It Runs in the Family

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Look over my right shoulder.	0:02:02	0:02:04
Good.	0:02:06	0:02:08
Look over my left shoulder.	0:02:08	0:02:11
Very good.	0:02:11	0:02:12
You know, Mr Gromberg...	0:02:13	0:02:15
You're not going to want to hear this...	0:02:15	0:02:18
But for a man of your age...	0:02:18	0:02:20
less than a year after a stroke, you are in remarkable shape.	0:02:20	0:02:25
Well, my damn ticker...	0:02:25	0:02:27
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom - a mile a minute.	0:02:27	0:02:31
Well, your cardiogram showed no abnormalities.	0:02:31	0:02:33
Blood pressure - high?	0:02:33	0:02:35
Your blood pressure? Better than mine.	0:02:35	0:02:37
How about my liver?	0:02:38	0:02:41
Your liver's holding up perfectly.	0:02:41	0:02:43
- Kidneys? - Fine.	0:02:43	0:02:45
- What about this? - What?	0:02:45	0:02:47
What, this?	0:02:47	0:02:49
That's dry skin, Mr Gromberg. It's not cancer.	0:02:49	0:02:52
- Say, "Ah." - Ah.	0:02:54	0:02:57
So, are you still seeing your speech therapist?	0:02:57	0:03:00
No. She talks worse than I do.	0:03:00	0:03:03
Well, I hate to tell you this, Mr Gromberg...	0:03:03	0:03:06
but it looks like you still have a few good years left.	0:03:06	0:03:09
"A few good years."	0:03:09	0:03:12
How do you know? Do you talk to the man upstairs?	0:03:12	0:03:16
SCHOOL BELL RINGS	0:03:16	0:03:19
Hey, Gromberg, what's that supposed to be?	0:03:19	0:03:22
- A sensei. - A what?	0:03:22	0:03:25
A sensei. A karate sensei.	0:03:25	0:03:27
Yeah? Has your karate guy ever seen a pair of these before?	0:03:27	0:03:30
Morning, everyone. I'd like you to join me in welcoming back...	0:03:32	0:03:35
your classmate Abigail Staley.	0:03:35	0:03:38
Most of you have known her since kindergarten.	0:03:38	0:03:40
Is there something you'd care to share with us, gentlemen?	0:03:40	0:03:43
So, no matter what you've heard...	0:03:43	0:03:45
over the last couple of months...	0:03:45	0:03:47
I know that you will be kind and considerate.	0:03:47	0:03:51
Isn't that right, Mr Cooper?	0:03:51	0:03:53
Abby.	0:03:53	0:03:55
What the hell are you looking at?	0:03:55	0:03:56
What the hell are you looking at?	0:03:59	0:04:01
Gromberg, I am going to have...	0:04:04	0:04:06
the red-lined Martine agreement...	0:04:06	0:04:07
in time for the meeting, aren't I?	0:04:07	0:04:08
I am working on it as we speak, Barney.	0:04:08	0:04:11
- Just checking. - Sure thing. (Asshole.)	0:04:11	0:04:14
- Alex? - Yeah.	0:04:14	0:04:17
I have your wife on line two.	0:04:17	0:04:18
What time are the Martine people getting here?	0:04:18	0:04:20
- Any minute. - Shit.	0:04:20	0:04:23
Yeah, hiya, Bec.	0:04:23	0:04:24
Hi. I have five minutes between patients.	0:04:24	0:04:26
I just needed a moment of sanity.	0:04:26	0:04:28
So you're calling me?	0:04:28	0:04:30
Am I on speaker phone?	0:04:32	0:04:33
I'm sorry, honey. I'm up to my ass with this Martine thing.	0:04:33	0:04:35
Oh, OK. Don't forget your parents are coming at 6.30.	0:04:35	0:04:38
Don't you dare be late.	0:04:38	0:04:40
And they're bringing Uncle Stephen.	0:04:40	0:04:43
Oh, my God. Better get out the body bags.	0:04:43	0:04:46
I'll pick up some matzo on my way home...	0:04:46	0:04:47
after the soup kitchen.	0:04:47	0:04:48
- OK, bye. - Bye, love.	0:04:48	0:04:51
Got a minute?	0:04:51	0:04:52
Oh, Deb, Deb, Deb, please.	0:04:53	0:04:55
This is Rosario. She's the sister-in-law...	0:04:55	0:04:57
to Marielena, who cleans my house.	0:04:57	0:04:59
It's very nice to meet you, Rosario.	0:04:59	0:05:01
- If you'll excuse me... - Rosario has a problem.	0:05:01	0:05:04
She lives with her four sons...	0:05:04	0:05:06
her sister, her sister's husband, and their three kids.	0:05:06	0:05:09
And they haven't had hot water for three months.	0:05:09	0:05:11
And they just made it through the winter without heat.	0:05:11	0:05:13
ROSARIO SPEAKS SPANISH	0:05:13	0:05:15
Almost made it through.	0:05:15	0:05:17
Her father just passed away from pneumonia.	0:05:17	0:05:20
Sorry. I'm sorry about your dad...	0:05:20	0:05:22
but I don't know what you want me to do.	0:05:22	0:05:24
I haven't done public advocacy stuff in years.	0:05:26	0:05:29
Well, it's what you should be doing.	0:05:29	0:05:32
All right, Rosario. OK.	0:05:34	0:05:36
I'll take a look at this. I'll see what I can do, OK?	0:05:36	0:05:38
Gracias, senor. Muchas gracias.	0:05:38	0:05:39
No problema.	0:05:39	0:05:41
Is someone coming to pick you up later, Mrs Gromberg?	0:05:44	0:05:46
Yes, my grandson.	0:05:46	0:05:48
Oh, well, you let us know if you need a taxi, OK?	0:05:48	0:05:51
You shouldn't be walking.	0:05:51	0:05:52
I have two grandsons.	0:05:52	0:05:54
Eli's the youngest. He's eleven. He's Pappy's favourite.	0:05:54	0:05:58
And Asher's the one who's picking me up.	0:05:58	0:06:01
I didn't want him to bother, but my son insisted.	0:06:01	0:06:04
Asher's very laid out.	0:06:04	0:06:07
Laid back.	0:06:07	0:06:09
Oh. Back.	0:06:09	0:06:12
Right. Laid back.	0:06:12	0:06:14
Are you among the living today, Mr Gromberg?	0:06:14	0:06:18
Yeah, I'm here, man. Ask away. What do you want to know?	0:06:18	0:06:20
I asked you if you had any thoughts...	0:06:20	0:06:22
on the progress of Mr Stein's one-act play...	0:06:22	0:06:24
Three Kikes And A Heeb.	0:06:24	0:06:26
Yeah, I mean, to tell you the truth, sir...	0:06:26	0:06:28
I was completely blown away by this piece of material here.	0:06:28	0:06:31
I mean, Stein, man, that part where you have...	0:06:31	0:06:34
you know, the antagonist antagonizing the protagonist?	0:06:34	0:06:37
- I mean, that was... - What is he talking about?	0:06:37	0:06:38
- That was rock-solid, man. - This is ridiculous.	0:06:38	0:06:40
How many pages of Mr Stein's hard work did you actually read?	0:06:40	0:06:43
That's a good question.	0:06:43	0:06:44
I believe it was all but the last nineteen, sir.	0:06:44	0:06:48
- Out of twenty? - Mr Edwards.	0:06:48	0:06:51
Not bad. Yes, Ms Maloney.	0:06:51	0:06:54
I am amazed at you people.	0:06:54	0:06:57
Did no one but I find the sickening display...	0:06:58	0:07:00
of anti-Semitism dripping from every page incredibly offensive?	0:07:00	0:07:03
- I did. I certainly did. - Would you...? Thank you.	0:07:03	0:07:05
I am sorry, but when you have a Jewish character...	0:07:05	0:07:07
playing charades, and you devote ten pages...	0:07:07	0:07:09
to his feeble attempt at acting out the word "holocaust"...	0:07:09	0:07:12
and make no condemnation of the Nazis...	0:07:12	0:07:14
I'm sorry?	0:07:14	0:07:15
I mean, do you have no sense of decency?	0:07:15	0:07:16
- Have you no sense of humour? - Humour?	0:07:16	0:07:19
How can I be anti-Semitic? I was bar mitzvahed.	0:07:19	0:07:22
MOBILE BEEPS	0:07:22	0:07:24
Oh, I'm sorry about that, guys.	0:07:24	0:07:26
It's my grandma. I gotta pick her up.	0:07:26	0:07:28
Could you possibly be any more unappealing?	0:07:28	0:07:30
You are like a zoo monkey smeared in his own faeces.	0:07:33	0:07:36
Someone should follow you around with a pooper scooper.	0:07:36	0:07:39
Pooper scooper, huh?	0:07:39	0:07:41
OK, Mr Gromberg, show a little class on your way out, please.	0:07:44	0:07:47
Yes, sir.	0:07:47	0:07:48
- Watch out, man. - Yo, dude!	0:07:52	0:07:53
OK, my beautiful ladies...	0:07:53	0:07:54
today, we are running a little bit of a special.	0:07:54	0:07:57
Two bags for ninety.	0:07:58	0:08:00
Nicky said he got two for one twenty.	0:08:00	0:08:03
Well, for Nicky, two bags are one twenty.	0:08:03	0:08:05
But for Katie and Erica, two bags are ninety.	0:08:05	0:08:09
Do you take cheques?	0:08:12	0:08:13
Cash only, sweetie.	0:08:13	0:08:16
I don't have any cash.	0:08:16	0:08:17
Oh, shit. I gotta get outta here.	0:08:17	0:08:19
But I have to go to an ATM.	0:08:19	0:08:21
Don't worry about it. I'll get you guys next time.	0:08:21	0:08:24
You see, Dr Gromberg...	0:08:25	0:08:27
in the window was this display of socks.	0:08:27	0:08:31
Beautiful, fun socks.	0:08:31	0:08:34
Every colour imaginable.	0:08:34	0:08:37
Cashmere.	0:08:37	0:08:38
Next thing I know...	0:08:38	0:08:40
the saleswoman is wrapping up ten pairs for me.	0:08:40	0:08:43
Forty bucks a pair.	0:08:43	0:08:44
That's a lot of money for socks.	0:08:44	0:08:46
Does Noah buy you special gifts?	0:08:46	0:08:49
I can't remember the last time...	0:08:49	0:08:51
he came home with anything for me.	0:08:51	0:08:54
- Son of a bitch. - Sir?	0:08:56	0:09:00
No, no, not you.	0:09:00	0:09:01
My ex-partner - Kipling.	0:09:01	0:09:04
He died.	0:09:04	0:09:06
At last!	0:09:09	0:09:11
We're here, sir.	0:09:17	0:09:18
Stephen, your brother is here.	0:09:21	0:09:25
Ahoy, Captain. Are you ready to go?	0:09:25	0:09:29
Where are we going?	0:09:29	0:09:32
Pesach. We're going to a seder.	0:09:33	0:09:36
- Passover? - Yes.	0:09:37	0:09:39
HE SINGS	0:09:40	0:09:43
Not yet, not yet.	0:09:43	0:09:46
Gefilte fish?	0:09:46	0:09:48
Mama makes good gefilte fish.	0:09:49	0:09:52
Gefilte fish, yes...	0:09:52	0:09:54
But not Mama's.	0:09:54	0:09:57
Zabar's.	0:09:57	0:09:59
My daughter-in-law can't cook.	0:09:59	0:10:03
Ew! Ew! What are they doing? That's gross.	0:10:03	0:10:06
You don't know what that is? That's sixty-nine.	0:10:06	0:10:09
Sixty-nine's all right, but it's nothing like oral sex.	0:10:09	0:10:13
Get away! Get off, Shea!	0:10:15	0:10:18
Anybody wet their Pampers today?	0:10:20	0:10:22
No. You?	0:10:22	0:10:25
Hey, you. You're in little Abby Staley's class, right?	0:10:25	0:10:29
Well, you tell little Abby...	0:10:31	0:10:32
that she never finished what she started.	0:10:32	0:10:34
Tell her I've waited too long, and my balls are gonna burst.	0:10:34	0:10:37
Whoa! Miss Congeniality!	0:10:43	0:10:45
Jesus, Gromberg. Are you following me?	0:10:45	0:10:47
Following you? Why would I be following you?	0:10:47	0:10:49
You just called me a zoo monkey smeared in my own faeces...	0:10:49	0:10:52
which I actually thought was kind of funny.	0:10:52	0:10:55
But, no, I'm actually just on my way uptown...	0:10:55	0:10:57
to go pick up my grandmother.	0:10:57	0:10:58
Your grandmother? Oh, please. That is such bullshit.	0:10:58	0:11:00
No, I am, I am. Sometimes I pick her up from dialysis.	0:11:00	0:11:03
Oh, you are so following me, and I wish you would stop it.	0:11:03	0:11:06
You know what, Peg? You excite me.	0:11:06	0:11:09
You are so moronic it is unreal.	0:11:09	0:11:12
Oh, screw me.	0:11:12	0:11:13
- I don't think so. - No, no, I gotta go.	0:11:13	0:11:15
But before I do, let me get your digits.	0:11:20	0:11:23
Excuse me?	0:11:23	0:11:24
Your phone number. I wanna give you a buzz.	0:11:24	0:11:26
You don't get the message, do you?	0:11:26	0:11:28
What do I have to do, barf on your Nikes?	0:11:28	0:11:30
Just give me your number...	0:11:30	0:11:31
and I'll quit hasslin' you, all right?	0:11:31	0:11:33
- It's on the class roster. - Oh, yeah?	0:11:33	0:11:35
Under "unavailable".	0:11:35	0:11:37
At least give me some skin.	0:11:37	0:11:39
Later.	0:11:42	0:11:43
Excuse me, is Mrs Gromberg here?	0:11:50	0:11:53
You just missed her. I put her in a taxi ten minutes ago.	0:11:53	0:11:55
Damn! Was she OK at least?	0:11:55	0:11:59
Listen, she's old. It takes a lot out of her.	0:11:59	0:12:02
If you can't be here on time...	0:12:02	0:12:04
get somebody else who can pick her up.	0:12:04	0:12:07
What kind of shit-ass portion is this? Now serve it up!	0:12:09	0:12:12
Everything OK here, Suzie?	0:12:12	0:12:13
I explained to him that we don't give seconds...	0:12:13	0:12:16
until everyone's had a turn.	0:12:16	0:12:17
She ain't gave me but a few carrots.	0:12:17	0:12:19
A man needs his vitamin E.	0:12:19	0:12:21
It's vitamin A, but you're right. It keeps the eyes sharp.	0:12:21	0:12:23
But we can't serve seconds till everybody gets their firsts.	0:12:23	0:12:25
But I'll tell you what I'm gonna do...	0:12:25	0:12:28
Why don't you sit down and enjoy your meal?	0:12:28	0:12:30
And I'm gonna make a plate here.	0:12:30	0:12:32
And if you're still hungry, you come on back here...	0:12:32	0:12:34
and this plate will be sittin' waitin' for you...	0:12:34	0:12:37
right...right here.	0:12:37	0:12:39
Aren't you the little peacemaker today?	0:12:39	0:12:41
- They should give you an award. - They already have...	0:12:51	0:12:54
Most Dishes Washed. Lake Kiamesha, 1966.	0:12:54	0:12:57
Yeah, but not for how many you do.	0:13:00	0:13:03
It's for how damn good you look when you do them.	0:13:03	0:13:06
- Wait. Wait a minute. - What?	0:13:06	0:13:09
Oh, don't tell me you haven't felt it.	0:13:09	0:13:12
Felt what?	0:13:12	0:13:13
The heat between us for weeks now.	0:13:13	0:13:16
- Suzie... - All the steam...	0:13:16	0:13:18
the chafing dishes.	0:13:18	0:13:19
- Suzie, Suzie. - What?	0:13:19	0:13:21
Oh, I'm so wet.	0:13:21	0:13:23
Come on, you know I'm married, Suzie.	0:13:23	0:13:25
Yeah, I do, and so am I.	0:13:25	0:13:27
You are such a troublemaker.	0:13:27	0:13:29
Oh, but you see, I'm kinda worth it, so...	0:13:29	0:13:31
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.	0:13:35	0:13:37
I can't do this.	0:13:41	0:13:42
Oh, you see, I have evidence to the contrary.	0:13:42	0:13:44
You said if I was still hungry...	0:14:08	0:14:12
HE LAUGHS	0:14:22	0:14:24
Suzie...	0:14:31	0:14:32
SALSA MUSIC PLAYS	0:14:34	0:14:36
Oh, thank you, no. It's a little early for me.	0:14:55	0:14:59
- Salud. - Salud.	0:14:59	0:15:02
OK, what can I do to help?	0:15:05	0:15:06
The dishes. Don't break any.	0:15:06	0:15:09
HE PLAYS HIS OWN KIND OF MUSIC	0:15:22	0:15:25
You're such the happy helper this evening, aren't you?	0:15:40	0:15:43
It's called survival, honey.	0:15:43	0:15:45
Mom?	0:15:49	0:15:51
Yeah, honey?	0:15:51	0:15:52
What a farkakte neighbourhood!	0:16:28	0:16:31
- Hello! - Hi!	0:16:32	0:16:34
- Hi, Mom. How are you? - Let me give you a kiss.	0:16:34	0:16:38
- Thank you. - Thank you.	0:16:38	0:16:40
Hi, Uncle Stephen! How are you?	0:16:40	0:16:42
- He's not deaf. - Hiya, Dad.	0:16:43	0:16:45
- How are you doing? - He's not deaf.	0:16:45	0:16:48
He's just demented.	0:16:48	0:16:49
- Where are the boys? - Eli!	0:16:49	0:16:52
- Where's Asher? - He'll be here any minute.	0:16:52	0:16:55
Everybody move into the living room.	0:16:55	0:16:56
- Can I get you a drink? - That'd be lovely, thank you.	0:16:56	0:16:58
You want the usual?	0:16:58	0:16:59
- Alex. - Yeah.	0:16:59	0:17:00
This year, please, some real wine.	0:17:00	0:17:04
- Mitchell. - Aw, you don't like...	0:17:04	0:17:06
The kosher wine we serve you, dad?	0:17:06	0:17:08
You schlep me all the way down here.	0:17:08	0:17:11
At least give me wine that I can drink.	0:17:11	0:17:14
Well, that's a point well taken, dad.	0:17:14	0:17:16
Would you get me a tequila while you're at it?	0:17:16	0:17:18
She's jumpin'! She's jumpin'! She's...	0:17:18	0:17:21
Stephen.	0:17:21	0:17:23
Grandma, Grandpa!	0:17:23	0:17:25
Give me five.	0:17:25	0:17:26
Now, Eli, this is important.	0:17:30	0:17:33
First...	0:17:33	0:17:34
A quick kick in the shins gets his attention.	0:17:35	0:17:40
Then, using the palm, whack!	0:17:40	0:17:44
Smack in the kisser.	0:17:44	0:17:46
Push his nose right into his brain.	0:17:46	0:17:49
Mitchell, what are you telling him?	0:17:49	0:17:51
Don't worry, don't worry.	0:17:51	0:17:53
Your finish - a knee right in the family jewels.	0:17:53	0:17:59
Mitchell, please refrain from filling my son's head...	0:17:59	0:18:02
With your blood-and-guts stories.	0:18:02	0:18:04
Every boy should know these things.	0:18:04	0:18:06
Every boy should not know these things.	0:18:06	0:18:08
- Yes, I should. - Yeah!	0:18:08	0:18:10
STEPHEN SINGS	0:18:10	0:18:12
Not yet, not yet.	0:18:13	0:18:15
Was he always like this?	0:18:20	0:18:23
Oh, no, dear.	0:18:23	0:18:24
No, Uncle Stephen was a great Navy man.	0:18:24	0:18:27
Very brave. > And very dashing in his uniform.	0:18:27	0:18:31
All right, everybody, let's come to the table.	0:18:34	0:18:37
Where's Asher?	0:18:37	0:18:38
He's probably hanging out on some street corner.	0:18:38	0:18:40
We'll go ahead and start. He'll join us when he gets here.	0:18:40	0:18:43
- Manners of a caveman. - Mama, you're there.	0:18:43	0:18:46
- Thank you, Mitchell. - What? He should be here.	0:18:46	0:18:49
HE RECITES	0:18:51	0:18:52
STEPHEN CHANTS	0:18:55	0:18:56
Not yet. Stephen!	0:18:56	0:18:58
Not yet.	0:18:58	0:19:00
"We thank you, O Lord our God...	0:19:00	0:19:02
"King of the Universe...	0:19:02	0:19:05
"who created the fruit of the vine."	0:19:05	0:19:08
Amen.	0:19:08	0:19:10
< Only 1927!	0:19:14	0:19:17
< Give me a hard-boiled...	0:19:19	0:19:22
This is the bread of our affliction...	0:19:22	0:19:24
And this one is the afikomen.	0:19:24	0:19:27
I will hide the afikomen... and don't you cheat.	0:19:27	0:19:31
"Why is it on all other nights during the year...	0:19:31	0:19:34
"we eat bread or matzo...	0:19:34	0:19:36
"but on this night we eat only matzo?"	0:19:36	0:19:37
MOBILE RINGS	0:19:37	0:19:38
- Excuse me. - Now what?	0:19:38	0:19:40
I'm sorry, son.	0:19:40	0:19:41
Alex, you have to take this now?	0:19:41	0:19:43
This may be an emergency.	0:19:43	0:19:44
Hey, my grandson is reading the four questions!	0:19:44	0:19:46
- Eli, please. I'm sorry. - No, it's OK.	0:19:46	0:19:48
No, no, no. Go ahead. Start again.	0:19:48	0:19:51
Ignores his duties at the firm for years.	0:19:51	0:19:54
- Now he has to work. - Mitchell, not now.	0:19:54	0:19:57
Wait a minute, wait a minute.	0:19:57	0:19:59
- What did you say? - You heard me.	0:19:59	0:20:01
You're talkin' to me about duty? Dad, I know all about duty.	0:20:01	0:20:04
Duty to my family as well as my work.	0:20:04	0:20:06
- What about me? - Alex, don't start this.	0:20:06	0:20:09
..but on this night... 'I mean, where were you, huh?'	0:20:09	0:20:13
At least I've made an effort to be here.	0:20:13	0:20:15
Eli, read it like you mean it.	0:20:15	0:20:20
- "Why is this night..." - Hey, everybody!	0:20:20	0:20:23
Well, at least you got here before Elijah did.	0:20:23	0:20:27
- Uncle Stephen, Pappy, Mom. - Hello, darling.	0:20:27	0:20:30
Hey, little man.	0:20:30	0:20:32
- Good to see you, son. - Good to see you, too, Dad.	0:20:32	0:20:34
- Glad you could make it. - Yeah, me, too.	0:20:34	0:20:36
You want to find out if anybody else would like the last piece?	0:20:41	0:20:43
Would anybody else like this last piece of brisket?	0:20:45	0:20:47
No, thanks.	0:20:47	0:20:48
At least somebody else here likes the wine.	0:20:48	0:20:49
You're not doing too bad yourself.	0:20:50	0:20:52
Mom, mean brisket.	0:20:52	0:20:55
It's my best work yet, isn't it?	0:20:55	0:20:56
It's wonderful.	0:20:56	0:20:57
What is it? Tell me, Stephen, tell me.	0:21:01	0:21:05
- Is he all right? - He's all right.	0:21:05	0:21:06
He's having a good time.	0:21:06	0:21:08
Abby Staley came back today.	0:21:08	0:21:10
- Who? - What, honey?	0:21:10	0:21:11
Abby Staley, she came back to class today.	0:21:11	0:21:13
- Who's she? - She did?	0:21:13	0:21:15
- Who did? - This little girl in his class.	0:21:15	0:21:17
She ran away with an older boy. She's twelve years old.	0:21:17	0:21:19
This happens at artsy-fartsy school?	0:21:19	0:21:22
- Kids run away? - Did you talk to her?	0:21:22	0:21:25
No, I don't even like her.	0:21:25	0:21:27
She thinks she's cooler than everybody else in the class.	0:21:27	0:21:29
If she wants to run away, it's OK with me.	0:21:29	0:21:31
You should be a little more compassionate than that.	0:21:31	0:21:33
She's obviously going through a very hard time right now.	0:21:33	0:21:35
Whatever.	0:21:35	0:21:37
Do you ever think about running away?	0:21:37	0:21:39
Sometimes.	0:21:39	0:21:40
I would run away, too, from such a farkakte school.	0:21:40	0:21:44
- That's helpful, Mitchell. - Come on, Dad, that's enough.	0:21:44	0:21:47
Enough!	0:21:47	0:21:49
He said it.	0:21:49	0:21:50
Good for you.	0:21:50	0:21:53
You want to tell us why you didn't pick up...	0:21:55	0:21:56
your grandmother from dialysis today?	0:21:56	0:21:58
Alex, you promised me you wouldn't say anything.	0:21:58	0:22:00
- It's no big deal. - I think it's a big deal.	0:22:00	0:22:02
Asher, we ask so little of you. We counted on you...	0:22:02	0:22:05
Do you know how serious it is?	0:22:05	0:22:06
Do you have any idea what dialysis is?	0:22:06	0:22:08
Yeah, Dad, I do, as a matter of fact.	0:22:08	0:22:09
Kidney dialysis is the process...	0:22:09	0:22:12
of filtering the accumulated waste products of metabolism...	0:22:12	0:22:16
from the blood of a patient...	0:22:16	0:22:17
whose kidneys aren't functioning properly.	0:22:17	0:22:18
You guys hear that?	0:22:18	0:22:19
If this is too much responsibility for you...	0:22:19	0:22:21
I don't want you fighting over me.	0:22:21	0:22:23
When I was his age...	0:22:23	0:22:24
I supported a wife, a kid...	0:22:24	0:22:26
Oh, that's not true, Dad!	0:22:26	0:22:28
When you were his age, I wasn't even born yet.	0:22:28	0:22:30
All of you, let it pass! Let it be!	0:22:30	0:22:34
As a matter of fact, I had a very interesting experience...	0:22:34	0:22:36
after I left dialysis.	0:22:36	0:22:37
- What happened? - I got in the cab...	0:22:37	0:22:41
..and then I went to my mother's old building.	0:22:43	0:22:46
- Why did you do that? - Why didn't you go home?	0:22:46	0:22:48
I'm not sure. I just...	0:22:48	0:22:51
I just found myself there.	0:22:51	0:22:55
I think it's a sign.	0:22:56	0:22:58
Honey, what the hell are you talking about?	0:22:58	0:23:01
A sign? What sign?	0:23:01	0:23:03
- Look, Granny, I'm sorry. - Oh, that's all right, honey.	0:23:03	0:23:06
I'm gonna go drain my dragon.	0:23:07	0:23:09
- Drain his what? - His dragon, dear.	0:23:11	0:23:15
< You can't always run away from consequences, Asher.	0:23:15	0:23:17
Sooner or later, you're going to have to...	0:23:17	0:23:19
HE PASSES WIND	0:23:19	0:23:21
Oh, Jesus.	0:23:21	0:23:23
Silent, but violent.	0:23:23	0:23:24
You win! You win! I surrender.	0:23:29	0:23:33
OK, we'll do it your way.	0:23:33	0:23:35
THEY SING	0:23:36	0:23:38
KNOCK AT DOOR	0:23:59	0:24:02
HE SPRAYS AIR FRESHENER What?	0:24:03	0:24:05
I didn't say you can come in here.	0:24:05	0:24:07
I didn't ask, man.	0:24:07	0:24:09
So, what's your secret, bro?	0:24:21	0:24:23
All this ying-yang stuff bring the pootie tang?	0:24:23	0:24:26
What's that mean?	0:24:26	0:24:27
You got yourself a lady friend these days?	0:24:29	0:24:31
None of your business.	0:24:31	0:24:32
Hmm. You pokin' her?	0:24:32	0:24:35
I'm eleven.	0:24:35	0:24:36
Who cares, man? Tell me you've at least	0:24:36	0:24:39
slapped the old Gromberg lip-lock on her.	0:24:39	0:24:40
Not yet, but I'm gonna.	0:24:40	0:24:43
That's all right, man. Come here.	0:24:43	0:24:45
How many girls have you macked so far?	0:24:45	0:24:49
- None. - None?	0:24:49	0:24:51
None?	0:24:53	0:24:54
Now, what's this supposed to be?	0:24:55	0:24:57
It's whatever you think it is.	0:24:57	0:25:00
What does it look like to you?	0:25:00	0:25:02
Like a piece of shit.	0:25:02	0:25:03
Mitchell! He's just being provocative. You know him.	0:25:03	0:25:06
Now he's an art critic.	0:25:06	0:25:08
Hello! What was this place, a paint factory?	0:25:08	0:25:13
Ink factory, Dad.	0:25:13	0:25:14
Strange place to raise kids, huh?	0:25:14	0:25:17
Four thousand square feet, supportive parents.	0:25:17	0:25:20
I mean, how bad can it be, Dad?	0:25:20	0:25:22
And that's why Asher is a social misfit.	0:25:22	0:25:26
- Mitchell! - That's it.	0:25:26	0:25:28
Boys, time for the afikomen!	0:25:28	0:25:30
Forty-nine years... I don't know how you do it.	0:25:33	0:25:36
That's not fair. He's been through a lot this past year.	0:25:36	0:25:38
This year isn't any different than any other year.	0:25:38	0:25:40
He's still a ballbuster, except this year	0:25:40	0:25:42
it's more difficult for him to enunciate his insults.	0:25:42	0:25:45
When are you gonna learn to ignore	0:25:45	0:25:47
the things you don't like about him	0:25:47	0:25:49
and embrace the things you do?	0:25:49	0:25:50
He loves you.	0:25:50	0:25:51
Well, he sure has a funny way of showing it.	0:25:51	0:25:54
Alex, he's not gonna be around forever.	0:25:54	0:25:57
Found it! Wow, a thousand dollars.	0:25:57	0:26:01
What?	0:26:01	0:26:02
One for me and one for Asher.	0:26:03	0:26:05
Wow! Aren't you the lucky boy?	0:26:05	0:26:07
Thank Granny and Pappy for being so unbelievably generous.	0:26:07	0:26:11
- Thanks, Granny. - You're welcome, honey.	0:26:11	0:26:13
Hey, my boy, my boy!	0:26:17	0:26:20
I wish you and Alex would stop.	0:26:29	0:26:32
What? Jeez.	0:26:32	0:26:34
They're waltzing, Mitchell.	0:26:40	0:26:41
Look at that.	0:26:41	0:26:42
Isn't that glorious?	0:26:45	0:26:46
I can't remember the last time we danced together.	0:26:47	0:26:50
Hey, we're gonna still see the end of the game.	0:26:52	0:26:55
I thought this night would never end.	0:26:57	0:27:00
- What? - Uncle Stephen.	0:27:00	0:27:02
Oh, Jesus. "Enough! Eno..."	0:27:02	0:27:06
- Do you think Asher was stoned? - No.	0:27:08	0:27:12
I don't know. It's hard to tell, isn't it?	0:27:12	0:27:13
He's always like that.	0:27:13	0:27:15
I don't like what's happening with him.	0:27:15	0:27:16
- I feel like we're losing him. - He's twenty-one, honey.	0:27:16	0:27:19
I wish he would talk to us.	0:27:19	0:27:21
I wish both of them would talk to us.	0:27:21	0:27:25
I mean, what's with this?	0:27:25	0:27:27
What's going on in that little head of his?	0:27:27	0:27:29
It's not that complicated.	0:27:29	0:27:30
He's asking for a 10 raise each week with his allowance.	0:27:30	0:27:33
An 11-year-old boy? You don't think this is a bit absurd?	0:27:33	0:27:36
Absolutely. It's a highball number.	0:27:36	0:27:38
That's not what I mean.	0:27:38	0:27:39
I mean our son presented us with a spreadsheet.	0:27:39	0:27:43
It's not about finances, Alex.	0:27:43	0:27:44
It's about our son, both of them,	0:27:44	0:27:47
feeling comfortable talking to us.	0:27:47	0:27:50
We're comfortable.	0:27:50	0:27:52
- What do you mean? - Talking to each other.	0:27:52	0:27:56
Well, yeah.	0:27:56	0:27:58
- Compared to most couples. - Yeah.	0:27:58	0:28:01
Yeah.	0:28:02	0:28:03
Good night, sweetie.	0:28:07	0:28:08
Hey, watch where you're going!	0:28:22	0:28:24
- On your right! - On your left!	0:28:24	0:28:27
Oh, I'm so sorry! Sir, are you OK, sir?	0:28:30	0:28:33
- Are you all right, sir? - Would you like to sit down?	0:28:33	0:28:36
Would you like a smack in the kisser?	0:28:36	0:28:39
- Get off of me. - Sorry.	0:28:39	0:28:41
'How was your walk, Mr Gromberg?'	0:28:50	0:28:52
Mr Gromberg?	0:28:54	0:28:55
- Hi. - Hi.	0:29:17	0:29:19
I can't figure out this damn e-mail.	0:29:19	0:29:21
It looks like Eli sent me something,	0:29:21	0:29:23
but I can't figure out how to reply.	0:29:23	0:29:25
Use a pen.	0:29:25	0:29:27
Mitchell?	0:29:44	0:29:45
I fell.	0:29:48	0:29:50
Are you all right?	0:29:53	0:29:56
Evelyn, let me give you some good advice.	0:30:01	0:30:05
Never get old.	0:30:05	0:30:08
- Hiya, Becky, sweetheart. - Hi, honey.	0:30:36	0:30:40
I know you want to wish Eli good luck...	0:30:40	0:30:41
since you can't be here. Here he is.	0:30:41	0:30:44
Hi, Dad.	0:30:44	0:30:45
Eli, you go get 'em, all right?	0:30:45	0:30:48
JAPANESE WAR CRY	0:30:48	0:30:49
Thanks, Dad. Here's Mom.	0:30:49	0:30:51
I got all your roses, darling. It was very extravagant.	0:30:52	0:30:56
Happy anniversary, sweetheart.	0:30:56	0:30:58
Twenty-two years, huh? Twenty-two.	0:30:58	0:31:00
Happy anniversary to you, too.	0:31:00	0:31:02
I'll see you later. Bye.	0:31:02	0:31:04
OK. See you tonight.	0:31:04	0:31:07
I love you.	0:31:07	0:31:08
Deb...	0:31:08	0:31:10
"a little rent strike"?	0:31:10	0:31:12
This is not a little rent strike.	0:31:13	0:31:17
This is a goddamn uprising.	0:31:17	0:31:19
You can handle it. Just be yourself.	0:31:19	0:31:22
Myself? Oh, you're talking about that knee-jerk liberal...	0:31:22	0:31:24
who hasn't been above 86th Street in years.	0:31:24	0:31:26
- Senor Gromberg! - I gotta go, Deb.	0:31:26	0:31:29
So, together, we will succeed...	0:31:29	0:31:32
not only in getting your heat and hot water back on...	0:31:32	0:31:38
HE CONTINUES IN SPANISH	0:31:39	0:31:42
- What did you say to them? - I don't know.	0:32:00	0:32:03
I just asked them how they felt about hot showers.	0:32:03	0:32:06
I guess they like them.	0:32:06	0:32:07
Yay, Eli!	0:32:34	0:32:36
What you got, man? What you got, Drew?	0:32:36	0:32:37
What you got, dawg? What you got, dawg?	0:32:37	0:32:39
All right, you ready for this, man? You ready for this?	0:32:44	0:32:45
Come on, admit it, dawg. You checking out my ass?	0:32:45	0:32:47
You like this? Watch this, watch this.	0:32:47	0:32:49
Sub! Sub!	0:33:04	0:33:07
Oh, you are such a sad boy.	0:33:26	0:33:29
Come here.	0:33:32	0:33:33
Come here.	0:33:35	0:33:36
Excuse me.	0:33:39	0:33:41
I tell you, man.	0:33:41	0:33:43
Punk ass hit me with the body. Sheesh.	0:33:43	0:33:46
Looked like a foul to me.	0:33:46	0:33:48
What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in class?	0:33:50	0:33:52
Didn't feel like going to class today, I guess.	0:33:52	0:33:55
What, I can't cut class? What about you?	0:33:55	0:33:58
This is your fifth time this semester.	0:33:58	0:34:00
At least someone's counting.	0:34:00	0:34:02
I couldn't care less how many classes you cut.	0:34:02	0:34:05
You're the one wasting the tuition, not me.	0:34:05	0:34:07
Yeah, well, looks like I'm going to have to cough up...	0:34:07	0:34:10
another year's worth.	0:34:10	0:34:13
I just got a letter from the registrar...	0:34:13	0:34:14
and they want me to stick around for another year.	0:34:14	0:34:18
You know, my grades are the pits, so whatever.	0:34:18	0:34:22
I'm sorry, Asher.	0:34:25	0:34:27
Yeah. It's all good.	0:34:27	0:34:29
What d'you expect?	0:34:29	0:34:30
- Shit. I'm late. I got to go. - All right.	0:34:40	0:34:43
Give me your hand.	0:34:46	0:34:47
- What? - Your hand, fool.	0:34:47	0:34:50
OK.	0:34:50	0:34:52
What's this?	0:34:52	0:34:53
- My digits. - OK.	0:34:56	0:34:58
- Call me. - I will.	0:34:58	0:35:01
Maybe.	0:35:01	0:35:02
This is so high school.	0:35:07	0:35:08
Oh, are you going to pretend nothing ever happened?	0:35:11	0:35:13
Nothing did, you know, happen.	0:35:13	0:35:15
What is that, the Bill Clinton defence?	0:35:17	0:35:19
Because I could've sworn something happened, you know?	0:35:19	0:35:21
Why don't you just finish me off?	0:35:27	0:35:30
Suzie, Suzie, I am so flattered, OK?	0:35:30	0:35:33
- Oh, good. - But we got to let this go	0:35:33	0:35:34
because, the truth is, guilt is stronger than lust.	0:35:34	0:35:39
I was so proud of you. You did so good.	0:35:45	0:35:49
Let's put this right here...	0:35:49	0:35:50
so Dad can't miss it when he comes in, OK?	0:35:50	0:35:53
Wonderful. I'm starving.	0:35:53	0:35:57
Eli, Dad and I talked about your allowance request.	0:35:58	0:36:02
We have no problem giving you more money.	0:36:02	0:36:04
We know you'll spend it wisely.	0:36:04	0:36:06
We just wish that you'd let us know	0:36:08	0:36:09
a little bit more of what you're thinking...	0:36:09	0:36:12
in words.	0:36:12	0:36:14
- You know what I mean? - Whatever.	0:36:14	0:36:17
I just want you to know	0:36:19	0:36:21
that you can talk to us about anything,	0:36:21	0:36:22
anything at all, whatever's on your mind.	0:36:22	0:36:25
There's nothing you can say that will upset us.	0:36:25	0:36:28
Understood?	0:36:28	0:36:30
Do you and Dad ever sixty-nine?	0:36:34	0:36:38
Will it be the usual, Mr Gromberg?	0:36:41	0:36:44
- The usual. - All right.	0:36:44	0:36:45
- And for you, Mrs Gromberg? - She'll have the usual.	0:36:45	0:36:49
What's good tonight, Bruno?	0:36:50	0:36:51
Well, tonight, tonight, we have the osso bucco.	0:36:51	0:36:54
Very nice. Served with potatoes and broccoli.	0:36:54	0:36:57
We have a veal chop cooked in a Marsala wine - very lovely.	0:36:57	0:37:01
I'll just have the usual as well.	0:37:01	0:37:03
Oh. Good decision.	0:37:03	0:37:06
At least I entertain the idea of trying something new,	0:37:06	0:37:09
a concept that you've never grasped.	0:37:09	0:37:12
Let's do presents.	0:37:16	0:37:18
Oh, maybe there's a job offer for our oldest son in here.	0:37:18	0:37:22
Oh, boy, huh? I could only hope.	0:37:22	0:37:24
Wait a minute. Ladies first.	0:37:24	0:37:26
I may be a selfish, money-grubbing lawyer...	0:37:26	0:37:28
but I am still a gentleman.	0:37:28	0:37:30
God knows who you learned that from.	0:37:30	0:37:32
- My mother, of course. - Of course.	0:37:32	0:37:35
It's on order. It's got automatic button-holing,	0:37:43	0:37:46
auto-embroidery, auto...eroticism.	0:37:46	0:37:49
This little puppy can do everything.	0:37:49	0:37:51
It's called a Pfaff.	0:37:51	0:37:55
A sewing machine.	0:37:58	0:38:00
I...	0:38:03	0:38:05
Thank you.	0:38:06	0:38:07
All right, now, wait. Is this a schmucky thing to do?	0:38:07	0:38:09
- No. No, no, no. - You always talked about	0:38:09	0:38:12
wanting to design your own clothes, didn't you?	0:38:12	0:38:14
- I did, didn't I? - Yeah.	0:38:15	0:38:18
Thank you, honey.	0:38:19	0:38:20
Gosh, I don't know when I'll find the time,	0:38:24	0:38:26
but, you know, I will. I'll make the time.	0:38:26	0:38:29
Open yours.	0:38:32	0:38:33
Ooh. I think I may be the winner this year.	0:38:33	0:38:36
This is feeling awfully light, awfully light.	0:38:36	0:38:40
Oh-h-h-h-h...!	0:38:42	0:38:44
Cashmere. Ooh. Now, what did I do to deserve this?	0:38:44	0:38:48
Oh, well, I have no idea.	0:38:48	0:38:50
Look under the socks.	0:38:50	0:38:53
- Florence? - I thought that we both...	0:39:02	0:39:06
could use a little Florence.	0:39:06	0:39:10
A second honeymoon.	0:39:10	0:39:12
Honey, thank you. Thanks a lot.	0:39:13	0:39:15
MOBILE RINGS	0:39:15	0:39:16
Shit.	0:39:16	0:39:18
- Barney. - Go ahead. Go take it.	0:39:18	0:39:20
Nah. The hell with him.	0:39:20	0:39:22
I've taken up a new case.	0:39:23	0:39:25
The Martine account wasn't enough for you?	0:39:25	0:39:28
A pro bono.	0:39:28	0:39:30
I'm working on a rent strike in Harlem.	0:39:30	0:39:33
Oh, honey.	0:39:33	0:39:34
That's the best thing I've heard you say in months.	0:39:34	0:39:38
Asher.	0:39:48	0:39:50
Asher? Asher!	0:39:51	0:39:53
Oh, oh, what's up? Hey, yo, let her in, man.	0:39:53	0:39:55
Hey, come on.	0:40:08	0:40:10
- By the way... - What's that?	0:40:18	0:40:19
- It's Katie. - I know that, sweetie.	0:40:19	0:40:22
I'm just reminding you... for the morning.	0:40:22	0:40:26
Can I ask you something?	0:40:36	0:40:39
Anything you want, Katie.	0:40:39	0:40:42
Whose number is that?	0:40:44	0:40:46
That? That number right there...	0:40:47	0:40:50
Is a number for the burn unit at the Mount Sinai Hospital.	0:40:50	0:40:54
You know, in case it gets a little bit too steamy tonight.	0:40:54	0:40:57
What the hell's going on here, Alex?	0:41:07	0:41:09
Prostitution, drugs, rock and roll.	0:41:09	0:41:12
We just got a call from Waxman over at Martine.	0:41:12	0:41:14
Yeah? How's his lisp these days?	0:41:14	0:41:17
- Have you gone wacko? - Could you excuse us, please?	0:41:19	0:41:22
Not that I'm aware of, no.	0:41:22	0:41:23
You just took opposing counsel against a client of ours.	0:41:23	0:41:25
- What do you mean? - What do I mean?	0:41:25	0:41:27
Do the words "due diligence" ring a bell?	0:41:27	0:41:29
That project that you just flew into...	0:41:29	0:41:31
with your goddamn pro bono cape flapping all over the place...	0:41:31	0:41:35
happens to be owned and run by Martine.	0:41:35	0:41:37
They're threatening to switch counsel.	0:41:37	0:41:40
That's a 9 million account for this firm - nine million.	0:41:40	0:41:44
They are breaking the law, Barney.	0:41:44	0:41:45
Morning, Barney.	0:41:45	0:41:48
- What's this? - They're called pupusas.	0:41:48	0:41:51
They're from Rosario.	0:41:51	0:41:53
Must I remind you that our currency...	0:41:53	0:41:56
does not come in the form of tortillas?!	0:41:56	0:42:00
Pupusas.	0:42:00	0:42:01
You have been taken off the Martine account.	0:42:03	0:42:06
Given the facts, that probably makes the best sense.	0:42:06	0:42:10
Might as well take me off everything.	0:42:10	0:42:12
- What was that? - Nothing.	0:42:12	0:42:14
Look, Alex, just because you thumbed your nose	0:42:14	0:42:17
at becoming a partner doesn't mean	0:42:17	0:42:19
you don't have obligations to this firm.	0:42:19	0:42:21
This is too big > a screw-up to ignore,	0:42:21	0:42:24
even for the founding partner's son. Yeah.	0:42:24	0:42:27
BEEP	0:42:32	0:42:33
Oh, shit, Dad.	0:42:40	0:42:43
Alex, it's Asher returning your call.	0:42:57	0:43:00
Hey, Ash, where'd I catch you?	0:43:00	0:43:02
I'm in the library.	0:43:02	0:43:04
Oh, what'd they do, roll a couple of kegs in there?	0:43:04	0:43:07
No, Dad. I'm just doing a little writing.	0:43:07	0:43:10
Oh, that's good. That's good.	0:43:10	0:43:11
You know, I'd love to read something you write...	0:43:11	0:43:13
whenever it feels OK.	0:43:13	0:43:15
That's fantastic, Dad. I appreciate that.	0:43:15	0:43:18
How's that job hunt coming?	0:43:18	0:43:21
Listen, Dad, I'm late for class.	0:43:21	0:43:22
Ash, Ash, that's not the reason I called you.	0:43:22	0:43:27
I wanted to know if you wanted to go to the game tonight.	0:43:27	0:43:29
I got a couple of tickets, you know?	0:43:29	0:43:31
Thought we'd have a couple beers.	0:43:31	0:43:32
I can't, OK?	0:43:32	0:43:35
Ash, I'm talking about the Yankees - box seats.	0:43:35	0:43:38
Listen, Dad, I can't go, all right?	0:43:38	0:43:39
I'm sorry. I'll give you a call back.	0:43:39	0:43:42
BASEBALL COMMENTARY ON TV	0:44:06	0:44:07
# You'll never know... # What the hell?	0:44:10	0:44:12
Hey, I'm watching the Yankees. Turn that thing off.	0:44:12	0:44:17
Let's go.	0:44:17	0:44:19
Up. We're going to dance.	0:44:19	0:44:21
- Are you out of your mind? - Just about.	0:44:21	0:44:25
That's why you're going to turn off that damn box	0:44:25	0:44:27
and dance with me.	0:44:27	0:44:28
Off, Mitchell. That's not off.	0:44:33	0:44:34
# And if I tried	0:44:35	0:44:39
# I still couldn't hide my love for you... #	0:44:39	0:44:42
I wanted to see that game, too.	0:44:42	0:44:45
- Hold me. - I am holding you.	0:44:49	0:44:53
No, you fool.	0:44:53	0:44:55
Hold me like you love me.	0:44:55	0:44:58
There. That's better.	0:44:59	0:45:01
# You went away	0:45:01	0:45:04
# And my heart	0:45:04	0:45:06
# Went with you	0:45:06	0:45:10
# I speak your name	0:45:14	0:45:18
# in my every prayer	0:45:18	0:45:26
# If there is some other way	0:45:26	0:45:29
# To prove that I love you	0:45:29	0:45:32
# I'm sure I don't know how	0:45:32	0:45:37
# You'll never know	0:45:39	0:45:43
# if you don't know now. #	0:45:43	0:45:48
It's good, isn't it?	0:46:13	0:46:15
So, how you doing, buddy? Everything OK?	0:46:15	0:46:18
Yeah. The game's good.	0:46:18	0:46:20
I didn't mean just the game.	0:46:20	0:46:22
The food's good.	0:46:22	0:46:24
No, I mean...	0:46:24	0:46:26
How's your life going, Eli?	0:46:26	0:46:28
Anything you want to ask the old man?	0:46:28	0:46:31
Now's your chance.	0:46:31	0:46:32
I've had a little bit of experience, you know.	0:46:32	0:46:35
No. I'm good.	0:46:35	0:46:36
I was thinking a nightgown...	0:47:19	0:47:20
in that mercerized Egyptian cotton.	0:47:20	0:47:23
Oh, lots of pictures appear.	0:47:23	0:47:26
Slinky, yeah.	0:47:26	0:47:28
It moved. This is great. OK, let me get a pen	0:47:28	0:47:31
because I don't want to forget this.	0:47:31	0:47:33
I want to write this down. Wait a minute.	0:47:33	0:47:35
Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.	0:47:35	0:47:40
Let's see.	0:47:40	0:47:42
Eugh!	0:47:46	0:47:47
Comfortable(!)	0:47:53	0:47:54
Talking!	0:47:55	0:47:57
Evelyn! Ninth inning. Get in here.	0:48:04	0:48:08
HE SWITCHES TELEVISION OFF	0:48:15	0:48:17
Lousy game.	0:48:17	0:48:19
They should've yanked that pitcher in the third inning.	0:48:19	0:48:22
That was a big mistake - a big mistake.	0:48:22	0:48:26
Your bath is ready!	0:48:29	0:48:31
And I'm ready, too.	0:48:33	0:48:36
Hey, hey, you can't take a bath in your clothes.	0:48:40	0:48:43
Get up.	0:48:43	0:48:44
Jeez.	0:48:45	0:48:47
Get up, woman.	0:48:49	0:48:50
Oh, no. No. No.	0:48:54	0:48:56
Don't you dare do that.	0:48:56	0:48:59
Get up, woman.	0:49:00	0:49:01
Goddamn, Evelyn, get up!	0:49:02	0:49:04
Get up.	0:49:09	0:49:10
Get up, Evelyn.	0:49:17	0:49:19
Get up. Get up.	0:49:19	0:49:22
Well, we were wondering what happened to you.	0:50:24	0:50:26
Thought you'd give public transportation a break...	0:50:26	0:50:29
Come out with your family today.	0:50:29	0:50:30
I always take the train.	0:50:30	0:50:33
I know you like the train, Dad. Somebody would've picked you up.	0:50:33	0:50:36
Or I would've come and picked you up.	0:50:36	0:50:38
Where's Uncle Stephen?	0:50:38	0:50:40
He's in bad shape.	0:50:40	0:50:42
The doctor wouldn't let him come.	0:50:42	0:50:45
Hey, what are all these cars doing on my place?	0:50:45	0:50:50
They're friends of Mom's, come to pay their last respects.	0:50:51	0:50:56
When I think of my mother...	0:51:00	0:51:02
I think of her posture,	0:51:05	0:51:08
the way that she carried herself through life.	0:51:08	0:51:10
She was upright...	0:51:10	0:51:13
with dignity, always.	0:51:13	0:51:16
And those laser eyes of hers...	0:51:17	0:51:19
seeing right through you.	0:51:19	0:51:22
One look from her...	0:51:22	0:51:25
and she knew what the truth was, whatever the situation was.	0:51:25	0:51:27
When I think of my mother...	0:51:31	0:51:34
I think of the word "grace".	0:51:34	0:51:36
That was a word that was invented for her.	0:51:36	0:51:41
She set the standard...	0:51:43	0:51:45
in loyalty...	0:51:46	0:51:48
family pride...	0:51:48	0:51:50
and love.	0:51:50	0:51:51
And she taught me well...	0:51:53	0:51:55
..in what to look for when choosing a wife.	0:51:57	0:52:01
So, Mom, I thank you.	0:52:03	0:52:06
Hey, what the hell are you doing?	0:52:41	0:52:45
I got to pick up some stuff in town.	0:52:45	0:52:46
I thought I'd take it for a ride.	0:52:46	0:52:48
What's the matter with your Kraut car?	0:52:48	0:52:50
- It's Japanese, Dad. - Still the enemy.	0:52:50	0:52:54
We're not at war anymore, remember?	0:52:54	0:52:56
They're not the enemy. They may be YOURS.	0:52:56	0:52:58
My brother lost his legs because of some Nazi bastards.	0:52:58	0:53:03
I know that. All I want to do is just take it for a spin.	0:53:03	0:53:06
Nobody else drives this Chevy but me.	0:53:06	0:53:09
Fine, fine.	0:53:09	0:53:11
You just keep your precious car.	0:53:11	0:53:13
You shouldn't be driving a goddamn shopping cart...	0:53:13	0:53:15
better yet a '55 Chevy.	0:53:15	0:53:17
Are you all right, Mitchell?	0:53:23	0:53:25
No.	0:53:25	0:53:28
No.	0:53:28	0:53:29
Was everything the way you wanted it?	0:53:32	0:53:35
The service?	0:53:35	0:53:36
Not very religious.	0:53:36	0:53:39
You're standing on one leg.	0:53:39	0:53:41
What?	0:53:41	0:53:43
An old prophet was once asked...	0:53:43	0:53:47
"Can you tell me the meaning of religion...	0:53:47	0:53:50
"standing on one leg?"	0:53:50	0:53:53
And what did he say?	0:53:53	0:53:55
Do unto others...	0:53:55	0:53:58
as you would have them do unto you.	0:53:58	0:54:02
That's my belief.	0:54:02	0:54:04
We must be nice to people.	0:54:04	0:54:06
And are you?	0:54:06	0:54:08
God, no.	0:54:08	0:54:10
Did you get the bread?	0:54:11	0:54:13
Yeah.	0:54:13	0:54:14
Do you believe in doing unto others	0:54:17	0:54:19
as you would have them do unto you?	0:54:19	0:54:22
What?	0:54:22	0:54:24
Your father does.	0:54:24	0:54:27
My father believes you do to others before they do to you.	0:54:27	0:54:31
Sorry, Dad. I couldn't resist that.	0:54:31	0:54:34
Isn't it time you learned how, Alex...	0:54:34	0:54:37
at least occasionally, to resist?	0:54:37	0:54:40
What do you want to eat, Mitchell?	0:54:41	0:54:43
Fish.	0:54:43	0:54:44
We have whitefish, and we have lox.	0:54:44	0:54:46
Fresh fish.	0:54:46	0:54:49
We don't have any fresh.	0:54:49	0:54:51
We have a lake.	0:54:51	0:54:52
Well, why don't you and Alex	0:54:53	0:54:56
take the boat out and go catch a fish?	0:54:56	0:54:59
Now?	0:54:59	0:55:01
Rebecca, this is ridiculous.	0:55:01	0:55:03
< I need a partner to row the boat.	0:55:04	0:55:07
You and me both.	0:55:07	0:55:09
Your father needs a partner.	0:55:11	0:55:13
Asher!	0:55:13	0:55:14
Ah, Jesus.	0:55:14	0:55:17
Your father's asking for your company.	0:55:20	0:55:23
Rebecca, what is the problem?	0:55:23	0:55:25
Fish don't like that.	0:55:36	0:55:38
I got a call from Jim Lindsey the other day, Dad.	0:55:46	0:55:49
What's he calling you about?	0:55:49	0:55:52
He said he saw a guy out here	0:55:52	0:55:54
who was assessing the property on your instructions.	0:55:54	0:55:58
So? Testing the market.	0:55:58	0:56:01
- Testing the market? - Yeah.	0:56:01	0:56:04
Does that mean you're trying to sell the house?	0:56:04	0:56:06
Why do you care?	0:56:06	0:56:07
What do you mean? I love this house.	0:56:07	0:56:10
It's got Mom's memories all over there.	0:56:10	0:56:12
Why the hell would you even think about...	0:56:12	0:56:13
You never even come up here anymore.	0:56:13	0:56:15
We used to come here all the time, and we will again.	0:56:15	0:56:17
Why wouldn't you have the decency to tell me?	0:56:17	0:56:20
Maybe Rebecca and I...	0:56:20	0:56:21
would like to take over ownership of the property.	0:56:21	0:56:23
I'm not asking you to give it to me, Dad.	0:56:23	0:56:25
God forbid. We'd write you a cheque.	0:56:25	0:56:27
Hey, Dad, could you chill out? You're scaring my bites.	0:56:27	0:56:32
Asher, don't hold the pole like that.	0:56:32	0:56:36
Dad, please, let's stop with the Moby Dick crap, all right?	0:56:36	0:56:38
Just leave Asher out of this whole thing.	0:56:38	0:56:40
Dad, I don't need your help.	0:56:40	0:56:41
I'm not gonna have you bringing Asher	0:56:41	0:56:43
into what happened to me when I was growing up, Dad.	0:56:43	0:56:45
- Is that so? - That's so, Dad. Enough, OK?	0:56:45	0:56:48
Your wife died. I've lost my mother.	0:56:48	0:56:51
That's enough, OK? Just - enough.	0:56:51	0:56:54
OK, everybody, group hug. Come on.	0:56:54	0:56:57
Don't be a smart ass, OK? I wasn't talking to you.	0:56:57	0:57:00
Stop trying to make everybody cry with you all the time.	0:57:00	0:57:03
I'm sick of that.	0:57:03	0:57:05
Some men cry inside.	0:57:05	0:57:07
That's what I'm saying, Pappy.	0:57:07	0:57:09
Not everybody's a soggy cracker like you, Dad.	0:57:09	0:57:11
Holy shit! I got a fish, man!	0:57:11	0:57:14
Good going. He got it.	0:57:14	0:57:16
Look at that thing!	0:57:19	0:57:20
It's a big one.	0:57:22	0:57:23
I know, it's a big one. Oh, shit.	0:57:23	0:57:25
- The net. - Where's the net?	0:57:25	0:57:28
- Hurry up, Dad! - Get it up!	0:57:28	0:57:30
- Use your hands! - I got it!	0:57:30	0:57:33
I've got him. I've got him, OK?	0:57:33	0:57:36
Ok, here we go. All right.	0:57:36	0:57:38
What the hell you doing, man? Damn! Tell me you didn't just...	0:57:38	0:57:42
Schmuck!	0:57:42	0:57:43
- What the hell? - You had it in your hand!	0:57:43	0:57:46
I'm sorry, OK?	0:57:46	0:57:50
I'm sorry!	0:57:52	0:57:53
Let's see if we can get another one, schmuck.	0:57:55	0:58:00
Mean brisket, Mom.	0:58:09	0:58:11
I had nothing to do with it.	0:58:11	0:58:13
What's Pappy doing? Can you see him?	0:58:13	0:58:15
Watching TV.	0:58:15	0:58:18
How can you just sit there?	0:58:18	0:58:22
Go get him.	0:58:22	0:58:23
- Dad... - Not hungry.	0:58:35	0:58:37
I'm sorry about the fish and everything.	0:58:45	0:58:52
If you change your mind, we'd love you to join us.	0:58:52	0:58:56
I finally get it all the way into the boat...	0:59:03	0:59:05
and what does my father do? He drops the slippery sucker.	0:59:05	0:59:09
Are you upset about your grandmother?	0:59:09	0:59:13
- Asher? - Yeah, I'm here.	0:59:13	0:59:16
'You want to talk about it?'	0:59:16	0:59:19
No. Not particularly.	0:59:19	0:59:22
I'm really sorry.	0:59:22	0:59:24
Yeah, I know.	0:59:24	0:59:27
So, what are you doing after graduation?	0:59:27	0:59:30
Doing that Eurorail...	0:59:30	0:59:33
"get on the train with Americans...	0:59:33	0:59:34
"who look exactly like you" thing?	0:59:34	0:59:36
I have a job.	0:59:36	0:59:38
Of course you do.	0:59:38	0:59:40
I'm actually starting at the end of July.	0:59:40	0:59:42
I'm going to be an editorial assistant.	0:59:42	0:59:44
'What about you?'	0:59:44	0:59:47
After my fifth year? I have no idea.	0:59:47	0:59:52
Can I ask you a personal question?	0:59:52	0:59:56
I don't deal with death very well, so...	0:59:56	1:00:00
Are you wearing any exciting undergarments?	1:00:00	1:00:04
Christ, Asher!	1:00:04	1:00:05
Does death always make you this horny?	1:00:05	1:00:09
I don't know. This is my first death.	1:00:09	1:00:11
Oh, Pappy!	1:00:11	1:00:13
Hello?	1:00:13	1:00:14
Yeah. No, it's my grandfather.	1:00:14	1:00:16
Look, I better get going, OK?	1:00:16	1:00:19
- Peg? - Yeah?	1:00:19	1:00:21
I'm glad I called.	1:00:21	1:00:24
Me, too.	1:00:24	1:00:26
I'll talk to you later.	1:00:26	1:00:27
- Who was that? - Just a lady friend.	1:00:27	1:00:31
You schtupping her?	1:00:31	1:00:34
No, actually. Not yet.	1:00:34	1:00:36
Why the hell not?	1:00:36	1:00:39
Let me give you a quick pointer.	1:00:39	1:00:42
When you're ready to close the deal...	1:00:42	1:00:46
get up, put on your shoes and leave.	1:00:46	1:00:50
What do you mean?	1:00:50	1:00:52
Just what I said.	1:00:52	1:00:54
Put on your shoes and walk through the door.	1:00:54	1:00:57
That's your pointer?	1:00:57	1:01:00
Hey, mark my words.	1:01:00	1:01:02
She'll come back when you least expect it.	1:01:02	1:01:06
I know he thinks he can handle it alone...	1:01:07	1:01:10
But Mom, she did everything for him.	1:01:10	1:01:11
What happens if he has another stroke?	1:01:14	1:01:17
Breaks one of his hips?	1:01:17	1:01:19
Becca, what is this? What?	1:01:19	1:01:21
Look what the tooth fairy left for you!	1:01:23	1:01:27
Oh, Jesus.	1:01:30	1:01:32
- I tried to wait. I really did. - Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus, no.	1:01:32	1:01:37
I loved your mother very much, and I know you did, too,	1:01:37	1:01:39
but she of all people would understand	1:01:39	1:01:41
that I couldn't go through the motions any longer.	1:01:41	1:01:43
- Honey, I know this looks bad... - Bad?	1:01:43	1:01:45
But it is not what you think.	1:01:45	1:01:47
Oh, bad!	1:01:47	1:01:48
I have been acting like a crazy person for the last two days,	1:01:48	1:01:51
carrying around another woman's panties,	1:01:51	1:01:53
wondering what the hell to do with this!	1:01:53	1:01:55
This is nothing. It's nothing.	1:01:55	1:01:57
Nothing? Don't tell me it's nothing!	1:01:57	1:02:00
Bec! Bec! Bec!	1:02:00	1:02:01
This is definitely something, Alex!	1:02:01	1:02:03
Whatever the hell it is, it's something!	1:02:03	1:02:05
And it's got lace all over it!	1:02:05	1:02:08
Nothing happened. I'm washing dishes	1:02:08	1:02:10
in the soup kitchen, this woman comes up...	1:02:10	1:02:11
- I don't want the details! - I'm telling the truth!	1:02:11	1:02:13
How did her frigging panties end up in your pocket?	1:02:13	1:02:16
I don't know.	1:02:16	1:02:21
All right.	1:02:23	1:02:26
All right, let's say that...	1:02:26	1:02:30
nothing happened. Just like you said.	1:02:30	1:02:34
Did you want something to happen	1:02:37	1:02:39
with this woman, Alex? Did you?	1:02:39	1:02:43
That's all I needed to know.	1:02:52	1:02:57
Rebecca, I can't do this right now.	1:02:57	1:03:00
I don't expect you to. But it's out there now	1:03:00	1:03:03
and we're gonna have to deal with it.	1:03:03	1:03:08
You OK, little man?	1:03:08	1:03:10
It's so retarded.	1:03:10	1:03:13
It's OK. Don't worry, man.	1:03:13	1:03:16
Mom and Dad'll kiss and make up before tomorrow morning.	1:03:16	1:03:19
As gross as that sounds.	1:03:19	1:03:21
It's not Mom and Dad. It's dancing.	1:03:21	1:03:25
What?	1:03:25	1:03:26
Dancing.	1:03:26	1:03:28
There's a school dance on Wednesday.	1:03:28	1:03:31
Yuck. It's stupid.	1:03:31	1:03:34
I don't get why anyone would want to do that.	1:03:34	1:03:36
Isn't your lady friend gonna be there?	1:03:36	1:03:40
You remember?	1:03:40	1:03:41
The one you wanted to slap the ol' Gromberg lip-lock on?	1:03:41	1:03:45
Whatever.	1:03:45	1:03:46
Man, sixth grade dance.	1:03:46	1:03:50
The spring fling.	1:03:50	1:03:52
If anything's gonna go down, that's where it's gonna happen.	1:03:52	1:03:56
Trust me. I got your back on that one.	1:03:56	1:03:59
Yeah, whatever.	1:03:59	1:04:01
She has a nose ring.	1:04:06	1:04:08
The runaway?	1:04:08	1:04:11
That's your girlfriend?	1:04:11	1:04:13
It's Abby, thank you very much.	1:04:13	1:04:16
No shit.	1:04:16	1:04:18
I'm impressed. Wow, man.	1:04:18	1:04:21
What's wrong with a nose ring anyway?	1:04:21	1:04:25
It's in her nose.	1:04:26	1:04:28
I think I miss her.	1:04:35	1:04:36
Who, that little punk chick?	1:04:36	1:04:40
No. Granny.	1:04:40	1:04:44
Yeah.	1:04:48	1:04:50
I miss her, too, Eli.	1:04:52	1:04:55
# You'll never know	1:05:46	1:05:49
# Just how much	1:05:49	1:05:51
# I miss you	1:05:51	1:05:55
# You'll never know	1:05:58	1:06:02
# Just how much	1:06:02	1:06:05
# I care	1:06:05	1:06:11
# And if I try	1:06:11	1:06:15
# I still couldn't hide my love for you... #	1:06:15	1:06:23
Alex!	1:06:23	1:06:24
In the doghouse, huh?	1:06:26	1:06:28
Don't ask, Dad.	1:06:28	1:06:31
Let's go for a ride.	1:06:31	1:06:33
What?	1:06:33	1:06:35
You can drive.	1:06:35	1:06:37
I had a thought.	1:06:37	1:06:40
What if you and Rebecca took over the deed?	1:06:40	1:06:45
Which deed?	1:06:45	1:06:47
"Which deed"! The deed to the house.	1:06:47	1:06:50
Just thought about that, huh?	1:06:52	1:06:54
Wonder what made you think of that.	1:06:54	1:06:56
- Pull over. - If you just hold onto it,	1:06:56	1:06:58
there's a gas station up on route 9.	1:06:58	1:07:00
I don't have to pee. Please pull over.	1:07:00	1:07:04
Right here. OK.	1:07:04	1:07:06
Dad? Dad?	1:07:15	1:07:18
Dad, you OK?	1:07:18	1:07:20
I met your mother here.	1:07:20	1:07:24
I thought you met in law school.	1:07:24	1:07:25
No. I met her...	1:07:25	1:07:29
right there. Bake sale.	1:07:29	1:07:33
I bought a piece of poppy seed cake.	1:07:33	1:07:37
Went in to get another just to see her again.	1:07:37	1:07:43
I must have had six slices	1:07:43	1:07:46
before I had the nerve to ask her to go out.	1:07:46	1:07:51
Your mother was the best thing	1:07:57	1:08:01
that ever happened in my life.	1:08:01	1:08:06
I can hardly breathe without her.	1:08:06	1:08:11
You know, for thirty years...	1:08:13	1:08:15
every Friday, I took the express	1:08:15	1:08:20
from Grand Central.	1:08:20	1:08:22
I used to love that train ride.	1:08:22	1:08:25
Spending some time alone with my dad.	1:08:25	1:08:29
Your mother liked to drive up on her own	1:08:29	1:08:34
so we'd greet each other fresh for the weekend.	1:08:34	1:08:40
The train would roll in, I'd step out...	1:08:42	1:08:46
..and there she was, waiting for me.	1:08:48	1:08:53
Always.	1:08:54	1:08:56
Always.	1:08:57	1:08:59
Rebecca and I are in some trouble.	1:09:14	1:09:17
Did you hear what I said?	1:09:21	1:09:24
Now what did you do wrong?	1:09:24	1:09:27
She thinks I'm having an affair.	1:09:29	1:09:31
With another woman?	1:09:31	1:09:35
Yeah, Dad. With another woman.	1:09:36	1:09:39
It doesn't surprise me.	1:09:39	1:09:42
What do you mean, it doesn't surprise you?	1:09:42	1:09:45
You never had a real sense of follow-through.	1:09:45	1:09:49
See? I mean, that's it. I'm trying to talk to you...	1:09:49	1:09:52
and you can't have one minute go by	1:09:52	1:09:54
without trying to insult me?	1:09:54	1:09:56
I'm just telling it like it is.	1:09:56	1:09:59
Like it is, or how you'd like to see it?	1:09:59	1:10:01
Just because your old man was a cold-hearted prick	1:10:01	1:10:04
doesn't mean that you and I got to be that way, Dad.	1:10:04	1:10:07
Why is it that whatever I do,	1:10:07	1:10:10
I always feel like it's not enough?	1:10:10	1:10:12
I always feel like I'm coming up short, Dad.	1:10:12	1:10:14
Why? What is that?	1:10:14	1:10:16
Why, Dad?	1:10:16	1:10:18
What, Mom's not here to defend you,	1:10:18	1:10:21
you don't know what to say?	1:10:21	1:10:23
She was always ready to serve you.	1:10:23	1:10:25
When she was here, she was excusing... Stop. Stop.	1:10:25	1:10:28
Don't talk about your mother like that.	1:10:28	1:10:31
I will talk about her any way I want	1:10:31	1:10:34
because she is my mother, and, Dad...	1:10:34	1:10:37
you're my father.	1:10:37	1:10:39
Couldn't you just at least	1:10:39	1:10:42
have a little bit of approval about my life?	1:10:42	1:10:46
Is that really going to kill you,	1:10:47	1:10:49
just to give me maybe that much?	1:10:49	1:10:50
What? What do you want me to say?	1:10:50	1:10:54
That I love you?	1:10:54	1:10:56
You know, I'm not like your mother.	1:11:05	1:11:09
I can't say everything out loud.	1:11:09	1:11:12
It doesn't mean I don't.	1:11:12	1:11:16
And I love you, too, Dad.	1:11:21	1:11:24
I'm not always proud of my behaviour.	1:11:31	1:11:35
Nobody is. Nobody.	1:11:35	1:11:37
And, Alex, you're a much better father than I was.	1:11:40	1:11:45
Thank you.	1:11:47	1:11:49
But you didn't exactly set the bar all that high!	1:11:49	1:11:53
Come on. Let's go home.	1:12:05	1:12:07
To the side if you're gonna stop, please!	1:12:31	1:12:34
'Come on. Let's go.'	1:12:47	1:12:49
Let's go.	1:12:49	1:12:50
- Sweet! - There we go.	1:12:51	1:12:53
- You know what your problem is? - What's my problem?	1:12:55	1:12:58
You're not confused.	1:12:58	1:13:00
It's painfully obvious that you're...	1:13:00	1:13:02
That I'm what? Paralysed by the fear of failure?	1:13:02	1:13:06
As long as you're aware of it.	1:13:06	1:13:09
- I couldn't sleep at night. - Oh, no?	1:13:09	1:13:11
I guess we're different.	1:13:11	1:13:13
- Why do you care? - Why do I care?	1:13:13	1:13:15
Cos you're acting like a pussy, that's why.	1:13:15	1:13:18
And I don't like hanging out with pussies.	1:13:18	1:13:19
Pussy?	1:13:19	1:13:21
What are you doing?	1:13:21	1:13:22
- Wait, wait, wait. - What? What's wrong?	1:13:49	1:13:51
Wait, wait.	1:13:51	1:13:52
What? Do I have BO? That's not fair.	1:13:52	1:13:56
I didn't get a chance to shower.	1:13:56	1:13:58
I was running all over the place.	1:13:58	1:14:00
- I don't want to ruin this. - I'm sorry?	1:14:00	1:14:03
I just think what we have going right now is so good.	1:14:03	1:14:06
I don't want to rush it.	1:14:06	1:14:07
Are you high?	1:14:08	1:14:10
No. I just think we should respect the connection.	1:14:10	1:14:14
It's a game.	1:14:14	1:14:17
No. I'm serious.	1:14:17	1:14:20
I'll call you later, OK?	1:14:22	1:14:25
Can I call you later?	1:14:29	1:14:31
Yeah.	1:14:31	1:14:33
OK.	1:14:33	1:14:35
'Mr Gromberg.'	1:14:41	1:14:42
Are you OK, sir?	1:14:42	1:14:47
The usual.	1:14:47	1:14:49
- Yes, sir. - Thank you.	1:14:49	1:14:50
MUSIC: "Carwash Romance" by Damone	1:15:11	1:15:13
Abby Staley.	1:15:24	1:15:25
Hey, Eli, you want to go get a drink?	1:15:38	1:15:40
No, I'm good.	1:15:40	1:15:41
All right. Talk to you later.	1:15:41	1:15:43
- Hey. - What?	1:15:49	1:15:52
How come you're just standing here?	1:15:52	1:15:55
How come you look like a banker?	1:15:55	1:15:56
I don't know.	1:15:56	1:15:58
My dad bought me this.	1:15:58	1:16:02
I like your bracelets.	1:16:02	1:16:03
Do you? Or are you making a dick of yourself,	1:16:06	1:16:07
being nice to the runaway?	1:16:07	1:16:09
No, I do. They're nice.	1:16:09	1:16:12
Do you dance?	1:16:15	1:16:17
Here? No.	1:16:17	1:16:20
But I would get the hell out of here.	1:16:20	1:16:22
'So, how did Eli look for the dance tonight?'	1:16:39	1:16:42
If you had been here to see him off,	1:16:42	1:16:44
maybe you wouldn't have to ask.	1:16:44	1:16:47
A little early for bed tonight, isn't it?	1:16:47	1:16:51
Excuse me.	1:16:52	1:16:55
How long are you going to keep freezing me out?	1:17:02	1:17:04
I don't know.	1:17:04	1:17:06
I need time. All right?	1:17:08	1:17:11
Bec, I am sorry. I am so sorry.	1:17:18	1:17:21
So am I.	1:17:21	1:17:24
I'm sorry and sad and exhausted!	1:17:24	1:17:28
PHONE RINGS	1:17:28	1:17:31
Oh, God. Just...	1:17:31	1:17:33
talk to Barney.	1:17:33	1:17:35
It's my father.	1:17:38	1:17:39
Oh, better!	1:17:39	1:17:41
Yes, Dad?	1:17:41	1:17:42
What?	1:17:45	1:17:46
If you would just sign here, and that should do it.	1:17:52	1:17:57
Your late brother's remains	1:17:57	1:17:58
are now officially in your custody.	1:17:58	1:18:02
My deepest condolences.	1:18:02	1:18:06
Thank you.	1:18:06	1:18:08
I'm assuming you've made suitable arrangements?	1:18:08	1:18:12
Don't worry.	1:18:12	1:18:13
We will see that he gets a fitting burial.	1:18:13	1:18:18
'Asher!'	1:18:40	1:18:42
What's up, man?	1:18:42	1:18:43
Prolific.	1:18:43	1:18:46
Just waiting on my muse.	1:18:46	1:18:49
She's a bit tardy this evening, no?	1:18:49	1:18:51
Or should I say this semester?	1:18:51	1:18:53
She'll be here, man. She'll be here.	1:18:53	1:18:56
As we await her arrival...	1:18:56	1:18:58
how about we do a little drinky-poo?	1:18:58	1:19:02
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS	1:19:16	1:19:18
Jeez, Pappy was right.	1:19:37	1:19:39
- What? - Nothing. What's up?	1:19:39	1:19:42
I could hear you all the way down in the lobby.	1:19:42	1:19:45
It's really loud.	1:19:45	1:19:47
This is my buddy from down the hall.	1:19:47	1:19:50
Don't be fooled by his fancy grammar.	1:19:50	1:19:52
He's really kind of a slimeball.	1:19:52	1:19:55
Malik, this is Peg.	1:19:55	1:19:57
It's a great pleasure to meet you.	1:19:57	1:19:59
See what I'm saying?	1:19:59	1:20:00
I thought I'd surprise you.	1:20:00	1:20:02
It's a nice surprise.	1:20:02	1:20:04
- Chablis 2002. - Boxed wine.	1:20:04	1:20:07
I liked the rectangular element.	1:20:07	1:20:10
- I'll take it. - Take a seat.	1:20:10	1:20:13
So, what have you guys been up to?	1:20:13	1:20:16
Um...	1:20:16	1:20:18
cramming.	1:20:18	1:20:19
Yeah.	1:20:19	1:20:20
For what, chemistry?	1:20:20	1:20:22
Well, perhaps you'd like to try an experiment or two.	1:20:25	1:20:30
You wouldn't lead me astray, would you?	1:20:32	1:20:35
No. No way.	1:20:35	1:20:37
No way.	1:20:37	1:20:40
Welcome to my laboratory.	1:20:40	1:20:42
MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN	1:20:42	1:20:44
- I'm gonna get the sodas. - Get me a Pepsi.	1:20:59	1:21:02
I don't think the graphics were better.	1:21:06	1:21:10
Hey, look! Check it out!	1:21:10	1:21:11
Over there! Let's get 'em!	1:21:11	1:21:13
- Abby Staley! - With a pet!	1:21:15	1:21:17
Quick, it's Shea! Let's go! Out the back gate!	1:21:17	1:21:20
Where the hell are you going? Come here!	1:21:20	1:21:22
Leave me alone!	1:21:22	1:21:24
What, you don't like me anymore, Abby?	1:21:24	1:21:26
- You're a good kid, aren't you? - Leave him alone!	1:21:26	1:21:28
What, he can't speak for himself?	1:21:28	1:21:30
Leave him alone, you shithead.	1:21:30	1:21:33
You believe the language?	1:21:33	1:21:35
Sixth-grade gutter whore.	1:21:35	1:21:36
You think I wouldn't find you?	1:21:36	1:21:39
That's your little game, huh, Abby?	1:21:39	1:21:42
Leave me alone. My brother will beat the shit out of you.	1:21:42	1:21:44
That's for your brother.	1:21:46	1:21:47
- Leave her alone, shithead! - Get him!	1:21:47	1:21:49
You little rat!	1:21:51	1:21:52
Shit! He broke my Tony Hawk! Damn it!	1:21:55	1:21:58
He broke my goddamn board!	1:21:58	1:22:01
Go get her! Come on!	1:22:01	1:22:04
Get up!	1:22:04	1:22:06
- Get 'em! - Come on!	1:22:06	1:22:08
Come on! Let's go!	1:22:08	1:22:10
- Come on! - You all right, Shea?	1:22:11	1:22:14
Please be careful. Can you handle it?	1:22:37	1:22:41
Yeah, I got it.	1:22:41	1:22:43
I think so.	1:22:43	1:22:44
OK, we'll put him in the bow.	1:22:50	1:22:53
Now, watch out for the ledge right there.	1:22:55	1:22:58
Yeah. Dad, where's the bow?	1:22:58	1:23:00
Right in here.	1:23:05	1:23:07
Shit, my back! Oh, Christ, my back!	1:23:09	1:23:14
Dad, what are you doing? You could hurt yourself.	1:23:14	1:23:16
Someone has to do it.	1:23:16	1:23:18
Dad, this is absurd. This is totally absurd.	1:23:24	1:23:27
It is not.	1:23:27	1:23:29
He lived by the sea, now he dies by the sea.	1:23:29	1:23:34
This is not a sea, Dad.	1:23:34	1:23:36
This is Lake Winnipac. It's not the Atlantic.	1:23:36	1:23:39
It's a sailor's sky tonight.	1:23:39	1:23:41
He was in the Navy, Dad. He wasn't a Viking.	1:23:42	1:23:45
This is what he always wanted.	1:23:45	1:23:49
This is what he gets.	1:23:49	1:23:51
Dad, we got neighbours here, OK?	1:23:51	1:23:53
The hell with them!	1:23:53	1:23:55
(Jesus.)	1:24:04	1:24:06
Dad?	1:24:12	1:24:14
I'm fine. I'm fine.	1:24:14	1:24:18
He held on for a while, didn't he?	1:24:19	1:24:22
The only way he knew how.	1:24:22	1:24:25
You could have learned a thing or two from him.	1:24:25	1:24:29
No, I did.	1:24:29	1:24:30
I learned how to tie 36 different ship knots.	1:24:30	1:24:34
The hell with knots.	1:24:34	1:24:36
The man had character.	1:24:36	1:24:39
You could have learned that from him.	1:24:39	1:24:41
I tried to learn that from you.	1:24:41	1:24:43
I'm getting blisters.	1:24:52	1:24:54
Let's go over here.	1:24:54	1:24:56
So, how come you hang out with that asshole Morgan Cooper?	1:25:10	1:25:14
I don't know.	1:25:14	1:25:15
How come you ran away with that guy?	1:25:15	1:25:18
I don't know. Thought he was cool, I guess.	1:25:18	1:25:20
Was he?	1:25:20	1:25:22
No.	1:25:22	1:25:24
Where'd you go?	1:25:24	1:25:26
Cape Cod.	1:25:26	1:25:27
Why'd you come back?	1:25:27	1:25:30
I don't know. Guess I got bored.	1:25:30	1:25:34
Were you homesick?	1:25:34	1:25:35
Hell, no.	1:25:35	1:25:37
I don't know.	1:25:41	1:25:43
Maybe. A little.	1:25:43	1:25:46
I get homesick when I go to camp.	1:25:46	1:25:48
That's cos camp sucks.	1:25:48	1:25:49
Are your parents as boring and angry	1:25:52	1:25:54
and always screaming at each other like mine?	1:25:54	1:25:56
Kind of.	1:25:56	1:25:57
Do they never talk to you like mine?	1:25:57	1:25:59
No. My parents are always talking to me.	1:25:59	1:26:02
They ask me questions whenever they can.	1:26:02	1:26:05
You're lucky.	1:26:05	1:26:06
No, I'm not. You're lucky.	1:26:06	1:26:10
SHOUTING	1:26:10	1:26:11
It's OK.	1:26:14	1:26:16
You really do like it.	1:26:19	1:26:21
How come you haven't tried to kiss me?	1:26:24	1:26:26
What? I don't know.	1:26:26	1:26:29
Do you want to?	1:26:31	1:26:33
I don't know.	1:26:33	1:26:35
Cos, like, you can, you know, if you want to.	1:26:35	1:26:39
No, thank you.	1:26:40	1:26:43
OK.	1:26:45	1:26:46
LOUD DANCE MUSIC	1:27:03	1:27:05
Go, Asher.	1:27:10	1:27:12
Break it down, Asher.	1:27:12	1:27:14
Go, Asher. Go, Asher.	1:27:15	1:27:17
Police!	1:27:19	1:27:20
What's going on here? What's all this noise?	1:27:20	1:27:24
Asher! Asher!	1:27:28	1:27:30
Where the hell do you think you're going?	1:27:30	1:27:32
What are you doing?	1:27:32	1:27:33
Against the wall.	1:27:33	1:27:34
Spread your legs. Spread your legs.	1:27:34	1:27:37
Asher!	1:27:37	1:27:38
I'm so sorry, Peg.	1:27:38	1:27:40
I'll give you something to be sorry about. >	1:27:40	1:27:42
My keys, my keys.	1:27:44	1:27:45
PEG: Asher...	1:27:48	1:27:51
what have you gotten me into?	1:27:51	1:27:53
What's happening?	1:27:54	1:27:55
Hey, no talking.	1:27:55	1:27:56
Jesus.	1:27:56	1:27:58
Jesus, man, what are you doing?	1:27:59	1:28:00
PEG: I can't believe I trusted you.	1:28:00	1:28:04
Closet back here?	1:28:04	1:28:05
No. I don't know. It's not mine.	1:28:05	1:28:08
Yeah, right.	1:28:08	1:28:09
Let's get this out of the way.	1:28:09	1:28:11
< Move that thing.	1:28:11	1:28:12
You got a key for this?	1:28:15	1:28:16
No. I told you. I've never used it before.	1:28:16	1:28:18
Come on, get something - anything.	1:28:18	1:28:20
< Give me the door lock.	1:28:20	1:28:21
PEG: Asher!	1:28:21	1:28:22
PEG: Oh, my God!	1:28:29	1:28:30
< Holy shit.	1:28:32	1:28:33
< Jackpot.	1:28:33	1:28:34
< How about this for a noise complaint?	1:28:34	1:28:37
< Wow. We're looking at fifteen years here.	1:28:37	1:28:39
< What do you think? There must be eight plants in here.	1:28:39	1:28:41
I don't want anything to do with you ever again.	1:28:41	1:28:43
Peg, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to get you in trouble.	1:28:43	1:28:46
I'll do something. I promise.	1:28:46	1:28:48
'I can see the headlines now...'	1:28:48	1:28:49
"Father and son burn uncle in makeshift Viking funeral.	1:28:49	1:28:53
"Wife and children shamed."	1:28:53	1:28:57
Is this legal, Dad?	1:28:57	1:28:59
All right, so what do we do?	1:29:02	1:29:03
We say something or...	1:29:03	1:29:06
It's not about words.	1:29:06	1:29:08
I'm sorry. Of course. You've done this before.	1:29:08	1:29:10
It's about this man's connection with the sea.	1:29:10	1:29:14
It's not about you or me...	1:29:14	1:29:17
or words of grace.	1:29:17	1:29:20
Push it to the water line.	1:29:20	1:29:22
All right.	1:29:22	1:29:24
Now...	1:29:31	1:29:32
..when I say, "ahoy",	1:29:33	1:29:36
give it a big shove out to sea.	1:29:36	1:29:39
Aye, aye, Captain.	1:29:39	1:29:41
Sorry, Dad.	1:29:41	1:29:43
Look, we don't have to do this. You know that.	1:29:45	1:29:47
We're doing it.	1:29:47	1:29:49
Ahoy. Ahoy!	1:29:51	1:29:53
HE CHANTS	1:30:23	1:30:26
We got to go, Dad.	1:30:39	1:30:41
Dad, Dad, come on. We got to go.	1:30:41	1:30:43
Dad, we got to go.	1:30:43	1:30:45
Thank you, Alex.	1:30:52	1:30:54
Thank you.	1:30:57	1:30:58
SIREN BLARES	1:30:58	1:31:00
You know, we could go to jail.	1:31:11	1:31:13
If we're lucky, we might be cellmates.	1:31:13	1:31:17
MOBILE RINGS	1:31:17	1:31:19
Yeah, hi, honey.	1:31:19	1:31:22
What?	1:31:24	1:31:25
Bec, is he OK? Where is he?	1:31:27	1:31:30
They're processing his papers. They had to fingerprint him.	1:31:30	1:31:33
Oh, Jesus.	1:31:33	1:31:34
He'll probably get off, the little sneak.	1:31:34	1:31:35
The police didn't have a warrant.	1:31:35	1:31:37
- Thank God. - He's always getting off.	1:31:37	1:31:39
That's part of the problem, Alex.	1:31:39	1:31:41
It can't go on like this any longer.	1:31:41	1:31:44
Look at us. Can you believe this?	1:31:46	1:31:49
You OK?	1:31:49	1:31:51
I'm still here, aren't I?	1:31:51	1:31:53
Asher, honey.	1:32:05	1:32:07
I didn't know the shit was there, Mom, I swear.	1:32:07	1:32:09
Save it, Asher. Do you realise how serious this is?	1:32:09	1:32:12
I'm so sorry, Dad.	1:32:16	1:32:17
I'm sorry, too, buddy.	1:32:17	1:32:20
I'm sorry, too.	1:32:20	1:32:21
Oh, God.	1:32:21	1:32:22
Asher, do you know you could've gotten	1:32:22	1:32:24
up to fifteen years for this?	1:32:24	1:32:26
I'm such a screw-up.	1:32:26	1:32:27
You're not. You are not a screw-up.	1:32:27	1:32:29
- Yes, I am. - You're not.	1:32:29	1:32:31
Does Pappy have to see me this way?	1:32:31	1:32:32
< Everything's screwed up, Dad. Everything's shit, Dad.	1:32:32	1:32:37
I was with this girl who was there.	1:32:37	1:32:40
She didn't do anything.	1:32:40	1:32:42
I don't know where she is. She's going to hate me now.	1:32:42	1:32:44
This just gets better and better.	1:32:44	1:32:46
It's OK, it's OK.	1:32:46	1:32:47
You have to help her. Please, Dad.	1:32:47	1:32:49
We got to make sure she's all right.	1:32:49	1:32:50
It's all right, Asher. We'll take care of her.	1:32:50	1:32:52
Don't worry about her. She'll be all right.	1:32:52	1:32:55
There was no search warrant, thank God.	1:32:55	1:32:56
It's OK.	1:32:56	1:32:57
And I've also screwed up with school, Mom.	1:32:57	1:33:01
I'm going to have to go back for another year.	1:33:01	1:33:02
You're failing your senior year?	1:33:02	1:33:04
My life is shit!	1:33:04	1:33:06
You're a bright kid, for God's sake.	1:33:06	1:33:07
I just couldn't do it. I couldn't get into it.	1:33:07	1:33:09
What the hell can you do? Sell drugs?	1:33:09	1:33:11
Now, wait a minute. Let's face this, all right?	1:33:11	1:33:13
We have all been in our own little worlds, haven't we?	1:33:13	1:33:15
It's going to stop right now.	1:33:15	1:33:17
We're a family. We're going to figure this out together.	1:33:17	1:33:21
Figure what out? This? And school and...	1:33:21	1:33:23
And everything else. That's right.	1:33:23	1:33:25
Asher, you're not a kid anymore.	1:33:27	1:33:31
You got to find out what is important in your life,	1:33:31	1:33:35
what do you love, and you let nothing get in the way of it.	1:33:35	1:33:40
Asher, listen to your father.	1:33:41	1:33:46
He knows what he's talking about.	1:33:46	1:33:49
MOBILE RINGS	1:33:49	1:33:51
Oh, God.	1:33:51	1:33:53
Who's calling you now?	1:33:53	1:33:54
I don't know. This is probably a patient.	1:33:54	1:33:57
Hello.	1:33:57	1:33:58
- Mrs Gromberg? - Yes.	1:33:58	1:33:59
'This is Mrs Hodgson. Is Eli with you?'	1:33:59	1:34:02
What?	1:34:02	1:34:03
He disappeared from the dance tonight.	1:34:03	1:34:04
Is he in there? Yeah.	1:34:13	1:34:16
You are staying here with us tonight.	1:34:25	1:34:27
I don't want you out of my sight.	1:34:27	1:34:30
Where should I sleep?	1:34:30	1:34:31
Why don't you sleep in your old room with Eli?	1:34:31	1:34:34
We've got a lot of talking to do.	1:34:34	1:34:37
But in the morning.	1:34:37	1:34:38
I couldn't take one more surprise tonight.	1:34:38	1:34:40
Good night, honey.	1:34:40	1:34:41
I'm going to bed.	1:34:41	1:34:43
- Good night, Mom. - Good night, boys.	1:34:43	1:34:45
What about me?	1:34:45	1:34:47
What about you?	1:34:48	1:34:50
Where do I sleep?	1:34:50	1:34:52
Couch.	1:34:54	1:34:55
Yeay-yay-yay-yay.	1:34:58	1:35:00
What are you doing?	1:35:10	1:35:11
I was getting in bed with my wife.	1:35:11	1:35:13
Are you out of your mind? Aren't things confusing enough?	1:35:13	1:35:18
We have two kids, both of them weird.	1:35:18	1:35:20
Very weird, Alex.	1:35:20	1:35:22
One of them is a drug dealer, and the other one is...	1:35:22	1:35:24
What's Eli? He's what?	1:35:24	1:35:26
I don't know what the other one is.	1:35:26	1:35:28
But, Alex, do you want to work at this?	1:35:28	1:35:32
- Yes. - Really work at this?	1:35:32	1:35:34
Yes, I do. Yes.	1:35:34	1:35:35
Will you see her again?	1:35:35	1:35:36
No. I'm not... I wasn't seeing her.	1:35:36	1:35:42
Look, Rebecca, I got sidetracked...	1:35:42	1:35:45
with the office and the soup kitchen...	1:35:45	1:35:49
and I wasn't paying attention.	1:35:49	1:35:52
Life - it's always getting in the way of us, isn't it?	1:35:57	1:36:00
Yeah.	1:36:02	1:36:03
- The couch. - Oh, Rebecca.	1:36:05	1:36:07
The couch.	1:36:07	1:36:09
- Alex? - Yeah.	1:36:15	1:36:17
In the morning, there are three things you can do.	1:36:18	1:36:21
You can get our son a good lawyer...	1:36:21	1:36:23
find us a marriage counsellor...	1:36:23	1:36:27
and you can wash the dishes...	1:36:27	1:36:29
..in OUR kitchen.	1:36:31	1:36:33
I love you, Bec. Good night.	1:36:36	1:36:39
I love you, too.	1:36:41	1:36:44
What the hell are you doing, Dad?	1:36:50	1:36:53
Insulin.	1:36:53	1:36:55
Your mother used to do this.	1:36:55	1:36:57
You going to be comfortable here?	1:37:03	1:37:05
In the war, I slept in blood-filled trenches.	1:37:05	1:37:10
Hope you don't mind if I join you.	1:37:10	1:37:12
No. You take this couch.	1:37:12	1:37:15
Thanks, Dad.	1:37:16	1:37:18
Still in the doghouse?!	1:37:20	1:37:22
Well, Dad, I thought we'd relive my childhood.	1:37:27	1:37:30
You know, all those nights we went out camping together?	1:37:30	1:37:32
Yeah, I remember.	1:37:32	1:37:33
- Oh, yeah. In your dreams. - You were a pain in the ass.	1:37:33	1:37:37
Yeah. We had a lot of nights out together, didn't we, Dad?	1:37:37	1:37:41
You should've seen him. He was, like, seven feet tall.	1:37:41	1:37:44
Huge, like the rock. When he swung his board at me...	1:37:44	1:37:47
I just put my fist right through it.	1:37:47	1:37:49
Broke it in half - a Tony Hawk, too.	1:37:49	1:37:51
And when he got up, he charged at me.	1:37:51	1:37:53
But I just went like this, and I kicked him in the shin.	1:37:53	1:37:56
Then I went...	1:37:56	1:37:58
right in his mug. Laid him out.	1:37:58	1:38:01
Smack in the kisser.	1:38:01	1:38:04
Good night, boys!	1:38:04	1:38:05
< Good night, Eli!	1:38:05	1:38:06
Good night, Pappy. Good night, Dad.	1:38:06	1:38:08
Night, Dad. Night, Pappy.	1:38:08	1:38:09
Good night, Mom.	1:38:09	1:38:11
Night, Mom.	1:38:11	1:38:12
Good night.	1:38:12	1:38:14
Good night.	1:38:15	1:38:17
PAPPY: # You'll never know	1:38:19	1:38:22
# How much I love you... #	1:38:22	1:38:24
HE CONTINUES TO SING THE SAME TUNE WITHOUT THE WORDS	1:38:26	1:38:29
How many verses do you know, Dad?	1:38:33	1:38:36
It's a lullaby that puts me to sleep.	1:38:36	1:38:40
It's keeping me awake.	1:38:45	1:38:47
Bro!	1:38:51	1:38:53
What's that bracelet all about? >	1:38:53	1:38:55
You get that for taking care of your lady?	1:38:55	1:38:58
No...	1:38:58	1:38:59
Hey, man, that's a good thing, buddy.	1:38:59	1:39:02
I wish I had done the same.	1:39:02	1:39:04
# I'll never find	1:39:08	1:39:11
# I never could hide.. #	1:39:13	1:39:14
I guess I'm not the father I thought I was.	1:39:14	1:39:20
I got one kid who could be in the can.	1:39:20	1:39:22
And the other one...	1:39:23	1:39:25
There's something about him. I don't know what it is.	1:39:25	1:39:28
You know, when we were kids, Stephen and I...	1:39:28	1:39:32
we got in trouble with the cops.	1:39:32	1:39:35
Really? You never told me. What for?	1:39:35	1:39:37
Selling booze that fell off a truck.	1:39:37	1:39:41
We did OK, too.	1:39:41	1:39:43
Dad, I'm thinking about leaving the firm.	1:39:50	1:39:53
I want to try public office again.	1:39:54	1:39:57
I've waited ten years to hear you say that.	1:39:59	1:40:03
Really?	1:40:04	1:40:05
Maybe this time you'll vote for me?	1:40:06	1:40:09
HE LAUGHS	1:40:09	1:40:11
Not a chance in hell!	1:40:13	1:40:15
Dad, you're not planning on this becoming	1:40:33	1:40:35
a permanent arrangement, are you?	1:40:35	1:40:37
Don't worry.	1:40:37	1:40:39
The doctor says I've only got a few good years.	1:40:39	1:40:44
Don't worry.	1:40:45	1:40:46
# You'll never know	1:40:53	1:40:55
# Just how much I miss you	1:40:55	1:41:01
# You'll never know	1:41:06	1:41:08
# Just how much I care	1:41:08	1:41:12
# And if I tried	1:41:17	1:41:19
# I still couldn't hide	1:41:19	1:41:22
# My love for you	1:41:22	1:41:26
# You ought to know	1:41:29	1:41:31
# For haven't I told you so	1:41:31	1:41:37
# A million or more times	1:41:37	1:41:41
# You went away	1:41:41	1:41:44
# And my heart went with you	1:41:44	1:41:49
# I speak your name	1:41:52	1:41:55
# In my every prayer	1:41:55	1:41:59
# If there is some other way	1:42:03	1:42:06
# To prove that I love you	1:42:06	1:42:10
# I swear I don't know how	1:42:10	1:42:15
# You'll never know	1:42:17	1:42:18
# If you don't know now. #	1:42:18	1:42:23

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