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CLOCK BELLS CHIME

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PERSON WHISTLES "MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'M A LONDONER"

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Oh, good evening.

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When you're a copper, you get a view of people in all walks of life.

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The criminal population isn't confined to one section.

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When you get to the bottom of a case you can get a Dickens of a surprise.

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-You little rat!

-You can't do that.

-Can't I?

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I came here with the intention of helping you.

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You're young and I don't like to see coppers in trouble.

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But you're not worth it.

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You cheated Murray. You're nothing but a dirty cheap little swindler.

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-Come on. We'll go and talk to the Inspector.

-I've committed no crime.

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You're the criminal. Busting in, accusing me of being a crook.

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-I could arrest you.

-Try it.

-I wouldn't soil my hands.

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Let's talk to the Inspector. He'll find out, then it'll be curtains.

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He might give you another chance if you own up.

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That bookie don't deserve his money. You can't claim for gambling debts.

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"Alderman F Mayhew.

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"From his many friends on the Dock Green Council."

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The break-ins.

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-You!

-Look, Mr Dixon. I can explain that.

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You used your uniform for this?

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I had to have money, see? I did it the first time as a lark.

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-Nobody suspected a copper...

-Shut up! Tell me at the station.

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There's nothing worse than a rotten copper. Nothing!

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It's the lowest thing that crawls on God's earth.

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Take off that uniform. Take it off!

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And put on something different.

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Then I'll arrest you.

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I'm taking you in, Carr, but not in that tunic.

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That was the only bad copper I ever met.

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We're not angels, and they say you get a bad apple in every barrel.

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The papers print a page about one bad policeman and never mention the thousands who do their job honestly.

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When we find a bad'un, we're down on him like a ton of bricks.

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I've got be on my way. See you next week. Ta-ta.

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PERSON WHISTLES "MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'M A LONDONER"

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THEME TUNE PLAYS

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BRAKES SCREECH

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SIRENS BLARE

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Well, go on!

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Do to me what I did to him!

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Go on!

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Why don't you?

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Your kids are a bit upset.

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-What the matter with them?

-Missing their old dad.

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Still, they'll have plenty of time to get used to it.

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What about the gun? What do you have in mind for it?

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-Look, I was just minding it for someone.

-Some you met in a pub?

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It's always the same, i'nit?

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What about these?

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If you want a deal,

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start sticking up some answers, the sort I want to hear.

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Otherwise, you're not going to see your family for a long, long time.

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Can we have a deal?

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Depends on what you're giving.

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The shooter drops right out.

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My guv'nor might agree, if you come up with something worthwhile.

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I don't know nothing about Walthamstow.

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They deserve nicking, do that guard? No.

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But if you're interested in Jack Lynn,

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if he's out there, I can probably find out what he's having.

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You'll be out before I get a result.

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I can't 'ave it away. I've got me family.

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I can't take me wife and kids on the trot!

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I believe you, Clifford. I'm a trusting soul.

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But it's down to my guv'nor.

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As a gesture of faith, you'd better put up the gun dealer.

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There's a greengrocer in Finsbury Park named Wally Marks.

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He does a bit of dabbling on the side.

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All right?

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THEME TUNE PLAYS

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Clark?

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-Yes, sir.

-How did it go?

-All right.

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-I'll interview and charge him this morning.

-Good.

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-Why were we called in?

-The Police Complaints Authority wanted us.

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-How did the PCA know at 2am?

-I told them.

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-Morning, Clark.

-Morning, sir.

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David, um...

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Mr Squeaky bloody Clean! Mr...

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Mr Graves?

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Mr Bloody Keen Machine rang the PCA at 2am to volunteer us for that job!

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At if there isn't enough proper CIB stuff!

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-What the bloody hell is all this?

-Bloody Argyl Street, guv.

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Questionable expenses, overtime scams.

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There's over 100 bloody officers. Thousands of notebooks.

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-Custody records, accident reports.

-Who's doing it?

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Whoever finishes first.

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Right, the Lindsay case. Leave no stone unturned.

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My thoughts entirely, guv.

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My name is Sam Tyler. I had an accident and I woke up in 1973.

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Am I mad? In a coma? Or back in time?

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It's like I've landed on a different planet.

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Maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home.

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Anything happens to this motor and I stamp on all your toys. Got it?

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Good kids.

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Hello, love. CID.

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We're looking for this woman.

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Approximately five foot two, curly brown hair, hazel eyes,

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fake topaz necklace.

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We're looking for a short skinny bird, wears a big coat, lots of gob.

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Excellent work, ladies and gentlemen.

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COINS JANGLE

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THEME TUNE PLAYS

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NATIONAL ANTHEM COMES TO A CLOSE

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Oh, God love us! Sit down!

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It's a mark of respect, i'nit?

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It's your national anthem, you great hairy nellie!

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-You've got to stand.

-Don't be daft, Dad.

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It ain't daft, you ignorant little...

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-It's a mark of respect to 'er.

-And 'im!

-Her Majesty!

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It's what you stand for, out of respect to 'er!

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-And 'im as well.

-That's what you stand for.

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-You stand for 'im, too.

-I mean, look...

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She is your monarch, isn't she? Head of your state, your sovereign.

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-That's what you're standing for.

-He's got to be stood for, too.

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You're supposed to stand for any of royalty.

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Not in front of your television set in your own home!

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That's carrying patriotism a bit far.

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Listen, you traitorous Scouse git!

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I got a bit of respect for Her Majesty.

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She has to have her Christmas dinner late cos of that speech.

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-She has to go up to the BBC...

-They keep it warm for her, though.

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-She has to go up to the BBC...

-They put it in the oven for her.

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-Go up to the studio...

-He'd see to that.

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-She has to go...

-He'd make sure it was kept hot.

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Shut up, you silly moo!

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THEME TUNE PLAYS

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-Crackers?

-Crackers!

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C-rackers!

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# Dun-ta-da! #

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-Good God!

-None of your shop-bought rubbish.

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There's a trick with these.

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They're perfectly sound except they do not go bang. And...

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-BOTH: Bang!

-You're crackers.

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Come on, Jerry. One, two, three...

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BOTH: Bang!

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Come on, Margo. One, two, three.

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-Bang!

-Oh, come on, Margo.

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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. One, two, three...

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Crack.

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Not "bang"?

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No. I see "crack" as a more pertinent word.

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-It is the stem of cracker.

-You can't argue with that.

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What have you all got?

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The inside of a roll of lavatory paper.

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-Inside that!

-Oh, yes.

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Wellington or Nelson?

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All the nice girls love a sailor. You'd better be Nelson!

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Mind you, there's something about a soldier!

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Read your motto.

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TOM LAUGHS

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JERRY LAUGHS

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BARBARA LAUGHS

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-You said they were clean.

-Come on, Margo! Get your hat on!

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But this is the Daily Mirror.

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I am terribly sorry, Margo. Please, have the Telegraph.

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Now, then. My motto.

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"The ooh-aah bird is so called because it lays square eggs."

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I don't understand that.

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THEME TUNE PLAYS

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# Stick a pony in me pocket

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# I'll fetch the suitcase from the van

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# Cos if you want the best-uns But you don't ask questions

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# Then, brother, I'm your man

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# Cos where it all comes from is a mystery

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# It's like the changing of the seasons and the tides of the sea

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# But here's the one that's driving me berserk

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# Why do only fools and horses work?

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# La-la la la

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# La-la la la la.... #

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-ON TV:

-'Just touching the cone.

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'And also, just touching the plane.

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'The two points where the spheres touch the plane...'

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That is where our future lies, Rodney.

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Secondhand motors. This time next year, we'll be millionaires.

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I dreamed I was drowning last night.

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The way I see it is the government has to ban the import of foreign cars to save our own car industry.

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The unions won't stand for that. It smacks of racialism.

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-They'll go on strike. You won't be able to buy a new car for love nor money.

-No?

-No.

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That is it, Rodney. Britain's future lies in the secondhand car game.

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What did you say? You dreamed that you were drowning?

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You trying to tell us that last night you wet the bed?

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# Ooh, gotta get up, gotta get out

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# Grab the world by the throat and shout

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# Gotta find it, get us a share

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# Making bread out of nothing but air

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# Riding high, then hitting the ground

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# Catching the penny but missing the pound

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# Doesn't matter cos we'll soon turn it around

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# Soon as we get home B-b-bread

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# We make it and we take it home B-b-bread

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# And nothing's gonna break it, home

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# We'll keep it in the family

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# We'll be right at home. #

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Prayers.

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I don't see why we have to have prayers.

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We're thanking God for what we are about to receive.

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We earned the money to buy the food. I went to fetch it. You cooked it.

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-What's God got to do with it?

-Close your eyes, Jack.

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We thank thee God for giving us the skill

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to earn the money to buy the food.

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For giving our Jack the strength to carry it from the market.

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For giving me the will to cook it.

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And for giving us all a gob to eat it.

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Send us good health, good heart and good thoughts. Amen.

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But please don't send us any more tomatoes!

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OK, so I got paid in tomatoes!

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-We don't all have your luck.

-Not luck, sunshine. Skill.

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It doesn't matter what you bring as long as you bring something.

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THEME TUNE PLAYS

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Here we go.

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-Spudgun, one potato or two?

-Two, please.

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No. One.

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No, two.

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No. One.

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-OK. One.

-All right. That's better.

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Changed my mind. None.

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Excuse fingers.

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And help yourself to sprouts.

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-Oh, no! Not sprouts?

-Sprouts? So it IS Christmas, then?

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Now, then! Who likes stuffing?

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Oh. No-one. Worth it for the joke, eh?

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Cor! What a magnificent bird! ALL: Where?

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Gets them every year!

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Hey! Who's for a lovely juicy bit of breast?

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I LOVE Christmas. Eddie, are you a leg or a breast man?

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Would you like a magazine while he goes through his repertoire of jokes?

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It's all academic as I made a slight miscalculation with the timing.

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Oh, well! Let's get straight on to the pudding.

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-Eddie, switch out the lights.

-Right-o.

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-Eddie, switch the lights back on.

-Right-o.

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-There I am. Eddie, wait till I get to the pudding.

-Right-o.

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Wait wait wait. Just smearing the vodka margarine on it!

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You're sure it will sustain a flame?

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It should do. It's been soaking for two weeks.

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-Here goes. Eddie, switch off the lights.

-Right-o.

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Well!

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Same time next year, lads? Merry Christmas.

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No, no. Come on.

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THEME TUNE PLAYS

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# I would like to leave this city

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# This old town don't smell too pretty and

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# I can feel the warning signs

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# Running around my mind

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# So, what do you say?

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# You can't give me the dreams that were mine anyway

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# You're half the world away

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# Half the world away. #

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-Mary next door's got a microwave.

-Me and Dave's getting a microwave.

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Should I get a food processor?

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Just stick to the old chip pan.

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We're not going to have chips every night.

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-What are you going to have, then?

-I don't know. Pasta.

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-Pasta my arse!

-Does Dave know about this?

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-Yeah.

-He still wants to marry you?

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He's not marrying me for what I'm like in the kitchen.

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-It's what you're like in the bedroom!

-Get it out, you!

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Who threw you nuts?

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What I'm going to do is make a lasagna,

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freeze it, then he can heat it up in the microwave when he gets home.

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You've got it all mapped out! I wish I was like you!

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-When I was your age we knew nothing.

-Only stuff I've read in magazines.

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-Who's getting you a freezer, then?

-I'll put it on the wedding list.

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With the microwave. And I'm gonna put a food processor on and all.

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Is there nowt cheaper on this bloody wedding list?

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I'm gonna get a dishwasher and all.

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If Dave thinks I'm doing pots every night he's got another think coming.

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They're going right in that dishwasher.

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Mrs Ward, in our emergency accommodation, well, it's not very nice.

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Some of the people are a little...rough.

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-Are you sure you want to go in?

-Look we've been here for six hours.

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-If I had a choice, would I have stayed?

-All right. Sit down.

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Mr Ward, please.

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Have you got a bit of chocolate to keep him quiet, Cath?

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I'd like to check one or two facts, please.

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-You and your wife lived at your mother's house up to what date?

-January '62.

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-What address would that be?

-97 Maysole Street.

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-Really? Not Mayberry?

-No. Maysole.

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-Do you have any sisters?

-No.

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-Oh, I thought...

-My teenage sister, but she hasn't got a house.

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-Grandmother or grandfather?

-I've got a grandfather, but he's in a home.

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Mr Ward, how many rooms does your mother occupy at Maysole Road?

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One bedroom and a living room, but there are three adults living there.

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The accommodation is for wives only. We can't accommodate husbands.

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But why can't you accommodate husbands?

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We used to but we had to discontinue the practice.

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They used to tear up the sheets.

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We have no objection to you coming on a weekday evening, provided you are gone by eight.

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The front entrance must not be used by you homeless. There's a very good reason. It upsets the old people.

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Of course, this accommodation really was meant for them.

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No alcohol in the building. About this, we are very strict.

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Inmates are expected to take a regular bath and get fresh air.

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Rent, we charge five shillings a night for each adult

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and three bob for a child, payable in advance.

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There are other rules but you'll pick them up as you go along.

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-Any questions?

-Well, I don't think very much of it.

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In many places, families are not kept together.

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They're broken up, children put in care et cetera.

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If we rehoused homeless families,

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it would be an easy way to jump the queue.

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We can't do it for obvious reasons.

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It must be strictly understood that this accommodation is temporary.

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After three months, make no mistake, we turn you out.

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So keep searching.

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-RADIO:

-'Units of the 10th airborne division which parachuted into Iran

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'have taken up defensive positions designed to block any possible move

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'towards the oil fields of the Persian Gulf.

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'Squadrons of American B52 bombers have been arriving...'

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-All right, then?

-All right, then.

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'..together with three early warning aircraft

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'as a supporting role in the Middle East task force...'

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All right, John?

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-Come to give me a hand?

-No chance. I'm knackered.

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-Not too knackered to be going out!

-It's different, i'nt it?

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I need a break. I've been down at house every night this week.

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How's it coming on?

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Not too bad. Trying to get the bedroom finished before we move in.

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ENGINE ROARS

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Mother says will you take some flowers down?

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-Five since teatime.

-Aye.

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-Where they going to?

-Finningley, I suppose.

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Pop down to WH Smith and buy an aircraft spotter's book.

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-It'll make a change from gardening.

-There's summat going on!

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-There'll be summat going on when I've had a few pints.

-Don't go mad.

0:29:570:30:01

-It's not just yourself to think about now.

-I'll enjoy myself while I'm single.

0:30:010:30:07

-Not long to go now, you know.

-You could be right there.

0:30:070:30:11

Power cuts have thrown

0:30:460:30:48

much of the Southeast and Midlands into darkness.

0:30:480:30:52

The Home Secretary has declared a state of emergency.

0:30:520:30:55

The Government advises people not to leave their homes unless necessary.

0:30:550:30:59

Once the Government has assessed the extent of this type of power out

0:30:590:31:05

they would declare a state of emergency.

0:31:050:31:08

This would enable them to cancel all public and sporting events

0:31:080:31:13

to minimise the number of people moving around and gathering

0:31:130:31:17

without formal electricity.

0:31:170:31:19

'In Downing Street, the lights are still burning.

0:31:190:31:24

'Deep inside the Cabinet Office, the Prime Minister has convened a meeting of COBRA,

0:31:240:31:30

'the top-level committee designed to coordinate the Government's response to the emergency.'

0:31:300:31:37

Heathrow, Stansted and Gatwick remain closed.

0:31:370:31:41

The City's unlikely to function at all within the next 12 hours.

0:31:410:31:45

The implications in terms of the economy are obvious.

0:31:450:31:50

'I suggest that, if we had a major blackout in London for 24 hours,

0:31:500:31:54

'the consequential loss, people not getting to work, trading stopping,'

0:31:540:31:59

would run into billions of pounds.

0:31:590:32:02

The next 12 hours will be crucial, in terms of public safety.

0:32:020:32:07

While the situation remains unclear, people will hoard food and supplies.

0:32:070:32:12

So we must expect localised disturbances, looting and opportunistic crime.

0:32:120:32:20

SIREN WAILS

0:32:200:32:22

CAR CRASHES

0:32:220:32:25

Cold is still, of course, the primary concern.

0:32:250:32:29

Generators are being issued to Local Authorities.

0:32:290:32:32

We're working with social services to search buildings where the vulnerable may be undetected.

0:32:320:32:38

Even today, the Highlands are remarkably remote.

0:32:480:32:52

You can walk up a glen like this for hours and you won't see a soul.

0:32:520:32:57

In this terrain and weather - one of the wettest places in Britain -

0:32:570:33:02

Government soldiers were out of their element.

0:33:020:33:05

And they stuck out like sore thumbs in their bright red coats.

0:33:050:33:10

With every passing day, we'd get a wee bit more apprehensive.

0:33:100:33:14

You constantly felt you're being watched.

0:33:170:33:21

You felt very isolated. You felt very vulnerable.

0:33:220:33:26

'For the Highlanders, this was home ground.

0:33:380:33:42

'They travelled light and slept in the heather.

0:33:420:33:45

'The whole army could melt away into the countryside.'

0:33:450:33:49

They were playing tricks with our heads.

0:33:490:33:53

With every passing day in enemy foreign territory,

0:33:530:33:56

we would get more frustrated and less confident.

0:33:560:33:59

You wanted to face them, man-to-man.

0:34:010:34:04

"Here we are. Let's do battle."

0:34:040:34:06

But...where were they?

0:34:060:34:09

Where were they?

0:34:090:34:11

'For the men, it turned into a game of cat and mouse.

0:34:110:34:16

'They marched deeper into the Highlands, searching for the rebels.

0:34:160:34:21

'They never found them.'

0:34:210:34:24

THEME TUNE PLAYS

0:34:330:34:35

-Do you think Jack and Lily are all right?

-Oh, yeah. Doing splendid.

0:34:510:34:56

Oh, it does look nice. It's all so lovely and peaceful.

0:34:560:35:00

I am not here for you to play jokes on!

0:35:190:35:22

-What's up, Gran?

-You threw that ball at me.

0:35:220:35:26

-What ball?

-Don't pretend you don't know.

0:35:260:35:29

-I've been trying to get the bloomin' deckchair up.

-You threw that ball!

0:35:290:35:34

Just enjoy the sun on your body.

0:35:340:35:38

What part?

0:35:380:35:40

-May we have the ball, please?

-It was you, was it?

0:35:400:35:44

Ooh! I was not aware this was a nudist's camp.

0:35:440:35:49

-It isn't, Gran.

-Why are you parading, then?

0:35:490:35:53

We've got on very respectable bathing costumes. Come on!

0:35:530:35:58

-I'm going to play cricket.

-Be careful of your back, dear.

0:36:000:36:04

THEME TUNE PLAYS

0:36:120:36:14

I'm afraid you've had the worry.

0:36:170:36:19

I can't think why you got in such a stew, Mummy. I'm over 15.

0:36:190:36:24

I'll be more careful what I say at these school prize givings.

0:36:240:36:29

You don't think I'm any good after all?

0:36:290:36:32

You've got a long way to go before you're a professional.

0:36:320:36:36

One of the first things to get is a decent education.

0:36:360:36:40

That's exactly what I say.

0:36:400:36:42

I've been trying to impress on Rosemary that she'll have to learn

0:36:420:36:46

all the things in the school curriculum that will be of value.

0:36:460:36:50

Things like English and French.

0:36:500:36:53

Do you mind if I tell you something? I think you've behaved like a clot.

0:36:530:36:58

-You're 15, aren't you?

-Yes.

-You want to go on the stage?

-Yes.

0:36:580:37:03

What did you expect to achieve by running away to London?

0:37:030:37:07

Somebody was going to discover you and put you on the stage?

0:37:070:37:12

If you really want to take up the career of an actor

0:37:120:37:16

it's got to be done professionally.

0:37:160:37:18

If you want to be a doctor, you have to study for seven years.

0:37:180:37:22

To be an actor, you do the same thing.

0:37:220:37:25

When you're 16, 17, 18, if you're serious,

0:37:250:37:29

your mother will send you to a drama academy and you'll learn the trade.

0:37:290:37:33

Prior to that, you've got to get your background of education.

0:37:330:37:38

You've just chucked it all away. That's stupid.

0:37:380:37:41

I don't know how we are going to persuade her headmistress to take her back.

0:37:410:37:47

THEME TUNE PLAYS

0:37:550:37:57

-What do you know about heroin?

-Heroin? Nothing.

0:38:310:38:34

Only what I've seen on the telly.

0:38:340:38:37

Drug dealers mix other things in with it, gives them a bigger profit.

0:38:370:38:41

-What sort of things?

-Any powder that looks like heroin.

0:38:410:38:46

-Talc, flour, detergent.

-Detergent?

-Yeah. Stupid, ain't it?

0:38:460:38:51

-It's white powder, isn't it?

-I think so. I don't know.

0:38:510:38:54

White? Grey? But why?

0:38:540:38:57

All right?

0:38:570:38:59

-He should be here by now.

-Should be, yes.

0:39:010:39:04

-He's taken the afternoon off.

-I'm not so sure.

0:39:040:39:08

A couple of other people should be back by now.

0:39:080:39:12

-Kevin Baylon and Jacqueline Wright.

-Ah. Any ideas?

0:39:120:39:16

Hm.

0:39:160:39:18

Pay attention.

0:39:180:39:21

I should be back within the next ten minutes.

0:39:210:39:24

If I'm not, start making your way over to the gym.

0:39:240:39:28

Oh, and, er...good luck, everybody.

0:39:280:39:32

You've got something to tell us.

0:39:360:39:39

-I thought you had something to tell me.

-All right.

0:39:390:39:42

-There are two coppers here and guess who they've come to see?

-Me.

0:39:420:39:48

-Your mum called them.

-What for?

-Cos of her cash card going missing.

0:39:480:39:52

-Everyone thinks it's me.

-You were seen using it, Zammo.

0:39:520:39:56

-By who?

-That ain't important.

0:39:560:39:58

Anyone can say they've seen me with a cash card.

0:39:580:40:01

Everyone assumes I'm buying drugs, take it for granted I'm lying.

0:40:010:40:06

My mum calling the law! And you, after all I told you!

0:40:060:40:10

And you don't believe me, my best mate. Well, here!

0:40:100:40:14

See how much heroin you can find! Satisfied? Do you want me to strip?

0:40:160:40:21

-Don't fiddle with that! It's broken.

-What harm can I do?

0:40:210:40:25

-Just don't fiddle with it.

-We've got history this afternoon, not maths.

0:40:250:40:30

-Leave it, Zammo.

-Out the way, Kev.

0:40:300:40:33

-Calm down.

-Move!

0:40:330:40:35

Move, I said!

0:40:350:40:37

Zammo!

0:40:400:40:42

-We're not playing games now!

-That's what it was this morning! A game!

0:40:420:40:46

-Don't tell me I'm wrong!

-Just give me it, all right?

0:40:460:40:52

Why? You're off drugs now! You proved it to me, remember?

0:40:520:40:56

Maguire!

0:40:580:41:00

Zammo!

0:41:000:41:01

All right, son.

0:41:020:41:04

SOBBING >

0:41:040:41:07

It's all right. It's all right. >

0:41:070:41:10

SIRENS APPROACH

0:41:100:41:12

THEME TUNE PLAYS

0:41:210:41:25

-Gran?

-Yes, love?

0:41:510:41:53

Do you remember what you said to Mum when she found out she was pregnant?

0:41:540:42:00

Yes, I do.

0:42:000:42:02

Why?

0:42:020:42:04

I told her straight.

0:42:060:42:08

She should get rid of it.

0:42:100:42:12

Is that what you did in your day, when you were a girl?

0:42:120:42:17

Too right.

0:42:170:42:19

Went down to Granny Gregory's down...

0:42:190:42:23

What was it?

0:42:230:42:25

Manotty Street. That's it.

0:42:250:42:27

It's not there any more, of course.

0:42:270:42:30

-Any way...

-KNOCKS CHAIR

0:42:300:42:33

..knock at the door, there she was, crochet hook in hand.

0:42:330:42:38

Course, that was the days of boiling hot baths and a pint of gin.

0:42:390:42:45

Salty old cows they were, messy and dangerous.

0:42:460:42:51

A lot of them died.

0:42:520:42:55

Like I said to your mum,

0:42:550:42:58

the only contraception there is

0:42:580:43:01

is that little word "no"!

0:43:010:43:05

I was furious with her.

0:43:100:43:12

Livid, I was.

0:43:130:43:15

That baby's gorgeous.

0:43:170:43:19

Is that what you're trying to tell me, love?

0:43:270:43:31

THEME TUNE PLAYS

0:43:500:43:52

I know I've been all round the houses.

0:44:180:44:21

But what I want to tell you is...

0:44:240:44:27

..they want to send you home.

0:44:280:44:31

They want me to have you here.

0:44:320:44:35

And they want me to cope.

0:44:360:44:39

To be strong,

0:44:400:44:43

when I ain't got no strength left.

0:44:430:44:46

And I can't!

0:44:470:44:50

God forgive me! But I can't!

0:44:510:44:54

You see, I nursed Ethel.

0:44:560:44:58

And I watched her die in me arms.

0:44:580:45:01

And I've buried me husband.

0:45:010:45:04

And me grandson. And I doubt I'll ever see my Nick again.

0:45:040:45:08

What I'm saying is...

0:45:080:45:11

I could cope with losing you,

0:45:110:45:14

cos I never expected anything different.

0:45:140:45:18

I know how to be on me own.

0:45:180:45:20

But...to have you here...

0:45:210:45:25

..and not here.

0:45:290:45:31

I don't think I've got it in me.

0:45:330:45:36

Not any more.

0:45:380:45:41

I'm better on me own.

0:45:430:45:45

Where I've always been.

0:45:500:45:52

ORCHESTRA BEGINS

0:45:520:45:54

# You ask me why I'm always teasing you

0:45:570:46:01

# You hate to have me call you pretty, baby

0:46:020:46:06

# I really thought that I was pleasing you

0:46:060:46:10

# For you're just a baby to me

0:46:100:46:14

# Your funny little dimples and your baby stare

0:46:150:46:19

# Your baby talk and baby walk and curly hair

0:46:190:46:24

# Your baby smile makes life worthwhile

0:46:240:46:28

# You're just as sweet as you can be

0:46:280:46:32

# Everybody loves a baby that's why I'm in love with you

0:46:320:46:37

# Pretty baby

0:46:370:46:39

# Pretty baby

0:46:390:46:41

# And I'd like to be your sister, brother, dad and mother too... #

0:46:410:46:46

BIG BAND MUSIC

0:46:540:46:57

APPLAUSE

0:47:170:47:20

Welcome to the grand final of the 1974 series of Come Dancing,

0:47:200:47:25

before an enthusiastic audience in the Lyceum Ballroom, London.

0:47:250:47:30

'There's a great audience who have probably never heard

0:47:370:47:41

'Ponchielli's Dance Of The Hours played as a Cha-cha-cha.

0:47:410:47:46

'This is the first year that 16-year-old Royston Shepherd

0:47:460:47:50

'and Karen Webb have appeared.

0:47:500:47:52

'Roy is from Aldershot, Karen from Reading.

0:47:520:47:55

'She's wearing a dress of cherry red velvet with chiffon frills.

0:47:550:48:00

'Roy and Karen have yet to reach the finals of a major championship.'

0:48:000:48:05

You know our judges, if you're a ballroom dance lover.

0:48:090:48:12

Meet them again - Bill Irvine, Peggy Spencer, Harry Smith-Hampshire.

0:48:120:48:18

APPLAUSE

0:48:180:48:20

They have the onerous task of marking the Latin American.

0:48:220:48:26

The marks for England's Cha-cha-cha.

0:48:260:48:29

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Oh! High marks.

0:48:300:48:34

THEME TUNE PLAYS

0:48:410:48:43

AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG

0:48:430:48:46

'Live, from London,

0:49:050:49:08

'this is Strictly Come Dancing!

0:49:080:49:11

'Please welcome your hosts Bruce Forsyth

0:49:110:49:15

'and Tess Daly.'

0:49:150:49:17

-Bruno.

-Rav!

0:49:280:49:30

First one out and you manage to ravage the tango!

0:49:300:49:35

AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:49:350:49:37

They're absolutely right. You went for it, and it's good.

0:49:370:49:42

But refinement. You have what it takes but take all of her direction.

0:49:420:49:47

And listen to the music. I felt you were off the music.

0:49:470:49:52

-Yes.

-That doesn't help in dancing.

0:49:520:49:55

'Time to collect the scores from the judges...'

0:49:550:49:59

THEME TUNE PLAYS

0:50:210:50:24

Let's get on to this business of being famous,

0:50:410:50:44

which is where you're leading the conversation.

0:50:440:50:48

Apart from critical appreciation of your work as a playwright,

0:50:480:50:52

have you any hankering after personal publicity?

0:50:520:50:56

-No.

-You're honest enough to have analysed yourself.

0:50:560:51:00

I wonder whether you do, deep down,

0:51:000:51:03

have a desire to be a figure of hate with the public?

0:51:030:51:07

Yes. I know what you mean.

0:51:070:51:10

Er...I don't THINK so.

0:51:100:51:12

I mean, I think there was a time,

0:51:120:51:15

there was a period when I courted publicity, to some extent.

0:51:150:51:22

Even then, it was to a limited extent

0:51:220:51:25

because...

0:51:250:51:28

Um...

0:51:300:51:32

One did it because... from one's show business instinct.

0:51:330:51:38

You thought the way to get people in

0:51:380:51:41

was to get as many lines as possible.

0:51:410:51:45

Then, of course, after that point was reached,

0:51:450:51:49

the intrusion into one's life became so intense

0:51:490:51:53

and so unpleasant,

0:51:530:51:57

that one made every effort to avoid it.

0:51:570:52:02

THEME TUNE PLAYS

0:52:100:52:13

You never wanted to be anything else but a footballer.

0:52:390:52:43

I was always asked by my teachers what I wanted to be when I grew up

0:52:430:52:49

and the only thing I used to say was a footballer.

0:52:490:52:53

I'm sure they had their doubts, but I never had my doubts

0:52:530:52:57

about becoming a professional footballer and I love every minute.

0:52:570:53:02

Were you always naturally gifted?

0:53:020:53:04

Erm...I was because sometimes I used to get kicked all over the place.

0:53:040:53:09

Bruises from head to toe.

0:53:090:53:11

I used to get quite a bit of stick at school,

0:53:110:53:15

but I was never one to turn round and say I was really good at football when I was 10, 11.

0:53:150:53:21

I left that for other people.

0:53:210:53:24

My dad never really told me I was that good.

0:53:240:53:27

But I think, deep down, he knew that I had a bit of ability.

0:53:270:53:32

It's that thing that you're as good as the amount that you practise.

0:53:320:53:37

-You've always practised from being a young kid.

-Yeah.

0:53:370:53:40

When young kids ask questions to me, that's the first thing I always say.

0:53:400:53:46

Practice gets you to the top.

0:53:460:53:48

Obviously, you've got to have a certain amount of ability.

0:53:480:53:53

It's something my dad drummed into me since I was eight, nine, 10.

0:53:530:53:59

THEME TUNE PLAYS

0:54:070:54:09

APPLAUSE

0:54:200:54:23

How hard is it to find people? They all look pretty good to me in the early stages.

0:54:280:54:34

There seems to be a lot of people who are up to the task.

0:54:340:54:38

Is there a big difference between people who nail those leading roles

0:54:380:54:43

and the people who are not quite star quality?

0:54:430:54:47

-Couldn't just about anyone do it?

-Star quality is difficult to find.

-Tell me about it.

0:54:470:54:53

Sorry, I... But a leading man who could star in the West End

0:54:530:54:57

or a leading girl,

0:54:570:54:59

you begin to run out.

0:54:590:55:01

Elaine Paige, great. Fantastic.

0:55:010:55:04

John, you could sell out. Michael Ball.

0:55:040:55:08

I think, Connie Fisher. It's hard to find kids you can say that about.

0:55:080:55:13

I look at it from the fact that if I'm in an audience, watching them,

0:55:130:55:18

if I feel my attention is drawn to them, that's star quality.

0:55:180:55:23

If I'm going like this... "Finish the song." It's not the star.

0:55:230:55:27

THEME TUNE PLAYS

0:55:350:55:38

For an industry used to banner headlines and emotive descriptions,

0:56:120:56:17

the motor trade has excelled itself over a piece of equipment

0:56:170:56:21

not much bigger than your speedometer.

0:56:210:56:25

It's a tachograph to some, a spy in the cab to others.

0:56:250:56:29

This is what it looks like.

0:56:290:56:31

The tachograph is a clock-speedometer combination

0:56:310:56:35

which records on a disc in the back

0:56:350:56:38

the distance a vehicle travels, the time it's used

0:56:380:56:42

and the speed at which it travels.

0:56:420:56:45

It gives an accurate record without the need for manual records or logs.

0:56:450:56:51

It starts to work as soon as I switch on.

0:56:510:56:54

THEME TUNE PLAYS

0:57:170:57:21

This CAN happen.

0:57:410:57:44

Oh, and it just has. Here we go!

0:57:480:57:50

Good grip.

0:57:560:57:59

Power!

0:57:590:58:01

I am breaking the speed limit indoors!

0:58:030:58:06

He's right on my tail!

0:58:060:58:09

This is where front-wheel drive comes in.

0:58:100:58:14

Round the palm tree!

0:58:140:58:17

He's taken out Costa Coffee!

0:58:200:58:23

The baddie has made the classic baddie error.

0:58:230:58:27

He's got too much power.

0:58:270:58:29

I've got 120 horsepower in this. You don't want any more on marble.

0:58:300:58:36

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