Face/Off


Face/Off

Action thriller in which an FBI agent agrees to have the face of a terrorist grafted onto his own head in order to discover the location of an enormous bomb. John Travolta stars.


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HE GASPS

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HE SOBS

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ANGUISHED MOAN

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HE SIGHS

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Have you eaten anything?

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What's this? We got ten minutes to go.

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-Punch me out, man.

-You got it.

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Any word from the LAPD Intelligence?

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-If there is such a thing.

-Not yet, sir.

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Of course not. We're a covert anti-terrorism team,

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so secret that when we snap our fingers, nothing happens!

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'Sheriff's department?'

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Airport police?

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No. Interpol says he's in Tripoli.

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Well, you trust that billion-dollar satellite, OK?

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I'll trust a ten dollar snitch at this point.

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-'Sean, look.'

-'What?!'

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-<

-Why don't you give them a break?

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We'll take a break when the case breaks, OK?

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MUSIC: "Hallelujah Chorus" by Handel

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# Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

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# Hallelujah!

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# Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

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# For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth

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# Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

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-#

-For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth

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# Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

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-#

-For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth

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-#

-Hallelujah!

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-#

-And he shall reign...

-#

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I've never enjoyed The Messiah.

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In fact, I think it's fucking boring.

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But your voice makes even a hack like Handel...seem like a genius.

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HE SINGS: Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

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-#

-Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

-#

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Ahhhh!!

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-#

-Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

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-#

-Hallelujah!

-#

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Victor, when we put this to bed,

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you can brand the Fourth Amendment on my butt.

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Sir, excuse me. Your wife's on line one.

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A jet was just chartered. Guess who paid the bill? Pollux Troy.

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Put someone on the plane.

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We got no sign of Castor.

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Pollux doesn't fly without big brother!

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You're 26 minutes late. The casing didn't fit, right?

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I told you Dietrich would pawn off some cheap shit

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North Korean plastic.

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The casing fit like a condom.

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You didn't deviate from the plan? Pollux?

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I didn't want to twiddle my thumbs. I paid for the jet...to save time.

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That's what the boys are for - to hide our famous faces.

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If I didn't love you, I'd kill you, bro.

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I hate it when you call me "bro".

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You guys are paid to protect him from everybody, including himself.

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Stay away from downtown on the 18th. It's gonna be a little...smoggy.

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My passengers are here. I gotta go.

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Let's go. Let's go. I'm bored. Let's go.

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Here you go.

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Ooh. Bravo.

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Would you like anything else?

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Oh. Peach.

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Sit. Come here.

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You know, I can...er... eat a peach for hours.

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Um... Come here.

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If I were to send you flowers, where would I, er...

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HE CHUCKLES No. Wait. Let me rephrase.

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If I were to let you suck my tongue...

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..would you be grateful?

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There's someone on the runway.

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Get off of me!

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Archer.

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FBI!

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This is a very big gun. Fly the fuckin' plane.

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Come on. That's it.

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Come on. Let's go!

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Don't play chicken with the jet!

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Come on!

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He's got one of us. Goddammit!

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All units. Pin him in!

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Close it up!

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One of yours, Sean?!

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GUNSHOT

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Shit!

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Out! Come on! Go! Go!

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Goddammit, Sean!

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Take off now.

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-Fly!

-I can't!

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Fly, bitch!

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All units ready. Follow Archer's lead.

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What the fuck are you doing?

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An engine's out. We gotta stop.

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GUNSHOT

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Pollux!

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Cas?

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Secure the hangar!

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CLANG!

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Berkley, down!

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Down!

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BUTTONS PING, ENGINE FIRES UP

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Give up, Castor. Your time's up.

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HE CHUCKLES Well, you'd better hit me, Sean.

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You've only got one bullet left.

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So do you.

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Wow.

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We've got something in common. We both know our guns.

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What we don't have in common is I don't care if I live. And you do.

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Sean...that hurts.

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You're not having any fun, are you, Sean?

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Why don't you come with us?

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-Try terrorism. It's more fun!

-Shut the fuck up!

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Watch your mouth! I'm gonna unleash a Biblical plague HELL-A deserves.

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Or I'll give this shithole a break if my brother and I walk.

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Bullshit!

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Oh, you think I'm bluffing.

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Maybe I am, but then maybe I'm not.

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More importantly, what would you do with me locked up?

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You'd drive your wife and kid crazy.

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How is your daughter? Is she ripe? Darling Janie.

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Your little peach. Is she ripe?

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HE BARKS

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GUN CLICKS

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OK.

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OK. Please, man.

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Don't shoot me. HE WHIMPERS

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I'm scared, Seanie!

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WHIMPERS LAUGHINGLY

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I think you'd better pull the trigger. Cos I don't give a fuck!

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I'm ready!

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# Ready for the big ride, baby! #

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-<

-Well, Sean,

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it looks like Elvis done left the building.

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'It wasn't my fault!'

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Why can't you be on my side?!

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I am on your side. You have to give me a chance.

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Now what?

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She was suspended again. A kid joked about her clothes.

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She started a fight.

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Don't ask me what happened(!)

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OK, what happened?

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Oh, I see.

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It's not like you'd believe me!

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Jamie, look, it's not easy, OK?

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I mean, look...

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You change your looks every week...and the way you act.

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Who are you supposed to be now?

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I'm supposed to be me.

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Not like you have a clue who I am anyway!

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I have to work tonight.

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I called to tell you but I was on hold for ten minutes

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and I couldn't wait.

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I got him, Eve.

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It's over?

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It's over.

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Oh, Sean!

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I'll make it up to you and Jamie, I promise.

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I'll put in for a desk job, I'll do counselling,

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talk about Mike - I'll do it. Anything you want.

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I just want you.

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Well, good. Cos that's what you're gonna get.

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Are you happy?

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Yeah.

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What is all this?

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Sir, the CIA sent this over.

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I didn't know they catered. Send it back.

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No, wait.

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How about...er...

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What about to Anderson, Montgomery,

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Berkley...

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..Pinkus, Janelli, Winters?

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How's Loomis?

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HE SIGHS

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He's gonna need a little surgery, but...he'll be OK.

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What's up?

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Special Ops. They want a word.

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Forget it. I don't have the time.

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Better make time, Sean. Recovered from the jet wreckage.

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Found in Pollux Troy's briefcase.

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MUSIC PLAYS AND WOMAN MOANS

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Porcelain casing.

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Thermal cloak. Nerve gas

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and biological payload.

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Enough to flatten a square mile.

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And depending on the winds,

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the fallout will be a tad worse than Gulf War Syndrome.

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"A Biblical... A Biblical plague that LA..."

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Where is he?! Where's Pollux Troy?

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Why draw the schematic if you're not gonna build the bomb?

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-POLLUX:

-Is it a crime to exercise the mind?

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I'm not saying another word until I see my brother.

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Any progress?

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I need about ten minutes alone with this guy.

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Give it a rest. You got Castor.

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We're not evacuating the city on a hunch.

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I know Castor too well for this to be a hunch!

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You know what? Just run the goddamned Bureau any way you like!

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I could put an agent in his cell. Maybe Pollux will let it slip.

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Come on. He's a paranoid sociopath.

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He'd only talk to his brother. And he's dead.

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There is one other possibility.

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Oh, God! You're keeping him alive!

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Relax, Archer. He's a turnip.

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What if you could walk into Erehwon Prison

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and give Pollux a nice, big brotherly hug as Castor Troy?

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I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Let me try.

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Malcolm Walsh. I run the Bio-Cover Unit.

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I know who you are.

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You don't know what I can do - physical alteration, augmentation.

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Dr Walsh can alter the likeness, the voice of a witness.

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I think you'll recognise this patient.

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We have to build your friend Loomis a whole new ear from scratch.

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What we're suggesting for you isn't a permanent transplant,

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just a temporary trade.

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Come here.

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With the new anti-inflammatories, healing takes days.

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Only your blood types won't match.

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Height difference is negligible.

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Skin pigment, eye pigment -

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both almost identical.

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We'll use laser shears for the hairline, micro-plugs for body hair.

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Then an abdominoplasty - remove those love handles.

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But all that's the easy part.

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Here's the real science.

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This is a morpho-genetic template.

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The inside is modelled on your skull,

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the outside exactly like Troy's.

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Then we fit his face on top.

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Not a replica...the real thing.

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We connect the muscles, tear ducts and nerves.

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You want to take his face and mine..

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Borrow. The procedure's completely reversible.

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You think that I WANT to do this? No. No!

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-There's no-one else.

-No!

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You have lived and breathed Castor.

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I'll get his gang to talk.

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What if you can't? The bomb will blow and Castor Troy will win.

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Get out! Go ahead! And wipe your ass!

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Damn! What the hell is that smell?

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His shit. Where's Dietrich?

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Hello, Sasha. When was the last time you saw Castor?

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Who cares? He's dead.

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Answer the question.

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I know my rights. I don't have to answer shit.

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You're a felon on probation for harbouring Castor. One phone call

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and your son will end up in a foster home.

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I understand why you would use

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such a threat,

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but you try to take him away from me, I swear to you...

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I haven't seen him for years.

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This reeks of you. It's got your signature all over it.

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Maybe. But you ain't got nothing on me.

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And you know it.

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That may be so. But I can keep you within city limits or I can talk

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to your sister again. She's right outside.

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Only this time, I'll be nice.

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Hey, Sean...

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How's your dead son?

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HE LAUGHS

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I don't know...!

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COCKS GUN

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Something about the 18th!

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But that's all I know!

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Great. We've got a date. Where's the bomb?

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Only Pollux Troy knows that.

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It's your call.

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Does Lazarro know your plan?

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No, this is a black-bag operation,

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strictly off the books.

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You can't tell Lazarro or your wife.

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Oh, God!

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What are you asking me to do? OK, let's see.

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You're asking me to...

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break the law,

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risk my neck...

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and you're asking me to put in the dark all the people that love me

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and trust me.

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I'll do it.

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Sean...

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I'm sorry I woke you.

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I'm glad it's you that woke me.

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And not a phone call telling me you won't be coming home.

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That's a fear I can now let go of.

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It's all right, Sean.

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It's OK.

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I keep... I keep wanting to move this

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over here, you know?

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If it had only been an... an inch to the left...

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Mikey would be alive.

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And you wouldn't be.

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Things are going to get better now that you're home.

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The scar won't move but it will heal if you let it.

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Everything will be better now he's out of our lives.

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Hmm.

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HE SIGHS

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Eve, what if I told you

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that I realise that this thing won't fully end...

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..until I did one last thing?

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Eve? Something vital.

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Oh, God. You're going back on assignment again.

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Just one last time.

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Come on, Eve.

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"I'm not going anywhere." That's what you told me.

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HE GROANS

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You don't need me to tell you what to do. You never have. So go.

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But go now.

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Sean, I'm changing my mind. It's a suicide mission.

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Yeah, I know. I know.

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You know, maybe this... If this doctor can...

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If he can do even half of what he says he can do, maybe it will work.

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I don't know.

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I become Castor Troy. I'll be in control.

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That's the part that scares me.

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SEAN CHUCKLES

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LIFT DOORS OPEN

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Doctor, I, um... There's something...

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I have this scar.

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If you can...put this back after... after all this is over.

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It's important. A reminder.

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Sure.

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Tito, please, hold this for me.

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Please.

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OK. Let's go.

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Ugh!

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Oh, my God...

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-<

-Are you OK?

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Come on. Talk to me.

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HE SOBS

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No!

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Fuck you! Fuck you!

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-Fuck you!

-Sean!

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-Fuck you!

-Sean!

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Sean! Sean...Archer!

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You're Sean Archer!

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Sean Archer.

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Sean Archer.

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When this is over...

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..I want you to take this face...

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and burn it.

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I...I still sound like me.

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There's a microchip on your larynx. But you must be careful.

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Pressure, a blow, even a violent sneeze could dislodge it.

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Just repeat what you hear.

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CASTOR: Peach. I can eat a peach for hours.

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Peach. I can eat a peach for hours.

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There's a scratchy tickle.

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-DISTORTED THROUGH COMPUTER:

-"Peach. I can eat a peach for hours."

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-MORE LIKE CASTOR:

-"Peach. I can eat a peach for hours."

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Once again.

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-LIKE CASTOR:

-Peach. I can eat a peach for hours.

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Perfect.

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Now, Sean, six days until the 18th.

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The clock's ticking and so is the bomb.

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'You've got two days'

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to get Pollux to talk.

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Either way, Miller comes in

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and pulls you out. You got me?

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What's the matter?

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The face itches.

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You all right? Come on, let's go.

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Archer will be pissed when he returns from his training op...

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He's knee-deep in Georgia swamp.

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CLANKING

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You are now the property

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of Erehwon Prison,

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a citizen of nowhere.

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The Geneva Convention is void here.

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Amnesty International doesn't know we exist.

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When I say your ass belongs to me, I mean exactly that.

0:38:550:39:00

This prison is a magnetic field.

0:39:100:39:12

The boots tell us where you are.

0:39:120:39:15

621 to population!

0:39:150:39:17

Hey, hey! What's the matter, pal?

0:40:320:40:35

Don't you remember little people?

0:40:350:40:37

Burke Hicks.

0:40:380:40:41

Yeah.

0:40:400:40:41

I busted...

0:40:410:40:43

Archer busted you for stalking the UN Secretary General.

0:40:440:40:48

Archer framed me. I had nothing to do with that.

0:40:480:40:51

Word was you got wasted.

0:40:510:40:54

Wanna see what "wasted" looks like?

0:41:020:41:06

PRISONERS: Oooh!

0:41:040:41:06

Pollux.

0:41:090:41:10

INTERCOM: 'Disturbance. Go to lockdown.'

0:41:340:41:37

Hold that lockdown.

0:41:370:41:39

Come on, you pussy!

0:41:570:41:59

Watch your fuckin' mouth.

0:42:040:42:06

You watch your FUCKIN' MOUTH!

0:42:060:42:09

Because I'm Castor Troy! Yeah!

0:42:200:42:23

I'm Castor Troy!

0:42:230:42:25

Whoo!

0:42:260:42:28

I'm Castor Troy!

0:42:280:42:30

Yeah! Oh, yeah!

0:42:300:42:33

Whoo!

0:42:330:42:34

Whoo!

0:42:410:42:43

HE CRIES OUT

0:42:430:42:45

Lock 'em down.

0:43:050:43:07

I stop the fights. Not you.

0:43:180:43:21

KICK!

0:43:200:43:21

That's two strikes for you, Dubov.

0:43:210:43:25

One more and you know where you're going.

0:43:250:43:27

When I get out of here...

0:43:270:43:30

IF you get out of here.

0:43:300:43:31

..I'm going to have you fired.

0:43:320:43:35

THEY ALL LAUGH

0:43:350:43:36

HEART MONITOR BEEPS REGULARLY

0:43:390:43:42

RAPID BEEPING

0:43:430:43:45

REGULAR BEEPING

0:43:490:43:51

SQUELCHING

0:44:180:44:20

CASTOR GASPS AND CHOKES

0:44:300:44:32

HE GROANS

0:44:380:44:39

HE CRIES OUT

0:44:390:44:41

CASTOR: Lars, it's me.

0:44:510:44:54

Believe it.

0:44:540:44:56

Someone...

0:44:570:44:58

HE CHOKES

0:44:580:45:00

They took... They switched my...

0:45:000:45:02

Some fucking...

0:45:020:45:04

HE CHOKES

0:45:050:45:07

But it's cool.

0:45:080:45:10

We're gonna deal with it.

0:45:100:45:12

HE CACKLES

0:45:120:45:14

SCREECHING

0:45:140:45:16

Oh, yes!

0:45:180:45:20

We're gonna deal with it!

0:45:200:45:22

MUSIC: "Ach, Ich Fuhl's" by Mozart

0:45:320:45:38

What's this about?

0:45:500:45:54

Dr Walsh!

0:45:520:45:54

I was just enjoying some of your greatest hits here.

0:45:540:45:58

Oh, I hope you don't mind.

0:45:580:45:59

I...er, I partook of your groovy...groovy pain-killers.

0:45:590:46:04

This is fabulous work. Oh!

0:46:040:46:06

HE LAUGHS Bravo!

0:46:060:46:08

Bra-fucking-vo.

0:46:100:46:11

Oh, God, this is excellent.

0:46:110:46:14

Bravo.

0:46:140:46:16

Bravo.

0:46:160:46:17

What do you want?

0:46:170:46:19

CASTOR CLAPS SLOWLY

0:46:190:46:21

Take one goddamn guess.

0:46:240:46:27

I wish they'd play the salmon spawning scenes again. So erotic.

0:46:340:46:40

Fuckin' nature channel!

0:46:400:46:42

One more waterfall and I'll foam at the mouth.

0:46:420:46:45

It's like they're begging us to riot.

0:46:450:46:48

Excuse me.

0:46:480:46:50

Not feeling coordinated lately, are you?

0:46:540:46:57

Look...bro.

0:46:590:47:01

You've got to help me.

0:47:010:47:04

I am so fried.

0:47:040:47:06

If the psychos in here find out I'm misfiring, we'll both be dead meat.

0:47:060:47:11

Shock treatment? What's the matter with you? Did they operate?

0:47:110:47:15

I was in a coma.

0:47:150:47:17

You're so fuckin' paranoid! Aren't they giving you your medication?

0:47:170:47:22

What was my medication?

0:47:220:47:25

Pollux, I hand-fed you those pills for years.

0:47:290:47:32

Vivex. I haven't forgotten that.

0:47:320:47:34

It's just everything else.

0:47:340:47:36

It's my senses, my...reflexes, my memory...

0:47:360:47:40

It...it...it's like a tab of bad Quantrex.

0:47:400:47:45

I don't even know why that fuckin' yeti jumped me yesterday.

0:47:450:47:50

Dubov? You had a sex sandwich with his wife and his sister

0:47:500:47:55

the night he was sent here.

0:47:550:47:57

I guess that explains why he's so upset.

0:47:570:47:59

Wow.

0:48:010:48:02

THEY LAUGH

0:48:020:48:05

We're gonna blow up LA, bro. Ain't it cool?

0:48:050:48:08

Oh, rub my nose in it, why don't you?

0:48:080:48:11

Ten-million-dollar design and those militia nuts get to keep their cash.

0:48:110:48:16

It's so fuckin' unfair.

0:48:160:48:18

That bomb you built does deserve an audience.

0:48:180:48:23

It's a work of art.

0:48:230:48:25

It belongs in the Louvre.

0:48:260:48:28

Yes, it does.

0:48:280:48:30

Oh, well... I guess the LA Convention Center will have to do.

0:48:300:48:35

What?

0:48:440:48:46

Thank you.

0:48:450:48:46

For what?

0:48:460:48:48

You're so fucking pathetic.

0:48:500:48:53

-GUARD:

-You've got a visitor.

->

0:49:100:49:12

MAGNETS LOCK

0:49:210:49:22

Ooh-whee, you're good-looking! You're hot!

0:50:150:50:18

It's like looking in a mirror, only not.

0:50:210:50:25

Troy?

0:50:300:50:31

Now that is between us, OK?

0:50:310:50:34

But you were in...in...

0:50:340:50:35

In a coma?

0:50:350:50:38

STAMMERS

0:50:370:50:38

Having your face cut off disturbs your sleep. Read the paper lately?

0:50:380:50:43

You killed them?

0:50:460:50:47

It beats paying the bill, huh?

0:50:470:50:50

If a facelift costs five grand...

0:50:500:50:53

See anything you like?!

0:50:540:50:56

Tito...

0:51:010:51:03

I torched all the evidence that proves you're you, OK?

0:51:120:51:16

So, you're gonna be in here for...

0:51:160:51:19

# A hundred years! #

0:51:190:51:21

HE GROANS

0:51:210:51:23

Now I... I have got to go.

0:51:230:51:25

I've got a government job to abuse and a lonely wife to fuck.

0:51:250:51:30

Oh, did I say that? Oh, sorry.

0:51:300:51:33

Make love to.

0:51:330:51:35

God, I miss that face.

0:51:350:51:38

Die!

0:51:390:51:41

DIE!

0:51:420:51:44

Sorry, Agent Archer.

0:51:510:51:53

No. Don't you worry about it, Mr Walton.

0:51:530:51:56

Clearly... he's had...

0:51:560:51:58

a traumatic childhood and... Thank you.

0:51:580:52:02

-RADIO:

-# What's giving you the will to live is looking for revenge... #

0:52:040:52:08

Look at this place.

0:52:080:52:11

I'm in hell.

0:52:110:52:13

I'll never get a hard-on again.

0:52:130:52:16

# ..Don't lose your head! #

0:52:210:52:23

Oh! Yes.

0:52:310:52:32

There we go.

0:52:330:52:35

Well, it was only a matter of time before you forgot where we lived.

0:52:520:52:57

Come on, give me a break. Every house in this block looks the same.

0:52:570:53:02

Then I spotted you.

0:53:020:53:04

Eve.

0:53:040:53:06

My one and only Eve.

0:53:060:53:08

How was your vital assignment?

0:53:090:53:11

Which one was that?

0:53:110:53:13

How should I know, Sean?

0:53:130:53:16

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yes.

0:53:180:53:20

The out-of-body experience, yes.

0:53:200:53:22

That one.

0:53:220:53:24

Where are you going?

0:53:240:53:26

Hmm?

0:53:260:53:30

To the hospital.

0:53:270:53:30

No. No.

0:53:300:53:31

-What's the matter?

-Sean, come on.

0:53:310:53:34

-What?

-Quit teasing. I'm still really hurt.

0:53:340:53:37

There are leftovers in the fridge.

0:53:370:53:40

No, no. I want to stay hungry for you... my peach.

0:53:400:53:43

Sean, come on.

0:53:430:53:45

What are you doing? What are you doing?

0:53:450:53:48

Hey, I hate to see you go... but I love to watch you leave.

0:53:480:53:53

LAUGHS

0:53:560:53:57

READS: "Date Night. Fizzled again.

0:54:250:54:28

"We haven't made love in two months."

0:54:280:54:31

What a loser.

0:54:310:54:33

HE SIGHS

0:54:330:54:35

RADIO BLARES

0:54:350:54:37

MUSIC: "Papa's Got a Brand-new Bag" by James Brown

0:54:370:54:40

I got your e-mail, Karl. That poem was pretty kinky.

0:54:400:54:44

HE SIGHS >

0:54:480:54:49

The plot thickens.

0:54:490:54:52

Hang on a second.

0:54:520:54:54

I'll have to call you back.

0:54:580:55:01

You're not respecting my boundaries.

0:55:010:55:04

I'm coming in, Janie.

0:55:040:55:08

Janie?

0:55:050:55:08

I don't think you heard me, Jamie.

0:55:090:55:12

You've got something that I crave.

0:55:120:55:16

# ..Papa's got a brand-new bag... #

0:55:160:55:17

Clarissa left those here.

0:55:220:55:24

Well, I won't tell Mom if you don't.

0:55:240:55:28

When did you start smoking?

0:55:280:55:31

You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here.

0:55:320:55:36

Papa's got a brand-new bag.

0:55:380:55:40

IMITATES JAMES BROWN: Ow-ooh!

0:55:400:55:43

# ..But I can dig that new breed, babe

0:55:440:55:46

# You're doin' the twist, just like this... #

0:55:460:55:50

Bye, bro.

0:56:060:56:08

Drop me a line some time.

0:56:080:56:10

It's gonna be kind of lonely with Pollux gone, huh?

0:56:100:56:14

Pol... Pollux what?

0:56:150:56:17

That big shit cop... Archer.

0:56:170:56:19

Cut him a deal for giving evidence. He's been released.

0:56:190:56:23

I'm Sean Archer.

0:56:260:56:28

There's a bomb at the LA Convention Center. I'm Archer and...

0:56:280:56:33

Ow!

0:56:330:56:34

# Tiramisu! #

0:00:030:00:05

Sir, we wanted you to know...

0:00:090:00:11

We're really sorry about Tito.

0:00:110:00:13

Oh, hey. Shit happens, you know?

0:00:130:00:16

Is our witness talking?

0:00:160:00:18

Yeah. About what kind of mustard he likes on his tongue sandwiches.

0:00:180:00:23

-We're almost out of time.

-Hmm.

0:00:230:00:26

Archer!

0:00:260:00:26

You made the deal with Pollux Troy. It isn't like you.

0:00:280:00:32

Oh, well. When all else fails, fresh tactics.

0:00:320:00:36

Fresh? Let me tell you mine!

0:00:360:00:38

Everything goes through me, understood?

0:00:380:00:41

-Mmm.

-Good!

0:00:410:00:43

Thanks.

0:00:430:00:45

You're supposed to be snitching and making me look good.

0:00:580:01:02

Look good?

0:01:020:01:04

Mm-hm.

0:01:030:01:04

Seeing your face makes me afraid my tiramisu might come back up.

0:01:040:01:09

Well, think about me. This nose,

0:01:090:01:11

this hair, this ridiculous chin.

0:01:110:01:14

HE SIGHS: Brother, we're going straight.

0:01:140:01:17

My goodness. Did you exchange brains as well?

0:01:170:01:21

The first thing I need you to confess to

0:01:210:01:23

is the location of the bomb.

0:01:230:01:25

What about our 10 million?

0:01:250:01:27

What about when I become a hero for defusing the bomb?

0:01:270:01:31

What's that worth? Know that? Thank you. Next question.

0:01:310:01:36

BOTH CHUCKLE

0:01:370:01:38

You're not the only one in the family with the brains.

0:01:380:01:43

But I am the only one with the looks.

0:01:430:01:47

Touche.

0:01:450:01:47

SIRENS WAIL

0:01:470:01:49

Any ideas?

0:02:120:02:15

Yeah. Run.

0:02:140:02:15

Sir, it's protected by a tamper switch.

0:02:150:02:19

It'll take us hours to bypass.

0:02:190:02:22

Evacuate your team, Captain.

0:02:220:02:24

Sir, we can't disarm.

0:02:240:02:27

Leave!

0:02:260:02:27

# Hallelujah!

0:02:450:02:46

# Hallelujah, hallelujah!

0:02:460:02:48

# Hallelujah... #

0:02:500:02:52

Ha...ha...ha...ha.

0:02:530:02:55

COMPUTER: 'Oh, baby!

0:03:020:03:05

That was the LA Convention Center, where an FBI agent became a saviour.

0:03:080:03:13

'Sean Archer disarmed a massive bomb

0:03:130:03:16

'just one second before it was set to blow.

0:03:160:03:19

'The apparent targets were three Supreme Court justices

0:03:190:03:23

'and anyone unlucky enough to be within a mile of the scene.

0:03:230:03:27

'We asked the agent if the FBI had any leads

0:03:270:03:30

'on who planted the device.'

0:03:300:03:33

That is classified but if he's listening,

0:03:330:03:36

I wouldn't mind giving him a message.

0:03:360:03:39

Interception - now we got the ball. Sorry.

0:03:390:03:43

PRISONERS MUTTER

0:03:410:03:43

APPLAUSE

0:03:530:03:56

Wanda, everybody, hey,

0:04:230:04:25

look, I...

0:04:250:04:27

I want to thank you for, er...enduring

0:04:270:04:31

all these years that I was an insufferable bore.

0:04:310:04:35

Sir, did you just have a surgical procedure?

0:04:350:04:39

What do you mean?

0:04:410:04:42

Was the stick removed from your ass?

0:04:420:04:45

-Sir.

->

0:04:480:04:49

The White House on one.

0:04:490:04:52

It's the President. And your wife on line two.

0:04:520:04:57

Tell the President to hold.

0:04:540:04:57

SHE GASPS

0:04:580:04:59

Ahh...

0:04:590:05:00

MUSIC "Raindrop Prelude" by Chopin

0:05:020:05:06

Oh! My God! You scared the hell out of me.

0:05:260:05:29

It's date night. Mmm.

0:05:290:05:31

SHE SIGHS

0:05:320:05:34

Congratulations.

0:05:340:05:36

Oh, big deal.

0:05:360:05:38

OK, I said, "Mr President, I want the authority and I want the funds

0:05:400:05:47

"and personnel to take over the gamut of global terrorism."

0:05:470:05:51

And he said, "The next name on my calling list is Lazarro."

0:05:530:05:58

And I'm telling him that Sean Archer writes his own ticket, OK?

0:05:580:06:04

SHE SIGHS

0:06:040:06:06

What's the matter?

0:06:060:06:08

I... I don't know, Sean. You just...you just seem so different.

0:06:080:06:12

Hm.

0:06:120:06:13

I mean, what is all this about?

0:06:130:06:16

This intimate candlelight dinner? Huh?

0:06:160:06:19

I'm supposed to forget all the promises

0:06:190:06:21

cos you're going back into the fray?

0:06:210:06:24

SHE SIGHS

0:06:250:06:28

If the top cop in the country can't come home every night to his wife,

0:06:410:06:48

then to hell with the country.

0:06:480:06:51

Because the only place I'm going...is upstairs with you.

0:06:520:06:56

Exercise. One hour.

0:07:120:07:14

How can I get out of here?

0:07:230:07:25

You can't.

0:07:250:07:28

How can I get these boots off?

0:07:300:07:32

They only take them off in the clinic, before they fry your skull.

0:07:320:07:37

Hey!

0:07:460:07:47

I'm out of cigarettes.

0:07:490:07:51

Get back in line, Troy.

0:07:510:07:54

I said, I'm out of cigarettes.

0:07:550:07:58

Kick his ass!

0:08:060:08:07

What the hell? That's not right!

0:08:130:08:15

I need a light! I need a light!

0:08:250:08:28

All right. All right!

0:08:280:08:30

Anybody got a light?!

0:08:300:08:33

Got a light?!

0:08:330:08:35

Bring the bastard down before he chokes himself to death.

0:08:450:08:49

Well, happy day,

0:09:030:09:05

it's Castor Troy.

0:09:050:09:07

Hold it. Can I have a light?

0:09:100:09:12

You know those things will kill you? HE CHUCKLES

0:09:120:09:17

Get his boots, Walton.

0:09:170:09:20

Dubov...I didn't touch your wife.

0:09:250:09:28

And I didn't touch your sister.

0:09:300:09:32

Your wife loves you. She's waiting for you. So let's get out of here.

0:09:340:09:39

Out...

0:09:390:09:40

You're more brain dead than him.

0:09:400:09:43

Ow!

0:09:430:09:44

Out.

0:09:480:09:49

Out.

0:09:490:09:50

Get in there! Move this door!

0:09:500:09:52

We have men down in C-4.

0:10:020:10:04

I got 'em.

0:10:040:10:06

Arggh!

0:10:180:10:20

Move!

0:10:250:10:27

ALARM BEEPS

0:10:410:10:43

Get them!

0:10:480:10:50

PRISONERS YELL

0:10:550:10:56

GUNFIRE

0:10:590:11:01

Dubov! NO!

0:11:150:11:18

Get out.

0:11:180:11:19

Arggh!

0:11:350:11:36

COMPUTER BEEPS

0:11:390:11:40

COMPUTER BEEPS

0:11:490:11:51

Dubov!

0:12:070:12:08

Now...give me your hand.

0:12:140:12:16

Come on. You can do it.

0:12:160:12:19

-No!

-Arggh!

0:12:260:12:28

No!

0:13:020:13:04

NO!!

0:13:040:13:06

Sean!

0:14:220:14:24

Wait!

0:14:240:14:26

What are you doing?

0:14:270:14:32

Oh, I'm sorry.

0:14:290:14:32

Have a nice day.

0:14:320:14:36

Have a nice day?

0:14:340:14:36

Is this your way of not dealing with today?

0:14:360:14:39

Yeah. Yeah, maybe.

0:14:410:14:43

Sean!

0:14:450:14:46

Sean!

0:14:460:14:48

I know it's hard for you.

0:14:480:14:51

It's hard for me, too. And you still have to go.

0:14:510:14:54

Happy birthday, Mikey.

0:15:200:15:22

He took our baby, Sean. He took our little boy.

0:15:290:15:32

SHE SOBS

0:15:320:15:34

You turned your beeper off.

0:15:440:15:48

Well, my son's birthday.

0:15:460:15:48

Well, here's some poetic justice. Castor Troy is dead.

0:15:480:15:52

He got killed trying to escape from Erehwon.

0:15:520:15:55

Where's his body? I want to see his body.

0:15:550:15:59

It hasn't been recovered yet.

0:15:590:16:04

IT HASN'T BEEN RECOVERED YET?!

0:16:000:16:04

Get the LAPD on this!

0:16:040:16:10

Even if he's alive, Castor isn't stupid enough to come back here.

0:16:050:16:10

HE SIGHS

0:16:100:16:12

You must... You must trust me. He's already here.

0:16:130:16:17

CAR LOCK BEEPS

0:16:310:16:33

PRESSES KEYPAD

0:16:540:16:56

'County General. How may I direct your call?'

0:16:560:17:00

Dr Archer. It's an emergency.

0:17:000:17:03

'Who's calling?'

0:17:030:17:06

Her husband.

0:17:040:17:06

Dr Archer, call on line three.

0:17:060:17:08

-VOICE VIBRATES:

-I know this sounds crazy... Shit!

0:17:100:17:14

Sean?

0:17:150:17:16

Eve, listen carefully.

0:17:160:17:18

'The man you think is Sean isn't.'

0:17:180:17:21

Who is this?

0:17:210:17:27

Just listen! Go to your mother's. Don't say where you're going.

0:17:220:17:27

Whoever you are, don't call again.

0:17:270:17:30

'Operations.'

0:17:390:17:41

I need Victor Lazarro.

0:17:410:17:43

'Regarding?'

0:17:430:17:47

Castor Troy.

0:17:440:17:47

'I'll transfer you.'

0:17:450:17:47

Sean Archer here. Who's calling?

0:17:490:17:51

Well, if you're Sean Archer, I guess I'm Castor Troy.

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Ah, yes.

0:18:030:18:05

-RADIO:

-'He is considered dangerous.

0:18:050:18:08

'Any information on the whereabouts of Castor...'

0:18:080:18:11

RADIO OFF

0:18:110:18:13

SIREN BURST

0:18:140:18:16

You're goddamn right! Yeah!

0:18:270:18:29

This shit's so good, it's gonna make your dick harder. ..Cheryl?

0:18:290:18:34

Dietrich.

0:18:340:18:35

So you're still selling drugs to Cheryl and Phil Roy?

0:18:380:18:43

-HE LAUGHS:

-Castor fucking Troy!

0:18:450:18:47

Oh, man! You scared me, man!

0:18:470:18:50

All right. All right!

0:18:500:18:51

I never should have sold you those bombs.

0:18:510:18:54

It's my curse - I can't say no to a friend.

0:18:540:18:57

-Or to money.

-My other curse.

0:18:570:18:59

-Drug dealer!

-What's the matter?

0:18:590:19:01

You look like you fucked your mother. Come on.

0:19:010:19:05

Hey!

0:19:130:19:14

Castor.

0:19:190:19:21

I can't believe this! Castor Troy!

0:19:210:19:25

What are you doing?

0:19:250:19:27

Hey, baby! Remember me? I'm your favourite peach.

0:19:300:19:35

Oh, I thought I was your favourite.

0:19:370:19:40

Look at this guy. You know, you look pretty good for a dead guy.

0:19:410:19:46

Hey!

0:19:460:19:49

Let's go. Yeah.

0:19:520:19:55

So what do you want to do?

0:19:580:20:00

Want to leave the country?

0:20:100:20:13

I'm not going anywhere.

0:20:110:20:13

I'm going to get Sean Archer.

0:20:140:20:17

With your help.

0:20:170:20:20

OK.

0:20:200:20:21

Welcome home, baby.

0:20:300:20:32

Oh-ho!

0:20:420:20:43

How are we supposed to do that?

0:20:450:20:48

He's vulnerable at home.

0:20:490:20:52

No. This is Sean Archer we're talking about, not some boy scout.

0:20:520:20:57

-Fitch...

-It'll be alarmed up to the whazoo.

0:20:570:21:00

The code is ten-19-86.

0:21:000:21:02

That's his dead son's birthday.

0:21:020:21:05

Don't it just break your heart?

0:21:060:21:09

That's brilliant.

0:21:110:21:14

That's sick.

0:21:120:21:14

WOMEN LAUGH MOCKINGLY

0:21:140:21:17

How is it that you know so much about Sean Archer?

0:21:170:21:21

Er... I...er...

0:21:210:21:23

sleep with his wife.

0:21:230:21:26

ALL LAUGH

0:21:270:21:29

What?

0:21:320:21:34

Jesus Christ! She's great!

0:21:480:21:50

So once we kidnap super cop, then what?

0:21:500:21:54

A tiny...surgery.

0:21:580:22:02

I'd like to take his...his face...

0:22:040:22:08

off.

0:22:080:22:10

Yes.

0:22:100:22:12

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to use the little boy's wee-wee room.

0:22:140:22:20

Cas.

0:22:250:22:27

You want to take his...

0:22:280:22:30

face...

0:22:300:22:32

Yes. His face...

0:22:320:22:34

off!

0:22:340:22:36

Eyes.

0:22:360:22:38

Nose.

0:22:380:22:39

Skin.

0:22:390:22:41

It's coming off.

0:22:410:22:43

Face...

0:22:440:22:46

..off.

0:22:480:22:51

No more drugs for that man.

0:22:550:22:58

I'm not me.

0:23:280:23:30

I'm me.

0:23:300:23:32

Not me.

0:23:320:23:34

Me...

0:23:340:23:36

Castor or Sean?

0:23:380:23:40

Castor or Sean?

0:23:420:23:44

I thought you were dead.

0:23:570:24:02

I'm not dead. I'm me.

0:23:580:24:02

What I'm trying to tell you, Pollux,

0:24:060:24:08

is once we get the full protection and resources of the government,

0:24:080:24:13

to help us get rid of our rivals, then we'll be set.

0:24:130:24:16

Then just maybe I'll get my frigging face back.

0:24:160:24:20

Then I'll just have one jag-off to take care of.

0:24:200:24:23

Hey, where are you going?

0:24:290:24:31

Karl, stop it.

0:24:310:24:33

-Maybe two. Hang on.

-Karl, stop it!

->

0:24:330:24:35

-Calm down!

-Karl!

0:24:350:24:37

My dad's home!

0:24:370:24:41

Happy hunting. Catch you later.

0:24:390:24:41

Like Mr Invisible gives a shit about you! Hold still!

0:24:410:24:45

-Say sorry.

-Sorry.

0:25:030:25:05

-I didn't hear it.

-I'm sorry!

0:25:050:25:07

-Mean it.

-I'm so sorry!

0:25:070:25:09

Dress up like Halloween and ghouls will try to get in your pants.

0:25:200:25:24

Typical Dad. Some guy tries to rape me and I'm to blame.

0:25:240:25:29

This isn't you.

0:25:420:25:44

HE SIGHS: No, you haven't been the same since Mike died.

0:25:440:25:49

Hiding behind someone else's face. Hoping you wouldn't feel the pain.

0:25:490:25:55

While we're talking... do you have protection?

0:25:570:26:01

What? You mean like condoms?

0:26:010:26:04

Protection.

0:26:040:26:06

Next time, let Karl take his pants down.

0:26:090:26:12

Slip this in his thigh, twist it, so the wound won't close.

0:26:120:26:17

Now, go on. Get out of here.

0:26:260:26:28

I am the king!

0:26:350:26:37

HE SIGHS

0:26:410:26:43

SHE SIGHS

0:26:430:26:44

Eve.

0:26:440:26:45

Jesus! Cas! It's me.

0:26:510:26:54

It's me.

0:26:550:26:56

Cas. Shh.

0:26:590:27:01

Come on.

0:27:010:27:03

It's me.

0:27:030:27:05

Jesus!

0:27:060:27:08

Come on.

0:27:100:27:11

Wh-Wha... Don't you want to talk?

0:27:120:27:14

The only talk I ever heard from you is, "Suck my tongue."

0:27:140:27:18

Take this filthy shit off and get out of here.

0:27:180:27:21

I'm not going anywhere.

0:27:210:27:24

Oh, really?

0:27:230:27:24

Do you expect me, after all this time, just to jump on you?

0:27:240:27:28

-That's not...

-Is that what you expect?

0:27:280:27:31

-That's not what I meant.

-What did you mean?

0:27:310:27:34

This what you meant?

0:27:340:27:36

That? That? How about this?

0:27:360:27:39

Is that good? Huh?

0:27:390:27:40

PHONE RINGS

0:27:440:27:46

Sean Archer.

0:27:460:27:48

Bro, I figured he might drop in on our friends.

0:27:480:27:51

And I think this fellow's beginning to enjoy being you.

0:27:510:27:56

Good.

0:27:560:27:57

HE SIGHS

0:28:000:28:02

Look, look, look!

0:28:050:28:06

Look, look...Sasha.

0:28:060:28:08

What I meant is,

0:28:090:28:11

that I'm not going anywhere until your brother helps me first.

0:28:110:28:16

Oh...Cas.

0:28:160:28:20

If the FBI finds out that you're here, I'll lose my son.

0:28:200:28:25

Please, Cas, you just gotta go.

0:28:250:28:27

I've said and done things that made your life harder. I know.

0:28:330:28:37

How? When you left, you never looked back.

0:28:370:28:40

I...I just know.

0:28:400:28:42

Sasha, I'm not the same person you remember.

0:28:530:28:57

And for what it's worth, I'm sorry.

0:28:570:29:00

Nice-looking clothes.

0:29:060:29:11

Of course. They're yours.

0:29:070:29:11

I know, I...

0:29:090:29:11

It...

0:29:110:29:13

That's a nice-looking kid, too.

0:29:150:29:18

Yeah.

0:29:180:29:19

Of course.

0:29:190:29:21

He's yours, too.

0:29:210:29:24

How old is he?

0:29:430:29:46

Five.

0:29:440:29:46

Nobody knows he's yours. I worried someone would hurt him to hurt you.

0:29:470:29:53

Adam! Adam!

0:29:530:29:54

I don't want you playing with those things. They're very dangerous.

0:29:560:30:01

Now, come on, sweetie. I want you to meet your father.

0:30:010:30:06

Look at him, it's OK. Say hi.

0:30:080:30:10

Hi. >

0:30:100:30:12

Hi.

0:30:280:30:30

Michael.

0:30:340:30:35

Michael! Michael!

0:30:370:30:39

Cas...

0:30:390:30:40

Cas...

0:30:400:30:41

Michael.

0:30:410:30:42

You're scaring him! Let him go.

0:30:420:30:45

What is the matter with you?

0:30:460:30:49

Get down!

0:30:520:30:53

OK, red team, break off!

0:31:050:31:07

How did you get to be brave?

0:31:070:31:09

How did you get to be brave?

0:31:090:31:11

-<

-Come out now with your hands up!

0:31:130:31:15

-Put these on.

-Listen to your music.

0:31:150:31:18

Come on.

0:31:180:31:19

# Somewhere over the rainbow... #

0:31:190:31:22

Go, go, go!

0:31:220:31:24

Cops.

0:31:250:31:27

I hate cops!

0:31:300:31:33

Come on, kid.

0:31:330:31:36

Move! Move!

0:31:430:31:44

Go! Go! To the right!

0:31:440:31:46

Go! Go!

0:31:520:31:54

Go!

0:31:580:31:59

# Someday I'll wish upon a star... #

0:32:090:32:11

Get out of here!

0:32:110:32:13

Don't shoot! Don't shoot!

0:32:150:32:17

My place is getting fucked up!

0:32:290:32:32

Take him.

0:32:410:32:43

Cas!

0:32:520:32:53

Cas! Give me the boy!

0:32:540:32:56

I'm really, really cross!

0:32:580:33:00

Come on! Come on! Let's go. Go!

0:33:040:33:06

Cas, be careful with him!

0:33:120:33:14

Don't be scared, all right?

0:33:240:33:26

# Somewhere over the rainbow

0:33:260:33:29

# Skies are blue

0:33:330:33:39

# And the dreams that you dare to dream

0:33:420:33:49

# Really do come true

0:33:490:33:53

# Someday I'll wish upon a star

0:33:550:33:58

# And wake up where the clouds

0:33:580:34:02

# Are far behind me!

0:34:020:34:07

# Birds fly over the rainbow

0:34:100:34:14

# Why, then, why can't I? #

0:34:160:34:22

Adam!

0:34:240:34:26

Get him out back. Go! Go! Go!

0:34:270:34:30

Put the boy down.

0:34:340:34:36

Honey, don't touch that.

0:34:360:34:38

It isn't nice!

0:34:380:34:40

I never want to see you do that.

0:34:400:34:42

Ha ha! They're like cockroaches!

0:34:450:34:47

Hey, drop it.

0:34:470:34:49

-HE DROPS GUN

-That's it.

0:34:490:34:51

Buzz.

0:34:540:34:56

-DIETRICH:

-Hey!

0:34:560:34:57

I told him not to fuck with me.

0:35:010:35:04

HE COCKS GUN

0:35:150:35:17

HE COCKS GUN

0:35:280:35:29

Take the boy and get out of here.

0:35:480:35:50

Are you all right?

0:35:500:35:54

GO!

0:35:520:35:54

Hurry up.

0:35:580:36:00

Hey, man.

0:36:040:36:07

We had some good times, didn't we?

0:36:080:36:11

SIGHING

0:36:400:36:42

I don't know what I hate wearing worse -

0:36:440:36:48

your face or your body.

0:36:480:36:51

I mean, I enjoy boning your wife but, um, well, let's face it,

0:36:530:36:57

we both like it better the other way, yes?

0:36:570:37:00

So why don't we trade back?

0:37:000:37:02

You can't give back what you've taken from me.

0:37:020:37:06

Oh, well.

0:37:070:37:09

Plan B.

0:37:090:37:11

Let's just kill each other.

0:37:110:37:13

Arrggh!

0:38:240:38:25

HE MOANS

0:39:090:39:12

Sir, why are you so upset? It's just Pollux Troy.

0:39:120:39:17

Sir, look. You're on the cover of Time.

0:39:450:39:48

"In one week, Agent Sean Archer has ordered blitzkrieg-style raids

0:39:480:39:53

"on the hideouts, staging grounds and safe houses

0:39:530:39:56

"of our nation's assassins..."

0:39:560:39:59

Sean.

0:40:020:40:03

We're friends, so I'll tell you face to face.

0:40:030:40:07

Man of the Year or not, I'm terminating your war on terrorists.

0:40:070:40:12

HE GROANS

0:40:140:40:16

Is that...because I'm getting all the kudos and you're not?

0:40:160:40:22

I don't know where you're getting your intelligence. Not field agents.

0:40:220:40:27

I think you know too much. Washington's starting to worry.

0:40:270:40:32

Justice wants a hearing.

0:40:320:40:34

They worry about how constitutional your Gestapo tactics are. So do I!

0:40:350:40:41

OK, Victor, I'll give the...

0:40:430:40:47

taxpayers a break,

0:40:470:40:49

but...um...

0:40:490:40:52

I have something

0:40:520:40:54

to confess. I don't think you're going to like it.

0:40:540:40:58

I am Castor Troy.

0:40:590:41:01

HE SIGHS

0:41:070:41:08

Kimmy. Kim.

0:41:120:41:14

'Yes, sir?'

0:41:140:41:19

Call the paramedics. Victor's had a heart attack.

0:41:150:41:19

'God. Right away.'

0:41:190:41:22

Thank you.

0:41:200:41:22

HE SIGHS

0:41:220:41:23

HE EXHALES DEEPLY

0:41:390:41:41

< SHOWER RUNNING

0:41:410:41:43

Home.

0:41:460:41:48

Eve.

0:42:100:42:11

Eve!

0:42:140:42:15

No, honey. Please... Please don't scream.

0:42:160:42:19

Don't scream. I'm not going to hurt you.

0:42:190:42:22

Shh, shh.

0:42:220:42:24

Don't... Don't look at my face.

0:42:240:42:26

And the voice. Don't listen. Just...

0:42:260:42:29

You killed my son!

0:42:290:42:33

Shh! I did not kill our son.

0:42:310:42:33

Shh.

0:42:330:42:34

I'm Sean.

0:42:340:42:36

SHE GASPS

0:42:360:42:39

The last time I saw you...

0:42:410:42:43

was in this room.

0:42:430:42:45

We had a fight when I said I had to go away again.

0:42:450:42:49

I spent the night in Mike's old bed.

0:42:490:42:53

I'm tired, Eve.

0:43:040:43:06

The assignment was to enter a federal prison as Castor Troy.

0:43:080:43:12

It's fucking insane!

0:43:120:43:14

And a special op surgeon...

0:43:140:43:17

..gave me...Castor's...

0:43:180:43:20

FACE!

0:43:200:43:21

Then... And then somehow Castor came out of his...

0:43:240:43:28

his coma.

0:43:280:43:31

And killed everybody who knew about the mission.

0:43:310:43:35

But... But not before transforming into me.

0:43:360:43:39

SHE YELLS

0:43:550:43:57

I know you don't believe a word I'm saying.

0:43:580:44:02

Well, here's proof, Doctor.

0:44:020:44:04

Your husband, me, my, Sean's blood type is O negative. Castor's is AB.

0:44:040:44:10

And I love you.

0:44:180:44:20

Get some backup.

0:44:350:44:38

What a day.

0:44:410:44:43

You look tense.

0:44:470:44:50

I know I've been acting different lately...strange.

0:44:540:44:59

I've got a confession to make, Eve.

0:44:590:45:01

You're not going to like it.

0:45:010:45:05

Oh, Eve, I feel... I feel so close to you.

0:45:070:45:10

I read your diary. I know I shouldn't have. I'm ashamed.

0:45:100:45:14

But I did.

0:45:140:45:16

I just want to be the man that you deserve...passionate and tender.

0:45:160:45:21

Victor Lazarro died today. He had a heart seizure.

0:45:250:45:29

My mentor...gone.

0:45:290:45:31

HE SIGHS: First Tito, then Victor. So what?

0:45:320:45:36

I hope this doesn't mean I'm losing you.

0:45:360:45:40

Of course not.

0:45:410:45:42

You're the only family I've got.

0:45:510:45:54

Oh, God!

0:46:420:46:44

I was hoping you'd come here.

0:46:480:46:52

Thank you for trusting me.

0:46:520:46:55

Right now...I don't trust anyone.

0:46:560:47:01

Eve, where did you get that gun?

0:47:010:47:04

I took it from my fake husband.

0:47:040:47:08

Put it down.

0:47:060:47:08

You know I'm Sean.

0:47:080:47:11

Do I? Maybe Sean's already dead, huh?

0:47:110:47:13

I'm moving very slowly.

0:47:130:47:15

HE SOBS

0:47:270:47:29

I was thinking the other day.

0:47:390:47:42

I remember...I once took a date out for surf and turf,

0:47:420:47:49

not knowing she was a vegetarian.

0:47:490:47:52

So, she ate bread...

0:47:540:47:56

..and...er...broke her tooth on a rye seed.

0:47:580:48:01

We drove around all night...

0:48:050:48:08

looking for a... for an all-night dentist.

0:48:080:48:11

And he...he was so drunk, he fixed the wrong tooth.

0:48:110:48:17

HE LAUGHS EMOTIONALLY

0:48:170:48:19

And when I finally brought her home...

0:48:240:48:27

..even though it must've hurt like hell...

0:48:300:48:34

..you...you...you kissed me.

0:48:350:48:39

SHE MOANS

0:48:430:48:44

Sean...

0:48:500:48:51

That man...

0:48:540:48:56

We've been living together as man and wife for a week.

0:48:570:49:00

I know. Eve...

0:49:040:49:06

Eve...

0:49:070:49:08

I put you in that position

0:49:080:49:10

and...and I... I can never make it up to you.

0:49:100:49:14

Well, you're damn well gonna try.

0:49:190:49:22

Let me take a look at that wound before you bleed to death.

0:49:220:49:26

With Lazarro out of the way,

0:49:330:49:35

Castor's the new Acting Director. He's untouchable.

0:49:350:49:39

Not tomorrow.

0:49:390:49:40

Tomorrow he'll be at Victor's service.

0:49:400:49:43

Tomorrow...

0:49:430:49:45

That will be the day.

0:49:460:49:48

You and Jamie mustn't go. Give him an excuse.

0:49:520:49:56

I can cover for Jamie but if I don't go, he'll know something's up.

0:49:560:50:01

Besides, I'm the only one who can try and explain the truth.

0:50:010:50:06

Mr Archer, may I help you?

0:50:060:50:08

Sean, what are you doing here?

0:50:220:50:25

I'm so...

0:50:270:50:29

..sorry, darling.

0:50:300:50:32

I just get so...so jealous, I...

0:50:320:50:35

What is a guy to think

0:50:350:50:38

when his... his wife runs off in the night?

0:50:380:50:41

That I'm on call. Please let me get back to work.

0:50:410:50:45

Sorry.

0:50:450:50:47

Lies, distrust, mixed messages...

0:50:480:50:51

This is turning into a real marriage.

0:50:520:50:55

How's...Adam?

0:51:150:51:18

I took him to my cousin's until this blows over.

0:51:180:51:21

Where's Jamie?

0:51:210:51:24

I don't know. She stole 50 from my purse and took off.

0:51:240:51:27

So what's the next move?

0:51:290:51:33

This isn't your fight.

0:51:310:51:33

You're surprised? She won't even visit Michael's grave -

0:51:330:51:37

you think she gives a damn about your boss?

0:51:370:51:41

He killed my brother. I'm not going to let him take you, too.

0:51:460:51:51

Whatever happens,

0:52:030:52:05

I promise...

0:52:050:52:07

Sean Archer is off your back for good.

0:52:080:52:12

-PRIEST:

-My dear friends,

0:52:220:52:24

we are here to celebrate the life of Victor Lazarro.

0:52:240:52:27

In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti,

0:52:270:52:31

Amen.

0:52:330:52:34

SERVICE CONTINUES

0:52:340:52:36

MALE CHOIR SINGS IN LATIN

0:52:490:52:51

CHOIR CONTINUES SINGING

0:53:240:53:27

Somebody gave this to me to give to you.

0:53:560:54:00

CHOIR CONTINUES TO SING

0:54:130:54:15

In peace now, let us take our brother Victor to his place of rest.

0:54:190:54:24

Om!

0:55:000:55:02

Domino... PRETENDS TO SPEAK LATIN

0:55:020:55:05

Isn't this religious?

0:55:080:55:10

Oh!

0:55:100:55:12

Ah, yes.

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The eternal battle between good and evil, saint and sinner.

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But you're still not having FUN!

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HE CHUCKLES: Ooh.

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Honey.

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Honey.

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CHUCKLING

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Come here.

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Ah...

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And guess what?

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Your daughter's on the way.

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History repeats itself.

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This is between us. Leave them out of it.

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No. YOU should've left them out of it.

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Your son was an accident. I wanted to kill you.

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But you took it so personally.

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Why didn't you just kill yourself or let it go?

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No father could.

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No brother could either.

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Neither could his sister.

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Hey, baby.

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Sasha, what the fuck are you doing here?

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Gee, Archer, I'm crashing.

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Are you OK, baby?

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Yeah. Thanks.

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Sasha, baby...I'm Castor. That's Archer.

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And I'm bored.

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HE SIGHS

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Put the fucking gun down.

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-MAN:

-Put your guns down.

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Whee! What a predicament!

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CASTOR LAUGHS

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Take care of our boy.

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I love him so much.

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Don't let him grow up to be like us, promise?

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Yeah.

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Say yeah.

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Mom?

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SHE SCREAMS

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SHE WHIMPERS

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Jamie!

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SHE SCREAMS

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Jamie, don't!

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Hello? Wanda? This is Eve Archer.

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I have something crazy to say.

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It's a capital crime to try to kill the next FBI boss, yes?

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-Yes!

-Ah, yes!

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-The penalty...

-HIS VOICE DISTORTS

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-SEAN'S VOICE:

-..is death!

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Die! Please, God! Die!

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Hold it!

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Good girl, Jane! Shoot him!

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Don't listen to him. He's not your father. Hear my voice.

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I'm your father!

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Use your eyes! Shoot him!

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Don't listen to him! Don't shoot!

1:00:051:00:08

He shot your brother! Kill him!

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Arggh!

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You clod!

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No daughter of mine would shoot so wide!

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Dad, put the gun down!

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Put it down.

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Dad, put it down. Now we're going to find out what's in Papa's bag...

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peaches!

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Say goodbye to Papa!

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Arrrggghhhh!

1:00:381:00:40

Jamie!

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SIREN WAILS

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Jamie! Jamie, are you all right? Oh, my God!

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Sir, are you OK?

1:00:531:00:55

SIRENS APPROACHING

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-SHE SOBS

-Someone please tell me what planet I'm on!

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Get down!

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HOOTER BLARES

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Stop! This is the police!

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Stop immediately or we will open fire!

1:02:371:02:40

Fire! Fire!

1:02:401:02:42

Arrghh!

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Arrghh!

1:06:351:06:36

Arrghh!

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You're right, Sean. I've misbehaved. I need to be punished.

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But remember, every time

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you look in the mirror,

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you'll see my face.

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CLICK!

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DIE!!

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CASTOR'S VOICE: # Ready

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# Ready for the big ride

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# Baby... #

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SIRENS WAIL

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Are you OK, Archer?

1:08:131:08:15

What did you call me?

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He called you Archer, sir.

1:08:221:08:24

Sean...

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They're bringing in their top surgical team from DC. You'll be OK.

1:08:381:08:43

SIREN WAILS

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When you wake up, everything will be restored, just the way it was.

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My scar.

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The one near my heart.

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This old bullet wound.

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I won't need it any more.

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OK.

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Dad?

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Dad...

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I'm sorry I shot you.

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I've got something I have to ask both of you.

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This is, um...Adam.

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And he needs a place to live.

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Hi.

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My name's Jamie.

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I'm Adam.

1:11:321:11:35

Why don't you show Adam his room?

1:11:371:11:41

Come on.

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OK.

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# You shot your mouth off like a kid scared to have a heart

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# You're losing grip of what really matters

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# Because you don't know where to start

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# You wake up in the morning with a starfuck for a friend

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# The things you do are so in tune with what you gonna hate

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# What's giving you the will to live is looking for revenge... #

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Subtitles by Julie Sutherland, IMS

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Dedicated FBI agent Sean Archer and psychotic killer Castor Troy are deadly enemies. Yet, just as Archer thinks Troy's reign of terror is over, he learns of a threat to wipe out Los Angeles with a deadly biological weapon. It seems the only way to get Castor's brother, Pollux, to talk about the lethal time bomb is a radical surgical procedure that will give Archer Troy's face and voice. Castor is lying comatose in a hospital bed, so what could possibly go wrong?


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