Episode 3 Young, Rich and House Hunting


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Up and down the country, super rich teens and twentysomethings

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are snapping up the hottest properties money can buy.

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This is where the mistress will be.

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You could hide your lover in here, when your husband gets home.

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'How To Be A Property Millionaire.' I like to read that.

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Unless you've got a trust fund, or being bankrolled by Mum and Dad...

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Some people work all life to become a millionaire. I adopted it.

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..the average first-time buyer now reaches a whopping 38 years old...

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-38? Bloody hell!

-You're joking?!

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..as Britain's youth are in danger of becoming a generation who can't afford to buy their own homes.

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This series follows some of the UK's most affluent young people...

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I don't actually care about this money I'm making.

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80 bottles of Dom Perignon, a couple of bottles of Cristal. Standard weekend.

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I'll make 100 times as much in about ten years' time.

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..as they hunt for their perfect pads...

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Yeah, this is a bit amazing.

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-Oh, I love this!

-Oh, my God.

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And there's a walk-in wardrobe!

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..and go on a serious spending spree.

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That's definitely the theme I'm going for. £700 is a good bargain.

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It's going to be extortionate.

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This one is £420,000.

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£799,950.

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On the market for about two and a quarter million.

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There is no question - I've become obsessed with property.

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We got it, yeah! Oh, my God!

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In tonight's show, we follow four rich, young gents

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as their house-hunting dreams turn to nightmares.

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Well, what an incredibly horrendous place.

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Two 18-year-old public schoolboys have a hundred grand to find a dream flat, but not all dreams come true.

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I'm not so sure about the graffiti.

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A 24-year-old with £1m seeks a boutique eco-home.

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-A lot of red brick. Looks very councily.

-Yeah, it does.

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And a 22-year-old is gifted a £350,000 apartment...

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and a flatmate from hell.

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I need to talk to you about getting a drum kit.

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No... Absolutely not.

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Public schoolboys Johnny and Kieran are best mates.

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They met at Winchester College, one of Britain's most exclusive boarding schools.

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OK, OK, wait. I'm Kieran. I'm 18 years old.

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My name's Johnny.

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Wait your turn.

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My name's Johnny. I'm 18 years old.

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Hi, I'm Kieran. I'm 18 years old.

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These teenagers want to buy a flat in London, and luckily, their parents are giving them a helping hand.

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Our parents are giving us £50,000 each, for a deposit.

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We're looking for quite a nice flat, which we could perhaps later sell on

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in about five, six, seven, eight years' time.

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Yeah.

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As long as we still say friends.

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And they can have something nice with their massive budget of £600,000.

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-Do you have a preference whether it's that way or this?

-I would prefer this area.

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Johnny wants to live in affluent West London.

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Kieran is more interested in the fashionable East End.

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Kieran's got this idea that he wants to live in a trendy neighbourhood,

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with trendy people wearing, like, dark, skinny jeans.

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I mean, I wear quite skinny jeans.

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I like that look. It's interesting.

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The boys will need a mortgage. No problem for Johnny, an aspiring model.

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Just got back from New York Fashion Week. What can I say? Four grand up.

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I need my first campaign, because once I get that, it all kicks off.

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But it might be more difficult for wannabe rock star Kieran.

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I'm taking a gap year, but I'm in a band and so, we're dong stuff, like, in London.

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My parents, um, are happy with, like, me moving out. It's like an independent move.

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'My dad's quite happy about it,'

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cos I'm moving out and he wants me to grow up and, well, become a man.

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CHEERING AND SHOUTING

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In leafy Wimbledon, South London, lives Josh.

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'Hi, I'm Josh. I'm 22,'

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and I'm about to move out for the first time.

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His parents are successful property investors and he's learning the business, working as an estate agent.

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I could quite easily not work, but I don't want to that.

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You know, for me, it's a sense of self-achievement.

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He's independent in every way, except he still chooses

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to live with Mum and Dad.

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He doesn't even pick a leaf up in my massive garden, do you?

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That's cos, you know, I've said before we should get a gardener. Right?

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Josh occupies the entire top floor of their £2m house, but he's desperate to leave home.

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It cannot come soon enough, basically. I'm sure my parents won't say that.

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-Their only child. Goodness me.

-He thinks he wants independence. You've got independence.

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No, I do, but it's monitored independence.

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-No, what he wants is a little bit of pain, isn't it?

-Yeah.

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-You know?

-Yeah. I do.

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It's like, you know, we've given him everything, except poverty.

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He's got a phenomenal deal.

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The other this is, what's quite interesting - a lot of his friends,

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that he respects hugely, they all say the same thing to him.

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"You must be mad to want to move out".

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At 22, he already owns a house worth £500,000.

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It's a great purchase. Good first-time buy, as they say.

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But his house is rented out, so Josh is stuck at home - until now.

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There'll be no house hunting for him, because his parents will give him a two-bed flat, worth £350,000.

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He can finally move out and have the independence he craves.

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My parents have a portfolio of properties, which they're going

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to hand over bit by bit to me - and this will be one of them.

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This is the first place out of home that I'll be living by myself.

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Um, quite exciting, as I'm sure you can imagine.

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And it's time to catch up with 24-year-old Zeno, one of London's richest young men.

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I feel like I'm going to dance in the club tonight.

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My name is Madam Voo Voo Gabor.

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I am Zeno. I am 24 years old.

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I'm looking for an eco-house and my budget is around £1m.

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Zeno comes from a family of renowned environmentalists and he, too,

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wants to continue saving the planet by buying an eco-friendly house.

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I'd like to be able to have an eco-house. It is a sense of that I'm giving back to the Earth.

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Previously, he started his eco-house hunt looking at a £2.25m pad.

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What is that smell you're smelling? It drives me wild.

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-That's probably the off gassing from some paint.

-Oh.

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It was a home fit for a king - a Lion King.

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ZULU-ESQUE CALL

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You feel that your spirits can soar here.

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But that was too expensive, even for Zeno.

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So he tried out another house, on for a mere £1m.

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Let's see how much noise comes in.

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Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

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But days of searching failed to enlighten Zeno,

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leaving him and his chi to continue their journey of discovery.

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Today, 18-year-old Johnny and Kieran start their house hunt...

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but can't agree on whether to buy

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-in affluent West London, which Johnny favours...

-It's 950.

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It's very expensive.

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..or trendy East London, Kieran's preference.

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I mean, you don't want to buy this. It looks like a council estate.

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-It is a council estate.

-It is a council estate.

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We haven't actually consulted any banks or any firms for mortgages.

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I know the deposit has to be something like 15%.

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Most first-time buyers have a deposit of just under £19,000.

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These boys have five times that, thanks to the Bank of Mum & Dad.

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If we have a deposit of £100,000, I think we can get a flat for about £600,000.

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But when the bank or building society ask me about my income, and ask you, Kieran,

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about your income, I don't even know what we're going to say.

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Johnny gets paid handsomely for modelling, but Kieran is a struggling musician.

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Just remind me, how much do you get paid for your gigs?

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like this coming up on the 15th, how much are you getting for that, do you reckon?

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Um, I don't know, actually. It could be, like, between 200 and 300.

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What other part-time job were you thinking of getting?

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-I know we've been talking about this.

-Yeah, we only just talked about it today.

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-Yeah.

-A passing comment.

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Yeah, but you need a job, or else it's not going to work.

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This place would be amazing.

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Four and a half million.

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Ha-ha! You're so crazy.

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-Look at that.

-Yeah, but can we actually try and do something productive here?

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Like checking himself out on the Milan catwalk(?)

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When I look at these videos, I like looking at the people on the front row.

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I like looking at their faces, as I walk past.

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And look at that good-looking girl.

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Watch her gaze follow me, as I walk past. Look, look, look, look, look.

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It's all a bit of a joke, really.

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While Johnny and Kieran's house hunt has a long way to go,

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in Wimbledon, 22-year-old Josh has it handed to him on a plate.

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His parents have given him his first flat, and he's moving in best mate Harry.

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-This is great.

-Yeah.

-This is going to be cool.

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It is, exactly. This is my room, by the way.

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Just thought I'd let you know. En suite.

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-The question that we've got to ask is, where's the sofa going to go?

-Got room for a desk in here?

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-A desk?

-Yeah, I want a desk.

-For what?

-We need an office.

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OK, in that case, we can put the desk there.

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Or move the sofa and put it there.

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It's going to turn into a very rock and roll flat.

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-It is going to turn into a very rock and roll flat.

-We'll have the walls guitar clad.

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-Yep.

-Albums, speakers - left, right and centre.

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The average amount first-time buyers spend on their property is £152,000.

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Josh's new place costs around £350,000, but he didn't have to search for it or part with a penny.

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Is this my flat? Yeah, it is my flat.

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It's my parents', truthfully, but it's going to be my flat.

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So there is a lot of pressure on me not to, not to mess it up and to man the fort, as it were.

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-The only way is up.

-Exactly. It's a win-win situation.

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Well, that's what I like to think, anyway.

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We'll see how that pans out.

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With the decor sorted, best mate Harry is getting his feet right under the table.

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-Poker night's a good idea.

-Yeah.

-Cleaning night is essential.

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Probably be Tuesday or Wednesday. What else do we need?

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-Party night.

-Party, yeah. We'll have some good parties.

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-I need to talk to you

-about getting a drum kit in there.

-No.

-What do you mean?

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-Absolutely not.

-Why not?

-You want to get a drum kit in a flat?

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-Yeah. Why not? Wooden floors, mate. Sound great.

-Wooden floors?

-Yeah.

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Along with the apartment, it looks like Josh might inherit a noisy flatmate.

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In West London, teenagers Johnny and Kieran haven't begun to think

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about living arrangements, but they have got their very first viewing.

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Not that that's motivated them to leave on time.

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-Hi, Ray, it's Kieran and Johnny.

-Hi, Ray, how are you?

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-Um, we're going to be a little bit late, I think.

-We're in a cab now.

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All right. Take care. Bye.

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Kieran has got his way and the search is starting across town, in funky East London.

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-We haven't gone round a house before.

-And we don't need to.

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I'm sure it's pretty simple.

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-Just go round.

-I know.

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The property looks quite nice and it's the sort of thing we are

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looking for, so it does have potential.

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But when they arrive, Johnny's fears awaken.

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We're surrounded by council.

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Look, Kieran, honestly, mate.

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Walking through that green at night, you're going to be, like, chopped up into pieces.

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They're new to house hunting, and the £370,000,

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two-bed, riverside development is just as rough around the edges.

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And this is the main bedroom, which has an en suite shower room

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and also will have a built-in wardrobe here, as well.

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Where's the bed going? It'll all be quite small.

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-Think about how long a bed is.

-It's designed to fit a double.

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The room next door is designed to be able to fit a bed

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and a couple of bedside table and they've built in storage, as well.

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It's bijou, unfinished and expensive, but Kieran loves the East End.

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I really like this bit. I like the coffee shops and the bike shop,

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and the restaurant's going to be here.

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It's a nice canal.

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-I don't know. We'll have to see.

-I'm not so sure about the graffiti.

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I guess it'll have to do.

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The area doesn't impress Johnny, so they move on to a second flat, in Arnold Circus, Shoreditch.

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But in London, even a deposit of £100,000 will sometimes only get you

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a near-£500,000 ex-council flat.

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Oh, yes.

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You see, yeah. It's nice.

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This one is 470.

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At least it's three bedrooms, so they could rent one out.

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No, yeah. Look at this place.

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Just look around. Looks like it will be great for parties, as well.

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I really like it. And I really like the kitchen and dining room.

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After only two viewings, they give up, to focus on flatmate potential.

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We want them young, we want them blonde and skinny.

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Students looking for accommodation.

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-Art students.

-Yeah.

-There'll be art students around here.

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And we'll get them, um... Yeah, we'll look.

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We'll get girls to come in, like a casting, and then we decide who we take on.

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Even with a massive million pound budget, Zeno has failed to find his perfect eco-house.

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So he heads home for some of Mother's advice.

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Are you considering any of them seriously?

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I'm thinking maybe spend the money that I have, half of it on buying a house, half of it on doing it up.

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-Yeah.

-I'd be giving to the environment, using money that I have in a way that's helping the world,

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instead of just thinking "Wow, I'm going to be having one cool pimping place to have".

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Isn't there a place down in Hammersmith somewhere where they're doing some eco-housing?

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But they're built around a square, and then you share the square and that's sort of made into allotments

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that's producing its own and not taking up resources.

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Get some people who are like-minded and share in the project also.

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I think that'd be, I think that would be incredibly fulfilling and enjoyable.

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So urban community, but private,

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sort of, a low impact.

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Yeah, I mean, actually make something. That'd be great.

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I'd feel like it'd be my baby.

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-I'd give birth to it.

-Yeah.

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His mother's idea of communal living gives him plenty of food for thought.

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Josh doesn't need his parents' advice, but he does require furniture for the flat that they've given him.

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For once, he has to dig into his own pockets.

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The budget ideally was ten grand, but I can see that disappearing very quickly.

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One of the TVs is five grand, half the budget.

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This would be quite good and this is a hell of a lot cheaper, as well.

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Those glasses... You just look like an absolute tool. No way.

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This one is, yeah. Basically, I'm moving into a new flat

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and I need to get... I want to hook it up with sounds.

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-OK, so you want, like, a cinema home system.

-Bingo. So that's 250,

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including the cables, that's nearly 500, basically about 500 quid.

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So you can hook up to your TV. Can I hook it up to my iMac?

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800 quid on just surround sound system is quite a lot.

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I'd be happy to spend 400 quid on that.

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I'll need financial advice by the end of this.

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Crazy.

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Three weeks in, and Johnny and Kieran are still searching for a flat, but today is starting slowly.

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London has many distractions and they've had a heavy night.

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We're really hungover. I'm all right. Aaahh.

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Mummy.

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-Full English breakfast...please.

-Shall I get some coffee?

-Yeah.

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Luckily, Johnny's parents have a maid, Flory, on tap to serve them.

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We were wondering if me and Johnny could get some coffee, please?

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Two coffees for me and Johnny.

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-OK.

-Thank you.

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When they have their own flat, life will be very different.

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I think when I move out, I'll probably miss

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the cooking, definitely. The food and the cooking.

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Because, right now I've got, my parents have, at least two maids, and they always cook for us.

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-I think food will be a bit of a challenge for us.

-Yeah, no, it's not.

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The boys haven't bothered to set up any more viewings, so Johnny makes an effort

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to reinvigorate the search with a walk around his neck of the woods.

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Here, it's just quite a nice, sort of, quiet and safe neighbourhood.

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If you look at this woman there, she seems like a very nice woman.

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She doesn't seem like she'd harm anyone.

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And she has a very nice car.

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The average price of property in Chelsea is a massive £2m.

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Ooh. Look at that Audi. It's so buff.

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Plush homeowners like expensive cars.

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The boys spot one worth £100,000 - the same amount as their deposit - and stop to grill the owner.

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Do you reckon we could find a flat around here, about 850 square feet,

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for £550,000? There's no such thing around here? 600, maybe?

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Minimum is about £1,000 a foot. You're probably better off going for, like, just fringy parts.

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-This is prime.

-Yeah.

-Definitely sub prime.

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Swanky Chelsea might be Johnny's parents' patch, but £600,000 buys nothing here.

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Kieran might just get his East End dream.

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Zeno's dream house doesn't seem to exist in London, so he and flatmate Harry are heading out of town.

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I think it would be nice to be in the fresh air, the countryside and see the country bumpkins,

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those country ladies and people cleaning out the yard, the pigsties and stuff.

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They're visiting a commune in Surrey, where the flats are a mere quarter of his million-pound budget.

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What an incredibly horrendous place.

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The development is an attempt to create a community

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that lives in harmony with itself and Mother Nature.

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-Could you see yourself living here?

-It's not very much of a charming area.

-No.

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-Never judge a book by its front cover.

-I'm afraid I am,

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in this case. It's a bit bleak, isn't it?

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It is quite bleak. I'm not sure about this, this red brick.

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-It looks very councily, doesn't it?

-Yeah, it does.

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What have they done below? It's like somebody is schizophrenic.

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Jenny will guide Zeno around this sustainable suburb.

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I think that it's very nice on top.

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I'm not too sure about the bottom part. It looks slightly councily.

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-Some things appeal to some people and not to others.

-Mmm, yes.

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You sound like you've got tap shoes on.

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Dance with you, baby.

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I feel that inside, the inside's just cheaply done.

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It's just... plywood.

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The interior might not be to his taste, but outside is much more appetising.

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-Oh, my God. You can grow your own carrots and beetroot.

-Yep.

-May I?

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-Are you going to pull a carrot out?

-Yeah.

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OK.

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Um...

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I like the delightful aftertaste of dirt.

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-Delicious.

-Is it delicious?

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Yes. It is.

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The idea is absolutely beautiful.

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'I like it. It's incredibly communal and the philosophy'

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that is infused within it is very inspirational.

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I think, if I could buy a large warehouse and do it up somewhere in Central London, make it a bit

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more luxurious, so it's not as cheap looking inside, that would be fantastic.

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The reality is, communal living doesn't involve five-star luxury.

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Johnny and Kieran have viewed two properties in East London.

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Today, they're viewing their first in West London's Bayswater.

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This time they're early, but the agent isn't.

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Does he want us to buy the house, yes or no?

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Does he want his commission, yes or no?

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-Johnny, do you want to go to the pub?

-Yeah, I think we should.

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At £725,000, this two-bedroom flat is over budget

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and almost the combined price of both places they've seen so far.

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-Hello, there.

-Oh, hi, how are you?

-I'm Martin.

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-Nice to meet you. I'm Johnny.

-Hello.

-Kieran.

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So, in we go.

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This one's been nicely refurbished.

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You've got walnut floors, good double glazing here.

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Quite like the doors.

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The good thing about sliding doors is they don't take up so much space.

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If you've got ones that swing and arc, then you can't put any furniture in the way.

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Good. Shall we have a look at the reception space?

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Yep. Best move on from the room where conventional doors don't fit.

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So, here we come to the reception. Lovely ceiling height.

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-Sorry, how much is this?

-That's £725,000.

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Comes with a share of the freehold. Long lease.

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I quite like the kitchen. I always look at kitchens.

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It's kind of still part of your entertaining space, but you can make it separate, by just...

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-..closing the doors.

-I don't like it separate. I might have to rip that door off.

-Really?

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The viewing is a disappointment.

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(This place is too weird. The layout is like a miniature pad.)

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But rather than knuckle down and continue searching for their dream flat,

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Johnny heads off for more modelling work, while Kieran hits the pub.

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Me and Johnny both didn't like it.

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It was just a bit too strange, the layout and everything.

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Um, and we prefer the Arnold Circus place.

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We'll probably go back and look at Arnold Circus and talk to our parents about it,

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but I've got other things to do, like the band and travelling.

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I have to sort out all that stuff.

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So, house hunting, like,

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comes somewhere in between all those things.

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While the boys' social life is stalling their progress, Josh's domestic life is affecting his.

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Well, basically, we've got a major hiccup that's happened.

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My parents don't want us moving in.

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They've just done a 180 on us and don't want us to go ahead with it,

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which has left us in a bit of... which has left us in limbo.

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Last night, his parents pulled the plug on the boys' party pad.

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I didn't want my fabulously, expensively, restored property to be trashed by these two.

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-That's the bottom line.

-We typed up a whole proposal, you know.

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A lot of effort went into the whole thing.

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Harry brought out this piece of paper. I just fell about laughing.

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I mean, it's just difficult to keep a straight face.

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The realisation of me actually suddenly, you know, growing up,

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I mean for them, especially being an only child, I think they just found it hard to accept.

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That's total rubbish, because I said to him if he wants to leave home,

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the idea of, you know...he doesn't do anything around the house.

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He doesn't give any kind of... I wouldn't miss it.

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My sort of paternal instincts are, as long as he was within a short reach, then fine.

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But under the same roof. Forget it.

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His bloody music tastes are atrocious.

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Without Daddy's money or flat, Josh needs to decide whether he can afford to rent privately.

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Gutted. Absolutely gutted about the situation.

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It's a shame, but as we said last night after the meeting, you know,

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it might, in a kind of a strange way, it might be a good thing.

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Yeah. It could be a blessing in disguise.

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CLASSICAL MUSIC PIANO RECORDING PLAYS

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Zeno's house hunting is also reaching breaking point.

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He's flipped from wanting luxury eco to communal living, but still hasn't found satisfaction.

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So mate Harry organises for friends to come over to help take Zeno's mind off the search.

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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

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But it doesn't work.

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I'm thinking of buying a big warehouse and doing it up

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-and having people to be able to live in it.

-A Buddhist commune.

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-Squatters.

-Yeah, squatters, exactly.

-Maybe you guys could join me.

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The following morning, Zeno clears his mind and has an epiphany about his future.

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'There's lots of distractions in London.

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'Parties...beautiful women.'

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One hardly has time to listen to oneself.

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There's a place in France, led by a Vietnamese Buddhist monk.

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I'm going over there and shall be meditating for a few months.

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The property search will be on hold.

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My sense of mind when I come back will definitely affect where I buy

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my house, where I shall be and how I shall live.

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Zeno's environmental flat hunt is put on hold,

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but at least he can offset his carbon emissions on the flight to France.

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Johnny and Kieran are going nowhere - and neither is their house hunting.

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When are we going to get this house?

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We were talking about just staying in uni, like, in halls, for the first year.

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Despite their parents' generous £100,000 deposit,

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their busy lifestyles mean neither is in the frame of mind to buy just yet.

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-The house buying has been on the back burner. I know you've had a lot of modelling as well.

-Yeah.

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It's been quiet over Christmas. Now I'm doing a lot. Going to Milan on Monday. So, yeah, quite busy.

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Then I'm going to St Anton in, like, two weeks. The band stuff's got pretty serious recently.

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When I get back from South America, we'll start recording.

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It all points in one direction.

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-I think we should just forget the idea for this year.

-It's over.

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It's over. It's been nice knowing you.

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Josh's plans to fly the nest have been scuppered by Mum and Dad, so he's done what every good son does.

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He's moved back home.

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For the time being, this is a pretty damned good option. I'm psychologically moving back in.

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Um, well, not moving back in. I'm psychologically moving, and so this is like,

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it's almost kind of coming to a new place, cos I'm seeing it in a new light, if you know what I mean.

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Um, now, on that basis, on that fact, I've actually

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got a bottle of champagne, which I'm now going to open, to celebrate me moving back in.

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Cheers. To the joys of moving...moving house.

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God, that is absolutely awful!

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Happy housewarming, Josh. Brilliant.

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Just goes to show - money can't buy you happiness.

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And it can't always buy you a house.

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Next time, we meet 19-year-old student Guy,

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who's got 400 grand cash to splash,

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but can't bear conventional living.

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-I just want to paint the walls black.

-You can't have your living room in black.

-I can.

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18-year-old Amelia has a massive 600 grand cash budget for her very first home.

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Ideally, we'll buy it tomorrow. When you go to school, we have a house. I go to Thailand, we have a house.

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Go skiing, have a house. It would be great.

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-And 25-year-old WAG Jess...

-Massive!

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..goes shopping for a second home with £2m spending money.

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I want stables for the horses, a pen for the horses,

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and they're like, "Where's your horses?"

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