The Woolly Sisters The Furchester Hotel

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# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel

-# Your room is ready for you

-Just need to get the bed

# The lamp, the desk, the rug, the sink

# A pillow for your head

# The hotel's run by monsters and staff beyond compare

# We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere

-# So welcome

-To The Furchester

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# Welcome...

ELMO GIGGLES

# To The Furchester

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-# Dining style

-So genteel

-Cookie come with every meal

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-# Here's your keys

-So check right in

-Let your furry stay begin

# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel. #

Now, remember, Furchesters, the guest knows best.

What does the guest know?

-BOTH:

-The guest knows best.

-Best!

-Hello, Mrs Furchester.

-Excuse me, Mr Dow.

-We're just a little busy right now. Excellent.

-Thank you.

Guest knows best.

PHONE RINGS

-Oh, excuse me.

-We're in the middle of something here.

Furchester front desk.

You left your boots at home, Mr Millipede?

Well, we can order some for you.

You need how many?

700 is a lot of boots.

I'm sure we're going to like it here. The hotel is...

Very welcoming. That's right.

I'll deal with the luggage. Why don't you...

-Get checked in?

-Yes.

-Good idea.

Oh! A new guest.

We welcome you with furry arms.

You must be Ms Woolly.

We have room 222 all ready for you.

Lovely. Could I have some tea sent up?

I'll see to it at once.

Oh, Fergus! Could you please take over?

Oh, coming, my dear. I'm just fixing the lift.

Oh, right, you must be Ms Woolly, room 222.

I'll just get your key.

Now, let's have a look.

Oh! Oh, that's odd. I can't seem to find it.

Oh, that's all right.

I've got a spare.

There you go.

Thank you. By the way, do you have a fence?

Fence?

For jumping over!

We sheep love jumping over fences.

Just send it to the garden, would you?

-Phoebe! Elmo!

-You looking for us?

Could you please bring a fence to Ms Woolly, our sheep guest?

-She'd like to jump over it.

-Right away.

-OK, me got Ms Woolly's order.

-She's out in the garden.

-Me thought she up in room.

-Must have changed her mind.

Don't forget what Funella said. The guest knows...

Best! Yeah, yeah, yeah, me got it.

Funella! Funella!

-Can you come and take over, my dear? The lift is still broken.

-Coming!

Just ordering boots for Mr Millipede.

Millipedes have got so many feet.

-You're going to be on the phone all day.

-Oh, yes, one more boot.

Oh, and one more boot. Yes.

We have what Ms Woolly wanted, Mum.

-Oh, good, she's in room 222.

-OK, Auntie Funella.

Okey dokey. Here we go.

-I got your tea right here.

-Tea?

-Yep.

Oh, no, I prefer milk. I'm a real milk drinker.

Oh, OK, you know what?

Me going to write that down for me remember. Milk!

And do you have my fence?

Fence? Why you need fence?

For jumping over.

OK, guest know best. Fence.

Got it. OK, we've got fence and we've got milk.

OK, me be right back.

You going to enjoy this. This going to be terrific.

-A fence?

-Uh-huh.

-I don't want a fence.

Why would I want a fence in my room?

I certainly know what I do want

and that's some tea.

Ms Furchester must've forgotten.

Sometimes, to help me remember, I write things down.

-Great idea!

-And could I please have a towel, too.

-A towel. Right, tea and a towel.

-Right.

-Come on, Elmo.

-OK.

Yes. Yes. Yes, I still need to order another boot.

-Oh, sorry, you're on the phone.

-Yes. Millipedes do have 700 feet.

-Yeah. Me...

-Yes, I could just order 700 boots all at once.

-Yeah, you could...

-Very well. I'd like 700 boots.

Oh, you done! OK, listen, we got big problem. We got big mix-up.

-A mix-up?

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guest no want tea, she wants milk.

-Milk?

-Yeah, milk.

-Not tea?

-No tea. Milk.

-Oh, that's a terrible mix-up.

-Yeah.

Our guests must not be happy.

-I'll take the milk up to her room straight away.

-Terrific.

-Oh, wait a minute. Me thought she in garden.

-No, no, room 222.

-Got it.

Me going to go look for fence. You got this. Me got to do this.

-Bye-bye.

-PHONE RINGS

Oh! Hello, Furchester front desk.

Oh, Ms Woolly. I'm bringing your milk up now.

Oh, good.

-Would you mind bringing me a helmet, too?

-If you say so.

The guest knows best.

Helmet. I'm writing that down so I don't forget.

Very sensible.

Fergus! Could you please take over?

Of course, dear.

-I fixed the lift this time.

-Well done.

Dad! We have a problem!

-Ms Woolly doesn't want a fence.

-No, she wants tea and a towel.

Oh, sorry. I thought she said fence.

Oh, I'd better repeat it to myself so I can remember this time.

Ms Woolly wants tea and a towel.

Tea and a towel.

-Tea!

-Towel!

-ALL:

-Tea towel! Give me tea! Give me tea!

-ALL:

-Oh! Oh!

End of line! What you doing?

-ALL:

-Hooray!

Hello, Ms Woolly. Just what you asked for.

Milk and a helmet.

Here we are, Ms Woolly. Tea and a towel.

That's all wrong.

Oh, no. It's all wrong.

I'm very disappointed.

Oh, a disappointed guest!

Oh, a disappointed guest!

This is a huge problem.

It's a catastrophe!

# It's more than just a slip up or a mess-up or a mishap

# A Furchester catastrophe we need to fix it fast-rophe

# Put it in the past-rophe This simply cannot last-rophe

# A Furchester catastrophe The problem is so bad-strophe

# We're really flabbergast-rophe Let's ding the bell for blast-trophe

# Catastrophe catastrophe What a disas-trophe

# Catastrophe catastrophe Let's put it in the past-trophe

# It's a catastro... What a disaster It's a catastrophe! #

Hmm... What to do? What to do?

We just need to work out how to make things right for Ms Woolly

so she won't be disappointed.

-Let's put our furry heads together and think.

-OK!

-Oh, yes!

-Why don't we go over... Why don't you go over what's happened?

-Good idea.

Let's see. Ms Woolly asked for milk in her room.

You mean a tea in the garden, dearest.

No, no, no, sweetums.

It was definitely milk in her room.

-Are you certain you're thinking of Ms Woolly, lovebug?

-Yes.

-Covered in wool?

-Yes.

-Pink flower in her hair?

-You mean a yellow flower in her hair?

Fuzza-wubba!

We've all been thinking there was only one Ms Woolly

but what if there were really...

-BOTH:

-I've come to ask about my order.

I know what's happened.

-You do? I'm completely confused.

-There are two of them, Mum.

Oh, so that's why we got confused when we sent their orders up.

-It all makes perfect sense.

-You're identical twins!

-Oh, but we're not identical twins.

-We're triplets. We're three sheep.

-Who look the same.

-I would like some tea and a helmet, please.

-Well...

-ALL:

-The guest knows best!

# You really can't be going Oh say it isn't true

# The Furchester will never be as furry without you

-# We'd like you to stay forever

-Or longer if you can

# We put our furry heads together and came up with this plan

# So don't check out don't check out

# Please, please, please Please don't go

-# Don't check out

-Don't check out

# No, no, no, no, no, no, no

# Don't check out Don't check out

# Please, please, please Please don't go!

-# Don't check out

-Don't check out

# No, no, no, no, no, no, no

# Please, please don't check out... #

THEY PARTY

# ..Farewell from The Furchester Hotel! #