Shall We Dance


Shall We Dance

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-Hey!

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Voici! Voici! Stop that! Voulez-vous me to call the police?

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En effet, vous avez exactement l'air d'un chameau.

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-What does that mean in English?

-The same as it does in French.

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All, right. Comme ca, a little brook... comme ca, a little river...

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-Ou est Petrov?

-A little brook...

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-A little river...

-Where is Petrov?

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Can you not see I am beezy being a wave? Comme ca...

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a little river... comme ca, a little brook...

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Where is Petrov?

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I am the owner of this company! If you don't tell me where Petrov is, there will be trouble!

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-He's in his private room.

-Thank you.

-He doesn't want to be disturbed.

-Thank you!

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UP-TEMPO MUSIC

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-What IS this?

-Hi, Jeff!

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Stop it! Stop that music!

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What on EARTH are you doing?

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Just having fun!

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Petrov doesn't dance for FUN!

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Pete Peters DOES! Remember me?

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-That awful name of yours.

-I was born with it. It isn't bad. Pete Peters!

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-How do you make that noise? What have you got on your shoes?

-Taps.

-Taps? On your ballet shoes!

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-Sure.

-Sacrilege! All this time I thought you were practising your grand leap!

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I haven't neglected anything.

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Look - the entrechat-trois.

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Lovely. Beautiful.

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But it's more effective THIS way.

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Lovely! Beaut... I forbid that! That's not art!

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It's the Philadelphia in me!

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I wish we could combine ballet with the passion of this other mood.

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-You mean this jazz business?

-That isn't jazz!

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You want to be a shimmy dancer! Forget that! Here, look at this...

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The Metropolitan in New York is getting nervous.

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-I have to stay in Paris a while.

-Why?

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-Why? WHY?

-That's grace, that's rhythm.

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What have you got there?

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Isn't she lovely?

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Isn't she LOVELY?!

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Oh, so THAT'S it!

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-Where did you meet her?

-I haven't. But I hope to dance with her.

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-Dance? With HER?

-Sure.

-Has SHE tried to persuade you to stay on?

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I haven't met her! But I'd like to marry her. Think I will.

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Thank you.

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THEY TAP DANCE TO "RHUMBA GINGER"

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APPLAUSE

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You are beautiful. I cannot help what I cannot help.

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Neither can I !

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You cannot let us down like thees!

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Eet is YOUR fault! You kissed her! Eet is in the play!

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You kissed her OUT of the play!

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Go home, all of you. GO HOME!

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THEY ARGUE

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-Hello!

-Mr Miller has arrived from New York.

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-Hello, Arthur.

-Hello, Lynn.

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You'd better go.

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If I EVER go on stage again...

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-How did you get here?

-By rail. I hung over every inch of it.

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You usually have your foot on one.

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Yes, Lynn.

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-Did YOU ever dance with a man you didn't care about, and who was in love with you?

-No, Lynn.

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Actors take the lines literally.

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Why must there always be a kiss?

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I hope I never see another heel-clicker.

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Careful! I come from a long line of heels, but we've never clicked.

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It's YOUR fault. I was happy until you "discovered" me.

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Fame! Name in lights!

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I never should have listened.

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I'll quit.

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-I'll retire from the stage.

-Again?

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-It does you good to break an engagement.

-Engagement! That's it!

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Tai !

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Send a cable to Jim Montgomery. Tell him I'm coming back on the Queen Anne.

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You have to stay in the theatre.

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-I refuse to be a bowl in a gold of fish.

-A fish in a bowl of gold?

-That's right!

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-Just a moment, please.

-Thank you.

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Petrov? What's a Petrov?

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-Just the Russian ballet's greatest dancer!

-Tell him to go to Moscow!

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TAI: He is anxious to see you.

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Another dancer to swoon in my arms. That's all I need(!)

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A simpering toe-dancer!

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He probably only wants to say he's seen a picture of me and can't live without me!

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-RUSSIAN ACCENT:

-Hotchachanya!

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I yam Petrov!

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-Charmed. I'm Linda... Linda...

-Linda Keene.

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How do you do?

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Hotchachanya.

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-So glad you came, Mr Petrov.

-Not Meester, Petrov alone.

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Just Petrov.

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And why not? Just Caesar, just Napoleon and only Garbo, so, Petrov, too, ees enough.

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Just ABOUT enough!

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And you, I understand you want to dance wiz me.

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I cannot blame you, but I weel not permit it.

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-Who told you that?

-Ah! A little bird, she tell me so.

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Nyet?

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Not in the least.

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What?! You do not want to dance wiz zee great Petrov? Don't be a silly horse!

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Maybe you could tweest for me.

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Like so.

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-Er...no...I...I don't...

-Tweest! TWEEST!

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Better twist.

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PIANO CLANGS

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Oh, get up! I hate zees discords!

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-Oh, she is horrible!

-That kinda settles it!

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With me, nothink is settled.

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Well, I mosgo now. I mosgo to Moscow!

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Funny?

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-Very.

-It kills me.

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Hotchachanya!

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That lunatic's dangerous. I'm glad I'm sailing on the Queen Anne tomorrow!

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I can't take you back, Denise.

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Everything's been so peaceful since you left!

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It wasn't my fault. Peter didn't fall in love with me.

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-Peter, darling!

-Denise. Or Lady Tarrington.

-No. It's Denise again.

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-Denise wants to come back.

-She does? Oh, that sounds like fun(!)

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Oh! Why, of course, Denise.

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Go and get your contract.

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Jeffrey, may I speak to you? Excuse us.

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I'll let you know about rehearsals in the morning.

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We won't give her a big part...

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-You want me to stay with the company?

-Yes!

-Then get rid of her!

-What?

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-Remember the trouble she caused?

-But you...

-I was being polite.

-I've given her my word.

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-You want me to go to New York?

-Yes.

-I'll sail tomorrow - if you get rid of HER.

-Tomorrow?

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I wouldn't know what to do, what to say...

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-I'll stay in Paris.

-I'll think of something.

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-I'll connive something good.

-Good.

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DANCE MUSIC ON GRAMOPHONE

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THE NEEDLE STICKS

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MUSIC REPEATS...

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VERY LOUD BURST OF MUSIC

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NEEDLE STICKS AGAIN

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MUSIC REPEATS

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LOUD BURST OF MUSIC

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MUSIC SLOWS DOWN

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Peter.

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Oh...oh...hello, Denise.

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-I feel bad because I'm not going with you.

-So do I.

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Is your wife going with you?

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-My WIFE? I haven't any wife.

-Jeff said it was a secret for professional reasons.

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Jeff! Did he say how long I'd been married?

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Yes. Immediately after Tarrington took me away from you.

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-Dear Tarrington!

-Is she sailing with you?

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Who? Oh, my wife! Yes, of course.

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-I'd love to meet her.

-She's busy with the children now.

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-Jeffrey didn't tell me.

-He doesn't know.

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-Imagine! Married FOUR years!

-Imagine(!)

-And how many little ones?

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Five.

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Five?!

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-Well, twins.

-How WONDERFUL!

-Isn't it?

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-LOUDSPEAKER: 'All visitors ashore!'

-Well, goodbye, Denise.

-Goodbye.

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Bon voyage!

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Miss Keene hates leaving her dear Paris. She's enjoyed everything about it.

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LOUDSPEAKER: 'All visitors ashore.'

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-< One more, please.

-All right.

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PHOTOGRAPHER: Going home at last!

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I kinda like the idea! So long, fellas!

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-RUSSIAN ACCENT:

-Hotchachanya, Miss Keene!

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-Why! Just Petrov(!)

-You come to see me go, nyet?

-Yes. Sweet of me(!)

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-I know you come!

-Petrov, I've... I beg your pardon.

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Miss Keene, my fren, Jeffree Bairrrrd.

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-How do you do?

-Miss Keene, I... What did you say?

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Me? Nossing.

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Have you got a cold?

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No. I feel like you say...good.

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-What's the matter?

-Don't you understand Russian?

-No.

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-Yes! Rjengoff proodoof Schnevka.

-What?

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Schnevka proodoof djenyoff.

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What sort of a game IS this?

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A game little American boys play.

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-Sir, we can't find Mr Petrov.

-Well, you've GOT to find him.

-I've looked everywhere, sir.

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Splendid service(!) The world's leading ballet dancer disappears under your very nose!

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-He might be in someone else's room.

-What would he be doing there?

-That's up to him.

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ALL: # Zoom zoom, zoom zoom, zoom zoom zoom,

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# Zoom zoom, zoom zoom, zoom zoom, zoom,

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# Zoom, zoom, zoom zoom, zoom, zoom zoom,

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-# Zoom zoom

-# Ahhhh-ah

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-# Zoom zoom

-# Ahhhh-ah

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# Chee-bam-chee-bam chee-bam-chee-bam

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-# Wah-wah

-# Chee-bam-chee-bam chee-bam-chee-bam

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-# Wah-wah

-# Chee-bam-chee-bam chee-bam-chee-bam

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# Wah-wah-wah-wah

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# Zoom zoom zoom zoom

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-# The world is in a mess

-# Yeah

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# Politics and taxes People grinding axes There's no happiness

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# Zoom zoom zoom zoom

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# The future doesn't fret me If I can only get me Someone to slap that bass

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# Happiness is not a riddle When I'm listening to that big bass

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# Zoom, zoom, zoom zoom, zoom, zoom zoom,

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# Zoom zoom Shee-bop-shee-bop shee-bop-shee-bop Shee-bop-shee-bop shee-bop-shee-bop

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-#

-Slap that bass, slap it till it's dizzy

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-#

-Slap that bass Keep the rhythm busy

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-# Zoom zoom zoom Misery, you've got to go

-# Misery, you've got to go

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# Slap that bass Use it like a tonic

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# Slap that bass Keep your philharmonic Zoom, zoom, zoom

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# The milk and honey will flow!

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# Dictators would be better off if they zoom zoom now and then

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# Today you can see that the happiest men all got rhythm

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# If you want to bubble Snap that bass, snap away trouble

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# Learn to zoom zoom zoom, snap that bass!

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# Da-da-da-doo da-da-da-doo #

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MACHINERY CHUGS

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TAPS IN TIME TO MACHINERY

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MACHINERY CLUNKS

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THEY ALL APPLAUD AND CHEER

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-You're not serious about that marriage idea?

-No(?)

-What about ME?

-Sorry.

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-But I'm facing real happiness.

-And I'M facing bankruptcy. KNOCK ON DOOR

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-Steward. >

-Come in. I ordered lunch.

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Put the table right here.

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We won't be having many more of these together.

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You'll walk out on me just to get married.

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I'm tired of the life I've been leading.

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I'll give you 10,000 more.

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You don't understand. Money isn't everything.

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After all these years together.

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I'm tired of being pawed!

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I beg your pardon. My compliments, miss.

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And as for you, sir,

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shame!

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You misled me. You tricked me.

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-You KNEW that she was on this boat.

-I'll admit the charge!

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-Have you been with that woman?

-Not THAT woman, THE woman.

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But I wasn't with her. She hasn't left her room.

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-I'm staying with you all evening.

-Good. Maybe she's got a friend.

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Really?

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What are you weaving about for?

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-Weaving?

-Yes.

-I'm not weaving.

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-It's the boat.

-THIS boat's doing that?

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-It must be getting choppy.

-Oh!

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Of course.

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Ohhhh...

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Ohhhh...

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-Jeff, what the matter?

-Nothing. I'm all right, I think.

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I guess.

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Oh, you look terrible. Do I? Yes, you're all white.

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Sort of green, kind of yellowish.

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-You ought to go to bed.

-Maybe...

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No, maybe I'd better get some air.

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Ohhhh....

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-Do you mind?

-Not at all.

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-Ohhhh...

-What's the matter?

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It's the boat. It's weaving.

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There.

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-Is that better?

-I don't know.

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-Straight lemon juice, please.

-That'll make you seasick.

-Ohhhh.

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-He needs champagne.

-No, no, no. I've never touched champagne.

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-You can watch ME, then. Keep them coming.

-Nothing.

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Tell me the truth, do I look bad to you?

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I don't know you well enough to tell you the truth.

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BAND PLAYS "DOG WALK"

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Miss...er...Miss Keene... you remember the night we met?

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Yes, I remember.

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Hotchachanya(!)

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Wait a minute, please. I want to explain.

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I saw a photograph of you and decided I HAD to meet you.

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I tried, but nobody in Paris knew you...

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Everybody WORTH knowing knows Linda Keene.

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Of course, but I just don't seem to know the right people. Yet.

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Couldn't you do something about that? As one Yankee to another?

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I'm from the SOUTH.

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-SOUTHERN ACCENT:

-Maybe y'all's from the North?

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DOG SNAPS

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It's funny. Dogs have an instinct for the right people.

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-How d'you like that?

-HE BARKS

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-DRUNKENLY:

-Thash marvellous how you can do that.

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-Lesh drink to that.

-Steward!

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Another bottle of this lemon.

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He's gone to bed!

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Must be late. What time is it?

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What does your watch say?

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It says tick, tick, tick, tick...

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CLOCK TICKS

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Hey, Jeffrey!

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Hello, hello, hello! Good morning! Good morning!

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Well! What's wrong? Lose something?

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I've got great news for you. You're NOT going to be seasick.

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-The Captain says this will be the smoothest trip in 10 years.

-Ohhhh!

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-You only had one glass.

-But you kept filling it.

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-< Breakfast!

-What'll I do?

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Put that breakfast away!

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That'll save me an extra trip.

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BAND PLAYS "DOG WALK"

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Come here. What happened?

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You've ruined your sweater. I'll have to fix it.

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Isn't it wonderful being here tonight like this?

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-Still on the same boat together.

-I seldom change boats mid-ocean.

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I'm lucky. The first time I'm on a boat with somebody like you, it turns out to be...YOU.

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# At any gambling casino From Monte Carlo to Reno

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# They tell you that a beginner comes out a winner

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# Beginner fishing for flounder

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# Will catch a seventeen-pounder

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# That's what I've always heard And always thought absurd

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# But NOW I believe every word

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# For I've got beginner's luck

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# The first time I'm in love I'm in love with you

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# Gosh, I'm lucky I've got beginner's luck

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# There never was such a smile Or such eyes of blue

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# Gosh, I'm fortunate, this thing we've begun is much more than a pastime

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# For this time is the one Where the first time is the last time

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# I've got beginner's luck Lucky through and through

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# 'Cos the first time I'm in love I'm in love with YOU! #

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DOGS HOWL

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Fellows, listen to this.

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"Lady Tarrington left this morning on the S.S. Marseilles

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"for a trip to America to visit her friends, Mr and Mrs Petrov.

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"The Petrovs have been married for some time.

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"But the marriage has not previously been disclosed."

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News for your morning bulletin!

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That must be the musical star Linda Keene.

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You're right.

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That ballet dancer, Petrov, is secretly married.

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I'll bet it's to that dancer. Righto!

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-Will that be all?

-Yes, thank you.

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They've been married for some time.

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They're a lovely looking couple.

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(My dear!)

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CHORUS OF "GOOD EVENING"

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-That's what I like about boats - everyone's so friendly.

-Yes!

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A toast!

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ALL: # For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fe-ellow

0:37:070:37:14

# Which nobody can deny! #

0:37:140:37:17

PETROV!

0:37:200:37:23

Wake up, wake up, Petrov, wake up!

0:37:230:37:26

-We're going to have a baby!

-What?

-Why keep this a secret from me?

0:37:260:37:31

-What are you talking about?

-It's in the ship's bulletin.

0:37:310:37:37

The editor announces, quote, "A blessed event is imminent."

0:37:370:37:42

-Why does this happen to me?

-It hasn't even happened to ME!

0:37:420:37:48

Lady Tarrington!

0:37:480:37:51

You realise that YOU'RE the father of my child?

0:37:510:37:56

Of course. ..That's ridiculous!

0:37:560:37:59

You told Denise I was married, and now I'm going to be a father.

0:37:590:38:04

-Isn't that cute?

-It's a MIRACLE!

-I warned you that that woman would cause trouble.

0:38:040:38:11

I warned YOU that I'd fall in love with her.

0:38:110:38:15

-Explain to her!

-I won't!

-You DO want me to dance?

0:38:150:38:20

-In that case, perhaps I'd better.

-I'll take care of this.

0:38:200:38:24

Operator! Operator! Get me Mr Petrov.

0:38:270:38:32

Don't you DARE congratulate me.

0:38:320:38:34

-KNOCK ON DOOR

-Come in!

0:38:360:38:39

-Miss Keene, we will not tolerate your insinuations.

-Stay there!

0:38:420:38:48

While I compose myself.

0:38:480:38:52

I suppose you and that toe-dancer think this whole thing's a joke?

0:38:520:38:57

-It wasn't Mr Petrov's fault.

-It wasn't(?)

0:38:570:39:02

-Petrov is besieged by women.

-Oh, naturally(!)

0:39:020:39:07

To get rid of one...well... he said he was married to you.

0:39:070:39:12

-To get rid of her?!

-Exactly. He felt that YOU wouldn't mind.

0:39:120:39:18

So, he used ME to...

0:39:180:39:21

Exactly. See, it wasn't altogether a joke.

0:39:210:39:26

Good morning, little mother!

0:39:260:39:29

Good morning.

0:39:430:39:46

-I want to book passage on that mail plane.

-It's against the law.

-But I MUST leave the ship.

0:39:460:39:55

Oh, I understand. But it IS a little irregular.

0:39:550:39:59

The Government will understand.

0:39:590:40:02

Under the circumstances, Madam...

0:40:020:40:06

Not Madam - MISS!

0:40:060:40:09

-Where's Linda?

-Oh, pardon me.

0:40:240:40:28

Take a good look.

0:40:280:40:31

I could have explained everything.

0:40:420:40:46

You couldn't have explained her humiliation.

0:40:460:40:50

-Now she's going to get married.

-Married?!

-Yes.

0:40:500:40:54

Married to a Park Avenue cluck. YOU'VE driven her to that.

0:40:540:41:01

-I didn't do anything.

-Only used her to get rid of another dame(!)

0:41:010:41:08

-Who said I did?

-Mr Baird.

0:41:080:41:11

Oh, he DID(?)

0:41:110:41:13

The fire bell will ring. Do not pay any attention to it - fire drill for the crew.

0:41:160:41:24

Here.

0:41:240:41:25

Jeff, did you tell Miss Keene I used her?

0:41:250:41:29

Yes. One day you'll thank me for doing it.

0:41:290:41:33

-THANK you?!

-Haven't you any feeling for your art?

0:41:330:41:38

-Because of your lies, she's quitting showbusiness.

-That's no loss!

0:41:380:41:45

-I've scotched it, and I'm proud of it!

-You've scotched it, all right!

0:41:450:41:52

-FIRE BELL SOUNDS

-What IS that noise?

0:41:520:41:56

-The boat's on fire.

-Oh, is it?

0:41:560:41:59

THIS boat?

0:41:590:42:01

-Aaaaaagh! What are we gonna do?

-Nothing.

-Nothing.

-Stay.

-Stay.

0:42:010:42:07

-Don't move.

-Don't move. HURRY!

0:42:070:42:10

-Get into this.

-I'll sue them!

-IF we get out.

-I'll sue anyway!

0:42:100:42:16

-Take this.

-Yes.

-We'll need this.

-The flames are getting nearer!

0:42:160:42:21

-Keep the head!

-Keep the head!

-We need hats.

-Of course!

0:42:210:42:26

-We don't want head colds.

-No.

0:42:260:42:29

-And fruit.

-To eat. Of course.

0:42:290:42:32

-Blankets!

-Blankets!

-The clock!

0:42:320:42:35

Petrov, they've lowered our boat.

0:42:350:42:38

-Better take this.

-We can play golf.

-Of course.

0:42:380:42:43

-It's boat station four.

-Got everything?

0:42:430:42:47

Don't forget the blankets.

0:42:470:42:50

Don't get excited. Just follow me.

0:42:500:42:53

Hurry up! Don't get excited.

0:42:570:43:01

Everybody keep calm.

0:43:010:43:04

My boat's number four.

0:43:040:43:07

Four! All right, I'm here. Let it down! What are you waiting for?

0:43:070:43:13

THEY ALL ROAR WITH LAUGHTER

0:43:130:43:16

Miss Keene? She's back already. Oh, goody, goody.

0:43:590:44:05

Miss Keene's back. Key, please.

0:44:050:44:08

Thank you very much.

0:44:080:44:11

Welcome home. So happy to see you.

0:44:130:44:17

-Thank you, Cecil.

-Are you... are you...ALONE ?

0:44:170:44:22

Certainly. And who else would be with me?

0:44:220:44:26

You are a one! Keeping it a secret so long.

0:44:260:44:30

-There is NO secret.

-Not NOW...

-There never WAS.

-Very well.

0:44:300:44:35

You'll find me the very SOUL of discretion.

0:44:350:44:39

Just one moment. I've got a surprise for you.

0:44:460:44:51

Voila!

0:44:520:44:54

-Jim! I'm so glad to see you.

-You're looking very well.

0:45:460:45:52

-Considering.

-You look grand, too.

-Thanks. I'm lucky that way.

0:45:520:45:57

Nothing shows in my face.

0:45:570:45:59

-Why didn't you tell me?

-Tell you? There's nothing to tell.

-Somebody's wrong.

0:45:590:46:06

That?!

0:46:060:46:08

False, malicious gossip.

0:46:080:46:10

Petrov...

0:46:140:46:16

On his way up? Splendid.

0:46:160:46:19

-Cecil Flintridge.

-No, no, no. Jeffrey Baird.

0:46:240:46:29

I beg your pardon, Cecil Flintridge.

0:46:290:46:32

I beg YOUR pardon, Jeffrey Baird.

0:46:320:46:35

NO! Cecil Flintridge.

0:46:350:46:39

I am JEFFREY BAIRD, Petrov's manager.

0:46:390:46:42

-And

-I

-am Cecil Flintridge.

0:46:420:46:45

-YOU are Cecil Flintridge?

-Yes.

-What of it?

-What?!

-Cecil! Of the hotel?

0:46:450:46:52

-Yes!

-How are you?

-How are you? How do you do?

0:46:520:46:56

-I've been at great pains to make you comfortable.

-How kind of you.

-Yes, I thought it was kind of me.

0:46:560:47:04

-Your suite is next to Mrs... Miss Keene's.

-WHAT?! You blundering blunderer!

0:47:040:47:11

Petrov! Petrov! PETROV!

0:47:140:47:17

Petrov, do you know where we are?

0:47:170:47:20

Don't tell me. New York!

0:47:200:47:23

-We're right next to Linda Keene.

-Good!

0:47:230:47:27

-That's what

-I

-thought.

-Nobody's interested.

0:47:270:47:31

-I'm only doing my best.

-Then move us to another suite.

0:47:310:47:37

-Married people...

-They're NOT married.

-NOT married?!

0:47:370:47:42

Ohhhh!

0:47:420:47:43

-Arthur.

-I've only kept The Roof open in the hope you'd come back.

0:47:580:48:04

Since you left, I haven't had one revue there.

0:48:040:48:09

-Arthur, I'm not THAT good.

-You're right, you're not.

0:48:090:48:14

Seriously - the crowds who haven't been on The Roof since you left think you are.

0:48:140:48:21

-Arthur...

-What?

-I'm going to be married to Jim Montgomery.

0:48:210:48:26

Well, I guess I'm licked.

0:48:260:48:29

If your mind's made up, there's nothing I can say.

0:48:290:48:34

No, I'm afraid there's not.

0:48:340:48:37

Except to wish me luck.

0:48:390:48:42

You know I do! All the best.

0:48:420:48:45

-Thank you.

-There's one thing I insist on doing.

-What's that?

0:48:450:48:50

Give you and Jim dinner. Tonight. On The Roof.

0:48:500:48:55

Lovely! Nice of you to think of Jim.

0:48:550:48:58

I think of him constantly.

0:48:580:49:01

We've had dinner. What are we doing up here?

0:49:200:49:24

-You'll find out when

-I

-do.

-Mr Miller's expecting you.

0:49:240:49:29

This way.

0:49:290:49:32

Take this to Evans. Yes, sir.

0:50:060:50:09

MUSIC ENDS

0:50:220:50:24

Thank you, Arthur.

0:50:300:50:33

OPENING BARS OF "THEY ALL LAUGHED"

0:50:470:50:50

APPLAUSE

0:50:500:50:53

# The odds were a hundred to one against me

0:51:110:51:16

# The world thought the heights were too high to climb

0:51:160:51:21

# But people from Missouri never incensed me

0:51:210:51:26

# Oh, I wasn't a bit concerned

0:51:260:51:29

# For from history I had learned

0:51:290:51:32

# How many, many times the worm had turned

0:51:320:51:37

# They all laughed at Christopher Columbus When he said the world was round

0:51:370:51:43

# They all laughed when Edison recorded sound

0:51:430:51:47

# They all laughed at Wilbur and his brother When they said that man could fly

0:51:470:51:54

# They told Marconi wireless was a phoney It's the same old cry

0:51:540:52:00

# They laughed at me wanting you said I was reaching for the moon

0:52:000:52:05

# But, oh, you came through They'll have to change their tune They said we never would be happy

0:52:050:52:13

# Darling, take a bow

0:52:130:52:15

# Ho, ho, ho Who's got the last laugh now? #

0:52:150:52:19

APPLAUSE

0:52:190:52:24

Miss Keene will now dance for us.

0:52:390:52:41

But not alone! Those of you who've never seen her famous partner have heard a lot about him! Petrov!

0:52:430:52:51

APPLAUSE

0:52:510:52:54

BAND BEGINS TO PLAY

0:53:060:53:09

-(What do I do?)

-(Tweest!)

0:53:390:53:42

BAND BREAKS INTO "THEY ALL LAUGHED"

0:53:530:53:57

CROWD APPLAUD AND CHEER

0:56:530:56:56

I've got to stop Linda from marrying Jim. Get a new angle.

0:57:000:57:06

This secret marriage is too secret. The newspapers need absolute proof.

0:57:060:57:13

The public would climb a building to see Linda and Petrov dance. We must do something.

0:57:130:57:20

Furnish the proof that they're married.

0:57:200:57:24

I have an idea. Remember the dream idea that sculptor sold us on for Lynn?

0:57:240:57:31

The one we never used?

0:57:310:57:34

Yeah. We're going to collect on it.

0:57:340:57:37

Lynn never saw that model ? < No.

0:57:370:57:40

With a few changes, I'll turn that dream stuff into a nightmare that'll make history.

0:57:400:57:47

Poor Lynn!

0:57:470:57:50

DRUNKENLY: # They all said we never would be happy

0:59:080:59:13

# They laughed at us and how But, ho, ho, ho Who's got the last laugh now? #

0:59:130:59:20

DOOR SLAMS

0:59:200:59:22

-Good morning, Tai.

-Good morning, Miss Linda.

0:59:450:59:49

BUZZER SOUNDS

0:59:530:59:55

-Have you no shame?

-Why, I...

-I deny your marriage to the boys, then they flash these pictures...

1:00:101:00:17

-I never thought you'd double-cross me.

-Double-cross you?! I didn't pose for those!

-No(?)

1:00:171:00:25

-This is certainly not ME.

-Linda...

1:00:251:00:29

I trusted you. I even blessed your proposed union with Jim.

1:00:291:00:34

What a way to treat your friend.

1:00:341:00:37

-You're the only one who can help.

-I've done everything.

-You must.

-No more.

1:00:371:00:43

-I'll sue the paper!

-Linda, I can't let you down. I'll handle it.

1:00:431:00:50

I knew you'd stand by me.

1:00:501:00:53

Get me Mr Petrov.

1:00:581:01:00

TELEPHONE RINGS

1:01:021:01:04

Hello.

1:01:051:01:06

Oh, it's you...

1:01:071:01:09

Good morning!

1:01:091:01:12

How? What?

1:01:121:01:15

No, I haven't. The papers?

1:01:161:01:19

I'll be right over.

1:01:191:01:22

Jeffrey!

1:01:331:01:35

-What IS the matter?

-Take a look at this.

1:01:351:01:40

You won't have to run through the hallway any more. Compliments of the management.

1:01:491:01:56

Cad!

1:02:011:02:02

I suppose you're going to say this isn't you!

1:02:151:02:20

I can't. Neither can YOU.

1:02:201:02:23

-Can you?

-No.

1:02:231:02:26

You...you don't, by any chance, walk in your sleep, do you?

1:02:271:02:32

Why...how can you SAY such a thing?

1:02:321:02:36

Well, it's MY bed, and I'M asleep.

1:02:371:02:40

-Well!

-TELEPHONE RINGS

1:02:401:02:42

R-I-I-I-ING

1:02:461:02:47

R-I-I-I-ING

1:02:471:02:49

Hello.

1:02:511:02:52

What?

1:02:521:02:54

-You want a statement?! Let me tell...

-Wait!

1:02:541:02:59

It might be libel. Let ME talk. Maybe I can put it more gently.

1:02:591:03:05

-SWEETLY:

-Hello. Who is this, please?

1:03:081:03:12

Oh, the editor!

1:03:121:03:15

Well, you and that cheap outfit that published those pictures...

1:03:151:03:20

Wait! I'M talking! What?

1:03:201:03:23

-Oh...

-DOOR BUZZER

1:03:251:03:28

Oh...

1:03:291:03:30

Oh...

1:03:331:03:34

Oh!

1:03:361:03:37

Oh! Oh, Jim.

1:03:371:03:41

Wh...why didn't you phone? I...I would have been dressed.

1:03:451:03:50

-You've seen the paper?

-Oh, that? Lies. Ridiculous lies.

1:03:501:03:55

I let you talk your way out of that other picture.

1:03:551:04:00

-But that's YOU.

-That's NOT me.

1:04:001:04:02

-I wouldn't be caught dead in that cheap negligee!

-In this picture, there's no corpse.

1:04:021:04:10

Er...good morning.

1:04:201:04:23

Er...good morning.

1:04:241:04:26

Er...Jim...this is Mr Petrov...

1:04:261:04:30

er...Mr Petrov...this is Jim. Jim Montgomery, my fiance.

1:04:301:04:35

You've heard of Mr Petrov, dear?

1:04:351:04:39

-Yes. Isn't he the man you were telling me about?

-Yes. He's the one!

1:04:391:04:44

Yes. I'm...the one.

1:04:441:04:47

Glad to see you, Mr Montgomery.

1:04:471:04:52

The editor will retract the story, but how about those pictures?

1:04:521:04:57

-Yes, as I was saying, how about those pictures?

-Er, yes. How about those pictures!

1:04:571:05:05

Don't you think this is a poor time to announce our engagement?

1:05:051:05:11

Couldn't we wait?

1:05:111:05:14

Oh, yes, Jim. Of course. It's only fair to you.

1:05:141:05:19

Glad to have met you, Mr Petrov.

1:05:241:05:27

Me, too.

1:05:271:05:29

Charming chap.

1:05:321:05:34

-We'll manage this somehow.

-But HOW?

1:05:361:05:40

The reporters are on their way up! What shall I do? What SHALL I do?

1:05:401:05:46

-Stall them off, Cecil. We'll sneak out.

-Yes, sir.

1:05:461:05:51

-I'll meet you in the park.

-OK.

1:05:511:05:54

Let's go back. I'm tired.

1:06:141:06:17

I can't keep this up much longer. I haven't been on skates since I was a kid.

1:06:441:06:51

-It was YOUR idea.

-Yeah.

1:06:511:06:54

-How much longer do we stay out?

-Oh, the reporters will leave by dark.

1:06:541:07:00

It would look funny if we denied the marriage now, wouldn't it?

1:07:001:07:06

-I don't know what to do.

-I don't either.

1:07:061:07:10

The word is "eether".

1:07:111:07:14

All right. The word is eether. No use squabbling.

1:07:141:07:19

-That'll get neither of us any place.

-The word is "neether".

1:07:191:07:24

-#

-Things have come to a pretty pass

1:07:241:07:27

-#

-Our romance is growing FLAT

1:07:271:07:30

-#

-Cos you like this and the other

1:07:301:07:33

-#

-While I go for this and that

1:07:331:07:36

-#

-Goodness knows what the end will be I don't know where I'm at

1:07:361:07:41

-#

-It's plain to see We two will never make one

1:07:411:07:45

-#

-Something must be done

1:07:451:07:49

-#

-You say eether I say either

1:07:491:07:52

-#

-You say neether I say neither

1:07:521:07:55

-#

-Eeether, either, neether, neither Let's call the whole thing off

1:07:551:08:00

-#

-You like potato, I like potatah You like tomato, I like tomatah

1:08:001:08:06

-#

-Potato, potatah, tomato, tomatah Let's call the whole thing off

1:08:061:08:11

-#

-But o-o-o-o-h If we call the whole thing off Then we must part

1:08:111:08:17

-#

-And o-o-o-o-h if we ever part Then that might break my heart

1:08:171:08:23

-#

-So if you like pyjamas And I like pyjahamas

1:08:231:08:25

-#

-I'll wear pyjamas And give up pyjahamas

1:08:251:08:28

-#

-For we know we need each other so we

1:08:281:08:31

-#

-Better call the calling off off Let's call the whole thing off

1:08:311:08:36

-#

-You say laughter I saw lawfter

1:08:391:08:42

-#

-You say after I saw awfter

1:08:421:08:45

-#

-Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter Let's call the whole thing off

1:08:451:08:50

-#

-You like Havana I like Havanha

1:08:501:08:53

-#

-You eat banana I eat bananha

1:08:531:08:56

-#

-Havana, Havanha, banana, bananha Let's call the whole thing off

1:08:561:09:01

-#

-But o-o-o-o-h If we call the whole thing off Then we must part

1:09:011:09:07

-#

-And, o-o-o-o-h if we ever part Then that might break my heart

1:09:071:09:12

-#

-So if you like oysters And I like ersters

1:09:121:09:15

-#

-I'll take oysters And give up ersters

1:09:151:09:18

-#

-For we know we need each other so we

1:09:181:09:21

-#

-Better call the calling off OFF Let's call the whole thing off!

-#

1:09:211:09:26

SHE TAPS IN TIME TO MUSIC

1:09:261:09:29

Yes, it was MY idea.

1:11:541:11:57

Have you any more of them?

1:11:581:12:01

PAPER BOY: Read about the secret marriage!

1:12:021:12:06

Read all about the secret marriage!

1:12:061:12:10

We're about the only two people who don't think we're married!

1:12:101:12:15

-We both KNOW we're NOT.

-I'm beginning to have my doubts.

1:12:151:12:20

Don't say I have to convince YOU that we're not married?!

1:12:201:12:25

We certainly can't deny it, in the face of those pictures.

1:12:251:12:30

-No, I'm afraid not.

-We can't even get a divorce.

1:12:301:12:35

If I COULD divorce you before I married Jim, THAT would put a stop to all this.

1:12:351:12:42

It certainly would!

1:12:421:12:45

Peter, you've got to marry me.

1:12:491:12:52

Why, Linda, this is so sudden.

1:12:521:12:55

If we get married, I could start divorce proceedings.

1:12:551:13:00

Well, I...I don't know.

1:13:001:13:03

You got me into all this, you should marry me.

1:13:031:13:08

It wasn't MY fault.

1:13:081:13:10

-All right, it's MY fault. But you've got to marry me.

-Well...I...I...

1:13:101:13:18

-I'd like to think it over.

-There's nothing to think over!

-All right.

1:13:181:13:24

But where can we get a licence?

1:13:251:13:28

-Everybody in New York knows us.

-Try New Jersey.

-Thanks.

1:13:281:13:33

The name of the bride is...?

1:13:391:13:42

My...er...my REAL name... is Linda Thompson.

1:13:431:13:47

And the name of the groom?

1:13:491:13:52

Er...Peter P. Peters.

1:13:521:13:55

I beg your pardon, but what are grounds for divorce in this state?

1:13:581:14:04

Marriage!

1:14:051:14:07

Good afternoon.

1:14:131:14:15

Oh, Lady Tarrington, your suite is ready.

1:14:151:14:20

Announce me to Mr Petrov. < Is he expecting you? Yes!

1:14:201:14:25

Room 2601. I'll have you announced.

1:14:251:14:28

TELEPHONE RINGS

1:14:281:14:31

Petrov! Where ARE you?

1:14:311:14:34

Oh, it's not Petrov? It's the desk.

1:14:341:14:38

Lady Tarrington? Send her up.

1:14:381:14:41

Lady Tarrington?! She can't come up here.

1:14:421:14:46

Tell her to go back to Paris.

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She's on her way up?! Let me talk to the floor manager.

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Cecil Flintridge. Oh, it's YOU, Mr Baird. How are you?

1:14:571:15:03

That doesn't matter. The woman who started the rumour of Petrov's marriage...

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-Yes, I said rumour.

-Rumour? >

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YES! They are NOT married!

1:15:131:15:16

-Oh, Denise! It's you!

-So, they are NOT married?

1:15:181:15:24

Yes, well, that is, not exactly, no.

1:15:241:15:27

Well, my little journey is going to be exciting!

1:15:271:15:32

-Oh, you're not going to...er...?

-Oh, yes, indeed I am!

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-DOOR BUZZER

-That's Petrov now.

1:15:381:15:41

I don't wish to shilly-shally.

1:15:441:15:47

-But I want to know - is Petrov married or not?!

-Yes! He is not.

1:15:471:15:53

Johnson...

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Change that lock!

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FLOWER-SELLER: Gardenias, 10 cents.

1:16:161:16:19

Right here, please.

1:16:191:16:22

A corsage for the bride.

1:16:231:16:26

-That's all right.

-Thank you, sir.

1:16:281:16:31

Tomorrow we'll be all straightened out.

1:16:501:16:54

-You'll be on YOUR way, and I'll...be on MY way.

-Where?

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Oh, back to being a bachelor. Catch up with my usual life.

1:16:591:17:04

-Forget all this.

-I hope you enjoy it.

1:17:041:17:08

Thanks. I hope you enjoy your divorce.

1:17:081:17:13

Thanks. I didn't know getting married was so depressing. I'm sorry I asked you.

1:17:131:17:20

-That's all right. I'll get over it.

-Oh, of course.

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-#

-Our romance won't end on a sorrowful note

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-#

-Though by tomorrow you're gone

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-#

-The song is ended But as the songwriter wrote

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-#

-The melody lingers on

1:17:371:17:40

-#

-They may take you from me I'll miss your fond caress

1:17:401:17:46

-#

-But though they take you from me I'll still poss-e-e-e-e-ss

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-#

-The way you wear your hat

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-#

-The way you sip your tea

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-#

-The memory of all that

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-#

-Oh no They can't take that away from me

1:18:071:18:11

-#

-The way your smile just beams

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-#

-The way you sing off-key

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-#

-The way you haunt my dreams

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-#

-No no They can't take that away from me

1:18:241:18:29

-#

-We may never never meet again

1:18:291:18:33

-#

-On the bumpy road to love

1:18:331:18:37

-#

-But I'll always always keep the memory of...

1:18:371:18:44

-#

-The way you hold your knife

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-#

-The way we danced till three

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-#

-The way you changed my life

1:18:531:18:57

-#

-No no They can't take that away from me

1:18:571:19:02

-#

-No...

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-#

-They can't take that a-a-a-a-way

1:19:031:19:07

-#

-From m-e-e-e-e-e-e.

-#

1:19:071:19:11

I guess the honeymoon is over.

1:19:401:19:44

Won't you come in for a drink?

1:19:441:19:47

No, I don't think so.

1:19:481:19:51

-Goodnight.

-A cigarette?

1:19:511:19:54

No. No. Thanks just the same.

1:19:561:19:59

I just want to thank you for everything.

1:19:591:20:03

You're welcome.

1:20:041:20:07

Well...goodnight.

1:20:071:20:09

Sorry! It's way past my bedtime.

1:20:111:20:14

Goodnight, Linda.

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DOOR SLAMS

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Jeff!

1:20:371:20:39

Jeff!

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Come in.

1:21:101:21:14

Oh, Cecil.

1:21:171:21:20

-M...may I come in?

-Isn't it way past your bedtime?

1:21:201:21:24

-Yes. But I've been waiting up to see you.

-To see me?

1:21:241:21:29

I must acquaint you with the varying state of my mind.

1:21:291:21:34

It feels like a pendulum. To...and fro.

1:21:341:21:38

Then a moment later, fro...and to.

1:21:381:21:42

Miss Keene, ARE you Mrs Petrov? Or should I say, Miss Petrov, are you Miss Keene?

1:21:441:21:52

I'll tell you, Cecil, we ARE married.

1:21:521:21:56

-Mrs Petrov! My best congratulations!

-Thank you.

1:21:561:22:00

-Now I can go to bed with a clear conscience.

-So can I!

1:22:001:22:05

Mrs Petrov, I hope you will forgive me,

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but in the stress of the circumstances, I changed the lock.

1:22:091:22:15

But may I present you with this?

1:22:151:22:18

The new key to your happiness!

1:22:181:22:21

Thank you.

1:22:211:22:23

Thank YOU. Goodnight.

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HANDLE CLICKS

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-KNOCK ON DOOR

-Come in!

1:22:581:23:02

Peter!

1:23:021:23:04

Denise!

1:23:061:23:08

-You can't come in here.

-Why? Afraid your wife will object(?)

1:23:081:23:13

-Yes. Yes, exactly.

-Peter, please! Think of a new one.

1:23:131:23:18

-B...but I'm married. REALLY.

-Jeffrey told me the truth.

1:23:181:23:24

-But even Jeffrey doesn't know.

-Are you sure your WIFE knows?

1:23:241:23:29

-Please go away.

-I don't believe you.

1:23:291:23:33

And I won't budge under any circumstances!

1:23:331:23:37

Peter, you're so worked up... and I LOVE it!

1:23:441:23:49

Linda!

1:23:531:23:56

-Wait a minute!

-Yes, don't go.

1:23:561:23:58

Er...this is...Lady Tarrington.

1:23:581:24:01

This is my wife, Mrs Petrov... er...Miss Keene.

1:24:011:24:06

Oh. I have heard about you.

1:24:061:24:09

I hadn't heard about YOU. Why have you been so secretive?

1:24:091:24:14

Oh, well, er...er...I didn't think you'd be interested.

1:24:141:24:19

How silly! I imagine Lady Tarrington is quite charming.

1:24:191:24:25

-When you get to know her.

-She is. I mean...

1:24:251:24:29

You really ARE married to Peter?

1:24:291:24:32

Yes. Really. Do you mind?

1:24:321:24:35

No. But I think it would be awfully pleasant if you would divorce him.

1:24:351:24:41

I'm sure I'll NEVER divorce him.

1:24:411:24:44

You are more intelligent than you look.

1:24:451:24:49

Thank you.

1:24:491:24:51

I wish I could say the same of you. Goodnight.

1:24:511:24:55

Tai!

1:25:031:25:06

-I'm sorry, Peter.

-No, no, don't apologise.

1:25:061:25:10

-You've done me a great favour.

-I certainly didn't mean to.

1:25:101:25:15

-Bon voyage.

-Are you going away?

1:25:171:25:20

No. But I thought maybe YOU were.

1:25:201:25:23

-I'll send for you.

-Yes, miss.

1:25:261:25:28

-Good luck, Peter.

-Thanks, Denise.

1:25:391:25:42

Linda! Linda, darling! She's gone!

1:25:531:25:56

May I come in to tell you how happy I am that you're not divorcing me?

1:25:561:26:03

Linda!

1:26:041:26:06

Linda!

1:26:071:26:09

Tell me where you're going.

1:26:131:26:17

All right, Linda, if that's the way you feel. Good luck.

1:26:171:26:23

Now what? Linda.

1:26:231:26:27

She's walked out. For good.

1:26:271:26:30

For whose good? Not yours or your creditors.

1:26:301:26:34

Creditors? Yeah. The people who come up because the customers didn't.

1:26:341:26:40

Send up a case of champagne!

1:26:421:26:45

-Have you heard from Linda?

-Yeah.

-Where is she?

-She wouldn't say.

1:26:481:26:53

But she said something about going through with the divorce.

1:26:531:26:58

-Why didn't you stop her?

-I tried to stop her marrying Montgomery.

-What did YOU do?

1:26:581:27:05

-I proved that she was married to you.

-YOU took those pictures?

1:27:051:27:10

How?

1:27:101:27:12

If Linda didn't marry Montgomery, I thought I'd get her in my review. But YOU had to horn in.

1:27:181:27:26

-Now I've lost her.

-I'VE lost her.

1:27:261:27:29

Petrov! Oh, you're here!

1:27:291:27:32

Let me tell you... Hello, Miss Keene.

1:27:321:27:36

-We have no show!

-Arthur hasn't either.

-I'm glad.

1:27:361:27:41

The show's been cancelled because of you and THAT woman.

1:27:411:27:46

Oh, my word! She's fainted!

1:27:461:27:49

-It's just a dummy.

-I know she's a dummy. A tap-dancing dummy.

1:27:491:27:55

You mean a dumb dummy. Of course! That picture in the paper!

1:27:581:28:03

You know where we are, don't you?

1:28:051:28:08

We're in New York with no show - all because of you and your practical jokes.

1:28:081:28:15

We can help. We'll use your boy in our show.

1:28:151:28:19

-My what?!

-What if we find a spot for you? >

1:28:191:28:24

You vandal! The great Petrov in one of your cheap shows?!

1:28:241:28:29

What's wrong?

1:29:061:29:08

-I'm still trying to get an idea. Something's missing.

-Linda Keene!

1:29:081:29:14

A man outside to see Mr Petrov. Shall I let him in?

1:29:141:29:19

Nobody is to go near him. But he...

1:29:191:29:22

-I'm going to dance with Linda!

-Is she back?

-No. But that figure gave me an idea.

1:29:221:29:29

-If I can't dance with ONE Linda, I'll dance with dozens!

-You've got something!

1:29:291:29:36

The man says if he don't see...

1:29:361:29:39

Tell him YOU'RE Petrov. Like a game? Yes!

1:29:391:29:45

What's troubling you, good fellow?

1:29:471:29:50

Peter P Peters, known as Petrov?

1:29:501:29:53

What an amusing alliteration! I am.

1:29:531:29:57

Here's a present for you. Thank you.

1:29:581:30:02

Now I see the idea of the game.

1:30:071:30:10

I am NOT Peter Peters. Neither am I Petrov.

1:30:101:30:14

Oh, wise guy, eh? Leave these premises!

1:30:141:30:19

I'm waiting to speak with Mr Arthur Miller.

1:30:261:30:30

Well, I'll speak with Mr Jeffrey Baird.

1:30:301:30:34

This is Cecil Flintridge. Yes. I'll wait.

1:30:341:30:38

Hello?

1:30:421:30:43

-Hello, Jeffrey. Are you there?

-Of course I'm here.

1:30:431:30:48

Don't shout at me! I'm in jail.

1:30:481:30:51

That's OK. We don't need you.

1:30:511:30:54

I'm in jail! Get me out. I'm at the Susquehanna Street jail.

1:30:541:31:00

Susquehanna!

1:31:001:31:02

Susquehanna!

1:31:031:31:05

S...U...S...Q...

1:31:051:31:08

Q! Q! You know, the thing you play billiards with.

1:31:081:31:13

Billiards!

1:31:141:31:16

B...I...L...L... What is this? A spelling bee?

1:31:161:31:21

No. "L" for larynx.

1:31:211:31:24

L...A...R...Y...N...

1:31:241:31:27

Not M - N ! N as in neighbour!

1:31:271:31:31

N...E...I...G...H...B...

1:31:311:31:34

B !

1:31:341:31:36

B ! Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

1:31:371:31:40

You know, the stinging insect.

1:31:401:31:43

Insect! I...N...S...

1:31:431:31:46

S!

1:31:461:31:48

S for symbol!

1:31:481:31:50

S...Y...

1:31:511:31:53

Y!

1:31:531:31:55

Y!

1:31:561:31:58

Don't ask ME why!

1:31:581:32:01

Look, Jeffrey, I'm in jail. Wait a minute.

1:32:011:32:05

What jail did you say this was? Susquehanna Street. Thank you.

1:32:051:32:11

I'm in the Susque...the Susq...

1:32:111:32:14

Jeffrey, listen closely.

1:32:141:32:17

Do you know where Oak Street jail is?

1:32:171:32:21

You do? Fine! I'll have them transfer me there in the MORNING!

1:32:211:32:26

ORCHESTRA BEGIN TO PLAY

1:32:561:32:59

Linda, give up this idea of making a spectacle of yourself.

1:36:581:37:03

-Our men will serve Petrov.

-Your men have had their chance.

1:37:031:37:09

Besides, I'll enjoy serving this summons PERSONALLY.

1:37:091:37:15

Linda, it was swell of you to come.

1:37:251:37:28

Meet my attorney, Mr Russell.

1:37:281:37:31

How do you do? How do you do?

1:37:311:37:34

He said if he couldn't dance with you, he'd dance with images of you.

1:37:441:37:50

-Arthur, take me backstage.

-Mrs Petrov! Or...Miss Keene?

1:39:261:39:31

Ssssh!

1:39:311:39:33

You're back! What do you want?

1:39:331:39:36

Ssh!

1:39:361:39:37

-Ssh!

-What's the matter, Cecil?

-Ssh!

1:39:381:39:41

-Ssh!

-< Ssh!

1:39:411:39:44

SSSSSSSSH!

1:39:441:39:47

Ssssh! < SSSSSSH!

1:39:471:39:52

-SSSSSH!

-Arthur, please.

1:39:521:39:55

Ssssh! Sssh! Ssssh!

1:39:551:40:00

-Sssssh!

-Ssssh!

1:40:001:40:04

-#

-Drop that long face Come on, have your fling

1:40:151:40:20

-#

-Why keep nursing the blues?

1:40:201:40:23

-#

-If you want this old world on a string

1:40:231:40:27

-#

-Put on your dancing shoes Stop wasting time

1:40:271:40:31

-#

-Put on your dancing shoes Watch your spirits climb

1:40:311:40:36

-#

-Shall we dance Or keep on moping?

1:40:361:40:40

-#

-Shall we dance And walk on air?

1:40:401:40:43

-#

-Shall we give in to despair?

1:40:431:40:46

-#

-Or shall we dance with never a care?

1:40:461:40:50

-#

-Life is short We're growing older

1:40:501:40:54

-#

-Don't you be an also-ran

1:40:541:40:57

-#

-Dance little lady little man...

1:40:571:41:00

-#

-Dance whenever you can.

-#

1:41:001:41:03

Hotchachanya!

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TOGETHER: # They all said we'd never get together

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# They laughed at us and how

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# But ho, ho, ho! Who's got the last laugh now? #

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