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Baptised in 1951 in Ireland as Robert Frederick Zenon Geldof,

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who reached number one with

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His earliest nickname, Bob the Gob, came from his outspoken style.

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and Live 8, ten years later,

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as part of his campaign against

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Boomtown Rats. Although for some,

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to David Cameron, Prime Minister

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or President Obama, could you?

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and I would get Bono to call Obama.

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So you have... You have power at that level still? You have access.

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And you have access initially through

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and I think probably stems from

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when that whole celebrity notion

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I think, when politicians became confused as to whether they were

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or celebrities in their own right.

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Where they were appealing in HELLO!

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So we sought to use that, really.

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But you only have access in as much as that you talk about the thing

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You don't go in and start talking

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Because you won't be listened to.

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And, you know, they are busy people and you have X amount of time.

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I've been doing the African issue for, whatever it is, 30 years.

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I know from whence I speak.

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I certainly know more about

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than maybe the leader does,

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but he will be surrounded by civil servants who are also expert.

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So you have to be on your mettle, you've got to have an agenda,

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certain results in the half-hour

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power now in their forties, fifties,

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it's just the right generation

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They are the Live Aid generation.

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I mean, most of them remember, presumably, having watched it.

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Blair, people forget, was very young in Parliament when Band Aid happened.

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But once it became a phenomenon

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because numbers are political.

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I mean, Thatcher wrote to me and the Liberals wrote to me.

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around something that most people

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have forgotten about, about whether

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And this became...blown up.

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And I think it was Neil Kinnock

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But what he did do was he went and got all living Prime Ministers

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Prime Minister, where he is

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Whatever else one might think,

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and achievable once you had power.

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cos you can look back and say,

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"I did that. It can be done."

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And that was to our advantage.

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Is it true you rang up Blair from Africa and shouted at him? Yes.

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But I've rung Blair from many places

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He says I do, but, I mean...

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I'm fluent enough, but I don't

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The other thing I see myself doing

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doesn't annoy me. That's just it.

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But it's such a great word.

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but it is the emphasis on something

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it can be humour, it can be whatever.

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a great consequence one day.

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and I got overwrought and I swore.

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People were enraptured with the day.

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The romance of it. Which I never quite got until afterwards.

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It was a gorgeous day in Britain. Everyone was watching this thing.

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here were these great bands,

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and they forgot what it was.

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And I think that my panic...

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I tried to find the word and I just,

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It was like a slap, I think.

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And especially then, that word was a little more violent, maybe.

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Although it's like "Play it again, Sam." You never actually said,

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"Give us your fucking money."

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at the time, the announcers,

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the DJs, were talking about

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and that word, at that moment,

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seemed to exemplify that urgency.

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you've got to get on the phone

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and take the money out of your pocket. Don't go to the pub tonight.

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you have had many formal proposals,

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I have often been asked why I don't.

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But no-one... Like at the time of the whole Martin Bell thing,

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when there was this call for people

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People suggested always to me, "Why don't you go into it?" But why?

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it was a single-issue thing.

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I thought it was awful, preposterous,

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this cockamamie simplicity,

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as many people dying as possible.

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Two, hunger is only symptomatic of

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a singular empirical economic

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And given that it's political

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and given that it's economic,

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the agents of change in our world,

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To do that, you need to create a lobby that agrees with you.

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And then you have access. So that is the sequence of events. It took us...

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I think 2005 was the key moment

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when all that effort paid off,

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So here, you had a man who was almost contemporary with me and this issue,

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who, after this shouting from Africa,

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and come and see him. And the

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why does this massive continent

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Eight miles, that is the gap between

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still the richest continent in the world and the poorest.

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he was advised not to do it.

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I mean, his adviser would say, "What is the upside?" They're very blunt.

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Not to me, but just saying,

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And my pitch was - we didn't have

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2005, Kofi Annan called it the "Rubicon-crossing moment" for Africa.

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except they would say to me, "Name one country that succeeded with aid."

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So that was achieved, more or less.

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What we hadn't thought of was massive

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to secure the raw materials to power their economy, which kept us going.

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And the fourth thing that brought

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increased aid and investment,

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the glue, the virtual infrastructure in a continent with no roads,

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air or rail was mobile telephony,

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So as soon as this got disseminated

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like everywhere else where people can talk and trade, bang, take-off.

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seven of the ten fastest-growing

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at this moment are African.

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But some of these situations

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and you're jamming with him

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"This is just effing weird,"

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but I'm lucky that I can do that.

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I get to hear and see things I never

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you just think it's normal.

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You know, at 13, I was doing the anti-apartheid thing in school

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and be friendly with Nelson Mandela.

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And you kind of have to go...

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When we played South Africa,

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And then the kids and that, you know,

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Another consequence of what

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the first Irishman in space.

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trying to get around to that, Lawson!

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It's only 15 minutes, but how

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I do... I don't know what reason, I do really want to see the Earth.

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"What are you going to do up there?

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It's pointless, in the end,

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to play out alternative lives

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in your head the scenario...

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and I know this is dismissed -

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but what is essential to me

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playing live and, to be clear,

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The need to make music and to make these songs and these records.

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Cos the process of the songs

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It doesn't stop, it goes on.

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People are interested in you, but you are a very famous musician

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But that doesn't bother you?

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it probably does bother me.

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I understand, as I constantly say,

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that the brand is bigger than

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nobody knows what they do, really.

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we chucked out all the oldies,

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the music I'm doing, even though

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it was playlisted on Radio 2, the biggest station in the country,

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they playlisted it because they

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Does it sell records any more? No.

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What was the number one sales

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My first number one, to get there,

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When you go back and do something

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is that strange? Is it a sort of

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that you're recreating something

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I've said that I'm doing it

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The age thing is significant

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passed between us doing anything.

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it only gets to 89 in the charts.

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I am much more interested in that

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I said, "Let's give it a go."

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and it was very weird, but charming.

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and, I promise you now, not trying to sell the gigs or anything,

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that random group of individuals.

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You know... Like, if I took the technicians and you here

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Put another guy in, something else.

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And, of course, that's what made

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I'm going to mention a few of the descriptions often used about you.

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people say. Do you accept that? No.

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I don't think I'm arrogant.

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because there is a lot of rubbish

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he was broke when Live Aid started

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"and now he's very wealthy.

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"You do the math," they say.

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And they are all astonishing,

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and we should settle it for people.

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You are rich because you sold

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another very successful one,

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which is "planet" backwards.

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And that's why you're wealthy. I also have other companies.

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I've got this educational technology

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Also...do lots of other things

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Wrote the book, which bailed me out of being broke after Live Aid.

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I mean, that is why I got offered

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And I couldn't do that because it was using what had happened to me.

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not least being...ten years, our records weren't selling.

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pick up the record contract.

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So I was offered a solo contract,

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So after two years of doing this thing, you know, I was out of cash.

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And the Rats hadn't made money

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where you are being offered all these silly things that would have,

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in my view, abused that thing.

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So the only legitimate way...

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the curiosity about this person

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And thirdly, make some money from it.

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So I got 100 grand, I think,

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Like, it must be pretty wild,

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Well, I don't hang with them,

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and it's interesting I'm with them. And I know I'm wealthy, but I forget.

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I know this sounds weird to people and, "Lucky you," you know,

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the genteel sort of poverty

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It's not poverty as you see it in

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but there was no money. And...

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And I can't escape that panic

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and employing people and, you know,

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I'm very afraid of is loneliness,

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because that was it at the beginning.

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no more than I'm consciously aware that I'm with some mega politician.

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I wrote in the margin of your book

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It was astonishing to me. With the notable exception of your father,

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you have the early death of

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You're sitting eating a sandwich

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by a train in front of you.

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A brother-in-law. Much later, Paula.

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You have been stalked by it, really.

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when people scrutinised the Rats'

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That all the time, there's reference to it, which I hadn't noticed.

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What you've just said to me,

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I've thought about, not recently,

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I don't want this adventure

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Engaged all the time, and gradually, as his world became narrower,

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Part of me hopes this bloody rocket

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relationship with your dad?

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is that the parent who survives

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When I started beginning to be

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..I was opting out of everything.

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And I was more interested in stuff that was happening...

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I mean, I was reading a lot,

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do homework, so I just read.

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And I was reading Steinbeck,

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Studs Terkel, the brilliant

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which I took the name Boomtown Rats.

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And Dickens. I had a bout of pleurisy

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You know, it was a very thin world,

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The potential for being a kid

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where there is no rock 'n' roll circuit, where the bands are thin,

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pale imitations of funky grooves

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with names like Nightbus, Supply

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And suddenly, into this world

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famously to people in my generation -

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microstation on the planet,

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talking of other universes, other

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You know their names - Jagger, Townshend, Lennon, Dylan, et cetera.

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You know, I just ferociously

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inchoately felt and wanted to say.

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the inevitability of change,

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Don't forget, Mick and Keith

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You know, being disempowered, put down, beaten up, beaten down,

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because of something as preposterous as the colour of your skin.

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I just simply couldn't get it.

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I had never seen someone of a different colour in Ireland anyway,

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so perhaps it was easy for me.

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you become enraged with this.

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And I had a mate, Mick Foley. And the two of us listened to the blues

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and tried to play harmonica,

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He's now one of the editors of

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And so, you know, right-on,

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not characters from Dickens,

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men who had lost their lives

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And it doesn't have to be that way. In fact, it shouldn't be that way.

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So when the Rats became exactly that, that platform, that rhetoric,

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of course you are going to write

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Of course you are going to look around and write Banana Republic.

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be in America and an event happens

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and you write I Don't Like Mondays.

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And the chilling thing is, as I said, I could write them yesterday.

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ours more spectacularly than most.

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# Banana Republic

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# Sufferin' in the screamin' sea

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# The black and blue uniforms

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The reason you're on your own

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your father was away, he was a salesman, so he was doing that.

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Your mother had died suddenly.

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There is a memoir by the writer

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who lost his mother in similar circumstances, and he describes

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suddenly becoming aware as a child of adults crying in the house.

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And you had a similar experience,

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I was the boy and the third child,

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on the night my mum died, I remember

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she gave me a cuddle, sitting in the bay window of the house.

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and there is this hubbub downstairs.

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and he sits at the side of the bed.

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And he just said, "Your mum died last night," and he started crying.

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And, of course, you're six,

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And forever doesn't mean much.

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And anyway, your mum is just

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my mother again. I wasn't...

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I didn't go to the funeral. Kids didn't in those days, I suppose.

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You were taken to the cinema.

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Buster Keaton and Charlie Chaplin.

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I knew there was something up.

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I wasn't told she was being buried.

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..a weirdness about the adults

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like I was this tender little thing.

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One of the reasons perhaps bands, it is so difficult for them

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thrown together accidentally.

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Quite randomly. That was certainly the case with the Rats, wasn't it?

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One day, beautiful spring evening,

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a different pub, Fitzgerald's, which

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one from just down the road, Garry,

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and one the brother of a mate of mine, Johnnie. And I was...

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His older brother was my mate. And they were sitting there.

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George Harrison, I'd written about.

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And they said, "We were actually thinking of starting a band."

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And I said, "Well, with what?"

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And Garry said, "I've got a guitar."

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And Johnnie said, "I've got

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know, did blues things at parties.

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instruments?" "Don't know."

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and the stylistics, nothing.

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"You have got to talk about

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And Garry said, "You should be

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He calls me the next day and he says, you know, "Let's go into town

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He also bought a Meazzi amp.

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Now, you may not know this esoteric machine, but the great thing

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And his mother told us to shut up and, you know, to stop that racket,

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You must have been pleased with

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which sounds like, you know,

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some wild, Hollywood thing.

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want to shag on my dad's bed.

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Where was my bedroom? I don't know.

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and I was just going to take

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We were on the floor and she was smoking, and the fag drifted off.

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I came back to this blazing inferno.

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My dad was away, and... He was in Spain, wasn't he? He was, yeah.

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So I thought, "I've got to face up to this." So I went to the airport.

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So we were in the car going back

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and then we talked the holiday chat.

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He said, "So what have you been

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As we were driving towards this

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"So, you remember the house?"

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'remember'?" So that was it.

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I was sad because a lot of his photos

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Music is very big on categorisation, partly because of record stores

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which, for younger viewers,

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But New Wave, punk, all that stuff,

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we started a year before that sort of exploded in the UK. That idea.

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I was aware that there was a pressing demand for change, especially through

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the New Musical Express and writers

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He wrote something about "All aboard the Titanic," or something.

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writing for the NME, don't forget.

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And I completely agreed with this.

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I thought it was going to be

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the absolute kings of this.

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You had Kilburn And The High Roads, which later became Ian Dury.

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who was superseded, unfortunately,

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What did it mean to us, you know, limousines, bouffants and mansions?

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And we come to England in '76.

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And we got confused with that.

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Cos we looked like this, but at the time, because of the Feelgoods,

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But we were younger than them.

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faster than them. For some reason,

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trying to jump on this bandwagon.

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There was a cultural Taliban saying,

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And, you know, I am contrarian

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This lot are against that orthodoxy,

0:38:250:38:27

just as institutionalised as

0:38:300:38:34

There was a disparity between the

0:38:380:38:42

I vividly remember people walking around singing I Don't Like Mondays

0:38:510:38:54

as if it was about not having French

0:38:540:38:58

rather than actually shooting large numbers of your classmates.

0:38:580:39:01

the thing about Mondays was...

0:39:070:39:11

against somebody shooting someone.

0:39:130:39:16

It was this sort of amorality that I encountered in America.

0:39:180:39:21

This sort of wild moral vacuum

0:39:210:39:25

Bret Easton Ellis is best about it in

0:39:250:39:29

And I think that came a year later. I am not sure if it was a year before.

0:39:290:39:32

I certainly remember reading that.

0:39:320:39:34

And I obviously don't have his skill, but it was this oddness about it.

0:39:340:39:40

And also, the fact that on the plane over, I had been reading about

0:39:400:39:42

these new things called computers and that they had invented a system of,

0:39:420:39:47

you know, making them very powerful

0:39:470:39:50

And that was made of silicon.

0:39:500:39:54

The silicon chip inside the brain.

0:39:540:39:58

And I thought, that's literally what

0:40:000:40:04

# The silicon chip inside her head

0:40:100:40:16

# And Daddy doesn't understand it

0:40:240:40:57

There was a chap called Steve Jobs

0:40:570:41:01

and play in his front lawn,

0:41:010:41:12

And, you know, I said, "A barbecue on a front lawn? With his mates

0:41:120:41:17

"building one of these things? No."

0:41:170:41:21

And I said, "No, we don't do

0:41:210:41:25

But all that was going on, so when

0:41:250:41:28

we'd done a song about a kid

0:41:320:41:35

who disappeared in Dublin who used

0:41:350:41:39

Hopeless. So we'd done this.

0:41:390:41:43

So here's this ghetto lager...

0:41:520:41:55

His dad worked up in Belfast

0:41:580:42:02

But an intense sense of music. And Van grows up listening to

0:42:040:42:09

But Van, being incredibly curious

0:42:090:42:12

of this great hinterland of another culture, and goes to investigate,

0:42:120:42:16

And comes up with this Yeats-ian

0:42:180:42:20

that he embues with the blues

0:42:200:42:22

and creates a whole new type of music, which influences Springsteen,

0:42:220:42:26

who clearly acknowledges it,

0:42:260:42:28

who picked up on Van but tried to marry it with Irish mythic stuff,

0:42:310:42:36

cos he was an outsider, he was the only black guy in Ireland,

0:42:360:42:38

basically, and tried to say, "I'm one of you..." I think.

0:42:380:42:42

I'll write about this kid, you know,

0:42:460:42:50

in this sort of...I'll describe

0:42:500:42:53

they never knew the words -

0:42:580:43:00

just the sense of it...make it

0:43:000:43:05

The fact that it went to number one was bizarre, because it was

0:43:050:43:09

John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John

0:43:090:43:12

"The traps have been sprung

0:43:150:43:18

behind all the closed doors.

0:43:180:43:21

from its scab-crusted sores.

0:43:210:43:23

and crying in the high-rise blocks.

0:43:230:43:26

"It's a rat trap." You know, how does that beat John Travolta

0:43:260:43:34

# You've been caught in a rat trap

0:43:480:43:51

# You've been caught in a rat trap. #

0:43:510:43:56

over your children's names.

0:43:560:43:59

Did you expect or even invite

0:43:590:44:01

which I loved - she was the one

0:44:180:44:24

She'd say all these things...

0:44:240:44:28

came along, I just wanted to say,

0:44:390:44:43

"Thanks. Never said it to you before,

0:44:430:44:48

but of course when we did it,

0:44:480:44:54

Well, is the Trixibelle bit,

0:44:560:44:58

is from Tennessee Williams,

0:44:580:45:02

I mean, he's clearly taking the piss.

0:45:020:45:07

He's doing all those things,

0:45:110:45:13

Paula loved all those dresses

0:45:130:45:18

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof thing...

0:45:210:45:24

And we were driving up Shaftesbury

0:45:320:45:35

and there was Tennessee Williams

0:45:380:45:40

So we just stopped, said, "Do you want a lift?" He said, "Yeah."

0:45:400:45:43

So we went off with Tennessee Williams in the thing, in the van,

0:45:430:45:47

"Fifi Trixibelle, it's such a strange name." And she said,

0:45:540:45:58

I took Fifi to ballet class when

0:46:010:46:06

galumphing around the place,

0:46:060:46:09

lady beside me, and she said,

0:46:090:46:12

"I love the name of your daughter." I said, "Thanks very much."

0:46:120:46:15

And I said, "What about these two -

0:46:210:46:23

And she said, "We had a terrible

0:46:230:46:28

"and I got fed up after six months of calling them Baby One and Two,

0:46:280:46:31

"and so, I was making jelly

0:46:310:46:40

But that happened afterwards.

0:46:570:46:59

She's called Little Pixie after Little Richard...first, and...

0:47:030:47:12

Yeah. And then Pixie Frou-frou

0:47:120:47:26

I mean, I took a Polaroid of her

0:47:290:47:33

And it was a difficult birth. And she

0:47:330:47:37

And Paula said, "She's an odd

0:47:370:47:40

like a Pixie," trying to be nice!

0:47:400:47:44

And... She was like a little pixie.

0:47:440:47:47

Peaches came out and she was like...

0:47:470:47:50

you know, classic English complexion.

0:47:500:47:54

Peaches and cream. Peaches.

0:47:540:47:57

"Why, Peaches Honeyblossom, you come right down here right now!"

0:48:020:48:05

And frankly, they can all fuck off.

0:48:050:48:09

the break-up of the marriage,

0:48:090:48:11

I remember talking to you around

0:48:130:48:17

front pages, paparazzi, all of that.

0:48:190:48:24

Is there any way of dealing with that, or do you just have

0:48:240:48:26

and just hope you're standing

0:48:260:48:30

So I'll go back now to a point

0:48:320:48:36

about that sense of loss seems

0:48:360:48:39

"Well, cumulatively, my dad,

0:48:390:48:42

all those things all the..."

0:48:420:48:46

"..all the mass death I saw in Africa..." You see, the thing is,

0:48:470:48:52

Mark, I have seen things that people shouldn't ever have to see.

0:48:520:48:57

So it's only when you access

0:48:570:49:02

that it bothers you, really.

0:49:020:49:04

you know, Paula leaving me...

0:49:060:49:11

and I go ahead and do that.

0:49:250:49:27

And, you know, you spend 20 years together and you create this family,

0:49:420:49:45

and she had, as some people know,

0:49:450:49:51

This bizarre, mad background,

0:49:510:49:54

we both have a thing about,

0:50:020:50:12

but literally, just what happened to,

0:50:120:50:22

but you can't comprehend it,

0:50:460:50:57

And, couldn't function at all.

0:50:570:51:02

And, er...so it was not good, it was not easy. And then...

0:51:020:51:06

Someone's taking care of me, but I'm steered, bizarrely,

0:51:090:51:14

into the path of this other

0:51:140:51:21

who hasn't a clue who I am in France.

0:51:230:51:26

and Live Aid uniquely in the planet.

0:51:260:51:30

I mean, she wasn't fooling,

0:51:300:51:32

and she's going like this today even, "I must look at it sometime."

0:51:320:51:36

sorry boring people about this stuff,

0:51:430:51:47

this ruined man, and I really cannot

0:51:500:51:54

I mean, you saw me at some point

0:51:540:51:58

Because what was happening over

0:52:060:52:09

..madness. I mean, genuine madness, what was happening over there,

0:52:120:52:15

so, you know, I'm freaking out

0:52:150:52:19

she's no notion of the English press.

0:52:250:52:28

You know, and we've heard over the last three years about the behaviour.

0:52:280:52:32

I can trump all of it, believe me.

0:52:320:52:35

And forget phone hacking of mobiles,

0:52:350:52:38

They rented the house opposite

0:52:400:52:43

and just had lenses in there.

0:52:430:52:46

Literally followed to France,

0:52:460:52:48

They may as well have had News of the World written on their shirts.

0:52:480:52:52

Were you hacked? Yeah. Yeah.

0:52:520:52:54

No. Um...because I don't have the sort of mobile that could be hacked.

0:52:570:53:01

but I was certainly bugged,

0:53:010:53:07

And other journalists who waited outside told me who was doing it.

0:53:070:53:10

That's how I know. The phone was

0:53:100:53:14

And, er...then the other journalists

0:53:150:53:26

and my mate got into the car

0:53:260:53:30

and then I slammed to a halt and he pulled in in front of the guy

0:53:340:54:01

So into this walks this girl

0:54:010:54:16

I don't want to get through this.

0:54:160:54:19

Yeah, I did think that, yeah.

0:54:190:54:21

Not heaving sobs, but just tears.

0:54:260:54:30

I'd been crying in my sleep.

0:54:300:54:33

And, um...a friend of mine,

0:54:340:54:39

I had great boy friends, men friends,

0:54:390:54:42

Johnny McGuire, Howard Angel,

0:54:420:54:47

Um...Charlie and Waheed from Planet.

0:54:480:54:51

Um...and Phil was kind of staying

0:54:510:54:57

and he said, "If you ever want to record anything, I'm here."

0:55:020:55:05

And, um...so they were trying

0:55:070:55:11

to sort of handle this thing.

0:55:110:55:14

And I really didn't understand

0:55:140:55:18

that it was a physical pain. I didn't understand that, but it's physical.

0:55:180:55:22

The doctor said, "Take these,"

0:55:220:55:26

because that's part of being human.

0:55:280:55:30

But it was so extreme, like,

0:55:300:55:33

my hair was turning white anyway,

0:55:330:55:36

but it was now accelerating, I lost,

0:55:360:55:40

But I was very ill, as well.

0:55:400:55:42

And, um...Keeping your end up.

0:55:420:55:45

And, er...So I just thought, I'm not going to do this any more now.

0:55:450:55:49

The pros and cons of being alive.

0:56:010:56:04

you won't feel this, you won't have

0:56:120:56:14

you won't see these people, you won't do this, this. Long list.

0:56:140:56:17

..frankly, that wasn't enough.

0:56:240:56:25

So I called my mate Pat and he just said, "You stay where you are now.

0:56:300:56:34

"Don't move. You stay where you are."

0:56:340:56:40

and pain and...all the rest of it.

0:56:520:56:55

Funny, I've been quoting throughout

0:56:570:57:00

Are we going to get another volume?

0:57:040:57:07

Because of some of the things

0:57:070:57:16

It was the 2005 G8 and the BBC

0:57:240:57:30

And frankly, it's not that gripping.

0:57:340:57:38

Um...and...I think it's lived

0:57:400:57:46

Um...I've tried, I think most

0:57:460:57:51

as the poet said, you know.

0:57:540:57:58

you should be in this world.

0:58:010:58:03

You know, I take the road less

0:58:060:58:09

when you get back from Space.

0:58:120:58:15

I hope I'm made an honorary colonel

0:58:170:58:20

# You've been caught in a rat trap

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# You've been caught in a rat trap

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# You've been caught in a rat trap

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# You've been caught in a rat trap

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# You've been caught in a rat trap

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# Did the whole world know your name?

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# You've been caught in a rat trap

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# You've been caught in a rat trap. #

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