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CLINK! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
CLEARS THROAT | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
RUSTLE | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Good evening! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
(Good evening!) | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
(Good evening, Mr Hardwick.) | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
(Is Mr Travers waiting for me?) | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
(He's been here all evening, sir.) | 0:03:35 | 0:03:39 | |
-(ALL evening? Oh, dear, dear. Thanks. -Begging your pardon, sir... | 0:03:39 | 0:03:46 | |
-(..but is that THE Mr Travers, the well-known American? -It is.) | 0:03:46 | 0:03:52 | |
-(He's come over to star in my show. His first time in London. -YOUR show? -Well, I'm producing it.) | 0:03:52 | 0:03:59 | |
-(I want it to be a surprise for the members here. -I'm sure they'll be surprised, sir.) | 0:03:59 | 0:04:07 | |
-Hello, Jerry. Sorry I kept you waiting. -Ssh! | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
(There are many things to discuss, so come over to my hotel now.) | 0:04:36 | 0:04:41 | |
INDIGNANT MUTTERINGS | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
-Jerry, I want you to stay here for the night. -I'm sorry. I can't. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:06 | |
But you must. I'm having a problem with my valet. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
-Do you want me to press your pants? -No, it's not that. Bates and I have had a tiff. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:18 | |
-Did you come to blows? -No, no. We're not speaking to each other. We've had a clash of...of taste. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:26 | |
Bates insists that a SQUARE tie is to be worn with evening clothes. A square tie, imagine! | 0:05:26 | 0:05:34 | |
-I prefer the butterfly. -I think Bates is right. -He is never right! | 0:05:34 | 0:05:40 | |
-Then why don't you fire him? -Well, I'm hoping the man will... | 0:05:40 | 0:05:45 | |
-..just disappear. -I won't interfere, but let's hope he approves of ME! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:51 | |
-You can never tell with Bates. -There you are. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
If you please. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
-Good evening, sir. -Good evening. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
Allow us to introduce ourselves. We are Bates, sir. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:06 | |
Oh, really? WE are Jerry Travers. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
-Welcome to our menage. -Thank you, Bates. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
-I am to stay here tonight. At least that was our impresario's idea. -Whose idea? -Mr Hardwick's. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:21 | |
Oh, HIS idea(!) | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
-Well, welcome, anyhow. -Oh, thank you, Bates. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:32 | |
-May we make a personal observation, sir? -Not TOO personal! -Oh, no, sir! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:39 | |
It's merely we must compliment you | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
upon your EXCELLENT taste in ties. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
-They like me! -Ha! You never know. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
-Where DID you find them?! -I sent the Salvation Army a pair of shoes. | 0:06:55 | 0:07:01 | |
-And the shoes came back with Bates in them? -He's been here ever since. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:06 | |
-How's Madge? -She's fine, thank you. The Lido climate has helped. -Good. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:12 | |
-Shame she'll miss the opening night. -Yes, but she wants us to fly down for the weekend. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:19 | |
Fly down to Italy?! But I haven't any goggles! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
You'll have to go. A young friend is visiting her, and you know Madge and her match-making proclivities. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:32 | |
Is it a weekend or a wedding?! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Can't tell. You know how wives are. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
No, I don't. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
They're always scheming. I think it's time you found out for yourself. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:46 | |
-Oh, you do? -Yes, I do. -No, thanks, Horace. I'm completely on the loose. No yens, no yearning... | 0:07:46 | 0:07:54 | |
-# -No strings, no connections No ties to my affections | 0:07:54 | 0:07:59 | |
-# -I'm fancy free and free for anything fancy | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
-# -No dates that can't be broken No words that can't be spoken | 0:08:03 | 0:08:08 | |
-# -Especially when I am feeling romancy | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
-# -Like a robin upon a tree Like a sailor that goes to sea | 0:08:12 | 0:08:17 | |
-# -Like an unwritten melody... I'm free, that's me | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
-# -So bring on the attraction I'm ready for action | 0:08:21 | 0:08:26 | |
-# -I'm fancy free and free for anything fancy! | 0:08:26 | 0:08:31 | |
-# -No strings, no connections No ties to my affections | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
-# -I'm fancy free and free for anything fancy | 0:08:35 | 0:08:40 | |
-# -No dates that can't be broken No words left unspoken | 0:08:40 | 0:08:45 | |
-# -Especially when I am feeling romancy | 0:08:45 | 0:08:49 | |
-# -Like a robin upon a tree Or a sailor that goes to sea | 0:08:49 | 0:08:55 | |
-# -I'm free...that's me! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
-# -So bring on the big attraction | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
-# -I'm fancy free and free for anything fancy! -# | 0:09:01 | 0:09:07 | |
TAP-DANCING CAN BE CLEARLY HEARD | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
Hello...? Miss Tremont here. Get me the manager. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:23 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
Hello...? Who...? Oh, the manager. I can't hear a word you're saying. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:37 | |
-There's a young lady downstairs... -This late at night? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:42 | |
She can't come up now. I'd better come down. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:47 | |
-There's a young lady downstairs who wants to see me. -Ah-hah! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:52 | |
VOLUME OF SOUND INCREASES | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
Hello. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
Won't you come in? I'm awfully glad you dropped in. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:50 | |
I was trying to sleep beneath this. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise I was disturbing you. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:58 | |
You see, every once in a while I suddenly find myself...dancing. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:04 | |
Must be some kind of an affliction. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
Yes, it's an affliction... Er, St Vitus' Dance. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:11 | |
-And it only occurs at this time of night(?) -Yes, that's it. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:18 | |
I really shouldn't be left alone. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
Yes, I can see that. You probably should have a couple of guards. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:26 | |
-It's not kind to make fun of me. -Oh, I'm sorry(!) | 0:12:26 | 0:12:31 | |
-I wish you wouldn't leave. -Why not? -I think I feel an attack coming on. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:38 | |
There it is! | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
So I see. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
-Only one thing will stop me. -Do tell me. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
My nurses always put their arms round me. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:54 | |
I'll call the house detective and tell him to do just that. | 0:12:55 | 0:13:00 | |
Good night! | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
Jerry! What are you doing here? What's that for? | 0:13:32 | 0:13:36 | |
-Who was the young lady? -That call was for you. It was a complaint. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:42 | |
-I've just seen the complaint. She's delightful... and she wants to sleep. -She does? | 0:13:42 | 0:13:49 | |
And I'm going to help her. Take this! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:53 | |
-No, bring it here and guard it. -What's happening?! | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
-What's the idea? -She wants to sleep. -So you said. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
I've appointed myself her official sandman. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:17 | |
Jerry... | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
SOUND OF JERRY DANCING SOFTLY ON SAND | 0:14:39 | 0:14:44 | |
-What else have you got? -You've cleaned out the shop, sir. -Better plant some more. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:44 | |
-They're all to go to Miss Dale Tremont, sir? -Right. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:49 | |
Room 304. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:55 | |
Ah, what's that? | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
-Oh, that's for the opening of a butcher shop. -Send that up, too. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:05 | |
-But, sir, a horseshoe?! -Why, yes. I may order a peach orchard next. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:10 | |
What's your room number, sir? | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
-Just charge it to Horace Hardwick... room 404. -Yes, sir. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:19 | |
I wonder what Mr Beddini will say? What CAN he say? | 0:16:22 | 0:16:27 | |
He's been sending her flowers daily since they came here. And, entre nous... | 0:16:27 | 0:16:34 | |
The desk clerk has intimated that Mr Beddini provides her with all the niceties, | 0:16:34 | 0:16:41 | |
including her clothes. Really?! | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
And her niceties are VERY nice. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:48 | |
-Good morning! -Good morning. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
-I hope you slept well last night? -Yes, but not long enough. -Sorry. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:58 | |
-I hope perhaps I can square myself. -That's all right. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
-Can I drive you to the stables? -No, thanks. I have a hansom cab. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:08 | |
-With a horse in front of it? -Yes. The stable people feel the horse is coming back. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:15 | |
Where's he been?! | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
-We're leaving tonight. -Mr Beddini has ordered porters for 7 o'clock. -Thank you. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:31 | |
-Driver... -Yes, Miss? -Can't you go any faster than this? | 0:17:52 | 0:17:57 | |
-COCKNEY ACCENT: Love-a-duck, Miss, -I -can, but I mustn't leave the horse. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:04 | |
I MEANT the horse, of course. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
Well, Miss, | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
it's tired cos it won the Grand National. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:14 | |
Do you mean this is a racehorse?! | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
Yes, and I've got his pedigree, too. In fact, his sire was Man of War. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:22 | |
Well! Who was his dam? | 0:18:22 | 0:18:26 | |
Pardon, Miss? | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
-Who was his dam? -I don't know. It didn't give a...! | 0:18:28 | 0:18:33 | |
HOOF-BEATS SPEED UP | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
ANGRY HOOTING | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
-Peek-a-boo! -Stop this cab! | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
I don't know how! I've never driven one before... Take it easy, Mavis! | 0:18:57 | 0:19:02 | |
What will we do? | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
In dealing with a girl or horse, Just let nature take its course! | 0:19:05 | 0:19:10 | |
There we are, Miss. I told you the horse would bring you here. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:36 | |
What a power you have over horses! | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
Horse-power! | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
Don't I even get any thanks? | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
Buy yourself a new hat! | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
RUMBLE OF THUNDER | 0:20:05 | 0:20:09 | |
Cab, Miss? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
Cab, Miss? | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
Cab, Miss? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
May I rescue you? | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
No, thank you. I prefer being in distress. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:13 | |
Mm... Charming little spot you have here. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:21 | |
-When does the concert start? -Just as soon as you and the rain stop. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:26 | |
Aw, now, please! You wouldn't like to be just a little more friendly?! | 0:21:28 | 0:21:33 | |
Why should I? I don't know you from Adam. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:38 | |
Maybe it's the way I'm dressed! | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
CLAP OF THUNDER | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
-Are you afraid of thunder? -Oh, no. It's just the noise. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:51 | |
You know what thunder is, don't you? | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
Of course... | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
It's, er...something about the air. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:02 | |
Oh, no, no. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
When a clumsy cloud from here meets a fluffy cloud from there, | 0:22:05 | 0:22:10 | |
he billows towards her. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
She scurries away. He scuds up to her. She cries a little... | 0:22:12 | 0:22:17 | |
And there you have your shower. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
He comforts her. They spark... That's the lightning. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:25 | |
They kiss... | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
-Thunder! -PEAL OF THUNDER | 0:22:28 | 0:22:33 | |
-# -The thunder and lightning Seem to be having their way | 0:22:35 | 0:22:40 | |
-# -But as far as I'm concerned It's a lovely day | 0:22:40 | 0:22:44 | |
-# -The turn in the weather Will keep us together...so I say | 0:22:46 | 0:22:51 | |
-# -That as far as I'm concerned It's a lovely day | 0:22:51 | 0:22:56 | |
-# -And everything's OK! | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
-# -Isn't this a lovely day To be caught in the rain? | 0:23:02 | 0:23:08 | |
-# -You were going on your way Now you've got to remain | 0:23:10 | 0:23:17 | |
-# -Just as you were going Leaving me all at sea | 0:23:19 | 0:23:26 | |
-# -The clouds broke...they broke And oh, what a break for me! | 0:23:26 | 0:23:34 | |
-# -I can see the sun up high Though we're caught in a storm | 0:23:34 | 0:23:40 | |
-# -I can see where you and I Could be cosy and warm | 0:23:42 | 0:23:49 | |
-# -Let the rain pitter-patter But it really doesn't matter | 0:23:49 | 0:23:54 | |
-# -If the skies are grey | 0:23:54 | 0:23:59 | |
-# -As long as I can be with you It's a lovely day... -# | 0:23:59 | 0:24:04 | |
LOUD THUNDER-CLAP | 0:25:45 | 0:25:49 | |
Who ees sending you a horse's shoe? | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
How cute! | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
-Alberto, I've danced with him! -Him? Who ees this "him"? | 0:26:50 | 0:26:54 | |
-His name is Adam. -Forget him. You are coming to Italy to see your friend Madge Hardwick. | 0:26:54 | 0:27:02 | |
And there you will dazzle the eyes in clothes by Alberto Beddini! | 0:27:02 | 0:27:07 | |
-Alberto, I'm not GOING to the Lido. -Madre mia! We have make agreement! | 0:27:07 | 0:27:14 | |
Beddini designs the clothes you wear among your friends, so they say, "Who ees so smart they make these?" | 0:27:14 | 0:27:21 | |
And you say, "Who ees so smart?! Beddini!" | 0:27:21 | 0:27:25 | |
Forget this Adam. Beddini demand it! | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
Oh, Beddini does, does he(?) | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
Our relationship is a business one. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
If you meddle in my personal affairs, I go back to America, now! | 0:27:34 | 0:27:39 | |
I'm sorry, I did NOT mean to meddle. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:43 | |
Fall in love with him, marry him... but as Mrs Adam, what will you wear? | 0:27:43 | 0:27:49 | |
Fig leaves! | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 | |
< KNOCK | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
Thank you, sir. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:02 | |
-A telegram for you! -Read it to me. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:06 | |
"Come ahead. Stop. Stop being a sap. Stop. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:11 | |
"You can even bring Alberto. Stop. My husband is stopping at your hotel. Stop. When do you start? Stop." | 0:28:11 | 0:28:19 | |
I cannot understand. Who wrote this? | 0:28:19 | 0:28:22 | |
Sounds like Gertrude Stein! | 0:28:22 | 0:28:26 | |
Oh! It's Madge Hardwick. Her husband is at the hotel and will look you up. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:32 | |
-I wonder what he's like. -He'll be influential. Let's be nice to him! | 0:28:32 | 0:28:38 | |
I'll be busy being nice to another! | 0:28:38 | 0:28:41 | |
I have promised my dresses to take them to Italy with you inside them! | 0:28:41 | 0:28:47 | |
Sorry, Alberto, but I'm unpacking. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:50 | |
Never again will women wear my dresses! | 0:28:53 | 0:28:58 | |
-DOOR SLAMS # -Isn't it a lovely day to be caught in the rain...? -# | 0:29:00 | 0:29:07 | |
-Good evening. -Good evening. I have decided to stay. -I'll cancel the bags, Miss. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:18 | |
Oh, is there a Mr Hardwick here? | 0:29:18 | 0:29:21 | |
Why, yes. He has room...er, 404. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:24 | |
Just above you. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:27 | |
-Are you SURE? -Definitely, Miss. | 0:29:27 | 0:29:31 | |
There he is now, the one with the briefcase and cane. | 0:29:33 | 0:29:38 | |
Horace! A telegram for you. | 0:29:49 | 0:29:51 | |
-From Italy. -Oh, that's Madge. -And there's some trouble about the tickets. -Trouble? -Yeah. | 0:29:51 | 0:29:59 | |
-Oh, my word! Hold those for me and get us a taxi. -All right. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:06 | |
Cab, Miss?! | 0:30:21 | 0:30:23 | |
When a clumsy cloud meets a fluffy, little cloud(!) | 0:30:23 | 0:30:28 | |
We must protect our guests, Miss. She does not need your protection. | 0:30:35 | 0:30:42 | |
-I -am too much protection enough! | 0:30:42 | 0:30:45 | |
There's nothing to investigate. Nothing happened... Ask them to go. | 0:30:45 | 0:30:50 | |
-She slapped you in front of all those people for nothing? -Would you have sold tickets? | 0:30:50 | 0:30:57 | |
-You did nothing and yet she slapped you? -Correct. | 0:30:57 | 0:31:01 | |
A scandal will ruin our show. I'd rather it'd happened to ME. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:08 | |
-Well, if you enjoy such a thing... -Don't be absurd! | 0:31:08 | 0:31:12 | |
I hate men. I hate you. I hate all men! | 0:31:12 | 0:31:16 | |
But, cara mia, you make a mistake. I am no man... I am Beddini! | 0:31:16 | 0:31:21 | |
How could he have made love to me when he was married...and to Madge! | 0:31:23 | 0:31:28 | |
-So this snake-in-the-grass, Adam, already he has eaten the apple? -Yes. | 0:31:28 | 0:31:34 | |
-I will KEEL him for you! -Have you finished packing? | 0:31:37 | 0:31:42 | |
But you do not understand... | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
We Beddini have the motto... | 0:31:46 | 0:31:48 | |
"For the woman - the kiss. | 0:31:48 | 0:31:50 | |
"For the man - the sword." | 0:31:50 | 0:31:53 | |
And what have you got for the children(?) | 0:31:53 | 0:31:58 | |
-Are we leaving, or aren't we? -We do not go to America. We must go to the Lido. -I can't face his wife. | 0:31:58 | 0:32:06 | |
Why not? Women face wives every day. You can't avoid Madge for EVER. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:13 | |
-I guess not. -So... why not face the musicians now? | 0:32:13 | 0:32:18 | |
All right. Maybe she ought to know. | 0:32:18 | 0:32:22 | |
-Bravo! But let us stay JUST till I kill him for you. -Stop acting like Cellini. | 0:32:22 | 0:32:29 | |
But it is the family tradition. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:32 | |
My father killed a man once, just before I was born. | 0:32:32 | 0:32:36 | |
-You didn't forget yourself in the park? -No, I didn't. | 0:32:41 | 0:32:46 | |
< KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:32:46 | 0:32:49 | |
-We're the management. -Oh, are we...er, are you? | 0:32:52 | 0:32:56 | |
Oh, dear. Some more of these plural personalities. | 0:32:56 | 0:33:00 | |
Just a moment. | 0:33:01 | 0:33:03 | |
Hide in the bedroom, quickly. | 0:33:03 | 0:33:06 | |
They mustn't suspect that you're in this. | 0:33:06 | 0:33:10 | |
-Well, this is a pleasant surprise. -A small matter of great import has come to our attention, sir. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:20 | |
I am up here in your interest. We wish to avoid any scandal. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:26 | |
-SCANDAL? -In connection with a certain slap in the face you had. | 0:33:26 | 0:33:33 | |
Oh, she didn't slap MY face. | 0:33:33 | 0:33:36 | |
-Who DID she slap? -Wh-Wh-Who...? It was...er, HE...my valet. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:43 | |
Me, sir? | 0:33:44 | 0:33:46 | |
Don't argue! How did it happen? | 0:33:46 | 0:33:49 | |
Oh... | 0:33:51 | 0:33:52 | |
-Possibly we had been a little imprudent. -We had been imprudent. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:59 | |
- But you said it wasn't you! - Not Mr Hardwick. Gentlemen, we take all the blame myself. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:08 | |
And there we are...er, YOU are. Gentlemen, I shall take him to task personally. | 0:34:08 | 0:34:15 | |
-Thank you, sir. -Not at all. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:18 | |
-Bates, thank you! You know, really you are an invaluable assistant. -Thank you, sir. | 0:34:22 | 0:34:30 | |
-Allow us. -Thank you, Bates. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:33 | |
-Your coat, sir. -Really? Oh, my, this is like old times, your helping me with my coat. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:40 | |
-It is a pleasure we have missed. -Thank you, Bates. -Thank you, sir. | 0:34:40 | 0:34:45 | |
-How is our lumbago this evening? -It's much better, Bates, thank you. -Thank you, sir. | 0:34:45 | 0:34:52 | |
-Bates... -Yes, sir? -(There's a CRISIS afoot.) | 0:34:53 | 0:34:59 | |
Couldn't we bury the hatchet... and forget all about the ties? | 0:34:59 | 0:35:04 | |
Sic transit gloria mundi, sir. | 0:35:04 | 0:35:08 | |
-Bates... -Yes, sir? -Mr Travers has practically put his foot into a hornets' nest. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:16 | |
-Hornets' nests grow on trees, sir. -Never mind that. We must do something. | 0:35:16 | 0:35:23 | |
-We can rub it with butter. -FOOL! You can't rub a girl with butter! | 0:35:23 | 0:35:29 | |
-We rubbed my sister with butter, sir! -You should have used mud! | 0:35:29 | 0:35:35 | |
Never MIND that! Mr Travers is in trouble and we must avoid scandal. | 0:35:35 | 0:35:41 | |
-Now, there is a young lady in the room below. -I know, sir. | 0:35:41 | 0:35:47 | |
Investigate her. Follow her. Never take your eyes off her. | 0:35:47 | 0:35:52 | |
-NEVER, sir? -Never. Whither she goes... -Thither I! | 0:35:52 | 0:35:57 | |
Right you are, sir... Whither OR thither! | 0:35:57 | 0:36:02 | |
Jerry! | 0:36:04 | 0:36:06 | |
-What happened? -I fixed it. But it's very involved. This is a deep-laid plot. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:13 | |
-Why should this girl want to involve me? -For money, publicity! | 0:36:13 | 0:36:19 | |
-I'll buy her off. -Oh, no, you won't. Leave it to me. | 0:36:19 | 0:36:24 | |
No, no. You stay right here. I'll clear this up. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:28 | |
It's probably something you did offended her sense of decorum. | 0:36:28 | 0:36:33 | |
If I did, I'm going right down to do it again! Goodbye. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:37 | |
Come along, cara mia. | 0:36:44 | 0:36:47 | |
Taxi, please! | 0:36:51 | 0:36:53 | |
TAXI! | 0:36:53 | 0:36:55 | |
Follow that cab! | 0:36:55 | 0:36:57 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR Come in! | 0:36:57 | 0:37:00 | |
-Where's the young lady? -She's gone, sir. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:07 | |
-GONE? -Yes, sir. -Oh. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:11 | |
-You don't mind if I carry on putting these flowers in the rubbish? -Go right ahead. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:18 | |
Yeah... | 0:37:27 | 0:37:29 | |
Jerry! The show opens in an hour! Come on! | 0:37:34 | 0:37:38 | |
ORCHESTRA PLAYS "TOP HAT" | 0:37:50 | 0:37:54 | |
-Women do strange things sometimes, don't they, George? -Yes, sir. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:07 | |
-Jerry, that first act was great! -Good. -The critics are raving. | 0:38:08 | 0:38:13 | |
-And I've got more good news... -You found her? -That girl? No, no. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:18 | |
The Thackeray Club is out in front. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:21 | |
-You don't suppose my dancing has disturbed them? -They didn't say. | 0:38:21 | 0:38:27 | |
-Second act beginners, Mr Travers. -Thanks. -I must go! There are your telegrams. | 0:38:27 | 0:38:34 | |
Oh, I never read my own telegram from Madge. It's too bad she isn't here. | 0:38:34 | 0:38:41 | |
-What does she say? -Sorry we can't fly down to meet her friend. -Oh. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:46 | |
-Her friend is staying at my hotel. Her name is Tremont. -TREMONT!! | 0:38:46 | 0:38:52 | |
Hire a plane to fly us to Italy in the morning! | 0:38:53 | 0:38:57 | |
-One minute, sir. -What about Monday's show? | 0:38:57 | 0:39:01 | |
-How long is the flight? -Seven hours. -Charter a plane for the weekend! | 0:39:01 | 0:39:06 | |
-You're on, sir. -I won't... -If this show is to run, get me a plane now! | 0:39:06 | 0:39:13 | |
-What kind of plane? -One with wings! | 0:39:13 | 0:39:16 | |
OPENING BARS TO "TOP HAT" | 0:39:16 | 0:39:20 | |
-# -I've just got an invitation through the mails: | 0:39:33 | 0:39:38 | |
-# -"Your presence requested. Formal. A top hat, white tie and tails!" | 0:39:38 | 0:39:43 | |
-# -Nothing now could take the wind out of my sails | 0:39:43 | 0:39:48 | |
-# -Because I'm invited to step out in top hat, white tie and tails | 0:39:48 | 0:39:53 | |
-# -Oh, I'm putting on my top hat | 0:39:53 | 0:39:56 | |
-# -Tying up my white tie | 0:39:57 | 0:40:00 | |
-# -Brushing off my tails | 0:40:00 | 0:40:03 | |
-# -I'm duding up my shirt-front | 0:40:03 | 0:40:07 | |
-# -Putting in the shirt-studs | 0:40:07 | 0:40:09 | |
-# -Polishing my nails | 0:40:09 | 0:40:12 | |
-# -I'm stepping out, my dear To breathe an atmosphere of class | 0:40:12 | 0:40:17 | |
-# -And I trust that you'll excuse my dust, when I step on the gas | 0:40:19 | 0:40:24 | |
-# -For I'll be there | 0:40:24 | 0:40:27 | |
-# -Putting down my top hat Mussing up my white tie | 0:40:27 | 0:40:32 | |
-# -Dancing in my tails! | 0:40:32 | 0:40:34 | |
ORCHESTRA PLAYS "TOP HAT" CHORUS... | 0:43:55 | 0:43:59 | |
..AND THE REFRAIN IS TAKEN UP AT THE LIDO | 0:44:02 | 0:44:07 | |
-I'll look for Madge. See you later for cocktails. -Bene, cara mia. | 0:44:26 | 0:44:31 | |
Madge! | 0:44:50 | 0:44:52 | |
-Dale! When did you get down? -Just now. -Good. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:57 | |
Garzone... | 0:44:57 | 0:44:59 | |
Per piacere, portatemi un altro...Horse's Neck. | 0:44:59 | 0:45:06 | |
Una Horse's Neck? Si, signora. | 0:45:06 | 0:45:09 | |
-Good to see you. -And you! -Did my husband look you up? | 0:45:09 | 0:45:13 | |
Yes. | 0:45:14 | 0:45:16 | |
-How did he impress you? -He's fascinating. | 0:45:16 | 0:45:22 | |
Every once in a while, the effect he has on people surprises me. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:27 | |
He sort of surprised me, too. | 0:45:27 | 0:45:31 | |
I'm glad. He'll be here today. | 0:45:31 | 0:45:33 | |
Oh, no! He can't... | 0:45:33 | 0:45:36 | |
What's the matter? Did he flirt with you? | 0:45:36 | 0:45:40 | |
He sent me a roomful of flowers. | 0:45:41 | 0:45:44 | |
-Well, that was sweet of him. -But, Madge, you don't understand! | 0:45:44 | 0:45:50 | |
He chased me in the park. | 0:45:51 | 0:45:54 | |
I didn't know he was capable of such activity! Did he catch you? | 0:45:54 | 0:46:00 | |
Yes. | 0:46:01 | 0:46:02 | |
-Good for Horace! -But, Madge, you've shocked me! | 0:46:02 | 0:46:07 | |
He flirts with every girl he meets. It means nothing. | 0:46:07 | 0:46:11 | |
That's a funny way to take it. | 0:46:15 | 0:46:18 | |
My dear, when you're as old as I am, you take your men as you find them... IF you can find them. | 0:46:18 | 0:46:24 | |
And hotel gossip says that Beddini was supplying her with everything - clothes, flowers... | 0:46:36 | 0:46:43 | |
-No, YOU provided the flowers. -I -did? Don't be ridiculous. | 0:46:43 | 0:46:49 | |
-I'm going to find out from Madge just who and what Miss Tremont is. -I only want to know "where". | 0:46:49 | 0:46:57 | |
You don't know the trouble a designing woman can make. Believe me, I know. | 0:46:57 | 0:47:04 | |
I wouldn't tell this to anybody... | 0:47:04 | 0:47:07 | |
-I -am the victim of a designing woman myself. -Surely not Madge? -Yes... No! She doesn't know about it. | 0:47:08 | 0:47:17 | |
Her name's Violet. She's what the French call a "passade". | 0:47:17 | 0:47:22 | |
-Oh, I see. Little ships that pass in the night? -Ships...? Oh, yes. Exactly. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:29 | |
-I met her at the bird-house at the zoo. She seemed to be frightened. -Of the birds? -Y-Yes. | 0:47:29 | 0:47:37 | |
-She'd led a very sheltered life and the storks worried her. -Mm-hm. | 0:47:37 | 0:47:43 | |
I took her to a cinema... then we had dinner...then I fear I forgot myself and let her kiss me. | 0:47:43 | 0:47:50 | |
MUSICIANS CONTINUE "TOP HAT" THEME | 0:47:54 | 0:47:59 | |
DRONE OF AEROPLANE | 0:48:00 | 0:48:04 | |
That's him. Come on. | 0:48:07 | 0:48:09 | |
-No, I-I'd rather not. -Oh, come and see the early worm get the bird. | 0:48:10 | 0:48:18 | |
-Dale, I haven't told you the real reason I asked you down here. -No? | 0:48:25 | 0:48:30 | |
No. You know, I feel I've known you long enough to talk to you this way. | 0:48:30 | 0:48:35 | |
In spite of the fact that all men are...males, | 0:48:35 | 0:48:39 | |
-there is NO feeling so secure as having a reliable husband. -I -know. | 0:48:39 | 0:48:46 | |
Dale! | 0:48:49 | 0:48:50 | |
-Jerry! -Hello, Madge! I'll see you in a minute. | 0:49:03 | 0:49:07 | |
-Where did Miss Tremont go? -I didn't know you'd met. -Oh, yes. -Fine! | 0:49:10 | 0:49:15 | |
-I've arranged a little dinner party for us. -Let's eat now! -Leave her just now. She's upset. -Really? -Yes. | 0:49:15 | 0:49:23 | |
-How did Dale strike you? -Right between the eyes! -Good. -Yeah! | 0:49:23 | 0:49:28 | |
-Where's Horace? -With the baggage. -The hotel's crowded so you two will bunk together. Dale's with me. -Oh. | 0:49:28 | 0:49:36 | |
Did you get a room for my husband? Si, signora. | 0:49:36 | 0:49:40 | |
But I'm afraid it is the bridal suite. Huh! | 0:49:40 | 0:49:44 | |
How romantic! | 0:49:44 | 0:49:46 | |
Signore, you are Horace Hardwick? | 0:49:48 | 0:49:51 | |
-Oh, thank you. I am. How do you do? -I am very displeased to meet you. -Really...?! | 0:49:51 | 0:49:57 | |
-What do you mean "displeased"? -For men of your kind, this ees not a healthy place. | 0:49:57 | 0:50:04 | |
-Not healthy? With this air...?! -Oh, so it ees funny tricks you are being? | 0:50:04 | 0:50:11 | |
I warn you, never let your path criss-cross mine again, or...ze heart...ZIT!! | 0:50:11 | 0:50:19 | |
-Horace! -How do you do? | 0:50:30 | 0:50:33 | |
-MADGE! Darling! -My, my, my! Your passion frightens me(!) | 0:50:33 | 0:50:39 | |
-Been practising? -Yes, yes. Well, scarcely...no! | 0:50:39 | 0:50:43 | |
-Guess what has happened to me? -You got your first long trousers? | 0:50:43 | 0:50:48 | |
Madge, PLEASE! Jerry thinks I'd better tell you this anonymously. | 0:50:48 | 0:50:55 | |
-It sounds as if you want to confess. -What would -I -have to confess? | 0:50:55 | 0:51:00 | |
-You really want to tell me about Dale Tremont, don't you? -Yes...no. | 0:51:00 | 0:51:06 | |
-You see I haven't met her yet. -No(?) -No. | 0:51:06 | 0:51:10 | |
If that's your story, stick to it. So you weren't in the park, either? | 0:51:10 | 0:51:16 | |
It happened in the zoo... Er, the zoo in the park... | 0:51:16 | 0:51:20 | |
-How do you know I was there? -A little bird told me. -The stork! | 0:51:20 | 0:51:25 | |
-I-I think I'd better clean up a bit. -Yes, I understand just how you feel. | 0:51:25 | 0:51:31 | |
Jerry! | 0:51:42 | 0:51:44 | |
-Jerry! -What's the matter? -Madge! -Has she been chasing you? -No, no. | 0:51:48 | 0:51:53 | |
I think she knows about Violet... and I just had my life threatened! | 0:51:54 | 0:52:00 | |
-But what did he say? -He just lied and said he'd never met you. | 0:52:00 | 0:52:05 | |
-Oh, he did? -Mm-hm. I told you he'd forget about you. | 0:52:07 | 0:52:12 | |
Well, I'll make him remember me in a manner he'll never forget! | 0:52:13 | 0:52:18 | |
Has Horace been away alone lately? | 0:52:19 | 0:52:22 | |
He went to the continent last year. | 0:52:22 | 0:52:25 | |
Mr Hardwick's apartment, please. | 0:52:27 | 0:52:30 | |
-I'm going to scare your husband so that he never looks at another woman. -Husbands will always look. | 0:52:30 | 0:52:38 | |
Hello...? | 0:52:39 | 0:52:41 | |
Oh, hello...! Where ARE you? | 0:52:42 | 0:52:46 | |
Oh, so you do remember me? (He remembers me all right!) | 0:52:46 | 0:52:51 | |
-Are you alone? -Completely and desolately! | 0:52:51 | 0:52:55 | |
Fine. I'll be right up. | 0:52:55 | 0:52:59 | |
-She's coming up! -She can't! It isn't proper! | 0:53:08 | 0:53:12 | |
-She wants to see me alone. -Jerry! She wants to compromise you! | 0:53:12 | 0:53:17 | |
Are you sure you've not met her before? | 0:53:17 | 0:53:21 | |
I could have met her in Moscow... | 0:53:21 | 0:53:24 | |
Ah-hah! In Moscow! Well, you see! | 0:53:24 | 0:53:27 | |
-But I've never been there. -Oh. | 0:53:27 | 0:53:30 | |
-How about Paris? -When I was in Paris I was only ten! | 0:53:30 | 0:53:34 | |
-Jerry! It's not safe for you to see her alone. -It's not "proper" for you to receive her as you are! | 0:53:34 | 0:53:43 | |
Hello! | 0:53:55 | 0:53:56 | |
You'll think this a little unconventional, but I couldn't wait to see you...alone. | 0:53:56 | 0:54:04 | |
I, er... I'm awfully glad you came up. | 0:54:09 | 0:54:14 | |
Oh, my darling! | 0:54:14 | 0:54:16 | |
-Er, hello! How have you been? -I've been missing YOU, terribly. | 0:54:18 | 0:54:24 | |
I came down on the fastest plane I could get. | 0:54:24 | 0:54:28 | |
-Oh, no. I meant BEFORE yesterday. -Er, "before" yesterday? | 0:54:28 | 0:54:34 | |
Why, yes... Of course. Don't you REMEMBER? | 0:54:34 | 0:54:39 | |
Er, well... Er, should I? | 0:54:40 | 0:54:43 | |
-Have you forgotten what we've...been to each other? -N-No. | 0:54:44 | 0:54:50 | |
Wh-What we've BEEN to each other? | 0:54:50 | 0:54:54 | |
-Oh, I knew, yesterday in the park, when I was dancing in your arms, you remembered who I was. -Of course. | 0:54:54 | 0:55:02 | |
Who ARE you?! | 0:55:03 | 0:55:05 | |
Then you still don't remember? | 0:55:06 | 0:55:09 | |
I can...try to remember SOMETHING. | 0:55:10 | 0:55:14 | |
How could you forget that funny little house, and the suspicious concierge? | 0:55:16 | 0:55:23 | |
And that QUAINT little room? | 0:55:23 | 0:55:26 | |
We'd have tea and muffins there, watching shadows leaping on the ceiling. | 0:55:26 | 0:55:33 | |
Those long walks down that twisty, cobblestone street to the river. | 0:55:33 | 0:55:38 | |
Oh, Paris is HEAVENLY in the spring. | 0:55:38 | 0:55:43 | |
Er... Oh, so THAT's where we met! | 0:55:48 | 0:55:53 | |
Yes. Last year. | 0:55:53 | 0:55:56 | |
In Paris. | 0:55:57 | 0:55:59 | |
Hm-hm... | 0:55:59 | 0:56:01 | |
Why, of course! | 0:56:02 | 0:56:05 | |
It's all coming back to me now! | 0:56:06 | 0:56:09 | |
IS it? | 0:56:09 | 0:56:11 | |
-Yes, but you weren't called Dale Tremont then. -Wasn't I? | 0:56:11 | 0:56:16 | |
No, it was...er...er... MADELINE! | 0:56:16 | 0:56:21 | |
That was it! I called you "Mad" for short! | 0:56:21 | 0:56:25 | |
You've put on a little weight, haven't you? | 0:56:25 | 0:56:29 | |
Remember the night on the Left Bank when you had on that blue dress I bought for you? | 0:56:31 | 0:56:38 | |
And to think that I almost forgot you! | 0:56:38 | 0:56:42 | |
(Tell me something... | 0:56:44 | 0:56:46 | |
(..do you still have that awful weakness for diamond bracelets?) | 0:56:48 | 0:56:53 | |
I-I suppose I do. | 0:56:54 | 0:56:57 | |
Well, make yourself comfortable, darling. I'll order cocktails. And then we'll have supper, alone. | 0:56:57 | 0:57:03 | |
-It'll be like old times, won't it? -I-I... | 0:57:03 | 0:57:08 | |
-I'd better be going. -I'll let you go... | 0:57:08 | 0:57:12 | |
but only if we can again be to each other what we were in Paris. | 0:57:12 | 0:57:18 | |
I was right! Of all the scheming, brazen creatures! Paris, indeed! | 0:57:29 | 0:57:35 | |
-She's trying to trap you. What will you do about it? -Marry her. | 0:57:35 | 0:57:41 | |
-Jerry! This is no time to be funny. -I'm going down to ask her now! | 0:57:41 | 0:57:46 | |
Please, wait! Before you make a complete fool of yourself, let me find out more about her past. | 0:57:46 | 0:57:54 | |
-OK. You find out about her past and I'll plan her future. -Promise? -All right. Promise! | 0:57:54 | 0:58:01 | |
What happened? Did you scare him?! | 0:58:08 | 0:58:12 | |
No... HE scared ME! | 0:58:12 | 0:58:16 | |
What did he do - make faces at you? | 0:58:16 | 0:58:19 | |
Sometimes I get up in the morning, look at him and he frightens me too! | 0:58:20 | 0:58:26 | |
-He mistook me for someone called Madeline he'd met in Paris. -Really? | 0:58:26 | 0:58:31 | |
Do you think you ought to let him go away alone? I think he was up to something in Paris. | 0:58:31 | 0:58:38 | |
I must send him to China next year! | 0:58:38 | 0:58:41 | |
You don't understand! I think that we're carrying this thing too far. | 0:58:41 | 0:58:48 | |
You know, I wonder if you've seen something in Horace I've never seen. | 0:58:51 | 0:58:57 | |
MUSICIANS PLAY "CHEEK TO CHEEK" | 0:59:17 | 0:59:21 | |
I wonder what's keeping Horace? | 0:59:34 | 0:59:36 | |
-What's the matter? -I-I'm going to have a headache. | 0:59:42 | 0:59:46 | |
Don't go! I've planned this meeting! | 0:59:46 | 0:59:50 | |
Good evening. Nice to see you again, Miss Tremont. | 0:59:54 | 0:59:58 | |
-You've robbed me of the pleasure of introducing you two. You've met! -Oh, yes... Last spring. | 1:00:01 | 1:00:08 | |
-I hope you see a lot of each other. -Madge seems to know instinctively the kind of girl that interests me. | 1:00:10 | 1:00:19 | |
-What would I do without her? -Aw! Go and dance and don't think of me! | 1:00:21 | 1:00:27 | |
That's what I'm afraid of. | 1:00:29 | 1:00:31 | |
-Madge is a very brave person. -Yes, I admire her tremendously. | 1:00:38 | 1:00:44 | |
-If Madge doesn't care, then I don't. -Neither do I! All I know is that it's... | 1:00:57 | 1:01:04 | |
-# -..Heaven, I'm in heaven! | 1:01:04 | 1:01:09 | |
-# -And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak | 1:01:09 | 1:01:15 | |
-# -And I seem to find the happiness I seek | 1:01:15 | 1:01:22 | |
-# -When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek | 1:01:22 | 1:01:28 | |
-# -Heaven, I'm in heaven! | 1:01:28 | 1:01:33 | |
-# -And the cares that hung around me through the week | 1:01:34 | 1:01:40 | |
-# -Seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky streak | 1:01:40 | 1:01:46 | |
-# -When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek | 1:01:46 | 1:01:52 | |
-# -Oh, I love to climb a mountain and to reach the highest peak | 1:01:53 | 1:01:58 | |
-# -But it doesn't thrill me half as much as dancing cheek to cheek | 1:01:58 | 1:02:05 | |
-# -Oh, I love to go out fishing in a river or a creek | 1:02:05 | 1:02:10 | |
-# -But I don't enjoy it half as much as dancing cheek to cheek | 1:02:10 | 1:02:17 | |
-# -Dance with me I want my arm about you | 1:02:17 | 1:02:22 | |
-# -The charm about you will carry me through to... | 1:02:22 | 1:02:30 | |
-# -..Heaven, I'm in heaven! | 1:02:30 | 1:02:35 | |
-# -And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak | 1:02:35 | 1:02:41 | |
-# -And I seem to find the happiness I seek | 1:02:41 | 1:02:48 | |
-# -When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek. -# | 1:02:48 | 1:02:54 | |
-Aw, what IS this all about? We didn't meet in Paris. -I know. | 1:06:14 | 1:06:20 | |
I'm afraid I haven't been fair with you... I know who you are. | 1:06:20 | 1:06:26 | |
-What difference does that make? -It doesn't make any difference(?) | 1:06:27 | 1:06:32 | |
-No. I don't know who you are, and I don't care. -That's big of you. | 1:06:32 | 1:06:38 | |
Well? | 1:06:40 | 1:06:43 | |
Well, what? | 1:06:43 | 1:06:45 | |
Aren't you now supposed to say that we should think only of each other(?) | 1:06:45 | 1:06:52 | |
I-I don't think I'd say it that way exactly. But aren't we? | 1:06:53 | 1:06:58 | |
Go on. | 1:06:59 | 1:07:01 | |
If it weren't for a promise I made in a moment of weakness, I would. | 1:07:01 | 1:07:07 | |
Oh, you made a promise. That won't make much difference to you. | 1:07:07 | 1:07:12 | |
That's right... Forget it! Marry me! | 1:07:13 | 1:07:17 | |
How could I have fallen in love with anyone as low as you? | 1:07:19 | 1:07:24 | |
She LOVES me! | 1:07:30 | 1:07:33 | |
-What are you doing? -Packing. I'm leaving. | 1:07:36 | 1:07:40 | |
-We've got into such a mess. -Why? What's the matter? -Your husband. | 1:07:40 | 1:07:45 | |
He wants to divorce you and marry me. | 1:07:45 | 1:07:49 | |
-I see. He wants to do right by both of us. Did he mention a settlement? -No. | 1:07:49 | 1:07:56 | |
He probably wants ME to pay alimony. | 1:07:56 | 1:07:59 | |
-Dale, don't go. That won't solve anything. -I can't stay here as things are. | 1:07:59 | 1:08:06 | |
You're a spinster. You're fair game for any philandering male. | 1:08:06 | 1:08:11 | |
What you really should have is a husband you can call your own. | 1:08:11 | 1:08:16 | |
-Seriously, I mean it. -But what are we going to do about Horace? | 1:08:18 | 1:08:23 | |
Don't worry, dear. I'LL do it. | 1:08:23 | 1:08:26 | |
BUZZER > | 1:08:26 | 1:08:28 | |
Come in. | 1:08:31 | 1:08:33 | |
Darling! | 1:08:35 | 1:08:36 | |
All I said was, "Darling!" and she smacked me! | 1:08:46 | 1:08:50 | |
-Jerry, how does it look? Tell me. -Like a sunrise by Maxfield Parrish. | 1:08:52 | 1:08:58 | |
Oh, it's terrible! | 1:08:59 | 1:09:01 | |
-I can't go around like this! -Raw steak will reduce the swelling. | 1:09:01 | 1:09:07 | |
-It WOULD...? A steak? -Sure. | 1:09:07 | 1:09:10 | |
Bates! | 1:09:11 | 1:09:13 | |
Yes, sir? | 1:09:14 | 1:09:16 | |
-Order a steak. -A steak? Very good, sir. | 1:09:16 | 1:09:21 | |
-What's got into Madge? She's never hit me before. -Maybe she never thought of it before. | 1:09:21 | 1:09:29 | |
Room service...? This is the bridal suite. | 1:09:30 | 1:09:35 | |
Will you please send up a steak... I beg your pardon? | 1:09:35 | 1:09:40 | |
Oh, yes. Mashed potatoes and carrots and spinach. And, of course, coffee. | 1:09:41 | 1:09:48 | |
As soon as you get your eye fixed, we'll go down and see Madge. | 1:09:52 | 1:09:57 | |
Where do you want it, sir? | 1:09:57 | 1:09:59 | |
-Want what, Bates? -The steak, sir. -On my eye. | 1:09:59 | 1:10:03 | |
On your eye, sir?! | 1:10:04 | 1:10:07 | |
Why do I have to say things twice? On my eye means on my eye! | 1:10:07 | 1:10:12 | |
-I beg your pardon, sir. -Don't argue! | 1:10:12 | 1:10:15 | |
The man has a sluggish brain, Jerry. Always wants to debate things. | 1:10:16 | 1:10:21 | |
First it's a maniac, then it's Madge and now it's Bates! | 1:10:21 | 1:10:26 | |
AH!! | 1:10:32 | 1:10:33 | |
MUSICIANS PLAY: "ISN'T IT A LOVELY DAY" | 1:10:39 | 1:10:44 | |
Carissima, we are grand success! | 1:10:55 | 1:10:58 | |
Every woman ees saying, "This dress, she ees wonderful. Beddini ees the tops." Oh, I am so happy! | 1:10:58 | 1:11:05 | |
But no, cara mia, it ees not the dress. It ees you who wears it. | 1:11:07 | 1:11:12 | |
-Thank you, Alberto. -Ah-hah! What ees it? | 1:11:14 | 1:11:18 | |
This Adam again, this gardener of Eden, he has make you sad? | 1:11:19 | 1:11:25 | |
-It's just that I'm all mixed up. -Oh, why worry about this man? | 1:11:28 | 1:11:33 | |
I think I'm worrying more about his wife. | 1:11:33 | 1:11:37 | |
Poverina, Beddini does not like to see you so sad. | 1:11:39 | 1:11:43 | |
Alberto, you seem to be the only one left I can turn to. | 1:11:46 | 1:11:51 | |
Oh, Dale, why don't you marry Beddini? He will make you happy. | 1:11:52 | 1:11:57 | |
Why not? I am rich and I am pretty. | 1:11:58 | 1:12:02 | |
And then this Hardwick will leave you alone. | 1:12:03 | 1:12:07 | |
-I'll marry you if you want me to. Let's do it right away. -Angela mia! | 1:12:10 | 1:12:16 | |
We'll get you straightened out, then I'll ask Madge about Dale. | 1:12:25 | 1:12:30 | |
Mr Hardwick, there is to be a wedding this evening, and we need the bridal suite. | 1:12:30 | 1:12:37 | |
-Why... -We've hardly settled in yet, have we, angel? -No, we haven't... Please! | 1:12:37 | 1:12:44 | |
-Of course you may have it. -Thank you, dear sir. | 1:12:44 | 1:12:49 | |
Brace up! Madge has merely heard something about this Violet girl. | 1:12:49 | 1:12:54 | |
-You tell her yourself. That's all she's waiting for. -So I fear. | 1:12:54 | 1:12:59 | |
-The truth has never hurt any man. -Jerry, you're RIGHT! | 1:12:59 | 1:13:05 | |
And if it does, I'll go to the hospital with you. | 1:13:09 | 1:13:13 | |
Horace, what is this? Halloween?! | 1:13:16 | 1:13:18 | |
Horace has a little confession. | 1:13:19 | 1:13:22 | |
Well, I've been waiting for this! Come in and get it off your chest. | 1:13:22 | 1:13:27 | |
(Better take your glasses off!) | 1:13:29 | 1:13:32 | |
Sit down. | 1:13:36 | 1:13:38 | |
Well? | 1:13:42 | 1:13:45 | |
Huh? Oh... | 1:13:45 | 1:13:47 | |
W-Well... | 1:13:47 | 1:13:49 | |
Horace met a young lady in London... | 1:13:50 | 1:13:53 | |
-You had an inkling or... -You wouldn't be telling me now. | 1:13:53 | 1:13:58 | |
Never! Er, what? Er, certainly! | 1:13:58 | 1:14:01 | |
-Horace would like to make a clean breast of it. -Before I find out. | 1:14:01 | 1:14:06 | |
Exactly. Madge, this girl was... What...? Oh, dear. I'm all mixed. | 1:14:06 | 1:14:12 | |
TELEPHONE RINGS | 1:14:12 | 1:14:15 | |
Hello? | 1:14:20 | 1:14:21 | |
Madge, darling, I just got married. | 1:14:21 | 1:14:25 | |
You got what? It sounded as if you said you just got married! | 1:14:25 | 1:14:30 | |
I did. | 1:14:30 | 1:14:32 | |
Where are you now? Going to the bridal suite? | 1:14:32 | 1:14:36 | |
A proper place for newly-weds! | 1:14:36 | 1:14:39 | |
I must compliment you on your speed! Who did you find to marry you? | 1:14:39 | 1:14:44 | |
Alberto?! You'd better hang up, Dale. I'm going to faint! | 1:14:44 | 1:14:49 | |
Dale?! | 1:14:49 | 1:14:51 | |
-Dale Tremont married? -To that dressmaker. | 1:14:51 | 1:14:56 | |
-Good! -Good? -It's all his fault. -MY fault?! | 1:14:56 | 1:15:00 | |
She told me how she slapped you. | 1:15:00 | 1:15:03 | |
Yes, b-but I'M the one she slapped! | 1:15:03 | 1:15:07 | |
She's been mistaking me for Horace all this time! | 1:15:09 | 1:15:13 | |
-Huh! No wonder she thought Horace was fascinating. -I resent that! | 1:15:13 | 1:15:18 | |
Madge, where is she now? | 1:15:18 | 1:15:21 | |
-On her way to the bridal suite. -Bridal suite! | 1:15:21 | 1:15:25 | |
-See you later. -Jerry! | 1:15:28 | 1:15:31 | |
-That isn't fair. -All is fair in love and war - | 1:15:31 | 1:15:35 | |
and this is revolution! | 1:15:35 | 1:15:37 | |
Ees very pretty! | 1:15:39 | 1:15:41 | |
Thank you, dear sir. Is there anything else, sir? | 1:15:41 | 1:15:46 | |
Please ask my wife to join me. It is a pleasure. | 1:15:46 | 1:15:50 | |
Di niente. | 1:15:50 | 1:15:53 | |
Hi! | 1:16:07 | 1:16:09 | |
-What are you doing? -What are YOU? | 1:16:14 | 1:16:18 | |
-It ees my room! -It is MY room! | 1:16:18 | 1:16:21 | |
-So? But -I -have the key! | 1:16:21 | 1:16:24 | |
So? But I have the key! | 1:16:24 | 1:16:27 | |
-I -am Beddini! -You got me there, pal. | 1:16:27 | 1:16:33 | |
We will see who owns thees room! | 1:16:33 | 1:16:36 | |
You shouldn't be in here. It isn't cricket. | 1:16:52 | 1:16:56 | |
It isn't tiddlywinks, either. | 1:16:56 | 1:16:58 | |
There ees a man in my bed! Un uomo? Ma certo! | 1:17:05 | 1:17:11 | |
-He isn't here yet. I'll just wait for my uncle here. -Grazie, signore. | 1:17:13 | 1:17:19 | |
-I didn't know you had an uncle! -Didn't you? -No! | 1:17:19 | 1:17:23 | |
Well, I haven't. But this room is just above the bridal suite. | 1:17:23 | 1:17:28 | |
He ees not here. If he returns, call us. I will keel him! | 1:17:31 | 1:17:36 | |
Beddini motto: for the woman, the kiss, for the man, the sword. | 1:17:36 | 1:17:42 | |
Ma, prego, signore... | 1:17:42 | 1:17:44 | |
Ma bisogna fare qualche cosa! | 1:17:44 | 1:17:47 | |
# Alberto, you are a fine fellow! | 1:18:05 | 1:18:10 | |
# Albe-eee-erto Beddini! | 1:18:10 | 1:18:15 | |
# I'm so glad you're not skinny! # | 1:18:15 | 1:18:19 | |
Oh, Dale! You are lovely! | 1:18:25 | 1:18:28 | |
-Like a flower I am afraid to crush! -Don't be afraid. | 1:18:28 | 1:18:33 | |
FRENETIC TAP-DANCING | 1:18:33 | 1:18:37 | |
-Make him stop! -Who is it? Do you know? | 1:18:41 | 1:18:45 | |
-Yes, it's Horace. -Horace Hardwick, that interlopper! I'll stop HEEM!! | 1:18:45 | 1:18:53 | |
For the man, the sword! | 1:18:59 | 1:19:02 | |
Mrs Hardwick! | 1:19:13 | 1:19:15 | |
-(He's coming! -Oh. -You keep this up. -Right.) | 1:19:23 | 1:19:27 | |
Madge, come and rescue Horace from Alberto! | 1:19:40 | 1:19:44 | |
Salute! | 1:19:56 | 1:19:58 | |
Why, yes... Of course. | 1:19:58 | 1:20:00 | |
-I have to see you. -Will you please stop annoying me? | 1:20:10 | 1:20:15 | |
-But you've been mistaken about me. -No, I haven't. | 1:20:15 | 1:20:20 | |
-Then I'll stay here and there'll be a scene with your husband. -He'll be furious if he finds you here! | 1:20:20 | 1:20:28 | |
Then please come with me for a minute. I must talk to you. | 1:20:28 | 1:20:33 | |
-So you see I am the wrong person. -But you are Horace Hardwick? -Of course! | 1:20:34 | 1:20:41 | |
Then you are not the wrong person! Prepare! | 1:20:41 | 1:20:45 | |
-I've come to see the fun! -Tell him he's making a serious mistake! | 1:20:51 | 1:20:56 | |
It may be a mistake, but it's not serious. Go right ahead, Alberto. | 1:20:56 | 1:21:01 | |
No, I cannot kill him before a lady. | 1:21:01 | 1:21:04 | |
Maybe it's best you don't kill him. I may want that pleasure myself some day. | 1:21:04 | 1:21:11 | |
-But why didn't you tell me who you were? -After all, I mean, you never gave me much of a chance. | 1:21:14 | 1:21:22 | |
Mr Travers! Mr Travers! | 1:21:28 | 1:21:31 | |
Mr Travers! > | 1:21:31 | 1:21:33 | |
Help, somebody! | 1:21:35 | 1:21:37 | |
I really did not want to keel you. | 1:21:37 | 1:21:40 | |
-You must forgeeve me. -I "forgeeve" you. -Oh! | 1:21:40 | 1:21:44 | |
- Don't mind me! - Oh! | 1:21:46 | 1:21:49 | |
Not tonight. Some other time. Thank you. | 1:21:49 | 1:21:54 | |
-Pardon me, sir. -What is it? | 1:21:54 | 1:21:58 | |
Mr Travers and Miss Tremont are drifting out to the bay. | 1:21:58 | 1:22:02 | |
That'll teach you to accuse me! He's kidnapped her! | 1:22:02 | 1:22:07 | |
Kidnapped her?! You are IN dis plot! You are cahooting with him! | 1:22:07 | 1:22:13 | |
-I've had just about... -Children! > | 1:22:13 | 1:22:16 | |
Should we not perhaps rescue them? | 1:22:16 | 1:22:19 | |
Yes! Come on! | 1:22:19 | 1:22:21 | |
-Isn't it marvellous to have brains? -Brrrh! -Be quiet! Do something! -Sir! | 1:22:21 | 1:22:27 | |
-Jerry! -That isn't Jerry. You're making a fool of yourself. -There's no crime to look, is there? | 1:22:28 | 1:22:36 | |
ENGINE IS SILENT | 1:22:36 | 1:22:39 | |
-There is no gas left. -Oh, my word! I'll check the engine. Where is it? | 1:22:39 | 1:22:46 | |
It may be hidden under the hood. | 1:22:46 | 1:22:48 | |
This is the first time I've ever had to walk back from a boat ride. | 1:22:53 | 1:22:58 | |
-Don't come. I'll talk to him alone. -He'll have to get used to me. | 1:23:00 | 1:23:06 | |
Seriously, I'd rather you wouldn't. | 1:23:06 | 1:23:09 | |
-When am I going to see you again? -..I don't know. | 1:23:09 | 1:23:14 | |
Mr Travers! They went to look for you, in a boat! | 1:23:18 | 1:23:22 | |
-Mr Beddini, too? -Yes, all three. They won't be back this evening. We removed the gasoline. | 1:23:22 | 1:23:30 | |
Oh, thank you, Bates! Thank you! | 1:23:30 | 1:23:34 | |
DALE!! | 1:23:34 | 1:23:36 | |
Lei e in arresto. What is it, my good man? | 1:23:44 | 1:23:48 | |
Perche lei e vestito cosi? Oh, THESE? Yes... I'm masquerading. | 1:23:48 | 1:23:55 | |
Masquerading. | 1:23:57 | 1:23:59 | |
Don't you understand English? Inglese? No, signore. | 1:24:00 | 1:24:05 | |
You DON'T understand English? Oh, well, well, well! | 1:24:05 | 1:24:09 | |
I've been waiting for such an opportunity, you frozen-faced flat-foot! | 1:24:09 | 1:24:16 | |
Grazie, signore. Grazie to you, you stultified shrimp! | 1:24:16 | 1:24:22 | |
Grazie, signore. | 1:24:22 | 1:24:25 | |
Can I help it if you look like a mildewed donkey? Grazie, signore. | 1:24:26 | 1:24:32 | |
I'm adoring this! Grazie to you, since you insist. | 1:24:32 | 1:24:37 | |
I happen to be breaking the law, but you will never know it, you fish-faced nincompoop! | 1:24:37 | 1:24:45 | |
Grazie, signore. Good night! | 1:24:45 | 1:24:48 | |
Un momento. | 1:24:48 | 1:24:50 | |
I arrest you for masquerading as a gondolier. | 1:24:54 | 1:24:58 | |
I further charge you with insulting an officer with vile names. | 1:24:58 | 1:25:05 | |
Grazie(!) | 1:25:06 | 1:25:09 | |
MUSIC: "PICCOLINO" | 1:25:09 | 1:25:16 | |
Signore, shall I serve now, or wait for the groom? | 1:25:16 | 1:25:20 | |
-The groom won't be here tonight. -Very good. -Very good? It's perfect! | 1:25:20 | 1:25:26 | |
-I still feel a little guilty about him. -Let's eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we have to face him! | 1:25:26 | 1:25:35 | |
MUSIC SWELLS TO FULL VOLUME | 1:25:35 | 1:25:39 | |
-# -By the Adriatic waters Venetian sons and daughters | 1:26:43 | 1:26:48 | |
-# -Are strumming a new tune upon their guitars | 1:26:48 | 1:26:52 | |
-# -It was written by a Latin A gondolier who sat in... | 1:26:55 | 1:26:59 | |
-# -His home out in Brooklyn and gazed at the stars | 1:26:59 | 1:27:03 | |
-# -He sent his melody across the sea to Italy | 1:27:04 | 1:27:10 | |
-# -And we know they wrote some words to fit that catchy bit | 1:27:10 | 1:27:15 | |
-# -And christened it the Piccolino | 1:27:15 | 1:27:20 | |
-# -And we know it is the reason Why everyone this season | 1:27:20 | 1:27:24 | |
-# -Is humming and strumming a melody | 1:27:24 | 1:27:28 | |
-# -Come to the Casino and hear them play the Piccolino | 1:27:30 | 1:27:38 | |
-# -Dance with your bambino to the strains of the catchy Piccolino | 1:27:39 | 1:27:47 | |
-# -Drink your glass of vino | 1:27:47 | 1:27:51 | |
-# -And when you've had your plate of scaloppino | 1:27:51 | 1:27:55 | |
-# -Make them play the Piccolino, the catchy Piccolino | 1:27:55 | 1:28:00 | |
-# -And dance to the strains of that new melody | 1:28:00 | 1:28:04 | |
-# -The Piccolino! | 1:28:06 | 1:28:08 | |
# By the Adriatic waters Venetian sons and daughters | 1:28:13 | 1:28:18 | |
# Are strumming a new tune upon their guitars | 1:28:18 | 1:28:23 | |
# Ah...! It was written by a Latin, A gondolier who sat in... | 1:28:23 | 1:28:29 | |
# His home out in Brooklyn and gazed at the stars | 1:28:29 | 1:28:34 | |
# He sent his melody across the sea to Italy | 1:28:34 | 1:28:40 | |
# And we know they wrote the words to fit that catchy bit | 1:28:40 | 1:28:45 | |
# And christened it the Piccolino | 1:28:45 | 1:28:49 | |
# We know it is the reason Why everyone this season | 1:28:49 | 1:28:54 | |
# Is strumming and humming a new melody | 1:28:54 | 1:28:58 | |
# Ah-ah...! AH!! | 1:28:58 | 1:29:02 | |
# Co-o-ome to the Casino | 1:29:02 | 1:29:05 | |
# And hear them play the Piccolino! | 1:29:05 | 1:29:09 | |
# Da-a-ance with your bambino | 1:29:09 | 1:29:12 | |
# To the strains of the catchy Piccolino | 1:29:12 | 1:29:16 | |
# Drink, drink your glass of vino! | 1:29:16 | 1:29:20 | |
# And when you've had your plate of scaloppino | 1:29:20 | 1:29:25 | |
# Make them play the Piccolino, the catchy Piccolino | 1:29:25 | 1:29:30 | |
# And dance to the strains of that new melody... | 1:29:30 | 1:29:36 | |
# The Piccolino! # | 1:29:36 | 1:29:39 | |
"PICCOLINO" PLAYS FAINTLY IN BACKGROUND | 1:31:45 | 1:31:48 | |
Atchoo! | 1:31:50 | 1:31:51 | |
The hour of reckoning is at hand. Beddini ees about to settle his accounts... Atchoo! | 1:31:56 | 1:32:04 | |
Skipper! Si, signora? | 1:32:08 | 1:32:10 | |
Will you tell my husband we're here? | 1:32:10 | 1:32:13 | |
He's the one with his mouth closed. Subito, signora! | 1:32:17 | 1:32:22 | |
Signor, alzati! Alzati! | 1:32:22 | 1:32:26 | |
-Alberto is as mad as a drunken toreador. -Where is he? -In the room. | 1:32:26 | 1:32:32 | |
-Jerry, I'd take the first plane back to London, pronto! -Not until I've asked him for his wife's hand. | 1:32:32 | 1:32:39 | |
-Mr Hardwick! > -What do you want? | 1:32:43 | 1:32:46 | |
-I regret to report that your valet has been arrested. -Bates? Really?! | 1:32:46 | 1:32:52 | |
-He would still be in jail, but I bailed him out. -No! | 1:32:52 | 1:32:56 | |
< KNOCK | 1:32:59 | 1:33:01 | |
Come in! | 1:33:01 | 1:33:03 | |
So, at LAST the leetle birdies have come flying back to the rooster! | 1:33:05 | 1:33:13 | |
Atchoo! | 1:33:13 | 1:33:15 | |
Gesundheit! Mr Beddini, we want to explain this whole thing to you. | 1:33:15 | 1:33:20 | |
I will not listen to excuses... not even the truth! | 1:33:20 | 1:33:24 | |
I have the most amazing news! A few days ago, my invaluable man, Bates... | 1:33:24 | 1:33:31 | |
-Allow me to tell them, sir! -QUIET! -> | 1:33:31 | 1:33:36 | |
A few days ago, my invaluable... | 1:33:36 | 1:33:39 | |
The needle has got stuck! You tell it, Bates. Thank you, madam. | 1:33:39 | 1:33:45 | |
Miss Dale, Mr Hardwick thought you were dangerous... | 1:33:48 | 1:33:52 | |
-And he asked me to follow you, lest you did something...dangerous. -Follow me? -Yes. | 1:33:52 | 1:33:59 | |
I thought up many little disguises. | 1:33:59 | 1:34:03 | |
This evening I met Mr Beddini and Miss Tremont, | 1:34:03 | 1:34:08 | |
and fearing they might recognise me, I turned my collar around like THIS. | 1:34:08 | 1:34:15 | |
And very cleverly, I became a clergyman. | 1:34:15 | 1:34:19 | |
- You are the one who married us! - Yes! | 1:34:20 | 1:34:24 | |
-Then we're NOT really married? -Precisely. | 1:34:24 | 1:34:29 | |
Well, well, well! | 1:34:30 | 1:34:32 | |
Mr Beddini, what are you doing in this young lady's room?! | 1:34:32 | 1:34:38 | |
MUSIC: "PICCOLINO" | 1:34:42 | 1:34:45 | |
Subtitles by Alison Loudon, BBC | 1:35:13 | 1:35:18 |