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The heart of my home is the kitchen,

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and it's here that I love to cook delicious meals

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for my nearest and dearest.

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Cheers!

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There's no better way to celebrate everything good in life

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than sharing some great food with the people you love.

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These are the dishes that I cook when I want to bring people together.

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These are my home comforts.

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We all like to make a splash when we cook for friends,

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but for most people there just aren't enough hours in the day.

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But I've got a range of show suppers that are guaranteed

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to impressed your mates, even if you're short on time.

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So on your marks, and get set

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to create some quick and easy memorable meals.

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A bowl of beauty!

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'My gran's old shortbread recipe is rapidly transformed

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'into something very special.'

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Now, if this isn't showing off, I don't know what is!

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'And this seafood treat is cooked up for Carol Kirkwood,

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'whose fast filleting skills really need some improvement.'

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So, this looks like my dog's eaten it.

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CAROL LAUGHS

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You cheeky thing!

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But if you really want to make your guests sit up and take notice,

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why not kick off with these - my tandoori chicken lollipops?

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So, what I thought I'd do is a lovely little dish using chicken legs.

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Now, not very glamorous, are they?

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Often sort of deep-fried in breadcrumbs,

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but these can be absolutely fantastic

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in a lovely little marinade, in a tandoori marinade

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served with a nice cucumber riata.

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So what goes into that marinade?

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I use equal quantities of garam masala, cumin

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and hot chilli powder, then add some turmeric and cinnamon.

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Now, this is a tandoori marinade that I use quite a lot.

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Not only is it good for chicken,

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but it works really well with fish and also game -

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if you've got things like venison, this is a fantastic mixture to use.

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To finish it, grate some ginger, leaving the skin on,

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then add garlic, the juice of a lemon and some full-fat yogurt.

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You don't have to use chicken drumsticks for this

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but I think the way you prepare them is really special,

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which turns them into sort of a food that you'd normally eat in the car

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on your knee into a food that you can serve for a dinner party,

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and it's all in the preparation.

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All you need is a good knife, a heavy knife,

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and a pair of pliers.

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Yes, pliers.

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Very clean kitchen pliers.

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But start with that sharp knife.

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Now, use the bottom of the knife and then give it a whack....

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straight through, right through the tendons, everything.

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Then turn your attention to this side

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and then again with the base of the knife, give it a whack...

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straight through the knuckle,

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and what you need to do is push this part of the chicken up through there.

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So, now you've got this little lollipop,

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this little drumstick pointing out of the top

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and you can see there's tendons there.

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What you need to do is remove these tendons,

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and the best way to do that is with a pair of pliers -

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grab them and just yank them out.

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There's about five or six per drumstick.

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They're actually so easy to pull out.

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Once you've done that, just chuck them in the marinade.

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Coat them thoroughly and leave in the fridge overnight.

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I've got some...

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that I prepared earlier.

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Then put them onto a baking tray

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and give them 15 to 20 minutes in a very hot oven.

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Now, to serve with that as a nice little dip

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we are going to do a nice little cucumber raita.

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So for that we need garlic, chilli,

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bit of cucumber, some coriander,

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mint and cumin, and not forgetting that yogurt.

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You need to cut the cucumber really finely

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so it will coat the chicken evenly when you dunk it in.

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Then chop the coriander.

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The first time I tried the combination of these ingredients,

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they were on little skewers, little venison pieces, strips,

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in the tandoori marinade on the fire pit in a tandoor oven.

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And just served with this little dipping sauce,

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it just tasted fantastic.

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The freshness of the flavours,

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it says everything about Indian cookery.

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To finish, add some full-fat yogurt

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and a good squeeze of lime.

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By now the chicken lollipops should be ready.

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So serve them with the riata and some lime wedges.

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How good does that look?

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A bowl of beauty.

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You get a nice bit of bone

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that you can grab and hold

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while you dive in.

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That tandoori marinade is delicious,

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little squeeze of lime dunked into that raita.

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It says everything about Indian food in one bite.

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Simple ingredients, but just out of this world flavours.

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A perfectly balanced blend of tandoori spices,

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gently cooled by the cucumber and yogurt raita.

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Anything that looks this good deserves to be shown off,

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so why not do it at your next dinner party?

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When I'm entertaining at home, I love to serve up a sweet treat.

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Impressive desserts come in all shapes and sizes,

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but they don't have to be complicated to make.

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So I'm serving a family favourite, tangy lemon pud,

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that takes very little time and effort.

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Now, the key to a show-stopping dessert for me is simplicity,

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and you don't get any more simple than a lemon posset.

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Now, it's one of the oldest desserts around,

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it originates from about the 15th century,

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and we used to use dairy, particularly milk back then,

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thickened with a little bit of ale or mead or even cider

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to sort of almost curdle and cook the milk, if that makes sense.

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Nowadays, of course, we still keep the dairy but we use double cream,

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and instead of that mead and everything else we use lemon.

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So the first thing I need for this recipe is a combination of sugar

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and double cream.

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Now, you have to make this out of double cream really

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because it doesn't set with single cream

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and it certainly doesn't set really well with milk,

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you get almost like a blancmange sort of texture.

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So the first thing we're going to do is throw our cream into the pan.

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Bring it to the boil along with some sugar,

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then add the juice and zest of two lemons.

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It's the acidity of the lemon that helps the posset set.

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Now, this has to be one of the simplest desserts around

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cos it mainly only uses three ingredients,

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but the flavour from it is really fantastic

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and it all comes from the lemon.

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I remember my gran making simple lemon possets

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and it was done exactly the same way as I'm doing here it.

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It's a very, very quick and simple little dessert.

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Now, as the cream and the sugar comes to the boil,

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it almost looks like condensed milk in this pan.

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Now, you've got to keep your eye on it

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because the sugar can often sit at the bottom of the pan and burn

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while you are bringing it to the boil.

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And then add our lemon juice and lemon zest.

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Immediately, the mixture begins to thicken.

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When it resembles the consistency of custard,

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take it off the heat and ladle into bowls.

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You can see the texture of the cream has changed,

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it's started to thicken up.

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And then take these and pop them in the fridge.

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They will take around an hour to set, which gives me time to do the baking.

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Now, it's all about showing off for a dinner party

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and to do that, I like to serve this with shortbread,

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but shortbread slightly made differently.

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And for that, you need some of these little nonstick moulds, really.

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This is ideal for this because it's a very delicate shortbread.

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Shortbread in its nature is very short, as in crumbly,

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and if we make it and then block it out and cut it up,

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you end up with little fingers, which are fine, to dip into the posset.

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But what this is is really delicate. You put them in the mouth

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and they just dissolve, that's the bit...

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You don't even need to bite them.

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I think that's the reason why my gran actually made these

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cos of her false teeth and stuff like that,

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they just basically dissolved in her mouth, but these are delicious.

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To get started, put 175g of plain flour, 90g of icing sugar,

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60g of ground almonds and 25g of cornflour into a bowl

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with my favourite ingredient.

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This is probably the reason why I fell in love with butter,

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cos it uses a whole packet -

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the entire block!

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And what we do now is just break this into pieces.

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Rub the chunks of butter

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and the dry ingredients together using your hands.

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Don't use a machine as you'll overmix it

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and the finished biscuits will be too hard.

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Keep mixing, and as soon as the heat of your hands

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brings the crumbly mixture together, you're nearly there.

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Now what you need to do is just mould these...

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into little balls

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and just put each one in this little mould.

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Now, you kind of have to do this in this little mould because

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this shortbread is so delicate, if I was to roll this out

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and put it onto a tray, it would basically spread everywhere

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and go all over the place.

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Now these shortbreads need to bake for about eight to ten minutes only,

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that's all they'll take to cook.

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Now, to increase the flavour of those lovely shortbreads

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that are in the oven, I'm just going to take some strawberry jam

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and what you have to do is bring the jam to the boil

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to almost reconstitute it, to make it back to a liquid again -

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just a tiny bit of water and then just heat this up.

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Now, you certainly don't want to overcook these,

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and you can see from the texture what happens,

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they just slightly souffle up. Now these will collapse back down again

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but what you have to do while they're still warm

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is make little indentations, cos you want the jam to sit in the middle,

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and for that, you just need your little finger...

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press it in the top.

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Now, to fill these, you need to fill them with a hot jam

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otherwise you just end up with a dollop sat on the top,

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so by warming it up, just get this nice texture to it.

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And once you fill the centres, we can then cool this down

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and just decorate our posset.

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You can do this any way you like. I'm using chopped figs,

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strawberry quarters and sprigs of mint.

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And once the shortbreads are cooled, it's time to show them off.

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And all you need to do with these is just carefully pop them out.

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These are so delicate, these things, they almost break in your hands.

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Now, if this isn't showing off, I don't know what is.

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And you do it in no time at all,

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this entire dish is done in less than an hour.

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And what I love about this,

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the biscuits just cut through the richness of the posset.

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This is very good!

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These buttery shortbreads with their fruity topping

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are the perfect partner for the tangy posset.

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Don't forget to share them!

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Another way to impress a hungry crowd is by serving top-class seafood.

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Langoustines in particular are one of my true favourites

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and they don't come any fresher than Kieran Quinn's, caught off the coast

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of County Mayo in Ireland.

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The waters of Clew Bay have always been a part of his life.

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We were always on the shore in little rowboats going fishing.

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My father was a boat-builder at one time

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so we were always repairing boats, painting boats.

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From a young age, from as early as I can remember

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all I ever wanted to do was go fishing.

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So Kieran is off to catch langoustines,

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a succulent white shellfish.

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They're sometimes called Dublin Bay prawns.

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Even though they do look like a giant prawn,

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they're more closely related

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to a slightly more exclusive sort of seafood.

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Langoustine, it's a similar texture to lobster

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but the flavour is stronger,

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it's more distinct and quite sweet.

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Kieran is on his way out to collect his catch

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from fishing pots called creels.

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A creel's a steel frame with a net over the outside of it.

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We bait the creels with herring and set that on the ground.

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The creels are very light, they sit on the seabed -

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they don't dig in, they're not dragged across the seabed,

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so when we haul them back, very little disturbance to the seabed.

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Along with the fisherman who depend on Clew Bay for their living,

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there are seals and sea birds too.

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Kieran's low-impact style of fishing means they all continue

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to benefit from these rich waters.

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800 baited creels are waiting on the seabed,

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so hopefully some hungry langoustine have been fattening up nicely

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inside each one.

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These are swimmer crabs.

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Also hermit crabs, where a crab has taken up residence in their shell.

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These squatters are not the luxury guests he was after,

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but he doesn't have to wait long for his prize.

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Getting to see a couple of prawns now.

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Using creels is a selective way of fishing.

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The live catch Kieran doesn't want, including juvenile langoustines,

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can be returned to the sea.

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These prawns are probably big enough for some fisheries,

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but for the live market that we go for

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these are not big enough, so we return them.

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Next year these will be big enough to catch.

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You need to keep your prawns in these trays,

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or as we call them tubes - they fight a lot.

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Left in a large tub together, these feisty langoustines

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would simply rip each other apart,

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something that must be avoided at all costs!

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A number one priority for the prawns, for the live market,

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is to have the prawns alive when they arrive to the customer.

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Because of the tides,

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he only has five hours to empty all of the creels,

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rebait and return them to the seabed before heading back to the port.

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Most of his catch, however, is travelling further afield.

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Because they're alive when they arrive in the restaurant,

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the restaurant owner can charge top dollar for them,

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and as a result we get top dollar for our product.

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The biggest market for our product

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is in France and Spain, unfortunately.

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When you see prawns in the supermarket for 5.99

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for a packet of peeled prawns,

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whereas the prawns that we have here,

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in the likes of Spain, may be 100 euros a kilo.

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At that price, it's no wonder langoustines are considered

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an expensive delicacy,

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but thankfully local customers can enjoy them too.

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Eagerly awaiting today's fresh catch

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is County Mayo chef Aine Maguire.

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We don't always have them every week, it depends on the weather.

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So when we have them I have a list of people who I have to call

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and say, "OK, I have Kieran's prawns now,"

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and they come and get them, they come and eat.

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They're beautiful things, and I'm very, very proud of them.

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For some bizarre reason I feel proud that they're from my locality.

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And at a restaurant on the bay,

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Aine can't wait to cook this five-star local shellfish.

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These are showstoppers, you know, you give these to your guests

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and they are certainly going to be wowed, and for loads of reasons.

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The flavour is extraordinary,

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it brings a little bit of drama to the table.

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Produce this good and this fresh

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needs to be cooked as simply as possible.

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Aine just fries them off with home-made Irish butter

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and parsley, with a squeeze of lemon.

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Langoustine in the main are a prime product,

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but these, to me, seem to be the best of the best.

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They're delicious.

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In the dining room tonight, there's a tough crowd to please.

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It's Kieran's family and friends.

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They're really, really sweet and succulent.

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They're just delicious, I can't tell you!

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It's a little bit of heaven, and you just know it's good

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and it's from a really good source.

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Sweet and buttery and messy and, er...

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I just want to lie down and have me tummy tickled.

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LAUGHTER

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I think that means he likes them!

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It's humbling, to be honest, and to see the reaction of the people.

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And the fact that I caught these this morning,

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we're here eating them now,

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it's an absolutely beautiful meal.

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It's perfect.

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Even if you do have to shell out for this sublime seafood,

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your dinner guests will thank you for it.

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Today, I'm preparing for a guest of my own,

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one who just loves shellfish.

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It's the nation's smiliest presenter, Carol Kirkwood.

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-Hey.

-Hello!

-How you doing?

-Good to see you.

-You all right?

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-Yes, thank you.

-Good to see you.

-It's lovely!

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-Do you like it?

-I love it.

-Come on in.

-Not so keen about the weather.

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-Mind the killer dog.

-Oh, hello! Aren't you cute?

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-It's always the dog that gets more attention!

-What's the doggy's name?

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-This is Ralph.

-Ralph, you are so cute!

-Yeah, ultimate guard dog.

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Come on in.

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Like Ralph, Carol has to earn her keep,

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so she's going to help me make one of her seafood favourites.

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Well, I say help, but that might be pushing it.

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-Well, Carol, welcome to my kitchen.

-Thank you.

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It's a foreign place for you, I know what you're like in the kitchen!

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I know, I don't recognise half of these utensils, James!

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-I'm hoping you're not expecting me to do anything.

-I am,

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I'm expecting you to do a lot because I thought

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as a little homage to you we'd do

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kind of a lovely little dish that brings back memories

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-of your childhood.

-Yeah.

-We're going to do lemon sole.

-Oh, lovely.

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And we're going to do langoustines, which we've got to have,

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-from your neck of the woods as well.

-Mm!

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-We can incorporate the whole lot together, all right?

-Right.

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The first thing we are going to do is get on our lemon sole.

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Now, we've got this beautiful piece of fish, all right?

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-Look at that, wow!

-Now, you know,

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you've kind of got to know what to do with it though, you see?

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Well, normally I have it on a plate and it's already been done

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so I just enjoy it, James.

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Well, this is a prime example of what sole are, really.

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They live on the bottom.

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Generally sandy, that's why they're this colour,

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and obviously the underside of it is that colour

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cos they blend in with their surroundings like that.

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Now, what we've got to do is, there's four fillets on a flatfish.

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-One there, one there, one there and one there.

-Yeah.

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And we want them all removed.

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Don't look at me! I wouldn't have a clue!

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What we're going to do is, we are going to take off this bit first.

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Now, the chefs call this the skirt.

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Now, naturally there's a line down there, look,

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there's even a guide for you, Carol.

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I don't like the way this is going, James.

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-There's an A to B so we follow this down. Now, you can hear...

-Yep.

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KNIFE SCRAPES BONE

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-You've hit the bones.

-Hit the bone, right.

-Yeah.

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Now, you take the knife and you start from one end to the other

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and you're rolling the knife against the side of the bone, like that.

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Right. I know you're a brilliant chef,

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but looking at you doing this, did you ever consider surgery?

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I wasn't clever enough, definitely not clever enough.

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I wasn't clever enough to do the weather either,

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-I was far from clever enough.

-Not true.

-Well...

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Cos you were, I mean, you were brought up in Scotland obviously,

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you were brought up in the hotel trade, weren't you?

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That's right. I was brought up in a wee place called Morar

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which is in the northwest Highlands,

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And Mum and Dad owned a hotel and, in fact, my dad left school

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when he was about 12

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and he started out in the hotel as a shoeshine boy

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and eventually he worked his way up to buying the hotel.

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And, you know, in the meantime he married Mum.

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They had eight kids, so there were lots of us.

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So we were always in and out of the hotel.

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When I was at school, you know, we went to the local primary school

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which was just down the hill, or the brae as we would call it,

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and at lunchtime we'd come back to the hotel for lunch.

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And I was dying to stay and have, you know, a burger, some chips,

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-some tapioca.

-Right.

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But instead I was having lemon sole and salmon

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and all these wonderful things that I adore now, but in those days

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I just wanted to be the same as everyone else.

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Now, I've left you one to do - do you want to do that or should I?

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-Would you just do it, James? I'll watch.

-OK.

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You just don't want to get your hands dirty.

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I've just had my nails done!

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'When I've taken the fourth fillet off the bone,

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'we need to remove the skin from all the fillets.'

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You start at one end, you hold the knife flat onto the board, see that?

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The knife's staying exactly... Look at the angle, it's not like that,

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it's not like that, it's about 45 degrees and you wiggle the skin.

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And it just comes straight off.

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It's easy, this cooking lark, isn't it?

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You make it look easy, I have to say, James.

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You make your job look easy!

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Compared to this, my job is easy.

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You look... It's all on a green screen, isn't it, really?

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-There's not a weather chart nearby, is there?

-No, and do you know,

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I don't know my left from my right because there is a green...

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Seriously, because behind me there is a green screen,

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so what I see is when I look at the camera in front of me,

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but it's in reverse, so it's a mirror image. So when I do that,

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I know this is my left hand

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but when I'm looking at the camera it's more like my right hand.

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-It is, it's the opposite way round.

-Yeah. And the other thing is,

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because you're pointing at things that you can't see, necessarily,

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because they're not behind you, it's like tapping your head

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and rubbing your tummy at the same time.

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Well, so is this. Fillet it at the same time, off you go.

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-OK, so, 45 degrees.

-45 degrees.

-Wiggle it.

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Just wiggle the skin, not the knife, Carol.

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-Wiggle the skin.

-It's a slippery wee thing, isn't it?

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-CAROL LAUGHS

-It's...

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Yeah, you were never very good at this

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on Ready Steady Cook, either, all those years ago, were you?

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-Cooking is... Oops!

-Look at that.

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-Cooking isn't my forte, James.

-Bit more.

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-So you're supposed to have a lovely piece of fillet like mine.

-Oh, dear.

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This looks like my dog's eaten it!

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You cheeky thing! Listen, that's the first time I've done that,

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that's not a bad first attempt.

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'Luckily, we're using some of the fillets to make a rich mousse

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'for the sole, so I'll blitz Carol's in the blender

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'with an egg white and a dash of cream.'

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'Then put the mixture into a piping bag,

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'ready to put onto the remaining fillets.'

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Is there a particular area of the UK

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that has got better weather than others? Is that right?

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Tend to find Kent, is pretty good but also parts of Hampshire as well.

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And also we're closer to the equator, if you just look at it

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from that point of view, than where I come from in the Highlands.

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The other thing is, where I come from in the Highlands...

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You're doing a lot of talking to put you off from doing this,

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aren't you? I know what you're doing.

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"If I carry on talking, he'll just do all this,"

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and it'll just suddenly appear like a ready meal!

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You know me too well.

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I know you. No, this is your bit now. I want you...

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Are you any good at piping?

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-What do you think?

-You're going to be hopeless, but anyway...

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-Don't sit on the fence, James.

-I'm not, I'm from the north, you see.

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-Right, do you want to pipe it?

-OK.

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So you basically want to do this, all right?

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So you're just squidging it out in a circle.

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There's a particular way to do it, like that.

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Right, now, I'm going to put another piece on here.

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Oh, so you're making it like a sandwich, like a cake kind of thing.

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Like a sandwich?!

0:23:420:23:43

CAROL LAUGHS

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I deliberately did this. I thought, "This is a bit fancy, it's a bit...

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"But I reckon Carol could do this." I was totally wrong.

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'Hide the dodgy mousse under the top layer of sole,

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'then wrap it in some clingfilm and chill in the fridge.'

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'Meanwhile, it's time to prepare cauliflower three ways -

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'that's boiled, pureed, and grated into a salad.'

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-So we've got these little florets like this, OK?

-Yeah.

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So, do you get a chance to cook much at home, then?

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Well, the kind of cooking I do is really just to stay alive so it's...

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-Really?

-Yeah, it is, it's not fancy.

-OK.

-It's very basic kind of stuff.

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I mean, I like things like...

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Well, I love fish so poached salmon, salad, that kind of thing,

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sometimes I'll push the boat out and make a spaghetti bolognese...

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-Right.

-Usually it's from a jar over some mince!

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-Grab a pan there.

-Yep.

-All right.

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-Now, we're going to take some double cream.

-Yeah.

-OK.

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Little bit of double cream and you're going to take the cauliflower,

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all right, and then we're going to boil this.

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So, on that stove there, we'll fire it up.

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-Now you're cooking, now we're off, we're on.

-Brilliant.

-OK.

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We're going to take our florets, they're going to go in there,

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we're going to boil these for about two or three minutes.

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Now, with the leftover cauliflower, we're going to grate this.

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OK, just... Even the stalk?

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-No, just...

-The bit at the top.

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The right way up would help!

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-Right, so you don't do the stalk.

-No, just like that. Just the tops.

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-You ready with that?

-Yep, happy with that.

-Good.

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-Can I leave you with that?

-Yes.

-Try not to get your nails in it.

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'While Carol gets to grips with the grater, I drain the boiled florets.

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'And although she's doing her best with the cauliflower and boiled eggs,

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'I think I'd better be the one to shell the langoustines.'

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-Beautiful bits of shellfish.

-Yeah.

-When you break them open,

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I think they're one of the most tastiest pieces of seafood around.

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'Shellfish like these need careful handling,

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'so take your time to avoid damaging their delicate flesh.'

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'Take the cauliflower and cream off the hob then blitz into

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'a rich and velvety puree.

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'What do you think, Carol?'

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Mm. Oh, that's lovely.

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-Happy with that?

-Mm.

-All right.

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Now, we're going to finish this off now cos we're going to

0:26:080:26:11

cook our piece of fish. You've got a little bamboo steamer

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and we take this and place it over the top.

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We're going to steam this for about six minutes.

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'All we need to do now is make a dressing for our cauliflower

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'and egg salad, using extra virgin olive oil and white balsamic vinegar.

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'Drizzle it over the top of the salad and over the langoustines.'

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-So, what we're going to do is take a spoon.

-Yeah.

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This is the salad mixture.

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That is so tasty, that salad mixture, I'm going to try that.

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It's nice, isn't it? Are you really going to try this?

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If you are saying that, I expect you to text me a picture.

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-Yes, OK.

-It's not going to happen, is it?

-No...

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THEY LAUGH

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'This delicate seafood is the perfect partner to the grated salad,

0:26:520:26:57

'rich cauliflower puree and the scattered florets.

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'The zingy dressing completes a luxurious dish

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'to satisfy any seafood lover.'

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-That looks brilliant.

-Are you happy with that?

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-I think that looks perfect.

-You like that?

-Yes, I do.

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Now, the idea is that I leave you in this kitchen

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and I'd like you to replicate that in six minutes. Off you go.

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Even if you don't have a willing commis chef,

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hosting a supper doesn't have to be difficult,

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and it's a great way of showing off your cooking skills.

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The question is, have I impressed my guest?

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Mm!

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You see the next time you have a dinner party,

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I reckon this is a dish to show off.

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If you come round and cook it, absolutely.

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If you give me the name of your fishmonger

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I'll get him to fillet the fish for you as well.

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You can find all the recipes from the series at...

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I've had an absolute ball, and do you know what?

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-I've learnt a wee bit from you today.

-I've learnt a few things.

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The next time somebody's teaching me to do something, keep talking,

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cos eventually they'll do it all.

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I've got you a little present.

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It's your own filleting knife...

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which, I'm going to prove a point here, I'm going to sign it,

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and I bet you the next time I come round to your place

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that signature's still on there.

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