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Welcome to A Taste Of My Life, the show that serves up famous lives on a plate. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
What we eat can tell us an awful lot about who we are. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
Whether it's the food we love, or hate. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
Taking a culinary trip down memory lane can evoke memories, | 0:00:31 | 0:00:35 | |
both good and bad. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Which is why I'm going to guide today's famous face | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
through the tastes and flavours of their life. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
Now, today's guest can be best described in just a few words. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:46 | |
He's unpredictable. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
# I know all there is to know about the crying game | 0:00:47 | 0:00:53 | |
# Share of the crying game... | 0:00:53 | 0:00:57 | |
He's definitely been something of a rabble-rouser in his time. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:01 | |
You're so thick. I'm going home, then. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
You're so...dead. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
You really are dead! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
And I like your telephone manner, it's nice. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
And he's known as something of a tough nut. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
Forest, chased by hounds. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
Guards, guards! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
In my own room? In my own room? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
Where are the men? This is nothing to do with Robin Hood! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
Yes, today's guest is Keith Allen. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
As long as he behaves himself. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Coming up in today's show... | 0:01:29 | 0:01:30 | |
Keith Allen's son Alfie makes bangers and mash, | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
and tells us about Keith the dad. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
People get the wrong impression of my dad. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
I've never had any complaints about him, | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
so I don't know why Lily does. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
Keith and I take each other on in a cook-off, | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
to make the perfect Yorkshire pudding. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
-So you beat your eggs separately? -I'm just gonna lie. Always. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:54 | |
And bad boy of British art, and Keith's buddy, | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
Damien Hirst, cooks up a work of art. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
What is wrong with chefs? | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
They're either rubbish at their job, or they're rotten people. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
You get nothing in the middle. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
-Keith Allen, welcome to A Taste Of My Life. -Thank you. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
Now, you were born in Wales. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
-Your father was a submariner. -Mm-hm. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Are we talking family meals? Did you sit round? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
No, that was never a big thing. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
It was because time was so fractured. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
My dad was either away on a submarine, and not there, | 0:02:26 | 0:02:31 | |
or my mum was at work. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
But there was with my grandmother, | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
when we used to go and stay with my grandmother in Wales. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
That was a big thing. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:41 | |
Are there any particular things that she'd make that you miss? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
Anything you really loved? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
My favourite meal was stuffed hearts. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:52 | |
That was a very, very common dish. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
No surprise, then, that the Sheriff of Nottingham eats stuffed sheep's hearts. | 0:02:55 | 0:03:00 | |
But don't go all funny at the knees. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
For my stuffing, I'm using bacon, onions, | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
and a healthy dose of lemon rind, | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
to cut through the heart's richness, though you COULD use orange. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
There is this sort of yucky thing about offal, | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
but in fact, it's absolutely delicious. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
-We ate stuffed hearts. We ate liver. -Did you really? | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
Yes, we ate liver. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
We ate a lot of liver, actually. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
But you're right. It was... | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
I mean, it was a money thing, more than anything else. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
I'm also using suet, as well as bread crumbs, | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
for an extra-rich flavour to the stuffing. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
But also, there was something about, | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
certainly MY mother, wanting to use bits that other people didn't. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
The bits that actually are delicious. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
The kidneys and that sort of thing, that now, people think, "Yuk." | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
Because we're prone to being a bit squeamish, | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
it won't come as a surprise that hearts are rarely seen in our supermarkets. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
If you want a comparison, their taste is very similar to venison. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
I haven't eaten this for 30 years, 25 years, now. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
I'm trying to picture you as a little boy. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
For some reason, I'm thinking of you always being a bit naughty. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
I remember, years ago, Ken Campbell the playwright, | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
he directed a play that I saw up in Hull. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
One of the characters was describing somebody as being like a stoat. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:21 | |
What a stoat does is, | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
you put it in a little cage, and then it scratches away at that, | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
and gets out of the cage into the kitchen. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
Then it scratches the kitchen door and gets to the garden. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
That's what I was like. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
And they would find me in various places in the house. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
I'd be in the airing cupboard. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
I'd climb up into the airing cupboard, and sleep by the boiler. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
At other times, I'd open the bottom drawer of a chest of drawers, | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
get in with the blankets, and shut the drawer. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
-I can see you being the face of... -Hearts. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
Blackcurrant pie, as made by Keith's nan. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
The great thing about blackcurrants is that they freeze incredibly well, | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
so this can be made all year round. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
To thicken the pie filling, use cornflour. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
But don't just throw it in. It'll get lumpy. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
Instead, smooth the cornflour into a paste first, | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
using the currant juice. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:14 | |
You could add some cinnamon to the pastry, | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
to give your pie a bit of personality. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
And you shouldn't feel too guilty about this. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
After all, the blackcurrants ARE full of Vitamin C and antioxidants. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:28 | |
Well, that's my excuse. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Wow! And there's steam coming off it. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
Look at that inside. It's so beautiful. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Would you say that it was a happy childhood? | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
Happy's the wrong word. It was busy. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
It was a very, very busy childhood. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
To say that your dad is a submariner is a conversation stopper amongst kids. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:51 | |
-It's like, "Wow!" -Oh, yeah. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
But the bad boy Keith Allen we've all come to know, | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
and, sometimes, love, wasn't something he grew into. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
All the signs of mischief were there from an early age. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
You did spend some time in a detention centre. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
-You went to borstal. -I went to remand homes, | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
hostels, detention centre, borstal. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
And boarding school and a comprehensive. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
And prison. All the institutions, I've done. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
Borstal, I put my hands up and say, I really enjoyed it. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
I can't imagine the food was particularly exciting. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:30 | |
Institutional food, sadly, isn't. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
No, but it was very welcome. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
And when not locked up in an institution, | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
he was back at his nan's, tucking into the Welsh classic cawl soup. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:44 | |
I know that it has to be neck of lamb. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
OK, cos I have heard people say that you CAN use beef, | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
it depends what's around. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:50 | |
I have never, in my life. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
-That's not cawl, that's Irish stew. -So, it's a proper neck of lamb? | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
It HAS to be neck of lamb. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
As Keith says, neck of lamb really is the best option here, | 0:06:58 | 0:07:03 | |
as it benefits from slow cooking. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
But I might have to take issue with him. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
You really could throw in lamb, mutton, beef, pork, | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
or even bacon, if you wanted to. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
Perfect cawl is to make it the day before, | 0:07:15 | 0:07:19 | |
and then leave it overnight, | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
and eat it the following day, which I still do. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
It's that strange thing that something happens overnight, | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
-that is nothing to do with the cook, it's just the food. -It's thinking. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
It is thinking, exactly, it's settling down, | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
and all the ingredients marry, and get to know each other. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
I feel the same about a few things. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
-Trifle's another one, in the fridge. -Fantastic. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
-And curry. -Oh, yeah. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Given Keith's mishaps as a teenager, | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
it's maybe a touch ironic that the Welsh phrase, | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
"to make a cawl of something" means to mess something up. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
I'm very cheap. My hearts of lamb and my neck of lamb. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
-A cheap date. -I am, aren't I? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
-You said people should be naughty more often. -Yes, I did. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
If you'd been my godfather, | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
you might have encouraged me to not be the good boy all my life, | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
cos I've always been the good boy. I've never been naughty. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
-Do you think you'll always be a naughty boy? -No, I think you get bored with it. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:15 | |
There are other pleasurable things to do, | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
like watching your kids be naughty. I like that. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
One of the secrets to parenting is to know when not to tell your kids off, | 0:08:20 | 0:08:25 | |
to let them get away with it, and pretend that you don't know. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
As he moved into his 20s and 30s, | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
Keith Allen was to embrace the challenges of parenthood. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
Most notably becoming father to one of our most popular darlings of the pop world, Lily Allen. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:42 | |
-How many kids have you got? -A few. -A few? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
Eight. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
I don't like talking about it. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
You didn't see much of your dad, really. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Has that affected how you are as a dad? | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
-What sort of dad are you? -It's very difficult when they read in the papers, | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
"Another three-day bender on drugs and drink," | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
and you're trying to say, "Do your homework." | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
They go, "Hang on, Dad." | 0:09:07 | 0:09:08 | |
Interestingly, Lily's discovered what I've been telling her for years. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
I would say, "That's not true." | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
She'd go, "It is." "I swear it's not." | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Within three days of her being a recognisable face, | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
she's on the phone, going, "I can't believe these people." | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
They just make it up. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
Your family, one of them's got a little message for you. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:30 | |
This'll be brilliant. The 35-year-old. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
"So you're my father, are you?" | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
'Just sausage, mash and beans.' | 0:09:43 | 0:09:44 | |
Really simple. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
He's cooked me roasts and stuff plenty of times. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
I think that's really the only proper meal he can cook, to be honest. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:54 | |
Like every good man should. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
He's right. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
How many of these do you think I should do? | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
-About five of those. -Five! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
-Lily's the same. -He's a lovely guy. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
He's very affectionate. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Sometimes, he's really crap at doing small things, | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
but then when it comes to being there when you really need him, | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
he's brilliant at it. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:16 | |
-He's a lovely dad, but he's a... -Isn't that sweet? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
Like all dads, they CAN be a bit useless at times. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
He's always been there for me. I know stuff with Lily, and that, | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
people kind of get the wrong impression of my dad. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
He's not like that at all. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
The papers want to put a picture out there | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
about him being quite a distant dad, | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
and wasn't really there most of the time, but that's absolute rubbish. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
He was there, and I've never had any complaints about him. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
So I don't know why Lily does. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Really, he's just a chilled-out guy. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
He's not really that mad, or not mad in a bad way, but sort of... | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
Goes out and has it large all the time. That's not my dad. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
Well, that looks great, Nigel, that. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
This is for my dad. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
He's going to enjoy it a lot, I hope. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
We love him to bits. You can't not love Dad. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
-Aw! -And his flat Yorkshire pudding is great. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
We love the flat Yorkshire pudding. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Dad, I want you to cook Yorkshire pudding with Nigel Slater. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
Have a cook-off. See who cooks it best. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
I know that yours is, shall we say, flat Yorkshire pudding, | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
but I think you can do it, and I want to see it happen. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
-So, make it happen. -I wish! | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
-Can I eat a bit of it? -Course you can. -Just a little. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
There are two things which I think every man should be able to make, scrambled egg... | 0:11:45 | 0:11:50 | |
..and mashed potato. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:53 | |
Alfie has given you the challenge. Are you up for it? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
Yeah, I'll have a go. Definitely. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
You'll have to remind me of how to do it. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
-No problem. -God, that's good! | 0:12:00 | 0:12:04 | |
OK, time to show the sheriff a trick or two. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
Why is he so sure that Dad's puddings are always flat? | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
Because they always are! | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Having said that, I'm really going to focus on this. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
-But do you do it the right way? -I don't know. I'm going to copy you. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
My mum always told me that the key is how hot this is, | 0:12:21 | 0:12:28 | |
-before you put the mix in with it. -She's completely right. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
What you want, ideally, is that sort of "swoosh" | 0:12:31 | 0:12:35 | |
of batter going in the hot fat. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
When people say it won't rise, | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
it's because they didn't get their fat hot enough. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
It's not a race. You go on the top. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
-No, you go on the top. -Thank you. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:45 | |
Now, this is how I mix mine. Ha ha! | 0:12:45 | 0:12:49 | |
Hm-hm! | 0:12:49 | 0:12:50 | |
You beat your eggs separately. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
I'm just going to lie, always. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:01 | |
My mum used to let her batter rest. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
Yes, for about 20 minutes. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
I think it is the fact that the gluten can rest. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
-You're not shocking it by... -Uh-huh. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
The magic works if you leave things alone. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
You're not making rock cakes! | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
If we were making muffins, I would say yes, that's right, yeah. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
-Is your whisk bigger than mine? -No. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
-Really! -Now put salt. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
That's mine. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:38 | |
This looks so easy. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:40 | |
No, it's not hot enough. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
It's not hot enough. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:50 | |
I've got to go back. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:53 | |
-Is it? -It really isn't hot enough. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
But mine was on the top. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
Actually, yours has bubbled up. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
Yes, good! See! | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
I'm gonna have to stick mine on top for a bit. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
Yeah, but you very cleverly kept me talking for a couple of minutes, | 0:14:05 | 0:14:10 | |
while my fat cooled down. That's too much. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
Your cup might overfloweth, there. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
You know, shape... | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
-You've done worse than me! -I've dribbled! I've so dribbled! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:30 | |
Yours are rising already! | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
Perfect mix. See! Tennis elbow. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
It's not fair I get the bottom shelf. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
Now, my suggestion, Nigel, right, is... | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
-We take them out... -Yeah... | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
Lie them on the thingy-bob here... | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
And then you can show the people at home... | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
I got the bottom shelf! | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
Look... | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
-Yes. These are the ones you get in a packet. -You got the top bunk. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
I certainly did. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
But there's a lesson to be learnt, | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
for all aspiring Yorkshire pudding makers. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
-Which is, get the top shelf. -Get the top shelf. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
I tell you what. Look, look. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
Look. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:16 | |
It's like slowly murdering a jellyfish. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
Look at that. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:30 | |
And that. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
Look, burnt on the... | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
It's worse by the minute. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
If I could help you out, | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
I don't think you put enough goose fat in there. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
I really don't. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
Still to come on A Taste of My Life... | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
Keith talks about the joys | 0:15:49 | 0:15:50 | |
of playing the Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
I get everyone else to do my fighting. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
"This is the Sheriff, go and fight him." | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
All these things, you have to consider, when you take a part. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
The world's most successful living artist, Damien Hirst, | 0:16:01 | 0:16:05 | |
makes a rather expensive sauerkraut for his drinking buddy. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
And over his final feast, | 0:16:10 | 0:16:11 | |
Keith Allen considers what the future holds in store for him. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:16 | |
-What is the future? -Don't grow up. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
You do have a bit of a reputation as a party animal. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
-You love a good party, don't you? -Yep. Yeah, I do. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
Alfie's right. I do have this reputation. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
I'm one of these people, I never, ever drink at home. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:39 | |
I've never drunk at home. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
I have an idea of people going down the list, thinking, | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
"What's going to make this party work?" | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
-and it's, "Invitation to Keith." -Yeah. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
There is that sort of... | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
I know, they'd be right, because I'm only there to have a good time, | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
and it's because anything can happen. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
Talking of the unexpected... | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
-It's my old headmaster, naked. -I'm afraid so(!) | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
I've sat up there, with him. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
I was going to do roast pork, roast potatoes with sauerkraut, | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
which I've done, I think, before, when Keith's come down. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
So, this is a little number I wrote back in... | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
I learnt to cook this when I was in prison. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
I'm sure I've cooked this for him when he's been down here. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:41 | |
In the glory years. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:42 | |
I always think that cooking's like art, without the evidence. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:46 | |
If you make a piece of art, | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
then it's around for sometimes longer than we're around. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:54 | |
I think I was aware of him in the Groucho Club, | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
when Keith was in there being a mental case, | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
and I always used to look at him and think, | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
"Oh, my God, what's that guy like?" He was quite intimidating, really. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
Like 12 years ago, my girlfriend Maia came down to me, | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
and she says, "I've got a confession to make." | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
And I said, "What?" | 0:18:12 | 0:18:13 | |
She said, "I've asked Keith Allen to be Connor's godfather." | 0:18:13 | 0:18:17 | |
My 11-year-old son now. I went, "Oh, no! I can't believe it!" | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
I was like, "What? That nutcase? I can't believe it." | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
Then he came right up to me, and he went, "I'm the godfather." | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
I was like, "Oh, jeez." Mr Give. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
I don't understand Mr Give. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
I remember being drunk, talking to Keith, | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
and he's always concerned about me and giving me guidance. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
Whenever I turn round to him, "What about you?" | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
He'd always go, "Don't worry about me, I'm Mr Give." | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
Is that cider? Champagne? | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
-Champagne? -That's the secret ingredient for my sauerkraut. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:53 | |
When I first met Keith, I was intimidated, | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
but we'd go in the Groucho Club, | 0:18:56 | 0:18:57 | |
and you'd see all the Rowan Atkinsons and Rik Mayalls, | 0:18:57 | 0:19:01 | |
and while Keith was a kind of nutter, | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
they all respected him really massively. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
In a way, a bit like John Lennon, or something like that. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
I've always admired those people who area working-class hero, | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
or people who remain true to who they are, | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
as they go up the greasy pole. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
What is wrong with chefs? | 0:19:35 | 0:19:36 | |
They're either rubbish at their job, | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
or they're rotten people, aren't they? | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
You get nothing in the middle. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:43 | |
Slowing down? I don't know. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
I think he's slowing down, and we can have a civilised time, | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
and then I see him at eight in the morning, | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
with bloodshot eyes, going, "I'm Dad!" | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
Fantastic. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
Oh, look at that. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
Wow. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:20 | |
Sadly, we can't eat Damien's roast pork with sauerkraut. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:24 | |
I think he sold it to the Tate. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
Very good! | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
After Keith's bout of bad behaviour, | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
he discovered an ability to make people laugh, | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
and increasingly found himself rubbing shoulders with comedians and actors. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:41 | |
I became a comedian for a bit. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
And then ended up presenting a TV show, Whatever You Want, | 0:20:44 | 0:20:48 | |
which was the first youth TV access programme, | 0:20:48 | 0:20:52 | |
and on the strength of that, wrote stuff for The Comic Strip. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
-Talk me through breakfast, Roy. -Thanks, Mum. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
My favourite breakfast. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
Nobody does bangers like my mum. Is that all right? | 0:21:00 | 0:21:05 | |
And it was through The Comic Strip that I started to act. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
The thing I think of, when I think of you, is Shallow Grave. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
Which I can watch over and over again, | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
partly because I put myself in the position of your flatmates. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:17 | |
What would happen if Keith Allen suddenly became my flatmate, | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
and then dropped dead, and left a big suitcase of money. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
It's a great premise, isn't it? | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
All this success that you've had, | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
has it changed what you eat, and how you think about food, at all? | 0:21:28 | 0:21:35 | |
I think I've got a slightly more sophisticated palate than I had when I was younger. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:40 | |
Otherwise, I just had my head in a bag of Maris potatoes. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:44 | |
-You've got a favourite dish. -A warm potato... | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
..and herring salad. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
-Is this the Swedish version? -No, I got it in France. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
Hmmm, a curious taste of success. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
When making a potato salad, try and use yellow-fleshed waxy potatoes. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:04 | |
-This way, they'll keep their shape. -Just really, really simple, | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
but it's something that I try and eat as much as I can, anywhere. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
And I've seen it on quite a few menus. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
Add your vinaigrette to the potatoes whilst they're still warm, | 0:22:13 | 0:22:17 | |
so that the spuds soak up the flavour. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
Every nation has its own twist on warm potato salad. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:23 | |
Germans add a bit of tomato, peppers and bacon. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
The Greeks prefer it with garlic, olive oil and lemon, | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
whilst Italians go for fresh parsley, salami and olive oil. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:33 | |
It's part of that great history of potato-and-fish dishes, | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
whether it's as simple as fish and chips, | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
-or whether it's a fishcake, or a fish pie. -Mm. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
It just works, it's the textures. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
The thing about the herring is that little bit of sharpness, sometimes, | 0:22:44 | 0:22:50 | |
-with the warm spuds. -Yeah. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:51 | |
-Just completely gorgeous. -It's brilliant. See, I AM sophisticated. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:56 | |
Herring. An ultra-healthy fish option. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
I'm simply using a warmed rollmop, or pickled herring, | 0:22:59 | 0:23:03 | |
for this dish, which is simply laid on top. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
A beautiful little side dish to this is beetroot salad. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:11 | |
Use just a couple of chopped and cooked beetroots, | 0:23:11 | 0:23:15 | |
and mix in some creme fraiche. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
Add some dill, and hey presto, | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
a companion to the herring-and-potato salad. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
And one of the biggest successes you've had was, | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
-of course, Martin Chuzzlewit. -Yep. -Did you enjoy it? | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
I did. Yeah, it was... | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
There was one afternoon when I was in this horse-drawn carriage. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:39 | |
Myself, Paul Schofield, | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
John Mills and Julian Fellowes, | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
and I think we must have... | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
I was praying that things would go wrong, so we could go round again, | 0:23:48 | 0:23:52 | |
cos I was just sat in this carriage with these three other guys, | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
-and then I suddenly thought, "My God, this really is brilliant." -Pour one. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:59 | |
Oh yes, as much of that as you like. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
'That's a once in a lifetime experience, that, | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
'to have done it with those people. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
Seems pretty smooth to me. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:12 | |
And of course, now, the Sheriff. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:13 | |
A lot of people have said that you're the perfect person. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:17 | |
Well, I tell you what happened. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:18 | |
I went out, did it, and I think, about three or four weeks in... | 0:24:18 | 0:24:22 | |
..they liked what I did, and they said, "Can we go for lunch?" | 0:24:23 | 0:24:28 | |
This is the producers. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
And I went to lunch, and they said, | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
"How would you feel about coming back next year?" | 0:24:32 | 0:24:36 | |
And I said, "Yeah, great." | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
"It seems a great idea. I like doing it." | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
They said "No, to be honest, in the original scripts, the Sheriff dies in episode 12." | 0:24:40 | 0:24:46 | |
I said, "Really?" and they said "Yes." | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
"We've decided, because we like the Sheriff, that he doesn't die. He comes back." | 0:24:48 | 0:24:53 | |
Not now, Locksley. "Oh, I won't kill you." | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
"I'm going to kill you, I mean it." | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
What's fantastic about it was I get everyone to do my fighting, and everything. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:06 | |
Cos he's the Sheriff. Go and fight him. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
And it's 40 degrees, out in Budapest. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
I just sit there in a chair going, "Brilliant. Wonderful part." | 0:25:11 | 0:25:16 | |
All these things you have to consider when you take a part. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
Time to reflect on Keith's life over his final feast. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:26 | |
First up, it's some simply roasted poussin. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:30 | |
Keith, your final feast. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
Tell me about these little chickens. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
Why those? | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
They're so tender. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
You don't have to cook them for a long time, | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
for the meat just to fall away from the bone. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
I love the skin. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
It's the youth of it, really. They're so young. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:56 | |
OK, you've got clams here, and you've got spaghetti. | 0:25:56 | 0:26:00 | |
Spaghetti vongole. Quintessential summer dish. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:04 | |
It's one of the great simple dishes of the world. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:08 | |
Pop your clams into a bowl, and thoroughly rinse in cold water. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:12 | |
The best way to spot a truly fresh clam is to tap it, | 0:26:12 | 0:26:16 | |
and check that it closes tightly. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
A shy clam is a healthy clam. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
There's a lot of seafood in my life, isn't there? | 0:26:20 | 0:26:24 | |
-There is. The caviar on your baked potatoes... -Yeah. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:29 | |
Another no-frills dish. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
Mix the insides of your potatoes with creme fraiche and chives, | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
and put back into your potato skins. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
To get nice and crispy baked spuds, brush with oil, | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
and sprinkle with salt before popping them into the oven. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:45 | |
And then, it's luxury time. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
-Caviar. Hot pud. Bread and butter pudding, is this? -Yeah. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:52 | |
It's just all comfort food, isn't it? I make no bones about it. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:58 | |
Bread and butter pudding simply keeps getting better with time. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:04 | |
There are countless ways to make it, | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
though I'm going for the most traditional, | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
by adding sultanas and sprinkling some cinnamon, | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
but maybe you could try throwing in some whisky in with your custard, | 0:27:11 | 0:27:15 | |
for a grown-up taste. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:16 | |
Or even replace your sultanas with blueberries. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:20 | |
I mean, looking at this, this must be heaven. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:26 | |
Well, it is, it's heaven to me. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:27 | |
But people are often asked, "What would your favourite feast be?" | 0:27:27 | 0:27:32 | |
and they never, ever get it realised. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
So this is fantastic, to physically see this. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:38 | |
What next? I mean, what is there for you to do? | 0:27:38 | 0:27:42 | |
Grow up. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
Don't do that, don't do that! | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
I love having been given the opportunity | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
to be a baddie to a generation of kids. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
You know, how many people get that opportunity? | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
It's incredible. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:57 | |
Do you regret anything you haven't done? | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
Anything that you think that you should have done? | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
I could have listened a bit more. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:05 | |
I'm one of those people that is of the moment. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:09 | |
I've always lived in the moment, and thought in the moment. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:12 | |
Which is great, but as you get older, | 0:28:12 | 0:28:15 | |
you have less and less moments to live in. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:17 | |
I think I was very arrogant when I was younger, | 0:28:18 | 0:28:22 | |
and I think that kind of edge has been taken off. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:25 | |
-Keith Allen, thank you... -Thank you. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
-It's been a real pleasure. -..for being a guest on A Taste of My Life. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:31 | |
-It's a pleasure, thanks. -Cheers. Nice wine. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:33 | |
It is with flies on it. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:35 | |
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