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-I like your necklace.

-(GIGGLES)

-It shimmers.

-Thanks.

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-So, are we gonna meet tonight?

-Yeah, yeah.

-OK. (BOY SHOUTING)

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-Did you hear that?

-No. No. No, I didn't hear a thing.

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-Nope. (BOTH GIGGLE)

-(BOY) Nick!

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-Wait, isn't that your little brother?

-Yes.

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-(GIGGLES) Go deal with him. I'll see you in a couple of hours?

-Yes.

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-Oh, yeah.

-(GIGGLES) OK, bye.

-Bye.

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-I'm gonna deal with him, all right.

-Nick!

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-Nick?

-(GIGGLING)

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Good hanging with you, Darryl. Hi-five.

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-Just kidding.

-That's funny, man.

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-Hilarious.

-I thought so, too.

-(LAUGHTER)

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-(GIRL) See ya, Tyler.

-Bye, Ty. Catch you later.

-(SIGHS)

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Freshmen. All right, I'll see you later, man.

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-Wh-What? Nick?

-I'm just kidding.

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-Don't just stand there. Get me down.

-OK, OK, bite down on the stick.

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-Open your mouth. Trust me. All right. You ready?

-(SHOUTS)

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-(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

-Uh, Nick? I'd like to get home with all my pieces still attached.

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-What's the rush?

-Two words, little bro.

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-Julie smokin' Gunn.

-Julie Gunn?

-Yes.

-She's beyond smokin'.

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-She is scorching.

-Scorching.

-She is blistering.

-Blistering.

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-She is -

-She is sneaking out to meet me for a midnight rendezvous.

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-You're such a liar.

-No.

-Here, take my phone, take pictures.

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-I want photographic evidence.

-Yeah, yeah, in your dreams.

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-Drop me off and drive the truck home.

-Drive home?

-Yeah.

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Me? I'm 14, Nick. I don't have a licence and I'll go to jail.

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"Look at me, I'm 14. I don't have a licence. I'll go to jail."

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Have you ever seen a jail cell? It's just a bed and a toilet, with no seat.

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I get shy in the bathroom at the mall.

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(WHOOSHING) (EXCLAIMS) (TYRES SCREECHING)

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(PANTS) (WHOOSHING)

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(BANGING) Oooh.

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(PANTS)

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Whoa!

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-What is that?

-Tyler...

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..we just found ourselves...

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..a genuine, bona fide...

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..real-life UFO.

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-Is there anything in there?

-What do you mean, like an alien?

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No, it's empty.

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-(PHONE CLICKS)

-(PHONE) "Say cheese."

-(PHONE CLICKS)

-(PHONE) "Say cheese."

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-Don't touch that!

-What?

-It might have radiation or something.

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-Oohhhhh.

-Or not.

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-(DIALS BEEPING) What are you doing?

-We gotta report this.

-What?

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-No, this is ours! We found it!

-It is not!

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-Give it back! Give me it, Nick!

-All right!

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-If you find a wallet in the street, is it yours?

-Depends on what's in it. Give me a hand.

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In five minutes, this place is gonna be swarming with cops, helicopters, the marines.

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-That's why we gotta hide it.

-We can't just keep a UFO, Nick.

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-Mom won't even let us get a dog.

-No, this is a spaceship!

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This is a real spaceship, man! We found it! This is ours.

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It landed right in our laps. This is a chance of a lifetime.

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Come on. Help me pick it up.

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-At our trial, I'm blaming you.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just pick it up.

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(BOTH GRUNT)

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-Nick, I want you to drive like grandma. 55 and stay alive, OK?

-All right.

-All right.

-(SIREN BLARING)

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Get in the car. Come on.

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(ENGINE STARTING) (TYRES SCREECHING)

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Hold on! (SIRENS BLARING)

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Nick!

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(YELLS)

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(SIRENS BLARING)

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(TYLER YELLING)

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Eight years of straight As and I end life as a crash-test dummy!

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-We're going off-road!

-Oh, no! Ah!

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-"Blue six, did you acquire the target?"

-Negative. They escaped.

-(COW MOOING)

-But I'll get 'em.

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(MUFFLED RADIO COMMUNICATIONS)

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-(SIGHS) That was awesome.

-(TYLER'S MUFFLED SHOUTS)

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-Ahem.

-Oh, hi, Mom.

-Hey, Mom.

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-Hi.

-Hi.

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-Nick's truck broke down.

-That's a good one. I used that on your grandma once.

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Come on, Ty, we can't lie to Mom. We gotta tell her the truth.

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-Now?

-Hm-hm.

-(SIGHS)

-Are you kidding?

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-I mean, are you serious?

-Absolutely. OK, Mom, the truth is...

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-..Darryl Butler and the football team taped Tyler to a tree.

-(GASPS) Oh!

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(YELPS) My baby's a freshman! Oh! (LAUGHS)

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Hey, listen, I've just finished sewing your play costume. It is so cute!

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-Come on, try it on!

-(CHUCKLES)

-Oh, I'm so proud.

-Good on you. (LAUGHS)

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Hey, all right.

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When they expect you to lie, partial truth!

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-All right? Totally throws them off. All right?

-Fine.

-OK. Let's go.

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People have been arguing about UFOs since for ever.

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Are they real? Are they watching us?

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And why did you let me try out for this stupid play?

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So we could ridicule you for the rest of your life. Right, boys?

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-"Yes!"

-OK, this is bigger than Einstein or Columbus.

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-That spaceship should be seriously studied.

-I know, man. I totally agree.

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-So, we turn it in, right?

-Wrong.

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We find out what that baby can do.

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(TYLER YELLS / GRUNTS)

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All right, let's go. Get up. Get up.

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Dude, did you pull the cover off of it?

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Dude, when? I've been with you the whole time.

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(WHIRRING) (GASPS)

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Whoa.

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-You think it's got an mp3 jack?

-Nick, it's from another planet.

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Oh, right. Maybe satellite radio. Ha. (LOW WHIRRING)

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-Tyler, it wants you to get in.

-What am I, your guinea pig?

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-You get in.

-Dude, it doesn't want me! I-It's advanced, right?

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-It's from an advanced civilisation. You've got an advanced brain.

-Wow. You think that's it?

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-No, I... Just get in, all right?

-Why am I doing this?

-Go.

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This is... This is crazy. This is insane.

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(LOW WHIRRING)

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-This is incredible.

-(WHIRRING)

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-Nick?

-Ty! Tyler!

-Nick! Nick!

-Tyler!

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(LOW WHIRRING) Tyler. Put him down!

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-Tyler!

-Get me outta here now!

-Tyler?

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-Put him down!

-Nick, get me outta here! Nick! Help!

-No, no, no!

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-(YELLS)

-(WHOOSHING)

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Ah!

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(YELLS)

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(YELLS)

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Stop!

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(EXHALES)

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(CHUCKLES)

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Unreal.

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Thank you. Digging the view.

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Now, please, please, please get me down

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before I wet my pirate pants.

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-Oh, man.

-Are you OK? Are you OK?

-(CHUCKLES)

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-I thought I would never see you again! I thought you were gone!

-(GASPS)

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-Man, I thought I'd never see you... I thought you were gone! (BOTH TALK AT ONCE)

-(INHALES)

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(PANTS) This thing is amazing.

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There's no limit to what it can do.

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-So, I guess we're keeping it?

-We are so keeping it. (LAUGHS)

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# Get your hands up Hands up, shake it up yeah

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# We're gonna party now Get it, get it grooving, yeah

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# We're gonna holla, now In the club now

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# Shake it up, mama Let me see you move it, now

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# Get your, hands up Hands up, shake it, yeah

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# We're gonna party now Get it, get it grooving, yeah... #

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-What's up, bro?

-We have a big problem.

-I heard you got an A-minus in calculus.

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-You are ruined. What are you gonna do?

-There are four cop cars here about the you-know-what.

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-I'm going home sick, how about you?

-Relax. They don't know squat.

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They know some kids saw it land.

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And it's not just the cops asking questions, it's the NSSC.

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They make people disappear.

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-Haven't I seen you on TV?

-Oh, you remember.

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WZPZ. Tori Lee, Investigative reporter.

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Tyler Burns. High school. Man.

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-High school man is gonna be late for nuclear physics, so let's go.

-What's this about the NSSC?

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-They're trying to spin some cover-up claiming someone put rockets on his unicycle.

-You know what?

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That's exactly what it was! (SCOFFS)

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-(HORN HONKING)

-(GIRL) Hey, look out!

-Uh-oh. It's Julie.

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I got... OK. Oh, boy.

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Julie! Hey. What's up?

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-Wow. You look stunning.

-You stand me up and that's all you got?

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-What? No. Where were you last night? I waited for hours. I was -

-Oh, stand me up AND lie to me?

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-You really know how to work a girl. I'm sorry.

-Can you just tell me what to say?

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-Kiss my -

-Butler! Darryl Butler, incoming.

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You had your chance, Nick. You blew it.

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-You need me to translate that for you?

-No, I think we got it.

-Can it, runt.

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-Next time, I'll duct tape you to a cactus.

-Butt out, Butler. Julie dumped you.

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Temporarily, but it's looking like she's ready to come back.

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Don't count on it. And the next time you mess with my brother, you'll have to come through me first.

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I'll take you both on right now.

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I gotta warn you, yellow belt.

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Tyler? Tyler.

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You know, if you know anything about the UFO, talk to me.

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Let me give you my private number to put in your cell.

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Really? You're giving me your phone number?

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Nick? Do you have my phone? Nick?

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If the NSSC finds my phone, we're toast. I took pictures.

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-I can't believe that you dropped it.

-I didn't drop it! You dropped it!

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-If you had driven the truck, we wouldn't be in this mess!

-What? Excuse me?

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Wasn't it me who said, "Steal a UFO, to prison you go?"

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-Oh, so now you're sorry we kept it?

-Oh, no, no.

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I'm just sorry we're about to be grilled by an NSSC robot

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-who wears sunglasses to hide the fact that he has no soul.

-(You are so paranoid!)

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We're about to be greeted by Mom, with a hug and a plate of warm cookies.

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Who wants a cookie?

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-Hey, Mom.

-Hm.

-Hi.

-Hi.

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-Hi, Mom.

-Boys, um, this is Agent Armstrong of the NSSC.

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-Any idea what he's doing in our kitchen?

-Nope.

-No.

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-Not me. Not a clue. Zippo. Nada.

-You were at play rehearsal last night.

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An unusual aircraft landed near the highway right when you would have been coming home.

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-Play rehearsal ended before 6:00. You didn't get home until after 8:00.

-Ha!

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-Football team taped me to a tree.

-They did.

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It doesn't take that long to get out of that. Tyler?

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OK. (SIGHS) We're busted.

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We were late because..

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..I had a date with Julie Gunn.

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-Julie smokin' Gunn?

-Correct.

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-Who is this smokin' gun?

-Cute little minx he's been chasing since kindergarten.

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-(BOTH LAUGH)

-Will the little minx confirm this story?

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No, we didn't actually connect because Tyler wimped out on driving the truck home.

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You see? I told you there was a simple explanation.

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Now, if we are finished here, I'd like to deal with these jokers myself.

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I chased two boys in a red pick-up truck from a UFO landing site.

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You'd better ease up on the tabloids there, buddy. Nobody believes in UFOs.

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Some day, boys, it's just gonna be you and me.

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And a few minutes after that...

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..it's just gonna be me.

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The government wants to dissect us, Mom wants to disown us, the media want the entire story.

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-My life's complete.

-(DIALLING)

-Who are you calling?

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Yeah, hey, Julie. It's Nick.

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Could you please call me back? Please? Thanks.

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After the way she blew you off? Where's your self-respect?

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-Where's your dignity?

-Forget that. Her window's closing.

-Her what?

-Her ex-window.

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When a hottie like Julie breaks up with somebody,

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-you have a 48-hour window to catch her before she gets back with her ex.

-She already slammed that window.

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-On your head.

-No way. She digs me.

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Plus, we got a secret weapon.

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No, we do...

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Oh, no. Nope. No. We can't. It's... In the daytime?

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-You said it knows words like "stop" and "go home"?

-Right.

-What if it knows, "Find this smokin' hot babe

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"before her window closes"? (ROCK MUSIC)

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(BOTH CHEER / LAUGH)

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(BEEPING)

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(BOTH CHEER / LAUGH)

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-That's Julie's car!

-See, it did know smokin' babe!

-Sweet.

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Down, boy!

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You know what to do. Just go. Go!

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(POP MUSIC PLAYING) (CHATTER)

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(Tyler!)

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-Ahhh.

-Tyler!

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(ENGINE SPLUTTERING)

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(ENGINE SPLUTTERING)

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(SIGHS)

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Did you do it? All right. How do I look? Good? Breath? (BLOWS)

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-Hey, beautiful. Do you need a hand?

-Not from you.

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Hey, Daddy. My car broke down. Call me back.

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Can't I just take a look? Just one look.

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OK. You know, I left you a message. Three messages, actually.

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-Six messages.

-Six?

-And I deleted them all.

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-Without listening.

-Really? Well, that's too bad,

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because one was a very deep, heartfelt apology

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-and the other two were very, uh, sweet and romantic and gooey.

-Yeah?

-Hm-hm.

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What were the other three? (GIGGLES)

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You really wanna know?

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-I'm gonna... I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna... (GRUNTS)

-(YELPS)

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-Thanks, I guess.

-If you really wanted to thank me,

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um, let's bounce before Darryl drop-kicks me over the diner.

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(GRUNTING) (CROCKERY SMASHING)

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(YELLS)

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-All right. Come on.

-Awesome. Beautiful.

-(GIGGLES)

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Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

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(TYRES SCREECHING)

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This isn't over! You hear me? This isn't over!

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Agh!

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-(WHOOSHING)

-What the...?

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(YELLS)

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(YELLS)

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Bro. Thanks, man.

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I owe you, big time. Julie was...

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-..smokin'.

-Good.

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Cos I think Darryl Butler...

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..might have kind of sort of possibly seen the UFO.

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Who cares? Me and Julie are going out for pizza this Friday.

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-With this baby right here, I could take her to Italy.

-Forget Italy. Take her to the moon.

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-First thing tomorrow, we gotta find a better place to hide it.

-A better place to hide what?

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Mom! Mom!

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Right here, honey. Along with the media.

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-Now, boys, we all want some answers.

-What's in the garage, boys?

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Uh, our bikes, lawnmower, Tyler's old tap shoes.

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-Nick.

-Don't be ashamed. You were very talented.

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You were.

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Nick, it's over.

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We gotta tell them the truth.

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We saw the UFO crash.

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We... loaded it in the truck and brought it home.

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-It's right inside.

-So, what are we waiting for? Open it up.

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-You think this is a joke?

-I think you're a joke.

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-You're under arrest.

-Oh, good move(!) Arrest us all.

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Let's go tell a judge how you strong-armed a mom and her kids

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-cos they wouldn't show you their flying saucer.

-I'll be seeing you all again.

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But you will not see me coming.

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So, what's for dinner?

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Hm? Bread and water.

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Come on, Mom. Technically speaking, we didn't do anything wrong, right?

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-Hm-hm.

-Somewhere in my parenting process,

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did I skip the chapter that says never antagonise a government agent?

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-Oh, so now you tell us.

-Boys, in the house. Now.

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Be right there, Mom. I left something in the garage.

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-I don't get it. Where'd it go? Huh?

-I don't know.

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OK, maybe...

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Agh!

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-What are you doing?

-Whoo! It's right here.

-What?

-It's right here.

-It's...

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Go.

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(LOW THUD) Unreal. It's invisible.

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-Oh! It's not invisible, it's... It's cloaking itself like a chameleon.

-This thing is not a machine, man.

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This thing... This thing is alive. It thinks.

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And it knows who its friends are.

0:22:410:22:43

-(QUIET WHOOSHING)

-Cool!

0:22:430:22:46

(BIRDS TWEETING)

0:23:160:23:19

(LOUD HEARTBEAT)

0:23:250:23:27

(LOUD, FAST HEARTBEAT) (CREAKING / CRUNCHING)

0:23:320:23:35

"Our switchboards went crazy last night

0:23:500:23:53

with callers who reported seeing a UFO."

0:23:530:23:56

-"Either an alien invasion has begun or you guys were all sharing the same punch bowl."

-Did you hear that?

0:23:560:24:02

It was us flying in the UFO.

0:24:020:24:04

-Maybe it was some other UFO.

-There is no other UF... Ow!

0:24:060:24:10

How do you know? If there was one, there could have been two. Or ten or 20.

0:24:100:24:16

Like the guy said, alien invasion.

0:24:160:24:18

-Nick?

-What's with your voice?

0:24:240:24:27

-Forget my voice, look at my...

-Cut that out.

-Cut what out?

0:24:270:24:31

-Talking all gravelly like that. You catch a cold?

-I have a beard, Nick.

0:24:310:24:35

-So?

-I didn't have one yesterday.

0:24:350:24:37

-Not even peach fuzz.

-Let me see that thing.

0:24:370:24:41

There is! It's the wolf man! (CHUCKLES)

0:24:450:24:48

Welcome to puberty, little brother.

0:24:480:24:50

If Dad was here, he'd have the "becoming a man" talk with you, but he's not, so you're stuck with me.

0:24:500:24:55

Lesson number one, don't even think about using my shaver, dude. That is nasty.

0:24:550:25:00

-Nick, what did you do to my jeans?

-Nothing.

0:25:080:25:11

-Did you seal up my pant legs with a glue gun again?

-I didn't touch them.

0:25:160:25:20

And it was a stapler, thank you very much.

0:25:190:25:22

-Then, will you help, please?

-Help you? (SIGHS)

0:25:220:25:27

-What's next? I gotta tie your shoes?

-Just help.

0:25:270:25:29

-All right. (GRUNTS)

-No, no, just... No. Wait, wait. wait, wait, stop!

0:25:290:25:33

-On three. One, two, three.

-You go down, I'll pull up.

0:25:330:25:36

(GRUNTS)

0:25:360:25:39

-You're not helping at all.

-OK.

-(SIGHS)

0:25:410:25:44

Wait, wait. Hold on. Stand up straight.

0:25:440:25:47

-Whoa.

-What?

-Dude, you're almost as tall as me.

0:25:480:25:51

You grew, like, overnight. You are different.

0:25:520:25:55

Yeah, well, this is not normal, Nick. This is definitely not normal.

0:25:550:26:00

Well, chill out, dude. OK? You're probably overreacting.

0:26:000:26:03

-(KNOCK AT DOOR)

-If you are late for school, I'm renting out your rooms. Let's go.

0:26:030:26:08

-If Mom sees me, she'll know something weird's going on.

-If you spill the beans.

0:26:070:26:12

-She'll worm it out of me. I'm not good at the partial truth thing. You are!

-You have three seconds.

0:26:110:26:17

-One...

-Take my jeans!

0:26:170:26:20

-..two...

-What?

-Just take my jeans!

0:26:200:26:22

..three.

0:26:240:26:26

Morning.

0:26:270:26:30

-Where's Tyler?

-Oh, you know, yeah, he, uh... He left for school early.

0:26:320:26:36

Something about his pirate play. Arrr! (CHUCKLES)

0:26:360:26:39

I don't know. I could have sworn I heard him in here.

0:26:390:26:42

Nope. He's not.

0:26:440:26:46

Hi, Tyler!

0:26:490:26:51

-(Hi, Katie.)

-OK, something is going on with you two.

0:26:540:26:57

-Who two?

-You and Tyler.

0:26:570:26:59

You may have fooled Agent Armstrong last night

0:26:590:27:03

-but I have spent years mastering the art of teenage deception. Give it up.

-Mom... that hurts.

0:27:030:27:09

Oh, please. I'm watching you.

0:27:090:27:12

-OK?

-OK.

-Your every move.

0:27:120:27:15

I saw that.

0:27:170:27:20

Why are you whispering? Actually, scratch that.

0:27:200:27:24

Why are you standing on the roof in your, uh, boxers?

0:27:240:27:28

These? Oh, these aren't boxers. They're um...

0:27:280:27:31

-..shoxers.

-Shoxers?

-Yeah. Shorts that look like boxers.

0:27:310:27:36

-Very trendy. Everyone's gonna be wearing them.

-I bet your brother told you that. See ya.

0:27:360:27:41

Shoxers? Could you possibly be any more lame?

0:27:450:27:48

All right, you're good. She's gone.

0:27:490:27:51

(GIRL) I hate PE.

0:28:000:28:02

You look different. What happened to your sweats?

0:28:040:28:08

I, uh, think they shrunk in the wash.

0:28:080:28:11

-Ooh, maybe they'll cut off your circulation.

-(GRUNTS)

0:28:110:28:14

(LAUGHS)

0:28:150:28:18

It's called dodgeball, Burns. You're supposed to dodge the ball.

0:28:190:28:23

-(GRUNTS)

-(LAUGHTER)

-Ow!

0:28:240:28:27

I'm OK. I'm OK. (GRUNTS)

0:28:270:28:31

-(LAUGHTER)

-(DARRYL) Good shot.

0:28:340:28:37

(LOUD HEARTBEAT)

0:28:410:28:43

Take a walk, Darryl, and, uh, take your clown posse with you.

0:29:000:29:04

(LAUGHS)

0:29:040:29:06

-(OTHERS LAUGH)

-He is such a goner.

0:29:060:29:09

You think you can take me? I don't know who's more clueless, you or your older brother!

0:29:090:29:14

T-Rex, let's teach this kid some manners.

0:29:140:29:16

-(MURMURING)

-(BOY) Whoa.

0:29:310:29:34

-(GRUNTING)

-OK. Boys.

0:29:340:29:38

Make it rain.

0:29:400:29:42

# This is not a game

0:29:590:30:01

# I don't do it for the money or the fame

0:30:010:30:03

# This is not a game

0:30:030:30:04

# Win, lose or draw, it will never be the same

0:30:040:30:08

# This is not a game

0:30:070:30:09

# I don't do it for the money or the fame

0:30:090:30:12

# This is not a game

0:30:120:30:13

# Win, lose or draw, it will never be the same

0:30:130:30:15

(RAPPING)

0:30:150:30:17

# This is not a game

0:30:500:30:52

# I don't do it for the money or the fame

0:30:520:30:55

# This is not a game

0:30:550:30:56

# Win, lose or draw, it will never be the same

0:30:560:30:59

# This is not a game

0:30:590:31:01

What you got?

0:31:010:31:03

# This is not a game

0:31:030:31:05

# Win, lose or draw, it will never be the same

0:31:050:31:07

# This is not a game

0:31:070:31:09

# I don't do it for the money or the fame

0:31:090:31:12

# This is not a game (GRUNTING)

0:31:120:31:15

(ALL CHEER)

0:31:210:31:24

You're out of ammo. Time for me to test out my fast ball.

0:31:290:31:33

-Ooh!

-(PEOPLE GASPING)

0:31:350:31:37

-(SIGHS) Principal Duddy, I...

-(STIFLED LAUGHTER)

0:31:370:31:41

That is detention, Mr Butler.

0:31:410:31:43

-We'll finish this later.

-Can't wait.

0:31:470:31:50

What?!

0:31:520:31:54

OK, everybody up. Stop the gawking, all right?

0:31:540:31:57

-Uh, how did you do that?

-Well, I, um...

0:32:010:32:05

..have no idea.

0:32:080:32:10

(ALL GROAN)

0:32:120:32:15

So, tomorrow night, I'm thinking we can grab some pizza, maybe go for a quiet drive alone?

0:32:150:32:20

-Purely for conversation, of course.

-Actually, um, I can't tomorrow.

0:32:200:32:24

I completely forgot about Darryl's graduation party.

0:32:240:32:27

-That's cool. I'll just come with you.

-I'm Darryl's date. I don't think you're invited.

0:32:270:32:31

-That is a minor technicality because I can handle a little healthy competition.

-Mr Burns?

0:32:310:32:36

-Do I have time to make a getaway?

-I don't think so.

-Excuse us, Ms Gunn.

0:32:360:32:40

-Call me when you change your mind.

-She won't. I'm surprised you're making extra-curricular plans.

0:32:400:32:46

Principal Duddy, we have known each other, what, four years?

0:32:460:32:50

-You can call me Nick. Can I call you Herman?

-No, you may not.

0:32:490:32:53

Mr Hiddlebaum informs me you've yet to turn in your senior science project?

0:32:530:32:57

He's a stone-cold liar. I turned in my project.

0:32:570:33:00

Seeing how much orange soda your little brother can drink before he vomits is not science.

0:33:000:33:05

It wasn't just orange soda. I also did grape and cherry. (BOTH LAUGH)

0:33:050:33:09

-You should have seen the colours flying out of this kid.

-Really? In that case, then, we're cool.

0:33:090:33:14

-Really?

-No! If you don't deliver a real science project by graduation,

0:33:140:33:19

which is in two days, you won't be marching with your class. No cap and gown, no diploma.

0:33:190:33:24

In other words, you won't graduate.

0:33:240:33:28

-You will have your project. OK?

-Good.

0:33:280:33:31

Because if you're here another year, I'll make your life a non-stop nightmare.

0:33:310:33:36

-OK?

-OK.

0:33:360:33:38

Do you want a nightmare? Smell that guy's breath.

0:33:410:33:44

'Oh, this chilli is giving me major gas.'

0:33:490:33:52

'Janine thinks I'm cool. Oh, yeah! She digs me.'

0:33:540:33:59

'My grad night dress is so sweet. I'm gonna look cuter than all of you.'

0:34:010:34:05

Did you just say you're gonna look good in a dress?

0:34:070:34:10

Dude, I have enough social challenges as it is.

0:34:100:34:12

Wearing a dress would not upgrade my status.

0:34:120:34:15

-You can't hear the voices?

-I think you're low on blood sugar.

0:34:150:34:19

-Have some pudding.

-No, I'm OK. I'll catch up with you later.

-See ya.

0:34:190:34:23

'I can't believe no-one noticed my new haircut.'

0:34:250:34:28

Love the new haircut, Claire.

0:34:290:34:31

'Do these jeans make me look fat?'

0:34:310:34:33

Uh, have you been working out, Heather?

0:34:330:34:36

'I'm gonna mess you up so bad.'

0:34:360:34:39

-If you do, I won't tell you how to get a date for grad night.

-Huh?

0:34:390:34:42

-You do need a date, don't you? It's been bothering you.

-I didn't tell anybody that.

0:34:420:34:47

Claire's got a new haircut and Heather's wearing new jeans. Compliment them,

0:34:470:34:51

-and one of them is sure to go out with you.

-If you're lying...

-Do it.

0:34:510:34:55

'I bet Tyler's a really good kisser.'

0:35:020:35:05

(ALL LAUGH)

0:35:060:35:09

-Hey, did you get taller?

-Me? Taller?

0:35:130:35:16

No, I've just been, uh, stretching, a lot.

0:35:160:35:20

It's OK. I like tall guys.

0:35:200:35:23

Tall, dark-haired guys.

0:35:240:35:27

Tall, dark-haired smart guys.

0:35:270:35:31

-I'm sorry, Katie, I can't.

-Can't what?

-Go to the movies with you this weekend.

0:35:340:35:39

-My life's a little crazy.

-I didn't ask you out this weekend.

0:35:390:35:44

-You didn't?

-Well, I was about to, but you didn't really give me the chance.

0:35:430:35:48

-What, are you psychic or something?

-Psychic?

0:35:480:35:51

-No, no, um...

-(BELL RINGS)

-Gotta go to class. Yeah.

0:35:540:35:57

Oh. See you tonight. Dress rehearsal.

0:35:570:36:01

-(DRUM ECHOES)

-Today was insane, Nick!

0:36:030:36:07

-I'm telling you, the UFO did something to me.

-OK, so you're taller and hairier. Alert the media!

0:36:070:36:12

Today in gym, you should have seen me. I was actually good at dodgeball.

0:36:120:36:16

-You? That is newsworthy.

-I was better than good.

0:36:160:36:20

I was great. I totally skewed Darryl Butler.

0:36:200:36:22

-Seriously?

-Seriously. I used to stink at anything remotely athletic.

0:36:220:36:27

See? It's like time slows down and I can move super-fast.

0:36:310:36:34

OK, so, you're taller and you're hairier and you're more athletic.

0:36:340:36:39

-We'll get you a cape and you'll be a superhero.

-You're not listening.

0:36:390:36:43

I've changed. I can do things.

0:36:420:36:45

Let me guess, you can smell farts from ten feet away?

0:36:450:36:48

-I can read minds.

-I'm worried about you, little brother.

-No, you're not.

0:36:480:36:52

-You think I'm the poster boy for puberty.

-Well, you are.

0:36:520:36:55

You're also trying to scam your way through a science project so you can graduate.

0:36:550:36:59

-Who told you I wasn't graduating?

-Nobody. That's the point!

0:36:590:37:03

-You also want to move the UFO before anyone catches us with it.

-Now you're scaring me.

-Good!

0:37:030:37:07

It's scaring me, too. You're my brother.

0:37:070:37:10

If you don't take me seriously, who will?

0:37:100:37:13

OK, what I am taking seriously is where to hide our spaceship before Mom finds it and busts us.

0:37:140:37:19

-I think I just came up with the perfect place. Do you wanna see it?

-I guess I'd better.

0:37:190:37:24

-Good, cos you're driving.

-Hey, I may look 16 but I still haven't got a licence.

0:37:240:37:29

Didn't say you were driving my truck.

0:37:290:37:31

(CHUCKLES)

0:37:330:37:36

(WIND HOWLING)

0:37:360:37:38

-(WHOOSH)

-How did you ever find this place?

-Pretty good, right?

0:37:550:37:59

See, two Halloweens ago, my pal Marty dared me to sneak in here at midnight.

0:37:590:38:03

-And naturally, you said yes.

-Naturally. And now it's paying off.

0:38:030:38:08

-I gotta find a place to stash our stuff. Watch out for the rats.

-Rats?

0:38:110:38:15

-Yeah.

-What rats?

0:38:150:38:17

(SIGHS) If you see any rats, warn me.

0:38:180:38:22

Nick?

0:38:330:38:35

Nick?

0:38:380:38:40

Nick!

0:38:440:38:45

Nick!

0:38:470:38:49

-Now what?

-You won't believe what I saw. This movie played on the windshield

0:38:500:38:54

-about all this stuff happening to the planet. Fires, flood, pollution.

-Give me a replay.

0:38:540:38:59

-Or maybe Hiddlebaum's ecology class is giving you nightmares.

-I'm not making it up.

-Right.

0:39:030:39:08

So, now we have psychic visions and movies on demand?

0:39:080:39:12

-In your head?

-I know what I saw. There's something big going on. Maybe that's why the UFO came to us.

0:39:120:39:17

OK, look, I love you, Ty, but I think this sudden onset puberty thing is seriously affecting your brain.

0:39:170:39:23

-Why don't you believe anything?

-Why do you believe everything?

0:39:230:39:27

Because, Nick, it's happening to me. If you won't listen, maybe I should just talk to Agent Armstrong.

0:39:270:39:33

Why, so he can take away our awesome ship and send us to juvey?

0:39:330:39:36

Tyler, this UFO is the coolest thing that has ever happened to anybody, anywhere.

0:39:360:39:41

-Now, why would you wanna blow that?

-Fine.

0:39:420:39:47

(WIND HOWLING)

0:39:530:39:55

All right, as far as Mom goes, less is more. Need-to-know basis. Don't ask, don't tell.

0:40:030:40:08

-She's gonna take one look at me and scream.

-Don't let her see you. (DOOR OPENING) Hi, Mom.

0:40:080:40:13

-Where's Tyler?

-Who?

0:40:130:40:15

Short kid, lives here? You know?

0:40:150:40:18

-Your brother?

-Oh, Tyler. I... I haven't seen him.

0:40:180:40:21

You're hiding something. (CHUCKLES) Hey, what do you take me for?

0:40:300:40:35

An amateur? OK, look, we are not leaving this yard

0:40:350:40:39

until you tell me exactly what is going on.

0:40:390:40:43

-Nick?

-OK, Mom, you know what? You're right.

0:40:440:40:47

-Something very important has happened.

-(SIGHS) I'm all ears.

0:40:470:40:52

(PANTS)

0:40:520:40:54

It's no big deal. You're making too much out of this.

0:40:550:40:58

When you are a parent, many, many, many years from now,

0:40:580:41:02

then you can decide what to make a big deal out of and way too much of.

0:41:020:41:07

-(BANG)

-Ow.

0:41:090:41:11

-(GASPS)

-I have to hear from your brother...

0:41:570:42:00

(SQUEALS) ..that you have hit puberty! Oh!

0:42:000:42:03

-It's gotta be the most disturbing word of the English language.

-My little man.

0:42:030:42:08

-Growing up. (GIGGLES)

-Roll with it, bro.

0:42:080:42:10

You're lucky because I had the video camera, a deli platter and Aunt Sofia.

0:42:100:42:15

You really are growing up. I mean, overnight, it's almost... freakish.

0:42:150:42:19

-Yeah, well, uh, nature's course.

-(SQUEALS) Listen to his voice!

0:42:190:42:24

Oh, honey, try not to borrow your brother's shaver, OK? It's kinda nasty. I gotta call Aunt Sofia.

0:42:240:42:30

-It really is, huh? It's freakish.

-Crazy.

0:42:290:42:34

-I can't believe she bought that.

-Oh, I was looking for this.

0:42:350:42:38

(GRUNTS) What do you think? Huh? Too much?

0:42:390:42:44

-Remember all the stupid costumes we used to put on for Mom and Dad?

-We used to do everything together.

0:42:450:42:51

-Do you remember this day?

-Oh, sure I do.

0:42:560:43:01

Look at Dad. He was the man.

0:43:020:43:05

-He would have listened to me about the aliens.

-This is getting old.

0:43:090:43:13

-He would have.

-Dad's not here!

0:43:130:43:15

Look, I am listening to you, Tyler. And you're changing. I get it.

0:43:150:43:20

-Thank you.

-I just don't know why you have to go all conspiracy theory about it.

0:43:190:43:23

-It's because, I've -

-Because girls suddenly dig you? Cos Darryl can't pick on you any more?

0:43:230:43:28

-No.

-Cos we have the sweetest ride in the whole universe?

-That's great, but -

0:43:280:43:32

Tyler... just lighten up.

0:43:320:43:36

-All right?

-OK.

-OK.

-I'm sorry.

0:43:360:43:39

Right. Now, help me solve a real problem. Julie is going to Darryl's party and cancelling our date.

0:43:390:43:45

Aren't you supposed to be doing your science...

0:43:490:43:52

project?

0:43:520:43:54

(CRICKETS CHIRR / OWL HOOTS)

0:44:030:44:06

(SOFT, EERIE SNARLING)

0:44:100:44:12

(GROWLING)

0:44:150:44:17

I think this belongs to you.

0:44:480:44:51

We found it in the field...

0:44:530:44:55

-..where the UFO was spotted.

-Oh!

0:44:560:44:59

-Great. Thanks.

-We need to talk.

0:45:000:45:03

I'm sort of late for class.

0:45:030:45:05

You know, when I was your age, I used to stare up at the stars,

0:45:050:45:10

wondering what was out there.

0:45:100:45:12

It's the reason I do what I do.

0:45:120:45:14

I'm still looking. Still... wondering.

0:45:140:45:18

-You ever feel that way?

-All the time.

0:45:190:45:22

-Your brother isn't so believing.

-He's really busy right now.

0:45:220:45:26

-Big science project.

-I think you and I got off on the wrong foot.

0:45:260:45:30

-I think we can help each other.

-I got to go.

0:45:300:45:33

You can start by being honest about the night you found the UFO.

0:45:330:45:37

And I can start by explaining the...

0:45:370:45:39

strange things that have been happening to you.

0:45:390:45:43

Things your brother doesn't understand.

0:45:430:45:46

I programmed my number into your cell. When you're ready to talk,

0:45:470:45:51

call me. You don't have to deal with this alone, Tyler.

0:45:510:45:55

The Earth's environment has been deteriorated at an alarming rate.

0:46:090:46:14

Humans are certainly the cause of pollution

0:46:140:46:17

and global warming, but extreme weather of recent years

0:46:170:46:21

seems to be coming from some unknown, mysterious source.

0:46:210:46:25

-Mr Burns? Tyler!

-Yeah. Yes. Um... Sorry.

0:46:330:46:38

What do you think causes these catastrophic changes?

0:46:380:46:41

Er...

0:46:410:46:43

I... dunno.

0:46:430:46:45

That's correct! Nobody knows. But, if current trends continue,

0:46:460:46:50

within a generation, Earth could become completely uninhabitable

0:46:500:46:54

to humans.

0:46:540:46:56

(WHOOSHING)

0:46:560:46:58

-(GIRL)

-What's he doing?

0:47:030:47:06

(ALL LAUGH)

0:47:080:47:11

Some sort of problem, Mr Burns?

0:47:110:47:14

Um, no. There was just this annoying glare,

0:47:140:47:17

and I didn't wanna miss any of this fascinating lesson.

0:47:170:47:20

-Totally under control.

-All right, class.

0:47:200:47:23

Let's continue.

0:47:230:47:25

(GASPS)

0:47:260:47:28

I got to go. Hall pass. My mom's meatloaf.

0:47:310:47:34

Funny! Your brother used the same excuse in last period's class.

0:47:340:47:38

What are you doing here? Are you trying to get me expelled?

0:47:410:47:45

Look, I am not having a good day, OK?

0:47:450:47:49

Last week I was a straight-A student with a normal life, and now...

0:47:490:47:52

-I'm standing here talking to a UFO.

-(CHIMES HARMONICALLY)

0:47:520:47:56

I like order. Routine! I roll the toothpaste tube up from the bottom!

0:47:560:48:00

-My life was perfectly organised until you showed up.

-(HOOTS SOFTLY)

0:48:000:48:05

I can't go for a ride. I'm serious. Be a good little UFO and go away!

0:48:050:48:10

(SIGHS) Fine! OK!

0:48:120:48:15

It's not like things could get any worse.

0:48:160:48:19

-So, what's the big panic?

-You need to check this out.

-What?

0:48:290:48:33

-(WHALE-LIKE HOOTING)

-Sounds like it ate Mom's meatloaf surprise.

0:48:330:48:37

Yeah. It came to school and practically abducted me.

0:48:370:48:40

-Yeah, right(!)

-It did. I think it's got some kind of message for us.

0:48:400:48:44

What is it? What are you trying to tell us?

0:48:450:48:49

Dude...

0:49:090:49:11

-When you're right, you are right.

-(BOTH LAUGH)

0:49:110:49:14

-Sweet!

-Score!

0:49:230:49:25

-Whoa!

-Some sort of user guide or manual.

0:49:310:49:35

Pictures and diagrams of all the stuff.

0:49:370:49:40

I wouldn't try to use any of it until we check...

0:49:400:49:43

-That was awesome.

-Yeah. Before we try out anything else,

0:49:510:49:55

really think we should check the instructions.

0:49:550:49:58

-Real men don't read instructions.

-Oh, right! Then you'll be a real man

0:49:580:50:01

who burns a real hole through your real head.

0:50:010:50:04

-Oh, look! Alien laxative?

-If you bother to learn what it's for...

0:50:040:50:09

Oh, what do we have here?

0:50:090:50:12

(BEEPING)

0:50:120:50:14

Oh! Sick!

0:50:140:50:16

I think it's time to trim your nose-hairs, there, buddy.

0:50:220:50:25

-Those aren't just binoculars.

-You can say that again!

0:50:270:50:30

You can look at planets with those. They're for navigating in space!

0:50:300:50:34

But there's something else I wanna check out first.

0:50:350:50:38

Oh! Nice!

0:50:510:50:54

Oh, these could come in very handy.

0:50:540:50:57

-Oh, man!

-What's up?

0:51:060:51:08

-Julie's at Darryl's party.

-You're not going to any party!

0:51:080:51:12

-Wanna bet?

-What about my pirate play?

0:51:120:51:14

-Oh, it's tonight?

-One night only.

0:51:140:51:17

Bro, I got a real problem. Tonight is the senior grad party.

0:51:170:51:20

-Darryl didn't invite you.

-Technically, no.

0:51:200:51:23

Right. Because, technically, he hates you.

0:51:230:51:26

-I know I promised to come to your play.

-That's right.

0:51:260:51:29

-But I'm only graduating once.

-Maybe not even that.

0:51:290:51:32

Point is, this is my one-and-only senior grad party.

0:51:320:51:37

-It's not a big deal. Don't sweat it.

-Oh! You're the best!

0:51:400:51:44

# Yeah, yeah, like a rolling stone

0:51:470:51:50

# Yeah, yeah, today you're on your own

0:51:500:51:54

# Yeah, yeah, you're on the go till you run out of dough

0:51:540:51:58

# Then you'll be back here, you'll be back

0:51:570:52:00

# Knocking at my door

0:52:000:52:02

# Yeah, yeah, I love the city at night

0:52:020:52:04

# Yeah, yeah, I got my own private flight...

0:52:040:52:08

Whoa!

0:52:090:52:11

# The streets you walk on, this air is all mine

0:52:120:52:16

# Listen to your mother, she'll tell you to go

0:52:160:52:18

# Listen to your mom, cos you just don't know

0:52:180:52:23

# Listen to your mother, she'll tell you to go

0:52:230:52:26

# Listen to your mom, cos you just don't know

0:52:260:52:30

# Listen to your mother, she'll tell you to go

0:52:300:52:34

# Listen to your mom, cos you just don't know

0:52:340:52:38

# Listen to your mother, she'll tell you to go

0:52:380:52:42

# Listen to your mom, cos you just don't know. #

0:52:420:52:46

(THUNDER SOUND EFFECTS)

0:52:460:52:48

Looks like we're sold out!

0:53:000:53:03

-(THUNDER)

-(LAUGHS)

0:53:030:53:06

Ahoy, there, bucko. You are so late.

0:53:060:53:09

-Where have you been?

-Practising my lines.

0:53:090:53:12

-You missed dress rehearsal.

-I tried to come, but my mom -

0:53:120:53:15

-Never mind. You can tell me later.

-My sword! I'll be right back.

0:53:150:53:20

Pirates! Don't forget your eye patches and fake blood.

0:53:220:53:25

-(MOBILE BEEPS)

-(GASPS)

0:53:460:53:48

Everyone ready for storm at sea. Curtain in one minute!

0:53:580:54:01

(SNARLS)

0:54:220:54:24

(GROWLS)

0:54:530:54:56

Tyler? Tyler!

0:55:010:55:04

Where are you? You're due on stage, like, now!

0:55:030:55:07

Argh!

0:55:150:55:17

(GRUNTS FIERCELY)

0:55:350:55:37

(LAUGHTER / BUZZ OF CONVERSATION)

0:55:380:55:41

So... where were we? Oh, yes. You were going to thank me

0:55:420:55:46

-for showing up to save you from this boring party.

-No.

0:55:460:55:49

I was asking what you're doing here. If Darryl sees you, he'll lose it.

0:55:490:55:53

So you feel that me coming to see you,

0:55:530:55:56

even at the risk of getting my butt kicked, is pretty romantic?

0:55:560:56:00

-I'm here with Darryl, Nick.

-I get it!

0:56:000:56:03

All right. Popular girl dates popular guy. Makes sense.

0:56:030:56:06

-But don't you ever wanna try something less predictable?

-What?

0:56:060:56:10

-Dating a goofball like you?

-Exactly.

-(LAUGHS)

0:56:100:56:13

Maybe.

0:56:130:56:15

But I need to know if you could ever be serious.

0:56:150:56:18

-Or if everything's just one big joke to you.

-I could be serious...

0:56:190:56:23

..about you.

0:56:230:56:25

Now, that... was predictable.

0:56:250:56:28

-Yeah.

-But also kind of cute.

0:56:290:56:32

(LAUGHS)

0:56:330:56:35

(SNARLING)

0:56:480:56:50

(GRUNTS / CHUCKLES EERILY)

0:57:080:57:10

(ROARS)

0:57:190:57:21

-(LAUGHS)

-I think you, er...

0:57:300:57:32

-have a little fruit punch there.

-Is this where you say,

0:57:320:57:37

-"Let me get that," and try to kiss me?

-Come on!

0:57:360:57:40

You don't think I'd resort to a cheeseball trick like that, do you?

0:57:400:57:44

-Nick?

-(CHUCKLES)

0:57:450:57:48

Nick?

0:57:480:57:50

Nick! Are you OK?

0:57:510:57:53

I was! What are you doing here?

0:57:540:57:56

When you didn't answer your phone, I thought you were in trouble.

0:57:560:58:01

-Relax! Why are you flipping out?

-Why am I flipping out?

0:58:030:58:07

Let's see. Maybe because a real-life space monster just tried to dest-...

0:58:070:58:11

He's a gamer. He likes to role-play. Aliens, dragons... Elves...

0:58:110:58:15

Did you see how beautiful Julie looks tonight?

0:58:160:58:19

-I am not going anywhere. Catch up with you later.

-Later?

0:58:190:58:23

-I almost didn't

-have

-a later.

0:58:230:58:25

I'll let you guys talk.

0:58:250:58:28

I thought we were supposed to watch out for each other.

0:58:290:58:33

-Am I interrupting a family moment?

-Not now!

-Insane stuff is going on,

0:58:330:58:37

-and all you care about is yourself.

-Ty...

-Fine. I'll do it without you.

0:58:370:58:41

-Have fun at your party.

-Tyler...

-No.

0:58:410:58:44

Your brother gets me detention, and you hook up with my girlfriend.

0:58:450:58:48

-I am loving your family right now!

-I'm not in the mood right now.

0:58:480:58:53

All right?

0:58:530:58:55

I don't know what's going on with you and your freak brother...

0:58:550:58:59

Tyler's not a freak. But you, on the other hand...

0:58:590:59:02

Yeah.

0:59:040:59:06

This whole Julie thing... It's made me a little crazy.

0:59:060:59:10

I started seeing things. I even thought I saw a UFO.

0:59:100:59:13

Yeah. I heard you screamed like a little girl,

0:59:130:59:16

-and then you fell on your butt.

-(LAUGHS)

0:59:160:59:19

(ALL LAUGH OBEDIENTLY)

0:59:190:59:21

Oof!

0:59:220:59:24

I want you gone - as in now - or else.

0:59:250:59:29

-Hey! What happened? Are you OK?

-Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.

0:59:340:59:38

Let's get out of here - somewhere we can be alone.

0:59:390:59:43

I want to.

0:59:460:59:48

But I can't. I'm sorry. (GRUNTS)

0:59:480:59:52

I'll see you tomorrow, won't I? At graduation?

0:59:540:59:58

(MUSICAL, WHISPERY CHIMING)

1:00:041:00:08

I'm glad you decided to call.

1:00:171:00:20

I didn't exactly have anyone else to turn to.

1:00:211:00:24

Your life's about to get a whole lot simpler.

1:00:241:00:27

Here's what you've been looking for.

1:00:301:00:33

You promised you'd explain why this has been happening to me.

1:00:371:00:41

You've been experiencing telepathic insights, correct?

1:00:411:00:45

Man, have I ever! You don't wanna play cards with me.

1:00:451:00:49

-And bursts of great strength.

-Oh, yeah! I'm a regular superhero.

1:00:491:00:54

Except I can't fit into any of my own clothes.

1:00:541:00:57

So what's really going on?

1:01:021:01:04

When a human teenager is experiencing cellular transition...

1:01:041:01:09

-You mean puberty?

-Exactly.

1:01:091:01:12

When you're exposed to heavy-particle radiation in space,

1:01:131:01:17

all the maturing processes are hyper-accelerated.

1:01:171:01:20

-Which is why I grew four inches overnight.

-Correct.

1:01:241:01:27

But rapid growth is the least of it. You've gained extraordinary powers.

1:01:281:01:33

Why doesn't anyone know about this?

1:01:341:01:36

Because NASA has never sent a teenager into space.

1:01:361:01:40

Sounds like they should. You don't know how right you are.

1:01:411:01:45

There's a name for special humans like you.

1:01:451:01:49

They're called Skyrunners.

1:01:491:01:51

Wow! Skyrunners...

1:01:541:01:56

So... when I went up in space, that's what happened to me?

1:01:581:02:02

Yes. Your abilities, if properly understood,

1:02:021:02:05

could make humans the most powerful species in the universe.

1:02:051:02:10

You could become very dangerous to extraterrestrials.

1:02:101:02:13

So you believe me, about the alien coming after me?

1:02:131:02:17

Oh, absolutely. Aliens are very real.

1:02:171:02:20

And a lot closer than you think.

1:02:201:02:23

Wait. Don't!

1:02:291:02:32

-Don't! What did you do that for?

-"(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)"

1:02:321:02:35

You humans are such an interesting species.

1:02:351:02:40

So intelligent in so many ways,

1:02:401:02:42

and so ignorant in others.

1:02:421:02:45

You said "you humans". You mean... you're not...

1:02:451:02:49

I'm the reason your planet's dying.

1:02:501:02:53

(BONES CRACKLE / SKIN SQUELCHES)

1:02:541:02:58

(SNARLS)

1:03:041:03:06

(GROWLS)

1:03:171:03:19

(ROARS)

1:03:251:03:27

Tyler?

1:03:301:03:32

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

1:03:351:03:38

Dude, I am so sorry.

1:03:411:03:43

I have been such a major jerk to you lately.

1:03:431:03:46

Ty?

1:03:481:03:49

What the...?!

1:03:541:03:56

Tyler!

1:04:011:04:02

OK, where's my brother? Tyler thinks you have a brain or something,

1:04:051:04:09

so tell me where he is!

1:04:091:04:11

-Tell me!

-(RESONATES / WHIRRS)

1:04:121:04:15

I'm sorry. I'm just...

1:04:161:04:18

He's my brother. If anything happens to him...

1:04:181:04:21

I'm freaking out here. I'm freaking out here.

1:04:231:04:26

OK...

1:04:271:04:29

OK.

1:04:291:04:31

OK.

1:04:301:04:32

OK...

1:04:321:04:34

So you took... You took a major hit here.

1:04:351:04:38

-(MOANING BOOM)

-And it's up to me to get you running again.

1:04:381:04:42

OK.

1:04:421:04:43

Instructions. OK.

1:04:451:04:48

Please,

1:04:481:04:49

you can never tell Tyler I did this, all right? OK.

1:04:491:04:54

OK. I need instructions.

1:04:541:04:56

Please... be there.

1:04:581:05:00

Yes!

1:05:021:05:03

Yes! OK, OK. I see this. I can work with this.

1:05:031:05:06

All right!

1:05:071:05:09

I know, baby. You need some major help.

1:05:101:05:14

All right. But that's OK. You know why? I have the ultimate secret weapon

1:05:141:05:18

of every great mechanic.

1:05:181:05:21

Duct tape!

1:05:211:05:24

-Trust me. This can fix anything.

-(SOFT HARMONIC MOAN)

1:05:241:05:28

All right. Just hold tight, all right?

1:05:281:05:31

(RATTLES)

1:05:331:05:36

Agh! (SPLUTTERS) You know what?

1:05:391:05:42

That's OK. Minor setback. Minor setback.

1:05:421:05:45

(GRUNTS) How's that? Is that better?

1:05:581:06:01

-(WHIRRS MUSICALLY)

-Almost done.

1:06:011:06:04

Hang tight. One more. So...

1:06:041:06:07

-..how do you feel?

-(WHIRRS / CHIRRUPS)

1:06:071:06:11

OK.

1:06:161:06:17

OK!

1:06:171:06:19

Fly! (RISING WHINE OF POWER)

1:06:191:06:22

(POWER HISSES AND DIES)

1:06:221:06:25

Dude! Dude, you have to fly.

1:06:251:06:28

Look... you are the only one who knows where he is.

1:06:291:06:34

If anything happens to him, I'd...

1:06:341:06:36

I don't know what I'd do.

1:06:401:06:42

(POWER WHIRRS)

1:06:441:06:46

Aaagh!

1:06:461:06:48

Whoo! Whoo-hoo!

1:06:481:06:50

Hello?

1:07:201:07:23

Hello! Anybody there?

1:07:241:07:27

(ROARS)

1:07:271:07:28

Oh, dude, I dig speed, but this is extreme!

1:07:391:07:42

Oh, I think I'm gonna hurl... Argh! Whoo!

1:07:551:07:58

What do you want from me?

1:08:021:08:05

Why'd you bring me here?

1:08:061:08:09

Bread and water? Gee, thanks.

1:08:141:08:18

How considerate of you!

1:08:181:08:20

Ugh! Gross!

1:08:221:08:24

I'd rather starve. You hear me? I'd rather starve!

1:08:271:08:31

Oh, dude, please don't tell me we're going into th-... Aaaagh!

1:08:351:08:39

I got to get out of here. Got to get out of here...

1:08:441:08:47

You got to let me out of here! I'm seriously claustrophobic!

1:08:491:08:54

Fingernails...

1:09:051:09:07

I guess I'm not your first guest.

1:09:091:09:12

What the...?!

1:09:321:09:34

-Looks like some kind of a ship crashed here.

-(CHIMES SOFTLY)

1:09:411:09:45

This whole place is one big impact crater.

1:09:471:09:50

Tyler...

1:09:511:09:52

Tyler! Tyler, where are you, bro?

1:09:521:09:55

Oh. Right.

1:09:581:10:00

Of course.

1:10:001:10:02

(DEVICE WHIRRS)

1:10:121:10:15

Oh, what are they doing to you, bro?

1:10:291:10:32

-(SNARLS)

-Whoa!

1:10:381:10:40

Oh, no... Tyler!

1:10:421:10:45

(CRACKLING)

1:10:531:10:55

Oh, skanky!

1:11:051:11:07

(GRUNTS)

1:11:281:11:30

Agh!

1:11:481:11:49

(LAUGHS)

1:11:511:11:53

(DEVICE HISSES) Who needs instructions?!

1:11:551:12:00

He said we're the most powerful species in the universe.

1:12:071:12:11

He said... we're dangerous to extraterrestrials.

1:12:121:12:16

He said I have extraordinary abilities.

1:12:171:12:20

I...am a Skyrunner.

1:12:341:12:36

(GRUNTS)

1:12:451:12:47

(SNARLS / GRUNTS)

1:12:521:12:55

(ROARS)

1:13:021:13:04

(SQUELCHING)

1:13:101:13:12

(YELLS)

1:13:301:13:33

Aargh!

1:13:361:13:39

-(ROARS)

-Argh!

1:13:421:13:44

God! Argh!

1:13:471:13:49

All right!

1:13:521:13:55

-These are my favourite jeans!

-(GRUNTS)

-Look out!

1:13:571:14:00

-Are you OK? Are you OK?!

-Yeah!

-What about your head?

1:14:121:14:15

-Oh, that?

-Yeah.

1:14:151:14:17

Being a drama geek does have its benefits. Blood pack.

1:14:171:14:21

Don't scare me like that!

1:14:211:14:23

-Oh, man, I'm so sorry I let you down.

-It's OK.

1:14:231:14:26

No, it's not OK! I thought you might really be gone, bro.

1:14:261:14:30

Hey. You found me.

1:14:321:14:34

You always have.

1:14:341:14:36

You always do.

1:14:361:14:38

-(SOBS / LAUGHS)

-How

-did

-you find me, by the way?

1:14:431:14:47

-Oh, the UFO helped.

-It's alive?

1:14:471:14:50

-I thought Armstrong took it out.

-I fixed it.

-You fixed a spaceship?

1:14:501:14:53

-Yeah.

-That's awesome!

-(LAUGHS)

1:14:531:14:56

-So, where are we, anyway?

-In some alien crater,

1:14:561:14:59

way underground. I'm never gonna doubt anything you tell me again.

1:14:591:15:03

-Really?

-Yeah. Totally.

-OK. Try this.

1:15:031:15:07

The aliens are wrecking the environment

1:15:071:15:09

-so they can eliminate the human race.

-Really?

1:15:091:15:12

-Yeah. Then they can make the planet their own.

-Dude, I believe you!

1:15:121:15:16

Awesome! Just because I said so?

1:15:161:15:19

No. Because they have these magma chambers out there.

1:15:191:15:22

-They're pumping gas through it.

-Straight into the atmosphere.

1:15:221:15:26

-Yeah.

-We gotta stop 'em.

-I'll settle for getting out of here

1:15:261:15:29

in one piece. Come on. Let's go.

1:15:291:15:32

-Nick!

-Yeah?

-Thanks.

1:15:321:15:35

All the way through. Keep going.

1:15:451:15:48

-Guess what? Armstrong's an alien. He brought me here.

-Get out!

1:15:491:15:53

-Uh-uh...

-OK. Right. I believe you.

1:15:531:15:56

-I wasn't sure.

-What happened with the binoculars?

1:15:561:15:59

-I had a little incident with them.

-What about that weapon?

1:15:591:16:03

I had a slight mishap with the weapon, too.

1:16:031:16:06

I told you to check the instructions.

1:16:051:16:08

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Check this.

1:16:081:16:11

-(HISSING)

-Whoa!

1:16:111:16:14

-It's huge!

-No kidding.

1:16:141:16:16

-Oh, man! It smells so nasty.

-Forget nasty. It's toxic.

1:16:181:16:22

-It's probably lethal.

-(COUGHS)

-Ssh!

1:16:221:16:25

-What are we gonna do?

-"Run" comes to mind.

1:16:321:16:35

-You said we had to stop them.

-You see how many there are?

1:16:351:16:39

-(COUGHS)

-Ssh!

1:16:411:16:43

(ROARS)

1:16:451:16:47

(SNARLS)

1:16:491:16:51

-Oh, come on. Let's bail.

-No, wait.

-What?

1:16:581:17:01

-You still have that? Gimme that!

-What? What are you doing?

1:17:011:17:05

I know what it's for because I read the instructions.

1:17:051:17:09

-Do you wanna give me a hint?

-Easier to show you.

1:17:091:17:12

(BOTH YELL)

1:17:161:17:18

Nick, get up. Come on! The whole cave's coming down.

1:17:231:17:27

Come on! Go!

1:17:261:17:29

-You fixed it with duct tape?

-She ain't pretty,

1:17:391:17:42

-but she gets the job done.

-We're gonna get buried alive!

1:17:421:17:46

-Come on, baby!

-Aargh!

1:17:531:17:56

Look out! No! Oh, no!

1:17:571:18:00

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

1:18:031:18:04

Whoo!

1:18:041:18:07

Uh-oh!

1:18:081:18:10

Don't look back.

1:18:111:18:13

(ALIEN PILOT SNARLS)

1:18:171:18:20

-Go! Step on it!

-Step on what? This thing doesn't have a gas pedal!

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-(ALL CHATTER)

-Uh-oh!

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Look who's not graduating!

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Looks like Nick Burns finally got burned. (LAUGHS)

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Excuse me. Sorry.

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Oh! (GASPS)

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(LAUGHS)

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-We're not gonna make it!

-We made it this far. Come on!

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We will now present diplomas to the graduating class

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in alphabetical order. First row.

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(STIRRING MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS)

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-Teresa Maria Aguilar.

-(CHEERING / APPLAUSE)

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Congratulations.

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Ronald Aster! Ronald... Congratulations.

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-We can't take another hit. We got to fight back.

-Do it!

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-There's only one problem.

-What?

-I dunno how!

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Aaargh!

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(BOTH YELL)

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Whoo!

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-That's more like it.

-I didn't do anything.

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The ship did it.

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(ROARS)

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-Whoo! Yippee-ki-yay!

-(BOTH LAUGH)

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Frat club went down! Whoo!

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-(METALLIC THUDDING)

-Er, Nick?

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We're going down, too.

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Theodore Wrexford Anderson!

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-Whoo!

-Yeah, T-Rex!

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-(CHEERING / APPLAUSE)

-Darryl Butler!

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Oh! Er... You forgot my son!

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-(LAUGHS)

-Darryl Butler!

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No! You forgot Nick Burns.

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I did not forget him, Mrs Burns.

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There's a little matter of a senior science project!

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Ohhh...!

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Hold on, Tyler! Hold on, all right?

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What's that?!

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Land!

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Hold on, Tyler! Hold on!

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(BOTH YELL)

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Nick?!

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Tyler?!

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(LAUGHS)

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-What sort of a stunt is this?

-This is no stunt, Principal Duddy.

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This... is my science project.

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(LAUGHS)

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Hey, Mr Hiddlebaum! This UFO was totally busted,

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-and I fixed it.

-He really did. We also saved the planet,

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by the way.

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I was hoping you could let me count this as my science project.

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Well, er...

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I-I-I... I guess you pass!

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Yes! Whoo-hoo! Whoo!

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Herman... my diploma.

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Yeah! (ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD)

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-Are you OK?!

-We're so sorry we worried you.

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-(GROWLS PLAYFULLY)

-(LAUGHS)

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(ALL HOOT AND APPLAUD)

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(GASPS) He gets his diploma?!

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He gets the girl? I'm losing it. I can't believe this!

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Tyler!

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Hi, Katie.

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You, me, Friday night... movie.

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OK!

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(CHEERING / APPLAUSE)

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(CHEERING / APPLAUSE)

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(ROCK MUSIC BLARES)

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-(GRUNTS)

-Whoo! Road test... successful.

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-Seems a little rocky to me.

-Are you kidding me?

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That sound rig is bumpin'! (POUNDING ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES)

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Forget the stereo! It didn't fly so well.

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-And that landing... Not our best.

-It got us here.

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And now we got some rockin' tunes.

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Hmm? Come on. The beach is this way.

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And guess who's waiting there to meet you!

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-Katie Wallace.

-What?

-Yeah, dude. I set you up, bro.

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I told her you were gonna be here. She totally digs you, man.

1:25:471:25:50

-I like her, too, but I'm just -

-Hey, hey! Hey! Don't be shy.

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Hey, since you became a Skyrunner, you're not so scrawny any more.

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(BOTH SQUABBLE AMICABLY)

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Shall we take them now?

1:26:001:26:03

No. Not yet.

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They think they're safe. They think they eliminated all of us.

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Won't they be surprised when they learn how wrong they are?

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# Little green men

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# With antennas on their head

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# Real funky, too cool... #

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