Pinocchio


Pinocchio

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"Once upon a time, there was a king," our viewers will say.

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No, kids.

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In this tale, there is a place where animals can speak,

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a child can look like a grown-up

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and very often, grown-ups can act like children.

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Once upon a time, there was a simple piece of wood.

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Oh, my goodness me. I can't see a thing, not a thing.

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Now, which way is it?

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Oh, dear. Perhaps my lady's right - I do need glasses.

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But I know they'll make me look old and I'm not old.

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And ugly. Heaven knows, I'm not ugly.

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Why is it always so dark in the evenings?

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Where does the sun go at night?

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I'll have to ask Madam to give me some light.

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How beautiful you are!

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Do butterflies make you happy, Medoro?

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Spreading joy is the best thing you can do in this world,

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isn't it?

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A thing that comes in to the world and spreads no joy or happiness

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might just as well never have been born at all.

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How long do butterflies live, Medoro?

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A butterfly, they say, never knows sorrow. It lives only one happy day and dies before the morrow.

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One thing I don't like about death,

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it lasts much too long. It should be the other way around.

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What do you mean?

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We'd die for just one day and then we'd live happily forever.

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HE CHUCKLES

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Have you ever died, Medoro?

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I haven't even finished being born yet.

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And anyway, there's no such thing as time, Madam Fairy.

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You're quite right, Medoro. Time doesn't exist.

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But now, it's time to go. It's getting late.

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Yes.

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Well, I'm not sure I remember the way.

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You don't remember, or you can't see?

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I'm very sorry to ask again, but could we possibly have a little more light?

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Just a twinkle more?

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If you must, Medoro.

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Thank you, Madam Fairy.

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Giddy up, my little ones!

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Boys, take it easy.

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BELLS CHIME

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Ooh! Hello?

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Stop, you hooligan!

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-It's a log!

-Arrest that log!

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Oh!

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Ah!

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-There it is.

-In disguise, huh?

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You don't fool me... Oof!

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Watch out!

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Oh! Look out! SCREAMING

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-NO!

-STOP!

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Why did it happen to my peaches?

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Watch out, it's headed this way!

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Oh, my word! Oh, my house! Oh, my head!

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-Stop, in the name of the law!

-I'm not sure that's going to work, officer. Leave it to me.

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-I'll catch it.

-If he thinks he's getting away with this, he doesn't think at all.

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DOG BARKS He's a log!

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You're a good-looking frame, I must say.

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And now, you know what? I'll just add a rose to you here, all right?

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You don't like the rose? As I expected. Let's make it a daisy.

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LOUD RUMBLING

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Good heavens, what was that?!

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Is there anyone there? This better not be a joke.

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Some rude little boy running wild in the street.

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Ah! What...? What the...?

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How did this...?

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Did someone lose...a log?

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Anyone?

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Aren't you a beautiful piece of pine?

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Let's see now, you'd make a nice hat rack.

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No... I could make a puppet with it.

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Yes, an acrobatic puppet that could do somersaults.

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Yeah. And who does what he's been told, yeah?

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Well, we'll start work immediately. You'll be the best puppet the world has ever seen.

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Come on, you'll be like the son I never had

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and take care of me when I'm older.

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Oh, what a fine puppet it's turning out to be.

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It's as if it's making itself. You'll be like the son I never had

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and take care of me when I'm older.

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Oh, am I hurting you?

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Of course not. It comes so easily.

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There! You'll make me so proud, huh?

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Your very big eyes, nice and round,

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pretty black hair,

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a beautiful mouth, with the sweetest little tongue.

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Papa, can I try your yellow wig on?

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I've told you a thousand times - don't interrupt, huh?

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I should never have started with your mouth and tongue.

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Anyway, who told you the hair wasn't mine?

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-Is it obvious?

-Ha-ha-ha!

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Is it obvious? Where did you find that thing?

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What colour is that exactly?

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It looks like you've got a fried egg on your head!

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-Ha-ha-ha!

-Don't talk to me like that, all right?

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Of all the... I haven't even finished you yet

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and you're already talking back to your Papa.

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Now, you listen to me, you little rascal,

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-you just keep that mouth shut for a while.

-All right, Papa,

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I'll keep my mouth shut.

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# I will keep my mouth shut I will keep my mouth shut... #

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Oh! CRASHING

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Either I'm going out of my mind, or...

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that puppet spoke! Yes, I'm sure it did. Yeah.

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I'm pretty sure.

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Excuse me, did you speak, or have I gone crazy?

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Oh, my...

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Er... Ahem.

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Ahem.

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-Er, are you all right?

-Well, Geppetto. And you?

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Heh-heh, fine.

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Yes, fine, thank you.

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What am I thinking? It can't speak.

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How could it speak? It's only a puppet. Huh?

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-A puppet can't talk...

-Achoo!

-Oh, oh, oh!

-Papa!

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-Oh...

-Please shut the door, I'm naked and it's cold in here!

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What do you know?

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A talking puppet!

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Hey, stop that, Papa! Stop tickling!

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PUPPET GIGGLES May I have your attention?

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Ladies and gentlemen, introducing...

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-What?

-Me.

-What name can I give you?

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-Yeah, you're made out of pine.

-That's true.

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Let me call you Pinocchio! Huh?

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-Pinocchio - I like my name!

-And what a fine puppet you are,

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with such beautiful clothes and shoes. And the best part of all,

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I have made you a hat out of bread.

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Oh, isn't that something? Let me get it!

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-But I want this hat! Ha-ha-ha!

-What do you think you're doing?

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-Pinocchio...

-Papa! Oh, Papa, what's this? What's this here? And this?

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-Stop that...

-And this, and this, and this? Oh!

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-Oh, Papa!

-Where are you going?

-Look, Papa's bed!

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-Pinocchio, please, come out here!

-This is for jumping!

-Don't jump on my bed and give me my hair back!

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-Catch!

-Please be careful with that, it's the only hair I've got!

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Get off there, please...

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-Papa's chair, Papa's table...

-Don't be a bad boy, be careful!

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..Papa's I don't know what!

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Where's my...Papa? There's Papa!

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-Papa, a window, can we look out of it?

-Please, Pinocchio...

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Oh, no. Please be careful.

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Oh, look at that, it's amazing!

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-Oh...

-There's a whole other world out there.

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Come back here, Pinocchio, come back!

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-It's beautiful!

-Pinocchio, stay here, will you?

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You can't go outside, listen to me! Pinocchio!

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-SQUAWKING

-Whoa!

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-Ha-ha!

-SQUAWKING CONTINUES

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CAT MIAOWS

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Ha-ha!

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-Oh...

-LOUD BANGING

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Hey, who's making all this noise, a puppet?

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Oh!

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Pinocchio!

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-Pinocchio!

-Oh!

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-HORSE NEIGHS

-Whoa, whoa!

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My wine!

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-Oh...

-SQUAWKING

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Arrest that puppet!

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-Why is it always MY peaches?!

-You're gonna pay me for all that wine!

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You hear me, you little puppet?!

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Ah-ha! There you are, now I've got you!

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Not so fast, you! Who does this puppet belong to?

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-You're gonna have to pay for all this damage, my friend.

-Pinocchio!

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-Who owns this puppet?

-Ah, Pinocchio!

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-I said, who owns this puppet?!

-He's mine, he's mine, and so is this.

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Papa, Papa, you'll never believe the things I've been through!

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-Silence, pip-squeak!

-Oh, Pinocchio, my boy...

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Some father you are.

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This puppet is a public menace!

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How can that be? I worked hard to make a good and decent puppet.

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Decent?! He causes trouble at every turn, and he's your responsibility.

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But he was so quick, there was nothing I could do.

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Enough! Be more careful. Only a fool lets a puppet slip out

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from under his nose, and now he's coming along with us.

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-Let's go! Ya!

-Pinocchio! My son, where are you going? Wait!

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Oh, no, you don't, you're not going anywhere.

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You're coming with us.

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You're gonna pay for all of this, or you'll be spending a very long night in the poor house. March!

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-How could you?

-Look, a little bird!

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I can see you, I can see you!

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Oh, so many of you!

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Oh, a nest, a nest! It's empty!

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A squirrel!

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Oh, what a wonderful world this is! It's so good to be alive!

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Well, now I can get nice and warm. It's freezing!

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I wonder where Papa is. What a fantastic day I've been having, and now I'm so hungry

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I could eat the whole house. Oh, I wonder if there's a cookie jar anywhere!

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-Pinocchio...

-Who's there?

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I'm Cricket, lover of wisdom, seeker of truth, well dressed insect about town.

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No! A talking cricket?!

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Cricket, tell me where he hides the cookies, I'm starving.

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Perhaps you should have thought of that before you ran away.

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Next time use that wooden head of yours.

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Hunger is the least of the troubles that befall naughty children.

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-Huh? Are you talkin' to me?

-Who else? Fool!

-That's it.

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Listen, Cricket, I'm leaving, because if I don't, I'm going to have read books and study.

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And there's one thing I don't want to do, I don't want to study.

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-Books are vile, and I want nothing to do with them.

-Oh, wise choice!

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If you don't study, you'll wind up a silly donkey. Eeyore, eeyore!

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That's you, by the way.

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Be quiet, will you? Has anyone ever told your voice is really annoying?

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I can't listen to it, it makes me nervous, all that nagging of yours.

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It's my job to nag, and speaking of jobs...

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Huh?! I wasn't... Jobs?!

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Yes, isn't there any trade you find appealing?

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Well, now that you mention it, there is one job that I would like very, very much.

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Ah, I am as delighted as I am shocked, and what job is that?

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The job of eating, drinking, playing, snoozing all day long and having a good time all the time!

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I apologise. You won't become a donkey, you are one.

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And you are a really old boring cricket, so just leave me alone.

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Beware, Pinocchio, boys like you will always end up in a fireplace or in a barn. Eeyore!

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Well, why don't you just hop back to whatever dark insect hole you sprang from?

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So boys like me end up in a fireplace or a barn, huh?

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And where would you say... that people like you end up?

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-Where, Pinocchio?

-In a cricket cemetery!

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Miss! Missed again! Over here!

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-Here, Cricket!

-Miss!

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I gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha!

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I gotcha!

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How do you like that, huh?

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Oh, come on, I was just having a little fun.

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Don't be afraid.

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-Where are you hiding, Cricket?

-Up here.

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Can I help you?

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Huh? I can't hear you. There's a bad echo from where you are.

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Would you like to come a little closer?

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-Closer?

-Yes, well, for example...here.

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This is probably the best spot for us to talk.

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OK, I'll bite.

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What's not to trust about an empty headed delinquent boy holding a hammer?

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-Whoops!

-Got you!

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Ha-ha-ha, see how I tricked you?!

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No more nagging out of you, you boring little annoying bug!

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Cricket? Where are you? Where...?

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Let's not play this game any more, I'm so tired and hungry and cold and hungry and...

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What a horrible place this is, I just wanna...

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Oh! Oh, dear.

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What? Papa, my Papa, oh!

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Oh, my Pinocchio!

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Oh, the fire was burning you.

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Oh, Papa, you'll never believe what I've been through. I don't believe it and I went through it!

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What happened to you, Pinocchio?

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Oh, everything! It was raining, and it was snowing, and you were gone, and I was starving,

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and then the cricket said, "Serves you right, you've been a bad boy!"

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So you know what I did? Whack! I squashed him with a hammer, and that felt good, but I was still starving

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and tired and cold, and I was all alone without anybody, without even you, Papa, you never came home.

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So I sat down near the fire, just to get nice and warm, and then

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the fire burned me, so now I'm starving and I look like this,

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my beautiful suit is ruined, it's just ruined!

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Of course, you'll make me a new suit even better than this one, won't you?

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And why it will I make a new suit for you, huh?

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A brand-new suit for you to run away in and get me sent back to prison.

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Papa, listen, I promise you that as of now I will be a good boy and I will never run away from you again.

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-You're promising?

-I couldn't be promising more.

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Listen, Papa, I promise a whole lot.

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All right, then.

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Here, look what I've got for you.

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I was really looking forward to this pear for breakfast tomorrow, but you need it more than I do.

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You're a growing boy after all.

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-What a beautiful pear.

-Yes, I thought so, too.

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-Would you mind peeling it for me?

-Do what?

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See, for me personally, I prefer not to eat the peel,

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because you know it's all dirty and it tastes horrible.

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You don't like peels?

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Papa! Papa, where have you been?

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In the poor house because of you, but I'll forgive you if you go to school and use this book I bought for you.

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Nice! But where's your jacket?

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Well, I sold it.

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-Why?

-I was too hot in it, you see.

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-Papa...

-Huh?

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Oh... Oh-oh-ho-ho!

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I'll remember this for as long as I live.

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Now, my boy, off you go to school. And don't forget, make me proud.

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-I promise.

-OK.

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-Pinocchio?

-Yes?

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-Just a moment.

-What?

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-Here's the hat I told you about, it's made out of bread.

-No!

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See? There.

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-How do I look?

-Well, you look really handsome.

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Bye, I'm going to school now.

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-Bye, I'll be waiting for you.

-Goodbye, Papa!

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Today in school I'm gonna learn how to read, tomorrow how to write,

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after that to count, and then I'm done.

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-What's this music?

-Right this way, sir.

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Excuse me, is that the school house?

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No, the school's right over there.

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What's this place here, then?

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There's a sign over there, read it.

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Well, I'd love to read it, but today it just so happens that I don't know how to read.

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All right, genius, I'll read it.

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The Grand Puppet Theatre. I'm going to school.

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No, wait! Look, I'm not really very interested, but just in case I was, how much does it cost to get in?

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It costs four cents.

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Hey, how would you like to buy my shoes for four cents?

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-They're nice ones.

-No.

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Hey, wait a second, how about my hat for four cents?

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No. Bye.

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Or this brand-new reading book which my papa sold his jacket to buy me in this freezing weather? Please!

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No, you're going to make me late for school, goodbye.

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Hey, I'll take that book off your hands for four cents.

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Oh, thank you.

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Pulcinella!

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-I'm coming, I'm coming!

-APPLAUSE

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Did you steal the salami?

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No, no, I never touched no salami!

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Yes, you did, I saw you do it!

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-I never stole no salami!

-Liar!

-Thief!

-Liar!

-Thief!

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In the name of the law, who's the thief?

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-It is him!

-It is him!

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Thief! Thief!

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-Liar! Liar!

-Thief!

-Liar!

-Thief!

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-Liar!

-Thief!

-Liar!

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Thief! Thief! Thief!

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Silence!

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Tell me, is it really so? Is this a dream?

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What is it that I see before me? A puppet!

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For once in his life, he's right!

0:19:210:19:24

That's the puppet with the chicken that caused all the trouble in the market! W-W-W-What's his name?

0:19:240:19:29

Hip-hip-hooray, it's Pinocchio!

0:19:290:19:33

Pinocchio!

0:19:330:19:34

Let's give Pinocchio a special welcome!

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APPLAUSE

0:19:370:19:39

-Pinocchio!

-Pinocchio!

0:19:390:19:42

Yes, friends, you're right, it's me!

0:19:440:19:47

Brothers and sisters!

0:19:470:19:48

I'm coming!

0:19:480:19:51

It's our puppet friend!

0:19:560:19:57

Bravo, Pinocchio!

0:20:110:20:12

What on Earth is all this commotion?!

0:20:250:20:29

And who is this intruder on the stage?

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Who is it that dares to barge into my theatre and disrupt my show?

0:20:360:20:41

-Please, your very bigness, you must believe it wasn't my fault, I was just...

-That's enough now!

0:20:410:20:47

We'll settle this over lunch.

0:20:470:20:48

My dear ladies and gentlemen, today's performance will be repeated tomorrow.

0:20:510:20:57

BOOING Lower the curtain!

0:20:570:21:00

Ah!

0:21:180:21:19

Harlequin, Pulcinella, the water's boiling.

0:21:210:21:24

Bring me that puppet that's hanging over there.

0:21:240:21:27

Let's go! I'll eat him for lunch.

0:21:270:21:29

Do as you're told, I'm hungry!

0:21:320:21:34

Is he going to eat me?

0:21:340:21:38

I beg you, your excellency, your colossalness, I don't like being eaten!

0:21:380:21:43

I hate it!

0:21:430:21:45

Papa, I really meant to go to school today, I did, I did!

0:21:450:21:49

What will you do if I die?

0:21:490:21:51

I'm sure you'll die too, Papa!

0:21:510:21:54

HE SNEEZES

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Really, Pinocchio, this is your opportunity.

0:22:020:22:06

He only sneezes like that when he's emotional.

0:22:060:22:08

-Yes, and?

-You see, he's really just a big softie.

0:22:080:22:11

Whenever he hears a sad story, he gets a belly ache and loses his appetite.

0:22:110:22:14

Just keep him sneezing, find a way to really touch his heart!

0:22:140:22:17

-Fine, but how?

-Go on! Go on!

0:22:170:22:22

So tell me more about your poor papa.

0:22:220:22:25

Are both your parents still alive?

0:22:250:22:29

My papa is, and my mama... I never knew my mama.

0:22:290:22:32

-Tell me, is your father a rich man? What is his profession?

-He's a professional poor man.

0:22:320:22:38

He's paid just enough never to have a penny in his pouch.

0:22:380:22:42

Oh, great, magnificent, illustrious one,

0:22:420:22:45

my papa is so poor, he never, ever eats!

0:22:450:22:49

Yesterday he managed to fry his fake hair because it looked like an egg.

0:22:490:22:55

What a wretched family!

0:22:550:22:57

Do you have any brothers, huh?

0:22:570:22:59

No.

0:22:590:23:01

-Yes, one.

-And how is he?

0:23:010:23:04

-Good.

-No, not well.

0:23:040:23:05

Good if he wasn't so sick!

0:23:050:23:08

Very bad, very sick.

0:23:090:23:11

Very, very sick!

0:23:110:23:13

He's dead! He's dead, I just remembered now, he died!

0:23:130:23:18

And then he died again, that's twice!

0:23:210:23:23

I have a brother who keeps on dying!

0:23:230:23:25

At the funeral, my papa is so poor that there was nothing there.

0:23:280:23:33

No mourners, no flowers, not even a corpse!

0:23:330:23:36

But next door, there's a rich family.

0:23:360:23:39

They had a funeral with six or seven corpses because they're filthy rich.

0:23:390:23:45

But my papa didn't have even one corpse...

0:23:450:23:47

HE SNEEZES

0:23:470:23:49

HE SNEEZES TWICE

0:23:510:23:54

Pinocchio, you've broken my heart.

0:23:590:24:02

Come over here...and give me a kiss.

0:24:030:24:07

-Go on, it's OK.

-It's OK.

0:24:100:24:16

Pinocchio, the story of your family fills me with compassion.

0:24:230:24:29

Now I'm going to give you five pieces of gold.

0:24:290:24:33

Take them and give them to your father with best regards from me and my theatre.

0:24:330:24:37

Oh, five pieces, thank you!

0:24:390:24:42

Does this mean you're not going to eat me?

0:24:420:24:44

No, I've decided not to eat you.

0:24:440:24:47

THEY CHEER

0:24:470:24:49

Silence, or I'll make stew out of all of you!

0:24:560:24:59

Hey, good morning, Pinocchio!

0:25:060:25:08

Good morning. How come you know my name?

0:25:080:25:10

We were just passing by your father's house.

0:25:100:25:13

He was there trembling in the cold without a jacket, poor guy.

0:25:130:25:16

Yeah, poor, poor.

0:25:160:25:18

Poor old Papa, I'll go straight back home, then.

0:25:180:25:21

Anyway, from now on, he'll tremble no more.

0:25:210:25:24

Why not?

0:25:240:25:26

Why? Because you are now looking at a rich gentleman!

0:25:260:25:30

Ha-ha! Did you hear that? A rich gentleman!

0:25:300:25:33

Excuse me, gentlemen, but this is nothing to laugh about

0:25:330:25:36

when you consider that I have five beautiful pieces of real gold.

0:25:360:25:40

That's a good one! Five pieces of gold!

0:25:420:25:45

Did he say gold? Gold?

0:25:490:25:52

Come on! Wait, wait!

0:25:520:25:53

Not here, not here!

0:25:530:25:56

Wait, wait!

0:25:580:26:00

Mr Pinocchio, excuse us for not having introduced ourselves.

0:26:000:26:05

You see, I am the Fox and this here's the Cat.

0:26:050:26:08

Pleasure to me to you, very nice.

0:26:080:26:10

-The Cat and I have a fine reputation, we are refined gentlemen.

-Refined!

0:26:100:26:14

I see, I see.

0:26:140:26:17

And you yourself are said to be such a good puppet,

0:26:170:26:20

I was just wondering, what are you going to do with all that gold? Will you be keeping it all for yourself?

0:26:200:26:24

Yourself? Yourself?

0:26:240:26:26

Well, first of all, I want to buy my father a brand-new jacket,

0:26:260:26:30

and then I want to buy a new school book for me.

0:26:300:26:31

-For me.

-For me.

0:26:310:26:34

Yes, because I want to go to school, study very hard and get a really good job. See you later.

0:26:340:26:40

He's going to get a really good job!

0:26:400:26:43

Watch what you're doing there!

0:26:430:26:46

You know, you're the perfect puppet, but if you were smart,

0:26:460:26:49

you could turn those gold coins into 1,000. 10,000!

0:26:490:26:54

Ten million! Ten million!

0:26:540:26:57

Ten million?

0:26:570:26:59

All for me?

0:26:590:27:00

-How?

-Oh, it's quite simple.

0:27:000:27:02

-Instead of going home, just come along with us.

-With us, with us!

0:27:020:27:06

With you to where?

0:27:060:27:08

-To a land where all the farmers grow gold.

-Gold...

0:27:080:27:10

-No...

-Yeah.

0:27:100:27:13

And what's the name of this place?

0:27:130:27:15

It's called Nincompoopland!

0:27:150:27:18

Poopooland... Poopooland.

0:27:180:27:19

In Nincompoopland, there's a miraculous field, and it's called the Miracle Meadow.

0:27:190:27:24

Miracle Meadow, what a wonderful place!

0:27:260:27:29

You dig a hole, bury the coins and a half-hour later

0:27:290:27:32

a tree pops out full of coins, you're a millionaire, I love it!

0:27:320:27:35

But don't tell anyone, it's a secret. Keep it to yourself.

0:27:350:27:39

-Yourself. Yourself.

-All right, I'll keep it to myself.

0:27:390:27:42

-Myself?

-Yourself?

-Yourself!

-Myself?

0:27:420:27:45

-Myself!

-Yourself?

-Yourself!

0:27:450:27:47

-That's enough!

-What?

-No, no, no, I didn't mean you.

0:27:470:27:49

Please, put it down here, my good man.

0:27:490:27:51

This is surely the best meal I've had in years. Our compliments.

0:27:510:27:54

-Yes, surely, compliments.

-Thank you, gentlemen.

0:27:540:27:58

Pinocchio, you haven't touched a thing. Eat a pignut.

0:27:580:28:01

But... But... I'm not hungry, not hungry.

0:28:010:28:04

Let's get started, can't we go now?

0:28:040:28:05

No, no, no, no, no, no, not yet!

0:28:050:28:07

There's plenty of time.

0:28:070:28:10

Garcon!

0:28:100:28:11

Garcon! Would you please show Mr Pinocchio to his room?

0:28:110:28:15

And don't forget to wake us all up at midnight, right?

0:28:150:28:18

Surely it's time for a good rest, it's been a good night.

0:28:180:28:21

Good night.

0:28:210:28:23

-Yes.

-This way.

-Let's go, then.

0:28:230:28:25

-All right, then, good night.

-Good night!

0:28:250:28:29

Do you know what? I changed my mind.

0:28:290:28:33

Yes! When I've got all the gold coins, instead of keeping them all for me...

0:28:330:28:37

-For me?

-..I'll just keep a couple of thousand, that's enough,

0:28:370:28:41

and the rest of the gold coins I'll give to you! Huh?

0:28:410:28:43

No! It's out of the question!

0:28:430:28:47

Pinocchio, we're offended!

0:28:470:28:49

That money is for your poor father who really needs it,

0:28:490:28:52

and with the rest you buy yourself a nice school book. Good night!

0:28:520:28:55

Right, good night, yeah, mm-hm.

0:28:550:28:58

Good night!

0:28:580:29:01

Wonderful people, huh?

0:29:010:29:03

If only there were more like them!

0:29:030:29:05

That's how big his brain is!

0:29:050:29:07

Eat up, there's another one right there!

0:29:070:29:09

It's midnight.

0:29:130:29:16

But where are my friends? Are they still sleeping?

0:29:160:29:19

They both left a couple of hours ago.

0:29:190:29:21

-But why?

-A slight change in plan.

0:29:210:29:25

They told me to tell you they will be waiting for you to join them at the break of day under the giant oak.

0:29:250:29:30

What about dinner, they paid for it?

0:29:300:29:32

No, I think they thought they might insult you if they paid for it.

0:29:320:29:35

Oh, thank you. That insult would have given me lots and lots of pleasure.

0:29:350:29:40

-Take it.

-Thank you!

0:29:400:29:44

Who's there?! Huh?

0:29:470:29:50

-Pinocchio!

-Who's there?

0:29:560:29:59

It's me, splinter-head.

0:29:590:30:00

The cricket you tried to squash.

0:30:000:30:02

-Ring a bell?

-Cricket!

0:30:020:30:04

You gave me a heart attack, I thought you were dead. What do want?

0:30:040:30:08

-It's so late.

-Now, look, Pinocchio.

0:30:080:30:10

I'm trying to do you a favour, OK.

0:30:100:30:12

Get rich quick schemes never work.

0:30:120:30:14

-Go home.

-I'm not going to go back.

0:30:140:30:17

-It's very late.

-I'm going on.

0:30:170:30:20

-The night is so dark.

-I'm going on.

0:30:200:30:22

-There's danger ahead.

-I'm going on!

0:30:220:30:25

Your unruly deeds will only return to bite you in the bottom.

0:30:250:30:29

I've heard it all before. Goodnight, cricket.

0:30:290:30:32

Goodnight, Pinocchio and may heaven protect you from fire, fog and foul assassins!

0:30:320:30:39

Huh. So now I have to watch out for all kinds of things, even bumping into assassins.

0:30:390:30:44

Thank goodness I don't believe in assassins.

0:30:440:30:46

I never, never have. Not a chance.

0:30:460:30:49

Assassins don't scare me.

0:30:490:30:51

-Your money or your life!

-Assassins!

0:30:510:30:54

Hand over your money or you've had it.

0:30:540:30:56

Get him!

0:30:560:30:58

Are you crazy? It's dark out there.

0:30:580:31:01

This way!

0:31:010:31:03

-We need some kindling.

-Fetch some dried twigs.

0:31:030:31:05

We'll roast him.

0:31:050:31:07

Yes. Let's have a little roast.

0:31:070:31:09

-I toast the rest.

-Over here, not there!

-There?

0:31:090:31:13

-Here!

-All right, there.

-Quick!

0:31:130:31:16

It's burning hot.

0:31:160:31:18

-Come on, where is he?

-He's over there.

0:31:180:31:20

-Where is he?

-He's over there.

0:31:200:31:22

-He's over here.

-He's over there.

0:31:220:31:25

Sorry, assassins, you'll have to assassinise somebody else.

0:31:250:31:28

He's getting away. Come on.

0:31:280:31:31

He'll never get away!

0:31:310:31:32

You're on fire! You idiot!

0:31:370:31:40

I'm on fire!

0:31:430:31:44

HE SCREAMS

0:31:440:31:46

Jump in the water over here! Jump in the water over there!

0:31:480:31:50

-I can't swim!

-They are right behind me.

0:31:500:31:52

I need to lose them or they are going to catch me. What's that?

0:31:520:31:55

I'm so scared. If I can get to that house, maybe I'll be safe.

0:31:550:31:59

Jump in the water, you idiot!

0:32:010:32:03

Hey, is anyone home? Is anyone there?

0:32:070:32:11

Please, open the door.

0:32:110:32:13

Hurry up! Hello, can anyone hear me?

0:32:130:32:17

Wake up, anyone.

0:32:170:32:19

I can't believe it! There's someone home after all.

0:32:190:32:23

Help me!

0:32:230:32:25

There's no-one at home right now.

0:32:280:32:30

You're home. Please open the door.

0:32:300:32:33

I'm not here either.

0:32:330:32:35

Then how can you be standing there in the window?

0:32:350:32:37

No, no, please don't go away.

0:32:370:32:39

Open, oh, beautiful lady with blue shining hair.

0:32:390:32:43

Assassins are after me.

0:32:430:32:45

-I told you I was right, he's here.

-No, he's there!

0:32:450:32:48

Oh, have pity on a poor puppet.

0:32:480:32:49

Oh, lovely lady, help!

0:32:490:32:52

We've got you at last. Now, give us some gold or you're finished.

0:32:520:32:55

Finished, finished.

0:32:550:32:57

The money, now!

0:32:590:33:01

No, it's in my mouth.

0:33:010:33:02

-Open up your mouth.

-Never.

0:33:020:33:05

-We'll see about that.

-What a shame.

0:33:050:33:08

Such a beautiful puppet.

0:33:080:33:10

Yes, he was a beautiful puppet.

0:33:100:33:12

Good night, Madam Fairy.

0:33:120:33:14

-Good night, Medoro.

-Whoa!

0:33:140:33:16

Madam Fairy!

0:33:160:33:19

There is an old man in the house.

0:33:190:33:22

-May I help you?

-Medoro, you are looking at you.

0:33:220:33:26

It's a mirror.

0:33:260:33:29

Well.

0:33:290:33:31

Mirrors are not what they used to be any more.

0:33:310:33:34

Is he dead or is he living?

0:34:030:34:06

I think that he is dead, madam.

0:34:060:34:08

I am unable to find any symptoms of life in this puppet.

0:34:230:34:26

In my experience, when a patient exhibits an absence of life,

0:34:260:34:30

it invariably indicates he is, in a word, dead.

0:34:300:34:33

I must disagree. Your diagnosis requires the presence of death.

0:34:330:34:36

Here we only have the absence of life.

0:34:360:34:38

Even if he is sick, which I doubt, it should be from guilt.

0:34:380:34:41

He broke his father's heart.

0:34:410:34:43

He's unruly, ungrateful, unrepentant and a first-class delinquent.

0:34:430:34:47

No wonder his father suffers so.

0:34:470:34:50

But does he care? Not one little bit.

0:34:520:34:54

Oh, Papa. Not true, not true, not true. I do care, I do.

0:34:540:34:58

I really love my papa.

0:34:580:35:00

Gentlemen, if he is alive, he is not dead.

0:35:000:35:03

I thank you for your medical opinion. This is a clear indication that doctors are no longer needed.

0:35:030:35:08

-You may go.

-Goodbye, fairy.

0:35:080:35:11

This is the first case in my entire career that I have seen this.

0:35:110:35:15

This is the first time in my life that I have seen a dead patient speak.

0:35:150:35:18

He's got a fever.

0:35:200:35:22

Drink this.

0:35:260:35:27

Before you know it, you will feel better.

0:35:270:35:30

-Is it sweet or better?

-It's bitter but you'll feel better.

0:35:330:35:37

If it's bitter, I don't want it.

0:35:370:35:39

Take it, be brave, child.

0:35:390:35:41

I don't like bad things, I don't approve of them.

0:35:410:35:44

Drink it up and as soon as you done, I'll give you a piece of candy to take the bitterness away.

0:35:440:35:50

All right.

0:35:500:35:53

First I want the piece of candy, first of all.

0:35:530:35:56

Then probably I'll drink your nasty medicine.

0:35:560:35:58

Here you are.

0:36:000:36:02

Ah! Delicious!

0:36:050:36:09

Please don't, you can't make me!

0:36:090:36:11

I can't stand the smell of it. It's not fair!

0:36:110:36:14

No, no, no!

0:36:140:36:15

You'll regret it, my child.

0:36:150:36:17

-I won't drink it.

-If you don't drink it, you'll die.

0:36:170:36:19

-I won't drink it.

-You're very, very ill.

0:36:190:36:21

-That's not important.

-You're going to die and it's not important?

0:36:210:36:25

Not important, period.

0:36:250:36:27

I'd rather die than drink that yucky, icky, nasty stuff!

0:36:270:36:30

End of subject!

0:36:300:36:33

What's that?

0:36:390:36:41

We've come to take you away, Pinocchio.

0:36:420:36:45

To take me? But I'm not even dead.

0:36:450:36:48

Not yet, but you soon will be if you don't drink that medicine immediately.

0:36:480:36:52

I wanted to take it, but she told me I couldn't have it.

0:36:520:36:55

Fairy, give me that delicious medicine right now!

0:36:550:36:59

So be it. This time we've made the trip for nothing.

0:36:590:37:02

I'm sure we'll have better luck next time.

0:37:020:37:04

I feel like a new puppet.

0:37:060:37:07

Drinking that medicine has made you feel better.

0:37:090:37:11

Better than ever. Next time, I'll remember those rabbits.

0:37:110:37:15

Oh, I've got to do something extremely important. There's my hat.

0:37:150:37:20

-Thank you for de-dangling me, bye.

-Pinocchio, wait a minute.

0:37:200:37:25

-I was just wondering, can you explain why they wanted to hang you?

-They wanted the gold.

0:37:250:37:31

And may I ask what happened to the gold?

0:37:310:37:35

Um... I lost it.

0:37:350:37:38

-And where did you lose it?

-In the woods by the road.

0:37:400:37:45

If it's near the road, we'll go back and look and we'll find it in no time.

0:37:450:37:50

No, now I remember, it's coming back to me.

0:37:500:37:53

Fairy, I didn't really lose the money. No, no.

0:37:530:37:56

Well done, Pinocchio.

0:37:560:37:58

I swallowed it when I drank that disgusting medicine.

0:37:580:38:01

Why are you laughing?

0:38:060:38:08

It was the lie that you told.

0:38:080:38:10

-How did you know what I told you was a lie?

-Because, my dear Pinocchio, there are two types of lies.

0:38:100:38:16

The ones that have short legs

0:38:160:38:18

and those with a long nose.

0:38:180:38:21

And mine? Which kind is it?

0:38:230:38:25

Fairy! But, fairy, have you seen what has happened to my nose?

0:38:340:38:39

My nose is getting longer and longer and longer.

0:38:390:38:42

Everyone will laugh at me, I know they will.

0:38:420:38:45

How can I go out anywhere? Look at my nose! Look at my nose!

0:38:450:38:49

I don't like it, I don't want it!

0:38:490:38:51

I don't want it! The money, fairy.

0:38:510:38:55

The money, fairy, I really didn't swallow it,

0:38:550:38:58

it's here in my hand.

0:38:580:39:00

Good boy, Pinocchio. To tell a lie is always bad. Don't ever do it again.

0:39:000:39:06

Oh, fairy. My beautiful fairy, I love you so much.

0:39:110:39:15

I love you too, Pinocchio, always.

0:39:150:39:17

It's just that I wanted to buy a coat for my father because he's freezing.

0:39:170:39:21

Tell him to meet me here so I can surprise him. Goodbye, fairy.

0:39:210:39:24

Goodbye, Pinocchio.

0:39:240:39:25

Come back soon, I'll wait for you.

0:39:250:39:29

-How did he manage it?

-Manage it?

0:39:290:39:31

-Maybe somebody followed him and cut him loose.

-Cut loose, you think so?

0:39:310:39:36

-Yes.

-My friends!

-It's him!

0:39:360:39:38

It's him, just go.

0:39:380:39:40

Dearest friends! I have been looking all over for you.

0:39:400:39:46

Pinocchio, you kept us waiting for so long.

0:39:460:39:48

So long.

0:39:480:39:50

It's a long story.

0:39:500:39:51

You'll never believe it. At midnight I was attacked by assassins.

0:39:510:39:56

-No! Infamy.

-Infamy is right.

0:39:560:39:58

Don't tell me they took your money?

0:39:580:40:00

They didn't.

0:40:000:40:02

In fact, I still have all the coins right here.

0:40:020:40:06

Hey, is there still time to get to the Miracle Meadow?

0:40:060:40:09

The Miracle Meadow?

0:40:090:40:10

You remember, the Miracle Meadow!

0:40:100:40:13

-Let's go right now. Which way is it?

-Over there!

-It's there?

0:40:130:40:16

-No, there.

-Over there.

0:40:160:40:19

-Here we are at last.

-Where?

0:40:210:40:23

-The meadow of miracles.

-Beautiful.

0:40:230:40:26

Where are the money trees?

0:40:260:40:28

I forgot to tell you that they grow underground. You need to dig a hole.

0:40:280:40:32

Yes.

0:40:320:40:34

-But where?

-There. Down there.

0:40:340:40:38

Here? Right?

0:40:380:40:40

-Yes.

-OK.

0:40:400:40:42

When I'm rich, I won't just by a fancy new jacket for my papa,

0:40:450:40:49

I'll get one for the blue fairy, too.

0:40:490:40:51

Or maybe a pretty dress or a dozen of them. You should see her.

0:40:510:40:55

She's so beautiful and kind. The best fairy I've ever met in my life.

0:40:550:40:58

Stop, you've dug enough.

0:40:580:40:59

Just put the coins in and cover them up.

0:40:590:41:02

Yes, here they are.

0:41:020:41:04

There, I've put them in.

0:41:090:41:10

Shall I water them? How long will it take?

0:41:100:41:12

Oh, about a half-an-hour.

0:41:120:41:14

Why don't you stretch your legs? See the town over there?

0:41:140:41:17

It's the town of Grab-a-dimwit.

0:41:170:41:19

-Dimwit?

-Just take a little stroll. Come back in half an hour.

0:41:190:41:23

And you know what? You're going to find ching-ching-ching.

0:41:230:41:26

And it will all belong to you.

0:41:260:41:28

It's your lucky day. Your lucky day, Pinocchio.

0:41:280:41:32

Bye! Thank you!

0:41:320:41:34

Don't mention it.

0:41:340:41:36

Excuse me, Mr Farmer.

0:41:380:41:40

Has half an hour gone by?

0:41:400:41:42

It's been longer than I can remember.

0:41:420:41:44

My goodness! What if I'm too late?

0:41:440:41:46

CRICKET LAUGHS

0:41:520:41:56

Cricket, can you kindly tell me what's so funny?

0:41:580:42:02

Quickly. I'm in a bad mood. What are you laughing at?

0:42:020:42:06

You, of course! You can't grow coins like cabbages, beans and zucchini.

0:42:060:42:10

It's only through hard work and honesty.

0:42:100:42:14

I've heard all this before. And anyway, I don't understand.

0:42:140:42:17

Pinocchio, while you were off on your walk, the fox and the cat

0:42:170:42:21

gathered up all of your precious gold coins and just walked away.

0:42:210:42:25

The fox and the cat? Took my...

0:42:250:42:28

But they're such wonderful people!

0:42:280:42:30

I can't believe it. It's not true.

0:42:300:42:33

No! So that's why the money didn't grow?

0:42:330:42:36

Rascals!

0:42:360:42:39

Thieves!

0:42:400:42:42

I'll tell on them. There's got to be a judge in Grab-a-dimwit.

0:42:420:42:47

I'll find the nastiest judge of all.

0:42:470:42:49

I know their names. I'll show them.

0:42:490:42:51

Poor, deluded Pinocchio.

0:42:510:42:54

One is called Cat and the other, Fox.

0:42:540:42:58

Two crooks. My cricket will testify.

0:42:580:43:00

He was there and he saw me plant the coins, leave, and then the cat and fox take my money.

0:43:000:43:05

Then they ran away, the bums. So the poor tree didn't have a chance to grow any gold.

0:43:050:43:11

Is that it?

0:43:110:43:12

Yes. No! Actually at the Red Prawn Inn, that was daylight robbery too,

0:43:120:43:17

because I only ate one nut and they charged me a whole gold coin.

0:43:170:43:21

A very expensive nut, I'd say.

0:43:210:43:23

With the powers vested in me by the noble King of the grand territory of Grab-a-dimwit,

0:43:260:43:32

we will grab this dimwit and put him in jail for five years.

0:43:320:43:37

-No, no!

-Silence, dimwit! But I was the one that got robbed!

0:43:370:43:40

No!

0:43:400:43:41

In you go. Dimwit.

0:43:440:43:47

What now?

0:43:470:43:49

Oh! Serves me right!

0:43:490:43:53

I asked for it. That nice little cricket warned me, but I'm a stupid puppet.

0:43:530:43:58

Stubborn and pig-headed.

0:43:580:43:59

From now on, I've made a decision to change my ways.

0:44:010:44:05

And I want to become the sort of boy who is good,

0:44:050:44:07

honest, well behaved, does what he's told, goes to school and works hard.

0:44:070:44:11

-Nincompoop.

-Nincomwhat?

0:44:110:44:13

They tamed you well, little puppet.

0:44:160:44:18

What's your name?

0:44:200:44:21

-Me? My name's Pinocchio.

-So how long are you in for?

0:44:210:44:25

Five years.

0:44:250:44:27

-How long is five years?

-It takes years.

0:44:270:44:30

How many?

0:44:300:44:32

-Five.

-Oh, sweet fairy.

0:44:320:44:35

And you? How long are you in for?

0:44:350:44:37

I'm getting out today. This place is all yours.

0:44:370:44:40

I'll even leave you my reading book.

0:44:400:44:42

Are you unruly and disobedient?

0:44:420:44:44

Yes.

0:44:440:44:46

I am. They'll never tame me, my dear Pinocchio.

0:44:460:44:50

(I've got something to show you.)

0:44:530:44:55

(Yeah? What is it?)

0:44:550:44:56

(The other day, instead of going to school, do you know what I did?)

0:45:020:45:07

-(No, what?)

-(I ran away from home.)

0:45:070:45:09

-(And?)

-(I went inside a sweet shop.)

-(No!)

0:45:090:45:12

-And helped myself to every single lollipop they had.

-(No!)

-(Yes!)

0:45:120:45:19

(Did you really lick every one?)

0:45:200:45:22

I was just about to lick the first one,

0:45:220:45:24

and then I heard a policeman yell out to me, "Put that tongue back, robber,

0:45:240:45:28

"and hand over the 28 lollipops you have in your pocket."

0:45:280:45:33

And they took them away from me

0:45:330:45:34

and said they were going to give them back to the shopkeeper.

0:45:340:45:38

You know what I think? I think they kept them.

0:45:380:45:42

But I'll tell you something.

0:45:440:45:46

They thought there were just 28 lollipops.

0:45:460:45:50

But I had 29!

0:45:500:45:52

(Let me see it.)

0:45:550:45:57

-(Can you guess what flavour it is?)

-(No!)

0:45:570:46:00

The flavour of paradise.

0:46:000:46:03

-No!

-Yes! It's tangerine!

0:46:060:46:10

Listen.

0:46:120:46:15

Would you give me one little lick?

0:46:150:46:18

-Just one?

-You lick here, me there.

0:46:180:46:20

You lick first.

0:46:200:46:21

Beautiful!

0:46:300:46:31

Hey, listen, bud.

0:46:370:46:38

So now that you'll be going home,

0:46:400:46:43

your parents...

0:46:430:46:45

Beautiful! Will they send you back to school?

0:46:450:46:48

Listen to me, Pinocchio.

0:46:480:46:49

Only one person tells me what to do.

0:46:490:46:51

And that person is Leonardo.

0:46:510:46:55

-And who is this Leonardo?

-Yours truly. Me.

0:46:550:46:59

-That's you?

-Yes.

0:46:590:47:02

Come on, Leonardo.

0:47:070:47:09

Out you go, you hooligan.

0:47:130:47:15

I hope you learnt your lesson.

0:47:150:47:17

And get back to school!

0:47:170:47:19

Bye, Pinocchio. See you in five years.

0:47:210:47:24

So long, Leonardo.

0:47:240:47:26

Here. This is for you.

0:47:260:47:28

-What is it?

-It's your dinner.

0:47:280:47:30

-Pear peels.

-But...

0:47:300:47:33

Pinocchio!

0:47:350:47:38

Pinocchio!

0:47:420:47:44

A, B, C, D, I, K...

0:47:470:47:51

That's the first few. And kangaroo.

0:47:510:47:54

Ele...

0:47:540:47:56

Ele...

0:47:560:47:57

What is that?

0:47:590:48:01

Oh!

0:48:040:48:06

Oh, Papa. My fairy.

0:48:060:48:09

EXPLOSION

0:48:120:48:14

What's that?

0:48:140:48:16

Everyone out!

0:48:160:48:18

-You're free!

-What's happening? Hey, hey!

0:48:180:48:23

-Are my five years up already?

-No, you've only done four months.

0:48:230:48:27

A son has been born to the King of Grab-a-dimwit.

0:48:270:48:29

-To celebrate, there's going to be a feast and he's freeing all of the criminals.

-Oh!

0:48:290:48:34

But I'm a crook, too! Hey!

0:48:340:48:36

-What did you say?

-I said, I'm a crook, too.

0:48:380:48:42

Oh, well, in that case.

0:48:420:48:43

Please, after you.

0:48:450:48:47

Long live the King! Long live the King of Grab-a-dimwit.

0:48:500:48:53

So many terrible things happened to me. I wonder if Papa's still waiting for me.

0:48:530:48:59

Will he be at the fairy's? I'm dying to hug him and cuddle him

0:48:590:49:03

and give lots and lots and lots of kisses to my old papa.

0:49:030:49:06

And the fairy? Will she forgive me for behaving like a bad boy?

0:49:060:49:10

I do hope so. I do hope so.

0:49:100:49:13

Oh, I do hope so.

0:49:130:49:14

Here lies...

0:49:330:49:36

Here lies the fairy with the long blue hair.

0:49:410:49:45

Broken-hearted, she died of grief because of Pinocchio.

0:49:450:49:49

Pinocchio!

0:49:490:49:51

Pinocchio! That's me.

0:49:510:49:54

Oh, fairy,

0:49:540:49:56

sweet fairy. Why did you die?

0:49:560:49:59

Oh, fairy!

0:49:590:50:02

Why didn't I die instead of you?

0:50:020:50:04

I'm so very bad and you're so very, very good.

0:50:040:50:08

Sweet fairy! Fairy! How did you become dead?

0:50:080:50:13

I want to be dead, too.

0:50:130:50:15

If you really love me,

0:50:150:50:18

if you really loved your Pinocchio,

0:50:180:50:21

return to life like it was before!

0:50:210:50:25

Why can't you be alive again?

0:50:250:50:27

I want you alive again and living!

0:50:270:50:31

Dear fairy!

0:50:310:50:34

Live again!

0:50:340:50:36

HE CRIES

0:50:360:50:40

Be alive, fairy! Be alive!

0:50:400:50:45

Be alive, fairy! Alive!

0:50:470:50:53

Alive!

0:50:530:50:54

Excuse me, young man. Can I ask you something?

0:51:030:51:06

Can't you see? I'm crying.

0:51:060:51:09

Tell me, you wouldn't happen to know a puppet named Pinocchio, would you?

0:51:090:51:13

Did you say Pinocchio?

0:51:130:51:15

-Pinocchio? That's me!

-Then I suppose you know Geppetto.

0:51:150:51:18

Do I know him? That's my poor father. Is he looking for me?

0:51:180:51:22

Oh, please, tell me where he is.

0:51:220:51:24

For more than four months, the poor man has been searching the world for you.

0:51:240:51:27

Is he far away from here?

0:51:270:51:29

-Lead me to him.

-Follow me.

0:51:290:51:31

Oh, thank you!

0:51:310:51:33

Thank you, dear dove.

0:51:330:51:34

At last, I'm going to see my papa again.

0:51:340:51:39

Hey! What's happening?

0:52:190:52:22

There's this poor father who set out in a little boat

0:52:220:52:24

on account of his wicked son who can't be found anywhere, and now he's going to look for him across the sea.

0:52:240:52:30

No!

0:52:300:52:32

But that's... That looks like...

0:52:320:52:35

That's my papa!

0:52:350:52:38

Papa! Papa! It's me!

0:52:420:52:45

It's your only boy, Papa!

0:52:450:52:47

Pinocchio!

0:52:470:52:50

He sees me! Come back to me, Papa!

0:52:500:52:53

Papa, I will never, ever leave you!

0:52:530:52:56

Come back to me, Papa.

0:52:560:52:58

Papa?

0:53:010:53:04

Papa! Papa!

0:53:040:53:08

Papa! I must save my Papa!

0:53:080:53:14

Papa? Papa!

0:53:480:53:51

Oh, now what?

0:53:520:53:54

That was a close one.

0:53:540:53:55

Oh, boy.

0:53:550:53:58

I wonder where I am.

0:53:580:54:00

I wonder if I can find a town somewhere.

0:54:000:54:02

Let's go have a look.

0:54:040:54:06

Oh, fairy, my sweet fairy.

0:54:090:54:12

Now I've lost you and my father, too.

0:54:120:54:14

Where will I spend the night?

0:54:140:54:15

It would be better, a million times better, if I were dead, too.

0:54:150:54:20

Yes, I want to die.

0:54:200:54:22

And I'm so hungry.

0:54:220:54:25

Excuse me. Lady?

0:54:250:54:27

Would you give me some food if I carried your water?

0:54:270:54:30

Tell me, puppet, what are you doing in this part of the world?

0:54:320:54:35

If only you knew how I got here. I'm really sick of being a puppet.

0:54:350:54:38

I want to be like everybody else.

0:54:380:54:40

-You can be, but you've got to earn it.

-Really? Had do I do that?

0:54:400:54:44

Nice decent boys always obey their papas. Whereas you...

0:54:440:54:47

I always misbehave.

0:54:470:54:49

And nice decent boys always tell the truth.

0:54:490:54:52

-And I always tell lies.

-Nice boys are happy to go to school.

0:54:520:54:56

And I always... School always gives me a tummy ache, it's a pain in the, pain in the...

0:54:560:55:01

But...wait a minute, good lady...

0:55:020:55:07

How do you know that?

0:55:070:55:09

HE GASPS

0:55:130:55:16

It's you!

0:55:160:55:19

Oh, fairy, fairy.

0:55:190:55:22

Don't make me cry any more.

0:55:220:55:25

I knew I'd be choked with grief when I read on the tombstone, "The fairy lies here."

0:55:250:55:29

I know. That's the reason why I'm able to forgive you.

0:55:290:55:33

The sincerity of your grief made me realise that you have a good heart.

0:55:330:55:37

You may still have a chance.

0:55:370:55:40

Let's see if maybe you can mend your ways.

0:55:400:55:43

Oh, yes. Yes, fairy. Yes, I want to change.

0:55:430:55:47

Are you're ready to begin?

0:55:470:55:48

I promise, I'll study, I will work hard and do everything you tell me to.

0:55:480:55:52

Then I ask of you to please be a good boy

0:55:520:55:55

and to go to school every morning and you will go because you promised me.

0:55:550:55:59

Yes. I will.

0:55:590:56:01

Oh, fairy, your house from the forest.

0:56:040:56:08

Hey, guys, look what I found.

0:56:160:56:17

-Silly, huh?

-Oh, my gosh, I can't believe it.

0:56:170:56:20

Hey, give it back.

0:56:200:56:21

Oh! Oh, hey, that's mine.

0:56:230:56:25

-That's mine.

-No, it's mine, I found it on the beach. Finders keepers.

-No! Give it back, give it back, now.

0:56:250:56:31

-You want this hat back?

-Yes, it was made by my papa.

0:56:310:56:34

-Papa's boy!

-THEY LAUGH

0:56:340:56:37

Over here, over here, I got it.

0:56:370:56:38

Give me back my hat or this will finish badly.

0:56:380:56:42

-Can you believe that ridiculous suit?

-Why don't you just run along to school? Go to school, puppet boy.

0:56:420:56:47

Are you ordering me?

0:56:470:56:49

The only one who can give me orders, Pinocchio.

0:56:490:56:52

-And just who is Pinocchio?

-I am!

0:56:520:56:55

-What kind of name is that? You say your name is Pinocchio?

-Yes, and I want my hat back! Now!

0:56:550:56:59

Over here! Ha-ha!

0:56:590:57:02

Pinocchio's cuckoo.

0:57:020:57:04

Don't say cuckoo to to me, now I'll take care of all of you.

0:57:040:57:09

Amazing! Fight! Let me get in there.

0:57:110:57:15

-No, it's mine.

-Wait for me!

0:57:150:57:17

Over here, give it back. I want my hat back. Give it back.

0:57:190:57:25

It's mine! Give it back!

0:57:250:57:29

-Take that, puppet!

-Uh.

0:57:290:57:34

Oh.

0:57:340:57:36

Ah...

0:57:360:57:38

Help me, help me, I'm hurt.

0:57:400:57:44

I think I'll die.

0:57:440:57:46

What's wrong with you? Eugenio?

0:57:470:57:50

He's dying, might be.

0:57:500:57:53

Let's get out of here.

0:57:530:57:55

Eugenio!

0:58:010:58:04

Eugenio? It wasn't me. Open your eyes, Eugenio.

0:58:060:58:11

Eugenio, answer me, answer me.

0:58:110:58:15

All right, what's happening here?

0:58:150:58:18

Officers, me and my friends were having some fun before class and all of a sudden he, he felt sick.

0:58:200:58:27

Sick isn't the word. The poor boy has a gash on his temple.

0:58:270:58:31

-Who did this?

-I don't know.

0:58:310:58:34

And what was he struck with?

0:58:340:58:35

Well, that book over there.

0:58:350:58:38

And who owns this book?

0:58:380:58:40

-I do.

-That's all we need to know.

0:58:400:58:42

He seems to be seriously hurt.

0:58:420:58:44

Eugenio!

0:58:440:58:46

Men, I want you to take this boy straight to the hospital.

0:58:460:58:49

As for you, puppet, you are going right to jail.

0:58:490:58:52

Oh, my.

0:58:530:58:54

Excuse me, brave and fearless officers.

0:58:580:59:00

Would you mind putting your big coats over me? I'm so embarrassed.

0:59:000:59:04

You should have thought about that before.

0:59:040:59:07

Excuse me, most brave and fearless officers, can we go another way so I don't have to pass my house?

0:59:120:59:17

No. March. And keep it moving.

0:59:170:59:24

Wait, stop him, stop right there.

0:59:240:59:26

Come on!

0:59:340:59:36

This way, hurry!

0:59:360:59:38

I'm free! I'm free! Argh! Argh!

0:59:400:59:44

Ah ha ha ha, what do we have here?

0:59:470:59:50

-What are you doing on my property? You're the one who's been stealing my grapes?

-No, really.

0:59:520:59:57

I'm a very good boy.

0:59:570:59:59

-I was on my way to school.

-So you go to school in handcuffs?

0:59:591:00:03

What a fine school. I think you escape from prison, you devil.

1:00:031:00:07

I'm going to leave that trap on your foot.

1:00:071:00:09

And I'm going to teach a lesson you won't soon forget.

1:00:091:00:13

Let's go.

1:00:161:00:17

You're just what I've been looking for since the death of my poor watchdog.

1:00:171:00:21

You'll be a perfect replacement.

1:00:211:00:24

I've never been a watchdog before!

1:00:241:00:26

It's easy.

1:00:261:00:27

If you hear thieves, you just bark.

1:00:271:00:30

-But how?

-Like that! Bow-wow.

-Bow-how.

1:00:301:00:33

-Louder.

-Bow-how!

1:00:331:00:36

-Louder!

-Bow-how!

-Louder!

1:00:361:00:38

Ouch, I'm so cold and scared.

1:00:381:00:41

Bow-how. It serves me right.

1:00:411:00:45

Sad but true.

1:00:451:00:47

Oh.

1:00:471:00:48

I have to put up with it.

1:00:501:00:52

Bow-how.

1:00:531:00:55

Bow-how-how.

1:00:551:00:57

Bow-how-how.

1:00:571:00:59

Robbers.

1:01:181:01:19

-Bow-how.

-Shh, it's me.

1:01:191:01:23

Bow-how.

1:01:231:01:25

Shh! What's wrong with you? Be a good dog.

1:01:251:01:27

Excuse me, but I'm not a dog.

1:01:271:01:30

I'm a puppet.

1:01:301:01:32

A puppet? I'm not sure I believe you.

1:01:321:01:34

If you really are a puppet, answer me just one question.

1:01:341:01:38

Tell me, which are the best lollipops in the world?

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I know, the answer is tangerine.

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And why is that?

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Because... Because.

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Because it's the flavour of paradise.

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Leonardo!

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Pinocchio.

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You noble spirit, Leonardo.

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I'm so happy to see you again.

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-What happened?

-I cannot begin to tell you.

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But how did you get here?

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Here.

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-You know what I can use these chickens for?

-No.

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For eight chickens, I can get two rides on a rocking horse. Let's go.

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Yes. No wait, listen, stealing is not a nice thing.

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So get me out of these, Leonardo, and then we can both go to school tomorrow, huh?

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I'm not interested, Pinocchio.

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They tamed you, huh?

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Don't worry, I'll free you.

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But I'm not leaving here without taking four chickens.

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What's going on? Thieves!

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-Now I've caught you!

-Go, my friend, before you get hurt.

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Thank you, noble spirit.

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Stop! Thieves!

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Pinocchio.

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Pinocchio.

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Yes?

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Please, enter.

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But, but it's late, I shouldn't... shouldn't bother you?

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You're not bothering me at all, come in.

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No, I won't disturb you?

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Very well.

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Now tell me, how did school go today?

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Well, we started with the alphabet.

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And numbers.

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And letters. Quite a few of those.

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A, B, G, I, K. Elephant.

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I can't remember them all now.

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And the teacher gave us a pop quiz

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and I got, uh, 100.

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What was your score?

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Ah, well, I think 100.

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Maybe 95. I can't remember.

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HE CRIES

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Oh fairy, it's not true, it's not true.

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I wanted to go to school, I really meant to go.

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You can't imagine what happened.

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Coming home, I thought,

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"Now how can I face my kind sweet fairy like this?

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"Will she be angry with me?

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"For so many lies, so many lies!

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"Could she find it in her heart to forgive me?"

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Then I asked myself, "Is it possible that her heart is big enough?"

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I thought, "No, no," but then, "Yes, of course it is.

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"It's as big as the world."

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I thought, "If she forgives me, she's the most good and beautiful fairy there ever was.

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"If she doesn't forgive me, she's not.

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"But in my opinion she is, so she will forgive me, that wonderful fairy."

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So I told myself, "Go home and see what she has to say," because

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since my first day, fairy, my life hasn't had one half-hour of peace.

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Not one half-hour.

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And do you see what happens when you break your promises?

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Yes. I am bad, it's sad but true. I deserve to be punished.

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No, Pinocchio, I'm not going to punish you.

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I see that now you've truly learnt your lesson.

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And so, your wish will now come true.

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I'll grant your wish to become a real boy.

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-Like the others. Are you happy?

-Very.

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It's all I've wanted my whole life.

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So you're going to be good?

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I've already become good, fairy.

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I really learned my lesson this time. I really have, fairy.

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I believe you, Pinocchio.

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I can tell that you are sincere.

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Last one is a rotten egg.

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Hurry up, slowcoach.

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I want you to know, Pinocchio, this is a special day.

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The fairy was so kind to invite us to this splendid house

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for this celebration with your new schoolmates and myself.

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THEY CLAP

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Welcome, welcome to you all.

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And the slicing of this cake is a symbol of our welcoming Pinocchio into the world of good boys.

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I'll even let you choose where you sit.

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Yes, who do I want to sit next to?

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Well, let's see.

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-I like... Oh! Stop!

-What's wrong?

1:06:521:06:55

-Where's Leonardo?

-Leonardo?

-Yes.

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I don't know where he could be.

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Look, that Leonardo is at the bottom of his class. He has no chance of passing.

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I think we should cut the cake.

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-Yes, yes, cut the cake.

-Cut it. Yes.

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-And, one.

-Wait a minute! He's my best friend, I like him.

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He'd like the party. I've got to find him.

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Pinocchio, you need to learn to do as you're told.

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You're making a big mistake because of Leonardo.

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Good boy, Pinocchio, I'm proud that you're being so loyal.

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Of course on this, the most important day of your life, you'd want your best friend here with you.

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You really pleased me. Well done. Go find him and come back soon, like you promised.

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Bye fairy. I'll be right back. Wait for me. Goodbye.

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Leonardo!

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-Leonardo!

-Pinocchio.

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Leonardo! What are you doing here?

1:07:501:07:53

I'd been looking everywhere for you.

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Gosh, you won't believe me, but my luck is about to change.

1:07:551:07:58

Tomorrow I stop being a puppet and become a boy, just like you! A real boy.

1:07:581:08:02

Well, good for you.

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What? Leonardo, you're missing a great party! The fairy planned it.

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You're the only one missing, come on.

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Impossible. I'm leaving tonight.

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And I'm going far, far away.

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-Where are you going?

-To paradise.

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It's the best place in the world.

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And what is it called?

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It's called Fun Forever Land.

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Beautiful name. Fun Forever.

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What are you waiting for? Come on.

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No. No. I'm staying here with the fairy.

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You're crazy. What a mistake.

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No, I promised her and...

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Tell me, what is it like?

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I guess I could tell you a thing or two.

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The first thing, it's a place where no-one ever has to work.

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There are no books, no teachers, and no-one goes to school on Sundays.

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What a place.

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But...but nobody goes to school here on Sundays either.

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Yeah, but my point is in this place a week is seven Sundays.

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Listen to this. All school holidays start on the first of January and finish on the last day of December.

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And that's a Sunday?

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-Exactly.

-So what do you do all day in Fun Forever Land?

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Just having fun doing whatever you like from morning till night.

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-What do you say? Is it yes or no?

-No!

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I promised the fairy I'd come home immediately.

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I promised it to her face. Goodbye then, for real. Have a good trip.

1:09:251:09:29

Bye, puppet.

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Must be joking, a place with no school.

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Just one...one last thing. Are you certain, absolutely certain,

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that school holidays start on the first day of January

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and end on the last, but the absolute last day of December? Are you absolutely certain?

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Absolutely sure.

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CLOCK CHIMES

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He'll be back.

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I must go, I'm already late. I've got to get back, Leonardo.

1:10:041:10:07

Bye, I have to leave.

1:10:071:10:10

Bye-bye. See you, Pinocchio.

1:10:111:10:14

-Hey, it's here.

-What?

1:10:221:10:25

It's the wagon that's coming for me.

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For you? Wonderful.

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Listen, Leonardo. Listen.

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I'll just stay for a little while.

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I'll just look at the wagon and then I'll go.

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Good evening, kiddies.

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Too bad my wagon is already full.

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Well then,

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I'll ride out here.

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DONKEY BRAYS

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And you, my dear, will you stay or would you care to join us?

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# At night you're all a dreaming

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# And I don't sleep a wink

1:11:041:11:07

# At night you're all a dreaming... #

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Get ready to pull the rope. I want to win, so pull hard. Are you ready?

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Come on, guys. You have to tug really hard.

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Tug! Tug! Here we go, here we go.

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Pinocchio, Pinocchio!

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We won! Leonardo!

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-What did I tell you?

-It's paradise!

1:11:311:11:36

-Pinocchio!

-Leonardo, bye-bye!

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Pinocchio! Pinocchio!

1:11:451:11:50

My goodness, it's a nightmare.

1:12:011:12:05

How on Earth am I going to find him?

1:12:051:12:08

Pinocchio, Pinocchio!

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Right up here!

1:12:121:12:14

HE SHOUTS AND WHOOPS

1:12:141:12:19

I say, watch it! Look out below! Careful!

1:12:191:12:23

Pinocchio, where are you?

1:12:231:12:27

No, don't bite!

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Ah!

1:12:301:12:32

HE SCREAMS

1:12:321:12:34

Pinocchio, there you are.

1:12:341:12:38

I'm going to make this quick. Get us out of here.

1:12:381:12:40

No spinning, no jumping.

1:12:401:12:43

Steady, steady, I feel nauseous.

1:12:431:12:46

I think I'm going to throw up.

1:12:501:12:52

Where are you? I'm going to get you.

1:12:531:12:57

Where are you?

1:12:571:12:59

Listen, everyone, this is important.

1:13:021:13:05

-If you don't get out of here, you'll be turned into donkeys.

-It's your turn!

1:13:051:13:09

Careful!

1:13:091:13:12

HE SHOUTS

1:13:121:13:15

They don't pay me enough for this job.

1:13:151:13:17

This isn't so good.

1:13:201:13:21

Wait, wait, don't shoot!

1:13:211:13:25

HE SCREAMS

1:13:251:13:28

Mama!

1:13:331:13:35

I fell down.

1:13:381:13:39

-Leonardo, Leonardo, why is everyone sleeping?

-It's late.

1:13:421:13:47

-Come on, what do you want to do now?

-Sleep. I'm tired.

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Sleep? I don't want to go to sleep.

1:13:501:13:52

I got a lot of things I still want to do.

1:13:521:13:54

I know. Just a couple of hours.

1:13:541:13:57

After that, we'll start again.

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-I can't wait until tomorrow, Leonardo.

-You're pleased?

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-Yes, I love it.

-You didn't even want to come.

1:14:021:14:04

It's true. Leonardo, I've never been so happy and excited and it's really all thanks to you.

1:14:041:14:10

There's no reason to thank me.

1:14:101:14:12

I was happy to do it.

1:14:121:14:13

Noble spirit.

1:14:151:14:16

Leonardo, the Head Master,

1:14:181:14:23

I heard him saying, "Leonardo has no chance of passing." He's going to fail you.

1:14:231:14:28

I know, but I forgive him.

1:14:281:14:32

Ah, noble spirit.

1:14:341:14:36

Good night, my good friend.

1:14:361:14:39

Good night, my good friend.

1:14:391:14:41

A DONKEY BRAYS IN THE DISTANCE

1:14:471:14:50

Ah, they've finally finished.

1:14:531:14:57

HE SCREAMS

1:14:571:14:58

I'll show you what I've got. I'm expecting a good price.

1:14:581:15:02

As you can see, they're young and freshly made.

1:15:021:15:05

-That one is ready.

-I'll buy it.

-How many do you want this year?

1:15:051:15:09

Make it 50. They're all strong ones I can take a whip at, right?

1:15:091:15:13

-There's a fine one.

-Fine indeed. How many do you want?

1:15:131:15:18

I'll take 50 or so like him.

1:15:181:15:20

When can we take them away?

1:15:201:15:21

You can take by the minute.

1:15:211:15:23

Tell me, do you have something just like the one, you know, like last year?

1:15:231:15:27

I believe you'll find anything you need.

1:15:271:15:31

All these boys will become donkeys. First they grow ears, then a tail then hee-haw!

1:15:311:15:36

Come here, you little beast.

1:15:361:15:39

They're all good. Look at its pretty little muzzle. Go, go, go!

1:15:391:15:44

What did you boys think you'd become?

1:15:471:15:50

Doctors? Lawyers? Professors?

1:15:501:15:53

No, stupid donkeys, that's what.

1:15:531:15:56

Stupid donkeys.

1:15:561:15:59

Oh, it's morning already. I can't wait to start again.

1:16:041:16:07

What a wonderful life.

1:16:071:16:09

Come on, Leonardo. Let's go.

1:16:091:16:12

What are...what are these?

1:16:541:16:57

These are donkey ears.

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All big and hairy.

1:17:001:17:03

Look at them. I don't want them.

1:17:031:17:05

Ow! I don't want them.

1:17:051:17:07

I can't go out like this. Look!

1:17:071:17:11

Is Leonardo playing a trick on me?

1:17:111:17:14

It's all his fault.

1:17:141:17:17

I'm going... I'm going to go and tell him off.

1:17:171:17:22

BANGING AT THE DOOR

1:17:221:17:23

Leonardo, it's me, Pinocchio.

1:17:231:17:25

Come in, come in.

1:17:251:17:27

Good morning, Leonard. How are you?

1:17:301:17:32

Fine.

1:17:321:17:34

Leonardo, would you mind telling me why you've got a towel on your head?

1:17:441:17:49

Well, it's because the doctor ordered it. I hurt my...ankle.

1:17:491:17:54

Oh, poor Leonardo.

1:17:541:17:57

What about you?

1:17:591:18:00

I hurt my...

1:18:001:18:02

I've got a really sore elbow and so I guess we had the same doctor.

1:18:021:18:07

-Poor Pinocchio.

-Yes, I know.

1:18:071:18:10

It's a shame.

1:18:101:18:11

Leonardo, would you do me a favour?

1:18:111:18:14

Of course. You just name it.

1:18:141:18:17

Would you show me your ears?

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Why not? But first, I want to see yours, my old friend, Pinocchio.

1:18:201:18:25

No. Let's make it a game.

1:18:251:18:28

I'll count to, um... Can you count?

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Certainly.

1:18:301:18:32

You count to three and on the three we take off the towels at the same time.

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-Sounds good.

-Good.

1:18:361:18:39

One, and three.

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THEY LAUGH

1:18:421:18:44

Look at you!

1:18:491:18:52

My ears.

1:18:541:18:55

Look at your ears!

1:18:591:19:01

You got...

1:19:071:19:09

you got, you got...

1:19:091:19:12

Look, Leonardo.

1:19:121:19:15

HE SCREAMS

1:19:151:19:18

-What's this thing? Oh, no. My, oh, my, oh, my.

-It's a tail.

1:19:181:19:23

You've got a tail, Leonardo.

1:19:231:19:25

Why me?

1:19:251:19:27

Do I have one, too?

1:19:271:19:28

-Not yet.

-What do you mean, not yet?

-What am I going to do?

1:19:281:19:31

-Am I going to get one?

-I don't know, but I'm scared.

1:19:311:19:34

-It's disgusting!

-What's happening to me? EHH!

1:19:341:19:38

What's happening to me? EHH! Pinocchio, help me, Pinocchio!

1:19:381:19:44

-LEONARDO BRAYS

-Leonardo?

1:19:441:19:47

Pinocchio! Pinocchio!

1:19:501:19:54

Leonardo, you've turned into a donkey!

1:19:541:19:56

Oh, no! I've got a tail, too!

1:19:561:19:58

Oh, help me, I've got a tail!

1:19:581:20:01

It serves you right, Pinocchio!

1:20:011:20:03

Oh! Oh, Cricket! Thank goodness you managed to find me!

1:20:031:20:08

If only I'd listened to the fairy, I'd be a real boy by now. But starting tomorrow, I promise you...

1:20:081:20:14

Enough! There's no point in making promises now, Pinocchio.

1:20:141:20:18

You've lost your chance to become a real boy like all the others.

1:20:181:20:23

Oh, dear! What will to happen to me now?

1:20:231:20:26

You'll become a donkey, just like your friend here.

1:20:261:20:29

Only good for pulling a cart.

1:20:311:20:34

It's too late for your tears.

1:20:341:20:36

Leonardo! Leonardo!

1:20:361:20:38

Goodbye, Pinocchio.

1:20:381:20:41

No, no! Please don't go, Cricket!

1:20:411:20:43

I promise I'll work hard, I'll do anything.

1:20:431:20:46

I'll work... Don't leave mee-haw!

1:20:461:20:50

Leonardo, was that me?

1:20:521:20:54

-It was mee-haw!

1:20:541:20:56

Esteemed auditors, ladyships and most honorific gents,

1:20:581:21:02

prepare to witness that quadruple wonder who has boggled the eyes

1:21:021:21:05

of the crowned heads of the principal principalities of the world!

1:21:051:21:09

That donkey of donkeys, Pinocchio!

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APPLAUSE

1:21:121:21:12

Fear not the animal beastiosity extruded from his savage gaze.

1:21:121:21:16

He's been well schooled in the amiable way of the whip.

1:21:161:21:20

Incredible, you say? How could this fierce

1:21:201:21:23

predator of the pampas be tamed? Behold!

1:21:231:21:26

What? Dead? No!

1:21:281:21:30

My friends, when is a donkey not a donkey?

1:21:301:21:33

When he's playing possum!

1:21:331:21:36

But in all gravity, my dear publicans, what you have seen yet is nothing.

1:21:371:21:41

This marvellous beast of burden has been taught to dance, to leap through flaming rings of fire...

1:21:411:21:46

Oh, fairy!

1:21:461:21:48

Oh, sweet fairy!

1:21:481:21:50

BRAYING

1:21:501:21:53

Quiet, you miserable pachyderm! I apologise to this augusted assemblance for that display.

1:21:531:21:59

It only goes to demonstrate you can take the animal out of the wild,

1:21:591:22:03

but you cannot take the animal out of the animal.

1:22:031:22:06

Be that as it were, it shan't happen again.

1:22:061:22:09

All right, Pinocchio, up you go! Show the gentlemen and the ladies of the evening,

1:22:091:22:14

show them what they paid their money for - the Ring of Fire!

1:22:141:22:18

A fall. Yes, a truly magnificent fall.

1:22:361:22:40

Truly death-defying, yes.

1:22:401:22:43

Why isn't he getting up? What's wrong with his leg, huh?

1:22:431:22:48

Music, maestro, in the words of the immortal bard. Send in the clowns!

1:22:481:22:54

He's no good to us if he's limping.

1:22:551:22:58

Take him down to the ocean and throw him.

1:22:581:23:00

Say farewell to Pinocchio, the donkey of donkeys!

1:23:001:23:05

Give him a hand, my friends - or even two.

1:23:051:23:10

The great Pinocchio, huh?

1:23:101:23:12

Well, have a nice swim!

1:23:121:23:14

Oh, my sweet fairy!

1:23:341:23:37

You saved me! You came to my rescue! You saved me!

1:23:371:23:43

The trouble I've caused, I'm so sorry!

1:23:441:23:46

But now I promise you, fairy, from now on, I'm going to be a really good boy and I'll...

1:23:461:23:52

Quick, Pinocchio, hurry! Swim faster!

1:23:521:23:54

-But I can't swim any faster - I'm swimming as fast as I can!

-Behind you! Behind you!

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So you do care about me?

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Swim as fast as you can! Pinocchio!

1:24:031:24:06

You will keep me safe forever!

1:24:061:24:08

-Pinocchio, it's behind you!

-Oh, no!

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Fairy!

1:24:121:24:15

Oh, fairy! I've been swallowed!

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I've been swallowed up by a monster fish!

1:24:341:24:38

I hope he burps and gets a tummy ache, a really bad one.

1:24:381:24:40

Oh, it had to happen just as I was about to go home with the fairy!

1:24:401:24:45

I bet this monster fish is full of...monster fish!

1:24:471:24:52

-Oh, what kind of place is this, fairy?

-What's that?

1:24:551:24:59

I wonder who that is. I'm so scared!

1:24:591:25:01

Who's there? Is anyone there?

1:25:011:25:03

No! I'm a fish!

1:25:031:25:05

I'm just a tuna - gloog, gloog!

1:25:051:25:07

And you? What kind of fish are you?

1:25:071:25:10

-Gloog, gloog!

-I'm not a fish at all.

1:25:101:25:12

I'm a poor old man.

1:25:121:25:15

-My name's Geppetto...

-Geppetto?!

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-My own papa, my papa!

-..I'm here because of my son, who hope to never see again.

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He's such a bad boy!

1:25:221:25:25

If he were here now, I'd give him such a thrashing, that's what I would do. It's true.

1:25:251:25:30

Really?! Gloog, gloog! Is that so?

1:25:301:25:33

Has your son really been that bad? Gloog, gloog!

1:25:331:25:36

I gave him all my love, just hoping to make a good boy out of him.

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-Oh, Papa!

-I even had the bad luck of going to jail for him, Mr Tuna.

1:25:401:25:45

Why, he's such a bad boy.

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It isn't true, I'm so sorry.

1:25:471:25:49

Ungrateful, a liar, without heart, too. So he is.

1:25:491:25:53

While I sit in here and rot, I bet he's off enjoying himself,

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-having the time of his life.

-Poor Papa!

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Who knows where? So, you see now what a bad son I have, Mr Tuna?

1:26:021:26:08

Mr Tuna?

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SOBBING

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Why is it you're crying, sir?

1:26:141:26:16

We tunas...

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are very sensitive, we cry at everything!

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Anyway, for me, it's nearly finished, Mr Tuna.

1:26:221:26:26

I'll... I'll never get to see my son again.

1:26:261:26:31

Gloog, gloog. What if you saw him right now, gloog, gloog? What would you do?

1:26:331:26:38

What do you expect, Mr Tuna?

1:26:381:26:41

I'm his papa, he's my little boy.

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And in spite of everything, I love him.

1:26:441:26:47

If he were here now, I'd...

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I'd give them a great big hug and kiss him again and again.

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I would die of joy.

1:26:551:26:58

But it cannot be.

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-Papa!

-Pinocchio?!

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I'm not a tuna!

1:27:071:27:09

It's me, Pinocchio, the puppet! Your son! Your one and only son!

1:27:091:27:15

Pinocchio! Oh, it cannot be!

1:27:151:27:18

Pinocchio!

1:27:181:27:19

What's happening?

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Watch it.

1:27:381:27:40

I'll help you, don't worry.

1:27:401:27:43

Look, Papa. Papa, look.

1:27:431:27:45

Papa, let's go! It will take us home!

1:27:481:27:53

-I'm too old!

-Let's go! Let's go, Papa!

-I'm afraid... give me my...give me my wig back!

1:27:531:27:58

Get it yourself! Come and get it!

1:27:581:28:01

-Papa! Papa, where are you?! I've got your wig!

-I can't swim!

1:28:091:28:15

Hold on, Papa! We're going home!

1:28:151:28:16

Help me!

1:28:161:28:18

I must have a glass of milk.

1:28:201:28:23

If I don't have one soon, I'll die.

1:28:231:28:25

Listen, there's a farmer nearby named George.

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He has a nice cow and maybe he can help us.

1:28:301:28:34

-See if you can do a bit of a donkey work for him and earn a glass of milk for me?

-George, you said, Papa?

1:28:341:28:41

All right, then. Let me get you home, then I'll go find this farmer and do some work right away.

1:28:411:28:48

But you're no good at anything!

1:28:481:28:50

Well done, Pinocchio.

1:29:271:29:29

So today I worked two extra hours, Papa, and so Farmer George gave me a coin.

1:29:291:29:35

And with this coin, you know what I bought, Papa? This lovely lollipop.

1:29:351:29:39

A lollipop?

1:29:391:29:42

Yes, but it's for tonight.

1:29:421:29:44

Tonight I'll have it for dinner.

1:29:441:29:46

I won't eat all of it tonight - half for tonight, half for my...

1:29:461:29:49

-tomorrow night.

-That's good.

1:29:491:29:51

I'll have three licks here tonight, and tomorrow night I'll have three licks on that side. Wanna see?

1:29:511:29:57

One, two, three.

1:29:571:30:01

Three, wonderful.

1:30:031:30:05

Will you look at these?

1:30:051:30:07

We have the best carrots and cabbages on the market.

1:30:071:30:10

Good job, Pinocchio! Only two hours to go.

1:30:101:30:13

No, Mr Farmer George, I wanna keep working until dark so I can earn an extra glass of milk for my father.

1:30:131:30:21

He thinks he's only getting one, you see, but I'll surprise him, huh?

1:30:211:30:24

Good boy! You sure are a hard worker.

1:30:241:30:27

Not even my donkey works that hard.

1:30:271:30:29

What? You have a donkey?

1:30:291:30:31

Yes, but he's sick now.

1:30:311:30:33

I'm afraid I made him work way too hard and now he is all worn-out, poor thing.

1:30:331:30:38

These carrots are amazing!

1:30:381:30:40

They're sweet as candy.

1:30:401:30:42

OK, Pinocchio, I've got to go. Come on, Cinderella, let's go.

1:30:421:30:45

Giddy up! Come on, come on, let's go.

1:30:451:30:49

Ah.

1:30:521:30:54

You'd like another cup, wouldn't you, Papa?

1:30:541:30:56

Of course it would be nice to have another one,

1:30:561:30:59

-but I guess it will have to wait until tomorrow.

-Yeah.

1:30:591:31:02

-Papa?

-Huh?

1:31:031:31:06

Pinocchio!

1:31:091:31:11

BRAYING

1:31:251:31:27

BRAYING

1:31:351:31:37

Oh, what a handsome donkey you are!

1:32:071:32:11

How are you? Huh?

1:32:111:32:13

Are you sick, donkey?

1:32:151:32:17

Oh, cheer up, cheer up.

1:32:171:32:19

I'm so sorry you're sick.

1:32:191:32:20

You're such a lovely donkey, you're a beauty.

1:32:201:32:25

But... Donkey?

1:32:251:32:27

But...

1:32:291:32:30

That's strange.

1:32:311:32:33

But I...

1:32:351:32:37

You look familiar to me.

1:32:371:32:39

I have the feeling that I know you.

1:32:391:32:41

Pinocchio...

1:32:431:32:44

Noble spirit!

1:32:481:32:50

Noble spirit, is that you?!

1:32:501:32:53

It IS you!

1:32:561:32:58

I'll help you! It's you, Leonardo, it's you!

1:32:581:33:03

You, Leonardo! Look who's here.

1:33:031:33:05

Leonardo... Leonardo...

1:33:051:33:08

Leonardo...

1:33:081:33:10

I'm so glad to see you again,

1:33:101:33:13

my friend.

1:33:131:33:15

What's wrong with you?

1:33:181:33:20

Hey, Leonardo, look.

1:33:201:33:22

Leonardo, look what I've got.

1:33:221:33:26

It's tangerine.

1:33:261:33:28

It's tangerine!

1:33:281:33:30

Leonardo, it's tangerine.

1:33:301:33:34

Here.

1:33:341:33:36

The flavour of paradise.

1:33:381:33:44

Have some more.

1:33:441:33:45

Leonardo...

1:33:501:33:53

Leonardo, it's tangerine, Leonardo.

1:33:531:33:56

Tangerine. Please.

1:33:561:33:59

Did he die, Pinocchio?

1:34:111:34:14

Huh?

1:34:141:34:15

Why are you crying over my donkey?

1:34:151:34:19

The donkey was a friend of mine.

1:34:191:34:22

He was my best friend at school.

1:34:221:34:25

That must be some great school where a donkey becomes your best friend.

1:34:251:34:28

-Yes.

-What was your teacher, a rooster(?)

1:34:281:34:31

Come on, it's work time, right?

1:34:311:34:34

Yes, sir.

1:34:341:34:35

Very good. Very good.

1:34:421:34:43

I'm starting to feel so much better today.

1:34:431:34:47

But, Pinocchio, are you feeling OK?

1:34:471:34:50

You look tired, you know?

1:34:501:34:52

What? Tired? Papa, no, no, no.

1:34:521:34:55

I'm a strong puppet.

1:34:561:34:58

You made me very well, Papa.

1:34:581:35:00

I'll sleep later.

1:35:001:35:02

Now, I want to finish weaving those baskets, so I can sell them

1:35:021:35:06

and get some money and then I'll buy a nice new jacket for you, Papa.

1:35:061:35:10

Thank you. Well done, Pinocchio.

1:35:101:35:12

I could really use a beautiful new jacket that will keep me nice and warm.

1:35:121:35:16

Oh, and also, I'd like one with black stripes here and here.

1:35:161:35:20

Yes, pinstripes, right here.

1:35:201:35:22

But, Pin... Pinocchio? What's going on?

1:35:221:35:27

-What, are you falling asleep?

-Huh?

-I thought you were going to finish weaving those baskets.

1:35:271:35:30

Yes. Yes, yes. I'm on my way. I'll do them outside.

1:35:301:35:34

So I won't keep you up, Papa.

1:35:341:35:36

-Thank you.

-I'll go. The milk... I...

1:35:361:35:39

-No, no, no, no.

-You drank it all up, didn't you?

1:35:391:35:42

-I drank all of it.

-Wonderful.

1:35:421:35:44

-Good night.

-Bye. Good.

1:35:441:35:47

Very good. Very good.

1:35:481:35:52

Fairy!

1:36:201:36:22

Fairy!

1:36:301:36:32

Ah.

1:36:341:36:36

-Well done, Pinocchio.

-Ah.

1:36:391:36:41

As you have such a kind heart, you deserve praise and a lot of joy.

1:36:411:36:47

You have made it.

1:36:471:36:49

Oh, Fairy, the wonderful things I've learned from you.

1:36:491:36:52

I'll never forget them. Never ever.

1:36:521:36:54

If you continue down this road, you'll know great happiness.

1:36:541:36:59

Bye, Pinocchio.

1:37:011:37:03

Goodbye, fairy. So long!

1:37:031:37:06

Good night, Mr Pinocchio.

1:37:061:37:08

Oh, bye. Bye, Medoro, goodbye.

1:37:081:37:11

Goodbye to you, you naughty boy!

1:37:111:37:13

Oh, Cricket. Are you here too? Are you going?

1:37:131:37:15

I'm afraid so. But I'll stay if you want.

1:37:151:37:18

No, no, no. I, er...

1:37:181:37:20

I...I was just asking. I'm sure you're really busy. Goodbye.

1:37:201:37:23

Goodbye, Pinocchio.

1:37:231:37:25

Move, little ones!

1:37:251:37:27

Whoa!

1:37:391:37:41

-Medoro. It isn't happening again?

-Hmm.

1:37:421:37:46

This is the last time I'm doing this. Tomorrow you're coming with me, and we'll buy you some glasses.

1:37:461:37:52

Though he was such a beautiful puppet.

1:38:041:38:07

Papa.

1:38:151:38:17

Papa. Whoa, Papa.

1:38:171:38:22

Papa.

1:38:221:38:23

Do you see, huh? And how about this?

1:38:231:38:27

-What?

-Go on.

-Yes.

-Touch it.

1:38:271:38:28

-Yeah.

-Pull it.

-Yeah, but...

1:38:281:38:30

It's real.

1:38:301:38:32

But, Papa...Papa, what's going on?

1:38:321:38:35

Why is everything different all of a sudden?

1:38:351:38:37

This is all because of you, Pinocchio.

1:38:371:38:39

Because of me, Papa?

1:38:391:38:41

Yes, because when naughty children change and become good, they have the power to remake

1:38:411:38:46

everything around them with joy, serenity, as you can see. Right?

1:38:461:38:50

And the puppet, where's it hiding?

1:38:501:38:52

Oh, he's over there, see?

1:38:521:38:55

Ah, oh.

1:38:551:38:57

How funny I was when I was a puppet.

1:38:571:39:00

And how happy I am that I've finally become a real boy, Papa.

1:39:001:39:03

-Pinocchio.

-Yes?

-Come here.

1:39:031:39:06

There.

1:39:061:39:09

-What?

-Your books.

-Ah.

-Go to school and make me proud.

1:39:091:39:12

Thanks! So long, Papa.

1:39:121:39:14

Bye, Pinocchio.

1:39:141:39:15

Goodbye, Pinocchio.

1:39:181:39:20

-Good morning.

-Come in, Pinocchio.

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