... Sings Elvis

# You ain't nothing but a hound dog Cryin' all the time

# You ain't nothing but a hound dog Cryin' all the time

# Well, they said you was high class Well, that was just a lie

# Yeah, they said you was high class Well, that was just a lie

# Yeah, you ain't never caught a rabbit

# And you ain't no friend of mine. #

# Well, since my baby left I found a new place to dwell

# It's down at the end of Lonely Street at Heartbreak Hotel

# Where you'll be so lonely, baby You'll be so lonely

# You'll be so lonely you could die

# Well, the bell hop's tears keep flowin'

# And the desk clerk's dressed in black

# Well, they been so long on Lonely Street

# They'll never get back, no, no

# They'll be so lonely, baby They'll be so lonely

# They'll be so lonely they could die

# Well, now, if your baby leaves you

# And you got a tale to tell

# Take a walk down Lonely Street to Heartbreak Hotel

# Where you'll be You'll be so lonely, baby

# You'll be so lonely

# You'll be so lonely you could die

# You'll be so lonely You'll be so lonely

# You'll be so lonely in Heartbreak Hotel. #

APPLAUSE

# Gonna lay down my sword and shield

# Down by the riverside

# Down by the riverside

# Down by the riverside

# Gonna lay down my sword and shield

# Down by the riverside

# Gonna study war no more

-# Ain't gonna study war no more

-I won't

-study war no more

# Ain't gonna study war no more

-# Ain't

-gonna study war no more

-I won't

-study war no more

-# Ain't

-gonna study war no more

-# Gonna put on my starry crown

-Down by the riverside

# Down by the riverside Down by the riverside

-# Gonna put on my starry crown

-Down by the riverside

# Gonna study war no more

-# Ain't

-gonna study war no more

-I won't

-study war no more

-# Ain't

-gonna study war no more

-# Ain't

-gonna study war no more

-I won't

-study war no more

-# Ain't

-gonna study war no more

-# Gonna put on my golden shoes

-Down by the riverside

# Down by the riverside Down by the riverside

-# Gonna put on my golden shoes

-Down by the riverside

-#

-Gonna study war no more

-# Gonna talk to the prince of peace

-Down by the riverside

# Down by the riverside Down by the riverside

-# Gonna talk to the prince of peace

-Down by the riverside

-#

-Gonna study war no more

-#

-Gonna study war no more

-I won't

-study war no more

-# Ain't

-gonna study war no more

-# Ain't

-gonna study war no more

-I won't

-study war no more

-# Ain't

-gonna study war no more

-# Ain't

-gonna study war no more

-I won't

-study war no more

-# Ain't

-gonna study-y-y-y

# Wa-a-a-a-ar

# No-o-o-o-o

# M-o-o-o-o-ore. #

APPLAUSE

And now, if you'll excuse the phrase, let's have a butchers at...

that supreme team, The Deep River Boys!

# Love me tender, love me sweet... #

Steady, now!

# Never let me go

# You have made my life complete

# And I love you so

# Love me tender, love me true

# All my dreams fulfilled

# For, my darling

# I love you

# And I always will

# Bom-bo-bom bom bom

-# Love me tender, love me long

-Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom

-# Take me to your heart

-Bo-bo-bo-bom, bom, bom, bom, bom

-# For it's there that I belong

-Bom, bom, bom, bom, bo-bo-bo-bom

-# And will never part

-Bom, bom

# Love me tender, love me true

# All my dreams fulfilled

# For, my darling, I love you

# And I always will

# Love me tender, love me dear

# Tell me you are mine

# I'll be yours through all the years

# Till the end of time

# Love me tender, love me true

# All my dreams fulfilled

# For, my da-a-a-arling

# I love you

# And I a-a-a-always

# Wi-i-i-ill. #

# Maybe I didn't treat you

# Quite as good as I should have

# Maybe I didn't love you

# Quite as often as I could have

# Little things I should have said and done

# I never took the time

# You were always on my mind

# You were always on my mind

# Maybe I didn't hold you All those lonely, lonely times

# And I guess I never told you

# I'm so happy that you're mine

# If I made you feel second best

# I'm sorry I was blind

# You were always on my mind

# You were always on my mind

# Tell me

# Tell me that your sweet love hasn't died

# Give me

# One more chance to keep you satisfied

# Satisfied

# Little things I should have said and done

# I just never took the time

# You were always on my mind

# You were always on my mind

# Tell me

# Tell me that your sweet love hasn't died

# Give me

# Once more chance to keep you satisfied

# You are always on my mind

# You are always on my mind

# You are always on my mind

# You are always on my mind

# You are always on my mind

# You are always on my mind

# Maybe I didn't treat you

# Quite as good as I should have

# Maybe I didn't love you

# Quite as often as I could

# Maybe I didn't hold you

# All those lonely, lonely times

# I guess I never told you

# I'm so happy that you're mine... #

APPLAUSE

# Well, bless my soul What's wrong with me?

# I'm itching like a man on a fuzzy tree

# My friends say I'm actin' wild as a bug I'm in love

# I'm all shook up, mm-mm-mm

# Mm-mm, yeah, yeah, yeah!

# Well, my hands are shaky and my knees are weak

# I can't seem to stand on my own two feet

# Who do you thank when you have such luck?

# I'm in love I'm all shook up, mm-mm-mm

# Mm-mm, yeah, yeah, yeah!

# Please don't ask me what's on my mind

# I'm a little mixed up but I'm feelin' fine

# When I'm near that girl that I love best

# My heart beats so it scares me to death!

# She touched my hand what a chill I got

# Her lips are like a volcano that's hot

# I'm proud to say she's my buttercup

# I'm in love I'm all shook up, mm-mm-mm

# Mm-mm, yeah, yeah, yaaaah ya-ya!

# Please don't ask me what's on my mind

# I'm a little mixed up but I'm feelin' fine

# When I'm near that girl that I love best

# My heart beats so it scares me to death!

# She touched my hand what a chill I got

# Her lips are like a volcano that's hot

# I'm proud to say she's my buttercup

# I'm in love I'm all shook up, mm-mm-mm

# Mm-mm, yeah, yeah, yeah

# Mm-mm-mm Mm-mm, yeah, yeah, yeah

# Mm-mm-mm mm-mm, Believe me now, I'm all shook up! #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

# You can knock me down Step on my feet

# Slander my name all over the place

# Do anything you wanna do

# But ah-ah, honey, lay offa my shoes

# And don't you step on my blue suede shoes

# Yeah, you can do anything but lay offa my blue suede shoes

# All right, come on, yeah

# Yeah, you can burn my house Steal my car

# Drink my liquor from an old fruit jar

# Do anything that you want to do

# But ah-ah, honey, lay offa my shoes

# And don't you step on my blue suede shoes

# You can do anything but lay offa my blue suede shoes... #

Now, let's go!

# Yeah, it's a one for the money Two for the show

# Three to get ready, now Go, cat, go

# But don't you step on my blue suede shoes

# You can do anything but stay offa my blue suede shoes... #

All right!

# Blue, blue, blue suede shoes, baby

# Blue, blue, blue suede shoes, uh-huh

# Blue, blue, blue suede... # I didn't see you sitting there!

# Yeah, you can do anything but lay offa my blue suede shoes. #

# Falling in love Falling in love

# Falling in love with you

# Falling in love with you

# Wise men say only fools rush in

-# But I can't help falling in love

-Falling in love

# Falling in love with you

# Falling in love with you

# Shall I stay?

# Would it be a sin?

-# If I can't help falling in love

-Falling in love

# Falling in love with you

# Falling in love with you

# Like a river flows

# Surely to the sea

# Darling, so it goes

# Some things are meant to be

# Take my hand

# Take my whole life too

-# For I can't help falling in love

-Falling in love

# Falling in love with you

# Falling in love with you

# Like a river flows

# Surely to the sea

# Darling, so it goes

# Some things are meant to be

# Take my hand

# Take my whole life too

-# For I can't help falling in love

-Falling in love

# Falling in love with you

# Falling in love with you

# Falling in love Falling in love

# Falling in love with you

# Falling in love Falling in love

# Falling in love with you

# Falling in love Falling in love... #

# Love letters straight from your heart

# Keep us so near while apart

# I'm not a alone in the night

# When I can have

# All the love you write

# I'll memorise every line

# And I kiss the name that you sign

# And, darling, then I read again

# Right from the start

# Love letters straight from your heart

# I memorise every line

# And I kiss the name

# That you si-i-i-i-i-ign

# And, darling, then I read again

# Right from the start

# Love letters straight

# From your hea-a-a-a-art

# Love letters straight

# From your heart. #

You think this outfit is wild -

Elvis's is even more so, and it's skimpier.

Elvis wears his outfit all the way down to here.

You see, Elvis's outfit consists of a jumpsuit with a short fly.

But for nostalgia's sake -

and who could do nostalgia better than Elvis?

We would like to do one of the old ones. "I'd like that, Dennis."

"Yeah, that'll do it."

LAUGHTER

Feel like the Flying Nun with that up there.

# Oh, baby, let me be Your loving teddy bear

# Put a chain around my neck And lead me anywhere

-# Oh, let me be

-Oh, let me be

# Your teddy bear

# Oh, baby, let me be Around you every night

# You can run them fingers through my hair

# Or cuddle me real tight

-# Oh, let me be

-Oh, let me be

# Your teddy bear

# I don't want to be a tiger

# Cos tigers play too rough

# I don't want to be a lion

# Cos lions ain't the kind you'd love enough

# I just wanna be

# Your teddy bear

# So put a chain around my neck

# And lead me anywhere

-# Oh, let me be

-Oh, let me be

-AUDIENCE WHOOPS

# Your teddy bear... # One more!

-# Oh, let me be

-Oh, let me be

SHRIEKING

# Your teddy bear

# Baby, won't you let me be your teddy bear? #

Ho-o-o-o-o!

APPLAUSE

Wow!

Owwww!

Now you've got a real treat coming,

because The Jordanaires are going to sing their Elvis Presley medley,

some of the most famous songs Elvis ever did,

and of course the Jordanaires were with him.

# That's one for the money Two for the show

# Three to get ready Now go, cat, go

# But don't you step on my blue suede shoes

# Well, you can do anything But lay offa my blue suede shoes

# Well, you can knocka me down Step in my face

# Slander my name all over the place

# Do anything that you wanna do

# But ah-ha, honey, lay offa them shoes

# Don't you step on my blue suede shoes

# Well, you can do anything But lay offa my blue suede shoes

# Well, bless my soul What's wrong with me?

# I'm itching like a man on a fuzzy tree

# My friends say I'm acting wild as a bug

# I'm in love I'm all shook up

# Uh-huh, ho, yeah, yeah

# I'm all shook up...

-# I will spend my whole life through

-Oh, oh, oh

# Loving you, just loving you

# Winter, summer, springtime too

# Loving you...loving you

# Makes no difference where I go

# Or what I do-o-o

# You know that I'll always be

# Loving you...

-# You know I can be found

-Ba-dap-bap

-# Sitting home all alone

-Ba-dap-bap

-# Well, if you can't come around

-Ba-dap-bap

-# Well, please, please telephone

-Ba-dap-bap

-# Don't be cruel

-Ooh-ooh-ooh

# To a heart that's true

# Well, I don't want no other love

# Baby, it's just you I'm thinking o-o-of

# You ain't nothing but a hound dog

# Crying all the time

# You ain't nothing but a hound dog

# Crying all the time

# Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit

# And you ain't no friend of mine

# You ain't nothing but a hound dog

# Crying all the time

# You ain't nothing but a hound dog

# Crying all the time

# Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit

# And you ain't no friend of mi-i-i-ine. #

APPLAUSE

-# Who-o-o-oa

-Who-o-o-oa

-# When no-one else can understand me

-Oh-oh-oh-oh

-# When everything I do is wrong

-Oh-oh-oh-oh

-# You give me hope and consolation

-Oh-oh-oh-oh

# You give me strength to carry on

# And you're always there To lend a hand

# In everything I do

# That's the wonder

# The wonder of you

# Oooh, wonder of you

-# And when you smile the world is brighter

-Oh-oh-oh-oh

-# You touch my hand and I'm a king

-Oh-oh-oh-oh

-# Your kiss to me is worth a fortune

-Oh-oh-oh-oh

# Your love for me is everything

# I guess I'll never know The reason why

# You love me like you do

# That's the wonder

# The wonder of you

# Ooooh, wonder of you

-# Oh-oh-oh-oh

-Oh-oh-oh-oh

-# Oh-oh-oh-oh

-Oh-oh-oh-oh

-# Oh-oh-oh-oh

-Oh-oh-oh-oh

# I guess I'll never know The reason why

# You love me like you do

# That's the wonder

# The wonder of you-u-u-u

# Oooooooh, ooooooh! #

APPLAUSE

# Now, blue ain't the word for

# The way that I feel

# That old storm brewing in this heart of mine

# Someday, your crazy arms

# Will hold somebody new

# And now I'm so lonesome all the time

# Crazy arms that reach to hold somebody new

# While my yearning heart keeps saying you're not mine

# Not mine, not mine, not mine

# My troubled mind goes blue to another you'll be with

# And now I'm so lonesome all the time

# Now, take all those precious dreams I had of you and me

# And take all the love I thought was mine

# Someday, your crazy arms will hold somebody new

# And now I'm so lonesome all the time

# Crazy arms that reach to hold somebody new

# While my yearning heart keeps saying you're not mine

# Not mine, not mine, not mine

# My troubled mind goes blue To another you'll be with

# And now I'm so lonesome all the ti-i-i-ime. #

APPLAUSE

# Maybe I didn't love you

# Quite as often as I could have

# Maybe I didn't treat you

# Quite as good as I should have

# If I made you feel second best

# Girl, I'm sorry I was bline

# You were always on my mind

# You were always on my mind

# Maybe I didn't hold you

# All those lonely, lonely times

# I guess I never told you

# That I'm so happy that you're mine

# Little things I should have said and done

# I just never took the time

# You were always on my mind

# You were always on my mind

# Tell me

# Tell me that your sweet love hasn't died

# Give me

# Give me one more chance to keep you satisfied

# I'll keep you satisfied

# Maybe I didn't love you

# Quite as often as I could have

# Maybe I didn't treat you

# Quite as good as I should have

# Little things I should have said and done

# I just never took the time

# But you were always on my mind

# You were always on my mind

# You were always on my mind

# You were always on my mind. #

# The warden threw a party in the county jail

# Prison band was there They began to wail

# The joint began jumping and the band began to swing

# Should have heard the knocked out jailbirds sing

# Let's rock

# Let's rock

# Everybody in the whole cell block

# Was dancing to the jailhouse rock

# Number 47 said to number three

# Well, you the cutest jailbird I ever did see

# I sure would be delighted with your company

# Come and do the jailhouse rock with me, let's rock

# The sad sack was sitting on a block of stone

# Way over in the corner Weeping all alone

-# The warden said...

-"Buddy, don't be no square

"If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair"

-# Let's rock

-Rock

-Rock

-Rock!

-# Let's rock

-Yeah-heh

-Everybody

-# Let's rock

-Whoo! Come on, now

-# Let's rock

-Hey-hey

-Lookout

-# Everybody in the whole cell block

-Haaaaaaa!

# Let's do the jailhouse rock! #

Everybody put your hands up, come on!

Put your hands up! Put your hands up! Put your hands up! Put your hands up!

Put your hands up! Put your hands up!

# Let's rock

# Let's rock

# Let's rock

# Let's rock! # Saxophone!

# Everybody, let's ro-o-o-ck!

# Oh-h-h, yea-a-a-a-ah. #

APPLAUSE

# Since my baby left me

# I found a new place to dwell

# Down the end of Lonely Street

# Heartbreak Hotel

# Feeling so lonely, baby

# Feeling so lonely, baby

# Feeling so lonely, baby

# I could die

# The bell hop's tears keep flowing

# And the desk clerk, he's dressed in black

# They've been so long on Lonely Street

# They never will get back

# Feeling so lonely, baby

# Feeling so lonely, baby

# Feeling so lonely, baby

# I could die

# So if you're baby leaves you

# And you've got a tale to tell

# Just take a walk down Lonely Street

# Straight to Heartbreak Hotel

# You could feel so lonely

# And I could feel so lonely

# We could feel so lonely

# We could die-e-e-e-e. #

# Oh, darling why'd you talk so fast?

# Another evening just flew past tonight

# And now the daybreak's coming in

# And I can't win and it ain't right

# You tell me all you've done and seen

# And all the places you have been without me

# Well, I don't really want to know

# But I'll stay quiet and then I'll go

# And you won't have no cause to think about me

# There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis

# Just like you swore to me that you'd be true

# There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis

# But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you

# Oh, darling, you're so popular

# You were the best thing new in Hicksville

# With your mohair suits and foreign shoes

# News is you changed your pick-up for a Seville

# And now I'm lying here alone

# Cos you're out there on the phone to some star in New York

# I can hear you laughing now and I can't help feeling that somehow

# You don't mean anything you say at all

# There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis

# Just like you swore to me that you'd be true

# There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis

# But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you

# There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis

# Just like you swore to me that you'd be true

# There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis

# But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you

# I said, he's a liar and I'm not sure about you

# I said, he's a liar and I'm not sure about you-u-u-u

# He's a liar and I'm not sure about you. #

I want to do a song that I wrote that was a really big hit,

it was the first really big hit I'd ever had.

I owe a lot to this song. It goes like this.

# As the snow flies

APPLAUSE

# On a cold and grey Chicago morning

# A poor little baby child is born

# In the ghetto

# And his mama cries

# Cos if there's one thing she don't need

# It's another hungry mouth to feed

# In the ghetto

# People, don't you understand?

# The child needs a helping hand

# Or he'll grow to be an angry young man some day

# Take a look at you and me

# Are we too blind to see?

# Or do we simply turn our heads and look the other way?

# Oh-h, the world turns

# And a hungry little boy with a runny nose

# Plays in the street as the cold wind blows

# In the ghetto

# And his hunger burns

# So he starts to roam the streets at night

# And he learns how to steal and he learns how to fight

# In the ghetto

# And then one night in desperation

# The young man breaks away

# He buys a gun, steals a car

# Tries to run but he don't get far

# And his mama cries

# As a crowd gathers round an angry young man

# Face down in the street with the gun in his hand

# In the ghetto

# And as her young man dies

# On a cold and grey Chicago morning

# Another little baby child is born

# In the ghetto

# And his mama cries. #

APPLAUSE

# Precious Lo-o-ord

# Ta-a-ake my hand

# Lea-a-a-ad, lead me home

# Let me sta-a-ay

# I am ti-i-ired

# I, I am weak

-# I, I am lo-o-one

-Lo-o-o-one

-# Through the storm

-Sto-o-orm

-# Thro-o-ugh, through the night

-N-i-i-ight

# Lead, lead me ho-o-ome

-# To the light

-Oh, yea-ah

# O-o-o-o-oh

-# Take my hand

-Take my hand

-Take my hand

-# Precious Lord

-Lo-o-o-ord

-# And le-e-ead me home

-Le-e-e-ead, ho-o-ome

# When my way

# Grows drea-a-a-ar

# Precious, precious Lord

-# Just linger, just linger

-Linger,

-Linger

# Linger near

# When my light

-# I-i-is almo-o-ost gone

-Go-o-one

-# At the river

-Ri-i-i-iver

-# Here, here I stand

-Oooooh

# Just guide my fee-e-et

# Please, master

# Ple-e-ease, master

-# Hold my hand

-My hand

-# Oh-h-h, take my hand

-Take my hand

-# Precious Lo-o-o-ord

-Lo-o-o-ord

-# And le-e-e-ead

-Le-e-e-ead

-# Me ho-o-o-ome

-Ho-o-o-ome. #

# I only want to say

# That if there is a way

# I want my baby back with me

# Cos he's my true love My only one, don't you see?

# And on that fateful day

# Perhaps in the new sun of May

# My baby walks back into my arms

# I keep him beside me Forever from harm

# You see, I was afraid

# To let my baby stray

# I kept him too tightly By my side

# And then one sad day He went away and died

# Blue moon

# You saw me standing alone

# Without a dream in my heart

# Without a love of my own

# Blue moon

# You knew just what I was there for

# You heard me saying a prayer for

# Someone I really could care for

# I only want to say

# That if there is a way

# I want my baby back with me

# Cos he's my true love My only one, don't you see? #

# We're caught in a trap

# I can't hold back

# Because I love you too much, baby

# Why can't you see?

# What you're doing to me?

# Can you see these tears are real I'm crying

# We can't go on together

-# With suspicious minds

-With suspicious minds

# And we can't build our dream

# On suspicious mi-i-inds

# When an old friend I know

# Stops by to say hello

# Will I still see suspicion in your eyes?

# Whoo!

# Here you go again

# Asking where I've been

# Can't you see these tears are real I'm crying

# We can't go on together

-# With suspicious minds

-With suspicious minds

# We can't build our dreams

# On suspicious minds

# Oh, let our love survive...

# Dry the tears from your eyes

# Let's don't let a good thing down

# Oh, no, cos, honey, you know

# I never lied to you

# Not much

# Oh, yeah

# Uh! One, two, three, four!

# We're caught in a trap

# I can't hold back

# Because I love you too much

# Whoo!

# We're caught in a trap

# I can't hold back

# Because I love you too much

# Whoo!

# We're caught in a trap

# We can't hold back

# Because I love you too much

# We're caught in a trap

# We can't hold back

# Because I love you too much, baby. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING