Everything

This film contains very strong language, scenes of a sexual nature

and some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting.

KNOCK ON DOOR

-Hi.

-Hi.

Are you coming in, or what?

Sorry, I hope you don't mind smoke.

No.

You'd be surprised how many do.

OK, I'm going to close the door now.

Might find it gets a bit awkward if we're on different sides. You know?

Listen, I think I might be wasting your time.

So long as you pay me, you won't be wasting my time, love.

Now, what can I do for you?

I don't know.

OK.

Then we'll start at the beginning.

My name is Naomi, and would you like to have sex with me?

No.

OK.

Then we'll just find something else to do, then, won't we?

But you are going to have to tell me. I ain't no mind-reader.

She's two floors down.

You're a very handsome man. You do know that, yeah?

I think I've made a big mistake.

Thank you.

A pleasure.

Hi.

Again.

Sorry about that.

I must have panicked.

-You ain't the first.

-May I come in?

-Made your mind up?

-Mm.

I think I just want to talk for a while, if that's allowed.

Everything's allowed.

Pretty much.

But that one's fifty.

Is there going to be a top-up?

Cos I might need something else.

Depends.

Might even give you some back.

Do you want me undressed?

No. Dressed is fine. Like I said, I just want to talk.

On the bed or in a chair?

I'll sit here, if that's OK.

It's clean.

Yeah.

You know silence is an extra twenty, yeah?

You're going to have to tell me when you're joking or I don't know, really.

Me neither.

Come on, then, what do you want to talk about?

You've paid your money. I'll do me best to make it worth your while.

I don't know. I just want to talk.

I want to talk about...

..what you do.

-What I do?

-Yeah.

Are you sure you wouldn't prefer me undressed?

I talk a lot more freely when I'm undressed.

If you know what I mean.

I just want to talk.

I just want to talk about... I want

to talk about... I don't know what I want to talk about.

I want you to tell me about the people that come up here.

You know, is there a type?

No.

There's no type.

But they're mostly older, y'know, like me?

Are you some journalist, or what?

No, I'm not a journalist.

I'm just asking.

I thought I'd best ask.

Do you mind if I smoke?

No.

Only I'm a lot more chatty when I smoke.

Y'know, everyone finds it a bit awkward first time.

They don't really know what to expect or how to go about it.

But you'll be amazed, a few times in

and, really, you won't understand how it was ever such a big deal.

What do they usually ask for

first time?

Whatever they want.

Yeah, I know.

Do they, erm...

Full intercourse first time?

Some want sex. Course.

Some just like me to touch them.

Or, like, they touch me.

And some just prefer to watch

while I entertain them

and do whatever they want while I do it.

It's all fine by me.

Do they ever want to hurt you?

And why would they want to do that?

It's not an answer, is it?

It's not what you want to do, is it?

No, it's not what I want to do.

That's not what I was saying.

I'm just asking.

You know there is an unwritten rule?

-The clients don't talk about the profession.

-Why's that?

-It's just easier that way.

-What, for you or for me?

I don't write the rules, sweetheart.

-Hi.

-Hi.

-New here, right?

-Sorry.

Naomi.

Tanya.

Pleased to meet you, Tanya.

-Have a good night.

-Er, please?

No?

Didn't mean anything. Honest.

When the light's off downstairs, it means I'm with someone.

SHOWER RUNS

I'll be out in two ticks. Make yourself comfortable.

TOILET FLUSHES

More theory?

Or are you ready for some practical?

Still the theory, if that's all right with you.

Then maybe you'd like a cup of tea or something. Comes with the price.

Please. That'd be lovely.

Thank you.

OK if I sit here today?

Yeah, if you like.

-Can I have one?

-Yeah.

Ta.

Ta.

So?

What you were saying yesterday about

your clients... I'm not talking about the profession and that.

I didn't mean any harm.

I do want to know.

Why?

I think it might help me.

Might find it just makes it harder.

Well, I'd like to be allowed to take that chance.

What else do you want to know?

Well, I suppose I want to know how you can do it.

Actually, I think you'd better go.

-I don't want to go.

-Take it.

Go on, take it. You're wasting your time. Don't waste your money as well.

-I'm not fucking dangerous.

-Just take it! I'm sure you'll find someone else who...

-I don't want no-one else, I want you!

-I want you to leave.

I ain't a fucking religious freak. I just want what everybody else wants...

-Please don't cause any trouble.

-..no more, no fucking less.

That's why I want you to undress.

Now. Please.

Please.

Hold on, hold on.

I want to take this step by step.

This is all going too fast for me.

That's enough for one day.

Then what now?

Just sit here.

You really are a funny one. You know that?

Two days ago, you said I was the handsome one.

Yeah, well, they're always the funniest.

You OK?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm a little tired, maybe,

but nothing more.

You've been quiet all week.

Unusually quiet.

I'm just tired.

Is it something I've done?

Could I just eat my fucking dinner, please?

Morning.

Brought some cards.

Don't you want to know what my name is?

Only if you want to tell us.

Richard.

My name is Richard.

Naomi.

Pleased to make your acquaintance.

All right?

What did you want with the two foreign geezers?

Dodgy ground...

It's about them, not about you.

A haircut.

A bit of moonlighting on the side, you know?

Look, I'll make a deal with you.

I ain't having you sitting up here all high and mighty, so I'll tell you what...

You can ask me about me clients -

not about me, about them, or at least,

what they do up here, anyhow...

..if I get all me kit off before you go.

And this time, you watch.

Fair?

Yeah.

What did you do with them Scandinavians? All right?

Pretty straight, really. Nothing special.

One at a time or both together?

A bit of both.

What does that mean?

Y'know, both ends.

Well, how do they do that?

I mean both ends.

One takes me from behind, I suck the other one off.

And do they talk during it?

To each other, mostly, though don't ask me what,

I don't speak Scandinavian.

Well, how do they decide who does what?

I don't fucking know.

Tossed a coin, drew cards - what does it matter?

Which end does the winner get?

A deal's a deal.

Yeah.

OK.

DOOR CLOSES

MAN GASPS

HE BREATHES HEAVILY

SHE KISSES HIM

-Please?

-Look, sorry, I think you've got the wrong place.

I ain't no Mother fucking Teresa, OK?

Sorry.

Please. I need.

I need. I need.

HE SINGS TO HIMSELF

HE SLURPS

HE MUMBLES TO HIMSELF

I need to ask you some more questions, Naomi, about you.

Just lay a card, porky, or you're out.

First time I come up here, you said everything was allowed.

Actually, I said "pretty much everything", and that ain't everything.

Well, I don't mind paying for more.

You're pushing your luck, shit-face.

Just so you know.

You've got to trust me by now.

-I mean, I...

-Tell me about your wife, eh?

Can't get it up with her, no? Tits gone yellow? Muff gone mouldy?

What? What is your fucking problem?

Look...I take it in the mouth and up the arse

and anywhere else anyone can think of, OK?

And I don't have a problem with that.

Now, if you do, you're in the wrong fucking place, sweetheart.

Butchers ain't so good on the veggie shit. Y'know?

And you don't think it fucks you up?

-Thinking of taking it up?

-I don't think so.

-Pays OK.

-What, even this time of the day?

YOU'RE here.

Have you ever been on the streets?

You really are a fucking pain in the arse. You know that?

Yeah. And funny and handsome.

Don't you think I tell them ALL that?

I've just got one more question. Last one, I promise.

That a promise?

Yeah.

Was you abused as a child?

What the fuck do you care?

I just want to understand.

Understand what?

I don't know.

KNOCKING

KNOCKING

Good. Belarussian.

-VEHICLE DRAWS UP OUTSIDE

-Actually, I think that's him now.

OK, yeah. Bye, love. Bye.

DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

Sorry I'm late.

Your phone was off.

-All afternoon.

-Oh, sorry, babe. I...

had a meeting, I switched it off, forgot to switch it back on.

Nothing serious, was it?

No.

All right.

Student of what?

Life.

It don't even look like you.

Ha!

Bollocks.

So, did you get O levels, and all that?

You really can't keep a fucking promise, can you?

No, I promised that I wouldn't ask yesterday.

Any day. That's how I took it.

Well, that's what I'm doing here.

-I need to know.

-Need to know how many qualifications I've got?

-Listen, what I want...

-Actually, I've had enough of this.

Look, I tell you what.

Let's see how much you really need to know.

A ton a pop.

I don't answer shit from now on till you give me a hundred quid. OK?

And that's per question, yeah?

All right,

anything you want.

Fire away.

What, suddenly can't think none up?

Haven't shut the fuck up all week!

Would you take a cheque?

Course. Modern world, sweetheart.

Are you some dickhead or what?

Yeah, I'm handsome and funny and a right pain in the fucking arse. Who do I make this out to?

Or just stupidly rich.

I kept it blank.

One question.

-Best make it a good 'un!

-Yeah.

Since you've been doing this...

..have you ever had a proper boyfriend?

-Is that it?

-Mm-hm.

-I don't know what you mean by "proper".

-Yes, you do.

-Well, if you're asking if fucking them counts, then, yeah...

-Obviously I'm not asking that.

-Then what ARE you asking?

I'm asking...

..have you ever loved

and been loved,

or half-loved...

..in a proper relationship with a man, not family...

..since you've been doing this?

Well, at least it makes you word them well, eh?

And...?

No.

Well, that was fun, wasn't it?

-And you think...?

-Uh-uh. That's another question, honey pie.

And another ton.

Why do you so want to be a fucking twat? Eh?

I didn't answer it.

A new question.

What's your name?

I mean your real name.

You want to go soul-saving?

Then maybe you should start with some of the fuckers that come up here...

..of which, I might point out,

you...are one.

Look, I don't know what midlife wank you've gotten yourself into,

but to tell the truth, up to now

it's been pretty easy money.

So I'll tell you what...

..you want to know what it's like for me, yeah?

Well, that's what you're after, right?

Well, since you ain't about to fuck us to find out, how about this?

Only done it the once, but it seemed to work well enough then, so what the fuck?

I'll let you wait in the wardrobe.

And you watch.

I mean, you've got to promise not to make a sound, yeah?

And I mean not a fucking whimper, no pulling your plank

or any shit like that.

And then you fuck off and leave us alone.

What do you say?

No.

-No, I can't do that.

-Up to you, sweetheart.

-We'll only call it a ton. Cheap at the price.

-No, I can't.

Look, er...

I know it may not be obvious...

why I came up here.

It's not, even to me.

But it weren't for that.

At least, I don't think it was.

Then re-stack 'em.

I'll just have to think of something else to get rid of you.

This fella,

y'know, the one with the...

the one with the wardrobe thing...

..what's he looking for?

Actually...

it was a woman...

..you sexist old cunt, you.

HE LAUGHS WHEEZILY

# Pictures and postcards of lilies and cowboys float by

# They drift on the wind, fall behind as the sun hits the sky

# Shadows in windows speak slowly in fast black and white

# Come, take my hand on a journey, we'll run through the night

# Starlit, you won't let us down

# Miles away, you're sleeping sound

# And no-one knows the places we'll go

# Wherever we go, it's all in a dream

# Starlit, you won't let us down

# Miles away, you're sleeping sound

# And no-one knows the places we'll go

# Wherever we go, it's all in a dream... #

SHE TYPES ON KEYBOARD

I think he's just about ready!

BED CREAKS

HE COUGHS QUIETLY

HE COUGHS AGAIN

HE WINCES

MOBILE PHONE RINGS

(Fuck!)

PHONE CONTINUES TO RING

(Fuck!)

PHONE CONTINUES TO RING

Oh, my fucking leg! Fucking leg!

Fucking leg!

Oh...!

Fucking phone.

PHONE STOPS RINGING

All right...

..Police. All right? Police. Pull your trousers up and fuck off.

Fuck off!

Fuck off!

Cunt!

Fucking cunt.

FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

I always turn it off when I come up here.

I must have forgot.

Really sorry.

Just get out.

I was fucking dying in there.

He was one of my best fucking clients. Think he'll be back, eh?

Fucking surprised if the baldy prick isn't in Australia by now.

Like I said, I'm really sorry.

Get out.

Unless you want a fuck, we've got nothing else to talk about.

Tanya?

-Please, please!

-Let go of her, Ed.

-Please!

-Fuck that. I spent shitloads on this bitch.

-She's fucking terrified. Now let her go.

-Get out of my way, Naomi.

Ed, let her go! A favour on me, yeah?

I said get out of my fucking way.

Let go of her.

NAOMI SCREAMS

Fucking bitch!

SHE PICKS UP KEYS

All right, arse-wipe, you've got a fucking nerve, I'll give you that.

Now fuck off and leave us alone.

I press this and one really miserable cunt will be up here

in under 30 seconds. Got it?

-FROM OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR:

-You know who did it?

Actually...

..I was there when it happened. Now fuck off.

No, I mean...

do you know his name or anything?

Why? Are you going to beat him up?

No.

But I am a policeman, remember.

No, you're not.

-Yes, I am.

-No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

-No, you're not.

-Look, this could go on for a bit, because I really am.

Not when you're with the likes of me you're not.

You can't have your cake and eat it, too, boyo, not in this life.

Now fuck off and leave us alone.

But I never have my cake.

Remember?

Oh, yes, you do.

Just a weird fucking recipe, that's all.

We had a deal, yeah?

And I kept my end.

So, please, just fuck off and leave us alone.

Just tell me it was a little baldy prick

and I'll go.

Don't make me laugh.

I'd kick the shit out of him with one arm behind me back.

Actually...

come to think of it, so would I.

And anybody else, for that fucking matter.

The only reason you're allowed back in here

ain't cos I don't think you're the twat from hell, OK?

It just so happens I like Monopoly, that's all.

-Hotel...

-What are you doing? No, you had three houses.

-No, I bought a house earlier. I just didn't put it on, that's all.

-And I didn't see it?

-You didn't have four, you had three.

-You can't see! Put your glasses on.

-I don't know why you don't do the hotels.

-What the fuck do you think these are? Caravans?

-No, I don't mean that. I'm talking about you.

-Just shut up, gobshite, and roll the dice.

-You'd be safer.

Community Chest. Community Chest!

"You have won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect £10."

-What, you?

-Is that right?

-SHE LAUGHS

Well, what's the matter with me?

-Here you are. There's your tenner.

-And I got a double. £10 for £10.

-Old Kent Road.

-Old Kent Road. That's me.

-200 for passing Go.

Oh, a ton-sixty? Is that it?!

-How much? How much?!

-What's the fucking point in them?

-Show me.

-It's a ton-sixty.

-Well, show me!

-Just hand it over, skanky.

-Show me that first.

160.

You ain't doing so bad, are you?

-One, two, three, four.

-# Take a chance on me... #

SHE HUMS # Take a chance on me... #

HE BEAT-BOXES

-# Take a chance on me... #

-"Advance to Mayfair."

-Aw, yes!

Come on! SHE LAUGHS

-Two grand, dipshit!

-How much?

-Not a penny more, not a penny less.

-I can't pay it.

-Yes!

-I'm bankrupt.

-Yes, you can.

-I can't. I can't cover it, look.

-Well, mortgage something.

-I can't! I can't cover it. What with?

Right, well, I'll just have to loan you it.

-You can't do that. It's against the rules.

-Yes, I can.

My place, my rules.

All right, well, would you please borrow me two grand?

-No.

-Well, then, I can't play.

-Yes, you can! I'll just have to take something else instead.

-What like?

Like your trousers.

Come on.

-I can't do it.

-Oh, what?

-I'm not doing it.

Teeny bit shy, are we?

-I'm not doing it.

-Aw. Hey, relax.

I'll tell you something about us slappers.

I'd put money on it that you'd never given a thought to it.

We love little dicks. The weenier the better.

-What, are you're going to be doing this for the rest of your life?

-Get 'em off or get out.

-The rest of your life?

-Come on, land on Mayfair, pay the toll, tosspot.

-What are you going to be doing in ten or 15 years' time?

-I'll charge more. Granny pay.

Now shut the fuck up. Hand them over.

-Come on.

-No.

-Come on, get 'em off.

-I'm not doing it.

Get 'em off or get out.

-Come on...

-OK.

-SHE HUMS "The Stripper"

-You think you're clever?

-Yeah, yeah, all right, all right.

-SHE WOLF-WHISTLES

Hey. Hand them over.

You give us two grand first.

Give the kegs first. Give.

Thank you.

-Give us the two grand.

-Er, and you still owe me two grand,

-and I want it back.

-Oh, right, I'll go to the post office, then.

Right, my go, I believe.

Five. One, two, three, four, five.

No, it was Go To Jail.

-No, it wasn't Go To Jail.

-Go To Jail.

-No!

-It's Go To Jail!

I went five places!

-You are a fucking cheat.

-YOU'RE a cheat! You are!

-You are, you're a cheat!

-You're a cheat.

-KNOCKING

Calm down, Priscilla. It's just some twat like you who doesn't understand the light.

Well, don't let him in!

Hey, don't go stealing nothing. I know exactly how much is there, mind.

Yeah?

Look, I think you've got the wrong door, honey.

THUD!

What's your fucking problem, sweetheart?

Who was it?

Just your wife.

-HE LAUGHS

-Me wife?

How do you know it was me wife?

She mentioned it in passing.

Oh, fuck.

HE BREATHES HEAVILY

Is she still out there?

Yep.

Oh...

You'd better show her in, then.

Look, at the risk of sounding corny, love, it isn't really how it looks.

Can you give us a couple of minutes alone, please?

Please.

No. It's her room, and I'm not staying.

I just needed you to know that I know.

Don't follow me out.

Well!

I thought that went quite well, all things considered.

Relax, she'll get over it.

The more middle-class ones always do.

I need you to do something for me.

-Oh, you don't think she's going to believe an old tart like me?

-No, no. I don't mean that.

Something more fucking strange than that.

HE BREATHES HEAVILY

You really are one weird shit.

-You know that?

-Mm.

Nothing special.

I need to use the bathroom.

Is it all right if I look in the bar?

Help yourself.

Shit.

LIQUID SPLASHES IN GLASS

You did say to help yourself.

Yeah. I meant it.

So, what now, Giuseppe?

We wait.

-Ever suspect she was getting pokey elsewhere?

-No.

Never do, the men.

Why the sudden interest in me?

I mean, you never did before.

Don't know.

Guess I just don't feel like I'm working any more.

KNOCKING

Now I need you to get that for me.

I'm going to the toilet for a second.

He'll be out in two ticks.

Listen, erm,

I know I didn't mention this on the phone,

but I don't actually do threesomes.

Yeah? I wouldn't worry too much about that, honey.

Hello, Anna.

You really do have a way with the lasses, don't you(?)

ANNA SOBS

Anna...

Anna, I want you to meet Naomi. She's a friend of mine.

I've been seeing her for some time.

Naomi, I want you to meet Anna.

-She's my daughter.

-ANNA SOBS

Daddy...

I'm sorry!

I love you.

I love you. I love you.

Where is she?

This is my flat, Ed. The council gave it to me.

In't nothing to do with you. Now get out.

I said...

where is she?

I ain't seen her since you took her, all right? Now just get out.

Oh, well, what the fuck.

Plenty more fish in the sea, eh?

Shoals of the dirty little fuckers.

And by the way, er,

I want you out of that room by the end of next week.

I pay good money for that room,

and I've never been late, neither.

The money's in girls, Naomi, not rent.

So we'll do it that way, then.

I said "girls". Young flesh.

Look at you -

like a fucking dinosaur.

Disgusting.

Next week, yeah?

Oh, and by the way, if you do see her, tell her to piss her pants.

I own her fucking arse.

SHE SIGHS

KNOCKING

Oral's 40, penetration's 80, back door's a ton.

What's it going to be, sweetheart?

I hope you brought some fucking Viagra with you.

It's for yesterday.

Ah, yeah.

Yesterday.

The afternoon, not the evening.

Remember? Two grand.

Not a penny more, not a penny less.

Thank you, Naomi.

For what?

Everything.

Told you,

I don't do everything.

Anyhow, I reckon you got most of that already.

It just needs kicking into shape a bit, that's all.

Now go on, off you go.

Do you know, you've never said my name?

Not once.

Yeah, well, that's probably cos a better one always springs to mind.

Say my fucking name. Just once. Go on.

Kinky.

Say it once.

Just for me.

Richard.

Rich-ard.

There, now fuck off and leave us alone.

DOOR SHUTS

Susan.

Me name's Susan. Just so you know.

I'm pleased to make your acquaintance, Susan.

# Tender is the night

# Lying by your side

# Tender is the touch

# Of someone that you love too much

# Tender is the day

# The demons go away

# Lord, I need to find

# Someone who can heal my mind... #