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Burt! Shut that bloody thing up! | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
Do you know what time it is? BURT! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
What do you think you're doing? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:29 | |
-Sorry, George, what did you say? -Do you know what time it is? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Sorry. I've got a heck of a lot to get done today, mate. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
And you know what they say, the early bird catches the worm. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
And if you do this again one more time, I'm calling the cops! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
And how about mowing your lawn? It's a disgrace to the neighbourhood! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
DOGS BARK | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Er, all right. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
Hi, kid. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
Here we are, the perfect recipe. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
Two of Chevy... one of Ford. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
I think those, er... '36 Chevy pistons | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
much have a touch of titanium or something in them. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
They come up real good, you know. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Hey, the kettle's boiling. Make yourself useful, make some tea. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:46 | |
-Can we have a biscuit, too? -What? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
-Can I have a ginger nut? -Yeah, you know where they are. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
Help yourself. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
Now, you stay over there. Stay there. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
HISSES | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
-Right. -What are you doing for Christmas, Burt? -I don't know. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Why? You angling for a present or something? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
-No, I wondered if you're going away. -No, no time for Christmas, lad. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:25 | |
Got a lot of work to do. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
I only managed 27 test runs this year. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
24 on the beach and, er, three on the road. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:34 | |
All illegal, like. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
I was going a bit over the speed limit, I have to admit. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
-How fast were you going? -Oh, I haven't a clue. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
That's why I got to get it up to Bonneville, | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
find out how fast she will go. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
Now, there you go. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Got to get the piston out of the mould... | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
Bob's your uncle. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
Right, this is the last part of the operation. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:14 | |
Chill the metal. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
It heat-treats it. Watch yourself. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
HISSES | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
-That's where I got the water for the kettle from! -Yeah, well, er, | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
that gives the tea a nice tang of titanium, doesn't it? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
This bloke, he once asked me, "How do you heat-treat your pistons, Burt?" | 0:06:29 | 0:06:34 | |
I said, "I don't, mate, I just bung 'em in cold water | 0:06:34 | 0:06:38 | |
"and Bob's your uncle." And he said, "Well, that's the heat treatment." | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
And he just laughed and shook his head and walked away, like... | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
Oh, well, this could be the perfect piston. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
It bloomin' well ought to be! I've made hundreds of them. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
Look at them all up there all blown to smithereens. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
-You made all those? -Yeah, I did. Look, perfect! | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
Beautiful, no inclusions. See? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
Now, Tommy, does, er, your mother have a carving knife I could borrow? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:07 | |
-Carving knife, yeah. -Yeah, I need a good, sharp knife. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
Oh. Hang on. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
-Thomas, what are you up to? -Nothing, Mum. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
-Can I have some peanut butter? -OK. But make sure you put it away. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
Tom! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
-Don't forget the wood. -No, Mum. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
Right... I have to get as much... rubber off as possible. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:53 | |
It has to be perfectly bald. Like that, you see? | 0:07:53 | 0:07:57 | |
-Why's that? -Well, at high speed the, er, centrifugal force, | 0:07:57 | 0:08:02 | |
er, expands the tyre and, er, rubs against the frame of the bike. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:09 | |
You have to be careful not to cut through the cords though. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:08:12 | 0:08:13 | |
Why do you pee on your lemon tree? | 0:08:15 | 0:08:16 | |
-Huh? -Why do you pee on your lemon tree? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
-Who... Who says I do that? -Mum says she sees you every morning. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
-She goes on and on about it. -Oh, does she? | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
Hm, oh, well. Well, it's a good fertiliser. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
You know, you shouldn't waste anything in this world, sonny. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
-Well, I'd better be off home. -All right, then. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
-Mum gets a bit cross if I stay over here too long. -She does? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
-Are you finished with the knife? -Er, not yet. I'll, er, | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
-I'll drop it by later. -No, um, don't do that. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
-I'll pick it up after school tomorrow. -All right. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
-Bye. -Cheerio. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:08:56 | 0:08:57 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
-Burt Munro! -Yeah? -I believe you have my carving knife. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
-Oh, yes. -And my sharpener. -Yeah. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
Here we are. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
Yeah, er... well, thanks a lot, love. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
G'day, Frank, how are you? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
Not bad. Could be better, could be worse. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
I see your front tyre's goin' a bit flat on ya there, Burt. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
Oh, yeah. Well, the good news is it's only flat on the bottom. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
-I'll see you tomorrow night. -Tomorrow night, it'll be a good one! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:44 | |
Hello, Fran. Er, give us the lot, will ya, the usual. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
One pension cheque coming up. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
Er, Fran, I, er, want to ask you a question, | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
the answer to which is, er... a definite yes. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:01 | |
-All right? -All right. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
Yes. What's the question, Burt? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
Would you feel inclined to, er, | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
accompany an impeccable young gentlemen to a do tomorrow night? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:15 | |
Are you asking me on a date, Burt Munro? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
Well, yeah, I suppose I am actually, aren't I? | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
-Would you? -You're on. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
-Hello, son. -Hey, Burt. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
That's disgusting! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
Yeah! Isn't it? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
Yeah...all dressed up for the do tonight | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
and I couldn't get my best shoes on | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
cos my toenails had grown like oyster shells. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
Anyway...this should do the trick. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
There, look at that. Little twinkle toes! | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
-Thanks, Burt. -Right-ho. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
-Evening, Burt. -Thank you. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
-This is Fran. -All right, Fran. -Hello, Burt. -Thank you very much. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
-Hello, Duncan. -Burt! | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
I'm just going to say hello to the lads. I'll be back in a second, love. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:25 | |
-Hello, Pete. Hello, Graham. -Hey, Burt. Bike goin' well? | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
-Yeah, not bad. -Happy birthday, Burt. -Thanks, mate. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
-Bit of a surprise, isn't it? Hello. -Hey, Burt. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
-Would you like to buy a raffle ticket or two? -What's it for? | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
Porky the pig plus two dozen beers. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
We're raising money to send Burt to the USA. Our mate, Burt. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
Come on, Burt, come and dance! Whoo! | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
-What's this? The twist? -This is the twist. You know the twist? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:52 | |
Come twist with me. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
See? You can twist! | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
-That's it, that's it! Whooo! -'This must be the atomic invasion.' | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
Then, the air clears and the dust settles down. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
You look outside. Have they levelled the town? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:11 | |
But there in the yard so briskly alive | 0:12:11 | 0:12:15 | |
stands Burt Munro's trusty old Indian Scout 45! | 0:12:15 | 0:12:20 | |
That was a wonderful tribute to Burt. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
-Now, come on, Burt, we want you up on stage. -Oh, no, no! -Come on! | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
Up ya come! | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
And I hope all of you have bought a raffle ticket tonight. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
Because we believe Burt will put the Southland Motorcycle Club | 0:12:38 | 0:12:42 | |
on the map! | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
ENGINES RUMBLE What's going on out there? | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
-Just get outta here! -Git outta here! | 0:12:55 | 0:12:59 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:00 | |
CHATTER | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
Er, well, folks, it, er, looks like I've cracked it. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
-I've, um, you know... -You Burt Munro? -The, er... | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
-What did you say? -I said, are you Burt Munro? -You're looking for Burt? | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
I don't know. Have you seen Burt anywhere? | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
ALL CHUCKLE | 0:13:20 | 0:13:21 | |
-Anyone seen Burt? Well, no, he's... -You are! You're Burt Munro. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
-You're the old codger that rides the Army Indian? -Oh, that old joker! | 0:13:25 | 0:13:29 | |
Burt Munro, yeah. Yeah, that's me, I think. Yeah. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:33 | |
Now, young fella, the Army Indian is a real dog. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:37 | |
What I've got is the, er, er, genuine article, | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
-the, er, 1920 V-twin Scout. -That's the one with the pedals, right? | 0:13:41 | 0:13:46 | |
CHATTER | 0:13:46 | 0:13:47 | |
(Charming!) | 0:13:47 | 0:13:48 | |
Well, I don't know what sort of push bikes | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
you monkeys came into town on. But I know my old timer | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
would thrash the backsides off whatever they are! | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
-I don't think so, grandad. -No? Oh. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
Why don't you, er, chumps put your money where your mouth is, then? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:06 | |
You're on, you old coot. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
-Looks like they've chickened out, Burt. -What? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
-Looks like they've chickened out. -They're here! -Huh...? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
They're here. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
ENGINES DRONE | 0:14:19 | 0:14:20 | |
It's nice of them to show up, isn't it? | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
-A hundred says the Indian comes last! -Right, mate! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
Good on ya! REVS ENGINE | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
-Go, Burt! -Go, Burt! Go-o-o-o! | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
READY... STEADY, GO! | 0:15:01 | 0:15:05 | |
Come on, give me a push! | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
-Come on, Burt! -Give me a push! C'mon, push hard! | 0:15:13 | 0:15:17 | |
-ENGINE BOOMS -Go, Burt! | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
-Go, Burt! -Come on! Go! | 0:15:23 | 0:15:27 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:15:59 | 0:16:00 | |
Agh! | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
HE GASPS | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
Agh! | 0:16:04 | 0:16:05 | |
-Bugger! -Nice bike, grandad! | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
Loser! | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
Yee-hah! | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
BIKE RATTLES | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
-Well, thanks, fellas. -Better luck next time. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:34 | |
-Yeah. -Bad luck, Burt. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
-There you go. Oh, thanks, love. -Careful, it's hot. -All right. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:44 | |
Well, at least I gave them a good run for their money. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
On the downward leg anyway! | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
Burt, what's it going to cost to get over to America? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
-Sorry, what did you say? -How much will it cost to get over to America? | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
I don't know, about 2,000, I'm told. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
-And how much money have you got now? -Well, er, | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
apart from today's disaster and the dough from last night | 0:17:05 | 0:17:09 | |
and the pension money I've been saving, | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
er, about 1275 dollars - United States Dollars - I reckon. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:18 | |
-Well, I could lend you some money. -Oh, that's very kind of you, Fran. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:22 | |
But, no, I couldn't do that, love. No, thanks. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
Well, there must be something you can do. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
I haven't told anyone this, Fran. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
But, er, I don't reckon I'll be going to Bonneville, | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
not this year anyway. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
And, er,.. you know, 700 is a lot of money to find. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
And, er, the boat leaves in five days. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:44 | |
But, er... Yeah. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
Except I... I would like to see how fast she'll really go | 0:17:46 | 0:17:50 | |
before I fall off the perch as it were, | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
before I, er, you know, kick the old bucket! | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
Oh, well... | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
-Hello, Lloyd. -G'day, Burt. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
-Shame about the fall. -Yeah, well, I'm still in one piece, aren't I? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
-Yeah! What are you having tonight? -Speciality of the house, | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
-pea, pie and pud. -That's five bob. -All right. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
-Burt? -Yeah? -Why don't you take out a mortgage on the house? | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
-What house? -Your property. I mean, it's worth something. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:26 | |
Yeah... | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
-Here you are. -(Burt Munro, look at the colour of your hands!) | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
-What's the matter with them? -You could have washed those mitts | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
-before you put them anywhere near me! -There we are. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
COCK CROWS | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
HENS CLUCK | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
Wakey, wakey! | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
Time to rise and shine. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
Oh, Burt, you're a sweetie. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
Got to get outta here before the neighbours spot me. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:23 | |
Oh, Burt... this tastes a bit odd. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
Metallic...?! | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
# You are my sunshine, my only sunshine... # | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
-Oooh, crikey! Oooh! -What? | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
I've...got a pain my chest! Agh! | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
He's in the shed! Hurry! | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
Mum, Dad, something happened to Burt! | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
-Burt, what's wrong with you? -I'll be all right, Tommy. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
-Don't worry about me. -Are you sure? -Yeah. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:05 | |
SIREN BLARES | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
What are you all staring at? Dirty old men need love, too. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
-Mr Munro. -Hello. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
-So, what's the story, doc? -I'm sorry, it's not good news. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:40 | |
Oh, yeah! Well, fire away. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
-You've had an attack of angina. -Oh, yeah? -You have arteriosclerosis. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:48 | |
-What's that? -It's a narrowing of the arteries from the heart. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:52 | |
-Oh, dear! -I'm afraid there's not too much we can do for you at your age, | 0:20:52 | 0:20:56 | |
-other than suggesting you take it easy. -Oh, yeah? | 0:20:56 | 0:21:00 | |
If you have another attack, pop one of these under your tongue, | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
let it dissolve and then swallow the saliva. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
-The pain should be gone in 30 seconds. -What do you call these? | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
Trinitrate pills. Better known as nitro-glycerine. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
-Oh, yeah, the stuff you blow things up with! -But in smaller quantities. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:16 | |
Yeah, all right. Er... CLEARS THROAT | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
Will this have any effect on, er, me riding my bike? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:23 | |
Unfortunately I think your motorcycling days are over. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
Like hell they are! HE CHUCKLES | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
It won't be much longer. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
Springfield. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
Springfield. That's, er, where the Indians come from. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
-Indians? -Yeah, the, er, Indians | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
from, er, Springfield, Massachusetts. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
-Yeah, it's the world's greatest motorcycle. -Oh! Is that so? | 0:22:03 | 0:22:08 | |
-That's right. -You can come through now. -All right, thank you. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:12 | |
Yeah, Springfield... | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
'Yeah, the plan is for me to drive up to Timaru.' | 0:22:16 | 0:22:20 | |
And there me and my bike will catch a boat to the US-of-A, | 0:22:20 | 0:22:24 | |
to, er, Los Angeles. And the boat leaves on Saturday. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:28 | |
And I'll buy a car in Los Angeles and drive up to Utah, | 0:22:28 | 0:22:32 | |
-to the Bonneville Salt Flats. -And it's important you do this trip? | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
Oh, sure is, mate. You know, ever since I was a lad | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
I've been interested in things that go fast, you know, things that go. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
And, you know, at Bonneville things go real fast. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
It's, er, this, er, giant, er, dried-up lake bed. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:50 | |
And it goes for miles and miles and it's dead flat | 0:22:50 | 0:22:54 | |
and you can drive a vehicle just as fast as it will go. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
And it's one of the few places on Earth | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
where you can find out, er, just what your machine is capable of. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
In fact, here I am on the, er... That's me on the front | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
-of the New Zealand Motorcyclist. That's the Indian there. -Very good. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
Yeah, a few years ago. So I'd best be off soon | 0:23:10 | 0:23:14 | |
-because I don't know how much longer I've got to live. -Yes, well, | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
-I don't think I heard that. -I said, I don't know how much long - | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
-Yeah, I heard you the first time. -Oh. -So, tell me, Burt, | 0:23:20 | 0:23:25 | |
-what are you offering as collateral for this loan? -Well, my tools | 0:23:25 | 0:23:29 | |
and my bits and pieces and my trophies and A lot of things like that. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
I don't think they'd be of much interest to the bank. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
We need something substantial, like the deed of title to your property. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:40 | |
-Did you get the money? -Yeah. Off on Thursday. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:45 | |
-Thursday? -Yeah. -That soon? | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
-I wish I could come, too. -Well, maybe next time. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
Thomas, it's dinner time. Come home now. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
-Nearly finished, Mrs Jackson. -Yeah, Mum, we're almost finished. -Thomas! | 0:23:55 | 0:24:00 | |
-See you after dinner, Burt. -All right, mate. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
HE MIMICS ENGINE ROAR | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
Hey, not so fast. I'm the record breaker. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
Where you going? | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
And, er, that's the, er... before I put the, um, | 0:24:21 | 0:24:25 | |
the streamliner on it. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
-What's that one? -Yeah, that's a girlfriend of mine | 0:24:30 | 0:24:35 | |
when I first bought the bike. Long time ago, that is. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
-Yeah. -Aren't you scared you'll kill yourself if you crash? -No. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:45 | |
No, you, er... you live more in five minutes | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
on a bike like this, going flat out, | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
than some people live in a lifetime. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
And, er... yeah, more in...five minutes... | 0:24:54 | 0:24:59 | |
That's my dad there. And my mum. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
They're all gone. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
Oh, it's gone by so fast. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
No, danger is the spice of life. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
You got to take a risk now and again, haven't you, son? | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
That's what makes life worthwhile. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:20 | |
And, you know, having some nice ladies around | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
can be a big help, mind you. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:25:26 | 0:25:27 | |
-You really don't get scared? -No. No. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:31 | |
You know, when I was a boy about your age, | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
I, er, had a little twin brother. His name was Ernie. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:39 | |
And, er, one day our dad was out the back, er, cutting down a tree. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
And, er, suddenly it got hung up - | 0:25:43 | 0:25:48 | |
the tree, that is, it got stuck on something - | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
and Ernie went to try to help | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
and all of a sudden the tree slipped and fell on him | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
and...killed him stone dead. | 0:25:56 | 0:26:00 | |
Yeah... I'll always remember that. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:06 | |
Anyway, since then I've always tried never to be scared of anything. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:11 | |
Though I must say before a big bike event I do sometimes get nervous. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:15 | |
You know, if the, if the butterflies in my stomach were, were cows, | 0:26:15 | 0:26:21 | |
I'd be able to start a dairy farm. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:25 | |
That's funny? | 0:26:27 | 0:26:28 | |
When they took you off in the ambulance to the hospital, | 0:26:28 | 0:26:32 | |
-what happened? -I don't know, just a touch of indigestion, I think. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
That's all it was. Nothing wrong with me. Don't you worry about me. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:40 | |
And anyway at my age any day above ground and vertical is a good day. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:45 | |
Listen, will you take care of this till I get back all right? | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
-What happens if you don't come back? -We'll talk about it then, shan't we? | 0:26:48 | 0:26:52 | |
-Hey, Burt? -Yeah? -Don't forget to mow your lawns, will you? | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
-What? -Don't forget to mow your lawns. My dad goes on and on about it. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 | |
-Oh, he does, does he? -Says it lowers property value in the neighbourhood. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:06 | |
Well...oh, dear, we can't have that, can we? | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
FIRE ROARS | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
-What are you doing? -Hello, son! Just getting rid of the grass. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:37 | |
BURT! What the hell are you doing this time? | 0:27:40 | 0:27:44 | |
Like you said, George, I'm getting rid of the grass! | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
-Being a good neighbour before I leave tomorrow. -Tom! | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
Tom, get back inside, now! NOW! | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
-SIREN BLARES -Honestly, Burt! | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
-What are they doing here? -It might be the fire, Burt! | 0:28:00 | 0:28:03 | |
All right, the tyre goes in first. | 0:28:11 | 0:28:14 | |
That's it. That's it, you got it. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:18 | |
Goes in here... | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
(Pills...permit and passport.) | 0:28:22 | 0:28:25 | |
Right, er... see if I've got everything. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:29 | |
My spectacles, testicles, watch and wallet. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:33 | |
What are you laughing at? I'm on my way. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:36 | |
-Dad says to call us collect. -What? -Dad says to call us collect. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:40 | |
-That's nice of him. -Tell us how you get on. -All right. Thank you. | 0:28:40 | 0:28:44 | |
That's our phone number. Do you think you'll break the record? | 0:28:44 | 0:28:49 | |
-Well, I hope so. Yeah. -Dad doesn't think you can do it. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:53 | |
-Oh, is that what he said? -He says everyone thinks that. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:58 | |
Oh, well. | 0:28:58 | 0:29:01 | |
Except me. | 0:29:01 | 0:29:03 | |
Ah, you're a good, good boy, Tom. Yeah. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:12 | |
I tell you something, son...if you don't follow through on your dreams, | 0:29:14 | 0:29:18 | |
-you might as well be a vegetable. -What type of vegetable? | 0:29:18 | 0:29:23 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:29:23 | 0:29:24 | |
I don't know! A cabbage. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:27 | |
Yeah...a cabbage. | 0:29:28 | 0:29:30 | |
-Here you are. Don't lose it, will you? -Promise I'll look after it. | 0:29:32 | 0:29:35 | |
Right, er...keep an eye on the place for me, won't you, Tom? | 0:29:35 | 0:29:40 | |
And, er... Yeah, er, don't forget to feed the fowls. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:46 | |
-That's my job. -Yeah. And, er, you know, | 0:29:46 | 0:29:49 | |
you can give the eggs to Mum and, er, and what else is there? | 0:29:49 | 0:29:53 | |
Oh, yes, er, you can pee on my lemon tree for me | 0:29:53 | 0:29:57 | |
if you like, while I'm away. And, er... | 0:29:57 | 0:30:00 | |
Well, there's nothing wrong in peeing on your lemon tree. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:03 | |
Confucius used to say it's the best natural fertiliser in the world. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:06 | |
-Who's Confucius? -A bloke who lives up in Dunedin. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:09 | |
-Well, thanks for your help, chaps. -Good luck, Burt. -Thanks, Jeff. | 0:30:09 | 0:30:13 | |
-You show 'em over there, Burt. -I will. -Take it easy, Burt. | 0:30:13 | 0:30:16 | |
That's not one of the things I'm planning on doing. Cheerio, love. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:20 | |
-Good luck. -Cheerio, my friend. If you don't go when you wanna go, | 0:30:20 | 0:30:24 | |
-when you go, you'll find you've gone. I'll see ya. -See ya, Burt. -Bye, Burt! | 0:30:24 | 0:30:29 | |
-Good luck! -Cheerio! -See ya, Burt! | 0:30:29 | 0:30:32 | |
HONKS HORN | 0:30:38 | 0:30:40 | |
Look at that! | 0:30:45 | 0:30:47 | |
Well, Fran, er, I'm finally on my way. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:59 | |
Yeah, I thought some more of the, er, blokes from the club | 0:31:02 | 0:31:07 | |
-would have dropped by to see me off. -Well, they probably had to work. | 0:31:07 | 0:31:11 | |
Yeah, yeah, that's right. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:13 | |
Yeah, young Tom tells me, er... | 0:31:13 | 0:31:16 | |
..no-one thinks I can do it. Do you think I can do it, Fran? | 0:31:17 | 0:31:21 | |
Oh, I don't know, Burt. | 0:31:21 | 0:31:23 | |
-I don't think it really matters one way or the other. -Yeah. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:27 | |
I read something once, years ago, and I learned it off by heart. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:36 | |
It was, er, Theodore Roosevelt said it. | 0:31:36 | 0:31:39 | |
He said, "It's," um... | 0:31:39 | 0:31:42 | |
He said, "It's not the critic that counts, | 0:31:42 | 0:31:46 | |
"not the man who, er, points out how the strong man stumbles | 0:31:46 | 0:31:50 | |
"or where the doer of deeds, er, could have done them better," | 0:31:50 | 0:31:54 | |
yeah, "the credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena." | 0:31:54 | 0:32:00 | |
ENGINES RUMBLE | 0:32:00 | 0:32:03 | |
-Wind your window down! Down! -What? | 0:32:09 | 0:32:12 | |
-Some beer money. -What? -Some beer money! | 0:32:13 | 0:32:17 | |
-I don't drink! -And good luck! You go well. | 0:32:18 | 0:32:22 | |
-Thanks, mate. -You show 'em Kiwis can fly, huh? | 0:32:22 | 0:32:25 | |
Yeah, I'll bring you back the Statue of Liberty! | 0:32:25 | 0:32:28 | |
Good on ya, mate, thanks a lot. | 0:32:28 | 0:32:31 | |
CRATE CREAKS | 0:32:39 | 0:32:42 | |
CREAKS AND GROANS | 0:32:46 | 0:32:47 | |
Hey, not so fast! | 0:32:47 | 0:32:49 | |
Crikey! | 0:32:51 | 0:32:53 | |
Here, take it easy, mate! | 0:32:53 | 0:32:56 | |
I... I thought it was a goner. | 0:32:57 | 0:32:59 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:32:59 | 0:33:00 | |
Whoa, whoa, whoa! | 0:33:02 | 0:33:05 | |
-Better get going. -Yeah, all right. | 0:33:06 | 0:33:09 | |
Well, take care of the old jalopy, won't you? | 0:33:09 | 0:33:12 | |
-You look after yourself. -I will. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:16 | |
-You got your pills and everything, right? -Yeah, right as rain. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:19 | |
Bye. | 0:33:19 | 0:33:22 | |
-You come back in one piece. -I will. Cheerio. | 0:33:23 | 0:33:26 | |
-Er, where's the captain? -Er, down below. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:38 | |
-Down that gangway there. -Thanks. | 0:33:38 | 0:33:41 | |
Here... I'm looking for the captain. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:45 | |
-That's me. -Oh. | 0:33:45 | 0:33:48 | |
Well, my name's Burt Munro. | 0:33:48 | 0:33:51 | |
I'm supposed to do a job to work my passage to Los Angeles. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:56 | |
-Yeah, well, I hope you can cook. -Cook? | 0:33:56 | 0:33:59 | |
-Well, I'll give it a go. -There's the galley. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:03 | |
Oh... crikey! | 0:34:05 | 0:34:07 | |
FLIES BUZZ | 0:34:07 | 0:34:08 | |
-Who does the dishes, mate? -You. | 0:34:08 | 0:34:13 | |
-Mmmmm, smells good! -What do you have for us today, Burt? | 0:34:17 | 0:34:21 | |
That's good Kiwi tucker! | 0:34:21 | 0:34:23 | |
-Don't let Burt see you doin' that. -Don't spoil it with all that sauce! | 0:34:25 | 0:34:30 | |
-Sorry, Burt. -Stone the crows...! | 0:34:31 | 0:34:34 | |
-Are you going to watch the movie, Burt? -What's that? | 0:34:37 | 0:34:40 | |
-Are you going to watch the movie? -Yeah. | 0:34:40 | 0:34:43 | |
-What's it called? -Er, Broken Barrier. -Oh, yeah. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:46 | |
-Yeah, it's supposed to be good. -Is Jane Russell in it? | 0:34:46 | 0:34:50 | |
Spare seat over here, Burt. | 0:34:50 | 0:34:52 | |
-ALL: -Ohhhhhhhh! | 0:34:52 | 0:34:56 | |
-All right, Billy. -Pull 'em up. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:58 | |
-Smoke? -No, not for me. -Oh, you don't smoke, Burt? | 0:35:00 | 0:35:03 | |
No, I don't. People say to me, "How do you keep going at your age?" | 0:35:03 | 0:35:07 | |
And I say, "Well, cos I don't smoke." And I'm telling you young monkeys, | 0:35:07 | 0:35:11 | |
don't smoke! | 0:35:11 | 0:35:12 | |
THEY ALL CHUCKLE Oh, you can laugh, but, er, | 0:35:12 | 0:35:14 | |
my Dad said, "Why contaminate your lungs with tobacco smoke?" | 0:35:14 | 0:35:18 | |
"The only thing you accomplish by smoking is destroying your lungs | 0:35:18 | 0:35:21 | |
-"and shortening your life." -Kill the lights! | 0:35:21 | 0:35:24 | |
PROJECTOR WHIRS Is Jane Russell in this? | 0:35:25 | 0:35:28 | |
-Go well, Burt. -Yeah, thanks, mate. -All the best. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:33 | |
-Good luck to you, Burt. -Thanks. And remember what I said, | 0:35:40 | 0:35:43 | |
-don't smoke! -I'm trying. -Cheerio, mates. See ya. | 0:35:43 | 0:35:47 | |
-Welcome to the United States. Customs to the left. -Thank you. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:51 | |
Good to be here. G'day. | 0:35:51 | 0:35:54 | |
-G'day. -Please stand behind the yellow line until you are called. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:04 | |
-What's that? -Behind the yellow line. | 0:36:04 | 0:36:06 | |
Yellow line. Oh, yeah. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:09 | |
-G'day. -Passport and customs declaration, please. | 0:36:17 | 0:36:20 | |
All right...there you are. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:23 | |
And how long do you intend to stay in the United States? | 0:36:28 | 0:36:31 | |
Oh, however long it takes me to get to, er, Bonneville and back. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:34 | |
-And the purpose of your visit? -Well, to set a land-speed record | 0:36:34 | 0:36:38 | |
-on, er, my Indian. -Hm... Indian. | 0:36:38 | 0:36:42 | |
-Mr Munro, this is your first time in America? -Yes, sir. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:45 | |
You gave some rather odd answers to the officer. | 0:36:45 | 0:36:48 | |
-So we have a few further questions we'd like to ask. -Fire away. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:52 | |
Let's go over again what you said. | 0:36:52 | 0:36:54 | |
Now, what exactly do you intend to do here in the United States? | 0:36:54 | 0:36:57 | |
-Well, set a land-speed record. -Uh-huh? | 0:36:57 | 0:37:00 | |
-And how do you intend to do that, sir? -On my motorcycle. | 0:37:00 | 0:37:03 | |
It's in the hold of the ship and they're going to unload it tomorrow. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:08 | |
It's an Indian, a 1920 Indian Scout. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:11 | |
Er, modified somewhat. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:14 | |
-You know what? I think I've read about your bike. -Oh, yeah? | 0:37:14 | 0:37:17 | |
It was in, er, Popular Mechanics a couple of years ago. | 0:37:17 | 0:37:21 | |
That's right, that's me, yes! | 0:37:21 | 0:37:23 | |
Lesley Hobbs from Christchurch sent that story in. | 0:37:23 | 0:37:26 | |
-What was it? Fastest motorcycle in Australia? -Yeah, and in New Zealand. | 0:37:26 | 0:37:31 | |
Well, I guess you're legitimate, Mr Munro. | 0:37:33 | 0:37:36 | |
-Sounds like we should be honoured to have you in America. -Thank you. | 0:37:36 | 0:37:39 | |
I'm going to give you six months. Time enough to get the job done. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:43 | |
-Welcome to the USA. -Thank you very much. | 0:37:45 | 0:37:48 | |
-Good luck, sir. -Thank you. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:51 | |
-Gear's in the trunk. -What? -Bags in the back! | 0:37:56 | 0:37:59 | |
-Bag...back! -Don't worry about me. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:02 | |
I'll do it myself. Strewth! | 0:38:02 | 0:38:06 | |
HE MUTTERS | 0:38:17 | 0:38:19 | |
Get in the ba... In the back! | 0:38:19 | 0:38:21 | |
-Huh...? -You, in the back! | 0:38:21 | 0:38:24 | |
Tell you something, mate, you don't want to get old around here! | 0:38:24 | 0:38:28 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:38:29 | 0:38:30 | |
Ta-ra! | 0:38:30 | 0:38:31 | |
-Where to? -Huh...? -Where to? | 0:38:34 | 0:38:37 | |
Er, Hollywood. I want to go to Hollywood. | 0:38:37 | 0:38:40 | |
-I want to see the film stars. -OK, we go to Hollywood. | 0:38:40 | 0:38:44 | |
-Where in Hollywood? -Er, a motel on, er, Sunset Boulevard. | 0:38:44 | 0:38:50 | |
Er, I hear that's a pretty great street. | 0:38:50 | 0:38:53 | |
I dunno who you talking to lately! Which motel? | 0:38:53 | 0:38:56 | |
-Well, recommend one. -What do you think I am, encyclopaedia? | 0:38:56 | 0:39:00 | |
Well, drop me somewhere and I'll sort it out myself. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:05 | |
Must have a big electricity bill here. | 0:39:12 | 0:39:16 | |
"Firestone"... "Shell". | 0:39:18 | 0:39:22 | |
It's all about cars, isn't it, now? | 0:39:24 | 0:39:26 | |
-Never seen so many cars. -You say something, man? | 0:39:26 | 0:39:29 | |
I said, I've never seen so many cars. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:31 | |
-Got to get around somehow. -Yeah. | 0:39:31 | 0:39:34 | |
Oh, look, there's a bowling alley. Do you bowl? | 0:39:38 | 0:39:42 | |
HORN HONKS | 0:39:45 | 0:39:47 | |
What's he honking his horn about? | 0:39:47 | 0:39:50 | |
ENGINE RUMBLES | 0:39:50 | 0:39:51 | |
TYRES SQUEAL | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
Jeez! Crikey! Did you see that? | 0:39:53 | 0:39:55 | |
Backed right back into that geezer's car! | 0:39:55 | 0:39:58 | |
He's crazy, he's nuts! | 0:39:58 | 0:40:01 | |
-He did it again! -Don't stare. There's a lot of crazy people in this town. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:06 | |
I've never seen anything like that before! | 0:40:06 | 0:40:08 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:40:08 | 0:40:10 | |
-This should do. -What's the damage? | 0:40:18 | 0:40:21 | |
-28 dollar plus bag, 29 dollar. -What...? | 0:40:21 | 0:40:25 | |
Did you just say what I, what I thought you said? | 0:40:26 | 0:40:29 | |
-Are you deaf? -What? -Are you deaf? | 0:40:29 | 0:40:32 | |
Yeah, I am a bit deaf but I'm not stupid. How much did you say it was? | 0:40:32 | 0:40:36 | |
-29 dollar! -No, I don't wanna buy the cab, mate. | 0:40:36 | 0:40:39 | |
I just wanna pay the fare, that's all! | 0:40:39 | 0:40:42 | |
-Where you from? -What? -You are British? -No! You must be joking! | 0:40:42 | 0:40:45 | |
I'm no pommie, I'm from New Zealand. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:49 | |
-Well, this is America. -Yeah? -And the fare is right there on the meter. | 0:40:49 | 0:40:53 | |
-29 dollar. -Yeah. -Open your wallet and let the moths out. | 0:40:53 | 0:40:57 | |
I'm doing it, I'm doing it. There you go. | 0:40:57 | 0:41:00 | |
-29 dollars. -Don't forget the tip. | 0:41:00 | 0:41:03 | |
-What? -Yes, we tip in America. | 0:41:03 | 0:41:05 | |
Oh, yeah? 10%. How much? 10%. | 0:41:05 | 0:41:09 | |
Oh, yeah. There you are, ten cents. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:12 | |
-Excuse me, sir? -Yeah? -You look like a generous man. | 0:41:21 | 0:41:24 | |
-What? -You look like a generous man. -Oh, do I? -Yes, you do. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:27 | |
-Would you like to buy a flower for someone special? -I'm sorry. | 0:41:27 | 0:41:30 | |
-I don't have any, er, cash. -Don't worry, it goes to a good cause. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:34 | |
-What's that? -It's for an organisation that helps needy people. -All right. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:37 | |
-Well, how much is it? -Just give what you can afford. -All right, well... | 0:41:37 | 0:41:42 | |
-They all look the same to me. They're all green. -We call them greenbacks. | 0:41:42 | 0:41:47 | |
-This looks like a one. -Oh! Look, there's one. -No, that's - -Thanks. | 0:41:47 | 0:41:50 | |
-You have a good day. -Hey, come on, miss... that's a ten! | 0:41:50 | 0:41:53 | |
I didn't wanna pay that much! Hey, come back! | 0:41:53 | 0:41:57 | |
Crikey... | 0:41:59 | 0:42:01 | |
-Hey, baby. -What do you want? -You wanna go? -Go where? | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
-Go inside! -I'm going inside. | 0:42:04 | 0:42:07 | |
I'll take you around the world. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:10 | |
-I've just come from halfway around the world. -15 bucks, baby. | 0:42:10 | 0:42:13 | |
-15 bucks! -No, sorry, go away. | 0:42:13 | 0:42:17 | |
Hello. | 0:42:24 | 0:42:25 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:42:25 | 0:42:26 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:42:28 | 0:42:29 | |
Well, I need a room. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:30 | |
-Room'll cost you five bucks an hour. -I'm staying a bit longer than that. | 0:42:30 | 0:42:34 | |
-How long? -I don't know. A couple of days I guess. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:37 | |
-Double occupancy? -What? -Double occupancy? | 0:42:37 | 0:42:41 | |
No, er, just me, myself and I. | 0:42:41 | 0:42:44 | |
Will it cost a lot? Because I can't afford a lot. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:47 | |
-You a member of Triple A? -What? -Are you a Triple A member? | 0:42:48 | 0:42:52 | |
-Never heard of 'em. -Never heard of Triple A? -No, Miss Brittle Britches, | 0:42:52 | 0:42:56 | |
-I have not heard of Triple A. -OK, let's say you are a member, doll. | 0:42:56 | 0:43:01 | |
-Right. -That'll save you 10%. How does 22 bucks a night sound? | 0:43:01 | 0:43:06 | |
That much...? I-I-Is that cheap? | 0:43:06 | 0:43:09 | |
Honey, that's cheaper than cheap! | 0:43:09 | 0:43:11 | |
Oh, right, yeah. | 0:43:11 | 0:43:14 | |
-What's your name? -Tina Washington. | 0:43:14 | 0:43:17 | |
Well, Tina Washington, I want you to have this. Might cheer you up a bit. | 0:43:17 | 0:43:22 | |
-Get some of that muck off your pluck! -Well, thank you! | 0:43:22 | 0:43:25 | |
-That's the first nice thing that's happened all week. -You're welcome. | 0:43:25 | 0:43:29 | |
My name's Burt Munro, from New Zealand, from down under. | 0:43:29 | 0:43:33 | |
Well, hello, Burt Munro from New Zealand. | 0:43:33 | 0:43:36 | |
-I tell you, I've had a heck of a night. -Oh, welcome to Hollyweird! | 0:43:36 | 0:43:41 | |
BED RUMBLES AND RATTLES | 0:43:54 | 0:43:56 | |
Hello! | 0:44:30 | 0:44:31 | |
Anybody home? | 0:44:31 | 0:44:33 | |
-Hello, Tina. -Good morning, Burt. | 0:44:34 | 0:44:37 | |
-You still here? -Mm-hm. -Ohh! | 0:44:37 | 0:44:40 | |
Well, that's why you were so crabby last night. Don't you ever sleep? | 0:44:40 | 0:44:44 | |
Honey, I work the night shift. I'm outta here soon as James turns up. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:48 | |
-And he's late. -Oh. Yeah, could you phone this number for me? | 0:44:48 | 0:44:52 | |
It's a shipping company and they got a big box of mine | 0:44:52 | 0:44:56 | |
and I want to know how I can arrange to get it. | 0:44:56 | 0:44:59 | |
No, you talk to them. They'll never get my accent. | 0:45:01 | 0:45:04 | |
OK, what do you want me to ask them? One moment, please. | 0:45:04 | 0:45:07 | |
Ask them when will Burt Munro's box containing the motorcycle, | 0:45:07 | 0:45:11 | |
-er, be ready for pick up? -Hello, I'm calling for a Mr Burt Munro. | 0:45:11 | 0:45:15 | |
Yes. He'd like to know when the box containing his motorcycle | 0:45:15 | 0:45:18 | |
-will be available for pick up. -"What ship?" -Er, what ship? | 0:45:18 | 0:45:22 | |
-The Rangatira from New Zealand -The Rangatira from New Zealand. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:25 | |
-So, he can claim it? -Oh. | 0:45:25 | 0:45:28 | |
Tomorrow from the Long Beach Customs Holding Area. | 0:45:28 | 0:45:31 | |
-OK, thank you, I'll tell him. Bye-bye. -That was pretty fast. | 0:45:31 | 0:45:35 | |
YOU'RE LATE! | 0:45:35 | 0:45:37 | |
I can't stand another minute in this place! Lemme buy you breakfast. | 0:45:39 | 0:45:43 | |
Well, this is great. | 0:45:45 | 0:45:47 | |
I never seen a menu with photographs before. | 0:45:47 | 0:45:51 | |
-You ready to order, sir? -What? -Are you ready? | 0:45:51 | 0:45:55 | |
Oh, yes. Er, I think the, er, double delight. | 0:45:55 | 0:46:00 | |
-That's for me. -How would you like your eggs? -What? | 0:46:00 | 0:46:03 | |
-How would you like your eggs? -Er, well, I'd like 'em cooked. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:07 | |
-Sunny side up, over easy...? -I don't know. | 0:46:07 | 0:46:11 | |
-Whatever you recommend. -Over easy's best. | 0:46:11 | 0:46:14 | |
-All right, eggs over easy. -Make that two. | 0:46:14 | 0:46:17 | |
Over easy... I must remember that. | 0:46:17 | 0:46:20 | |
Yeah, I like this American, er, breakfast thing. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:23 | |
It's good. | 0:46:23 | 0:46:25 | |
So, my girl, er, where is the best place for me to get a used car? | 0:46:25 | 0:46:30 | |
-The Valley. -Oh, yeah? -After breakfast I could take you there. | 0:46:30 | 0:46:34 | |
Oh, well, thank you. | 0:46:34 | 0:46:37 | |
And I'm not a girl. | 0:46:37 | 0:46:39 | |
-VOICE DEEPENS: -I'm a boy. -Oh... | 0:46:41 | 0:46:44 | |
Well... I thought there was something a little odd about you. | 0:46:45 | 0:46:49 | |
But, hey, you're still a sweetheart. | 0:46:49 | 0:46:52 | |
Yeah. | 0:46:54 | 0:46:57 | |
Well, thanks a million, Tina. | 0:47:08 | 0:47:11 | |
Hey, there are stacks of cars here. | 0:47:11 | 0:47:12 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:47:12 | 0:47:14 | |
-I'll be back at the motel later on. -Bye. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:16 | |
Ta-ra, love. | 0:47:16 | 0:47:18 | |
-Buenos dias! -Hello. -How may I help you, sir? | 0:47:21 | 0:47:25 | |
Yeah, I wanna buy a car. A cheap car, a very cheap car. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:29 | |
Well, you've come to the right place, amigo. | 0:47:29 | 0:47:32 | |
If you can find cars like these any cheaper, they're probably stolen. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:35 | |
My name's Burt, Burt Munro from New Zealand. Nice to meet you. | 0:47:35 | 0:47:39 | |
I'm Fernando from El Salvador. Nice to meet you, Mr Munro. | 0:47:39 | 0:47:42 | |
-You can call me Burt. -OK, Mr Burt. -Yeah. | 0:47:42 | 0:47:45 | |
-So, how much were you looking to spend, Mr Burt? -Not a lot, Fernando. | 0:47:45 | 0:47:49 | |
I haven't got much left after the cab ride I took yesterday. | 0:47:49 | 0:47:52 | |
ENGINE GROANS You want 399 for this? | 0:47:52 | 0:47:55 | |
-Huh, it sounds a bit sick. -Well, what would you offer me? | 0:47:55 | 0:47:59 | |
Listen, I'll give you 200 if you do me a favour. | 0:47:59 | 0:48:03 | |
Er, throw in the use of your workshop | 0:48:03 | 0:48:06 | |
and some of that junk I see lying around.... | 0:48:06 | 0:48:09 | |
I've gotta knock up a trailer to drag my bike over to Bonneville. | 0:48:09 | 0:48:14 | |
-That's not a favour. 325 is a favour. -No. Er, 225? | 0:48:14 | 0:48:19 | |
-You're a tough customer, Mr Burt. -Yeah. -But I like you. | 0:48:19 | 0:48:23 | |
I'm going to give it to you for 250. You can use the workshop at night. | 0:48:23 | 0:48:26 | |
-And keep the noise down. -All right, what about tonight? -Yeah, yeah. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:29 | |
-Yeah, tonight's OK. -All right, let's... stop the car. | 0:48:29 | 0:48:33 | |
Let's get this thing running properly. | 0:48:33 | 0:48:35 | |
ENGINE RATTLES | 0:48:36 | 0:48:37 | |
FIZZLES | 0:48:39 | 0:48:40 | |
Ah! | 0:48:40 | 0:48:42 | |
RATTLES AND CLINKS | 0:48:42 | 0:48:45 | |
ENGINE RUMBLES AND ROARS | 0:48:45 | 0:48:47 | |
Yeah, that sounds better. | 0:48:47 | 0:48:50 | |
-Let me drive. -OK, come on. | 0:48:50 | 0:48:53 | |
Yeah, she's singing like a bird now. | 0:48:53 | 0:48:56 | |
She's a good old girl, isn't she? Oh, here we are. | 0:48:56 | 0:48:59 | |
All right! | 0:48:59 | 0:49:00 | |
HORN HONKS | 0:49:00 | 0:49:02 | |
-Er, you, er, make a left here, Mr Burt. -All right. | 0:49:06 | 0:49:10 | |
HORNS HONK Crikey! They're on the wrong si... | 0:49:11 | 0:49:15 | |
YOU'RE ON THE WRONG...! Stop the car! Stop! | 0:49:15 | 0:49:18 | |
-Aaaaagh! Turn. -All right, calm down! | 0:49:18 | 0:49:21 | |
-I know how to turn it. -Stop, stop! | 0:49:21 | 0:49:24 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:49:24 | 0:49:25 | |
Hey, keep your shirt on. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:27 | |
Back in New Zealand we drive on the other side of the road. | 0:49:31 | 0:49:34 | |
Yeah? You'll get us all killed! | 0:49:34 | 0:49:38 | |
-Yeah. -Well, you're not in New Zealand. | 0:49:38 | 0:49:41 | |
-You're in America. -Yeah, I know. -We drive on the right side. -Yeah. | 0:49:41 | 0:49:45 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:49:49 | 0:49:50 | |
BURT CHUCKLES | 0:49:50 | 0:49:52 | |
-Ooh! -Now, Burt, let me give you some advice. | 0:49:52 | 0:49:56 | |
-What? -When you're driving, not only here in America | 0:49:56 | 0:50:01 | |
-but anywhere around the world... -Yeah? -The driver should always be | 0:50:01 | 0:50:05 | |
in the centre of the road. In the centre! | 0:50:05 | 0:50:08 | |
-If you're not in the centre, you're on the wrong side! OK? -Yeah. | 0:50:08 | 0:50:12 | |
FIZZLING | 0:50:12 | 0:50:15 | |
-Well, you want this right here? -Yeah, that's right. | 0:50:19 | 0:50:24 | |
Watch it. Yeah, good. | 0:50:26 | 0:50:29 | |
-Got it. -Dios mio! It's three in the morning! | 0:50:29 | 0:50:32 | |
Yeah, well, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it? | 0:50:32 | 0:50:36 | |
You know, when I told you you could use the workshop at night, | 0:50:36 | 0:50:39 | |
-I didn't mean all night. -Yeah. -My wife's going to kill me. | 0:50:39 | 0:50:42 | |
You take yourself back home. I'll snooze in the back of the car. | 0:50:42 | 0:50:46 | |
And I'll lock up the place before I go to sleep. | 0:50:46 | 0:50:49 | |
Seems like a whole lotta effort to sell a lousy 250 motor car! | 0:50:49 | 0:50:53 | |
-Yeah. -OK, Mr Burt, you pull the, the door down. Have a good night. | 0:50:53 | 0:50:56 | |
Hey, Fernando! Er, where do I get, er... | 0:50:56 | 0:50:59 | |
Where do I take a leak around here? | 0:50:59 | 0:51:02 | |
-A leak? -Yeah, a pee. Trouble with the old prostate, you know? | 0:51:02 | 0:51:06 | |
Yeah, straight through those doors there's a door says, "Caballero." | 0:51:06 | 0:51:10 | |
-All right. -OK. I'll see you in the morning. | 0:51:10 | 0:51:13 | |
-Early, OK? -Yeah, goodnight. Where were we? | 0:51:13 | 0:51:17 | |
TAPPING | 0:51:17 | 0:51:19 | |
-Burt? -Huh...? | 0:51:20 | 0:51:23 | |
-Buenos dias, Mr Burt! -HE GRUNTS | 0:51:23 | 0:51:26 | |
-So, did you get it all finished? -Yeah. | 0:51:28 | 0:51:31 | |
All I need to do is find a couple of wheels and I'll be ready to roll. | 0:51:31 | 0:51:34 | |
Well, hey, you know, I got some wheels in the back you could have | 0:51:34 | 0:51:37 | |
-if you do me a favour. -Say the word. | 0:51:37 | 0:51:40 | |
Crank it now, Fernando! | 0:51:43 | 0:51:44 | |
ENGINE FIRES | 0:51:44 | 0:51:46 | |
-Good! -Burt. -Yeah? | 0:51:46 | 0:51:49 | |
-You're a goddamn genius! -Thank you. | 0:51:49 | 0:51:52 | |
Hey, listen, why you gotta go? Stick around here a while, | 0:51:52 | 0:51:55 | |
-I'll pay you well. -Sorry, mate, I gotta get to Bonneville by the 23rd. | 0:51:55 | 0:51:58 | |
That's when Speed Week starts and, you know, I gotta hit the road. | 0:51:58 | 0:52:02 | |
-Well, you always got a job here. -Thanks, mate. | 0:52:02 | 0:52:05 | |
-I'll see ya. -Best of luck to you. -Ta-ra! | 0:52:05 | 0:52:08 | |
HE MUTTERS IN SPANISH | 0:52:08 | 0:52:11 | |
-Hello, love. -I was worried about you. | 0:52:21 | 0:52:25 | |
-Housekeeping said you didn't sleep in your bed all night. -Oh, well, | 0:52:25 | 0:52:28 | |
-do I get a discount for that? -I doubt it. | 0:52:28 | 0:52:31 | |
I need you to show me how to get to Long Beach to pick up my bike. | 0:52:31 | 0:52:35 | |
I'm finished here in 15 minutes. I'll come with you. | 0:52:35 | 0:52:38 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:52:38 | 0:52:39 | |
Not a bad set of wheels for 250 bucks, eh? | 0:52:41 | 0:52:44 | |
-You sure it'll make it to Utah? -Yeah. | 0:52:44 | 0:52:47 | |
This old girl'd get to New Zealand and back. | 0:52:47 | 0:52:50 | |
-Here, hop in, my fair lady. -Thank you. | 0:52:50 | 0:52:53 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:52:53 | 0:52:54 | |
Bloke who sold me the car, he gave me a good tip. | 0:52:56 | 0:52:58 | |
He said, always remember that the driver, that's me, | 0:52:58 | 0:53:01 | |
-should be on the, er, centre of the road. -Look out! | 0:53:01 | 0:53:05 | |
All right. In New Zealand we drive on the other side of the street! | 0:53:05 | 0:53:09 | |
-You do? -Yeah. Sorry about that. | 0:53:10 | 0:53:12 | |
HORNS HONK Yeah. | 0:53:12 | 0:53:14 | |
-Do you want me to drive? -No, I've gotta get used to it, haven't I? | 0:53:14 | 0:53:17 | |
HONKING CONTINUES | 0:53:17 | 0:53:19 | |
-This should be Customs right here. -Right. | 0:53:19 | 0:53:23 | |
-Hello. -Can I help you, sir? -Yeah, my name's Burt Munro. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:32 | |
I've come to pick up my motorcycle. I came into port two days ago | 0:53:32 | 0:53:36 | |
from New Zealand and, er... On a freighter called Rangatira. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:40 | |
I was told to come here to clear it through Customs. | 0:53:40 | 0:53:43 | |
-OK, er, Mr Munro... -Yeah, Munro, M-U-N-R-O. | 0:53:43 | 0:53:47 | |
Munro... Wait here a minute, sir. | 0:53:47 | 0:53:52 | |
Thank you. | 0:53:52 | 0:53:54 | |
-Mr Munro is here for that damaged shipment. -Yeah. | 0:53:56 | 0:53:59 | |
-Mr Moonro. -Munro. -Come with me, please, to the storage area. | 0:54:02 | 0:54:05 | |
-Is there a problem? -Your consignment has suffered some damage. -Oh, no! | 0:54:05 | 0:54:09 | |
Why the heck did I bother to paint these arrows on the side of it? | 0:54:10 | 0:54:14 | |
That's the way it was delivered here unfortunately. | 0:54:14 | 0:54:17 | |
-What happened to it? -My information is that ten tonnes of fertiliser | 0:54:17 | 0:54:20 | |
-was inadvertently loaded on top. I'd sue the shipping company. -Sue? | 0:54:20 | 0:54:25 | |
I haven't got time to waste my bloomin' life suing anybody! | 0:54:25 | 0:54:28 | |
Get some of your blokes to pull this right side up | 0:54:28 | 0:54:31 | |
so I can get in to the motorcycle and see what damage has been done. | 0:54:31 | 0:54:35 | |
All right, fellas. Let's get it unwrapped. | 0:54:35 | 0:54:39 | |
Tail's all right. | 0:54:41 | 0:54:43 | |
No damage so far. No damage at all. | 0:54:48 | 0:54:52 | |
-Good! -Lucky it was packed so well. -Yes, a bloomin' miracle! | 0:54:53 | 0:54:57 | |
Well, the, er, old Indian lives to fight another day! | 0:55:00 | 0:55:03 | |
Thanks a million, Tina. I don't know what I'd have done | 0:55:09 | 0:55:12 | |
without you today. You're the real salt of the Earth, you know that? | 0:55:12 | 0:55:16 | |
-You wouldn't like to come home to mi casa for dinner? -No, I can't, love. | 0:55:16 | 0:55:19 | |
-I'll cook you a meal. -No, gotta get out of Dodge, as they say. | 0:55:19 | 0:55:23 | |
-OK, my good friend from Kiwiland. Stay in touch, won't you? -I will. | 0:55:23 | 0:55:27 | |
-Here's my phone number. -OK. -Call and tell me how you're doin'. | 0:55:27 | 0:55:30 | |
-Well, can I call collect? -You can try. | 0:55:30 | 0:55:34 | |
-It's a good job I think you're a woman. -I am a woman. | 0:55:40 | 0:55:43 | |
Yeah, right. Ta-ra, love. See ya. | 0:55:43 | 0:55:46 | |
HONKS HORN | 0:55:50 | 0:55:52 | |
HONKS HORN | 0:56:04 | 0:56:07 | |
-Morning. -Morning. | 0:56:12 | 0:56:14 | |
HE GROANS | 0:56:14 | 0:56:15 | |
Fill her up, will you, please? | 0:56:15 | 0:56:17 | |
-Regular or ethyl? -Who's Ethel? | 0:56:17 | 0:56:21 | |
All right, er... I'll take ethyl. | 0:56:21 | 0:56:25 | |
-Hi, young fella. -Hello. Is this a rocket ship? | 0:56:31 | 0:56:34 | |
-What? -Is this a rocket ship? | 0:56:34 | 0:56:37 | |
I hope so. | 0:56:37 | 0:56:39 | |
RATTLES AND SQUEAKS | 0:56:47 | 0:56:50 | |
Agh! | 0:57:00 | 0:57:02 | |
TYRES SQUEAL | 0:57:02 | 0:57:03 | |
Oh, gosh... | 0:57:16 | 0:57:18 | |
What's happened to you? | 0:57:24 | 0:57:27 | |
Oh, well. | 0:57:30 | 0:57:33 | |
Let's have a look at you. | 0:57:35 | 0:57:38 | |
HE GROANS | 0:57:38 | 0:57:40 | |
Gotcha! | 0:57:52 | 0:57:54 | |
Hey, come on. | 0:57:56 | 0:57:58 | |
I thought we were going to make it, you and me. | 0:58:08 | 0:58:11 | |
And now look what's happened. | 0:58:11 | 0:58:14 | |
HE GASPS | 0:58:14 | 0:58:16 | |
HE GROANS | 0:58:29 | 0:58:32 | |
HE GASPS | 0:58:41 | 0:58:43 | |
-Hello, mate. -Got a problem? | 0:59:03 | 0:59:06 | |
Yeah! Am I glad to see you. Yeah, I've, er, lost a wheel. | 0:59:06 | 0:59:10 | |
-Help me get my rig back on the road, will you? -OK, let me see. | 0:59:10 | 0:59:13 | |
My name's Burt, Burt Munro. | 0:59:13 | 0:59:17 | |
-Jake. -Jake? -Yeah. -You Indian? -Yes. | 0:59:17 | 0:59:20 | |
Well, this here could be the world's fastest Indian. | 0:59:20 | 0:59:23 | |
Well, at least until just now. She's a bit heavy mind you. | 0:59:23 | 0:59:27 | |
So let's take it easy. One, two, three... | 0:59:27 | 0:59:29 | |
THEY BOTH GROAN | 0:59:29 | 0:59:30 | |
HE GASPS Do you live round here, Jake? | 0:59:30 | 0:59:33 | |
-Burt? -Huh? | 0:59:47 | 0:59:49 | |
What do you wanna ride that contraption for? | 0:59:49 | 0:59:52 | |
That's a good question. | 0:59:52 | 0:59:54 | |
Er... I guess the reward is in the, er, doing of it, you know? | 0:59:54 | 1:00:00 | |
Jake, I'm dying for a pee. Where do I go? | 1:00:01 | 1:00:04 | |
That little building back there. | 1:00:04 | 1:00:07 | |
-I got a touch of prostate trouble, you know? -I have similar problems. | 1:00:07 | 1:00:11 | |
I thought you blokes would have some magic cure for that sort of thing. | 1:00:11 | 1:00:15 | |
-Well, we have. -Yeah? -One old remedy is ground-up dog balls. | 1:00:15 | 1:00:19 | |
-Oh, God! -But I prefer prostate trouble. -Yeah, I bet you do, mate. | 1:00:19 | 1:00:24 | |
Jake, gotta get going. Got to hit the road. | 1:00:30 | 1:00:33 | |
-Burt, I have something for you. -What's that, then? | 1:00:33 | 1:00:36 | |
-What's this? -For good luck. | 1:00:37 | 1:00:40 | |
Oh, yeah, piece of jewell... Never worn jewellery before. | 1:00:40 | 1:00:43 | |
Thanks, mate. Oh, I got something for you too. Hang about. | 1:00:43 | 1:00:47 | |
Right, er, let's see. | 1:00:48 | 1:00:51 | |
Yeah... I've got this. | 1:00:53 | 1:00:56 | |
-It's a spare one. I made it myself. -What do I do with this? | 1:00:56 | 1:00:59 | |
-You got a hacksaw? -Yeah. -Just slice the top off of it. | 1:00:59 | 1:01:03 | |
It'll make a great ashtray. Not that I approve of smoking mind you. | 1:01:03 | 1:01:07 | |
-Thank you very much. -Thanks a lot, mate. So long. | 1:01:07 | 1:01:09 | |
-Sorry we couldn't fix your trailer. -Oh, I'll get there somehow. -Burt? | 1:01:09 | 1:01:13 | |
-What? -For the prostate. -Ah! | 1:01:13 | 1:01:17 | |
Use with water, plenty of water. Tastes bad, really bad! | 1:01:17 | 1:01:21 | |
Dogs' balls, huh? | 1:01:21 | 1:01:23 | |
Well, thanks a lot, mate. See ya. Ta-ra! | 1:01:23 | 1:01:26 | |
HONKS HORN | 1:01:30 | 1:01:33 | |
HE KNOCKS ON DOOR | 1:02:23 | 1:02:24 | |
Hello! | 1:02:24 | 1:02:26 | |
Anyone home? | 1:02:29 | 1:02:32 | |
Hello! Hello, there! | 1:02:38 | 1:02:41 | |
I've had a spot of bother with my trailer. I lost a wheel. | 1:02:42 | 1:02:47 | |
-You're not from around these parts. -I'm from down there. | 1:02:48 | 1:02:51 | |
-What? -I'm from down under, the other side of the world. New Zealand! | 1:02:51 | 1:02:56 | |
Southernmost city in the British empire, called Invercargill. | 1:02:56 | 1:03:00 | |
-One of the most beautiful cities on Earth. -Hm. -Name's Burt Munro. | 1:03:00 | 1:03:04 | |
-Burt, Ada. -What? -Ada! | 1:03:04 | 1:03:08 | |
-Here she is. -Whoa-ho-ho...! | 1:03:09 | 1:03:12 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 1:03:12 | 1:03:14 | |
We got some problems here, yes, siree. | 1:03:16 | 1:03:19 | |
-Yeah. -I tell you what you need to do. | 1:03:19 | 1:03:21 | |
Cannibalise the stub axle off that old Ford right there. | 1:03:21 | 1:03:25 | |
-OK. -Lucky for you I got welding gear. We'll get a wheel on pronto. -Good! | 1:03:25 | 1:03:29 | |
Yeah, that's got it. | 1:03:38 | 1:03:41 | |
-When you've, er...finished there - -Yeah? | 1:03:41 | 1:03:45 | |
I got something that I wanna show you. | 1:03:45 | 1:03:48 | |
-What's that? -Ohhhhh...never you mind. | 1:03:48 | 1:03:52 | |
-You just get that wheel on there right. -Yeah. | 1:03:52 | 1:03:57 | |
-Why did you bring me out here? -I, er, I wanna show you this. | 1:04:07 | 1:04:12 | |
-What? -Right here. | 1:04:12 | 1:04:14 | |
-Oh, yeah. -Yeah. | 1:04:15 | 1:04:18 | |
I, er... | 1:04:18 | 1:04:20 | |
I laid my old boy to rest 12 years ago next week. | 1:04:20 | 1:04:24 | |
-Oh, yeah? -And I sure do miss him. | 1:04:24 | 1:04:27 | |
-I sure do miss the old boy. -"He did his level best." | 1:04:27 | 1:04:31 | |
-He did! -I always figured a man's like a blade of grass. | 1:04:31 | 1:04:36 | |
He grows up in the spring strong and healthy and green | 1:04:36 | 1:04:39 | |
and, er, and he reaches middle age and he ripens as it were | 1:04:39 | 1:04:43 | |
and then, er...in the autumn he, like a blade of grass, | 1:04:43 | 1:04:47 | |
he finishes, just fades away and he never comes back. | 1:04:47 | 1:04:51 | |
And just like a blade of grass, | 1:04:51 | 1:04:54 | |
I think when you're dead, you're dead. | 1:04:54 | 1:04:57 | |
I always thought that, since I grew up. | 1:04:57 | 1:05:00 | |
-Is that your philosophy? -Well, I don't know. Yeah, I suppose it is. | 1:05:00 | 1:05:03 | |
When you get to my age these thoughts cross your mind sometimes, you know? | 1:05:03 | 1:05:07 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 1:05:07 | 1:05:08 | |
SNAKE HISSES AND RATTLES | 1:05:08 | 1:05:09 | |
JUMP! | 1:05:09 | 1:05:10 | |
-Agh! Agh! Agh! -Jump! Oh! Jump! | 1:05:10 | 1:05:13 | |
Oh, sideways, you fool! Sideways! | 1:05:13 | 1:05:16 | |
Oh, my God, man! Haven't you seen a snake before? | 1:05:16 | 1:05:19 | |
-No, we don't get snakes in New Zealand. -I ought to move there! | 1:05:19 | 1:05:22 | |
-Where's he going? -Damn rattlers! | 1:05:22 | 1:05:25 | |
-Any more around here? Ooh, God! -Fancy this. | 1:05:25 | 1:05:29 | |
You come all this way to bite the dust up at Boot Hill! | 1:05:29 | 1:05:33 | |
Yeah. Been a laugh, hasn't it? | 1:05:33 | 1:05:37 | |
Been a laugh... | 1:05:38 | 1:05:40 | |
Oh, my God! | 1:05:42 | 1:05:44 | |
-Hey, Burt? -Huh? | 1:05:44 | 1:05:48 | |
Where you going to sleep tonight? | 1:05:49 | 1:05:51 | |
I dunno, no idea. | 1:05:53 | 1:05:55 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 1:05:55 | 1:05:56 | |
I don't know. | 1:05:57 | 1:05:58 | |
I had a strange dream last night. | 1:06:17 | 1:06:20 | |
I dreamt about my late...twin brother. | 1:06:21 | 1:06:26 | |
Ernie. | 1:06:26 | 1:06:28 | |
Yeah, I thought he was in the room here, looking down on us. | 1:06:29 | 1:06:33 | |
I guess it's all that, er, fun and games at the graveyard. | 1:06:34 | 1:06:39 | |
I suppose... Oh, well... | 1:06:42 | 1:06:46 | |
Getting old ain't for the faint of heart, I'll tell you that. | 1:06:46 | 1:06:49 | |
Oh, God! What you done to my back, Ada? | 1:06:49 | 1:06:52 | |
Ohhh! Ohhhh! | 1:06:52 | 1:06:55 | |
I am getting old. | 1:06:55 | 1:06:58 | |
Hey, come on, old girl, make me a cup of tea. I gotta hit the road. | 1:06:59 | 1:07:03 | |
Ada, come on! You haven't died in your sleep, have you, old girl? | 1:07:03 | 1:07:06 | |
-Make me a cup of tea! -Hmm, come here, lover boy! | 1:07:06 | 1:07:09 | |
I'll make it myself, thanks. | 1:07:09 | 1:07:12 | |
Now, Burt, you promise me you going to pop in on your way back. | 1:07:16 | 1:07:19 | |
Because I can always use another little cuddle. | 1:07:19 | 1:07:23 | |
Yeah, that's what I said. That's what I intend to do. | 1:07:23 | 1:07:26 | |
There's many a good tune played on an old banjo, as they say! | 1:07:26 | 1:07:29 | |
-And what we don't use, we lose. -Yeah, that's what they say. | 1:07:29 | 1:07:32 | |
See ya. Ta-ra, darling. | 1:07:32 | 1:07:35 | |
And, er, may you have good luck with your Indian. | 1:07:35 | 1:07:38 | |
Yeah, you should say, "Break a leg". | 1:07:38 | 1:07:41 | |
See ya. | 1:07:42 | 1:07:44 | |
G'day. Boy, is it hot out there. | 1:08:02 | 1:08:06 | |
HE GASPS | 1:08:06 | 1:08:07 | |
I bet birds fly backwards here to keep dust out of their eyes. | 1:08:07 | 1:08:11 | |
-What can I get ya? -I'd like a cup of tea, please. | 1:08:11 | 1:08:14 | |
-Cup of tea? -Yeah. Best drink for quenching the thirst | 1:08:15 | 1:08:18 | |
-when the weather's hot. -We ain't seen a cup of tea in here ever! | 1:08:18 | 1:08:22 | |
We got Coors, we got Miller or Coke. | 1:08:22 | 1:08:25 | |
-And whiskey. -Oh. | 1:08:25 | 1:08:28 | |
Well, I'll have Coke, then. | 1:08:28 | 1:08:30 | |
-You know, er, smoking's bad for you, don't you? -Is that so? | 1:08:34 | 1:08:39 | |
Yeah. Personally I don't smoke and I don't drink. | 1:08:39 | 1:08:42 | |
I had the right education from my dad on that. He was like King James I, | 1:08:42 | 1:08:46 | |
a great anti-smoking man. | 1:08:46 | 1:08:48 | |
FLY BUZZES | 1:08:48 | 1:08:49 | |
-Sounds like you're on a one-man crusade there, Grandpa. -Yeah. | 1:08:49 | 1:08:53 | |
You're born with one pair of lungs, so why destroy them with that muck? | 1:08:53 | 1:08:56 | |
Hm. Where you from? Where's your home town? | 1:08:56 | 1:08:59 | |
-You English? -Heavens, no! I'm no pommie. | 1:08:59 | 1:09:02 | |
-I'm from, er, Invercargill in New Zealand. -Where? | 1:09:02 | 1:09:06 | |
Invercargill. Er, I-N-V-E-R-C-A-R-G-I-L-L. | 1:09:06 | 1:09:11 | |
I spell it with one L sometimes to save ink. | 1:09:11 | 1:09:14 | |
-Huh... -Got any of those critters over there? | 1:09:16 | 1:09:20 | |
Oh, yes. Much bigger, though. We breed them down there on big farms. | 1:09:20 | 1:09:23 | |
And, er, cut off their antlers and send them over to Hong Kong. | 1:09:23 | 1:09:27 | |
And they grind the antlers into dust and, er, they eat that stuff. | 1:09:27 | 1:09:31 | |
Um, it must be some sort of, er, aphrodisiac or something... | 1:09:31 | 1:09:36 | |
-Puts lead in your pencil! -You could do with some of that, eh, Leroy? | 1:09:36 | 1:09:40 | |
ALL CHUCKLE | 1:09:40 | 1:09:41 | |
Yeah, Leroy! | 1:09:41 | 1:09:43 | |
-Your girlfriend? -Wife. | 1:09:43 | 1:09:46 | |
Ohh! Oh, dear! | 1:09:46 | 1:09:49 | |
HE GROANS | 1:09:52 | 1:09:54 | |
-Ohhh. Agh! -You all right? | 1:09:54 | 1:09:56 | |
HE GASPS | 1:10:04 | 1:10:05 | |
Agh! | 1:10:05 | 1:10:07 | |
HE GASPS AND PANTS | 1:10:09 | 1:10:11 | |
PILLS RATTLE | 1:10:12 | 1:10:14 | |
Oh, God! | 1:10:14 | 1:10:15 | |
Oh, crikey! | 1:10:16 | 1:10:18 | |
HE GASPS AND GROANS | 1:10:20 | 1:10:22 | |
Did you decide to leave Jackie a tip after all? | 1:10:29 | 1:10:32 | |
BURT GRUNTS | 1:10:32 | 1:10:35 | |
Look, sir, if you're not feeling well, | 1:10:35 | 1:10:38 | |
-you should drop into the hospital in the next town. -Oh, right. | 1:10:38 | 1:10:42 | |
Right... | 1:10:43 | 1:10:44 | |
-Pull down your window. -Eh? | 1:11:19 | 1:11:22 | |
-What's the problem? -You're parked illegally. | 1:11:25 | 1:11:29 | |
-Oh. -You're a danger to passing traffic. | 1:11:29 | 1:11:32 | |
-Am I? -Let's see your driver's licence. | 1:11:32 | 1:11:34 | |
Yeah, all right. | 1:11:34 | 1:11:37 | |
Here you are. | 1:11:38 | 1:11:40 | |
HE MUTTERS | 1:11:42 | 1:11:44 | |
-Where are you from? -I'm from New Zealand. | 1:11:46 | 1:11:48 | |
That's the Land of the Long White Cloud, | 1:11:48 | 1:11:51 | |
-Aotearoa, home of the Kiwi bird. -I don't care if you're from Mars, | 1:11:51 | 1:11:56 | |
-you cannot stop here. -All right. | 1:11:56 | 1:11:59 | |
You cannot stop on the side of this road. You're parked illegally. | 1:11:59 | 1:12:02 | |
OK, well, I'm sorry. I, I was having a bit of a heart attack | 1:12:02 | 1:12:06 | |
and, er, well recovering from one, anyway... | 1:12:06 | 1:12:09 | |
-Yeah, well, next time how about we stop at a proper rest area? -All right. | 1:12:09 | 1:12:13 | |
-My name's Burt Munro. -OK. -Sorry about that. | 1:12:13 | 1:12:17 | |
-Oil's OK. -Thank you. -That's all right, sir. | 1:12:23 | 1:12:26 | |
Excuse me? Hi there. | 1:12:26 | 1:12:29 | |
-Hi. -Listen, I, er, I was wondering if I could catch a ride. | 1:12:29 | 1:12:33 | |
My car, she just broke down and I'm trying to get to Salt Lake City. | 1:12:33 | 1:12:37 | |
I'm only going as far as Wendover. That's where I'm stopping. | 1:12:37 | 1:12:40 | |
-Anything'd be better than nothing. -Ain't that the truth. Hop in, mate. | 1:12:40 | 1:12:44 | |
Thank you. | 1:12:44 | 1:12:46 | |
I, er, I'm going to go see my girlfriend. | 1:12:47 | 1:12:50 | |
She just moved from LA to Salt Lake. | 1:12:50 | 1:12:52 | |
-Oh, yeah? -I'm home on leave from Nam. | 1:12:52 | 1:12:55 | |
-Where? -Vietnam. -Oh, yeah. -Yeah. | 1:12:55 | 1:12:58 | |
Hey, what is that you got strapped on back there? | 1:12:58 | 1:13:01 | |
Ah, that, young fellow, is a...an Indian. | 1:13:01 | 1:13:05 | |
Motorcycle. | 1:13:06 | 1:13:07 | |
So, what are you doing in Vietnam? | 1:13:07 | 1:13:10 | |
-I'm involved in Operation Ranch Hand. -What's that? | 1:13:10 | 1:13:13 | |
-Farming or something? -Oh, no, not exactly. | 1:13:13 | 1:13:16 | |
We just started this programme. We are spraying the jungle from the air | 1:13:16 | 1:13:20 | |
with herbicides so the Viet Cong don't have any place to hide. Right? | 1:13:20 | 1:13:25 | |
Agent Orange, we call this stuff. It comes in these big orange drums. | 1:13:25 | 1:13:29 | |
Oh, yeah? How is it working out? | 1:13:29 | 1:13:32 | |
Um... well, I'm home on two weeks' leave. | 1:13:32 | 1:13:36 | |
Then I gotta get back. We should have this war done in six months. | 1:13:36 | 1:13:39 | |
That's what they keep telling us. Can't wait to get my ass outta there | 1:13:39 | 1:13:43 | |
-to tell you the truth. -Yeah, I remember the Great War of 1914. | 1:13:43 | 1:13:48 | |
I was about your age. That's what they kept telling everyone. | 1:13:48 | 1:13:52 | |
"Soon be over." | 1:13:53 | 1:13:55 | |
20 million dead and four years later it was still going on. | 1:13:55 | 1:13:58 | |
Not as bad as the big flu epidemic, though. | 1:13:58 | 1:14:02 | |
Killed 21 million that did, or maybe more. | 1:14:02 | 1:14:05 | |
Every day when I left to go to work | 1:14:06 | 1:14:08 | |
my mum would spray some formalin on my shirt... | 1:14:08 | 1:14:12 | |
And, er, maybe that's why I didn't catch it. | 1:14:12 | 1:14:15 | |
Or maybe I was just lucky. You never know. | 1:14:15 | 1:14:18 | |
HE SIGHS | 1:14:18 | 1:14:20 | |
-Knock on wood. -Yeah. | 1:14:20 | 1:14:22 | |
You know, life's a funny thing. | 1:14:24 | 1:14:26 | |
You never know what's round the corner, do you? | 1:14:26 | 1:14:29 | |
"Your shaving brush, | 1:14:29 | 1:14:32 | |
"let it stay." | 1:14:32 | 1:14:34 | |
BOTH: "Why not shave... the modern way." | 1:14:34 | 1:14:38 | |
"Burma-Shave". | 1:14:40 | 1:14:42 | |
BOTH: "If she doesn't kiss you... like she used to, | 1:14:43 | 1:14:46 | |
"perhaps she's seen some smoother rooster"! | 1:14:46 | 1:14:50 | |
"Burma-Shave"! | 1:14:50 | 1:14:53 | |
"These signs we dedicate... | 1:14:53 | 1:14:55 | |
"..to men who've had no date of late"! | 1:14:56 | 1:15:01 | |
"Burma-Shave"! | 1:15:01 | 1:15:03 | |
There, that's us. Or you anyway. | 1:15:03 | 1:15:06 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 1:15:06 | 1:15:07 | |
Look at that! | 1:15:12 | 1:15:13 | |
Oh, that's a cowboy and a half! | 1:15:13 | 1:15:16 | |
Thought I'd come up to the salt with you. I'd like to be there | 1:15:19 | 1:15:22 | |
-the first time you see it. It's only a couple of miles. -All right, then. | 1:15:22 | 1:15:25 | |
-That sounds good. -There's lot of people in town for Speed Week, huh? | 1:15:25 | 1:15:29 | |
Yeah, looks like it. | 1:15:29 | 1:15:31 | |
Oh, this is it, Burt. You can, er, take a left right up here. | 1:15:32 | 1:15:36 | |
Here? | 1:15:36 | 1:15:38 | |
I'm at Bonneville! Mate, I can't believe it! | 1:15:48 | 1:15:52 | |
I mean, I'm here, I've made it! | 1:15:52 | 1:15:55 | |
I've made it! | 1:15:55 | 1:15:57 | |
All my life I wanted to do something big. | 1:16:23 | 1:16:26 | |
Something bigger and better than all the other jokers. | 1:16:27 | 1:16:31 | |
And this is it, Bonneville. | 1:16:31 | 1:16:33 | |
This is the place where...big things happen. | 1:16:33 | 1:16:38 | |
Do you realise, Rusty, the fastest man has ever gone on land is here? | 1:16:41 | 1:16:45 | |
Right here where we are now? | 1:16:45 | 1:16:48 | |
HE GASPS | 1:16:49 | 1:16:51 | |
Malcolm Campbell did it here with Bluebird. | 1:16:51 | 1:16:54 | |
First guy to go over 300mph. | 1:16:55 | 1:16:57 | |
And then later his son, Donald, was here with Proteus. | 1:16:57 | 1:17:00 | |
He crashed at 350mph and lived to tell the tale. | 1:17:00 | 1:17:03 | |
John Cobb was here... | 1:17:05 | 1:17:08 | |
First guy to go over 400mph. | 1:17:08 | 1:17:11 | |
All the great attempts... | 1:17:12 | 1:17:14 | |
George Eyston with Thunderbolt | 1:17:14 | 1:17:17 | |
and, er, Mickey Thompson with Challenger. | 1:17:17 | 1:17:20 | |
I'm telling you, Rusty, this place is holy ground, mate. | 1:17:23 | 1:17:27 | |
Holy ground... | 1:17:27 | 1:17:29 | |
And I made it here. | 1:17:30 | 1:17:32 | |
Well, Burt, thanks a million. I'll look for you in the record books. | 1:18:00 | 1:18:04 | |
-You take care over there in Vietnam, won't you? -I'll be trying. | 1:18:04 | 1:18:08 | |
-Drive safe. -Yeah. -See ya. -See ya. | 1:18:08 | 1:18:12 | |
HE GASPS | 1:18:57 | 1:19:00 | |
God! | 1:19:25 | 1:19:26 | |
HE GASPS | 1:19:35 | 1:19:36 | |
Ohh! | 1:19:36 | 1:19:38 | |
Oh, God! | 1:19:38 | 1:19:40 | |
Jesus! Yeah...! | 1:19:54 | 1:19:57 | |
-G'day. -Hey, there. | 1:20:27 | 1:20:29 | |
-Going to be a great day. -Yeah. -Still. | 1:20:31 | 1:20:34 | |
-No wind. -Lovely day for a run. | 1:20:36 | 1:20:38 | |
-Salt's in good shape. -Yeah. Firm and dry. | 1:20:40 | 1:20:43 | |
Dead flat, no soft patches. Not like the beach. | 1:20:43 | 1:20:47 | |
Yeah, I can do it here. | 1:20:48 | 1:20:51 | |
Yep...this week. | 1:20:51 | 1:20:53 | |
-That's what we're here for. -Yeah. | 1:20:53 | 1:20:57 | |
-God, is that yours? -Yep. | 1:20:59 | 1:21:03 | |
Oh, she's a beauty! I bet she goes fast. | 1:21:03 | 1:21:08 | |
-That yours? -Yeah, it's an old Indian. | 1:21:09 | 1:21:11 | |
My name is Munro, Burt Munro, from down under - New Zealand. | 1:21:11 | 1:21:15 | |
-Long way from home. -Yeah. -Jim Moffit, San Jose, California. | 1:21:15 | 1:21:18 | |
-Nice to meet you, Burt. -Good to meet you, Jim. | 1:21:18 | 1:21:21 | |
ENGINE BOOMS | 1:21:21 | 1:21:23 | |
PA CHATTER | 1:21:23 | 1:21:26 | |
'Driven by Jim Moffit of San Jose, California.' | 1:21:27 | 1:21:31 | |
ENGINE BOOMS | 1:21:31 | 1:21:34 | |
ENGINE ROARS | 1:21:38 | 1:21:40 | |
CHATTER | 1:21:45 | 1:21:47 | |
Come on, let's go! | 1:21:48 | 1:21:51 | |
-Morning! -Hello. Burt Munro. -Mike. -Hello, Mike. | 1:21:58 | 1:22:02 | |
-Are you checked in? -No, not yet. | 1:22:02 | 1:22:05 | |
Well, you know, you gotta remove the shell before the tech inspection. | 1:22:05 | 1:22:09 | |
-Where do I check in? -Oh, it's just over there. | 1:22:09 | 1:22:12 | |
-Thanks, fellas. -OK. -Thank you. | 1:22:12 | 1:22:15 | |
I gotta see this. | 1:22:16 | 1:22:18 | |
Hello, I've, er, come to check in. | 1:22:18 | 1:22:20 | |
-Munro, Burt Munro. -Registration number? | 1:22:20 | 1:22:23 | |
-What...? -Registration number! I don't see your number here. | 1:22:24 | 1:22:28 | |
Oh, no, it's, er, number 35. | 1:22:28 | 1:22:31 | |
It's on the side of my motorcycle over there. | 1:22:31 | 1:22:34 | |
-And it's my lucky number. -Have you registered? | 1:22:34 | 1:22:37 | |
No. That's what I've come for. These two blokes sent me over here - | 1:22:37 | 1:22:41 | |
-Mike and someone else. -Sir, registration closed last month. | 1:22:41 | 1:22:45 | |
If you haven't registered, sorry, er, you just can't run. | 1:22:45 | 1:22:49 | |
I can't run? I mean, er... well, how was I supposed to know | 1:22:51 | 1:22:55 | |
I should have pre-registered? I've come a heck of a long way | 1:22:55 | 1:22:58 | |
to run my bike. I'm not going anywhere until I've done just that. | 1:22:58 | 1:23:01 | |
I've come all the way from New Zealand, you know? It's a long way. | 1:23:01 | 1:23:05 | |
-We don't make the rules. -An event like this doesn't just happen! | 1:23:05 | 1:23:08 | |
-Rules are rules. Closed July 31st. -But, crikey, I live in Invercargill! | 1:23:08 | 1:23:12 | |
It's halfway round the bloody Earth! | 1:23:12 | 1:23:15 | |
How was I to know these things? I don't know all this stuff! | 1:23:15 | 1:23:18 | |
-Sir, it's not our problem. -I thought I could turn up, have my bike timed. | 1:23:18 | 1:23:22 | |
-You don't have to call me sir. My name's Munro. -Sir, you thought wrong! | 1:23:22 | 1:23:25 | |
Here, Jim! Jim Moffit! | 1:23:34 | 1:23:37 | |
It's Burt Munro. Can you come over here, mate? | 1:23:37 | 1:23:40 | |
-Yeah, I'll be right back. -Need a bit of help. | 1:23:40 | 1:23:43 | |
-Hey, Burt, what's up? -Well, I need your help. | 1:23:43 | 1:23:46 | |
These blokes are telling me I can't run my bike | 1:23:46 | 1:23:49 | |
-because I'm not pre-registered. -You didn't register? | 1:23:49 | 1:23:52 | |
-No, I didn't know anything about it. -You know how it is, rules are rules! | 1:23:52 | 1:23:56 | |
-Burt, you should have registered months ago! -I didn't know! | 1:23:56 | 1:24:00 | |
I'll have a talk with them later, see if I can change their minds. | 1:24:00 | 1:24:03 | |
-Blood's worth bottling. -I don't know about that. | 1:24:03 | 1:24:06 | |
We can talk later. Maybe you can let him go through tech inspection, | 1:24:06 | 1:24:10 | |
get that outta the way just in case we can let him run. | 1:24:10 | 1:24:14 | |
You're askin' a lot. | 1:24:14 | 1:24:17 | |
Am I? | 1:24:17 | 1:24:19 | |
-OK. -All right! -What...? -Make me proud! | 1:24:22 | 1:24:25 | |
Thanks a lot. You gave me a bit of a fright there! | 1:24:25 | 1:24:29 | |
ENGINES RUMBLE | 1:24:29 | 1:24:31 | |
You know, these don't look like high-speed tyres. | 1:24:33 | 1:24:36 | |
-Well, they are high-speed tyres. -Look at these hairline cracks. | 1:24:36 | 1:24:39 | |
These tyres gotta be 25 years old. What happened to the tread? | 1:24:39 | 1:24:43 | |
-What? -I said, what happened to the tread? -Oh, I cut it off, | 1:24:43 | 1:24:46 | |
cut it off with a carving knife. | 1:24:46 | 1:24:49 | |
-Otherwise it wouldn't be a high-speed tyre! -What are you talking about? | 1:24:49 | 1:24:52 | |
Well, you gotta keep the weight down, haven't you? Otherwise at high speed | 1:24:52 | 1:24:56 | |
the centrifugal force would throw the tread right off, wouldn't it? | 1:24:56 | 1:25:00 | |
That tyre's safe up to 300mph, I guarantee it. | 1:25:00 | 1:25:03 | |
-These are high-speed tyres and I made 'em. -You'll have to replace them. | 1:25:03 | 1:25:06 | |
The suspension is a leaf spring. I mean, can we pass that? | 1:25:06 | 1:25:10 | |
Last leaf spring on a motorcycle must have been in the 1920s. | 1:25:10 | 1:25:13 | |
-It is 42 years old. -These brakes are completely inadequate. | 1:25:13 | 1:25:16 | |
I'm planning on going, not stopping. | 1:25:16 | 1:25:19 | |
-The brakes were old-fashioned 40 years ago. -Yeah. -What...? | 1:25:19 | 1:25:22 | |
-Is-Is this a hinge of a fence post?! -No, that's from an old kitchen door! | 1:25:22 | 1:25:25 | |
What... Let me just ask you, what-what is this? | 1:25:28 | 1:25:31 | |
It's a cork. What does it looks like? It's a cork from a brandy bottle. | 1:25:31 | 1:25:34 | |
Yeah, the thing is, it's, er, it's all about weight. | 1:25:34 | 1:25:37 | |
-The less weight, the faster you go. -Where's your chute? -What? | 1:25:37 | 1:25:40 | |
-Where's your parachute? -Oh, I'm not planning on bailing out! | 1:25:40 | 1:25:44 | |
-No, you gotta have a safety chute. -Well, I can't afford one. | 1:25:44 | 1:25:47 | |
These forks, if they give out, we got ourselves a real problem! | 1:25:47 | 1:25:50 | |
I think I'd have a bit of a problem that way, wouldn't I? | 1:25:50 | 1:25:53 | |
-Where's your fire suit? -What? -Fire suit? -Good heavens, man! | 1:25:53 | 1:25:57 | |
I don't intend to burst into flames! Always wear my old suit pants, | 1:25:57 | 1:26:00 | |
er, for good luck. If they were good enough to get married in, | 1:26:00 | 1:26:03 | |
they're good enough to ride this old girl in! I tuck them in like this... | 1:26:03 | 1:26:07 | |
You know, stop them getting caught in the chain? And Bob's your uncle! | 1:26:07 | 1:26:11 | |
-OK, so you got your suit pants. What you going to wear on top? -What? | 1:26:11 | 1:26:14 | |
-What do you intend to wear on top? -Yes, a black woollen shirt - | 1:26:14 | 1:26:19 | |
New Zealand wool, water resistant, fire resistant - and my bash hat. | 1:26:19 | 1:26:23 | |
-Your...your bash hat? -Bash hat? -Yeah. -Crash helmet. | 1:26:23 | 1:26:27 | |
You're crazy! You gotta wear at least a leather jacket on top! | 1:26:27 | 1:26:30 | |
If you put down on the salt, it's like coarse sandpaper. | 1:26:30 | 1:26:33 | |
-It's going to rub your head right off! -I couldn't get into the shell | 1:26:33 | 1:26:36 | |
with anything bulkier than my shirt. I mean, it's a tight fit in there. | 1:26:36 | 1:26:39 | |
-Straight out of the ark! -What did you say? -Straight out of the ark! | 1:26:39 | 1:26:44 | |
Don't be so cheeky! | 1:26:44 | 1:26:45 | |
MAN CHUCKLES What's your name, young man? | 1:26:45 | 1:26:47 | |
-MacFarlane, Mike MacFarlane. -Yeah, I knew a MacFarlane in Timaru. | 1:26:47 | 1:26:51 | |
You must be related to him cos he was a total prick! | 1:26:51 | 1:26:54 | |
Look, you don't even have a fire extinguisher installed! | 1:26:54 | 1:26:58 | |
MacFarlane used to give me milking machine parts to make sprockets with. | 1:26:58 | 1:27:01 | |
-Just, um, how old are you? -I don't know, he's about 35 - | 1:27:01 | 1:27:04 | |
-No, no, how old are you? -His brother owned a general store | 1:27:04 | 1:27:08 | |
down at a place called Bulls. That's a town in New Zealand. | 1:27:08 | 1:27:11 | |
-Sir, your machine is not safe. -I've been doing this for 43 years | 1:27:11 | 1:27:14 | |
-and I'm still here to tell the tale. -Well, you know, times change. | 1:27:14 | 1:27:17 | |
-We take planes, we don't ride horseback. -Horsepower - -Horseback. | 1:27:17 | 1:27:21 | |
-Horseback, yeah, I got you, yeah. -You're too old. | 1:27:21 | 1:27:24 | |
I may have saggy skin on the outside but inside I'm still 18 years old. | 1:27:24 | 1:27:28 | |
And I'd give you a run for your money, young fella! | 1:27:28 | 1:27:31 | |
-You need some help? -Oh, hello. | 1:27:31 | 1:27:34 | |
Rolly Free, Marty Dickerson, we're a couple of bike fans. | 1:27:34 | 1:27:37 | |
-Oh, Burt Munro from Kiwiland. -Pleasure, Burt. | 1:27:37 | 1:27:41 | |
-THEY BOTH LAUGH -You got me good there! | 1:27:42 | 1:27:45 | |
-Where are you staying? -Well, that's my salubrious accommodation. | 1:27:45 | 1:27:48 | |
-I usually sleep at night on the -back seat. Salubrious, you say, Munro? | 1:27:48 | 1:27:52 | |
We been hearing a lot about you. | 1:27:52 | 1:27:55 | |
Sounds like you're cutting your finances mighty fine. | 1:27:55 | 1:27:58 | |
-You can say that again. -We're up at the Western Ridge. | 1:27:58 | 1:28:01 | |
Why don't you drive by? It looks as though you could use a good shower. | 1:28:01 | 1:28:04 | |
-And I bet that there's a spare bed there, too. -Thanks a lot. | 1:28:04 | 1:28:08 | |
-You Yanks are classic, you know that? -You don't catch me that easily! | 1:28:08 | 1:28:11 | |
SPLASHING | 1:28:11 | 1:28:14 | |
-Hey, Burt! -Hello. | 1:28:17 | 1:28:20 | |
The front forks could go at any time, | 1:28:21 | 1:28:24 | |
the suspension is right outta the 1920s. | 1:28:24 | 1:28:26 | |
He got hairline cracks all over his tyres. | 1:28:26 | 1:28:29 | |
-He's got no fire extinguisher, no safety chute... -I told you, | 1:28:29 | 1:28:32 | |
if it's a time problem, I'll give you some of my time. | 1:28:32 | 1:28:35 | |
-It's not a time problem, it's a bike problem! -We ought to let him run. | 1:28:35 | 1:28:39 | |
-He came from New Zealand to do this! -Have you looked at his machine? | 1:28:39 | 1:28:44 | |
-The man's the genuine article. -The bike is a genuine dinosaur! | 1:28:44 | 1:28:48 | |
Look, we carry the can for the decisions around here. | 1:28:48 | 1:28:51 | |
If the old fart kills himself, we'll have a helluva lot of trouble on our hands! | 1:28:51 | 1:28:56 | |
Yeah, sounds like we're a bunch of chickens if you want my opinion. | 1:28:56 | 1:29:00 | |
His bike didn't even come close to passing tech inspection, Jim! | 1:29:00 | 1:29:05 | |
-KNOCK AT DOOR -Burt. | 1:29:13 | 1:29:15 | |
Hello, Jim, come in. | 1:29:15 | 1:29:17 | |
-Rolly Free said I could find you here. -Yeah. He's the best. | 1:29:17 | 1:29:21 | |
He's a real gentlemen. He set me up in this place for nothing. | 1:29:21 | 1:29:24 | |
-What are you doing? -Well, the soft shoe polish fills in the cracks, | 1:29:27 | 1:29:31 | |
makes the tyres look spick and span, good as new. | 1:29:31 | 1:29:34 | |
-Cheaper than new ones anyway. -I didn't see that. | 1:29:34 | 1:29:38 | |
Well...? Can I run? | 1:29:40 | 1:29:43 | |
I'm sorry, Burt. | 1:29:45 | 1:29:47 | |
Ohhhh... Who the heck do they think they are? | 1:29:51 | 1:29:55 | |
Crikey, Jim, I'm, you know, I'm not trying to run a mile in four minutes. | 1:29:56 | 1:30:00 | |
All I gotta do is sit there and open up the throttle... | 1:30:00 | 1:30:03 | |
I mean, after all, it's my ruddy life, isn't it? | 1:30:03 | 1:30:06 | |
I mean, can't you do anything? I mean, er, I just want to | 1:30:06 | 1:30:10 | |
try and get it to go over 200. Just once, that's all. | 1:30:10 | 1:30:13 | |
Once I've cracked 200, I'll be happy to piss off back to New Zealand | 1:30:13 | 1:30:16 | |
and Bob's your uncle. You're a well-respected man round here. | 1:30:16 | 1:30:19 | |
-Couldn't you talk to them? -I tried. | 1:30:19 | 1:30:23 | |
You've got as much chance of writing yourself off as I, you know that. | 1:30:24 | 1:30:27 | |
Just talk to them again. I know they'll listen to you, mate. | 1:30:27 | 1:30:32 | |
-OK, Burt, I'll try. See ya tomorrow. -OK. | 1:30:35 | 1:30:38 | |
Agh! | 1:30:38 | 1:30:40 | |
HE WINCES | 1:30:40 | 1:30:41 | |
I mean, I'm half the age of some of those characters out there. | 1:30:41 | 1:30:46 | |
HE GROANS AND GASPS | 1:30:47 | 1:30:50 | |
What's that? | 1:30:50 | 1:30:52 | |
That's just indigestion. | 1:30:52 | 1:30:54 | |
Everyone wants us old buggers to curl up in some quiet corner and die. | 1:31:00 | 1:31:04 | |
Well, Burt Munro is not ready to finish yet, I'll tell ya that, mate. | 1:31:04 | 1:31:09 | |
I'll give it a shot but I'm not promising anything. | 1:31:12 | 1:31:14 | |
Thanks, mate. Thanks a lot. | 1:31:14 | 1:31:17 | |
ENGINE THUNDERS | 1:31:18 | 1:31:21 | |
-PA: -'The famous Mickey Thompson car, Challenger I.' | 1:31:21 | 1:31:25 | |
ENGINE ROARS | 1:31:25 | 1:31:28 | |
-Where's he going? -Didn't Jim tell him? | 1:31:34 | 1:31:37 | |
-He says he did. -Then, what's he doing here? | 1:31:37 | 1:31:40 | |
-Why won't ya let him run? -Hey, he's too old. And his bike's too old. | 1:31:40 | 1:31:44 | |
From what I hear he's come halfway round the world to ride that cycle. | 1:31:44 | 1:31:47 | |
-Come on! -Wendy, if he was to kill himself. -So? It's his life! | 1:31:47 | 1:31:52 | |
-Keep an eye out for those officials. -Are you sure you wanna do this? | 1:31:52 | 1:31:55 | |
-I don't think it's a good idea. -If we're going to do this damn thing, | 1:31:55 | 1:31:59 | |
-we gotta hurry. -All right, let's go. Here's your helmet. | 1:31:59 | 1:32:03 | |
Here's your goggles. Come on, Burt, we gotta go. | 1:32:03 | 1:32:06 | |
-Yeah, right. -Put 'em on, put 'em on, put 'em on! | 1:32:06 | 1:32:09 | |
Go, go, come on! | 1:32:13 | 1:32:15 | |
-OK, let's go. Push! -Hey! -Push! Go fast! | 1:32:18 | 1:32:21 | |
-Hey, you can't... Hey, you can't do that! -C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! | 1:32:21 | 1:32:25 | |
ENGINE BOOMS | 1:32:25 | 1:32:26 | |
-Whoa, hey! -Who, whoa, whoa, hey! Hang on! | 1:32:26 | 1:32:29 | |
MAN WHISTLES | 1:32:29 | 1:32:32 | |
-Hey! -Hey, where you going' with that? | 1:32:32 | 1:32:34 | |
Hey! | 1:32:34 | 1:32:36 | |
ENGINE BOOMS | 1:32:36 | 1:32:37 | |
Stop! Stop, stop, stop! What the hell are you doin', Burt?! | 1:32:39 | 1:32:43 | |
-Huh? -What the hell are you doin'?! -Just getting her warmed up. | 1:32:43 | 1:32:47 | |
Didn't look like you were warming it up! He was takin' it for a run! | 1:32:47 | 1:32:51 | |
Bob. Oh, boy! | 1:32:51 | 1:32:53 | |
-That is the most determined man I've ever seen in my life! -Yeah! | 1:32:55 | 1:32:58 | |
-Jesus! -I kind of feel sorry for the old coot! | 1:32:58 | 1:33:02 | |
HE GASPS | 1:33:02 | 1:33:03 | |
Coming all this way, huh? | 1:33:03 | 1:33:05 | |
Isn't there a way we can accommodate him? There can't be much risk there. | 1:33:05 | 1:33:08 | |
His bike'd be lucky if it did 70! | 1:33:08 | 1:33:11 | |
What do you say, why don't we bend the rules this once, huh? | 1:33:12 | 1:33:15 | |
-Jesus! -Burt! -Yeah? | 1:33:17 | 1:33:20 | |
Bob and I had a little chat | 1:33:22 | 1:33:23 | |
and we're thinking we're going to organise a handling run for ya. | 1:33:23 | 1:33:27 | |
-Yeah? What? -A handling run. All the officials, | 1:33:27 | 1:33:31 | |
-we're going to get in our vehicles... -You're joking, no? -No, I'm not. | 1:33:31 | 1:33:34 | |
We're going to follow behind ya and see if you're OK to ride this beast. | 1:33:34 | 1:33:37 | |
-Course I'm OK to ride it! -First thing tomorrow, bright and early. | 1:33:37 | 1:33:41 | |
-Well, thanks, fellas. -Knock 'em dead. -Oh, my luck's changed, then. | 1:33:43 | 1:33:47 | |
-Go get 'em, guys. -All right? | 1:33:47 | 1:33:50 | |
-You all right? -Yeah! -Don't hurt yourself! | 1:33:50 | 1:33:54 | |
OK, everyone listen up! This is what we're going to do. | 1:34:04 | 1:34:08 | |
-Burt, you're going to get rolling. -Right. -Ride slowly along. | 1:34:08 | 1:34:11 | |
-We'll jump in our vehicles, follow you down the track. -All right. | 1:34:11 | 1:34:15 | |
-See if you can handle this thing. -I'll handle her all right! -Got that? | 1:34:15 | 1:34:18 | |
-Yeah. -OK. -I got room for one. | 1:34:18 | 1:34:20 | |
-CHATTER -Let's get in the cars. | 1:34:20 | 1:34:22 | |
-Hope he doesn't make a fool of himself. -Yeah. | 1:34:44 | 1:34:46 | |
-Here we go. -In there, OK... -All right, I'm ready! | 1:34:51 | 1:34:54 | |
Let's go! | 1:34:54 | 1:34:55 | |
THEY ALL GRUNT Push it! | 1:34:55 | 1:34:57 | |
-ENGINE BOOMS -Whoooo! | 1:34:57 | 1:35:00 | |
-GO, BURT! -Whoa! | 1:35:00 | 1:35:02 | |
ENGINE ROARS | 1:35:06 | 1:35:08 | |
60... 65, 70. | 1:35:24 | 1:35:28 | |
-Attaboy, Burt! -75! | 1:35:30 | 1:35:32 | |
There he goes up to 80! 80, 85... | 1:35:32 | 1:35:35 | |
90. | 1:35:39 | 1:35:40 | |
95! Look at that man go! | 1:35:48 | 1:35:50 | |
ENGINE ROAR INTENSIFIES | 1:35:52 | 1:35:54 | |
-Holy smoke! -He's leaving 'em behind! | 1:36:00 | 1:36:03 | |
What the hell is he up to? Nobody said he could give it everything. | 1:36:03 | 1:36:07 | |
-I guess that solves the question of whether he can handle it. -Doin' 95 | 1:36:07 | 1:36:10 | |
-and he left us in the dust! -Whooo! Look at him go! -ATTABOY, BURT! | 1:36:10 | 1:36:14 | |
ENGINE RUMBLES AND BOOMS | 1:36:39 | 1:36:42 | |
All right, grab hold of her! Hold her firm. Got it? | 1:36:52 | 1:36:56 | |
Don't let her go. | 1:36:56 | 1:36:58 | |
-Ah, that was a disaster! -Hey, Burt! -Huh? | 1:36:58 | 1:37:01 | |
-How'd it go? -Not good. | 1:37:01 | 1:37:04 | |
-So, what's the verdict? -When you opened up there in top gear, | 1:37:07 | 1:37:11 | |
-you sure left us in the dust. -I couldn't get it out of second gear. | 1:37:11 | 1:37:15 | |
And the plugs were oiling up so I had to feed it some more juice, | 1:37:15 | 1:37:18 | |
-you know, up the revs a little. -We'll see if you're telling us the truth. | 1:37:18 | 1:37:22 | |
Are you telling me I can officially run my bike and have it timed? | 1:37:24 | 1:37:27 | |
That's what I'm sayin', Burt. | 1:37:27 | 1:37:30 | |
You'll never know what this means to me. | 1:37:31 | 1:37:34 | |
25 years I've dreamed of this day, 25 years! | 1:37:34 | 1:37:37 | |
Sometimes you gotta bend the rules a little. Today's one of those days. | 1:37:37 | 1:37:41 | |
Thank you from the bottom of my heart, thank you! | 1:37:41 | 1:37:44 | |
-Hey, Burt! Burt! -What? | 1:37:44 | 1:37:48 | |
-Oh. -Look, what did they say? -What happened? | 1:37:50 | 1:37:52 | |
-They said I could run. -That's great! | 1:37:54 | 1:37:57 | |
-Yeah. -So why the long face, then? | 1:37:57 | 1:38:00 | |
Well, it's just starting to sink in and I got a big problem. | 1:38:00 | 1:38:04 | |
As soon as I go over 110, it starts to wobble like heck - | 1:38:04 | 1:38:07 | |
-and a bad speed wobble. -Bike did look about as stable as my ex-wife! | 1:38:07 | 1:38:11 | |
Yeah... | 1:38:11 | 1:38:14 | |
I got a theory and I think I'm right. | 1:38:14 | 1:38:16 | |
-I need about 20 car batteries. -20? -Yeah. | 1:38:16 | 1:38:20 | |
-Do you think it's OK to steal these batteries, Burt? -We're not stealing, | 1:38:20 | 1:38:24 | |
-we're souveniring! -Be careful with that acid right there. | 1:38:24 | 1:38:27 | |
-Right, what do we do with them now? -We gotta get a painter's blowtorch. | 1:38:27 | 1:38:31 | |
Painter's blowtorch? | 1:38:31 | 1:38:34 | |
-What are we going to do with all this metal, Burt? -When this cools down, | 1:38:35 | 1:38:39 | |
we'll have ourselves a lead brick. | 1:38:39 | 1:38:43 | |
What do you do with a lead brick? | 1:38:43 | 1:38:45 | |
-Place it in the front of the motorcycle. -That's your plan? -Yeah. | 1:38:45 | 1:38:50 | |
Well, you must get the centre of pressure behind the centre of gravity | 1:38:51 | 1:38:55 | |
and if you don't get it right, then, she'll start to fishtail | 1:38:55 | 1:38:58 | |
-as soon as you get her wound up. -What do you mean by fishtail? | 1:38:58 | 1:39:01 | |
Well, like a fish's behind, you know, it'll start doing that. | 1:39:01 | 1:39:05 | |
That's what happened today in the handling run. So in a panic | 1:39:05 | 1:39:08 | |
I lifted my head up from behind the, er, screen and suddenly | 1:39:08 | 1:39:12 | |
the bike started to go straight. And I knew somehow | 1:39:12 | 1:39:15 | |
that I'd solved the problem by sticking my head up into the wind. | 1:39:15 | 1:39:19 | |
-I don't get it. -Me neither. -Well, I'll show you. | 1:39:19 | 1:39:22 | |
-Let me have that. -Hey, hey, hey, hey! Gimme...! | 1:39:22 | 1:39:24 | |
-What are you doing?! -Now, imagine this cigar is, er, | 1:39:24 | 1:39:28 | |
-our streamliner. -Well, don't poke holes in the cigar! | 1:39:28 | 1:39:32 | |
Now, if I hold it in the middle and blow on it, like so... | 1:39:32 | 1:39:35 | |
See how unstable it is! | 1:39:36 | 1:39:39 | |
-Now, if I...shift the... -Not again...! | 1:39:39 | 1:39:42 | |
..centre of pressure here and blow on it... | 1:39:42 | 1:39:45 | |
You see, it's much more stable. | 1:39:50 | 1:39:52 | |
The centre of pressure is behind the centre of gravity. | 1:39:52 | 1:39:56 | |
-That's what I'm fixing with the lead brick. -You're quite clever, Burt, | 1:39:56 | 1:40:00 | |
-you know that? -Now, all I need to do is to test my theory | 1:40:00 | 1:40:03 | |
before I run on the salt. I was thinking of crossing over | 1:40:03 | 1:40:06 | |
the state line from here in Utah into Nevada, where there's no speed limit! | 1:40:06 | 1:40:10 | |
And, er, running the bike with a lead brick in the front of it. | 1:40:10 | 1:40:13 | |
ENGINE ROARS | 1:40:13 | 1:40:15 | |
SIREN BLARES | 1:40:36 | 1:40:39 | |
SIREN BLARES | 1:40:44 | 1:40:46 | |
-Morning. -Good morning. -Know how fast you were going back there? | 1:41:01 | 1:41:04 | |
Yeah, about, er...150, 160mph. | 1:41:04 | 1:41:09 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah, that sounds about right. | 1:41:10 | 1:41:13 | |
How's he going to talk his way outta this one? | 1:41:13 | 1:41:16 | |
He's sure got his ass in a sling this time, don't he? | 1:41:16 | 1:41:20 | |
So, what's the situation with this? You don't have licence plates on it. | 1:41:20 | 1:41:24 | |
-Well, it's registered in New Zealand. -New Zealand? -Yeah. | 1:41:24 | 1:41:27 | |
It's where I come from. | 1:41:27 | 1:41:30 | |
Right. You mean to tell me that this contraption of yours | 1:41:32 | 1:41:36 | |
-is registered for the road? -Yeah, in New Zealand. | 1:41:36 | 1:41:39 | |
New Zealand, right. Well, how about takin' it easy here in Nevada? | 1:41:39 | 1:41:44 | |
Having no speed limit don't mean we want people killin' themselves. | 1:41:44 | 1:41:48 | |
Right. Sounds fair enough to me. | 1:41:48 | 1:41:51 | |
-All right, you have a good day. -I will, thank you. -You bet. | 1:41:51 | 1:41:54 | |
Burt, everything OK? | 1:41:54 | 1:41:56 | |
Well, fellas, er, | 1:41:56 | 1:41:59 | |
we're going to have to give the lead brick the old Spanish archer. | 1:41:59 | 1:42:02 | |
-Spanish archer? -Yeah, the big elbow, you know? | 1:42:02 | 1:42:06 | |
The lead brick has gotta go. Whose stupid idea was that anyway?! | 1:42:06 | 1:42:10 | |
-It was yours! -Yeah... Well, I'm just going to have to, | 1:42:10 | 1:42:14 | |
-er, ride her the way she is. -What about that speed wobble? | 1:42:14 | 1:42:18 | |
Well, I'll cross that bridge when I get there. | 1:42:18 | 1:42:22 | |
-I've got another problem, too. -Yeah, what now? -When I get her going, | 1:42:22 | 1:42:26 | |
er, there's an enormous amount of heat coming off the exhaust pipe. | 1:42:26 | 1:42:30 | |
And I hope it doesn't cook my leg. | 1:42:30 | 1:42:34 | |
BURT CHUCKLES | 1:42:34 | 1:42:35 | |
Maybe you could wrap your leg in some, er, asbestos cloth. | 1:42:35 | 1:42:38 | |
-That should fix it, shouldn't it? -Yeah, good idea. | 1:42:38 | 1:42:40 | |
So, you got any more problems you wanna tell us about? Oh, yes! | 1:42:40 | 1:42:44 | |
-It's my old ticker. -You got a bad heart?! | 1:42:44 | 1:42:47 | |
Yeah, it's not that bad! | 1:42:47 | 1:42:49 | |
BURT CHUCKLES | 1:42:49 | 1:42:51 | |
-Hey, Burt? -Yeah? -I got a little surprise for you! | 1:42:51 | 1:42:54 | |
-What? -Close your eyes and give me your hand. | 1:42:54 | 1:42:57 | |
-What? -Just close your eyes! Come on. -What for? | 1:42:57 | 1:43:00 | |
Because I said so, mister, come on! | 1:43:00 | 1:43:03 | |
-Just keep walking. -You're not going to make a fool out of an old man, now? | 1:43:04 | 1:43:09 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 1:43:09 | 1:43:11 | |
-I'd never do that! -No? -Never! | 1:43:11 | 1:43:13 | |
Never, OK, OK, now turn around. | 1:43:13 | 1:43:16 | |
-Yeah. -All right. -Right. -Now, hold your hands out. | 1:43:16 | 1:43:19 | |
-Yeah. -Put that in your pocket. -All right. | 1:43:19 | 1:43:22 | |
-Good, good. -What you doing? -OK, you can open 'em. | 1:43:22 | 1:43:26 | |
ALL CHEER | 1:43:28 | 1:43:30 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 1:43:30 | 1:43:31 | |
ALL WHOOP AND WHISTLE | 1:43:37 | 1:43:40 | |
What are you all staring at? | 1:43:41 | 1:43:43 | |
ALL LAUGH | 1:43:43 | 1:43:45 | |
-What is this? -Burt, we've unanimously voted you here on the salt flats | 1:43:45 | 1:43:49 | |
Sportsman Of The Year because we figured | 1:43:49 | 1:43:52 | |
nobody has ever travelled as far as you have to be here for Speed Week. | 1:43:52 | 1:43:56 | |
So, normally we would present a trophy or something like that. | 1:43:56 | 1:44:00 | |
But we thought a few extra dollars would be more appreciated | 1:44:00 | 1:44:03 | |
so we passed the hat around. | 1:44:03 | 1:44:06 | |
Oh, my goodness. | 1:44:09 | 1:44:10 | |
Oh, I've no words. | 1:44:13 | 1:44:15 | |
-Oh. -We love you. | 1:44:15 | 1:44:17 | |
ALL CHEER | 1:44:17 | 1:44:18 | |
Well, thank you all. | 1:44:27 | 1:44:30 | |
I thank you all very much. I'm... | 1:44:30 | 1:44:32 | |
I'm sorry, I don't know what to...what to say. Erm... | 1:44:33 | 1:44:37 | |
Oh, dear. It's, er... quite overwhelming, you know? | 1:44:37 | 1:44:41 | |
It's a 25-years dream to come here. | 1:44:41 | 1:44:43 | |
Um... well, I shall try to, er... | 1:44:43 | 1:44:47 | |
..justify your respect. | 1:44:48 | 1:44:51 | |
You know, the original speed of my old bike was 54mph. | 1:44:51 | 1:44:56 | |
ALL LAUGH | 1:44:56 | 1:44:59 | |
Now, today I'm hoping to, um, improve it a little. | 1:44:59 | 1:45:03 | |
ALL WHOOP AND WHISTLE | 1:45:04 | 1:45:06 | |
ENGINE BOOMS | 1:45:10 | 1:45:13 | |
-PA: -'On the staring line now, car number 86, the Pumpkin Seed. | 1:45:13 | 1:45:17 | |
'Looks like it's ready to be pushed out.' | 1:45:17 | 1:45:20 | |
ENGINE ROARS | 1:45:22 | 1:45:25 | |
'The next competitor is Burt Munro, | 1:45:28 | 1:45:31 | |
'all the way from Invercargill, New Zealand. | 1:45:31 | 1:45:34 | |
'Burt Munro's entry was approved just yesterday.' | 1:45:34 | 1:45:39 | |
-OK, buddy. -No. Come on, tighten it up. | 1:45:44 | 1:45:47 | |
-Burt, where'd you get this stuff? -What? -Where'd you get this stuff? | 1:45:47 | 1:45:50 | |
I tore an old electric blanket apart and got the asbestos cloth out of it. | 1:45:50 | 1:45:54 | |
-Got those heart pills? -You OK? | 1:45:54 | 1:45:56 | |
Better take one. Yeah. | 1:45:56 | 1:45:58 | |
Yeah, they're almost ready. Guys, come on, let's go. | 1:45:58 | 1:46:02 | |
Bottle says, "May cause drowsiness, do not operate machinery"! | 1:46:03 | 1:46:06 | |
-I know that. -You're not supposed to take two of 'em anyway! | 1:46:06 | 1:46:10 | |
One for me, one for the old girl. | 1:46:10 | 1:46:13 | |
Nitro-glycerine, make her go faster! | 1:46:13 | 1:46:16 | |
Have some of this, love. | 1:46:16 | 1:46:18 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 1:46:18 | 1:46:19 | |
There ya go! | 1:46:21 | 1:46:23 | |
-Yeah, we're almost there. -All right, here we go. | 1:46:28 | 1:46:31 | |
-Hold it still. -Your goggles, huh? -What? -Put your goggles on. | 1:46:31 | 1:46:35 | |
I know. Calm down, for goodness' sake. | 1:46:35 | 1:46:37 | |
I can't... I can't get my leg in | 1:46:40 | 1:46:42 | |
because of, er, the asbestos cloth on it. | 1:46:42 | 1:46:46 | |
HE GRUNTS | 1:46:46 | 1:46:47 | |
OK. | 1:46:47 | 1:46:48 | |
-Let me take it off. -Well, what about your leg in the heat? | 1:46:52 | 1:46:55 | |
Screw it, I've got a spare one. | 1:46:55 | 1:46:58 | |
-All right, Burt. -Yeah. -Get those goggles... | 1:47:00 | 1:47:03 | |
-You know the way. -Course I know the way... -Make sure you come back. | 1:47:03 | 1:47:07 | |
Come on, let's go! Right, push! | 1:47:07 | 1:47:09 | |
-All right, come on, fellas! Push faster! -Go, Burt, light it up! | 1:47:11 | 1:47:15 | |
Keep running! ENGINE RUMBLES | 1:47:15 | 1:47:17 | |
-ENGINE REVS -Keep it straight! | 1:47:17 | 1:47:20 | |
-Come on, go, go, go! -Let's go, Burt! | 1:47:22 | 1:47:26 | |
-Whoo-hoo! -200mph. -Come on, Burt! | 1:47:30 | 1:47:33 | |
-You can do it, Burt! -He's got no parachute, he's got no brakes! | 1:47:33 | 1:47:37 | |
ENGINE ROARS | 1:47:37 | 1:47:40 | |
158.647. | 1:47:55 | 1:47:58 | |
'Mile one, 158.647mph.' | 1:47:58 | 1:48:02 | |
-Go, Burt! -Come on! -Go, Burt! | 1:48:02 | 1:48:04 | |
Make us proud, honey! | 1:48:04 | 1:48:07 | |
RATTLING AND RUMBLING | 1:48:13 | 1:48:16 | |
167.921. | 1:48:22 | 1:48:24 | |
-Mile two, 167.921mph. -Crank it, Burt! | 1:48:24 | 1:48:28 | |
-Come on, go, go! -Come on, Burt! | 1:48:28 | 1:48:31 | |
'Mile three, 171.371mph.' | 1:48:41 | 1:48:44 | |
Come on, come on, come on! | 1:48:44 | 1:48:47 | |
ENGINE BOOMS | 1:48:47 | 1:48:48 | |
BIKE RATTLES | 1:48:53 | 1:48:55 | |
'Mile four, 172.485mph.' | 1:48:57 | 1:49:00 | |
-ALL: Yeah! -Whoa! -Great going, Burt! -That's the one, c'mon! | 1:49:00 | 1:49:03 | |
'Mile five, 183.694mph.' | 1:49:05 | 1:49:08 | |
ALL SHRIEK AND CHEER | 1:49:08 | 1:49:10 | |
-Go! -Go! | 1:49:10 | 1:49:11 | |
BIKE RATTLES AND WHINES | 1:49:18 | 1:49:20 | |
193.728. | 1:49:26 | 1:49:29 | |
'Mile six, 193.728mph.' | 1:49:29 | 1:49:32 | |
-Yeah, that's it! Come on! -ALL SHOUT | 1:49:32 | 1:49:35 | |
-Come on, Burt, you can do it! -Six more, let's go! -C'mon, Burt! | 1:49:39 | 1:49:43 | |
-ENGINE BOOMS -'Mile seven, 194.211mph.' | 1:49:43 | 1:49:47 | |
Come on, Burt! | 1:49:47 | 1:49:50 | |
HE GROANS | 1:50:11 | 1:50:14 | |
HE GASPS | 1:50:31 | 1:50:32 | |
-(200...!) -What is it? | 1:50:32 | 1:50:34 | |
201.851. | 1:50:34 | 1:50:36 | |
'Mile eight, 201.851mph!' | 1:50:36 | 1:50:40 | |
ALL CHEER | 1:50:40 | 1:50:43 | |
Whooooo! | 1:50:43 | 1:50:46 | |
'Ladies and gentlemen, a new record! | 1:50:49 | 1:50:51 | |
'201.851mph!' | 1:50:51 | 1:50:55 | |
-'Burt, I hope you're stopping soon.' -He's goin' back! | 1:50:58 | 1:51:01 | |
-Back! -Back where? -To whatever planet he came from. | 1:51:01 | 1:51:04 | |
Cos he sure as hell ain't from this one! | 1:51:04 | 1:51:07 | |
BIKE RATTLES AND RUMBLES | 1:51:08 | 1:51:11 | |
Aaaaaaagh! | 1:51:20 | 1:51:22 | |
ENGINE PURRS | 1:51:30 | 1:51:32 | |
ENGINE RATTLES AND CEASES | 1:51:36 | 1:51:38 | |
HE GASPS | 1:51:41 | 1:51:43 | |
Agh! | 1:51:43 | 1:51:44 | |
HE GROANS | 1:51:46 | 1:51:48 | |
HE GROANS AND CHUCKLES | 1:51:54 | 1:51:56 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 1:51:57 | 1:51:59 | |
I really did toast my leg! | 1:51:59 | 1:52:00 | |
I did it! | 1:52:05 | 1:52:07 | |
I did it...! | 1:52:07 | 1:52:09 | |
HE GASPS | 1:52:11 | 1:52:13 | |
PHONE RINGS | 1:52:34 | 1:52:36 | |
Tom, can you get that? My hands are wet. | 1:52:38 | 1:52:40 | |
-Hello. -OPERATOR: -'This is the United States calling. | 1:52:45 | 1:52:48 | |
'I have a collect call from Mr Burt Munro, will you accept the charge?' | 1:52:48 | 1:52:51 | |
-Mum, it's Burt calling collect! -It is? Accept the call! | 1:52:51 | 1:52:55 | |
-My mum said we can accept the call. -'Go ahead, sir.' | 1:52:55 | 1:52:58 | |
-'Hello, Tom, is that you?' -Yes! -'It's me, Burt! | 1:52:58 | 1:53:02 | |
-'I did it, Tom! She's the world's fastest Indian!' -She is?! | 1:53:02 | 1:53:07 | |
Dad! Dad! Dad, he did it! | 1:53:07 | 1:53:10 | |
-Burt did it! -Hm? -He set a new record! | 1:53:10 | 1:53:14 | |
HORN HONKS | 1:53:14 | 1:53:16 | |
-Hey! -Hello, Frank, how are ya? -Ah, ya did it! | 1:53:30 | 1:53:33 | |
-Duncan. -Congratulations! -Hello, Jeff, thanks a lot, mate. | 1:53:33 | 1:53:36 | |
-Welcome home, Burt. -Hello, George! Oh, my goodness! | 1:53:36 | 1:53:39 | |
-You've made this place look spiffy, mate! -You've done us proud. | 1:53:39 | 1:53:43 | |
-Yeah! -You put Invercargill on the map! -I reckon so, yeah. | 1:53:43 | 1:53:46 | |
-So, what have you got planned now? -I've got a lot of work to do | 1:53:46 | 1:53:49 | |
-if I'm to get back to Bonneville next year! -So, more early mornings, then? | 1:53:49 | 1:53:54 | |
Yeah, more early mornings. Hello, love. | 1:53:54 | 1:53:57 | |
-Welcome home. -Nice to be back. | 1:53:57 | 1:54:00 | |
-Hello, Tom. -Hey, Burt. -How are ya, son? | 1:54:01 | 1:54:04 | |
Good to see ya. You're growing up a bit, huh? | 1:54:04 | 1:54:07 | |
-I looked after your lemon tree just like you told me. -You did, yeah! | 1:54:07 | 1:54:11 | |
It's looking good, too. | 1:54:11 | 1:54:14 | |
-Yeah, it's beautiful! -I fed the chickens. -You did? | 1:54:14 | 1:54:17 | |
-And Mum cooked all the eggs. -Oh, yeah? They taste good? | 1:54:17 | 1:54:21 | |
-Yep. -Yeah, good. You got the key? | 1:54:21 | 1:54:23 | |
-Here it is. -All right, thanks. -I took care of it. -I knew you would. | 1:54:23 | 1:54:27 | |
-How fast did you go? -Well, mighty fast. | 1:54:27 | 1:54:29 | |
On one of my runs I did over 200mph. | 1:54:29 | 1:54:32 | |
Whoa! What would happen if you opened your mouth at that speed? | 1:54:32 | 1:54:35 | |
It'd blow the backside out of your pants, I reckon. | 1:54:35 | 1:54:38 | |
Right, let's see... | 1:54:39 | 1:54:41 | |
Ahhh, nice to be home, | 1:54:41 | 1:54:44 | |
back in my shed. | 1:54:44 | 1:54:47 |