Hotel Inspector The Furchester Hotel


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# La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la

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# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel

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# Your room is ready for you

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# Just need to get the bed

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# The lamp, the desk, the rug the sink

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# A pillow for your head

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# The hotel's run by monsters a staff beyond compare

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# We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere

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-# So welcome

-To The Furchester

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# La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la

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# Welcome...

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ELMO GIGGLES

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# To The Furchester

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# La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la

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-# Dine in style

-So genteel

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# Cookie come with every meal

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# La-la-la la-la-la La-la-la-la

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-# Here's your keys

-So check right in

-Let your furry stay begin

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# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel. #

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Oh, hello!

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CLUCKING

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Yes? Nice job, Mrs Clucksmore. Thank you.

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Funella, dear, I think the lift's ready.

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Just in time! The hotel inspector could be here at any minute.

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Oh!

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Wait, Elmo still doesn't get it. What's a hotel inspector?

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It's someone who comes and takes a look at the hotel

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-to make sure it's a nice place for guests.

-Ah!

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And if the inspector likes what he sees,

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he might give The Furchester another half star rating.

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-And that would make one whole star.

-A dream come true.

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-Wait until you see the lift!

-Oh, yeah!

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Mrs Clucksmore just put in a new voice command system.

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No more buttons to push, you just say where you want to go.

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Ahem.

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Take us to floor two.

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LIFT: 'Please cluck the floor number you would like to go to.'

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Oh, dear. I think it only understands chicken.

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The inspector might not like that.

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Cluck, cluck.

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'Two clucks. Going to floor two.'

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-LIFT DINGS

-I think this could be a problem.

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All our beds are now automatic.

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They go up and down with the touch of a button, see?

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BED WHIRS

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THEY LAUGH

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-Yeah!

-Fancy!

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Oh! Wh...?! Ah!

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-HE PANTS

-Better tell Funella.

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So, the beds and the lift aren't working properly?

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Oh, dear, this is a problem.

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The inspector's going to be here at any minute.

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There's no time to fix them.

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-What are we going to do?

-We need a plan.

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Let's put our furry heads together and think.

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Fuzzawubba!

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That gives me a monster idea.

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-We just won't let the inspector see anything go wrong.

-How?

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We'll distract him.

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You know, get him to focus on something else instead.

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BELL DINGS

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Let's just hope the Hotel Inspector doesn't find out!

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Find out what?

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Oh! How excited we are to see you, inspector.

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We welcome you with furry arms.

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No, no, no. No time for hugging. Sorry, we must get down to business.

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I've got a list of all the things I need to inspect in this hotel.

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Remember the plan. If anything goes wrong, distract him.

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Gotcha!

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Perhaps you'd like to start with a cookie.

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-Cookie!

-Cookie! I'll write that down.

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Cookie!

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-Mr Hotel Inspector, look, look! Elmo can do a handstand.

-Oh, yes!

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-Ah.

-Ta-da!

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Yes, that's very amusing.

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But I have to get to work inspecting, now.

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Well, there is so much to see here in the lobby.

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Yes, guests love to relax here, it's so peaceful and calm.

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GONG SOUNDS

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What's that?

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Tea time!

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MONSTERS ALL SHOUT

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Let me show you the office. Right now!

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-Tea time!

-Tea time!

-Tea time!

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-This way, please.

-Oh, OK.

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Oh. It's very cosy.

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I think I've seen all I need to see in here.

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What is going on out there?

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What is all this hubbub about?

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-Fergus, could you show the inspector to the kitchen, darling?

-Certainly.

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I gave it a spit and polish this morning.

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-Without the spit, obviously. This way.

-Oh.

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Excuse me, what's happened to the lift?

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There are no buttons to press.

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Mr Dull! All you have to do is cluck.

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Cluck?

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LIFT: 'One cluck, going to floor one.'

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But I'm on three!

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Well, the kitchen looks fine, Miss Furchester.

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-Oh, good!

-Now I'd like to see the upstairs guest rooms, please.

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-We can take the lift. ALL:

-No!

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-Why don't we take the stairs? You know, for exercise.

-Exercise.

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Well, I suppose I could use the exercise.

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THEY SIGH

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For the last time, lift, I want to go to floor three.

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Cluck, cluck, cluck.

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'Three clucks. Going to floor three.'

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Finally. Now I can go to my room for a rest.

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LIFT DINGS

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THEY CLUCK

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'Five clucks. Going to floor five.'

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No! Not floor five!

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CLUCKING

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OK, and here's the room.

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Yes, this room is very pleasant.

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Let's see what the bed is like, shall we?

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BOTH: No!

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And why not?

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Um... Phoebe?

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Because I have to show you

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how many towels I can balance on my head.

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Towels? What?

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-It's four!

-Yes, that's very impress... No, look!

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I have to inspect every part of this hotel,

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and that includes the beds.

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Phoebe, Phoebe!

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Ah! Very firm. Very clean.

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Yes. Very nice indeed.

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THEY SIGH

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Ah!

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What? What's going on?

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Oh!

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Golly! Goodness me!

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Excuse me!

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Whoa!

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Please get me out of here!

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That bed is terrible. I'll be telling my boss about this.

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Mr Hotel Inspector, Mr Hotel Inspector!

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-I don't think our plan is working any more.

-Oh!

-Come on.

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-CLUCKING

-I'm free! I'm free!

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This entire hotel is out of control!

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I'm so sorry, inspector.

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-Here, have a cookie.

-Well, thank you very much.

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Cookie!

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Nom nom nom! Thank you!

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-There we are.

-That's it! This hotel is a disaster.

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-It fails its inspection. BOTH:

-Fails?!

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Does this mean we won't get that other half star?

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I don't think it deserves any stars at all.

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In fact, I'm taking back the half star that you already had.

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But who will want to stay in a no-star hotel?

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We won't have any guests.

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-This is a huge problem.

-This is a catastrophe.

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DING DING DING

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# It's more than just a slip up or a mess-up or a mishap

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# A Furchester catastrophe we need to fix it fast-rophe

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# Put it in the past-rophe This simply cannot last-rophe

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# A Furchester catastrophe The problem is so bad-strophe

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# We're really flabbergast-rophe Let's ding the bell for blast-trophe

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# Catastrophe catastrophe What a disas-trophe

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# Catastrophe catastrophe We need to fix it fast-trophe

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# Catastrophe catastrophe let's put it in the past-trophe

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# It's a catastra what a disaster It's a catastrophe! #

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Please, sir, I know a lot of things went wrong today,

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but we love our hotel. We care so much about our guests.

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Yes.

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And we're so sorry for everything you've gone through.

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You poor inspector, you need a big hug.

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Oh! No, no, no.

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I said none of that.

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Actually... Actually, that's quite nice.

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-Oh, I suppose you really do care. ALL:

-Yes!

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Ruff, ruff! Ruff, ruff!

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-He says he loves the lift.

-Ruff, ruff!

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And it's the greatest hotel ever.

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Well, perhaps I've been a bit too hard on your hotel.

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-Does that mean we passed the inspection?

-Good heavens, no!

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But I suppose I can let you keep your half star.

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-ALL:

-Yay!

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-ELMO:

-Thank you!

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Now, if you'll all excuse me, it's been a very hard day,

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-and I'm going home to get some rest.

-Of course.

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-Thank you so much, Inspector.

-This calls for a celebration!

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ALL: Yay!

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Oh, no! Furchesters! I'm stuck! Help!

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-Oh!

-Oh, boy! We'll help you, Mr Hotel Inspector, sir.

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Help, Furchesters, please! I'm stuck!

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DING DING DING DING

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# You really can't be going Oh, say it isn't true

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# The Furchester will never be as furry without you

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# So don't check out don't check out

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# Please, please, please Please don't go

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-# Don't check out

-Don't check out

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# No, no, no, no, no, no, no Please, please don't check out!

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THEY PARTY

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# Farewell from The Furchester Hotel! #

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