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# La-la-la-la-la-la-la

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# La-la-la-la-la-la-la

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# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel

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# Your room is ready for you

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# Just need to get the bed

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# The lamp, the desk, the rug, the sink

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# A pillow for your head

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# The hotel's run by monsters and staff beyond compare

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# We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere

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-# So welcome

-To The Furchester

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# La-la-la-la-la-la

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# La-la-la-la-la-la

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# Welcome! #

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-ELMO GIGGLES

-# To The Furchester

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# La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la. #

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-Dining style.

-Such a deal.

-Cookie come with every meal.

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# La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la

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-# Here's your keys

-So check right in

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# Let your furry stay begin

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# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel. #

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BOING, BOING, BOING

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QUACKING

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# La, la, la... #

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Oh, thank you, Isabel. We welcome you with furry arms.

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THEY QUACK

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Er, oh, I'm terribly sorry, I don't speak duck.

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-Oh, that's all right, we speak monster.

-Ooh.

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-We learnt it from watching TV.

-Oh, we love TV

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even more than we love pondweed. THEY QUACK

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Ah, TV. Ooh, would you like something to eat in the dining room?

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-No, thanks. We'd just like to get to our room.

-Right away. Wa-a-h.

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-Of course. Phoebe, Elmo...

-Yes.

-Yes, Mum.

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Could you please show Mr and Mrs Quackmore to the Paddle Suite?

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-Right, Mummy.

-Elmo will take your luggage.

-Thank you.

-This way.

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Here's your room, Mr and Mrs Quackmore.

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THEY QUACK

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ELMO LAUGHS

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-Where is it?

-Must be here somewhere.

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Erm, it's not behind the door.

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Oh.

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Erm, no, not under the couch. Wait, what are we looking for again?

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-The TV, of course.

-We need a TV.

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Oh, we're sorry, Mr and Mrs Quackmore, but we don't have a TV

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-at The Furchester. TOGETHER:

-No TV?!

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But we'll miss our favourite shows. Tonight it's Ducks Got Quacks.

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Yeah, and Waddle With Ducks.

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-BOTH: Wah-wak-wak, wa-a-h.

-Oh, dear.

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What's all the fuss? Is it the plumbing again?

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Well, we've got a problem, Dad. Our duck guests are upset -

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-there's no TV in their room.

-Yeah.

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-I'm sure there's an old one in the office downstairs.

-A TV?

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-You have a TV? BOTH:

-Wak-wak-wak-wak.

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ELMO LAUGHS

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I'll be right back.

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-That's not it.

-Oh, it's in here somewhere.

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-Hey, lady, I'm trying to hibernate in here.

-Oh, I am so sorry.

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Oh, that's not it. Oh, what's that?

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-Oh, this could be it. Right.

-Oh!

-Oh, no, not quite.

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-Oh, I see it, it's right at the back by the hosepipe.

-Right...

-Careful.

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-Oh, it's quite large.

-Oh, be careful, darling.

-OK.

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-There we are. Good as new.

-Will you be all right getting it

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-up the stairs?

-Oh, yes, I'll take it up in the lift.

-Oh, right.

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Right, here we go.

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-Oh!

-Tea!

-Time!

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THEY CHATTER

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I need to take this upstairs.

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Look at this! Look.

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THEY SHOUT

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OK, lift. There we go.

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BELL RINGS

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Oh, oh, no. The lift's not working.

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I guess it'll have to be the stairs then.

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-Is the TV here yet?

-Not yet, Mr Quackmore.

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-How about we play a game whilst we wait? Duck, duck, goose?

-Meh.

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-OK, how about, how about we sing a duck song?

-Yes!

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Well, they both sound like fun, but it's not TV, is it?

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We just want our TV. THEY QUACK

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And here it is. Hah-hah!

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-Oh!

-Oh!

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ELMO LAUGHS

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And it's ready to go. THEY CHATTER

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Oh, no.

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I think there might be a little problem.

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If the TV's not working, then we can't watch our shows.

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And we need to see our shows. That's a problem.

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-It's a catastrophe!

-Yeah.

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# It's more than just a slip-up or a mess-up or a mishap

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# A Furchester catastrophe We need to fix it fast-rophe

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# Put it in the past-rophe Let's ding the bell full blast-rophe

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# Catastrophe, catastrophe What a disas-trophe

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# Catastrophe, catastrophe We need to fix it fast-trophe

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# Catastrophe, catastrophe Let's put it in the past-trophe

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# It's a catastra, what a disaster It's a catastrophe! #

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CHIMNEY HOOTS

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-It doesn't have to be a catastrophe. I can fix the TV.

-ALL:

-Yeah!

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THEY QUACK

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-But it's going to take a while.

-Wa-a-a-agh. Wah-wah-wagh.

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OK. Argh.

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Oh, dear, dear, dear. How are we going to keep Mr and Mrs Quackmore

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-happy until the TV's fixed?

-We'd better put

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our furry heads together and think.

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THEY MUTTER

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Oh, I know. We could play games with them. How about hide and duck?

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-Oh, or have a duck singsong.

-We already asked them to do both

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-of those things, but...

-Yeah, all they want to do is watch TV.

-Yeah.

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Fuzzlewubba! That gives me a monster idea.

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What if we put on our own TV shows?

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Welcome to Furchester TV.

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-Our favourite shows will be starting now.

-Aye, and we're missing them.

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-Wa-a-a-h.

-Wah.

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-This is Furchester TV.

-A TV?

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Oh, but will it show our favourite ducky shows?

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Coming up next is... Ducks Got Quacks.

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THEY QUACK

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Quack, quack, quack.

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-Here's a good duck joke for you...

-Oh.

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-Why did the duck fly south?

-I don't know.

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Because it was too far to walk?

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Wah-hah-hah-hah!

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I don't get it. Let's watch Waddle With Ducks.

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Welcome to Waddle With Ducks. Waddle, waddle, waddle.

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-BOTH:

-Quack, quack, quack.

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Waddle, waddle, waddle. Quack, quack, quack.

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-Everybody, now...

-Ooh, it's interactive.

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BOTH DUCKS: Waddle, waddle, waddle. Wak, wak, wak.

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Quick, the Quack Cooking Show's on.

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-We don't know anything about cooking.

-Me got this!

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Quackity-quack! Today, me, Cookie Duck,

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will show you how to make cookie...

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Oh, sorry, Cracker Surprise.

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First, cover eyes.

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Then eat cookies, me mean crackers.

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-Om, nom, nom. Om, nom.

-Heh-he-he.

-He-he. Hah-ha-ha.

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Nom, nom. Um nom-nom-nom-nom.

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Surprise! They all gone. Quackity-quack.

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I'll try that recipe when I get back to the pond.

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-Eh, quick-quack it's time for Real Ducks.

-Ooh!

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-Elmo love to be a real duck.

-Quack, quack, quack.

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Let's swim this way.

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-Look, real ducks, just like us.

-Eh, I love reality television.

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Best episode ever!

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Eh, let's see the end of Ducks Got Quacks.

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A duck went into a restaurant and paid the bill...

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No, Waddle With Ducks.

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-Oh...

-BOTH:

-Waddle, waddle, waddle. Quack, quack, quack.

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No, no, no, Real Ducks.

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Ooh, Real Ducks.

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-Elmo loves to be a real duck.

-No, Ducks Got Quacks.

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Oh, that's you.

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-When do ducks...

-No, Waddle With Ducks.

-Oh...

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Waddle, waddle, waddle. Quack, quack, quack.

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-Waddle, waddle, waddle...

-No, no, no, Real Ducks.

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-Oh, Elmo can't keep up.

-Me neither.

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-You've got to just choose one show.

-Please.

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-Oh, no. What are we going to do?

-Well, we want to watch all the shows

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-at the same time.

-We do.

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Oh, OK, Phoebe and Elmo are going to need a lot more ducks for this.

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-Quack.

-Oh, fuzzlewubba!

-That gives me another monster idea.

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We can swap. Problem solved.

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-What, you mean we can be on TV?

-Yeah.

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THEY QUACK

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ELMO GIGGLES

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A one, a two, a one, two, three, four.

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BOTH: Waddle, waddle, waddle. Wak, wak, wak. Swim, swim, swim.

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Wak-wak-wak-wak.

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-TV's fixed!

-Oh, thanks, Mr Fuzz, but we don't want to watch TV, do we?

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-No, we don't.

-What?!

-No, we want to be on TV!

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-Oh, OK.

-Five, six, seven, eight...

-Waddle, waddle, waddle.

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Wak, wak, wak.

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-I don't think I've seen this episode.

-It's my favourite.

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-Hey, look, backstroke.

-Oh, yeah.

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# You really can't be going Oh, say it isn't true

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# The Furchester will never be as furry without you

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# So don't check out Don't check out

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# Please, please, please Please don't go

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-# Don't check out

-Don't check out

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# No, no, no, no, no, no, no Please, please don't check out! #

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# Farewell from The Furchester Hotel! #

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