Episode 2 Rick Stein's Cornish Christmas


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In programme one, I travelled around Cornwall looking for the spirit of the Christmas season,

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and I found it in local communities, from one end of the county to the other.

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Some of it steeped in traditions that are now hazy, but nonetheless real for that.

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Well, this programme is called A Cornish Christmas.

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How much more Christmas can it get than this, it's snowing! There is a God!

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In the small town of Lostwithiel,

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I found myself in a living Dickensian Christmas card, a sort of ghost of Christmas past.

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It was all to get inspiration for a banquet lunch

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that I prepared for some of the people I met along the way.

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We got together at Little Petherick Village Hall.

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Merry Christmas!

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Service! Service!

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This Christmas, my chefs and I have come up with a menu celebrating

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some of the best produce that can be found in Cornwall.

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Welcome to my little Christmas banquet.

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Seafood, of course, is my passion.

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And the dishes were all inspired by the wonderful produce that comes in locally.

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And it begins in the Fal Estuary.

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I'd heard about some wonderful prawns being caught around the Fal River by David Thomas.

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This would be an ideal pre-starter for our meal, and it's high time

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we started using these prawns in Cornwall, instead of sending 99% of them off to Spain!

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This is going to be not the first course, but like a pre-first course.

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To me, it's one of the best things you can have, when you sit down,

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and you're full of joy, having a drink, is to pick at some prawns.

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Look at these prawns.

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These came from Falmouth this morning.

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Look at those. You don't need to do anything but drop them into seasoned flour and fry them,

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very quickly, and serve them up with garlic mayonnaise, aioli.

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It's just perfect, you just dip it in the aioli and eat them, you eat them in the whole shell,

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because by frying them, the shell crisps up, and people don't mind.

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They don't notice, but actually, there's so much flavour in the shell.

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I've seasoned the flour with a little cayenne and some sea salt.

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And once the prawns are coated with it, they go straight into the hot oil, for just a few moments.

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Let them drain, and then serve them straight away, with another sprinkle

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of salt, and a good dollop of the freshly made aioli

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for dunking them in.

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The garlicky smoothness of the aioli just goes so well with

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the slightly crunchy prawns.

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Cheers, David!

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The Cornish coastline isn't always as benign as the Fal Estuary on a misty morning.

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The sea and the fishing industry still remain Cornwall's main claim

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to fame, and at this time of year, it's particularly perilous.

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# The mackerel shoals we hope to find

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# And soon we left Land's End behind

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# For Cornish lads are fishermen

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# And Cornish lads are miners too

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# But when the fish and tin are gone

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# What are the Cornish boys to do? #

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I never fail to be in awe of the guys at the sharp end of the fishing industry.

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Working day and night in conditions which most of us would do anything to avoid.

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I must say, it's really nice to be in Newlyn market again, albeit it is the middle of the night.

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They've just landed this beautiful-looking hake.

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I'm always banging on about hake.

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I don't quite understand why we don't eat more of it in this country.

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I think it's the best number of the cod family, and Phil Mitchell

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and his boys have been out in the Irish Sea fishing for this.

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They've got about 204 boxes,

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and there's five stone in a box, so that's about 6,500 kilos of fish.

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Hake is a bit of a good news story as far as fishing is concerned,

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there's plenty about, and the Spanish love it.

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This is all going off to Roscoff, but then it'll be distributed

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to all those hake-loving countries in Europe, like Spain, even as far as Italy.

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I've been filming in Spain recently, and one of the ways I love to eat hake

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is just cut into thin little steaks, about that wide, and cooked a la plancha,

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on a very hot grill, with just a little bit of olive oil, and served with caramelised onion and garlic.

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It's fab!

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Seeing that hake sees me want to use it in my Christmas banquet.

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My son Jack, who's one of my chefs, came up with this dish.

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Braised hake, with a seasonal Cornish salad.

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What's that? Purslane? Sea purslane?

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And that is sea beet, from the seashore.

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Various different cabbages, red cabbage,

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hispi, beetroot, cavolo nero, but Cornish.

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What about these?

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Pomegranate? Not exactly Cornish?

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It's the only winter fruit I could think of at the time, but I just thought, the colours and everything,

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-went for the Christmas ornament, sort of holly bush.

-And berries.

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And berries. That's the pomegranate, that's where that's come from.

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Brilliant. I've never asked you this, Jack, so it seems a good time, but why are you doing this?

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Just to please me, take over the family business? Do you like cooking?

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Yeah, to get your undivided attention, mostly, and because I love working weekends and late nights(!)

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The base of this sauce is beetroot, so in order to extract the juice,

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it goes into a rather posh food processor to be blitzed.

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You can do it at home by simply softening the beetroot and putting it through a sieve.

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The idea here is to get that rich colour of Christmas.

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OK, the first thing we need to do is chop the veg, so just give us a hand here.

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-Nice and tight.

-How fine do you want?

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-You mean... Tight means fine?

-Yeah.

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It's not really the time of year for a conventional salad, so best to use what's available.

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You can tell which the youth is here, going like crazy there.

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I just like to be a bit more methodical, go along at my own... my own speed.

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This is almost like a really vibrant coleslaw - all the different leaves will each have a very particular

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influence in the salad, and none will be too prominent.

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The whole thing will have plenty of crunchy crispness, which will complement the warm, flaky fish,

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and the cavolo nero leaves will be slightly bitter against the slivers of beetroot.

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The chunky fillets of hake are pan-fried in a little butter,

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skin side first, of course, to hold them together.

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Once the skin's nicely caramelised and flipped over, coat them with more melted butter.

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Don't they look good as they take a little bit of golden colour?

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Now put in a good glassful of sparkling wine to deglaze the pan and gather every scrap of flavour.

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Add a ladleful of fish stock, and then cover the pan and let the fish poach for just a few minutes.

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I like the idea of the pomegranate seeds.

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How come you came up with that?

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Just thought of a non-toxic holly berry, really, just for the final dish.

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I just remember seeing around the house in wreaths, dried out pomegranates adorning the middle.

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-That's really good, it's really imaginative stuff, Jack!

-Thank you very much!

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When the fillets are done, keep them warm, and add the juices from the pan to the beetroot dressing.

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Now, put in some rapeseed oil - Cornish, of course - and a dash of cider vinegar.

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Mix it all up, just like any other salad dressing.

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Put some on the salad, and toss it together just before you serve the dish.

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I can see you've thought about this, Jack, that's really nice. It really does look like Christmas.

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Can I just taste a bit?

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You know me, a bit more salt.

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-Just a tad more dressing, do you think?

-Yup.

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The whole thing is served on top of thinly sliced beetroot.

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And with Jack's pomegranate seeds mixed in with the rest of the saucy dressing, then dribbled around

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the edge of the plate, it all looks like a Christmas decoration itself.

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I'm still amazed that this extremely fine fish isn't more popular in this country.

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Why on earth do we not recognise our treasures instead of flogging them abroad?

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Just along the coast from Padstow is Port Isaac, where some of my newest friends come from.

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# We're making money with this sound

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# Rattle them winches, oh!

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-# Soon we'll all be homeward-bound

-Rattle them winches, oh!

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# Rattle them down and stamp and go

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# Rattle them winches, oh!

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# Rattle them down and stamp and go

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# Rattle them winches, oh! #

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Music is in the Cornish fishermen's soul, but only recently has the rest of the world woken up to that fact.

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These guys from neighbouring Port Isaac call themselves Fishermen's Friends.

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And they won a huge recording contract, which will bring their music to a much wider audience.

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I will definitely be inviting them along to my Christmas banquet!

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# Rattle them winches, oh!

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# Rattle them down and stamp and go

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# Rattle them winches, oh!

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# Rattle them down and stamp and go

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# Rattle them winches, oh!

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# Rattle them down and stamp and go

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# Rattle them winches, oh!

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# Rattle them down and stamp and go

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# Rattle them winches, oh! #

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I'm off with one of the boys, Jeremy Brown, to pick up his lobster pots, which I'm pleased to see,

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have plenty of lobsters and crabs in them.

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Even some tiddlers!

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They're the fastest ones to grow. They grow very quickly.

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Lobsters grow a little bit, little bit - these grow really quickly.

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This is really good fishing, I must say.

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See, in Padstow, there's this lobster hatchery,

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and when lobsters are born, they're born as little fry, tiny little things.

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They're up in the water for a long time, up with the plankton for a long time, then they get swallowed up.

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And they reckon 99% of all the little fry that are born are eaten by predators.

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-So what they do is take these tiny little lobsters and grow them to about two centimetres.

-Two inches.

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And then they put them back in the sea.

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And Jeremy is saying they get a lot of these in the sea, so it's good news.

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I assume they can fend for themselves, they can do a bit of damage with these claws now!

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-Wouldn't even want to get my finger...

-They'd give a pollack a little nip on the nose, or a bass!

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We just feed these up and throw them back, so it's almost like farming, in a way.

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It is, really.

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Only you're not having to pay for the feed.

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That one's just big enough.

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So you've got quite an optimistic future, lobster fishing.

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Then you've got your Fishermen's Friends as well.

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-That's right, it's all going on!

-How did you get involved in that?

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Well, we are literally all friends, and we would've been out, down the pub on a Friday night anyway.

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So why do you think fishermen sing on boats?

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The sea shanties on board sailing ships were actually essential to bring up the heavy ropes,

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to bring up the chains, the anchors...

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-So it's like...

-They'd have a chant going, sort of like...

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# In South Australia I was born Heave away... #

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Just to keep everyone in time. If you've got ten people pulling on a rope,

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you need 'em all to pull at the same time.

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It's no good one having a go, you need 'em all to lean back at the same time.

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And there's different shanties for different jobs.

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-# In the hold this gear must go

-Rattle them winches, oh!

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-# For Mr Mate has told me so

-# Rattle them winches, oh!

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# Rattle them down and stamp and go

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# Rattle them winches, oh!

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# Rattle them down and stamp and go

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# Rattle them winches, oh! #

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The boys will be back later at the banquet, where one of the other stars will be this lobster dish.

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I've got my Breton chef Stephane Delourme to come up with a lobster pithivier.

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He's cooked the lobster for just a short time.

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It shouldn't be cooked completely, because it's going to be finished off

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when the little pies are baked in the oven, and he doesn't want it to be overdone.

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Steph and I are making what I like to call a shellfish reduction.

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I'm just cutting up these lobster shells here -

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what a lot of people don't realise

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is how much flavour there is in a lobster shell.

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Also in prawn shells, also in crab.

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Once the smashed up shells are in with the sizzling vegetables,

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you add a large pinch of saffron, and another of cayenne pepper.

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Mix it together, and then flambe the pan with cognac.

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Add a generous glass of white wine, followed by some tarragon, and a pint of chicken stock.

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That has to cook away for an hour to extract all the flavour from the ingredients.

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Before you strain the liquor into another pan.

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For the filling, Stephane makes up a fish mousseline with uncooked hake.

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I'm keen to use this fish.

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Fresh double cream.

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One whole egg.

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And some finely chopped shallot.

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Then with another egg, beaten in a bowl, he adds some of the reduction,

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before gently folding in the smooth, creamy fish.

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Believe me, this is all worth it.

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The pastry is a straight forward puff pastry and the filling must always be generous.

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The lobster hasn't been overcooked in the first place, because it will

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cook some more when it's baked.

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And, of course, the fish mousseline will cook at that time, too.

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What would you have in Brittany over Christmas in Quiberon, then?

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We will have a lot of shellfish.

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Fruits de mer to start.

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We used to eat goose a lot, but it's mainly beef now.

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Beef en croute or a nice fillet of beef.

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And of course this is lobster en croute, really.

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Yes, it could be lobster en croute.

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But, yes, that's a bit posh for family.

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Now we use a lot of shellfish, a lot of fish, and a lot of wine.

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Before baking, just give them an egg wash to make them turn to a golden colour.

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And because he's a Frenchman,

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Stephane has an irresistible need to draw on them.

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But it does make them look very pretty.

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Back to the sauce to thicken it with butter and cream

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and to prepare a chiffonade of basil leaves.

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That's very French of me, isn't it?

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Very nice, very lobstery, isn't it?

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And the basil in just before it goes out.

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It comes out of the oven looking a bit like a high-class Cornish pasty,

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but don't be fooled by the looks.

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It would be superb on its own, but surrounded by that

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unctuous creamy sauce with basil,

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and it reaches a new plane altogether.

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Just thinking, at Christmas, just the best bottle

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of old white Burgundy I've got will go with this.

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I had in my head as I was eating that lovely...

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I mean, the saffron works really well with the lobster reduction.

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Very deluxe food, I'd say.

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-Bon appetit.

-Merci.

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Now, this is a new discovery for me in Cornwall -

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a delicious sparkling perry, made by Andy Atkinson near Foye.

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Pears in Cornwall have been around for many, many years.

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They're not very popular at the moment.

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We haven't got any major pear orchards in the county,

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but we have got records back in the National Trust properties

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that go back many, many years, of large pear orchards being around.

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And the Tamar Valley has all been a great area for growing soft fruits -

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strawberries, raspberries, cherries

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and pears were just the same, very popular many years ago.

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Perry in itself is a very traditional drink, and, you know,

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Christmas is all about that, it's all about tradition.

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Cider gets all the good press, if you'll pardon the pun.

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But I reckon it's time to raise the profile of Cornish perry.

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The pears are washed and pulped and every last drop of juice extracted.

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Nothing is wasted. Even the pulp is collected and used for animal food.

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But sadly for the animals, they get it before it's fermented.

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Merry Christmas!

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That's convinced me, then. I decided to use pears in a Christmas banquet

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and this time I have asked my pastry chef, Sam Eden, to come up with a suitable dish.

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She's going for a pear souffle.

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She is using soft, ripe sweet Conference pears

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and she's stewing them down with a little sugar and a small amount of the perry to enhance the flavour.

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Then she simply breaks them up into a sort of smooth compote

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and then thickens it with cornflour, also slaked down with the perry.

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She adds it slowly, because you can't afford any lumps in a souffle.

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What I really like about it, it's going to be really light,

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because you're just using cornflour and, what, you have some egg in there, I guess?

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Yeah, we mix it with a meringue,

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which is just egg white and sugar-based, so it's a lot more stable,

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which is great for a party, because everyone's always scared that they are going to collapse.

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We don't want that. It's too embarrassing.

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Especially with all the people we have got to serve.

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But I really love a souffle.

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I always think it's the mark of a good pastry chef to be able to make

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a lovely light and simply flavoured souffle.

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Well, I'm sure you all know how to make a meringue -

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with egg white, sugar and plenty of arm-aching whisking, until you get your peaks to stand up.

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When you have done it, simply put half into the pear compote and mix them thoroughly.

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Then put the other half in and fold it in gently so as not to lose the light fluffiness of the meringue.

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Pipe it into the buttered and sugared ramekins

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and make each one look tidy with a flat top.

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Now they're almost ready for baking.

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I love my Christmas puddings,

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but occasionally this would be a most welcome change.

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It's some days since my pastry cook days.

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Why do you rub your finger around there?

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-Because it helps bring the souffle away from the edge and helps to it rise nice and flat.

-Oh, I see.

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Well, you learn something every day!

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After about seven minutes, they'll have risen with a golden top.

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We're serving it with a home-made ice cream, again infused with perry,

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and some very smart and festive pear crisps.

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Now, Rick, with great respect here,

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many people might think that the food you're cooking

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for this sort of Christmas lunch is a bit on the sort of fancy side.

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Look, it's Christmas, OK. It's intended for after Christmas.

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I know you love your turkey, your cold stuffing,

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your pickled onions, your baked potatoes,

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but there's life after the cold turkey, if you catch my drift.

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OK, it is a bit elaborate.

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But we've got that lovely lobster pithivier, which is luscious and full of flavour.

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And Jack's little hake dish with the lovely winter salad underneath it.

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I think it's very light and just what you need after a heavy Christmas.

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We have got the shrimps. And we've got that souffle - it's just a little puff of air.

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Christmas - weeks of planning and preparation, and before you know it, the guests are turning up.

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Among them is Simon Reid, a man who knows heaps about the history of Cornish food.

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At Christmas, what traditionally did the Cornish do, what special things happened in Cornwall?

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There is the more revolting end.

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Pies were very popular in Cornwall

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for the feast, especially in the 19th century,

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and there is a particularly revolting one called muggoty pie.

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Muggoty? It sounds a bit revolting.

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It is, it is sheep entrails braised in clotted cream.

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-Really?

-Absolutely appalling.

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And also, in this part of world, one that was very popular was Cormorant pie layered with bacon and raisins.

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Which is absolutely disgusting.

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CHINKS GLASS

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I'd just like to welcome you all to this little lunch of Cornish produce.

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We are starting with some Falmouth Bay shrimps.

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Well, actually, they are a bit of a prawn, aren't they?

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We have got lots of nice courses to come, all with a Cornish theme.

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So let's have a bit of a drink!

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Cheers!

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-Somebody once told me you wouldn't come to my restaurant because you don't eat fish.

-I don't eat fish.

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I will eat that. It look good.

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Everybody else has got fish, so I've got fish as well.

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I'm touched!

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What was that one you were saying about some goat around here, you know a story about a goat?

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Well, Little Petherick, the first time I came to it,

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there was a well just out on the green

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and I can imagine in years gone by all the people came to the well

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for their daily water and I looked down the well and couldn't see the water.

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So I threw a stone down and never heard the splash.

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I thought, "That's very, very deep.

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"I must get something bigger than the stone."

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There was a railway sleeper and I dragged that over and I got one end up on the wall and edged it up

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on my shoulder, until I got sleeper -

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it was about 12 foot long and wet - crashing down the well.

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I could see the sleeper crashing down the well, but out the corner of me eye, a goat -

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he tried to kill me. He put his horns down, a goat, and he's flying.

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-And he had a nasty look on his face, Rick.

-He was trying to butt you down the well.

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I jumped out of the way and...

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Hur, hur, hur! Don't start me laughing.

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This goat jumped straight down the well.

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I just saw a goat disappear in the distance, gone out of sight. Gone.

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A fella come walking across the green, he said, "Good morning."

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I said, "Oh, good morning!"

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He said, you haven't seen a goat?

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I said no.

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"Well," he said, "he can't be very gone very far - he's tied to a sleeper!"

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Well, I hope you're enjoying our little festive lunch.

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That is damn good.

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I love Christmas in Cornwall. But I think one of the things that...

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I've got really upset about over the last few years, has been,

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it's become too absorbed with consumption and purchase

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and Christmas starts with bloody television advertisers.

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Good on you, Tim, I have to say!

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I love to hear this. You're a serious person.

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-But don't you feel that?

-I do.

-Some friends of mine did something that is really beautiful.

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They all agreed as a big family group that they would spend no more than a tenner

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and what they discovered was that normally at Christmas

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if you just at Christmas Eve go to a shop, buy something, it means actually nothing.

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People judge it according to how much money you spent, or whatever.

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They found that last Christmas, everybody couldn't wait for each other's presents to be opened,

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because each present had a story in it - the second hand book about fly fishing or whatever it was.

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Everything that was opened had meaning.

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It provided it with meaning.

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And a sense that you're thinking about the person you're giving the present to.

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Exactly. That is actually what it's supposed to be about, isn't it?

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You're off, aren't you? You're a busy man.

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I must fly on. Thanks for having me and great to see you.

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Just before you go, one final word about Christmas.

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Oh, Christmas is all about the kids, and the bonus is we get a new jumper as well, don't we?

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Do your best, Rick.

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Well, there you are. I hope you have enjoyed look at

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some of things that go to make a Cornish Christmas,

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and perhaps you will have a go at your own festive menu.

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It doesn't have to be too elaborate, just some great local produce closer to you.

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As for this one, everything seems to be going down very well.

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Anyway, however you're planning on spending your festive season,

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I wish you and everyone a very 'ansome Christmas and new year.

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Another chance to bang the old glass. Just been a lovely lunch.

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Thank you very much for coming.

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-Thank you very much.

-Cheers.

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APPLAUSE

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So, well, anyway, I think there's only one thing to do now which is to have

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a rousing chorus of something lovely and Christmassy from the Fishermen's Friends. Take it away.

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# While shepherds watched their flocks by night.

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# All seated on the ground

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# All seated on the ground

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# The Angel of the Lord came down

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# And glory shone around

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-# And glory shone around

-And glory shone around

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-# And glory shone around

-And glory shone around

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-# And glory shone around

-And glory shone around

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# Fear not, said he

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# For mighty dread

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# Had seized their troubled minds

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# Had seized their troubled minds

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# Glad tidings of great joy I bring

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# To you and all mankind

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# To you and all mankind

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-# To you and all mankind

-To you and all mankind

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-# To you and all mankind

-To you and all mankind

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-# To you and all mankind

-To you and all mankind! #

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Brilliant. Merry Christmas, everybody!

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Merry Christmas!

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