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Good morning. Prepare to feast on some of the finest food from

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the Saturday Kitchen back catalogue on today's Best Bites.

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Welcome to the show. We've lined up some great chefs

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and some very peckish celebrities for you this morning.

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Gennaro Contaldo fillets a whole sea bream, before roasting it and

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serving it with a courgette salad and some fresh mint and rocket.

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Theo Randall serves the perfect Sunday lunch -

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a beautiful piece of roast rump of lamb.

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He marinades it first, with lemon juice, rosemary, garlic and olive

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oil, before serving it with onion, squash, spinach and salsa verde.

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Lesley Waters makes a stunning crab and ginger tart.

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She makes the tart with white crab meat, eggs, parsley,

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coriander and ginger and serves it with an Oriental-style chilli

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and spring onion dressing.

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And Alan Davies faces food heaven or food hell.

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Would he get his idea of food heaven,

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haddock with my spicy pan-fried haddock with wok-fried broccoli, or his dreaded food hell,

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dark chocolate, with my dark chocolate tart with chocolate Turkish delight?

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And you can find out what he gets at the end of the show.

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But first, it's time for a bit of French style home-cooking, from the brilliant Henry Harris,

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who's taking inspiration from his family holidays.

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Great to have you on the show again. Something classic for you as well. You're into your classic cooking.

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You can't get any more classic than this, in terms of French cooking.

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Exactly. Vinegar chicken. Poulet saute au vinaigre.

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Really good chicken. A really great family home dish to cook.

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Sounds good to me. So you're going to prepare the chicken.

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-You want me to do the mash for this.

-Yes, please.

-As well as the tomatoes.

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Cos the base flavours are similar to sort of the old chicken chasseur.

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Until you get to the point where you add in the cream.

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Exactly. And there's no mushrooms in it.

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It's a bit like adding lemon juice to the dish.

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It just gives it a nice gentle acidity.

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There's very little in there.

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And it's just finished off with tarragon,

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some fresh chopped tomato, a little bit of cream.

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A little bit of cream, yeah.

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So where do you get your love of French cooking from?

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For me, it was when I was younger and I used to visit there.

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-Same for you?

-It was exactly that.

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I never trained in France, I've never worked in France as a cook.

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Family holidays. And growing up in the '60s and '70s,

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my mother was a kind of manic serial entertainer.

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And she read Elizabeth David and Robert Carrier

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and so these dishes were always appearing at home.

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-The best way to learn, stuff like this.

-Exactly.

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Now, you're preparing the chicken slightly differently, so tell us what you're doing.

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I'm leaving the breast on the bone, so that

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when it's casseroled in the oven, it doesn't shrink up completely.

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And also, the more bones that are in there, the better the flavour.

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It means a bit of work when you're actually it.

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It also holds it together. That's the other thing, while it cooks.

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Exactly.

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I suppose if you didn't want to do all this, just get the chicken thighs, maybe?

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Yeah, chicken thighs is a brilliant way of doing this.

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Right, in the mash, we've got some butter and some cream.

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You want some salt and pepper in there, I take it, as well?

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Yes, please. So with the chicken, I'm jointing it.

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This is a free range chicken from a farm in Herefordshire.

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-Right.

-And it's a fair size,

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so I'm just making sure that the breasts are cut down into three.

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Joint the chicken, the thigh and the drumstick, rather.

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For anybody who doesn't know where you are, you were actually

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-working at the Fifth Floor at Harvey Nichols in London.

-That's right.

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-And then moved just down the road really.

-Exactly.

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About half a mile down the road.

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-Yeah.

-I'm just putting the chicken pieces in here to get those browned.

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Just with a bit of vegetable oil at the moment.

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I talked about adding butter. But you don't want to add...too much.

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Sorry, you don't want to add the butter at this point

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-because it will just burn.

-Yeah.

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-So this is basically getting some colour in there.

-Exactly.

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-I'll move that. There's a sink in the back.

-Wonderful.

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Leave that to one side.

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So this is between a fricassee and sort of a blanquette,

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-one you seal and one you don't.

-Exactly.

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What you want to do is it's really important to make sure you get

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a nice caramelisation on the chicken meat and skin.

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-And that way, you just get another layer of flavour.

-Right.

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Now, would this be on e of the dishes that you

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-have on your sort of lunch menu in the restaurant?

-Exactly.

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Brilliant, particularly with all that lovely rain we've been

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having at the moment. It's just a nice really comforting dish,

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but it's got a bright spring-like quality,

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which makes it rather nice.

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So is this dish one you've picked up on your travels around France

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when you were young?

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No, this was hen I first started cooking in a restaurant kitchen,

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I worked for Simon Hopkinson for eight years and this was

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a dish that he used to do and took me through very carefully.

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And it really is done exactly how you would do it...in France,

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taking your time.

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Simon Hopkinson, of course, not only a great chef

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-but also a fantastic writer of food as well.

-Exactly.

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I think at the moment,

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he's probably the greatest British cookery writer of the last 20 years.

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Yeah.

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-He writes so enthusiastically.

-He certainly knows his stuff as well.

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-That's the key to it.

-Now, it's time to start cooking properly

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and get a bit of butter in there. We've got some tomato puree.

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And I'm just going to move that round with a whisk just a little bit.

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I want the butter to get a nice kind of nut brown to it.

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And it will...we had some garlic somewhere. There we are.

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A little bit of garlic.

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And then almost immediately...add the vinegar.

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So just a tiny splash of red wine vinegar.

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-This is red wine vinegar in there?

-Exactly. And then some white wine.

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-Reduce that down a touch?

-Reduce that down a touch

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and we've already got a really kind of healthy golden colour to it.

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So where would this be in France, in the region of France?

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-Where do you reckon it would come from?

-Kind of Burgundy region.

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Or possibly up in the north, towards Brittany and Normandy.

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It's a fairly good guess that anything with a large

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amount of butter and cream in comes from...

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-My house!

-Or mine!

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There we are. Fresh chicken stock on top of that.

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-And then we add some tarragon.

-Yeah.

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And...that's it, just for the moment.

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-We haven't got anything else, so I'm pretty sure that's it.

-Tomatoes.

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I'm going to take one of those tomatoes and just get the flesh.

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That goes in as well.

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I'm just basically concassing these, which is the old French style -

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blanched, ice cold water and then just peeled.

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And then we remove the seeds. It's the seeds you want.

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The seeds and the pulp are going to go in to the sauce cos we're

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going to pass those out afterwards.

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And they give just a lovely kind of rosy pink finish to the dish.

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Now, you've tweaked the menu over the years.

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You've got this great afternoon tea menu.

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That sort of snacky sort of food, croque monsieur

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-and all that sort of stuff.

-Exactly.

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We had people at weekends coming in the afternoon and saying,

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"This looks nice, can we have something to eat?"

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And like all traditional restaurants, at 3.30, we shut the doors

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and said, "No, the kitchen's closed." I thought, "I'm missing something here."

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And had done a snack for some friends who'd come in one afternoon,

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some grilled sour dough bread with duck confit,

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a little Morbier cheese and Dijon mustard.

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And brushed with a little duck fat on the outside and grilled.

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-So a bit like a kind of posh croque monsieur.

-When's lunch?

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-Sounds good!

-This afternoon! And they were just phenomenal.

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They were really moreish and crunchy and delicious and so I put some

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of those on and a few of the menu dishes, but in fact, some people just

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come in and go, "I'd like a steak au poivre," and that's what they do.

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-Sounds good to me. So you want that in the oven.

-That goes in the oven.

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I'll lift this one out first. And how long would that go in for?

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That goes in for about 40 minutes.

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-It's the thigh that's going to take the longest to cook.

-Yeah.

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-There you go. Got that nice and hot for you to reduce.

-Wonderful.

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So I'm just straining out some of the sauce.

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-There we are.

-Pop it in there.

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Then, I've got cream and I'm using whipping cream,

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which I never use for actually whipping cos it's too light.

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But it's very good cos if you over reduce it,

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it doesn't go too thick and claggy.

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-Right.

-A little bit of Dijon mustard.

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This is just for a little kind of aromatic finish to the dish.

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I'll move that over there, so we can see it a bit better.

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Move that to one side.

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Whisk the mustard in.

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And when that comes to the boil, take a spoon, just check the seasoning.

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Need a little bit of salt.

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But we've got a lovely flavour of fresh tomato

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and tarragon cos it's only been cooked for about 40 minutes.

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-Yeah.

-And then...

-Here's your tarragon bits.

-Lovely.

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Rather than using xanthium gum, we're going to use butter!

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Proper, natural, unrefined!

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That literally just gets dropped in. We add some of the tomato.

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Because all we're doing is kind of wilting that through.

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You don't want the tomato to disappear into the sauce.

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You quickly reduce it down. The butter actually thickens it as well.

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Exactly. Cos all we're doing is we're driving out the water from the cream

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and we're using the butter to make a light emulsion.

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I don't know which pieces of chicken you want out of here.

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I'll get two of them. I'll leave you with the mash. The mash is done.

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The mash is done.

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I'm just going to put one tiny splash of cream in there,

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just to make it...slightly...

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..more glossy. Look at that.

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Even a little bit more.

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If I was cooking in Paris now,

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I'd be kind of measuring out the cream to be about a

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third...butter rather, to be about a third of the quantity of the mash.

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So we just get a really lovely...spoonful.

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Smear that round there.

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And this sauce is there ready. It's just reducing down nicely.

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-Got your chicken there.

-Ah, wonderful.

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I'm going to take that joint off there.

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A nice chunky piece of breast, a really lovely thigh, which,

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for me, is always the best bit.

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This is reduced down full, which is nice.

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It's covering the back of the spoon, which is nice.

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Tiny pinch of salt.

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Shame to waste that butter, it really is.

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And then just at the last minute.

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This is the key to a good sauce, it's the reduction

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-and reducing it down.

-Exactly.

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And just remembering to taste it as you go

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because you never know how much salt it's going to need.

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It might need a drop more vinegar.

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But in fact, the tomato gives a nice acidity to it as well.

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And we want to keep this sauce light.

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It's not a thick, claggy, old fashioned sauce.

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Think of it as a cream gravy.

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And put lots on cos there's always somebody who's going to fight

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-over that.

-Me! Generally.

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I'll clean the plate, while you tell us what that dish is again.

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So there we are, poulet saute au vinaigre,

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-a classic French vinegar chicken.

-How good does that look!

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It looks fabulous. I know it's going to taste delicious as well.

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Well, it smells delicious! If there was only scratch and sniff television for the viewers at home!

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-That's so good.

-Dive into that. Tell us what you think.

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-Gets my juices flowing!

-Tell us what you think. But the secret of that sort of red wine

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vinegar at the start as well, just a little sharpness.

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It is, but you have to reduce that vinegar down till it almost

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disappears. Imagine it as a dry pan with bubble

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and then you know you've reduced it properly.

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And then that touch of mustard in at the end just gives it another kick-start as well.

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-Ooh, la, la. Tres bien!

-Happy with that?

-Bonnet de douche!

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-The mashed potato's got plenty of butter and cream in it.

-Wow!

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-Go on.

-So good.

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-Beautiful.

-It's very, very good.

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Now, that's my kind of recipe and of course, plenty of butter.

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Coming up, I'll be making a tangy summer pudding for Miranda Raison,

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but first, Rick Stein visits some of his food heroes

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and takes inspiration from a group of farmers' wives

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who have developed a passion for baking.

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I suppose in essence, these people produce food with honest flavour and once you get

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a taste for that, once you're hooked on that, nothing else will do.

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You just need to educate the palate.

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Who would dream of going back to those wines we had in the '60s?

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Who would drink what we used o call plonk any more? Nobody!

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It's the same with food. You don't go back.

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Your taste becomes educated.

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Your enthusiasm for properly aged beef won't go away and you're going

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to want more and more and we're at the start of something really,

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really big, I think.

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I find any opportunity to come back to Bamburgh

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because the beach is so nice. It's so different from Cornwall.

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There's this immense sense of space.

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But the other reason for the Food Heroes point of view,

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I came here about ten years ago.

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There's a little butcher's called Carter's.

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I came here for a wedding and I have to admit,

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I had a bit too much to drink at the wedding and I stayed in the car

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park just here by Bamburgh Castle, just by the beach.

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And I woke up in the morning, really, really hungry.

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And I sort of stumbled up the street

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to Carter's and they had these little pies called Scotch pies,

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which were made with minced lamb.

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And you know sometimes when you're hungry like that

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and you taste something like that, it is just bliss.

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And all it was was just minced local lamb,

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pepper and salt and the pastry, made with hot water at flour.

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Just as simple as that.

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I just had to come back to see if they were as good as they were then.

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And they are!

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That's typical Geordie understatement -

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prize-winning bangers available by the ton.

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But Northumberland is understated.

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I mean, every time I come here,

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I'm overwhelmed by how striking the country is.

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And yet, one feels a sense of excitement of stumbling

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on something that no-one else knows about.

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Mike Aynsley farms Cheviot sheep

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and has lived in these hills all his life.

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To him, the landscape and the sheep are as one.

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When I die, I want to be cremated and me

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-ashes are going on the hill, here.

-Really?

-Yup.

-That's great.

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They can put my ashes up there and I'll still be with the sheep!

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I'll keep an eye on them.

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-You love it up here, don't you?

-It's God's own country up here.

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-It certainly is. Just describe the eating qualities, then.

-Very tender.

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Providing it's hung. All meat should be hung at least a fortnight.

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-To my way of thinking.

-I agree.

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A lot of meat today is too new killed.

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It hasn't had time to mature.

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-That's right.

-They're just naturally reared.

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They talk about organic farming, but there's nothing...you might

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say you feed those, but in the summer, they live on what they pull.

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Everything that we sell is sold off grass.

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You can't get anything more natural than that.

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'Mike's right. Not everything has to be labelled organic,

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'providing it's been reared properly.'

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Well, I was a bit disconcerted after the last series of Food Heroes

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went out on the TV cos quite a few people criticised me

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for having a lot of foreign dishes in it.

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But I like to roam,

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I've always travelled all over the world, looking for ideas and

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this time, I've got Italian dishes, French dishes, Chinese dishes.

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But isn't that exciting,

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to use our great British produce to make those dishes?

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So really, this series is about British produce,

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but also about all those really interesting and passionate

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characters that produce the best things in a small and beautiful way.

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I love Seahouses.

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As you can see, it's so atmospheric,

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but I have on good authority that kippers came from here.

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They certainly would have had to have come from somewhere on this coast,

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somewhere from Wick down to Lowestoft cos everybody used to eat salt herring

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200 years ago, with potatoes. That was the sort of staple diet.

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And apparently, there was

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a load of salt herring in a wooden shed here which caught fire and

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the next morning, they came and found this fantastic smell of smoked fish.

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And I'm sure somebody at the time would have said,

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"Why haven't we thought of this before?"

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I've been buying kippers from this shop for years.

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Swallow's Smokehouse, started by John Swallow

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and now run by Patrick Wilkin.

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Sadly, the herrings aren't landed in Seahouses any longer.

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So are there any boats going out for any fish from Seahouses now?

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No, there's no white fish boats left.

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There's about 10 or 15 crab boats.

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And pleasure boats. The last boat went away the start of the year.

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-And that's it.

-That's it.

-End of fishing.

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There was about 12 or 15 boats when I started.

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'It's good to think this smokery was in at the very dawn,

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'when kippers were first thought of.

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'Patrick uses softwood shavings and oak sawdust,

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'which give the kippers a lovely sticky, tarry taste.'

0:19:100:19:13

-So normally, would you keep the smoker going all the time?

-Yes.

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It's going all the time.

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And you just come in and shovel more sawdust in?

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The fires usually last about three and a half or four hours,

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the kippers take about 10 to 12 hours, smoked salmon,

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a good three to four days.

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Phoof!

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No idea what it would have been like in the 1800s cos

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the whole of this street were smokeries.

0:19:350:19:37

But this is the last one.

0:19:370:19:39

All the rest have been converted into holiday cottages.

0:19:390:19:42

But they probably still smell of smoke.

0:19:420:19:45

I was just looking at a plaque over there that said in the 1880s,

0:19:450:19:48

a guidebook said of Seahouses, "A malodorous place where fish

0:19:480:19:54

"curing is extensively carried out,"

0:19:540:19:56

so it was a bit sort of derogatory about it,

0:19:560:19:58

but now the smell of smoke is like perfume to me cos it's so rare.

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Well, I came here last year

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right in the middle of the foot and mouth crisis.

0:20:120:20:15

It was really depressing, frightful sights of dead cattle.

0:20:150:20:20

Real misery all round.

0:20:200:20:22

And the feeling that this was the end.

0:20:220:20:25

You know, farming was at a finish.

0:20:250:20:27

A year later, spring in the air, I'm back here,

0:20:270:20:30

cos I've heard of a farmer's wife quite near here who's baking cakes.

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She's got some other farmers wives involved

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and they've got this nice little sort of farmers' cooperative

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of cakes and biscuits going.

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And I just find that incredibly hopeful,

0:20:420:20:44

that something like that, so much depression and sadness

0:20:440:20:49

should be reborn into something really positive and optimistic.

0:20:490:20:53

Chalky always likes to try his luck,

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especially when it comes to cakes and biscuits.

0:20:560:20:59

If it wasn't for farmers' markets, these ladies would not have an outlet

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and they've been going for three years.

0:21:050:21:07

I think farmers and farmers' wives, we have such a lot of skills.

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We're accountants, we're secretaries,

0:21:110:21:15

we're wonderful bakers, businesswomen, businessmen.

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My husband, I mean, all the vehicles he keeps running,

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so he's a mechanic as well as a farmer.

0:21:220:21:24

He can build props for film companies.

0:21:240:21:27

We've got lots and lots of skills in the countryside, definitely.

0:21:270:21:31

Well, my director, David, has got this expression, "Utterly butterly".

0:21:310:21:36

That is utterly butterly. There must be so much butter in it.

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And it just tastes like dairy, you know, that dairy smell?

0:21:410:21:44

It just tastes so wholesome.

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When the blossoms on the trees in the Lyth Valley come out,

0:21:490:21:54

it's time for Damson Day, a celebration of this ancient fruit.

0:21:540:21:59

I was lucky enough to meet local journalist, Gillian Cockburn,

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who's passionate about Lake District food.

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Local food in this area is so wonderful

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but this damson symbolises,

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it really symbolises the success of this county,

0:22:100:22:14

fighting back after foot and mouth

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-and goodness knows what.

-In a way, I've felt this talking to a lot of people.

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-Foot and mouth has almost been a blessing in disguise.

-Yes.

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You know what I mean? It was just such a disaster but everyone said,

0:22:250:22:29

-"We're going to fight back."

-They are, the bigger the better.

0:22:290:22:32

Because people want to know where their food's coming from.

0:22:320:22:36

And we've got these fantastic farmers' markets in this area.

0:22:360:22:40

People are buying the stuff from them.

0:22:400:22:42

They're not just playing at it.

0:22:420:22:44

Word gets around and people are just so enthusiastic about local food.

0:22:440:22:48

-So this is it.

-This is the one, this is the wonderful damson gumbo.

0:22:480:22:52

-Made by Val Harrison.

-Pleased to meet you.

-You make it?

-I do.

0:22:520:22:55

-I think I better try some. Can we?

-You can.

0:22:550:22:58

That's really nice.

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-That's lovely.

-Thank you very much.

-I'll just put that in there.

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It's a bit like in Spain they have this thing called quince paste, called membrillo.

0:23:060:23:10

It'd go really well with cheese, with hard cheese, that would.

0:23:100:23:13

-Would you like it in a bag?

-No, I'll just have it in the basket.

0:23:130:23:16

-Thank you very much.

-Don't bother about the 10p.

0:23:160:23:19

-Thank you very much.

-Give it to the Damson Association.

-Right.

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Yes? Oh, I'd be delighted to.

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'It was a charmingly small affair, just as it should be.

0:23:290:23:32

'No people selling cars or caravans,

0:23:320:23:34

'and everyone was very friendly to me and to Chalky.'

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This is a dish that brings out the astringency of damsons.

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You pour lots of damsons into a pie dish and sprinkle well with sugar.

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It's called Damson Cobbler.

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You sift flour, baking powder, sugar and salt into a bowl.

0:23:510:23:55

It's always good to put some air into pastry like this. It lightens it.

0:23:550:24:00

Next you take some ice cold butter, cut up,

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and worked it with your fingertips into the flour

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until you have the constituency of Demerara sugar.

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Now you beat an egg into buttermilk.

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This gives the pastry a pleasing sourness.

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And you add this to the flour mix,

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and work it all together with a spoon.

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Then you daub the paste on top of the damsons.

0:24:220:24:25

You don't need to cover the whole lot perfectly

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because when it goes into the oven, these little balls will swell up,

0:24:280:24:32

join together and give the crust a pleasing pattern.

0:24:320:24:36

Next, sprinkle the top with flaked almonds,

0:24:360:24:39

and then scatter a good quantity of caster sugar over the top.

0:24:390:24:43

Don't think I'm using too much sugar in this dish.

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Those damsons are extremely tart.

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Having baked the cobbler in a moderate oven for 30 to 35 minutes,

0:24:510:24:56

bring it out and serve it all bubbling and delightful.

0:24:560:25:00

And then, I think, a lick of cream

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or a ladleful of custard would be absolutely ideal.

0:25:030:25:07

Great stuff from Rick there. Now, damsons are delicious.

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Just coming into season right now but if you can't find them in your local supermarket yet,

0:25:170:25:20

there are plenty of other great soft fruits around this time of year.

0:25:200:25:24

They'll be growing in your garden as well, Charlotte.

0:25:240:25:26

As well as the grapes, we've got raspberries and strawberries.

0:25:260:25:29

Unless you're in my garden, where the blackbirds have eaten them all.

0:25:290:25:32

We've got raspberries, strawberries, blackcurrants, redcurrants, all that kind of thing.

0:25:320:25:36

Perfect for this dish. It's a summer pudding.

0:25:360:25:38

And I'm going to do a clotted cream summer pudding. How's that?

0:25:380:25:42

-Lovely.

-I am together with you.

-OK.

0:25:420:25:44

-Because you wanted to do a cookery course.

-Yup.

0:25:440:25:46

You've got an apron. This is your first go at a cookery course,

0:25:460:25:49

-live in front of three million people.

-Brilliant. No pressure(!)

0:25:490:25:52

First of all, what I'm going to do is get a sauce on for this.

0:25:520:25:55

It is a sauce, not a coulis cos we're not in France.

0:25:550:25:57

We then take the raspberries.

0:25:570:25:59

Now this is where you need plenty of raspberries.

0:25:590:26:01

The secret of summer pudding, I think, is the quality of the fruit.

0:26:010:26:05

Above all else, this part here.

0:26:050:26:07

It's the sauce that you use to make the summer pudding.

0:26:070:26:11

To do that, there's different recipes.

0:26:110:26:13

Some people use cooked fruit.

0:26:130:26:15

You can put a little bit of sugar in,

0:26:150:26:18

about equivalent to a tablespoon of sugar. No more.

0:26:180:26:22

This is a tablespoon, right?

0:26:220:26:24

That's about a tablespoon and a half, but that'll do.

0:26:240:26:26

A little bit of water and some people cook the fruit.

0:26:260:26:29

I'm going to just leave this as it is. Just put the lid on,

0:26:290:26:33

blend it and it'll turn into a sauce straightaway.

0:26:330:26:36

Now if you want to darken it down, you take the blackcurrants

0:26:360:26:40

and add the blackcurrants and you'll see the colour change.

0:26:400:26:43

You just add enough blackcurrants for how you want the colour.

0:26:450:26:48

Don't throw everything in. Leave it at that. Give that a quick blend.

0:26:480:26:51

Now, over here we're going to make a little bit of caramelised sugar.

0:26:510:26:56

Get this on the go. This is for our top.

0:26:560:26:59

Now, acting, I'm surprised you didn't get into,

0:26:590:27:02

because your mother was a newsreader

0:27:020:27:04

and your father was a jazz musician,

0:27:040:27:06

you know, singing and stuff like that? Why acting?

0:27:060:27:08

Well, I used to go to the studio to see my mum when I was little

0:27:080:27:11

and she read for Anglia Television

0:27:110:27:13

so I used to be allowed to sit in her chair

0:27:130:27:16

and they'd pretend to do my make-up and stuff,

0:27:160:27:19

so I did kind of get the feel for a studio and I did love it.

0:27:190:27:23

Dad's music, unfortunately, I haven't inherited.

0:27:230:27:27

I can dance a bit, that's about it. That's about it, sadly.

0:27:270:27:32

But you've done all kinds of different TV shows,

0:27:320:27:34

smaller roles and radio and bits and pieces.

0:27:340:27:37

In fact, I did Doctor Who and Dad played the piano on that.

0:27:370:27:41

I played a singer and Dad, yeah, he played the piano for me.

0:27:410:27:46

But it wasn't until 2004 where you had your huge break,

0:27:460:27:50

which was the film, the Woody Allen film.

0:27:500:27:52

Yeah, and actually I didn't have a huge part in it at all

0:27:520:27:56

but because I was part of the central family...

0:27:560:27:58

Is this about the right size?

0:27:580:28:00

That'll do.

0:28:000:28:01

Yeah, because I was part of the central family,

0:28:010:28:04

I had quite a lot of days on it,

0:28:040:28:06

and it was also his first one that he'd done over here.

0:28:060:28:09

-This was Match Point?

-Yeah. And he was amazing.

0:28:090:28:14

-So that was fun.

-And that was with Scarlett Johansson, was it?

0:28:140:28:18

-Yeah, exactly.

-That's all we need of those. There you go.

0:28:180:28:21

-And then from there, of course, your other big break, Spooks.

-Yep.

0:28:210:28:25

Did you know when you were doing that that it was going to be as successful as what it was?

0:28:250:28:29

Well, it had already started. It had been going with a different cast

0:28:290:28:34

from 2001, and then I joined, um... They had Matthew Macfadyen

0:28:340:28:39

and Keeley Hawes to begin with, and then I joined.

0:28:390:28:41

So I knew it was already big, but I also thought,

0:28:410:28:44

I'm surely going to get killed off after three episodes,

0:28:440:28:47

and then I was there four years later thinking, any minute.

0:28:470:28:50

-And then it did come, the bullet did come.

-It did come in the end!

0:28:500:28:53

And then from there, I mean, you're going on to more serious roles

0:28:530:28:56

because literally straight after this show you start something else.

0:28:560:28:59

Well, in fact, my last few episodes of Spooks

0:28:590:29:03

I was already filming Married, Single, Other, which we did in Leeds.

0:29:030:29:06

And that was brilliant.

0:29:060:29:08

And now I'm at the Globe doing two shows,

0:29:080:29:11

-rehearsing one and performing the other.

-Which is?

0:29:110:29:14

Performing Henry VIII at the moment, playing Anne Boleyn.

0:29:140:29:17

-And then a new play.

-This is a serious play, or...?

0:29:170:29:20

-Yeah, Shakespeare.

-It's not a twist on Shakespeare,

0:29:200:29:22

-that's what I was saying, it's a serious thing?

-No, absolutely.

0:29:220:29:25

In fact, it was his, debatably, last play, which he co-wrote with Fletcher

0:29:250:29:30

who sort of took over from him.

0:29:300:29:32

And then a new play, which is called Anne Boleyn, by Howard Brenton.

0:29:320:29:38

And Howard Brenton is the same guy who co-wrote Spooks?

0:29:380:29:40

He wrote some episodes when I first joined.

0:29:400:29:43

He doesn't write for it any more but when I joined,

0:29:430:29:45

he wrote my first few episodes, so that's just a coincidence

0:29:450:29:48

but it was really nice to see him again.

0:29:480:29:50

There you go.

0:29:500:29:52

I know he's got a restaurant nearby, hasn't he?

0:29:520:29:55

I'm working with the Swan at the Globe, so, yeah.

0:29:550:29:57

-We're in there most evenings after the show!

-10% discount!

0:29:570:30:00

I do actually get a discount!

0:30:000:30:02

You won't see him in there, he's never there. But anyway...

0:30:020:30:04

What we're going to do, to make this summer pudding,

0:30:040:30:06

normally when you make summer pudding it takes forever.

0:30:060:30:09

I'm going to show you a quick way. We take some olive oil.

0:30:090:30:11

That goes in there.

0:30:110:30:13

All right, then we're going to take some clingfilm.

0:30:130:30:15

-You can put the strawberries in there now.

-Right. OK.

-In that bowl.

0:30:150:30:19

There you go, you can put half of those raspberries,

0:30:190:30:21

half of those berries and half the blueberries in there as well.

0:30:210:30:24

-OK.

-And I'm going to take the clingfilm, press that in the bottom.

0:30:240:30:27

Like that.

0:30:270:30:29

Then the idea is you get a circle or a hexagon kind of thing, cut out,

0:30:290:30:34

and you dip that in the sauce and the clingfilm sits in the bottom.

0:30:340:30:38

Then you dip the bread in the sauce around the edge like that.

0:30:380:30:41

You dip it in so it literally overlaps each other.

0:30:410:30:44

It's a really instant dessert, this, full of flavour.

0:30:440:30:48

But this is the secret is this stuff in here, all right?

0:30:480:30:50

So you fill that like that.

0:30:500:30:52

You can do a bigger one if you want. You can do them in coffee cups and bits and pieces.

0:30:520:30:55

Then we take some of our sauce, like that,

0:30:550:30:59

and you can pop a little bit of that,

0:30:590:31:01

-if you mix it together, that's that one, give that a quick mix.

-OK.

0:31:010:31:05

The idea is you fill that mould now.

0:31:050:31:07

After you've finished Anne Boleyn you can do a cooking show.

0:31:090:31:11

I do want to, well, I don't rush...

0:31:110:31:13

Don't say that, there's hundreds of other chefs now taking over!

0:31:130:31:16

I thought you were going to say "course". I'll do a course.

0:31:160:31:19

A course, right, there you go.

0:31:190:31:21

-Right, the idea is we fill this up full.

-OK.

0:31:210:31:24

You literally pack it full.

0:31:240:31:25

Now this is where you can put different flavours in there.

0:31:250:31:28

You can put clotted cream in there,

0:31:280:31:30

you could put basil in there, all different flavourings.

0:31:300:31:32

You grab your top bit of the bread, place that on the top,

0:31:320:31:36

press that, and now old recipes will tell you to go out in the garden

0:31:360:31:40

and get a brick and then sit it in the fridge for a fortnight, see?

0:31:400:31:44

If you use the clingfilm, this will come off straightaway.

0:31:440:31:47

-Lift that off like that.

-Wow.

-Pass the plate over and finish this off.

0:31:470:31:52

There you go.

0:31:520:31:53

So to finish this off we'll then put the summer pudding on there

0:31:530:31:58

and then you can grab your sauce which sits on over the top.

0:31:580:32:02

So we're going to see you on anything else on the box

0:32:020:32:05

-after the play or not?

-I'm not sure yet, actually.

0:32:050:32:08

We don't finish the play until 21 August and I might go

0:32:080:32:10

and do another play because it's been a long time.

0:32:100:32:13

It's been nearly six years since I did a play.

0:32:130:32:16

It's amazing how terrifying it gets if you've been out of practice.

0:32:160:32:21

-It's kind of something you don't want to lose touch with.

-That's it, exactly.

0:32:210:32:25

And it is just really important to kind of keep going

0:32:250:32:27

and it's a difficult decision to make as well, when you're doing

0:32:270:32:31

television which I love, it's hard to find that moment when you say,

0:32:310:32:37

"Right, OK, I'm going to walk away from this and I'm going to go

0:32:370:32:41

"back and do a play," because, you know, you're conditioned as an actor

0:32:410:32:44

to panic almost and think, oh, I can't turn my back on that, you know?

0:32:440:32:48

So hopefully I'll keep the courage now and maybe do some theatre.

0:32:480:32:52

Keep going. Well, you'll need courage for this next bit

0:32:520:32:55

because this is a little bit of sugar work, all right?

0:32:550:32:58

SHE LAUGHS

0:32:580:32:59

Now, I shouldn't really do this to you live on air but the idea...

0:32:590:33:02

OK, the burns unit!

0:33:020:33:03

The idea is with this you get the sugar like that.

0:33:030:33:06

This is just caramelised sugar in there, nothing else.

0:33:060:33:09

We basically, it's a way of glamming up your pudding

0:33:090:33:13

because this looks OK as it is with the clotted cream on the top

0:33:130:33:16

-but then you see you get a nice strand of sugar which you have there.

-Uh-huh.

0:33:160:33:21

And you put it round your steel like that.

0:33:210:33:24

I can do this, the last live show this summer.

0:33:250:33:29

-Lift that off.

-Oh, clever.

-You see? Sit that on top.

0:33:300:33:37

I won't leave you to do it. You could dive into that, have a taste.

0:33:370:33:40

-Tell us what you think.

-OK.

0:33:400:33:42

So it's summer pudding, clotted cream,

0:33:420:33:45

like you said, very, very quick, really instant.

0:33:450:33:50

-Get some cream on there.

-Yeah. The clotted cream is a must as well.

0:33:500:33:52

Remember to buy clotted cream you must have the nice little

0:33:520:33:55

layer of fat on the top, that's what you should be buying.

0:33:550:33:58

-That's really good.

-Happy with that?

-Yeah.

-Taste of summer, there you go.

0:33:580:34:01

And that's a perfect recipe for summer berries

0:34:050:34:07

and of course for using up any leftover white bread

0:34:070:34:10

and if you'd like to have a go at that summer pudding or

0:34:100:34:13

try your hand at any of the recipes from today's show,

0:34:130:34:15

they're just a click away at bbc.co.uk/recipes.

0:34:150:34:18

Now, we're not live today,

0:34:180:34:19

so instead we're looking back at some of the brilliant recipes

0:34:190:34:22

from the Saturday Kitchen archive and next up it's time to sit back

0:34:220:34:25

and watch self-confessed greedy Italian Gennaro Contaldo,

0:34:250:34:29

I say attempt - and I mean attempt - to fillet a sea bream.

0:34:290:34:33

Enjoy this one.

0:34:330:34:35

-Welcome back, Gennaro.

-Thank you.

-On the menu is what?

0:34:350:34:38

It is a sea bream

0:34:380:34:40

-a lovely fresh bream which we cook with garlic...

-Yeah.

0:34:400:34:44

..anchovies, capers, Gaeta olives,

0:34:440:34:46

some lovely cherry tomato, then we have

0:34:460:34:49

here some oregano, fresh oregano, fresh basil and a bit of wine.

0:34:490:34:54

-A bit of white wine.

-Yeah, a bit of white wine.

0:34:540:34:57

Plus we will serve with a small cut shape of courgette with

0:34:570:35:01

the mint, garlic, balsamic vinegar,

0:35:010:35:04

mixed with wild rocket which we'll put on the side.

0:35:040:35:08

You want to do the sea bream.

0:35:080:35:09

You want me to prepare the tomatoes.

0:35:090:35:11

So you are going to fillet that?

0:35:110:35:13

Yeah, I'm going to fillet. You know what? I love it the smaller you have it.

0:35:130:35:16

You filleting fish is just a total disaster.

0:35:160:35:20

It's so funny.

0:35:200:35:21

LAUGHTER

0:35:210:35:23

OK, let's make sure the fish is lovely and firm.

0:35:230:35:26

Why you move away?

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Because I've got one in the fridge ready, just in case you make a complete mess of it.

0:35:270:35:31

Yeah?

0:35:310:35:33

James Martin, eat your heart. One.

0:35:330:35:35

Look at the fish, how clean it is.

0:35:350:35:38

The other side as well.

0:35:380:35:39

-look.

-Mind your fingers.

0:35:390:35:41

Mind your fingers.

0:35:410:35:43

LAUGHTER

0:35:430:35:46

Why you move away?

0:35:460:35:47

Because I'm getting out of the way of the knife.

0:35:470:35:50

Look, I'm going to go right down to the tail. Yeah!

0:35:500:35:54

Wow, look at the fish.

0:35:540:35:55

Never mind.

0:35:550:35:56

There's quite a lot on there.

0:35:560:35:58

LAUGHTER

0:35:580:36:01

Oh, my God. That is...

0:36:010:36:04

What is it?

0:36:040:36:05

There's quite a lot of fillet left on here.

0:36:050:36:07

I'm going to kick him one of these days.

0:36:070:36:10

You make sure that there are very little bones

0:36:100:36:13

and you put them on top.

0:36:130:36:15

then you get a nice lemon.

0:36:150:36:17

I believe you've been in Amalfi.

0:36:170:36:18

I have Amalfi and I've been to where they produce these olives as well.

0:36:180:36:21

What do you mean? Tell me.

0:36:210:36:23

Yes, famous for the olives for Martini.

0:36:230:36:26

Oh, yes.

0:36:260:36:28

A nice bit of lemon.

0:36:280:36:29

Lemon, lemon, lemons.

0:36:290:36:32

-Put them on top, the lemons.

-Wash your hands.

0:36:320:36:35

I'm not finished yet.

0:36:350:36:37

OK, a bit of salt...

0:36:370:36:39

..on top.

0:36:390:36:40

On top.

0:36:400:36:42

Then let's move this one first from here.

0:36:420:36:45

Let me wash my hands.

0:36:450:36:46

You're filming your second series of The Greedy Italians, is that right?

0:36:460:36:49

-My God, did you watch them?

-I did.

0:36:490:36:52

Did you enjoy it?

0:36:520:36:53

I watched it, I enjoyed it.

0:36:530:36:55

Which is the best part you liked?

0:36:550:36:57

Um... You coming out of the sea

0:36:570:37:00

-with those...

-Oh, God.

0:37:000:37:03

..tentacles from your parts.

0:37:030:37:04

Tell me something else, come on.

0:37:040:37:06

I want... I want something else.

0:37:060:37:10

Go, what else did you watch? I wanted to see if you watched it or not.

0:37:100:37:14

I watched the little tart that, er... Carluccio made.

0:37:140:37:19

On the hillside,

0:37:190:37:21

you know, the little egg tart that he made?

0:37:210:37:24

Yes, a ricotta and lemon tart.

0:37:240:37:26

See, I did watch it.

0:37:260:37:28

You did watch it. I know, I agree with you.

0:37:280:37:30

When you chop the garlic

0:37:300:37:32

don't be afraid to chop the garlic,

0:37:320:37:34

lemon and garlic, very finely chopped.

0:37:340:37:37

-Just slices of garlic.

-Chunky.

0:37:370:37:39

Chunky.

0:37:390:37:41

You can hear it,

0:37:410:37:44

then you make sure that

0:37:440:37:46

you have the anchovies

0:37:460:37:48

almost dissolved,

0:37:480:37:49

but not dissolved.

0:37:490:37:51

Do you understand me? No.

0:37:510:37:53

LAUGHTER

0:37:530:37:58

I see you speak English with a terrible accident.

0:37:580:38:01

Then you have some capers inside.

0:38:010:38:03

Watch me what I'm doing.

0:38:030:38:05

-I'm watching.

-Then you add those.

-I can't get a word in edgeways.

0:38:050:38:09

Have some olives. Olives.

0:38:090:38:12

The olives from that area, the green ones famous for the Martini.

0:38:120:38:15

Yes, it is.

0:38:150:38:17

Then you get all of the tomato very kindly.

0:38:170:38:19

You put everything inside.

0:38:190:38:23

Yeah, put them all in.

0:38:230:38:26

And as well as doing your series you've just been doing

0:38:260:38:29

-a load of festivals as well. Jamie, you helped on that.

-Oh, bless him.

0:38:290:38:33

Yes, the Clapham Common Festival which

0:38:330:38:36

I believe they filmed as well.

0:38:360:38:38

-Yeah.

-Basil as well.

0:38:380:38:40

Also we are opening new restaurants all over the place

0:38:400:38:44

-Jamie Italian restaurants.

-Where's the new one?

0:38:440:38:47

In Angel. 286.

0:38:470:38:50

Yeah, what a beauty.

0:38:500:38:52

And I'm in the kitchen, I can guarantee you

0:38:520:38:54

because I do cooking every time I go inside there.

0:38:540:38:57

-Just moving it a little bit.

-Everything all in there together.

0:39:010:39:04

What herbs are in there?

0:39:040:39:05

-The herbs I have are parsley and fresh oregano.

-Yeah.

0:39:050:39:09

Then you add a little bit of the wine.

0:39:090:39:11

This is something like fish in a crazy water.

0:39:130:39:17

I had that in crazy water, but the name of it in Italian is?

0:39:170:39:21

Al acqua pazza.

0:39:210:39:22

Acqua pazza, that's the one.

0:39:220:39:25

And they have this big thing in Italy

0:39:250:39:27

about acqua pazza, this crazy water

0:39:270:39:30

and it's supposed to be fish in sea water, is that right?

0:39:300:39:32

It's seawater.

0:39:320:39:34

You cheat, you use tap water.

0:39:340:39:36

Yeah, well I don't use the salt.

0:39:360:39:38

Can you imagine...

0:39:380:39:40

It's basically fish in tap water.

0:39:400:39:42

It's called crazy water because you put the fish inside,

0:39:420:39:45

you put wine, tomatoes, garlic,

0:39:450:39:47

chilli, put almost everything.

0:39:470:39:49

Then you put the wine inside and cover it

0:39:490:39:51

so the fish inside...

0:39:510:39:53

Oh, my God, I'm going crazy.

0:39:530:39:56

-So you are coming out, "What a joy."

-Yeah.

0:39:560:39:59

LAUGHTER

0:39:590:40:02

Now, at this stage...

0:40:020:40:03

Come on, cover it up. Tell me about the salad.

0:40:030:40:06

Your salad is?

0:40:060:40:07

Look at the mess on top. You should possibly remove everything.

0:40:070:40:11

I'll remove everything for you.

0:40:110:40:14

-Right, garlic.

-OK.

0:40:140:40:17

-A little bit of olive oil.

-Do you want some mint?

0:40:170:40:20

-Yeah, course I want some mint.

-Mint.

0:40:200:40:23

-There you are.

-Salt.

0:40:230:40:26

I haven't put any salt in there yet.

0:40:260:40:28

Put some salt in there. Balsamic vinegar.

0:40:280:40:31

Tell me about the balsamic vinegar that you know very well,

0:40:310:40:34

about balsamic vinegar.

0:40:340:40:35

-Well, it's matured in barrels.

-Yeah.

0:40:350:40:38

-And the older it is the better it is.

-It is.

0:40:380:40:40

You have to read it on the label

0:40:400:40:43

when they say balsamic vinegar.

0:40:430:40:46

To be not caramelised is natural.

0:40:460:40:49

So, have you got it?

0:40:490:40:52

-No, OK, it doesn't matter.

-I've got it.

0:40:520:40:54

-But the older it is, the thicker the texture.

-It is.

0:40:540:40:57

You won't get me this time.

0:40:570:41:00

Then you can see I just

0:41:000:41:03

close them a little bit.

0:41:030:41:06

What I do is I'm going to put them in the oven for 20 minutes.

0:41:060:41:09

If you think you are going to wake for 20 minutes, there's no way out, OK.

0:41:090:41:14

You put them in the oven

0:41:140:41:16

and you cook for about 20 minutes.

0:41:160:41:19

Here I done one early on.

0:41:190:41:21

Can you get a plate ready for me, please?

0:41:210:41:23

Can you mix the salad properly?

0:41:230:41:25

Can you give me a knife and fork on the table like that? Can you clean a little bit?

0:41:250:41:29

Aargh, aargh.

0:41:290:41:31

Aargh.

0:41:310:41:32

This is really hot.

0:41:320:41:35

And...

0:41:350:41:36

-Are you ready?

-Yeah.

-Mind your hand.

0:41:380:41:41

And that is the fish.

0:41:410:41:43

My goodness, can I say my fantastic words?

0:41:430:41:47

This is hot.

0:41:470:41:49

Why I am cooking so good?!

0:41:490:41:52

Yes!

0:41:520:41:54

Have you been drinking?

0:41:540:41:56

No, I haven't been drinking. Slowly, slowly, slowly.

0:41:560:41:58

Now you done the salad. That's very hot.

0:41:580:42:01

You can see the fish is steamed

0:42:010:42:04

and it is cooked.

0:42:040:42:05

The tomato has gone very small.

0:42:050:42:07

Just put the tomato underneath.

0:42:070:42:10

Just fill those.

0:42:110:42:12

Just a nice bit of fillet on top.

0:42:120:42:14

Now that...

0:42:160:42:17

-Put the other one on the side.

-Wow.

0:42:170:42:20

Just a few tomatoes

0:42:210:42:23

I love it.

0:42:230:42:24

Don't touch it yet. Not finished yet.

0:42:240:42:28

Don't even try to touch that fish.

0:42:280:42:31

Don't even try with this one.

0:42:310:42:34

Oh, oh.

0:42:340:42:37

Then you get...

0:42:370:42:38

So tell us what it is, then.

0:42:440:42:47

It's so good to tell what it is.

0:42:470:42:49

It is sea bream al acqua pazza

0:42:490:42:52

which is pan-fried

0:42:520:42:55

and baked in the oven with cherry tomatoes and garlic and capers

0:42:550:42:59

and olives and what else have we put inside?

0:42:590:43:01

Mint and courgette.

0:43:010:43:03

Fish and courgettes, then.

0:43:040:43:06

There you go.

0:43:120:43:13

Right, you get to dive into this. Have a taste.

0:43:130:43:16

-Am I first?

-This is breakfast, yeah, this is it.

0:43:160:43:19

-There you go, dive into that.

-Wow.

0:43:190:43:21

-You can be honest.

-Yeah?

0:43:210:43:23

LAUGHTER

0:43:230:43:26

-Look at that, he's all ready.

-Can somebody give me a knife, please?

0:43:260:43:31

-Where do I start?

-I don't know, dive in.

0:43:310:43:33

I just want to look at your face.

0:43:330:43:35

It's our favourite ingredients, the little cherry tomatoes.

0:43:350:43:38

It's a so simple dish anybody can make it.

0:43:380:43:40

Over in that neck of the woods they have San Marzano tomatoes,

0:43:400:43:43

which is famous for the pizza bases as well.

0:43:430:43:46

Yes and also they are very famous for tinned tomatoes.

0:43:460:43:50

Good?

0:43:510:43:53

Hurry up. Be careful.

0:43:550:43:58

I'm getting all the flavours.

0:43:580:43:59

Oh, I love this man. I love this man!

0:43:590:44:02

I love it!

0:44:020:44:03

That really was delicious.

0:44:070:44:09

Now we step back in time to join the master of TV cookery,

0:44:090:44:13

Keith Floyd, as he explores his love of French food and of course wine.

0:44:130:44:17

This time his travels take him to Brittany.

0:44:170:44:20

CAJUN-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS

0:44:240:44:26

I'm not doing gags about Barry Sheen and 49ccs of raw, throbbing power

0:44:410:44:46

because this is almost the end of my journey and I'm a bit sad.

0:44:460:44:49

But where better to finish than Concarneau in Brittany,

0:44:490:44:52

one of the great fishing ports,

0:44:520:44:53

and sample some more of my first love?

0:44:530:44:56

Or, in the words of Fats Waller, fish is still my favourite dish.

0:44:560:45:00

Here, then, are some carefully composed snaps of Brittany.

0:45:110:45:14

In the first rays of the spring sun which tickles the trees into leaf

0:45:140:45:18

and the cauliflowers into bud. That dead poetic, isn't it?

0:45:180:45:21

Or, as we say in Bristol, it's great.

0:45:210:45:24

You know, if Brittany was Wales,

0:45:240:45:25

they'd all be wearing cauliflowers in their lapels.

0:45:250:45:28

Get it? Anyway, on to the first kicking sketch.

0:45:280:45:31

La Coquille is a great old restaurant on the quay here,

0:45:320:45:34

where fishermen, bankers, dockers and wheeler-dealers devour

0:45:340:45:38

great plates of fresh fish, cooked by my mate Jean-Francois Lemaitre.

0:45:380:45:42

Smile at the camera, Omar?

0:45:420:45:43

No, don't worry, get on with the cooking. OK.

0:45:430:45:45

I asked him to paint a picture of Brittany on a plate,

0:45:450:45:48

using the fresh local ingredients and he created, in the deft way

0:45:480:45:51

that artists do, a miniature masterpiece

0:45:510:45:54

that he calls a Blanquette De Mer.

0:45:540:45:56

This, my dear gastronauts, is simply fillets of pollock - you know,

0:45:560:45:59

the stuff you feed your cat on - red mullet,

0:45:590:46:01

mussels and langoustines, gently poached in fish stock and

0:46:010:46:04

served on a bed of finely sliced and lightly cooked cabbage and carrots.

0:46:040:46:09

The dish is finished with a butter sauce, which is quite simple to make.

0:46:090:46:13

You add some white wine to the fish stock, reduce it and then,

0:46:130:46:16

over a very low heat, you whisk in little knobs of butter

0:46:160:46:19

until you have a creamy sauce, the consistency of custard.

0:46:190:46:23

And to quote Jean-Francois, "Voila!"

0:46:230:46:25

Voila.

0:46:270:46:29

Jean-Francois, That is extraordinary. C'est extraordinaire. Merci beaucoup.

0:46:290:46:33

Merci beaucoup.

0:46:330:46:34

Strangely enough, in my back pocket and have a little fork

0:46:360:46:39

and I'm going to taste this because the real problem is I have to

0:46:390:46:42

follow this with a rather humbler but quite brilliant dish of my own.

0:46:420:46:46

And, having tasted this, don't think I can win this competition.

0:46:460:46:49

I think he is a lot better than I am. Tres, tres bon. Merci beaucoup.

0:46:490:46:52

-Merci beaucoup, monsieur.

-Have a really good look at that.

0:46:520:46:55

Freshness, the colour, the artistry of a gentleman from Concarneau.

0:46:550:46:58

Whose name I've completely forgotten. However, Concarneau

0:47:000:47:03

is one of France's largest fishing ports and the trawlers fish

0:47:030:47:06

the rich waters off Scotland and Cornwall for weeks at a time.

0:47:060:47:09

That should cheer up my fishermen friends at home.

0:47:090:47:11

NB, memo to the Min of Ag and Fish.

0:47:110:47:13

Anyway, food is a vital and ship's cook is probably as important as the

0:47:130:47:17

skipper, responsible for the coq au vin, morale and the hangovers.

0:47:170:47:22

Here, in this gloomy hall,

0:47:230:47:25

this Neptune's cathedral in the eerie tungsten glow, the bream -

0:47:250:47:30

dear, dear breamy - the beryx,

0:47:300:47:33

this fish, with teeth like bananas and eyes like jelly moulds

0:47:330:47:37

and the monkfish - dear, dear monkfish - lying in state,

0:47:370:47:41

the following from some surrealistic battle,

0:47:410:47:44

waiting for the last rites to be performed by rubber-aproned

0:47:440:47:47

acolytes with flashing knives before they are shipped to the tables

0:47:470:47:51

and stomachs of France.

0:47:510:47:53

How can I make the humble and ugly lotte -

0:47:530:47:56

the thing we made famous in Floyd On Fish -

0:47:560:47:58

look anything like as good and as interesting as that splendid dish?

0:47:580:48:02

But I'm going to. Cos I'm not afraid of French cooks.

0:48:020:48:04

I am Floyd after all.

0:48:040:48:06

Look, I've spent all this time filleting the lotte,

0:48:060:48:09

taking the bone out, chopping up parsley and garlic very finely

0:48:090:48:12

and stuffing it inside then tying it back with string.

0:48:120:48:14

Little tiny knots, all hand tied by myself. Up again, Clive, please.

0:48:140:48:18

I'm trying to talk to you.

0:48:180:48:19

I don't have home economists like some television programmes

0:48:190:48:22

I could mention. I do it all myself. Anyway, over here, the bits we need.

0:48:220:48:26

A bit of cream...cream fraiche, creme fraiche.

0:48:260:48:28

Muddled my words there cos it's Franglaise.

0:48:280:48:30

Some little white onions sauteed in butter,

0:48:300:48:33

some bits of smoked bacon,

0:48:330:48:35

blanched in boiling water for a couple of seconds and strained,

0:48:350:48:38

a bottle of Imperial Muscadet - a glass for myself, by the way...

0:48:380:48:41

Don't go away, Clive. ..and a knob of butter there.

0:48:410:48:44

So it's all very, very simple.

0:48:440:48:45

All I have to do is put my merry onions in there like that,

0:48:470:48:50

with considerable panache,

0:48:500:48:52

sprinkle my little lardons like that,

0:48:520:48:55

grate a little bit of pepper over the whole thing,

0:48:550:48:58

sprinkle some salt on and it goes...

0:48:580:49:00

If you can stumble over this way, Clive. He's very tired.

0:49:000:49:03

He's had a hard morning.

0:49:030:49:04

BANG! Into the oven with a bang, just to annoy the sound man,

0:49:040:49:07

who hates things like that. Anyway, what we're going to do now...

0:49:070:49:10

That takes about, oh, 15 minutes to roast in the oven.

0:49:100:49:13

Right next door, there is a superb soup factory. Soup de poisson.

0:49:130:49:17

I'm going to show you how it's all made.

0:49:170:49:18

Come with me and have a really good look.

0:49:180:49:20

No, this is not the hubble, bubble, toil and trouble

0:49:340:49:36

from some avant-garde Shakespearian production of Macbeth -

0:49:360:49:40

this is me in a soup factory, a tinned soup factory.

0:49:400:49:43

Before I hear you cry,

0:49:430:49:44

"What on earth are you doing eating things out of tins?"

0:49:440:49:47

Let me tell you, this is Brittany, this is Concarneau,

0:49:470:49:50

where they put things into tins that taste good.

0:49:500:49:53

This is an amazing fish soup which, 100 years ago in the kitchen

0:49:530:49:57

of the restaurant I have just working in,

0:49:570:50:00

they started making, tinning it to sell to their clients who

0:50:000:50:03

thought it was so good they wanted to take some home.

0:50:030:50:05

Over the years, the business has developed and developed

0:50:050:50:08

and developed and now this amazing soup is sold throughout the world.

0:50:080:50:11

Come and have a really good look in here, Clive.

0:50:110:50:14

This has no E numbers, no preservatives, it has monkfish,

0:50:140:50:20

it has bits of lobster, langoustines, olive oil,

0:50:200:50:23

butter, fresh leeks.

0:50:230:50:25

Come up here a minute, Clive. In fact, the fresh leeks...

0:50:250:50:28

I was in a bar having a glass of orange juice the other night

0:50:280:50:30

and a bloke came in with a little wagon, laden high with leeks.

0:50:300:50:34

He said, "You haven't met me before but I provide the leeks for

0:50:340:50:37

"the soup factory."

0:50:370:50:38

The leek manufacturer was really proud of that.

0:50:380:50:41

Anyway, let's go on down here a bit.

0:50:410:50:44

I've got to make this soup actually, you see.

0:50:440:50:46

I'm only making the television programme as a part-time job.

0:50:460:50:49

I've got to stir them all

0:50:490:50:51

to make sure they're all cooking quite nicely.

0:50:510:50:54

Yes.

0:50:550:50:56

The only thing is I can't really taste them at these rubber gloves on

0:50:560:50:59

but I can assure you, with the tomato puree, olive oil and all these fresh

0:50:590:51:03

ingredients that I've been telling you, this soup, whether it's

0:51:030:51:07

the soup de poisson, which is a very, very strong fish soup,

0:51:070:51:10

or a creamy veloute of soup,

0:51:100:51:12

or the richest lobster soup in the world, it's absolutely fabulous.

0:51:120:51:15

Anyway, I'm going to get back

0:51:150:51:17

cos I think my monkfish must be cooked by now.

0:51:170:51:19

DOG BARKS

0:51:260:51:27

Oh, that's much better.

0:51:280:51:29

A little fresh air cheers you up like nobody's business.

0:51:290:51:32

It should be well burnt... I mean well cooked by now

0:51:320:51:34

so, Clive, pop down here a second.

0:51:340:51:36

We'll get the offending beast out. Look at that.

0:51:360:51:40

Sizzling to perfection. Now up carefully together.

0:51:400:51:43

We'll do this together, Clive, shall we? Put that on there. Wine now.

0:51:430:51:48

Stay there. I'd forgotten the wine.

0:51:480:51:50

We have to add a little white wine to that

0:51:500:51:52

to help make the sauce.

0:51:520:51:54

CLATTERING Then all this crashing and banging

0:51:540:51:57

results in a superb dish in a moment, as you will see.

0:51:570:52:00

The gigot goes on to there like that. OK? Oh, that's not a spoon.

0:52:000:52:04

Somebody should have noticed that.

0:52:040:52:06

That is a chinois - a thing for straining sauces, not picking

0:52:060:52:09

them up with, as the sauce would go straight through the holes, you see.

0:52:090:52:12

Take out our little pieces of bacon, put that around it.

0:52:120:52:15

Now, stay there, stay there, stay there.

0:52:150:52:18

Stay there. I told you to stay there.

0:52:180:52:20

I've got to go and get a few things from over here.

0:52:200:52:22

A little bit of creme fraiche into there. Whiz, whiz, whiz.

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Not too much. Just like that. OK.

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Then we enrich with a knob of butter, like that.

0:52:300:52:34

We taste it. It's very, very good.

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Now we get our chinois. Or "sheen-waz" or whatever it's called.

0:52:400:52:44

We strain the sauce over it like that, which is extremely brilliant.

0:52:440:52:50

OK. Stay there because I've forgotten something else.

0:52:500:52:53

This is actually my first cooking sequence in this

0:52:530:52:55

part of the film, you see, so I'm always a little nervous.

0:52:550:52:58

A few chopped shallots on there.

0:52:580:52:59

Spread the bacon out a little tiny bit. And we have a masterpiece.

0:52:590:53:03

And to prove it, I will cut a slice of the roast gigot of lotte,

0:53:030:53:08

right through the middle like that and you will see pure,

0:53:080:53:11

succulent, white - I hope - little pieces of fish.

0:53:110:53:16

There we are. Dead delicious, isn't it?

0:53:160:53:18

Do you mind if I have a small bite?

0:53:180:53:20

A little piece of bacon. Here's on of me, enjoying myself.

0:53:200:53:25

RAPID BREATHING

0:53:280:53:29

No good - I'm going to burst into fits of laughter.

0:53:290:53:33

Apart from the amusing and interesting scene

0:53:480:53:50

of its seagoing life, the port has the picturesque attraction

0:53:500:53:53

of a walled town enclosed in granite.

0:53:530:53:55

It is also a popular seaside resort, quoth the Michelin.

0:53:550:53:59

But, to me, the old walled town of Concarneau,

0:53:590:54:01

like the other seven wonders of the world - you know,

0:54:010:54:03

Severn Beach, Wookey Hole, Cheddar Gorge, the Pyramids et al - bring one

0:54:030:54:06

thing to mind - candyfloss and crepes and crepes is what it's all about.

0:54:060:54:11

Absolutely remarkable lady.

0:54:160:54:18

Like little sparrow hopping around doing things.

0:54:180:54:20

Makes hundreds and hundreds of these every day. It's quite incredible.

0:54:200:54:24

And still a smile.

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Jambon.

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THEY SPEAK FRENCH

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The cheese is beautifully melted,

0:54:510:54:54

the buckwheat pancake is crunchy and buttery and the egg, of course,

0:54:540:54:58

is a free-range one, which is why it's so delicious.

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-It's fabuleux, madam.

-C'est bon?

-Oui.

0:55:020:55:03

-C'est tres bien.

-Fabuleux.

0:55:030:55:06

I know you think I'm a hedonist

0:55:080:55:10

but I'm just a cook whose intentions are good,

0:55:100:55:12

not the type to sport T-shirts emblazoned with slogans.

0:55:120:55:16

Even so, if they carry on fishing like this,

0:55:160:55:18

the only tuna my daughter will ever see will be in a glass case.

0:55:180:55:22

MOURNFUL MUSIC

0:55:220:55:25

# There'll be blood in the water

0:55:340:55:39

# A victim of slaughter

0:55:390:55:42

# The last silver tuna

0:55:440:55:51

# Will be dead. #

0:55:510:55:57

It's always a treat to see Mr Floyd in action.

0:56:020:56:05

Now, we are not cooking live in the studio today

0:56:050:56:07

but instead we are celebrating some of the great

0:56:070:56:09

cooking from the Saturday Kitchen archives for you instead.

0:56:090:56:12

So, still to come on today's Best Bites,

0:56:120:56:14

Marcus Wareing And Vivek Singh

0:56:140:56:15

were both already in our top ten before they came

0:56:150:56:18

together for the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge but who beat who?

0:56:180:56:22

Find out a little later on.

0:56:220:56:24

Lesley Waters makes a decadent crab and ginger tart.

0:56:240:56:27

She prepares the tart with

0:56:270:56:28

white crabmeat, eggs, parsley, coriander and ginger

0:56:280:56:31

and then serves it with

0:56:310:56:32

an oriental-style chilli and spring onion dressing

0:56:320:56:35

and Alan Davies faced his Food Heaven or Food Hell.

0:56:350:56:38

Would he get his Food Heaven - haddock?

0:56:380:56:40

With my spicy pan-fried haddock with wok-fried broccoli.

0:56:400:56:43

Or his dreaded food hell - dark chocolate?

0:56:430:56:45

With my dark chocolate tart with chocolate Turkish delight?

0:56:450:56:48

Find out what he gets to eat at the end of the show.

0:56:480:56:50

Now it's time for Theo Randall

0:56:500:56:52

to showcase some more of his great Italian cooking.

0:56:520:56:54

Here he roasts the perfect lamb for Sunday lunch,

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ably assisted by Matt Tebbutt, who makes a pretty good salsa verde.

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-Theo, good to see you.

-Thank you.

-Thanks for coming along.

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Right, big rump of lamb.

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It's one of those cuts that's not use that often.

0:57:060:57:09

-You know, it's a reasonably priced cut.

-I use it a lot.

-I know.

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-I'm sure you do. You know.

-But it's delicious.

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And it's a little bit cheaper.

0:57:140:57:16

It's quite reasonably priced. It's a good price.

0:57:160:57:18

At this time of year, it's fantastic.

0:57:180:57:19

It's got a nice amount of fat on it.

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And with it we are going to do onion squash.

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It's called that cos it looks like an onion.

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-It looks a bit like an onion, yeah.

-And we are going to roast that

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and with it we are going to make a salsa verde,

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which you're going to make, with capers, anchovies,

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a bit of mustard, garlic and lots of nice herbs and some spinach.

0:57:320:57:36

You're a real purist, aren't you?

0:57:360:57:37

Salsa verde - you're not messing around with it,

0:57:370:57:40

-not adding anything.

-No, no. Nothing.

0:57:400:57:41

-No gherkins or anything like that.

-That would be wrong.

0:57:410:57:44

-It's a pure thing.

-Shameful.

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So, first of all, start off with the lamb.

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I'm just going to take off the outer part of the lamb.

0:57:470:57:49

You're going to peel that squash.

0:57:490:57:51

-OK.

-You don't have to peel them.

0:57:510:57:53

They have got masses of flavour, the skin.

0:57:530:57:56

Could you do something with that?

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I'm sure a very clever chef could dry that out and do something.

0:57:580:58:01

-Well, you're very clever, you can do that.

-I don't.

0:58:010:58:03

I don't generally peel it, actually. I just roast it off.

0:58:030:58:06

So, I'm just going to trim off some of the fat so the marinade can

0:58:060:58:09

-go into the lamb.

-Why are you taking the fat off?

0:58:090:58:11

I want to leave a little bit on but just to kind of break it up

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a bit so you can get that marinade into the top of the lamb.

0:58:130:58:16

The fat will stop from marinating.

0:58:160:58:18

How long are you going to marinate it for?

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Ideally, I would marinate for a day but an hour will work.

0:58:200:58:24

OK, so I'm just going to wash my hands.

0:58:240:58:27

Then what are we going to do, we're going to put the lamb into a bowl.

0:58:270:58:31

-We are going to put some lemon juice in.

-Right.

0:58:310:58:35

-But that's going too slowly start cooking it, no?

-That's the idea.

0:58:350:58:38

The lemon juice will start cooking it

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and break down all those little tendons.

0:58:400:58:43

-Right, OK.

-So you want to get the lemon juice in. Quite a lot of it.

0:58:430:58:46

It's a good cut of meat but you need to rest it.

0:58:460:58:48

It's quite a dense cut and it's got quite a lot of sinew in there

0:58:480:58:51

so it's very important that you actually marinate it.

0:58:510:58:53

You can cook it, you know,

0:58:530:58:54

straightaway but it will be slightly tough

0:58:540:58:57

and it won't...it'll have that kind of slightly lamb-y flavour.

0:58:570:59:00

-If that makes sense.

-Ken, do you use a lot of lamb in Chinese cooking?

0:59:000:59:03

Not really but I love Theo's food cos it's...

0:59:030:59:06

It's light, it's that kind of...that salsa is wonderful.

0:59:060:59:12

What do you...? I mean, a lot of chefs, myself included,

0:59:120:59:15

when we finish cooking in our restaurants, we go for Chinese.

0:59:150:59:21

What do you go for when you're finished?

0:59:210:59:23

I go for fish and chips.

0:59:230:59:25

-I don't believe that.

-No, I don't believe that.

0:59:260:59:28

-You look far too healthy.

-Now, I just go have Theo's food.

0:59:280:59:30

-Right, OK, so seeds about as well, yeah?

-Seeds out.

0:59:310:59:34

In the marinade we've got garlic, rosemary, lemon juice,

0:59:340:59:37

-olive oil. I don't like this pourer. Here we go.

-Take it off.

0:59:370:59:40

-Yeah, I'll take it off.

-I don't like those either.

0:59:400:59:42

OK, so, lemon juice.

0:59:420:59:44

Just give that a really good marinate and then

0:59:440:59:47

get that garlic really into the meat.

0:59:470:59:50

Then we are going to cover that in cling film

0:59:500:59:53

and pop it in the fridge and leave that for...

0:59:530:59:57

The oven's beeping at me.

0:59:570:59:59

-That's... Take that lamb out.

-That suggests it's done.

0:59:591:00:03

-OK, nice and pink.

-Fridge.

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There we are. Are you going to let that rest in the pan or put it...?

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The just put it on the side here. Just get it away from heat.

1:00:091:00:13

I'll pop that there.

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All that lovely fat from the lamb is coming out.

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How long are you going to rest that for because, like I said,

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it's not a rack, it hasn't got that sort of melty quality, has it?

1:00:191:00:24

At least five minutes. Let's get the squash going.

1:00:241:00:28

-Right, I'm nearly there.

-That's fine. One half will do.

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We are just going to cut the squash in half and then quarters.

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-Or rather eighths.

-Shall I get on with the salsa verde?

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-You get on the salsa verde.

-All that garlic?

1:00:371:00:40

Just one clove. Not too much raw garlic.

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Then mint, parsley, anchovy, capers and mustard.

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So, I put this squash in a bowl, add some olive oil. Good old olive oil.

1:00:471:00:52

Salt and pepper. A nice amount of seasoning. Then some thyme.

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Just pull the thyme off.

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Thyme and squash is a really nice combination.

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BANGING

1:01:011:01:03

You'll have to speak up.

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You can use butternut squash if you want but onion squash has

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-got a much more interesting flavour, I find.

-Right, OK.

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Then just give that a good toss in the bowl.

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And then put it into a dish.

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Use an earthenware dish or anything really.

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Then I'm going to cover it with tinfoil. I feel like I'm shouting.

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-You are.

-OK.

1:01:211:01:23

Then cover with tinfoil

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and bake that in the oven for about half an hour.

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And what happens is it sort of steams

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and you get that lovely sweetness from the squash.

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So that goes in the oven.

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And you want all these herbs chopped up or do I need to save any?

1:01:331:01:36

-Sorry?

-Do I need to save any of these herbs?

-No.

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-You want it all chopped up?

-It's all going to go.

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There is no garnish on top. There is no sprig of parsley on my food.

1:01:421:01:45

Everyone got that? Good.

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So, we get our lamb out of the marinade, straight into a pan

1:01:461:01:51

and just seal that off.

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That's a very hot pan. Seal it off.

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Come and look at the marinade.

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It's really slightly cooked the meat.

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-It's just turned it that sort of opaque colour.

-Yep.

1:02:031:02:07

-And that's the lemon juice?

-That's the lemon juice.

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Just going to colour that, get a bit of colour on it.

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Seal it over on all sides.

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You said overnight, but it's going to be pretty cooked then.

1:02:131:02:17

Yeah, but it's kind of nice. You get that much richer flavour.

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-That won't toughen it?

-No, it does the complete opposite.

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Pop that in the oven for about 15 minutes at about 375, 390.

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-A little bit of marjoram in here as well, is there?

-A bit of marjoram.

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-Quite interesting herbs.

-Strong.

-They're all soft herbs.

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You can't use hard herbs in salsa verde.

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Something like rosemary or thyme, forget it, it won't work.

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-OK. So get rid of that.

-So, what's this London Festival?

1:02:391:02:44

The London Restaurant Festival? We're involved in it.

1:02:441:02:46

It's a great thing. It started last year and it's getting bigger

1:02:461:02:49

and bigger. We did this thing called the Gourmet Odyssey

1:02:491:02:52

where a London bus goes up and down Park Lane

1:02:521:02:55

and goes to a few restaurants

1:02:551:02:56

-and we're doing the dessert course this year.

-OK.

1:02:561:02:59

So they'll all come to us after having a few drinks

1:02:591:03:02

-and having the dessert course at Theo Randall.

-That's a good idea.

1:03:021:03:05

How many people? 60-odd people? How many do you get on a bus?

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About 60, 70 people all in one go. They just sort of turn up.

1:03:081:03:11

-"We're here!"

-That's like a Saturday night at my place.

1:03:111:03:14

-I'm sure.

-Everyone turns up at 8.30.

-OK. I've put the spinach in.

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I've got this lovely English spinach.

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I left a bit of the stalk on it cos I think the stalk's

1:03:191:03:23

-the best part of the spinach.

-Not tough, no?

1:03:231:03:26

Not tough, no. If it's fresh spinach, it's really delicious.

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-So just squeeze out any of the excess water.

-Right.

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Then we're going to get our lamb.

1:03:341:03:37

-You want quite a loose salsa verde or...?

-Yeah, quite loose.

1:03:371:03:39

-Nice and loose.

-OK.

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So, we've got Dijon mustard, we've got capers in here,

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we've got a clove of garlic and what were the herbs?

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-We've got mint in there, we've got parsley...

-And marjoram.

-That's it.

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-And a little bit of rocket...

-A little bit of rocket.

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-..floating around in there.

-And then...

-But no salt?

1:03:521:03:55

Well, you don't really need the salt.

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The seasoning is really the anchovy and the capers.

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Both of those are salted and then preserved in oil.

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-I've missed the garlic.

-Don't forget your garlic.

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So, where do you get your inspiration from? Obviously, it's Italy.

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But do you make a point of travelling around on your holidays?

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I've just come back from a holiday in Puglia

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but I get my inspiration from ingredients.

1:04:151:04:18

Even going to Italy, I was talking to Ken earlier and just saying

1:04:181:04:21

it's so nice when you go to Italy to cook yourself

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because you find these amazing ingredients. Even though you want

1:04:231:04:26

to go to lots of restaurants, actually, eating, cooking at home

1:04:261:04:29

-is part of the inspiration.

-I find that more fun sometimes, actually.

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When you're confined to a few ingredients

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and you play around with them, I think it's great fun.

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So, we've put our onion squash on, some nice spinach

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and then we'll got our lamb. That's the salsa verde.

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-Theo, I need you to do me a favour now.

-What's that?

1:04:431:04:46

It's my wife's birthday and I haven't bought a present so it would be nice

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-if you could say happy birthday to her.

-Happy birthday...

-Lisa.

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-Happy birthday, Lisa.

-That's worth a present.

1:04:521:04:54

-You haven't bought a present?

-No, not yet.

-Ah!

-Well, I've been busy.

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-I'll get Ken to do it later as well.

-OK. We've got our meat.

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We're just going to cut it into three nice slices.

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-That's going to go down well.

-There you go. Three slices.

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Beautifully pink. Could cook it a little bit more if you want.

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-That looks beautiful.

-Looks nice to me. There's a little bit of fat

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and a few sinews in there. But don't worry about those.

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-Just pop that on top...

-That looks beautiful.

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..of the squash. And then your beautiful salsa verde.

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-That's MY beautiful salsa verde.

-YOUR beautiful salsa verde.

-Thank you.

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And then pop a little bit of that on top.

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That is a really, really simple, clean dish

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and that is my marinated rump of lamb with roasted onion squash

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-and spinach.

-Beautiful.

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-Right. OK. Let's take it across.

-This is our heaven.

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Right. There you go.

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-Some meat for you.

-I'm in heaven. I am.

-How do you have your meat? Rare?

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-Like this.

-Good. That's just as well.

-Absolutely.

-Tuck in. Tuck in.

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-However I can get it!

-Is this on your menu at the moment?

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It's actually on our set menu at the moment. I love these kind of things.

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It's so simple to cook

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and I like to do the really simple things on the set menu.

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Have you still got that enormous veal chop on your menu?

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-We still have the veal chop. I can't take that off.

-You can't.

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-People travel to come to have that one.

-It's beautiful.

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If you ever go to his restaurant, have the veal chop. It's delicious.

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-What do you make of the lamb? Good?

-Just fabulous, yeah. Gorgeous.

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-Tender?

-Really fresh.

-What about the salsa verde? I did that.

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It was very fresh. Tender. Perfect. Heaven.

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What else could you use salsa verde with? With fish?

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Salsa verde's really good with fish. It's delicious with sea bass.

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I think you did a salad once that had a little bit of that in it.

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-Anchovies and capers.

-I want to make that.

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-I nicked it off you and I do it all the time now.

-That so honest of you.

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That's what we are here for, sharing recipes.

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Delicious stuff. Now, tension is always in the studio

1:06:461:06:50

when it's omelette challenge time.

1:06:501:06:52

So, how would things pan out when Marcus Wareing and Vivek Singh

1:06:521:06:54

went head-to-head at the hobs? Take a look at this.

1:06:541:06:57

So, Marcus and Vivek, top of our leaderboard, more or less,

1:06:571:07:01

near enough. Only 0.08 of a second splits you two up. Top ten.

1:07:011:07:05

Do you think you can go any quicker?

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-No, I don't think so.

-Right. Well, usual rules apply.

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Three-egg omelette cooked as fast as you can. Put the clocks on the screens, please.

1:07:111:07:15

-The clock stops when the omelette hits the plate. Ready?

-Yep.

1:07:151:07:18

Three. Two. One. Go.

1:07:181:07:19

There you go. Could they go quicker than this?

1:07:221:07:25

Let's see.

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The secret is this next bit.

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I'll move this out the way for you.

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Look at the concentration on their faces.

1:07:341:07:37

Make sure it's a three-egg omelette.

1:07:381:07:40

Half of it's still stuck in the pan.

1:07:401:07:41

-Not as hot as they used to be, these stoves.

-Yes, blaming the stoves.

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-Gas tank's empty.

-Look at that.

1:07:501:07:52

-Two-star Michelin, look at that.

-I'm going to leave that one alone.

1:07:521:07:56

What, you want me to leave it and not eat it?

1:07:561:08:00

Um...

1:08:001:08:01

What, this?

1:08:011:08:03

-There you go.

-I've got a feeling we're not even getting on the board.

1:08:051:08:08

It is actually a wonder...

1:08:081:08:11

how I get to work on a Sunday, really, after tasting...

1:08:111:08:14

Right.

1:08:141:08:15

-Marcus.

-Yes?

1:08:161:08:18

-Do you think you did it quicker?

-No.

1:08:211:08:23

You didn't. 25.6 seconds. Nowhere near.

1:08:231:08:27

So, Vivek?

1:08:271:08:28

Definitely not.

1:08:281:08:31

24, just over 24 seconds. You didn't do it any quicker either.

1:08:311:08:35

If you did, you wouldn't go on the board anyway

1:08:351:08:37

because they both taste exactly the same. Rubbish.

1:08:371:08:40

That was not great, gents. I hope you both can do better next time.

1:08:441:08:47

Now, if you like crab, you're going to love this recipe

1:08:471:08:50

from Lesley Waters. It's a posh quiche.

1:08:501:08:53

What are you cooking? Your food's great. I love it.

1:08:531:08:56

-I love it, I love it. So, you're cooking a tart?

-Thank you.

1:08:561:08:58

I'm cooking a quiche, actually. It is a very, very posh quiche.

1:08:581:09:01

-It's a tart to you and me.

-It's a tart.

-He'd call it a tart

1:09:011:09:04

in his restaurant.

1:09:041:09:05

-It's a quiche to you.

-It's a quiche to me.

1:09:051:09:08

It's a quiche, a tart, whatever.

1:09:081:09:10

But it's flavoured with crab and ginger

1:09:101:09:12

and it's one of my favourite recipes.

1:09:121:09:14

So, for this we're using short-crust pastry which you can buy ready-made

1:09:141:09:17

-or you can make your own.

-Yep.

1:09:171:09:18

We're going to be using a mixture of parsley and coriander

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or you can just use parsley. Some lovely ginger.

1:09:211:09:25

-White crabmeat.

-That's cos it's a posh one.

-That's cos it's posh.

1:09:251:09:30

Slightly more money but it's OK. It's good.

1:09:301:09:33

Some sunflower oil. Eggs. Creme fraiche.

1:09:331:09:35

And for the dressing, which is lovely, some chilli,

1:09:351:09:39

spring onions, sugar, soy sauce and some sunflower oil.

1:09:391:09:42

And a bit of lime that you've got there.

1:09:421:09:44

-And the juice of a lime. Thank you very much.

-Fire away.

1:09:441:09:46

-You need to do something first.

-I need to start to roll this out.

1:09:461:09:49

But I love you being my kitchen slave.

1:09:491:09:51

-So what I'd like you to do first of all...

-OK. What am I doing?

1:09:511:09:54

-..is to peel some ginger for me.

-Yep.

1:09:541:09:57

You can use just a small knife to do this.

1:09:571:10:00

I don't know if you've seen this, you can actually use a teaspoon.

1:10:001:10:03

-Come on! You don't use a teaspoon?!

-You can.

-That's for your coffee. What are you on about?

1:10:031:10:07

Look. It just comes away really, really easily.

1:10:071:10:10

Obviously, it works better on ginger that's not so knobbly. OK?

1:10:101:10:13

-You mean it works better with a knife, darling?

-No, it doesn't.

1:10:131:10:16

You can just rub it like that. Rub it like that. A little tip.

1:10:161:10:18

-I'll do that. I'll do that.

-I'm going to now roll this pastry out.

1:10:181:10:23

The thing to do is to be quite gentle with the pastry.

1:10:231:10:26

Treat it with a bit of respect and just gently tap it out first of all.

1:10:261:10:31

You can make this tart without baking it blind.

1:10:311:10:36

But you do get a soggy bottom which I think in a tart is not good. OK?

1:10:361:10:41

So, bake your tart blind.

1:10:411:10:43

That literally means to bake it with nothing in it.

1:10:431:10:47

So it's empty first of all. So you get a really, really...

1:10:471:10:50

-How are you getting on with that, James?

-I'm doing great.

1:10:501:10:52

I'll be with you in half-an-hour.

1:10:521:10:54

SHE LAUGHS

1:10:541:10:56

-OK.

-I was actually taught as well when I was working in London

1:10:561:11:00

that the tartlets, before you break it blind,

1:11:001:11:04

roll it like that nice and thin, pop it in your fridge to set

1:11:041:11:09

and then you can fill it and pop it straight onto a hot tray

1:11:091:11:12

in the oven and that way it'll cook the base

1:11:121:11:14

-so you won't end up with a soggy bottom.

-Right. Another tip.

1:11:141:11:17

Also, a lot of people say you don't even need to bother putting paper

1:11:171:11:20

and baking beans in it.

1:11:201:11:22

If you let it rest long enough in the fridge

1:11:221:11:24

and stick it in the freezer for about, I don't know,

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15 minutes and get it nice and rested and chilled,

1:11:271:11:30

you don't need to bother to put anything in it.

1:11:301:11:32

When you break a blind, it will just stand up.

1:11:321:11:34

So, what I'm now going to do is continue rolling this

1:11:341:11:37

until it's a little bit bigger than the flan ring here.

1:11:371:11:42

And then I'm just going to pick it up,

1:11:421:11:44

preferably not with my hands,

1:11:441:11:46

just using the rolling pin.

1:11:461:11:48

If you can put the ginger in there for me. Fantastic.

1:11:481:11:50

You just want a quick blend, do you? Just chopped?

1:11:501:11:52

What I want you to do, before you do that. Hang on a second.

1:11:521:11:55

I want you to roughly chop that and throw it in...

1:11:551:11:58

It's like Diarmuid in the kitchen. Look at this!

1:11:581:12:01

..with some sunflower oil which is going to help this whole thing

1:12:011:12:04

-go together.

-This is a bit of coriander, parsley...

1:12:041:12:07

Bit of coriander and flat parsley.

1:12:071:12:09

I'm now just going to lift this up, bring this into play

1:12:091:12:12

-and just let that drop into the tin.

-The reason why you don't use

1:12:121:12:16

-your hands, it will break the pastry.

-Absolutely.

1:12:161:12:18

And when you go around,

1:12:181:12:19

just use your thumb and your finger

1:12:191:12:22

and just press the pastry into the edge of the tin like that.

1:12:221:12:25

It's looking good, my darling. Get in there with a spatula

1:12:261:12:29

-and check it's all going round.

-Get in there with a spatula?

1:12:291:12:31

-You might want to put a little more of the sunflower oil in.

-Yes.

1:12:311:12:34

This is going to make a really, really nice paste

1:12:341:12:38

that you can put on the bottom of your tart.

1:12:381:12:42

So, I'm just going to go around and finish off the edge of the tart

1:12:421:12:46

using my finger and my thumb.

1:12:461:12:49

I'm going to roll off the excess pastry.

1:12:491:12:53

At this stage, you want to get the oven nice and hot

1:12:531:12:56

-and you want to prick the bottom with a fork.

-You sound like Delia!

1:12:561:12:59

Yes, prick the bottom with a fork. I'm getting caught up here.

1:12:591:13:04

-Right.

-Stick a bit of paper in and if you've got some dried lentils

1:13:041:13:09

or beans which have been uncooked, or rice, you can put that in.

1:13:091:13:13

Of course, before I bake this in a hot oven for about 15 minutes,

1:13:131:13:16

it needs to relax in the fridge. OK? So, I'm going to give that to you.

1:13:161:13:20

-Relax in the fridge.

-OK.

1:13:201:13:22

After it's had about 15 minutes relaxing in the fridge,

1:13:221:13:25

and that's important so your pastry doesn't shrink,

1:13:251:13:27

you can then take your ginger and your parsley

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and you can place that on the bottom.

1:13:321:13:34

Now, James, what I want you to do is chop those spring onions

1:13:341:13:36

-and chillies really finely and put them into there. OK?

-Lovely.

1:13:361:13:41

So this lovely ginger and this parsley with a little oil

1:13:411:13:46

is going to go on the bottom of this cooked, cooled pastry case.

1:13:461:13:52

I'm now going to take the white crabmeat

1:13:521:13:55

and this is fresh crabmeat which is the best to use.

1:13:551:13:58

In fact, actually, I have used canned white crabmeat.

1:13:581:14:02

Pasteurised crabmeat is actually really good.

1:14:021:14:04

I don't know how you feel? It's not bad, is it?

1:14:041:14:07

-It's not as good as fresh.

-No.

1:14:071:14:08

The shelf life's more improved as well because it's been pasteurised.

1:14:081:14:11

-But freshness has got a certain texture about it.

-Yeah.

-It has.

1:14:111:14:14

And the white crabmeat is really sweet and gorgeous in this. OK.

1:14:141:14:19

So, we're now going to make the filling which is basically

1:14:191:14:22

a couple of eggs going in there

1:14:221:14:24

and then something really naughty

1:14:241:14:26

which is going to be some creme fraiche.

1:14:261:14:29

Not low-fat creme fresh. You want the full fat. You won the whole thing.

1:14:291:14:32

I'm not going to put salt in this, actually, James,

1:14:321:14:35

because the dressing that we're going to make has got

1:14:351:14:39

soy sauce in it and the crab is kind of naturally quite salty.

1:14:391:14:44

-Is there a whisk anywhere we can use?

-A whisk?

-Let's have a whisk.

1:14:441:14:49

-Yep, got a whisk.

-Thanks, babe. If you can whisk that for me.

1:14:491:14:52

-I'll whisk that as well. Anything else you want me to do?

-Yes.

1:14:521:14:54

-Wash up and all?

-A little bit of black pepper.

1:14:541:14:57

-I like to see you working hard.

-That's all right.

1:14:571:14:59

Now, get rid of all those lumps, darling.

1:14:591:15:01

My dad said lumps were all right,

1:15:011:15:03

as long as they're in the right places.

1:15:031:15:05

Don't worry. I've got plenty of those.

1:15:051:15:07

Now drizzle that neatly and nicely over the tart. OK?

1:15:071:15:11

Drizzle it neatly and nicely over the tart.

1:15:111:15:14

I'm going to make the dressing which is the spring onion, chillies

1:15:141:15:17

and the soy sauce going in there and also the sunflower oil.

1:15:171:15:22

-This is a really simple dressing to do.

-If people didn't want to use

1:15:221:15:25

creme fraiche, could they use double cream?

1:15:251:15:27

That's like the classic royale mix, what I'd call a royale mix.

1:15:271:15:30

They could use double cream but the creme fraiche is really nice

1:15:301:15:33

because it's got a bit of a bite to it. Lime going in there.

1:15:331:15:37

You can tell you were a teacher at a cookery school.

1:15:371:15:40

-Look at all the rubbish!

-I've got you here to clear it up for me.

1:15:401:15:44

-Mix it together.

-Right. What happens to this then?

1:15:441:15:47

This then goes into the oven

1:15:471:15:49

and it takes about 25 to 30 minutes to cook until it's set.

1:15:491:15:54

Everything is cooked there except the custard. We've got one here.

1:15:541:15:59

Don't make the mistake I did before of sticking your hand underneath

1:15:591:16:02

-and the whole lot falls out.

-Be careful.

-There you go.

1:16:021:16:04

It's best, James, to be honest with you,

1:16:041:16:06

served warm or room temperature.

1:16:061:16:08

-We've got the dressing here now.

-Look at that!

1:16:081:16:11

And I'm just going to spoon that dressing into the pot.

1:16:111:16:15

You've really got to have the two together.

1:16:151:16:17

The dressing works well because the crab itself is quite rich

1:16:171:16:21

and the dressing is nice and sharp. I'm just going to cut a nice slice.

1:16:211:16:26

Do you think the best way to serve this is at room temperature?

1:16:261:16:28

I think put it in the fridge and it's ruined.

1:16:281:16:30

Room temperature or straight out of the oven.

1:16:301:16:33

-So, remind us what that is again?

-That was crab and ginger tart

1:16:331:16:36

-with an Oriental dressing.

-A posh crab and ginger tart

1:16:361:16:38

with an Oriental dressing. Sounds good to me.

1:16:381:16:41

-Lovely. Right. Shall we have a taste of this?

-Have a taste.

1:16:461:16:49

I'll bring a knife along, just in case you need some more.

1:16:491:16:51

I'm looking forward to this. Look at this? I'll be mother.

1:16:511:16:55

You be mother. You've got to have the dressing. I'll do the dressing.

1:16:551:16:58

We will just pass the whole thing down.

1:16:581:17:01

Just dive in. Just dive in. Stick your fork in.

1:17:011:17:04

-That's how it should be eaten.

-Just spoon that over the top like that.

1:17:041:17:08

-Just stick it on.

-Go on. Stick it on.

1:17:081:17:12

Yes. Pass it down. There you go. Tell me what you think.

1:17:151:17:18

-Mmmmm.

-That's how we should eat it.

1:17:181:17:20

-That's a meal in a mouthful. That's gorgeous.

-You like it?

1:17:201:17:23

-It's lovely.

-Yeah.

1:17:231:17:25

Really easy, actually, because you can do it ahead.

1:17:251:17:28

-It is best served at room temperature though.

-I think it is.

1:17:281:17:31

Particularly like that.

1:17:311:17:33

The minute you put eggs in it as well and creme fraiche

1:17:331:17:36

and double cream, a bit like a quiche,

1:17:361:17:37

I always think it should be served at room temperature

1:17:371:17:40

-or straight out of the oven.

-Absolutely.

1:17:401:17:43

Different flavours going on. The crab and then spices, chillies.

1:17:431:17:46

-You like that after the chicken livers?

-Yeah.

1:17:461:17:48

You approve of that one? Sorry, Brian.

1:17:481:17:50

This is great. Crab's got much more flavour than lobster.

1:17:501:17:54

-Yes.

-I think lobster's totally overrated.

1:17:541:17:56

Crab is a much nicer shellfish. It really is. The dressing's terrific.

1:17:561:18:00

Eric's nodding. I'm not great on shellfish, but that's beautiful.

1:18:001:18:03

You liked that? I do as well.

1:18:031:18:04

Perfect for a summer lunch this weekend.

1:18:091:18:11

Alan Davies is used to mystery

1:18:111:18:13

and intrigue, of course, in Jonathan Creek.

1:18:131:18:15

But how would he cope with the uncertainty of facing

1:18:151:18:18

Food Heaven or Food Hell? Let's find out.

1:18:181:18:20

Everyone in the studio has made their minds up.

1:18:201:18:23

-Alan, just to remind you, Food Heaven would be over here.

-Yes.

1:18:231:18:26

-Your haddock.

-Bit of haddock.

-Nice piece of haddock there.

1:18:261:18:29

Decent-sized piece of haddock. Could be transformed with these spices.

1:18:291:18:33

We've got cumin, coriander, fenugreek,

1:18:331:18:35

that sort of stuff, with wok-fried broccoli.

1:18:351:18:37

-I know you like that sort of flavour.

-Yeah.

-Happy with that?

1:18:371:18:40

-Yeah, yeah.

-Alternatively, it could be the dreaded Food Hell.

1:18:401:18:43

-The three tonne of chocolate.

-That's not even food!

-That's not even food!

1:18:431:18:47

We've got in here three tonne of chocolate. There you go.

1:18:471:18:50

-Eurgh.

-Proper chocolate. This is bitter chocolate as well.

1:18:501:18:54

-70 to 80% bitter chocolate.

-The worst kind.

1:18:541:18:57

This is a chocolate tart with chocolate, cream, egg yolks

1:18:571:19:00

and then a Turkish delight. Show people at home how to make

1:19:001:19:02

-Turkish delight.

-You're going to make it?

-Make it.

1:19:021:19:06

How do you think these lot have decided?

1:19:061:19:08

-You know what our callers wanted, 2-to-1?

-What?

-Heaven.

-Did they?

1:19:081:19:12

-Thanks, callers.

-What did you think about these guys?

1:19:121:19:15

-Have they swung it for you?

-I think I'm going to be all right.

1:19:151:19:18

I'm feeling hopeful.

1:19:181:19:20

There's a lot of 40 quids you've spent.

1:19:201:19:23

-Everybody here wanted Food Heaven.

-Yes!

1:19:231:19:25

So there's only one person who wanted Food Hell. There you go.

1:19:251:19:29

That was Sheila's chocolate torte from Eastbourne.

1:19:291:19:33

So what are we going to do for this one?

1:19:331:19:35

We're going to make a paste first of all.

1:19:351:19:37

First thing I'm going to do is get one of these guys to skin

1:19:371:19:40

our haddock there. We're going to check there's

1:19:401:19:44

no bones in it and then skin it. I'm going to toast off

1:19:441:19:46

my mustard seeds in a dry pan.

1:19:461:19:48

We need to pop these seeds. There we go.

1:19:481:19:50

Every guest we get on, the minute you start cooking, they walk off.

1:19:501:19:53

LAUGHTER

1:19:531:19:55

Stand back. Not going anywhere near it.

1:19:551:19:58

A man just went past with a big knife!

1:19:581:20:01

See, look. These pop.

1:20:021:20:04

-I'm enjoying that.

-This is what they want to do.

1:20:041:20:07

Why do they have to do that?

1:20:071:20:08

Because it releases all the natural oils from the spices

1:20:081:20:12

and you get a nice colour out of it and texture.

1:20:121:20:14

They're going to be ground up in there. In here,

1:20:141:20:16

I'll run through a selection.

1:20:161:20:18

We've got cumin, coriander, fenugreek, cardamom and turmeric.

1:20:181:20:22

All ground spices in there. And we're going to use this stuff.

1:20:221:20:25

This is chickpea flour, literally gram flour, made out of chickpeas.

1:20:251:20:29

-Brilliant stuff.

-I like chickpeas.

-We're going to blend that as well.

1:20:291:20:32

If you can peel me this ginger as well that would be great.

1:20:321:20:36

-We're going to add all of our spices into here.

-Turmeric.

1:20:361:20:39

-I like turmeric.

-You like turmeric?

1:20:391:20:41

It's an antiseptic. Did you know that?

1:20:411:20:42

-Is it?

-Yeah.

-I just like that it makes everything go yellow.

1:20:421:20:45

They used to use it as an antiseptic. I think they still do

1:20:451:20:48

in India as well, Use it for antiseptic.

1:20:481:20:50

There you go. A bit of garlic.

1:20:501:20:52

Could be one of your questions from QI.

1:20:521:20:55

That's exactly the sort of thing we get.

1:20:551:20:57

I was watching it yesterday, genuinely,

1:20:571:20:59

I was watching it last night and Richard E Grant had a great thing.

1:20:591:21:03

-He can do the mating call of an ostrich.

-Yeah. Yeah.

1:21:031:21:07

-I've got another question for you.

-That's not all he can do.

1:21:071:21:10

-That's not all he can do!

-It's early.

-It's early.

1:21:101:21:13

This is a question for you. This is a QI question, so slightly peculiar.

1:21:131:21:18

Can you identify this?

1:21:181:21:21

RUMBLING

1:21:211:21:24

-I heard that coming from your dressing room earlier.

-It's not me.

1:21:241:21:28

-What is it?

-It's your stomach, James.

1:21:281:21:31

-No, I can't.

-Have a guess. A wild guess.

1:21:311:21:35

It's relative to what we're doing.

1:21:351:21:36

That's the sound that the producer makes

1:21:361:21:38

when I don't press the button and give the stupid answer.

1:21:381:21:42

It's relative to what we're doing.

1:21:421:21:44

It's the sound of a haddock wrestling against a fishing line.

1:21:441:21:48

Not far wrong. Nearly.

1:21:481:21:51

It's the sound of a mating haddock.

1:21:511:21:55

-Is it?

-A male haddock.

-I feel bad about killing it now.

1:21:551:22:00

He's all ready to go.

1:22:001:22:02

The best part about all this, if you want it,

1:22:021:22:04

it was recorded in 1967

1:22:041:22:06

by a guy called Professor Hawkins, Australian,

1:22:061:22:09

-and it's available to buy on CD from the British Library.

-Or download

1:22:091:22:15

-for your iPod.

-If you're bored going around the M25...

1:22:151:22:19

The famous mating fish collection.

1:22:191:22:22

Stick it on your iPod. Give that a quick mix.

1:22:221:22:25

There you go. Then what we're going to do is take some of this oil

1:22:261:22:29

-and cook this fish quite quickly.

-Do you want some juice in there?

1:22:291:22:33

Just the juice of a lime. That's it. A little bit of oil.

1:22:331:22:35

Can you remind me of the time of my omelette again, James?

1:22:351:22:39

That'll do. That'll do. Straight in.

1:22:391:22:43

That's enough.

1:22:431:22:45

What we're going to do is take our paste which we've got in here

1:22:451:22:49

and give this a quick... You'll see this paste here.

1:22:491:22:52

Take some of our paste over the top of our fish. Straight in.

1:22:521:22:56

I just normally buy this thing from the herb counter

1:22:561:22:58

in the little jar with "fish" written on it. And you just chuck it on.

1:22:581:23:03

This is home-made, you see?

1:23:031:23:04

The smell will be so much better than that stuff you get from jars.

1:23:041:23:08

-It already smells lush.

-A bit more of this paste over the top.

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You can actually leave it in the fridge if you wanted to.

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-Any kind of Indian-smelling things...

-You like that?

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-I love all that. I love all that.

-I like my paste.

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-Lose the fish, guys, please. If you can shred the broccoli now.

-Done.

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-Done.

-You've done it ready? Well done.

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If you can chop me the coriander then.

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I didn't even see that get there.

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-You didn't even see that get there?

-It's like magic.

-TV magic.

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So we're going to cook the fish.

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A little bit more oil to stop it from sticking.

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-I see you leave an empty pan on the heat, James.

-Always.

-Ill-advised.

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-Always. As long as it's got no oil in it.

-Health and safety.

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-Health and safety.

-Don't worry, I'm here.

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LAUGHTER

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We haven't used it yet, don't worry. In we go with the broccoli.

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Now, whenever you're wok-frying veg...

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-What have you put in there so far?

-A tiny bit of oil.

-What oil?

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Just a little bit of... This is groundnut oil or veg oil.

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You don't use olive oil for this. A tiny bit to get it going.

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We've got some of these mustard seeds which I've toasted

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and they're ground. They can go in.

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Obviously, you don't want to add too much oil to this

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because otherwise it's just going to be like an oil slick.

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What you do is grab some water and a bit of chopped garlic,

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if you could, guys. A bit of water.

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Then we steam the broccoli as well...

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-at the same time.

-I love a glass lid.

-You like a glass lid?

-Yeah.

1:24:331:24:39

I'd have a glass crash helmet if I could on my motorbike.

1:24:391:24:43

-Practically, it's all wrong.

-Bit of garlic in there.

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The idea is we don't add the garlic too early cos otherwise

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-it's going to burn.

-Burnt garlic no good?

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Burnt garlic goes bitter. It's not very nice.

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-The fish here.

-A lot of actors like that.

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-Are they? Bitter?

-Bitter, yeah.

-You're not.

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-This is it for you.

-I'm on my way to Hollywood with my new movie.

1:25:021:25:05

If it was four months down the line,

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you would never come on this show, would you? This is it.

1:25:061:25:09

-You've caught me on the way up.

-It's Oprah and that's it now.

-Yeah.

1:25:091:25:13

I'll see you when I'm coming back down which will be in October.

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LAUGHTER

1:25:161:25:19

-So we've got our fish here.

-Now, it's a miracle to me

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-that your paste bit has stayed stuck on the fish.

-Is it?

-Yeah.

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-That never happens when I sear my tuna.

-Really?

-It goes everywhere.

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You need a little bit of oil and some lime and that's it.

1:25:291:25:33

-A bit of salt.

-And then it sticks?

-And then it sticks.

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-Chopped coriander, guys.

-Yep.

-Straight in here.

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-My wife will be laughing at that.

-Squeeze of lime.

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-Normally I turn my nose up at coriander.

-Really?

-Not on this show.

1:25:431:25:47

Not on this show. Coriander everywhere.

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If you can...

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remove the core out of the lime. That's it.

1:25:511:25:55

Stops the person next to you getting sprayed with lime

1:25:551:25:57

-when you squeeze it.

-Can you use cordial?

1:25:571:26:00

-Lime cordial?

-And ketchup.

1:26:001:26:02

No. Nor can you use ketchup!

1:26:021:26:05

Lime cordial?!

1:26:051:26:07

I know what the viewers are thinking.

1:26:071:26:10

"I wonder if you can use cordial?"

1:26:101:26:11

No, you can't use cordial.

1:26:111:26:14

We don't have fresh lime in our corner shop.

1:26:141:26:16

Two years, I've been doing this show.

1:26:161:26:19

Doesn't get any better, the questions. There you go.

1:26:191:26:22

I'm happy with that.

1:26:221:26:24

-Have you got the sound of a mating broccoli?

-Chilli oil.

1:26:261:26:31

Look.

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And you've got the fish.

1:26:341:26:35

Indian sort of spices over the top.

1:26:351:26:38

Bit of chilli oil over the top. Throw it all on. Stick it on.

1:26:401:26:44

Oh, lovely.

1:26:441:26:45

Just stick it on. Cheffy drizzle! There you go. Dive into that.

1:26:451:26:50

Tell us what you think. Meanwhile, I'll get the drink.

1:26:501:26:52

-Bring over the glasses, girls.

-Smells delicious.

1:26:521:26:55

To help us celebrate, Olly has chosen

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a Nyetimber Cuvee Classic.

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It's 2001 vintage from West Sussex in England.

1:27:011:27:05

It's great, this. Waitrose, priced at 25.99.

1:27:051:27:08

I would call it champagne but we can't, can we?

1:27:081:27:12

-POP

-Wa-hey!

-It's kind of like...

1:27:121:27:14

-It's a lively little number.

-There you go.

1:27:141:27:17

So, happy birthday, Saturday Kitchen. Ladies first!

1:27:171:27:20

-It wasn't for me!

-So, Alan, what do you reckon?

-Oops.

1:27:201:27:24

Don't worry about that. No expense spared. What do you reckon?

1:27:241:27:28

Nice bit of fish. Love what you've done with the broccoli.

1:27:281:27:30

Like your bit of spice as well?

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I'm going to pop mustard seeds as soon as I get in.

1:27:321:27:35

He's happy with that. There you go.

1:27:351:27:37

-And we've got a chocolate tart for dessert.

-This is made in Sussex?

1:27:371:27:40

This is made in Sussex. Brilliant.

1:27:401:27:42

I'd just like to confirm there was no lime cordial

1:27:461:27:49

used in the making of that recipe.

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That's all we've got time for on today's Best Bites.

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If you'd like to have a go at any of the delicious recipes

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you've seen on today's show, you can find them all on our website.

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Just go to bbc.co.uk/recipes.

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There are loads of great things for you to choose from.

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Have a great week. I'll see you very soon.

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