:30:05

Maybe they hire an alcoholic skipper who plays slalom with the icebergs.

1:30:051:30:10

He hits one, spills oil and kills sea life in the Atlantic.

1:30:101:30:14

My buddy has no job, can't afford to drive, has to walk to interviews,

1:30:141:30:18

the shrapnel gives him haemorrhoids.

1:30:181:30:21

And he's starving because the only blue plate special

1:30:211:30:25

is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.

1:30:251:30:29

So, what did I think? I'm holding out for something better.

1:30:291:30:33

So, fuck it, why not just shoot my buddy,

1:30:331:30:36

give his job to his enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village,

1:30:361:30:40

club a seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard?

1:30:401:30:45

I can be elected president.

1:30:451:30:47

You feel like you're alone?

1:30:471:30:50

What?

1:30:481:30:50

Do you have a soul mate?

1:30:501:30:52

Define that.

1:30:531:30:55

Somebody who challenges you.

1:30:551:30:58

Er, Chuckie.

1:30:591:31:04

He's family. He'd lie down in traffic for you.

1:31:001:31:04

I mean someone who opens up things for you, touches your soul.

1:31:041:31:09

I-I got it.

1:31:091:31:10

Who?

1:31:101:31:12

I got plenty.

1:31:121:31:15

Well, name them.

1:31:131:31:15

Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost, Kant, Pope, Locke...

1:31:151:31:18

They're all dead.

1:31:181:31:21

Not to me, they're not.

1:31:191:31:21

Not much dialogue with them.

1:31:211:31:23

You can't give back to them, Will.

1:31:231:31:26

Not without smelling salts and a heater.

1:31:261:31:29

That's what I'm saying.

1:31:291:31:31

You'll never have that relationship when you can't take the first step.

1:31:311:31:36

All you see is every negative thing 10 miles away.

1:31:361:31:39

You taking the professor's side?

1:31:391:31:43

Don't shit me.

1:31:411:31:43

I didn't want the job.

1:31:431:31:47

It's not about the job.

1:31:441:31:47

You can do anything. You are bound by nothing.

1:31:461:31:50

What are you passionate about? What do you want?

1:31:501:31:53

Some guys work their entire life

1:31:531:31:55

laying bricks so their kids have your chances.

1:31:551:31:59

I didn't ask for this.

1:31:591:32:02

You were born with it. Don't cop out.

1:32:011:32:04

Cop out? What's wrong with laying brick?

1:32:041:32:07

Nothing.

1:32:071:32:08

That's somebody's home I'm building.

1:32:081:32:11

My dad laid brick. Busted his ass for my education.

1:32:111:32:15

Exactly! An honourable trade!

1:32:151:32:17

Like fixing a car so people can get to work. Honour in that!

1:32:171:32:21

Yeah. And there's honour in taking a long train ride

1:32:211:32:25

so college kids have clean floors.

1:32:251:32:27

That's real work.

1:32:271:32:30

That's right.

1:32:281:32:30

Sure that's why you took that job.

1:32:301:32:33

For the honour of it(!)

1:32:331:32:35

I have a question. You could be a janitor anywhere.

1:32:351:32:39

Why work at the most prestigious college in the whole fucking world?

1:32:391:32:43

Why did you sneak around at night, finishing off formulas

1:32:431:32:48

and then lie about it?

1:32:481:32:50

Cos I don't see a lot of honour in that, Will.

1:32:511:32:55

So, what do you really want to do?

1:32:581:33:01

I want to be a shepherd.

1:33:041:33:06

Really?

1:33:061:33:07

Get a nice little spread, get some sheep and tend to them.

1:33:071:33:11

Maybe you should.

1:33:111:33:13

What?

1:33:131:33:14

If you're gonna jerk off, do it with a moist towel.

1:33:141:33:18

You chucking me?

1:33:181:33:21

Get the fuck out.

1:33:191:33:21

No! Time's not up yet!

1:33:191:33:21

You're wasting my fucking time.

1:33:211:33:24

I thought we were friends!

1:33:241:33:26

Playtime's over.

1:33:261:33:28

Why are you kicking me out? You're lecturing me on life, you burnout?

1:33:281:33:33

-What winds you?

-Working with you.

1:33:331:33:35

Where's your soul mate? Where is she?

1:33:351:33:38

-Dead.

-Right, she's dead!

1:33:381:33:40

You cash in your chips and leave!

1:33:401:33:43

-At least I played a hand.

-You played and lost!

1:33:431:33:47

Some people lose a big hand and have the sack to ante up again!

1:33:471:33:51

What do you want to do?

1:33:511:33:53

You and your bullshit. You got a bullshit answer for everybody.

1:33:591:34:03

But I ask you a simple question and you can't give me an answer.

1:34:031:34:08

Because you don't know.

1:34:091:34:12

See you, Bo-Peep.

1:34:131:34:15

Fuck you.

1:34:181:34:21

You're the shepherd.

1:34:191:34:21

Shepherd! Right little prick.

1:34:251:34:28

I just wanted to, you know, call you up before you left.

1:34:301:34:36

'I'm taking job interviews. I'm not gonna be a construction worker.'

1:34:361:34:41

I never cared about that.

1:34:411:34:43

Yeah.

1:34:441:34:46

I love you.

1:34:491:34:50

Will...

1:34:541:34:57

You...take care.

1:34:581:35:00

Bye.

1:35:041:35:06

# Says I've seen your picture

1:35:081:35:10

# On a hundred-dollar bill

1:35:101:35:15

# What's a game of chance to you?

1:35:151:35:18

# He was wrong

1:35:181:35:20

# Thrill skill

1:35:221:35:24

# So glad to meet you, Angeles

1:35:241:35:29

# Picking up the ticket shows

1:35:321:35:34

# There's money to be made

1:35:341:35:38

# Go on, lose the gamble

1:35:391:35:41

# That's the history of the trade

1:35:421:35:46

# Did you add up all the cards left to play

1:35:461:35:51

# To zero?

1:35:541:35:56

# Summoning up the people, Angeles

1:35:561:35:59

# Don't start me trying... #

1:36:021:36:05

Will!

1:36:091:36:10

Will, that's it! We're done!

1:36:121:36:14

I'm sitting in your office and the boy isn't here.

1:36:141:36:18

Well, it's ten past five.

1:36:181:36:20

An hour and ten minutes late?

1:36:201:36:23

What if he doesn't show? I file a report and he goes back to jail.

1:36:261:36:31

It won't be on my conscience.

1:36:311:36:33

OK. Fine.

1:36:361:36:38

What's up?

1:36:401:36:43

Thanks.

1:36:441:36:46

Ahh. Ah.

1:36:491:36:51

Fuck, that's good.

1:36:511:36:52

So, how's your lady?

1:36:561:36:58

Ah, she's gone.

1:36:581:37:00

Gone? Gone where?

1:37:011:37:03

Med school. Medical school in California.

1:37:031:37:07

-Really?

-Yeah.

1:37:071:37:09

When was this?

1:37:091:37:12

Just a week ago.

1:37:101:37:12

That sucks.

1:37:161:37:18

When are you done with those meetings?

1:37:191:37:23

Like the week after I'm 21.

1:37:241:37:26

They gonna hook you up with a job?

1:37:261:37:29

Yeah, fucking sit in a room and do long division for 50 years.

1:37:291:37:33

Probably make some nice bank.

1:37:331:37:38

Yeah, and be a fucking lab rat.

1:37:361:37:38

Better than this shit. A way out of here.

1:37:381:37:41

What do I want a way out for? I'm gonna live here the rest of my life.

1:37:411:37:45

Be neighbours, have little kids,

1:37:451:37:48

take 'em to little league together up Foley Field.

1:37:481:37:52

You're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way...

1:37:531:37:58

In 20 years, if you're still here,

1:37:581:38:00

coming over to watch the Patriots game, still working in construction,

1:38:001:38:05

I'll fuckin' kill you. That's a fact.

1:38:051:38:08

What the fuck you talking about?

1:38:081:38:12

You've got something none of us has.

1:38:091:38:12

Come on! Why is it always "I owe it to myself"? What if I don't want to?

1:38:121:38:17

No, no, fuck you! You don't owe it to yourself. You owe it to me.

1:38:171:38:22

Tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50. And still doing this shit.

1:38:221:38:28

That's all right. That's fine.

1:38:271:38:30

I mean, you're sitting on a winning lottery ticket.

1:38:301:38:33

You're too much of a pussy to cash it in. And that's bullshit.

1:38:331:38:37

I'd do fuckin' anything to have what you got. So would any of the guys.

1:38:371:38:43

It'd be an insult to us if you're still here in 20 years.

1:38:431:38:46

Here is a fuckin' waste of your time.

1:38:461:38:49

You don't know that.

1:38:491:38:53

I don't?

1:38:501:38:53

No, you don't know that.

1:38:511:38:53

I'll tell you what I know.

1:38:531:38:56

Every day I come by your house and pick you up.

1:38:561:38:59

We go and have a few drinks and laughs and it's great.

1:38:591:39:03

Know what the best part of my day is?

1:39:031:39:05

It's for about ten seconds from the curb until I reach your door.

1:39:051:39:10

Cos I think maybe I'll go and knock and you won't be there.

1:39:101:39:14

No "goodbye", no "see you later", nothing. You just left.

1:39:141:39:18

I don't know much

1:39:181:39:21

but I know that.

1:39:211:39:23

This is a disaster, Sean.

1:39:331:39:35

I brought you in here to help me with the boy,

1:39:351:39:39

not to run him out.

1:39:391:39:42

I know what I'm doing.

1:39:401:39:42

I don't care if you have a rapport!

1:39:421:39:44

But don't undermine what I'm doing.

1:39:441:39:47

Undermine?

1:39:471:39:49

This boy is at a fragile point.

1:39:491:39:53

He's got problems.

1:39:511:39:53

That he's better off as a janitor or in jail

1:39:531:39:57

or hanging out with gorillas?

1:39:571:40:00

Why do you think he does that? Got any fucking clue why?

1:40:001:40:03

He can handle the problems and he obviously handled you.

1:40:031:40:07

Gerry, why is he hiding?

1:40:071:40:10

Why doesn't he trust anybody?

1:40:101:40:12

He was abandoned by people who should've loved him!

1:40:121:40:16

Oh, that Freudian crap!

1:40:141:40:16

Why does he hang out with gorillas?

1:40:161:40:19

Because for him, they'd take a bat to your head! That's loyalty.

1:40:191:40:24

Very touching.

1:40:241:40:26

Who's he handling? He pushes people away before they can leave him!

1:40:261:40:32

For 20 years, he's been alone.

1:40:321:40:34

Push him, it'll be the same thing. I'm not gonna let that happen.

1:40:341:40:39

Don't you do that, Sean.

1:40:391:40:41

Don't tell him it's OK to quit, to be a failure

1:40:411:40:45

because it's not OK!

1:40:451:40:47

If you're angry at me for being what you could've been...

1:40:471:40:52

I'm not angry at you.

1:40:501:40:52

Yes, you're angry. You resent me. I won't apologise for my success.

1:40:521:40:57

You're angry at me for doing what you could have done!

1:40:571:41:02

You want Will to feel that way? Like a failure?

1:41:021:41:05

You arrogant shit! That's why I don't come to the reunions.

1:41:051:41:09

I can't stand that look in your eye -

1:41:091:41:12

that condescending, embarrassed -

1:41:121:41:17

Come on.

1:41:141:41:17

You think I'm a failure.

1:41:151:41:17

I'm proud of what I do. It was a conscious choice. I didn't fuck up!

1:41:171:41:21

You think I'm a pity case!

1:41:211:41:23

You and your kiss-ass chorus, going, "Fields Medal!"

1:41:231:41:27

Why are you still so afraid of failure?!

1:41:271:41:30

It's about my medal, is it?! Oh, God, you can have it!

1:41:301:41:34

Shove it up your ass! I don't give a shit about it!

1:41:341:41:38

I knew you before you were a mathematical god.

1:41:381:41:41

When you didn't know what side of the bed to piss on!

1:41:411:41:45

Yeah, you're smarter than me. Don't blame me for your life.

1:41:451:41:49

I don't! It's not about you, you dick! It's about the boy!

1:41:491:41:54

He's a good kid! I won't see you fuck him up

1:41:541:41:57

like you're trying to fuck up me and make him feel like a failure!

1:41:571:42:01

-He won't be a failure!

-But if you push him...

1:42:011:42:05

Sean, I am what I am because I was pushed and learned to push myself!

1:42:051:42:10

He's not you! Do you get that?!

1:42:101:42:13

-I can come back.

-No. Come in.

1:42:141:42:16

Um... I was just leaving.

1:42:161:42:18

A lot of that goes back a long way between me and him. Not about you.

1:42:301:42:36

What is that?

1:42:411:42:47

It's your file. Have to send it back to the judge for evaluation.

1:42:421:42:47

Oh. You're not gonna fail me, are you?

1:42:471:42:50

What's it say?

1:42:551:42:57

Want to read it?

1:42:571:42:59

Why?

1:42:591:43:01

Have you had experience with that?

1:43:031:43:09

20 years of counsellling. I've seen some shit.

1:43:051:43:09

I mean, have you had any experience with that?

1:43:091:43:13

Personally?

1:43:171:43:19

-Yeah.

-Yeah, I have.

1:43:191:43:21

Sure ain't good.

1:43:221:43:24

My father was an alcoholic.

1:43:271:43:30

Mean fuckin' drunk.

1:43:301:43:33

He'd come home hammered, looking to wale on somebody.

1:43:321:43:37

I'd provoke him, so he wouldn't go after my mother and brother.

1:43:371:43:41

Interesting nights were when he wore his rings.

1:43:411:43:46

He used to just put a wrench, a stick and a belt on the table

1:43:461:43:53

and just say, "Choose."

1:43:521:43:54

I gotta go with the belt.

1:43:541:43:56

I used to go with the wrench.

1:43:561:43:58

Why the wrench?

1:43:581:44:03

Cos fuck him - that's why.

1:44:011:44:03

Your foster father?

1:44:031:44:06

Yeah.

1:44:041:44:06

What is it? Will has an attachment disorder? Is it all that stuff?

1:44:061:44:11

Fear of abandonment? Is that why I broke up with Skylar?

1:44:121:44:18

I didn't know you had.

1:44:181:44:21

I did.

1:44:191:44:21

Wanna talk about it?

1:44:211:44:25

No.

1:44:221:44:25

Hey, Will... I don't know a lot...

1:44:271:44:31

..but you see this?

1:44:321:44:35

All this shit?

1:44:341:44:37

It's not your fault.

1:44:411:44:43

Yeah, I know that.

1:44:441:44:46

Look at me, son.

1:44:461:44:48

It's not your fault.

1:44:501:44:52

I know.

1:44:511:44:54

It's not your fault.

1:44:541:44:56

I know.

1:44:591:45:02

No, no, you don't.

1:45:001:45:02

It's not your fault. Hmm?

1:45:021:45:04

I know.

1:45:041:45:08

It's not your fault.

1:45:061:45:08

All right.

1:45:081:45:09

It's not your fault.

1:45:091:45:11

It's not your fault.

1:45:131:45:15

Don't fuck with me.

1:45:151:45:19

It's not your fault.

1:45:201:45:22

Don't fuck with me! Not you!

1:45:221:45:24

It's not your fault.

1:45:241:45:26

HE SOBS

1:45:301:45:32

It's not your fault.

1:45:341:45:36

HE SOBS LOUDLY

1:45:391:45:41

Oh, God!

1:45:431:45:45

Oh, God,

1:45:451:45:46

I'm so sorry.

1:45:461:45:49

Fuck them, OK?

1:46:021:46:05

Can I help you?

1:47:271:47:32

I'm Will Hunting. I'm here about a position.

1:47:281:47:32

Have a seat for a moment.

1:47:311:47:34

Which one did you take?

1:48:001:48:02

It was over at McNeil. One of the jobs the professor set me up with.

1:48:021:48:07

I haven't told him yet, but I went and talked to my new boss.

1:48:071:48:11

He seemed like a good guy.

1:48:111:48:14

Is that what you want?

1:48:141:48:16

Yeah, you know, I think so.

1:48:171:48:19

Good for you. Congratulations.

1:48:201:48:22

Thanks.

1:48:221:48:24

Time's up.

1:48:271:48:29

So, that's... So that's it? So, we're done?

1:48:321:48:35

Yeah, that's it. You're done. You're a free man.

1:48:351:48:39

Well... I...just want you to know, Sean, that...

1:48:421:48:46

You're welcome, Will.

1:48:461:48:48

So, I...hope we keep in touch.

1:48:531:48:56

Yeah, me, too. I'll be travelling a bit. It'll be a little hard.

1:48:561:49:01

But I got an answering machine I'll check in with.

1:49:011:49:05

So...if you call that, I'll get back to you right away.

1:49:051:49:10

Yeah, I figured I'm just gonna put my money back on the table

1:49:121:49:17

and see what kind of cards I get.

1:49:171:49:19

You do what's in your heart, son. You'll be fine.

1:49:191:49:23

Thank you, Sean.

1:49:281:49:29

Thank you, Will.

1:49:301:49:32

Does this violate the patient-doctor relationship?

1:49:341:49:38

Nah. Only if you grab my ass.

1:49:381:49:41

HE CHUCKLES

1:49:391:49:41

Take care.

1:49:421:49:45

You, too.

1:49:431:49:45

Yeah.

1:49:451:49:47

Hey...

1:49:481:49:51

Good luck, son.

1:49:511:49:53

< Two beers!

1:50:041:50:06

So, did you guys go?

1:50:091:50:13

Nah. Had to talk 'em down.

1:50:111:50:13

Why didn't you yoke 'em?

1:50:131:50:16

Morgan's got a lot of scrap doin'.

1:50:141:50:16

People try to whip his ass. Kid won't back down.

1:50:161:50:21

< What you sayin' about me?

1:50:191:50:21

Was I talkin' to you? Mind your fuckin' business.

1:50:211:50:25

-Go get me a beer.

-I ordered two beers!

1:50:251:50:28

Hey, asshole. Happy birthday.

1:50:281:50:31

Thought we forgot, huh, bitch?

1:50:311:50:33

All right, who's first?

1:50:361:50:38

Who's first? Come on.

1:50:381:50:40

# Oh, Danny boy! #

1:50:401:50:42

There's your present.

1:50:421:50:44

What?

1:50:461:50:47

We knew you had to get to Cambridge for your new job

1:50:471:50:51

and I wasn't gonna fuckin' drive you, so...

1:50:511:50:54

Fuckin' kidding me.

1:50:541:50:56

Morgan wanted to get a T pass.

1:50:561:51:00

That's not what I was saying!

1:50:571:51:00

But, er... 21 now, so...

1:51:001:51:02

You're legally allowed to drink, so you need a car. How d'you like it?

1:51:021:51:07

This is like...

1:51:071:51:09

This is the ugliest fuckin' car I've ever seen!

1:51:091:51:13

ALL LAUGH

1:51:131:51:14

-Come on, bro.

-How'd you do this?

1:51:141:51:16

Me and Bill scraped together the parts

1:51:161:51:19

and Morgan was panhandling for change every day.

1:51:191:51:23

I did all bodywork.

1:51:231:51:26

Helluva fuckin' job, too.

1:51:241:51:26

Guy's been hassling about a job. I had to let him help.

1:51:261:51:30

You finally got a job?

1:51:301:51:34

Had one. Now I'm fucked again.

1:51:311:51:34

What is it? A lawnmower?

1:51:341:51:38

It's a fuckin' six.

1:51:351:51:38

We bought this engine.

1:51:361:51:38

It's a good car. The engine's good.

1:51:381:51:41

Happy 21, Will.

1:51:421:51:45

Happy 21, bro.

1:51:441:51:45

Hi.

1:51:531:51:54

Come on in.

1:51:541:51:56

Sean, I, um...

1:51:591:52:01

Me, too, Gerry.

1:52:011:52:05

Yeah, good.

1:52:031:52:05

I heard you're taking some time.

1:52:071:52:14

Yeah. Travel a little bit, maybe write.

1:52:101:52:14

So, where are you going?

1:52:141:52:16

India, China...and Baltimore.

1:52:161:52:20

Oh.

1:52:201:52:22

Do you know when you'll be back?

1:52:221:52:25

Yeah. Got this flyer the other day.

1:52:251:52:29

Class of '72 is having a reunion in six months.

1:52:291:52:33

I got one of those, too.

1:52:311:52:33

Why don't you come? I'll buy you a drink.

1:52:331:52:38

The drinks are free.

1:52:351:52:38

I know, Gerry. I was being ironical.

1:52:381:52:42

Oh...

1:52:451:52:46

How about a drink right now?

1:52:461:52:49

Yeah, that's a good idea.

1:52:491:52:52

Come on. This one's on me.

1:52:521:52:55

Got the winner right here, pal. Yes, sir, this is the one.

1:52:571:53:02

This is my ticket to paradise.

1:53:021:53:05

Know the odds against winning?

1:53:051:53:10

Four to one?

1:53:071:53:10

About 30 million to one.

1:53:081:53:10

I still have a shot.

1:53:101:53:12

About as big a chance as you being hit by lightning on these stairs.

1:53:121:53:17

It's a possibility, Gerry. I mean, 30 million...

1:53:171:53:21

CLOCK CHIMES

1:53:211:53:23

HORN HONKS

1:54:141:54:16

Will!

1:54:471:54:49

Will!

1:55:071:55:08

HORN HONKS

1:55:461:55:48

He's not there.

1:56:141:56:16

# I'll fake it through the day... #

1:56:321:56:36

WILL: 'If the professor calls about that job,

1:56:361:56:39

'just tell him, sorry, I had to go see about a girl. Will.'

1:56:391:56:44

Son of a bitch. He stole my line.

1:56:471:56:50

# Two tickets torn in half

1:56:531:56:58

# And a lot of nothing to do

1:56:581:57:03

# Do you miss me?

1:57:031:57:06

# Miss misery

1:57:061:57:10

# Like you say you do?

1:57:101:57:13

# I know you'd rather see me gone

1:57:151:57:19

# Than to see me

1:57:191:57:23

# The way that I am

1:57:231:57:27

# That I am and no life anyway

1:57:271:57:31

# To take its toll and laugh a lot

1:57:331:57:39

# Nothing to do

1:57:391:57:41

# Do you miss me

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# Miss misery

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# Like you say you do

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# I know you'd rather see me gone

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# Than to see me

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# The way that I am

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# And no life anyway

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# Next-door TV's flashing

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# Blue frames on the wall

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# It's a comedy of errors, you see

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# It's about taking a fall

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# To vent at you to oblivion

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# It's easy to do

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# And I try to leave

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# But you know me

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# I come back when you want me to

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# Do you miss me?

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# Miss misery... #

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