... Sings Bacharach and David!

MUSIC: "(There's) Always Something There To Remind Me"

# Oh, how can I forget you?

# When there is always something there to remind me

# Always something there to remind me... #

APPLAUSE

This is a song...I hope very much you'll remember it.

I hope I remember it too!

# Dearest darling

# I had to write to say that I won't be home any more

# Cos something happened to me

# As I was driving home

# And I'm not the same any more

# Oh, I was only 24 hours from Tulsa

# Oh, only one day away from your arms

# I saw the welcoming light

# And I stopped to rest for the night

# And that is when I saw him

# As I pulled in outside of a small hotel

# He was there

# And so I walked up to him

# Asked where I could get something to eat

# And he showed me where

# Oh, I was only 24 hours from Tulsa

# Oh

# Only one day away from your arms

# He took me to the cafe

# And he asked me if I would stay

# I said OK

# Oh, I was only 24 hours from Tulsa

# Oh, only one day away from your arms

# The jukebox started to play

# And night turned into the day

# As we were dancing closely

# All of a sudden I lost control

# As he held me tight

# And then he kissed me, caressed me

# Told me he'd die before he would let me out of his arms

# Oh, I was only 24 hours from Tulsa

# Oh

# Only one day away from your arms

# I hate to do this to you

# But I've found somebody new

# What can I do?

# And I could never, never, never

# Go home again. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

1, 2, 3. 2, 2, 3...

BAND PLAYS

-A waltz?

-Try it!

-You're sure?

-Yeah, yeah!

-Let the rhythm sing.

-How about this one?

# Do I hear a waltz?

No.

# Very strange but I do hear a waltz... #

No.

-Doesn't make...

-Doesn't make...

-Doesn't make...honest.

-Could you try something else?

-How about an old movie waltz?

-OK. They should know that.

-How about this one?

# A song of love is a sad song

# Hi-lili, hi-lili...

That's too depressing.

# Hi...no.

It's been done an awful lot.

-I know. No.

-I know. No.

-That doesn't make it either.

-Hey!

-What?

-Burt Bacharach waltz?

-Now you're talking.

-That's a waltz.

-It's a waltz!

# Pussycat, pussycat

That's the one!

# I got flowers

# Lots of hours to spend with you

# So go and powder

# Your cute little pussycat nose

# Pussycat, pussycat

# I love you

# Yes, I do

# You and your pussycat nose

# What's new, pussycat?

# Whoa-oh-oh-oh

# What's new, pussycat?

# Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

# Hey, pussycat, pussycat

# You're so thrilling

# And I'm so willing

# To care for you

# So go and make up those big little pussycat eyes

# Pussycat, pussycat

# I love you

# Yeah, I do

# You and your pussycat eyes

# What's new, pussycat?

# Whoa-oh-oh-oh

# What's new, pussycat?

# Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

# Oh-ho-oh-oh-oh

# Pussycat, pussycat

# You're delicious, and

# If my wishes could all come true

# I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips

# Pussycat, pussycat

# I love you

# Yeah, I do

# You and your pussycat nose

# You and your pussycat eyes

# You and your pussycat lips

# What's new?

# What's new?

# What's new?

# What's new?

# What's new, pussycat?

# Whoa-oh-oh-oh

# What's new?

# How is the world treating you and you and you and you?

# Pussyca-a-at. #

APPLAUSE

TYPEWRITER KEYS

BELL RINGS

TRAIN WHISTLE

# Ooh, ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

# Trains and boats and planes

# Are passing by

# They mean a trip to Paris or Rome

# For someone else

# But not for me

# The trains and the boats and planes

# Took you away

# Away from me

# We were so in love, and high above

# We had a star to wish upon

# Wish and dreams come true

# But not for me

# The trains and the boats and planes

# Took you away

# Away from me

# You are from another part of the world

# You had to go back a while and then

# You said you soon would return again

# I'm waiting here like I promised to

# I'm waiting here

# But where are you?

# Woh woh woh

# Trains and boats and planes

# Took you away

# But every time I see them I pray

# And if my prayer can cross the sea

# The trains and the boats and planes

# Will bring you back

# Back home to me

# Mmm, mmm-mmm mmm

# Mmm mmm-mmm mmm

# Mmm mmm-mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm... #

TOP OF THE POPS COUNTDOWN MUSIC

Yes, it's number one.

It's Top Of The Pops!

# Woh woh woh-woh woh woh woh-woh woh woh

# Woh woh woh-woh woh woh woh-woh woh

# Do you know the way to San Jose?

# I've been away so long

# I may go wrong and lose my way

# Do you know the way to San Jose?

# I'm going back to find

# Some peace of mind in San Jose

# LA is a great big freeway

# Put a hundred down and buy a car

# In a week, maybe two they'll make you a star

# Weeks turn into years

# How quick they pass

# And all the stars that never were

# Are parking cars and pumping gas

# You can really breathe in San Jose

# They've got a lot of space

# There'll be a place where I can stay

# I was born and raised in San Jose

# I'm going back to find

# Some peace of mind in San Jose

# Fame and fortune is a magnet

# It can pull you far away from home

# With a dream in your heart you're never alone

# Dreams turn into dust and blow away

# And there you are without a friend

# You pack your car and ride away

# I've got lots of friends in San Jose

# Woh woh woh-woh woh woh woh-woh woh

# Do you know the way to San Jose?

# Woh woh woh-woh woh woh woh-woh woh

# Oh, LA is a great big freeway

# Put a hundred down and buy a car

# In a week, maybe two they'll make you a star

# Weeks turn into years how quick they pass

# And all the stars that never were

# Are parking cars and pumping gas

# I've got lots of friends in San Jose

# Woh woh woh-woh woh woh

# Oh, do you know the way to San Jose?

# Woh woh woh-woh woh woh

# Mmm-mmm

# Can't wait to get back to San Jose

# Woh woh woh-woh woh woh woh-woh woh woh

# Woh woh woh-woh woh woh woh-woh woh woh

# Woh woh woh-woh woh woh woh-woh woh woh... #

Oh. Now, can I...I want to...

this is completely live, and ad-libbed.

The music is brought by my arranger George Rhodes,

who, because of union problems, is not allowed to conduct.

But the band is more than the kind of band

that I would love to work with all the time.

So I thank the cats, and I know it's off the wall, man,

but it starts with the bass.

I will give you, like, 1, 2,

and bom, bom, chiggy, go,

and then you will start, all right?

OK. Now.

LAUGHTER

It's all live and it's all happening, folks!

In colour, but you can't see it. Come on.

LAUGHTER

Ah, ah, ah-ah ah ah-ah ah.

BASS STARTS

Yeah.

# You say this guy

# This guy's in love with you

# Yes, I'm in love

# Who looks at you the way I do?

# When you smile, I can tell

# We know each other very well

# How can I show you?

# I'm glad I got to know you

# Cos I've heard some talk

# They say you think I'm fine

# Yes, I'm in love

# Mmm

# And what I'd do to make you mine

# Tell me now

# Is it so?

# Don't let me be the last to know

# My hand is shaking

# Don't let my heart keep breaking

# Cos I need your love

# I want your love

# Say you're in love

# In love with this guy

# If not, I'll just die

# La-la la-la

# La-la la la-la la

# La-la la-la

# Who looks at you the way I do?

# Tell me now

# Is it so?

# Don't let me be the last to know

# My hand's shaking

# Don't let my heart keep breaking

# Cos I need your love

# I want your love

# Say you're in love

# In love with this guy

# I'll die, mm!

# I'll just die

# Yes, I'm the guy

SINGS IN SCAT STYLE

# In love with this guy. #

APPLAUSE

# If you see me walking down the street

# And I start to cry each time we meet

# Walk on by

# Walk on by

# Make believe

# That you don't see the tears

# Just let me grieve

# In private cos each time I see you

# I break down and cry

# The look of love

# Is on your face

# A look that time can't erase

# The look of love

# Is saying so much more

# Than words could ever say

# Walk on by

# Don't stop

# Walk on by

# Don't stop

# Walk on by

# I can hardly wait to hold you

# Feel my arms around you

# How long I have waited

# Waited just to hold you

# Feel my arms around you

# Don't ever go

# I just can't get over losing you

# And so if I seem broken in two

-# Walk on by

-The look of love

-# Walk on by

-Is in your eyes

# Foolish pride is all that I have left

# So let me hide

# The tears and the sadness you gave me

-# When you said goodbye

-I can hardly wait to hold you

-# Feel my arms around you

-Walk on by

# Feel my arms around you

-# Now that I have found you

-Baby, I'll cry

# Now that I have found you Feel my arms around you

# Don't ever go

# Don't ever go

# I love you so. #

# And every step I take recalls how much in love we used to be

# Oh, how can I forget you

# When there is always something there to remind me

# Always something there to remind me

# I was born to love you and I will never be free

# You'll always be a part of me

# Woah, oh, oh

# Woah, woah, woah!

# If you should find you miss

# The sweet and tender love we used to share

# Just come back to the places where we used to go and I'll be there

# Oh, how can I forget you, when there is

# Always something there to remind me

# Always something there to remind me

# I was born to love you and I will never be free

# When there is always something there to remind me

# Always something there to remind me

# Always something there to remind me. #

Now say something nice and exciting.

Ladies and gentlemen, the most nicest,

the most exciting thing I know, Aretha Franklin.

# Say a little prayer for you

# The moment I wake up

-# Before I put on my make-up

-Make-up

-# I say a little

-prayer for you

-Oh, yes, I do

# While combing my hair now

# Wondering which dress I wanna wear now

-# I say a little

-prayer for you

-Oh, yes, I do

-# For ever, and ever

-You'll stay in my heart and I will love you

-# For ever, and ever

-We never will part Oh, how I love you

# Together, for ever That's how it must be

# To live without you Would only mean heartbreak for me

# I run for the bus, dear

-# While riding I think of us, dear

-Us, dear

-# I'm saying that same

-prayer for you

-Oh, yes, I am

# At work I just take me some time

# And all through my coffee break-time

-# I'm saying a little

-prayer for you

-Oh, yes I am

-# For ever, and ever

-You'll stay in my heart and I will love you

-# For ever, and ever

-We never will part Oh, how I'll love you

# Together, for ever That's how it must be

# To live without you Would only mean heartbreak for me

# Oh, no

-# For ever, and ever

-You'll stay in my heart

# And I will love you

# For ever, and ever

# We never will part Oh, how I love you

-# Together, together

-We're together

-That's how it must be

# To live without you Would only mean heartbreak for me

# Darling, believe

-# Darling, believe me

-Believe me

# For me, there is no-one

# No-one but you

# Please, love me too

-# Answer my prayer

-Answer my prayer

-# Come on, let me

-Answer my prayer

-# This is my prayer

-Answer my prayer

-# I wanna know your answer, baby

-Answer my prayer

# Oooooh!

-# For ever and ever

-You'll stay in my heart

-# For ever and ever

-We never will part

# Oh, how I love you

-# Together, we're together

-That's how it must be

# To live without you

# Could only mean heartbreak for me

# Oh, yes, it would now

-# Darling, believe me

-Believe me

# For me there is no-one

# Nobody but you

# Please, baby, love me too

# Will you do that?

-# Answer my prayer

-Answer my prayer

-# Baby

-Come on, baby

# Answer my prayer, baby

-# Answer my prayer

-Answer my prayer

# Oh, come on, baby

# Answer my prayer, baby

# Yeah, whoa, whoa!

-# This is my prayer

-Answer my prayer... #

Here's a guy who's come from America,

for the opening of a brand new film called

Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid, in which he sings this number.

Here's the original version,

which has been top of the American Hit Parade for some time,

it isn't there now, but it's been there a number of times.

Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head from BJ Thomas.

# Raindrops keep fallin' on my head

# And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed

# Nothin' seems to fit

# Those raindrops are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'

# So I just did me some talkin' to the sun

# And I said I didn't like

# The way he got things done

# Sleepin' on the job

# Those raindrops are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'

# But there's one thing I know

# The blues they send to meet me won't defeat me

# It won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me

# Raindrops keep fallin' on my head

# But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red

# Cryin's not for me

# Cos I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'

# Because I'm free

# Nothin's worryin' me

# It won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me

# Raindrops keep fallin' on my head

# But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red

# Cryin's not for me

# Cos I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'

# Because I'm free

# Nothin's worryin' me... #

# A chair is still a chair

# Even when there's no-one sitting there

# But a chair is not a house

# And a house is not a home

# When there's no-one there to hold you tight

# And no-one there you can kiss goodnight

# A room is still a room

# Even when there's nothing there but gloom

# But a room is not a house

# And a house is not a home

# When the two of us are far apart

# And one of us has a broken heart

# Now and then I call your name

# And suddenly your face appears

# But it's all a crazy game

# When it ends, it ends in tears

# Darling, have a heart

# Don't let one mistake keep us apart

# I'm not meant to live alone

# Turn this house into a home

# When I climb the stairs

# And turn the key

# Oh, please be there

# Still in love with me

# I'm not meant to live alone

# Turn this house into a home

# When I climb the stairs

# And turn the key

# Oh, please be there

# Still in love with me. #

Right now we'd like to sing a medley of songs

that you've helped to make million-selling records

for The 5th Dimension. We hope one is your favourite.

# One less bell to answer

# One less egg to fry

# One less man to pick up after

# I should be happy

# But all I do is cry

-# Cry, cry, no more laughter

-I should be happy

# Oh, one less man

# To pick up after

# No more laughter

# No more love

# Since he went

-# Oh, he went away

-He went away

# One less bell to answer

# Why did he leave me?

# Why, why, why did he leave?

-# One less bell to answer

-Now I've got one less egg to fry

# One less egg to fry

-# Why, why, why did he leave?

-And all I do is cry

-# One less bell to answer

-Won't somebody tell me, please

-# One less bell to answer

-Where did he go? Why did he go?

-# Why, why, why did he leave?

-Tell me, how could he leave me? #

Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Dusty Springfield.

# Wishin' and hopin' and thinkin' and prayin'

# Plannin' and dreamin' each night of his charms

# That won't get you into his arms

# So if you're thinkin' of how great true love is

# All you gotta do is hold him and kiss him and squeeze him and love him

# Yeah, just do it

# Oh, yeah

# The look of love

# Is in your eyes

# A look your heart can't disguise

# The look of love

# Is saying so much more

# Than just words could ever say

# And what my heart has heard

# Well, it takes my breath away

# I can hardly wait to hold you

# Feel my arms around you

# How long have I waited

# Waited just to love you

# Now that I have found you

# Don't ever go

# Don't ever go

# I love you so... #

# Why do birds suddenly appear

# Every time you are near?

# Just like me

# They long to be

# Close to you

# Why do stars fall down from the sky

# Every time you walk by?

# Just like me

# They long to be

# Close to you

# On the day that you were born

# The angels got together

# And decided to create a dream come true

# So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold

# And starlight in your eyes of blue

# That is why all the girls in town

-# Follow you

-Follow you

-# All around

-All around

# Just like me

# They long to be

# Close to you

# La, la, la, la

# La, la, la

# On the day that you were born

# The angels got together

# And decided to create a dream come true

# So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold

# And starlight in your eyes of blue

# That is why all the girls in town

-# Follow you

-Follow you

-# All around

-All around

# Just like me

# They long to be

# Close to you

# Just like me

# They long to be

# Close to you

# Why?

# Close to you

# Why?

# Close to you

# Ha-a

# Close to you

# Why?

# Close to you. #

# What's it all about, Alfie?

# Is it just for the moment we live?

# What's it all about when you sort it out, Alfie?

# Are we meant to take more than we give

# Or are we meant to be kind?

# And if only fools are kind, Alfie

# Then I guess it is wise to be cruel

# And if life belongs only to the strong, Alfie

# What will you lend on an old golden rule?

# As sure as I believe

# That there's a heaven above, Alfie

# I know there's something much more

# Something even non-believers

# Can believe in

# I believe in love, Alfie

# Without true love we just exist, Alfie

# Until you find the love you've missed

# You're nothing, Alfie

# When you walk let your heart lead the way

# And you'll find love any day

# Alfie

# Alfie. #

# Hey, little girl

# Comb your hair, fix your make-up

# Soon he's gonna open the door

# Don't think because

# There's a ring on your finger

# You needn't try any more

# For wives should always be lovers, too

# Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you... #

I need some help. Could you make me?

# I'm warning you that

# Day after day

# There are girls at the office

# And men will always be men

# Don't send him off

# With your hair still in curlers

# You may not see him again

# For wives should always be lovers, too

# Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you

# He's almost here

# Hey, little girl

# You better wear something pretty

# Something you'd only wear to go to the city

# And dim all the lights

# Pour the wine, start the music

# It's time to get ready for love

# It's time to get ready

# Time to get ready

# Time to get ready

# For love. #

# If you see me walking down the streets

# And I start to cry each time we meet

# Walk on by

# I walk on by

# And make believe

# That I can't see the tears

# Now, let me grieve

# In private cos each time

# I see you

# I just want to cry

# I walk on by

# I walk on by

# I walk on by

# I just can't get over losing you

# And so if I seem

# So broken in pieces

# Walk on by

# I walk on by

# And foolish pride

# If I can't see the tears

# Then let me hide

# All the tears and the sadness you gave me

# When you said goodbye

# I walk on by

# I walk on by

# I walk on by

# Just go for a stroll in the trees... #

There we go,

The Stranglers giving Hal David and Burt Bacharach's Walk On By

a certain je ne sais quoi.

# What the world needs now is love Sweet love

# It's the only thing that there's just too little of

# What the world needs now is love Sweet love

# No, not just for some but for everyone

# Lord, we don't need another mountain

# There are mountains and hillsides enough to climb

# There are oceans and rivers enough to cross

# Enough to last till the end of time

# What the world needs now is love Sweet love

# It's the only thing that there's just too little of

# What the world needs now is love Sweet love

# No, not just for some but for everyone

# Lord, we don't need another meadow

# There are cornfields and wheat fields enough to grow

# There are sunbeams and moonbeams enough to shine

# Oh listen, Lord If you want to know

# What the world needs now is love Sweet love

# It's the only thing that there's just too little of

# What the world needs now is love, sweet love

# No, not just for some but for everyone

# Everyone

# What the world needs now is love Sweet love

# It's the only thing that there's just too little of

# What the world needs now is love Sweet love

# No, not just for some

# We need love, sweet love

# For everyone. #

# Why do birds suddenly appear

# Every time you are near?

# Just like me

# They long to be

# Closer to you

# Ooooh

# Do, do, do, do

# Aaaaaah

# Do, do, do

# Why do birds suddenly appear

# Every time you are near?

# Just like me, they long to be

# Closer to you

# Why do stars twinkle in the sky

# Each and every time you walk by?

# Just like me, they long to be

# Closer to you

# On the day that you were born

# The angels got together

# And decided

# To make a dream come true

# So they sprinkled gold dust in your hair

# But, baby, your eyes ain't blue

# Oh, but I love your sexy, sexy moves

# Oh, that's why all the girls in town

# They love to follow you all around

# Just like me, they long to be

# Closer to you. #

# Anyone who ever loved

# Could look at me

# And know that I love you

# Anyone who ever dreamed

# Could look at me

# And know I dream of you

# Knowing I love you so

# Anyone who had a heart

# Would take me in his arms and love me, too

# You couldn't really have a heart and hurt me

# Like you hurt me and be so untrue

# What am I to do?

# Every time you go away I always say

# This time it's goodbye, dear

# Loving you the way I do

# I take you back

# Without you I'd die, dear

# Knowing I love you so

# Anyone who had a heart

# Would take me in his arms and love me too

# You couldn't really have a heart and hurt me

# Like you hurt me and be so untrue

# What am I to do?

# Every time you go away I always say

# This time it's goodbye, dear

# Loving you the way I do

# I take you back

# Without you I'd die, dear

# Knowing I love you so

# Anyone who had a heart

# Would take me in his arms and love me, too

# You couldn't really have a heart and hurt me

# Like you hurt me and be so untrue

# Anyone who had a heart would love me too

# Anyone who had a heart would surely take me

# In his arms and always love me

# Why won't you?

# Anyone who had a heart would love me too

# Anyone who had a heart would surely take me in his arms

# And always love me

# Why won't you?

# Anyone who had a heart would love me too

# Anyone who had a heart would surely take me in his arms

# And always love me

# Why won't you?

# Why won't you? #

So now let's please welcome back

the amazing Burt Bacharach and Rufus Wainwright.

# Spread your wings for New Orleans

# Kentucky bluebird

# Fly away

# And take a message to Martha

# Message to Martha

# She sings each night in some cafe

# In her search to find wealth and fame

# I hear Martha has gone and changed her name

# It's a year since she was here

# Kentucky bluebird

# Fly away

# And take a message to Martha

# Message to Martha

# Tell her I miss her more each day

# As her train pulled out down the track

# Martha promised she'd soon be coming back

# Oh, tell her how my heart just breaks in two

# Since she journeyed far

# And even though her dreams of fame fell through

# To me she will always be a star

# Spread your wings for New Orleans

# Kentucky bluebird

# Fly away

# And take a message to Martha

# Message to Martha

# Ask her to head for home today

# When you find her please

# Tell her no

# Rich or poor I will always love her so

# Fly away

# Kentucky bluebird

# Spread your wings Kentucky bluebird

# Fly away, fly away, fly away

# Fly away. #