Someone Else


Someone Else

British relationship drama about a North London thirtysomething (Stephen Mangan) who dumps his girlfriend for another girl, only to find the latter doesn't want him.


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Have you two been to Venice?

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-Um, yeah, I've been.

-Oh, wow!

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Is it nice or is it a bit touristy?

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Uh-uh, not so. It's lovely. Yeah. What, you thinking of going?

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Well, we've been going out for three years next month, so we were thinking...

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Yeah, nothing, nothing definite.

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Yeah, it's a really romantic city.

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Oh, it looks amazing.

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-Probably the most romantic city in the world, actually.

-Is it?

-Hmm.

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Kind of city that you might want to ask a certain question.

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Do you want some more wine?

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-No.

-Oh.

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Oh, come on. If you got engaged next month...

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a summer wedding.

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I wasn't actually planning to ask any questions, but...

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-OK.

-I could always ask him, of course.

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That's got to be a leap year. He has to propose to you.

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Hasn't it got to be, or is it the other way round?

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How does that work? Is it a leap year?

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God, you can really see the panic in his eyes.

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There's no panic in my eyes...at all.

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BLEEP 'David, it's ten past ten. Where the fuck are you?

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'I've got your ten o'clock waiting here for you!

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'Hold on. That's probably you now.

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'If it's not, get on the phone.' BLEEP

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'Hi, David. It's me. I'm just reminding you to bring the salad bowl and, er, what else...?

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'Yes, that's it, the salad bowl.

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'I'm here now, so come over any time after six. All right, darling.

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'Can't wait to see you. Bye.'

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BLEEP 'Hello, you.

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'I know I'm not supposed to call you at home, but I've been trying your mobile and I couldn't get through.

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'So I'm not going to tell you who this is, but call me when you get this message. Bye.'

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RAPID BLEEPING

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CLICK

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Huh!

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Isn't that romantic?

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They're not lovers.

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What are they?

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They're cousins.

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They're definitely not cousins, Nina.

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Maybe you're right,

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but I bet he's a one-snail snail though.

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I wouldn't be so sure.

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I bet he hasn't got a girlfriend he's cheating on behind her back,

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or shell.

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I bet he's working his way over this hill sliding onto every foxy snail he comes across.

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He's not sordid like some people.

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Let's ask him.

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Don't pick him up.

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He just wants to meet you.

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Get him away from me. Get him away from me!

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He's got a beard.

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-He's lovely. Say hello.

-He's disgusting.

-He's lovely.

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Please put him down. Put him down! SHE GIGGLES

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OK. All right.

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Thank you.

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You know,

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I really, really like you.

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Yeah?

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If you don't touch me with that hand, anyway.

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-What, this one?

-Don't. Don't!!

-What?

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Hey!

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HISSING

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-Hey.

-Hi.

-How you doing?

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Yeah, I'm all right. How are you?

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I think I'm in love with Nina.

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-No, you're not.

-I think I am.

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-I think I am. I really am.

-Well, I think it's pretty unlikely.

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-I mean, you've only known her a couple of minutes.

-Well...

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Yeah, that's true, but...

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I think it's unlikely.

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I don't think you know what it's like, to be honest.

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-What?

-You don't know what it's like to be...in love like this.

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-I've been in love.

-Not like this.

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HE SIGHS

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I just think you're much better off with Lisa.

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Yeah, you know, Lisa is great. No, she is.

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She's absolutely great, but she's...

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I don't know. She doesn't get me like Nina does.

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She must get you. She's always agreeing with you.

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Well, I don't want someone who's always agreeing with me.

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I just think you're being a bit stupid.

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Think about what you're already got with Lisa.

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Mm. Yeah, maybe.

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You chose to bring the dog in.

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No, but he asked us to...

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They want the dog! They want the dog!

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We like the dog. We love the dog.

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We're very dog-friendly here.

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This photo is going to hang on your family walls for 150 years, so we want to see the big grin.

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Yes! Oh, that could be it. That could be the one.

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You are the Brentford football team, aren't you? Yeah?

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So have you managed to sort that thing with those two girls you were seeing?

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Ah, I don't know what I'm doing.

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I feel really guilty about it. Every time I'm with Lisa, I feel terrible.

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-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-Cos I'm in the same position, as it happens.

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I'm doing two at the same time.

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What, are you back on that swinging website?

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Yep. Trouble is,

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each of them's giving me earache about the other.

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They know about each other?

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-Yep.

-I thought the whole point about swingers was they don't get jealous?

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Yeah, but they're women.

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Yeah. Not all women are the same.

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Well, they are in my experience.

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You need to be a little bit more trusting.

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Oh, I see. I mean, like your girlfriend is with you?

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-Yeah, that's different.

-Course it is.

-Yeah, it is.

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-I believe you.

-You missed a bit.

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Why don't we have a dinner party, get them round?

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-Really?

-Invite the four of them, me and you.

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-Car keys in the middle?

-Yeah.

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They won't go back with you though, once they've been with me.

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-Sorry.

-That's all right.

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I couldn't get away and...

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-Blah, blah-de-blah.

-That's fine.

-I, erm...

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I had to collect something.

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-What's that?

-Open it.

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We're leaving on Thursday night and coming back on Tuesday.

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-You shouldn't have.

-I know.

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You can't afford this.

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Oh, don't worry about the money. I've taken care of it.

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Lisa, you can't.

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No, I can. The hotel, it's meant to be really, really lovely.

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It's 1930s. It's all decked out with Venetian mirrors and...

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It's really expensive.

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I thought I'd treat us.

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David, it was meant to cheer you up.

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I kn... No, you're right. I mean...

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-Thank you.

-There's nothing you can do about it, it's all booked.

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All right. I...

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-You know.

-What?!

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You're lovely.

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You're lovely.

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Yeah, I know, but...

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-You're lovelier.

-Oh.

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-Shall we go and look at guidebooks?

-Yeah.

-Ooh!

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Hello.

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I just thought I'd come in on the off chance.

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I don't think it's in till next week.

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It's a vest for Lisa.

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS

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Hello?

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'Do you know who this is?'

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Yeah, I know who this is.

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'Thought you'd forgotten who I was.'

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No, I think about you a lot.

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I really do. I think about you all the time.

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I think about YOU sometimes.

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Only sometimes?

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'I sort of miss you, I suppose.'

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-I was going to give you a call.

-'But you didn't.'

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I know. I'm really sorry, but I really was going to.

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'I'm just getting a bit tired of always waiting around.'

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Don't, Nina. Don't be like that. I... You just need to bear with me for a little bit longer.

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'Bear with you for what?'

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For me and Lisa.

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'I don't bear with anyone.'

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It's about finding the right time and...

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'And what?'

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-Don't be like that.

-'You're making me like that.'

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I'm sorry. I'll...

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-I'll give you a call tomorrow.

-'Oh, I'm really busy tomorrow.'

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Well, I'll call you anyway.

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-'Whatever.'

-OK.

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David, I'm in here.

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Hi. God, you look terrible.

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-Are you OK?

-Yeah.

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You don't look good.

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Lisa, I don't think I can see you any more.

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What?

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-I've met someone else.

-What do you mean?

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I'm really sorry.

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I can't take this in.

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-Who?

-Just someone. You don't know her.

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How long have you been seeing her?

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-I've only seen her a few times.

-How many times?

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I don't know, seven or eight.

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Seven or eight times?

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How can you look me in the face?

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God, I can't... I can't believe this.

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I know. I'm really sorry.

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I thought I could trust you.

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I just think...

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-maybe things weren't right between us.

-Why didn't you say anything?

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I... Well, maybe I didn't know there was...

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I don't know.

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Don't you love me any more?

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It's...

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It's just changed.

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You said we'd be together forever.

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-I never said that.

-You did.

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-When?

-About a month after we started going out

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you said you wanted to spend your 50th birthday with me in the Caribbean.

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Well, if I said it, I meant it, but...

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things change.

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You don't love me?

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I didn't mean to hurt you. I didn't... You know, things happen.

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I think you're a fucking liar.

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I don't think you give a shit about me.

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I'm sorry. I think I should go now.

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-Are you going to see her now?

-No.

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-David?

-Yeah?

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What about...everything we had together?

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I'm sorry.

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How can you end it?

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I'm sorry.

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David, I love you.

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-Please don't go.

-I can't...

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Please!

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Oh, just fucking get out then!

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SHE SOBS

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What do you mean, you've met someone else?

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-Who is it?

-Just someone from work.

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I don't believe this.

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I don't believe this!

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I thought you really liked me.

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-I do.

-Then why are you doing this?

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I don't know. Maybe I don't want to be pinned down. I don't know.

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You don't want to be pinned down?

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But you want to go out with this other guy?

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I'm not going out with him.

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He's married.

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I just don't believe this. I left Lisa to be with you

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and now you're fucking off with some other guy and he's married.

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I never asked you to leave her.

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-I thought we had something.

-Yeah.

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-So what happened?

-Nothing happened.

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Right.

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You are taking this seriously, aren't you?

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I'm taking it seriously because I think it's important.

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It's important for me to do what feels right.

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Well, is it, is it?

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Yes!

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I'm obviously really annoying you right now, so I'm gonna go.

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Well, I'm annoyed because I left someone to be with you and now you don't want to be with me.

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-I'm sorry if I made you do the wrong thing.

-I didn't do the wrong thing.

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Well, then,

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it's all right then, isn't it?

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Bye.

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You think you know someone, you think you really get them and then you realise you know nothing.

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I can't believe I totally misread everything.

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You've no chance of getting back with Lisa?

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No, it wasn't right with Lisa.

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The fact I fell in love with Nina I think's not a good sign.

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-So that's all over?

-Yeah, well, you know, what am I supposed to do?

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I don't know.

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Well, I've just got to move on. It won't be that bad being single.

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Yeah, it will.

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Right. First, I don't think we should be standing over here with all those men.

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I think we should be over there.

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Are you sure you want to dive straight back in then?

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Yeah, yeah. Well, what choice have I got? What about those two?

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-No.

-What's wrong with them?

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-They look...scary.

-No, they don't.

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-Come on.

-No, I don't want to.

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Come ON!

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BOTH: One more time.

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One more time...

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Erm, er... My name's David. This is Matt.

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Hi.

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-I'm Marta and this is Juliet.

-Hello.

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Hi.

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So what do you do?

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I'm a solicitor.

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My boyfriend's a solicitor.

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-Oh, is he?

-And I'm a photographer.

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-What sort?

-Portraits.

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-I do portrait photography.

-Mm. Who have you photographed?

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Oh, well, er...

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Now then, this week we had Bar Mitzvah boy David Burnham, who was tremendous, and I do babies.

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I've been known to do dogs and cats.

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I once did a pony.

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-A few weddings.

-Um-hm.

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-I've got a wedding next week.

-Um.

-Um...

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But you know, all glamorous...

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-Would you excuse us?

-Yes.

-Have a nice evening.

-OK.

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Well, that was pretty humiliating.

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-Yeah, I know.

-Oh, well.

-That's why I'm joining a dating agency.

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-You're not.

-I am.

-Why?

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Because I've been single for two years and I just want to meet someone.

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Yeah, but...

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why do you need to join a dating agency for that?

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Cos I'm sick of all the chasing around and I just want to meet someone good.

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-Yeah?

-Yeah.

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And I want to have kids.

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-Do you?

-Yeah.

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-I didn't know that.

-Well.

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How long have you felt like that?

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-I don't know. About six months.

-Yeah?

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Yeah.

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Ah. That I didn't know.

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Well, now you do.

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-Are they beautiful?

-Yes, they are.

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Shall I go and talk to them?

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Do you know, that's not a bad idea.

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-Why don't we?

-Do you want to?

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-Yeah.

-You just go over and say your names and...

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And ask them what their names are.

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-You're off.

-Christopher, keep hold of Charlie's hand.

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Good luck, guys.

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So how long were you cheating on Lisa for?

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I was awful at it. It was terrible. I was rubbish.

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It was awful and you felt terrible. What do you expect?

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-Don't know.

-Lisa was gorgeous.

-Right.

-She really loved you too.

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-That's really helpful. Thanks.

-You're mad.

-Brilliant. Well, that's solved that.

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I don't know. It just wasn't right. It wasn't right and...

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If it was, we'd be together. That's how it goes.

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If it's not right, it's not right? What, end of story?

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Well, yeah. For some reason that I

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can't put my finger on, it didn't work, so it didn't work.

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Relationships aren't that straightforward.

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-Yes, they are.

-No, they're not. You're living in La-La land.

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Relationships aren't about spark and excitement all the time and passion and...

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No spark and excitement?

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-Not all the time.

-And passion.

-Occasionally.

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No, relationships are about moments.

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-Hello.

-Hello.

-Are you two brothers?

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Yes, he's my little brother.

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-He's a bit shy.

-Oh! Don't be shy.

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Do you want to come and sit with us?

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Yeah?

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Come on over then.

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Right, where were we?

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-Talking about your favourite subject, you.

-Right.

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Well, let's talk about you, cos I'm obviously rubbish at relationships.

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Jane and you. Did you know straightaway that she was the one?

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-Yes, I did.

-Really?

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-Yeah.

-Not quite how I remember it.

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I thought, from how I remember it, she gave you an ultimatum.

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No, she didn't give me an ultimatum.

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She made me see

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I couldn't go through life pleasing myself with no responsibilities.

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-Sometimes you have to compromise.

-It's hardly Love Story, is it?

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Life isn't Love Story. Is that what you expect?

0:23:130:23:16

No. It's just I keep hearing words like "responsibility", and "compromise".

0:23:160:23:20

-What's wrong with those words?

-Well, you may as well say, "I was forced at gunpoint to go out with her."

0:23:200:23:27

Why are you so afraid of growing up?

0:23:280:23:31

Hold on a sec. I'll be right back.

0:23:350:23:38

What's your name?

0:23:420:23:43

Bianca.

0:23:430:23:46

-Banker?!

-Bianca.

0:23:460:23:49

Why?

0:23:490:23:50

Cos that's the name my mummy and daddy thought I should be called.

0:23:500:23:55

-Hello.

-Hey.

-They're not getting in your way, are they?

0:23:550:23:59

-No. You're not getting in our way are you, Christopher?

-Nope.

0:23:590:24:03

Good.

0:24:030:24:05

-Are you sitting over there?

-Yeah.

-We'll bring them over when we go.

0:24:050:24:10

OK.

0:24:110:24:13

Are you using my kids to pick up women?

0:24:180:24:21

-I am using your kids to pick up women, yes.

-How sleazy is that?

0:24:210:24:26

-If you'd introduce me to some women, or a woman, then I wouldn't need to use your kids.

-I don't know anyone.

0:24:260:24:33

You must know someone.

0:24:330:24:36

No, I really don't actually. All the good ones are gone.

0:24:360:24:40

-Jane know anyone?

-Not really, no.

-No?

0:24:400:24:43

I don't think you're trying hard enough.

0:24:440:24:48

Think. Try harder. There must be somebody.

0:24:480:24:51

Jane's having a party for some students, the yoga students. I'll see if you can come along.

0:24:530:24:59

-I don't know any women, but Jane's having a party for yoga students!

-I'll have a chat with her.

-Thanks.

0:24:590:25:05

-Eh, how did you get on?

-Having a good time?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

0:25:050:25:09

Just bringing Christopher and Charlie back.

0:25:090:25:12

I want you to do whatever your mummy tells you to do tonight. Will you?

0:25:120:25:18

-Yes.

-And how about a goodbye kiss?

0:25:180:25:22

No? OK. Well, will you shake my hand then?

0:25:220:25:25

And you, Charlie?

0:25:270:25:28

-Bye-bye. Thanks.

-Bye.

-Did you get her phone number?

-No!

0:25:300:25:36

< DOORBELL

0:25:500:25:52

-Hi.

-Hi. I've brought your things and some keys.

-Right.

0:26:010:26:06

-I'll just get mine. So she's not here then?

-Who?

0:26:060:26:11

-That girl.

-It didn't really work out.

0:26:110:26:14

Why?

0:26:140:26:15

-Ooh...

-I've, er...

0:26:180:26:20

-I've made lunch for you.

-Oh, no, thanks.

-It's all ready.

0:26:200:26:24

I'm all right, thanks.

0:26:240:26:27

-I bought this as a present for you.

-I don't really like it.

0:26:340:26:38

No?

0:26:380:26:40

-I thought you did.

-No.

0:26:400:26:43

-You never said.

-I never liked Jethro Tull.

0:26:430:26:46

You don't like the Tull?

0:26:460:26:49

-Why did we go to their gig?

-Oh, I thought it might be fun to see all the hippies.

0:26:490:26:55

Yeah. The guy with the wizard's hat. Remember that little bloke who followed you around?

0:26:550:27:01

Yeah, I do now. I often wonder what it would have been like if I got his magic bus to Avebury.

0:27:010:27:07

Probably would've ended up in Avebury. Yeah.

0:27:070:27:11

-Would've had to get the train back.

-Yeah.

0:27:110:27:14

You sure you don't want some food?

0:27:140:27:17

No. No, thanks.

0:27:170:27:19

-It's not easy all this.

-Actually, I feel really positive about it.

0:27:200:27:25

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

0:27:250:27:27

I'd forgotten how exciting it is being single again.

0:27:270:27:31

Also you owe £460 for Venice. I couldn't cancel the tickets and I can't go on my own.

0:27:310:27:38

All right. Not sure I can give you the money straightaway.

0:27:390:27:43

-I'm waiting for a cheque.

-I need it this week or I'll be overdrawn.

-Right.

0:27:430:27:48

-See you then.

-Yep. Really nice to see you.

0:27:480:27:53

-Hey, Nina.

-'Hi.'

-How are you?

0:28:350:28:38

OK.

0:28:380:28:39

Um, I was just ringing to see whether everything was

0:28:390:28:44

still going well with that schmuck you were seeing.

0:28:440:28:48

He is a schmuck. He keeps cancelling me.

0:28:480:28:51

-Does he?

-Yeah.

0:28:510:28:54

He's making it up to me tonight. He's got a house in Epping Forest we're going to.

0:28:540:28:59

And he's written me a song he's going to sing, so he's not all bad.

0:28:590:29:04

-Well, I hope it's a good song.

-He's an amazing songwriter.

0:29:040:29:08

-Is he?

-Yeah.

-Yeah. Well, I'm just going to get on with stuff.

0:29:080:29:12

-I just wanted to ring and see how you were.

-Bye then.

0:29:120:29:16

OK. I'll see you round. Bye.

0:29:160:29:19

-Lovely. So how long have you two been married?

-75 years.

0:29:230:29:28

-75 years. That's amazing.

-Not for me.

0:29:280:29:32

-What's the secret of your success?

-He keeps out of my way.

0:29:320:29:37

Do you know, nobody would believe the offers I've had.

0:29:370:29:42

-I could have married anybody.

-Anybody you want.

0:29:420:29:46

-I married him, not out of love.

-I was the only fool.

-Be quiet!

0:29:460:29:51

Remember that miserable little ring you gave me?

0:29:510:29:54

-Do you want...

-I remember what I did with it.

-I remember what you did with it.

0:29:540:29:59

-When my parents saw it, they were so embarrassed.

-All right, that's it. That's it.

0:29:590:30:05

-Yes, I know.

-This is the one now. Beautiful.

0:30:050:30:09

Look at me. Look at me here.

0:30:090:30:11

-Look at the camera...

-I'm looking at him. Mind your own business!

0:30:110:30:15

-It

-is

-my business.

0:30:150:30:17

Oh, well, what can I do with her?

0:30:170:30:20

These anniversary couples, they're all so miserable.

0:30:220:30:25

75 years. They won't be kissing and canoodling, will they?

0:30:250:30:28

-Every couple we get seems miserable.

-There's a reason for that.

-What?

0:30:280:30:33

In my experience, most marriages are miserable.

0:30:330:30:36

They can't all be miserable.

0:30:360:30:39

All the wives are sick to death of their husbands. They're just too scared to get out of it.

0:30:390:30:45

Luckily, they've got you and your special skills.

0:30:450:30:49

I know what you're saying! I am the fourth emergency service, mate.

0:30:490:30:53

-You should apply for charitable status.

-I should do really.

0:30:530:30:57

Ah, I'm putting meself about a bit at the moment.

0:30:590:31:03

-I'll go and butter up.

-All right, mate.

0:31:040:31:08

-Sorry to keep you waiting. We're having a few problems with the printer.

-That's fine.

0:31:190:31:25

-Thank you.

-Anybody you don't like, don't worry.

0:31:250:31:28

I'll go away and have another look for you.

0:31:280:31:32

Thank you.

0:31:320:31:33

"In another life I'd have been Marilyn Monroe."

0:31:360:31:39

Well, unfortunately, babe, in this life you look like Marilyn Manson.

0:31:390:31:44

Just hang on.

0:31:440:31:45

-Look at her. Good God!

-She's all right.

-She looks as though she's got a small child on each cheek.

0:31:450:31:51

She looks like a right OD merchant, doesn't she?

0:31:520:31:56

Right.

0:31:560:31:58

Ooh.

0:31:580:32:01

"I like any kind of music." I like a woman who doesn't discriminate about anything.

0:32:010:32:06

-She's got one album - The Best Of Music.

-The Best Of Music.

0:32:060:32:10

-"If I knew the world would end tomorrow, I'd lie in bed and sleep the day away." Next!

-Ambitious.

0:32:100:32:17

Oh, my God!

0:32:170:32:18

Oh, my God!

0:32:210:32:22

God, I feel really...

0:32:280:32:30

-What?

-Don't know.

0:32:300:32:32

Don't like the idea of a load of saddos pawing over her photo.

0:32:340:32:39

-Thank you very much.

-You know what I mean.

0:32:390:32:42

-It's a lovely picture.

-Don't look at her picture, OK?

0:32:420:32:45

I think she's very sensible getting straight back out there anyway.

0:32:460:32:50

In another life I would have been 1920s flying ace Amy Johnson.

0:32:500:32:55

"My idea of a perfect day would be drinking Guinness in a Galway pub with someone special

0:32:550:33:01

"while it rained outside". News to me.

0:33:010:33:05

This girl's OK.

0:33:070:33:08

Mm. She's a definite maybe.

0:33:120:33:14

What do you think?

0:33:140:33:17

Mm? Hm.

0:33:170:33:19

Well, she's cute.

0:33:190:33:22

Likes football.

0:33:220:33:24

DOORBELL RINGS

0:33:350:33:38

-Hi.

-Hi.

0:33:410:33:43

-I bought you a coffee.

-Oh, you want to come in?

0:33:430:33:46

-Is that OK?

-Yep.

0:33:460:33:49

Oh, here's a cheque for Venice.

0:33:520:33:55

Oh, thank you.

0:33:550:33:57

I'd wait a few days before paying it in.

0:33:570:33:59

-Oh, OK.

-Yeah.

0:33:590:34:01

So how you doing?

0:34:040:34:06

Things are really good. How are you?

0:34:060:34:09

Yeah, I'm fine. Yeah.

0:34:090:34:12

-Good.

-I, um...

0:34:120:34:14

I went with Matt to the, um, the Tatum Dating Agency.

0:34:140:34:18

-Saw you'd signed on there.

-Oh, yeah.

0:34:180:34:21

You were one of Matt's selections.

0:34:210:34:23

-Really?

-Yeah.

0:34:230:34:26

That IS funny.

0:34:260:34:27

So what was all that like then?

0:34:300:34:32

Mm, a bit mad.

0:34:320:34:34

-Was it?

-Fun, but mad.

0:34:340:34:36

-Some of your answers were quite interesting.

-They're edited to make them appealing.

0:34:360:34:40

I'd no idea about your ideal date in a Galway pub. Didn't know you'd ever been there.

0:34:400:34:45

-It was where you dream of going, not where you've already been.

-You should have said.

0:34:450:34:50

-We could have gone.

-Oh, it doesn't matter, does it?

0:34:500:34:53

-Had a great photo.

-They said the smiley ones were best.

0:34:550:34:59

Right.

0:34:590:35:01

Don't need to join a dating agency.

0:35:050:35:07

-I wish I hadn't!

-It's not really you, is it?

0:35:070:35:10

Well, it was a waste of money.

0:35:100:35:12

Right. You didn't meet anyone then?

0:35:120:35:14

Oh, no...not there.

0:35:140:35:16

You met someone else.

0:35:210:35:23

-Guess so.

-Right.

0:35:230:35:25

Er, anyway...

0:35:280:35:30

Um...

0:35:300:35:32

-Oh, yeah.

-There you go.

-Oops, sorry.

0:35:320:35:35

Sorry. Um, thanks for the coffee.

0:35:350:35:38

Yeah.

0:35:380:35:40

-I'd better be get...

-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Just...

0:35:400:35:43

No, no, of course. All right.

0:35:430:35:46

Bye then.

0:35:460:35:47

What can I get you?

0:36:300:36:31

Oh, a bottle of Kronenberg please.

0:36:310:36:34

-And you?

-Just the same.

0:36:340:36:36

-And a couple of tequilas.

-Yes.

0:36:360:36:38

Thanks. I think I'm going to get pissed tonight.

0:36:380:36:41

I don't think I'll bother with this party.

0:36:410:36:43

You what? Why?

0:36:430:36:45

-I don't fancy a rubbish party, which I know for a fact's going to be rubbish.

-It might be all right.

0:36:450:36:51

-It's Jane's. It's going to be crap.

-So we won't be disappointed.

0:36:510:36:55

-How?

-No, you're coming with me to the party.

0:36:550:36:58

-No, I really, really don't fancy it, David.

-I can't go on my own, Matt.

0:36:580:37:02

Well, you won't be on your own when you get there.

0:37:020:37:05

-Michael will be there.

-Please come with me.

0:37:050:37:07

-You'll be fine.

-Please.

-No.

0:37:070:37:09

-Please.

-No.

-Please.

0:37:090:37:11

-No.

-Please.

0:37:110:37:14

-No.

-OK, don't come with me.

0:37:140:37:17

-Fine, fine.

-OK. You're not allowed to come with me.

0:37:170:37:20

I don't want to come.

0:37:200:37:23

OK. OK, then come.

0:37:230:37:24

Please.

0:37:240:37:26

No.

0:37:260:37:28

Oh, dear.

0:37:400:37:42

Hey. How you doing?

0:37:460:37:48

I'm fine thanks. Listen, I'll leave you guys to it.

0:37:480:37:53

-Something I said?

-She wasn't very happy about you coming.

-Why?

0:37:530:37:58

-Just a bit sensitive.

-What does she think I'm going to do?

0:37:580:38:02

-Just behave yourself, yeah?

-Honestly...

-I'll get that.

0:38:020:38:06

I think we need to get a drink.

0:38:090:38:11

Oh, yeah.

0:38:110:38:12

Fancy some champagne?

0:38:160:38:19

Oh, yes. Um, thank you.

0:38:190:38:23

So who do you know here?

0:38:230:38:25

Er, Michael.

0:38:250:38:27

-Jane's partner.

-Oh, yeah. How do you know him?

0:38:270:38:30

He's a client of mine. I run an agency for female impersonators.

0:38:300:38:35

He's great. Thanks very much.

0:38:350:38:38

I beg your pardon?

0:38:380:38:40

-Hi.

-Hiya. So what would you do if you knew the world would end tomorrow?

0:38:480:38:55

Why, do you know something I don't?

0:38:550:38:57

No.

0:38:570:38:59

-I don't think I'd do anything differently.

-Why?

0:38:590:39:03

-I quite like my life as it is.

-Yeah?

0:39:030:39:05

Hmmm.

0:39:050:39:07

Everyone would be up in hot-air balloons looking at sunsets.

0:39:070:39:11

That would be missing the point.

0:39:110:39:12

-Oh.

-Why, what would you do?

0:39:120:39:15

Oh, I'd be up in a hot-air balloon looking at the sunset.

0:39:150:39:19

No, I suppose I'd probably prefer a drunken night of sexual passion.

0:39:190:39:23

-Yeah?

-Hmm. Although I'd have to find

-someone to do it with first.

-Oh.

0:39:230:39:28

-Sounds like you'd better stick

-to the hot-air balloon then.

0:39:280:39:31

Yeah.

0:39:310:39:33

I'm just going to see what's happened to my friend.

0:39:370:39:41

OK.

0:39:480:39:49

Ooh, no. What's that you're eating?

0:39:570:40:00

-Snails.

-Snails. Oh, are they nice?

-Have you never tried them?

0:40:000:40:03

No, I haven't. What are they like?

0:40:030:40:07

Sort of chewy mussels.

0:40:070:40:11

-Why don't you try one?

-Ah, I'm not so sure.

0:40:110:40:14

They're very good for you. They've got loads of zinc.

0:40:140:40:17

Oh, is that good?

0:40:170:40:19

Um-hm. It's good for your immune system and your sex drive.

0:40:190:40:22

OK.

0:40:220:40:24

-How was it?

-Great.

-Do you fancy another?

-No, thanks.

0:40:300:40:35

Sure?

0:40:350:40:36

Yeah.

0:40:360:40:38

I'm David by the way.

0:40:400:40:43

Stephanie.

0:40:430:40:45

Hi.

0:40:450:40:47

Can I call you Stephanie?

0:40:470:40:49

-Yes.

-Cos that's your name.

-Yes.

0:40:490:40:53

You're a Reiki healer? Wow!

0:41:000:41:02

Yeah, do you know about Reiki?

0:41:020:41:04

Not really.

0:41:040:41:06

Well, it's to do with energies in the body

0:41:060:41:08

and you can basically heal people through harnessing these energies.

0:41:080:41:12

-Right.

-For example, if I was to try it on you, I'd put my hands in a particular place and you'd

0:41:120:41:19

be able to feel this really powerful energy moving through your body and I'd be able to feel it in my hands.

0:41:190:41:26

And it's about locking into that energy and moving

0:41:260:41:30

the bad energy out of the body and then warming the good energy.

0:41:300:41:35

It's kind of hard to explain. I'd have to demonstrate on you.

0:41:350:41:40

Right.

0:41:400:41:41

Still worried about the end of the world?

0:41:450:41:48

Yeah, just practising drinking meself into oblivion.

0:41:480:41:51

-Can I get you something?

-Hmm?

0:41:530:41:57

No, don't like whisky.

0:41:570:41:59

Gin or there's vodka.

0:41:590:42:01

Vodka? Yeah.

0:42:010:42:03

OK. Promise to look after me if I go a bit...

0:42:030:42:06

Yeah, OK.

0:42:060:42:08

You just say when.

0:42:080:42:09

-That's great.

-Want a mixer with it?

0:42:140:42:17

Just straight. Thank you.

0:42:170:42:19

What are you having?

0:42:190:42:22

Cheers.

0:42:260:42:28

-Shall we go back in there and...?

-Let's have another one first.

0:42:430:42:48

What's he doing with Stephanie?

0:42:580:43:01

-I don't know.

-Don't want him doing anything with my sister. Will you do something about it, please?

0:43:010:43:08

-OK.

-I mean it.

0:43:080:43:09

Can you feel anything now?

0:43:170:43:19

Um, no.

0:43:210:43:22

How about now?

0:43:320:43:34

-No.

-That's odd.

0:43:390:43:42

I feel quite a powerful energy here.

0:43:420:43:45

Yeah.

0:43:470:43:48

-Yeah, I can feel...something.

-Yeah?

0:43:490:43:55

Yeah, it's like a kind of warmth.

0:43:560:43:59

Yeah.

0:43:590:44:01

What if I move my hands here?

0:44:030:44:06

Yeah.

0:44:080:44:09

Oh, my God, yeah!

0:44:090:44:12

David, can I have a word, please?

0:44:120:44:15

-What?

-Can I have a word?

0:44:150:44:19

-Now?

-Yeah.

0:44:200:44:22

Excuse me.

0:44:250:44:26

-What are you doing?

-What do you mean?

0:44:300:44:32

What does it look like? I'm being pulled.

0:44:320:44:35

Who's doing the pulling?

0:44:350:44:37

She's keen. I'm fighting her off.

0:44:370:44:39

-It's my wife's sister.

-I know.

-Can you not do that.

-Do what?

0:44:390:44:43

Just go and chat up somebody else, do you know what I mean? Just...

0:44:430:44:47

-Seriously?

-Yeah.

0:44:470:44:49

-You don't mean that.

-Jane doesn't want you chatting up her sister.

0:44:490:44:52

-Jane...

-I don't want you...

-You said Jane...

-We both don't want that.

0:44:520:44:57

-Can you just do it for me?

-It's Jane, isn't it?

-Yes.

-Yes!

0:44:570:45:00

Well, why can't Jane ask them then?

0:45:000:45:03

Bec... OK, because Jane thinks that you're shit with women.

0:45:050:45:09

Well, I don't care what Jane thinks. I want to know why you don't want me chatting to Jane's sister.

0:45:090:45:16

-I don't want the grief.

-Oh, well. That's it, isn't it?

0:45:160:45:19

Just don't chat up Stephanie, OK? That's the key issue.

0:45:190:45:24

There's no key issue. There's no key issue. It's a party.

0:45:240:45:27

-She's over 18. She's a girl and she's chatting me up.

-Forget Jane. Do it for me.

0:45:270:45:32

No, that's not what it's about.

0:45:320:45:34

It's about you doing things you wouldn't normally do.

0:45:340:45:37

-That's not what this is.

-It is.

0:45:370:45:39

If I was chatting her up and if it wasn't for the commandant...

0:45:390:45:42

Woah, woah, woah! Don't call my wife a commandant.

0:45:420:45:46

What are you?

0:45:460:45:48

Just go, go. Go now.

0:45:480:45:51

-What?

-I'm not having you call my wife a commandant.

0:45:510:45:53

-Can you go?

-It was a joke.

-Not funny.

-It is.

-Am I laughing?

0:45:530:45:57

-What?

-That's...

-My problem?

-Yeah.

-Because you called a commandant?

0:45:570:46:01

-I... I think you should just sod off. No. Michael...

-Just go, go.

0:46:010:46:04

-Get out!

-It was a joke.

-Piss off.

0:46:040:46:07

I don't want you here any more. Just go.

0:46:070:46:10

All right. Fucking hell.

0:46:120:46:14

What's going on?

0:46:240:46:27

-He wants me out.

-He wants you out?

0:46:270:46:29

-Yeah.

-Why?

-I don't know.

0:46:290:46:31

Well, what did he say?

0:46:310:46:32

-Apparently, your sister's being a bit overprotective of you.

-Why?

0:46:320:46:37

I'm old enough to look after myself.

0:46:370:46:40

Anyway, I'm going to go.

0:46:400:46:43

Well, where are you going?

0:46:430:46:45

-I don't know.

-Well, I don't really like it here either.

0:46:450:46:50

I could come with you and we could go to a bar or something.

0:46:500:46:54

-OK.

-Yeah?

0:46:560:46:58

-Yeah.

-Cool.

0:46:580:47:01

How's this?

0:47:200:47:22

-That's nice.

-Is it?

-Yeah.

0:47:220:47:26

Am I doing it right?

0:47:370:47:40

-Yeah, yeah.

-You sure?

-Yeah, yeah, it's...

0:47:400:47:45

That's great.

0:47:510:47:53

-Are you sure I'm not doing something wrong?

-No, no, no.

0:47:560:48:00

It's, um...

0:48:010:48:03

Yeah. Hold on, let me try something.

0:48:040:48:08

Oh, well.

0:48:240:48:26

This has never... This has never happened before.

0:48:360:48:42

-Um...

-All right.

0:48:420:48:44

It's just a bit disappointing, that's all.

0:48:460:48:50

Yeah, I know.

0:48:500:48:52

Maybe you don't find me very attractive.

0:48:540:48:58

No, no, no. You're really attractive. It's not that.

0:48:580:49:01

It's, um...

0:49:010:49:03

Maybe I should go.

0:49:080:49:10

You don't have to.

0:49:120:49:14

Well, do you want me to stay?

0:49:140:49:16

It's up to you.

0:49:170:49:20

I think I'll go.

0:49:200:49:22

-Will you be OK?

-Yeah, I'll be fine.

0:50:120:50:14

Getting back, I mean.

0:50:140:50:16

-Bye.

-Bye.

0:50:240:50:26

-So?

-So?

0:50:470:50:50

So what happened with you and Jane's sister?

0:50:500:50:53

Ah, nothing really.

0:50:530:50:55

So where did you two disappear to?

0:50:550:50:57

Went back to my flat, just chatted for a bit.

0:50:570:50:59

-Yeah, and?

-Nothing.

-Er?

-No.

0:51:010:51:04

-She seemed keen.

-Yeah?

0:51:040:51:06

Well, you know, I couldn't, um...

0:51:060:51:08

Um, maintain... I didn't get... I couldn't get it up.

0:51:100:51:15

Oh, well. These things happen, don't they?

0:51:160:51:19

-Has it happened to you?

-Me? Never.

-Right.

0:51:190:51:22

Maybe it was just because her body was a surprise to you.

0:51:220:51:28

-What happened to you and that girl?

-Well, it started off badly.

0:51:280:51:31

We weren't getting on at all, but then it just changed.

0:51:310:51:35

I don't know, all of sudden it just became really easy.

0:51:350:51:37

We talked for hours and then she left.

0:51:370:51:40

So are you going to see her again?

0:51:400:51:43

I'm seeing her tonight.

0:51:430:51:45

-Wow! What about those girls from the agency?

-No.

0:51:450:51:48

-I know what you were saying now about love.

-Don't listen to me about love.

0:51:480:51:53

I don't know what I'm talking about. Yeah, and not a word about...

0:51:530:51:57

-What?

-You know.

0:51:590:52:01

Oh, yeah, yeah.

0:52:010:52:03

Great.

0:52:120:52:14

Lovely.

0:52:150:52:17

Excellent. Brilliant. Good.

0:52:170:52:20

-And something really sexy, something...

-Oh, yeah!

0:52:230:52:27

Lay on the camp maybe. That's brilliant.

0:52:270:52:31

Maybe with your hand in the air or...

0:52:310:52:34

-Yeah.

-Excellent. Yeah.

-Afternoon.

0:52:360:52:39

Could you excuse me for a minute?

0:52:410:52:43

-Sure.

-Thanks.

0:52:430:52:45

-What happened to you?

-You know the woman from Sidcup?

0:52:490:52:53

I was round there doing me charity work. Her old fella came home early.

0:52:530:52:57

No.

0:52:570:52:59

He come barging through the door. She screams. I'm trying to get off her.

0:52:590:53:03

He give me a right whack. Effing this, effing that. He drags her out the bed.

0:53:030:53:08

So I dive off. I'm scrambling round looking for me pants.

0:53:080:53:11

He's got her by the throat screaming, "You bastard! You won't wear suspenders for me!"

0:53:110:53:16

And your arm? How long are you in a sling for?

0:53:180:53:21

A few days I think. She come off worse than me.

0:53:210:53:25

-Why?

-He give her a right slapping.

0:53:250:53:27

She looks like Dusty Springfield.

0:53:270:53:29

Anyway, she stayed at her sisters last night.

0:53:290:53:33

I told her she can move in with me for a while.

0:53:330:53:36

What, moving in?

0:53:360:53:39

Her old man's out tonight apparently. Plays darts.

0:53:390:53:43

So she's going to get her stuff.

0:53:430:53:45

She gonna like move in for good?

0:53:470:53:50

We thought we'd give it a go.

0:53:500:53:52

Right.

0:53:520:53:54

-She tells me she's a good cook.

-You need a bit of food.

0:53:540:54:00

-I suppose you'd better get back to Freddie, , eh?

-Oh, God, yeah.

0:54:020:54:06

-Shall I go and get some coffee?

-Yeah, all right.

0:54:060:54:09

DOORBELL RINGS

0:54:160:54:19

-Hi.

-Hi.

0:54:280:54:30

Well, come in.

0:54:320:54:33

Sure, if...

0:54:330:54:36

Is Jane in?

0:54:360:54:37

-No.

-Oh.

0:54:370:54:40

-Do you want to tell her what you got up with with her sister last night?

-Nothing happened.

-I know.

0:54:400:54:46

Listen, I'm sorry about all that stuff yesterday.

0:54:490:54:53

-Do you want something to drink?

-Yeah.

0:54:530:54:56

Yeah. Well, maybe I said a bit too much as well.

0:54:580:55:01

I didn't mean that stuff about Jane.

0:55:030:55:06

She's nice.

0:55:060:55:08

I don't think she's like the camp commandant.

0:55:080:55:12

-Thank you.

-I think she'd look great in a uniform though.

0:55:120:55:16

-Yeah.

-You know, it's... You two are great together.

0:55:190:55:24

I think... I think I probably...

0:55:240:55:27

Oh, I don't know. I'm all a bit...

0:55:270:55:29

We aren't having a very good time at the moment.

0:55:290:55:33

-No?

-No.

0:55:330:55:36

These things happen though, don't they?

0:55:370:55:40

I mean, probably just need to work on it a bit.

0:55:400:55:42

Been doing that for a while.

0:55:420:55:44

Yeah. Well, maybe it would help to see someone to talk it through.

0:55:440:55:47

Been seeing one of those for six months.

0:55:470:55:50

-Really?

-Yeah.

0:55:500:55:52

-And?

-It just tells us what we already know.

0:55:550:55:59

That we don't seem to like each other very much.

0:55:590:56:02

Anyway...cheers.

0:56:020:56:06

Cheers.

0:56:060:56:08

I like you. If it's any help.

0:56:130:56:16

I like you, too.

0:56:160:56:18

How are we doing?

0:56:560:56:58

Have you been brushing your teeth?

0:56:580:57:01

MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:57:030:57:07

-Hello.

-'It's me.'

0:57:090:57:12

Why are you whispering?

0:57:150:57:16

I'm not...Yeah.

0:57:160:57:21

Yeah. You were right. He was a total schmuck.

0:57:220:57:26

So I told him I didn't want to see him any more. So...

0:57:260:57:32

I'm not really doing anything.

0:57:340:57:36

When?

0:57:380:57:40

Er, where?

0:57:420:57:44

Yeah? All right. I'll see you at four.

0:57:470:57:51

-Hello, you.

-Hi.

0:58:050:58:07

-Tired?

-Yeah, I am tired.

0:58:150:58:17

Strange sense of deja vu in here.

0:58:170:58:19

Yeah. I'm very pleased to see you.

0:58:190:58:22

What can I get you?

0:58:220:58:24

I'll have a coffee, please.

0:58:240:58:26

You've gotta have something stronger.

0:58:260:58:29

-What are you drinking?

-Margarita.

0:58:290:58:31

Yeah, OK. I'll have a margarita then.

0:58:310:58:33

Anything else?

0:58:330:58:35

No.

0:58:370:58:39

So what was the name of the guy you were seeing?

0:58:390:58:43

-Aidan.

-Aidan.

0:58:430:58:45

What went wrong with Aidan?

0:58:460:58:49

I was tired of being taken for granted.

0:58:490:58:52

He kept promising me things and never delivering.

0:58:520:58:55

That's what happens when you go out with a married man.

0:58:550:58:58

Yeah, well, not again.

0:58:580:59:00

No?

0:59:000:59:03

I think you liked the drama.

0:59:030:59:05

No, I didn't.

0:59:050:59:06

I don't think you'd like being in a nice, normal relationship, would you?

0:59:060:59:09

-Course I would.

-Really?

0:59:090:59:12

I'd like to be with someone who'd treat me properly.

0:59:120:59:15

Someone like you.

0:59:180:59:21

I think you really cared about me, didn't you?

0:59:210:59:23

Yeah, I did, but you lost interest as soon as I was single.

0:59:230:59:26

Yeah, well, I didn't know what I was doing.

0:59:260:59:29

I should never have got involved with him.

0:59:310:59:33

-I'm not saying a word.

-You don't have to.

0:59:330:59:35

We had a good time though, didn't we?

0:59:390:59:41

Most of the time.

0:59:430:59:45

Still got the photo you took.

0:59:450:59:46

-The one in the cafe? Yeah, that's quite good that, isn't it?

-I love it.

0:59:460:59:51

You're talented.

0:59:510:59:52

That's what I liked about Aidan, too.

0:59:561:00:00

He's really talented.

1:00:001:00:01

Because he's so talented, he's used to being the centre of attention.

1:00:041:00:08

People running round him all the time.

1:00:081:00:10

Just ended up feeling I wasn't good enough.

1:00:101:00:13

But then he'd go and do something really lovely like send me a bunch of roses and tell me he missed me.

1:00:151:00:21

And I'd forgive him.

1:00:211:00:23

Always turned up at two in the morning

1:00:241:00:26

and just stand there in my doorway and say something really lovely.

1:00:261:00:30

I'd let him back in.

1:00:321:00:34

It'd be so good, I'd forget everything.

1:00:341:00:37

-Yeah.

-Um.

-Then I'd cry and he'd go.

1:00:371:00:45

Hope she hasn't made that drink yet.

1:00:511:00:53

Why?

1:00:531:00:56

Cos you're still in love with Aidan.

1:00:561:00:58

He's not in love with me.

1:00:581:00:59

It's not nice being second best, is it?

1:01:011:01:04

-No.

-Erm, I'd like to cancel that margarita, please.

1:01:041:01:11

-'Just cancel it?'

-Yeah, please.

1:01:111:01:13

'I'll just check if he's made it already.'

1:01:131:01:16

Probably end up calling him later.

1:01:181:01:20

And he'll come round.

1:01:201:01:22

Um-hm.

1:01:321:01:33

'You have no messages.'

1:02:351:02:37

-BLEEP

-'I've still got a bit of a cold.

1:03:171:03:21

'I'm going to be over in half an hour, so keep the chicken warm.

1:03:211:03:24

'That means like switch the oven on.'

1:03:241:03:27

-BLEEP

-'It's Lisa.'

1:03:271:03:30

-SHE SOBS

-'Erm...

1:03:311:03:35

'I'm just thinking about you.'

1:03:361:03:37

'That's all. I'm just thinking about you.

1:03:371:03:40

'See you later.'

1:03:411:03:42

-BLEEP

-'Thank you for last night.

1:03:431:03:47

'It was really nice.

1:03:471:03:49

'Really enjoyed the film.

1:03:491:03:51

'You really made me laugh.

1:03:511:03:53

'It was a really nice night.

1:03:531:03:55

'Anyway, just thinking about it today and feeling very warm.

1:03:551:03:59

'I'll see you later.'

1:04:001:04:02

-Hey, it's me.

-'Oh, hi.'

1:04:101:04:12

-How are you?

-'I'm OK.'

1:04:141:04:16

Listen, I'd really like to come over and see you.

1:04:181:04:20

-'What do you want?'

-Just to talk.

1:04:201:04:22

'Well, I can't. I'm going out now.'

1:04:221:04:25

When are you going?

1:04:251:04:26

-'Any minute.'

-How many minutes?

1:04:261:04:28

-'I don't know. Twenty minutes.'

-I'll be right over.

1:04:281:04:32

-'David, I'm going out.'

-I just need to see you really quickly.

1:04:321:04:34

Please. I'll be right over.

1:04:341:04:36

I'm glad I caught you.

1:05:001:05:02

I'm going out now, David.

1:05:051:05:07

-Where are you going?

-Something to eat.

1:05:071:05:09

Where are you going?

1:05:091:05:12

Chalk Farm.

1:05:121:05:14

Well, can I just walk with you?

1:05:141:05:16

OK.

1:05:161:05:17

So what do you want?

1:05:201:05:22

Lisa, I'm...

1:05:221:05:24

really sorry about what happened.

1:05:241:05:27

I'm glad you're sorry.

1:05:271:05:28

I made a massive mistake. I'm an idiot.

1:05:281:05:31

I should never have split up with you

1:05:311:05:33

and I'm sorry if I hurt you.

1:05:331:05:37

-Can't we just forget this ever happened?

-No.

1:05:371:05:41

I think we should get back together.

1:05:431:05:45

I really do.

1:05:451:05:48

-You don't love me.

-I do.

1:05:481:05:50

It doesn't matter.

1:05:501:05:52

-I promise you it'll be different.

-It's too late.

1:05:521:05:55

-Lisa, I think we should get married.

-You think we should get married?

1:05:591:06:03

Yeah.

1:06:031:06:04

No.

1:06:041:06:06

Tell me what you want. What do you want?

1:06:081:06:10

I want to be with someone who really loves me.

1:06:131:06:16

-I do.

-Tell me honestly.

1:06:161:06:19

I didn't love you properly before, but I will.

1:06:251:06:29

-I really loved you.

-I know.

-I really loved you.

1:06:291:06:32

And I didn't appreciate that, but I do.

1:06:321:06:35

Anyway...

1:06:351:06:38

I have to go.

1:06:381:06:39

-Do you have to?

-Yeah.

1:06:391:06:41

Lisa...

1:06:431:06:46

Bye, David.

1:06:461:06:47

# I guess now it's time

1:07:141:07:17

# For me to give up, it's time

1:07:171:07:24

# Got a picture of you beside me

1:07:241:07:27

# Got your lipstick marks still on your coffee cup

1:07:271:07:32

# Got a fist of pure emotion

1:07:361:07:39

# Got a head of shattered dreams

1:07:391:07:42

# Gotta leave it, gotta leave it all behind now

1:07:421:07:47

# Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it

1:07:481:07:52

# I just want you back for good

1:07:521:07:55

# Whenever I'm wrong, just tell me the song and I'll sing it

1:07:591:08:04

# You'll be right and understood

1:08:041:08:07

# I want you back for good

1:08:081:08:11

# Unaware but underlined

1:08:121:08:15

# I figured out the story, it wasn't good

1:08:161:08:21

# But in a corner of my mind,

1:08:221:08:25

# I celebrated glory

1:08:271:08:30

# But that was not to be

1:08:301:08:34

# In the twist of separation You excelled at being free

1:08:341:08:40

# Can't you find a little room inside for me?

1:08:401:08:45

# Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it

1:08:461:08:50

# I just want you back for good

1:08:501:08:53

# Whenever I'm wrong, just tell me the song and I'll sing it

1:08:581:09:02

# You'll be right and understood

1:09:021:09:04

# I want you back for good

1:09:061:09:09

# And we'll be together

1:09:111:09:14

# This time it's forever

1:09:161:09:22

# And we'll be fighting and forever we will be

1:09:221:09:26

# So complete in our love

1:09:261:09:29

# We will never be uncovered again...

1:09:291:09:35

# Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it

1:09:381:09:43

# I just want you back for good

1:09:431:09:46

# Whenever I'm wrong, just tell me the song and I'll sing it

1:09:501:09:54

# You'll be right and understood

1:09:541:09:58

# I want you back for good. #

1:09:591:10:02

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British relationship drama about a North London thirtysomething who dumps his girlfriend for another girl, only to find the latter doesn't want him and he is left high and dry.


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