Wake Up Call The Furchester Hotel

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# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel

-# Your room is ready for you

-Just need to get the bed

-# The lamp, the desk, the rug, the sink

-A pillow for your head

# The hotel's run by monsters and staff beyond compare

# We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere

-# So welcome

-To The Furchester

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# Welcome! To The Furchester

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-Dine in style

-So genteel

-Cookie come with every meal

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-# Here's your keys

-So check right in

-Let your furry stay begin

# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel. #

Ms Furchester.

-HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

-Um... Ms Furchester.

DING! DING! DING!

-Oh! Oh, Mr Dull.

-Hello.

What can I do for you?

I need a wake-up call for 12 o'clock exactly.

Course, Mr Dull.

-We have the finest wake-up system in any monster hotel.

-Oh.

And here he is.

Ladies.

CHICKENS SWOON

-Beaky.

-Hi.

-Hello.

Beaky, please show our guest your wake-up crow.

-Oh, of course.

-HE CROWS

Whoa! Oof.

Well, that should wake me up.

Now, don't forget, 12 o'clock exactly.

OK, yep. I'll set it now.

When Beaky hears the clock ding-dong,

he'll know it's time to...

-HE CROWS

-Whoa!

-You see, Mr Dull, Beaky here never forgets.

-Hm-hm.

I hope you're right.

But, Beaky, isn't today your day off?

Oh, yes. I forgot.

Who will remember to wake up Mr Dull?

This is a huge problem.

Well, maybe you could give the wake-up call, Mum.

-Like this.

-SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

EH EH-EH EH-EH!

Oh. Is it time for me to wake up already?

I heard a loud call, Ms Furchester, but I haven't even been to bed yet.

Oh, no, Mr Dull, I was just practising my crowing.

Ah. Well, could you please practise quietly?

Course, Mr Dull.

-I really need my sleep.

-Sweet dreams.

Well, now you know how to crow.

You'll be fine. I'm off to visit mother.

I know HOW to give the wake-up call,

but how am I going to remember WHEN to make it?

When I need to remember something, Mum,

I just say it over and over to myself.

So maybe you could just say,

"When I hear the ding-dong, it's time to eh eh-eh eh-eh."

Excellent, Phoebe! I'll just repeat,

"When I hear the ding-dong, it's time to eh-eh-eh-eh-eh."

I can remember that. Oh, thanks, Phoebe.

That's perfect. Let's see.

When I hear the ding-dong, it's time to...

BONG!

-Tea...

-..time!

THEY GIBBER EXCITEDLY

It's time to bong.

No, it's time to...

Oh, what?

Oh, yes, I remember.

Eh eh-eh eh-eh. That's it.

Oh! But what if I forget again?

Then what do I do?

Oh, this is a real problem.

Isabel, let's put our furry heads together and think.

R-r-r-r-ra!

Ah! What I need is another remembering plan.

I've got it!

I need someone to remind me.

-Furgus!

-Yes, dear?

Oh, Furgus, could you remember to remind me

when I hear the ding-dong, it's time to eh eh-eh eh-eh?

Of course I'll remember. I'll just tie a ribbon around my finger.

-That's how I remember everything.

-But what are the other ribbons for?

Ah. Erm... Let me... I don't remember.

You don't remember? That could be a problem.

I'd better find someone to remind you to remind me.

Cor, that's an excellent plan.

-Oh, boy.

-Elmo!

-Ah.

Do you think you could remember to remind Uncle Furgus to remind me

when the clock ding-dongs, it's time to eh eh-eh eh-eh?

HE LAUGHS OK, Auntie Funella.

OK. We've got our remembering plan.

Wait!

-What if I can't find you? That would be a problem.

-Yep.

I'd better find someone to remind you

-to remind Furgus to remind ME.

-Huh?

But who can remind Elmo?

-Dum-dee-dum-dum-dum. Dum-dee-dum...

-Cookie Monster!

-Yeah, wha, wha, wha, wha?

-I need someone to remind Elmo

to remind Furgus to remind me

when I hear the ding-dong, it's time to eh eh-eh eh-eh.

-Oh, me could do that.

-You won't forget?

-Of course not.

Me have a no-fail way to remember. Yeah.

-All me need is a cookie.

-Oh.

-When me see cookie, me remember.

-Perfect.

I happen to have a cookie...

-right here.

-Oh, boy, oh, boy.

Num-num.

You know, uh...

maybe we could try out remembering plan right now.

-You know, make sure it work.

-Good idea, Cookie Monster.

-Thank you.

Now, Isabel!

Could you please pretend to be the clock going, "Ding-dong".

-DING! DING! DING!

-Cookie!

Um-num-num om-nom-nom num-num num-num-num.

Ah. Now me remember to tell Elmo.

Excuse me. Dum-dee-dum-dum.

-Yo, Elmo!

-What's up?

-It time.

-It's time?

ELMO SNEEZES Uncle Furgus. Uncle Furgus.

Ah-ha-ha! Uncle Furgus!

Uncle Furgus needs to remind Auntie Funella

when Auntie Funella hears the ding-dong,

it's time to eh-eh eh-eh eh-eh!

Oh, so that's what this ribbon was for. Heh!

My love, I have to remind you

when you hear the ding-dong, it's time to eh eh-eh eh-eh.

Of course!

EH EH-EH EH-EH!

Whoa. Wake-up time already?

Well done, everyone. That was wonderful.

Is it 12 o'clock, Ms Furchester?

Oh, Mr Dull, we were just testing the wake-up call.

Testing? But you woke me up.

Then the test was a wonderful success.

Ha-ha-ha-ha.

But you really should get some sleep, Mr Dull.

-You look very tired.

-Yeah.

That's what I was trying to do.

Our remembering plan worked perfectly.

-Thank you, everyone!

-Oh, yeah! ELMO LAUGHS

Now we just have to wait for the clock to...

-DING-A-LING!

-Oh!

There's the ding-dong! It's time!

Cookie Monster! Where's Cookie Monster?

Oh, I'd better remind Elmo myself.

Elmo! Elmo!

Oh. Oh, dear. I'll have to remind Furgus myself.

Furgus!

-Maa?

-Oh, where's Furgus?

Maa.

Oh, never mind. It's hopeless.

Mum! Mum, what's the matter?

I have a huge problem.

My remembering plan is ruined and it's time to wake up Mr Dull.

This is a catastrophe.

DING! DING! DING!

# It's more than just a slip up or a mess-up or a mishap

# A Furchester catastrophe We need to fix it fast-rophe

# Put it in the past-rophe This simply can not last-rophe

# A Furchester catastrophe The problem is so bad-strophe

# We're really flabbergast-rophe Let's ding the bell for blast-trophe

# Catastrophe catastrophe What a disas-trophe

# Catastrophe catastrophe We need to fix it fast-trophe

# Catastrophe catastrophe Let's put it in the past-trophe

# It's a catastra, what a disaster It's a catastrophe! #

Everyone's forgotten to remind me when I hear the ding-dong,

it's time to eh eh-eh eh-eh.

What am I going to do?

But, Mum, you don't need anyone to remind you to wake up Mr Dull.

-You remembered it yourself.

-I did?

-Mm.

-You're right!

-Yeah.

-I did.

Oh, Phoebe, all the repeating worked.

I'd better wake up Mr Dull.

EH EH-EH EH-E-E-E-EH!

Whoa! Oh.

LIFT PINGS

Oh. Ha-ha-ha. I'm up on time.

Something in this hotel actually works.

Well, I told you we had a perfect wake-up system.

Oh, you did indeed.

Oh, but I am going to need another wake-up call

for four o'clock. See you then.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Ah.

DING! DING! DING! DING!

# You really can't be going

# Oh, say it isn't true

# The Furchester will never be as furry without you

# So don't check out Don't check out

# Please, please, please Please don't go

-# Don't check out

-Don't check out

# No, no, no, no, no, no, no Please, please, don't check out! #

# Farewell from The Furchester Hotel! #