Pennod 1 Anita

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-Last time, on Anita...

-You know what? You should date.

-Dearie me! Cardiff's a big place.

-Sorry.

-He's nice.

-He's nice.

-

-But...?

-He's a Gog.

-I've done a foundation course

-but my Welsh is nowhere near yours.

-I really likes him, Jools.

-I think I'm falling for him.

-How do you fancy a key to my door?

-So you can come and go.

-So you can come and go.

-

-Sounds champion to me.

-Hiya, babes.

-You should've used your key.

-You coming in or what?

-You coming in or what?

-

-No.

-I've got to go back to Anglesey.

-Mam's had a heart attack.

-I love you and I want you

-to come home to Moelfre with me.

-Please?

-Pardon?

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-Hiya! I'm Jools.

-Today is a lush day.

-My coursework is in,

-Sam Richards winked at me...

-..and Mam's happy

-because of the Bedwyr thing.

-What could possibly go wrong?

-I slipped on a Hawaiian pizza and

-landed in Bernie's bin juice again!

-Does he eat takeaways

-just to annoy me?

-Why does awful stuff

-always happen to me?

-It's Bedwyr.

-Has he dumped you?

-He's put me in a tailspin.

-I don't know if I'm coming or going.

-Things were going well, then he

-dumps a fat cat among my pigeons.

-What?

-What?

-

-He dumps me, and my world crumbles.

-And then, the next minute,

-he asked me to move in with him.

-Oh, my life! That's awesome.

-Yeah, in Anglesey.

-Well, that's impossible

-coz you live here.

-What about your job and Arthur

-and your Welsh course...

-..and our Zumba class?

-I'm pretty sure

-Zumba's illegal on Anglesey.

-Anyway, I live here,

-so who'd look after me?

-Aunty Vicky could look after me.

-I wouldn't have to

-load the dishwasher all the time.

-And no more fishcake Thursdays!

-You should totes move to Anglesey.

-Mam told me about Bedwyr crying...

-..and his mother clinging on to life

-by her fingernails and stuff.

-Oh! Poor old ancient

-Mrs Bedwyr Aled Hughes's Mother.

-Mam?

-Bedwyr? What are you doing here?

-What are you doing there?

-What are you doing there?

-

-A bit of downward dog.

-Back in bed,

-before I have a heart attack too.

-What's wrong with you?

-It was just a mild one.

-I'm fine.

-I'm fine.

-

-Rubbish.

-The cute doctor with the bandana...

-..said a bit of light exercise

-would do me good.

-Not the day after!

-Not the day after!

-

-Stop fussing.

-What are you doing here anyway?

-What are you doing here anyway?

-

-Who - me? Your only son?

-What am I doing in hospital

-the day after you were rushed in...

-..after having a heart attack?

-I have no idea! What an idiot!

-I'm fine.

-Dei Dymp came with me.

-He was here all night.

-Who's Dei Dymp? Well, Bedwyr

-babysat him when he was little.

-Since then,

-Beds has been Dei's superhero...

-..like Gareth Bale

-or Llywelyn ap Gruffudd.

-He comes over every day

-and he likes to sit in your chair.

-Actually, he broke it when he got

-the conundrum right on Countdown.

-He was so excited!

-He misses you terribly.

-Here I am, Vivs.

-They sell

-everything we need in the shop.

-Matinee coats, fudge,

-Farmers Weekly and balloons.

-They didn't have one

-with It's A Heart Attack on it.

-You're back! Yes!

-My brother from another mother!

-I got a balloon and I had

-a ride in an ambulance last night.

-It's the best 24 hours of my life!

-I knew you'd come home.

-There's nothing

-keeping you in Cardiff, is there?

-OK, so nobody knew about my mam

-in Moelfre. Oops!

-Poor Mam had told Bedwyr they needed

-a no-contact break for three months.

-She was still so confused.

-You're not right, my love.

-I'm OK.

-So not OK.

-It was lucky the old folk were there

-to rush over to hug her.

-Anita, love.

-Do you want me to make you a cup of

-tea or play the piano or something?

-You can't play the piano, Evelyn.

-I can't make tea either.

-PHONE BEEPS

-Alright?

-Where's the bin?

-Apparently, if you put the bin

-on the left of the room...

-..negativity can exit

-through the door, according to Nain.

-She feng shuied it

-when you were away.

-She's gone back to that again,

-has she?

-Come on, Dad!

-You're always looking at that phone.

-I'm right here!

-You should concentrate on me.

-Yes, of course. Sorry, son.

-What's wrong with me?

-What's wrong with me?

-

-I wasn't being serious.

-Cardiff. When do we go?

-Can we look for somewhere to live?

-Just us lads, watching football

-in our pants and eating takeaways.

-I don't know why I mentioned pants.

-Scrap that.

-We've got to

-scrap our Cardiff plans for now.

-Your grandmother isn't right

-and we can't leave her.

-We're not moving to Cardiff?

-We're not moving to Cardiff?

-

-No, we're not.

-I really wanted to move to Cardiff.

-I really wanted to move to Cardiff.

-

-So did I.

-Why can't we move to Cardiff?

-Why can't we move to Cardiff?

-

-We just can't.

-If you want to and I want to,

-why can't we move to Cardiff?

-You're obviously gutted.

-You've got a face

-like a smacked arse.

-That's because

-I met someone in Cardiff...

-..but I can't be with her in Cardiff

-because I've got to be here.

-I can't be in Cardiff.

-What? You've met someone?

-A woman?

-No - a wardrobe.

-Yes, of course a woman.

-To cheer Mam up, Arthur took her

-somewhere really special.

-Well, special to Arthur at least.

-Why does Moelfre

-have to be so far, Arthur?

-They goes on about Wales being small

-but it's not all that small.

-So what's stopping you?

-So what's stopping you?

-

-Well, the way they speak Welsh.

-Might as well be in Kazakhstan.

-And then

-there's my job at the home...

-..and my family and friends

-in Canton.

-And then there's Bute Park

-and Bessemer Road market...

-..the Bluebirds

-and this lot and the lovely stadium.

-And Jools.

-How can I leave Jools

-on her gap year?

-We've never been apart, Arthur.

-Apart from sleepovers

-at Ffion's house...

-..and two-day courses

-in Llangrannog and Glan-llyn.

-You get your money's worth

-for that Urdd members' fee.

-It's not all sing-songs and bwrlwm.

-Jools is absolutely fine about it.

-I mean the Bedwyr thing,

-not the bwrlwm.

-Well, if Jools is happy,

-I know what I'd do.

-What do you think, Tony?

-Do you love him, Anita?

-With all my calon lan

-yn llawn daioni.

-Well, go on then.

-Love can't wait.

-You know, like they say

-in The Little Mermaid.

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-Meanwhile, up north,

-Bedwyr was as clueless as my mam...

-..down in the non-north.

-You've got to tell Nain

-about your mysterious girl.

-What's her name?

-No, he doesn't.

-I will tell her

-when she's a bit better.

-She's fine, plus she'll recover fast

-coz she does yoga and eats quinoa.

-So what?

-Sharon Bryniog ran marathons and

-only ate things she picked herself.

-She died.

-She died.

-

-No, she didn't!

-She could have,

-if she'd picked the wrong thing.

-Alright, Sharon?

-Look, Dyl...

-..I've asked her

-to move up here to live with me.

-But she doesn't want to do that

-or she'd be here, wouldn't she?

-Typical! I never liked her.

-You don't know her.

-You don't know her.

-

-Neither do you.

-Well, I want to know her.

-Well, I want to know her.

-

-Really? I've seen it all before.

-Everything was great between me

-and your dad before you arrived.

-Then, it was 'Dylan can say Dad'

-and 'Dylan likes bananas'...

-..and 'Dylan can sing

-We Are The Champions'.

-Whoop-dee-doo!

-Beds?

-Beds!

-Well! Tell them then.

-It don't look like

-I got much choice.

-Like the Little Mermaid said...

-Like the Little Mermaid said...

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-Hakuna matata.

-Close enough, Tudor. Close enough.

-Very good.

-Why didn't you tell me?

-Why didn't I tell you I had a new

-girlfriend I met on the internet?

-Why isn't she here with you?

-Why isn't she here with you?

-

-She can't have wanted to be here.

-Obviously,

-you didn't try hard enough.

-I could shake you sometimes,

-Bedwyr Aled Hughes.

-I couldn't make a fuss, in case

-you had another heart attack.

-I won't have another...

-I said so, didn't I?

-She's here!

-She's here!

-

-Try not to talk.

-She's getting closer

-and I don't want to see her.

-She can't take you.

-It's not your time.

-Stay with me. Gabriel can wait.

-Who?

-Who?

-

-Angel Gabriel.

-Isn't she who you can see?

-Isn't she who you can see?

-

-Gabriel was a man, you fool.

-Really?

-Really?

-

-Yes, and I am not dying!

-But dying would

-get me out of another visit from...

-DOORBELL

-Well, well! Eirian Dolwen.

-Well, well! Eirian Dolwen.

-

-How is she?

-She's alright.

-You shouldn't have.

-Honestly, she's full of beans.

-Well, no... she's not great today.

-Oh, no!

-She's sleeping.

-Call by some other time.

-Call by some other time.

-

-Hush! Tut-tut.

-Who is she?

-Hey, you! Don't flirt with Beds.

-I can see right through

-that casserole.

-As I said, she's tired today.

-Sorry. You came all this way.

-You'd better...

-You'd better...

-

-It must be so difficult for you.

-I'll make us a cup of tea.

-I'll make us a cup of tea.

-

-No! You can't do that.

-We can't have tea

-because I haven't got a... kitchen.

-What?

-What?

-

-Mam feng shuied the whole place.

-The kitchen is... in the garage.

-I know what's going on here.

-You want to come and stay with me

-for a while.

-I'll take care of you.

-I'll pack a few clothes for Vivs.

-Well, well! I feel much better.

-The energy from the kitchen

-in the garage must have helped.

-Wow - Eirian!

-How long have you been here?

-Oh, you two are so funny!

-You tried to scare me.

-You're obviously better, Vivien.

-You're obviously better, Vivien.

-

-Fighting fit.

-It's lucky

-he came home from Cardiff.

-I don't like that place.

-It's so impersonal,

-unlike this place.

-We take care of each other,

-like a real community.

-You'll get nothing like that

-down there.

-They were warm and welcoming to me.

-They were warm and welcoming to me.

-

-Yeah, Bedwyr!

-A jolly night at The Ship

-at my quiz night would do you good.

-You will come, won't you?

-Tomorrow night, at half-past seven.

-Ideal.

-Oh, my life! This is so romantic.

-It's like a film.

-You'll arrive up north

-and when the steam clears...

-..you'll see Beds in the shadows

-in a mac and a trilby.

-He'll run to you and say,

-"Hey, kid! Looking for this?"

-Then he'll give you a magic rose.

-Babes, what are you on about?

-He won't even be there.

-That's the point of a surprise.

-Oh, yeah. Come on.

-Don't come to the platform.

-No way! I'm coming.

-No way! I'm coming.

-

-No, please!

-Do this for me.

-This is the hardest thing

-I've ever had to do.

-The furthest north I've been

-is Asda in Whitchurch.

-I did go to Aberystwyth once

-when you did that Book Quiz.

-The 'O! Tyn Y Gorchudd' thing.

-Heartbreaking - them kids

-and the blindness and that.

-Mam, it's OK.

-Look after

-your Aunty Vicky, alright?

-And any time,

-if you feel you need me...

-..I'll be

-on the next train back, alright?

-OK.

-I like so love you.

-And I love you, Jooly Jools.

-I cried all the way home.

-But while I waited for Aunty Vicky

-to bring a prawn bhuna home...

-..guess what!

-KNOCK ON DOOR

-Beds! What are you doing here?

-You should be on the platform with

-a mac, a trilby and a magic rose.

-What? Is your mother here?

-No, she was in Moelfre...

-..looking for him...

-..outside his house.

-Thank you.

-Quiz, girls?

-Quiz, girls?

-

-Thank you.

-THEY SPEAK WELSH

-Alright?

-Is Bedwyr on his way?

-No, he had to pop to Cardiff

-to collect something he'd forgotten.

-He won't be happy

-until he gets her back.

-How funny!

-Here you are, Dei Dymp.

-Here you are, Dei Dymp.

-

-Oh, my life! Bedwyr's best friend.

-A lemonade for Dylan Rhys.

-Viv, what are you having?

-Pint? Half? Gin? Jagerbomb?

-Pint? Half? Gin? Jagerbomb?

-

-Water, please.

-It's a shame Beds isn't here.

-It's a shame Beds isn't here.

-

-Isn't he here? I hadn't noticed.

-Quiz?

-Quiz?

-

-Thank you and all that, but...

-We're a man down on our team

-because my best mate betrayed us.

-Yeah... um, no.

-Thank you, but I'm learning Welsh.

-I'm not fluent.

-Oh, bless. Fair play to you.

-Be ydy dy enw di? What's your name?

-I knows that one, don't I?

-What's your name?

-Yeah, well what's your name?

-Dei.

-Dei.

-

-Me too. Dei, short for... um.

-Deilen?

-Deilen?

-

-Yep.

-Come on.

-Come on.

-

-What?

-This is Deilen.

-She's learning Welsh

-but she's not a flute.

-Alright?

-In the meantime, Beds was

-belting down the A470 to Moelfre...

-..where my mam was.

-We nailed it.

-You're a genius, Deilen.

-It's a fluke!

-I happens to know a lot

-about Leigh Halfpenny and ribcages.

-Round five. Welsh literature.

-Who wrote Saith Pechod Marwol?

-What's the category again?

-Literature.

-Literature.

-

-Oh, yes.

-Is litter-ature about rubbish?

-It's on the tip of my tongue.

-He've got a funny name.

-Mangle? Mingle?

-Me angle?

-Mihangel Morgan. I swear.

-On my life, it is.

-How did you know that?

-I got a daughter.

-She did a GCSE thing for it.

-How old is your daughter, Deilen?

-She's 18.

-Yeah, she's... um.

-SHE GETS UPSET

-Excuse me. I gotta... the loo.

-She's a nice girl.

-I don't understand a word she said.

-The prize, a free range chicken...

-..was kindly donated

-by Get Laid, Brynsiencyn.

-Hiya, Beds!

-Hey, where is she?

-She wasn't there.

-She wasn't there.

-

-I knew it! Moved on.

-You're in time for the results.

-I think we've won that chicken,

-thanks to Deilen.

-She's a legend.

-Deilen?

-Deilen?

-

-It's a long story.

-Where was you?

-It's her.

-It's her.

-

-Her who?

-Deilen is the mysterious girl.

-Deilen is the mysterious girl.

-

-It can't be.

-She comes from Cardiff, she's

-learning Welsh and... oh, it's her.

-You were here!

-You were here!

-

-I weighed it all up.

-I mulled myself stupid.

-In the end, I thought,

-do you know what - hakuna matata.

-But I tell you what,

-it won't be a piece of cake...

-..what with chych-in, sblych-in...

-..weird raffle prizes

-and the Gog thing.

-I know, and that's why I brought

-a bit of Cardiff back with me.

-Have you brought me a Clarke's pie?

-I could murder one.

-No, sorry. Will she do?

-Oh, babes!

-It is her.

-So, yeah - I'm here too.

-Wicked!

-'From her, there is no escape',

-as TH Parry-Williams said.

-A time like this calls for a selfie.

-S4C subtitles by Eirlys A Jones

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