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Good morning. We're ready and raring to cook! This is Saturday Kitchen

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Live! Welcome to the show. With me today are two of the country's most

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exciting chefs. First, the man on a mission to convert us all to his

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unique brand of modern Mediterranean tapas. It's Ben Tish. Next to him is

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a new face to Saturday Kitchen. He's in charge at Launceston Place in

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London and he's quickly racking up the awards with a Michelin star and

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4 AA rosettes to his name already! It's Tim Allen. Good morning to you

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both. Ben, you are firing away, what are you making? I am making a creamy

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celeriac puree with crispy fried egg yolks and a vinaigrette on the top.

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This is your idea of tapas, a grazing menu? Exactly that. You can

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have it with a meat and fish dish. The vegetarian dish as well with all

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of the flavours. And so, Tim, what are you making? I

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am making a baurm warm warm. Sounds good to me. Very light. Yes,

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a little bit of richness but still light.

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Hake is something that we don't use as much -- warm potato salad with

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ham hock and hake. I think this is underused. It is a beautiful fish.

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It tastes so good as well. So two very different dishes to look

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forward to. And we've got our line-up of fantastic foodie films

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from the BBC archive too. There's Great British Menu, Simon Hopkinson

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and of course, Rick Stein. Now, our special guest today is best known

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for his role as the always angry teacher Mr Gilbert in The

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Inbetweeners. He's now starring in his very own sitcom over on Channel

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4 called Man Down. Welcome to Saturday Kitchen, Greg Davies. So,

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you are very busy as well. The series you are writing has been

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reeconomiesed -- recommissioned. It is a good thing.

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It also makes me want to cry a bit, but I'm delighted.

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You are on tour of course, last night in Portsmouth. How did that

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go? It was great fun. The people of Portsmouth are all right! And now

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you are here to eat food. What is your favourite dish? A fried

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egg sandwich! ! Now, at the end of today's programme I'll cook either

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food heaven or food hell for Greg. It'll either be something based on

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your favourite ingredient - food heaven, or your nightmare ingredient

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- food hell. It's up to our chefs and a few of our viewers to decide

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which one you get. I don't know about food heaven, is it a fried egg

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sandwich? That is my signature dish, but no when others are cooking for

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me. I just discovered lobster. I love that.

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So food heaven is lobster. What about food hell? Monkfish. It is too

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meaty. It is a fish. It should not feel like a meat! So, there you go.

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So, it's either lobster or monkfish for Greg. For his food heaven I'm

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going to turn the lobster into fragrant Thai red curry. The lobster

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is cooked in a paste made from chilli, galangal, lemongrass and

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garlic. I'll add coconut milk, tamarind, fish sauce and loads of

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spices. It's served with buttered rice and some fresh coriander. Or

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Greg could be having his food hell, monkfish and for this I'm going look

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to China for my inspiration. The fish is fried then added to a sauce

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made from chilli, pineapple juice, rice wine vinegar and soy sauce.

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It's served on a bed of deep fried cabbage with a few shavings of

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scallop roe on the top. Oh, God. Well you'll have to wait until the

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end of the show to find out which one he gets. If you would like to

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ask some question, call this number on A few of you will be able to put

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a question to us, live, a little later on. And if I do get to speak

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to you I'll also be asking if you want Greg to face either food heaven

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or food hell. So start thinking. : Are you hungry? Starving! Well, we

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have some mushrooms. With us today we have the fabulous Ben Tish. So,

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what are we cooking? We have the lovely mushrooms with egg yolk,

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fried and celeriac. You get the celeriac on the milk.

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I will get the mushrooms ready. These are cep mushrooms, they could

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be a little expensive. You could get a nice meaty mushroom or field

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mushroom from the supermarket. I am not a fan of washing mushrooms. They

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lose the flavour. They soak it up. So a little brush will do.

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Now we have the celeriac here. We are putting that in the milk.

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You are pureeing a lot. You make fantastic soups, this can make a

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wonderful soup? Sell yack is trendy in restaurants. It is cheap and

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delicious. We Brighton our celeriac and then char-grill it after. It

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gets a lovely seasoning to it. The French do an amazing recommend

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lad with mayonnaise and grain mustard and thinly-sliced celeriac.

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I am a big fan of celeriac. I will slice the mushrooms but not too

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thin. There is no meat in here for Greg? I

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am a big fan of meat but it is lovely to have a vegetarian dish

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once in a while. You have the mushrooms, the egg.

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The egg is deep-fried. James, I don't even know what celeriac is? It

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is that. You can eat it raw, you shouldn't but you can. What do you

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reckon? Waste not want not. It is healthy if you eat it raw. I

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do feel energised! Now, the celeriac, we are cooking in milk? It

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keeps the colour of the celeriac. Then we blend it with some of the

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milk and it makes a nice puree. It could be thinner as a soup. It makes

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a great soup. Since you were last on, your empire

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is growing. It is now.

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Where are you now? We are a couple of weeks away from hoping our new

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restaurant in Soho. Opening on the 2nd of December. Just before

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Christmas. Yes, the timing is impeccable! But we have to open. It

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will be exciting and interesting. In equal measures.

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So, we are pureeing the celeriac. Yes, the mushrooms are on. On here a

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bit of hot smoking. So a hot pan on here. Thank you. A steamer over the

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top. We have oak wood chips here. You can, think think you can buy

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them online. You can buy them from garden centres.

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Exactly. Also you can buy little smoking bags in bush r butcher

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shops. Have -- inspect butcher shops.

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Have we lost you yet, Greg? Ages ago! So, we want to poach the eggs?

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Absolutely. We are using the yoke. You could use

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the whole thing, but for this dish it is just the yoke.

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Just separate it. With the smoking chips can you use

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different flavours of wood? Yes, you can.

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We are experimenting with lots of different types of wood in the

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restaurant, but this is cherry wood, apple wood. There are all sorts of

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things out there. And could you have up it if you

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wanted to? ! That would work a treat, actually.

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Here we have the tin foil in the bottom of the pan. .

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Yes, you are all over that. So, the foil in with the chips on

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top. Now the mushrooms are on grilling.

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The yoke needs to come out now. It does not take long it is to seal it

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and to go back into the fryer. So let it set. Pop it into the iced

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water to stop the cooking process. There you go. Just for a minute.

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So, you just gave that 15 seconds? Exactly that. You are doing a thyme

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vinaigrette. That works well with the mushrooms and the celeriac. It

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is wintery flavours. Where do you get your inspiration

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from with all of the restaurants opening up? Obviously the food scene

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in London is going crazy at the moment. Eating out, reading books is

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where I get my inspiration from. But with tapas, that is a big

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catalogue of dishes? Yes it is, but we use simple combinations of

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dishes. Now that takes a minute in the

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smoking dish there. So we have the vinaigrette here,

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olive oil or rapeseed oil? Rapeseed oil, please. I will take the egg

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out. I will put it in a little bit of flour. A bit of salt and pepper.

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I am moving off the smoking pan now. You don't want the sauce too thin?

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Not too thin. It is a big part of the dish it needs to be substantial.

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I am using some panko breadcrumbs. The difference between those and the

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normal breadcrumbs they go very dried.

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Yes. And they are flaked so there is more surface area.

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I will pop the yoke into there. If you would like to put your

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questions to either Ben or Tim, call us on this number: There is a lot of

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smoking going on over there? A lot of smoking going on! This smells

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delicious. Now we have a busy day. When we

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finish the show we are straight off to the Good Food Show. Have you done

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it before? I have not. I am hoping you are going to show me the way.

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Don't follow me! It is what I've been told.

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Do the opposite! Right, the puree. A little more salt in there.

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Thank you. Happy with that.

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Really good. A nice spoon of that on there. Can you check the egg yolk.

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I want to lift it out to show you what happens to the bottom of the

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pan if you are not careful... The egg yolk is ready.

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A slightly smaller version of a fried egg.

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Happy with that? Lovely. The sweetness of the smoking is coming

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off there. The nice crispy yolk on top. Then the dressing and the thyme

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working well with the celeriac and the ceps. There is a lovely punchy

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dressing that helps to cut through the richness.

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Is this on the menu? It will be. Definitely. You can check it out

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there. Give us the name of that one? That

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is my celeriac puree with house-smoked cep mushrooms, crispy

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egg yolk and a punchy thyme vinaigrette.

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House-smoked? ! It was very quick. And cooking that celeriac, to

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minutes? Yes, depending how you cut it, I suppose.

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Am I eating some of this? Is that the plan to eat it now? Dive in.

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Sorry if I don't know how it works. I have never watched the programme

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without a hangover before! It smells beautiful, mate. The thyme really

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helps it. I can't believe how quickly you did it. I could have

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hardly gotten the pan out in that time! And the celeriac is great.

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It is my favourite veg. And much better when it is not raw. I feel

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terrible, whenever I watch this programme and see them saying

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delicious, I think, yeah, right, but it really is! Right, Peter Richards

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has been to the West Country today. Let's see what he has chosen to go

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with Ben's mighty mushrooms. I have come to Bristol. Behind me is

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Brunel's stunning suspension bridge. Ahead of me is a city full of

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delicious wines to go with today's dishes! Ben's appetiser is a real

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treat. It is packed full of comforting seasonal flavours. After

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trying it with a few bottles, it is clear that it is really versatile on

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the wine front. Now we need a white, but beyond that, you could go one of

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two ways. If you are a fan of a head nisic flavour hit, then choose an

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elegantly oaked white. Something like a white Rioja. Or this Blason,

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but the most harmonious pairing comes from the cleansing freshness

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of an unoaked mineral style of white, step forward the gorgeous,

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Taste The Difference Greco di Tufo 2012.

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Taste The Difference Greco di Tufo 2012 is one of my favourite Italian

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wines. It combines concentration with elegance that make it is work

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so well with food. That is delicious. This recipe has several

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key elements that the wine must engage with. First, the wonderful

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mouth-coating richness of the egg and the celeriac puree and the broad

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fleshy style works perfectly with it. Then the tangy vinaigrette.

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There is lots of acidity to tie in so well. And finally, the meaty,

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smoky, earthy porcini and thyme is catered for by salty herbal

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complexity on the finish. Ben, I could have gone Spanish but I could

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not leave this wolf Italian tasty treat. Cheers! This is going down

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well. The wine? It is really crisps, fresh. Cuts through the mushrooms

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and the egg it is delicious. Happy with it? It is great here. The

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wine is nice! Is it expensive? This one is ?7. 86.

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I think this works well. It is really beautiful.

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It cuts through. So coming up, Tim has a hearty hake

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dish for us. What are you doing with it? We are roasting it off with a

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warm potato salad, flaked ham hock and some pickled cucumber.

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Sounds good. And you can ask Tim or Ben a question if you call this

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number at: Now, let's catch up with another of Rick Stein's food heroes,

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today in Edinburgh on the trail of a specialist food retailer, but first

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he is stopping off at a local pub for a quick Bloody Mary! My head

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chef, Roy, who is very Scottish, said if I was going to Edinburgh, I

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had to go to the Canny Man's pub. It is a well-known establishment in the

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Morningside area. A must. It described it as a cross between a

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pub and a gentleman's club. If they don't like the look of you, they

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chuck you out. On the internet, it says it has been operating since

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Victoria's reign. The Bloody Mary is legendary.

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People think that Bloody Mary is vodka and tomato juice but it is

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that plus a whole lot of other things together. The glass is lined

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to give us the measurements to get it right each time. A serious

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measurement of Worcester sauce. Yes, I take it to the second line.

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Then the lemon juice to the second line to just off the top. Then on

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top of that, careful with the tobasco, it can ruin a Bloody Mary,

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but it needs the bite. Great.

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Then pour that into a glass with some ice, a slice of lemon and a

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fresh piece of celery. Next, the vodka. Always use a good vodka.

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Always 40 volume. Then you add the tomato juice. Then on top you add

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some celery salt and some cayenne pepper. Finally, ice cold dry

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sherry. TioPepe. That is your Bloody Mary.

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Cheers, Trystan, a tiny little taste... Haunting, I would say.

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They only serve Swedish style open sandwiches here but being in a pub,

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the dog is allowed. The sort of place that Chalky loves and look at

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this beautifully rare Aberdeen Angus beef. I wish you could get it

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everywhere. Sorry about life on the road but it

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is a fact. I think that Chalky finds it is bit of a jaunt. While we are

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at it, this is a glimpse of life on the road. Mostly, the time is spent

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on motorway services with picnics, tasting local cheeses as the lorries

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roll by. Then you are checking into yet another hotel for a nice rare

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steak. This is unbelievable. The best one I have ever seen.

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That is serious tomato sauce. That is the stuff you have to eat as a

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vegetarian. If that is blew, my aunt is a dog fish! Meanwhile, back to

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Edinburgh and Eddie's seafood market. How come you do so well? We

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have the contacts. We have fish from the West Coast and the east coast.

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So many customers and people keep coming back to buy more fish and

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they want to try something new. Here, razor clams? These are lovely.

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Brilliant. They are so fresh. They smell of the sea.

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They came today from Oban. How do you cook them? Like a

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scallop. Open it and clean it out. Then steam it with garlic and black

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bean sauce. Lovely. Beautiful. I thought I would do exactly what

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Eddie suggested with the clams. So I have mashed the firmented black

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beans with sugar and roasted sesame oil. I will use them to make the

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Chinese dish with the razor clams. I remember, it must have been about

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eight or nine years ago, I went down to the mouth of the estuary with a

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local fisherman called Ed the Bass. He had a way of catching them,

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putting table salt down a hole that they lived down. They would come

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racing out. Gently, ease them out slowly.

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That is amazing. Gently so you don't break him.

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That's it. You have him. Perfect. Firstly I add sunflower oil to a hot

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pan. Then in goes the black bean piece. I stir it to let it cook out.

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Then I add finally chopped garlic and the same amount of ginger. Stir

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it around. Next the heat. The sliced chillies but I have taken out the

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seeds. So they are not so hot. Finally the razor clams into the hot

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pan. So to increase the amount of steam

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and to flavour them, a little bit of Chinese rice wine. You can use dry

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sherry but this is exactly the thing, the Chinese rice wine. A

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final shake and on with the lid. Literally, the clams can be small

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but with these, these are bigger. Three is quite enough.

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Leave it to cook for about three or four minutes. No longer. You want

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them tender. I remember a razor clam ministering

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on a beach in Torquay with lots of cut feet. Well, the Chinese would

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have scooped them up , stepped on them! Then a little stock and some

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cornflour to thicken it and stir it. Just nap that, as we say in the

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trade and sprinkle with freshly supplied spring onions to give a

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tang at the end. I serve that with rice. Often the Chinese will serve a

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single razor clam as part of a banquet.

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I was cooking this last summer at the British embassy in Paris. It was

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a garden party. A lot of French people there. They loved it. It was

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clear they had nothing like it over there. I was really all testimony to

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Eddie's seafood bar and all of the people of Edinburgh that buy that

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produce. We are so lucky to have food like this in Britain. I

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sometimes think don't realise how lucky we are.

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Now, Rick had trouble finding the steak on his travels. A lot of you

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have been writing in about how to cook the perfect steak and how to

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deal with different cuts of steak. I know you are a bit of a carn very.

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Too right! We have a selection of steaks here. If you can imagine the

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centre part of the animal is the prime cut. So you have the fillet

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and the sirloin from the centre. That is the part of the animal that

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does the least amount of work. That is the lazy meat.

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Yes but it does not taste as good. Under the ribcage is the fillet. On

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the top you have the sirloin. Then up to the neck end of the sirloin is

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the rib eye. The other way is the rump steak. All of these you can

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cook blew, medium. Between all of the joints as well you have these

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three different types of meat. Onglet and feather blade and wagyu.

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You cook these blew, overcook them and they are tough, but there is so

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much flavour. You have to treat them carefully. Don't overcook them. Now

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I have this as well. This is wagyu. This is not, traditionally it comes

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from Japan. It is thought that they used to massage the beef. They still

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do with beer and saki and beer and saki is in the grain.

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I think that they sing to the cows to soothe them.

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Maybe from where you come from, Ben but I haven't a clue! So they get

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the cows drunk and give them a massage and sing to them.

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Any guilt feel as a meat eater is gone! So then you have this amazing

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grain. Most comes from Japan. For a fillet steak, for a wagyu fillet,

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that would be between ?60 and ?80. Just to buy? Yes. How much in a

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restaurant? A lot more than that. Then you have a lot of it being made

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in Australia and produced in America, but in Yorkshire, we now

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have wagyu beef from the supermarket.

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So there are, somewhere in Yorkshire, there are people

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massaging cows and getting them drunk? Yes! Possibly, yes! Good to

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know. I am not going to season this. The

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secret is a hot pan. No oil. Oil on the meat. Season it. A very hot pan.

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Room temperature. I will turn it only once.

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I am doing a bearnaise sauce with chips. Very simple. We have

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peppercorns. Shallots and I will chop them up with white wine vinegar

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and add tarragon as well. I am always fascinated by the

:28:52.:28:54.

chopping thing. Have you ever chopped a finger? Not

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yet on that programme. You take the little pan, in with the

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peppercorns and the white wine vinegar. This is for the bearnaise

:29:07.:29:10.

sauce. Firstly, congratulations on the tour, on the series as well.

:29:11.:29:15.

This is a series that is dear to your heart, as you are writing it?

:29:16.:29:20.

Yes I sat alone for about four months in my flat going crazy

:29:21.:29:26.

writing it. Then when I had written the first draft, I got a couple of

:29:27.:29:34.

young writers to help me knock them into shape. Sian, Harry and Steve

:29:35.:29:40.

Morrison. They helped me by me not being on my own anymore. It is awful

:29:41.:29:45.

being on your own writing. Sitting there, staring. I thought I would

:29:46.:29:49.

lose the plot! Before comedy, you were a teacher for 13 years? I was.

:29:50.:29:56.

You play a lot of that in the parts you do, like in The Inbetweeners? I

:29:57.:30:03.

was. In the first draft I did not make my character for that reason, I

:30:04.:30:08.

had been Mr Gilbert, but in the end, I was a teacher for 13 years.

:30:09.:30:15.

Does it help when it comes to storey lines for a show like that? No. I'm

:30:16.:30:20.

keen to point out. I was not like that. My character swears in front

:30:21.:30:26.

of the teacher. He is an awful man. You say you were not the best

:30:27.:30:33.

teacher. I don't think I was, but I don't think I did them a disservice.

:30:34.:30:40.

But the kids say that they like the way you taught them.

:30:41.:30:44.

Who? They have not confirmed that to me! A group of them came to see my

:30:45.:30:51.

gig. There were ten of them in the front row. They were very sweet.

:30:52.:30:57.

Then after a few drinks one said that they had a really good laugh in

:30:58.:31:05.

the lessons but I was rubbish. I was reading the textbooks an hour before

:31:06.:31:10.

them! When you wrote the programme, did you base it on your character?

:31:11.:31:16.

They are very exaggerated versions of things that happened, yes, but my

:31:17.:31:24.

Charles Kennedy -- character is based on me being independent. He

:31:25.:31:30.

was an idiot but I have certainly been an idiot.

:31:31.:31:34.

What is it like writing that as opposed to stand-up? It must be so

:31:35.:31:39.

hard to get new material all the time? It is easier. With a sitcom

:31:40.:31:45.

you are unable to try the jokes out. With the way that I develop a

:31:46.:31:50.

stand-up show is to go out and do sections of five minutes in smaller

:31:51.:31:53.

clubs. Do you still do that? Yes, when you

:31:54.:31:59.

are trying material out. I will go with half an idea. Then do five

:32:00.:32:05.

minutes in a club. Often, just have an awful time. I will not be at all

:32:06.:32:11.

funny. And people which say, " There is that bloke from the telly, he is

:32:12.:32:18.

rubbish." ! You see comedy and theatres it is a treadmill that

:32:19.:32:25.

never stops? The last tour I did 120 dates, but I love it.

:32:26.:32:29.

I don't find it a core. I think it is great.

:32:30.:32:51.

Right I have turned that over. Now the chips are frying and I have

:32:52.:32:56.

reduced this liquid. That is the vinegar, tarragon and peppercorns.

:32:57.:33:03.

Depending on where you go in France, where you worked, trained, depends

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on whether or not you keep the onions in. I like to keep them in.

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We are flavouring this with the tarragon vinegar. That is going in

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as well. It smells great. I am so impressed

:33:16.:33:21.

by the cooking, but mostly, I thought that this was fake.

:33:22.:33:25.

No, it is real. This is a real wall. It is really

:33:26.:33:30.

nice. You could live here comfortably. I thought it was just

:33:31.:33:35.

some nasty TV studio, but it is real! As well as doing that, you are

:33:36.:33:41.

touring, you are going out again or are you between? I did two thirds of

:33:42.:33:47.

the tour, then the sitcom got commissioned. I wrote and recorded

:33:48.:33:52.

that. Now I am finishing off my dates. Have done three or four.

:33:53.:33:59.

There are about 20 to do. The name of it is called The Back Of

:34:00.:34:09.

My Mum's Head. Is that correct? I made up the title of the show before

:34:10.:34:15.

I wrote the show. I took a picture of me and mum on the beach. She was

:34:16.:34:21.

looking to sea, I was standing by the camera, I looked like I was

:34:22.:34:31.

standing back next to a massive microphone, but it is not really

:34:32.:34:34.

about my mum. She has had enough stick from me over the years.

:34:35.:34:40.

Are you finished at Christmas? I have 20 dates, then a week in the

:34:41.:34:47.

South Bank. A week run there. So, here we have the chips, the

:34:48.:34:52.

bearnaise sauce. Ideally leave the steak to rest

:34:53.:34:56.

before you serve it. There is the sauce. And we have our frozen chips.

:34:57.:35:02.

You have to have steak and chips, you have to have frozen chips with

:35:03.:35:07.

it. It must be frozen chips. Have you? Why.

:35:08.:35:13.

Because they are just good, aren't they? Because they are quick! Now we

:35:14.:35:20.

slice this. I think this is how you want to,

:35:21.:35:26.

medium-rare. And you are about to try, you never

:35:27.:35:35.

tried celeriac before, you have never tried wagyu beef before.

:35:36.:35:39.

I have never eaten a steak at 10.30am in the morning, although you

:35:40.:35:43.

could be forgiven for thinking that I have! Dive into that. The meat is

:35:44.:35:49.

really special. Remember when you do this sort of stuff. The prime ones,

:35:50.:35:58.

the fillet, sirloin, rib eye, even the rump, do these medium rare to

:35:59.:36:06.

blew, but the bavette, the blade, you have to do it rare. That is

:36:07.:36:10.

spectacular, I think. That is incredible.

:36:11.:36:15.

If there is a skill, dish or technique, drop us a line we will

:36:16.:36:19.

try to demonstrate it on the coming shows. All of the details are on the

:36:20.:36:25.

website, go to: And if there are farmers watching, you have to get

:36:26.:36:30.

your cows drunk. Guys, it makes a real difference.

:36:31.:36:36.

Right what are we cooking for Greg at the end of the show? It could be

:36:37.:36:40.

lobster Thai curry with butter Basmati rice and coriander cress.

:36:41.:36:46.

Or Greg could be facing food hell, the monkfish. Which is fried, added

:36:47.:36:54.

to pineapple sauce, rice wine vinegar and served with crispy

:36:55.:37:00.

cabbage and dried scallop roe on the top. Some of our viewers and the

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chefs in the studio get to decide Greg's feat but you have to wait for

:37:11.:37:14.

the end of the show for the final results.

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Right, we've reached the main course in the finals of the Great British

:37:22.:37:25.

menu. All the chefs have to cook for the judges again, But they've thrown

:37:26.:37:29.

in a wild card in the form of Richard Bainbridge who scored a

:37:30.:37:32.

perfect 10 for his main course in the heats. So let's see what

:37:33.:37:56.

happened. The Great British Menu. What came first, the chicken or the

:37:57.:38:04.

egg? The chicken! Today we have Ade Edmondson with us.

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We are honoured. Are you looking for funny or good food? That is a

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problem. It is proving difficult for the

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chefs to marry the food and the humour.

:38:19.:38:22.

Well, I have not had breakfast. I am hungry.

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First to cook is Richard Dave ies from Wales. Richard starts his plate

:38:29.:38:36.

with a sweet potato puree. He adds ham hock and cabbage. Then his pork

:38:37.:38:42.

belly in potato crisps. Next on, the air dried ham and black pudding.

:38:43.:38:47.

Broccoli and carrots are next. Then the pork sauce.

:38:48.:39:05.

It is quite frightening. It is novelty. I don't know if it is funny

:39:06.:39:13.

but it is novelty. That belly is delicious.

:39:14.:39:18.

The carrots are small. It gave you a little smile when it arrived. And

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now the delight. Next up is last year's starter

:39:26.:39:30.

champion, Colin McGurran. He is going for glory again with

:39:31.:39:35.

blanquette of duck. Hoping to raise a smile with a picture of veg. He

:39:36.:39:40.

starts off with the duck and the witty baby pick your own veg. Next

:39:41.:39:45.

on are the turnips and the blackberries. Removing the skin from

:39:46.:39:50.

the duck breast and topping it with duck skin croutons.

:39:51.:39:57.

Then his chef souffle potatoes and duck heart. Drizzling over green

:39:58.:40:04.

emulsion and finally the duck sauce. Oh, look.

:40:05.:40:10.

A little garden. There is a souffle potato. That takes a bit of skill.

:40:11.:40:17.

A I like that. It is witty. It amuses me. It is a stunner. I am

:40:18.:40:22.

trying to work out if it is funny. It is not a belly laugh. The

:40:23.:40:27.

surprise of seeing the vegetables growing on the plate is witty, after

:40:28.:40:31.

that, you are thinking I have no veg! It is fine, good. Better than

:40:32.:40:37.

at that was but not great. Last up in the first heat is Peter

:40:38.:40:42.

Sanchez-Iglesias. Peter is hoping to headline the

:40:43.:40:50.

banquet with a frame tradition, roast lamb, potatoes, Yorkshire pud

:40:51.:40:55.

and gravy. He is next to plate up. He is slicing the breast of lamb.

:40:56.:41:01.

First is the broccoli buraway, followed by Yorkshire pudding. Next

:41:02.:41:06.

adding sliced lamb breast. The roast potatoes and topping it off with

:41:07.:41:11.

roasted rainbow carrots. On the side, gravy. Served up with a

:41:12.:41:28.

retro glass of champagne. Well it is the biggest carrot we

:41:29.:41:35.

have had so far. Where are the other eight roasted potatoes? It is very

:41:36.:41:40.

good. The roasted potatoes are delicious. The main cut of lamb, I'm

:41:41.:41:47.

not... I this it is excellent. The whole thing, the leeks, it is

:41:48.:41:52.

beautiful. Not a jot of comedy in it. The first time it came out,

:41:53.:41:58.

there was theatrical grandeur. Somehow he has lost his nerve. What

:41:59.:42:04.

little fun there was, has gone and it is left with genteel.

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Next into the kitchen are Aiden Byrne and Tom Aikens. Along with

:42:13.:42:17.

Daniel Clifford who won the course last year.

:42:18.:42:22.

Daniel's is up with the witty take on ox tongue and cheek. Served with

:42:23.:42:28.

props. The execution served high praise but it was felt it fell short

:42:29.:42:34.

of the comedy brief. Today he is aiming to have a joke at their

:42:35.:42:39.

expense. Daniel's first change is to dress his waiters a the junls,

:42:40.:42:46.

Oliver, Prue and Matthew. Daniel finally starts plating up his

:42:47.:42:54.

cloches with horseradish marsh and spin ash. Adding the ox cheek and

:42:55.:43:02.

beef fillet, car mellised mushrooms and fried onion.

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The cloches are presented on top of coppice of the judges' own cook

:43:09.:43:14.

books. LAUGHTER

:43:15.:43:21.

Hello, Prue! Hello, darling. Oh, my goodness. He should have called this

:43:22.:43:27.

The Revenge of the Chefs. I think this is the best dish we

:43:28.:43:34.

have had so far. It is like a supersophisticated Sunday lunch.

:43:35.:43:39.

Bang on the money in terms of quality. It is fun for the four of

:43:40.:43:44.

us but is it fun for the people in the banquet. They won't even get it.

:43:45.:43:54.

Next up is Aiden Byrne. He is serving a themed plate of cuts of

:43:55.:44:01.

beef. Clay-gate potatoes to look like rocks and a witty noodle pot.

:44:02.:44:08.

He starts off the beef with the clay-baked potatoes and his comedy

:44:09.:44:15.

spinning forks. He slices the beef fillet.

:44:16.:44:21.

And then on goes the ox cheek. And finally, his beef sauce served

:44:22.:44:32.

in comedy horns. What? All for me? What is this? It

:44:33.:44:42.

is a potat-ah! Is it? The beef is beautiful.

:44:43.:44:49.

It is confusing. If it was at a Flintstone-themed event, it would be

:44:50.:44:52.

brilliant. I think this is lovely cooking, it is strong, but I don't

:44:53.:44:57.

understand what the noodles and the pot are about.

:44:58.:45:04.

You can see how the other chefs' dishes go down in about 20 minutes.

:45:05.:45:10.

Still to come on Saturday Kitchen Live, Simon Hopkinson has simple and

:45:11.:45:15.

stunning dishes for us. After preparing a Roquefort and pear

:45:16.:45:22.

salad, he turns to a delicious vanilla rice pudding.

:45:23.:45:49.

And next the omelette challenge. Next up is the chef in charge of a

:45:50.:45:59.

chichen which has won him a Michelin star and four A A rosettes. Welcome

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Tim Allen. What are we doing today, chef? I am

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making a warm potato salad with ham hock and hake.

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So, first we are preparing the potatoes.

:46:18.:46:28.

If you can, that would be fantastic. You want to get the hake on, so tell

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us about this, please? It is underused.

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It is a lovely fish. We use a lot of hake in our restaurant. It is

:46:40.:46:43.

beautiful. Better than cod. It is meaty, really delicious.

:46:44.:46:49.

Have you trade hake before, or is it on the hate list as well? No but I

:46:50.:46:57.

am not a massive hake fan. So I am looking forward to seeing what you

:46:58.:47:00.

do with it. In France, they used to steam it.

:47:01.:47:13.

Yes, it is beautiful. So the fish is in, skin side down?

:47:14.:47:18.

Yes, get that roasting. The next thing is the sauce reduction.

:47:19.:47:23.

You are creating a little butter sauce with this one.

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I need the chopped shallots and garlic. That will reduce down in the

:47:42.:47:48.

white wine and then I will get some body on there. Now the fish goes in

:47:49.:47:53.

the oven. It is a Spanish dish, almost

:47:54.:47:58.

classic. With the pork and the ham hock.

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Tell us about the ham hock? Well this one has been blanched to start

:48:02.:48:06.

with. So getting rid of the impurities of the salt. From there

:48:07.:48:10.

it goes into the pan. Now the water is up to the boil and braised for

:48:11.:48:16.

about three to four hours, really. Until it is tender. Then we can

:48:17.:48:21.

leave it in the liquid to cool down and that keep it is moist,

:48:22.:48:23.

basically. Tell us about Launceston Place, then

:48:24.:48:30.

it is a place where Tristan Welsh was there. You have taken over. It

:48:31.:48:37.

is going from strength? We are doing well. It has been a roller-coaster

:48:38.:48:43.

of a ride. I was up in Northumberland before. Now I have

:48:44.:48:46.

come down to London. It has been great, but with a lot of challenges,

:48:47.:48:53.

but we have got everything moving in the right direction. It has gotten

:48:54.:48:57.

busy again. There is sometimes a drop in trade when you change chefs

:48:58.:49:02.

but it is back up again now. What is that there? This is for the pickle.

:49:03.:49:08.

White wine vinegar, water, a pinch of sugar. Not so much. Then a little

:49:09.:49:13.

bit of honey to go in. About a tablespoon.

:49:14.:49:15.

Coming to London, it did not take long to get your star? It was quick.

:49:16.:49:21.

Very unexpected to be honest. It is not something I was

:49:22.:49:25.

anticipating, but it happened really quickly. It has been a great help to

:49:26.:49:28.

the business. What inspires you, then? London is

:49:29.:49:33.

an amazing place for receipts but does that add the inspiration for

:49:34.:49:38.

you, travelling? I love going out to the restaurants but at the minute I

:49:39.:49:41.

don't have the time. It is a bit demanding.

:49:42.:49:49.

Over the cucumber, there is thyme in the pickle. That helps to cook it.

:49:50.:49:54.

And you want me to make the butter sauce? Yes.

:49:55.:49:58.

And we have to get the ham on as well.

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So the fish is in skin side down in the oven.

:50:03.:50:06.

Yes, really simple in there with the sauce, just lemon and oil, sorry on

:50:07.:50:15.

the fish. Now the ham. If you can flake it down to small pieces. Pop

:50:16.:50:21.

it on the heat and warm it through. So the place has had a refush? Yes,

:50:22.:50:35.

the outside and -- so the place has had a refurb? Yes.

:50:36.:50:48.

And now this is the vinaigrette? Yes, this is for the potatoes.

:50:49.:50:54.

That will be great. The ham is starting to soften down there.

:50:55.:50:59.

As well as this, you are doing something else, can you tell us

:51:00.:51:06.

about it? It is starting next year. It is like a mentoring process of

:51:07.:51:11.

somebody on work experience. It is like the ultimate work

:51:12.:51:14.

experience. It is. They get to work with the

:51:15.:51:20.

head chef directly. I thought it was something great to be involved in. A

:51:21.:51:25.

good process. And it is nice to be involved in that this year. And this

:51:26.:51:31.

is you with a group of other chefs as well? Yes, a lot of chefs

:51:32.:51:43.

throughout that are involved. Add the butter and then strain it

:51:44.:51:47.

off. So strain off the shallots.

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You can leave it in if you like the texture.

:51:53.:51:57.

What about the potatoes? A little seasoning. I don't do it at the

:51:58.:52:02.

start. Or it could be salty. So, there are three types of mustard

:52:03.:52:09.

here. French mustard, English mustard.

:52:10.:52:12.

The English give it is a bit of kick as it has the heat. The grain

:52:13.:52:18.

mustard give it is acidity and texture. I like the versatility of

:52:19.:52:23.

the textures and the heat. And the spice. Tim, if you didn't have the

:52:24.:52:29.

ham hock or didn't have time to cook it, what else could you put in

:52:30.:52:34.

there? Any ham. Anything can go really well with it.

:52:35.:52:45.

The fish is just about there. We just have to turn it over and let

:52:46.:52:48.

it rest. Where is the honey? That is in the

:52:49.:52:57.

pickle with the cucumbers. They are softening down in there.

:52:58.:53:02.

Then they go on the ice. They gain the colour back.

:53:03.:53:16.

It is a gentle pickling. Right, we are ready when you are.

:53:17.:53:21.

The potatoes are ready. Thank you very much.

:53:22.:53:25.

So these cucumbers you don't want to warm them? No. It may seem strange

:53:26.:53:31.

but they go on cold. It is quite nice, a cold soft pickle

:53:32.:53:37.

that tastes really quite nice. So this is just about ready.

:53:38.:53:48.

This is the best way to do it. Warm it up with a few flakes on the

:53:49.:53:54.

plate. And then on the cucumber rolls... Yes.

:53:55.:54:02.

, simple and the hake which is nice and tender now. The caramelised skin

:54:03.:54:09.

and the nice soft flesh. So you like to rest it a little

:54:10.:54:13.

first? Ideally. I treat the fish like the meat. In the sense that it

:54:14.:54:19.

needs to relax. If not, it does do the best for it. You get a softer

:54:20.:54:22.

fish. And you are decorating it with the

:54:23.:54:28.

leaves. Tell us about these? This is an oyster leaf.

:54:29.:54:37.

This is pesterlane. A few dotted on. I like them raw. I think that they

:54:38.:54:42.

have a beautiful gentle flavour. I don't see the point in cooking them.

:54:43.:54:53.

Where can you find snem maybe online? Yes, you can and some from

:54:54.:55:01.

the supermarkets. So, tell us about this dish? It is roast Cornish hake,

:55:02.:55:10.

with a potato salad and a pickled sauce.

:55:11.:55:14.

It looks spectacular. I know it will taste good. Dive into this one then,

:55:15.:55:20.

Greg. It looks lovely.

:55:21.:55:27.

Such simple flavours. It looks great.

:55:28.:55:30.

When I was in France they steam it. That is the classic way.

:55:31.:55:35.

They cook it on the bone. It is really moist.

:55:36.:55:41.

Happy with that? Hmm! Are you a hake convert. Maybe I am. It is

:55:42.:55:44.

delicious. Right we need win to go with this.

:55:45.:55:54.

Peter Richards has been in Bristol this week. So what did he choose to

:55:55.:56:03.

go with Tim's terrific hake? A dish like Tim's hearty hake calls for a

:56:04.:56:08.

white wine with style but also substance. We don't want anything

:56:09.:56:14.

too refined or fancy here. These are down to earth ingredients that cry

:56:15.:56:19.

out for the simple pleasures of an unpretentious white. Now

:56:20.:56:23.

traditional, understated European style white is best. Everything from

:56:24.:56:32.

Greek to this lovely Albarinho, but the best match comes from

:56:33.:56:36.

Mediterranean France and the old friend, specifically, the Cabrol

:56:37.:56:43.

Picpoul de Pinet Prestige 2012. The name Picpoul means lip stinger

:56:44.:56:51.

because of the grape's national acidity. So the wine is fresh, even

:56:52.:56:55.

in the fierce Mediterranean heat. When you smell this is smells like

:56:56.:57:01.

fresh herbs and glazed lemons, tieing in with the hake and the

:57:02.:57:08.

thyme and the seas purslane. It is fresh and credit Rick to compliment

:57:09.:57:13.

the fish and tying in with the cucumber. There is definitely a

:57:14.:57:19.

honey richness to temper the mustard kick and stand up to the potato

:57:20.:57:23.

salad and finally lovely savoury tones to work with the beautiful ham

:57:24.:57:29.

hock. So thank you for the ridiculousy tasty dish and here is a

:57:30.:57:34.

great-value white to wash it down in style! It certainly goes well. I

:57:35.:57:40.

have tried this. It is a great dish. And what do you think? It is a

:57:41.:57:44.

perfect marriage to it. It goes well with the fish. Not too heavy.

:57:45.:57:49.

Simple flavours. I think that the dish is amazing. Really good. Simple

:57:50.:57:55.

flavours, clean. The wine is a fantastic match.

:57:56.:58:00.

I agree! The honey cuts there Oh, the honey cuts through oh!

:58:01.:58:09.

LAUGHTER Right, let's get back to the main

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courses at the Great British Menu final judging. Daniel Clifford and

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Aiden Byrne are up next. So let's see how they got on! Next up is

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supercompetitive Tom Aikens, who has never cooked at the banquet. The

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judges' comments about the rabbit in the hat were not magical. Tom has

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had a rethink. Tom has come here to prove he can be

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in the top three. Can Tom get a third in the banquet

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with his newly named This Little Piggy Went To Market? Tom starts off

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plating up with his three different flavoured pork scratchings in

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bespoke comedy bags. Next up is the apple puree. Topped with granola.

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Then adding mashed potato and cabbage. Then grated chestnut and

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slices of pork. Topping the pork with apple and cider vinegar glaze

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and on the side a glass of cider. Wow! Well this is Tom's new dish,

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This Little Piggy Went To Market. Very beautiful-looking. The bag that

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the scratchings come in is very nice. A nice touch. I want to know

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how he got the crackling on the top like that? I amen chanted with it.

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The thing about it has gotten messy and now I #2350e8 like I have

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spoiled it. You are such a spoilsport. I like the forest idea,

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but it is not laugh out loud funny. I think it has a smile. Is a smile

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good enough? Next up and twice a finalist, representing Scotland is

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Michael Smith. He achieved a top-three placing with his fish

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dish. He is serving the playfully named I Love Kids but I Couldn't eat

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A Whole One! He starts to plate up with the salad and the yoghurt

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dressing and then couscous and hoping to raise a laugh, the wine in

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a wine skin. The filo parcels next, to be served with plan taken

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fritters and lime. The goat on toch the couscous and kidneys before

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being taken to the pass. APPLAUSE

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I hope he did it like last time. It is just divine. Could I have the

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Fez? Indeed. Rock on.

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I say. Look at that. This is the richest tagine. Ever! Lots of

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different textures. It is the most attractive looking food we have had

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today. So far, I think. This little samosa is with a floral flavour. It

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is wonderful and very crisps pastry. I think that the message, while

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going down the humour line, I understand it. It is important. If

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everyone is given a Fez it leads to great hilarity.

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Next up is Northern Ireland's Raymond McArdle. In the regionals,

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the venison was oversmoked and lacking humour. He created a new

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dish for today. The Happy Day's male is a venison burger with salsify and

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potato chips with a cheese fondue. Raymond starts with his cherry cola

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in a soda syphon. White the waiters are dressed as leprechauns. Then the

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brioche bun and salsify chips and topped with tomato ragu. Then the

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mushrooms and finally the cheese fond use in -- cheese fondue in a

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tube, served up in a take away bag. Core! Cheese. This is supposed to be

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cheese fondue This is not a normal chip, is it? Is it nearly raw

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parsnip chip? He has made a tomato ring out of jelly. How good was this

:02:45.:02:52.

Titanic dish? It was excellent. Could we bring it back. The burger

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is delicious, but where are the onions? Raw onions is what we need

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in here. Last up is the wild card. The

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returning competitor, Richard Bainbridge his which came first, the

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chicken or the egg dish was given a perfect execution. He is using a

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classic French technique. Richard starts his plate with his

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pilaf rice on a bed of crushed kiss tashows. Then on the Guinea fowl leg

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and the rainbow carrot. With Daniel basting the bladder, Richard plates

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up the onion and garnish. Finally he places the show-stopper element, the

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egg in a bed of hey. Just like before, boys.

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It's an alien! It's amazing! Hmm... What is that? What did we just see?

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Bladder. What? It is a classic way of cooking

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a chicken or poultry, you put it into a bladder. The rice is

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undercooked. But I think that the carrots are

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better than the last time. They are perfect. It is one of the things

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that the relationship with the elements are delicate and critical.

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If one breaks down, the dish does not bring home.

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Cooking complete, it is time to find out which three chefs are in

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contention for the top banquet. I think it is tight, but there will

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be happy chefs out there And some very unhappy ones.

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I'm sure you will all want to know who is still in there with a chance

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of cooking at the banquet. So, Oliver... In ninth place, it is,

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Raymond. In eighth place, it is Peter dts. In seventh place, it

:05:18.:05:25.

is... Colin? Sixthth place, it is... Tom. And then once again we have a

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tie near the top. Daniel, Richard, you are both in joint fourth

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position. That means Richard Bainbridge, Michael, Aiden, one of

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you will be cooking at the banquet. Well done.

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Next week you can see the chefs cooking the dessert courses again.

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Right it is time to answer some of your foodie questions. Each caller

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helps to decide what Greg is eating at the end of the show.

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First it is Janette for us. What is your question? I have four whole

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quails in the freezer. What is the best thing to do with them? I will

:06:19.:06:25.

take that. Spasm cock them. Cut them down, a little marinade, olive oil,

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honey, vinegar. Cook them under a grill.

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And also tandoory style spices. Just for the record, I would chop them up

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and fry them! What dish would you like to see, food heaven or food

:06:48.:06:53.

hell? Food heaven. Good. And Graham from Auve are, gne. Very

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nice. What question would you like to ask

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us? We have two fresh Dover soles, we would like ideas as to what to do

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with them. Magical. The best way is to roast

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them whole on the bone. Brown butter in the pan with it, really simple.

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Capers, some lemon. Just lightly dust it in flour. Take

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the fins off and oil first. Get it colouring. Feed in the butter and

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control the heat. So the secret is oil first, get the colour. Cook it

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in the oven and then do the French classic brown butter.

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Just for the record, I would chop it and fry it! What dish would you like

:07:53.:08:01.

to see? Food hell. Thank you! Susan, what is your

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question? I have a load of chestnuts. What can I do with them?

:08:08.:08:14.

Chestnuts? You could do roasted chestnuts. Slice them and put them

:08:15.:08:24.

in a salad. Sorry, mandolin? It is very sharp. Kitchens have them. Or

:08:25.:08:29.

cook them with chicken or veg stock and make a soup with it.

:08:30.:08:36.

Any advice for chestnuts? No, I don't know how to cook chestnuts,

:08:37.:08:41.

but I'm glad she's got a load of them! What dish would you like to

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see, food heaven or food hell? Food heaven.

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Right it is time for the omelette challenge. Who would you like to

:08:53.:08:57.

beat on the board, Allen? I would just like to get on the board.

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The usual rules apply. A three-egg omelette as fast as you can. I know

:09:04.:09:09.

you have practised this. Just a little last night.

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Well, you are doing it on The difference is that there on the Good

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Food show when you have it do it there are 1,000 people watching,

:09:27.:09:29.

here there are about 4 million watching! The clocks on the screens,

:09:30.:09:49.

three, two, one, go! He's practised! This is not going well, is it? We'll

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be on stage in a minute. You are 29 seconds, to beat.

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OK. I want it to resemble something like an omelette.

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It is looking a lot better than his! Really? ! Just for the record, I did

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eat his meal, it was delicious. Don't be put off by this.

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It has body to it. This one? I don't know.

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Am I in the bin? Right, Boy Band Ben... It was ten years ago.

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You get that. Tim, you have been practising? Yes,

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a lot of eggs. How many eggs? 19.

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You did 17.48 seconds. That puts you there! Steward's enquiry, that was

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two eggs. You have to come back again.

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But you're in good company. Listen... Bin? That is not a

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three-egg omelette! So, will Greg get his idea of food heaven? Lobster

:11:41.:11:45.

Thai curry with butter Basmati rice and coriander cress. Or food hell,

:11:46.:11:56.

deep fried egg yolk and smoked porcini.

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First, it is The Good Cook with Simon Hopkinson.

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It is hard not to be tempted by certain ingredients. I find all good

:12:14.:12:18.

cheese irresistible, but there is one blew cheese that is legendary.

:12:19.:12:24.

That cheese is Roquefort. It is unique and wonderful on its own,

:12:25.:12:29.

however it is lovely combined with sweet pears and bitter chicory

:12:30.:12:37.

leaves in this simple salad. Refreshing salad leafs in a bowl of

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iced water perks them up no end. Here I have a mixture of both red

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and the more common white chicory. You could use any bitter leaf, but

:12:52.:12:56.

for this salad I prefer to use this shape of chicory.

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Give them a nice fondle. Leaf them to soak in the iced water

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for ten minutes. Pour off the water and dry the

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leaves. I rather like the old fashioned

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salad shakers, but then I am an old fashioned sort of fellow. I'm sure

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if you have a spinner you will use that.

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Remember, Roquefort is salty. So for a nice contrast between the bitter

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leaves and cheese, use something sweet and fruity.

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Hmm, nice and fragrant. You cab not better the best combination. This is

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one of those. It is perfect. This is not a complicated salad. In fact it

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is more of an assembly. Arrange the chicory and handle the pear. Take a

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peeler, taking thin slivers of pear over the leaves.

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Crumble, crumble, it is just as much as you want or as little as you

:14:15.:14:19.

want. With me it is going to be fairly much.

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You want the salty lumps. Little explosions of saltiness and

:14:25.:14:29.

cheesiness. There we are. See, I have used it all. Lick your fingers.

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Finally, the finishing touches... Black pepper. Not too fine. It is

:14:41.:14:47.

nice to have little moments of it on your tongue while you are eating it.

:14:48.:14:53.

And some delicious walnut oil. No nuts, just the oil.

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It's a great salad, this. It seems an obvious thing to say, there is

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nothing wrong with it, otherwise I would not have made it, but there is

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something that is just very good about it. I can't think of anything

:15:08.:15:13.

nicer for lunch with a chum. A glass of fruity red wine. All is right

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with the world with this salad. Most of my favourite puddings come

:15:24.:15:30.

from childhood. None is more memorable than rice pudding. It is

:15:31.:15:34.

not to everybody's taste. Some have terrible memories of school rice

:15:35.:15:38.

pudding, but I will show you how to make it into a beautiful rice

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pudding. This is comfort food at its best. Especially when made in the

:15:46.:15:50.

most traditional way. Begin by preheating the oven to 150 degrees.

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Now measure out 40 grams of unsalted butter. There are fairly exact

:15:58.:16:02.

amounts in the pudding. I like to do it like this. Some may say you can

:16:03.:16:06.

throw it together, but the exactness of it, I think, it is important to

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the finished dish. So I will do it this way. Dead on. On to the stove.

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A low light. You will find pudding rice in the baking section of most

:16:18.:16:23.

supermarkets. Pour in golden caster sugar and

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season with a good pinch of salt. Stir it around. So all of the rice

:16:30.:16:36.

is coated. In a minute the butter separates from the sugar. That is

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done. In with the milk. All of that at the bottom you can

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feel it with your spoon, it is very crunchy. It has gone into lumps.

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This is intentional. As the milk warms through, that will melt the

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sugar away. It will all come together, don't buyer. Keep stirring

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until all of the sugar has dissolved and then pour in some double cream.

:17:07.:17:12.

A little vanilla make it is taste even better.

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Oh, go on, a drop more. Some like to put fruit in it like

:17:20.:17:26.

race yens and things like that. I like it plain. As children my

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brother and I turned into adding jam. My brother's was red and mine

:17:36.:17:46.

way pink. Now as this is coming to the boil there is no heat loss. This

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method ensures you get the nice even mass of rice and milk. Rice pudding

:17:53.:17:58.

and nutmeg go hand in hand. So be generous with it. Now bring it

:17:59.:18:02.

quietly to a simmer. Bake it in the oven for about an hour or maybe

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slightly more. Check on the pudding halfway

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through. It is still liquid. You can see the

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tarpaulin skin of mine doing its thing. It is smelling fantastic. I'm

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going to pop a little foil on the top. It will carry on cooking but

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not brown too much. Just rest it on the top.

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OK I think we are there. The moment of truth.

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It seems odd to say it melts in the mouth but the rice is so lovely and

:19:06.:19:13.

soft. It is a perfect pud, that's what it is.

:19:14.:19:21.

There is more from Simon on next week's show. It is that time to find

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out in the show if Greg is facing food heaven or food hell. Food

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heaven would be lobster. It would.

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This may be the second time you have tried it? Literally.

:19:33.:19:37.

Or it could be the monkfish. Fried with a Chinese sweet and sour

:19:38.:19:42.

sauce to go with it. I was going to ask these guys what they wanted but

:19:43.:19:49.

it did not really matter. It was 3-0.

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But to tell you, they chose monkfish. Both of them.

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Thanks, lads, not to be nasty! So, the guys are going to prepare this.

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Meanwhile, we are going to make the Thai curry piece.

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If you can chop the chillies. All of them? Yes.

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So, a hot lobster? Well, it well even out. We have the chillies, the

:20:22.:20:31.

ginger, the shallots, the garlic, the galangal. Of course you know of

:20:32.:20:42.

galangal? I love it! Smell it. It smells like... You gave it to me!

:20:43.:20:51.

I didn't tell you to eat it! Now the lemongrass. Want some? In with the

:20:52.:20:56.

garlic and the whole lot to be placed in a food processor. So all

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of that in there. Do I get to do something in You can

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put the lid on and blitz it. Cheers, James.

:21:07.:21:18.

Press on. Oh! Now we can feed in the chillies.

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I would love to feed in the chillies, thank you.

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Do I pour it in? Yes, keep it going. It is harder than it looks, this.

:21:32.:21:40.

That's it. Keep going. Honestly, I thought you had the

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easiest job in the world! You thought it was the easiest job in

:21:46.:21:51.

the world? ! It is harder than it looks, basic food processing! Keep

:21:52.:21:56.

it going. OK. I'm watching it. Look what

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happens if I don't... Keep your hand on it! As well as on tour, there is

:22:10.:22:14.

a DVD. There is a DVD. It is out on Monday.

:22:15.:22:22.

The Back of My Mum's Head. It is out now. My stand-up DVD.

:22:23.:22:30.

Have I done it well? Kind of. What do you mean? It smells lovely.

:22:31.:22:38.

Keep continuing to do this. We need a nice hot wok over here.

:22:39.:22:46.

The rice has gone in with cinnamon and cloves in there.

:22:47.:22:57.

Happy with that? Really happy. A lovely consistency.

:22:58.:23:02.

It is chunky but it will do. In with the oil. The lobster is being

:23:03.:23:07.

prepared. A couple of tablespoons. It is a bit thick. Chunky, but it

:23:08.:23:15.

will do. If in with the Kaffir limes. Smell

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it, don't eat it! Now with the spices.

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What are they? I was not listening. Palm sugar. Shaoxing. Tamarind and

:23:32.:23:43.

this stuff. Don't eat that. Oh, that is revolving! Yeah. Yeah.

:23:44.:23:52.

Is this anything to do with the meal? We have paprika, coriander.

:23:53.:24:00.

This is fish piece, fermented fish eggs.

:24:01.:24:03.

Don't put it in the meal. We have to eat that.

:24:04.:24:06.

Put a bit in there. I don't want any of that in there.

:24:07.:24:12.

It is punkent, but good stuff. It smells like unhappiness! Now the

:24:13.:24:23.

rice. Now a little tamarind. You can taste

:24:24.:24:28.

that if you want. I don't trust you after the fish

:24:29.:24:32.

thing. Now mix it together and then add the

:24:33.:24:38.

lobster once this comes to the boil. Chop a little coriander, please.

:24:39.:24:48.

Add some lime. The rice is finished off with butter.

:24:49.:24:53.

So this is an incredibly unhealthy dish, right? No, this is OK. A

:24:54.:24:58.

little butter to finish it off but this is OK.

:24:59.:25:02.

The lime juice. This is baby coriander. You can taste this.

:25:03.:25:07.

What is the difference? Just small coriander.

:25:08.:25:09.

Just small. Right.

:25:10.:25:15.

Definitely coriander. Lovely. Delicious.

:25:16.:25:20.

Right now the lobster. At this point.

:25:21.:25:25.

This is raw? No, this is cooked. If it was raw, the lobster would be

:25:26.:25:32.

blew. If you can decorate the lobster on the slate, that would be

:25:33.:25:36.

good. Ready for the rice? Yes in a second.

:25:37.:25:42.

Now the lobster. That goes in. This is great. Thai is my favourite

:25:43.:25:46.

food. So fresh coriander. You make a nice

:25:47.:25:54.

green curry, don't you? Well, I have cooked one meal in my entire life,

:25:55.:25:58.

it was a green curry. Was it nice? It was nice, I think!

:25:59.:26:04.

Well the secret is with this, is once the lobster is in add a bit of

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salt. Is this a dish you have cooked

:26:15.:26:16.

before. No, I am making it up.

:26:17.:26:21.

It is a bit odd. Is it spicy? Yep! You can reduce the

:26:22.:26:28.

chillies down if you want. It is not that fish mon strosity

:26:29.:26:35.

coming back at you? No, it is just a bit warm. You like hot curries? No,

:26:36.:26:50.

is despise them! This is pretty hot! Right so, what is the DVD called,

:26:51.:26:58.

then? It is called The Back of My Mum's Head. Thank you for asking. It

:26:59.:27:02.

is out now. Where next? Nottingham and then all

:27:03.:27:08.

over the shop. Back to London for a week at Christmas.

:27:09.:27:13.

So, the fragrant rice, lobster curry with a bit of lime. You may need

:27:14.:27:20.

this to cool you down. It is a bit hot.

:27:21.:27:23.

I'm a bit worried if you are saying it is hot. It is definitely spicy.

:27:24.:27:28.

It is proper hot. Now a little coriander to cool it

:27:29.:27:41.

down a little bit. Am I eating it now? Just with my

:27:42.:27:48.

fingers? I'll just slam my face into it! I warn you, it is hot.

:27:49.:27:57.

It looks lovely. How hot is it? Hot. And to go with this we have a Cono

:27:58.:28:02.

Sur Bicicleta Viognier 2012. Widely available, priced at ?7. 50.

:28:03.:28:09.

Oh, it is hot all right! It is delicious.

:28:10.:28:15.

Thank you. As I asked for it, a vase of wine!

:28:16.:28:25.

It is a bit warm. Those chillies are hotter than rehearsal! It has got a

:28:26.:28:33.

kick. Hey, look, it can't always goo smoothly. These guys nailed their

:28:34.:28:38.

meals! Half of the chillies next time. I have been stitched up by the

:28:39.:28:44.

girls over there! Well that's all from us today on Saturday Kitchen

:28:45.:28:47.

Live. Thanks to Ben Tish, Tim Allen and Greg Davies. Cheers to Peter

:28:48.:28:50.

Richards for the wine choices! All of today's recipes are on the

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website at: bbc.co.uk/saturdaykitchen. You can

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