Noisy Night The Furchester Hotel

# La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la

# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel

# Your room is ready for you

# Just need to get the bed

# The lamp, the desk, the rug, the sink

# A pillow for your head

# The hotel's run by monsters and staff beyond compare

# We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere

-# So welcome

-To The Furchester

# La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la

-# Welcome... #

-ELMO GIGGLES

# To The Furchester

# La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la

-# Dine in style

-So genteel

# Cookie come with every meal

# La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la

-# Here's your keys

-So check right in

# Let your furry stay begin

# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel. #

OK, wolves, you're all checked into the Furchester.

And we are so glad you're here,

we welcome you with furry arms.

Oh, thank you. Goodnight, everyone.

-Yeah, thank you.

-Goodnight, goodnight.

Oh, wait for me, bruv.

Are you ready for your bedtime song, Elmo?

-I've got a great one for you tonight.

-OK.

Goodnight, Auntie Funella. Goodnight, Phoebe.

Sweet dreams!

-Goodnight, guests.

-Goodnight.

Ya-hoo-hoo. Yap-yap-yippee-ooh!

What was that?

WOLVES HOWL

Are there wolves outside?

Oh, wait, they're inside.

We just checked them in, ha.

They're going to wake up all the guests.

I'm trying to get my beauty sleep.

GUESTS MURMUR

Hello? Oh, hello, Mr Fleecebelly.

Yes, yes, we hear them too.

Oh, we know you're trying to sleep, yes.

Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

AWOOOO!

Oh, nice one, bruv. Although I like to add

-a yipee-aye-oh at the end like this.

-CLEARS THROAT

Awooo, yip-yip-yipee-aye...

KNOCK ON DOOR

-Oh.

-Who's that?

-I don't know, I'll go and check, bruv.

AWOO!

Hello. I-I'm so sorry to intrude but could you please keep it down?

I should have mentioned there is a strict no howling policy after 9pm.

Oh, oh, dear. I'm afraid we can't help it. Awoo!

-Yeah, you see, we're nocturnal wolves.

-Nocturnal.

We sleep all day and stay up all night.

All night, we just love to howl at the moon, don't we, bruv?

BOTH HOWL

Well, if the moon is the problem, excuse me.

Voila! No more problem.

-Yeah, well it's not that easy, I'm afraid.

-Not easy.

-We howl for other reasons too.

-Yeah, it's how we pass the time.

BOTH HOWL

Ah, Funella, I've just had three complaints about howling wolves.

I know, but what can I do?

They're wolves, they can't go to sleep.

Oh, I have an idea, a bedtime song.

I sang one to Elmo and he conked right out.

FURGUS WHISTLES

There we are, this should do the trick.

-Follow me!

-All right.

WOLVES CONTINUE TO HOWL

# The sky is dark The lights are low

# Your beds are warm It's time to go

# To sleep

# Oh, yes, to sleep

# Don't want to hear a murmur or a squeak

# It's light It's after eight

# If you just go to sleep it would be great

# While your howls are quite delightful

# At night they're rather frightful

# Go to sleep, go to sleep go to sleep

# Time to sleep, little wolves Not a peep, little wolves

# Go to sleep, go to sleep go to sleep

# Go to sleep Oh, yes, to sleep

# Don't want to hear a murmur or a squeak

# It's late, it's after eight

# Will you please, please, please go to sleep? #

How wonderful. We love dancing, don't we?

Yeah, it's even better than howling, bruv.

That was lovely but it's not putting anyone to sleep.

It put Elmo to sleep.

The wolves woke Elmo up.

You see?

-Follow me, please. Come on, Elmo.

-OK.

Come on, boys.

WOLVES HOWL

-OK. On to the next one.

-Oh.

Oh, this is a huge problem. This entire hotel is awake.

WOLVES HOWL

It's a catastrophe.

BELL DINGS

# It's more than just a slip up or a mess up or a mishap

# A Furchester catastrophe

# We need to fix it fast-rophe

# And put it in the past-rophe

# This simply cannot last-rophe

# A Furchester catastrophe

# The problem is so vast-rophe

# We're really flabbergast-rophe

# Let's ding the bell full blast-rophe

# Catastrophe catastrophe

# Catastrophe catastrophe We need to fix it fast-rophe

# Catastrophe catastrophe And put it in the past-rophe

# It's a catastro... What a disastro...

# It's a catastrophe! #

Oh, there's only one thing to do at a time like this.

-Let's put our furry heads together and think.

-Oh.

Why don't we try counting sheep?

Oh, splendid idea, my love.

Into bed, you two.

-All right, bruv?

-OK.

FURGUS WHISTLES

Right this way.

A-ha! Sleepy Sheep at your service. HE LAUGHS

Who's awake?

Well, we all are but mostly the wolves.

Ahh, good.

-Good, good.

-S'cuse me.

Now, all you have to do is

count me while I jump and you will fall fast asleep.

-OK.

-Guaranteed.

-Ready?

-Yep!

Go!

BOTH: One!

Two!

No, no, that's the same sheep, you can't count him twice.

Of course you can count him twice. Three. See?

It's not three sheep, bruv, it's just one sheep.

Here he comes again, four.

No, it's not four. I keep telling you, it's the same sheep.

They don't even look alike. They're different.

You're the same sheep, aren't you?

Well, I am one sheep but I've jumped multiple times.

It looks exactly the same.

Excuse me, but you are completely missing the point.

-Oh, dear, this isn't working.

-Ha! WOLVES HOWL

Oh, now what?

What about milk and cookies? That always makes Elmo feel sleepy.

Excellent idea, Elmo.

Cookie Monster's on his way.

Me got milk, and me got cookies.

Where are the cookies, Cookie Monster?

Oh, yeah, uh...me eat them.

-Sorry, me going to get more.

-ELMO GIGGLES

Never mind, wolves don't really like cookies anyway.

If only we could sleep at night.

BOTH WOLVES HOWL

But we can't, we have to wait for daylight.

For the sun to rise and the rooster to crow.

Sun to rise?

Fuzzawubba! Well, that gives me a monster idea.

-Yeah?

-Come on, Elmo.

-Ha-ha-ha.

Oh, maybe we should try a bedtime story. That always works for Phoebe.

-Oh, yes, we love stories, don't we?

-Yeah, we do.

Now, if you want a story, you'll have to settle down, all right?

-Yeah.

-All right, are you comfy now?

-Yeah, thanks.

-So once upon a time, there were two little wolves.

-Yeah.

Two sleepy, snuggly little wolves,

all tucked up in bed.

And outside the stars were winking,

even the moon had gone to sleep,

just like everyone else in the hotel.

Oh, I think it's working, Furgus.

Hmmm.

GONG CLANGS

What? What? Who?

-Tea...

-Time!

THEY ALL CHANT AND CHEER

Well, that was fun. Awoo!

Awoo!

Oh, no. Oh, I give up, Fergus.

I can't think of one more way to get these wolves to go to sleep.

Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

It's a rooster!

And a glorious sunrise.

It's morning,

-time for wolves to go to sleep.

-To sleep.

Oh, well, when a rooster tells you to go to sleep, you sleep.

-Good morning!

-Morning!

It worked.

Oh, they're sound asleep.

We did it. Hooray!

BOTH: Yay!

-Ha-ha!

-Excuse us.

-Yeah, if you don't mind, us wolves are trying to sleep.

-Yeah.

(Sorry, shhh.)

(Come on, let's go.)

(Sleep well, wolves.)

-(Come on, quickly.)

-Sweet dreams.

WOLF SNORES

# You really can't be going Oh, say it isn't true

# The Furchester will never be as furry without you

# So don't check out don't check out

# Please, please, please Please don't go

-# Don't check out

-Don't check out

# No, no, no, no, no, no, no

# Please, please don't check out!

THEY PARTY

# Farewell from The Furchester Hotel! #