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The tree's up, the lights are on.

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So pull up a chair for a feast of festive fun.

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It's time for another Christmas Kitchen.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hello and welcome. I'm Matt Tebbutt.

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And I'm Andi Oliver and if you're starting to feel

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the Christmas stress, then sit back and relax.

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We're here to help you with all the festive recipes and provide

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some tips you need to have a happy Christmas.

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Coming up today, from T4 to quiz master,

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Rick Edwards tells us about his Impossible new quiz show.

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APPLAUSE It might not be impossible, that's the name of the quiz.

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And if you don't want turkey this Christmas, then the queen

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of Persian cooking, Sabrina Ghayour, is here

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with some international inspiration.

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Spiced roasted duck. Yum!

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And say goodbye to traipsing around the shops for presents,

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as we have brilliant ideas for home-made gifts from Bake Off star

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Richard Burr, who shows us how to make

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a sausage-roll wreath, and we're all very excited about this.

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Yes, and Jane Parkinson has some festive drinks suggestions for us.

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-APPLAUSE

-Wine... Clap!

-Clap those drinks.

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We're talking about wine, cocktails and mocktails,

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it deserves applause.

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Plus there's cooking and chaos from The Hairy Bikers,

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an inspired idea for a veggie main course from Lorraine Pascale

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and we're delving into the festive archives to bring you another gem

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from Fanny Cradock,

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who's a little bit stressed with her assistant.

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One bit on the table, Sarah. That's not bad, is it?

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That's it. And a filthy hand.

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Could you take that for me, darling? Thank you very much.

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Now, you bang that down... Ayee!

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No, no. Sorry for that, Norris.

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And there's a full portion of Fanny's cake a little later on.

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Right, let's get it on with the first recipe.

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So this is a very ancient pasta dish, vincisgrassi.

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There's lots of... There's ceps going through there,

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there's Parma ham, quite a big rich bechamel,

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-there's truffle.

-Uh-oh.

-It's delicious.

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Can you just say the name again?

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-Cos you keep rattling it off, I've never heard of it.

-Rattling it off!

-Rattling off.

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-Vincisgrassi.

-Vincisgrassi.

-Mm.

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-Mr Edwards, would you like to join us nearer...?

-Did someone say vincisgrassi?

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LAUGHTER

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-Love it...

-How lovely to have you here, my dear.

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-Well, thanks for having me. I'm excited.

-So, T4...

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-Yes?

-You were on telly for years with my George,

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-shall we get that out the way?

-Yeah, we might as well.

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We've known each other for donkey's years, haven't we?

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-And...

-I thought your daughter might come.

-No, my daughter's working.

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-My daughter...

-Of course she is. Working hard.

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Working hard, yes, jolly good, about time.

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LAUGHTER

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-How long ago...?

-Classic mum chat, that. Finally, she's working.

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She's in the gym, that's what I like, sweating.

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T4 was one of those things though, people just love...

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Lie in bed, watch T4, and it made everybody happy,

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-so people feel like they know you, I guess, in that way.

-Yeah, yeah.

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You do still get people who will say hello to me in a way

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-that I can't quite work out if I do know them...

-Yes.

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-..or they just think that they know me.

-Which...

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So there's always that thing where you kind of go...

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-Hello! Um, do we, er...

-Maybe.

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And generally speaking, no, they don't know me.

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-They don't know you.

-No. They think I'm Steve.

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LAUGHTER

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Huge disappointment to them and me.

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-Yeah, deeply disappointing for everybody.

-Yeah.

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-You just got married.

-Yes, I did.

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-Thank you for noticing.

-Let's have a look.

-There it is.

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-Very nice.

-But it's not quite the same when you ask a man

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-to see his wedding ring, cos it's not like a sparkler.

-I quite like...

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-That's nice.

-Not like I'm just dripping in diamonds.

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-I think it's lovely, my dear.

-Oh, thank you.

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-Let me just check what's happening with the recipe.

-OK, yes.

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-What have you got going on in here?

-OK, so I'm sauteing off on ceps.

-Yes.

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In this pan, a little bit of garlic and I get to chuck, erm,

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-just a little bit of parsley...

-Is that bubbling butter?

-OK, here is butter and flour with Parma ham.

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-A roux type affair.

-Exactly, then I'm going to chuck a load of milk,

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I'm going to make a little bechamel, flavoured bechamel, with this.

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That's pretty much it, and then we're going to start layering it up, really.

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Tell us about your new quiz show, Impossible.

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-Yes.

-Is it?

-Well, some of it is,

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so the idea is that in most quiz shows you have right answers

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and wrong answers and in this one you also have impossible answers.

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So if you give an impossible answer, you're eliminated for the day.

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I'll give you an example, Andi. So, if I said to you, er, which...

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-I've got to think of one now!

-ANDI LAUGHS

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OK, which Apollo,

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which Apollo moon lander landed on July, on the Moon, on July 1971?

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Was it Apollo 11, Apollo 13, or Apollo 15?

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-And is the right answer is?

-Apollo 13. I don't know.

-No!

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-You're eliminated!

-No? OK! Are you going to shout at people?

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Have you seen Apollo 13, the film?

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No... Oh! It's the one where they didn't really go!

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-Where they didn't, so that's the impossible answer.

-Oh!

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-Never landed on the Moon.

-So I'm impossible and I'm out.

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-You'd be out.

-We've got a little bit of a clip. Shall we have a look?

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-Yeah, sure, OK.

-That was deeply distressing, can I say.

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No, really, I shout at the contestants like that.

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-You do, I'm terrified!

-THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

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Let's have a look at him in terrifying action.

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Hello, players!

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-ALL: Hi, Rick!

-Nice to see you all.

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They are with us throughout the series competing not only for

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a daily prize pot of up to £1,500...

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WHOOPING

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..but also for a shot at the £10,000 question.

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WHOOPING

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Yes, this exclamation mark is filled with 10,000 shimmering pound coins.

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At the end of every show, our winner faces one final question.

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And here it is...

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Today's £10,000 question,

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get this right and all of that cash will come flooding out.

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APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

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-You win loads of money.

-Yeah, ten grand.

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You know, English quiz shows, traditionally...

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You know, you see American quiz shows, they're always really

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massive amounts of money, here it's usually about 20 quid, isn't it?

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-Yes.

-So, that's quite impressive.

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-Yeah, I mean, to be clear, they don't win that every day.

-Oh...

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-LAUGHTER

-OK!

-We're not made of money, Andi.

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-How are we doing with the recipe?

-Er, good.

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OK, so there's my ceps in here.

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This is the bechamel,

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-let's thicken it now with a lot of Parmesan.

-Yes.

-OK?

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So it's incredibly rich. There's some cream going in here as well.

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Just cos it's not quite rich enough already!

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-Exactly, it is, it is a pretty decadent dish.

-Wow.

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But it is lovely and I'm going to bring that to the boil,

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-just simmer it to cook the flour out for a couple of minutes.

-Yes.

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And start layering it up, so in here we'll have the bechamel,

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which will be thickened and we'll have ceps,

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and some of this Parmesan and truffle...

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-So this is a sort of posh lasagne?

-It's a very posh lasagne.

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-It's a very posh lasagne. I'm rather partial to lasagne as it is.

-Really?

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-So this is going to...

-Good.

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And are you cooking for your wife this year, then? Your new wife!

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Actually, I think this year I might be with my wife's family

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-and they'll be cooking.

-Ah.

-Yeah, and so I'll be supervising.

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-Which is a good place to be.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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About two years ago, I didn't cook the Christmas lunch,

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it was the first time I hadn't cooked Christmas lunch for

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about 15 years, and my mum and Miquita cooked the Christmas lunch,

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and I woke up having a panic attack, cos I hadn't started anything

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and I suddenly realised I didn't have to get up! And I'm just like,

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Oh, my God, I'm in heaven! It was amazing.

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-How are we doing here? It looks all cheesy and delicious.

-It's good.

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Good, I'm just starting to build it up.

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OK, in an ideal world, I'd let this boil for a little bit longer.

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-Reduce it...

-OK, just to thicken it up and then cool a little bit

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-so we can layer it easier.

-Yeah.

-OK?

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But that's all I'm doing, so in here,

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-some ceps, some of the bechamel, the Parma ham...

-It does look nice.

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..some more Parmesan in with some more...

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-He can't see it.

-..more pasta. So over here, see?

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Oh, yeah, that does look...

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LAUGHTER

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You carry on, yes!

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And that's it and then layer it up and then I'm going to bung it

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in the oven just for about sort of 45, 50 minutes...

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-Oh, so it's quite a long time in there?

-It's not that,

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-it's cos the pasta's raw.

-Oh, right, so the pasta goes in raw...

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-Yeah.

-Good long cook...

-And then it will cook in the sauce.

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-And is this Christmassy vibes for you, then?

-Basically, yes.

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Not enough crepes in it for my liking.

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Not on Christmas Day!

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Not enough dry turkey breast.

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We could get some dry turkey breast in there if you like.

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I've got some cardboard, I've got some cardboard...

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-It's not like cardboard...

-No, it's true. Do you brine?

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-Are you a briner?

-I don't know what that means.

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LAUGHTER

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So I'm saying no.

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It does help, it does help, it does help when you brine the meat,

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so that's just putting in sort of salt and sugar

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and you can put juniper, black peppercorns, any sort of...

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Bay leaves, all sorts of things could go in the brine

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and it helps the meat retain its succulence, Rick.

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So no, the answer is no.

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LAUGHTER

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-I can help you with that.

-OK, thank you.

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All right, maybe I'll brine a crown this year. What a phrase!

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What are you doing? Brining my crown.

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LAUGHTER

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I think you've got to let go of the turkey crown.

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OK, so a little bit of truffle.

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Literally the most expensive things that he could find.

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LAUGHTER

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Little bit of truffle. That's enormous.

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I'm sorry, are you throwing that bit away? Cos I'll have that.

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-He's saving that bit for later.

-Then I'm just going to

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lace it in a little bit of the white truffle oil...

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-Oh, my God, that's in white truffle oil.

-Mm, just in front of me there.

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-Blimey.

-Cos these truffles, the black ones are nice.

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-I mean, to be honest, this is, this is from a tin...

-Right.

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So it's got a bit of an aroma.

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But they're not as good as fresh,

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so I'm just going to give it a little kick with that...

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-Quite fancy with his knife, isn't he?

-Yeah, it's good, isn't it?

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..white truffle. I'm just a bit conscious that I'm probably running out of time.

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-You are running out of time. It's true.

-GENTLE LAUGHTER

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It's highly hypnotic watching the knife action.

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It is, it's quite, it's quite pleasing.

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-Oh, look, this is white truffle oil?

-Yes. OK, so a little bit of that.

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So fancy, Matt Tebbutt.

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-And then just straight in the mouth.

-And then... Exactly.

-Yes!

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LAUGHTER

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-OK, so that...

-Shall I get you a spoon?

-Yeah, please.

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So that you can, er...

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serve it up, love?

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I've got a little token pile of rocket here...

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LAUGHTER

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-OK, it's really healthy now.

-I...

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I have to say, I don't generally approve of rocket,

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but I'll let you do it.

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-Do you not?

-No.

-Why not?

-Don't like it.

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LAUGHTER

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-The classic reason.

-The classic reason, just don't like it.

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People always try to foist their rocket upon me

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and I'm just not having it, no.

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Don't want your rocket, keep it to yourself.

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-Matt Tebbutt, look at that.

-Keep talking, Matt.

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LAUGHTER

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-OK...

-Yeah, cos there's not enough truffle on there!

-More oil.

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-Right, there you go.

-Beauty.

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-Quick and easy...

-Look at that.

-Am I eating it?

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You are going to eat it in a moment.

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-It's there, so you can put your face straight into it. Beautiful.

-Perfect.

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Would you guys like to come over before me and Rick eat all of it?

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-Yeah, definitely would.

-There you go, doll.

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-Good. Right.

-That looks amazing.

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-I'm kind of with you on the rocket.

-It's not...

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Proper, proper rocket is really potent and fiery.

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But there's a lot of straw, hay-like rocket knocking around...

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-Yeah, of course. Sorry, yeah.

-RICK CRIES OUT

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-LAUGHTER Is it quite hot?

-It's so hot! It's so hot!

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LAUGHTER

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-Molten...

-I've also burnt my hand.

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-I mean, I'm having an absolute nightmare here.

-Look at that.

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-It is really hot. Look at that.

-Brilliant.

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-It is really hot, I'm a bit worried.

-It's like fork wars.

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-Smells amazing.

-Wow.

-That is the best breakfast I've had for ages.

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I've got quite a lot on my hand.

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THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

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-Mm.

-It's wine time now, Jane's got two great matches for this dish,

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-one's luxury and one's a little bit less.

-Shall I go and get them?

-Yeah!

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-I'll do that.

-Right, so while Jane sorts out the wine,

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it's time for our daily food quiz.

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Sometimes chefs get a little bit involved in their descriptions

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of the food, so it's hard to tell what they're banging on about,

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so our challenge is to guess what food

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a chef is describing without actually seeing their food.

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This is a good game, stay with me.

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Now, as you know, I like a bit of Fanny Cradock,

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so listen carefully, and guess what she's going on about.

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They cost a bomb and the only place I know where you can get them,

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which is in Paris, and there's nowhere in England you can buy them,

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so you can feel gloriously complacent when you make them for yourselves.

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-RICK:

-I've got a guess.

-Go on, then.

-Macaroons.

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-Ah!

-Mm.

-Ooh!

-Cos it's quite old, isn't it?

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-They're quite expensive, aren't they?

-I bet it's vol-au-vents.

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-I bet it's something like that.

-Oh, yeah.

-No!

-All right.

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LAUGHTER

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Vol-au-vents, they used to make vol-au-vents... Sorry!

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-Did I just...?

-It was quite aggressive.

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LAUGHTER

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Right, let's find out, let's find out, let's find out, let's find out.

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And the only place I know where you can get them,

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which is in Paris, and there's nowhere in England you can buy them,

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so you can feel gloriously complacent when you make them

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for yourselves. The most luxurious kind of petits fours...

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-INDISTINCT

-..that can exist. They cost a bomb.

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Obviously.

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I'm not being funny, Fanny, but I don't believe you, I don't think they did cost lots of money.

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-Did they look...?

-They looked quite expensive to me.

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-I was a little bit unsure what they were.

-What they were?

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Anyway, it was 1975 and they were all the rage.

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And they looked like little...what? Fondant fancies or something.

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-I think I...

-Petits fours.

-..with macaroons? Close.

-Ish, ish.

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-It was quite good, actually.

-Yeah, vol-au-vents...

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LAUGHTER

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Jane, you have found two wines from the supermarkets that match

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Matt's delicious dish.

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One that's a treat for this time of year,

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-a luxury, and a wine that costs a little less.

-Yes, exactly.

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-Look at your frock.

-Very posh, lovely.

-Oh, do you like it?

-Christmas frock on.

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-Have I gone a bit 1975 Fanny Cradock?

-You have.

-I have.

-Yeah.

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Homage to the great lady.

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Anyway, yes, I have got two great wines here.

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So you know at Christmas time some people often like to spend

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a little bit more than your usual kind of six,

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seven quid and go up to maybe 15 or dare I say £20 a bottle and other

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people just want to stay spending around the under ten quid mark?

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So I've got a couple of wines that cover both of those bases.

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And we've got a red and a white,

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-the observant ones among you will notice!

-LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH

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Exactly.

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-Thank you, Jane.

-You're welcome.

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And that's because, you know, with mushrooms being a really important

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ingredient in your recipe, Matt,

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the great thing about a mushroom-based recipe

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is that you can go with white or red wine and some people like one

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or the other, so again, I kind of like to think I've covered both bases.

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So this is... Marzemino is the name of the grape variety,

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and it's native to northern Italy,

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as a lot of Italian wines are, and it's just really juicy

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-and fruity and just cuts through the posh lasagne well.

-It's nice.

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-You like it?

-Mm, really nice.

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-Yeah, it's a really great wine.

-Good label.

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Yeah, it's a fun label, isn't it?

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There's a whole range like this, doing that kind of retro label stuff, it's really cool.

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Quite an expensive-looking label.

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-Oh, do you think?

-I noticed.

-Luxurious, some might say.

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LAUGHTER

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Moving onto the white wine, which is under the Santa hats. Give it a go.

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So, this is from France.

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This is a bit more classic wine you have at Christmas time.

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-This is a white burgundy. It is a Pouilly-Fuisse.

-Mmm!

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And this is a really fantastic wine.

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-That's nice!

-It's a Chardonnay.

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It's spent time in oak barrels, so you get this real richness.

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This goes with all that cream, all those rich flavours

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that you have running through the lasagne. It's a fantastic wine.

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It would work with lots of different things at Christmas time.

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So, if you didn't necessarily finish it, with the lasagne...

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Really good comments about both of them.

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-So, do you like both of them?

-I do!

-Yes!

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Do you prefer of one over the other?

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-I really liked this white.

-You really like the white.

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-I loved the white but I also loved the red.

-It's really drinkable.

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It's great. OK. Now, for the tricky bit.

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Which one do you think is luxury and which do you think is less?

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So, guys, what do you think?

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-I think...

-Stunned silence!

-Pressure!

-I don't know.

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I think, maybe, the red is really lovely, actually.

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Maybe it's the red that's at the posher end. Who knows?

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-JANE:

-Richard? What do you think?

-I'm going to have to disagree.

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Although I think I'd probably swill both of them

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all through Christmas Day.

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Class. That's good to know.

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-If I'm going to swill one of them, it'll be the white.

-Yes. OK.

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Rick, what do you think?

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I don't really drink white wine, particularly.

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So I have no idea but the red wine was tasty.

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-I think the white one is the luxury one. And it's also my favourite.

-OK.

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Well, good. Matt?

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Well, I would have said the red but then I've seen the label on the Pouilly-Fuisse.

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I know they are expensive.

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So I'm going to have to say the white is more expensive.

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So labelist. Well, most of you are right.

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The Pouilly-Fuisse, the white burgundy, is, in fact, the luxury one.

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So, that's about £20 and it's in Oddbins.

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So, not necessarily supermarket but still high street.

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You can find it quite easily.

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And this lovely one is £6 from Asda. Complete bargain.

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-Six quid?

-Yeah. It's great wine, isn't it?

-Great.

-Fantastic.

-Right.

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Coming up, Bake Off star Richard Burr is making a beautiful gift for us.

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-What have you got, Richard?

-Sausage-roll wreath today.

-Porky ring!

-Yum!

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First, Matt and I are going head-to-head in a cook-off.

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A bit of festive friendly competition

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we've called Yule Decide.

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And, today, we're going to battle it out to prove

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who has the best recipe for sprouts.

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But first, let's have our daily visit to the Hairy Bikers

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who are working their way through the 12 Days of Christmas.

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It's day six which means that Si and Dave are serving up goose

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and those cheeky chefs are serving it up to Mother Goose herself.

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Forget about trying to find six geese a-laying, Kingy,

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we're off to meet Mother Goose, the famous pantomime dame.

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# On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

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# Six geese a-laying, five gold rings

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# Four calling birds, three French hens

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# Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. #

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Mwah!

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Ah, yes, dude, and I finally get to cook

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a traditional roast goose with all the trimmings.

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So, if you fancy something different to turkey this year,

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goose is a great alternative.

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Ah! Big frocks and food. What could be better?

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Oh, wow! This is magical. All those Christmas pantos,

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-all those glowing rosy faces.

-The tears, the laughter, dude.

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Hey, talking of which, goose. We've got one to cook,

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We have and we've also got its mother to meet.

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Oooh!

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Ooh! I can't believe it, Si.

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We're meeting Mother Goose herself.

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Yes. One of the most famous panto dames.

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-For six geese a-laying, Mother Goose will be played...

-Oh, gawd, he's off.

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Well, it is panto.

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This has got to be the spookiest kitchen we've ever cooked in.

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Underneath the stage.

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Full of memories and ghosts and theatricality.

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The smell of greasepaint, the whiff of the limelight. It's all here.

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-Goose.

-Goose.

-Baste!

-Season.

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Here, where's the salt, dude?

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-It's behind you!

-Oh, man!

-No! Over there!

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-You've got panto Tourettes, you.

-No, no, I haven't.

-Ach!

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In the oven. Four hours.

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And it's that simple.

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Now, before we all tuck into our festive meal,

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Mother Goose is going to teach us how to be panto dames.

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So, it's frocks and make up for us.

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Ooh! I've always wanted to dress up like Pat Butcher.

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Now, I couldn't decide which colour to give you, chuck.

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So, I think, you've got the lot.

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That's better! Look at that!

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Whatever happened to the Beverley Sisters, eh?

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Forget your names. I'm going to give you panto names now.

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Daveria and Simonella.

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Oh, I'm so glad that you two are here.

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I've spent so long on my own, you know,

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it'll be the first Christmas I've had with company for ages.

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I know what we'll do. Let's make some scones.

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-Oh, no, I won't, I've no currants.

-I've got some, Mother!

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-Where did you find these?

-I got them from behind the rabbit hutch!

-No!

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You terrible tyke! I've nothing left.

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I'm not Mother Goose any more, I'm Mother Hubbard.

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-The cupboard's bare.

-Don't worry, Mother.

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We've got a fantastic festive feast.

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Ooh!

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APPLAUSE

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Should I carve? You can be mother. Beautiful, that, isn't it?

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Look at that! Crispy skin. Breast.

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I think we can cook better than we can panto, don't you?

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-I tell you what, don't give up your day jobs, will you?

-Oh, very good.

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-This is one tradition I love.

-Brilliant.

-Can I do that way?

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-You do that way.

-Yes.

-I'll get that one.

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And one, two, three!

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Ooh! Merry Christmas and I nearly lost me...cycle.

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Thanks, guys. Now, here at Christmas Kitchen,

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we want to give you more than just your traditional festive flavour.

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So, every day, we invite a chef who brings an international taste to our kitchen.

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And today is the turn of Sabrina Ghayour, with her Persian flavours.

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-COCKNEY ACCENT:

-My Persian flavours.

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LAUGHTER

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-Persian flavours!

-Persian flavours.

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-What Persian flavours are you bringing us today?

-So, I'm...

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Tradition for me at home is, like,

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once you get the turkey out of the way because I love a turkey,

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-I love a traditional Christmas.

-You want to Persian it up.

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The next day, I want something slightly different

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and I don't want something that's going to have a lot of faff,

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so we love Chinese crispy duck in my house

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and that became a tradition.

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I started looking at different kind of flavours

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and this is how I came up with this and I really love it

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and I promise you,

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-you will never buy crispy duck from the takeaway again.

-Really?

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-I doubt that.

-So, nice array of spices.

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I'm just going to, literally,

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chuck them into a bowl and make a dry rub for the duck. OK?

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And how long do you... Do you marinate that?

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I mean, you don't have to, to be honest.

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Once the fat comes out of the duck, it, kind of,

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sucks it all in beautifully and it does the job,

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but if you really wanted to, you're welcome to.

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From the point of ease, do it the night before. No problem. OK?

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You want to show your duck some love.

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-You're really getting into that duck, aren't you?

-Right. OK.

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-Let's get it in...

-Right! And, so...

-Don't know where to look!

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In the oven at 190 for two, two and a half hours, even

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and, then, we're going to turn up the heat, last minute,

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-for 20 minutes, to 220.

-For the crispy.

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-Absolutely. Crisp it up.

-And are you done with that rub now?

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Yes, I am. Thank you very much.

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-Get the duck into the oven.

-Righto.

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Lovely.

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Gives the hands a little wash.

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-I'm assuming that you buy your pancakes, do you?

-Yes, I do.

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Some people make them. I don't make them.

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-Quite lazy.

-I absolutely do...

-Garlic granules, bought pancakes!

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It's just much easier and they come frozen, or fresh,

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it's just so much more simple.

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-And they are nice.

-Exactly.

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I tell you what, you can get busy with that.

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We've got our pancakes here.

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Now, if you're really good, you can steam them

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but you can also microwave for about a minute and it does them perfectly.

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-Do you want seeds?

-Yes, please.

-You want seeds, really?

-Absolutely.

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We don't throw anything away. So, we've got three different things.

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Traditionally, duck pancakes always go with

0:23:020:23:05

that lovely plum hoisin sauce.

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Thin strips of cucumbers and then either

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finely shredded leeks, sometimes, or spring onions, more traditionally

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but, here, I've added pomegranate seeds, as well, and the sauce

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itself is going to be pomegranate molasses with honey to sweeten.

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So it has sweetness but it has a little bit of acidity, too,

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and that's really what Persian-ises it, so to speak.

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It's not traditional.

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We do have a duck recipe in Iran but not like this.

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So, I've been discovering all these, kind of,

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other Middle Eastern molasses, lately.

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There's a carob one, a blueberry one, and a mulberry one.

0:23:360:23:40

I had no idea, there's a whole molasses party going on over there.

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There really is. And, I have to say, most of those are actually Turkish.

0:23:440:23:47

It's delicious.

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In Iraq, they really love and revere date molasses

0:23:490:23:54

which is jammy and delicious. It's wonderful.

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In Iran, we only have pomegranate molasses,

0:23:570:24:00

quite simply, really. But, yeah, I just like the sumac molasses, too.

0:24:000:24:05

-I'd never even heard of half of these.

-Wow!

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I mean, I guess it's just old technique of, kind of,

0:24:070:24:09

preserving things, really. You've got a glut of fruit.

0:24:090:24:12

You extract the juice and then concentrate it.

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And that's all it is.

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It's really fantastic to add, to, like, zap up something.

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At the last minute, you add that molasses to sauces.

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To sauces, stocks, jus, salad dressings.

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It's really, really marvellous.

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-Glazes. Beautiful glazes.

-Absolutely.

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And, you know, getting better, getting easier to find now. OK.

0:24:260:24:30

Well, I live in Hackney.

0:24:300:24:32

-I live in East London, so...

-You've got it all there.

0:24:320:24:36

You've got an incredible plethora of shops and markets...

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-Lucky, lucky, lucky!

-You can get it all online.

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-Yes. Yes, you can.

-You can get it all online, I think.

-Absolutely.

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Would you like to lay them out, please?

0:24:430:24:45

Where would you like me to lay these out?

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If you can lay these diagonally, pretty it up.

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Those pancakes, Sabrina. Do they need to be steamed, like...

0:24:490:24:53

It's all right if they go cold again?

0:24:530:24:55

You can steam them and you can just, actually, do you know what...?

0:24:550:24:58

Right. Enough cucumber. Let's get on with this.

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If you really wanted to Middle Eastern it up,

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you can easily serve this with flatbread,

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or even tortillas, if you couldn't find pancakes.

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Don't do this because you can't find pancakes.

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So, I just think it's nice,

0:25:090:25:11

especially if you've got a few, it is nice to, kind of,

0:25:110:25:15

have something that's still shaped like a duck, basically.

0:25:150:25:18

-But I like to do... I like to take this side. One side off.

-Yum! Scrum!

0:25:180:25:23

-The one thing is, there's always a big fight over the skin.

-Yeah, yeah.

0:25:230:25:27

Big, big fights and most of it disappears into my portion,...

0:25:270:25:31

-Cook's treats!

-..in all fairness.

0:25:310:25:34

-I absolutely love crispy duck and...

-Yeah, I do.

0:25:340:25:38

-It's the best bit.

-I like sticking a leg on there.

0:25:380:25:42

Oh! This looks good.

0:25:420:25:44

And, then, there's always somebody that wants a gnaw on the wing,

0:25:440:25:47

-so I don't like to neglect and keep the family happy.

-Right.

0:25:470:25:50

-Let's have some more of that fat.

-Yeah. The skin.

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-Don't forget, we've got all the crispy skin on the underside.

-Right.

0:25:530:25:56

Sabrina, it looks delicious. Remind us what it is.

0:25:560:25:59

We have eastern spiced duck with a pomegranate honey sauce,

0:25:590:26:02

-pomegranate seeds, spring onion, and cucumbers.

-Delicious!

0:26:020:26:05

OK, everyone. Let's try Sabrina's Persian taste of Christmas.

0:26:110:26:17

Get off me! Get off me! He's trying to... I beat you! Pretty much.

0:26:170:26:21

-That's no way to treat a guest.

-Have some respect.

0:26:210:26:24

-Sabrina, that's amazing.

-Oh, that's good.

-How yummy is this?

0:26:240:26:28

I'm telling you, that duck method, even if you didn't do the spicing,

0:26:280:26:32

it's just so much more reasonable, affordable, get a couple of those.

0:26:320:26:36

You're done. It's cooked to perfection.

0:26:360:26:38

-Nice and simple. Crispy skin.

-Chris, what are you saying?

0:26:380:26:41

I like it, "cooked to perfection". Huge fan of your own work.

0:26:410:26:44

Can I tell you, that I had to tested many times to get it that way. So...

0:26:500:26:56

By no means a master.

0:26:560:26:57

-How is it?

-Cooked to perfection, is it not?

-Oh, it is! Yeah!

-Right.

0:26:570:27:02

This is a great alternative to turkey but not everyone eats meat,

0:27:020:27:05

so, here's Lorraine Pascale, with a brilliant veggie main course

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and it's a great way to use up any leftover cranberries.

0:27:070:27:10

Yummy!

0:27:100:27:12

This year, I've made a pretty tasty veggie pie.

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So, here is the filling..

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..and here's how I made it.

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Carefully toast 600g of pecan, cashew, and hazelnuts

0:27:270:27:31

in the oven for 10-15 minutes.

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Then, let them cool and blitz some in a food processor.

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Gently fry four finely sliced leeks in some olive oil

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with rosemary, thyme, and three cloves of chopped garlic until soft.

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Add 250g of finely chopped, or blitzed, chestnut mushrooms

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and five sage leaves roughly chopped, or torn,

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and cook for a further two minutes.

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Take off the heat and leave to cool in a large bowl.

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Mix in the nuts, 150g of Gruyere cheese

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and three eggs

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and combine and season.

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So, I'm making a type of hot water crust pastry, you know,

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the type that you get in pork pies.

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I was making it one day, because you make it with plain flour,

0:28:150:28:17

and I'd run out, so I used half plain and half wholemeal

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and it tasted amazing.

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Put 125g of plain flour and 150g of wholemeal flour,

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plus a pinch of salt, and egg in a bowl

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and cover the egg with a little bit of flour to protect it.

0:28:310:28:34

So, I've melted in this pan 100ml of water and 80g of butter.

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Put it over a low heat and then whack it up

0:28:380:28:40

and get it bubbling away,

0:28:400:28:42

just as it's bubbling, it's ready.

0:28:420:28:44

Pour the liquid over the flour and mix together really quickly

0:28:440:28:48

until it combines into a dough.

0:28:480:28:50

Then, roll it out to about half a centimetre thick.

0:28:500:28:53

So, I've got this tin, a seven-inch loose-bottom tin

0:28:530:28:57

and it's deep.

0:28:570:28:59

Put it into quarters.

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Doesn't matter about holes.

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Just patch them up after.

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And then take the tin and just put the corner

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in the centre of the tin, like that,

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and then let it sink into the tin.

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Just easing it gently in.

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Try and get it so it has nice straight sides.

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So, it gets right into the corners.

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And just trim it all the way around.

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Take my filling...

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..and just tip half of it in.

0:29:490:29:53

Like that.

0:29:550:29:57

Now, for something a little bit festive and for a bit of colour.

0:29:570:30:01

Dried cranberries, just sprinkle them on.

0:30:010:30:05

You can use apricots, or anything like that,

0:30:050:30:07

I just like to use cranberries so that, when you slice it,

0:30:070:30:11

you get that lovely layering effect.

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And, then, the rest of the topping.

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Smells really good.

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OK.

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Right. I'm going to make the lid,

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so I take my offcuts

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and just roll out the lid.

0:30:280:30:31

So, pop this down...

0:30:330:30:34

..on it, like that...

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..and then cut around...

0:30:380:30:39

..the lid.

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Just need one egg

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to stick the pastry lid on.

0:30:470:30:49

Quick whisk.

0:30:490:30:50

And just glaze the top so it acts like a glue.

0:30:570:31:01

And I've got my pastry lid.

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Pop it on top.

0:31:050:31:07

And, then, I'm going to seal it,

0:31:070:31:09

or crimp it.

0:31:090:31:10

So, I, kind of, take my finger and pinch all the way around like that.

0:31:100:31:15

Just sealing everything together.

0:31:180:31:21

There we are.

0:31:290:31:30

Neaten up a bit.

0:31:310:31:33

Then, hole in the middle.

0:31:340:31:36

Let any steam out, although there won't be that much.

0:31:360:31:40

It's not like cooking meat.

0:31:400:31:42

Right. So, that's that done.

0:31:420:31:43

I'm going to pop this in the oven at 200 degrees

0:31:430:31:46

for about 40-45 minutes and, then 10 minutes before it is ready,

0:31:460:31:49

I'm going to glaze the top to act like a glue

0:31:490:31:52

and put on some frozen cranberries.

0:31:520:31:54

I know there's cranberries inside but those cranberries are sweet

0:31:540:31:58

and the cranberries on top are quite sour so,

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there's wonderful layering of different flavours.

0:32:000:32:03

Still to come, Jane Parkinson has suggestions

0:32:380:32:41

for a merry and bright Christmas with her cocktails

0:32:410:32:43

and today's key ingredient is beer, which sounds a bit weird to me.

0:32:430:32:47

It's not weird.

0:32:470:32:48

Did you know that nearly two thirds of women say that receiving

0:32:480:32:51

a home-made gift means more to them than a shop-bought one?

0:32:510:32:54

Don't believe that one.

0:32:540:32:56

Bake Off star Richard is here with his idea for a home-made gift,

0:32:560:32:59

a sausage-roll wreath.

0:32:590:33:00

And we're going back to 1975 to get a classic Christmas cake recipe

0:33:000:33:04

from the charmingly bizarre Fanny Cradock.

0:33:040:33:06

Now, at this time of year,

0:33:060:33:08

the supermarket is jam-packed with seasonal foodie gifts,

0:33:080:33:10

such as chutney, chestnuts, and chocolate, so every day,

0:33:100:33:13

we're bringing you a recipe, items to use up should you find them in

0:33:130:33:16

your stocking, or be tempted at the tills, and today, it's Andi's turn.

0:33:160:33:19

Andi, would you like to know what you're cooking with?

0:33:190:33:22

I would like to know what I'm cooking with.

0:33:220:33:23

-Obviously, I already know, hence the recipe guidance.

-There you go.

0:33:230:33:26

Show everyone what we're dealing with.

0:33:260:33:28

I do like opening a gift anyway, so today, we're using mixed nuts.

0:33:280:33:32

-Yes, we are. Nuts.

-Nuts, nuts, nuts. Beautiful.

0:33:320:33:35

-I like a nice jar of nuts.

-How exciting.

0:33:350:33:37

But they usually kick around quite a lot, don't they?

0:33:370:33:39

I am going to...

0:33:390:33:40

They do they kick around for ages, and you leave the Brazils

0:33:400:33:43

out, cos they're always a bit weird and oily.

0:33:430:33:45

Now, these really are in abundance in the shops at the moment,

0:33:450:33:47

so let me show you how to make something

0:33:470:33:48

-a little bit different with them - a pumpkin and nut baklava.

-Ooh!

0:33:480:33:52

-It's quite... I'm quite pleased with this.

-How are we going to do this?

0:33:520:33:55

Well, quite simply. That's one of the nice things about it.

0:33:550:33:57

-You can buy filo pastry, thank heavens.

-Yes.

0:33:570:34:01

Yeah? That is what is commonly known as "a long ting",

0:34:010:34:04

and who's got time to make filo pastry? Not me!

0:34:040:34:07

So we can buy this beautiful filo pastry.

0:34:070:34:10

We're going to make a syrup over here.

0:34:100:34:12

We've got water, we've got sugar, we've got honey, and we've got

0:34:120:34:16

a bit of cinnamon, so it's literally just a layering up job.

0:34:160:34:21

It's actually, when I think about it, a sort of sweet lasagne.

0:34:210:34:24

So there's a lot of layering happening today in the studio...

0:34:270:34:30

-OK.

-..but it's a nice, simple, lovely,

0:34:300:34:34

luscious thing to make for your family.

0:34:340:34:36

Is this something you do, usually?

0:34:360:34:38

This... With baklava, I do. I use quite a lot of filo pastry.

0:34:380:34:42

-I'm quite into the odd borek kind of vibe.

-Oh, I love it.

0:34:420:34:45

And actually, this recipe came from something called a banitsa,

0:34:450:34:49

which is a Bulgarian sweet pastry. Does anybody else know the banitsa?

0:34:490:34:54

-No.

-It's a really lovely sweet pastry,

0:34:540:34:56

again in the borek family of cooking.

0:34:560:35:00

I'm going to melt some butter here, as well.

0:35:000:35:03

And they put walnuts and eggs and pumpkins and all sorts of

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beautiful things, roll it up, and they deep fry it or they bake it.

0:35:070:35:10

-Mm.

-Eggs? Can I just say, I'm not... Like a boiled egg?

0:35:100:35:13

-Yeah, protein.

-Well, maybe.

0:35:130:35:15

Oh, you can get a borek with a little soft yolk in the middle.

0:35:150:35:20

-Absolutely delicious.

-Ooh! Like it.

0:35:200:35:22

Right, so I've got syrup that I've done already, that's cool,

0:35:220:35:25

-and I've got my melted butter over here.

-OK.

0:35:250:35:27

So I think the best way to do this, actually, is to take that off there,

0:35:270:35:29

for a start, and do one sheet at a time on this board.

0:35:290:35:33

-It is a bit delicate, filo.

-Mm.

0:35:330:35:36

-You've got to try and not be too rough with it.

-Slather it in butter.

0:35:360:35:40

Right, so we're going to slather it with loads of butter.

0:35:400:35:43

-Exactly.

-Savoury balaks... Savoury baklavas are literally up there with...

0:35:430:35:48

I love savoury baklavas.

0:35:480:35:49

I made a really lovely one with lamb and dates and stuff,

0:35:490:35:52

ages ago, that was beautiful, actually.

0:35:520:35:55

I'm not particularly into the sweet ones.

0:35:550:35:56

No, well, they can be too sweet. You just need a small piece.

0:35:560:35:59

Going to love this(!)

0:35:590:36:00

That's the thing - you just need a small piece.

0:36:000:36:03

It's not the same idea as a sort of European pudding.

0:36:030:36:07

-It's a sweet thing with a lovely coffee.

-It's just a little bite.

0:36:070:36:09

Exactly, so we've got the syrup, and we've got butter going in the

0:36:090:36:12

bottom of here, and then we're going to get some nuts...

0:36:120:36:15

Some lovely... So you just whizz those up in the food processor.

0:36:170:36:20

This is such a simple recipe,

0:36:200:36:22

which is kind of what you want.

0:36:220:36:24

-And then we get a layer of the pumpkin.

-Right.

0:36:240:36:26

-This is just grated, raw...

-It's just grated, raw pumpkin.

-OK.

0:36:260:36:29

-And then we're going to do...

-Thought it was Red Leicester.

0:36:290:36:31

What did you say? Looks like Red Leicester!

0:36:310:36:36

Well, you know, you're the cook, Andi!

0:36:360:36:38

It looks like Red Leicester. No, it's grated raw pumpkin.

0:36:390:36:41

You can use it... You want a nice, firm pumpkin.

0:36:410:36:43

People always talk about that firm pumpkin.

0:36:430:36:45

I don't really know what a soft one is. I've never...

0:36:450:36:48

I don't know what kind of weird, squidgy pumpkins you've been

0:36:480:36:50

coming across, because they all seem to be firm to me.

0:36:500:36:53

And then you just literally layer it up into the dish.

0:36:540:36:58

-You don't need to... It's kind of, you know...

-Yep.

0:36:580:37:01

It's, like, a bit haphazard, I would say.

0:37:010:37:03

And then more nuts.

0:37:030:37:05

-It's more akin to home cooking, and not being fussy.

-Yes.

0:37:050:37:08

Cos it's so easy to put together, and just...

0:37:080:37:10

That's what's the joy of Eastern cooking - it's just home cooking.

0:37:100:37:14

-More of these?

-And then more pumpkin,

0:37:140:37:15

and then we're going to do another layer of this.

0:37:150:37:17

-This is a very quick cook, isn't it?

-Isn't it?

-We like that, eh?

0:37:170:37:21

It's really nice to be able to do things, also,

0:37:210:37:25

at this time of year, that aren't going to take you 75 hours,

0:37:250:37:28

and keep you in the kitchen when everybody else is having fun

0:37:280:37:31

and playing charades, and you're on your own.

0:37:310:37:33

So how long will this hold for?

0:37:330:37:34

Could you do that a couple of days before?

0:37:340:37:36

-This dish?

-Yeah.

-Yeah, definitely. Definitely. Put it in the fridge.

0:37:360:37:39

I mean, what with all the sugars and the butter...

0:37:390:37:41

Yeah, I was going to say, it preserves itself.

0:37:410:37:43

Yeah, and you can serve it hot, or you can just keep it.

0:37:430:37:47

I quite like... It's a bit like wallpaper paste.

0:37:470:37:49

-It's quite satisfying.

-It's... Yeah, it's quite a satisfying thing to do.

0:37:490:37:53

-Like this, and we just keep layering up. Let's do one more.

-Yeah, go on.

0:37:530:37:57

Let's do one more, and then we're going to whack it in the oven.

0:37:580:38:01

And I quite like the cinnamon in the syrup.

0:38:010:38:04

Just gives you a sort of warmth.

0:38:040:38:05

-Cinnamon is such a comforting spice, isn't it?

-Yeah.

0:38:050:38:08

It sort of just evokes kind of cosy. I'm very big on the cosy.

0:38:080:38:13

My niece said to me one day,

0:38:130:38:15

"I love it round your house, Andi, cos everything's a bed".

0:38:150:38:18

-Aw!

-But we're just, you know,

0:38:180:38:20

we're very big on the cooching up in front of the telly.

0:38:200:38:23

This, one of these hot, with a bit of cream, you're good to go.

0:38:230:38:26

Right, so we're going to just shove this into the oven. Mm-hm.

0:38:260:38:29

We're not going to let that one be quite such a mess on the top,

0:38:290:38:32

-cos look at the state of that. There we go.

-This is showbiz, Andi.

0:38:320:38:36

-Let's just tuck it all in.

-Have you done this before, Andi?

0:38:360:38:40

Only once. Tuck it in. Make it lovely, and this is going to...

0:38:400:38:43

Let's get a bit more butter on the top of that as well,

0:38:430:38:45

cos you just want it to have a lovely finish.

0:38:450:38:48

So could you do it with leftover vegetables from the big day,

0:38:480:38:51

-if they're pre-cooked?

-Why not? Why not? You just have to make sure...

0:38:510:38:54

-Sprout baklava?

-Yeah!

0:38:540:38:56

You've got to make sure you've got enough wet things

0:38:560:38:58

going in there as well.

0:38:580:39:00

So it's going in for about 35 minutes, I would say.

0:39:000:39:06

-Maybe slightly longer.

-OK.

-And then here's one we, obviously...

0:39:060:39:10

-And what are you looking for, a nice crispy..? Wow.

-Marvellous.

0:39:100:39:14

-That looks quite different to the one that went in!

-It does!

0:39:140:39:17

LAUGHTER

0:39:170:39:18

A little different to the one I just mashed into the other bowl, but there you go.

0:39:180:39:22

So with a fish slice you just take a piece out,

0:39:220:39:26

just get it out of here.

0:39:260:39:27

I mean, it's very pretty, isn't it?

0:39:280:39:31

I like the vegetable sweet thing as well.

0:39:310:39:35

Don't forget, all today's studio recipes,

0:39:350:39:37

including this one from Andi, are on the website.

0:39:370:39:39

Also, you actually cook it whole

0:39:430:39:45

and cut it after it comes out of the oven, just so you know.

0:39:450:39:48

-And then, obviously cream...

-Smells good.

0:39:480:39:52

Obviously cream, because why not?

0:39:520:39:54

There we have it.

0:39:540:39:55

-So that's pumpkin and nut baklava.

-Lovely.

-Mmm!

0:39:550:39:59

Right, come on. Come on.

0:40:040:40:07

I like it, I'm feeling you might be a bit bah humbug, a couple of you.

0:40:070:40:12

Not me! Anything in pastry.

0:40:120:40:15

But I'm just waiting for the madness to go before I go...

0:40:150:40:18

If you wait for the madness to go, you won't get any!

0:40:180:40:21

It's also in my cultural sensibility to not dive in and let guests go first.

0:40:210:40:25

Oh, really? In the Caribbean we're a little different.

0:40:250:40:28

We're a bit more, "Can you get out of my way, please?"

0:40:280:40:31

How would you say it there?

0:40:310:40:33

Move!

0:40:330:40:34

LAUGHTER

0:40:340:40:36

Me say move!

0:40:360:40:37

So how is pumpkin and cream going down?

0:40:370:40:40

Good, actually.

0:40:400:40:41

It's really unusual. >

0:40:410:40:43

Cos pumpkin is quite sweet anyway.

0:40:430:40:46

Pumpkin and nuts go well together. Add a little honey.

0:40:460:40:50

I imagine you could probably do this savoury as well,

0:40:500:40:53

without the cream, because it's got... It just needs...

0:40:530:40:56

I wouldn't mind that with a little bit of meat on the side.

0:40:560:41:00

-How do you like it, Rick?

-It's really good, yeah.

0:41:000:41:03

-I'm surprised, actually.

-I know you are!

0:41:030:41:05

When you said pumpkin and nut baklava,

0:41:050:41:07

-I sighed, actually.

-To myself!

0:41:070:41:11

"Oh, what is she doing?"

0:41:110:41:13

Sort it out!

0:41:130:41:15

Great food and now this!

0:41:150:41:17

But it's good, it's good. I stand corrected.

0:41:170:41:20

I take my sigh back!

0:41:200:41:23

Delicious. In just a moment, Bake Off star Richard Burr

0:41:230:41:25

will be showing us a money-saving idea for home-made Christmas gift,

0:41:250:41:29

-and it's savoury today - a sausage-roll wreath.

-Yum.

-Sounds amazing.

0:41:290:41:33

And does a Christmas cake recipe from 1975 stand the test of time?

0:41:330:41:38

We'll find out when we delve into the archives of Christmas past to

0:41:380:41:41

visit Fanny Craddock.

0:41:410:41:43

Now, Rick, what's your favourite Christmas memory?

0:41:430:41:46

I've got a mouthful of baklava.

0:41:460:41:49

Not necessarily favourite, but the most vivid memory I have is when

0:41:490:41:53

my parents bought me a bike for Christmas, it was the classic thing

0:41:530:41:57

where you go down and look at the tree,

0:41:570:41:59

and there's not really a big present there, you're a bit disappointed

0:41:590:42:02

and then they say, "Ah, but wait, out the back door..."

0:42:020:42:05

And then I went out and I was incredibly excited because I knew

0:42:050:42:09

what was coming and then the bike was...

0:42:090:42:11

You know those ones that are foldable?

0:42:110:42:13

-Foldable in the middle...

-What, like a commuter bike?

0:42:130:42:19

But also crucially it doesn't have the top bar, so it's basically

0:42:190:42:22

-a girl's bike.

-A girl's commuter bike!

0:42:220:42:24

So I just looked, like, "You're kidding me!

0:42:240:42:28

"I've got to cycle this!

0:42:280:42:30

"I'm going to get absolutely rinsed by everyone in the neighbourhood."

0:42:300:42:35

LAUGHTER

0:42:350:42:36

But you have to... Might as well have done.

0:42:360:42:40

-It was like a shimmery gold, with white tyres.

-Sounds quite nice.

0:42:400:42:44

I hope my parents aren't watching this, but I was absolutely fuming.

0:42:440:42:48

LAUGHTER

0:42:480:42:50

Horrible. But there's nothing you can do, you have to be like, great.

0:42:500:42:54

Yeah, I'd love to go on a cycle...

0:42:540:42:56

Everyone else is out there on their Raleigh Activators.

0:42:560:42:59

With the suspension.

0:42:590:43:01

Or they go full BMX.

0:43:010:43:03

"Has he got a grandma's bike?" Yeah, he has, yeah.

0:43:030:43:06

OK.

0:43:060:43:08

On that note, let's hear more of the nation's favourite faces

0:43:080:43:12

reflecting on their Christmases.

0:43:120:43:15

When it comes to Christmas, I'm totally a traditionalist,

0:43:150:43:18

I love the turkey.

0:43:180:43:20

I love the stuffing, I love doing different kind of stuffing,

0:43:200:43:23

I don't cook, I'm not a cook but it's the one day that I do cook.

0:43:230:43:27

Normally I don't do the cooking at Christmas,

0:43:270:43:31

I usually try get somebody else to do it for me,

0:43:310:43:33

cos I'm usually somewhere else, miles away from England -

0:43:330:43:37

I like to be in the warm for Christmas,

0:43:370:43:40

so I normally I'm visiting people.

0:43:400:43:43

It's the one day of the year I thank goodness I'm not alive.

0:43:430:43:46

I don't get Christmas, I am incapable of cooking, I have

0:43:470:43:50

a kind of anti-Midas touch.

0:43:500:43:52

I can take the most exotic ingredients in the world

0:43:520:43:55

and make them bland. It's a terrible curse.

0:43:550:43:57

So I don't cook - I did once eat out for Christmas,

0:43:570:44:01

which was fantastic and I would recommend to anyone lazy.

0:44:010:44:04

If you have wasted hours looking for the right Christmas present

0:44:040:44:07

to buy someone with no luck, then we have got the answer for you.

0:44:070:44:10

A home-made gift - now every day we have one of the stars of The Great British Bake Off

0:44:100:44:14

to show us how to make the perfect edible gift.

0:44:140:44:17

And today we have got the builder who bakes,

0:44:170:44:19

it's Bake Off finalist Richard Burr.

0:44:190:44:21

Thanks for coming along. I also notice you've got a tape measure.

0:44:210:44:25

-Always at work.

-Is that to remind you of...your other job?

0:44:250:44:30

Most bakers kind of have some form of measurement in the house.

0:44:300:44:34

-This is useful for measuring stuff out.

-Really? OK.

0:44:340:44:38

-So what are we doing?

-This is my baking one, though,

0:44:380:44:41

not my building one.

0:44:410:44:42

Today we're going to make sausage roll...

0:44:420:44:45

You've got a baking Stanley knife as well?

0:44:450:44:46

I've got a baking panel saw, it's wonderful.

0:44:460:44:49

I don't know what that is!

0:44:490:44:51

Yeah, so today we're going to make a sausage-roll wreath.

0:44:510:44:55

It's a Christmas one.

0:44:550:44:57

I'm not going to lie, I do love bit of Christmas cake, pudding,

0:44:570:45:00

but for me Christmas is about pork, frankly.

0:45:000:45:03

LAUGHTER

0:45:030:45:05

Stuff the turkey, literally!

0:45:050:45:06

OK! OK, so where do we start?

0:45:060:45:09

So we start with making a basic rough puff,

0:45:090:45:12

it's flour and water - you need it so it's nice and smooth,

0:45:120:45:15

let it rest and then you put butter and lard on it.

0:45:150:45:18

Now, it's not a puff pastry,

0:45:180:45:21

I like to use lard to make it nice and crispy, so butter for flavour,

0:45:210:45:25

lard for crispiness.

0:45:250:45:27

Roll it out. Layer it.

0:45:270:45:29

And then stick it in the freezer, roll it out again, it takes maybe

0:45:290:45:33

about two hours from start to finish to make your own puff.

0:45:330:45:36

No-one is going to sue you if you use a little bit of shop-bought,

0:45:360:45:39

pre-made, but I like to make it myself.

0:45:390:45:41

OK.

0:45:410:45:43

Let's do it. Do you find it quite therapeutic to bake and to cook...

0:45:430:45:49

-I mean, I do.

-..after being a builder?

0:45:490:45:52

I'm ever so lucky having come to it after being a builder because

0:45:520:45:56

I'm used to being on site so being indoors,

0:45:560:45:58

it's an excuse to be clean, for a start.

0:45:580:46:01

So yeah, I've always got into it, nobody ever moans about free doughnuts on site!

0:46:010:46:06

What did your mates think, when you first got into it?

0:46:060:46:09

-Um...

-Was there a bit of humour there?

0:46:090:46:11

Like I said, no-one moans about free doughnuts,

0:46:110:46:14

but when you're on telly as a builder making cakes,

0:46:140:46:17

builders keep you grounded - we'll say that, shall we?

0:46:170:46:20

I can imagine.

0:46:200:46:22

You know, there was none of that kind of reverence

0:46:220:46:25

or anything like that.

0:46:250:46:26

-Bit like chefs, to be honest.

-Exactly.

-I would imagine.

0:46:260:46:29

It's pretty much exactly the same experience -

0:46:290:46:31

which is why I think that Bake Off was such a fun thing to do.

0:46:310:46:34

I like what you do with your rolling pin, as well.

0:46:340:46:36

I know - that was quite impressive, actually!

0:46:360:46:38

The thing is, you drop it when you're TV, don't you?

0:46:380:46:42

-Right, can we chop all of that?

-All of that.

0:46:420:46:44

We're very sage-heavy. So, rough puff - very, very simple to make,

0:46:440:46:49

we're going to roll it out. I'll use my tape measure at some point.

0:46:490:46:52

We're going to mix our sausage meat

0:46:520:46:54

with a mixture of sage, orange zest...

0:46:540:46:56

-Yeah.

-..chilli and just a little bit of salt.

-OK.

0:46:560:47:00

And is this a staple in your household at Christmas?

0:47:000:47:04

Er, yeah, I don't know how to say this on television,

0:47:040:47:07

but my family are a bunch of gannets.

0:47:070:47:09

-You just did.

-They are. Yeah.

0:47:090:47:11

It's true. I'm talking about you, Catherine, frankly.

0:47:110:47:14

My youngest sister.

0:47:140:47:16

Yeah, so, we tend to make these in batches of maybe three or four

0:47:160:47:19

-for Christmas day.

-Yeah.

-So, in my house, I'm very, very lucky,

0:47:190:47:22

-I live over the road from my mum and dad...

-Right.

0:47:220:47:24

..which is great - something I only really appreciated once we

0:47:240:47:26

-had kids and wanted to go out.

-Baby-sitters.

-Exactly.

0:47:260:47:30

So, my mum plans Christmas - I mean,

0:47:300:47:32

I know I'm the one who's been on the telly doing it,

0:47:320:47:35

but my mum's still in charge of Christmas -

0:47:350:47:37

and we all get allocated jobs,

0:47:370:47:39

so I'm on pork, always, so I do sausage rolls

0:47:390:47:43

and the ham and pigs in blankets and all that sort of thing...

0:47:430:47:45

So, Richard, this is the second time you've mentioned pork

0:47:450:47:49

in a very short space of time. Is it...?

0:47:490:47:51

I'm picking up a theme here - is it your favourite?

0:47:510:47:54

Erm, I do love a bit of -

0:47:540:47:55

I mean, you know, turkey crown, pretty good...

0:47:550:47:57

LAUGHTER

0:47:570:47:58

Finally someone admits it.

0:47:580:48:00

Don't lie to him, Richard!

0:48:000:48:02

But this Christmas, go for a bit of pork instead.

0:48:020:48:04

It's what it's all about.

0:48:040:48:06

-Head of pork.

-Let's measure this one up.

0:48:060:48:08

Yeah, I'm executive in charge of pork.

0:48:080:48:10

I'm happy with that.

0:48:100:48:12

-So, yeah...

-A pork executive.

-There we are.

0:48:120:48:14

So, we've got that in there, we'll bosh a little bit of chilli -

0:48:140:48:17

-that's gone in, as well.

-Yeah, Anything else?

0:48:170:48:19

-Eggs to glaze, is it?

-Egg is for glazing.

0:48:190:48:22

Nice bit of salt on top.

0:48:220:48:24

Plenty of salt on top.

0:48:250:48:27

-And then mix that up.

-Mm-hm.

0:48:270:48:29

And while you're mixing that up...

0:48:290:48:30

I'll go and get the one that we've already mixed up.

0:48:300:48:34

Go on, then.

0:48:340:48:35

So, just sage, orange zest, chilli...

0:48:350:48:39

Sage, orange zest, chilli -

0:48:390:48:40

now, normally I do these with pork and fennel, but obviously,

0:48:400:48:43

with it being Christmas, we've got to whack a bit more excitement in.

0:48:430:48:47

So, we roll, put that over the top, and then fold it over.

0:48:470:48:51

Now, although it doesn't look so neat at the moment,

0:48:510:48:53

once it's all done, the seam will be underneath,

0:48:530:48:56

and then no-one will be able to see any of the mucky bits.

0:48:560:48:59

So, do you like... Are you more of a sort of savoury baker, or...?

0:48:590:49:03

I'm more of a greedy baker, to be honest.

0:49:030:49:05

-Right.

-Just anything, yeah.

-Just anything.

0:49:050:49:07

Yeah, I mean, savoury is my thing, really.

0:49:070:49:09

As long as it's pork-related.

0:49:090:49:10

As long as it's pork-related, I'm good to go.

0:49:100:49:13

Yeah, so, in my house, I'm very lucky -

0:49:140:49:16

me and my wife tend to argue over who gets to do the cooking, so...

0:49:160:49:20

-Right.

-If one of us gets to do the sweet,

0:49:200:49:22

-the other one gets to do the savoury.

-OK.

0:49:220:49:24

You know, I get to do savoury quite a lot, don't I?

0:49:240:49:26

It's wonderful.

0:49:260:49:27

So, how did you learn? Are you self-taught, or...?

0:49:270:49:30

So... Well, before I was lumpy enough to be any use on-site -

0:49:300:49:35

I'm from a family business of builders...

0:49:350:49:37

-Right.

-..so, when I was kind of a young, scrawny little kid,

0:49:370:49:40

I still had to earn money,

0:49:400:49:41

so I was put on as a washer-upper in a bakery.

0:49:410:49:43

-OK.

-Oh!

-So, for about maybe two or three years,

0:49:430:49:47

I'd be there, getting up in the morning,

0:49:470:49:49

four o'clock in the morning, before school,

0:49:490:49:51

-to go and do the washing up...

-Nice.

0:49:510:49:52

-..and have baking habits, so...

-That's sociable(!)

0:49:520:49:54

They... It's probably illegal these days, isn't it?!

0:49:540:49:57

I'm not going to tell you who employed me,

0:49:570:49:59

-but they were a lovely employer.

-LAUGHTER

0:49:590:50:01

But, so, yeah, so I was around - they never actually trusted me

0:50:010:50:04

to do anything with the food - they weren't that stupid, love 'em.

0:50:040:50:06

As lovely as that is, we won't get it in the oven,

0:50:060:50:08

so shall we get it on there?

0:50:080:50:10

-Shall we pop that on?

-There you go.

0:50:100:50:12

Right.

0:50:130:50:14

So, yeah, so that's how I started. So, for two years,

0:50:140:50:16

I'd get up in the morning,

0:50:160:50:18

go and harvest as many doughnuts as I could get away with,

0:50:180:50:21

and then that was it - and then, obviously, it came to the point

0:50:210:50:24

where I could pick up enough bricks to be use on-site,

0:50:240:50:27

and then that was that for a while.

0:50:270:50:28

Just grab these scissors...

0:50:280:50:30

But it was still in there somewhere.

0:50:300:50:31

Exactly. And I kind of always loved it, and also,

0:50:310:50:34

kind of being able to have built a kitchen for my mum,

0:50:340:50:36

after basically having destroyed it several times...

0:50:360:50:39

-OK.

-You know what it's like when you're a kid, you experiment -

0:50:390:50:42

-you set fire to chip pans and various things...

-Yeah, the usual.

0:50:420:50:45

My mum's kitchen has basically been a shrine

0:50:450:50:47

to all of my baking mistakes over the years,

0:50:470:50:49

so, um, I was lucky enough to be able to make a new one

0:50:490:50:52

for my mum a couple of years ago.

0:50:520:50:54

-OK, so this is...

-I love your little methodical measuring thing

0:50:540:50:56

you've got going on. It's quite impressive.

0:50:560:50:58

Thank you - well, do you know what?

0:50:580:51:00

Like I said, everyone in my house is a bunch of gannets, and greedy.

0:51:000:51:02

So, you have to portion it.

0:51:020:51:03

So, unfortunate, unless you portion it fairly,

0:51:030:51:06

there's going to be a fight, frankly.

0:51:060:51:08

LAUGHTER

0:51:080:51:09

Yeah, Christmas is a lovely time of year, isn't it?

0:51:090:51:11

As long as you get enough sausage rolls. That's how it works!

0:51:110:51:13

Is it specific measurements apart,

0:51:130:51:15

or, like, if I went for, let's say, closer-together cuts,

0:51:150:51:19

-is that going to, like impede it?

-So...

0:51:190:51:21

Cos I'm a bit of a bake-a-phobe, so pastry's my nightmare.

0:51:210:51:23

So, for this one, I haven't done any measuring for this bit,

0:51:230:51:26

so, basically, we just cut it into quarters

0:51:260:51:27

and then cut it into eighths

0:51:270:51:28

-and cut it into 16ths, so you always end up with 16ths.

-OK.

0:51:280:51:31

As long as you're halving things as you go...

0:51:310:51:33

-You're bringing your building experience...

-So, 16 pieces.

0:51:330:51:36

-..to the baking. I quite like that.

-To the sausage meat.

0:51:360:51:39

Exactly.

0:51:390:51:40

So, it's not methodical, but every single roll has to be 22.5 degrees.

0:51:400:51:44

Quite right.

0:51:440:51:45

And if you've got a protractor in the kitchen

0:51:450:51:47

then you're sorted, aren't you?

0:51:470:51:50

So, bit of egg wash, and then we're going to slash these,

0:51:500:51:52

cos obviously it's been done with rough puff,

0:51:520:51:54

-so, in there you've got layers of fat...

-Yeah.

0:51:540:51:57

..layers of lard, layers of butter,

0:51:570:51:58

-and as we cook it...

-Lard and pork!

-Lard and pork!

0:51:580:52:02

-Great.

-Yeah, there's no calories at all,

0:52:020:52:04

I can guarantee that no-one will ever get fat

0:52:040:52:06

eating my sausage rolls(!)

0:52:060:52:08

So, do you think this will inevitably take over,

0:52:080:52:10

do you think, from the building?

0:52:100:52:12

Or do you like sort of balancing the two?

0:52:120:52:14

Do you know what? My old man is always asking me the same question

0:52:140:52:17

each year - "Come on, Rich, what are you going to do?"

0:52:170:52:19

Yeah, "When are you leaving?"

0:52:190:52:21

-Yeah!

-What's he telling you?!

0:52:210:52:22

Yeah, exactly.

0:52:220:52:24

"Ooh, crikey, it's getting a bit..."

0:52:240:52:25

So, anyway, yeah, I kind of like it, because I got into baking

0:52:250:52:30

mainly out of greed, and if didn't go on-site working it off

0:52:300:52:34

for a couple of days a week, I'd be the size of a house, probably.

0:52:340:52:37

-Right, OK.

-So, at the moment, I'm quite happy

0:52:370:52:39

-that we have a nice balance.

-Best of both worlds.

0:52:390:52:41

Then we slash all the way around.

0:52:410:52:43

Now, we've got, to go with this one, some cranberry sauce,

0:52:430:52:47

-but, you know, I'm a builder, and...

-Brown sauce.

0:52:470:52:51

Brown sauce is where it's at.

0:52:510:52:53

I was going to try and sneak it in, but, you know,

0:52:530:52:55

it is Christmas, so I felt the need to put a red one on -

0:52:550:52:57

but, yeah, brown sauce is where we are.

0:52:570:52:59

But that goes just as well with some mulled wine and a sausage roll

0:52:590:53:02

-of an evening, so...

-You're painting quite the image

0:53:020:53:05

of the builder's site - the modern builder's site.

0:53:050:53:07

Exactly!

0:53:070:53:09

Mulled wine, sausage rolls, cranberry sauce.

0:53:090:53:12

-When I...

-Do you make your own brown sauce with fresh tamarind?

0:53:120:53:15

-Do I make my own...?

-Brown sauce with fresh tamarind.

0:53:150:53:18

I do make my own brown sauce, sort of... Like you, I'm a Londoner,

0:53:180:53:22

so we have access to loads and loads of brilliant shops,

0:53:220:53:25

so, yeah, I get fresh tamarind and make my own brown sauce.

0:53:250:53:28

-Right...

-You just want to eat it - I would just want to eat it!

0:53:280:53:32

-I'm just like, "Get on with it!"

-Yeah, yeah!

0:53:320:53:35

You'll have to wait your turn.

0:53:350:53:37

-So, bang...

-I think after Lasagne-gate we learned

0:53:370:53:39

that nobody's going to wait for it to cool down.

0:53:390:53:42

Right, so, bang, in we go, at 200 for... Agh!

0:53:420:53:46

Half an hour.

0:53:460:53:48

-Lovely.

-Sorted!

-And then bring it out -

0:53:480:53:50

sadly, this is cold.

0:53:500:53:52

-ALL: Ahh.

-Sorry, guys.

0:53:520:53:53

Boo.

0:53:530:53:54

Sadly, it's cold - but, as if we didn't know, what's it called?

0:53:540:53:57

It's a sausage-roll wreath.

0:53:570:53:59

LAUGHTER

0:53:590:54:00

-Right, come on.

-Lovely. Wicked.

-Bring it over.

0:54:050:54:09

Right, then.

0:54:090:54:11

There you go - pork products.

0:54:110:54:13

Oh, yes!

0:54:130:54:14

I love the way you got straight in...

0:54:140:54:17

ALL SHOUT

0:54:170:54:18

He's a builder at heart, isn't he?

0:54:180:54:20

-Why has he got one?

-In my family, we call it combat eating.

0:54:200:54:23

-LAUGHTER

-It's true!

0:54:230:54:25

I thought you were going to pass it to Sabrina or something.

0:54:250:54:27

Straight in there.

0:54:270:54:29

Never mind, eh? Right, I'll just take mine.

0:54:290:54:31

Oh, yum!

0:54:310:54:32

-Have a seat.

-Thank you.

0:54:320:54:34

Can I point out that she's got six?!

0:54:370:54:39

Sabrina, you're welcome at my house whenever you want.

0:54:390:54:42

-I'd rather have brown sauce with that.

-Me, too.

0:54:430:54:46

-I know it's Christmas an' all, but...

-Bah, humbug.

-Yeah.

0:54:460:54:48

-That's really notice.

-Mm!

-Really delicious.

0:54:480:54:51

Even cold - that's the true test of a good sausage roll.

0:54:510:54:53

Even cold, it's delicious.

0:54:530:54:55

I got the chilli! Ohh!

0:54:550:54:57

Yeah, you'll find a bit every now and again.

0:54:570:54:58

-Yeah.

-It's flaked chilli in there, so you'll find it...

0:54:580:55:00

That's a damn fine sausage roil.

0:55:000:55:02

Now, Richard, what is your best piece of Christmas baking advice?

0:55:020:55:06

My best piece of Christmas...? Do a lot before -

0:55:060:55:09

-you can do these the day before...

-Right.

0:55:090:55:11

..and then you have less work to do.

0:55:110:55:12

Also, rely on your mum to plan it all for you.

0:55:120:55:14

-You know?

-LAUGHTER

0:55:140:55:16

-Get your mum to do it.

-Yeah, I mean, you know...

0:55:160:55:18

Get your mum to do it. Top tip.

0:55:180:55:19

Pull your weight...

0:55:190:55:20

Well, that's Richard's tip.

0:55:210:55:23

Now, here's more of my cheffy friends with their cooking advice,

0:55:230:55:25

to get you through the season.

0:55:250:55:27

My top Christmas tip would be preparation -

0:55:280:55:30

so, prepare as much as possible the day before -

0:55:300:55:32

and less is more.

0:55:320:55:33

Don't try and do five different potatoes, load of veg -

0:55:330:55:36

just keep it simple and do it really, really well.

0:55:360:55:38

So, preparation, and less is more.

0:55:380:55:41

Guys, when you're frying, deep-frying, shallow-frying, try

0:55:410:55:44

to use different kinds of fat -

0:55:440:55:46

not just olive oil or any vegetable oil -

0:55:460:55:49

go for duck fat, go for lard, go for beef fat,

0:55:490:55:52

and you can render it slowly.

0:55:520:55:54

It will give the food amazing flavour,

0:55:540:55:57

and it's another fun way to fry or saute anything.

0:55:570:56:00

My Christmas tip for you is, do a fantastic winter salad - like a

0:56:000:56:04

winter slaw with red cabbage, apple, raisins in there,

0:56:040:56:06

loads of flat-leaf parsley.

0:56:060:56:08

You can make it the night before, so, one less thing to do,

0:56:080:56:11

and you don't need to heat it up.

0:56:110:56:12

Serve it with your turkey. Happy Christmas.

0:56:120:56:15

I have this little tip that I usually decorate the table at home

0:56:150:56:19

with cloves stuck into oranges and clementines.

0:56:190:56:23

Then at the end of Christmas, I squeeze the juice out of them,

0:56:230:56:26

just freeze that juice with a little bit of sugar,

0:56:260:56:29

then you have a wonderful granita that you can scrape with a fork.

0:56:290:56:32

That's my tip to you.

0:56:320:56:34

They say you learn something new every day,

0:56:340:56:36

and I'm about to do just that, as Jane Parkinson is here with

0:56:360:56:39

a Christmas cocktail masterclass, but using beer.

0:56:390:56:44

I am. Let me show you hop-tails.

0:56:440:56:46

-Hop-tails are all the rage...

-Hop-tails?

0:56:460:56:49

-Do you like what I've done there?

-Amazing.

-Yeah.

0:56:490:56:51

-I'd like to say...

-Point from me.

0:56:510:56:53

I think the cool mixologists of London probably created that

0:56:570:57:00

somewhere along the line. Now I've just stolen it.

0:57:000:57:02

Actually, we've been drinking hop-tails for centuries,

0:57:020:57:05

since, like, medieval times, but it's just they've given it

0:57:050:57:07

a new sort of fancy name.

0:57:070:57:09

We've got three really fantastic ones here,

0:57:090:57:11

but I haven't got any mocktails this time.

0:57:110:57:14

The first one we've got is called HOPPY Christmas.

0:57:140:57:17

-I'm just going pun-tastic.

-Just do it, do it.

0:57:170:57:19

Exactly.

0:57:190:57:20

Do it. Do it. Here I've just got some blueberry syrup,

0:57:200:57:23

which you can make or you can just buy.

0:57:230:57:25

I've been a bit lazy and just bought it.

0:57:250:57:28

Then, on top of it, we're just going to add some tonic water.

0:57:280:57:30

Bog-standard tonic water.

0:57:300:57:32

Maybe fill it to about half a high glass to there.

0:57:320:57:36

On top of that, we've got some wheat beer. Wheat beer is generally...

0:57:360:57:40

If you're going to add a bit of flavour to it,

0:57:400:57:42

I wouldn't go too fancy when you're making hop-tails.

0:57:420:57:44

Just a couple of ingredients here and there is fine.

0:57:440:57:46

Wheat beer is quite good with floral things or fruity things.

0:57:460:57:51

This is very simple. It's your Hoppy Christmas.

0:57:510:57:55

Andi, that's got a straw for you with your name on it.

0:57:550:57:57

-It's like... You know those...

-Fruit beers.

-..Danish fruity beers?

0:57:570:58:01

-Fruit beers, that's it.

-I don't really like beer that much.

0:58:010:58:04

I don't like fruit beer.

0:58:040:58:05

For someone like me, it's quite nice, cos I don't like beer.

0:58:050:58:07

Some people who aren't so into...

0:58:070:58:09

-Sabrina is not into her wines, so she prefers beer.

-I really like it.

0:58:090:58:12

-It's quite yummy.

-Look at his face.

0:58:120:58:15

It's like a bad snakebite and black.

0:58:150:58:18

How dare you!

0:58:180:58:20

-How dare you.

-I like it.

0:58:200:58:22

No such thing as a bad snakebite. Let's move on.

0:58:220:58:25

Dagger through my heart, why don't you?

0:58:250:58:28

-I liked it, Sabrina liked it.

-Thank you, my love.

0:58:280:58:30

-OK, next one is called ReinBEER.

-OK.

0:58:300:58:32

You're really excelling on these.

0:58:340:58:37

-Thank you.

-You missed your calling.

0:58:370:58:39

What we've got is a liqueur that I love, which is Campari.

0:58:390:58:42

-Bitter, bitter.

-We're going to put half in each.

0:58:420:58:45

-Going to try and do half in each, over ice.

-Right, so not a lot, then.

0:58:450:58:49

Not a lot, no.

0:58:490:58:50

Little bit of... Not enough, is that what you were saying?

0:58:500:58:54

-What is that? Orange juice?

-Yeah.

0:58:540:58:55

A little bit of sparkling orange juice,

0:58:550:58:57

just to give it a bit of flavour.

0:58:570:58:58

Have I given you enough? Top it up with IPA.

0:58:580:59:01

-An ale?!

-Yeah.

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-An India pale ale.

-I cook with that.

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Hoppy beers, India pale ale has a stronger hoppy flavour,

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so they're quite good with citrus flavours,

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which is why I've got it with the orange juice.

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That's it, minus your reindeer. It's probably easier to drink without it.

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Cheers. I like the glass.

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-I don't know who's got that.

-What do you think of that, Rick?

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I'm expecting more abuse.

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I think he's a bit of a groany man...

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-He looks a bit of a groany man.

-Actually, I think that's nice.

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-It's a bit beery for me, that one. A bit heavier.

-That's a bit heavy.

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It's the hoppy flavours.

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I think my straw was right at the bottom, so that was just Campari.

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Then this very final one, we've got this...

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It's got coffee in it,

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so it's called Wake Me Up Before You Ho, Ho, Ho.

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Yes, I know. Shall we move on quickly?

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Here we've got some coffee,

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some espresso going over the ice,

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then, just to pimp up the coffee, cos there's not enough here,

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we've got some coffee liqueur.

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I know. Just go for it. Half. Half.

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Big on coffee. I think I might like this one.

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Big on coffee, but also big on stout.

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So stout... Ooh, gives quite a big...head.

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-One bigger than the other. There you go.

-I do like that.

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Dive in.

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I'm not sure who's got that one... Ooh, they're sharing.

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Lovely.

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-I like that.

-It's nice cos the coffee liqueur...

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Yeah, I like that. You like that?

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-You could grate a bit of chocolate on the top.

-That's nice.

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Thank you, Jane.

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It's time to go back to 1975

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and visit the original TV celebrity chef, Fanny Cradock.

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Here's one of her fascinating recipes - Christmas cake.

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The finished appearance of your iced Christmas,

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birthday or other celebration cake must depend, and does,

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wholly, upon the preparation of the tin in the first place.

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So, let's take that for a start.

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This is a sliding base bake tin,

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which is the ideal kind to have if you can manage it.

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I'm not going to push it up now,

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cos it's just got the papers inside and it'll all collapse.

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Inside is the paper cut to the depth of your cake,

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which you measure, plus its diameter and one inch.

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All of this is written down in this booklet,

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which has got so much in it.

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It's not a booklet, really, it's a small book.

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You cut it an inch and a half higher than the depth of the cake.

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Then you oil it on both sides, not just on one. Look, see what I mean?

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If you oil it on both sides, then that side sticks to the tin

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and this side is oiled so that the mixture won't stick to it.

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It makes the whole thing easier.

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So, now, that's how we're going to have our cake tin,

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you and me both, when we make our Christmas cakes.

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Obviously I've done the buttercream.

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I'm not giving you quantities now,

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because everything is in the booklet.

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I've creamed that until it's loose and floppy.

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I want you to see just how easy it is to make up these mixtures.

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In here, I've got four lots of things - sultanas,

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chopped and seeded raisins, glace cherries, and peel.

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You don't want to make any mistakes with this cake,

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because it's a pretty naughty one, you know,

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this price range that we're living with at the moment.

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On the other hand, we do want one piece of decent cake in the year.

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A few walnuts going in.

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Then the flour, which is mixed with cornflour.

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I want you to have one decent piece of cake.

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I think we can always save and sacrifice for that.

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You see, everything can go in absolutely pell-mell.

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Plus a little bit of chopped angelica,

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little bit of glace cherries from the sweet shop,

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a little bit of glace ginger from the sweet shop, all diced up.

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Then you have your fluids all mixed up together in a jug.

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Now these fluids are the eggs, well beaten up,

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little bit of cheapest cooking brandy from a miniature bottle.

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Drop of orange flour water and rose water from the chemist.

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I'll have more to say about that, so please wait for it,

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but I put it in the booklet as well.

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Finally, the strained juice and the grated rind of an orange.

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I thought I'd have this here to show you I have strained the juice.

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The rind has already been grated.

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Don't grate it until you get down to the dead white,

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because then it makes the cake bitter.

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Then you slosh all that mixed pell-mell of fluids in there,

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and I have scrubbed and scrubbed downstairs in the make-up room

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and got my fingernails and hands spotless.

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Of course, there's no nail varnish on them.

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I'm going to use them, unashamedly,

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because that's the best way to make a good cake.

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You work up your mixture like this.

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You take it and squeeze it through your fingers.

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I hope you can see this really well.

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I'm tipping it as far as I dare without tipping the entire contents

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on to the table.

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You simply use a squeezing motion so that you bring the flour

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into everything else.

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Hold it like this so that you get a really good view. Work it up.

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Then, once again, that same old thing that you and I've said

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about somebody that you've never really liked.

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You give it a good slosh like this, but you've really done the work.

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Come on, Sarah. You know my Sarah.

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She's going to help me at this next stage.

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Then you dump that into there.

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That one bit on the table, Sarah.

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That's not bad, is it? That's it.

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A filthy hand. Would you take that for me, darling?

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Thank you very much.

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Now you bang that down... No! Bang that down. Sorry for that noise.

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Bang that down with your knuckles.

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Make sure that when you've got it in... I'll clean my hand presently.

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..when you've got it in, you use a spatula.

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I'll show you this, because I must do this vertically,

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then I'll tip it up for you.

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You run it round with a spatula and you make sure that there's

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the faintest of indents in the middle. Very, very faint.

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Then, like that, with my filthy hand -

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we can't waste that glace cherry - I can lift it up and show it to you.

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You can see what it's like.

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Like that, it goes into the oven, which has been preheated for me.

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It's now at low.

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One shelf below centre, gas mark 4.

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That stays for exactly one hour.

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There it is.

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What's this bit about fruit sinking in the middle

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and going down to the bottom?

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It's money for old rope, isn't it?

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She really is the gift that keeps on giving.

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Is it just me? I'm worried for Sarah, really worried for Sarah.

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Anyway, there's more Fanny next week.

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Right, time now for some festive competition.

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Every day, we're going head-to-head with our own ideas

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for a classic Christmas ingredient in a competition

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that we've called Yule Decide.

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WHOOPING

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The prize is a big old bauble.

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So far, my tree is weighted down with three,

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and Andi's has got this one brown one.

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Stop talking about it not having any lights on! Don't point at my bauble.

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I've been fine about it, today I'm just not fine about it, all right?

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Jane has today's bauble.

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-Jane, please reveal what it is we're playing for.

-Show us my bauble.

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-Get the bauble out.

-It's another very, very special one.

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Paying homage to Rick's new show,

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we have one that's filled with coins.

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-Ooh, I like those.

-Everything to play for.

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Have you ever had an homage, Rick?

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Today's ingredient is an absolute Christmas staple - Brussels sprouts.

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Matt, what are you doing with yours?

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-OK, I'm doing a little pasta dish.

-Are you?

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Who doesn't like a pasta dish at Christmas?

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Everyone likes a pasta dish at Christmas.

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I'm doing a really rich pasta dish with a bit of Stilton, Parmesan...

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See, this is why he keeps beating me -

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he puts loads of butter and booze in everything.

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I am making more of a Christmas side dish.

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I'm doing shredded Brussels sprouts with streaky bacon,

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toasted almonds and loads of butter.

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Yum, yum!

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-Go away.

-Shall we do it? LAUGHING:

-Let's get on with it.

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-Right.

-Right.

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A bit of sage in there, a bit of garlic, my mandolin...

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You do have bacon, though, Andi.

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-Pardon?

-You do have bacon, though.

-I do have bacon.

-The secret weapon.

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Bacon and butter, I'm going with, actually. I'm just going to...

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I'm just getting the garlic sort of crushed down enough

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so that we don't have big hunks of really hot...

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So I've just got a bit of sea salt on there with it.

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Just crushing it down.

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I've got my bacon in there crisping up, the shallots are softening up.

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This garlic is going to go in, then I'm going to shred my sprouts.

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Those almonds are crushed up and they're also already toasted.

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Garlic business is a waste of time, Andi. Just get the granules.

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LAUGHTER

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You see, you couldn't really...

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You could... I would not put garlic granules in this.

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You wouldn't use garlic granules in this, would you, Sabrina?

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No, it's crazy.

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It's just like replacing a whole turkey with a crown.

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It's quite a nice way of making... You know the thing I do with garlic?

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-I just always have garlic paste in my fridge.

-Me too.

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I make it once a week.

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OK, so in here I've got some garlic, butter...

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Ooh, a bit of my garlic there. I've just shredded up the sprouts.

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Into that, I'm going to chuck... Just saute them off a little bit.

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-Chuck some wine.

-See? Booze.

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-Reduce that.

-I love a flambe.

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Then I'm going to add cream. Just tasty things, really.

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Cream and cheese and Stilton. That's pretty much it.

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But no bacon.

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I know this isn't the competition bit,

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but Matt shredded his sprouts so much quicker than you, Andi.

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Do you know what?

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It's been nice seeing you, Rick, but it's been a while, hasn't it?

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Matt, when you're cooking with wine,

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-is there a particular wine that you use, or...

-Just something I'd drink.

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I'm just going to give this bacon a little bit of...

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You don't want it flabby. You don't want it flabby.

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Flabby bacon is not good.

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I'm just going to reduce this wine. It's nearly there, actually.

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In with some cream... Little bit of the cheese.

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Little bit of Stilton, bit of Parmesan.

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-I'm nearly there, actually.

-Are you?

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Yeah, no, well, the bacon's nearly there, is what I mean.

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You know what I'm a very big fan of? Brussels tops.

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-Oh, yeah, they're nice.

-I love Brussels tops.

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I actually had a vision that both your dishes combined

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would be rather lovely.

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In fact, in my house, that's what would happen.

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It's becoming quite comforting, actually,

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-having a little cook-off at the end.

-It's all right, isn't it?

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A gentle little cook. Oh, turned the wrong one off. Right.

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Nearly there.

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I am going to put my Brussels sprouts in,

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and then I chuck the almonds in at the end. A little more butter.

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I don't want it to get too greasy.

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Hey, it's getting very lively in there.

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It's the fat with the bacon. Nice.

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-Nice, it's...

-We're looking forward.

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This is your general kind of area, isn't it?

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I've got pork for you over there, so I'm one up.

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The pork exec, I believe, was his words.

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-Pork exec, thank you.

-As opposed to pork boy?

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The pork executive is definitely better, you're right.

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Brussels are going in now.

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That's good.

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-That's really good. You nearly there?

-Yeah, nearly there.

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My Brussels have just gone in...

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I'm going to put some of these almonds in now.

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I'm nearly there. This is a really nice little side dish.

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I would have this at lunch.

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-Are you plating up there?

-Nearly.

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Just getting a little bit more Brussels in there

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so the Brussels-to-bacon ratio is correct.

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Is that, like, triple the bacon and quarter the Brussels?

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Just, like, keep putting it in until it looks right.

1:10:531:10:56

-Right, are we good to go?

-Yeah, two secs.

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Melting that last bit of butter. Oh, crikey, missed.

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Marks off for that.

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No-one saw, Andi, no-one saw.

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Ooh, that looks nice.

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Look at the mess, oh, look at the mess.

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On to there.

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I do like Brussels.

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I can never understand why people don't like Brussels sprouts.

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-Ready?

-Ready, girl.

-Gorgeous.

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All right, lovely people, would you like to come over, please?

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-Yeah!

-Yeah!

1:11:281:11:30

-Cutlery?

-There you go.

1:11:301:11:33

THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

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-Ooh, yum.

-Good-looking.

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Going in for yours.

1:11:411:11:43

Everyone started with Andi's. Is that a sign?

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-Yeah, don't worry, Matt.

-He's not worried.

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That's really good, Andi.

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-Mm!

-Nice.

1:11:511:11:52

Delicious.

1:11:521:11:55

-Ooh, you really taste the blue cheese as well.

-Love blue cheese.

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Yeah, it's so rich.

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Oh, that's a bit of a tall order, actually.

1:12:011:12:03

-It's really tough, isn't it?

-I think we could combine them.

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I know, let's do that. Sorry, guys.

1:12:071:12:09

Are you going to mix them together?

1:12:091:12:11

Yeah, I think they actually work really well.

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There's only one bauble.

1:12:131:12:14

There's only one bauble. You need to make a decision, please.

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OK. OK.

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Let's have a little confer.

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Start with me? Oh, you're doing one at a time?

1:12:211:12:22

-No, I think we're just going to...

-They're going to confer and then...

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-A serious discussion.

-Rick is the quiz master.

1:12:261:12:28

We'll just keep eating. We're not sure.

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You take your time.

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It's a really tough decision. Keep trying, guys.

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Homes Under The Hammer will be on soon.

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Oh, I love Homes Under The Hammer. Come on.

1:12:391:12:43

Anyone fancy dessert?

1:12:431:12:46

All right, we've come to a decision.

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Both absolutely delicious,

1:12:501:12:52

but we are going to get a bit more activity on Andi's tree.

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Yes!

1:12:571:12:58

CHEERING

1:12:581:13:01

I just want to feel the moment. Let me just feel the moment.

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It was the pork exec.

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I am genuinely flooded with relief.

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-Oh, my God.

-Your daughter will be happy.

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My daughter was about to kill me.

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Well, that's all from us on Christmas Kitchen.

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Thanks to today's team -

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Sabrina Ghayour, Richard Burr, Jane Parkinson

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and, of course, Rick Edwards.

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We're all looking forward to watching Impossible.

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All of our recipes are on the website.

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Go to bbc.co.uk/christmaskitchen.

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We're back on Monday with the star of Citizen Khan, Adil Ray.

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We'll also have recipes from Ben Tish and Bake Off's Jo Wheatley.

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And we'll be digging into the festive archives to get some

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inspirations from the Hairy Bikers, Nigel Slater and Delia Smith.

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-See you on Monday at 10am.

-See you.

-Bye!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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