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The French have said au revoir to the Franc, | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
the Germans have said auf wiedersehen to the Deutschmark, | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
and the Portuguese have said...whatever to their thing. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:38 | |
-Go! -Now it's our turn to say goodbye to Sterling. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:42 | |
This Christmas, we are going to get the euro. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
Goodbye, old pounds. Everyone says we'll miss you. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
Faster, faster! Come on! | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
-I can't see you. Where are you? -I'm over here! | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
This is the main drag along here. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
That's Portland. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
Bisecting that at right angles, is Lundy on that side. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:09 | |
On this side there's Fastnet. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
-What's yours? -Cromarty. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
Cromarty and German Bight... Cul de sacs. Over here. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:20 | |
-I've come through. -Come on! | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
Come on, Damian! There's a train coming! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:27 | |
Keep pedalling. Come on! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
Faster! | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
Beat ya! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Come on! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
I'm gonna call it Serendipity. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
-What does that mean? -I don't know. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
Anyway it's number twenty. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
Upstairs! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
-This is my room. -And mine. Get your own room. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
The patron saint of house removals is Saint Anne. Did you know that? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
No, I didn't know that, no. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
Yeah, she lived in the desert, obviously. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
-And when she wanted to move house, Angels came, picked up her house and took it to Italy. -Handy. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:06 | |
She was Our Lady's mother. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
-What you on about, Damian? -Saint Anne. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
-I've got a picture. Look. -I don't care, just get in the car, will ya? We're going'. Go on! Get in the car! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:23 | |
Was she in it at the time? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
-Who? -Saint Anne. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
-When the angels did the... you know the airlift? -I don't know. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
Start with the money. That's what our Anthony says. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
That's what people want to know about. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
Like if you're moving house... | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
you don't say "we're moving house and the new one has got a green door." | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
You say how much you're paying. How much you got for the old one. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Mortgage. Interest rates. Stamp duty. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Solicitor's fees. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
How much you'll get if the new one goes up in value. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
That's called equity. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
Personally, I think, "So what? Money's just a thing." | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
And things change. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
One minute something's there and you can cuddle up to it. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
The next minute it's gone. Like a Malteser. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
That goes in the kitchen. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
Is this fantastic or what? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Surprisingly spacious, with attractive views. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
And anyway, in the end, it turns out it wasn't about the money after all. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:57 | |
Good lad. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:58 | |
That's it, lads. Up to the main bedroom. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
Has anyone seen where the phone points are? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Eh, where do I plug this in? Oh, right, yeah. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
Right this is what we're having' tonight, yeah? | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
Before Countdown, put the oven on. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
-After Countdown, get a packet of these, put them in there with some oven chips, yeah? -It's for mum. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:07 | |
-The time is on here, yeah. -Ok. -That's how long they have to stay in. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
By the time they're ready, I'll be back. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
She may already have won ten thousand pounds. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
Her name has been entered in a draw. All she has to do is... | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
Hands? Other sides. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
Let's go. Come on! | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
That's you. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
Get your bags. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
And your book bag, Damian. Keys! | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
Now remember - it's no good being clever, you've got to be the cleverest, yeah? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
-All right. See ya Dad. -Good luck lads. -See ya. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
-Are you nervous? -A bit. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
So everybody sitting up nicely? Excellent. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
Now we are talking, today, about people we admire. Dominic? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
-Roy Keane, Sir, Manchester United. -Very good, Roy Keane. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
What about you, Barry? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
-Van Nistelrooy, sir. -Anyone got any heroes who don't play for United? | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
-Jack? -Robbie Fowler, Sir, City. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Alright, that's enough. Tricia? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:19 | |
I don't know any footballers, sir. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Well, it doesn't have to be a footballer, it could be...anyone. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:25 | |
-Don't know sir. -No? Damian? | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
Saint Roch, sir. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
-Who's he play for? -No-one sir, he's a Saint. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
Oh, that's better, go on. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
He was so worried that he might say something bad, | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
that he said nothing at all for twenty years. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
We could do with a couple like him in this class. Thank you, Damian. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
I like a lot of virgin martyrs too. Like Saint Agatha. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
She ripped her own eyes out, so she wouldn't have to marry this man. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:51 | |
Or Saint Katherine of Alexandria. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
They tried to kill her by crushing her to death on a wheel. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
But she made the wheel explode and all the splinters killed people in the crowd. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:04 | |
The patron Saint of fireworks. That's where we get the Catherine wheel from. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
I did say thank you, Damian. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
I've brought in this picture. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
This is a hero of mine. Who knows who this is? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
-Nelson Mandela. -Fantastic. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
VOICES FADE | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
You should be careful what you talk about. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Try talking about football or something. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Keep off the weird stuff. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
Just don't be conspicuous or you won't fit in. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
SCREAMING AND SHOUTING | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
Aero and a Yorkie, please. And five juicy lips. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
-Haven't seen you two here, before. -We just moved here. Our mam's dead. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:22 | |
-Yeah, well, go on, you're all right. -Thanks. -God bless. Who's next? | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
Works every time. Tell them your mam's dead and they give you stuff, every time. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
I'm your community Policeman. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
Obviously, there is no community here as yet, | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
not to speak of, but you know... | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Anyway, the first thing to say is, | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
these new houses and Christmas coming up, | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
statistically, you're going to get burgled. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
Now, not all of you, but some of you, soon. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
Probably this week, next. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
When you are, call me. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
I'll give you a crime number, and then you can make a claim on your insurance. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:19 | |
Building maintenance? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
Yeah, that's right, yeah. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
Yeah, I'm usually right, it's a knack. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Do you mind me asking? Is the kettle actually on? I'm... | 0:10:28 | 0:10:33 | |
Oh, sorry. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
-Yes? -Isn't the problem here, that our houses are built on sand? | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
Sand? No. They're not, are they? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
If you store up your treasure on earth, it will be stolen. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 | |
But if you give it away, then it can't be stolen. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
Mormons? | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Well, Latter Day Saints. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
-Saints? I know all... -Er, Damian, go and give Terry a hand in the kitchen, will you? | 0:10:53 | 0:10:58 | |
You too, Anthony, off you go. Good lads. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
Now, some of you are going to be burgled. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
There are things I can tell you that will lower the odds of it being you personally. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:09 | |
It's a bit anti-social, because if it isn't you, it'll be next door, but there you go! | 0:11:09 | 0:11:14 | |
Our mam's dead. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Here. Go on, help yourself. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
Take as many as you like, son. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
Result. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
Is it completely honest? | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Completely dead, isn't she? | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
What? | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
What do you want? | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
Can't you see I'm busy? Just go away. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
I don't like having my own room. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
UNFAMILIAR ECHOING VOICE | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
VIBRATING TRAIN TRACKS | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
RUMBLING | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
Clare of Assisi, 1194 till 1253? | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
That's right. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
I used to have a hermitage, myself, once. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
I used to go and hide up there. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
If anyone needed me, I'd send them a vision, sort them out. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
That's why I'm the patron saint of television. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
I was like...human television. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
-You're the patron saint of television? -Keeps me busy. You know. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
-Are you allowed to smoke then? -You can do what you like up there, son. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:20 | |
It's down here, you have to make the effort. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
Do you ever come across a Saint Maureen? | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
-She hasn't been there long. -Don't ring a bell. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:32 | |
Then again, it is infinite up there. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
Absolutely bloody infinite. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
Listen... | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
Dad! | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
What is it anyway? What are you doing with all these boxes? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:30 | |
-What's that? -Wait and see. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
-Where did you get that? -You can see it too then? | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
Well, you know, sometimes you see things, don't you, and other people can't see them. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:54 | |
What? | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
Well, you know, sometimes, but this is real though. | 0:15:56 | 0:16:00 | |
This is real. This is real. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:04 | |
Can't wait to tell Dad. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
-You can't tell Dad about this. You can't tell anyone about this. -Why not? -Tax. -Oh. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:13 | |
If the Government find out about this, they'll take 40% of it away. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:17 | |
40%! Do you know how much that is? | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
Nearly all of it. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
Shall we count it before we go? | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
No, we can't, we're really late. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
-How much? How much? -There's thousands. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
-Ten thousand. -Fifty thousand. -Seventy. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
-Two hundred thousand. -Millions even. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
Patch. Jenga. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
Oink-oink! Oink-oink! | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
Agh! | 0:16:59 | 0:17:00 | |
-Promise not to tell anyone. -What is it? | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
-How much is it? -Thousands. -Hundreds. It's just hundreds. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:09 | |
No-one else knows so if anyone finds out, we'll know it's you, OK? | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
Come on. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
Anyone finds out, we'll know it's you. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
-No-one else knows, just me and you. Here you are. -Thanks. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:25 | |
Just keep it shut. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
£229,520 minus... | 0:17:37 | 0:17:42 | |
£100 each spending money leaves... | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
229,320. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
And we're going to give all that to the poor. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
-Where you going to find poor people? -There's loads of poor people. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:55 | |
Not round here. The house prices keep them out. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
Go on, go, go! | 0:18:25 | 0:18:26 | |
Go on. Go. Go. Go on. Go. Go. Go. Go on. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:42 | |
BELLS RING | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
Francis of Assisi, 1181 till 1226? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:52 | |
You did this didn't you? | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
My first act as a Saint. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
What was your next one? | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
-Washing a leper. -A leper? | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
You could just help the poor, Damian. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
Big Issue. Help the homeless. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
Big Issue anyone? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
-Oh, hello. -And keep the change. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
Oh, thanks, mate, I've had nothing to eat all day. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
Oh, we're going to Pizza Hut - want to come? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
No! No, she doesn't. She just wants more money. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
-We haven't got any more. -No, I fancy pizza, actually. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
Can I bring my friend? | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
Meat feast, deep and juicy, stuffed crust, mate. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
-Two meat feast, thin and crispy. -A big New Yorker. -A combo platter. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:52 | |
-Do us a farmhouse. -I'll have some garlic bread, love. -We'll all have garlic bread. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:56 | |
And Dippin' Chicken. To share. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
This is great. Anthony thought there were no poor people round here because of the house prices. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:04 | |
Well, they're not from round here. I come in on the bus. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
-I come in on the train. -I couldn't afford to live here. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
-Who exactly is paying for all this? -We are. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
-You must be minted! -Yeah, we are. -No! No, we're not. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:18 | |
It's birthday money. His birthday money. He saved it. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
-Puddings? -YES, PLEASE! | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
£168. Know how many times we'd have to visit Pizza Hut to get rid of all the money? | 0:20:25 | 0:20:30 | |
1,303.517 times. It's just not practical. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:34 | |
We should buy property. See this house? We could buy two like that, | 0:20:34 | 0:20:39 | |
if they knocked some off the asking price. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
If we did buy property, that'll go up in value so we'd have even more money. ..Damian? | 0:20:41 | 0:20:46 | |
WHISTLING | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
Excuse me? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
-Are you poor? -Beg your pardon? | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
-Are you poor? -Are you asking for money? | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
-Me? No. -Because we don't have any. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
We live in a community, you know, it's very basic. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
We don't have a dishwasher for instance or a microwave. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:13 | |
And there's no cash kept on the premises. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
So you are poor? | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
In a sense, yes. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
Brilliant! | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
St Nicholas of Myra? | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
It won't all fit. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
Saint Nicholas? Do you ever come across a Saint Maureen? | 0:21:58 | 0:22:03 | |
Saint Maureen. She's new. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
Skin care. She worked on the make-up counter at Selfridges. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:12 | |
CHRISTMAS MUSAK PLAYS | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
It's less than a fortnight to E-day when Britain completes transition to the European Monitory Union, | 0:22:25 | 0:22:31 | |
the EMU. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:32 | |
With twelve days left to E-day, my true love said to me. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:38 | |
The transitional exchange rate is fixed at 67p. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:44 | |
Oh! Well all I can say is... ding dong! | 0:22:44 | 0:22:49 | |
After E-day your old money will no longer be legal tender. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
-Wish pounds goodbye and euros... -Hello! | 0:22:52 | 0:22:57 | |
GOSPEL-TINGED POP MUSIC PLAYS | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
We don't have to queue up. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
Here we go. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
-How much have you actually got? -Plenty. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
-Anthony Cunningham. -Where's your dad? -My dad? | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
-Well, he's not coming. -Eh? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
-He's not coming yet. He said to start without him. -Start what without him? | 0:24:22 | 0:24:26 | |
-The job is to show him around the apartment. How can I, if he isn't here? -He gave me this. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:31 | |
Show me around and I'll fill him in afterwards. It's what we usually do. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:36 | |
We're looking at this for our portfolio. Not as a residence. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
-Has it kept it's value? -It's gone up 20% in the last two years. It's the schools. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:48 | |
He does send you to school, or do you just look at photos of them? | 0:24:48 | 0:24:53 | |
Flood lights. Scoreboards. Stadium. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
It's the dogs bollocks, this, family heirloom. 50 quid. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
50 quid? We could buy a proper football team for that. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
-I could buy Crewe Alexandra for that. -Yeah, but this has managers. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:10 | |
-Don Revie and Malcolm Allison. -Never heard of him. Deal. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:15 | |
SCREAMING AND SHOUTING | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
-You said you would for five quid. -I didn't know you were going to get five quid, did I? | 0:25:17 | 0:25:22 | |
Ten quid then? Look, I've got a good body. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:26 | |
Twenty quid, last offer. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
-Martyrs of Uganda, 1881? -That's right. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:52 | |
Oh, sorry about that. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
I was beheaded. See. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
Before that I was in construction. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:03 | |
I don't know who built this, but they were a right cowboy. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:07 | |
I built it myself. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
-Well, you'll see what we can do. But I can't promise anything. -Why not? There's plenty of you. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:15 | |
Yes, come on, welcome. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
Hello. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:27 | |
WORKERS SING AFRICAN SONG | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
What are they singing? | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
They are praying for rain. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
Where I come from people have to pay a tenth of their daily income on water. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:49 | |
It's so expensive that they can't afford to wash their hands so they get disease. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:56 | |
You don't need fancy hospitals or medicines to make life better, just a well. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:02 | |
And you can build a well for as little as £100. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:07 | |
That's fantastic. Thanks. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
-I'm sorry, I don't know who you are. -Mutual that, then. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:28 | |
This yours? | 0:27:30 | 0:27:31 | |
Nice. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:34 | |
Near the railway. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
-What's in there? -Nothing really. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 | |
-What's this? -A dress. It was my mum's. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:03 | |
Oh. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:05 | |
What are you looking for? | 0:28:13 | 0:28:16 | |
Money. | 0:28:20 | 0:28:22 | |
Are you poor? | 0:28:22 | 0:28:24 | |
What? | 0:28:24 | 0:28:25 | |
Damian, come in. Anthony to Damian. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:28 | |
-Damian, where are you? -What's that? -My brother. I've got to go. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:31 | |
I'll come back. I've got loads. Just wait there. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:34 | |
Loads of what? | 0:28:34 | 0:28:36 | |
Money. Just wait there. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:38 | |
-Who's that? -A poor person and you said there weren't any. -I know, but who is it? | 0:28:42 | 0:28:47 | |
-I don't know. Just someone. -What do you mean "someone"? | 0:28:47 | 0:28:52 | |
-Did he do anything to you? -What sort of things? -Never mind. | 0:28:52 | 0:28:57 | |
Look, people are weird. You've got to be more careful. | 0:28:57 | 0:29:01 | |
-You shouldn't really talk to them. -Anyway I've told him now. | 0:29:01 | 0:29:04 | |
-Told him what? -That we have tons of money. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:07 | |
He's poor. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:09 | |
What? | 0:29:10 | 0:29:11 | |
Nothing. Nothing. Leave it to me. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:18 | |
-Where is he then? -I don't know. He was here a minute ago. | 0:29:26 | 0:29:30 | |
See. Loads of money. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:45 | |
We've been saving it up for ages. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:48 | |
You can have it if you need it. | 0:29:49 | 0:29:51 | |
Come on, Damian. | 0:29:53 | 0:29:55 | |
You'll have to change it quickly. | 0:29:55 | 0:29:58 | |
-Do you think that was really enough? -More than enough. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:11 | |
That's him completely sorted out. | 0:30:11 | 0:30:14 | |
Right. Have you given money to anyone else? | 0:30:14 | 0:30:17 | |
Not really. | 0:30:17 | 0:30:19 | |
-KNOCK AT DOOR -What? | 0:30:40 | 0:30:43 | |
It wasn't that much. Just like a bagful. | 0:30:45 | 0:30:49 | |
-What's that? -Scuba scooter. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
It goes at ten mile an hour for up to five hours. | 0:30:56 | 0:30:59 | |
We could have one of them. We could have one each. | 0:30:59 | 0:31:02 | |
-We could have a whole fleet. -She's nice. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:06 | |
Huh! I've seen better. Close the door. | 0:31:06 | 0:31:09 | |
Look, you can see it protruding. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:20 | |
-What is it? -It's a nipple. | 0:31:20 | 0:31:23 | |
What's it for? | 0:31:23 | 0:31:24 | |
Well, it's for feeding babies. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:28 | |
-Did mum have one? -Two. They've all got two. | 0:31:29 | 0:31:32 | |
-And did she feed us with them? -Yeah, course she did. I remember. | 0:31:32 | 0:31:36 | |
You can't remember when you were a baby. | 0:31:36 | 0:31:38 | |
I don't remember her doing it to me. I remember her doing it to you. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:42 | |
-Anthony? -> | 0:31:44 | 0:31:46 | |
What? | 0:31:49 | 0:31:50 | |
-You've not done the washing up? -I did it! | 0:31:50 | 0:31:53 | |
SCREAMING AND SHOUTING | 0:32:08 | 0:32:11 | |
HORN BEEPS | 0:32:12 | 0:32:14 | |
-Hello, what's your name? -Keegan. | 0:32:14 | 0:32:17 | |
All right, K, what's happened to your finger? | 0:32:17 | 0:32:20 | |
That's quality. Pure scary, pure scary. | 0:32:20 | 0:32:24 | |
Hey, give me your money! Come on, empty your pockets! | 0:32:24 | 0:32:28 | |
Hey you! Excuse me, excuse me! | 0:32:28 | 0:32:31 | |
Give me all your money! Come on, every copper! | 0:32:31 | 0:32:35 | |
Who feels sorry for poor children? Correct answer. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:42 | |
Everybody sitting up nicely? | 0:32:42 | 0:32:45 | |
OK, so, as you know, we're going to have new money in the New Year. | 0:32:47 | 0:32:51 | |
Does anybody know how much a euro is worth in pounds? | 0:32:51 | 0:32:55 | |
-Yes. -67p. -Spot on. | 0:32:56 | 0:33:00 | |
Here, there's a little prize for you. It's your own euro converter. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:03 | |
Now! Who else wants one? Anybody? | 0:33:03 | 0:33:06 | |
ME! Oh! Everybody! OK. | 0:33:06 | 0:33:08 | |
So, who can tell me how much two pence is worth in euros? | 0:33:08 | 0:33:12 | |
Mmm. Well, I'll tell you. | 0:33:14 | 0:33:17 | |
It's worth... | 0:33:17 | 0:33:20 | |
not very much. Almost nothing. To you. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:23 | |
But if we all put our two pences together, | 0:33:23 | 0:33:26 | |
then we'll have a lot of two pences, won't we? YES. | 0:33:26 | 0:33:30 | |
How many people are there here? One... | 0:33:30 | 0:33:33 | |
ALL: ..Two, three, four, | 0:33:33 | 0:33:37 | |
five, six, seven, eight... | 0:33:37 | 0:33:40 | |
-250. -Sorry? | 0:33:40 | 0:33:43 | |
-There's 250 in the school. -Oh, clever clogs head master! | 0:33:43 | 0:33:47 | |
OK, 250, | 0:33:47 | 0:33:48 | |
so if you each gave me two pence, then I'd have five pounds. | 0:33:48 | 0:33:54 | |
It's not that much here, but in Ethiopia five pounds could feed a family for a week. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:59 | |
If you all gave me two two pences, then we'd have a tenner. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:03 | |
That's enough to provide that village with a source of clean water forever. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:08 | |
It's no good to you, so chuck it in the bin. | 0:34:08 | 0:34:11 | |
HORN BEEPS | 0:34:11 | 0:34:13 | |
Excuse me. Give me all your money! Come on, every copper! | 0:34:13 | 0:34:16 | |
Get out of my way. Hey you! | 0:34:17 | 0:34:19 | |
Hey, give me your money! | 0:34:19 | 0:34:22 | |
Come on. Empty your pockets. | 0:34:22 | 0:34:25 | |
-Hello, what's your name? -Damian. Hi, Damian, I'm the Bin. | 0:34:29 | 0:34:33 | |
-Hello, Bin. -Damian, you'll give me some money, won't you? | 0:34:33 | 0:34:37 | |
Yeah. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:43 | |
SHE MOUTHS | 0:34:48 | 0:34:49 | |
What did you do? You did it again, didn't you? | 0:34:58 | 0:35:01 | |
-What? -I saw what you did. How much? -Not much. She's nice. | 0:35:01 | 0:35:06 | |
I've been thinking. Why don't we give the money to her? | 0:35:06 | 0:35:09 | |
So, how did it go? | 0:35:09 | 0:35:11 | |
Well... | 0:35:11 | 0:35:12 | |
A thousand?! What did you bring a thousand to school for? | 0:35:14 | 0:35:18 | |
Can't you see that's suspicious? | 0:35:18 | 0:35:20 | |
It's not suspicious. It's unusual. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:23 | |
How can it be suspicious? It's our money. | 0:35:23 | 0:35:26 | |
Right, you lot, outside! Come on! > | 0:35:26 | 0:35:29 | |
-That's enough messing around. -Do you know, in Africa, you can build a well for as little as £100? | 0:35:29 | 0:35:35 | |
Just listen. | 0:35:35 | 0:35:38 | |
It was the most daring, most brilliant, | 0:35:43 | 0:35:46 | |
cleverest and biggest robbery on record, ever. The train was here. | 0:35:46 | 0:35:51 | |
'The train, the one with the money. Used notes. Right? | 0:35:53 | 0:35:57 | |
'The van comes in onto the platform, here. | 0:35:57 | 0:36:00 | |
'It's a railway van so no-one takes any notice. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:04 | |
TYRES SQUEAL 'Until... | 0:36:04 | 0:36:07 | |
'..they jump out of this van and someone got hold of the driver. | 0:36:16 | 0:36:20 | |
'Some of them start shifting the money.' | 0:36:20 | 0:36:22 | |
By this time, Rapid Response has been mobilised. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:25 | |
SIREN BLARES | 0:36:25 | 0:36:28 | |
All right, let's go. Come on! | 0:36:29 | 0:36:32 | |
SHOUTING | 0:36:32 | 0:36:35 | |
The van drives off with a reckless disregard for life. | 0:36:44 | 0:36:48 | |
Rapid Response goes after it. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:50 | |
There's armed units, dog handlers. Helicopters. | 0:36:50 | 0:36:53 | |
'They throw everything at them. The train stays here. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:56 | |
'An ambulance comes, takes the driver to hospital. They get another driver. | 0:36:56 | 0:37:01 | |
'CID count the bags. There's only one missing. | 0:37:01 | 0:37:05 | |
'Then Rapid Response corner the van. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:08 | |
'Trapped. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:16 | |
'The robbers dropped the lot and they leg it! | 0:37:16 | 0:37:19 | |
'They've got no chance, except... | 0:37:19 | 0:37:22 | |
'Newcastle United versus Arsenal, at Highbury. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:25 | |
'1-1. Disappointing result for the Gunners.' | 0:37:25 | 0:37:29 | |
Please advise car, I think we've lost them. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:32 | |
'They don't catch the men, but that's all right | 0:37:32 | 0:37:35 | |
'because when they get back to the van... | 0:37:35 | 0:37:39 | |
'there's the missing bag.' | 0:37:39 | 0:37:42 | |
How do you know all that? | 0:37:42 | 0:37:44 | |
His uncle works for the police. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:45 | |
The van is gone, the train is in the station. | 0:37:45 | 0:37:48 | |
'And the cops are in the cop shop making tea. Where are the robbers?' | 0:37:48 | 0:37:52 | |
Where's the last place you're going to look? | 0:37:52 | 0:37:56 | |
-Our house? -Maybe. | 0:37:56 | 0:37:59 | |
So the train moves off with a new driver and all the money. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:03 | |
On the train. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:04 | |
The money was on the train, and so was a robber? | 0:38:04 | 0:38:07 | |
Lateral thinking. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:09 | |
'The money stays on the train, and so does a robber. | 0:38:12 | 0:38:15 | |
'He sits tight. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:37 | |
'Every time the train comes to a slow bend, he chucks a sack of money out. | 0:38:37 | 0:38:40 | |
'They've got people waiting all over the country.' | 0:38:40 | 0:38:44 | |
It could be Stafford or Crewe. It could be Preston or Wigan. | 0:38:44 | 0:38:48 | |
Runcorn, it could be. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:50 | |
Or it could be here. | 0:38:50 | 0:38:52 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 0:39:22 | 0:39:24 | |
Damian! Damian, calm down. It'll be all right. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:28 | |
No-one knows it was us. | 0:39:28 | 0:39:30 | |
I don't care. Leave me alone. What you have to tell me for? | 0:39:30 | 0:39:33 | |
-Because I wanted you to know the truth. -We have to give it back. | 0:39:33 | 0:39:37 | |
No... No, we can't do that. They were going to burn it. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:41 | |
Now, come on. It isn't the money's fault it got stolen. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:44 | |
I thought it was from God. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:47 | |
What?! | 0:39:47 | 0:39:49 | |
You know, sometimes you tell people about Mam | 0:39:49 | 0:39:51 | |
and they give you money or sweets? Well, I told God and... | 0:39:51 | 0:39:55 | |
-Well, who else would have that kind of money? -Well...in a funny... | 0:39:55 | 0:39:59 | |
God doesn't rob banks, all right?! God does not rob banks. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:04 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:40:04 | 0:40:06 | |
Office. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:09 | |
Now! | 0:40:10 | 0:40:11 | |
Your father's on his way. | 0:40:11 | 0:40:14 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:40:20 | 0:40:22 | |
'Come in.' | 0:40:22 | 0:40:24 | |
The Mormons?! | 0:40:27 | 0:40:28 | |
'You stole money from Mormons?!' | 0:40:30 | 0:40:32 | |
Would you like to tell us why you did it, Anthony? | 0:40:32 | 0:40:35 | |
Our mam's dead. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:44 | |
HE SOBS | 0:40:44 | 0:40:46 | |
Hey. Hey! Hey, Anthony, come here. Anthony, Damian, come here. | 0:40:52 | 0:40:56 | |
ANTHONY SOBS | 0:40:56 | 0:40:58 | |
OK. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:00 | |
Team talk. | 0:41:00 | 0:41:02 | |
Your mother... | 0:41:04 | 0:41:05 | |
Mm-hm. | 0:41:05 | 0:41:06 | |
She would not want you to stand around crying...or to steal things. | 0:41:06 | 0:41:12 | |
She wants you to get on with your lives | 0:41:14 | 0:41:17 | |
and do the best you can. Make her proud, son, eh? | 0:41:17 | 0:41:20 | |
And not, you know... | 0:41:20 | 0:41:22 | |
..cry. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:26 | |
OK. So let's stop crying, eh? | 0:41:29 | 0:41:31 | |
And stealing things. Let's stop that, too. Get in the car. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:36 | |
Don't ever do that to me again. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:45 | |
I'm really sorry it was me. I didn't mean to cause any trouble, or anything. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:50 | |
No, you did right. They stole it, what could you do? | 0:41:50 | 0:41:53 | |
They did give it to a good cause. | 0:41:53 | 0:41:55 | |
I wouldn't have done that at their age. | 0:41:55 | 0:41:58 | |
They must be... | 0:41:58 | 0:42:00 | |
You did a good job. | 0:42:00 | 0:42:03 | |
Thanks. | 0:42:03 | 0:42:04 | |
Are you from the social? | 0:42:09 | 0:42:11 | |
No. I'm just a visitor. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:13 | |
I go round the schools collecting for this water thing, | 0:42:13 | 0:42:16 | |
making sure the kids understand the changeover. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:19 | |
Does anyone understand it? | 0:42:19 | 0:42:21 | |
Sometimes they are a bit confused, until I talk to them. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:24 | |
And then... | 0:42:24 | 0:42:26 | |
BOTH: They're really confused. | 0:42:26 | 0:42:28 | |
I'm sorry. They're very sorry. | 0:42:31 | 0:42:34 | |
I've sent them to bed. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:35 | |
I want you to know that it won't happen again. | 0:42:35 | 0:42:39 | |
-Do you mind me asking how you had so much cash in the house? -It was a donation, left here anonymously. | 0:42:39 | 0:42:45 | |
And you weren't suspicious about that? | 0:42:45 | 0:42:49 | |
No, we pray a lot, | 0:42:49 | 0:42:50 | |
and we thought it was the answer to our prayers. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:53 | |
Only it has been mentioned that you spent close to £5,000 in Comet a few days ago. | 0:42:53 | 0:43:00 | |
Digital television. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:01 | |
PING! > | 0:43:01 | 0:43:03 | |
Microwave oven. Dishwasher. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:05 | |
Foot spa. | 0:43:08 | 0:43:10 | |
Did you actually pray for all of these things? | 0:43:10 | 0:43:13 | |
We were praying for comfort and encouragement. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:18 | |
I think we felt comforted AND encouraged. | 0:43:18 | 0:43:21 | |
By the foot spa? | 0:43:21 | 0:43:23 | |
And the dishwasher. | 0:43:23 | 0:43:25 | |
Hmm-mm. | 0:43:25 | 0:43:27 | |
Samaritans... | 0:43:27 | 0:43:30 | |
Oxfam...Christian Aid... | 0:43:30 | 0:43:33 | |
For Christ's sake, don't tick them little boxes. | 0:43:33 | 0:43:37 | |
The ones about putting you in touch with like-minded organisations. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:40 | |
-You'd be besieged, man. I'm telling you! -St Peter, died AD 64? | 0:43:40 | 0:43:44 | |
All right, don't remind us. | 0:43:44 | 0:43:46 | |
The money...it's robbed. | 0:43:46 | 0:43:48 | |
I know! | 0:43:48 | 0:43:49 | |
Patron saint of keys, locks and general security, man. | 0:43:49 | 0:43:53 | |
Including up there. I'm on the door. | 0:43:53 | 0:43:57 | |
Is it still all right, if it's robbed? | 0:43:57 | 0:44:00 | |
Can you still do good with it or should you give it back? | 0:44:00 | 0:44:05 | |
I thought it was a miracle, but it is just robbed. | 0:44:05 | 0:44:09 | |
Damian. Listen. | 0:44:09 | 0:44:11 | |
One day, I was with you know who - Jesus. | 0:44:11 | 0:44:16 | |
And he went up into the mountains and thousands of people followed him. | 0:44:16 | 0:44:20 | |
The police said 5,000. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:22 | |
5,000?! | 0:44:22 | 0:44:23 | |
Everybody knows this story. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
Loaves and fishes. | 0:44:25 | 0:44:28 | |
See, I knew you'd say that. That's what everybody says. | 0:44:28 | 0:44:31 | |
This yours? | 0:44:34 | 0:44:36 | |
It's the key to the old house. | 0:44:36 | 0:44:38 | |
Jointed pin-tumbler. Engineering perfection. | 0:44:38 | 0:44:43 | |
Anyway, this kid comes up to us, about your size, | 0:44:43 | 0:44:47 | |
His name was... No, I have forgotten. | 0:44:47 | 0:44:50 | |
I still see him sometimes. | 0:44:50 | 0:44:52 | |
Anyway, he comes up with these loaves and fishes. Sardines. | 0:44:52 | 0:44:57 | |
And Jesus blesses them and passes the plate round. | 0:44:57 | 0:45:01 | |
Now, the first person he passes it to, passes it on. | 0:45:01 | 0:45:04 | |
He doesn't take anything. He just passes it on. Do you know why? | 0:45:04 | 0:45:08 | |
Because he had a piece of lamb hidden in his pocket. | 0:45:08 | 0:45:12 | |
And as he is passing the fish, he sneaks a bit of meat out | 0:45:12 | 0:45:16 | |
and pretends he's taken it off the plate. Do you see what I'm saying? | 0:45:16 | 0:45:20 | |
And the next person, exactly the same story. | 0:45:20 | 0:45:23 | |
Every single bastard one of them has their own food! | 0:45:23 | 0:45:27 | |
And every one of them is keeping it quiet. | 0:45:27 | 0:45:30 | |
Looking after number one. | 0:45:30 | 0:45:32 | |
But as that plate went round with the sardines on, | 0:45:32 | 0:45:36 | |
they all got their own food out and started to share. | 0:45:36 | 0:45:39 | |
And then that plate went all the way round and back to Jesus, | 0:45:39 | 0:45:44 | |
and it'd still got the fish and the loaves on it. | 0:45:44 | 0:45:47 | |
I think Jesus was a bit taken aback. | 0:45:47 | 0:45:50 | |
He says, "What happened?" | 0:45:50 | 0:45:52 | |
And I just said, "Miracle." | 0:45:52 | 0:45:55 | |
And at first I thought I'd fooled him. | 0:45:55 | 0:45:58 | |
But now I see it WAS a miracle, one of his best. | 0:45:58 | 0:46:03 | |
But this little kid had stood up and... | 0:46:06 | 0:46:08 | |
everybody there just got bigger. | 0:46:08 | 0:46:11 | |
Do you understand what I'm talking about? | 0:46:15 | 0:46:18 | |
Not really. | 0:46:18 | 0:46:19 | |
I'm talking about you. | 0:46:19 | 0:46:22 | |
Now I'm really lost. | 0:46:22 | 0:46:24 | |
You're trying too hard. | 0:46:24 | 0:46:26 | |
That kid, he wasn't planning on doing a miracle. | 0:46:26 | 0:46:30 | |
He wasn't planning anything... except lunch. | 0:46:30 | 0:46:33 | |
Something that looks like a miracle turns out to be dead simple. | 0:46:33 | 0:46:37 | |
But what am I going to do with all this? | 0:46:37 | 0:46:40 | |
I just want to be good. | 0:46:42 | 0:46:45 | |
Look, I can't say too much about this, | 0:46:45 | 0:46:48 | |
because of that whole free will thing. Right? But... | 0:46:48 | 0:46:53 | |
See this key? | 0:46:56 | 0:46:57 | |
Keep it safe. All right? | 0:46:57 | 0:47:00 | |
And I'll have a word upstairs... | 0:47:04 | 0:47:06 | |
see if I can get somebody on your case more permanent. | 0:47:06 | 0:47:11 | |
With three days left to e-day, my true love said to me... | 0:47:13 | 0:47:18 | |
Convert your change, or donate to charity. | 0:47:18 | 0:47:22 | |
Hmmm, marvellous. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:25 | |
'There are just three days left to e-day. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:28 | |
'Remember, the money in your bank account has already been converted. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:31 | |
'The easiest way to change any cash you have is to pay it into your account. | 0:47:31 | 0:47:35 | |
'Sterling becomes euros the moment it's paid in. | 0:47:35 | 0:47:38 | |
'If you don't have an account, why not open one today?' | 0:47:38 | 0:47:41 | |
-Can I help? -We'd like to open an account. -Is your mum and dad with you? -No. | 0:47:41 | 0:47:45 | |
Well, I need an adult signature. I need proof of who you are. | 0:47:45 | 0:47:48 | |
Oh, we've got that. Leisure pass. | 0:47:48 | 0:47:51 | |
I'm afraid you're going to have to ask your mum to come in. | 0:47:53 | 0:47:56 | |
-This isn't enough. Just ask your mum to come in. -We can't. -Why not? | 0:47:56 | 0:47:59 | |
Our mam's dead. | 0:48:01 | 0:48:03 | |
There's two free euros in 'ere... | 0:48:10 | 0:48:13 | |
..and you can keep the rest of your money in it. It's the best I can do. | 0:48:15 | 0:48:19 | |
I told you we should have bought a house! | 0:48:24 | 0:48:27 | |
Right, if we can't hide it, at least we can spend it. | 0:48:27 | 0:48:31 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGS | 0:48:34 | 0:48:37 | |
-Hello? -Now, that is quality. | 0:48:37 | 0:48:39 | |
That is amazing. I can see you. Can you see me? | 0:48:39 | 0:48:42 | |
Yeah. | 0:48:42 | 0:48:43 | |
Not here, on there! | 0:48:43 | 0:48:44 | |
Not as well. | 0:48:44 | 0:48:46 | |
-I can see you in mine. This is fantastic. -Anthony, | 0:48:46 | 0:48:50 | |
why don't we give the money to the lady with the bin? | 0:48:50 | 0:48:53 | |
It's not ours, and we're never going to spend it all. She could do good with it. | 0:48:53 | 0:48:57 | |
We just gave her a grand and look at the trouble it caused. | 0:48:57 | 0:49:00 | |
If we gave her 200, we'll end up in jail. We're on our own now, Damian. | 0:49:00 | 0:49:04 | |
Don't let me down. | 0:49:04 | 0:49:07 | |
Hello! The speaker went on my bin. | 0:49:18 | 0:49:21 | |
Your dad said he'd fix it, so I said I'd cook for him, so you get a decent meal for once. | 0:49:21 | 0:49:26 | |
I'm a fantastic cook. Aren't I a fantastic cook, Damian? | 0:49:26 | 0:49:30 | |
The size of that school bag. You'll get a hernia. Is that all homework? | 0:49:30 | 0:49:34 | |
-No! -Yeah! | 0:49:34 | 0:49:35 | |
Um, costumes for the Nativity play. I suppose it IS homework, really. | 0:49:35 | 0:49:40 | |
I love a Nativity play. Can I see them? | 0:49:40 | 0:49:43 | |
-Yeah. -No. | 0:49:43 | 0:49:44 | |
It's private. Private property... of the school. | 0:49:44 | 0:49:48 | |
-It will spoil the surprise. -Am I going to go, too? | 0:49:48 | 0:49:52 | |
-Are you going to get me tickets? -Well, I suppose so. -I didn't even know they were in it. | 0:49:52 | 0:49:56 | |
I get told nothing, you know. Nothing. | 0:49:56 | 0:49:59 | |
Are you going to come and do some chopping? | 0:49:59 | 0:50:02 | |
It's lasagne, your favourite. | 0:50:02 | 0:50:05 | |
ON TV: 'Where was the highwayman Dick Turpin hanged in 1739?' | 0:50:09 | 0:50:14 | |
-York. -How did you know that? | 0:50:14 | 0:50:16 | |
-It's York. -'Glasgow...Carlisle...' | 0:50:16 | 0:50:18 | |
He knows everything, your dad. '..Norwich...York...' | 0:50:18 | 0:50:21 | |
Why don't you go on it? You'd be great. Wouldn't he? | 0:50:21 | 0:50:24 | |
-'50-50, please.' -It's York! | 0:50:24 | 0:50:27 | |
You'd be a lot less frustrated if you went on yourself. Damian, tell him to go on. | 0:50:27 | 0:50:31 | |
You'd like to have a £1 million, wouldn't you? | 0:50:31 | 0:50:33 | |
It's not £1 million. It's 1 million euros. That's only about... | 0:50:33 | 0:50:37 | |
..623,100 at today's prices. | 0:50:38 | 0:50:42 | |
At least somebody has been listening. | 0:50:42 | 0:50:45 | |
Told you it was York. | 0:50:45 | 0:50:47 | |
'Jim, I'm so sorry. The answer is York.' | 0:50:47 | 0:50:51 | |
We're supposed to go to bed when this is finished. | 0:50:51 | 0:50:54 | |
Yeah, right, go to bed. | 0:50:54 | 0:50:56 | |
But you're supposed to read us a story. | 0:50:56 | 0:50:59 | |
-I'll get off. -I'll see you out. | 0:51:02 | 0:51:04 | |
I'll see you out, too. | 0:51:04 | 0:51:06 | |
Come again soon! | 0:51:15 | 0:51:16 | |
-Sucker for women. -Sucker for men. | 0:51:16 | 0:51:19 | |
-Don't forget, I want to see that Nativity play. Your dad'll forget. -Go and get your pyjamas on. | 0:51:22 | 0:51:27 | |
They're good lads. | 0:51:27 | 0:51:28 | |
-Nice to have someone to talk to once in a while, though. -Yeah. | 0:51:30 | 0:51:34 | |
Thanks. I had a great evening. | 0:51:34 | 0:51:37 | |
I know what she's after. | 0:51:37 | 0:51:39 | |
We can't leave it here. We're going to have to keep it with us... | 0:51:39 | 0:51:43 | |
all the time. Fill your school bag. | 0:51:43 | 0:51:46 | |
And don't let it out your sight. | 0:51:46 | 0:51:49 | |
-Guard it with your life, whatever happens. OK? -OK. | 0:51:49 | 0:51:52 | |
Damian? | 0:51:52 | 0:51:54 | |
(Have you any room?) | 0:51:54 | 0:51:56 | |
-Have you any room? -No, Damian. He's tired. | 0:51:56 | 0:52:01 | |
He's walked here all the way from Nazareth. | 0:52:01 | 0:52:04 | |
-He's tired. He's very, very tired. -Well... | 0:52:04 | 0:52:06 | |
-Tired. -The walk from Nazareth, people did that all the time. | 0:52:06 | 0:52:10 | |
And he was a carpenter. So he was very fit. | 0:52:10 | 0:52:14 | |
He wasn't tired. He was excited. | 0:52:14 | 0:52:15 | |
-His wife was going to have a baby. They weren't expecting to go to sleep. -OK. | 0:52:15 | 0:52:20 | |
You say excited. I say tired. Let's try nervous. | 0:52:20 | 0:52:24 | |
OK? Shall we start again? | 0:52:24 | 0:52:27 | |
Joseph the Worker, first century, dates uncertain? | 0:52:45 | 0:52:48 | |
I wouldn't have said nervous. I would have said focused. | 0:52:48 | 0:52:53 | |
-Well, have you any room? > -Hmm. | 0:53:04 | 0:53:07 | |
What did he want to bring HER for? | 0:53:10 | 0:53:12 | |
You invited her. | 0:53:12 | 0:53:14 | |
Beginners. Beginners positions. Damian, come on. | 0:53:18 | 0:53:21 | |
LOUDLY: The word went out from Julius Caesar... | 0:53:30 | 0:53:33 | |
Caesarus... | 0:53:33 | 0:53:36 | |
Caesar Augustus that everybody had to go to their home town to be taxed. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:41 | |
So Mary and Joseph set out for Bethlehem. | 0:53:41 | 0:53:44 | |
PIANO PLAYS | 0:53:44 | 0:53:46 | |
CHILDREN SING: # Little Donkey, Little Donkey | 0:53:49 | 0:53:54 | |
# On the dusty road... # | 0:53:54 | 0:53:57 | |
Do you know how much a piece of gold that big would be worth today? | 0:53:57 | 0:54:02 | |
A lot. An awful lot. | 0:54:02 | 0:54:03 | |
I wonder what happened to it? Cos he was poor after that. | 0:54:03 | 0:54:07 | |
-I wonder what he spent it on... -Can we lose the anachronistic bag? | 0:54:07 | 0:54:11 | |
I don't think they had Adidas in the first century! | 0:54:11 | 0:54:14 | |
< Far away to the East, three wise men saw a star. | 0:54:14 | 0:54:18 | |
Thanks, girls. | 0:54:18 | 0:54:20 | |
Look a star! Let's follow it. | 0:54:20 | 0:54:22 | |
# Come, they told me Par um pa pa pa pum | 0:54:24 | 0:54:29 | |
# A new born King to see Par um pa pum pum... # | 0:54:30 | 0:54:35 | |
ECHOES OF CHILDREN SINGING | 0:54:35 | 0:54:39 | |
No, Saint Maureen. > | 0:54:43 | 0:54:45 | |
I don't think I have heard of her. Is she a virgin martyr? | 0:54:45 | 0:54:49 | |
I don't think so. | 0:54:49 | 0:54:51 | |
HE GASPS | 0:54:51 | 0:54:53 | |
MAN TUTS | 0:54:53 | 0:54:55 | |
Here he is. He's always got those bags with him. | 0:54:57 | 0:55:00 | |
# Pom pom pom... # | 0:55:00 | 0:55:02 | |
Do you remember me? Mm...? | 0:55:04 | 0:55:08 | |
I'm the poor man. | 0:55:08 | 0:55:10 | |
DOOR BANGS | 0:55:10 | 0:55:11 | |
Damian Cunningham, what are you doing there? Come on, where should you be? | 0:55:13 | 0:55:17 | |
Where should you be? You should be in Bethlehem, come on. | 0:55:17 | 0:55:21 | |
I can't believe you've got... No, go back, go back. As for these! | 0:55:21 | 0:55:25 | |
What have I told you about these? I've told you before - Sshh! | 0:55:25 | 0:55:28 | |
(Back out! Back out! Back out! | 0:55:28 | 0:55:30 | |
(Shhhhh! Back on! Back on!) | 0:55:30 | 0:55:32 | |
NARRATOR: They tried first at one inn. | 0:55:32 | 0:55:35 | |
Do you have any room at this inn? | 0:55:35 | 0:55:37 | |
No, sorry, we're fully booked. | 0:55:37 | 0:55:39 | |
Do you have any room at THIS inn? | 0:55:39 | 0:55:42 | |
We haven't any room, but we've got a stable. | 0:55:42 | 0:55:44 | |
So he took them to the stable... > | 0:55:50 | 0:55:52 | |
Oh, this is nice and cosy, Joseph. | 0:55:52 | 0:55:56 | |
Cosy, Joseph! | 0:55:58 | 0:56:00 | |
I said, "This is nice and cosy, Joseph." | 0:56:03 | 0:56:08 | |
(Damian? Damian?) | 0:56:08 | 0:56:10 | |
-FALSETTO: -Yes, this is where our Lord Baby Jesus will be born. | 0:56:12 | 0:56:16 | |
And so our Saviour came, bringing peace to all the earth. | 0:56:18 | 0:56:22 | |
# Silent night, Holy... # | 0:56:23 | 0:56:27 | |
Quick, come on! | 0:56:27 | 0:56:29 | |
DISTANT APPLAUSE | 0:56:29 | 0:56:31 | |
KEYS JANGLE | 0:57:31 | 0:57:33 | |
You stay there. | 0:57:44 | 0:57:45 | |
DOORBELL RINGS INCESSANTLY | 0:58:51 | 0:58:54 | |
Oh, no! The keys! | 0:58:56 | 0:58:57 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:59:20 | 0:59:22 | |
MOBILE RINGS | 0:59:48 | 0:59:50 | |
Oh, no! | 0:59:50 | 0:59:51 | |
Aaaaaargh! | 1:00:02 | 1:00:04 | |
-Damian! What you doing? -Dad! | 1:00:05 | 1:00:07 | |
Come here! Oh God! Come here! | 1:00:07 | 1:00:09 | |
Come here! It's all right. | 1:00:09 | 1:00:11 | |
Let's get you down. What were you doing? | 1:00:11 | 1:00:13 | |
-Is he all right, Dad? -There we go. -What's he doing? | 1:00:13 | 1:00:17 | |
Well, he found it! | 1:00:24 | 1:00:26 | |
It just fell out of the sky. Right in front of me. | 1:00:26 | 1:00:30 | |
I thought it was from God. | 1:00:30 | 1:00:32 | |
From God? | 1:00:32 | 1:00:35 | |
It's not really his thing is it, handing out cash? | 1:00:35 | 1:00:39 | |
Why would God hand out... | 1:00:39 | 1:00:42 | |
£229,320. | 1:00:42 | 1:00:46 | |
Blimey. | 1:00:50 | 1:00:51 | |
I was going to give it to the poor, but it was really hard. | 1:00:51 | 1:00:56 | |
Why didn't you tell me? | 1:00:58 | 1:00:59 | |
Anthony said not to because of the tax. | 1:00:59 | 1:01:03 | |
-We could keep some of it though couldn't we, like a reward? -Get in. | 1:01:03 | 1:01:08 | |
Oh! | 1:01:08 | 1:01:09 | |
So what are we going to do with it then? | 1:01:09 | 1:01:12 | |
We're going to hand it in. All of it. | 1:01:12 | 1:01:15 | |
What else can we do? It's not ours, is it? | 1:01:15 | 1:01:17 | |
Hello? | 1:01:56 | 1:01:57 | |
I called round, the door was open. I've called the police. | 1:01:57 | 1:02:02 | |
I thought you might have come home. | 1:02:02 | 1:02:04 | |
Everyone gets burgled at Christmas, Dad. | 1:02:19 | 1:02:23 | |
PC: This will be your crime number. | 1:02:23 | 1:02:26 | |
So you can get on to your insurance company. | 1:02:26 | 1:02:30 | |
They can't really recompense you for this. | 1:02:30 | 1:02:33 | |
They can't give you your Christmas back, can they? | 1:02:33 | 1:02:35 | |
Be next Christmas by the time you get anything...back. | 1:02:35 | 1:02:38 | |
I don't suppose you've got any... serial numbers, | 1:02:39 | 1:02:44 | |
security codes, anything like that? | 1:02:44 | 1:02:46 | |
No? Well... | 1:02:46 | 1:02:49 | |
Wouldn't make any difference. It's very rare we get anything back. | 1:02:49 | 1:02:52 | |
Very rare. | 1:02:52 | 1:02:54 | |
'We know the stolen currency is around here somewhere. | 1:02:57 | 1:03:00 | |
'That's what this is all about, but they can't do anything about it. | 1:03:00 | 1:03:03 | |
'All the banks have been warned to look out for anyone making any large deposits. | 1:03:03 | 1:03:08 | |
'And, of course, it's only one day or two, before they realise that the money is worthless.' | 1:03:08 | 1:03:14 | |
PC LAUGHS | 1:03:14 | 1:03:16 | |
What's that? | 1:03:48 | 1:03:50 | |
It's nothing, it's nothing. It's just my stuff. | 1:03:50 | 1:03:53 | |
Oh, Dad, don't! | 1:03:54 | 1:03:56 | |
Oh, my God! | 1:03:56 | 1:03:59 | |
This is what they were after. | 1:04:04 | 1:04:06 | |
That's a lot of money. Where did it come from? | 1:04:06 | 1:04:10 | |
They took our Christmas. We'll take their cash. | 1:04:10 | 1:04:13 | |
-You can't keep it. -You're going to keep it? | 1:04:13 | 1:04:16 | |
It belongs to the government! | 1:04:16 | 1:04:18 | |
They were going to burn all this money, that's a crime if you ask me. | 1:04:18 | 1:04:22 | |
-Definitely. -But stealing's wrong. | 1:04:22 | 1:04:24 | |
You have to steal it FROM somebody. | 1:04:24 | 1:04:26 | |
-Who are we stealing it from? -It's not right! | 1:04:26 | 1:04:29 | |
My house has just been ransacked! I work every second God sends just to give you a decent home. | 1:04:29 | 1:04:35 | |
And now it's been wrecked. | 1:04:37 | 1:04:38 | |
I am owed this. | 1:04:38 | 1:04:41 | |
-But... -Go to bed. | 1:04:41 | 1:04:44 | |
Now. | 1:04:44 | 1:04:46 | |
HE EXHALES | 1:04:55 | 1:04:57 | |
Do you want a story? | 1:05:15 | 1:05:16 | |
It's wrong. | 1:05:16 | 1:05:18 | |
Who says? | 1:05:18 | 1:05:19 | |
God. | 1:05:19 | 1:05:21 | |
Yeah, well... | 1:05:21 | 1:05:23 | |
Yeah, well what? | 1:05:25 | 1:05:28 | |
-Don't you want to go to heaven? -Look around you, Damian. | 1:05:28 | 1:05:31 | |
We're on our own. No-one is smiling down on us, Damian. | 1:05:31 | 1:05:35 | |
No-one is looking out for us. So we're looking out for ourselves. | 1:05:35 | 1:05:39 | |
But Mam... | 1:05:39 | 1:05:40 | |
..is dead. | 1:05:40 | 1:05:43 | |
She's dead, Damian. | 1:05:43 | 1:05:46 | |
You'll never see her again. | 1:05:47 | 1:05:49 | |
And neither will I. | 1:05:49 | 1:05:52 | |
And the money...is ours. | 1:05:56 | 1:05:59 | |
We'll take it to town tomorrow | 1:05:59 | 1:06:01 | |
and change it and spend it, do you hear me? | 1:06:01 | 1:06:04 | |
All of it, because it's ours. | 1:06:04 | 1:06:07 | |
THUDDING | 1:06:23 | 1:06:25 | |
HE GASPS | 1:06:34 | 1:06:36 | |
I know you've got it. | 1:06:38 | 1:06:41 | |
It's mine. | 1:06:41 | 1:06:42 | |
And you're going to change it tomorrow. | 1:06:44 | 1:06:47 | |
And that's a good thing. | 1:06:47 | 1:06:50 | |
OK? | 1:06:51 | 1:06:52 | |
HE DIALS | 1:06:57 | 1:07:00 | |
When you come back... | 1:07:00 | 1:07:02 | |
..I'm going to call you on this phone. | 1:07:04 | 1:07:07 | |
Open the front door. | 1:07:07 | 1:07:09 | |
Let me in. | 1:07:09 | 1:07:12 | |
And we'll take the money. | 1:07:12 | 1:07:14 | |
And you won't have to worry about it any more. | 1:07:14 | 1:07:19 | |
Understand? | 1:07:22 | 1:07:23 | |
You make sure your phone's switched on. | 1:07:42 | 1:07:44 | |
-You take one side and we'll take the other and then swap. -All right. | 1:07:51 | 1:07:55 | |
OK, change what you can and what you can't change spend. Have a ball! | 1:07:55 | 1:07:59 | |
You do realise, you just kissed goodbye to the money. | 1:07:59 | 1:08:03 | |
Come on, let's get cracking. | 1:08:03 | 1:08:05 | |
She's going to run off with it, you must know that? | 1:08:05 | 1:08:07 | |
-Come on! -How can she? She's got Damian. | 1:08:07 | 1:08:09 | |
She'll kidnap him, hold him to ransom for the rest of the money. | 1:08:09 | 1:08:13 | |
No, Anthony, that's what you'd do. Come on. | 1:08:13 | 1:08:16 | |
OK, you wait here, all right? | 1:08:25 | 1:08:27 | |
MAN: 'It's mine.' | 1:08:34 | 1:08:36 | |
-We'll have to change more than this. -No! | 1:08:42 | 1:08:44 | |
-What? -That's the whole point. | 1:08:44 | 1:08:46 | |
Do it in small amounts and no-one will be suspicious. | 1:08:46 | 1:08:50 | |
Look at the queue! We'll be lucky to get round three banks. | 1:08:50 | 1:08:53 | |
-You'll be lucky to stay out of jail. Go on! -What? | 1:08:53 | 1:08:57 | |
It's quite a lot in the circumstances. | 1:08:59 | 1:09:01 | |
It's £5,000. It's the front half of a Ford Fiesta. | 1:09:01 | 1:09:04 | |
Is this a bank or a sweet shop? | 1:09:04 | 1:09:06 | |
-What? -I need a wee. | 1:09:09 | 1:09:11 | |
Tell her that. | 1:09:11 | 1:09:12 | |
-Can we use your loo? -Well, I'm not sure... -I'm not queuing up again! | 1:09:12 | 1:09:16 | |
The poor kid's been in here half an hour. You must have a loo. What do you do when YOU need to go? | 1:09:16 | 1:09:22 | |
OK, just this once. | 1:09:29 | 1:09:31 | |
-You'll have to go here. -I don't really need one. | 1:09:38 | 1:09:41 | |
You little belter. | 1:09:43 | 1:09:45 | |
I just can't see why it's so difficult. | 1:09:48 | 1:09:50 | |
I need a wee. | 1:09:50 | 1:09:52 | |
It's the front half of a Ford Fiesta! That's... | 1:09:54 | 1:09:57 | |
I need a wee. I need a wee! | 1:09:57 | 1:09:59 | |
NEWS: 'Today's the day that Britain enters a new currency era. | 1:10:12 | 1:10:16 | |
'You must spend or bank any remaining old money today. | 1:10:16 | 1:10:19 | |
'It's now or never. Use it or lose it. | 1:10:19 | 1:10:22 | |
'At midnight tonight, it's euros only for British business. | 1:10:22 | 1:10:25 | |
'Well, if you say so for business... | 1:10:25 | 1:10:28 | |
'Business is... What was your name?' | 1:10:28 | 1:10:30 | |
-What? -I've got an idea. -What? | 1:10:32 | 1:10:34 | |
Dollars. | 1:10:34 | 1:10:36 | |
Change it into dollars now and change it into euros whenever. | 1:10:36 | 1:10:39 | |
Once all the excitement's over, the euro will most likely drop in value. | 1:10:39 | 1:10:43 | |
So we'll probably get a better exchange rate this way, too. | 1:10:43 | 1:10:46 | |
What? | 1:10:49 | 1:10:51 | |
-Where did -I -get you? | 1:10:51 | 1:10:54 | |
They've got a bank in there. It stays open late. | 1:10:58 | 1:11:01 | |
You know everything, you do, don't you? | 1:11:01 | 1:11:03 | |
Yeah. | 1:11:03 | 1:11:05 | |
What's wrong? | 1:11:08 | 1:11:10 | |
How did you know about the bank? | 1:11:13 | 1:11:16 | |
Is this where your mum worked? In here? | 1:11:19 | 1:11:23 | |
Stay there then. You'll be all right, I'll come straight back for you. I'll do this one. OK? | 1:11:26 | 1:11:32 | |
Don't look. | 1:11:47 | 1:11:50 | |
This is where your mum used to work. | 1:11:54 | 1:11:57 | |
Nice... | 1:12:00 | 1:12:02 | |
Best get a move on, eh? | 1:12:06 | 1:12:08 | |
Go on... | 1:12:12 | 1:12:14 | |
Damian, what you doing? | 1:12:39 | 1:12:41 | |
Hey, what's up? | 1:12:43 | 1:12:44 | |
Did you think I'd run off and left you? | 1:12:48 | 1:12:51 | |
Did you? Well, I didn't, did I? | 1:12:51 | 1:12:54 | |
No, you didn't. The bank's upstairs. | 1:12:54 | 1:12:59 | |
It's closed. | 1:12:59 | 1:13:02 | |
And I've had a much better idea! | 1:13:02 | 1:13:05 | |
Come on, let's go and stuff our faces. | 1:13:05 | 1:13:09 | |
Ooh, could have had me eye out! | 1:13:22 | 1:13:26 | |
-Damian wants to give his to the poor! -Do you? | 1:13:26 | 1:13:29 | |
They won't be poor any more once you've given it to them. | 1:13:29 | 1:13:33 | |
What'll you do then? Take it back? | 1:13:33 | 1:13:35 | |
Speaking of which... Right... | 1:13:35 | 1:13:39 | |
Mystery activity. Champagne... | 1:13:39 | 1:13:42 | |
Follow me. | 1:13:42 | 1:13:44 | |
She opened the door in her nightie and I thought, "Funny place to keep a door". | 1:13:55 | 1:13:59 | |
-This is your fault, this. -What is?! | 1:14:00 | 1:14:04 | |
Don't even know, do you? You brought her and you don't even know. | 1:14:04 | 1:14:08 | |
-What are you on about?! -Can you hear 'em laughing? Even he's laughing. | 1:14:08 | 1:14:11 | |
Listen. | 1:14:11 | 1:14:12 | |
Once she's got what she came for, she'll piss off again. | 1:14:17 | 1:14:20 | |
-Then he won't be laughing, will he? We'll start again, like when Mam died. -Maybe she'll...stay? | 1:14:20 | 1:14:27 | |
Oh, great! Much better! Is that what you want?! Her in there with him instead of Mam? | 1:14:27 | 1:14:32 | |
-Why are you angry with me? -You did it. You and your weird stuff. | 1:14:32 | 1:14:36 | |
Chucking money away, talking to yourself, seeing things. | 1:14:36 | 1:14:39 | |
I don't. Maybe I do, but... | 1:14:39 | 1:14:43 | |
And me sticking up for you, for what? Truth is, you're a loony. | 1:14:43 | 1:14:47 | |
-Don't say that, Anthony, please, don't say that. -You're just a loony. | 1:14:47 | 1:14:51 | |
You should be locked up. | 1:14:51 | 1:14:52 | |
'Be at the front door with the money in 10 minutes.' | 1:15:08 | 1:15:11 | |
Damian! We were... I was just... | 1:16:02 | 1:16:08 | |
DOORBELL | 1:16:21 | 1:16:24 | |
Dad, don't answer it. | 1:16:27 | 1:16:30 | |
-Dad, don't! -What is going on? -Please! | 1:16:30 | 1:16:33 | |
See these little girls? My girls. | 1:16:33 | 1:16:35 | |
The girls Santa Claus forgot. You're our last hope. | 1:16:35 | 1:16:39 | |
-We haven't got our bus fare. There's no point going back if you don't help - he'll chuck us out. -Just... | 1:16:39 | 1:16:44 | |
-Who is it? -Excuse me. Hedgehogs like these need your help. | 1:16:44 | 1:16:47 | |
50% of families with a chronically ill child break up. | 1:16:47 | 1:16:50 | |
You're maybe asking yourself - why does Waterloo Station need friends? | 1:16:50 | 1:16:54 | |
-Well, let me explain. -This is the middle of the night. This is a private house! | 1:16:54 | 1:16:58 | |
Who are you?! Get out, please. Do you mind just leaving? | 1:16:58 | 1:17:01 | |
Go on, you and your hedgehogs! Get out! | 1:17:01 | 1:17:05 | |
VOICES CLAMOUR | 1:17:05 | 1:17:08 | |
Just shut up, will you? | 1:17:18 | 1:17:20 | |
Damian? Damian? | 1:17:41 | 1:17:43 | |
This is the same donkey after just a few months in our sanctuary. | 1:17:56 | 1:18:00 | |
-I think you'll agree... -All right, love. Put him down. Shall we? | 1:18:00 | 1:18:03 | |
You'd better tell me how this started. | 1:18:17 | 1:18:19 | |
-I've no idea. -Someone must have said something strange. | 1:18:19 | 1:18:23 | |
-Digital? -Yeah that's right, yeah. | 1:18:23 | 1:18:26 | |
How do you find it? I'm yet to be convinced. | 1:18:26 | 1:18:30 | |
-You can have a look, when you get rid of that lot. -One step at a time, eh? Any chance of a bit of toast? | 1:18:30 | 1:18:34 | |
You do that, I'll have a look around. | 1:18:34 | 1:18:37 | |
Evening, lad. | 1:18:43 | 1:18:44 | |
You. | 1:19:16 | 1:19:17 | |
-Where is he? -I don't know! | 1:19:21 | 1:19:23 | |
-Huh? Where is he? -Upstairs. | 1:19:23 | 1:19:26 | |
Peaceful, isn't it? | 1:20:11 | 1:20:14 | |
Who are you? | 1:20:14 | 1:20:17 | |
Who am I? | 1:20:17 | 1:20:19 | |
Who are you? | 1:20:23 | 1:20:24 | |
We're the police. | 1:20:24 | 1:20:26 | |
Oh! | 1:21:15 | 1:21:17 | |
I know you're only a dream. But I don't care. | 1:21:17 | 1:21:22 | |
It's nice to see you. Even if you're just a dream. | 1:21:22 | 1:21:25 | |
The money just makes everything worse. | 1:21:27 | 1:21:30 | |
I've got something for you. | 1:21:30 | 1:21:34 | |
From Readers Digest. Here. | 1:21:34 | 1:21:35 | |
You may have already won £10,000. | 1:21:38 | 1:21:41 | |
Please will you talk to me? | 1:21:44 | 1:21:46 | |
Five minutes. OK? | 1:21:49 | 1:21:50 | |
Now, don't interrupt. I'm dead. | 1:21:56 | 1:21:59 | |
I know what I'm talking about, OK? | 1:21:59 | 1:22:01 | |
You need to use conditioner on your hair. Your dad won't think of that, but it makes all the difference. | 1:22:01 | 1:22:05 | |
Me? | 1:22:07 | 1:22:09 | |
You are not to worry about me. | 1:22:09 | 1:22:12 | |
You have been worrying about me, haven't you? | 1:22:12 | 1:22:16 | |
I'm fine. | 1:22:17 | 1:22:19 | |
Anthony, he seems to have taken it better than you. | 1:22:21 | 1:22:25 | |
But he hasn't. He's got a good heart, he just... | 1:22:25 | 1:22:29 | |
-he doesn't know where it is. -Damian? | 1:22:29 | 1:22:33 | |
He's going to need you. Be good to him. | 1:22:33 | 1:22:36 | |
Dad doesn't believe. | 1:22:36 | 1:22:37 | |
-Doesn't believe what? -Any of it. Anything. He mustn't do, or he wouldn't. | 1:22:37 | 1:22:45 | |
-Couldn't you talk to him? -He can't see me. -Oh. | 1:22:45 | 1:22:49 | |
-Is it because of the money? -In a way. The money makes it harder to see what's what. | 1:22:49 | 1:22:54 | |
You know that already. | 1:22:56 | 1:22:58 | |
Never really win with those things anyway. | 1:23:04 | 1:23:07 | |
You just end up with books about the building of the American Railways. | 1:23:07 | 1:23:10 | |
It's her, isn't it? | 1:23:13 | 1:23:15 | |
Your dad and her? | 1:23:17 | 1:23:19 | |
Damian... | 1:23:21 | 1:23:23 | |
..you know how complicated the money was? | 1:23:27 | 1:23:31 | |
Well...people are even more complicated. | 1:23:31 | 1:23:35 | |
You need to remember that there is nearly always enough good around to be going on with. | 1:23:37 | 1:23:41 | |
You've just got to have a bit of faith, you know. | 1:23:41 | 1:23:43 | |
And if you've got faith in people, that makes them stronger. | 1:23:43 | 1:23:46 | |
And you, you've got enough to sort all three of you out. | 1:23:46 | 1:23:50 | |
Hey? That's why I'm counting on you. | 1:23:52 | 1:23:56 | |
I haven't really been worried about you. | 1:23:58 | 1:24:00 | |
I've just been missing you. | 1:24:00 | 1:24:03 | |
That's allowed. | 1:24:03 | 1:24:05 | |
Are you really a saint? | 1:24:07 | 1:24:09 | |
Well, the criteria's very strict. | 1:24:09 | 1:24:15 | |
It's not just a case of doing good and all that. | 1:24:15 | 1:24:17 | |
-You do have to do an actual miracle. -So... | 1:24:17 | 1:24:21 | |
I'm in there. Course I am. | 1:24:21 | 1:24:24 | |
What was your miracle? | 1:24:24 | 1:24:26 | |
Don't you know? | 1:24:26 | 1:24:29 | |
It was you. | 1:24:30 | 1:24:32 | |
Hey! | 1:24:44 | 1:24:46 | |
Aren't you going to say goodbye? | 1:24:46 | 1:24:48 | |
Bye. | 1:24:57 | 1:24:58 | |
Did you see her? | 1:25:43 | 1:25:45 | |
What did she say? | 1:25:45 | 1:25:47 | |
She said to tell you not to worry. It's all going to be all right. | 1:25:48 | 1:25:52 | |
She's looking out for you. | 1:25:54 | 1:25:56 | |
Come on! | 1:25:58 | 1:25:59 | |
Well, it was fun while it lasted, eh? | 1:26:11 | 1:26:15 | |
Look, there's no easy way to say this, but I put a bit to one side, for me, to spend. | 1:26:25 | 1:26:32 | |
You can have it back. | 1:26:32 | 1:26:34 | |
'Dorothy, 6,310 euros.' | 1:26:34 | 1:26:37 | |
All for the best, eh? | 1:26:37 | 1:26:38 | |
Dollars. It's just a few grand. | 1:26:41 | 1:26:45 | |
'Dad.' | 1:26:45 | 1:26:46 | |
-Ten, really. -'11,400.' | 1:26:46 | 1:26:50 | |
I was going to tell you. I sort of kept them by mistake. | 1:26:50 | 1:26:53 | |
'Anthony.' | 1:26:55 | 1:26:56 | |
I just enjoyed having a wedge. It wasn't really the money. I just liked having it. | 1:26:56 | 1:27:02 | |
'4,780 euros.' | 1:27:02 | 1:27:05 | |
'Dorothy wanted a holiday of a lifetime. | 1:27:05 | 1:27:09 | |
'Dad wanted to pay off all his credit cards. | 1:27:09 | 1:27:13 | |
'Anthony wanted one Gameboy Advance SP, | 1:27:13 | 1:27:16 | |
'one PlayStation 3, a Shogun new BMX bike, | 1:27:16 | 1:27:19 | |
'a Rekia 500 super quad bike, | 1:27:19 | 1:27:22 | |
'Nimbus 2000 electro-magnetic stair rider. | 1:27:22 | 1:27:25 | |
'a table-top candy floss maker. An iPod, obviously... | 1:27:25 | 1:27:29 | |
'An iBook, obviously. | 1:27:29 | 1:27:31 | |
'And a hydraulic rocket capable of attaining altitudes of over 100 metres.' | 1:27:31 | 1:27:36 | |
Three...two...one... | 1:27:37 | 1:27:41 | |
'That's how Anthony would want this story to end. | 1:27:54 | 1:27:57 | |
'With big piles of stuff. But it's not his story. It's mine.' | 1:27:57 | 1:28:02 | |
Oh, regarde ca! Qu'est-ce-que c'est? | 1:28:02 | 1:28:05 | |
'This is where I want it to end.' | 1:28:05 | 1:28:07 |