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Good morning. We've got some top-class cooking

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to get your tastebuds going. This is Saturday Kitchen Best Bites.

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Welcome to the show. We've got a line-up of very hungry celebrity guests

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waiting to be fed by some pretty great chefs this morning.

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French baking legend Richard Bertinet

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creates a puffball bread and fills it with tomatoes, Parma ham,

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cos lettuce and a Caesar dressing, creating a unique lunchtime treat.

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The man with two Michelin stars above the pub door is Tom Kerridge.

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He brings Cornish pollock to the table.

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He oven-bakes the fish and serves it with radishes,

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borage flowers and lardo,

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creating one of the most stunning plates you're ever going to see.

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The lovely Sophie Grigson pot-roasts pheasant for us.

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She cooks it with carrots and Riesling

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and serves it with a stunning baked potato, sweetcorn and saffron mash.

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And Gloria Hunniford faced her food heaven or food hell.

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Would she get her food heaven - scallops - with my decadent gratinated scallops

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served in the scallop shell with lobster, or her food hell - rabbit -

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with my wild rabbit and morel stew with olive oil mash?

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You can find out what she gets to eat at the end of today's show.

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First up, Adam Byatt puts a delicate seafood twist on a one-pot wonder.

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On the menu is what? Today, we're going to cook a lemon sole dish.

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A little one-pot wonder.

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We've got some mussels, leeks, samphire

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and a bit of creme fraiche to finish it. We're going to make an old-school fish stock as well, which I never do.

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It's a lovely lemon sole. Buy it on the bone so I can make the stock.

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I'm going to take the fillets off quickly.

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With Dover sole being the most expensive one,

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it's thinner in shape, really.

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I think Dover sole is a bit prohibitive, for me, on the price.

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A beautiful fish. It's one of the best fish there is. But prohibitive.

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And I love lemon sole. But it's probably got to be four times

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the price of one of these little things, really? Yeah.

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We use Torbay, we use witch sole, we use megrim soles. We use all sorts.

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It depends. They are quite seasonal. It does depend on the time of year.

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Now, megrim soles, that's sole that looks a little anaemic.

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It's an ugly one, yeah. It's not the most pretty thing in the world.

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It's not, no. But these things are bottom feeders,

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so you can see, if you turn the fillets over, you have a dark side

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which actually blends into the sand, and the white bit is underneath

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as they sit on the bottom of the ocean. That's it.

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So we'll just take that off.

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If you could make some fish stock out of the bones, James.

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I know Bill's interested because you're learning all these new types

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of fish now you're over here. It's quite different.

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It takes a while, actually. We don't have any of that mahi mahi.

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Yeah, Hapuku or... Ooja-booja, whatever it is.

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And the fish are bigger in Australia. They're like this.

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Big and chunky fillets.

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Size is not that important, Bill, you know what I mean?

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I don't know.

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So these, I'm just skinning these sole, James.

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I'm just going to get the knife under the flesh

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and just move the fish rather than the knife.

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So four fillets on a flat fish.

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You could, of course, just get your fishmonger to do it.

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Now, in here, you've got the wine, you've got the water.

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White wine, some water, white vegetables, so onions, celery, leeks,

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bay leaf, peppercorns. That's reminded me,

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you want a bit of leek in there as well.

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A bit of leek, please, mate.

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And the reason for white veg is to keep the colour?

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You don't put carrots in there. They won't cook in time.

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Obviously, you want to cook your fish stock for 20 minutes,

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otherwise it goes bitter, overcooks,

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there's nothing left to cook after that.

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And these, you want them nice and thin?

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Please, on the angle, nice and thin.

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This is a cracking dish to make at home.

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And I wanted to do a dish, my mum said to me,

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"Make sure it's a dish I can do at home.

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"Don't be doing any of that chef-y stuff." Poncy stuff?

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"None of that jus stuff, just give me gravy." That's it.

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She don't talk like that.

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So we roll these up, like that.

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That's just about making sure we've got some density to the fish.

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There's a sink in the back there.

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So you've got the little fillets there... That's it.

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We're going to build this thing here. I've made this hot,

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but you don't have to make it hot before. A little pot.

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I like things like this, little casserole like this.

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Samphire. How is it looking so far? It looks great.

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Samphire? Have you ever eaten samphire? I don't usually, no.

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It often comes pickled, samphire. It can do. It's called sea asparagus.

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This sort of stuff. You can eat it raw... Pop those in there.

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A few mussels as well. Nice, large mussels.

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All this cooks together at the same time, which is fantastic.

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As I said, you want to cook that fish stock.

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It's got quite a tang to it. Small asparagus, you see, Bill, look at that! See?

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It's got a kind of weird tang to it.

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It's salty, because it's basically been picked along the beaches.

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Can you replace it with anything?

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No. It's got its own taste. It is what it is.

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That's the recipe, Bill, that's the recipe.

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Don't start messing with it, Bill, you know what I mean?

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So this fish stock wants to cook 20 minutes. We cooked some earlier.

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Pop that in, nice and hot. A little bit of butter in there, lid on.

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Straight in the oven? Straight in a really hot oven.

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And that wants, what, three minutes? Yeah, four minutes.

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Three, four minutes, that's all. Right, I've got some leek here.

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You want me to blend this? I'm going to make a little leek oil.

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Just to add a freshness. The whole thing's really fresh and crispy.

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A leek oil? Yeah, which just adds to that and keeps it fresh.

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And you do that using the green...? The really dark of the leek.

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Just the really dark bit. That's good, because when you have recipes with leeks,

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it always says, "The white part only."

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It's a good way to use the green. We don't really use it.

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I'll use a little bit more of this here.

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Often, when you do this, you blanch it, don't you?

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I don't blanch it but you can.

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Stuff like herb oil, you would blanch it a little bit.

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Some of them you do. A bit of salt to go with it.

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A little bit of salt in there. And just vegetable oil.

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Use a neutral oil. Don't use olive oil or anything like that.

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Just a nice, neutral oil. On the grapevine,

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I've heard that you're opening a new restaurant. Is that right?

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I'm trying to, James, yeah. You're trying to?

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I think there's a real... Did you do that on purpose?

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You started that as soon as I started talking to you! Yeah. I did that on purpose. Go on!

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There's a real movement

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towards a more sort of simplified food

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in this country.

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Using the term brasserie or bistro is almost wrong.

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But I think what we've got now is a real heritage of food.

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And trying to do that on a more simple, mainstream basis

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is what I'm trying to do, and we've located a great site.

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It's all going through the motions and hopefully that will open.

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It feels like a natural progression. We've been open five years now

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and it's going really well. I'm going to put some salt into here.

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Salt's important because it draws out the moisture.

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Stops the leek... We want it to colour really well,

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but it stops it burning.

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Now, this, it goes a lighter colour when you're blending it.

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It's just the air in the oil, isn't it?

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And then it'll darken down if you leave it.

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More oil, otherwise you'll be there for a while.

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A bit more in. Now, these leeks are half-cooked now.

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I'm just going to put a lid on it or something to press it down.

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What that does is it creates steam underneath and cooks it through.

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Ideally, I'd leave that for about 15 minutes. Kind of charring?

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Yeah, colour them really well. Pop a plate on top, a little bit of butter,

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just cos you're here and it makes you happy.

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I don't know what you mean!

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A bit of butter. Leave it to sit in that pan

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and the residual heat from the pan will cook that through.

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All right. I've actually decided I'm not going to use butter

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any more in any of my cooking.

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Are you not? No. I'm going to use dripping.

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LAUGHTER

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Good for the lips, not the hips. Yeah, exactly.

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Let's have a look. That's had three minutes, bang on. There's your oil.

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It will go lighter. That's the colour that you get.

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And if you actually leave it, this is what you end up with.

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And if you leave it for a long time, this was made yesterday,

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you've got three stages, you see.

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That was me just now, that was made in rehearsal.

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If you leave it, that's what happens.

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This is like a masterclass in leek oil.

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Well, it basically goes clearer as the sediment drops.

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We make chive oil. Last time I came on, actually,

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I made a watercress oil, and then turned that into a mayonnaise.

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We do a lot of that stuff. So we lift all that out.

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Three minutes, you could cook this so quickly at home.

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As your mum's told you. Exactly. She told me I have to make sure I cook...

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I want to reduce the sauce down.

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Sole, it really is very fast anyway.

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Very, very fast.

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If you think, in there now is the fish stock, all the juice

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and the mussels which have been cooked, lovely flavour,

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and obviously the leeks and the samphire have played their part

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and imparted a bit of flavour.

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You've got a really, really good, delicious, fishy stock.

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I just want to reduce that down quickly.

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And then you've got this? Yeah, a little bit of creme fraiche in there.

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You don't want double cream? Not really. Are you sure? Not a big fan.

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I tell you, it's not actually to do with the fat content,

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it's to do with the acidity. It's all about acidity.

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It plays a big part in all of this.

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We want to add the acidity, and creme fraiche is much better for that.

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These things you've got here as well...

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It's a little bit of sea aster. I think it just ties in really well.

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I put it in ice to crisp it up a little bit. What's that? Sea aster.

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See, Bill's learning as well! I know, it's like, what? Sea aster.

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I'll be charging you after this, Bill. So tell us, people who have never seen you before...

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Sea aster, like samphire, grows on the beaches, on the shore,

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and it's just a sea vegetable.

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It's really crisp and adds a really nice element.

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It's great in salads. A lot of this is crisp. I think that's important.

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Cooking nowadays, food nowadays is a lot fresher than it was

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when you and I started. And I think that's important.

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It's a lovely movement, actually. So the stock in here,

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the reason why you only cook it for 20 minutes,

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you say it goes bitter? It goes bitter. And after 20 minutes,

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there's no flavour left to take out. You just want to cover it.

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We add white wine because I think it's really nice.

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White bones or Salmon bones you want for this

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but not oily fish like mackerel. Don't use the bones from that.

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Lift these out. I didn't wash them, which is important.

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There's dirt underneath the layers.

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But I'm going to peel off the layers and use them, like that. Here we go.

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Good job you said that.

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No, somebody's going to ask you why they weren't washed.

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It's important to wash leeks

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but actually what we do is cook them like that. If you wash them before,

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they wouldn't colour in the pan, you see? OK.

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We had to come up with a way to...

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All those lovely leeks and samphire on there

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and then we pop the sole round the outside, like that. Really lovely.

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I think just rolling it up gives it a bit of density.

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That is old school, isn't it?

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I haven't done that since I was at college. Really old school.

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That is what you would call a paupiette, James. Yup.

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Here we go. Like that.

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I'm sure you've cooked a few paupiettes in your time?

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Yeah, when I was in college, yeah. Exactly.

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Nothing wrong with that, is there? Mornay, you used to do it with a cheese sauce. That's it.

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And then we just take our...

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Another second more there.

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Take the outside of that leek off.

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Like so. Just pull that off.

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It just adds texture and another sort of lovely flavour to it.

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You want a little bit of charred in there. It's all quite soft.

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Some sauce over the top. And that's just the stock?

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That's the stock, reduced down, a bit of the mussel liquor.

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Really flavoursome. Huge amounts of flavour.

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And I'm just going to finish it with that lovely leek oil.

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A bit of that. Going to freshen it up, that's it.

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Remind us what that dish is again?

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That's my lemon sole, mussels, leeks, creme fraiche...

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With a bit of leek oil. Yes. Looks stunning. You can cook at home.

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Absolutely fabulous. Look at that.

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It's actually on the menu at the moment. It's on the menu?

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Another plug?!

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Dive into that. That looks amazing.

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It looks great, doesn't it? Yeah, but this sea aster stuff,

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where do you buy it? You can actually buy it in a supermarket.

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You can get samphire in the supermarket.

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You can buy sea aster too. Can you? Yes. I've seen it.

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Really? I could just see me going down to the beach or something.

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If you see it now, you'll identify it if you are on the beach.

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We have a guy that goes round all the beaches and picks it for us.

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That's lovely. Really delicate. Nice and simple, delicate.

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Like you say, that's the sole in there as well.

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The most important thing with that is the cooking temperature. Not overcooking it.

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It's really delicate, the flavour comes through rather than the fish.

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It's great.

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That was a great recipe.

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Coming up, I will be making a squash pickle for Sharon Corr,

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with squash from my garden, after Rick Stein travels to Scotland

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for a Bloody Mary and some spoots, or razor clams, to you and I.

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My head chef Roy, who's very Scottish, said that

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if I was going to Edinburgh, I had to go to the Canny Man's pub.

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It's a well-known establishment in the Morningside area,

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and it's a must.

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He described it as a cross between a pub and a gentleman's club,

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and if they don't like the look of you, they chuck you out.

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On the internet, it said, "It's been operating since Victoria

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"was on the throne, probably to the same bunch of regulars."

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But the Bloody Marys

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made by the owner's son Tristram are legendry.

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It's a misconception.

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People think a Bloody Mary is vodka and tomato juice.

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It's not. It's vodka, tomato juice

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and a whole load of other things, all together.

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You'll see the glass is lined, that's just to give us

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the exact measurements to get it right each time.

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A serious measurement of Worcester sauce.

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I take it to the second line. Then you add the lemon juice,

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just from the second white line

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to just off the top. Just to about there.

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And then, on top of that, you have to be careful with Tabasco

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because it can ruin a Bloody Mary.

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But it does need to have that sort of bite. Great.

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And you pour that into a glass with some ice, a slice of lemon

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and a fresh piece of celery. Next, vodka.

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Always use a good vodka.

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Nothing at 38 volume. Always 40 volume.

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And then you add the tomato juice.

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Then on top, you add some celery salt and some cayenne pepper.

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And finally, ice-cold dry sherry.

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Tio Pepe is probably the best one for it,

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just a little floater on the very top.

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And that is how you do a bloody Mary. Cheers, Tristram.

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Just have a tiny little taste.

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Haunting, I would say. That's haunting.

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They only serve Swedish-style open sandwiches here, but, being a pub,

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dogs are allowed, and it's the sort of place Chalky loves.

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And look at this beautifully rare Aberdeen Angus beef.

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Sorry to keep going on about life on the road and overcooked steaks,

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but it's a fact.

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I think Chalky finds the whole thing a bit of a jaunt, of course.

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While we're at it, this is a little glimpse of life on the road.

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First of all, most of the time is spent at motorway services with

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impromptu picnics, tasting local cheeses, as juggernauts roll by.

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And then it's checking into yet another hotel for a nice rare steak.

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This is unbelievable. This is the best one I've ever seen!

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Thank you.

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That's a serious tomato sauce.

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That's the sort of stuff you have to eat as a vegetarian.

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If that's bleu, my arm is a...

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Dogfish. THEY LAUGH

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So what is the latest fashion in food?

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It's one of those things about big bowls,

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it's quite irritating to get your knife and fork in there.

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It slopes at the front. You see? Otherwise...

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"I am your deep bowl, sir.

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"I am sloping towards you to make it easier for you to eat."

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That's interesting, they've got a starter of deep-fried "blanchbait".

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I wonder if that means whitebait.

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The verdict on the fish.

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I can imagine people having this as a main course,

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and thinking, "I'll go for the steak next time."

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I always find that a bit revealing.

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You take a fin like that - why's it all bust off at the end?

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It's been frozen, it's been knocked around in the freezer.

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Meanwhile, back to Edinburgh, and Eddie's Seafood Market.

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How come you do so well? Because we have a lot of contacts.

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We get fish from the west coast, the east coast,

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and lots from the loch as well. We have so much variety.

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People just keep coming back to buy more fish

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and they want to try something new.

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They do not want to go to a fishmonger,

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they will get only haddock or cod.

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They want to try something like sea bass, um, Dover sole,

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or some langoustine.

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Do you call them spoots or razor clams?

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Here, we call them razor clams. They are lovely. Brilliant.

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They're are so fresh. They smell of the sea.

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They just came today from Oban.

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Oban. How would you cook those? Like scallops.

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Open it, clean it out,

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and then steam it with garlic and black bean sauce.

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It'll be lovely.

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Actually, Eddie's one of my food heroes

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because this is the sort of fishmonger I'd like to see

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in every city. Is not just that it's busy, it's also unpretentious.

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He's just getting on with it.

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Me and the crew are calling him Fast Eddie because

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he's here, there, everywhere, buying, selling, stuff coming in,

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and it's got this bustle that's really exciting.

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What's your favourite fish? I love herring.

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A lot of people don't like herring. How would you cook it?

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Oh, it's quite straightforward.

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Herring fillets, dip in some flour, and then just pan-fry it.

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Make it turn crispy and a yellow colour. Yeah. That's it. Beautiful.

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I thought I'd do exactly what he suggested with those clams.

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I'm just mashing these fermented black beans with a little sugar

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and some roasted sesame oil.

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I'm going to use them to make this Chinese dish with these razor clams,

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or spoots, as the Scottish call them.

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I remember, about eight or nine years ago,

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I went to the mouth of the estuary

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at a low spring tide with a fisherman called Ed the Bass,

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and he had a way of catching these razor clams,

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'by putting table salt down the hole that they live down,

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'or burrow down - it looked a bit like a keyhole,

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'and they'd come racing out.'

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Very gently, ease him out slowly.

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So much strength! That's amazing! Very gently, so you don't break him.

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That's him, you've got him. Perfect.

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'I was a lot younger at the time, perhaps more innocent,'

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but I remember describing it at the time

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as being like ships sinking in reverse.

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It wasn't exactly how the crew described it! But anyway,

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let's get on and cook them.

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First of all, I add sunflower oil to a hot pan

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and then in goes my black bean paste.

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I stir that around in the hot oil to let it cook out,

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and then I add some very finely chopped garlic

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and the equivalent amount of ginger.

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Stir that around, and next for some heat -

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some sliced chillies - but I've taken the seeds out of them

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so they're not too hot.

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And finally, the razor clams, into that hot pan.

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Finally, just to increase the amount of steam and flavour,

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a bit of Shaoxing wine, Chinese rice wine.

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You can use dry sherry, but Shaoxing is exactly the thing,

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and just a bit of water to make up the sauce.

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Final shake, and on with the lid.

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In Italy, these razor clams are quite small,

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and you get a whole bundle of them on a plate,

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but with these big ones from Scotland,

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they are a lot bigger, and three is quite enough.

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Leave that to cook for three or four minutes, no longer,

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because they want to be nice and tender.

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I remember a real razor clam emergency on a beach in Torquay

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a couple of years ago. Loads of cut feet and ambulances.

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The Chinese would have scooped them up, not stepped on them!

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To finish the sauce, just a little soy sauce, not too much,

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and then some slaked cornflour, just to thicken it a little.

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Stir that in, and that's it.

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Just nap that, as we say in the trade,

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over the razor clams and sprinkle with some sliced spring onions,

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just to give that nice oniony tang at the end.

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And I just serve that with some rice.

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Quite often the Chinese will serve a single razor clam

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as part of a banquet, disconcertingly unsliced,

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so you have to pick the whole thing out with your chopsticks.

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Those razor clams look delicious.

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Always buy them as fresh as possible.

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The same can be said about vegetables, and after

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the success of last week's tomato crop and the soup that people have

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been tweeting about, we have another one of my vegetables from my garden.

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This could be a butternut squash, but it could also be a melon,

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because the plants got muddled up. Very suspect.

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This hopefully is going to be a pickle with some apple -

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like, an Indian-inspired pickle.

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We've got some black onion seeds,

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a little bit of fenugreek seeds, chilli,

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turmeric, cumin, that kind of stuff -

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simple flavours - with some chicken.

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We will take our squash, which is hugely popular now,

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autumn squashes.

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It IS a squash, so that is good. A sigh of relief from me.

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The alternative was a melon pickle!

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I didn't know how I'd get out of that one.

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Most of the squashes in the UK now, sadly, are from South Africa

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at this time of year.

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But growing your own is so simple.

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Grow them in a compost heap.

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They are lovely and moist. See all the liquid coming out?

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That's all flavour.

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We are going to dry-fry that with all these different spices.

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I can't believe, looking back,

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it was nearly 14 years ago you appeared as The Corrs

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at the Olympics.

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But the '90s were a massive success for you. Yeah, they were.

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Being Irish, music is in your blood.

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You see it all the time on that X Factor thing.

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They are pretty good, the Irish, at that kind of stuff.

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We're really immersed in it from very young,

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and my mum and dad were very musical

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and they had a band themselves.

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My mum had a voice like Karen Carpenter,

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so we were immersed in music from zero.

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So that was it, you were just definitely going to go into it?

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Yes, I think it was never really a conscious decision.

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It was just sort of, you know, air and water in our life.

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Music was just a huge thing. But before all that, was it tough?

0:23:390:23:44

A lot of bands have it tough, with touring and bits and pieces.

0:23:440:23:47

How did it all suddenly happen for you guys?

0:23:470:23:50

Well, I mean, we kind of...

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we got our stage legs over years and years and years of touring.

0:23:520:23:57

In '94, we visited a lot of record companies in the States,

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and we'd approached a lot of record companies before then

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to no avail, but in 1994, we gatecrashed a session

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in the Hit Factory,

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with David Foster and Michael Jackson. Like you do.

0:24:120:24:15

We literally just turned up.

0:24:150:24:17

It's funny how you can work so hard,

0:24:170:24:19

and then it's one piece of inspired idea that just tips it.

0:24:190:24:24

And so we'd no meeting, with David Foster,

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who still is one of the biggest producers -

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he has just done Michael Buble and lots of different people.

0:24:310:24:33

And he was just curious because we turned up with violins,

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tin whistles, bodhran, and we said, "Can we play for you?"

0:24:370:24:40

And he was just really interested, so we sat round the piano

0:24:400:24:44

and we played a couple of songs, and we were signed the next day.

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But it took us about four years to get to that point of signing.

0:24:480:24:51

And that was it? 30 million albums later.

0:24:510:24:54

Unbelievably, five years ago you decided, that's it. I suppose...

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We had toured, recorded albums, promoted them

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and toured back to back for 15 years.

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It was time for us to... We'd had amazing success

0:25:060:25:10

all over the world,

0:25:100:25:11

and it was time for us to, I suppose, pursue our individual lives.

0:25:110:25:16

We were sort of hemmed in together all the time.

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And it felt like the right time,

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and within a couple of months I was pregnant with my first son, Cal,

0:25:220:25:25

and Caroline already had a little boy at that stage, so it just made sense.

0:25:250:25:31

We will work together again, it just was the time to stop for a while.

0:25:310:25:37

But in the meantime, back out on your own.

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Yeah. It's funny, I was only home for about six months

0:25:390:25:43

and I had already had itchy feet to get back out there

0:25:430:25:46

because being on the road became more normal to me than being at home.

0:25:460:25:51

So during that five years, between that and your new album,

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which is due out next week...? Yes, 13th September.

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Were you still writing?

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Cos you used to write a lot of the songs for the group.

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The band all wrote, which was great for us. We all wrote a lot.

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That was kind of ideal.

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For me, when I came off the road,

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the one thing I did not want to lose was my writing chops.

0:26:140:26:16

I wanted to keep them up and make sure I was still working on that.

0:26:160:26:20

So I did, and I kept writing

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and had a very sort of productive couple of years' writing.

0:26:220:26:26

Before I knew it, I was kind of recording

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the album before I'd decided to do it, if you know what I mean.

0:26:280:26:31

It was a very natural thing.

0:26:310:26:32

You still kept some of the... not the band with you,

0:26:320:26:36

but the backing team with you.

0:26:360:26:38

Great names like Jeff Beck, you've been working with on it.

0:26:380:26:41

Yeah, that was really cool.

0:26:410:26:43

I went to a gig of Jeff's last year in Vicar Street in Dublin,

0:26:430:26:46

and the gig was phenomenal.

0:26:460:26:49

I went backstage because I knew all the bouncers working the venue

0:26:490:26:53

cos I live in Dublin, so I went backstage and said hello.

0:26:530:26:57

He's just such a sweet guy and is such an incredible musician.

0:26:570:27:01

Ticking over in my mind is, "Do you think he could play on my album?"

0:27:010:27:06

And so I did an instrumental version of a tune called Mna Na hEirean,

0:27:060:27:11

and did the beautiful orchestral scoring of it.

0:27:110:27:15

I knew if he would be into something,

0:27:150:27:18

he would be into a classical Irish feel.

0:27:180:27:21

I was brought up playing classical, and moved into traditional,

0:27:210:27:25

so I thought that might hook him.

0:27:250:27:27

So we sent that to him, and he fell in love with it.

0:27:270:27:31

And then I played it with him in the O2 earlier this year

0:27:310:27:36

at his gig, with Eric Clapton and himself, and it was great.

0:27:360:27:39

He's a great guy to work with. Fantastic.

0:27:390:27:41

I'll run through what we've got.

0:27:410:27:43

We've got the chicken cooking away nicely,

0:27:430:27:45

all the spices in there, apple, onion, a bit of garlic.

0:27:450:27:48

We've got things like fenugreek seeds, black onion seeds,

0:27:480:27:52

and we always dry-fry them in sugar as well.

0:27:520:27:54

I've chopped some mint, coriander, and the final bit going in

0:27:540:27:58

is mango chutney, some lime, and that is about it, really.

0:27:580:28:02

Talking about your album as well, there's a mixture.

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You've got a mixture of the songs you wrote,

0:28:070:28:10

but you cover a few songs as well.

0:28:100:28:12

Yes, I covered two songs on the album basically because, for me,

0:28:120:28:16

an album is like a journey.

0:28:160:28:19

The album is what I've been enjoying musically myself,

0:28:190:28:23

and what I've been writing, and there are two songs that have had

0:28:230:28:27

a big influence in my life, and one of them is the single,

0:28:270:28:31

Everybody's Got To Learn Sometime.

0:28:310:28:33

I was always playing the violin solo in that song,

0:28:330:28:36

but never actually singing it.

0:28:360:28:37

Last year I was rehearsing

0:28:370:28:39

for the Isle of Wight and Glastonbury festivals

0:28:390:28:42

and my guitarist said, "Why don't you try singing it?"

0:28:420:28:46

And I did, and it just really suited.

0:28:460:28:48

And everybody loved it, so I put it on the album.

0:28:480:28:51

And then I did a cover of Bronski Beat's Smalltown Boy,

0:28:530:28:57

but really turned it on his head. You sort of recognise the song.

0:28:570:29:01

It is relaxing.

0:29:010:29:03

I actually fell asleep last night listening to it.

0:29:030:29:06

I'm not sure that's a good thing! He was snoring to my music!

0:29:060:29:10

It's a compliment! But it's very relaxing, isn't it?

0:29:100:29:14

You've back-pedalled, it's OK! I believe you.

0:29:140:29:18

It is really relaxing, though.

0:29:180:29:20

What's the first one, the wedding song?

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The first track? Our Wedding Day.

0:29:240:29:27

That's an instrumental,

0:29:270:29:29

and I always open my stage show with that instrumental,

0:29:290:29:32

and I wanted to make the album like I would make a stage show.

0:29:320:29:34

Don't do it while I'm there, otherwise I'd fall asleep.

0:29:340:29:38

I'm not putting you in the front row!

0:29:380:29:40

There you go. I've got my chicken there, we've just cooked this.

0:29:400:29:43

This is our little pickle. This is really simple, full of flavour.

0:29:430:29:49

Like that. Looks great.

0:29:490:29:51

There you go. A little bit of that. Touch of lime juice at the end.

0:29:530:29:57

Sprinkle over the top.

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I've nicked some off Sat, a little bit of coriander cress. Here we go.

0:30:010:30:06

This is red amaranth. And these are from your garden as well?

0:30:060:30:09

No. You can actually grow this sort of stuff, red amaranth.

0:30:090:30:12

It's like a trendy leaf now. The pickle cooks in six minutes,

0:30:120:30:19

to cook all that all the way through.

0:30:190:30:21

That's very fast, isn't it? And Indian-inspired pickle.

0:30:210:30:24

Straight out of the garden. They want some over there.

0:30:240:30:27

That's a bit of onion, but I'll let you off!

0:30:270:30:29

The first time he said Indian, their eyes lit up. It's not that spicy.

0:30:290:30:33

You can put green chilli in if you want to spice it up.

0:30:330:30:35

Dive into that, tell us what you think.

0:30:350:30:37

Mmmmm. Good? That mango chutney really does work.

0:30:390:30:42

You sound surprised! Thanks very much!

0:30:420:30:43

Thank goodness it wasn't a melon, after all.

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If you'd like to try your hand at that pickle

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or have a go at any of the recipes you've seen on today's show,

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they're just a click away, at bbc.co.uk/recipes.

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Now, we're not live today, so instead we are looking back

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at some of the best cooking from the Saturday Kitchen archives.

0:31:010:31:03

If you thought puffballs were just mushrooms, think again,

0:31:030:31:07

because now it's time for a fantastic demonstration

0:31:070:31:10

from the master of bread-making, Richard Bertinet.

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Good to have you on the show. How are you?

0:31:130:31:16

I'm fantastic. I love bread. I absolutely love it.

0:31:160:31:19

Pastry chef for many years.

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It's not the easiest thing, to make it as good as you guys,

0:31:200:31:24

but you're going to show us a couple of tips.

0:31:240:31:27

Yes, I'm going to demystify the myth of bread-making.

0:31:270:31:30

First, to make good bread, you need a good dough. A good dough.

0:31:300:31:33

Which is the title of your book, I believe.

0:31:330:31:36

The first one. The second one is Crust. All right. So, some flour.

0:31:360:31:42

English flour as well. English flour. How much is that?

0:31:420:31:45

500 grams of flour. Some fine sea salt, good salt again.

0:31:450:31:49

I'm going to start off with a salad.

0:31:490:31:51

The salad is like a little Caesar salad.

0:31:510:31:53

Just while I chop the things up.

0:31:530:31:55

We've got tomatoes I'm going to cook with some thyme in the oven.

0:31:550:31:57

A bit of Serrano ham, so it crisps up, some cos lettuce.

0:31:570:32:00

I'm going to make a little Caesar salad. French mustard.

0:32:000:32:03

French mustard, sorry. Thank you. Sorry about that.

0:32:030:32:05

He's started already. First time. Have you been listening to him?

0:32:050:32:08

You started this morning, not me. OK, right, fire away.

0:32:080:32:11

You're watching, yeah? Yeast in there? Fresh yeast.

0:32:110:32:14

You can get fresh yeast from your supermarket.

0:32:140:32:16

If they've got an in-store bakery they'll have some,

0:32:160:32:19

or your local baker or food store.

0:32:190:32:22

I'm just going to rub it gently in the flour like that. Like a crumble.

0:32:220:32:27

But you keep the yeast and the salt separate, don't you? Absolutely.

0:32:270:32:30

Otherwise you will kill it.

0:32:300:32:32

And then I'll blend all this together,

0:32:320:32:34

and then I put my 350 grams of water in there.

0:32:340:32:36

Now, generally, when you're taught at college, as chefs,

0:32:360:32:41

you're taught to use tepid water and stuff like that,

0:32:410:32:44

but you can use cold water, I suppose? It just takes longer

0:32:440:32:46

to prove, does it? It will take longer.

0:32:460:32:48

The longer it takes to make bread, the better it will taste at the end.

0:32:480:32:51

But the secret is not to use hot water. You make pancakes, otherwise.

0:32:510:32:54

And now I'm going to turn all this with my scraper there.

0:32:560:33:00

Blend all the ingredients together.

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Make a very nice and soft dough.

0:33:060:33:07

No hands, you just use the...

0:33:090:33:11

I try to keep my hands as clean as possible.

0:33:110:33:13

When you have children and, you know, things at home,

0:33:130:33:15

your hands... You keep them clean.

0:33:150:33:18

Just makes it much easier like that.

0:33:180:33:22

Right, I'm going to pop this in the oven just to crisp this up.

0:33:220:33:25

The dough looks really wet, though.

0:33:250:33:28

I use a lot more water than the traditional British baking.

0:33:280:33:32

I use for one kilo of flour for 500 grams,

0:33:320:33:35

it's better 150 gram, up to 400 grams sometimes.

0:33:350:33:38

But different flours absorb a different amount of liquid.

0:33:380:33:41

Absolutely, yeah. This flour usually can absorb quite a lot.

0:33:410:33:44

So the secret of bread is not the actual recipe itself,

0:33:440:33:47

it's being able to see when it's ready. Is that right?

0:33:470:33:50

Yes, I mean the problem with a lot of recipes is the dough

0:33:500:33:55

is too hard and then you end up making the bread not right.

0:33:550:33:58

If you make a soft dough, your bread will be much lighter.

0:33:580:34:01

You'll get a nice crust onto it, as well.

0:34:010:34:04

I'm going to cheat a little bit,

0:34:040:34:05

I'm going to take one that we've done earlier...

0:34:050:34:08

So you mix everything nicely like that.

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Here's one I made earlier.

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One interesting fact that I've got on here, as well...

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I love this fact. Our researchers do all this.

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96% of British households buy bread,

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whereas 95% of British households buy toilet paper.

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What do the other 5% use? Not sure.

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They buy shirts like that.

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What do you do with this now? I'm going to show you the technique.

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You are so in for it!

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Unbelievable. Right.

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So your dough is nice and soft and the technique I use is not the

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technique where you use more flour to make your dough harder.

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It's not the usual one you...

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No, you get your hand underneath that and then you swivel the dough

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down and slap it down, trap some air inside, you see?

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Look at that! Clever. And then your dough... You make it look so easy.

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There's going to be hundreds of people tonight just...

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Going everywhere.

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But how long do you leave that to prove before you get to this stage?

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No, you don't. I'm just going a bit faster there. OK, right.

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It takes about five minutes to work your dough with that technique.

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Then you end up with a nice soft dough,

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and what's on the recipe is what you've got there.

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You don't add any flour to it, then you don't confuse the issue there.

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So with the wet dough, what you've done is stretched all the gluten,

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that makes it come together, rather than it being...like a dry dough.

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Taking the everything out. Just putting air inside the dough. Cool.

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Just like that. That's it. So when you've got this, at that stage...

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Where's the scraper? Gather everything together.

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So where did you invent this recipe?

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Is it a traditional recipe, or is it...?

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No, I was working in the lab, in my little bakery,

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and I had a piece of dough left over and I was starving,

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so I just rolled it out and put it in the oven

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on the hot tray, and it just puffed up. I thought, "Whoa, I like that."

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What I like to do is to bring bread and food together,

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cos bread's always been left on the side a little bit.

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There you go, look at that.

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Baby's bottom.

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So, that's one there. And you leave your dough to rise for...

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But it wants to prove now, so cloth over it. To rest.

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Proving is afterwards. OK. So that's what we end up with, OK?

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Yeah. With this, I'm going to make the puffball now.

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I'll show you. OK. I'm just going to explain what I've got in here.

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I've got some garlic, which I've cooked in some white wine

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just to take the strength off it a bit. Put that into a blender

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with some egg yolks, a bit of Parmesan cheese,

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anchovy, a bit of French mustard,

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and them I'm going to add some oil,

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just to thicken it up into a nice little dressing,

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and then bring it back down again with a bit of water,

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so it's not too thick.

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And my tomatoes and my Parma ham's in the oven. So what next?

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What I'm going to do now is divide little pieces of dough

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like that to make the puffball.

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Roll them nice and tight.

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As a Frenchman and a baker, don't you get upset with the English,

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the way that a lot of the English buy their bread

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and they buy it once a week,

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whereas in France, it's traditional that every day you go down to the...

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There's a demand for good bread. Everybody wants good bread,

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but you don't buy bread just once a week.

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In France, you buy bread every day, it's part of your life all the time.

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Yes. What annoys me is when you read the ingredients in some of the bread

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from the supermarket, you wouldn't eat it. Exactly.

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But you just buy it quite blind, really. Yeah.

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It is possible to make good bread on a big scale. Yeah.

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With no improver, no flavouring, or...

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You're going to prove this by cooking it in a domestic cooker.

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Nice and thin. Like so. Lovely.

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So what's the thickness of this? A couple of millimetres

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or something like that? Yeah.

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One-and-a-half, roughly.

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One-and-a-half millimetres? Yeah. That's precise.

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So, in there. Now, this is special, you've heated up a stone in there.

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We've got the baking stone in the oven.

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You can buy these from a cookware store. In there for a long time.

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And then you preheat your oven and the stone stays hot all the time.

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Keep the heat into it. Right.

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And if you cross your fingers now, hopefully it should puff up.

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So that stone, you can make pizzas and stuff on as well?

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You can make pizza, even the roast, if you roast your meat on top,

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it'll keep a nice heat onto it.

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It's really good. I'll leave you to...

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We've actually got one we've already cooked,

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but you should actually see that start to puff up.

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Now, you need to leave that in for about ten minutes

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to get it nice and hot. Yeah.

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So we're going to fill up the... OK.

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You can fill it all up when you're ready.

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In here, we're going to put a few bits of salad.

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A bit of salad, yeah.

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You don't want anything too wet to start with,

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cos the crust is so thin, you don't want it to seep through the crust.

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That is that for you, sorry. No, that's for you, go on.

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Just put this in there. It's like a big salad sandwich.

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Sort of. This seems itself, a nice little case,

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but I mean, way back in Tudor times, it was served as a...

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Bread used to be part of the table setting,

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it was actually part of the plates. They used to serve food on it. Yeah.

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What annoys me, when you go in a restaurant and they serve you bread

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and you have your starter and the bread goes away.

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I like my bread all the way through the meal.

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Look what you end up with. These are fantastic.

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They're unbelievable.

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The trick with this one is to make a little hole there

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and put all your ingredients inside.

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While you make a little hole, look at this.

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If you check this out, you can see it starting to rise up.

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The secret is, keep it at a nice hot oven, I suppose.

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Nice hot oven, yeah.

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If you want ten perfect ones, expect to do 20 of them.

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Look at that. Whoa!

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Hey-hey!

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Look at that!

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The magic puffball!

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You can come back! Right, what's next?

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We've got our salad and I'm going to stuff it inside it.

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Like so. Do you have your tomatoes? Yeah, they're ready.

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If you bring all this in here. Fantastic.

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I believe, way back in Tudor times, this was called a trencher,

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when they used to serve the bread as a plate, and people would

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eat off it and then they'd give the bread to the poor...

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The bread was the first thing... ..or the animals.

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What are you looking at me for?! I'm just saying.

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Full of history, mate, full of history. Some anchovies.

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Stuff them in there. Be gentle with my puffball.

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I'm gentle with your puffball.

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You British men. I don't know. British brutes.

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There you go. Get 'em in. I'm not surprised you don't win the rugby.

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Get in there.

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You've still got to win it yet. I know.

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The Australian speaking over there. Yeah, I know, exactly.

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Is that enough? Yeah, that should be fine. One more. Close it up.

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This is brilliant, isn't it? Are you ready?

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I've got my dressing separate, but this goes on at the end. OK.

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Here we've got a plate.

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Now, look at that. You take it to the table like that, and then?

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Take it to the table. You got your dressing ready?

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Got my dressing, I'm there. OK, and then you crack it open, like that.

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And then you eat from the inside. Here we go. Look at that.

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So, Richard, remind us what that is again. The magic puffball.

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The magic puffball. Easy.

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So, voila!

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Fantastic. Right, come on over. Have a dive in.

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Tell me what you think. That looks so beautiful.

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Are you going to attempt something like that? Erm, yeah!

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I'm going to be there all night doing my... Can I taste this? Yeah.

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You might want a fork. Yeah, I might. That looks amazing.

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You could use it for a variety of different things. Oh, it's gorgeous.

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Any filling. Rocket. You can use... Just nice...

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Could you put soup in there sometimes?

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Well, I make another dish,

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it's a bit thicker and they make a soup bowl.

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It's baked in a different way, but yeah, you can make a soup bowl with it.

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If you want your soup bowl or you want takeaway,

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you can serve it in the bowl. Yeah, takeaway.

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A lot of work for a takeaway.

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What about little ones, like for kids' school lunches and stuff?

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Yeah, you can do that. That would be quite a clever thing to do.

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You can do a tiny one and cut them square,

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and make some mousse inside.

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For your little kid. Yeah. You'll be coming back from the West End.

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What do you reckon?

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Clever, isn't it? Instead of the crouton, you get the bread as well.

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I like that. I like the crispy bits. And no fat.

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It's great to watch an experienced bread-maker at work.

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Now it's the turn of the West Country to get the Keith Floyd treatment.

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Today, he bumps into a very young-looking Gary Rhodes

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when his travels take him to Taunton.

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My unceasing search for regional culinary excellence has become

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almost like the search of the Holy Grail,

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or as we say in the trade, the Holy Quail.

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So I thought I'd come here and see if can get a little assistance.

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But as Richard Harris said, "There's not a lot in Camelot."

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But is there not?

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Could there not be in this sombre castle behind me

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a culinary Merlin who could cook for me

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an oxtail like you would like to see in Camelot?

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First order! Five covers. One sardine,

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three cream, one broth,

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four liver, one veal for Mrs C, and five veg.

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When I've made my second million...

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No, when I've finished building my small palace in Provence,

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I'll let Gary Rhodes, the chef at the Castle Hotel in Taunton,

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take over my job.

0:43:590:44:00

His skill and passion has silenced the musical hall jokes,

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and put British food where it truly belongs.

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Gary was just recently a finalist

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in a very important gastronomic competition,

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and it had a French name.

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I think that's appalling for a British cook.

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You know, when are we going to get a grip of ourselves?

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Why do we have to be called

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the Munier Ouvrier Gastronomie de Grande Bretagne

0:44:230:44:26

when we could be called A Really Good British Cook?

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Strange, isn't it? Anyway, watch the man. He's the business.

0:44:290:44:32

Right, what I'm going to do is just quickly prep this up.

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I take off all the fat from the actual oxtail itself,

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and obviously retain all that fat, cos I'm a great believer

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in putting as much of the flavour into everything as we can.

0:44:420:44:44

So if we get started straightaway,

0:44:440:44:46

Keith, I've got some oxtail fat that's been rendered here.

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Right, Richard, close-up here, this is very important. Oxtail fat, OK.

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Cook that down, so I keep the maximum flavour.

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When it's fried, we're putting oxtail flavour back into the oxtails.

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So that's the most important thing.

0:44:570:44:59

So I'll stick a little bit of fat in here

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and we'll start to get these oxtails on. Right, OK.

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Notice - all trimmed of fat now, but the fat's been rendered down.

0:45:030:45:06

These have obviously previously been seasoned with salt and pepper,

0:45:060:45:09

and in they go.

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So, I think that'll do us for now. And what do we do?

0:45:140:45:17

We just brown those off...

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Brown those off, almost like roasting them on top of the stove.

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Get a nice good colour off those, seal the flavour in,

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and as I said, using that oxtail fat,

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keep as much flavour in there as possible.

0:45:260:45:28

So we just let those turn in there for a couple of seconds, all right.

0:45:280:45:31

He's going like a train!

0:45:310:45:33

What we need is some...mirepoix of vegetables.

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Mirepoix! Now, hold on, I'll take you to task now.

0:45:370:45:40

We're cooking a British meal

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and you use French words like "mirepoix" for chopping vegetables.

0:45:420:45:45

It's just something I think you get used to. Chopped vegetables.

0:45:450:45:48

Chopped vegetables. Chopped root vegetables.

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So, we've got some onions, celery, carrots, leek in here.

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All that flavour that we're going to put into these oxtails.

0:45:530:45:56

So we'll just quickly turn these.

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Turn them over. Getting a nice bit of brown colour onto these,

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sealing all that flavour inside. Beautiful meaty oxtail.

0:46:040:46:08

As soon as these are actually browned off,

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we'll put them into a colander, drain off the excess fat.

0:46:120:46:15

One thing I don't want is putting the excess fat into our sauce,

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as we'll end up with a fatty-looking sauce.

0:46:200:46:23

You're doing a good job with them.

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Once these are just nice and sealed, we'll get the vegetables

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in the pan to bring off any of the residue from the base of the pan...

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Right. ..putting that into the sauce itself.

0:46:360:46:39

So we're going to strain that oxtail into here,

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then tip the fat back into there again?

0:46:420:46:43

Well, there'll be enough fat in the bottom of there.

0:46:430:46:46

We may need a little bit.

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So if we can get those into there, I'll get the veg. OK.

0:46:470:46:49

Now, the important thing here, as the man is saying,

0:46:490:46:52

when we cook our vegetables...

0:46:520:46:56

Sorry, Richard, were you asleep for a second?

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The point is here, when we cook our vegetables,

0:46:580:47:00

we're going to cook them in the oxtail fat. That's very important.

0:47:000:47:05

At the same time, Gary's making a point for those of you

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who are cholesterol conscious, that the fat's going to be drained away

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from the meat itself, so the fat does not go into the ultimate sauce.

0:47:100:47:14

That's very important. But the fat is used for enhancing the flavours.

0:47:140:47:19

And by God, it's hot in this kitchen. It is, yes.

0:47:190:47:23

If I can just get these vegetables into the pan,

0:47:230:47:25

just enough to take the residue off the base. Right.

0:47:250:47:29

We'll fry those off just for a couple of seconds,

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and then we'll swill out that pan,

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deglazing the pan with a little bit of white wine

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to lift everything off the base there, not wasting anything at all.

0:47:350:47:39

Right. Now, do we want these to take colour in any way?

0:47:390:47:41

Just a slight colour.

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It's really to just moisten them in there.

0:47:430:47:45

The most important thing here,

0:47:480:47:50

cooking oxtails really seems to be a three-day event.

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It's not something that you can really just throw into a pan

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and neglect and leave. It's something that has to be mothered.

0:47:560:48:00

So we start off by making a good oxtail stock, which we have on here.

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That stock will cook out for at least a day.

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And then we'll just reduce that stock down

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until we're left with a good shiny glaze,

0:48:090:48:12

which is what we have in there.

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It's reduced down like that.

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And for those of you who don't know what a three-day event is,

0:48:150:48:19

phone up Princess Anne, cos that isn't where it's at, OK?!

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So, if we put those vegetables in now,

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we take those from the pan, we can put them into here and just...

0:48:280:48:31

On top? Yes, on top of there, just draining off that fat once more.

0:48:310:48:35

And if we can just take a little bit of white wine...

0:48:350:48:38

Oh, right, and this is called rinsing out the pan with white wine.

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Or, as we say, deglasser de pouele.

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Make sure in our economical way we're not losing one smidgen of flavour.

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We've had the fat, we've had the wine to make sure it comes out of it,

0:48:570:49:00

it's all there. It's economic and it's delicious.

0:49:000:49:04

Right, phase next.

0:49:040:49:05

Right, pull a pan in, let's get this on the go. Now, we've drained out...

0:49:050:49:11

All the fat. All the fat's gone.

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Into another pan, which is slightly warm.

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Don't want to put anything into a cold pan, that's the first mistake.

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And in there with our deglazed wine.

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That's enough.

0:49:230:49:25

Now, what I actually need is...

0:49:300:49:32

Can you just see him there, I mean on bass guitar laying it down?

0:49:320:49:35

I mean, it's like that, isn't it?

0:49:350:49:37

What I've actually got here is some tomato.

0:49:370:49:39

Again, I only like to use the flesh of tomatoes, not tomato puree,

0:49:390:49:42

let's just use the flesh.

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You can leave the skins on if you want to,

0:49:440:49:46

but here I've actually chopped some up roughly just to put in there.

0:49:460:49:49

I just want to get the flesh flavour from the tomato into the sauce.

0:49:490:49:52

So we're going to add a little bit of tomato at this stage.

0:49:520:49:55

In terms of rock'n'roll, is this Maybelline? Where is this dish?

0:49:560:50:03

In your feelings. Is that the heart of the British stomach?

0:50:030:50:07

I can't think of a really good question to ask,

0:50:070:50:09

the kitchen is so hot. Tell me about this dish.

0:50:090:50:12

I really do believe that this is the heart of British cooking.

0:50:120:50:15

This is what British cooking is all about.

0:50:150:50:17

I think this holds the fundamental elements

0:50:170:50:19

of good cooking. It really does.

0:50:190:50:21

I think cooking things on the bone, and particularly a thick

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bone like this, there is far more skill in cooking this

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than cooking any duck or chicken breast that you might get in France.

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With this, the degree of cooking for oxtails must be perfect.

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It has to be tender but not falling off the bone and stringy,

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and you cannot undercook it,

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where it is tough and you can't get it off the bone.

0:50:400:50:42

All of that takes about three hours. Shut up!

0:50:420:50:44

It takes about three hours. You've been bossy enough.

0:50:440:50:47

It takes about three hours, my director will dream up some

0:50:470:50:49

little interlude, we will have a glass or maybe even a cup of tea,

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and we will be back when this is beautifully cooked and tasted.

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Look in there, Richard. Slow-cooking in the oven.

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# Every morning, true as the clock Somebody hears the postman's knock

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# Every morning, true as the clock

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# Somebody hears the postman's knock. #

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CHEERING

0:51:120:51:14

Dans les villages du Devon on se prepare pour la Foire de Caen.

0:51:140:51:18

Devant la pub, coin populaire du village, les passiones de folklore

0:51:180:51:23

font leur repetition, car cette annee ce sont les generals du Devon,

0:51:230:51:26

les Devonians, comme on dit, qui sont invites d'honneur a la foire.

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Un, deux, trois!

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So, there it is, that was an amusing interlude. Whack the meat on the plate.

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What have you done in the meantime?

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I have strained out the sauce into there,

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added a little diced vegetable, same ones as in there

0:51:410:51:44

but nice and small, just cooked with butter, some onion

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and tomato, and thrown some parsley in.

0:51:460:51:49

I think it is a nonsense to start sprinkling things with parsley,

0:51:490:51:53

let's get all the flavour out.

0:51:530:51:55

Here we have typical British cooking, very rustic on the plate.

0:51:550:52:00

Full of colour and a lovely shine to the sauce.

0:52:000:52:04

This is what oxtail can do for a sauce. I am just going to nap this on top

0:52:060:52:11

and here I hope we have Britain's signature dish.

0:52:110:52:16

Absolutely brilliant.

0:52:160:52:18

Richard, sniff into that, if only the camera could sniff.

0:52:180:52:21

It smells so good.

0:52:210:52:23

If food was paintings, this would not be a Van Gogh.

0:52:230:52:28

He encapsulated the spirit of Provence. This would be a Joshua Reynolds -

0:52:280:52:33

difficult to define, a bit in the attic, absolutely brilliant and truly British.

0:52:330:52:38

In my Somerset jaunt I couldn't resist revisiting my old alma mater, Wellington School.

0:52:440:52:48

The last time I came around here was on a push bike and they gave me 50 lines.

0:52:480:52:52

Great showing off, isn't it?

0:53:040:53:05

Of course, you must be in sixth form to drive on the grass.

0:53:050:53:09

But, actually, I'm a bit nervous, I am going to meet a few old chums,

0:53:090:53:12

my old masters. They are probably 104 now.

0:53:120:53:15

You might think this is self-indulgent,

0:53:350:53:38

you might think it is nostalgic, a bit wet, but this is actually where,

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30 years ago, I developed my first real passionate interest in food.

0:53:430:53:47

After a hard day learning Latin and playing rugby and scoring tries, the school dinner

0:53:470:53:51

was what you really looked forward to. But times have changed.

0:53:510:53:56

We used to have a drum of baked beans or butter beans, a vat of stew

0:53:560:54:01

and that was it. But now look!

0:54:010:54:02

You can have baked gammon, roast chicken, smoked mackerel,

0:54:040:54:08

tuna fish, assorted cheeses, coleslaw, potatoes, melons.

0:54:080:54:12

Roast beef, Yorkshire pudding, chicken casserole,

0:54:120:54:15

seafood au gratin, cheese and broccoli quiche, beefburger and rolls,

0:54:150:54:19

three vegetables, apple tart, stuff like that.

0:54:190:54:22

Wine is extra, ha-ha-ha!

0:54:220:54:25

But I tell you one thing - never mind the vegetarian stews and the quiches,

0:54:280:54:32

one thing that hasn't changed is the steamed pudding with chocolate sauce.

0:54:320:54:37

That's a part of a real school dinner

0:54:370:54:40

and I will have three bowls of this, so it is not all bad.

0:54:400:54:44

Great to see the man in action.

0:54:490:54:51

We're not cooking live today. Instead, we're looking back

0:54:510:54:54

at the mouthwatering cooking from the Saturday Kitchen back catalogue.

0:54:540:54:58

Still to come, the Spaniard versus the honorary Italian

0:54:580:55:02

in the omelette challenge.

0:55:020:55:04

Jose Pizarro meets Theo Randall at the hobs.

0:55:040:55:06

Both men could do with improving their times.

0:55:060:55:09

See how they get on later on.

0:55:090:55:11

Cookery writer Sophie Grigson roasts pheasant.

0:55:110:55:15

She pot-roasts the bird with carrots and Riesling

0:55:150:55:17

and serves it with a stunning baked potato, sweetcorn and saffron mash.

0:55:170:55:21

Gloria Hunniford faced her food heaven or food hell.

0:55:210:55:24

Would she get her food heaven - scallops - with my delicious

0:55:240:55:27

gratinated scallops served in the shell with fresh lobster,

0:55:270:55:30

or a dreaded food hell - rabbit - with my wild rabbit

0:55:300:55:33

and morel stew with olive oil mash?

0:55:330:55:35

Find out what she gets to eat at the end of the show.

0:55:350:55:38

Pub grub in the UK can be great,

0:55:380:55:40

but when the pub has two Michelin stars,

0:55:400:55:42

you expect the food to be outstanding.

0:55:420:55:44

Here's the one and only Tom Kerridge to show us

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just how it should be done.

0:55:470:55:49

What's on the menu?

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We are doing pollock, with some radishes from my garden,

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grown by Andy Crier, some borage flowers from the garden,

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some girolle mushrooms, a nice butter sauce and lardo to go on top.

0:56:000:56:04

Sounds good to me. You will use the pollock we have here. It is more sustainable than cod and haddock.

0:56:040:56:10

That is it. This is Cornish line-caught pollock.

0:56:100:56:13

It's a beautiful piece of fish, very similar to cod.

0:56:130:56:16

Very similar.

0:56:160:56:18

The flakes are a little tighter. It is quite soft, isn't it, when you fillet it?

0:56:180:56:24

That's it, it's quite soft. We are salting it,

0:56:240:56:26

just to draw moisture out of it,

0:56:260:56:29

just to firm the fish up, make it a little bit firmer when it cooks.

0:56:290:56:34

When you look at the fish as a whole, it is like a skinny cod.

0:56:340:56:39

Skinny cod is a fair comment, yeah, skinny cod.

0:56:390:56:42

OK, this is one we have just done, it's been salted for about two hours.

0:56:430:56:48

If there is any excess salt, take off. Portion it up.

0:56:480:56:52

Classic beurre blanc - you have shallots, which you strain off anyway,

0:56:550:56:59

but you want these nice and finely sliced.

0:56:590:57:02

Finely sliced. We strain it off. Pollock goes into a pan.

0:57:020:57:05

I've put it on butter paper, you can use baking parchment

0:57:050:57:08

if you like, but if you have butter paper hanging around...

0:57:080:57:11

I am sure you have 20 packs at your house, Mr Martin.

0:57:110:57:14

It's not true! It's not true! Straight into the oven.

0:57:140:57:18

I have actually gone on to dripping now, mate.

0:57:190:57:23

Does that come in packets? Yes, it does.

0:57:230:57:25

You get it in a 25-kilogram block as well now.

0:57:250:57:29

We have our shallots in there.

0:57:320:57:34

White wine vinegar, white wine, some thyme and some peppercorns.

0:57:350:57:39

Don't chop your finger, James Martin. Don't chop your finger.

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Thank you very much, Gennaro.

0:57:430:57:45

Just in case.

0:57:450:57:47

Little bit of beurre blanc. Classic French-style sauce.

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Classic French sauce. We will bring this down to a glaze. It gives it

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a richness that goes through a butter sauce that we will serve with fish.

0:57:540:57:59

I'll prepare our radishes. Tell us about the mushrooms.

0:58:000:58:04

Girolle mushrooms coming into season now, they are fantastic.

0:58:040:58:07

The Scottish ones are around now. The English ones

0:58:070:58:11

will start growing very soon. With the weather like this, it will be pretty much now.

0:58:110:58:16

Fantastic. Gennaro told me that they smell like apricots.

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Yes. I am not convinced. Smells like pollock. You haven't washed your hands!

0:58:210:58:25

Actually, the name is apricot scented mushroom.

0:58:250:58:30

And I know for sure. When you pick them up

0:58:300:58:34

and go like that, they have a lovely sense of apricot. An orange.

0:58:340:58:38

With the colours. Sounds good to me. Fresh mushrooms are delicious.

0:58:380:58:44

Coming into season now, particularly with the weather.

0:58:440:58:46

But you are not a fan of scrubbing these, you like to wash them as well.

0:58:460:58:51

Wash them. There is a fallacy about mushrooms that you can't wash them

0:58:510:58:56

and they take on too much water.

0:58:560:58:58

We're poaching them almost in a mixture of warm water

0:58:580:59:02

and butter, like an emulsion. Bringing it together. All those lovely flavours will come through.

0:59:020:59:07

A lot of the mushroom water will come out. Bit of salt, beautiful.

0:59:070:59:11

The fish, we should give it a couple of minutes before turning it over?

0:59:110:59:15

Yes, about three minutes either side, probably.

0:59:150:59:18

Butter in the pan, little more butter. There is butter everywhere, it is why I keep inviting you back.

0:59:180:59:24

I love it! OK, so we've butter and radishes.

0:59:240:59:29

These radishes are beautiful, they are peppery, they are fantastic.

0:59:290:59:33

They're lovely and moist.

0:59:330:59:35

You can see all the water in them.

0:59:350:59:37

The problem we discussed earlier, coming from supermarkets, sometimes they come out of the ground too early

0:59:370:59:42

and they leave them there, and the leaves are fantastic to eat, and they dry out.

0:59:420:59:46

We are just going to gently sweat them down.

0:59:460:59:48

Cooked radishes are delicious, particularly when you eat them

0:59:480:59:52

fresh from your garden. There's so much water in there. Absolutely.

0:59:520:59:56

As well as these guys, Olly is doing his festival

0:59:560:59:58

I've done my festival. You are doing a festival. Where are you this summer?

0:59:581:00:02

I am doing Jimmy's Harvest Festival.

1:00:021:00:04

I'm doing a festival!

1:00:041:00:05

You are supposed to do it. I didn't ask you!

1:00:091:00:12

Everyone has to except me?

1:00:121:00:14

I am doing it. That is in the September, isn't it? That is in September.

1:00:141:00:18

It's like Olly's V Festival, there is one in Suffolk

1:00:181:00:22

and one in Oxfordshire, although I'm probably not going by helicopter.

1:00:221:00:27

I wish I was! Some double cream in there.

1:00:271:00:31

Some double cream, we will reduce it down.

1:00:311:00:34

Classic beurre blanc would not have double cream. No. I have it in there to stabilise it,

1:00:341:00:38

so that when you put the butter in, it holds it together.

1:00:381:00:43

So you can make it, if you are making it at home,

1:00:431:00:46

you can keep it warm on the stove for an hour or so, so it doesn't

1:00:461:00:49

split, otherwise you will serve it straightaway so the butter stays.

1:00:491:00:54

So, tell us about your place.

1:00:541:00:55

It is a one-Michelin-starred pub.

1:00:551:00:59

It is not one of those hushed temples of gastronomy.

1:00:591:01:04

It is one of the places where you can go... Proper grub.

1:01:041:01:07

Proper food in an environment... You can come in

1:01:071:01:11

and spend £300 on a bottle of wine, which would be great,

1:01:111:01:16

but if you want a pint of beer and drink local ales

1:01:161:01:19

and have steak and chips, then that is fine as well.

1:01:191:01:22

We're just adding butter to this. Just a little bit.

1:01:221:01:26

Just a little bit. Just a little bit. The secret of this is...

1:01:261:01:30

It is OK with the cream in it,

1:01:301:01:32

but the idea is that you do this on a lower heat. Exactly. Almost off the heat. A gentle heat.

1:01:321:01:37

Just emulsifying the butter, give it a pinch of salt.

1:01:371:01:40

That only wants, what, five minutes? Five minutes at the most.

1:01:431:01:47

Not 20 minutes, because it is not covered.

1:01:471:01:50

You know, we do the harvest festival, me and you. Be careful.

1:01:521:01:57

OK, so the butter is in. We will pass that through a sieve.

1:01:571:02:03

Then we can use this for a variety of sauces. Orange zest, all kinds of stuff. Absolutely.

1:02:061:02:10

Exactly. You can use it as a base for everything.

1:02:101:02:15

Nothing else in there, just the butter on the radishes?

1:02:171:02:20

Just the butter on the radishes, a pinch of salt.

1:02:201:02:22

You can see they are still crisp and just wilted down a little bit.

1:02:221:02:27

Butter sauce ready.

1:02:271:02:28

Fish is about... Another minute-and-a-half.

1:02:281:02:33

So we will start slowly plating up, then.

1:02:331:02:35

Some butter sauce, two different types of radish.

1:02:351:02:38

You can let this go almost cold, can't you? Yes.

1:02:381:02:41

You can let it almost go cold but if you try and reheat it,

1:02:411:02:44

it will split out again. You don't really want that.

1:02:441:02:46

These are the breakfast radishes from your garden.

1:02:461:02:49

Breakfast and round radish from the garden.

1:02:491:02:54

Which is a new addition this year so we are growing courgettes,

1:02:541:02:59

beautiful courgette flowers. The veg guys charge so much for them.

1:02:591:03:02

I don't understand... In Italy, they use courgette flowers all over the place.

1:03:021:03:06

I don't know why you can't find courgette flowers

1:03:061:03:09

in the UK. You can in certain places...

1:03:091:03:12

I remember when I first came to England, there was

1:03:121:03:15

a next-door neighbour who was growing courgettes,

1:03:151:03:18

he had the flower and threw them away,

1:03:181:03:20

so I did not know how to tell him, "Can I have the courgette flower?"

1:03:201:03:24

That looks terrible. So I said, "Can I have those courgette flowers to bring them inside the church?"

1:03:241:03:31

I stuffed them and enjoyed it.

1:03:311:03:34

On top of the fish, which is in the oven, we have this. Tell us about this.

1:03:361:03:40

Lardo. This is an Italian cured pork back fat. This is one I have done this myself.

1:03:401:03:48

Have you heard of Mangalitsa pigs? The hairy ones? The hairy ones.

1:03:481:03:52

They've a really high fat content

1:03:521:03:54

so we have taken the fat off the belly and we have cured it for about

1:03:541:03:58

three weeks, washed it and dried it, hung it up in the beer cellar, which

1:03:581:04:02

really pleased my restaurant manager, she was happy about that,

1:04:021:04:06

and then sliced it very thinly on a gravity slicer

1:04:061:04:09

so we have this beautiful, thin cured flavours of pork coming through.

1:04:091:04:13

You could eat that with salad. On toast!

1:04:131:04:16

Just a little of that on toast with some Parmesan, or any cheese, on top.

1:04:161:04:21

It's fantastic. I love this dish.

1:04:211:04:25

The fish is now cooked.

1:04:251:04:27

The fish is cooked. OK.

1:04:271:04:30

Fish into the middle of the plate and on top of that, a little piece

1:04:301:04:35

of this home-cured lardo. And if you don't have that, then some Serrano would be fine.

1:04:351:04:40

It just goes transparent straightaway. Cures down.

1:04:401:04:45

Then onto that we put some borage flowers that are also fresh from our garden.

1:04:451:04:50

It's very pretty. It's a pretty dish.

1:04:501:04:53

The flowers taste of cucumbers and oysters.

1:04:531:04:56

Cucumbers and oysters mixed into one. There we go.

1:04:561:05:02

You can use the leaves of the borage as well.

1:05:021:05:04

And this is pollock- line-caught Cornish pollock - with radishes, girolles

1:05:041:05:08

and borage flowers. Told you he was good.

1:05:081:05:11

Looks delicious.

1:05:161:05:18

I know it will taste delicious, so, Olly, you get another turn.

1:05:181:05:22

It is a pretty dish, isn't it?

1:05:251:05:26

I don't want to ruin it.

1:05:271:05:30

When you salt the fish like that, you change the texture.

1:05:301:05:32

Makes it quite firm, always quite meaty, which is

1:05:321:05:35

why the pork...the fat goes with it really well. Good mushroom.

1:05:351:05:41

Taste that with the lardo. It is really thin, almost like clingfilm.

1:05:411:05:46

Good? Yes. He is happy with that, I don't think you will get a look-in.

1:05:491:05:54

That's what I like to see - plenty of butter.

1:05:581:06:01

Both men could improve their times

1:06:011:06:03

but could Theo Randall and Jose Pizarro improve their omelette-making skills?

1:06:031:06:07

I did have my fingers crossed.

1:06:071:06:09

Let's get down to business. All the chefs who come on the show

1:06:091:06:12

battle it out against the clock to see how fast

1:06:121:06:14

they can make a three-egg omelette. Boys, respectable times, very close.

1:06:141:06:18

27 and 28 seconds, but a long way to beat Mr Rankin with 15.12 seconds.

1:06:181:06:24

Can you beat that? I don't know how he does it.

1:06:241:06:27

You can choose from the ingredients in front of you.

1:06:271:06:30

You've got to make sure it is an omelette and not scrambled eggs.

1:06:301:06:33

We have Italy versus Spain. Let's put the clocks on the screens, please.

1:06:331:06:37

Three, two, one. Go!

1:06:371:06:39

There you go.

1:06:431:06:44

Looking good so far, level pegging.

1:06:461:06:48

Look at the concentration!

1:06:521:06:53

Make sure it is an omelette.

1:06:551:06:58

Pretty good. Still pretty good.

1:07:011:07:03

Theo has half of his on the stove.

1:07:051:07:07

And Jose still has half of his in the pan. That's all right.

1:07:091:07:14

At least I can eat it.

1:07:141:07:17

It is all right. You always criticise my omelette!

1:07:191:07:22

Jose, this was supposed to be three-egg.

1:07:221:07:25

It is three-egg there!

1:07:251:07:27

Doesn't look good to me.

1:07:331:07:35

Not this time.

1:07:401:07:40

Sorry!

1:07:441:07:45

I have more shell than I have omelette.

1:07:481:07:51

Right, Theo, I am still chewing on it!

1:07:511:07:55

You were quicker. Was I? Yes. And it is an omelette. This is killing me.

1:08:001:08:05

You did it not in 27 seconds, but in 23.48. So there you go.

1:08:051:08:11

Claire and Mr Aitken there, on there, somewhere. Jose.

1:08:111:08:19

You did it quicker.

1:08:251:08:27

21.80.

1:08:271:08:30

Pretty good. But of course, there is more shell than there is omelette.

1:08:301:08:34

Not going on the board.

1:08:341:08:36

They were one-and-a-half egg omelettes not three-egg omelettes. And Jose?

1:08:391:08:44

Leave the shell off the plate next time(!)

1:08:441:08:46

Now, Sophie is fully in charge and is embracing the game season

1:08:461:08:50

armed with a pheasant and a bottle of Riesling.

1:08:501:08:53

So, it is meat and veg. But it is pheasant we are talking about.

1:08:531:08:57

It is pheasant. What's the dish we are cooking?

1:08:571:08:59

I'm going to be cooking... Can I get started while I am talking to you?

1:08:591:09:02

Fire away. Oh, fingers. What am I doing? Chuck it in.

1:09:021:09:05

I am cooking pheasant pot roast

1:09:051:09:07

and pot roast is just the best way of cooking meat, with...

1:09:071:09:11

Let's get rid of that. ..with Riesling and carrots.

1:09:111:09:16

It's funny, when you think game,

1:09:161:09:18

a lot of people tend to think red wine, dark.

1:09:181:09:22

But pheasant isn't that dark actually. It is quite a light meat.

1:09:221:09:25

By the way, James, can you do a bit of work for me?

1:09:251:09:28

Could you slice some onion and chop some garlic?

1:09:281:09:30

Pheasants are bang in season at the moment, aren't they?

1:09:301:09:33

They start October 1st till February,

1:09:331:09:35

you can get pheasants nowadays. I was wondering about this today and

1:09:351:09:39

I forgot to look it up before I came.

1:09:391:09:41

What is it that starts its season on September 1st? Pheasant is October.

1:09:411:09:46

It is not grouse, that is the glorious 12th. We all remember that.

1:09:461:09:49

It is not pigeon because they are all over the place.

1:09:491:09:51

Let's give up on that question and move on.

1:09:511:09:53

Somebody will phone in and find out.

1:09:531:09:55

Now, normally, I would take this quite slowly

1:09:551:09:59

and really brown the meat,

1:09:591:10:01

and the browning gives lots and lots of flavour,

1:10:011:10:03

it caramelises it. Now, you are cooking two in there.

1:10:031:10:07

So, one hen, which is normally smaller,

1:10:071:10:11

and the cock bird, the male, is normally larger.

1:10:111:10:14

Some people prefer the cocks - more flavour and more meat -

1:10:141:10:16

but the hen is delicate. So, if you get both, you can have a good choice

1:10:161:10:23

and a good mix, but it depends how

1:10:231:10:25

you get your pheasant, really, doesn't it?

1:10:251:10:27

Where do you think the best place is to buy pheasant from?

1:10:271:10:30

Really good butchers, I think,

1:10:301:10:32

because you know exactly where it is from. How are you doing over there?

1:10:321:10:35

I'm doing fine. I need those now. Shall I pop a little bit of butter...

1:10:351:10:39

I'm not trying to rush you or anything there.

1:10:391:10:41

Have you done my garlic? I'll do your garlic. Give it me here.

1:10:411:10:44

Take the garlic. Give me... I'll have that. Excuse me.

1:10:441:10:49

Yeah, good game dealers, much better actually than a supermarket.

1:10:491:10:53

You can get them in the supermarket, but they are more expensive.

1:10:531:10:56

Much more expensive,

1:10:561:10:57

and a lot of the game dealers will actually give them away, won't they?

1:10:571:11:00

If you are nice to them.

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If you are very nice, and if you shoot or have a husband or friend

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who shoots, then you can often get them for free, actually.

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Fantastic.

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But you do have to face plucking and hanging,

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but if you've got a good friendly butcher, they'll do it for you.

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The secret is to hang them but not too much.

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My grandad used to get these and hang them

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till the neck dropped off...

1:11:211:11:22

Are you working on those? ..horrible things. No, no. You don't.

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Those old folk tales about hanging them

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till the maggots are dripping out and, urgh! Disgusting!

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Pheasant isn't like that. It is actually quite a mild meat.

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It is really not that much stronger than chicken.

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It's very, very similar.

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Your hotel that is due to reopen,

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I mean, sort of, a year of renovation.

1:11:431:11:46

You cook much game on the menu? Yeah, love game. It's fantastic.

1:11:461:11:48

This time of year we really start to use a lot of game,

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as we seek to have more comfort foods

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for the winter and autumn.

1:11:541:11:55

What do you think about pot roasting?

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It is a great technique. It is not used so much these days

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but it is great for home cooking. It's fantastic. Brilliant.

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Do you not use it in restaurants at all? Not really. Why not?

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"Why not?!" Why not? What's wrong with it?

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We slow cook, but, yes, we do. I mean, it's not to say we don't,

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but we generally use a lot of slow-cooking techniques these days,

1:12:131:12:17

but we tend to cook medium rare, rather than well done,

1:12:171:12:23

long braises, but we do do braising.

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We do pot roasts with belly pork and things like that. Lovely.

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What else are you up to? I have just put my PEASANTS,

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my PHEASANTS back in. If I was doing this at home,

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I'd cook the onion really, really slowly.

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I think a lot of people fry onion too fast

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and it needs to just gently develop its natural sweetness...

1:12:381:12:41

Ooh! Chuck the whole carrots in?

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Carrots can just go straight in. Pop those in.

1:12:441:12:48

I've put some seasoning in and I'm also putting in

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some whole sprigs of tarragon,

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and this is a herb that I just love. Quite a strong herb.

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It is a strong herb and we all know that it goes well with chicken,

1:12:561:12:59

but it also goes well with pheasant.

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I have put in some white wine, you don't need a lot of liquid

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when you are pot roasting because the actual birds themselves

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and the vegetables will produce quite a lot of liquid as well.

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And you just leave that to simmer away very gently for...

1:13:101:13:14

I don't know, 45 minutes or so, give or take, and that miracle of chicken...

1:13:141:13:20

Miracle of chicken! Miracle of television.

1:13:201:13:23

I'm taking these out for your mash, is that right? You are. Good.

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Yes, I notice you are doing really well there.

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Can I just show you? These have been simmering away for quite

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a while now and I am going to add a little bit of cream around them.

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In fact, I am also going to take my birds out

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so they get a few minutes to rest. Have you got a spare plate?

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Spare plate, yes. You bake your potatoes for your mash? I do.

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My mum always did and I always do too, and it is great

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because it gives a really nice, dry flesh that absorbs the milk

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and the other flavours really well, and if you boil them, it is

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wetter and you have less flavour, or you will have to

1:13:581:14:01

dry your potato off, so I love the flavour of baked potatoes.

1:14:011:14:05

I like the skins. I could quite happily...

1:14:051:14:07

Well, you could save the skins

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and do sort of crisp potato skins the next day.

1:14:091:14:12

You can eat that like it is. Absolutely.

1:14:121:14:14

A big lump of butter in there. Have you put...

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Have I done what? You are doing wonderfully. Just mash the potatoes.

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Am I confusing you here? It's like being back at school, isn't it?!

1:14:191:14:23

"What?! What?! What have I done?"

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To be honest, James, it is not often that I get a chef working for me.

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I just cook at home, just a domestic cook,

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and I am going to make the most of it.

1:14:311:14:34

In here I have got some milk, which I am infusing with saffron.

1:14:341:14:37

I love saffron. Do you use saffron a lot?

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I do, but I think people make the mistake,

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when they are buying saffron,

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when they go abroad and they go to sort of Tunisia

1:14:431:14:46

and those souk markets, and they look at saffron and see how

1:14:461:14:49

cheap it is - it is not saffron, is it? It is the outer shell.

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It just can't be cheap. Can I just borrow that?

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Saffron - it's an expensive spice

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because the harvest can easily be ruined.

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Each flower... And it comes from a crocus.

1:15:021:15:05

Each flower has to be picked by hand.

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It is more expensive than gold, per ounce.

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Yes, and the little threads pulled out from inside. Now, what do I need?

1:15:091:15:12

Don't make the mistake my mate did when he was over in Tunisia.

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He bought some saffron back, that he thought was cheap,

1:15:151:15:18

and he also brought some ground cumin in a kilogram bag.

1:15:181:15:22

Customs at Calais... No, they didn't! Calais wasn't impressed.

1:15:221:15:26

I bet they weren't!

1:15:261:15:27

They took all the wheels off his car and everything. Oh, really?

1:15:271:15:31

It was that bad? Again, I'd leave the milk to infuse with

1:15:311:15:33

the saffron in for a bit longer. Am I mixing this?

1:15:331:15:36

You can mix that. I will get a plate ready.

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And just attack these birds. How is that doing?

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Would you say, with saffron like this, the strands or powder?

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I always use strands,

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partly because I like to be able to see what they look like.

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If you are buying it here, you won't have a problem,

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but with the strands, you can tell it's saffron.

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If it is a powdered thing,

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then all you have got is just red powder.

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Do you know, the worst thing is, sometimes if you buy saffron abroad

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and it is very cheap, it can be marigold petals

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but there is actually a related crocus,

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which is used, which is poisonous.

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Is it? Yes. You wouldn't want that.

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Do you want to put the sweetcorn in here?

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I would like you to put the sweetcorn. Shall I pass it over?

1:16:141:16:17

It's very nice having you do all this work. Sweetcorn. Thank you.

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Are you going to carve as well, because you are so good at carving?

1:16:201:16:23

Fresh sweetcorn. You're left-handed you see. It's a bit awkward.

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Do I have to carve it as well? Sorry?

1:16:261:16:29

No, I am just going to go home now and let you do it all.

1:16:291:16:32

How is my mash doing? Have you put any seasoning in it?

1:16:321:16:35

It is seasoned. Done it. Gorgeous.

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You'd come along and do perfect slices, wouldn't you? Yes. OK.

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Do you want me to do that for you?

1:16:401:16:42

JAMES LAUGHS I am going. Is that all right?

1:16:421:16:45

You don't need me really.

1:16:451:16:47

You stick the mash on the plate, there you go.

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I am allowed to do that, am I?! Stick the mash on it. Good. OK.

1:16:491:16:53

A bit of mash on the plate. Isn't that the most fantastic colour?

1:16:531:16:58

I would use, while it is still around,

1:16:581:17:00

and it is just still around... You like your mash, don't you, love?

1:17:001:17:03

Look at that.

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Go on, you would use what? Are you being difficult?

1:17:061:17:09

No, I am not being difficult. Can I finish? Fire away. Can I finish?

1:17:091:17:14

It is so difficult having you around, honestly.

1:17:141:17:16

I'm surprised anyone comes back on your show.

1:17:161:17:18

They've got a queue of people to come on here. Yeah, well, once only.

1:17:181:17:22

THEY LAUGH

1:17:221:17:23

I was going to put a little bit of the sauce around,

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just a little bit of cream and carrots

1:17:251:17:28

and that Riesling, which gives it a lovely flavour as well.

1:17:281:17:31

That looks lovely.

1:17:311:17:34

I thought you people from Yorkshire - you like big portions, don't you?

1:17:341:17:38

I do. That is a starter for me. Remind us what that is again.

1:17:381:17:40

I was looking for the tarragon.

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That is pot-roast pheasant with Riesling and carrots,

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on a saffron and sweetcorn mash. Delicious.

1:17:461:17:49

Right then. Follow me, Soph. I think there is enough for you guys here.

1:17:541:17:58

Dive into that. I don't know what the others are going to eat!

1:17:581:18:02

I have got to say, that is one thick bird. Excuse me?!

1:18:021:18:05

We have only just met earlier.

1:18:051:18:07

I know these people, they come off the moors, don't they?

1:18:071:18:10

And they say, "Bagged six today."

1:18:101:18:12

It's the shooting season for these, but you get about ten of them

1:18:121:18:15

running around our country lanes at a time.

1:18:151:18:17

You could just run them down. They are really, really...

1:18:171:18:20

Why is it, when it is out of season, you hardly see them

1:18:201:18:23

and then, "Yoo-hoo! Here I am! Come and get me!"?

1:18:231:18:26

I have had one run in front of my car for about two minutes. Dive in.

1:18:261:18:30

Tell me what you think. Thanks very much. I'll just...

1:18:301:18:34

It looks absolutely... "Shaun, just get a piece in your mouth."

1:18:341:18:39

This is television, dead air, get it in there. Approve?

1:18:391:18:43

Is that all he is allowed to have?

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Well, Michael is waiting at the end, you know.

1:18:451:18:48

As well as pheasant, you could use guinea fowl.

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Although guinea fowl is farmed nowadays in some places.

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Most of it is farmed, yes. Or you could use chicken.

1:18:531:18:57

It is a bit dull but a good, free-range chicken with a bit of flavour in it.

1:18:571:19:01

It's a chicken texture but with a really...

1:19:011:19:04

It's not a strong, strong flavour, is it? No, but it is different.

1:19:041:19:07

I was going to ask Sophie - do you think the red-legged

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or the grey-legged pheasant is better?

1:19:101:19:12

It's partridge. One is French and one is English, isn't it?

1:19:121:19:16

You know, to be honest, I take what I can get. Take what you can get.

1:19:161:19:19

I am not saying she was bossy,

1:19:231:19:25

but she certainly was in control of that kitchen.

1:19:251:19:28

TV presenter and my former Strictly Come Dancing colleague

1:19:281:19:31

Gloria Hunniford loves nothing better than cooking

1:19:311:19:33

shellfish at her dinner parties, and rabbit would definitely not

1:19:331:19:36

be on the menu, but there was a distinct possibility

1:19:361:19:39

she'd have to eat it when it came to facing her food heaven or food hell.

1:19:391:19:42

So let's see what she got.

1:19:421:19:43

Everyone in the studio has made their minds up.

1:19:431:19:46

Just to remind you, food heaven is looking at you right here.

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Beautiful lobster with another of your food heavens, scallops.

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Alternatively, it could be the old rabbit, which

1:19:521:19:55

we've got over here, which could be transformed into a little stew

1:19:551:19:57

with morel mushrooms and bits and pieces.

1:19:571:19:59

How do you think these lot have decided?

1:19:591:20:01

Our viewers at home wanted 3-0. What about these guys?

1:20:011:20:05

Erm...heaven I think.

1:20:051:20:07

If I say at least two of them picked food hell... They did not!

1:20:071:20:11

Yes, they did. Are you being serious?

1:20:111:20:13

But you have got to thank these two for picking food heaven,

1:20:131:20:16

because these guys decided that you are going to eat lobster.

1:20:161:20:18

It's the girls over there. Fantastic! Yes!

1:20:181:20:21

Right, so what we are going to do?

1:20:211:20:23

I just think that lobster is so expensive that

1:20:231:20:26

you just can't have it as the norm

1:20:261:20:28

and so, therefore, it is always a treat and I keep it as a treat.

1:20:281:20:31

It is a treat and what we are going to do is quickly prepare it.

1:20:311:20:34

This is a cooked lobster, obviously,

1:20:341:20:36

because lobsters are purple normally before they are cooked.

1:20:361:20:39

We just take out the tail. That is the bit I couldn't do.

1:20:391:20:41

I couldn't put a screaming lobster into the pot.

1:20:411:20:43

The secret is, you do not cook it in boiling, boiling water.

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You want them in hot water, but not boiling, boiling water,

1:20:481:20:50

because their legs fall off, you see.

1:20:501:20:52

It's their defence mechanism.

1:20:521:20:54

They go, "It is a bit hot in here," and their legs fly off.

1:20:541:20:57

Can't blame them! Can't blame them, really,

1:20:571:20:59

but we have here a nice bit of lobster.

1:20:591:21:01

We are going to remove the claw out of here.

1:21:011:21:03

The guys are prepping up our scallops.

1:21:031:21:05

Just opening the scallops and taking the meat out.

1:21:051:21:08

I have to tell you it is about 80 degrees standing here.

1:21:081:21:12

The pans are so hot!

1:21:121:21:13

We have only got seven minutes to cook this, Gloria. Well, six now.

1:21:131:21:18

As the producer tells me, we have got six.

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But you are a good mover, James,

1:21:201:21:22

so, therefore, you should be able to do it in that time.

1:21:221:21:24

Well, we spent many, many a Saturday night together, didn't we?

1:21:241:21:27

Yes, we did. We did Strictly the second year, didn't we?

1:21:271:21:30

We did 2006.

1:21:301:21:31

While you are bashing that, the thing that makes me laugh,

1:21:311:21:35

people always say, "When you are standing, waiting to go down

1:21:351:21:37

"the steps, to float down the steps at the beginning,

1:21:371:21:40

"what do you do? What do you talk about?"

1:21:401:21:42

And James was always behind me in terms of order

1:21:421:21:45

and we used to talk about his organic vegetables.

1:21:451:21:48

We would be standing up there in all the frocks,

1:21:481:21:50

with James in his perma tan and sequins. He did!

1:21:501:21:53

The first week, he came in and went,

1:21:531:21:55

"I don't want any of those sequins or anything."

1:21:551:21:57

And by week three, he was going,

1:21:571:21:59

"Can I just have a bit more glitter over here?"

1:21:591:22:02

It was Darren Gough that went out... He looked like a windsock...

1:22:021:22:05

Sorry, Darren. But he was a big guy.

1:22:051:22:08

I wasn't little, though, was I? But he was a big bloke.

1:22:081:22:11

You lost a lot of weight though. Three-and-a-half stone.

1:22:111:22:15

Great fun though. It is fantastic, fantastic fun.

1:22:151:22:17

Camilla you danced with?

1:22:171:22:19

Exactly, and we got to the semifinal, but it was, literally,

1:22:191:22:23

as we were waiting at the top of the stairs,

1:22:231:22:25

everybody was psyching themselves up.

1:22:251:22:27

You had Mr Darren Gough, Colin Jackson all psyching

1:22:271:22:29

themselves up, wouldn't speak to you for about half an hour

1:22:291:22:31

beforehand, and we were just talking about carrots and leeks.

1:22:311:22:35

I know. You had just done your new organic patch

1:22:351:22:37

so I would be going, "How are the carrots, then?"

1:22:371:22:40

But it was good. It was good.

1:22:401:22:42

Right. Gloria, I am just going to show you a nice little sauce.

1:22:421:22:45

We have got in here a little bit of roe in there.

1:22:451:22:48

A little bit of shallot, a little bit of...

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Can I just squeeze by you, darling?

1:22:501:22:52

I'm so sorry. I don't know where to go here. Should I go the other side?

1:22:521:22:55

White wine is going to go in there as well.

1:22:551:22:58

Just to recap, what have you put in here so far?

1:22:581:23:00

The shallots, the roe from the scallops, white wine.

1:23:001:23:03

We have got in here some fish stock.

1:23:031:23:05

And you always use the roe from the scallops, do you?

1:23:051:23:07

I do for the sauce, because I don't really put them in this dish.

1:23:071:23:12

Cream? Double cream. Double cream, excuse me.

1:23:121:23:15

You know, on your headstone, when you finally snuff it,

1:23:151:23:19

it will have Mr Butter And Cream. Sponsored by Butter, yeah.

1:23:191:23:22

We have got in here some mustard.

1:23:221:23:24

This is just a little bit of French mustard.

1:23:241:23:27

You can use English mustard. That just gives it a really nice tang.

1:23:271:23:29

It is just going to give it a nice little flavour.

1:23:291:23:31

The scallops are cooked nicely.

1:23:311:23:33

We have our shells which have been washed.

1:23:331:23:36

You keep the flat part of the shells.

1:23:361:23:38

The chefs are on a roll.

1:23:381:23:39

I don't know where to put myself, to be honest,

1:23:391:23:41

because you are all rushing around. Is this OK? It's fine.

1:23:411:23:44

We have got our little shells here. This meat is cooked.

1:23:441:23:47

Inside the lobsters, there is a little membrane,

1:23:471:23:50

so be careful with this one. Take that membrane out, it is hard.

1:23:501:23:55

A lobster has one claw to hold things with,

1:23:551:23:57

and the small claw is to rip the bits up.

1:23:571:23:59

It is always found on this bigger claw, is this larger membrane.

1:23:591:24:02

You need to take that out. Otherwise, we have a jaw like yours.

1:24:021:24:05

Exactly! No, I feel sorry for him

1:24:051:24:07

because it's actually quite difficult to talk, isn't it?

1:24:071:24:10

It's not great at the moment, Gloria, I have to say.

1:24:101:24:12

I can't eat anything. I am sympathising.

1:24:121:24:14

I am making excuses for you in other words.

1:24:141:24:17

It is a bit of cow stuck in my jaw, which is not the most... Moo!

1:24:171:24:20

Anyway, thank you very much.

1:24:201:24:23

You are going to be hearing this for years to come.

1:24:231:24:25

I just knew that was coming. I knew that was coming.

1:24:251:24:29

"How is your jawww?"

1:24:291:24:30

So what have you put in here? Well, Michael has done this.

1:24:301:24:33

It is a little bit of thinly sliced, julienne of carrot

1:24:331:24:37

and courgette, and if you can grate me the cheese, that would be great.

1:24:371:24:42

What we are going to do is just grab some of this...

1:24:421:24:45

Chop me some chives, please, Nick. That would be great.

1:24:451:24:48

We have our scallops here.

1:24:481:24:49

How would I love to have people like you in the kitchen?

1:24:491:24:51

"Just chop me some chives, please. Can you just pass me..."

1:24:511:24:55

These two are very cheap, so you are all right.

1:24:551:25:00

THEY LAUGH Like the jokes!

1:25:001:25:03

Like YOUR jokes, James.

1:25:031:25:04

So the idea is we just put the lobster in like this.

1:25:041:25:06

Some chives here for you.

1:25:061:25:08

And you keep piling this up and piling this up.

1:25:081:25:10

Is it all right if I take these two home? I am entertaining tomorrow.

1:25:101:25:14

Are you? Good thought. What we do is we grab some of our sauce.

1:25:141:25:19

Chives in here? Chives in there, please. Chives in this one.

1:25:191:25:24

A little bit more chives in there, please. Thank you.

1:25:241:25:27

We are going to season this up as well.

1:25:271:25:29

So the great thing about this, you can do this at a little

1:25:291:25:32

dinner party, you see. You can make this beforehand. I know.

1:25:321:25:34

I just get home from the studio and seven minutes later,

1:25:341:25:36

I'd have the dinner party done.

1:25:361:25:38

If you take these home. Excuse me, I want to put some chives in as well.

1:25:381:25:41

I have to contribute something to this sauce. Lovely chive moves!

1:25:411:25:45

Then the idea is we grab our sauce now.

1:25:451:25:49

It is quite a thin sauce. Should it be like that? No.

1:25:491:25:52

It should be more reduced. It is a time issue.

1:25:521:25:55

Sorry, I did ask the wrong question.

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It is a time issue, Gloria. I haven't got time, love. All right?

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All right. But it would thicken up.

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Yes, it will thicken up, as it reduces down.

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Aren't you glad you have a real professional?

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Don't do that, because he will start to take the mickey out of me!

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My self esteem is too low.

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A little bit of the crumbs and Gruyere cheese on top. Lovely.

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Under the grill, Mr Nick Nairn. Here we go. Under a very hot grill.

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You could put mushrooms in there if you wanted.

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About 45 seconds in there.

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Now to serve this, get some ladders, go up on your roof

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and get a bit of slate, Gloria.

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I know. This is the new trendy stuff!

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I was at a do recently and one of the comics said, "It is getting

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"a bit much when you have to go and get your own slate!"

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It is trendy, isn't it?

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The thing about this is it does look nice

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and then the idea is we just pile some salt on top of each one.

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So a little seat for the scallop shell. Tony Hart, look at that.

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Is that what you call it? A little seat. Lovely. Over the top of there.

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But like I said, it is a great dinner party dish.

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The thing about this is you can make this in advance.

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Pop it in the fridge, finish it with the sauce ideally, and then pop

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it under the grill, but it just wants to go under

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a really hot grill. How long have we got? About ten seconds.

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OK, so this is coming out now.

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But actually, this is a true luxury to have lobster and scallops.

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If you sell this in a restaurant you would be charging...40 quid.

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Or something like that. 40 quid?! Are you being serious? Crikey!

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I am not coming to your restaurant! You mean just in your restaurant?

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No, it's just the cost of the ingredients.

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The whole lobster and the scallops... Gloria, there you go.

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Knives and forks there.

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May I thank you guys and the viewers for my heaven?

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Dive into that and tell us what do you think.

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Bring the glasses over, girls. Spoilt for choice here.

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Tell us what you think of that. What do you think of that?

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It is heaven, simple as that.

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The secret of that is the lightness of the sauce.

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I don't think you are going to get any of this, girls. Have a glass of wine.

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I thought it was the way the scallops were cooked, myself.

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It is the way the scallops are cooked.

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But the combination of the lobster and the scallops...

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Well, that is it for today's Best Bites.

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If you would like to have a go at any of the fantastic recipes

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you have seen on today's programme,

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you can find them all on our website.

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Just go to bbc.co.uk/recipes.

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There are loads of great cooking ideas for you to choose from,

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so have a fantastic week and happy cooking.

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I will see you again soon. Bye for now.

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