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So I'll give you my number, yeah? | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Sure, write it down. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
Call me, yeah? | 0:00:45 | 0:00:46 | |
Listen, David, I've got to rush. My train's in ten minutes. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
It's fine, go. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
Sarah! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
Oh, God, I didn't think I'd make it. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
Sorry, I got you a croissant. Those muffins were in plastic, they looked a bit sweaty. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:07 | |
Where's my fucking sock? | 0:01:12 | 0:01:13 | |
There you are, you little bastard. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
What the fuck? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
All right, mate. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
When's the next train to Liverpool? | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
9:17, mate. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
-How much is a single? -£102.50, sir. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:05 | |
Shit. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
-All right, thanks, mate. -You're welcome. Take care. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
Wait up! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
-Is this the Liverpool bus? -Yes, mate. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
-Do you know what time it arrives? -3:30. -Cheers. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
Hi, mate. Can you just do me a favour? Could you just tell Keith I'm not coming in today? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:49 | |
Look, I don't care, just do it, please. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
Yeah, please. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
All right, all right, I owe you one. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
Cheers, fella. Just make something up, yeah? | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
Fuck! This is never going to work, I can't remember it all. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
Look, just calm down, will you? | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
-We'll just have to wing it. -What do you mean, fucking wing it? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
-There's three months of work in that document! -I'm not the one that doesn't back up. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:02 | |
I downloaded it onto a CD. It was on the memory stick. It was printed off, it was finished. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:07 | |
Well, where is it then? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
Fuck off. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
All right. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
Maybe you left it on the train? | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
-No, I didn't look at it on the train, I was asleep, wasn't I? -Would anybody like more coffee? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:19 | |
Shit! Shit, they're ready! What the fuck am I going to do? | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
-Are you ready, Karen? -Yes, I'll be in in a second, Martin. Just give us a sec. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
All right, but don't be too long. We're waiting. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
Are you all right, Kaz? | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
Yeah, I'll be in in a minute, I'm just nervous. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
You'll be fine. Just be yourself. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Maybe you should just tell them you lost it? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Don't be so fucking ridiculous. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
-I'll look like a total spaz then, won't I? -Fine. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:49 | |
Fuck. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
< Hi, I'm looking for Karen. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Karen who? | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
Blonde hair, blue eyes. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
You've got to be fucking kidding me. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
-What? -It's that lad from last night. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
-What, not the one you...?! -Shut up! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Fuck! What the fuck am I going to do? | 0:06:10 | 0:06:16 | |
If Michael sees him, he'll kill me. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
-Oi, oi, all right? -Oh, my God. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
What the fuck are you doing here? | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
-Nice to see you, too. -What are you doing here? How did you find me? | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
-You forgot something. -Get off! | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
-Sorry. I thought you might need this. -Oh, my God! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:35 | |
Oh, God! You've just saved my life! | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Karen, are you ready? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
-We're wait... -Michael! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:44 | |
Who's this? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
-It's... -David, nice to meet you. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
Right, come on, let's get in there. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
So, er, I just wait for you here, then? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
-Who is he again? -He's just told you, hasn't he, soft arse? Now come on. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
-We met in London. -Oh, aye? | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
So what are you doing up here, then? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
It's our David, he's like my cousin. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
Yeah, sure. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
I'm her cousin. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:14 | |
Oh, right. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
Well what's her mother's name? | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
Auntie... | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
You fucking liar, he's not your fucking cousin. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
There's no need for that, mate. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
-Keep your hands off me, I'll put you through that fucking wall. -Calm down. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
Karen! Look, I think we should be making a start now. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
And will you lot keep your voices down? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
-And who the hell are you? -I'm David. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Fuck off. We'll finish this afterwards, you understand? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
Don't you dare talk to me like that, you fucking psycho. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
-Let's get you out of here, come on, this way. -Who the fuck do you think you are? | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
-You're no one! -Oh yeah? And who the fuck's he? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
-Some dickhead you shagged on your away day? -And what if he is? | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
I'll fuck who I want. You don't own me, Michael. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
-Oh, don't I now? -You can talk... | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
They'll be all right, they're always like this. He's a big softie, really. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
Oh, Jesus Christ, we've been through all that! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
-Look, will you... -BOTH: Fuck off! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
Look, I just came up cos I thought we had something going, you know? | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Ah, no, but thanks for the file. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
Listen, love, she always makes sure she has a good time | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
when she goes down to London, do you know what I mean? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Fuck this. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Look, I don't know if you're interested or not, but your jobs are on the line right now. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
You can stick your job up your arse, you speccy little twat. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
CHEERING | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
Stella, please, mate. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
I'll give you my number, shall I? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
I could show you around. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Karen? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
-Call me. -Listen, David, my train's in ten minutes, I've got to rush. | 0:08:55 | 0:09:00 | |
It's fine, go. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
Blonde hair, blue eyes, she's got a little mole just... | 0:09:12 | 0:09:16 | |
-Oh, she's down there on the left, mate. -Right. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:21 | |
Fuck... My fucking wallet! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
Fuck. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
Shit. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
'Racing up towards the first bend, 4 best away from 2, then comes 1, 3, | 0:11:11 | 0:11:15 | |
'5 and 6, they go round the bend and it's 4 by two lengths... | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
'Maintaining a lead of two lengths over 1 and 2, then comes 6 trying | 0:11:21 | 0:11:25 | |
'to improve on the outside, then 5 and 3 as they approach the second last bend. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
'4 leading, 6 closing rapidly...' | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
£2 to win on Perfect Ten in the 10 o'clock at Romford, please. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
-Trap five? -Yeah. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
-Fucking hell! -It's that under there. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
He takes him swimming in some dirty pond, then they come here and stink the place out. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:49 | |
We're not meant to let dogs in. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:50 | |
Only blind dogs, you know. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
-What? -You know, like guide dogs. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
I think they're amazing, them. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Are you all right? | 0:12:01 | 0:12:02 | |
Yeah, I'm fine. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
Hi, Bren. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:09 | |
Can I get a pound on Life's A Bitch, please? | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
-Heavy night last night, was it? -Yeah, I was wrecked. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
-So, do you work round here? -No, I don't. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
Look, I'm sorry, I just had a bit of a rough night. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:30 | |
I got robbed, just trying to get home. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
-Are you all right? -Yeah, they just took my wallet. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
-Where've you got to get to? -London. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
Have you got any money left? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
£2.80. I woke up to all these coins at my feet. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
Generous lot, you northerners. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
Yeah, great, rob your wallet then lob you the price of a cup of tea. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
Thanks. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
Listen, do you know much about the dogs? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
Cos the one you've picked's shit. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
-How do you know? -I work in a bookie's six days a week, I've got the gist. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:10 | |
While you're standing there, just have a look at that floor. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:15 | |
Look, I shouldn't really say this, but if that was me I think Baltic Blue is a better bet. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:23 | |
If I lend you 20p, you could bet £3 on it to win. It's good odds. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
But that would clean me out. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:27 | |
But it could get you home. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
How sure are you? | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
You can't be sure, sometimes they have off days. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
No, you're all right. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:35 | |
-What's your star sign? -What? | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
Your star sign, what is it? | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
Gemini. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
It says here Jupiter is in line with Saturn. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
Stop being a twat, | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
take the 20p and put everything you've got on Baltic Blue. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:20 | |
OK, go on. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Better fucking win. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
-'And they're off at Romford. Stanhope gets off to a flyer...' -Shit! | 0:14:44 | 0:14:48 | |
Don't worry, he always takes the outside. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
He's like Tom Cruise in Days Of Thunder. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
Come on. Go on, fella. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
-Come on. -Come on, son. Go on! | 0:14:57 | 0:15:01 | |
MEN SHOUT | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
-Yes, come on, yes! -Go on, lad, go on! | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
Go on! Go on, you bastard! | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
Go on, go on, go on! | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
-Yes! -'Baltic Blue wins...' | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
I'm a fucking genius. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
There you go. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
How about I take you for a coffee with this then? | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
Oh, no, I'm not allowed. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
-Yeah, you are, love. -No, honest, I can't. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
-Oh, go on. -No, honest, I can't. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
-I'm working, aren't I? -Well, what time's your lunch break? -In half an hour. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
Well, I'll hang around and hopefully you'll change your mind. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
Oh, and thanks. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
-BRENDA: -What are you waiting for? Enjoy yourself. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
But he might be an axe murderer. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
Oh, come on, he's no Hannibal Lecter. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
He was a cannibal, not an axe murderer. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:19 | |
Anyway, I don't even know his name. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
-What's your name, love? -David. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
Go on. I'll cover for you. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
So what are you going to spend your money on? | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
I don't know, I might get a souvenir. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
So what do you do then, normally? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
A bit of this, a bit of that. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
Building sites, mostly. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
How do you mean? Don't you work full-time? | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Not if I can help it. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
-It's all right for some! -What's the point if you don't have to? | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
So what, you sit on your arse all day watching telly? PHONE RINGS | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
I keep myself busy. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
Signing on? | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
I'll tell you what, you Scousers can cook. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
It's a sausage, even I can cook a sausage. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:10 | |
Actually, that's a lie. My nan's the cook in our house. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
-She lives with you then? -Yeah, me, my nan, and Danny. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
-Is that your fella? -Brother. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
So you live at home then? | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
-Yeah. -With your mum? | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
-No. -Sounds cosy. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
-I'm going to have to go. -What? | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
-Can't you call in sick or something? -You soft?! | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
-They've seen me all morning. -Tell them your nan's sick. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
-My nan's like an ox, she doesn't get sick. -What about Danny? | 0:17:35 | 0:17:40 | |
-No-one's sick. -Let's go shopping, I'll buy you a present. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
-I don't want a present, I've got to go back to work, I need the money. -You can have some of this money! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:48 | |
Sorry, I... | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
I'd just like to spend the afternoon with you. You could show me the sights. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:54 | |
I've got it. Diarrhoea. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
That's what you can say, you've got diarrhoea. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
It comes on really fast sometimes. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
-Shut up. -No, seriously, this'll work. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
-Just say you ate something dodgy and it's just shooting out your arse. -I'm not saying that to my boss. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:14 | |
You don't have to, just say you ate a funny sausage or something. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:18 | |
You're feeling a bit ill, your stomach's upset. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
-If he gets suspicious, then you get more graphic. -Oh, lovely(!) | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
-But he won't. Give me your phone, I'll do it for you. -No! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
I'll write you a note, like your mum used to when you were a kid. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:32 | |
"Dear...Mr Bookie, | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
"I'm...keeping Tina... | 0:18:37 | 0:18:43 | |
"at...home...this... | 0:18:43 | 0:18:47 | |
-"afternoon..." -That's enough. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
If he shouts at me, I'm going to kill you. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
SOUNDTRACK PLAYS OVER SPEECH | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
-I told you. -How do you know stuff like that? | 0:19:29 | 0:19:33 | |
It's just something people don't like about the shits. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
Fucking hell, those girls are practically orange. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
I've never seen so much WAG juice in my life. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
WAG juice? Where did you get that? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
Fake tan. Like the WAGs. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
That's not fake, that's sunbeds. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
-Sunbeds is fake. -Yeah, but not like Piz Buin fake. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
-What's the difference? -You can tell sunbeds cos of the goggle marks round the eyes, like a panda. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:03 | |
And you get white lines where you've had your arms by your sides. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
And if you go on one of them lie-down ones, you get white moons | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
where your bum's overlapped the top of your legs, unless you lie there like that, holding your arse up. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:14 | |
How do you know all this? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
I used to work in Tanner Reef. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
-So where are you taking us? -The cathedral. -You what? | 0:20:26 | 0:20:30 | |
-You're taking us to fucking church? -It's not a church, it's a cathedral. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:35 | |
-I thought you wanted to see the sights. -I do. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
Well, it's a sight. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
# At times I dream of your stable door | 0:21:13 | 0:21:19 | |
# Cobbled yards | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
# Strewn with hay... # | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
That woman's crying. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
-Do you think we should see if she's OK? -No. Let's leave her, eh? | 0:21:41 | 0:21:47 | |
It's probably the only place she can get some peace. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
Are we nearly there yet? | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
# Carry me | 0:22:05 | 0:22:11 | |
# From this old town | 0:22:11 | 0:22:15 | |
# To the sea... # | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
I told you it was worth it. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
Look, you can see right down the river. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
Yeah, it's like the London Eye. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
Have you been on that? | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
Yeah, I had a girlfriend once who took us up there for our one-month anniversary. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:32 | |
Wow. That was quite an achievement, was it? | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
It was, as it happens. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
I'd love to go on that. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
I fucking hated it. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:40 | |
I haven't been up here for years. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
They're Catholics, my family. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
That's our cathedral there. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
Are you OK? | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
Yeah, I'm fine. Why? | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
-You can't see from there. Come over here. -I'm fine. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:03 | |
Are you scared? | 0:23:03 | 0:23:04 | |
What do you mean, am I scared? | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
-Of heights? -No. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
You're scared of heights, aren't you? | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
Come on, come here. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:17 | |
You'll be fine. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
Just don't look down. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
Come on, I can give you the whole guided tour from up here. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
OK? | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
Look, there's Radio City. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
Really? I'd never have guessed(!) | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
It wasn't always Radio City. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
When I was a baby, it was a restaurant, and the top used to revolve. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:47 | |
So, er... Where do you live? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:51 | |
Erm... | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
Down there. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
Look, there's Southport. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
You can see the beach running along for miles. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
You've got a beach in Liverpool? | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
-Yeah. -Can you see Anfield from up here? | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
It's right over there. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
I've got to sit down. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
So...are you a red, then? | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
No. My blood runs blue. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
Our Danny's a red. He loves them. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
Isn't that against your religion, to have one red and one blue? | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
Nothing we could do about it. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:37 | |
He went to a game once and got to meet all the team. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
He came back yabbering about Steven Gerrard. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
-Wouldn't shut up about him. -Fuck me, he met Steven Gerrard? | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
-He met them all. -How come? | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
He gets to do loads of good stuff like that with the centre. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:52 | |
What's the centre? | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
He's got Down's. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:56 | |
Down's Syndrome. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
That's where he goes. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:01 | |
Do you want to go back now? | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
Yeah. I'm freezing my nuts off up here. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:13 | |
So this centre, do you reckon your brother could get me Steven Gerrard's autograph? | 0:25:38 | 0:25:43 | |
-No! -What do they do there? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
He loves it. Does all sorts. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
He's got NVQs coming out of his ears. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
Dead smart. Sometimes he'll find some old woman in a shop to help with her bags, | 0:25:50 | 0:25:54 | |
just cos he likes the look of what she's bought | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
and wants inviting in for a Wagon Wheel. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
You'd think we never fed him. | 0:25:58 | 0:25:59 | |
I'll have to remember that one. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
My nan only buys broken biscuits from the Aldi, | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
so he thinks he's got to get the good stuff where he can. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
Broken biscuits? | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
Yeah, you must have them. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:09 | |
Like normal biscuits, only they broke in the factory, so they have to sell them cheap. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:14 | |
She says they taste the same, but he's not convinced. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
I don't blame him. I think I'd prefer a Wagon Wheel and all. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
Here you are. Let me show you this. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:24 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
She's got a knob! | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
Hang on, isn't that her thingy? | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
I don't think it's actually meant to be a knob. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
They didn't think "How can we pay our respects to Queen Victoria? | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
"I know, we'll give her a big dildo." | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
-What? -You. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
You make me laugh. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
I bet loads of people think they're drowning, don't they? | 0:27:54 | 0:27:57 | |
It's funny-looking when you see them all up to their waists, | 0:27:57 | 0:28:00 | |
and you see all these little heads bobbing in the waves. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:03 | |
How many are there? | 0:28:03 | 0:28:05 | |
About a hundred, I think. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:08 | |
Got big old nips on him, hasn't he? | 0:28:08 | 0:28:10 | |
They're not his nipples. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:12 | |
That's where they poured the iron in when they were making them. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:16 | |
-Who made 'em? -Some fella. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
Are they all the same? | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
Yeah. He made them all from his own body. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:27 | |
-He what? -He made the cast of himself. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:32 | |
You're joking. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:33 | |
No, why? | 0:28:33 | 0:28:35 | |
He's given himself a massive cock, hasn't he? | 0:28:35 | 0:28:39 | |
He probably thought to himself, "How can I pull the birds? | 0:28:39 | 0:28:43 | |
"I know, I'll make 100 cast-iron models of myself, | 0:28:43 | 0:28:45 | |
"stick 'em on a beach and give them all a massive dick." | 0:28:45 | 0:28:48 | |
He's an artist, David. | 0:28:48 | 0:28:50 | |
It's art. He wasn't trying to pull. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:52 | |
I don't care who he is. He's a bloke. | 0:28:52 | 0:28:54 | |
This one's got a bit of knob-rot here. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:10 | |
-Looks painful, mate. -Leave him alone. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:13 | |
They're barnacles. He can't help it. | 0:29:13 | 0:29:15 | |
Must be weird in the dark. | 0:29:39 | 0:29:41 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:29:45 | 0:29:48 | |
-Don't you think you should get that? -No. | 0:29:53 | 0:29:56 | |
RINGING CONTINUES | 0:29:56 | 0:29:58 | |
-Might be important. -No. | 0:29:58 | 0:30:00 | |
-How do you know? -It's never important. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:02 | |
Are you on the run? | 0:30:02 | 0:30:05 | |
-Shut up! -You might be! | 0:30:05 | 0:30:07 | |
I'm not on the run. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:09 | |
Answer the phone, then. | 0:30:09 | 0:30:11 | |
-Don't want to. -Then switch it off, cos it's doing my head in. | 0:30:11 | 0:30:15 | |
RINGING CONTINUES | 0:30:15 | 0:30:17 | |
It's my mum, OK? | 0:30:20 | 0:30:23 | |
Oh, right. | 0:30:23 | 0:30:25 | |
Why don't you talk to her? | 0:30:25 | 0:30:28 | |
Because I don't want to. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:30 | |
Well, there's no need to be funny about it. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:32 | |
Does your mum phone you all the time? | 0:30:32 | 0:30:35 | |
My mum's dead. | 0:30:35 | 0:30:36 | |
Sorry. | 0:30:38 | 0:30:40 | |
-When was that, then? -I was 17. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:45 | |
She had breast cancer. | 0:30:45 | 0:30:48 | |
Shit. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:50 | |
It was a long time ago. | 0:30:50 | 0:30:51 | |
Let's go on a ferry. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:03 | |
What do you want to go on a ferry for? | 0:31:03 | 0:31:06 | |
Not for anything. It's what you do in Liverpool, isn't it? | 0:31:06 | 0:31:09 | |
Gondolas in Venice, ferries in Liverpool. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:13 | |
You just want to sail round and then come back? | 0:31:13 | 0:31:16 | |
-Where does it go? -Over there, New Brighton and Wallasey. | 0:31:16 | 0:31:20 | |
Great. Let's go. | 0:31:20 | 0:31:24 | |
I might get off in a bit. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:26 | |
-Why? -Our Danny'll be home. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:28 | |
Yeah, but your nan's at home, and you could ring her. | 0:31:28 | 0:31:32 | |
I know. | 0:31:32 | 0:31:34 | |
I should... Anyway, you'll have to get off. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:39 | |
I can't come all the way to Liverpool and not go on the ferry. | 0:31:39 | 0:31:42 | |
Wouldn't be right, would it? | 0:31:42 | 0:31:44 | |
-Is that right? -Yeah. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:46 | |
Can I have a lolly ice first? | 0:31:51 | 0:31:55 | |
Yeah, sure. | 0:31:55 | 0:31:56 | |
I'll have an Orange Maid. | 0:31:59 | 0:32:01 | |
That is the most boring lolly ice there is. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:04 | |
-They're the best! -What are you, 12? | 0:32:04 | 0:32:07 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:32:07 | 0:32:08 | |
Can I have an Orange Maid and a 99, please? | 0:32:09 | 0:32:12 | |
SOUNDTRACK PLAYS OVER SPEECH | 0:33:03 | 0:33:05 | |
What about your old man? You ain't mentioned him. | 0:33:29 | 0:33:33 | |
Not much to say. | 0:33:33 | 0:33:34 | |
There's always something to say. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:36 | |
All right, he was a bastard. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:39 | |
-There you go. -I don't remember much. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:43 | |
He left when I was six. | 0:33:43 | 0:33:45 | |
-Do you miss him? -Miss what? | 0:33:45 | 0:33:48 | |
Miss him screaming at me mum every day? | 0:33:48 | 0:33:50 | |
No, I don't. | 0:33:50 | 0:33:52 | |
-I wish she'd never met him. -Then you wouldn't be here. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:56 | |
But I wouldn't know I wasn't here, would I, so I wouldn't mind. | 0:33:56 | 0:34:00 | |
I'm glad you're here. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:03 | |
That's cos no-one else would talk to you. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:06 | |
Yes! | 0:34:12 | 0:34:14 | |
Here, down this end. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:15 | |
Look, these are ready to go. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:17 | |
The right one, yes. | 0:34:31 | 0:34:34 | |
Yeah! | 0:34:38 | 0:34:40 | |
COINS SPILL OUT | 0:34:40 | 0:34:42 | |
I don't want a bear. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:44 | |
-He's won a bear! -I'll have the shark. | 0:34:44 | 0:34:48 | |
What am I going to do with a bear? | 0:34:48 | 0:34:50 | |
-You need a mate. -Cheers! | 0:34:50 | 0:34:53 | |
But coming up here, doesn't that defeat the object of a one-night stand? | 0:34:59 | 0:35:03 | |
I just thought it'd be nice to see her again. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:05 | |
Why? Is she the one? | 0:35:05 | 0:35:08 | |
-Is she your soulmate? -I hope not. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:10 | |
She was fucking mental. | 0:35:10 | 0:35:12 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:35:12 | 0:35:13 | |
But if you didn't really like her, what made you come all this way? | 0:35:24 | 0:35:29 | |
-I didn't have much on yesterday. -You never have much on. | 0:35:29 | 0:35:32 | |
And I felt like an adventure. | 0:35:32 | 0:35:35 | |
Like Robinson Crusoe or something. | 0:35:35 | 0:35:37 | |
Did he come to Liverpool to shag a bird? | 0:35:37 | 0:35:39 | |
No! | 0:35:39 | 0:35:42 | |
But he always had a wank on Friday. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:44 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:36:05 | 0:36:07 | |
Oh, it's my mate Jason. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:10 | |
-Do you mind? -No, course not. | 0:36:10 | 0:36:12 | |
You might get more sense out of him, anyway. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:16 | |
Jase, how are you doing, mate? Nice one... | 0:36:16 | 0:36:20 | |
Mind if I sit down, love? | 0:36:40 | 0:36:42 | |
Oh, no. Go ahead. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:44 | |
-What a chip? -No, thanks, I'm fine. | 0:36:45 | 0:36:48 | |
That your fella over there? | 0:36:51 | 0:36:53 | |
Ha ha, nice one, mate... | 0:36:53 | 0:36:55 | |
No. I hardly know him. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:56 | |
You want to get in there fast, my love. | 0:36:56 | 0:36:59 | |
It's always nice to have a fella when the sun shines. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:06 | |
-Do you think? -I do, yeah. | 0:37:06 | 0:37:08 | |
Go on, have a chip. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:11 | |
Nobody wants to shag a bag of bones, do they? | 0:37:11 | 0:37:14 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:37:14 | 0:37:16 | |
-See you. -Bye. | 0:37:20 | 0:37:22 | |
It's all right. I've met this other bird. She seems well up for it. | 0:37:28 | 0:37:32 | |
No, she's Catholic. | 0:37:32 | 0:37:34 | |
They're the worst, aren't they? They're all desperate cos they've been deprived. | 0:37:34 | 0:37:39 | |
No, she hasn't had any cock for years. She's been locked up. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:42 | |
No, you idiot. She has to look after her brother. He's a mong. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:48 | |
No, a mong. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:51 | |
No, you dickhead, her brother's a mong. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:54 | |
I'll call you back, yeah? | 0:37:59 | 0:38:01 | |
Look, Tina. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:03 | |
Tina? | 0:38:03 | 0:38:06 | |
-Tina! -Get lost! -Wait up! | 0:38:06 | 0:38:09 | |
Hold up, Tina! Tina! | 0:38:09 | 0:38:11 | |
-MIMICS ACCENT: -"Tina!" Cockney wanker. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:13 | |
Tina! | 0:38:16 | 0:38:17 | |
-Hold up. -Who the fuck are you calling a mong? | 0:38:20 | 0:38:22 | |
Get away from me, David! Get away from me! | 0:38:22 | 0:38:26 | |
-What's the matter? -You're pathetic! | 0:38:26 | 0:38:29 | |
How dare you call my brother a mong? | 0:38:29 | 0:38:32 | |
-GIRL: -What's going on here? | 0:38:32 | 0:38:34 | |
ALL SHOUT AT ONCE | 0:38:34 | 0:38:38 | |
BABY CRIES | 0:38:38 | 0:38:40 | |
ALL SCREAM AT EACH OTHER | 0:38:40 | 0:38:42 | |
Get off her! | 0:38:42 | 0:38:45 | |
-I'm all right, thank you. -We'll deal with him. | 0:38:46 | 0:38:48 | |
-..tell her I'm sorry! -Fuck off, you big fucking bully! | 0:38:48 | 0:38:52 | |
Tina, where are you going? Fucking shut up! | 0:38:52 | 0:38:55 | |
-Tina! Fuck! -You don't hit girls! -Don't think you're getting past us. | 0:38:57 | 0:39:01 | |
-Go on! Fuck off! -Fuck! | 0:39:03 | 0:39:07 | |
Ow! Fuck! | 0:39:07 | 0:39:09 | |
-Go on. -I don't think so, mate. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:15 | |
Go on, fuck off. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:17 | |
-Don't think you can get away with that shit round here. -Piss off. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:21 | |
-Yeah, go on, leg it. -Fuck off! | 0:39:21 | 0:39:24 | |
Tina? | 0:40:04 | 0:40:05 | |
-You walk fast for someone with little legs. -Get lost. | 0:40:17 | 0:40:20 | |
Look, just...let me apologise, and let's start again. | 0:40:20 | 0:40:24 | |
Don't be a an arrogant fucking dickhead. | 0:40:24 | 0:40:26 | |
Don't you think you're taking this a bit far? | 0:40:26 | 0:40:29 | |
-Piss off. -This is a waste of time. | 0:40:29 | 0:40:31 | |
I thought you had loads of time to waste. You never go to bloody work. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:34 | |
I work when I want to work. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:36 | |
You're just a lazy bastard who still lives with his mum. | 0:40:36 | 0:40:39 | |
What's that got to do with anything? | 0:40:39 | 0:40:41 | |
Cooks for you, does she? Dinner on the table every night when you get in from work? | 0:40:41 | 0:40:45 | |
Oh no, that's right. You've got no work. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:48 | |
Yeah, she does cook for me, as it goes. | 0:40:48 | 0:40:50 | |
So what? It's none of your fucking business why I live at home. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:53 | |
-You're really starting to piss me off. -Go on, then. | 0:40:53 | 0:40:56 | |
Why do you live with your mum? Look at the fucking size of you. | 0:40:56 | 0:41:00 | |
Apart from the fact that you pay no rent, and the washing, and the ironing? | 0:41:00 | 0:41:04 | |
-You don't know the first thing about me. -No. | 0:41:04 | 0:41:06 | |
I don't want to, neither. | 0:41:06 | 0:41:07 | |
Look, she just...likes to have me there. That's why. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:18 | |
Oh, yeah. You're the life and soul, you, aren't you(?) | 0:41:18 | 0:41:21 | |
Bet it's a laugh a minute round yours. | 0:41:21 | 0:41:23 | |
Just shut up a minute and listen, will you? | 0:41:23 | 0:41:26 | |
My mum, she's been ill... | 0:41:26 | 0:41:28 | |
Like I'm interested in your stupid fucking mum, David. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:31 | |
I couldn't give a toss. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:33 | |
Tina? | 0:41:39 | 0:41:40 | |
Tina! | 0:41:40 | 0:41:42 | |
How the fuck do I get back? | 0:41:45 | 0:41:47 | |
There's that Cockney wanker. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:23 | |
Where did you get the fat pig? | 0:42:23 | 0:42:25 | |
It's a bear, you twat. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:27 | |
I was talking to the bear. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:29 | |
Just fuck off, right? | 0:42:29 | 0:42:31 | |
BOYS LAUGH | 0:42:31 | 0:42:32 | |
-BOYS: -Wanker! -Dickhead! | 0:42:32 | 0:42:37 | |
-Fuck! -Fucking wanker! -Fuck! | 0:42:38 | 0:42:44 | |
Hey, mate, give it a rest, will you? There's kids here. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:47 | |
Wanker! Dickhead! Wanker! | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
Dickhead! Yeah, wanker! Wanker! | 0:42:50 | 0:42:54 | |
Die! | 0:43:01 | 0:43:02 | |
BOYS LAUGH IN DISTANCE | 0:43:02 | 0:43:05 | |
Wanker! | 0:43:05 | 0:43:07 | |
Hey, mate. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:26 | |
Hey, mate? | 0:43:26 | 0:43:29 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:43:42 | 0:43:44 | |
All right, Mum? | 0:43:44 | 0:43:45 | |
How are you? Look, slow down. | 0:43:45 | 0:43:50 | |
I know, I'm sorry. I got caught up. | 0:43:52 | 0:43:54 | |
Has Auntie Carol been round? | 0:43:56 | 0:43:59 | |
No, I haven't been drinking. It'll be all right. | 0:43:59 | 0:44:04 | |
You've got the telly... | 0:44:04 | 0:44:05 | |
Shit. | 0:44:09 | 0:44:10 | |
You all right, mate? | 0:44:27 | 0:44:30 | |
Yeah, thanks. | 0:44:30 | 0:44:32 | |
Is this going to the town centre? | 0:44:37 | 0:44:40 | |
-Yeah. All the way. -Thanks. | 0:44:40 | 0:44:42 | |
Brenda! | 0:45:22 | 0:45:25 | |
-Have you seen Tina? -Thought she was with you. -She was. | 0:45:25 | 0:45:28 | |
We had a...misunderstanding. | 0:45:28 | 0:45:31 | |
I just need to find her. | 0:45:31 | 0:45:33 | |
Please? | 0:45:33 | 0:45:36 | |
Tina. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:55 | |
(Oh, for fuck's sake. What are you doing here? How did you find me?) | 0:45:55 | 0:45:59 | |
Brenda told me. | 0:45:59 | 0:46:01 | |
-I've been looking all over. -I thought you were going home. | 0:46:01 | 0:46:05 | |
-I've come to say sorry. -You said that, thanks. | 0:46:05 | 0:46:07 | |
-Lime Street's that way. -Don't be like this. | 0:46:07 | 0:46:10 | |
Like what? I don't know you. | 0:46:10 | 0:46:12 | |
Stop following me round like a stalker. I'll call the police. | 0:46:12 | 0:46:15 | |
-What? -You heard. | 0:46:15 | 0:46:17 | |
I was having a joke with my mate, and I took it too far. | 0:46:17 | 0:46:20 | |
I was an idiot. Honestly, I wish I'd never said it. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:24 | |
Thanks for the apology, but it's fine. | 0:46:24 | 0:46:27 | |
Now, if you don't mind... | 0:46:27 | 0:46:29 | |
So you're just going to sit here in the dark on your own? | 0:46:29 | 0:46:32 | |
-That's not good for you. -How do you know what's good for me? | 0:46:32 | 0:46:35 | |
You're not the only one with problems. | 0:46:35 | 0:46:37 | |
He's not a problem, he's me brother. | 0:46:37 | 0:46:41 | |
I know. | 0:46:41 | 0:46:44 | |
Listen, I know what it's like. | 0:46:44 | 0:46:47 | |
-What what's like? -Looking after someone. | 0:46:47 | 0:46:50 | |
I look after my mum. | 0:46:50 | 0:46:52 | |
I tried to tell you before, but you wouldn't listen. | 0:46:52 | 0:46:55 | |
I don't blame you. | 0:46:55 | 0:46:57 | |
I was out of order. | 0:46:57 | 0:46:58 | |
I'd be the same if someone said something about my mum. | 0:46:58 | 0:47:01 | |
She's got depression. | 0:47:03 | 0:47:05 | |
I'm not surprised. You'd make anyone depressed. | 0:47:07 | 0:47:10 | |
HE EXHALES | 0:47:11 | 0:47:12 | |
Sorry. | 0:47:15 | 0:47:17 | |
People think that she should just get herself together. | 0:47:19 | 0:47:23 | |
Meet a bloke, get a job and all that. | 0:47:23 | 0:47:26 | |
It's not like that for her. | 0:47:26 | 0:47:28 | |
She don't sleep. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:30 | |
She cries all the time. | 0:47:30 | 0:47:32 | |
She can't even tell you why she's crying. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:35 | |
I tried to move out when I was 19, but she didn't cope very well. | 0:47:36 | 0:47:41 | |
She had an accident with her pills. | 0:47:41 | 0:47:43 | |
I don't think she meant to, | 0:47:43 | 0:47:45 | |
but everyone thought it was an overdose, so I moved back home to look after her. | 0:47:45 | 0:47:50 | |
Well, shouldn't have you talked to her? | 0:47:50 | 0:47:52 | |
I'm trying to have a day off. | 0:47:52 | 0:47:54 | |
What did you do, ring her up and tell her you've got diarrhoea? | 0:47:54 | 0:47:56 | |
She can't be the only thing in my life. | 0:47:56 | 0:47:59 | |
I think I'd try and top myself. | 0:47:59 | 0:48:02 | |
So I go out to see my mates. | 0:48:02 | 0:48:04 | |
I meet girls. It keeps me sane. | 0:48:04 | 0:48:06 | |
It keeps me me. | 0:48:06 | 0:48:08 | |
It's how I live my life. | 0:48:08 | 0:48:10 | |
Well, this is my life. This is me. | 0:48:10 | 0:48:13 | |
-I feel sorry for you. -Don't. | 0:48:13 | 0:48:15 | |
-I don't want no one feeling sorry for me. -Except yourself. | 0:48:15 | 0:48:19 | |
I don't feel sorry for myself. | 0:48:19 | 0:48:22 | |
Look, when was the last time you went out, went dancing or something? | 0:48:33 | 0:48:38 | |
What decade are you living in? | 0:48:38 | 0:48:41 | |
-"Went dancing"? -Dancing's good for the soul. | 0:48:41 | 0:48:45 | |
-You speak the most shit I've ever heard. -Think what you like. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:49 | |
-You're unhappy. -I'm not unhappy. | 0:48:49 | 0:48:51 | |
I'm pissed off. | 0:48:51 | 0:48:53 | |
Look, what do you want, from life? | 0:48:55 | 0:48:57 | |
-What do you want? -What do you mean, from life? | 0:48:57 | 0:48:59 | |
It's not Netto. You don't pick out what you want each week. | 0:48:59 | 0:49:02 | |
What if it was? | 0:49:02 | 0:49:05 | |
What would you pick? | 0:49:05 | 0:49:06 | |
You should head off. | 0:49:16 | 0:49:18 | |
Right. OK. | 0:49:18 | 0:49:19 | |
Listen...I am sorry. About before. | 0:49:21 | 0:49:26 | |
You're all right. | 0:49:27 | 0:49:29 | |
You're forgiven. | 0:49:29 | 0:49:31 | |
Well...thanks. | 0:49:31 | 0:49:35 | |
For showing me around and that. | 0:49:37 | 0:49:39 | |
You're welcome. | 0:49:39 | 0:49:41 | |
I'll see you, David. | 0:49:41 | 0:49:43 | |
Yeah. | 0:49:43 | 0:49:45 | |
Bye. | 0:49:45 | 0:49:47 | |
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. | 0:50:08 | 0:50:10 | |
It's me. | 0:50:10 | 0:50:12 | |
My God! What are you doing, David? | 0:50:12 | 0:50:15 | |
You can't be in here! That's where the priest sits! | 0:50:15 | 0:50:18 | |
Well, he's not coming. | 0:50:18 | 0:50:19 | |
There's a fellow in tears at the back, | 0:50:19 | 0:50:22 | |
and I don't think your Father's getting away any time soon. | 0:50:22 | 0:50:25 | |
I thought we could sack this off and go down the pub, but... | 0:50:25 | 0:50:28 | |
You're going to get me thrown out. | 0:50:29 | 0:50:31 | |
Are you eating again? | 0:50:35 | 0:50:38 | |
It's church, innit? | 0:50:38 | 0:50:39 | |
I always have sweets in church. | 0:50:39 | 0:50:41 | |
D'you want one? | 0:50:43 | 0:50:44 | |
So, tell me. | 0:50:54 | 0:50:56 | |
What is it that's bothering you? | 0:50:56 | 0:50:59 | |
You are such a tit. | 0:50:59 | 0:51:01 | |
I lied to get off work this afternoon | 0:51:04 | 0:51:06 | |
to spend it with this knobhead I met at the bookie's. | 0:51:06 | 0:51:09 | |
And I feel bad for making Brenda do all the work. | 0:51:09 | 0:51:13 | |
You're forgiven. | 0:51:13 | 0:51:15 | |
My mate up there tells me that your mate Brenda can look after herself. | 0:51:15 | 0:51:19 | |
Well, I suppose I feel a bit better. | 0:51:21 | 0:51:23 | |
That's what we like to hear. | 0:51:23 | 0:51:24 | |
I think I'm pretty good at this priest bit. | 0:51:26 | 0:51:29 | |
-You have to be celibate, you know. -Oh. | 0:51:29 | 0:51:31 | |
Fuck that. | 0:51:31 | 0:51:34 | |
I've never done confessing. What do you say? | 0:51:35 | 0:51:38 | |
Confess your sins. | 0:51:38 | 0:51:40 | |
-How bad can they be? -The worst. | 0:51:40 | 0:51:43 | |
The worst things you've ever done. | 0:51:43 | 0:51:45 | |
Hmm. | 0:51:47 | 0:51:49 | |
I bit my mum on the leg once when I was a kid. | 0:51:51 | 0:51:54 | |
Proper bled, it did. | 0:51:54 | 0:51:55 | |
I had right sharp little gnashers. | 0:51:55 | 0:51:58 | |
Is that it? | 0:51:58 | 0:51:59 | |
What are you, some sort of saint? | 0:51:59 | 0:52:02 | |
No, I've just...never done anything I'm that ashamed of. | 0:52:02 | 0:52:06 | |
You must have done some. | 0:52:06 | 0:52:08 | |
No. | 0:52:10 | 0:52:11 | |
Sorry. | 0:52:11 | 0:52:13 | |
Does it make you feel better? | 0:52:15 | 0:52:18 | |
Confessing your sins? | 0:52:18 | 0:52:20 | |
Yeah. | 0:52:20 | 0:52:23 | |
Do you tell your priest everything? | 0:52:23 | 0:52:24 | |
Like, I mean, everything? | 0:52:24 | 0:52:27 | |
Well...not like what I've had for my tea, but the big stuff, yeah. | 0:52:27 | 0:52:31 | |
What's the biggest thing you've ever confessed? | 0:52:31 | 0:52:34 | |
Nosy get, I'm not telling you that. | 0:52:34 | 0:52:36 | |
Go on. | 0:52:36 | 0:52:38 | |
I won't tell no-one, I promise. | 0:52:38 | 0:52:41 | |
Who am I going to tell? | 0:52:41 | 0:52:44 | |
It can't be that bad. | 0:52:44 | 0:52:46 | |
What, did you fucking murder someone? | 0:52:46 | 0:52:48 | |
I had an abortion. | 0:52:53 | 0:52:55 | |
And that's the big sin, isn't it? | 0:52:59 | 0:53:03 | |
Yeah. | 0:53:03 | 0:53:06 | |
Until it's one of your own and you change your mind, that's what my mum said. | 0:53:06 | 0:53:10 | |
I never even told her I was pregnant. | 0:53:12 | 0:53:14 | |
Threw up in the kitchen sink two mornings in a row, and she just knew. | 0:53:15 | 0:53:20 | |
It was me boyfriend's, the baby. | 0:53:21 | 0:53:25 | |
I don't know if that makes it better or worse. | 0:53:26 | 0:53:30 | |
Tony Ellis. | 0:53:30 | 0:53:32 | |
He thought the sun shone out of his arse, and he was a fucking knobhead. | 0:53:32 | 0:53:37 | |
He's married now. | 0:53:39 | 0:53:41 | |
Got two kids. | 0:53:41 | 0:53:42 | |
Me mum went out to buy a test. | 0:53:46 | 0:53:48 | |
Sat there on the bath while I weed on it. She wouldn't get out. | 0:53:48 | 0:53:52 | |
You get a line if you're not pregnant and a cross if you are. | 0:53:54 | 0:53:58 | |
Like you've been naughty at school. | 0:53:58 | 0:54:00 | |
And she just sat there, not saying anything. | 0:54:02 | 0:54:05 | |
And I went over and gave her a hug, | 0:54:07 | 0:54:09 | |
and we just stayed like that for ages on the bath. | 0:54:09 | 0:54:13 | |
Then she said that having a baby now would ruin my whole life. | 0:54:13 | 0:54:20 | |
Because she'd know. | 0:54:23 | 0:54:25 | |
He just called me a slag. | 0:54:30 | 0:54:32 | |
That the baby wasn't his, lying bastard. | 0:54:32 | 0:54:35 | |
He told me I'd better get rid of it, cos it'd probably end up being like Danny. | 0:54:38 | 0:54:42 | |
No-one wants a mong for a kid, do they? | 0:54:46 | 0:54:49 | |
That night, | 0:54:55 | 0:54:57 | |
I went into her room | 0:54:57 | 0:54:58 | |
and sat on the bed, | 0:54:58 | 0:55:01 | |
and I was like, "I'm not doing it, Mum. | 0:55:01 | 0:55:04 | |
"This is my baby. | 0:55:06 | 0:55:09 | |
"I want it." | 0:55:09 | 0:55:10 | |
And she said, | 0:55:13 | 0:55:15 | |
"Just trust me. Let me do this one thing for you." | 0:55:15 | 0:55:21 | |
What sort of person kills their baby? | 0:55:34 | 0:55:37 | |
She took me to the clinic. | 0:55:40 | 0:55:43 | |
And she held me hand till I went in, | 0:55:45 | 0:55:48 | |
and she was there when I woke up. | 0:55:48 | 0:55:50 | |
And it was all cos she loved me. | 0:55:51 | 0:55:54 | |
Cos she wanted the best for me. | 0:55:56 | 0:56:00 | |
I know it was. | 0:56:00 | 0:56:01 | |
She forgot everything she believed in, because she believed in me more. | 0:56:03 | 0:56:09 | |
Never mind what I believed in. | 0:56:10 | 0:56:12 | |
She did that one thing for me. | 0:56:19 | 0:56:21 | |
And then she died. | 0:56:27 | 0:56:28 | |
She fucking died and left me on my own. | 0:56:33 | 0:56:37 | |
And now I'm here, doing all the stuff she should be doing. | 0:56:45 | 0:56:49 | |
Do you fancy that drink now? | 0:57:11 | 0:57:14 | |
Yeah. | 0:57:17 | 0:57:19 | |
-Thanks for listening to me. -You're welcome. | 0:58:04 | 0:58:07 | |
Didn't give you much choice, did I? | 0:58:08 | 0:58:10 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:58:10 | 0:58:12 | |
You made me think about having a career in the clergy. | 0:58:12 | 0:58:15 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:58:15 | 0:58:16 | |
-Did I really? -Yeah. | 0:58:16 | 0:58:18 | |
Well, we'll have a good night, yeah? | 0:58:20 | 0:58:22 | |
MUSIC THUDS IN DISTANCE | 0:58:23 | 0:58:26 | |
MUSIC CONTINUES | 0:58:26 | 0:58:29 | |
SOUNDTRACK PLAYS OVER SPEECH | 0:59:09 | 0:59:12 | |
FOOTSTEPS COME DOWNSTAIRS | 1:01:01 | 1:01:03 | |
Was there enough hot water? | 1:01:06 | 1:01:09 | |
Yeah, it was perfect, thanks. | 1:01:09 | 1:01:11 | |
Me nan likes a good soak of a night. | 1:01:11 | 1:01:14 | |
Where can I dry this? | 1:01:14 | 1:01:16 | |
Just stick it on there. | 1:01:16 | 1:01:18 | |
Do you want to lend one of our Danny's T-shirts? | 1:01:18 | 1:01:21 | |
That'd be great, thanks. | 1:01:21 | 1:01:23 | |
Here you are. Hope it fits. | 1:01:23 | 1:01:26 | |
Cheers. | 1:01:26 | 1:01:29 | |
Want a cup of tea? | 1:01:29 | 1:01:31 | |
That'd be lovely. | 1:01:31 | 1:01:32 | |
Nice house. | 1:01:43 | 1:01:45 | |
Thanks very much. | 1:01:45 | 1:01:47 | |
Never really notice your own house, do you? | 1:01:47 | 1:01:50 | |
No, I know what you mean. | 1:01:50 | 1:01:52 | |
Like, every house has its own smell, but you can't smell your own. | 1:01:52 | 1:01:57 | |
Are you saying my house smells? | 1:01:57 | 1:02:00 | |
No. | 1:02:00 | 1:02:01 | |
Well, yeah. | 1:02:01 | 1:02:03 | |
But it smells nice. | 1:02:03 | 1:02:05 | |
-What does it smell of? -Fish fingers. | 1:02:05 | 1:02:08 | |
Lovely! Thanks very much(!) It doesn't always smell of fish fingers. | 1:02:08 | 1:02:12 | |
Me nan's done them for his tea. | 1:02:12 | 1:02:14 | |
Don't suppose there's any going spare? | 1:02:14 | 1:02:16 | |
They'll be cold by now. | 1:02:16 | 1:02:18 | |
Couple in a sarnie might be nice. | 1:02:18 | 1:02:20 | |
I'll see what I can do. | 1:02:20 | 1:02:23 | |
Do you want brown sauce? | 1:02:23 | 1:02:25 | |
No, thanks. If there's any ketchup, though, that'd be blinding, cheers. | 1:02:25 | 1:02:30 | |
Put some music on. | 1:02:42 | 1:02:45 | |
Quiet, though. Me nan's like a monster if she gets woken up. | 1:02:45 | 1:02:48 | |
HE LAUGHS | 1:02:51 | 1:02:52 | |
Are you laughing at my music? | 1:02:56 | 1:02:59 | |
Geri Halliwell? | 1:02:59 | 1:03:01 | |
It's cos I felt sorry for her when she was all skinny and miserable. | 1:03:01 | 1:03:04 | |
I'm sure she was grateful. | 1:03:04 | 1:03:07 | |
What the fuck is this? | 1:03:13 | 1:03:14 | |
That's me nan's. I'm not taking no responsibility there. | 1:03:20 | 1:03:24 | |
Thanks. | 1:03:25 | 1:03:26 | |
Let's have a bit of this. | 1:03:26 | 1:03:28 | |
Thanks. | 1:03:36 | 1:03:37 | |
MUSIC PLAYS FAINTLY | 1:03:48 | 1:03:52 | |
How many girlfriends have you had? | 1:03:53 | 1:03:56 | |
Why do you want to know that? | 1:03:57 | 1:03:59 | |
OK. Um... Well, there's Melissa. | 1:04:03 | 1:04:10 | |
Kissed her when I was 11 in the middle of maths | 1:04:10 | 1:04:12 | |
in exchange for a cigarette. | 1:04:12 | 1:04:14 | |
She used to nick her mum's B&H. | 1:04:16 | 1:04:18 | |
We went out for two weeks. | 1:04:18 | 1:04:20 | |
And you were 11? Bloody hell. | 1:04:20 | 1:04:22 | |
Then there was Natalie, Melissa's mate. | 1:04:22 | 1:04:26 | |
She used to come round everywhere with us. | 1:04:26 | 1:04:29 | |
Then I decided I liked Natalie better, so...Melissa weren't too happy. | 1:04:29 | 1:04:33 | |
Then there was... What was her name? | 1:04:35 | 1:04:38 | |
This is going to take a while, isn't it? | 1:04:38 | 1:04:42 | |
Oh. Thanks. | 1:04:57 | 1:04:59 | |
I meant, how many girls have you slept with? | 1:05:06 | 1:05:09 | |
You didn't sleep with THEM, did you? | 1:05:09 | 1:05:12 | |
No. | 1:05:12 | 1:05:13 | |
Not then, anyway. | 1:05:13 | 1:05:15 | |
I don't know how many people I've slept with. | 1:05:17 | 1:05:20 | |
What do you mean, you don't know? | 1:05:20 | 1:05:22 | |
Well, I do, but... I'd have to count them up. | 1:05:22 | 1:05:27 | |
-Are you joking? -No! | 1:05:27 | 1:05:31 | |
OK. Shush. | 1:05:31 | 1:05:34 | |
Um... | 1:05:34 | 1:05:35 | |
41. | 1:05:43 | 1:05:44 | |
No, hang on. Karen, 42. | 1:05:46 | 1:05:48 | |
Oh, my God. | 1:05:53 | 1:05:56 | |
What? It's not that many. | 1:05:56 | 1:05:59 | |
-I've got a mate who's... -I'm sure you have! | 1:05:59 | 1:06:02 | |
Come on, then. | 1:06:06 | 1:06:09 | |
What about you? | 1:06:09 | 1:06:10 | |
How many? | 1:06:10 | 1:06:13 | |
-One. -What do you mean, one? | 1:06:17 | 1:06:23 | |
One person. | 1:06:23 | 1:06:25 | |
One boy. | 1:06:26 | 1:06:28 | |
Once. | 1:06:30 | 1:06:31 | |
Why? | 1:06:31 | 1:06:33 | |
Why what? | 1:06:33 | 1:06:35 | |
Why haven't you... ever had someone in your life? | 1:06:38 | 1:06:42 | |
I have got someone in me life. | 1:06:42 | 1:06:45 | |
You know what I mean. | 1:06:45 | 1:06:46 | |
Don't you ever get lonely? | 1:06:53 | 1:06:55 | |
You joking? I'm never fucking on me own. | 1:06:57 | 1:07:00 | |
Look...if I wasn't here now, | 1:07:02 | 1:07:07 | |
you'd be on your own, wouldn't you? | 1:07:07 | 1:07:10 | |
And I should be grateful for that? | 1:07:11 | 1:07:13 | |
Well, no. | 1:07:13 | 1:07:15 | |
What I'm trying to say is...that you don't have to be on your own. | 1:07:19 | 1:07:24 | |
I could be with you, you mean? | 1:07:24 | 1:07:27 | |
I'm not going anywhere. | 1:07:28 | 1:07:30 | |
David, don't say things you don't mean. | 1:07:33 | 1:07:35 | |
TV PLAYS LOUDLY IN ANOTHER ROOM | 1:08:43 | 1:08:46 | |
Nan'll go mad. She told you about | 1:09:08 | 1:09:11 | |
watching telly in the middle of the night... | 1:09:11 | 1:09:16 | |
Want a cup of tea? | 1:09:16 | 1:09:18 | |
I won't be a sec. | 1:09:18 | 1:09:19 | |
All right? | 1:09:52 | 1:09:54 | |
Mine. | 1:09:59 | 1:10:00 | |
My T-shirt. | 1:10:02 | 1:10:04 | |
-Yeah. -My clothes. | 1:10:07 | 1:10:08 | |
# Across the evening sky | 1:12:01 | 1:12:03 | |
# All the birds are leaving | 1:12:07 | 1:12:13 | |
# But how can they know | 1:12:15 | 1:12:17 | |
# It's time for them to go? | 1:12:20 | 1:12:24 | |
# Before the winter fire | 1:12:28 | 1:12:32 | |
# I will still be here | 1:12:35 | 1:12:40 | |
# I have no thought of time... # | 1:12:46 | 1:12:50 | |
Tina, you're going to be late. | 1:12:50 | 1:12:52 | |
# ..So who knows | 1:12:53 | 1:12:58 | |
# Where the time goes? | 1:12:58 | 1:13:04 | |
# Who knows | 1:13:04 | 1:13:07 | |
# Where the time goes? | 1:13:07 | 1:13:12 | |
# Sad, deserted shore | 1:13:24 | 1:13:27 | |
# Your fickle friends are leaving | 1:13:29 | 1:13:34 | |
# Oh, but then you know | 1:13:37 | 1:13:41 | |
# It's time for them to go | 1:13:41 | 1:13:47 | |
# But I will still be here | 1:13:49 | 1:13:56 | |
# I have no thought of leaving | 1:13:58 | 1:14:02 | |
# I do not count the time... # | 1:14:06 | 1:14:10 | |
Hi, Mum. | 1:14:12 | 1:14:14 | |
-BRENDA: -Where have you been? | 1:14:14 | 1:14:17 | |
# ..Who knows where the time goes? | 1:14:17 | 1:14:23 | |
# Who knows | 1:14:27 | 1:14:29 | |
# Where the time goes? # | 1:14:29 | 1:14:35 | |
# When all the lights go out for ever | 1:15:00 | 1:15:04 | |
# Somewhere near the end of time | 1:15:05 | 1:15:08 | |
# The noise will pass | 1:15:11 | 1:15:13 | |
# And the dust will settle | 1:15:13 | 1:15:16 | |
# And you'll be on my mind | 1:15:16 | 1:15:20 | |
# Now you won't find it hard to understand | 1:15:23 | 1:15:27 | |
# Though it's so hard to explain | 1:15:27 | 1:15:31 | |
# The who and what and how and why and wherefore | 1:15:34 | 1:15:38 | |
# You kept me sane, you kept me sane | 1:15:40 | 1:15:44 | |
# Cos you were there for me | 1:15:49 | 1:15:51 | |
# Oh, and you set me free | 1:15:54 | 1:15:57 | |
# To be what I want to be | 1:16:00 | 1:16:02 | |
# With dignity | 1:16:05 | 1:16:06 | |
# Heart as big as my hometown | 1:16:07 | 1:16:12 | |
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