Bundle of Joy

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# It's...a...wonderful day So be happy and gay	0:00:24	0:00:29
# And you'll be too busy for sorrow	0:00:29	0:00:32
# And to keep it this way Make the most of today	0:00:32	0:00:36
# And worry about tomorrow tomorrow	0:00:36	0:00:39
# Do you mind if I quote Something some fella wrote?	0:00:39	0:00:44
# Common sense says Life will be greater	0:00:44	0:00:47
# If you just learn how To live for now	0:00:47	0:00:51
# Then worry about later later	0:00:51	0:00:54
# Comes that urge That impulse to frown	0:00:54	0:00:58
# Just turn it down, don't obey it	0:00:58	0:01:02
# Say, with a smile "It can wait for a while!"	0:01:02	0:01:06
# Sorry, I'll have to delay it and say	0:01:06	0:01:09
# It's a wonderful day Let's not fuss it away	0:01:09	0:01:13
# And all of this adds up To this resume	0:01:13	0:01:17
# Worry about tomorrow tomorrow	0:01:17	0:01:20
# Worry about later later	0:01:20	0:01:24
# Worry about another day Another day! #	0:01:24	0:01:30
-Good morning! -Hallelujah(!)	0:01:40	0:01:43
# A good, good morning to ya	0:01:44	0:01:47
# What's good about morning When you'd rather be in bed? Didn't sleep a wink, can't think	0:01:47	0:01:54
# Wish I were dead Rather be in bed	0:01:54	0:01:57
# That very dismal mood you're in	0:01:57	0:02:01
# Is very ineffective	0:02:01	0:02:04
# You need to pay heed To this terse little verse An earful of cheerful perspective	0:02:04	0:02:11
# It's a wonderful day So be happy and gay	0:02:11	0:02:15
# And you'll be too busy for sorrow	0:02:15	0:02:18
# Here's a hat on display We must close out today	0:02:18	0:02:22
# And worry about tomorrow tomorrow	0:02:22	0:02:25
# Zis tres chic chapeau It just has to go	0:02:25	0:02:28
# It's ideal for a reel-out of data	0:02:28	0:02:31
# So you must learn how To sell this now	0:02:31	0:02:35
# And worry about later later	0:02:35	0:02:38
# Comes that urge That impulse to frown	0:02:38	0:02:41
# Just turn it down, don't obey it	0:02:41	0:02:44
# Say, with a smile "It can wait for a while!"	0:02:44	0:02:48
# Sorry, I'll have to delay it and say	0:02:48	0:02:51
# It's a Lily Dache It would cost a week's pay!	0:02:51	0:02:54
# And all of this adds up To this resume	0:02:54	0:02:57
# Just worry about tomorrow tomorrow	0:02:57	0:03:01
# Then worry about later later	0:03:01	0:03:04
# And worry about another day Another day! #	0:03:04	0:03:09
BELL RINGS	0:03:09	0:03:13
SHOPPERS CHAT	0:03:13	0:03:17
-Well, Polly, another day, another dollar - to COIN a phrase! -Another thousand dollars, if I'm in luck!	0:03:17	0:03:25
-You've only been here two months - even old John Merlin doesn't expect you to sell this joint out! -Mary...	0:03:25	0:03:32
-Oh, I think Mr Hargraves is casing us. -Silly! Probably wondering how I sell out the place every day.	0:03:32	0:03:39
-Good morning! -May I remind you that John B Merlin & Son is now OPEN?!	0:03:39	0:03:45
-You don't need to! When you consider all the stuff I've unloaded... -We don't have STUFF at John B Merlin!	0:03:45	0:03:52
-And... -You don't unload. Yes, sir.	0:03:52	0:03:55
I'll be glad when the Christmas rush is over, won't you, Mr Hargraves?	0:03:55	0:04:01
-Oh, not me! If we had another week, I could sell... -I shall be very glad when it's over!	0:04:01	0:04:07
-Mainly on account of Miss Parish. -So I HAVE attracted your attention?	0:04:07	0:04:13
-You certainly have! -I knew you'd be impressed by my record! Excuse me, a pigeon...	0:04:13	0:04:19
Customer, I mean!	0:04:19	0:04:22
-Morning, JB. -Morning. In the 47th Street display window is a dummy, wearing a shirt and bow tie.	0:04:24	0:04:31
-Let's not have that. -But students... -Radicals, revolutionists! -Good morning, JB!	0:04:31	0:04:38
-I saw one of your floor workers, who is making his own suits at home! Correct that! -Yes, sir.	0:04:38	0:04:44
SANTA LAUGHS Merry Christmas!	0:04:44	0:04:49
HE CONTINUES TO LAUGH	0:04:49	0:04:53
LAUGHTER STOPS	0:04:54	0:04:57
-Too much padding. The kids like to sit on your lap and you stick out too far! -But, sir... -Yes?	0:04:57	0:05:04
-HE LAUGHS Merry Christmas! -Merry Christmas!	0:05:04	0:05:09
Mr Merlin is right - too much padding!	0:05:12	0:05:15
But it's all ME!	0:05:15	0:05:18
HE LAUGHS Merry Christmas, kiddies!	0:05:18	0:05:23
-Good morning. -Hello, Esther. Anything on YOUR minds? -No.	0:05:24	0:05:28
-There never is! -WE have a personnel matter in ladies' millinery, but it needn't concern you, JB!	0:05:28	0:05:36
-So settle it! -We will.	0:05:36	0:05:38
-Good morning! -Good morning. -From the weekly report, I see the new recreation periods are working out.	0:05:41	0:05:48
Efficiency is way-y up! And speaking of efficiency, Dad - you're late!	0:05:48	0:05:53
-Did you stay all night at a 52nd St jam session so you could say that?! -Dad, it's the East Side now!	0:05:53	0:06:01
-You can't keep going without sleep. -I do my work! -More than your share - that's what bothers me! -It's youth!	0:06:01	0:06:08
-Remember? -..Almost!	0:06:08	0:06:12
You're not too unhappy here, son?	0:06:12	0:06:15
-Music doesn't mean more to you? -Mmm...no.	0:06:15	0:06:19
You know, back in the 1920s, my idea was to live in Paris and paint.	0:06:20	0:06:26
-And I did - then the store needed me, so here I am. -And here -I -am. Glad to be aboard.	0:06:26	0:06:33
Let's have no more sentimentality!	0:06:33	0:06:36
-Or music! -This is a business office!	0:06:36	0:06:38
-BUZZER Mr Merlin is wanted urgently in the employees' lounge. -Wait...	0:06:38	0:06:45
-This must be bad news. Let me go - I could handle it best. Sounds like top-drawer stuff! -Go and handle it!	0:06:45	0:06:52
Don't give the store away!	0:06:53	0:06:56
ALL: # Oh, oh, oh	0:06:57	0:07:00
# If you wanna talk about something	0:07:00	0:07:03
# You'll be making no blunder Taking no chance	0:07:03	0:07:06
# If you take a topic that comes under	0:07:06	0:07:09
# The category of romance	0:07:09	0:07:12
# That book way up on the list	0:07:13	0:07:16
# Is all about love It's all about love	0:07:16	0:07:20
# That tune you cannot resist	0:07:20	0:07:23
# Is all about love	0:07:23	0:07:25
# It's an elementary language Everybody knows	0:07:25	0:07:30
# Poetry or prose Everybody speaks it	0:07:30	0:07:33
# And you can call it happiness Call it misery	0:07:33	0:07:37
# Everybody seeks it	0:07:37	0:07:40
# In plays, the popular things	0:07:40	0:07:43
# Are all about love They're all about love	0:07:43	0:07:47
# In dreams, your craziest dreams Are all about love	0:07:47	0:07:52
# Let's face it You'll find that you're a fool	0:07:52	0:07:56
# If you look for something new How can you replace it?	0:07:56	0:08:00
# A heart is not a thing to build a wall about, a kiss is not a thing that you can stall about	0:08:00	0:08:07
# If you don't know it's a thing to have a ball about You know nothing at all about love	0:08:07	0:08:14
ALL: # You know It's all about love	0:08:14	0:08:19
# And you can take it from me, my friend, it's the common trend	0:08:19	0:08:24
# It's the end - it's love!	0:08:24	0:08:27
# Those things that Mother knows best	0:08:27	0:08:31
-# They're all about love -They're all about love	0:08:31	0:08:35
# Desires that can't be suppressed	0:08:35	0:08:38
# They're all about love	0:08:38	0:08:40
# Didn't Mother Nature give us Pretty greenery, pretty scenery	0:08:40	0:08:45
# As an inspiration?	0:08:45	0:08:48
# Love and marriage Are doing wonders for...	0:08:48	0:08:52
# Mom and POP-ulation!	0:08:52	0:08:55
-# That note that comes with the flowers is all about love -It's all about love	0:08:55	0:09:01
-# That phone that's tied up for hours is all about love... -Let's face it!	0:09:01	0:09:08
-# Romance is indispensable -Let's be sensible How can you replace it?	0:09:08	0:09:14
# A heart is not a thing to build a wall about, a kiss is not a thing that you can stall about	0:09:14	0:09:21
# If you don't know it's a thing to have a ball about You know nothing at all about love	0:09:21	0:09:28
# A heart is not a thing to build a wall about	0:09:28	0:09:32
# A kiss is not a thing that you can stall about	0:09:32	0:09:35
# If you don't know it's a thing to have a BRAWL about You know nothing at all about love	0:09:35	0:09:41
# A heart is not a thing to build a wall about, a kiss is not a thing that you can stall about	0:09:41	0:09:48
# If you don't know it's a thing to have a brawl about You know nothing...no, nothing	0:09:48	0:09:55
# You know nothing...at all about	0:09:55	0:09:59
# Love! #	0:09:59	0:10:05
JARRING NOTES	0:10:05	0:10:07
-Top-drawer stuff, eh(?) -Right! Don't tell JB - he doesn't like music!	0:10:14	0:10:20
-I'll be right back. -Good luck. -Thanks.	0:10:22	0:10:26
-Hey, gorgeous, what are you getting me for Christmas? -Freddie, you wouldn't drink it! -Why the hurry?	0:10:27	0:10:34
-Personnel sent for me. I think they realise what I do for the store. -This is business. I saw you dance.	0:10:34	0:10:41
-You were so with it! -Get to the business! -The Pink Slipper is having a dance contest tonight. -Mmm?	0:10:41	0:10:48
Rock'n'roll. The band leader is my friend AND a judge, so it's fixed!	0:10:48	0:10:54
-You still need a girl! -Second prize is 100 - we split it! -Freddie, I'm poor, but still proud - no, thanks!	0:10:54	0:11:01
But...!	0:11:01	0:11:03
Looking for employment, Miller? No, I... Oh, excuse me, sir!	0:11:03	0:11:08
Mr Creely, the young lady from millinery is here, Miss... Parish.	0:11:08	0:11:14
I associate ideas to remember names. "Parish" makes me think of church. Send her in.	0:11:14	0:11:20
Come in, miss.	0:11:20	0:11:23
-Sit down, Miss Church. -Thank you. But it's "Parish".	0:11:24	0:11:28
-Polly Parish. -Yes, Parish. You are apparently a conscientious worker, so I wanted to talk to you...personally.	0:11:28	0:11:36
Well, I was sure you would... sooner or later.	0:11:36	0:11:40
Oh, were you?	0:11:40	0:11:42
HE CLEARS THROAT Mr Hargraves is fascinated by your efforts, Miss Ch...Parish.	0:11:42	0:11:49
-He's such a good man, Mr Hargraves. -I'm glad you think so!	0:11:50	0:11:54
Unfortunately, he doesn't share the same high opinion of YOU.	0:11:54	0:12:00
-I beg your pardon? -In fact, he wants to fire you.	0:12:00	0:12:04
-So do I. -He...	0:12:05	0:12:07
-You what? -As of tonight. You will receive the usual severance pay.	0:12:07	0:12:13
You may come to the employees' Christmas party, of course!	0:12:15	0:12:20
-I don't understand. I sell more than anybody in my department! -You oversell more than anyone!	0:12:20	0:12:27
-Oh... -You're just not JB Merlin & Son material. Yesterday, you sold 23 hats.	0:12:27	0:12:33
Today, 25 came back!	0:12:33	0:12:36
-25? -Two were from the day before!	0:12:36	0:12:39
We can't tolerate young salespeople with buck fever,	0:12:39	0:12:44
-who have no idea of the book-keeping expense and bad customer relations you put us to! -But... -That is all!	0:12:44	0:12:51
Yes, sir.	0:12:56	0:12:58
Oh...	0:13:02	0:13:03
and a very merry Christmas to you, Miss Church.	0:13:03	0:13:07
The same to you.	0:13:07	0:13:10
What's the matter, gorgeous?	0:13:22	0:13:25
-Are, um... Are you sure we can win that money tonight? -Baby, it's a lead-pipe cinch!	0:13:31	0:13:37
-Then I'll go. -Great, I'll pick you up at 7.00 on the dot. -OK.	0:13:39	0:13:44
Uh...AFTER dinner.	0:13:44	0:13:46
-Oh, Freddie...! -Honey, this is real glamorous - it's like money in the bank! I'm glad you're so...so...	0:13:46	0:13:54
happy?!	0:13:54	0:13:56
Oh, Freddie!	0:13:56	0:13:58
Are we working you too hard, Miller(?) No, I... No, sir!	0:13:59	0:14:05
Sorry, sorry. Those stupid salesmen - you can't get a hold of them!	0:14:05	0:14:10
425...	0:14:11	0:14:13
427...425...	0:14:13	0:14:16
Oh, out to lunch. Figures.	0:14:16	0:14:19
Inorganic ph... Can't even SAY that one!	0:14:21	0:14:25
Draftsman, automation expert, construc... Construction engineer?!	0:14:25	0:14:31
BABY CRIES	0:14:33	0:14:37
Oh...	0:14:39	0:14:41
Hello!	0:14:43	0:14:45
-Won't you come in? -Oh...	0:14:45	0:14:48
Yes! ..There we are...	0:14:48	0:14:51
Right in here, Miss, uh...?	0:14:56	0:14:59
Take your finger out of my mouth.	0:14:59	0:15:03
-Your name, please? -Hmm? Polly Parish.	0:15:03	0:15:06
-Are you employed? -Hmm? JB Merlin.	0:15:06	0:15:10
Until tonight, that is. I just lost my job. ..He's so cute...	0:15:10	0:15:15
Oh...it isn't MY baby.	0:15:16	0:15:20
It was on the doorstep outside! I...	0:15:20	0:15:23
No, really! You see, there it was, about to roll off the top step, and I just ran over, and...	0:15:25	0:15:33
We're here to help you, my dear. We're your friends!	0:15:33	0:15:37
..Look, it isn't mine!	0:15:37	0:15:40
I wish it were!	0:15:40	0:15:43
Let me tell you again, so you get this straight.	0:15:43	0:15:47
I was outside the employment agency and I turned and saw this bundle on your steps. A baby, I thought.	0:15:47	0:15:55
So I ran over and scooped it up so that I could...	0:15:55	0:15:59
Well...	0:15:59	0:16:01
Honest injun!	0:16:01	0:16:03
Many mothers tell us the babies are not their own but, from experience, we know it's wise to admit the truth.	0:16:03	0:16:11
I...	0:16:11	0:16:13
Oh, now, look here!	0:16:13	0:16:15
Well, this is ridiculous!	0:16:15	0:16:18
BABY CRIES	0:16:18	0:16:21
LOUD CRIES	0:16:21	0:16:24
HE GURGLES	0:16:28	0:16:31
Well...!	0:16:31	0:16:33
Oh!	0:16:33	0:16:35
BABY CRIES	0:16:35	0:16:38
For heaven's sake...	0:16:43	0:16:46
I...	0:16:46	0:16:48
Oh... Oh, no, you don't!	0:16:48	0:16:51
When I want a family, I'll get married and do it right! Oh, no! It's YOUR baby, not MY baby!	0:16:51	0:16:59
BABY CRIES	0:16:59	0:17:02
It's pathetic! The mothers come to us so young these days!	0:17:02	0:17:07
Ah, well, we know that she'll be at Merlin's until tonight.	0:17:07	0:17:12
And we know that the Merlins are a charitable family...don't we?	0:17:12	0:17:17
Go right in, Mr Appleby.	0:17:19	0:17:22
JAZZY MUSIC PLAYS	0:17:24	0:17:28
HE CLEARS THROAT	0:17:30	0:17:33
Yes?	0:17:35	0:17:37
-YOU'RE Mr Merlin? -That's right. -I thought you'd be older!	0:17:37	0:17:43
-I will be - it just takes time! What can I do for you, Mr...? -Appleby.	0:17:43	0:17:48
I'm from the Atkins Foundling Home.	0:17:49	0:17:52
-Yes? -An employee of yours, a young lady, left a baby with us today. -Yes?	0:17:52	0:17:58
I checked with your Mr Creely, and she's been discharged! I believe that's why she's abandoned her baby!	0:17:58	0:18:05
-Mr Merlin, give her back her job. -It's not my department! -Mr Merlin...	0:18:05	0:18:10
If you saw this mother, denying the parenthood of her own child... it would have touched your heart.	0:18:10	0:18:17
-It was pitiful! -Suppose you sit down and we discuss it calmly? -Thank you.	0:18:17	0:18:23
Get me Mr Hargraves, please.	0:18:23	0:18:26
Off you go, Miss Parish - to Mr Dan Merlin himself this time!	0:18:28	0:18:33
-You mean he's seen the light - he wants to apologise? -What he does is top secret!	0:18:33	0:18:40
At ease, Mr Hargraves!	0:18:40	0:18:43
What now - Merlin Junior says a few last words over the body?!	0:18:43	0:18:47
Here is Miss Parish, Mr Merlin.	0:18:50	0:18:53
Uh...sit down...MISS Parish?	0:18:56	0:19:00
Yes, sir. I'm Miss Parish, Mr Merlin.	0:19:00	0:19:03
-I believe you were discharged today, Miss Parish. -Yes, sir. Of all the ingratitude I've ever heard of...!	0:19:03	0:19:11
-After the way I've worked... -We want you back.	0:19:11	0:19:14
The loyalty I've...	0:19:14	0:19:17
-You... You...you want me back, you say? -That's what I said.	0:19:17	0:19:23
Well, that's more like it!	0:19:24	0:19:26
-Miss Parish, don't you think you ought to thank Mr Merlin? -Oh...thank you, Mr Merlin. -You're welcome.	0:19:26	0:19:34
We thought you were trying too hard, overselling. Now we know the reason.	0:19:34	0:19:40
Well...I was sure SOMEBODY would understand!	0:19:42	0:19:46
By the way, we're raising your salary 10 a week, as of a week ago.	0:19:46	0:19:51
Well, thank you!	0:19:51	0:19:53
But getting your job back and a raise is not your REAL Xmas present.	0:19:53	0:19:58
N-No?	0:19:58	0:20:01
No, your Christmas present is the greatest gift a woman could have. It's coming to you at home tonight.	0:20:01	0:20:09
Perhaps you ought to thank Mr Merlin again?	0:20:09	0:20:12
Oh...thanks again! It was enough giving me my job back, Mr Merlin.	0:20:12	0:20:18
-I want you to know I forgive the store and I never hold a grudge! -That's very big of you.	0:20:18	0:20:25
-Goodbye. -Oh, goodbye, sir. Goodbye, Mr...?	0:20:25	0:20:29
Merely think of me as your guardian angel!	0:20:29	0:20:33
Well, goodbye, Santa Claus!	0:20:43	0:20:46
-BUZZ -Who is it?	0:20:50	0:20:53
Something from John B Merlin & Son!	0:20:53	0:20:57
Merry Christmas!	0:20:59	0:21:01
Holiday greetings from John B Merlin & Son and the Atkins Foundling Home. Oh...	0:21:01	0:21:08
Don't thank us. We've only done our duty.	0:21:08	0:21:12
-Just keep doing your duty! You take that baby right out of here! -But...!	0:21:12	0:21:17
Oh...you're sick!	0:21:17	0:21:20
Shame on you!	0:21:20	0:21:22
-Do you realise what you're saying? -Yes, I do - that's not my baby!	0:21:22	0:21:28
-Do you realise Mr Merlin has given you your job back... -Yes. -..so that you can raise your child in comfort?	0:21:28	0:21:35
You want it to be raised as an orphan?	0:21:35	0:21:38
Oh, now, that's not my baby - I am not its mother!	0:21:38	0:21:43
-Mrs Wilkins...come! -Now, you take that baby, or it'll be back at the foundling home before you get there!	0:21:43	0:21:50
I wouldn't try that, if I were you, and I wouldn't leave it elsewhere, because it'll come back to us...	0:21:50	0:21:57
and...we have its footprints!	0:21:57	0:22:00
Footprints?!	0:22:01	0:22:04
I'm not going to inform Mr Merlin of your attitude.	0:22:04	0:22:08
Gee-ee!	0:22:11	0:22:13
BABY GURGLES	0:22:15	0:22:19
Now, listen, uh...baby... It's nothing personal, I...	0:22:26	0:22:31
I'd love to have you around, but...	0:22:31	0:22:33
Take your finger out of your mouth - you want crooked teeth?	0:22:33	0:22:38
I really couldn't do right by you... No...	0:22:42	0:22:46
You see...I'm alone, too!	0:22:49	0:22:52
..That's a cute nose!	0:22:52	0:22:54
-Who is it? -The Arthur Murray of the stock department - Frisky Freddie!	0:22:57	0:23:03
Oh, my!	0:23:05	0:23:07
Oh, uh... Just a minute, Freddie!	0:23:07	0:23:11
Uh... Wait just a second!	0:23:11	0:23:13
There. Now, no biting. Be quiet, baby! That's good.	0:23:13	0:23:18
-LOUD SCREAM -Oh...!	0:23:18	0:23:21
That's all I need! ..Just a minute! ..There.	0:23:21	0:23:25
That's it, baby. Now, be quiet, baby. Shh!	0:23:25	0:23:29
Please, quiet, huh, baby? Quiet!	0:23:29	0:23:32
Oh...!	0:23:32	0:23:34
-Oh, uh...hello. Freddie, I can't... -What's new and exciting, gorgeous - besides me, I mean?	0:23:36	0:23:43
-Well, uh, Freddie, I... -Hey! Nice joint you've got here!	0:23:43	0:23:48
Freddie, I can't go out tonight...	0:23:48	0:23:51
-What do you mean? -Well, I... I think I'm gonna have a headache!	0:23:51	0:23:56
-Are you kidding? I borrowed my brother's heap so we'd go in style! -Gee, I'm sorry. -Sorry?! -Well...	0:23:56	0:24:03
Something's...come up!	0:24:03	0:24:06
Ah, don't be nervous - it's in the bag! Do you hate money?! The band leader's a pal!	0:24:06	0:24:12
BABY CRIES	0:24:12	0:24:15
I just spoke to him on the phone.	0:24:15	0:24:18
BABY CRIES	0:24:18	0:24:21
-Funny, I thought I heard a baby crying! -H-Here?	0:24:21	0:24:25
Where was I? Oh, yeah, I checked with my pal again, and we can't lose!	0:24:25	0:24:31
BABY CRIES	0:24:31	0:24:34
-You talked to him, huh? What did he say? -He says it's in the bag! -Great!	0:24:34	0:24:39
I DO hear a baby crying!	0:24:39	0:24:42
Oh...THAT?	0:24:42	0:24:44
Next door. Keeps me awake.	0:24:44	0:24:47
-Sometimes I think I'll go out of my mind! -That's tough.	0:24:47	0:24:52
Polly, this is not dishonest. It's just fixed!	0:24:52	0:24:56
You don't think a guy like me would do anything crooked? I'm...	0:24:56	0:25:01
BABY LAUGHS	0:25:01	0:25:04
What did it do - crawl through the wall?!	0:25:08	0:25:12
You mean you didn't see the stork flying through(?)	0:25:13	0:25:17
Oh...!	0:25:17	0:25:20
Come on, baby. Upsy-daisy.	0:25:21	0:25:24
-Is it yours? -No, it isn't mine. -Then where did it come from?	0:25:24	0:25:29
-I got it for Christmas(!) -This Christmas or last?!	0:25:29	0:25:33
Freddie, question and answer period is over.	0:25:33	0:25:37
-I'm not going out tonight and that's that! -It sure is!	0:25:37	0:25:42
-I got my troubles. -You sure have!	0:25:42	0:25:45
Well, I can't win the contest without you, so I'll stay! I'm a family man!	0:25:45	0:25:50
-Goodnight, Freddie. -Hey, wait a minute! Wait a minute!	0:25:50	0:25:55
-I just meant a nice, quiet evening in with the kiddies! That's not so bad! -Goodnight, Freddie! -I just...	0:25:55	0:26:02
Hey, I just thought... Old Man Merlin is on TV about now!	0:26:02	0:26:07
Getting an award - for penny-pinching in the retail business, probably!	0:26:07	0:26:12
- Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. - Good evening!	0:26:12	0:26:17
ANNOUNCER: Tonight, we meet two generations of a great family - the Merlins.	0:26:17	0:26:23
- Big deal(!) - May I present Mr John B Merlin and his son Dan Merlin,	0:26:23	0:26:30
in the library of their delightful home at 236 East 63rd Street, New York City.	0:26:30	0:26:36
-ANNOUNCER: Good evening, gentlemen. -Good evening, Bill. -Oh, hi, Mr Rand.	0:26:36	0:26:42
-JB, I'll bet you have some interesting... -Yes. -Oh, I'll bet(!)	0:26:42	0:26:47
-Let me first say that the magic word for success in merchandising is decentralisation. -Absolutely, JB(!)	0:26:47	0:26:55
-We're going out after all. -Yeah.	0:26:55	0:26:58
See you in the morning, JB!	0:26:58	0:27:00
You're not taking that along?!	0:27:00	0:27:03
-Only part-way - come on! -You can't...	0:27:03	0:27:07
You can't take the baby - it's fixed!	0:27:07	0:27:10
Our success formula is alert merchandising - to put stores where it is easy to shop.	0:27:10	0:27:17
-A merchandising man who can't accept the impact of modern living is a dinosaur! -Thank you.	0:27:17	0:27:24
-Suburban life and the automobile have changed... -Yes, we all agree, JB.	0:27:24	0:27:30
But now the younger generation. Dan, what...?	0:27:30	0:27:34
-I... -Dan is first and foremost a real merchandising executive! -I certainly agree with that, but...	0:27:34	0:27:41
-let's make it personal. -I go along... -I know you like to sing, Dan, so why not give our audience a sample? -OK!	0:27:41	0:27:49
-Keep your eye on the camera with the red light. -What? -The camera with the red light.	0:27:51	0:27:58
Dan, have you any special romantic interest you can tell us about? Any one girl?	0:27:58	0:28:05
Oh, I dunno...	0:28:05	0:28:07
HE STARTS PLAYING	0:28:07	0:28:10
Although the love of my life and I have never met, I guess as yet...	0:28:10	0:28:15
# It wasn't meant to be	0:28:15	0:28:18
# I'm sure Father Time Hand in hand with destiny	0:28:18	0:28:24
# Is bound to get around to me	0:28:25	0:28:31
# From what I say, you can gather	0:28:32	0:28:36
# I face the future rather	0:28:36	0:28:42
# Optimistically	0:28:42	0:28:46
# Someday soon	0:28:48	0:28:52
# On a strange and magic street	0:28:54	0:28:57
# We will meet, my love, yes	0:28:57	0:29:00
# You will come along	0:29:00	0:29:03
# All the joys That were ever denied me	0:29:03	0:29:11
# All at once Will be walking beside me	0:29:11	0:29:17
# Somehow, someday soon	0:29:17	0:29:22
# My sad heart will change its tune	0:29:22	0:29:26
# From a blue lament Into a beautiful song	0:29:26	0:29:32
# Until then, I'll keep waiting	0:29:32	0:29:37
# Waiting, waiting, waiting	0:29:37	0:29:41
# Patiently	0:29:41	0:29:45
# Deep inside, this longing grows	0:29:46	0:29:52
# So, as the old expression goes	0:29:52	0:29:58
# Someday soon	0:29:58	0:30:02
# Can't come too soon	0:30:02	0:30:06
# For me	0:30:06	0:30:12
# Deep inside, this longing grows	0:30:14	0:30:20
# So, as the old expression goes	0:30:20	0:30:26
# Someday soon	0:30:26	0:30:30
# Can't come too soon	0:30:30	0:30:35
# For me. #	0:30:35	0:30:42
That was beautiful, Dan. And someone else is waiting patiently, so we'd better get back to your father.	0:30:44	0:30:51
This won't take any time at all!	0:31:04	0:31:07
Goodbye, baby. You most certainly are cute.	0:31:12	0:31:16
-I'd like to see Mr Merlin. -Shh! -The young one.	0:31:25	0:31:29
Would you tell me, madam, in reference to what?	0:31:29	0:31:33
I can't take care of this baby - it's his responsibility!	0:31:33	0:31:38
-< But... -He got me into this, so he must get me out!	0:31:38	0:31:43
-My dear madam, the only way you could see Mr Merlin is on your television set. -Oh, no, you don't!	0:31:43	0:31:50
< Madam, you cannot leave it there!	0:31:50	0:31:53
That baby is as much Mr Merlin's as mine! Goodbye, baby!	0:31:53	0:31:57
-Madam, I cannot accept... -Come on, let's go!	0:31:57	0:32:01
-Yeah, let's go - here! -All right.	0:32:01	0:32:05
Oh...!	0:32:05	0:32:07
-Oh, the keys! -Freddie, in the car, the car! -Oh, they're in the car!	0:32:09	0:32:14
ENGINE SPLUTTERS	0:32:14	0:32:17
Oh...!	0:32:17	0:32:19
And now, Mr John B Merlin, on behalf of the National Retail Merchandisers...	0:32:21	0:32:27
THEY MOUTH	0:32:27	0:32:31
-..to present you with... A baby! -Nonsense!	0:32:31	0:32:34
-Are you out of your mind, Adams? -No, sir. -Well, why...? -A young lady left this for you, sir. -For me? -Yes.	0:32:34	0:32:42
-I said we were not receiving guests, but... -Where is she? -She left. -Left?! Come on!	0:32:42	0:32:48
There she goes! We can catch them!	0:32:50	0:32:53
There they are, sir - at the corner!	0:32:57	0:33:00
-Great(!) You thought you would have a headache and I got one! -Where are you going? -To drop you off!	0:33:00	0:33:07
Oh, no, you don't. You promised me some prize money and I'll need it!	0:33:07	0:33:12
-You think I'm mad, dancing with a friend of the boss? -Don't be silly! I got that baby by mistake,	0:33:12	0:33:19
-and young Merlin is the only one who can straighten it out! -Look, I don't wanna be SEEN with anyone he knows!	0:33:19	0:33:26
Well, you can take a chance he won't be dancing at The Pink Slipper!	0:33:26	0:33:32
That's right!	0:33:32	0:33:34
Oh...	0:33:34	0:33:37
-The young lady is a perfect stranger to me, sir. -Not to ME, she isn't!	0:33:38	0:33:44
JAZZY DANCE MUSIC	0:33:48	0:33:52
That's their car. They're inside.	0:33:53	0:33:56
Here you are, sir.	0:34:01	0:34:04
Nobody gets in without a ticket, buster! How many?	0:34:06	0:34:10
-Three! -That'll be 3.	0:34:10	0:34:13
Here's your change!	0:34:18	0:34:21
DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES	0:34:21	0:34:25
-How do you find anybody? -What colour dress is your wife wearing? We'll help! -I haven't got a wife!	0:34:42	0:34:50
Well, don't try and influence us judges with that baby! You dance with a dame, no babies!	0:34:50	0:34:56
BABY LAUGHS	0:34:56	0:34:59
That's her!	0:35:03	0:35:05
-Take this. -Again?	0:35:24	0:35:27
-Would you like to enter this contest with me? -This is very sudden... Let's go, handsome!	0:35:34	0:35:41
Give it all you've got, baby, but warm up slow - I've already been sick!	0:35:41	0:35:47
He's a troublemaker - keep an eye on him!	0:36:01	0:36:05
Lyle, take the gate!	0:36:06	0:36:09
Sorry, pal - come back again soon(!)	0:36:13	0:36:17
I must be crazy - I thought I saw young Merlin!	0:36:17	0:36:21
You didn't see Old Man Merlin too?!	0:36:21	0:36:24
Sister, off the floor!	0:36:29	0:36:32
I said you were through! Come on, out!	0:36:32	0:36:35
Oh...! Gee, I'm sorry!	0:36:37	0:36:40
-This is the worst night of my life. -Why, you...!	0:36:40	0:36:44
-Take your hands off me! -I knew this guy was gonna be trouble!	0:36:44	0:36:49
Coming right up, mac!	0:36:52	0:36:54
-Your baby, sir. -Thanks, Adams(!)	0:36:56	0:36:59
-Hey, bud, we're going inside. If you describe your wife, we'd be happy to... -Oh, shut up! -Excuse me(!)	0:37:00	0:37:08
-Ah... You said it was in the bag! -How did I know we'd be so good we'd win...	0:37:29	0:37:35
-first prize? -Oh...	0:37:35	0:37:38
-Goodnight, Freddie. -Goodnight!	0:37:40	0:37:43
-Goodnight, Freddie! -Mm-hm...	0:37:52	0:37:55
-Well, goodnight, Freddie. -How about having a drink together, gorgeous?	0:38:08	0:38:14
-I haven't any liquor. -You got water! -They...turned it off!	0:38:14	0:38:19
-You're not going to stand here and let a man die of thirst? -Well... -Water!	0:38:19	0:38:24
-Water! -Shh!	0:38:24	0:38:26
-Shh! -Hello, M-M-M-M...	0:38:26	0:38:29
-Shh! -I'm sorry, I was dying of thirst and Polly wanted a drink! -I...? -I didn't...	0:38:29	0:38:35
No, you're right. Goodnight, boss!	0:38:35	0:38:38
Shh!	0:38:38	0:38:41
-Mr Merlin, may I ask...? -Shh! -(May I ask what you're doing in my...?)	0:38:41	0:38:46
THE... The landlady was kind enough to let me - us - in out of the cold!	0:38:46	0:38:52
We've been here for two hours - crying all the time!	0:38:52	0:38:56
-Well, I'm sorry. -You should be. -Listen... -YOU listen... Come here.	0:38:56	0:39:01
You are going to listen to me. Your conduct is the worst I've ever seen.	0:39:02	0:39:07
-Would it interest you to know I'm not the mother? -Denying your own child - that's low!	0:39:07	0:39:14
-All right - are you through? -No.	0:39:16	0:39:19
No, I have just one small thing to add.	0:39:19	0:39:22
You're fired! And when you look for another job, don't give us as a reference, because if you do...	0:39:22	0:39:30
I'll explain your charming character to them personally!	0:39:30	0:39:35
-Why, that's...that's persecution! -Call it whatever you want!	0:39:35	0:39:40
-HE CLEARS THROAT -Miss Parish?	0:39:45	0:39:49
Have you decided to ask for your job back?	0:39:51	0:39:55
Or will you let that baby starve?	0:39:55	0:39:58
Hmm?	0:39:58	0:39:59
BABY GURGLES	0:40:05	0:40:09
-I'd like my job back, Mr Merlin. -Well, that's better!	0:40:15	0:40:20
Miss Parish, I want you to know I'm only doing this for your own good.	0:40:20	0:40:26
I'm...not as bad as you think.	0:40:28	0:40:30
Isn't there some legal way to make the father support the baby?	0:40:30	0:40:36
-I don't want to have anything to do with him. -You don't?	0:40:38	0:40:42
He used to beat me!	0:40:43	0:40:46
-He didn't?! -He did.	0:40:46	0:40:49
See that?	0:40:50	0:40:53
Coffee pot!	0:40:55	0:40:58
-Why, that...! -Ah...	0:40:58	0:41:00
Don't you worry about a thing. The store is behind you...and the baby.	0:41:01	0:41:07
-Oh, Mr Merlin... The baby didn't do THAT to you! -Oh...no.	0:41:07	0:41:12
You see, uh...I went dancing, too.	0:41:12	0:41:15
-Goodnight. -Oh, goodnight!	0:41:15	0:41:18
-Thank you. Goodnight! -Goodnight.	0:41:18	0:41:21
Gee-ee!	0:41:23	0:41:25
Well, thanks for the job, anyway. Listen, we'd better get undressed.	0:41:35	0:41:41
KNOCK ON DOOR	0:41:41	0:41:44
Oh, my.	0:41:44	0:41:46
BABY GURGLES	0:41:46	0:41:49
-I wanna talk to you. -I was just going to bed. -About the baby. -The baby...	0:41:49	0:41:55
You see, I was fired from my job today, and... You won't believe it.	0:41:55	0:42:00
Then I got my job back, but the reason... Oh, you won't go for it!	0:42:00	0:42:06
Then I lost my job, and... The baby came, he was delivered...	0:42:06	0:42:11
Oh, it's just getting worse!	0:42:11	0:42:14
Mrs Dugan, what am I going to do?	0:42:14	0:42:17
Oh, uh...	0:42:24	0:42:27
Well...	0:42:28	0:42:30
-you got to take care of your little baby. -Oh, Mrs Dugan!	0:42:30	0:42:35
Oh... Oh! Mrs Dugan!	0:42:35	0:42:38
-Mrs Dugan, that's not my little baby! -He looks just like you!	0:42:38	0:42:43
Hey, you're a cutie! Your mother and me are going to have a lot of fun taking care of you!	0:42:43	0:42:50
-You seem kinda damp. Seems kinda damp! -Damp?	0:42:50	0:42:54
-Oh... -What's its name?	0:42:55	0:42:58
Joan!	0:42:59	0:43:01
JOHN? That's a nice name!	0:43:06	0:43:09
Polly. Psst!	0:43:23	0:43:25
-Oh... -How about putting in a good word for me - to you-know-who?	0:43:25	0:43:30
-Don't talk so loud - you'll wake me. -Polly, the assistant floor-walker's job is open in this section!	0:43:30	0:43:37
A word from you to you-know-who and I could stop pushing this stupid truck.	0:43:37	0:43:42
Miller? Get that truck out of the aisle. Yes, sir!	0:43:42	0:43:47
That's it, Miss Parish. Don't try too hard. Don't oversell.	0:43:49	0:43:54
Oh...	0:43:56	0:43:58
-Crowded today, Dan. -Oh, pardon me for a moment.	0:43:59	0:44:03
How are you?	0:44:06	0:44:08
Mmm...I...	0:44:08	0:44:11
I can hear you all right, but I can't see you.	0:44:11	0:44:15
Haven't been asleep for two nights.	0:44:16	0:44:19
Other people have babies. They manage.	0:44:22	0:44:25
-But I got mine so suddenly! -The world is full of surprises.	0:44:25	0:44:30
-Oh, Dan? -Yes? -Mother and child doing well, I take it? -As well as can be expected.	0:44:33	0:44:39
-Good morning, Mr Dan! -Good morning. -How is our little mother?	0:44:39	0:44:44
Beat, Mr Hargraves. Very beat.	0:44:44	0:44:47
Hargraves. Yes?	0:44:47	0:44:49
Aren't you short an assistant floor-walker here? Yes.	0:44:53	0:44:57
On a seniority basis, Fred Miller is entitled to the promotion.	0:45:00	0:45:05
He's an idiot, but he's been here a long time! Inform the idiot of his good luck.	0:45:05	0:45:11
But...	0:45:11	0:45:13
Miller! Yes, sir? I've been watching your work.	0:45:18	0:45:22
It's...adequate. Thank you, sir.	0:45:22	0:45:26
Tomorrow, report to me in a blue suit and take a carnation. You follow? Yes, sir! Thank you, sir!	0:45:26	0:45:34
A SMALL carnation. Yes, sir!	0:45:34	0:45:37
Go-o-orgeous! That's what I call service!	0:45:41	0:45:44
What...?	0:45:47	0:45:49
KNOCK ON DOOR	0:46:03	0:46:04
One more bite. Hup, hup, here we go. ..In!	0:46:04	0:46:08
R-R-R-Rup!	0:46:08	0:46:10
Isn't that the most disgusting stuff you've ever tasted? Nobody can cook it like me!	0:46:10	0:46:17
-KNOCK ON DOOR -Come in!	0:46:17	0:46:20
-Good evening! -Hi!	0:46:20	0:46:24
Come on in.	0:46:24	0:46:26
I was walking through the book department and saw this.	0:46:26	0:46:31
"How To Bring Up Your Baby Scientifically" by Dr Ernest Egelman. I couldn't put it down!	0:46:31	0:46:38
I'll probably be too busy taking care of the baby to read it!	0:46:38	0:46:43
W-Want to sit down?	0:46:43	0:46:45
OK, let's have a big one.	0:46:47	0:46:49
-Come on, a big one. -How do you know you're doing that right?	0:46:49	0:46:54
Uh...	0:46:54	0:46:56
Well, baby opens his mouth, I put the food in and he swallows it!	0:46:56	0:47:01
From there on, he's on his own.	0:47:01	0:47:04
-Come on, now. -Here we are - "Feeding", with a capital F!	0:47:04	0:47:09
That figures!	0:47:09	0:47:11
There you go.	0:47:11	0:47:14
"Now, after the food is prepared,	0:47:14	0:47:17
"the mother will - A - get a spoon..."	0:47:17	0:47:20
Could THIS be one(?) Hmm!	0:47:21	0:47:24
"B - take a spoonful of food and...	0:47:24	0:47:27
"..place on a piece of gauze."	0:47:28	0:47:30
-What? -Place on a piece of gauze!	0:47:32	0:47:35
What for?	0:47:38	0:47:41
Miss Parish... will you please do as the book says?	0:47:41	0:47:45
-A doctor with 20 years' experience should know what he's talking about - believe me! -Oh...	0:47:45	0:47:52
Well...	0:47:52	0:47:55
Oh...	0:47:55	0:47:57
Next?	0:47:57	0:47:59
"And gently rub into the navel."	0:47:59	0:48:02
"And gently rub into the...	0:48:11	0:48:14
"navel"!	0:48:14	0:48:16
Oh, this is ridiculous!	0:48:18	0:48:21
Miss Parish, you see, it's probably to adjust the temperature of the baby's stomach to the food!	0:48:21	0:48:28
I think it's very logical!	0:48:28	0:48:30
Well...	0:48:31	0:48:33
Well, I'll see...	0:48:35	0:48:37
Oh, I never heard of such a thing!	0:48:40	0:48:43
-This book... -Let me see that book! -I read very well - I've done it for years! -I read too, Mr Merlin!	0:48:43	0:48:50
"Take a spoonful of food and...place on a piece of gauze and gently rub into the navel"!	0:48:51	0:48:58
THAT is exactly what I said!	0:48:58	0:49:01
Well, I am not rubbing any food into this baby's navel!	0:49:02	0:49:07
SHE CLEARS THROAT	0:49:16	0:49:19
"To relieve gas on a child's stomach,	0:49:19	0:49:23
"take a spoonful of warm oil and...	0:49:23	0:49:26
"place on a piece of gauze and gently rub into the navel"!	0:49:26	0:49:31
-A few Christmas presents from John B Merlin & Son. -Thank you, John B Merlin & Son!	0:49:36	0:49:43
-I'll put them under the tree. -Come on, I'll put you to sleep. Come on.	0:49:43	0:49:48
-Oh! -Excuse me. -Pardon me.	0:49:48	0:49:50
# Hush-a-bye	0:49:50	0:49:53
# Rock-a-bye	0:49:53	0:49:55
# Listen to my lullaby in blue	0:49:55	0:50:02
# Blue-lue-lue-lue Lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue. #	0:50:02	0:50:07
-Psst! Psst! -# How I love my pretty baby	0:50:07	0:50:13
# Sweet and precious pretty baby	0:50:13	0:50:17
# How I love my pretty baby	0:50:17	0:50:22
# Honest to goodness, I do	0:50:22	0:50:26
# See, here	0:50:26	0:50:29
# Sandman's a-coming And he'll be here... #	0:50:29	0:50:33
-BUZZING -# Mighty, mighty soon	0:50:33	0:50:37
# And if you don't cry... #	0:50:37	0:50:39
-BUZZING -# He'll be dropping by With the great big lollipop moon	0:50:39	0:50:46
-# Dream, dream, dream -How I love my pretty baby	0:50:46	0:50:51
-# Be an angel -Sweet and precious pretty baby... #	0:50:51	0:50:55
-BUZZING -# Be a darling, I love my baby -How I love my pretty baby	0:50:55	0:51:01
BOTH: # Honest to goodness, I do	0:51:01	0:51:06
# Honest to goodness, I do	0:51:06	0:51:11
# Blue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue Lue-lue-lue. #	0:51:11	0:51:18
# How I love my pretty baby	0:51:24	0:51:28
# Sweet and precious pretty baby	0:51:28	0:51:33
# How I love my pretty baby	0:51:33	0:51:38
# Honest to goodness, I do	0:51:38	0:51:43
# See, here	0:51:43	0:51:46
# Sandman's a-coming and he'll...	0:51:46	0:51:49
# Be here mighty, mighty soon	0:51:49	0:51:53
-# And if you don't CRY... # -Shh!	0:51:53	0:51:56
# He'll be dropping by With the great big lollipop moon	0:51:56	0:52:02
-# Dream, dream, dream, be an angel -How I love my pretty baby	0:52:04	0:52:09
-# Dream, dream, dream, be a darling -Sweet and precious pretty baby	0:52:09	0:52:14
-# I love my pretty baby -How I love my pretty baby	0:52:14	0:52:19
BOTH: # Honest to goodness, I do	0:52:19	0:52:24
# Honest to goodness, I do	0:52:24	0:52:29
# Blue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue Lue-lue-lue. #	0:52:29	0:52:36
-Can I fix you a coffee? -No, thanks. I have some unfinished business - a board of directors' meeting. -Oh.	0:52:39	0:52:46
Oh, I forgot... Give this to the baby.	0:52:46	0:52:50
-BUZZING -OH! Goodnight! -Oh!	0:52:50	0:52:53
-BABY CRIES -Shh!	0:52:53	0:52:56
# Oh, he wouldn't stay for coffee	0:53:04	0:53:08
# And I'm just a little bit upset	0:53:08	0:53:12
# I wonder if "the board of directors"	0:53:12	0:53:16
# Is a blonde, a redhead or brunette! #	0:53:16	0:53:20
Looking for employment, Breckenridge? No, sir.	0:53:24	0:53:29
No, SIR! It's not going to pull you - you have to push it! Go, boy! Go!	0:53:29	0:53:35
Yes, sir!	0:53:35	0:53:37
Break it up, Mary. Sure, JB(!)	0:53:40	0:53:43
Polly, can I talk to you alone? No.	0:53:43	0:53:46
I'm talking to Polly!	0:53:46	0:53:49
Listen, I'm going to a costume party. You come as what you OUGHT to be.	0:53:49	0:53:55
- Will you take a rock and crawl out from under it? - Keep out of this!	0:53:55	0:54:00
Do you want to come and kick up your heels? Speaking of heels...	0:54:00	0:54:06
I told you to keep out of this!	0:54:06	0:54:09
-How about it, baby? You'd be going first-class, it's all free! -Talk to my lawyer! ..Lawyer?	0:54:09	0:54:16
Have you thought of dropping dead? We would step over you.	0:54:16	0:54:21
-I ought to report you. -Report us both! -Oh...!	0:54:21	0:54:25
Uh-uh... Think I'm crazy?	0:54:25	0:54:28
-I -think he's crazy! And you, Miss Hawkins?	0:54:28	0:54:32
I never give any thoughts to the peasants, Miss Parish.	0:54:32	0:54:36
-Louise King, please. This is Mr Merlin. -'Hello?' -Hi, Louise?	0:54:37	0:54:42
-'I'm sorry, but...' -What have I done now?	0:54:42	0:54:46
Nothing, dear. Absolutely nothing. But are you under the impression that we have a date tonight?!	0:54:46	0:54:53
Yes, uh...I'm afraid I am!	0:54:53	0:54:56
Well, the last thing you said to me, ten days ago, was that you'd call!	0:54:56	0:55:02
-I should apologise...the usual rush at the store... -I'm very sorry(!)	0:55:02	0:55:07
You'll just have to go stag tonight!	0:55:07	0:55:11
-Well, thanks anyway, Louise. I'll find someone. -Oh, of course, darling(!)	0:55:11	0:55:17
It's New Year's Eve. And it's after 8.00!	0:55:17	0:55:21
Happy New Year(!)	0:55:21	0:55:23
PHONE SLAMS DOWN	0:55:23	0:55:26
-Oh, Polly, I hate to leave you alone like this. -I'm not alone... No...	0:55:34	0:55:39
-I sort of hoped, uh... -What?	0:55:39	0:55:42
-That Dan might give you a buzz. -On New Year's Eve?	0:55:42	0:55:46
Imagine where he's going - and all the girls who'd like to go with him.	0:55:46	0:55:51
-Polly, why not tell him the truth about Johnny? -Much too complicated!	0:55:51	0:55:56
Besides, he'd never believe me.	0:55:56	0:55:59
-You know, it's funny... -Hmm? -Well, at first I was afraid they wouldn't take Johnny back.	0:55:59	0:56:06
Now I'm afraid they might!	0:56:06	0:56:09
-You're really serious about keeping Johnny, aren't you? -He looks like me.	0:56:10	0:56:16
Come on, you'll be late for the party.	0:56:16	0:56:19
-You're wasting valuable time. -Oh, they'll wait!	0:56:19	0:56:23
Well...	0:56:23	0:56:25
Happy New Year...to the Parishes.	0:56:27	0:56:30
The same to you...from us!	0:56:30	0:56:33
-Aw-w... Bye. -Bye.	0:56:33	0:56:36
Now, then. It'll soon be New Year's and we'll open a warm bottle of milk! ..Champagne, I mean!	0:56:50	0:56:57
Come on! You got to get in the mood! Come on, now.	0:56:59	0:57:03
Here's a hat for baby! And a hat for Polly!	0:57:03	0:57:07
There!	0:57:07	0:57:09
That's the spirit!	0:57:09	0:57:12
Come on... Ready?	0:57:12	0:57:14
TOOT	0:57:14	0:57:16
Ooh!	0:57:18	0:57:20
Whee-ee!	0:57:21	0:57:23
That's my fella! That's my boy.	0:57:25	0:57:28
# How I love my pretty baby	0:57:29	0:57:33
# I love every little thing you do	0:57:33	0:57:36
# And every time that you make patty cake	0:57:36	0:57:40
# My heart makes a patty cake too. #	0:57:40	0:57:44
-KNOCK ON DOOR -Oh...	0:57:44	0:57:47
Mary must have forgotten something. Yeah! She did.	0:57:47	0:57:52
-Cinderella? -Oh, Mr Merlin! -I'm in a great hurry, and so are you!	0:57:54	0:57:59
-We're going to a party! Miss Parish, you're not dressed yet! -Stood up?	0:57:59	0:58:04
-What? -You were stood up!	0:58:04	0:58:07
-I told her I'd phone and I forgot to. Get your coat! -Oh, I can't go! Johnny! -Don't worry. Mrs Dugan?	0:58:07	0:58:14
-Mrs Dugan will baby-sit. -I can take my "date" downstairs. -Get your coat! -All right!	0:58:14	0:58:21
-Oh, no... -No?!	0:58:21	0:58:24
-I haven't any clothes! -I thought of that too! Get your coat! -All right!	0:58:24	0:58:29
HE WHISTLES "Lullaby In Blue"	0:58:29	0:58:32
-All right. Goodnight, Johnny! -Happy New Year! -Happy New Year! -Yeah...	0:58:38	0:58:43
Happy New Year! Come on, boy.	0:58:43	0:58:47
Wait right here.	0:58:53	0:58:56
Mr Merlin?	0:59:14	0:59:16
Dan? M-Merlin?	0:59:16	0:59:19
ROMANTIC MUSIC	0:59:30	0:59:34
HE WHISTLES	1:01:34	1:01:37
HE WOLF-WHISTLES	1:01:57	1:02:01
DANCE-BAND MUSIC	1:02:34	1:02:38
Oh, you can sure hear those wolves howling on these cold winter nights!	1:02:55	1:03:00
Sit down, gentlemen! No point to my introducing this young lady.	1:03:02	1:03:07
Her father is a Swedish manufacturer and she doesn't speak any English!	1:03:07	1:03:13
HE SPEAKS MOCK-SWEDISH	1:03:13	1:03:16
SHE SPEAKS MOCK-SWEDISH	1:03:16	1:03:18
Dan, where did YOU learn Swedish?	1:03:22	1:03:25
I spent two weeks in Sweden...last year. It's a very simple language.	1:03:25	1:03:30
HE SPEAKS MOCK-SWEDISH	1:03:30	1:03:35
Sven!	1:03:35	1:03:37
She just said the funniest thing!	1:03:40	1:03:43
She's a very witty girl!	1:03:43	1:03:46
Dan, how do you say "dance" in Swedish?	1:03:46	1:03:50
-Uh..."rovo". -Ja? -Rovo, mademoiselle?	1:03:50	1:03:53
Smorgas! Sven!	1:03:55	1:03:58
TANGO MUSIC	1:04:13	1:04:16
RUMBA MUSIC	1:04:37	1:04:40
MUSIC STOPS	1:04:49	1:04:52
Can you say "thanks" in Swedish, Dan?	1:04:52	1:04:55
BOTH SPEAK MOCK-SWEDISH	1:04:55	1:04:59
Oh...	1:05:01	1:05:04
How do you say "I'm hungry" in Swedish?	1:05:04	1:05:07
Uh..."Samsa DANCING!"	1:05:07	1:05:10
-Let's get out of here and I'll get you something to eat! -Let's go!	1:05:10	1:05:15
-You're not going, are you? -Sorry, we have another stop to make.	1:05:15	1:05:20
Uh...Jor-na "Happy New Year"!	1:05:20	1:05:24
Oh...	1:05:24	1:05:26
Oppy New Ye-e-ear!	1:05:26	1:05:29
Oppy New Ye-e-ear!	1:05:29	1:05:32
ALL: Oppy New Year!	1:05:32	1:05:34
Ah, ja!	1:05:34	1:05:36
I don't blame him for wanting to go, the way you fellas monopolised her!	1:05:36	1:05:42
-Leaving so soon? -We promised to drop in on some other people.	1:05:45	1:05:50
-Tell me, Louise, how did I do? -Not bad for a fill-in!	1:05:50	1:05:54
Personally, I'd rather go stag!	1:05:54	1:05:57
You could, with that short haircut!	1:05:57	1:06:00
DAN GIGGLES	1:06:00	1:06:03
Oppy New Ye-e-ear!	1:06:03	1:06:06
JAZZY MUSIC	1:06:10	1:06:14
-Little ahead of time, aren't they? -Doesn't matter what year it is - that goes on all the time!	1:06:22	1:06:29
CLOCK CHIMES	1:06:31	1:06:34
ALL: # Should auld acquaintance be forgot	1:06:35	1:06:39
# And never brought to mind?	1:06:39	1:06:42
# Should auld acquaintance be forgot	1:06:42	1:06:46
# And days of auld lang syne?	1:06:46	1:06:50
# For auld lang syne, my dear	1:06:50	1:06:53
# For auld lang syne	1:06:53	1:06:56
# We'll take a cup o' kindness yet	1:06:56	1:06:59
# For auld lang syne	1:06:59	1:07:01
# Should auld acquaintance be forgot And never brought to mind...? #	1:07:07	1:07:12
HOOTERS DROWN OUT SPEECH	1:07:13	1:07:18
# ..For the sake of auld lang syne	1:07:18	1:07:21
# For auld lang syne, my dear For auld lang syne	1:07:21	1:07:26
# We'll take a cup o' kindness yet	1:07:26	1:07:30
# For auld lang syne. #	1:07:30	1:07:32
Oh...	1:07:39	1:07:41
-Oh, all I want to do is sit down! -Where were you? I tried to find you.	1:07:41	1:07:47
-I tried to find you too, and I took the subway home. -It doesn't take that long to come downtown!	1:07:47	1:07:54
It does when you forget to put money in your 90 purse!	1:07:54	1:07:58
Oh...!	1:07:58	1:08:00
Oh, my feet will need retreading, and I'm hoarse from saying "Happy New Year" to all the drunks!	1:08:00	1:08:07
-I'm sorry. -Oh... but I had a wonderful time, Dan.	1:08:07	1:08:12
The best night of my life.	1:08:12	1:08:15
So did I, Polly.	1:08:15	1:08:17
Except I didn't dance one dance or get a single New Year's kiss!	1:08:17	1:08:22
Special rule No 4 - "Any employee fraternising with an executive is subject to instant dismissal.	1:08:27	1:08:34
"Signed, John B Merlin."	1:08:34	1:08:37
Miss Parish...	1:08:37	1:08:39
you're fired.	1:08:39	1:08:42
Mr Merlin!	1:08:57	1:08:59
You're...rehired.	1:09:00	1:09:03
On second thought...you're fired!	1:09:04	1:09:07
I think I'd better have my...job back...right away!	1:09:26	1:09:31
You're hired!	1:09:31	1:09:33
I...I feel kind of strange!	1:09:36	1:09:39
You know something?	1:09:39	1:09:42
I feel the same way!	1:09:42	1:09:44
# I never felt	1:09:44	1:09:48
# This way before	1:09:48	1:09:51
# I never dreamed	1:09:53	1:09:55
# That this would happen	1:09:55	1:10:00
# A warm caress	1:10:01	1:10:03
# From more or less a stranger	1:10:03	1:10:08
# And oh, so suddenly	1:10:08	1:10:11
# You mean oh, so much to me	1:10:11	1:10:18
# I never felt	1:10:18	1:10:21
# I could melt this way before	1:10:21	1:10:26
# Or that a kiss	1:10:26	1:10:29
# Could take my heart for granted	1:10:29	1:10:35
# Night after night	1:10:35	1:10:38
# I've waited and I've wondered Darling, where you are	1:10:38	1:10:44
# And there you are	1:10:45	1:10:47
# What a breathless love affair you are	1:10:47	1:10:52
# I may not know how real Or how unreal	1:10:52	1:10:58
# This may be	1:10:58	1:11:01
# I only know I never felt this way	1:11:02	1:11:09
# Before. #	1:11:09	1:11:12
Goodnight.	1:11:22	1:11:24
-Goodnight. -And "Smorgas", for the start of a perfect new year.	1:11:25	1:11:30
Smorgas to you!	1:11:30	1:11:33
Well...	1:11:33	1:11:35
goodnight!	1:11:35	1:11:37
Goodnight.	1:11:37	1:11:40
HE SIGHS	1:11:45	1:11:48
# I never felt	1:12:04	1:12:07
# I could melt this way before	1:12:07	1:12:12
# Or that a kiss	1:12:12	1:12:14
# Could take my heart for granted	1:12:14	1:12:21
# Night after night	1:12:21	1:12:24
# I've waited and I've wondered Darling, where you are	1:12:24	1:12:30
# And there you are	1:12:30	1:12:34
# What a breathless love affair you are	1:12:34	1:12:38
# I may not know how real Or how unreal	1:12:38	1:12:45
# This may be	1:12:45	1:12:48
# I only know	1:12:48	1:12:51
# I never felt this way... #	1:12:51	1:12:56
Oh, I'm...	1:12:56	1:12:58
Happy New Year! No...	1:13:08	1:13:11
Smorgas?	1:13:11	1:13:13
Watch our property!	1:13:28	1:13:31
This head is worth more than yours is!	1:13:31	1:13:34
Don't just stand here - back to...	1:13:36	1:13:39
You lost your head! Right, stupid, clean it up!	1:13:43	1:13:47
Hold your breath!	1:13:47	1:13:49
I've said it before and I'll say it again - he is an idiot!	1:13:50	1:13:55
Remember, he is YOUR idiot!	1:13:55	1:13:58
Hiya, gorgeous, did you miss a ball on New Year's Eve!	1:13:58	1:14:03
-A miss is as good as a mile, they say! -Agh!	1:14:03	1:14:06
-That's OK, honey - no hard feelings! I still go for the domestic type! I thought this weekend... -Freddie...	1:14:06	1:14:14
You have the lowest mind and the highest hopes. And if you don't stop bothering me, I'll report you.	1:14:14	1:14:21
-Hey, now, wait a minute! -Uh-oh, Dan Merlin! -The number one boy, eh?	1:14:21	1:14:26
We don't want to lose our connections!	1:14:26	1:14:29
-How's the baby? -Fine, thank you! He sleeps on his stomach all the time. -And you?	1:14:29	1:14:35
-Well, not on my stomach...but all the time! -In that case, would you like to go for a drive on Sunday?	1:14:35	1:14:43
I'd love to, but your car may be a little cool for the baby.	1:14:43	1:14:47
Yes, I...I suppose it would.	1:14:47	1:14:51
-I'll be in the park Sunday - with all the other mothers. -Oh...	1:14:54	1:15:00
I'll try to get over.	1:15:00	1:15:02
Well... Oh...	1:15:02	1:15:05
-Creely, do you have a personnel problem? -Yes, young Miller.	1:15:07	1:15:12
His carnation has gone to his head!	1:15:15	1:15:18
-If it's OK, I'll put him back in stock. -That's up to Mr Hargraves. He's head of the flower brigade!	1:15:18	1:15:25
Take the controls, Hargraves. Yes, sir!	1:15:25	1:15:29
Good morning, Mr Hargraves! I trust young Dan didn't have anything troublesome on his mind?	1:15:32	1:15:39
Do you follow me?	1:15:47	1:15:49
Miller, we've decided you're an idio...you're inadequate. Report back to the stockroom!	1:15:49	1:15:56
But...	1:15:56	1:15:58
I see you got your flower picked. Put this away until summer, BOY! They can't do this!	1:16:04	1:16:11
I know where the body's buried! So crawl in with it! Grr-r!	1:16:11	1:16:16
I'll talk to Mr Creely.	1:16:17	1:16:19
"Mr John...B..."	1:16:30	1:16:33
HUSKY VOICE: This is for JB Merlin, personally.	1:16:45	1:16:50
Very good, sir. Will you wait for a reply? Wait? Reply? No! No!	1:16:50	1:16:56
-Letter for you, sir. -Where's Mr Dan? -He went for a walk in the park, sir.	1:16:59	1:17:05
"This is to let you know that you're a grandfather."	1:17:08	1:17:12
"This is to let you know that you're a grandfather." Grandfather?! No-o!	1:17:20	1:17:25
"If you don't believe me, ask your son and a girl whose name I shan't mention! Yours truly, a friend."	1:17:25	1:17:33
Grandfather!	1:17:33	1:17:35
GRANDfather!	1:17:35	1:17:38
Oh... ADAMS!	1:17:38	1:17:41
-ADAMS! -Sir? -What park? -I'm sorry? -What park did Mr Dan go to?	1:17:41	1:17:45
-One downtown, sir. -Downtown is full of parks! -Yes, sir. -Get my hat! -Yes.	1:17:45	1:17:51
Coat! Tie! Vest! Shirt! Overcoat! Scarf!	1:17:51	1:17:54
-There we go! -Hi! -Oh, hello, Dan! -Morning, Johnny!	1:17:57	1:18:03
-HE GURGLES -What does that mean? -Good morning!	1:18:03	1:18:08
Oh...I beg your pardon, John.	1:18:08	1:18:10
Well, thank you!	1:18:10	1:18:13
Oh...the news of my raise came through yesterday. Do I deserve two in a row? How can I ever thank you?	1:18:15	1:18:22
Answer number one - yes.	1:18:22	1:18:24
-Answer number two - you needn't try. I had selfish reasons for giving you more pay. -Nothing personal, I hope?	1:18:24	1:18:32
-Well, sort of. Old John Parish here is involved. -I don't understand.	1:18:32	1:18:37
Now you can afford a part-time nurse. Hire Mrs Dugan.	1:18:37	1:18:41
-Johnny won't be on your hands so much. -But I want him on my hands!	1:18:41	1:18:46
-You seem to have come a long way for a girl who wouldn't admit he was yours. -Well, I...	1:18:46	1:18:53
He looks like me!	1:18:54	1:18:57
Doesn't he look like the coffee pot thrower?!	1:18:57	1:19:00
Yes, I... I suppose he looks like him.	1:19:04	1:19:08
-Maybe that'll bring him back. He may want... -No, he won't.	1:19:08	1:19:13
-That baby's mine, Dan, and he'll stay mine. -Yours and the coffee pot thrower's!	1:19:13	1:19:19
We'd better stop this discussion. I'm not experienced enough to take care of TWO babies!	1:19:19	1:19:26
-Well... Nice, bright day! Perfect day for the park! -Mr Merlin! -Dad!	1:19:27	1:19:33
-Polly, this is my father. -How do you do? -How do you do? And who is this?	1:19:33	1:19:38
This is Miss Parish's little boy.	1:19:38	1:19:41
A boy!	1:19:43	1:19:46
Would you mind - if I were careful -	1:19:47	1:19:50
would you let me hold him, just a minute?	1:19:50	1:19:54
Of course, Mr Merlin.	1:19:55	1:19:58
MR MERLIN CHUCKLES	1:19:58	1:20:01
BABY GURGLES	1:20:01	1:20:04
I know that chin!	1:20:04	1:20:06
-What's his name? -Uh...	1:20:09	1:20:11
John!	1:20:11	1:20:13
Thanks for that, anyway.	1:20:13	1:20:16
Is there something I can do for you, sir?	1:20:18	1:20:22
Oh, you've done it!	1:20:22	1:20:24
-I wouldn't keep John out much longer. It's chilly. -Dad? You're acting strangely.	1:20:24	1:20:31
-What's the matter? -I will discuss this with you at home.	1:20:31	1:20:35
Good day, uh...MISS Parish.	1:20:35	1:20:39
Oh, no! Excuse me!	1:20:44	1:20:46
Dad!	1:20:46	1:20:48
Dad! Wait a minute! Wait! Wait!	1:20:48	1:20:52
Oh-h-h!	1:20:57	1:21:00
Oh, Johnny!	1:21:03	1:21:05
You trap everybody!	1:21:05	1:21:08
-Look here...! -Now...!	1:21:12	1:21:14
-Morning, sir. -Good morning, Adams.	1:21:14	1:21:17
BOTH TOGETHER: Now...!	1:21:24	1:21:27
-I -do the talking. 20 years I've been waiting. What for? A grandson!	1:21:27	1:21:33
But, Dad...	1:21:33	1:21:35
Oh, excuse me, sir.	1:21:36	1:21:38
-Dad... -My grandson needs a decent home! Respectable married parents! -Listen... -Not until you're honest!	1:21:46	1:21:53
Just listen...	1:21:53	1:21:55
Oh...excuse me, sir.	1:21:57	1:22:00
-Now... -Dan, you're going to marry that girl and bring my grandson into this house! -You haven't any grandson!	1:22:09	1:22:17
-Can't you understand? -Do you think I'm in my dotage?! I saw the baby, the girl and you!	1:22:17	1:22:24
And I have other information - a letter! I'd know that baby anywhere. He looks exactly like me!	1:22:24	1:22:31
I don't know if you need a psychiatrist - you may - but you certainly need glasses!	1:22:31	1:22:38
Oh, do I? Let me tell you what I'm going to do, with or without glasses.	1:22:38	1:22:43
I'm going to have my grandchild, in spite of you or his mother! Even if I have to go to the Supreme Court!	1:22:43	1:22:51
-You are the stubbornest man I ever saw! -Don't you dare leave without my permission!	1:22:51	1:22:57
Haven't we any spoons in this house?!	1:23:01	1:23:04
Oh... Excuse me, sir.	1:23:04	1:23:06
KNOCK ON DOOR	1:23:08	1:23:11
(Just a minute!)	1:23:11	1:23:13
-Hi! -Hi.	1:23:16	1:23:19
Oh...	1:23:20	1:23:22
Don't laugh - the joke may be on you!	1:23:24	1:23:27
-What? -My father wants the baby. He's probably sending for lawyers. -He can't! Johnny belongs to me!	1:23:27	1:23:35
-Then dig up that coffee pot thrower to testify... -I... I can't.	1:23:35	1:23:40
You must take me to see your father!	1:23:40	1:23:43
You don't understand. He's gone off the reservation and he's doing war whoops! ..He wanted me to marry you.	1:23:43	1:23:51
He wanted to set up a ready-made family just so he'd have a grandson.	1:23:51	1:23:57
He's gone crazy!	1:23:57	1:24:00
Well...	1:24:01	1:24:03
he must be... if he thought I'D marry you!	1:24:03	1:24:07
-Oh, Polly...I didn't mean it that way! -Please go!	1:24:07	1:24:11
-I didn't realise how that sounded! -The baby's taking... Please go!	1:24:11	1:24:17
-Polly... -Please!	1:24:17	1:24:19
Mrs Dugan, I'm in terrible trouble!	1:24:51	1:24:54
-I think I'll have to leave town. He's getting lawyers. He's going to take Johnny! -Who, young Mr Merlin?	1:24:56	1:25:03
No, old Mr Merlin. He thinks Johnny's his grandson!	1:25:03	1:25:08
-Ain't he? -No!	1:25:08	1:25:11
You see, that day on my lunch hour, I just happened to be going...	1:25:11	1:25:16
Oh, I wish I could explain, Mrs Dugan, but I...	1:25:16	1:25:20
-Oh... -That's Mike, my sister's son, down from Harvard for the weekend.	1:25:20	1:25:25
Miss Parish is the one with Johnny. ..Harvard - they all look that way!	1:25:25	1:25:31
-Hi. -Hi! -He'll send someone to ask me questions and I won't be able to answer them!	1:25:31	1:25:37
Miss Parish, this situation suggests that if your infant had a father, there would be no need for concern!	1:25:37	1:25:45
-They generally do, you know. -I kn...	1:25:45	1:25:49
Yes...that's right!	1:25:51	1:25:54
Yeah... we just need an old man for Johnny!	1:25:54	1:25:58
No, I'm too young and innocent! Hey, Daddy, where's the cigars? What cigars?!	1:26:01	1:26:07
HE WHISTLES	1:26:07	1:26:11
-Miller! I want to talk to you. -Yes, sir?	1:26:11	1:26:14
-You know Miss Parish well, don't you? -Polly? I hardly know her name! -Who's the father of her baby?	1:26:14	1:26:22
-Not me! -Did you ever meet the father? -No, sir. I don't think there is one!	1:26:22	1:26:28
-What?! -I think she got it like... winning a raffle!	1:26:28	1:26:33
-Miller? -Yes, sir? -Would you like your carnation back? -Would I?! -All right, come with me. -Yes, sir.	1:26:33	1:26:40
-We have Mr Wharton on the phone, sir. -Wharton? Hold this. Don't drop it.	1:26:48	1:26:53
-Hello. -Mr and Mrs Clancy are here. -Never heard of them. Throw them out! ..Wharton, where are you? Skiing?!	1:26:55	1:27:02
-A lawyer, your age? -It's about the baby. -I need you here. Something...	1:27:02	1:27:07
MY baby? Well, show them in! ..No, Wharton, I wasn't talking to you. I haven't had a baby!	1:27:07	1:27:14
Please be seated.	1:27:15	1:27:18
Mrs Clancy? I thought you were Miss Parish.	1:27:23	1:27:27
Oh, that's the name I go by at the store. Mr Clancy - Mike - and I have been married for two years.	1:27:27	1:27:35
Y-Yes, sir. Two years. Give or take a few weeks.	1:27:35	1:27:39
-Your son told us there seems to be some misunderstanding about...our baby. -YOUR baby?	1:27:39	1:27:46
Yes, sir. Mrs Clancy is the mother and I, of course...	1:27:46	1:27:50
I hope that clears up any wrong ideas you may have had.	1:27:50	1:27:55
It's as though there had been a death in the family.	1:27:57	1:28:01
Now, then, Dad, here is the father!	1:28:06	1:28:09
Uh, Mr Merlin, my wife - Miss Parish - is a...is...is...	1:28:09	1:28:15
is a very nervous woman, and...and your son told me...	1:28:15	1:28:20
that you...you want to take our son away from us.	1:28:20	1:28:24
Uh...	1:28:24	1:28:26
You scared Miss Parish!	1:28:26	1:28:29
Mr Merlin, just how much, I ask you, are we supposed to give up for the store?	1:28:29	1:28:36
-Hmm? -See him?	1:28:36	1:28:39
That's the father SHE brought round! You two have slipped up - you've got one too many!	1:28:39	1:28:45
-So...you finally showed up? -I was unable to arrive more promptly - I am at university!	1:28:47	1:28:53
-That was charming, running out on her, so you could go to school(!) -Dan, it's all over. The jig is up!	1:28:53	1:29:00
Come here.	1:29:02	1:29:04
You know what this is?	1:29:04	1:29:07
-As an assumption, I'd say a coffee pot! -That's a good assumption from you!	1:29:07	1:29:13
-Ow! -You can't do that! -Who's going to stop me? -You're not impressing me!	1:29:13	1:29:18
-As for you, I'm going to prosecute you for...something! -Mr Merlin, your son made me do it - HE'S the father!	1:29:18	1:29:26
-HE'S the father! -I'm not, I'm a Harvard man!	1:29:26	1:29:30
Wait...I don't care who the father is - I'M the grandfather!	1:29:30	1:29:34
Sir, "Mother" just left.	1:29:37	1:29:39
-Left?! -She'll take the baby!	1:29:39	1:29:42
THEY ALL SHOUT	1:29:42	1:29:46
You're a Harvard man?!	1:29:47	1:29:49
-Which tenant do you want? -You know! -She's gone! -Where's my grandson? -Gone too! -She hasn't had time to go!	1:30:15	1:30:23
-Hasn't had time! -Go ahead - I've got the key!	1:30:23	1:30:26
-Mr Dugan, I must see her. -I'm not going to bandy words with you - where's that child?	1:30:26	1:30:33
-Where is my grandchild? Answer me, woman! I am John B Merlin, chairman of the company! -Mrs Dugan...	1:30:33	1:30:40
I have money, lawyers and a vindictive personality!	1:30:40	1:30:45
-Mrs... -Now I've explained to a woman of limited brains, what do you say?	1:30:45	1:30:50
Where did you get that hat, John?!	1:30:50	1:30:53
BABY GURGLES	1:30:55	1:30:58
Polly? Mrs Dugan, please, she must be...	1:31:01	1:31:05
Hello, darling, coochy-coochy-coochy!	1:31:05	1:31:09
-You're old enough for a grandfather, anyway! -Thank you! ..Coochy-coochy!	1:31:09	1:31:14
Why don't you leave me alone?	1:31:21	1:31:23
-I can't. -Well, you'll have to from now on! Go away! -I can't.	1:31:23	1:31:29
You're not going to get Johnny - you, your father or anybody! I love him! He looks like me!	1:31:29	1:31:35
-My father says Johnny looks like HIM. -Let me tell you something...	1:31:35	1:31:41
-I'm listening. -I found Johnny, and finders are keepers! You just try to get him!	1:31:41	1:31:47
-That's the other Merlin. I'm the young one! -Mr Merlin, you can believe it or not.	1:31:47	1:31:53
I was looking for a job - and Johnny was on the steps of the home... You wouldn't believe it. Nobody does.	1:31:53	1:32:01
-I do. -Oh, sure you...	1:32:01	1:32:03
-You do? -Now, I have something to tell YOU. -What?	1:32:03	1:32:08
I'M the father of that baby.	1:32:08	1:32:11
You are?	1:32:12	1:32:15
Dan?	1:32:15	1:32:17
That's the first true thing you've said all day!	1:32:17	1:32:21
# Into my life	1:32:23	1:32:27
# Came a bundle of joy	1:32:27	1:32:30
# Now the joy of my life Is to share it all with you	1:32:31	1:32:38
# And what will we find	1:32:39	1:32:43
# In a bundle of joy?	1:32:43	1:32:47
# We will find peace of mind	1:32:47	1:32:50
# And most of our dreams come true	1:32:50	1:32:53
# There will be smiles	1:32:57	1:33:00
# Intermingled with tears	1:33:00	1:33:04
# And those promising years We can both look forward to	1:33:04	1:33:11
# And so, aren't we	1:33:12	1:33:16
# A fortunate girl, a fortunate boy?	1:33:16	1:33:21
# To share a bundle of joy	1:33:21	1:33:24
# That's wrapped with blessings from above	1:33:24	1:33:30
# And tied with a ribbon	1:33:30	1:33:33
# Of everlasting	1:33:33	1:33:39
# Love! #	1:33:39	1:33:43

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