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The next 90 minutes is filled with cracking food ideas

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that will give you plenty of inspiration for the festive period.

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So don't go anywhere - this is Saturday Kitchen Best Bites.

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Welcome to the show - we've got tasty, seasonal offerings

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and the very best chefs and a sprinkling of hungry celebrities,

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all at the ready.

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So, coming up on today's show...

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Dave Myers, one half of the Hairy Bikers

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cooks us a fantastic Christmas alternative,

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a king prawn and coconut curry.

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It's one of my favourites - I love South Indian food.

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James Tanner cooks an Asian-style sea bream with sticky rice.

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He stuffs the bream with kaffir lime leaves, lemon grass,

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ginger and spring onions

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and steams it with an Asian marinade.

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And Tristan Welch brings a venison casserole

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with winter veg and pear to the Christmas table.

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He uses the venison shanks, which are marinaded overnight in red wine

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and port, and the fabulous Sarah Millican faces

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her Food Heaven or Food Hell.

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-You're looking nervous.

-I know, I'm nervous.

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Would she get her Food Heaven, a passion fruit delice

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with tuile biscuits?

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Or would she get her dreaded Food Hell,

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spiced beef ribs with sticky chilli chicken

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and egg fried rice?

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Find out what she gets to eat at the end of today's show.

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But first up on the menu is John Burton-Race.

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He's serving up a spectacular seafood tagliatelle today

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but don't let the colour put you off.

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-It's great to have you on Saturday Kitchen.

-Yes.

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Fantastic! So what are we cooking?

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Well, squid ink pasta, it's very straightforward.

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-Very straightforward?

-It looks horrible, doesn't it?

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It doesn't look too appetising at the moment

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but I know it will look fantastic.

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It takes about two minutes to make but you need to rest it

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at least 20 minutes before you turn it into a pasta.

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-So these are the ingredients for the pasta?

-Straightforward ingredients.

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You've got 250g of plain flour, you know the strong flour.

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-That's the 00 one.

-The proper pasta flour, 00.

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-You need three egg yolks and two whole eggs.

-Yeah.

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Then there is three sachets of this squid ink.

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You can get this in a good fishmonger's shop, or whatever.

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-Three of these will make that amount, 250g.

-Exactly.

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To bring it all together, right at the last minute,

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just a couple of teaspoons, or maybe a tablespoon of a good olive oil.

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There's no need to add any salt to that because that's quite salty.

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Actually, that's a very good point, James, because this fish doesn't

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need any salt at all

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-because the next main ingredient are these things here, mussels.

-Yeah.

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Mussels are relatively cheap, a good source of protein

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but when you get them like this,

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with the barnacles on and the beards - that's an unprepped one,

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you don't want to cook that.

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You have to take off the beard there and then with the back of a knife...

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I'll use one of yours because I don't want to ruin one of mine.

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-Thank you very much.

-Just chip off the barnacles.

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Use my nice, new knife. That's fine.

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Chip off the barnacles and then give them a good wash and they're OK.

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-There's only a couple in there that haven't been done.

-Lovely.

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-Right, so fire away, what are we doing.

-Right, the first thing...

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I'll switch the pan on for water for you. There we go.

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-The first thing we've got to do is roll out the pasta.

-Yeah.

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I suppose...

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Um, a little bit of flour for dusting.

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Squid ink, Mark, do you use squid ink quite a lot?

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We use it really nicely in risotto.

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So you finish the risotto with it

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and then you saute the squid tentacles, put them on top

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and a really nice lightly garlicky,

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parsley butter around the outside. It's really delicious.

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Lovely. Right...

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I've just got a little piece of the pasta, dust it with a little flour

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and then start rolling it.

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Do it gradually, start on number one and move it up.

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You just start it off thick and gradually get thinner and thinner

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-as you go?

-That's right.

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And then it's the cutting which is again very straightforward.

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It depends what thickness you want.

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I want a tagliatelle sized one, which is

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about a quarter of an inch wide.

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Can I chop something up while you're doing that?

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-I need the shallots chopped up and some tomato dice made.

-OK.

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-And a bit of chopped garlic.

-OK.

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Richard you're back in UK and you actually bought,

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a while ago now, you bought a very successful restaurant down in Devon.

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Yeah, the old Carved Angel, which was run by Joyce Molyneux.

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-A very famous English restaurant.

-One of our famous cooks.

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Yeah.

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-It's called The New Angel now.

-The New Angel now.

-Yeah.

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OK.

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There we go.

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Just feed this through.

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So this is just making these little tagliatelle?

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-Mark?

-Yeah.

-Come and give us a hand.

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-You can hold that.

-Hang out the laundry.

-We need a broomstick, or something like that.

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It's true, that's why you leave them to dry, isn't it?

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Yes, just try and get some air between them.

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There you go.

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I hope I don't twist it.

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Oh. Sorry. I don't want to lose that bit.

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-You've dropped it on the floor?

-I did drop it on the floor.

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I'll do that. I'll do the rest. Tell us what else we're doing?

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Well, what are we doing with this recipe?

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-Right, basically it's like cooking a moules mariniere.

-Right.

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A nice, hot pan.

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Are we taking this really fine, or...?

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-Go to the last one, about number seven on that one.

-Number seven.

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-All right, OK.

-You're a lot quicker than he was, James.

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-You're a lot quicker than I was, I know.

-A drop of...

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It's Mark's...

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It's one of Mark's first ever TV appearances, you know on his own.

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-Is it?

-His mother text him to say, "Best of luck."

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-Oh, no, you can't say that.

-She even bought him some new shoes.

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She said, "You're not going out of the house dressed like that,

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-"put some proper shoes on."

-Oh, dear me.

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Have you seen his socks?

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-Yes, you got dressed in the dark.

-I did, yeah.

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THEY LAUGH

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Right, listen, a bit of fish stock.

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It's like making a cup of tea, just a bit of fish stock

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and some of this saffron.

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This pistil it's called, pistil saffron,

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which is more expensive ounce per ounce than gold.

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So not too much of that.

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Into the fish stock and you bring it up to the boil,

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just to get the flavours and the colour out of the saffron.

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Get the pan hot, right.

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A bit of oil. Butter.

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-Add your chopped shallots and garlic.

-OK.

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-In the pan.

-I'll get the oil.

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I'm just taking the skin off the tomatoes.

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-Just blanch it, ten seconds, something like that.

-Yeah.

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So you just put saffron in just to infuse that, just a touch.

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Yes, into the fish stock.

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A few mussels.

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PAN SIZZLES

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I'd say this isn't that dissimilar to my average day at Claridge's this, being honest.

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-Is it?

-Watching all the guys cook while I'm hanging around.

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It's all right for you, isn't it? I have to work for a living.

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-Right, shallots.

-Shallots, yeah.

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Garlic, butter, a little oil, a drop of white wine.

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-And the fish stock... Can you see that lovely colour there?

-Yeah.

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Fish stock infused with the saffron.

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-I'll grab it for you.

-There you go.

-Cheers, mate.

-Thank you.

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Let's put the pasta straight in.

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-Do you put salt in there, or not?

-No salt in this dish at all.

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The mussels are quite salty,

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-especially at this time of year and the squid ink is very salty.

-Yeah.

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In fact, at the end of this dish, I'm going to put

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a bit of cream in the stock

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-just to take a bit of the saltiness out of it.

-OK.

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So these tomatoes just literally chopped...

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Put a lid on here.

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Nice and fine you want them?

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You know, just small diced about half an inch square.

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What's happening with the spinach?

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That goes in at the last minute.

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-That's your vegetables.

-OK.

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It's there for flavour, colour, nutritional value

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-and sweetness there.

-Right.

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And the pasta doesn't take very long to cook,

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does it? Fresh pasta, it's very, very quick.

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Get the water boiling.

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Pasta in, bring it back up to the boil and it's ready.

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It literally takes two minutes.

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Can you hurry up with that tomato?

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-You obviously don't cook for a living!

-Come on!

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Right, and James, I hope you're watching...

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400 in the restaurant tonight. Go on.

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-A bit of cream.

-GUEST:

-Oh, wicked.

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-A bit of cream.

-Yeah.

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Are you happy with that, Leslie, just a bit of cream.

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That's enough tomatoes.

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Is there more nutritional value in fresh pasta?

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Look at the eggs.

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I mean, you know 250g, that's enough to feed a family of six.

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-There's five eggs in it.

-Yeah.

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-And strain that off?

-Yes.

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Up to the boil, strain it off.

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Tomatoes in and then a little bit of this baby spinach leaf.

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So, so quick and simple.

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-There you go.

-Thank you, James. OK, if you...

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-There you go.

-Can you just pass me the olive oil, please.

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-There you go.

-Thank you, sprinkle it over.

-A touch of olive oil.

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-No problem. No seasoning in there, nothing.

-No, absolutely not.

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This is one of those dishes where you don't need any salt.

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There is obviously a quantity of black pepper in the mussels.

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That looks delicious.

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There you go.

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Let's get it on the plate.

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Look at that. Beautiful.

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Turn this over and the way you know when it's cooked is

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when the mussels just start to open.

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They are about half open, but when you open them you can

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see they are still very wet and soft.

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Exactly, and they continue cooking as they go to the table.

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Yeah, if you overcook a mussel it goes rock-hard like a rubber ball

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and it's completely inedible.

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I'll just put some of this out on top of the pasta.

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That looks proper food.

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So John, remind us what that is again?

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That is squid ink pasta with saffron,

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tomatoes and a little mussel.

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Beautiful.

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Beautiful. Right, let's dive in. STICK FALLS

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Don't worry about my stick. That's all right.

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Go on, Leslie, dive into that.

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Oh, what's everybody else having, that's what I want to know?

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-John, are you coming over here?

-Coming.

-Ho-ho!

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-Dive in.

-I love mussels, as well.

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-Where's the pasta?

-At the bottom.

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I want to know what this squid ink tastes like, as well.

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It's fishy and salty.

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It tastes like mussels, actually.

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Can I have a mussel?

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-Have I to pass this along?

-You have to, yeah, yeah.

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There you go.

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We always have arguments about how you should eat mussels, as well.

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Whether you eat them out of the shell, or you use another one.

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You can eat them how you like but if you get an empty one that's

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attached you can use that to pick it out as your fork.

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That's fantastic.

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-Like that?

-It's delicious.

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-That's really nice.

-MARK:

-Yeah, delicious.

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-So simple.

-It's so simple.

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-How long did it take to make?

-About 26 minutes to be honest.

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No, it's all right.

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Literally only eight or ten minutes and it's done - easy as that.

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Sensational stuff, John.

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Coming up, I serve poached salmon for Catherine Tate

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after Rick Stein treats us to an elegant dish, one that's perfect

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if you're looking for a light supper this Christmas Eve.

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Being a Christmas programme, turkey comes right at the top of the list.

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It's by far the most popular bird for that all-important lunch

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and we get through ten million of them every Christmas.

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I'm in Lincolnshire at Woodlands Farm.

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Here they raise the birds in small groups.

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Andrew Dennis whose idea it is,

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leaves them free to forage under the trees in his orchards.

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It's an experiment that he hopes will grow as more

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and more people want to pay a little bit extra for quality.

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They look like dinosaurs.

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There's a theory that they are descended from the dinosaur.

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Of all the farm animals, they are both far the most abused

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and, in fact, that's why we have turkeys at Woodlands Farm

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because we're trying to produce, you know,

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a blueprint for compassionate sort of turkey rearing and breeding.

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In this situation,

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they are grazing beneath the trees because one should always

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remember that the turkey is a woodland bird and they go up to

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roost at night and express their natural instincts in this way.

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They are slaughtered by hand, out of sight of each other -

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so individually in other words in a stress-free environment,

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ie in an old barn, the kind of barn which they would be used to.

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It's the quality-of-life that's so important

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and the quality of death

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and if you can provide for both those things,

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I think I'm comfortable with what we do.

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Well, I'm driving through the flat Fenlands of Lincolnshire.

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It's actually also known as Little Holland

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and it's beautifully fertile farmland around here.

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This is the very heart of sprouts country.

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Sorry, Chalks.

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And this is Roger Welbury, the self-proclaimed king of sprouts.

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Let's face it, the poor old sprout needs someone to champion its cause.

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He thinks they should be called British sprouts.

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Why do you think people think they're a joke?

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Do you think it's school dinners?

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I think the older people realise a bit more

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but it's kids immediately think sprouts, "Oh."

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It's that... I think it's...

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A lot of the kids I've asked, "Oh, we don't like sprouts."

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When I've done some demos and things like that and I've said,

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"Have you ever tried them?" "No."

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It's their mates, they listen to their mates, don't they?

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They say, "Oh, he doesn't like sprouts, we don't like sprouts."

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If they dressed up... I think, you've got to get away from the

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maybe traditional way.

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They've got to think more adventurous, more sexy, if you like.

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I don't know how you sex a sprout up!

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Why not put a bit of chocolate on the sprouts?

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If you don't eat the sprout as it is, put some chocolate on it,

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or a bit of brown sugar, sweeten it up.

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I'm not quite so sure about that.

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I don't care as long as I'm selling the sprouts

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and folks are eating them. That's the main thing!

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What I like in a good sprout, it should be ever so slightly

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overcooked but only so slightly that it still has a nice bite to it.

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That's what I like to see in a turkey.

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It's taken quite a long time to cook.

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Every year I am astounded by the detail that you get in magazines

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and newspapers about the latest way of roasting turkey.

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It's almost like you've got to buy this magazine

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because otherwise you won't roast your turkey properly.

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And they are ever more elaborate - pages and pages of detail.

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Some call for covering in buttered muslin,

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others call for a bit of foil here, a bit of foil there.

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Over on one side, turn around, take your time,

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lower the temperature, up the temperature,

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in with the turkey, out with the turkey, back in again,

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out again, down the pub, up here

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and basically one of the things that really makes me

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smile is looking at Escoffier's recipe for turkey,

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which just says - roast in a moderate oven.

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This is the full works with sausage and crispy bacon,

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fluffy roast potatoes, glazed carrots and bread sauce.

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It's the stuff of dreams, especially if you're a long way from home.

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Sales of smoked salmon soar at Christmas time and one of the best

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and oldest cures comes from Forman's here in London's East End.

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A lot of people think it's an ancient Scottish edition

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-because, of course, this fish comes from Scotland.

-Yeah.

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Actually, traditional cold smoking of salmon,

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and this is a cold smoked salmon, came over to this country

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roughly 100 years ago from eastern Europe

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and it was people like my great grandfather that brought over

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those techniques of salmon curing.

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They didn't even realise there was a salmon maker to this country,

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so they would import salmon from the Baltic in barrels

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of salt water and the quality - a three-month journey in saltwater,

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didn't really do much for the fish.

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They then discovered this wild salmon coming down every

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summer to the fish market from Scotland,

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started smoking that fish instead

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because they thought we've got a native fish here

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let's try this one, and the quality was so outstanding that's

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-when smoked Scottish salmon started to take off.

-Good lord!

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This fish would have taken about five years to grow to this size

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whereas the farmed fish would have got this size in about a year.

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-A lot of difference.

-Can you cut us off a slice?

-Absolutely.

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Here we are, sir, let's go for...

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-This is really interesting.

-Farmed salmon first.

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That's lovely.

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It's really... I see what you mean by the London cure,

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it's really mild and subtle.

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We believe the art of successful salmon smoking is to buy the best

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quality fish you can get hold of and do as little to it as possible.

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Just a touch of salt to cure it and a touch of smoke to enhance it.

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-You don't want it to be too smoky.

-That's the London cure?

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That's what we call the London cure.

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-Let's try some of the...

-Try the wild.

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Let's have a go here.

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I think they're very different.

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I would compare them to a nice, light Chardonnay,

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compared to a full-bodied Bordeaux.

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They're both great but they're really quite different.

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The wild smoked salmon was delicate.

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It's a bit like the difference between a native oyster

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and a Pacific.

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Actually, one of the best farmed salmon around

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comes from the outer Hebrides.

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It's so good it's almost like wild.

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You see, what we reckon is every time we talk about fish farming,

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I get a sheaf of e-mails from people saying,

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this is the devil's stuff, this is devil's work, you know.

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It can't be like that. It's like all farming, isn't it?

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There are good ones and bad ones?

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It is. We know that the wild fish is just not available now.

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-There's over-catching, over-fishing.

-Yeah.

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Aquaculture is here to stay.

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What we have to ensure is that we do it in the best possible way.

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-Yeah.

-First of all, so that we look after the fish that we're growing,

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the welfare is to the highest degree,

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but, more importantly, you have a product

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that is in tandem with nature.

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Well, Angus has just told me that he has been

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standing on that land just over there looking at these cages

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and not being able to see them

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because of the waves going right over the top of them.

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This is the first time I've actually been at a fish farm which is

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truly out at sea and suddenly you can see what

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they say about being out in the open sea.

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There is like water rushing down here all the time.

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Constantly you are getting clean water.

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That is the main thing about organic salmon.

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It's not only that but the cages are well spaced apart

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and I'm sure a low density of fish in the cages.

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I mean, it just makes sense to me.

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I know people are going to start writing to me

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saying you shouldn't be covering fish farming at all but there is

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good farmers and bad farmers and it's the same with aquaculture.

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They don't have any electronic feeding machines here.

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They deliberately feed the fish by hand,

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so that they only get what they need

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and there's no excess food on the bottom polluting the water.

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You've got two.

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Well, this to me is a very attractive fish,

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a lovely colour as you can see and it's also nice and sleek.

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The thing that I always look for in good farmed

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fish are the shape of the fins.

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I mean, this is used to swimming a great deal.

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One of the things that Angus was saying was that

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because the fish here are out in a strong current,

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their muscles are being engaged actively all the time and you can

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feel that. When I just go like that, the actual fillet is really firm.

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The other thing, of course, that people worry about is sea lice

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and there are no lice on this fish.

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Again, that's because the fish are in low densities

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and they are out here in the current.

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Yet, I'd quite like to do something with that. Eat it, in other words.

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Now this is roasted salmon with salsa verde but unusually I'm going

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to stuff the salmon with salsa verde

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and roast it on a bed of tomatoes.

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I sprinkle the sliced tomatoes with a good handful of capers

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and then two or three coarsely chopped cloves of garlic.

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Next, plenty of fresh thyme and a good amount of sea salt.

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Drizzle olive oil all over everything

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and then a little bit of water, as well.

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Lay the fillets of salmon on top and don't forget to season them

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on the inside. Look how lovely and pale the flesh is.

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That's because there's no pink dye in their feed.

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Now, to make the salsa verde stuffing, using mint,

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parsley, anchovies, garlic and capers.

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This is actually my own dish.

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But it's just the sort of thing I'd like for Christmas,

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probably on Christmas Eve -

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something a bit different from turkey or goose on Christmas day.

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It is actually based on Italian ideas of cooking.

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First of all, the course of salsa verde,

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which I made really stiff and dry so it makes a nice stuffing.

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But also, the tomato that is under there and the water

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and the olive oil is a way of cooking the Italians call

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acqua pazza, which means mad water. I don't quite know what...

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why it refers to that, but maybe as it is boiling briskly like this

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it's going bonkers.

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But it produces this lovely emulsion which will work really well

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with that salmon.

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'Oil the top of the fish and sprinkle with chilli flakes,

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'some more thyme and a final bit of seasoning.'

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That goes in the oven for 25 minutes - a hot oven.

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'20 to 25 minutes is more than enough for cooking a fish like this.

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'Let's face it, come Christmas Eve, you don't

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'want to be locked away in the kitchen all night.

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'And an elegant and simple dish like this frees you up nicely

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'to enjoy the festivities.

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'Those tomatoes are cooked in the juices from the fish

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'and have softened in the oil and become sweet.

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'This is a six-pan salmon and it will feed a dozen people.

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'And do you know, it goes really well with a good glass

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'of sparkling English white wine.'

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Salmon is probably the king of all fish.

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Nothing says Christmas morning more than smoked salmon.

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There are lots of ways you can enjoy it

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and I am going to show you something slightly different.

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But it is a great lunchtime dish, this,

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and it is good to do over the Christmas holiday

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because you have generally got smoked salmon at home

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and also another ingredient - duck fat.

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Delia and Nigella made this famous, you see.

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-Well, I am never without any.

-Yeah! Duck fat.

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What we are going to do is I am going to poach the smoked salmon

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in duck fat with vanilla.

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I can see you are really impressed with that.

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And I'm going to serve this with a pickle.

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Now, the idea is this - we make a pickle with water,

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rice wine vinegar and sugar.

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So we literally put the whole lot together

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and we just dissolve the sugar in the rice wine vinegar.

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And a pinch of salt. And that's it, all right?

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-That's our pickling liquid done. Easy.

-Easy.

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And then we take a mooli, which is this stuff,

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and I'm just going to basically just peel this.

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-I thought that was a parsnip.

-No.

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What's a mooli?

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Well, it's similar to a...

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Parsnips are creamy inside.

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This is a, yeah, Japanese radish.

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-Oh, OK.

-And we just peel these like this.

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Now, about yourself. You started life as a... Well, serious acting, really.

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How did you get into comedy, then?

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Because you have almost gone full circle now. How did you start?

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Yeah. Oh, there was just too many people auditioning

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for The Bill when I was...

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when I was a young hopeful,

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so I thought, "Oh, I'll try and make people laugh."

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But you were in the Royal Shakespeare Company, weren't you?

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-Yeah, I've done a lot of theatre.

-Yeah.

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I did want to do comedy and I realised that the way to get into

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comedy was perhaps to do stand-up, so I started doing stand-up.

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So I went from kind of being classically trained,

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then going round the clubs of Great Britain.

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And one place for stand-up in particular -

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we have had a lot of comedians on the show - Edinburgh Festival.

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-Yeah.

-That seems to have launched their career.

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-Yeah, definitely.

-And it did the same with you.

-It did.

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Edinburgh is like a big trade fair, really, for comedians.

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You know, if you get... If you just catch a wave,

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it can happen really quickly and I was lucky that it did, yeah.

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And then almost gone full circle

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because, you know, you are into acting now as well.

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-Obviously the comedy is still there.

-Yeah.

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But how do people take you in the industry? Because most people...

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Do you get branded as a comedian?

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I'm sure I do. I don't really...

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I don't really care as long as I get asked to do stuff.

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-It's a job, it doesn't matter.

-They can call me what they like.

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Erm, but, yes, I think when I went into Doctor Who...

0:24:420:24:45

Because even though I had been doing lots of straight stuff before,

0:24:450:24:49

my show kind of launched me out into the public as quite a, you know,

0:24:490:24:54

quite a definite comedian, doing quite broad characters and stuff.

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So I was really lucky to get the opportunity to start again

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in Doctor Who, really, and launch myself as something else.

0:25:020:25:05

It was only meant to be just one appearance, was it?

0:25:050:25:07

It was only a one-off a couple of years ago

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for Christmas and then it kind of...

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It came back again.

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And then literally you are... I mean, Christmas Day is busy for you.

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-It always is every Christmas.

-I am all over the schedule, love.

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Yeah, you are all over the place. Tell us about Doctor Who and...

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Yes, well, I can't really say too much about Doctor Who because...

0:25:220:25:25

You know, it would spoil it.

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But you can say something that is happening later.

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I can say something that is happening a little bit later,

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-at 10.30.

-Tell us about this one, then.

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I have got a Christmas special called Nan's Christmas Carol -

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it's my old lady character. And we have done a comic retelling

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of Charles Dickens's Christmas Carol

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and she is effectively the character of Scrooge.

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-Right.

-And... As you know because you pop up in it, don't you?

0:25:470:25:51

I do pop in it. We can't say exactly because...

0:25:510:25:53

We can't spoil that surprise.

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Also we can't say that at this time in the morning,

0:25:540:25:57

-can we, what you said about me?

-No, we can't.

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Which is really nice, thank you very much! She said...

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She knocked on the dressing room and said, "Are you OK with this?"

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You said this line and I said, "I don't really have a choice, do I?

0:26:050:26:08

"Because you have already done it."

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No, that's not true. You were very game.

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-But David Tennant is in it as well.

-Yeah, he is.

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We've got lots of special guests.

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And the guy that I couldn't keep my eyes off off Only Fools And Horses.

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-Yeah, Roger Lloyd-Pack.

-How fantastic was that?

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Brilliant, yeah, brilliant.

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And Ben Miller and Madness - everyone. Oh, everyone is there.

0:26:220:26:26

Everyone is there.

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And films and stuff like that.

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I mean, you are partial to the West End and stuff like that,

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so you are a bit of a jack of all trades.

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Yeah, I think as long as you have got options as an actor

0:26:330:26:36

you are doing well and I have been lucky.

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-You never know, a cooking show might be on your list.

-Oh, it will.

0:26:390:26:43

If you had seen my fairy cakes...

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I mean, seriously, Jane Asher, watch out!

0:26:450:26:47

Right, look, there's your pickle. All right?

0:26:470:26:50

So, this is the mooli, which is just...

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All I've done is just pour that hot pickle,

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or hot pickle in liquor, over the top.

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And it just sits on the plate like that. You just plonk that on there.

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It is quite limp.

0:27:010:27:03

It's supposed to be like that!

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I know, I'm just saying

0:27:050:27:06

my textural observation is that it's a little bit limp.

0:27:060:27:10

-That was supposed to be a compliment.

-Thank you very much.

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-Thank you, Chef.

-It is slithery and it looks slimy too.

0:27:130:27:16

So, there is your salmon, which is poaching away nicely.

0:27:160:27:20

-With the quack-quack fat.

-Yeah, with the quack-quack fat.

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-That's gone in there.

-Oh.

0:27:230:27:24

Now, when I told my folks that you were coming on...

0:27:240:27:27

"Bothered", where does that come from?

0:27:270:27:29

Where does your inspiration for these characters come from?

0:27:290:27:31

Because it is kind of iconic now, isn't it?

0:27:310:27:33

Yeah, that sort of caught on and I didn't expect it to.

0:27:330:27:37

I don't know, I just said it one day and then...

0:27:370:27:41

So it wasn't scripted or is it just...?

0:27:410:27:43

It was scripted but it wasn't scripted... It was scripted once.

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But we did it in front of a live audience

0:27:470:27:49

when I was trying out my live shows and I said it and then

0:27:490:27:53

just because the audience were responding

0:27:530:27:56

I kept saying it again and went on a roll.

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So it was a bit by accident that that kind of came to be.

0:27:580:28:00

But where do these ideas for these characters come from?

0:28:000:28:03

-Where do they...?

-My mad old head.

-Is it? You just kind of make them up?

0:28:030:28:06

I don't know. I suppose...

0:28:060:28:08

Really, I suppose I am logging people that

0:28:080:28:10

I meet all the time, really.

0:28:100:28:12

I have got a really good character coming up.

0:28:120:28:14

It is quite a lairy Northern chef.

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SHE LAUGHS

0:28:160:28:18

Thank you very much. That wouldn't surprise me.

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-There you go, there's your... Look at that.

-Wow!

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-You can't say that's not pretty. Look.

-I can't say it's not pretty.

0:28:230:28:26

I have done it on a roof tile.

0:28:260:28:29

-Just for you, Catherine.

-Thank you!

0:28:290:28:31

-Straight out of the bathroom.

-Tell me what you think.

-Thank you.

0:28:310:28:34

Bathroom? You've got a fancy bathroom if you've got that in your bathroom!

0:28:340:28:38

It's off my roof, love, this.

0:28:380:28:39

Tell me what you think. This is literally... What's that?

0:28:390:28:42

-Four and a half minutes.

-It was four and a half minutes.

0:28:420:28:44

Yeah, and you have got a pickle.

0:28:440:28:46

Yeah, I can't pick it up.

0:28:460:28:47

Oh, God.

0:28:490:28:50

-In your own time. Don't worry.

-I will, thank you.

0:28:500:28:53

-It's a bit sweet.

-Sweet? Have some water.

0:28:560:29:00

I just... Thank you.

0:29:000:29:02

Don't worry. Tell you what -

0:29:020:29:03

I made you a cheese and tomato sandwich earlier

0:29:030:29:05

because I just knew that was coming!

0:29:050:29:08

-Look at that!

-Proper white sliced bread.

0:29:080:29:11

You see, there is just no pleasing some people,

0:29:160:29:18

but I hope you enjoyed the cheese and tomato sandwich, Catherine.

0:29:180:29:21

Now, if you would like to try cooking any of the studio recipes

0:29:210:29:23

you have seen on today's show, all those are just a click away at

0:29:230:29:26

bbc.co.uk/recipes.

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Today we are looking back at some of the delicious

0:29:290:29:31

recipes from the Saturday Kitchen store cupboard.

0:29:310:29:34

Now, if you are looking for something alternative to warm you up

0:29:340:29:37

over the Christmas holiday then Dave Myers has a Christmas curry

0:29:370:29:40

that would take centre stage at any Boxing Day banquet.

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Good to have you on the show. What are we cooking, then?

0:29:430:29:46

It is one of my favourites.

0:29:460:29:47

I love South Indian food and Kerala parathas are different

0:29:470:29:50

because they kind of...they are flaky.

0:29:500:29:53

-This is a doughy sort of thing.

-Yeah.

-Not a naan bread.

0:29:530:29:57

Well, I'm kind of Northern - it is fried bread...

0:29:570:30:00

Go on, mate, go on!

0:30:000:30:02

..with white flour.

0:30:020:30:03

But to go with that, again a South Indian curry with curry leaves,

0:30:030:30:06

-asafoetida, all the lovely things.

-Run through the...

0:30:060:30:08

Because you want me to do the onions and that sort of stuff.

0:30:080:30:11

The basic for it to start off...

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If you could do some onion, chilli, ginger and garlic

0:30:130:30:16

and just puree it up.

0:30:160:30:17

What I am going to do is pop my whole spices.

0:30:170:30:21

-I've got some mustard seeds...

-Right.

0:30:210:30:24

..and some fenugreek powdered.

0:30:240:30:26

-Did you get this idea from your travels or...?

-Yeah, very much so.

0:30:260:30:29

And some curry leaves, which I love.

0:30:290:30:31

You just need to pop them, just to release the flavour.

0:30:310:30:34

Now, making bread live on television.

0:30:340:30:39

It's a bit of a worry, but here we go.

0:30:390:30:43

Now, the bread mix - it's flour...

0:30:430:30:45

-Oh, you can smell it already.

-Just plain flavour?

0:30:470:30:49

-Yeah, ordinary plain, white flour.

-OK.

-Some salt...

0:30:490:30:52

..some sugar...

0:30:540:30:55

-All I am doing is just chopping... Don't worry, it's fine.

-That's fine.

0:30:560:31:00

Ground glass in the paratha!

0:31:000:31:03

-That makes for interesting eating!

-It's a great texture.

0:31:030:31:06

Take care you don't get any eggshell in.

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LAUGHTER

0:31:090:31:11

You know where that eggshell's been, dude, don't you? You know.

0:31:110:31:14

Oh, I know. At least we know that glass has been in a dishwasher.

0:31:140:31:18

Exactly.

0:31:180:31:19

Like a lot of Asian food, condensed milk is brilliant.

0:31:210:31:24

Put that in the bread and all you do to make a dough...

0:31:260:31:29

..is blitz it. We add some milk.

0:31:310:31:33

Yeah, don't try this at home.

0:31:330:31:35

You don't get this on a late-night shopping channel.

0:31:350:31:38

But it's the only way to chop it.

0:31:380:31:40

My spices have popped now, look.

0:31:400:31:42

Just watch the ball of dough here.

0:31:420:31:44

Come on. We are going to cook this, the onions,

0:31:440:31:48

the chilli and the ginger, and just sweat that down.

0:31:480:31:51

-It's appeared.

-It has.

-Yeah.

-The ball of dough.

0:31:510:31:55

Now we need to chill that for half an hour so it...

0:31:550:31:58

LAUGHTER

0:31:580:32:00

Why is it always me?

0:32:000:32:02

Have you got one? Here's one you made earlier, dude?

0:32:050:32:08

-And here's some dough I made earlier. It's chilled.

-Right.

0:32:080:32:12

Now, this is where it gets interesting.

0:32:120:32:14

That needs to sweat down nicely.

0:32:140:32:16

You need to do the prawns, yeah?

0:32:160:32:18

Look at those big, big prawns.

0:32:180:32:21

If you could kind of pop their heads off, peel them,

0:32:210:32:24

leave their tails on for that kind of balti house chic,

0:32:240:32:27

cut down the back so they butterfly and they look like

0:32:270:32:30

a set of boxer's knuckles on the plate.

0:32:300:32:33

Fantastic.

0:32:330:32:35

-Cooking metaphors.

-OK.

-We will give that a stir.

0:32:350:32:38

-That smell is fabulous.

-Oh, I know. But I've a lot to do, a lot to do.

0:32:390:32:43

Take a piece of dough about the size of a lime.

0:32:440:32:49

Dust your board.

0:32:490:32:50

-Now, this has to be rolled really thin.

-LAUGHTER

0:32:500:32:54

Why couldn't I ever do a stir-fry?

0:32:540:32:56

-Some chefs do that on here, you know.

-Aye, exactly!

0:32:560:32:59

I could have done a chilli.

0:32:590:33:01

It's really rolled thin.

0:33:040:33:06

Because it is like puff pastry, you know, with the butter

0:33:060:33:09

and everything, it is a special paratha and I want two per serving.

0:33:090:33:12

Oh, there's nothing mean about my cooking.

0:33:140:33:16

What do they serve them with, then?

0:33:160:33:18

-Is it garnished for something or what?

-What, the parathas?

-Yeah.

0:33:180:33:21

That's your bread, it's your carbohydrate.

0:33:210:33:24

-Is it traditionally served for something or not?

-Breakfast.

0:33:240:33:27

A lot of these parathas for breakfast with idlis and dosas.

0:33:270:33:31

It's heaven.

0:33:310:33:33

These prawns go great and the thing is,

0:33:330:33:35

it doesn't matter what culture or cuisine you have,

0:33:350:33:37

if you have got bread, great gravy, you have got paradise.

0:33:370:33:40

Exactly. Bread and gravy, dude, it's the thing.

0:33:400:33:43

Now dust that over...

0:33:430:33:45

..with melted butter like so.

0:33:470:33:49

This is the trick.

0:33:490:33:50

You make, like, a concertina.

0:33:500:33:53

Like that. This is brilliant.

0:33:530:33:55

It's origami, isn't it?

0:33:550:33:57

You'll all be doing this come Boxing Day, you know.

0:33:570:34:00

-Right, prawns in.

-Yeah.

0:34:010:34:03

What I am going to do is just take this little...

0:34:030:34:06

Yeah, you need to take the black bit out because that's its...

0:34:060:34:09

-Poop shoot.

-Yeah. Now, look what I've done here.

0:34:090:34:11

I have got my concertina dough and I am making a walnut whip.

0:34:110:34:15

Tuck in the ending.

0:34:150:34:17

You will see the purpose of this, it will all come clear.

0:34:170:34:20

We roll that out...

0:34:200:34:21

..like so.

0:34:230:34:25

-I love these...

-They are fantastic.

0:34:250:34:28

But where the butter's gone with the dough,

0:34:280:34:30

it's going to make a nice flaky bread.

0:34:300:34:33

-Flaky fried bread.

-Oh!

0:34:330:34:35

Yes, it's a Homer Simpson moment coming on.

0:34:350:34:38

It's a minute on each side.

0:34:380:34:40

Is my gas on?

0:34:400:34:41

There you go.

0:34:410:34:43

"Is me gas on?" Somebody put another 50 in the meter, will you?

0:34:430:34:46

-How are you doing, James?

-I'm getting there. They're done.

0:34:460:34:49

-Oh, fantastic.

-Do you want those in?

0:34:490:34:50

Yeah, I just want those colouring up first.

0:34:500:34:52

-Water.

-Is that going?

-Yeah, it's going.

-Great.

0:34:540:34:57

Do you want the turmeric in there as well?

0:34:570:34:59

Yeah, the turmeric and a pinch of one of my favourites - asafoetida.

0:34:590:35:03

There's various spellings but the middle spelling of one is "fetid".

0:35:030:35:07

And it does indeed smell like a dead cat, but a pinch...

0:35:070:35:11

-It's amazing, it's heaven.

-Right, in goes the coconut milk.

0:35:110:35:14

Yeah, and just let that boil for a minute whilst my parathas do.

0:35:140:35:17

"Add cat stock."

0:35:170:35:19

LAUGHTER

0:35:190:35:20

No, I tell you, there's something...

0:35:200:35:23

South Indian food has thousands of years of alchemy to it

0:35:230:35:26

-and it works.

-Oh, it's brilliant.

-It is.

0:35:260:35:29

I think what we found when we were in India was the skill,

0:35:290:35:32

the absolute skill of balancing spices and flavours - just superb.

0:35:320:35:37

It does look like a little sort of Catherine wheel thing.

0:35:370:35:41

-It's like Catherine wheel/ Danish pastry.

-Right.

0:35:410:35:44

And we just fry those off.

0:35:440:35:46

They'll traditionally just fry them off or they'll bake them

0:35:460:35:48

-in the oven or...?

-Fried. It's a parathas, parathas is fried.

0:35:480:35:51

Look at that.

0:35:510:35:52

And always fried in oil?

0:35:520:35:54

Oh, yes. Or ghee, ghee would be good.

0:35:540:35:56

That's clarified butter you can buy now.

0:35:560:35:58

I like to be healthy, really.

0:35:580:36:00

SI LAUGHS

0:36:000:36:02

Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh!

0:36:020:36:04

Body's a temple, dude, body's a temple.

0:36:040:36:07

Temple? Mine's a Taj Mahal!

0:36:070:36:09

Well, you know, like... We've been cooking...

0:36:090:36:12

Oil isn't really hot enough. Well, that one's going.

0:36:120:36:14

I mean, we've been cooking kind of Christmas food

0:36:140:36:17

with our highly-successful Christmas special since September.

0:36:170:36:20

I was craving something with spice and taste.

0:36:200:36:24

Apart from food, you're on Mastermind, is that right?

0:36:240:36:27

-I am.

-Are you?

-I am. December 28th, BBC One.

0:36:270:36:31

-What is your specialised subject?

-The Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood.

0:36:310:36:36

-Really?

-He said that with such a smirk, didn't he?

0:36:360:36:39

You look a bit shocked, Don, there.

0:36:400:36:43

Not half as shocked as John Humphrys.

0:36:430:36:45

I need paddles for Don, here! What's happened?

0:36:470:36:50

-You can season that.

-Apply my magic and season it.

0:36:500:36:55

Now, some lime wedges.

0:36:550:36:57

So, were they a rock band, dude, or what?

0:36:570:36:59

-I've got you down for it next year.

-Eh?

-Look at that. See?

0:37:000:37:03

Now, a good paratha, see how it flakes?

0:37:030:37:05

Oh, look at that!

0:37:050:37:06

It's soft on the inside and crispy on the outside.

0:37:060:37:09

-A bit like yourself, mate, bit like yourself.

-Aye.

0:37:090:37:13

Outward, rock-hard exterior.

0:37:130:37:15

And, as ever, I like a few sprinkles on top.

0:37:150:37:19

-But it's...

-Smells lovely.

-It's proper...

0:37:190:37:23

The thing is, all the spices retain their identity.

0:37:230:37:26

It's not kind of a mishmash of mud.

0:37:260:37:29

Yeah. Beautiful.

0:37:290:37:31

I think that's the skill in that particular cuisine, isn't it?

0:37:310:37:34

It's really, you know, all the flavours

0:37:340:37:36

and spices are balanced perfectly so they hit you.

0:37:360:37:39

How could this not taste wonderful? There's no mystery to it.

0:37:390:37:43

-No, there's not.

-It's absolutely banging good grub.

0:37:430:37:46

-And you want a few sprinkles?

-Yes, please, James.

0:37:460:37:49

Remind us what that is again.

0:37:490:37:52

This is Keralan flaky parathas,

0:37:520:37:54

proper traditional Kerala parathas

0:37:540:37:57

with lovely king prawn and coconut curry.

0:37:570:38:01

And it's designed to be with bread, so you just scrape the gravy up.

0:38:010:38:04

-Easy as that.

-Yes. Thank you.

0:38:040:38:06

There you go. Right, over here.

0:38:110:38:14

-Dervla, I know you like your curries.

-I do, I love curry.

-Dive into that.

0:38:140:38:18

-That's done in literally no time at all.

-This is incredible.

0:38:180:38:22

It's such a big difference watching from home and actually coming here,

0:38:220:38:25

and the smells are fantastic.

0:38:250:38:28

-Here you go.

-All right, OK. I'm tucking in, no pressure.

0:38:280:38:31

Dive in.

0:38:310:38:32

The secret is the onions and stuff like that. The paratha is just...

0:38:320:38:36

Yeah. I think your dry spices, you need to roast them

0:38:360:38:39

to release the flavour, like the mustard seeds.

0:38:390:38:41

And you've got your base with your chillies, ginger and everything,

0:38:410:38:44

you mix the two together and again, it keeps that level of spicing.

0:38:440:38:48

And the idea with this is literally it just flakes off into pieces.

0:38:480:38:51

Yeah, it's flaky bread. But it's so tasty.

0:38:510:38:53

That looked good and certainly tasted good.

0:38:570:39:00

Now it is time for another tasty trip with a certain Mr Keith Floyd.

0:39:000:39:04

Today he is paying a visit to the French Basque country.

0:39:040:39:07

These are the Pyrenees, the mountains that stretch from

0:39:170:39:20

the Mediterranean to the Atlantic Ocean

0:39:200:39:23

and separate France from Spain.

0:39:230:39:25

You usually see them out of the left-hand window

0:39:250:39:27

of the aeroplane on your way to Lloret de Mar

0:39:270:39:30

or Torremolinos, but these mountains have a profound

0:39:300:39:32

influence on the Basques who live here

0:39:320:39:35

and this is reflected in the distinctive

0:39:350:39:36

and highly-spiced cooking of these fiery, independent people.

0:39:360:39:40

These farmers aren't posing for picture postcards, you know.

0:39:540:39:57

They are an essential part of this unique region and the landscape

0:39:570:40:01

is dotted with these rather delicious-looking stacks of fern.

0:40:010:40:04

They remind me of crunchy walnut whips.

0:40:040:40:07

But the Spanish influence abounds.

0:40:070:40:09

The cooking is highly-spiced and gutsy,

0:40:090:40:11

and it is simple to cook and not wildly expensive.

0:40:110:40:15

Oh, dear, this place is like a morgue. There is nobody here.

0:40:150:40:19

Not a soul, look.

0:40:190:40:20

48 different tables and not an order in the place.

0:40:200:40:23

Well, it is January, after all.

0:40:230:40:25

And you know how we bust into these places and we scrounge things

0:40:250:40:28

and we put their patrons to a lot of inconvenience?

0:40:280:40:30

I thought they could have the afternoon off

0:40:300:40:32

and I'd cook my own lunch. It seems quite elementary, doesn't it?

0:40:320:40:35

And one of the things that the Basque people are very proud about

0:40:350:40:38

are their red peppers. Come down here a minute, Clive.

0:40:380:40:41

They love their red peppers, they love their green peppers

0:40:410:40:44

and they love their onions.

0:40:440:40:45

In fact, those are the colours of Pays Basque.

0:40:450:40:48

Also, they are very proud of their Jambon de Bayonne,

0:40:480:40:51

which is an essential part of this wonderful chicken dish

0:40:510:40:54

I am going to cook for you today.

0:40:540:40:55

Slide over here a bit, old bean.

0:40:550:40:56

Little pieces of roughly maize-fed free-range chicken

0:40:560:40:59

that I am using - just the legs because that is quite economical.

0:40:590:41:02

I have seasoned them with salt and pepper.

0:41:020:41:04

Over here a bit, some beautiful fresh tomatoes which I have peeled,

0:41:040:41:08

skinned and crushed up.

0:41:080:41:10

And then one thing which the little dish must have

0:41:100:41:12

is some of their famous red pimento powder, which is a little bit spicy.

0:41:120:41:16

So, what I am going to do is a bit of chopping up, a bit of cooking.

0:41:160:41:20

A little glass of Monsieur Bonnet's special wine

0:41:200:41:23

because it is Mr Bonnet's hotel that we are staying in.

0:41:230:41:26

And as they say, a day without wine is like a day without...

0:41:260:41:29

You know what I mean.

0:41:290:41:31

So, the director says I haven't been doing enough chopping.

0:41:310:41:34

I haven't been demonstrating enough of my culinary skills recently.

0:41:340:41:37

So we will put that to rights and chop up a few onions like that,

0:41:370:41:42

because we need to fry those in a moment in some lovely lard.

0:41:420:41:46

This is a dish in the Pays Basque...

0:41:460:41:48

You don't use olive oil down here, you don't use butter,

0:41:480:41:51

you don't use corn oil.

0:41:510:41:52

As I said before, in fact, you use either goose fat,

0:41:520:41:55

duck fat or pork fat.

0:41:550:41:57

I have to chop those green peppers up, which I am doing quite swiftly.

0:41:570:42:00

Are you going to show them this, Clive?

0:42:000:42:02

Come on, I'm doing my best here to be a bit jolly sporty on this

0:42:020:42:04

quiet January afternoon, dashing away with the old sharp knife.

0:42:040:42:08

As you see, people like to watch me

0:42:080:42:10

do this because they hope I am going to cut my fingers.

0:42:100:42:13

But I never do.

0:42:130:42:15

Right, cut all those up, then this one.

0:42:150:42:17

Very elementary, very simple.

0:42:190:42:22

Then we need some Bayonne ham cut into little tiny pieces.

0:42:220:42:25

I will explain where all these bits go in a minute

0:42:250:42:28

when we move over to the stove, but that will be in a little while.

0:42:280:42:31

Chop, chop, chop those into small bits.

0:42:310:42:33

A bit finer, I think.

0:42:330:42:35

Pleased with me so far?

0:42:350:42:37

I'm quite enjoying myself. I have got the whole hotel to myself.

0:42:370:42:40

There are about 800 rooms here and there is only the BBC crew

0:42:400:42:43

staying in it, which must be a bit of a turn-off for the owners.

0:42:430:42:47

There we are, a bit of chopped parsley, which goes in later.

0:42:470:42:50

Lovely fresh thyme. Look, I've made a little rainbow. Isn't that pretty?

0:42:500:42:53

A bit of chopped thyme down the edge there.

0:42:530:42:56

My little bit of pimento I'll put there just to add the effect.

0:42:560:43:00

Stay on that, Clive.

0:43:000:43:01

No, stay on that, please. Thank you very much.

0:43:010:43:04

Because we are going to cut, because I am going over to the stove, OK?

0:43:040:43:08

OK, you see, into this little pan... The ideal meal for one person,

0:43:090:43:12

but that's the trouble with borrowing things -

0:43:120:43:15

you have to take what you're given.

0:43:150:43:17

..are the chopped onions, the little pieces of Jambon de Bayonne,

0:43:170:43:20

which is ham from Bayonne, get it?

0:43:200:43:22

OK. And some lovely, lovely lard.

0:43:220:43:26

Next we put in the already-seasoned little leglets of poulet au mais,

0:43:260:43:31

that is to say chicken which has been raised on corn.

0:43:310:43:34

A lot of that is grown around here.

0:43:340:43:36

I do hope the cameraman has taken a picture of those corn stalls,

0:43:360:43:39

otherwise that little remark will be quite pointless, won't it?

0:43:390:43:41

That's why the chickens are yellow.

0:43:410:43:44

Anyway, back to the pot, if you don't mind.

0:43:440:43:46

Let those take a nice golden colour in this quite brisk heat.

0:43:460:43:50

Turn them all over.

0:43:510:43:52

Next in go my red and green peppers.

0:43:550:43:57

Stir those well in, let them take the lard,

0:44:010:44:05

get them seasoned well with the bits of ham.

0:44:050:44:08

Now, if the director...

0:44:090:44:11

Oh, I can manage myself. It's over here.

0:44:110:44:13

Into my little bit of parsley here - look very closely -

0:44:130:44:15

I've put that fierce red pimento powder, OK?

0:44:150:44:18

And the garlic, to flavour this dish even more.

0:44:180:44:21

Got it, Clive? Good. So that goes in.

0:44:210:44:24

So it all takes the heat really well and then finally these

0:44:260:44:31

chopped tomatoes, all their juices.

0:44:310:44:35

Stir it in like that.

0:44:350:44:36

Give it a good...

0:44:390:44:41

..good shake like that and let it simmer.

0:44:430:44:46

Clive, can I speak to the customers, please?

0:44:460:44:48

That will take about an hour and 20 minutes to cook, OK?

0:44:480:44:51

I'm going for a stroll. I've booked a table in the dining room.

0:44:510:44:54

I'll see you in there, OK? Bye, now.

0:44:540:44:56

MUSIC: Bolero by Maurice Ravel

0:44:580:45:00

BBC research has shown that you find these pictures of mountains

0:45:040:45:08

just as exhaust... I mean fascinating as I do,

0:45:080:45:10

but they were the birthplace of Ravel, you know,

0:45:100:45:13

and look what he did for Torvill and Dean.

0:45:130:45:15

It is said he used to hum it as he strolled on his way down

0:45:150:45:18

to Saint-Jean-de-Luz for a plate of grilled sardines. Yum-yum.

0:45:180:45:21

But, seriously, this former whaling port is a great place in winter.

0:45:210:45:25

The Sun King Louis XIV got married here,

0:45:250:45:28

Hemingway liked it and I like Hemingway.

0:45:280:45:30

We had a good meal.

0:45:320:45:33

A roast chicken, new green beans,

0:45:330:45:35

mashed potatoes, a salad

0:45:350:45:38

and some apple pie and cheese.

0:45:380:45:40

Sounds good, doesn't it?

0:45:400:45:42

Almost as good, in fact, as my brilliant chicken Basquaise.

0:45:420:45:45

Look at that. Isn't that delicious?

0:45:450:45:48

Anyway, as you can see,

0:45:480:45:50

it's really just down to me and Ernest at the moment

0:45:500:45:52

so, if you wouldn't mind, I'll get on with my lonely little supper.

0:45:520:45:58

So, if there are any publishers out there,

0:45:580:46:00

I really want to be a novelist, OK?

0:46:000:46:02

So cop this lot. A little piece I've just written.

0:46:020:46:06

The cold winter air cleared my head

0:46:060:46:08

and the mountains, capped with snow, looked fine.

0:46:080:46:12

Jake wanted to stop at the Auberge for a drink. I said no.

0:46:120:46:15

We'd missed the dealing if he did.

0:46:150:46:18

We walked into Esplette as the sun broke the ridge.

0:46:180:46:21

The horsehair was going good and the men did their business.

0:46:210:46:24

This is actually quite extraordinary, isn't it?

0:46:240:46:27

Pulitzer Prize for me, I shouldn't be surprised.

0:46:270:46:30

Pablo was putting Bayonne ham over charcoal.

0:46:300:46:33

I took a long pull from my flask

0:46:330:46:35

and watched Clive take mood shots of men quietly discussing pelota

0:46:350:46:39

with the easy passion of the aficionado.

0:46:390:46:41

The women sold hard mountain cheeses on rough tables

0:46:420:46:46

and stacked spiced mountain sausages like gold bars.

0:46:460:46:50

Jake said it was time Clive won an award for his photography.

0:46:500:46:53

I took another draw from the flask

0:46:530:46:55

and wandered off to buy a gateau Basque.

0:46:550:46:58

Which is filled with custard and tastes really good.

0:46:580:47:01

Ha-ha! Did you like that?

0:47:010:47:02

Anyway, back to the real business. A cooking sketch.

0:47:050:47:09

I've borrowed this wonderful old farmhouse

0:47:090:47:11

which belongs to a family of elver fishers.

0:47:110:47:14

So you must come into my kitchen, as we say in the trade.

0:47:140:47:17

Do you know, I've cooked in some grand kitchens in my time,

0:47:170:47:21

in the restaurant kitchens of five-star hotels,

0:47:210:47:23

on boats, by the side of the river, over campfires,

0:47:230:47:25

but I've never felt so much that I'm right in the heart of things

0:47:250:47:28

as I am in this beautiful place. Look at the floor, for example.

0:47:280:47:31

Ancient slabs that have been trodden by Napoleon's soldiers

0:47:310:47:34

and generations of fishermen, peasants

0:47:340:47:36

and people who make these wonderful, wonderful hams.

0:47:360:47:39

Clive, go up and have a look.

0:47:390:47:40

Superb Bayonne hams

0:47:400:47:43

which have been salted down for a month,

0:47:430:47:46

they've been allowed to dry for three or four days,

0:47:460:47:48

they've been rubbed in piment rouge

0:47:480:47:50

and hung up there to last for a year so they can fry them on sticks

0:47:500:47:54

or, like I'm going to, cook over this wonderful wood fire.

0:47:540:47:57

You'll see madame sitting next to me quietly.

0:47:570:47:59

She's been here, her family have been here, since 1832,

0:47:590:48:02

when they started keeping records. She's about 84.

0:48:020:48:04

She's a wonderful ladies who's allowed us in

0:48:040:48:07

but, listen, I must get down to a little bit of cooking

0:48:070:48:10

and you probably saw the rifles over the top there.

0:48:100:48:14

Well, they shot these pigeons that I've got in the pot here.

0:48:140:48:16

Very, very simple Basquaise dish which is called a salmis de palombe.

0:48:160:48:21

A little stew of pigeons. If you can come very closely in, Clive,

0:48:210:48:24

I've got bits of carrot, bits of the very same bacon that's hanging

0:48:240:48:28

from the roof of this kitchen, little bits of garlic,

0:48:280:48:30

bits of onion and the pigeon's beautifully golden brown.

0:48:300:48:33

All I have to do to finish off this wonderful, wonderful dish,

0:48:330:48:37

sprinkle a little pepper.

0:48:370:48:39

I'm sorry I'm slurring my words a bit. It's very, very hot down here.

0:48:390:48:42

Little pepper, little salt, a little fresh thyme,

0:48:420:48:45

a little fresh parsley, flame it with the Armagnac of the region.

0:48:450:48:51

Then... Oops, I've dropped the wine! Stay there.

0:48:510:48:54

We can't interrupt a good thing just because I knocked over the wine.

0:48:540:48:57

We pour the wine in.

0:48:570:48:58

Like that.

0:49:000:49:01

Get a good look at that, Clive, because the lid's going on

0:49:030:49:05

any moment now.

0:49:050:49:07

OK, there goes the lid. It takes about an hour to cook, that.

0:49:070:49:10

That's better. I was enjoying a cigar in these tranquil moments.

0:49:420:49:46

Yes, you see, the director likes

0:49:460:49:48

the warp and weft of the elver fishermen of the Adour river.

0:49:480:49:51

Sadly, I don't care for elvers.

0:49:510:49:53

I know they're celebrated on the River Severn back home,

0:49:530:49:56

where they cook them with eggs and make elver cheese,

0:49:560:49:59

but these little silvery threads are hardy creatures, you know,

0:49:590:50:03

swimming all the way from the Sargasso Sea

0:50:030:50:05

just to end up cooked in olive oil and chillies.

0:50:050:50:08

It's a brilliant programme, isn't it?

0:50:130:50:15

Cooking, eel fishing, the wonderful nature sounds,

0:50:150:50:18

the little coots, the weary farmers wending their way home on Mobylettes

0:50:180:50:22

late at night and me stuck watching the river flow, really,

0:50:220:50:25

with a little pile of stones and a super simple Basquaise soup.

0:50:250:50:30

Clive, come into this and have a little look what I've been doing

0:50:300:50:33

while everybody else has been getting cold.

0:50:330:50:35

I've been bubbling up haricot verts and cabbage

0:50:350:50:37

and goose fat and making myself the perfect warming winter snack.

0:50:370:50:42

We don't have tins on Floyd on France, you know,

0:50:420:50:44

we do everything really properly.

0:50:440:50:46

How I made this soup - whole, hard, white cabbage, very finely sliced.

0:50:460:50:51

A pound of white haricot beans, dried ones,

0:50:510:50:54

soaked in water overnight.

0:50:540:50:55

A good dollop of goose fat melted in the pan.

0:50:550:50:58

Pop the things in. A litre or two of water.

0:50:580:51:01

Bit of ham or pork or sausage if you have it to enrich it.

0:51:010:51:03

Let it simmer for three or four hours

0:51:030:51:06

and have a really fabulous time.

0:51:060:51:07

Now, what you can do while I enjoy myself here enormously

0:51:070:51:11

is get on with elvers part two.

0:51:110:51:14

An extraordinary thing happened here.

0:51:150:51:17

Madame, walking through shot right now,

0:51:170:51:20

flatly refused to let me film in her kitchen

0:51:200:51:22

at Chez Pablo in Saint-Jean-de-Luz.

0:51:220:51:24

Luckily, the chillies, an essential part of this dish,

0:51:240:51:26

were not so bashful.

0:51:260:51:28

I don't know why she wouldn't let us in.

0:51:280:51:30

After all, everyone knows how to cook elvers,

0:51:300:51:33

or pilbal as they're called her.

0:51:330:51:35

You simply toss them into very hot olive oil

0:51:350:51:37

with finely chopped chillies for a moment

0:51:370:51:40

until they turn white like spaghetti

0:51:400:51:41

and serve them piping hot.

0:51:410:51:43

You can hear them sizzling in little earthenware bowls.

0:51:430:51:46

Could you fade up the sizzling noises for a moment, please?

0:51:460:51:49

ELVERS SIZZLE

0:51:490:51:51

Thank you.

0:51:550:51:56

And you eat them with small wooden forks that don't conduct the heat.

0:51:560:51:59

I have to say, though, I was very surprised to learn

0:51:590:52:02

that even British elvers are shipped in tankers

0:52:020:52:04

down to the Spanish border

0:52:040:52:06

where, as you can see, they're enthusiastically consumed

0:52:060:52:09

by one and all

0:52:090:52:10

and, at about seven quid a head, that's quite expensive.

0:52:100:52:13

I wonder if she enjoyed hers.

0:52:130:52:15

I'd rather have a pigeon.

0:52:150:52:16

There, you see? You've actually cooked it

0:52:260:52:28

and they, poor things, poor souls whose kitchen we've interrupted,

0:52:280:52:31

whose life we have tipped upside down, are going to have to eat it.

0:52:310:52:34

Monsieur, j'espere que mon petit plats est monjable

0:52:340:52:38

et que vous gouter un peu.

0:52:380:52:40

FLOYD SPEAKS FRENCH

0:52:400:52:42

This is the moment when the normal hubble and bubble

0:52:510:52:54

of a busy farmhouse goes very quiet.

0:52:540:52:58

There's something about me and the BBC

0:52:580:53:00

that turns vibrant, lively, beautiful Basque characters

0:53:000:53:05

into statues. I wonder if it's my food.

0:53:050:53:08

Tres bon!

0:53:080:53:09

-Fabuleux.

-Fabuleux, oui, oui, oui.

0:53:110:53:14

There'll be more from that legend next week.

0:53:180:53:21

As ever on Best Bites, we're looking back at some of the tastiest recipes

0:53:210:53:24

from the Saturday Kitchen library.

0:53:240:53:25

Still to come on today's Best Bites,

0:53:250:53:28

Nick Nairn and Vivek Singh go head to head in the omelette challenge.

0:53:280:53:31

See how they both get on in just a few minutes.

0:53:310:53:33

And the talented Tristan Welch

0:53:330:53:35

cooks us hearty and warming venison shank casserole

0:53:350:53:38

which he serves with winter veg and pear.

0:53:380:53:41

He marinades the shanks with red wine and port, thyme, bay leaves,

0:53:410:53:44

peppercorns and juniper berries

0:53:440:53:46

and caramelises the pears and parsnips in butter.

0:53:460:53:49

And Sarah Millican faces her food heaven or food hell.

0:53:490:53:52

Would she get her food heaven,

0:53:520:53:53

a passion fruit delice with tuile biscuits,

0:53:530:53:56

or would she get her dreaded food hell,

0:53:560:53:57

spicy beef ribs with sticky chilli chicken and egg fried rice?

0:53:570:54:01

You can find out what she gets to eat at the end of the show.

0:54:010:54:04

Now for a taste of Far Eastern sunshine

0:54:040:54:06

to warm you up at this time of the year.

0:54:060:54:09

The talented Mr James Tanner has a fantastic fish dish on the menu

0:54:090:54:13

that will hit the spot.

0:54:130:54:15

-Mr Tanner, how are you doing?

-Very good.

0:54:150:54:17

-On the menu is what?

-We've got a beautiful steamed whole sea bream

0:54:170:54:20

with some wonderful selection of different spices.

0:54:200:54:23

Oyster sauce, Shaoxing wine, ginger, bit of lemongrass in there.

0:54:230:54:27

-That kind of thing.

-That's quite unusual for you, really.

0:54:270:54:30

-Not really.

-Really?

-No, not really.

0:54:300:54:32

You like all those flavours?

0:54:320:54:33

To me, this is very easy, very great cooking. Shall we get started?

0:54:330:54:37

-What do you want me to do?

-If you can take the zest off the limes

0:54:370:54:39

and then I want you to cut them into little segments for me,

0:54:390:54:42

and we're going to do a little bit of sweet-and-sour lime

0:54:420:54:45

with this dish, while I talk about this wonderful fish.

0:54:450:54:47

We've got a sea bream.

0:54:470:54:48

Now, I got a lot of my inspiration for this recipe, believe it or not,

0:54:480:54:51

years ago when I was on holiday sat on a beach,

0:54:510:54:53

which sounds quite cool, doesn't it?

0:54:530:54:55

And I don't do that a lot. Believe me, I'm usually at work,

0:54:550:54:58

but I was in the Far East and the lady cooked this

0:54:580:55:00

and the closest fish I can use is,

0:55:000:55:02

what we have in British waters, sea bream.

0:55:020:55:04

They had an Asian-type bream fish.

0:55:040:55:06

It's very good on price. This is very, very good this time of year.

0:55:060:55:09

This has been scaled and gutted, OK?

0:55:090:55:11

So, if you run your fingers on it, you're not going to get any scales.

0:55:110:55:14

You eat the skin if you want or you can peel it off, guys,

0:55:140:55:17

-when you eat it in a moment.

-It's a bit like sort of John Dory

0:55:170:55:19

-in terms there's plenty of meat on there.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:55:190:55:22

In the continent, it's also called dorade, as well,

0:55:220:55:25

which is what they use on the terminology.

0:55:250:55:28

I'm going to serve it head-on but a lot of people don't like it.

0:55:280:55:31

If it was my missus, she said, "Oh, it's looking at me."

0:55:310:55:33

You know, it's one of them, but I'm going to leave it on.

0:55:330:55:36

We're going to get a sharp...

0:55:360:55:38

Did she say anything about when you left the house with that jumper on?

0:55:380:55:41

-She chose it, mate.

-Did she?

0:55:410:55:43

Yeah, get all trendy and everything.

0:55:430:55:45

I'm getting down with the kids.

0:55:450:55:46

Everything's been taken off it, scales-wise.

0:55:460:55:48

I'm going to make three incisions. I've done the other side.

0:55:480:55:51

You were rambling on about my top.

0:55:510:55:53

But the idea is this really helps the flavour impregnate into the fish

0:55:530:55:56

as it cooks and it retains the moisture

0:55:560:55:59

which is very, very important. We're going to pack out the fish.

0:55:590:56:01

I'm just going to get a clean-off, wash my hands.

0:56:010:56:03

-Now, mackerel, as well, you could use for this.

-Definitely.

0:56:030:56:06

Mackerel, at this time of year, as well.

0:56:060:56:08

If you wanted to go for a flat fish

0:56:080:56:10

and use something what we call a tranche, which is on the bone,

0:56:100:56:12

you could definitely use... Brill's very good at the moment,

0:56:120:56:15

-I think, as well.

-A good thing about keeping the head on the fish

0:56:150:56:18

-is you get to eat all the beautiful cheeks.

-Exactly. Flavour.

0:56:180:56:21

-Beautiful parts.

-All about the flavour.

0:56:210:56:22

You're really selling this, Nick.

0:56:220:56:25

Right, so, I've got two bowls here.

0:56:250:56:28

I'm going to go Shaoxing wine in one of them, which is a rice wine,

0:56:280:56:31

touch of fish sauce,

0:56:310:56:33

which is lovely, fermented, strong, salty flavour. I'm not using salt.

0:56:330:56:36

Oyster sauce, go for the good stuff.

0:56:360:56:38

You can get the cheap variety. Go for the better stuff if you can.

0:56:380:56:41

The juice of an orange. So I just slice that in half.

0:56:410:56:45

-If you can put your lime zest in there, please.

-All of it?

0:56:450:56:49

Yeah, go on. Actually, no. Do about three quarters.

0:56:490:56:53

I'll have the rest.

0:56:530:56:54

That's great. I'll take that bit there.

0:56:560:56:58

OK, right, can you, as well, slice my chilli?

0:56:580:57:02

That'll be fantastic. Bang the chilli in there.

0:57:020:57:05

In the meantime, I've got two bowls. Here is the reason why.

0:57:050:57:07

I'm just going to batter out a bit of lemongrass

0:57:070:57:11

and we're going to pack the fish with kaffir lime leaves,

0:57:110:57:15

so we rip some of them up.

0:57:150:57:16

Touch of your lime zest, touch of lemongrass.

0:57:160:57:20

-Where's the chilli going?

-The chilli's going in your bowl, yeah.

0:57:200:57:23

OK? So that gets ripped up.

0:57:230:57:26

I'm going to take the lemongrass.

0:57:260:57:27

Doesn't have to be really small.

0:57:270:57:30

I just want that lovely citrusy, oily flavour to come out of it

0:57:300:57:34

-which is fantastic.

-You want all this chilli in there?

0:57:340:57:37

Yeah, it's quite a big one so a little bit more.

0:57:370:57:39

Lovely. Looking good.

0:57:390:57:40

The kaffir lime leaves, you can freeze these really well.

0:57:400:57:43

-Yeah, you can.

-Have them dried.

0:57:430:57:45

They freeze beautifully and, as you've torn them up

0:57:450:57:47

and you've bruised them, you bring out all that aroma,

0:57:470:57:50

and, for curries, for all sorts of things...

0:57:500:57:52

For South-East Asian cooking,

0:57:520:57:55

I noticed when I was there, they used it a lot.

0:57:550:57:58

They use it in loads of different things

0:57:580:58:00

and, also, you know like curry paste that you buy?

0:58:000:58:02

You get a lot of that in curry paste and that kind of thing.

0:58:020:58:05

I'm going to add a little bit of ginger.

0:58:050:58:08

We're just using one of these. You can use a box grater if you want.

0:58:080:58:12

-A bit of that there as well.

-How many of these do you want?

0:58:120:58:15

Actually, one and a half will be fine. That'll be great.

0:58:150:58:19

OK, so a touch of ginger. Just scrape that off and that goes there.

0:58:190:58:24

And then the rest of the ginger, if you use that bigger grater,

0:58:240:58:27

can you put some of that, about a tablespoon,

0:58:270:58:29

-into that marinade mixture?

-No problem.

-Cool, right.

0:58:290:58:31

While you're doing that,

0:58:310:58:33

we grab all of these ingredients up.

0:58:330:58:35

Now, last time you were on, you extended your empire, didn't you?

0:58:350:58:39

You had this little cafe.

0:58:390:58:40

Well, we've got Tanner's which is, believe it or not...

0:58:400:58:45

Now we're coming into the new year, I'm into my 13th year of business.

0:58:450:58:48

-13th year!

-We are business teenagers, which is quite cool.

0:58:480:58:52

Brasserie, six years old,

0:58:520:58:54

because I opened that a week after my daughter was born

0:58:540:58:57

and she's six soon so that's coming up,

0:58:570:58:59

and the cafe we've had now for what?

0:58:590:59:00

I suppose it's been about six, seven months.

0:59:000:59:02

So, yeah, you know, just cracking on with stuff, you know, I love it.

0:59:020:59:06

And you've been doing a new book, is that right?

0:59:060:59:08

Yes, the other one went really well.

0:59:080:59:10

I'm concentrating because I'll end up grating my fingers.

0:59:100:59:13

I'll talk. You grate, all right?

0:59:130:59:15

Do you want all this?

0:59:150:59:16

No, about a tablespoon. That's fine.

0:59:160:59:19

OK, yeah, no, so the last one went very well

0:59:190:59:22

and I've been asked to do another one

0:59:220:59:24

which is lovely, to be asked, actually,

0:59:240:59:26

and... Good ideas, different stuff.

0:59:260:59:29

It's going to be called Tanner's Twists and it's traditional recipes

0:59:290:59:34

but with a little bit of a twist to it.

0:59:340:59:35

Your own kind of thing going on and just fun food.

0:59:350:59:39

Something for the family, something to cook at home, that kind of thing.

0:59:390:59:42

You know, not too cheffy.

0:59:420:59:44

And, no, you know, it's interesting researching recipes

0:59:440:59:47

and also you know what the work goes into books, you've done loads.

0:59:470:59:51

It takes up a lot of your time but very enjoyable.

0:59:510:59:53

Spring onions -

0:59:530:59:55

I'm reserving some back for the presentation at the end,

0:59:550:59:57

in the meantime, the white of the spring onion

0:59:571:00:00

which is the strong flavour...

1:00:001:00:01

If I just turn this around you guys can see better.

1:00:011:00:03

If you put that there,

1:00:031:00:05

-then you can see.

-Right, OK.

1:00:051:00:07

So we've got the kaffir lime leaves,

1:00:071:00:08

bit of lemon grass, spring onions, that kind of thing.

1:00:081:00:12

This stuff, we just give it a little mix-up...

1:00:121:00:15

-Don't you want any of this in it?

-No, not yet.

1:00:151:00:17

-All right.

-Calm down.

1:00:171:00:20

Right, and then what we're going to do is we pour this over the top.

1:00:201:00:23

-OK?

-Yeah.

-So there you go.

1:00:241:00:26

Now, you get a bamboo steamer set up - or a metal steamer,

1:00:261:00:28

a wok would be fantastic.

1:00:281:00:30

Simmering water, OK?

1:00:301:00:32

And then all we do is we grab that -

1:00:321:00:34

here's one I've got done obviously because of time...

1:00:341:00:36

Takes about 15 to 20 minutes to cook through.

1:00:361:00:39

I'm going to add that there. Now, just before...

1:00:391:00:41

-Do you want that there?

-Yes, please.

1:00:411:00:44

We've got some Szechuan peppercorns,

1:00:441:00:46

-cracked, already pre-cracked, that goes over the top, OK?

-Yeah.

1:00:461:00:49

-On with the lid...

-Now, these are hot ones.

1:00:491:00:51

They're quite hot, aren't they, if you get...

1:00:511:00:54

-The ones that make your mouth tingle.

-Yes.

1:00:541:00:56

The thing, that's the whole idea of this,

1:00:561:00:58

the citrus, the ginger and everything else... Beautiful.

1:00:581:01:01

OK, we've also got some garlic chives as well.

1:01:011:01:04

These have got a wonderful flavour, going to bang a few of them on.

1:01:041:01:07

-Before it cooks, yeah?

-Yeah, yeah. Bit in there as well.

1:01:071:01:09

So look, we've got this stuff here -

1:01:091:01:11

this has been soaking, minimum you've got to do it for three hours.

1:01:111:01:14

If not, do it overnight.

1:01:141:01:16

-It's a glutinous short grain rice...

-Is that right?

1:01:161:01:18

-That's right!

-Thank you, Chef.

1:01:181:01:20

You don't believe me, do you?

1:01:201:01:22

-I just made it up(!)

-Yeah, go on then.

1:01:231:01:25

I'm going to drain it off...

1:01:251:01:27

And again, this takes about...

1:01:291:01:31

I've deliberately... Thanks.

1:01:311:01:33

I've deliberately done this cos it takes

1:01:331:01:34

the same time to cook more or less as the fish -

1:01:341:01:37

this probably takes about five to ten minutes longer.

1:01:371:01:39

But what we've got here is...

1:01:391:01:41

You can use a clean J-Cloth,

1:01:411:01:43

-would be perfectly fine with this, OK?

-Yeah.

1:01:431:01:45

Steamer set up, colander...

1:01:451:01:47

Whatever your choice - J-Cloth, muslin. No salt, nothing. OK?

1:01:481:01:52

-In there...

-Yeah.

1:01:521:01:54

Push down.

1:01:541:01:56

Wrap it back up.

1:01:561:01:58

Cook it for ten to 15 minutes with the lid on...

1:01:581:02:01

There's the little bamboo lid, look.

1:02:011:02:02

Bang that on -

1:02:021:02:04

10 to 15 minutes later,

1:02:041:02:06

undo it all,

1:02:061:02:07

fluff it up with a fork,

1:02:071:02:09

put it back down, cook it for another ten.

1:02:091:02:11

So put your rice on first, put your fish on, chill out,

1:02:111:02:13

go and watch a rerun at Christmas time and all that kind of thing,

1:02:131:02:16

whatever you want to do.

1:02:161:02:17

Now, here, this one's cooked through. Just turn off the heat...

1:02:171:02:21

-Do you want a spoon for that?

-No, I'm going to do a little turnout,

1:02:231:02:26

we're going to flip this bad boy. Come on.

1:02:261:02:29

GUESTS CHUCKLE

1:02:291:02:31

Live life on the edge, don't you, eh, in Plymouth(?)

1:02:311:02:33

You've got to have chef's hands for that, by the way,

1:02:331:02:35

cos that was quite hot. But that's cool.

1:02:351:02:37

THEY LAUGH

1:02:371:02:39

Did that make sense(?)

1:02:391:02:40

Told you his brother does all the cooking!

1:02:401:02:43

Here we go.

1:02:441:02:45

Flip it up...

1:02:451:02:47

Then we're just going to

1:02:491:02:51

lift off that...

1:02:511:02:52

And, you know, if you want that kind of dinner party-ish thing

1:02:521:02:55

or you're chilling out or having a little cocktail

1:02:551:02:57

and all that kind of stuff,

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bam it all out on the table and help yourselves kind of thing,

1:02:591:03:01

have a couple of the fish done... Just pull this up...

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All right? You can put a spoonful... I'll grab your spoon in a second.

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Nice spoonful on there, James, while I try and tackle...

1:03:091:03:11

-So you've got a scarf now, to match your jumper.

-Thank you. Very nice.

1:03:111:03:15

I could put the headband on like you used to back in the day.

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Yeah, a long time ago. GUESTS LAUGH

1:03:181:03:20

-I remember that, J!

-Shut up and put the fish on.

1:03:201:03:22

Where's this going?

1:03:221:03:24

Spoonful of that on the back corner.

1:03:241:03:26

I'm not going to be able to pick the fish up with a ladle -

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do not try this at home...

1:03:281:03:30

Grab yourself a good fish slice.

1:03:301:03:32

And then we're just going to grab our fish...

1:03:321:03:35

And notice it's not all falling apart on me -

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you just want it so it's only just cooked. We're going to grab...

1:03:391:03:42

Some of the juices over the top.

1:03:421:03:44

How long does that go in there for?

1:03:441:03:46

15 to 20 minutes.

1:03:461:03:47

Some of the juices over the top.

1:03:471:03:49

James, we've got some little coriander shoots...

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And with the lime now, at this last stage,

1:03:521:03:55

touch of water is in there with a sprinkling of sugar.

1:03:551:03:58

You want it so it's literally raw

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and it's got a bit of bite.

1:04:001:04:02

Let that sugar dissolve.

1:04:021:04:03

I've got my spring onion ends...

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-You can get these in the supermarket, they've started to grow these.

-Yeah.

1:04:061:04:10

You can buy them already...

1:04:101:04:11

-Sesame oil, James, and sesame seeds.

-Yeah...

1:04:111:04:14

You put the oil on at the end, don't cook with it. OK?

1:04:141:04:18

Bit of that over the top.

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And then we've got our sweet and sour lime

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where it's literally just dissolved. Few of them over the top...

1:04:221:04:24

You finish off, and I think it looks fantastic.

1:04:251:04:28

Little bit of that. Remind us what that is again.

1:04:281:04:30

This is my esteemed

1:04:301:04:31

Asian-style bream I suppose, with sticky rice.

1:04:311:04:34

Not bad, that.

1:04:341:04:35

It looks good. But does it TASTE good?

1:04:401:04:42

It certainly smells good as well.

1:04:421:04:45

There you go. Your first dish.

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-Thank you very much.

-Dive into that -

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I don't know where you start on it really, but...

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Is it like a fish where you start the middle and work your way out?

1:04:521:04:55

I'd just put a knife into it and scrape the flesh back off the bones.

1:04:551:04:58

-Yeah. That's it...

-See how it just falls off the bone?

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If it's undercooked it won't fall off the bone - if it's over it'll fall apart when you pick it up.

1:05:011:05:05

Garlic chives, that's a new one on me.

1:05:051:05:07

-Yeah...

-Lovely, strong intense flavour that works with the citrus.

1:05:071:05:10

They are strong, but they often go in salads and bits and pieces,

1:05:101:05:13

those little garlic chives.

1:05:131:05:15

But with the ginger and the chilli and everything...

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That's fantastic. Really beautiful.

1:05:171:05:19

Clean, fresh and flavoursome cooking.

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And that chilli just gives you the right amount of bite. Brilliant stuff.

1:05:261:05:30

Now, Vivek Singh was just one spot behind a certain Nick Nairn

1:05:301:05:33

when they met at the Omelette Challenge hobs in this next clip.

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But would either of them

1:05:361:05:38

be able to scramble their way to the top of the leaderboard?

1:05:381:05:40

Let's find out.

1:05:401:05:42

Right, all the chefs that come on the show are battling it out against the clock and each other

1:05:421:05:46

to test how fast they can make a simple three-egg omelette.

1:05:461:05:48

Nick, just outside the top ten - you WERE in the top ten...

1:05:481:05:51

-I used to be. What's happened?

-You've been booted out.

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And just behind you there, Vivek.

1:05:531:05:55

More or less equal, so it should be a good race today.

1:05:551:05:58

So usual rules apply, three-egg omelette

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as fast as you can, let's put the clocks up...

1:06:011:06:03

Are you ready? Three, two, one, go.

1:06:031:06:04

These are usually pretty quick, these two...

1:06:061:06:08

It's a concentration on their faces, you know, on the three eggs...

1:06:161:06:19

Fiercely competitive.

1:06:191:06:21

Told you they were quick! GONG

1:06:211:06:23

The best bit about all this, they do that - "Yes...!

1:06:241:06:28

"Get in there."

1:06:281:06:30

Right...

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I don't know what this is.

1:06:321:06:34

-The egg's cooked, James.

-And it's held together! This is the key to it,

1:06:361:06:40

it's not scrambled egg.

1:06:401:06:41

This one is slightly cooked more...

1:06:411:06:43

I'm trying to beat your time!

1:06:441:06:48

That's the bit I cooked.

1:06:481:06:50

Vivek...

1:06:501:06:51

Do you think you were quicker?

1:06:561:06:58

-Don't think so.

-Yes, you were quicker.

1:06:581:07:01

Were you quick enough to get in the top ten? You did it...

1:07:011:07:04

in 17.42 seconds.

1:07:041:07:06

Oh, look at that...

1:07:061:07:07

Which puts you right there.

1:07:071:07:10

Fifth place,

1:07:111:07:13

which then knocks down...Bryn.

1:07:131:07:16

Oh, Bryn!

1:07:161:07:19

Can't have been far behind him.

1:07:201:07:23

Yours IS an omelette.

1:07:231:07:25

So you've knocked out

1:07:251:07:27

the two-Michelin star Tom Kerridge, he's gone.

1:07:271:07:29

Whoa!

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Which he'll be not happy about.

1:07:301:07:32

No, but he'll be back...

1:07:321:07:33

But how quick did you do it in?

1:07:331:07:35

Do you think you beat your mate...?

1:07:351:07:37

No, no, no.

1:07:371:07:38

You didn't. But you were pretty close,

1:07:381:07:40

you did it in 17.12 seconds.

1:07:401:07:44

Whoo!

1:07:441:07:45

Oh, well done.

1:07:451:07:47

Two grown men, and six eggs. It's pathetic, isn't it?

1:07:491:07:52

It's not often that happens. Fantastic work, gents.

1:07:571:08:00

Now, when Tristan Welch came in to cook this corker of a casserole,

1:08:001:08:04

even I was slightly surprised at how much butter he used.

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And THAT'S saying something.

1:08:071:08:09

My favourite cut of venison's on the menu, look at this.

1:08:091:08:11

The venison foreshank - it's a bit like a lamb shank

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-but from a venison.

-I've never seen people cook this before.

1:08:141:08:16

It's from the front legs of the old deer.

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-So you're going to marinade this first of all...

-Not MY old dear.

1:08:181:08:22

It's not my old dear, it's THE old deer.

1:08:221:08:24

Obviously I'd be in trouble.

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So I'm just going to marinade

1:08:261:08:27

in red wine and port...

1:08:271:08:28

There we are. Put loads of it in there.

1:08:281:08:31

So this is slowly cooked?

1:08:311:08:33

What's the name of this dish then?

1:08:331:08:35

Venison casserole, I think, with roasted pears

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and parsnips

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and Cheltenham beetroot and all those wonderful things.

1:08:391:08:42

I mean, look at the ingredients, it's a real seasonal treat.

1:08:421:08:45

Right, so this has got

1:08:451:08:47

red wine and port, thyme, peppercorns,

1:08:471:08:49

bay leaves and juniper berries -

1:08:491:08:51

we're going to pop it into the fridge there...

1:08:511:08:55

and we'll take out this one.

1:08:551:08:58

And I better get my pears on as well, they'll be raw otherwise.

1:08:581:09:02

So how long are you going to marinade that for, then?

1:09:021:09:05

-We're going to marinade that overnight.

-Yeah.

1:09:051:09:07

At least overnight. You can marinade it two or three days -

1:09:071:09:10

in fact, that's what I would do.

1:09:101:09:13

Now, this is one of my favourite seasonal sort of...

1:09:131:09:17

It's not a vegetable but I use it as a vegetable at the moment,

1:09:171:09:20

it's pear. And they roast beautifully in loads and loads of...

1:09:201:09:23

What's your favourite thing called again?

1:09:231:09:26

-Butter.

-Butter! There we are,

1:09:261:09:28

loads and loads of butter. So I'm just going to cut them in half.

1:09:281:09:31

You don't have to use a melon baller but if you're a fancy chef like me

1:09:311:09:34

it kind of comes second nature.

1:09:341:09:36

Cut out the stalks there like that.

1:09:361:09:38

Then a pinch of salt on it...

1:09:381:09:40

-Do you want me to dice up the bacon?

-Yeah, yeah.

1:09:401:09:43

-We'll crack on with the old...

-Small or chunky?

1:09:431:09:46

Erm... Chunky, please. It's just a flavouring agent, really.

1:09:471:09:50

Loads of butter,

1:09:501:09:52

-and we get those pears in, cracking away there...

-All right.

1:09:521:09:55

Lovely, and I'll get that frying off in the pan as well.

1:09:581:10:01

Cos it's nice to fry up the venison shanks in the fat from the er...

1:10:021:10:08

Now, you mentioned you get these from a butcher...

1:10:081:10:10

-That's a lot of butter going in there.

-You like it, eh?

-Well...

1:10:101:10:14

Is that too much butter for you?!

1:10:141:10:16

No, that's...

1:10:161:10:17

-Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first!

-It's enough.

1:10:171:10:20

It's enough.

1:10:201:10:21

Well, I think it really helps,

1:10:211:10:23

and also if you want to make it a bit more Christmassy,

1:10:231:10:25

you chuck in some cinnamon, some cloves and all that

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sort of stuff, you get that great sort of spiciness going on.

1:10:271:10:30

For the venison, touch of olive oil...

1:10:301:10:33

-These are onion squashes, these little things, aren't they?

-Yeah.

1:10:331:10:37

-Did you know, the squash...

-You're about to tell me!

-Yeah, exactly.

1:10:371:10:42

-Are you sitting comfortably?

-Yeah.

1:10:421:10:44

The squash family, it really derives from the cucumber family.

1:10:441:10:48

-Really?

-You heard it here first, yeah,

1:10:491:10:51

and it wasn't in a Christmas cracker actually.

1:10:511:10:53

Too much of that mulled wine, I think that's what you've been having.

1:10:531:10:56

Our butter's fried a lot quicker than I thought it would have done.

1:10:581:11:01

-I'm going to season these venison shanks...

-Yeah.

1:11:011:11:04

..and pop them in as well and letting them fry away there.

1:11:041:11:07

And you get a nice brown colour.

1:11:081:11:10

Keeping all the port and red wine it's been marinated in,

1:11:101:11:13

course we're going to use that in the casserole as well,

1:11:131:11:16

give it that rich, rich flavour.

1:11:161:11:18

There we are.

1:11:181:11:19

Get a nice golden brown colour on that.

1:11:191:11:21

Yup...

1:11:211:11:23

And these of course have got the little seeds in,

1:11:241:11:26

-you get so many different types of squash.

-Unbelievable, isn't it?

1:11:261:11:30

I believe there's 700 different types of squash.

1:11:301:11:32

I've got to say, the onion squash is my favourite actually.

1:11:321:11:35

And I like it cos you can eat the skin on it.

1:11:351:11:38

-GUESTS LAUGH

-Oh...

1:11:381:11:40

I've just thrown it away.

1:11:401:11:41

System breakdown. System breakdown.

1:11:411:11:43

The er...

1:11:441:11:48

GUESTS LAUGH

1:11:481:11:50

There we go, we can put it back. They'll never know,

1:11:501:11:52

it'll be all right on the night. There we are. Lovely.

1:11:521:11:55

Obviously it needs to cook first, but...

1:11:551:11:56

How big pieces do you want these?

1:11:591:12:01

Nice little wedges.

1:12:011:12:03

-What, little wedge?

-Yeah...

1:12:031:12:05

I mean, it's either that Nathan Outlaw wedge or

1:12:051:12:07

that Kenny Atkinson wedge -

1:12:071:12:09

how big a wedge do you want?

1:12:091:12:11

Well, can I have sort of

1:12:111:12:12

-Kenny Atkinson meets Nathan outlaw wedge and go in half?

-Half of it.

1:12:121:12:16

-Bingo. Perfect. Spot on.

-There you go.

1:12:161:12:18

Right, so our venison shanks are nice and coloured there,

1:12:181:12:22

see that really dark colouration there? That's what we're after.

1:12:221:12:25

Get that beautiful rich flavours into it.

1:12:251:12:28

So, we're going to put in our vegetables first...

1:12:281:12:32

-Crikey, maybe it WAS the mulled wine.

-Yeah, exactly.

1:12:321:12:35

Your house is going to stink, the heat of that pan.

1:12:371:12:39

Like I do round my mum's, annoy her.

1:12:391:12:42

Right. So just cut up the vegetables roughly -

1:12:421:12:44

your carrots, your celery, and your onion.

1:12:441:12:47

-That's a big onion.

-A little birdie tells me you're taking a break...

1:12:471:12:51

Yes, your birdie informs you well.

1:12:511:12:53

-From cooking.

-No, not from cooking.

1:12:531:12:55

I'm just taking a bit of time out from London,

1:12:551:13:00

so to speak - I'm moving to Sweden. I'm going to...

1:13:001:13:02

Moving to Sweden?!

1:13:021:13:04

Yes, just for the year. Taking a year out in Sweden.

1:13:041:13:06

That's the whole idea.

1:13:061:13:08

-Taxman.

-You're earning too much money.

1:13:081:13:11

That's what it is(!)

1:13:111:13:12

No, it's not.

1:13:121:13:13

It's about getting back to some core values in cooking...

1:13:131:13:16

-Core values?

-Absolutely core values.

1:13:161:13:19

In Sweden?!

1:13:191:13:20

Yeah, because we're going to live in a nice little rural location,

1:13:201:13:24

really close to kind of wild foods and things like that

1:13:241:13:27

and kind of get a bit more closer to nature, that's the idea.

1:13:271:13:31

Right, now all my vegetables are nicely

1:13:311:13:33

caramelised away and cooked away...

1:13:331:13:35

What am I doing with these?

1:13:351:13:37

You're going to cut them in half -

1:13:371:13:39

we're going to wrap them up and cook them en papillote.

1:13:391:13:42

-Just like that?

-That's it, perfect.

1:13:421:13:44

I've just popped the parsnips in the er...

1:13:441:13:46

He has been drinking, hasn't he(?)

1:13:461:13:48

I have not been drinking.

1:13:481:13:50

I would love a drink if you've got one, I mean...

1:13:501:13:53

That's all gone in,

1:13:531:13:55

-about 15 kilos of butter...

-Yes.

-What's gone in here?

1:13:551:13:57

I'm going to call this the James Martin method of cookery here.

1:13:571:14:00

So in here I've coloured off my shanks,

1:14:001:14:03

I've coloured off my vegetables,

1:14:031:14:06

I've put in the marinade,

1:14:061:14:07

with some thyme, and the rest of the beautiful herbs on it.

1:14:071:14:10

-And now we're going to put in our stock...

-Yeah.

1:14:101:14:13

We'll cover it up like so...

1:14:131:14:14

..and put a lid on it and let that come back up to the simmer

1:14:161:14:18

while we cover that in tinfoil and pop it in the oven.

1:14:181:14:20

Where's your tinfoil?

1:14:201:14:22

-Here we are.

-OK.

-Right.

1:14:221:14:25

Cooking these en papillote?

1:14:251:14:26

Yeah. Would you mind making a little vinaigrette with vinegar and...

1:14:261:14:30

Vinegar and olive oil?

1:14:301:14:33

Yeah, yeah.

1:14:331:14:35

Basically it gives the beetroot a little bit of acidity,

1:14:351:14:38

and this onion squash, do we want

1:14:381:14:40

-the Kenny Atkinson one in there...?

-No, that's fine.

1:14:401:14:43

-Even Kenny can come too, there we are.

-There you go.

1:14:431:14:45

So...that's it.

1:14:451:14:47

-I'll put a little bit of extra thyme in that one.

-OK.

1:14:491:14:52

Salt and pepper in it...

1:14:531:14:54

It's a great idea for Christmas, this,

1:14:541:14:56

you can pop it in the oven and forget about it.

1:14:561:14:58

This can all be done the day before.

1:14:581:14:59

So it doesn't matter if you've had a drink, all right?

1:14:591:15:03

-It helps.

-It might help, yeah!

1:15:041:15:06

-So I'll grab this thing.

-If you wouldn't mind, yeah.

1:15:061:15:08

You grab that and I'll grab the veggies.

1:15:081:15:11

Super-duper.

1:15:111:15:12

And how long's this go into the oven for, then?

1:15:141:15:16

That, about three hours, I think.

1:15:161:15:18

-Three hours?

-Yes. But it's well worth that wait.

1:15:181:15:21

-But the vegetables, they take about 25, 30 minutes.

-Temperature?

1:15:211:15:25

Er, all at about 140 degrees Centigrade for the casserole.

1:15:251:15:30

-A bit hotter for the veggies.

-Right.

1:15:301:15:33

Now, look at this, this is lovely. This is what I'm talking about.

1:15:331:15:37

-Look at that lovely richness.

-It does look good, doesn't it?

1:15:371:15:40

Seriously, this is my favourite winter vegetable right now,

1:15:401:15:43

even though it's not a vegetable.

1:15:431:15:45

Get these turned over.

1:15:451:15:46

So let's take out one of these shanks here.

1:15:461:15:48

-What, those?

-Oh, there it is! Yeah! I was wondering where it was in there.

1:15:481:15:51

Oh, all right. Take that, look at that.

1:15:511:15:54

This is why I'm so excited about this.

1:15:541:15:55

Look at that meat, it just falls off the bone like that. So delicious.

1:15:551:15:59

-Bit like the lamb shanks as well.

-Yeah, yeah.

-It's all the same.

1:15:591:16:03

-Absolutely.

-How much would you pay for one of those?

1:16:031:16:05

-If you got one, that is.

-Don't pay over two quid for one.

1:16:051:16:08

Don't pay over two quid for one, that's what I say.

1:16:081:16:11

-Cos the lamb shanks have got quite expensive.

-They are,

1:16:111:16:13

because everyone's using them.

1:16:131:16:15

I love the smell of the papillote that comes out -

1:16:151:16:17

the aroma is just fantastic.

1:16:171:16:19

-Just stop yapping and get it on the plate.

-All right, all right!

1:16:191:16:22

See, I'm not even in charge of my own recipe, am I?

1:16:221:16:24

There you go.

1:16:241:16:26

Put the venison shank there, fall off the bone, and look,

1:16:261:16:28

the piece de resistance is the roasted pear - lovely -

1:16:281:16:31

-and a couple of parsnips...

-Do you want a bigger plate?

1:16:311:16:35

Do you know what? Let's put it in the casserole.

1:16:351:16:37

That's the best place for it.

1:16:371:16:38

-There you go. Do you want the sauce as well?

-Yes, please.

1:16:381:16:41

-There's a spoon.

-Lovely. What I like to do is plonk all the veg

1:16:411:16:44

on top of the casserole and put it in the middle of the table.

1:16:441:16:46

Finish that off with a few chestnuts?

1:16:461:16:49

Chestnuts are in the sauce. Last minute. I love chestnuts,

1:16:491:16:51

and I think they're lovely with things like crushed parsnips,

1:16:511:16:54

which would be a great side veg, actually, or crushed celeriac.

1:16:541:16:57

So tell us what that is again?

1:16:571:16:59

I'll just put all the sauce on there, you need it all.

1:16:591:17:02

So it's a venison shank casserole with roasted winter vegetables,

1:17:021:17:05

-and a pear.

-I have to say, it looks delicious.

1:17:051:17:07

I like how you've got the side dish of that by the side of it as well.

1:17:121:17:14

-Yeah.

-Do you like your butter salted or not?

1:17:141:17:17

Lovely. Right. There you go.

1:17:171:17:18

I think there's enough for everybody!

1:17:201:17:22

If not, there's plenty more in the kitchen.

1:17:221:17:25

-I have to say, I've never tried this piece of venison.

-No, never.

1:17:251:17:29

-Never tried it?

-No.

-It's so tender!

-It smells amazing.

1:17:291:17:32

It cooks beautifully.

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It's got that nice, sticky, gelatinous sort of thing to it.

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But I've never seen that in any supermarkets or anywhere.

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So your butcher's...like you say, it's predominately put into mince.

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Yeah, put into mince. What a sacrilege.

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-That is delicious.

-Worth finding?

-Mmm!

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-It's so tender. Melt-in-your-mouth.

-It's good, isn't it?

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That really is winter warming food at its very best -

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the venison was SO tender.

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Now, when comedian Sarah Millican joined us in the studio

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to face her Food Heaven or Food Hell, she certainly wasn't joking

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when she said she wanted passion fruit rather than beef ribs.

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But who got the last laugh? Let's find out.

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-You look nervous.

-I know, I am nervous.

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So Food Heaven could be passion fruit,

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we've got masses of passion fruit here in a nice little delice -

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well, I say little, it's quite big - with tuile biscuits round the edge.

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Food Hell would be this pile of meat on ribs, really.

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We've got the chicken ribs and we've got the beef ribs over here,

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spicy Chinese-style egg fried rice.

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What do you think these lot have decided?

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It was 3-0 from everybody at home.

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I don't know. They look like lovely women, though.

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And lovely men. You look like lovely people,

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-so fingers crossed.

-It is.

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-Have you already decided?

-It's 4-0 to them lot as well.

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-So it's 7-0! You've got passion fruit.

-No, really?

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Is that, like, a first?

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-Is that a first?

-It's like a Bolton Wanderers score.

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Right, so what we're going to...

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What we're going to do is then take our eggs, over here,

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if you can do me three egg yolks, three egg whites - there we go.

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We're going to make our custard.

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So the custard for this is passion fruit, which we've got in there.

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The egg whites I need in the machine, please.

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There we go. The egg whites are for a little Italian meringue.

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So what we've got in here is some vanilla.

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Nigel's making our little tuile. We've got a little template here,

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which I've made out of, like, an ice cream tub,

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and then you're going to make these little biscuits

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that are going to go around our cake.

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So vanilla gone in there, we've got some stock syrup in there,

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and we've got some sugar in there. There we go.

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-You've got the egg whites.

-Yeah, they're on their way.

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The egg yolks are for this custard.

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The egg whites are for an Italian meringue.

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There's three ways of making it.

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There's cold meringue, where you add the sugar cold, hot, where you add

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the sugar hot, or boiled, which is the Italian way...yeah, straight in.

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-When you do it this way.

-What about when you buy the meringues,

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is that another one? I thought of a fourth one for you!

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That's the fourth one, yeah, you're probably right!

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I forgot about that one.

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Right, we've got the cream, we've power-whipped the cream in there.

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So that's that one.

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Ohh.

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See, you're tempted already for this one.

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With our custard, because this is a custard we...

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Normally with custard you use milk.

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This one we don't.

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So you add the passion fruit straight to this, and that way you get -

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oops, sorry - you get a better flavour to it.

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Put that on there, and we cook this out a little bit.

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So normally you'd use milk, and this is how to make proper custard.

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And we whisk all that lot together, just still it starts to get thick,

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pour it in there...

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We can leave that to one side.

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Meanwhile, over here,

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we've got the mixture, which it is when you leave it.

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So it's not thick yet, we've only got two leaves of gelatine in there,

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but of course we're going to add the cream and our meringue.

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Our Italian meringue. A lot of noise just now. Three egg whites in there.

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-Yeah.

-Biscuits happening over here.

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Now, the jelly for this, the topping, the second part of this recipe,

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you've got a sponge base, then you've got this mixture we're making now,

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then you've got the jelly at the top, which is passion fruit,

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passion fruit full, gelatine and stock syrup.

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That's it. And then the jelly on the top.

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There's three layers, that's the whole idea of it.

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Now bring this to the boil.

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Bit noisy at this point.

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But the idea is we get this to what we call...it's called soft-ball.

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No jokes, all right?

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So the idea is this, we basically bring this to the boil,

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and it goes to 120 degrees centigrade,

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so it's hotter than boiling water,

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and then we pour that onto the egg white.

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You know when it's ready cos it just starts to turn around the eggs.

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So all that's in there is sugar and water.

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The idea is...oh, switch this off.

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The idea behind this is you allow it to come to the boil,

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the water evaporates off,

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so you end up with this mixture of what we call soft-ball,

1:21:461:21:49

-which is...this is almost when you get to candyfloss.

-Oh, yeah.

1:21:491:21:53

-That's what this is.

-OK.

1:21:531:21:54

Candyfloss is basically just water and sugar brought to the boil,

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turned into a colour, and then you spin it.

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-Nice.

-That's candyfloss. Easy as that.

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We're getting there. Our biscuits are happening over here.

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So I'll whisk this up.

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And we pour this mixture carefully...

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..onto the egg whites.

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Now this is great if you like meringue,

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particularly for a lemon meringue pie,

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and people who are pregnant, because it's cooking the egg whites, look.

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Oh, yes, of course.

1:22:241:22:26

So there's no raw egg there, it's already cooked.

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You can see that.

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It's cooking it. Now, if we continue to mix this,

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-for about two minutes, you end up with that.

-Ah!

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Stick your finger in there and taste.

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-Smooth...

-Oh, my God.

-We're good to go here.

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-That's amazing.

-Happy with that?

-Very happy.

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Right, and then we take our meringue...

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there, so it's quite sticky at this point.

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Can I just tell you that I'm really happy right now?

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-You're really happy?

-Yeah!

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So we whisk this together.

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-Mm-hmm.

-Like that.

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And then at this point, you'll be happier still,

1:23:031:23:07

-we then take our cream.

-Ohh!

1:23:071:23:10

Sorry! I'm just doing noises now, sorry.

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And we pour that in there.

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Now, if you can bring me over the, er...

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The mould...

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-It's all yours.

-Oh!

1:23:201:23:22

And if we whip this all up, you see, it starts to thicken up.

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Now, what you do need is it in the fridge for long enough.

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So...

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we pour that over there.

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That's good, that is.

1:23:341:23:36

Now, I've done enough for one portion -

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you can double this, of course.

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LAUGHTER

1:23:401:23:42

What's everybody else having?

1:23:421:23:43

And then we'll pop that in the fridge.

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Now, what you do need to do is leave this to rest in the fridge.

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If you want to speed it up, in the freezer.

1:23:501:23:52

But leave it to rest for a good couple of hours...

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-A couple of hours?!

-A couple of hours, yeah.

-I'll have to go out.

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LAUGHTER

1:23:581:24:00

And then we've got the topping. It'll be worth it, trust me!

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And then we've got that.

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-And then what we do - when you're out, you can buy one of these.

-Yes.

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Careful when you're doing this.

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All this is doing...

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..is heating up the mould.

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Right.

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So then when you actually come to take it off...

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it should...

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Need another blast there?

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That's my finger!

1:24:281:24:29

LAUGHTER

1:24:291:24:32

-Just that last little...

-So you can just...

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melt the top a little bit so it starts to shine up.

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Now, Nigel over there has been actually quite quiet.

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-He's been beavering away making his biscuits.

-Look how many I've made!

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These are these little tuile biscuits.

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What about these black ones, Nige?

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-Have you burnt some?

-Nah, they're all right.

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You take these biscuits...

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..and if you start at one end and go round,

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or you do what Nigel's done...

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Oh! Come on.

1:25:051:25:07

-The idea is...

-Are they just sticking, are they?

-Yeah.

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And you keep building up, building up, building up.

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So these are tuile biscuits, these are made out of butter,

1:25:161:25:19

flour, egg white, and that's about it, really.

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-And some icing sugar.

-They look really easy.

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-Well, they are.

-So does comedy.

-When they're warm, they're pliable.

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When they're warm, they're, like, they're pliable,

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and then when they set...

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-They set...quite firm.

-Looks like a sun.

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-Look at that!

-It's amazing!

-Wahey!

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-All for you!

-Oh, wow, thank you!

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Now, I know you'd want a smaller spoon, so I'll give you that.

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LAUGHTER

1:25:481:25:50

Go on, dive in the middle there.

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But what I will do is... Should I cut you a little portion?

1:25:521:25:55

Yeah, it might be better.

1:25:551:25:56

I mean, if there was nobody else here I wouldn't even use that.

1:25:561:25:59

Right. I'll just take that up...

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and then we'll deal with that. To cut the delice,

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just take a knife...

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heat it up...

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-Do you want a plate there?

-I've got a board there, actually.

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And we can then take a slice of this.

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Girls, I think you ought to come over at this point, don't you?

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-Look as if you're left out there.

-There's a portion.

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There's a Northern portion, a Yorkshire portion.

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A Northern portion!

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That's what's left.

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Yeah, that's what's left.

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There you have it. The girls can have that, you can have that - dive in.

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Thank you very much.

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We want some spoons, don't we?

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-There you go, ladies, get in there.

-Dive into that.

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Sarah, do I need to ask, is that Food Heaven?

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Is it heavenly, Sarah?

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Just leave us alone for a couple of minutes, would you?

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That would certainly look impressive on a dining table this Christmas.

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Give it a try. That's all we've got time for today on Best Bites.

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If you'd like to try your hand at any of the fabulous food you saw,

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you can of course find all the studio recipes on our website -

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go to bbc.co.uk/recipes

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There are loads of delicious dishes on there for you to choose from.

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So have a merry Christmas, and I'll see you very soon. Bye for now.

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