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APPLAUSE

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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# There's a bright golden haze on the meadow

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# There's a bright golden haze on the meadow

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# The corn is as high as an elephant's eye

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# And it looks like it's climbing clear up to the sky

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# Oh, what a beautiful morning

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# Oh, what a beautiful day

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# I've got a beautiful feeling

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# Everything's going my way

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# All the cattle are standing like statues

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# All the cattle are standing like statues

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# They don't turn their heads as they see me ride by

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# But a little brown maverick is winking her eye

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# Oh, what a beautiful morning

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# Oh, what a beautiful day

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# I've got a beautiful feeling

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# Everything's going my way! #

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Hi, Aunt Eller!

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Scare me to death!

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What are you doing round here?

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I've come to sing to you.

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# ..All the sounds of the earth are like music

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# All the sounds of the earth are like music

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# The breeze is so busy it don't miss a tree

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# And an old weeping willow is laughing at me

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# Oh, what a beautiful morning

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# Oh, what a beautiful day

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# I've got a beautiful feeling

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# Everything's going my way

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# Oh, what a beautiful day... #

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APPLAUSE

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If I wasn't an old woman,

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and you weren't so young and smart-alecky,

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why I'd marry you and get you to sit around at night and sing to me.

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No, you wouldn't neither, cos I wouldn't marry you,

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nor none of your kinfolk, if I could help it.

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None of my kinfolk, huh?

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And you can tell 'em that. All of 'em.

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Including that niece of yours, Miss Laurey Williams!

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Aunt Eller, if you was to tell me where Laurey was at,

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where would you tell me she was at?

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I wouldn't tell you at all, for as far as I can make out,

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Laurey ain't paying you no heed.

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She don't take to me much.

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Where did you get such an uppity niece that wouldn't pay

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no heed to me? Who's the best bronc-buster in this here territory?

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You are, I bet.

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And the best bulldogger in 17 counties.

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Me, that's who!

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And lookee here.

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I'm handsome. Ain't I?

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Pretty as a picture.

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Curly headed, ain't I?

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And bow-legged from the saddle for God knows how long, ain't I?

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Couldn't stop a pig in the road!

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What more does she want, then? A damn she-mule?!

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I don't know, but I'm sure certain it ain't you.

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Who are you taking to the box social tonight?

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I ain't thought much about it.

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Bet you come over to ask Laurey.

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-What if I did?

-You asking me too?

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I'll wear my fascinator!

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Oh! You do!

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# Oh, what a beautiful morning

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# Oh, what a beautiful day... #

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Oh. I thought you was somebody.

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# ..I've got a beautiful feeling

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# Everything's going my way. #

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Is this all that's come a-calling?

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It's already ten o'clock of a Saturday morning.

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-You knowed it was me before you opened the door.

-No such of a thing.

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You did too. You heared my voice,

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and you knowed it was me.

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I heared a voice talking rumbly along with Aunt Eller.

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And I heared someone singing like a bullfrog in a pond.

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You knowed it was me,

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so you sat in there thinking up something mean to say.

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I've a good mind not to ask you to the box social.

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If you did ask me, I wouldn't go with you.

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Besides, how'd you take me?

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You ain't bought a new buggy with red wheels onto it, have you?

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-No, I ain't.

-And a spanking team with their bridles all a-jingling?

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-No!

-You expect me to ride on behind old Dun, I guess?

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You better ask that old Cummings girl you took such a shine to

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over across the river.

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If I was to ask you, there'd be a way to take you, Miss Laurey smarty.

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-Oh, there would?

-Mm-hm.

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# When I take you out tonight with me

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# Honey, here's the way it's gonna be

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# You will set behind a team of snow-white horses

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# In the slickest gig you ever see... #

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Lands!

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# ..Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry

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# When I take you out in the surrey

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# When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top

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# Watch that fringe and see how it flutters

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# When I drive them high-stepping strutters

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# Nosy-pokes will peek through their shutters

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# And their eyes will pop

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# The wheels are yellow The upholstery's brown

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# The dashboard's genuine leather

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# With isinglass curtains you can roll right down

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# In case there's a change in the weather

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# Two bright side-lights winking and blinking

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# Ain't no finer rig, I'm a-thinking

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# You can keep your rig if you're thinking

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# That I'd care to swap

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# For that shiny little surrey with a fringe on the top

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# Would you say the fringe was made of silk?

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# I wouldn't have no other kind but silk

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# Has it really got a team of snow-white horses?

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# One's like snow The other's more like milk... #

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So as you can tell 'em apart!

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# ..All the world'll fly in a flurry

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# When I take you out in the surrey

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# When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top

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# When we hit that road hell for leather

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# Cats and dogs'll dance in the heather

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# Birds and frogs'll sing all together

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# And the toads will hop

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# The wind'll whistle as we rattle along

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# The cows'll moo in the clover

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# The river will ripple out a whispered song

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# And whisper it over and over

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# Don't you wish you'd go on for ever

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# Don't you wish you'd go on for ever

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# Don't you wish you'd go on for ever

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# And it'd never stop?

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# In that shiny little surrey with the fringe on the top... #

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You'd sure feel like a queen sitting up in that carriage.

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Only she talked so mean to me a while back, Aunt Eller.

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I've a good mind not to take her.

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I ain't said I would go!

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I ain't asked you.

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Where did you get such a rig at, anyway?

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-Well...

-I'll bet he went and hired a rig over at Claremore,

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-thinking I'd go with him!

-So you know about it.

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Spent all his money hiring a rig

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and now he ain't got nobody to ride in it!

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Have too!

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I did not hire it.

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I made the whole thing up...

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..out of my head.

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What? Made it up?

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Dashboard and all!

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Get off the place, you!

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Aunt Eller, make himself get out of here! Telling me lies!

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Making up a few pretties ain't against any law I know of.

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Don't you wish there as such a rig, though?

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Then you could go to that play party

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and do a hoedown till morning if you was a mind to,

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and then, when you was all wore out,

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I'd lift you onto the surrey and jump up alongside of you,

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and we could just point the horses home.

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I can just picture the whole thing.

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# ..I can see the stars getting blurry

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# When we ride back home in the surrey

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# Riding slowly home in the surrey with the fringe on top

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# I can feel the day getting older

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# Feel a sleepy head near my shoulder

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# Nodding, drooping Close to my shoulder

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# Till it falls, ker-plop

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# The sun is swimming on the rim of a hill

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# The moon is taking a header

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# And just as I'm thinking all the earth is still

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# A lark'll wake up in the meadow

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# Hush, you bird

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# My baby's a-sleeping

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# Maybe got a dream worth a-keeping

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# Whoa, you team!

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# Just keep a-creeping at a slow clip clop

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# Don't you hurry little surrey with the fringe on the top... #

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APPLAUSE

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Only there ain't no such rig.

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-You just said you made the whole thing up.

-Well...

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Why do you come around here with your stories and your lies,

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getting me all worked up?

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Talking about the sun swimming on the hill like it was so.

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Who'd want to ride alongside you, anyway?

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Why don't you grab her and kiss her when she acts that a-way, Curly?

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She's just aching for you to, I bet.

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I won't even allow him to speak to me, let alone kiss me.

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The bragging, bow-legged, wish-he-had-a-sweetheart bum!

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Laurey. Laurey!

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She likes you!

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Quite a lot.

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She liked me any more, she'd set the dogs onto me.

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Hey. You get the wagon?

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What wagon?

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There's a whole crowd of folks coming down from Bushyhead

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for the box social.

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Curly said maybe you'd loan us your big wagon

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-to bring 'em up from the station.

-Of course I would,

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if he'd ask me.

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We got to talking about a lot of other things.

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I'll go and hitch up the wagon now if you say it's all right.

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See what we brung you, Aunt Eller!

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Hi, Will!

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What happened up at the fair?

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You do any good in the steer roping?

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I did pretty good.

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I won it!

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THEY CHEER

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Nobody can fling a rope like our territory boys.

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I can't stay but a minute, Aunt Eller.

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I gotta get over to Ado Annie. Don't you remember?

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Her pa said if I was ever worth 50 dollars I could have her!

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50 dollars?! That's what they give you for prize money?

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-That's what.

-Well, if Ado Annie's pa keeps his promise,

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we'll be dancing at your wedding.

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If he don't keep his promise, I'm going to take her

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right from under his nose,

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and I won't give him the present I brung for him.

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Look, fellas, what I got for Ado Annie's pa.

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Excuse us, Aunt Eller.

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You hold it up to your eye, like this,

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then, when you get a good look,

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you turn it around at the top and the picture changes.

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Oh, well, I'll be side-gated!

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THEY LAUGH

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They call it the Little Wonder.

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The hussy!

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Ought to be ashamed of herself!

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You too, Will.

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How do you turn the thing to see the other picture?

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Wait!

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I'm getting it!

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I'm a good mind to tell Ado Annie on you!

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Oh, please, don't, Aunt Eller. She wouldn't understand.

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SHE CACKLES

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No telling what you've been up to!

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Bet you carried on plenty in Kansas City!

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I wouldn't call it carrying on.

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But I sure did see some things I never see before.

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# I got to Kansas City on a Friday

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# By Saturday I learned a thing or two

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# For up till then I didn't have an idea

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# Of what the modern world was coming to

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# I counted 20 gas buggies going by themselves

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# Almost every time I took a walk

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# Then I put my ear to a Bell telephone

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# And a strange woman started into talk... #

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-What next?

-CHORUS: Yeah, what?

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What next?

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# ..Everything's up to date in Kansas City

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# They've gone about as far as they can go

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# They went and built a skyscraper seven storeys high

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# About as high as a building ought to grow

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# Everything's like a dream in Kansas City

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# It's better than a magic lantern show

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# You can turn the radiator on whenever you want some heat

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# With every kind of comfort every house is all complete

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# You could walk to privies in the rain and never wet your feet

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# They've gone about as far as they can go

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# Yes, sir!

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# They've gone about as far as they can go

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# Everything's up to date in Kansas City

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# They've gone about as far as they can go

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# They got a big theatre they call a Burly Q

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# For 50 cents you can see a dandy show... #

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Girls!

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# ..One of the girls is fat and pink and pretty

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# As round above as she was round below

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# I could swear that she was padded from her shoulders to her heels

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# But later in the second act When she began to peel

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# She proved that everything she had was absolutely real

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# She went about as far as she could go

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# Yes, sir!

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# She went about as far as she could go... #

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What are you doing, Will?

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This here's the two-step.

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All they're dancing nowadays. Catch onto it.

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A-one and a-two, a-one and a-two.

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Come on, Aunt Eller!

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SHE SHRIEKS AND LAUGHS

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Whoo!

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# ..And that's about as far as I can go

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# Yes, sir!

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# And that's about as far as she can go! #

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Oh, what are you doing now, Will?

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It's ragtime. I've seen a couple of city fellers doing it.

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-Whoo!

-It's crazy.

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THEY WHOOP

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All right!

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That's it!

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All right!

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# ..And that's about as far as we can go... #

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Hey!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Whoo!

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EXCITED CHATTER

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-Hello, Will!

-Hello, Curly.

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I can't stop to talk. I've got to get over to Ado Annie.

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I've got 50 dollars!

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All right, boys. Time we get going.

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Thanks for the loan of the wagon, Aunt Eller.

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-Come on, Curly.

-I'll catch up with you.

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Aunt Eller?

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I've got to know something.

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Who's the low, filthy sneak that Laurey's got her cap set for?

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You.

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Never mind that.

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There must be plenty of men trying to spark her,

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and she surely leans to one of them. Now don't she?

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Well, there's that fine farmer Jace Hutchins

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just this side of Lone Ellum, then that old widow man at Claremore,

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makes out he's a doctor or a veterinary.

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Pfft! That's what I thought.

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HE SIGHS

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Hello, Jud.

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Hello, yourself.

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Then of course there's someone nearer home

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that's got her on his mind most of the time,

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till he don't know a plough from a threshing machine.

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-Him?

-Yeah. Jud Fry.

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That bullet-coloured growly man?

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Now, don't you go saying nothing agin him.

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He's the best hired hand I ever had!

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Just about runs the farm by himself.

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Why, two women couldn't do it. You ought to know that.

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Laurey'd take up with a man like that?

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I ain't said she took up with him.

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He's around all the time, ain't he? He lives here!

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Out in the smokehouse.

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I changed my mind about cleaning the henhouse today.

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Going to leave it till tomorrow.

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Got to quit early cos I'm driving Laurey over to the party tonight.

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You're driving Laurey?

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I asked her.

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Well...

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Wouldn't that just make you bawl?

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Don't forget, Aunt Eller. You and me has got a date together,

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and if you make up a nice box of lunch,

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-maybe I'll bid for it.

-How are we going, Curly?

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In that rig you made up?

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I'll ride a-straddle of them lights a-winking like lightning bugs!

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That there ain't no made-up rig, you hear me?

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I hired it over to Claremore.

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Lands, you did?

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Sure did.

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Pretty one, too!

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So, when I come a-calling for you right after supper,

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make sure you got your beauty spots fastened on proper

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so you don't lose 'em all, do you hear?

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That's a right smart turnout.

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# The wheels are yellow The upholstery's brown

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# The dashboard's genuine leather

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# With isinglass curtains you can roll right down

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# In case there's a change in the weather... #

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Hmm.

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I'll see you tonight, anyway.

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On the way back from the station.

0:29:230:29:25

# ..Ain't no finer rig I'm a-thinking

0:29:260:29:30

# That I'd care to swap

0:29:300:29:33

# For that shiny little surrey with the fringe on the top... #

0:29:330:29:41

Hey, Curly!

0:29:410:29:43

Tell all the girls at Bushyhead to stop by here and freshen up.

0:29:430:29:48

It's a long way to Skidmores'.

0:29:480:29:50

Well, that means we'll have a lot of company.

0:29:500:29:52

-Better pack your lunch hamper.

-No, Aunt Eller,

0:29:520:29:55

don't go to Skidmores' with Curly tonight.

0:29:550:29:57

If you do, I'll have to ride with Jud all alone.

0:29:570:29:59

-That's the way you wanted it, ain't it?

-No!

0:29:590:30:02

I did it because Curly was so...fresh!

0:30:020:30:04

I'm afraid to tell Jud I won't go with him.

0:30:040:30:08

He'll do something terrible.

0:30:080:30:10

He makes me shiver every time he gets close to me.

0:30:100:30:13

You know that old smokehouse? You ever been down there?

0:30:130:30:16

Plenty of times. Why?

0:30:160:30:18

You seen them pictures he's got tacked onto the wall?

0:30:180:30:20

Oh, yeah, I seen them, but don't you pay 'em no mind.

0:30:200:30:23

There's something wrong inside him, Aunt Eller.

0:30:230:30:26

I hook my door at night and I fasten my windows against it.

0:30:260:30:29

The sound of feet walking up and down under that tree

0:30:290:30:32

-outside my room!

-Laurey!

-I know what I'm talking about.

0:30:320:30:36

You crazy young 'un.

0:30:360:30:38

Stop acting like a chicken with its head cut off.

0:30:380:30:41

Now, who do you reckon that is drove up?

0:30:410:30:44

Why, it's that old peddler,

0:30:440:30:48

the one that sold me that egg-beater.

0:30:480:30:51

He's got Ado Annie with him. Will Parker's Ado Annie!

0:30:510:30:54

Do you know what he told me?

0:30:540:30:56

He told me that egg-beater would beat up eggs

0:30:560:30:59

and wring out dishrags

0:30:590:31:00

and turn the ice-cream freezer and I don't know what all!

0:31:000:31:03

Ado Annie!

0:31:030:31:05

Hold your horses, peddler-man!

0:31:050:31:07

I want to talk to you!

0:31:070:31:09

-Hi, Aunt Eller.

-Hi, yourself.

0:31:090:31:11

-Hello, Laurey.

-Hello!

0:31:110:31:13

-Mwah!

-Will Parker's back from Kansas City. He's looking for you.

0:31:130:31:17

Will Parker?

0:31:170:31:19

I didn't count on him being back so soon.

0:31:190:31:22

I can see that. Been riding a piece?

0:31:220:31:24

The peddler-man's going to drive me to the box social.

0:31:240:31:28

I got up sort of a tasty lunch.

0:31:280:31:30

Ado Annie, have you took up with that peddler-man?

0:31:300:31:33

Not yet.

0:31:330:31:35

But you're promised to Will Parker, ain't you?

0:31:350:31:38

SHE SNIGGERS

0:31:380:31:39

Not what you might say promised...

0:31:390:31:42

I just told him maybe.

0:31:420:31:45

Don't you like him no more?

0:31:450:31:47

Course I do!

0:31:470:31:49

There won't never be nobody like Will.

0:31:490:31:52

Then what about the peddler-man?

0:31:520:31:54

Oh, there won't never be nobody like him neither.

0:31:540:31:57

Which one do you like the best?

0:31:570:31:59

Whatever one I'm with.

0:31:590:32:01

You are a silly.

0:32:010:32:03

Now, Laurey, don't you know,

0:32:030:32:05

didn't nobody pay me no mind up till this year,

0:32:050:32:10

account of I was scrawny and flat as a beanpole.

0:32:100:32:15

Think I kind of rounded up a little

0:32:150:32:19

and now the boys act different to me.

0:32:190:32:22

What's wrong with that?

0:32:220:32:23

Nothing wrong. I like it.

0:32:230:32:25

I like it so much when a fella talks pretty to me.

0:32:250:32:29

I get all shaky from horn to hoof!

0:32:290:32:33

Don't you?

0:32:330:32:35

I can't think what you're talking about.

0:32:350:32:37

Don't you get kind of sorry for a fella

0:32:370:32:40

when he looks at you like he wants to kiss you?

0:32:400:32:43

You just can't go round kissing every man that asks you.

0:32:430:32:47

Didn't anybody ever tell you that?

0:32:470:32:49

Yeah, they told me.

0:32:490:32:53

# It ain't so much a question of not knowing what to do

0:32:550:33:04

# I knowed what's right and wrong since I've been ten

0:33:050:33:09

# I heared a lot of stories and I reckon they are true

0:33:090:33:18

# About how girls are put upon by men

0:33:190:33:22

# I know I mustn't fall into the pit

0:33:240:33:28

# But when I'm with a feller, I forget

0:33:280:33:34

# I'm just a girl who can't say no

0:33:370:33:40

# I'm in a terrible fix

0:33:400:33:43

# I always say, come on, let's go

0:33:430:33:48

# Just when I oughta say nix

0:33:480:33:50

# When a person tries to kiss a girl

0:33:500:33:55

# I know she oughta give his face a smack

0:33:550:33:58

# But as soon as someone kisses me

0:33:580:34:02

# I somehow sort of wanna kiss him back

0:34:020:34:06

# I'm just a fool when lights are low

0:34:060:34:10

# I can't be prissy and quaint

0:34:100:34:13

# I ain't the type that can faint

0:34:130:34:17

# How can I be what I ain't?

0:34:170:34:20

# I can't say no

0:34:200:34:26

# What you gonna do when a feller gets flirty

0:34:280:34:33

# And starts to talk pretty?

0:34:330:34:35

# What you gonna do?

0:34:350:34:37

# Supposing that he says that lips are like cherries?

0:34:370:34:41

# Or roses or berries?

0:34:410:34:44

# What are you gonna do?

0:34:440:34:46

# Supposing that he says that you're sweeter than cream

0:34:460:34:51

# And he's got to have cream, or die?

0:34:510:34:55

# What are you gonna do when he talks that way? #

0:34:550:34:59

Spit in his eye?

0:35:010:35:02

# I'm just a girl who can't say no

0:35:020:35:07

# Can't seem to say it at all

0:35:070:35:11

# I hate to disappoint a beau

0:35:110:35:14

# When he is paying a call

0:35:140:35:17

# For a while I act refined and cool

0:35:170:35:21

# A-sitting on a velveteen settee

0:35:210:35:24

# Then I think of that old golden rule

0:35:240:35:28

# And do for him what he would do for me

0:35:280:35:32

# I can't resist a Romeo

0:35:320:35:35

# In a sombrero and chaps

0:35:350:35:38

# Soon as I sit on their laps

0:35:380:35:42

# Something inside of me snaps

0:35:420:35:46

# I can't say no! #

0:35:460:35:52

APPLAUSE

0:35:520:35:55

# ..I'm just a girl who can't say no

0:36:030:36:07

# Kissing's my favourite food

0:36:070:36:10

# With or without the mistletoe

0:36:100:36:14

# I'm in a holiday mood

0:36:140:36:18

# Other girls are coy and hard to catch

0:36:180:36:21

# But other girls ain't having any fun

0:36:210:36:25

# Every time I lose a wrestling match

0:36:250:36:28

# I have a funny feeling that I won

0:36:280:36:32

# Though I can feel the undertow

0:36:320:36:36

# I never make a complaint

0:36:360:36:39

# Till it's too late for restraint

0:36:390:36:43

# Then when I want to, I can't

0:36:430:36:46

# I can't say no! #

0:36:460:36:52

APPLAUSE

0:36:520:36:55

It's like I told you, I get sorry for 'em.

0:37:030:37:07

Well, I wouldn't feel sorry for any man, no matter what.

0:37:070:37:10

I'm sure sorry for poor Ali Hakim now.

0:37:100:37:13

Look at Aunt Eller cussing him out.

0:37:130:37:16

Ali Hakim? Is that his name?

0:37:160:37:19

Yeah. It's Persian.

0:37:190:37:20

You sure for certain you love him better than you love Will?

0:37:220:37:25

I WAS sure,

0:37:250:37:27

and now Will's come home,

0:37:270:37:29

I'm first thinking, no, he'll start talking pretty to me

0:37:290:37:33

and changing my mind back!

0:37:330:37:35

But Will wants to marry you.

0:37:350:37:37

So does Ali Hakim.

0:37:370:37:39

-Did he ask you?

-Not directly.

0:37:390:37:42

But how I know is,

0:37:420:37:44

he said to me this morning

0:37:440:37:46

that he wanted for me to drive like that with him

0:37:460:37:49

to the end of the world!

0:37:490:37:52

Well, if we only drove as far Catoosa,

0:37:520:37:56

that'd take to sundown, wouldn't it?

0:37:560:37:59

Then we'd have to go somewhere and be all night together,

0:37:590:38:04

and being all night together means he wants a wedding, doesn't it?

0:38:040:38:08

Not to a peddler, it don't.

0:38:080:38:10

All right, all right!

0:38:100:38:13

If the egg-beater don't work, I'll give you something just as good.

0:38:140:38:17

Just as good? It's got to be a thousand million times better!

0:38:170:38:21

My, oh, my! Whoo!

0:38:210:38:24

Jippity crickets, Miss Laurey.

0:38:240:38:27

Look how high you growed up, huh?

0:38:270:38:29

The last time I come through here, you was tiny like a shrimp,

0:38:290:38:32

with freckles. Now look at you!

0:38:320:38:34

A great...big...beautiful...lady.

0:38:340:38:38

Quit biting me, will you?

0:38:380:38:39

If you ain't had no breakfast, go eat yourself a green apple.

0:38:390:38:42

-Now, Aunt Eller...

-I ain't your Aunt Eller!

0:38:420:38:45

Don't you call me your Aunt Eller, you little wart.

0:38:450:38:47

All right, all right. Don't nobody want to buy something, huh?

0:38:470:38:51

How about you, Miss Laurey? Hmm?

0:38:510:38:54

Must be wanting something, pretty young girl like you.

0:38:540:38:57

Me? Course I want something.

0:38:570:38:59

I want a buckle made out of shiny silver to fasten onto my shoes.

0:38:590:39:03

I want a dress with lace. I want perfume.

0:39:030:39:06

I want to be pretty.

0:39:060:39:08

I want to smell like honeysuckle vines.

0:39:080:39:10

Give her a cake of soap!

0:39:100:39:12

I want things I heared of and never had before,

0:39:120:39:15

like a rubber-tyred buggy and a cut-glass sugar bowl.

0:39:150:39:18

I want things I can't tell you about.

0:39:190:39:22

Not only things to look at and hold in your hands,

0:39:220:39:25

but things to happen to you,

0:39:250:39:27

things so nice, if they ever did happen to you,

0:39:270:39:31

your heart would quit a-beating.

0:39:310:39:33

You'd fall down dead.

0:39:330:39:35

I got just the thing.

0:39:350:39:37

-The elixir of Egypt.

-What's that?

0:39:370:39:42

Secret formula. Belonged to Pharaoh's daughter.

0:39:420:39:45

Smelling salts!

0:39:450:39:47

But a special kind of smelling salts.

0:39:470:39:50

Read what is says on the label, hmm?

0:39:500:39:52

"Take a deep breath and you see everything clear."

0:39:520:39:56

That's what Pharaoh's daughter used to do

0:39:560:39:58

when she had a hard problem to decide,

0:39:580:40:00

like what prince to marry or what dress to wear to a party,

0:40:000:40:04

or whether she ought to cut off somebody's head.

0:40:040:40:07

-She'd take a whiff of this.

-I'll take a bottle of that, Mr Peddler.

0:40:070:40:10

-Precious stuff.

-How much?

0:40:100:40:13

-Two bits.

-Throwing away your money!

0:40:130:40:16

Helps you decide what to do?

0:40:160:40:18

Now, don't you want me to show you some pretty doodads?

0:40:180:40:22

Huh? With lace around the bottom, and the ribbons running in and out?

0:40:220:40:25

You mean fancy drawers?

0:40:250:40:29

FRENCH ACCENT: All made in Paris.

0:40:310:40:33

Well, I never wear that kind myself, but I sure do like to look at 'em.

0:40:330:40:38

Yeah. They's all right if you ain't going no place.

0:40:380:40:40

I can let you have 'm for 50 cents.

0:40:400:40:43

Four bits.

0:40:430:40:45

Do you want me to get that egg-beater and ram it

0:40:450:40:48

down your windpipe?

0:40:480:40:50

Bring your trappings inside and maybe I can find you

0:40:500:40:53

something to eat and drink.

0:40:530:40:55

Ask him, why don't you?

0:40:550:40:57

Ali...

0:40:590:41:01

Laurey and me's been having an argument.

0:41:010:41:04

Oh, what about, baby?

0:41:040:41:07

About what you meant when you said about driving with me

0:41:070:41:10

to the end of the world.

0:41:100:41:13

Oh, well, I didn't mean really to the END of the world.

0:41:130:41:16

Then how far did you want to go?

0:41:160:41:19

About as far as, say, Claremore. To the hotel.

0:41:200:41:23

What's at the hotel?

0:41:230:41:25

In front of the hotel is a veranda.

0:41:250:41:28

Inside, is a lobby.

0:41:280:41:30

Upstairs... Upstairs might be paradise.

0:41:300:41:33

I thought they was just bedrooms.

0:41:330:41:37

You and me, baby.

0:41:370:41:39

Paradise!

0:41:390:41:41

You see, I knew I was right and Laurey was wrong.

0:41:410:41:46

You DO want to marry me, don't you?

0:41:460:41:48

Oh, Ado Annie... What did you say?!

0:41:480:41:51

I said, you do want to marry me, don't you?

0:41:510:41:53

-What did you say?

-I didn't say nothing.

0:41:530:41:57

Yoo-hoo! Ado Annie, I'm back!

0:41:570:41:59

Oh, just when... Hello, Will!

0:41:590:42:01

Ado Annie!

0:42:010:42:03

How's my honeybunch?

0:42:030:42:05

How's the sweetest little 110lb of sugar in the territory?

0:42:050:42:10

Um, Will, this is Ali Hakim.

0:42:100:42:13

How are you, Hak?

0:42:130:42:14

Don't mind the way I talk. It's all right.

0:42:140:42:17

-I'm going to marry her.

-Marry her?!

0:42:170:42:19

On purpose?!

0:42:190:42:21

Sure!

0:42:210:42:23

-No such of a thing.

-Oh, it's a wonderful thing to be married.

0:42:230:42:27

-Ali?

-I've got a brother in Persia, he's got six wives.

0:42:280:42:31

Six wives?

0:42:310:42:33

-All at once?

-Sure!

0:42:330:42:35

-That's the way they do in them countries.

-Not all the time.

0:42:350:42:38

I've got another brother in Persia only got one wife.

0:42:380:42:40

He's a bachelor.

0:42:400:42:42

-Look, Will...

-Look, Will, nothing!

0:42:440:42:47

You know what I got for first prize at the fair?

0:42:470:42:50

50 dollars!

0:42:500:42:52

Well, that was good!

0:42:520:42:54

50 dollars!

0:42:540:42:56

You catch on.

0:42:560:42:58

Your pa promised I could marry you if I could get 50 dollars.

0:42:580:43:02

That's right, he did.

0:43:020:43:04

Know what I done with it?

0:43:040:43:07

Spent it all on presents for you.

0:43:070:43:09

Well, if you spent it, then you ain't got the cash.

0:43:090:43:12

What I got's worth more than the cash.

0:43:120:43:15

Feller who sold me the stuff told me.

0:43:150:43:17

-But, Will...

-Stop saying "but, Will".

0:43:170:43:20

When do I get a little kiss?

0:43:200:43:22

Oh, Ado Annie, honey, you ain't been off my mind since I left.

0:43:220:43:27

All the times at the fairgrounds, even, when I was chasing steers.

0:43:270:43:31

I'd rope one under the hooves and pull 'em up sharp,

0:43:310:43:35

and he'd land on his little rump.

0:43:350:43:38

Then I'd think of you.

0:43:390:43:41

Don't start talking pretty, Will.

0:43:420:43:45

See a lot of beautiful girls in Kansas City.

0:43:460:43:49

Didn't give one a look.

0:43:490:43:51

How did you see 'em if you didn't give 'em a look?

0:43:510:43:55

I mean, I didn't look loving at them.

0:43:550:43:57

Like I look at you.

0:43:570:43:59

Oh, Will, please don't look like that.

0:43:590:44:02

I can't bear it.

0:44:020:44:04

I won't stop looking like this till I get a little old kiss.

0:44:040:44:08

Oh, what's a little old kiss?

0:44:080:44:10

Nothing, unless it comes from you.

0:44:100:44:14

Oh, you do talk pretty...

0:44:140:44:16

No, I won't!

0:44:160:44:19

# Supposing that I say that your lips are like cherries?

0:44:190:44:24

# Or roses or berries?

0:44:240:44:26

# What are you going to do?

0:44:260:44:29

# Can't you feel my heart palpating and a-bumping?

0:44:290:44:33

# Waiting for something Something nice from you

0:44:330:44:37

# I gotta get a kiss and it's gotta be quick

0:44:370:44:42

# Or I'll jump in a creek a die

0:44:420:44:46

# What's a girl to say when you talk that way? #

0:44:460:44:50

-CHORUS:

-# Oh, what a beautiful morning

0:44:590:45:03

CURLY: # Oh, what a beautiful day

0:45:030:45:07

# I've got a beautiful feeling

0:45:070:45:12

# Everything's going my way... #

0:45:120:45:15

Say, Curly,

0:45:150:45:17

better take the wagon down to the trough

0:45:170:45:21

-and give the teams some water.

-Right away, Aunt Eller.

0:45:210:45:23

Can I come too?

0:45:230:45:25

Just love to watch the way you handle horses.

0:45:250:45:28

That's about all I can handle, I reckon.

0:45:280:45:31

Oh, I can't believe that, Curly.

0:45:310:45:33

Not from what I heared about you.

0:45:330:45:36

CACKLING LAUGH

0:45:360:45:39

Looks like Curly's took up with that Cummings girl.

0:45:410:45:44

What do I care about that?

0:45:440:45:47

GASPS AND LAUGHTER

0:45:470:45:49

Come on, boys! Let's get these hampers out

0:45:490:45:52

under the trees, where it's cool.

0:45:520:45:54

I thought Curly was stuck on you.

0:45:540:45:57

I'd say he ain't stuck on her no more.

0:45:570:46:00

# Why should a woman who is healthy and strong

0:46:040:46:08

# Blubber like a baby if her man goes away?

0:46:080:46:12

# A-weeping and a-wailing how he's done her wrong

0:46:120:46:17

# That's one thing you'll never hear me say

0:46:170:46:21

# Never gonna think that the man I lose

0:46:210:46:25

# Is the only man among men

0:46:250:46:28

# I'll snap my fingers to show I don't care

0:46:280:46:33

# I'll buy me a brand-new dress to wear

0:46:330:46:37

# I'll scrub my neck and I'll brush my hair

0:46:370:46:43

# And start all over again

0:46:430:46:47

# Many a new face will please my eye

0:46:500:46:54

# Many a new love will find me

0:46:540:46:58

# Never have I once looked back to sigh

0:46:580:47:02

# Over the romance behind me

0:47:020:47:06

# Many a new day will dawn before I do

0:47:060:47:13

# Many a light lad may kiss and fly

0:47:130:47:18

# A kiss gone by is bygone

0:47:180:47:22

# Never have I asked an August sky

0:47:220:47:26

# Where has last July gone?

0:47:260:47:30

# Never have I wandered through the rye

0:47:300:47:33

# Wondering where has some guy gone

0:47:330:47:37

# Many a new day will dawn before I do... #

0:47:370:47:42

Come on, girls!

0:47:420:47:44

# Many a new face will please my eye

0:47:490:47:53

# Many a new love will find me

0:47:530:47:57

# Never have I once looked back to sigh

0:47:570:48:00

# Over the romance behind me

0:48:000:48:05

# Many a new day will dawn before I do

0:48:050:48:11

# Never have I chased the honeybee

0:48:110:48:16

# Who carelessly cajoled me

0:48:160:48:19

# Somebody else just as sweet as he

0:48:190:48:23

# Cheered me and consoled me

0:48:230:48:27

# Never have I wept into my tea

0:48:270:48:31

# Over the deal someone doled me

0:48:310:48:35

# Many a new day will dawn

0:48:350:48:39

# Many a red sun will set

0:48:390:48:44

# Many a blue moon will shine

0:48:440:48:49

# Before I do... #

0:48:490:48:59

APPLAUSE

0:48:590:49:02

MELODY CONTINUES

0:49:050:49:08

# ..Many a new face will please my eye

0:51:480:51:52

# Many a new love will find me

0:51:520:51:55

# Never have I once looked back to sigh

0:51:550:51:59

# Over the romance behind me

0:51:590:52:02

# Many a new day will dawn before I do

0:52:020:52:08

# Never have I chased the honeybee

0:52:100:52:14

# Who carelessly cajoled me

0:52:140:52:17

# Somebody else just as sweet as he

0:52:170:52:21

# Cheered me and consoled me

0:52:210:52:24

# Never have I wept into my tea

0:52:240:52:28

# Over the deal someone doled me

0:52:280:52:32

# Many a new day will dawn

0:52:320:52:36

# Many a red sun will set

0:52:360:52:40

# Many a blue moon will shine

0:52:400:52:45

# Before I do... #

0:52:450:52:55

APPLAUSE

0:52:570:53:00

Ali Hakim?

0:53:110:53:13

Hello, kiddo.

0:53:160:53:18

I'm sure sorry to see you so happy cos what I've got to say

0:53:180:53:23

is going to make you miserable.

0:53:230:53:26

I've got to marry Will.

0:53:260:53:29

HE GROANS

0:53:290:53:32

Oh, that is sad news for me!

0:53:320:53:35

Well, he's a fine feller.

0:53:350:53:37

Don't hide your feelings, Ali.

0:53:390:53:42

I can't stand it.

0:53:420:53:44

I'd rather you come right out and say your heart is busted in two!

0:53:440:53:49

Are you positive?

0:53:490:53:51

You've got to marry Will?

0:53:510:53:53

Sure shooting.

0:53:530:53:54

And there's no chance to change your mind?

0:53:540:53:57

-No chance.

-All right, then,

0:53:570:54:00

my heart is busted in two.

0:54:000:54:02

Oh, Ali, you do make up pretty things to say.

0:54:020:54:06

Is that you, Annie?

0:54:060:54:07

Hello, Pa.

0:54:070:54:09

What you been shooting?

0:54:100:54:12

Rabbits.

0:54:120:54:14

Is that true what I hear about Will Parker

0:54:140:54:17

getting 50 dollars?

0:54:170:54:19

-That's right, Pa, and he wants to hold you to your promise.

-Too bad.

0:54:190:54:23

Still and all,

0:54:230:54:25

I can't go back on my word.

0:54:250:54:28

-See, Ali?

-I advise you to get that money off of him

0:54:280:54:31

before he loses it all.

0:54:310:54:33

Put it in your stocking or inside your corset

0:54:330:54:37

where he can't get at it.

0:54:370:54:38

Or can he?

0:54:430:54:45

-But, Pa, he ain't exactly kept it.

-Huh?

0:54:470:54:50

He spent it all on presents.

0:54:500:54:52

You see?

0:54:520:54:54

What did I tell you?

0:54:540:54:55

Well, now he can't have you.

0:54:550:54:57

I said it had to be 50 dollars, cash.

0:54:570:55:01

But Mr Carnes...is that fair?

0:55:010:55:05

Who the hell are you?!

0:55:050:55:08

This is Ali Hakim.

0:55:080:55:10

Well, shut your face!

0:55:100:55:12

Or I'll fill your behind so full of buckshot

0:55:130:55:16

you'll be walking round like a duck for the rest of your life.

0:55:160:55:20

Ali, if I don't have to marry Will,

0:55:200:55:24

then maybe your heart don't have to be busted in two, like you said.

0:55:240:55:28

-I didn't say that.

-Oh, yes, you did.

-Oh, no, I didn't.

0:55:280:55:32

Are you trying to make out my daughter to be a liar?

0:55:320:55:35

No, just making it clear

0:55:350:55:38

what a liar I am if she's telling the truth.

0:55:380:55:41

What else you been saying to my daughter?

0:55:410:55:45

Oh, an awful lot.

0:55:450:55:47

-When?

-Last night in the moonlight.

0:55:490:55:51

-Where?

-Alongside a haystack.

0:55:510:55:54

-Listen, Mr Carnes...

-I'm listening!

0:55:540:55:57

What else did you say?

0:55:570:55:59

He called me his Persian kitten.

0:55:590:56:02

Why did you call her that?

0:56:050:56:07

-I don't remember.

-I do!

0:56:070:56:10

He said I was like his Persian kitten,

0:56:100:56:12

cos they was the cats with the soft, round tails.

0:56:120:56:17

That's enough!

0:56:170:56:18

In this part of the country,

0:56:180:56:20

-that had better be a proposal of marriage!

-That's what I thought!

0:56:200:56:24

Is that what you think?

0:56:240:56:26

Look, Mr Carnes...

0:56:260:56:28

I'm looking!

0:56:280:56:29

-I'm no good!

-Uh...

0:56:290:56:31

I'm a peddler.

0:56:310:56:33

A peddler travels up and then down and then all around.

0:56:330:56:38

You'd never get to see your daughter no more.

0:56:380:56:41

That'd be all right.

0:56:450:56:47

You take care of her.

0:56:490:56:51

Son.

0:56:510:56:53

Take care of my little...

0:56:530:56:57

..uh...rosebud.

0:56:570:56:59

Oh, Pa, that's pretty.

0:56:590:57:02

Are you sure for certain you can bear to let me go, Pa?

0:57:020:57:06

Are you sure, Mr Carnes?

0:57:060:57:08

Just try changing my mind.

0:57:080:57:11

PA CHUCKLES

0:57:130:57:15

Oh, Ali Hakim, ain't it wonderful?

0:57:190:57:21

Pa making up our minds for us,

0:57:210:57:24

and he won't change, neither.

0:57:240:57:26

Once he gives you his word you can have me,

0:57:260:57:30

why you got me!

0:57:300:57:32

I know I got you.

0:57:320:57:35

Mrs Ali Hakim,

0:57:350:57:37

the peddler's bride.

0:57:370:57:40

Oh, wait till I tell the girls!

0:57:400:57:43

Trapped!

0:57:510:57:53

Tricked!

0:57:530:57:55

Hood-blinked!

0:57:550:57:58

Ham-bushed!

0:57:580:58:00

# Friend, what's on your mind?

0:58:000:58:04

# Why do you walk around and around

0:58:040:58:09

# With your hands folded behind

0:58:090:58:13

# And your chin scraping the ground? #

0:58:130:58:17

20 minutes ago,

0:58:210:58:24

I'm free, like a breeze.

0:58:240:58:26

Free, like a bird in the woodland wild.

0:58:260:58:29

Free, like a gypsy.

0:58:290:58:32

Free, like a child.

0:58:320:58:35

I'm unattached!

0:58:350:58:38

20 minutes ago, I can do what I please.

0:58:410:58:45

Flick my cigar ashes on a rug.

0:58:450:58:48

Dunk with a doughnut, drink from a jug.

0:58:500:58:54

I'm a happy man!

0:58:550:58:58

I'm minding my own business, like I ought to.

0:59:010:59:05

Ain't meaning any harm to anyone.

0:59:060:59:09

I'm talking to a certain farmer's daughter.

0:59:100:59:13

Then I'm looking in the muzzle of a gun?

0:59:150:59:18

# It's getting so you can't have any fun

0:59:180:59:22

# Every daughter has a father with a gun... #

0:59:220:59:26

MEN CHATTER

0:59:260:59:29

# It's a scandal, it's an outrage

0:59:290:59:33

# How a gal gets a husband today... #

0:59:330:59:36

If you make one mistake when the moon is bright,

0:59:360:59:39

then they'll tie you to a contract so you make it every night.

0:59:390:59:43

# It's a scandal, it's an outrage

0:59:430:59:46

# When a farmer surrounds you and says

0:59:460:59:50

# You gotta take and make a honest women out of Nell... #

0:59:500:59:53

To make you make her honest, she will lie like hell!

0:59:530:59:56

# It's a scandal

0:59:560:59:58

# It's an outrage

0:59:581:00:00

# On our manhood it's a blot!

1:00:001:00:02

# Where is the leader who will save us

1:00:041:00:06

# And be the first man to be shot?

1:00:061:00:09

-Me?

-Yes, you!

-Oh, no!

1:00:091:00:11

# It's a scandal

1:00:111:00:13

# It's an outrage

1:00:131:00:15

# Just a wink and a kiss and you're through!

1:00:151:00:17

You're a mess, and in less then a year, by heck

1:00:171:00:21

There's a baby on your shoulder making bubbles on your neck.

1:00:211:00:24

# It's a scandal

1:00:241:00:26

# It's an outrage

1:00:261:00:28

# Any farmer will tell you it's true

1:00:281:00:30

A rooster in a chicken coop is better off than men.

1:00:301:00:34

He ain't the special property of just one hen.

1:00:341:00:38

# It's a scandal

1:00:381:00:39

# It's an outrage

1:00:391:00:42

# It's a problem we must solve

1:00:421:00:44

# We gotta start a revolution!

1:00:441:00:47

# All right, boys. Revolve! #

1:00:471:00:50

They're here!

1:00:501:00:52

APPLAUSE

1:01:181:01:20

CACKLING LAUGHTER

1:01:221:01:24

Hello, Laurey. Just packing your hamper now?

1:01:291:01:33

-I've been busy.

-You got gooseberry tarts too.

1:01:331:01:37

Wonder if they is as light as mine.

1:01:371:01:40

Mine'd like to float away if you blew on 'em.

1:01:401:01:44

I did blow on to one of mine, and it broke into a million pieces.

1:01:441:01:48

CACKLING LAUGH

1:01:481:01:51

Ain't she funny!

1:01:511:01:53

Hey, Gertie!

1:01:531:01:55

Better come inside, and cool off.

1:01:551:01:58

-You comin' inside with me, Curly?

-Not just yet.

1:01:581:02:01

Well, don't be too long.

1:02:011:02:03

And don't forget when the auction starts tonight -

1:02:031:02:07

mine's the biggest hamper!

1:02:071:02:10

CACKLING LAUGH

1:02:101:02:12

So that's the Cummins girl I heared so much talk of.

1:02:141:02:17

-You seen her before, ain't you?

-Yeow.

1:02:171:02:20

But not since she got so old.

1:02:201:02:22

Never did see anybody get so peeked-lookin' in such a short time.

1:02:221:02:27

Yeah, and she says she's only 18.

1:02:271:02:31

I bet you she's 19!

1:02:311:02:33

What you got in your hamper?

1:02:381:02:40

That's just some ole meat pies and apple jelly.

1:02:401:02:43

Nothin' like what Gertie Cummins has in her basket.

1:02:431:02:45

You really goin' to drive to the Box Social with that Jud feller?

1:02:481:02:54

Reckon so. Why?

1:02:541:02:56

Nothin'. It's just that everybody seems to expect me to take you.

1:02:561:03:01

Then maybe it's just as well you ain't.

1:03:011:03:04

We don't want people talkin' 'bout us, do we?

1:03:041:03:07

You think people do talk about us?

1:03:071:03:09

Oh, you know how they are - like a swarm of mudwasps.

1:03:091:03:12

Always gotta be buzzin' about somethin'.

1:03:121:03:14

Well, what're they sayin'?

1:03:141:03:16

-That you're stuck on me?

-Uh-uh.

1:03:161:03:19

Most of the talk is that you're stuck on me.

1:03:191:03:21

-I can't imagine how these ugly rumours start.

-Me neither.

1:03:231:03:26

# Why do they think up stories that link my name with yours?

1:03:281:03:33

# Why do the neighbours gossip all day behind their doors?

1:03:331:03:40

# I have a way to prove what they say is quite untrue

1:03:401:03:47

# Here is the gist, a practical list of "don'ts" for you

1:03:471:03:55

# Don't throw bouquets at me

1:03:571:04:03

# Don't please my folks too much

1:04:041:04:11

# Don't laugh at my jokes too much

1:04:111:04:18

# People will say we're in love! #

1:04:181:04:24

Who laughs at your jokes?

1:04:241:04:26

# Don't sigh and gaze at me

1:04:261:04:30

# Your sighs are so like mine

1:04:331:04:37

# Your eyes mustn't glow like mine

1:04:401:04:45

# People will say we're in love!

1:04:471:04:51

# Don't start collecting things... #

1:04:541:04:58

Like what?

1:04:591:05:01

# Give me my rose and my glove

1:05:011:05:05

# Sweetheart, they're suspecting things

1:05:081:05:14

# People will say we're in love!

1:05:151:05:22

# Some people claim that you are to blame as much as I

1:05:251:05:32

# Why do you take the trouble to bake my favourite pie?

1:05:321:05:38

# Grantin' your wish I carved our initials on that tree

1:05:381:05:45

# Just keep a slice of all the advice you give, so free!

1:05:451:05:55

# Don't praise my charm too much

1:05:571:06:05

# Don't look so vain with me

1:06:051:06:12

# Don't stand in the rain with me

1:06:121:06:18

# People will say we're in love!

1:06:201:06:28

# Don't take my arm too much

1:06:281:06:34

# Don't keep your hand in mine

1:06:361:06:43

# Your hand feels so grand in mine

1:06:431:06:49

# People will say we're in love!

1:06:501:06:57

# Don't dance all night with me

1:06:571:07:03

# Till the stars fade from above

1:07:051:07:12

# They'll see it's all right with me

1:07:121:07:21

# People will say

1:07:211:07:25

# We're in love! #

1:07:251:07:35

APPLAUSE

1:07:351:07:39

Don't you reckon you could tell Jud you'd rather go with me tonight?

1:07:541:07:58

-Curly! I couldn't.

-Oh, you couldn't?

1:07:591:08:04

Think I'll go down here to the smokehouse, where Jud's at.

1:08:041:08:09

See what's so elegant about him,

1:08:091:08:11

makes girls want go to parties with him.

1:08:111:08:13

-Curly!

-What?

1:08:131:08:15

Nothin'.

1:08:151:08:16

# Don't sigh and gaze at me

1:08:211:08:28

# Your sighs are so like mine

1:08:281:08:37

# Your eyes mustn't... #

1:08:371:08:41

Got your hamper packed?

1:08:451:08:48

Aunt Eller... Yes, nearly.

1:08:481:08:51

Like a hanky?

1:08:531:08:56

What'd I want with a ole hanky?

1:08:571:08:59

Ooh, you got a smudge on your cheek - just under your eye.

1:08:591:09:04

APPLAUSE

1:09:341:09:35

-Howdy.

-What do you want?

1:09:591:10:03

I done got through my business up at the house.

1:10:031:10:05

Just thought I'd pay a call.

1:10:051:10:07

You got a gun, I see.

1:10:081:10:10

-Good 'un. Colt 45.

-What do you do with it?

-Shoot things.

1:10:111:10:14

Oh.

1:10:171:10:18

That there pink picture - that's a naked woman, ain't it?

1:10:201:10:24

Your eyes don't lie to you.

1:10:241:10:26

Plumb stark naked as a jaybird.

1:10:261:10:29

No. No, she ain't. Not quite.

1:10:291:10:31

Got a couple of thingamabobs tied on to her. Shucks.

1:10:311:10:35

That ain't a thing to what I got here.

1:10:351:10:37

Lookit that top one.

1:10:401:10:42

Ooh! I'll go blind!

1:10:421:10:44

That'd give me ideas, that would.

1:10:441:10:46

That's a dinger, that is.

1:10:461:10:48

Yeah, that sure is a dinger.

1:10:481:10:51

Hey. That's a good-lookin' rope you got there, Jud.

1:10:541:10:58

Spins nice.

1:11:011:11:04

You know Will Parker? Sure can spin a rope.

1:11:041:11:08

It's a good strong hook you got there.

1:11:081:11:10

You could hang yerself on that.

1:11:101:11:12

I could what?

1:11:121:11:14

Hang yerself.

1:11:141:11:16

Easy as fallin' off a log!

1:11:171:11:19

Fact is, you could stand on a log -

1:11:191:11:22

or a chair if you'd rather -

1:11:221:11:24

right about here - see?

1:11:241:11:27

And put this here around your neck.

1:11:271:11:30

Tie that good up there first, of course.

1:11:301:11:32

Then all you'd have to do would be to fall off the log -

1:11:321:11:35

or the chair, whichever you'd rather fall off of.

1:11:351:11:37

In five minutes, or less, with good luck, you'd be dead as a doornail.

1:11:371:11:40

What do you mean by that?

1:11:401:11:42

Then folks would come to your funeral and sing sad songs.

1:11:421:11:47

-Yeah!

-They would.

1:11:491:11:52

You never know how many people like you till you're dead.

1:11:521:11:56

You'd prob'ly be laid out in the parlour.

1:11:581:12:01

You'd be all diked out in your best suit

1:12:011:12:04

with your hair combed down slick,

1:12:041:12:07

and a high starched collar.

1:12:071:12:09

Would they be any flowers, d'you think?

1:12:111:12:15

Sure would, and palms, too - all around your coffin.

1:12:151:12:20

Then folks 'ud stand around you

1:12:201:12:23

and the men 'ud bare their heads

1:12:231:12:26

and the women would sniffle softly.

1:12:261:12:30

Some'd prob'ly faint - ones that had tuck a shine to you

1:12:301:12:32

when you was alive.

1:12:321:12:34

-What women have took a shine to me?

-Lots of women.

1:12:341:12:36

Only they don't never come right out

1:12:361:12:39

and show you how they feel less'n you die first.

1:12:391:12:42

I guess that's so.

1:12:441:12:47

They sure would sing loud, though, when the singin' started.

1:12:471:12:50

Sing like their hearts would break!

1:12:521:12:54

# Pore Jud is dead

1:12:571:13:00

# Pore Jud Fry is dead!

1:13:001:13:03

# All gather 'round his coffin now and cry

1:13:041:13:10

# He had a heart of gold

1:13:121:13:16

# And he wasn't very old

1:13:161:13:21

# Oh, why did such a feller have to die?

1:13:211:13:28

# Pore Jud is dead

1:13:301:13:34

# Pore Jud Fry is dead!

1:13:341:13:37

# He's lookin', oh, so peaceful and serene

1:13:391:13:43

# And serene!

1:13:431:13:47

# He's all laid out to rest

1:13:471:13:50

# With his hands across his chest

1:13:501:13:53

# His finger nails have never been so clean! #

1:13:531:14:00

Then the preacher'd get up and he'd say "Folks!

1:14:041:14:08

"We are gathered here to moan and groan

1:14:081:14:11

"over our brother Jud Fry who hung hisself up by a rope

1:14:111:14:14

"in the smoke house."

1:14:141:14:15

Then there'd be weepin' and wailin'

1:14:151:14:18

from some of those women.

1:14:181:14:20

Then he'd say,

1:14:201:14:22

"Jud Fry was the most misunderstood man in the territory.

1:14:221:14:26

"People used to call him a dirty skunk and a ornery pig-stealer.

1:14:261:14:31

"But-the folks 'at really knowed him,

1:14:311:14:35

"knowed 'at beneath them two dirty shirts he always wore

1:14:351:14:39

"there beat a heart as big as all outdoors."

1:14:391:14:44

# As big as all outdoors

1:14:441:14:46

# Jud Fry loved his fellow man

1:14:471:14:50

# He loved his fellow man... #

1:14:501:14:54

He loved the birds of the forest

1:14:561:14:59

and the beasts of the field.

1:14:591:15:02

He loved the mice

1:15:021:15:04

and the vermin in the barn,

1:15:041:15:08

and he treated the rats like equals - which was right.

1:15:081:15:12

He loved little children.

1:15:131:15:15

He loved everything and everybody in the world!

1:15:151:15:19

Only he never let on, so nobody ever knowed it!

1:15:191:15:23

# Pore Jud is dead

1:15:251:15:29

# Pore Jud Fry is dead!

1:15:291:15:33

# His friends'll weep and wail for miles around

1:15:331:15:39

# Miles around

1:15:391:15:42

# The daisies in the dell

1:15:421:15:46

# Will give out a different smell

1:15:461:15:50

# Because pore Jud is underneath the ground

1:15:501:15:57

# Pore Jud is dead

1:16:001:16:02

# A candle lights his head

1:16:021:16:07

# He's layin' in a coffin made of wood

1:16:071:16:13

# Wood

1:16:131:16:14

# And folks are feelin' sad

1:16:141:16:18

# Cos they used to treat him bad

1:16:181:16:21

# And now they know their friend has gone for good

1:16:211:16:28

# Good

1:16:281:16:29

# Pore Jud is dead

1:16:311:16:33

# A candle lights his head!

1:16:331:16:39

# He's lookin', oh, so purty and so nice

1:16:391:16:46

# He looks like he's asleep

1:16:471:16:50

# It's a shame that he won't keep

1:16:501:16:54

# But it's summer and we're runnin' out of ice

1:16:541:17:02

# Pore Jud!

1:17:051:17:13

# Pore Jud!

1:17:141:17:28

APPLAUSE

1:17:301:17:31

Yes, sir. That's the way it'd be.

1:17:441:17:47

Sure be a interestin' funeral.

1:17:471:17:49

Wouldn't like to miss it.

1:17:491:17:51

Wouldn't like to miss it, huh?

1:17:511:17:53

Well, maybe you will.

1:17:531:17:55

-Maybe you'll go first.

-Maybe.

1:17:551:17:58

Let's see now, where did you work at before you come here?

1:18:001:18:03

Up by Quapaw, wasn't it?

1:18:031:18:05

Yes, and before that, over by Tulsa.

1:18:051:18:08

Lousy they was to me. Both of 'em. Always makin' out they was better.

1:18:081:18:13

-Treatin' me like dirt.

-And what'd you do - get even?

1:18:131:18:15

Who said anythin' about gettin' even?

1:18:151:18:17

No-one that I recollect. It just come into my head.

1:18:171:18:21

If it ever come to gettin' even with anybody, I'd know how to do it.

1:18:211:18:25

That?

1:18:251:18:26

Nah!

1:18:281:18:30

There's safer ways than that, if you use your brains.

1:18:301:18:33

'Member that fire on the Bartlett farm over by Sweetwater?

1:18:351:18:38

Sure do.

1:18:381:18:39

'Bout five years ago. Terrible accident.

1:18:391:18:42

Burned up the father and mother and the daughter.

1:18:421:18:45

That warn't no accident.

1:18:451:18:47

A feller told me the hired hand was stuck on the Bartlett girl,

1:18:471:18:50

and he found her in the hayloft with another feller.

1:18:501:18:53

And it was him that burned the place?

1:18:531:18:57

It tuck him weeks to get all the kerosene -

1:18:571:19:00

buying it at different times -

1:19:001:19:02

feller who told me made out like it happened in Missouri,

1:19:021:19:06

but I knowed it was the Barlett farm.

1:19:061:19:08

What a liar he was!

1:19:101:19:12

And a kind of a murderer, too. Wasn't he?

1:19:141:19:16

Oof! Let's get a little air in here.

1:19:201:19:24

You ain't told me yet what business you had here.

1:19:241:19:26

We got no cattle to sell nor no cow ponies.

1:19:261:19:29

The oat crop is done spoke for.

1:19:291:19:31

You sure relieved my mind considerable.

1:19:311:19:32

There's only one thing on this farm you could want -

1:19:321:19:35

and it better not be that!

1:19:351:19:36

-But that's just what it is.

-Better not be!

1:19:361:19:38

You keep away from her, you hear?

1:19:381:19:40

You know, somebody oughtta tell Laurey what kind of a man you are.

1:19:401:19:44

And for that matter, somebody oughtta tell you once about yerself.

1:19:441:19:48

You better get outta here, Curly.

1:19:481:19:50

A fella wouldn't feel very safe in here with you

1:19:501:19:52

if he didn't know you, Jud.

1:19:521:19:54

But I know you.

1:19:561:19:59

In this country, there's two things you can do if you're a man.

1:20:011:20:04

Live out of doors is one. Live in a hole is the other.

1:20:041:20:09

Long as you live in a hole, you're scared,

1:20:111:20:14

you got to have protection.

1:20:141:20:17

You can have muscles, oh, like iron - and still be as weak

1:20:171:20:21

as a empty bladder.

1:20:211:20:24

How'd you get to be the way you are, anyway -

1:20:241:20:26

sittin' here in this filthy hole

1:20:261:20:28

and thinkin' the way you're thinkin'?

1:20:281:20:29

Why don't you do something healthy once in a while?

1:20:291:20:32

'Stead of stayin' shut up here-a-crawlin' and festerin'!

1:20:321:20:34

GUNSHOT

1:20:341:20:36

Well, you oughtta feel better now.

1:20:391:20:41

Hard on the roof, though.

1:20:441:20:46

I wish you'd let me show you somethin'.

1:20:491:20:51

There's a knot-hole over there about as big as a dime.

1:20:531:20:56

See it a-winkin'.

1:20:561:20:59

I just want to see if I can hit it.

1:20:591:21:03

GUNSHOT

1:21:101:21:12

Ooh-oh!

1:21:121:21:13

Bullet right through the knot-hole,

1:21:141:21:16

slick as a whistle, without touchin'.

1:21:161:21:19

I knowed I could do it.

1:21:191:21:20

You saw it, too, didn't you?!

1:21:221:21:25

Oh, somebody's a-coming, I 'spect.

1:21:271:21:29

Who fired off a gun? Was that you, Curly?

1:21:291:21:33

Don't set there, you lummy, answer when you're spoke to.

1:21:341:21:38

Well, I shot...once.

1:21:381:21:42

What was you shootin' at?

1:21:421:21:43

-See that knot-hole over there?

-I see lots of knot-holes.

1:21:431:21:47

Well, it was one of them.

1:21:501:21:53

Well, ain't you a pair of purty nuthin's,

1:21:531:21:57

a-pickin' away at knot-holes and scarin' everybody to death!

1:21:571:22:03

Oughtta give you a good Dutch rub

1:22:031:22:05

and iron some of the craziness out of you!

1:22:051:22:07

It's all right! Nobody hurt.

1:22:101:22:12

Just a pair of fools swappin' noises.

1:22:121:22:15

Mind if I visit with you, gents?

1:22:201:22:22

It's good to get away from the women for a while.

1:22:221:22:26

Now then, we're all by ourselves.

1:22:281:22:31

I got a few purties, private knick-knacks for to show you.

1:22:311:22:35

Special for the menfolks.

1:22:351:22:38

I'll see you gentlemen later.

1:22:381:22:40

I gotta get a surrey I hired for tonight.

1:22:401:22:43

-Art postcards.

-Who you think you're takin' in that surrey?

1:22:431:22:47

-Aunt Eller - and Laurey, if she'll come with me.

-She won't.

1:22:471:22:52

Maybe she will.

1:22:521:22:54

She promised to go with me, and she better not change her mind.

1:22:541:22:57

She better not!

1:22:571:22:58

Now, I want ye to look at these straight from Paris.

1:23:001:23:04

I don't want none o' those things now.

1:23:041:23:07

I tell you what I'd like, if you got one.

1:23:081:23:11

You ever hear of one of them things you call "The Little Wonder"?

1:23:111:23:16

It's a thing you hold up to your eyes to see pictures,

1:23:161:23:18

only that ain't all there is to it. Not quite.

1:23:181:23:22

You see, it's got a little jigger on to it,

1:23:221:23:25

and you touch it and out springs a sharp blade.

1:23:251:23:27

-On a spring, eh?

-You say to a feller, "Look through this."

1:23:271:23:32

Then when he's lookin', you snap out the blade.

1:23:321:23:37

It's just above his chest and, bang!

1:23:371:23:38

Down you come.

1:23:411:23:43

OHH! That is a good joke to play on a friend.

1:23:431:23:48

No, I, er, I don't carry anything like that.

1:23:501:23:54

Too dangerous. What I want to show you is my new stock of postcards.

1:23:541:23:59

I'm sick of them things.

1:23:591:24:01

I'm going to get me a real woman.

1:24:011:24:03

I'm tired of all these pictures of women!

1:24:031:24:06

So you want a real woman.

1:24:061:24:09

Say, do you happen to know a girl named Ado Annie?

1:24:111:24:15

I don't want her.

1:24:151:24:17

I don't want her either. But I got her!

1:24:181:24:21

I don't want nuthin' from no peddler.

1:24:221:24:24

I want real things!

1:24:261:24:28

What am I doin' shut up here -

1:24:341:24:36

like that feller said - a-crawlin' and a-festerin'?

1:24:361:24:41

What am I doin' in this lousy smokehouse?

1:24:431:24:46

# The floor creaks

1:24:491:24:52

# The door squeaks

1:24:521:24:56

# There's a fieldmouse nibblin' on a broom

1:24:561:25:04

# And I sit by myself

1:25:041:25:08

# Like a cobweb on a shelf

1:25:081:25:12

# By myself in a lonely room

1:25:121:25:20

# But when there's a moon in my window

1:25:251:25:29

# And it slants down a beam 'cross my bed

1:25:291:25:33

# And the shadow of a tree

1:25:331:25:36

# Starts a-dancin' on the wall

1:25:361:25:38

# And a dream starts a-dancin' in my head

1:25:381:25:43

# And all the things that I wish for

1:25:431:25:46

# Turn out like I want them to be

1:25:461:25:50

# And I'm better'n that Smart Aleck cowhand

1:25:501:25:55

# Who thinks he is better'n me!

1:25:551:25:59

# And the girl that I want

1:25:591:26:02

# Ain't afraid of my arms

1:26:021:26:05

# And her own soft arms keep me warm

1:26:051:26:09

# And her long yeller hair

1:26:091:26:12

# Falls across my face

1:26:121:26:15

# Just like the rain in a storm!

1:26:151:26:21

# The floor creaks

1:26:301:26:33

# The door squeaks

1:26:331:26:37

# And the mouse starts a-nibblin' on the broom

1:26:371:26:44

# And the sun flicks my eyes

1:26:441:26:48

# It was all a pack o' lies!

1:26:481:26:52

# I'm awake in a lonely room

1:26:521:27:00

# I ain't gonna dream 'bout her arms no more!

1:27:051:27:09

# I ain't gonna leave her alone!

1:27:091:27:13

# Goin' outside

1:27:131:27:14

# Get myself a bride

1:27:141:27:17

# Get me a woman to call my own. #

1:27:171:27:26

APPLAUSE

1:27:311:27:34

And in your future, I see a dark handsome man!

1:27:491:27:52

THEY LAUGH

1:27:521:27:54

Girls, could you - could you go somewheres else and tell fortunes?

1:27:541:27:57

-I gotta be here by myself.

-Look!

1:27:571:27:59

She bought 'at ole smellin' salts the peddler tried to sell us!

1:27:591:28:03

It ain't smellin' salts.

1:28:031:28:05

It's goin' to make up my mind for me. Lookit me take a good whiff now!

1:28:051:28:08

SHE COUGHS

1:28:081:28:11

That's the camphor.

1:28:111:28:13

Please, girls, go away.

1:28:131:28:15

Hey, Laurey, is it true you're lettin'

1:28:151:28:17

Jud take you tonight instead of Curly?

1:28:171:28:19

I'll tell you better when I think everythin' out clear.

1:28:191:28:22

I'm beginnin' to see things clear already.

1:28:221:28:25

I can tell you what you want.

1:28:251:28:27

# Out of your dreams and into his arms

1:28:291:28:33

# You long to fly

1:28:331:28:39

# You don't need Egyptian smellin' salts

1:28:391:28:44

# To tell you why!

1:28:441:28:49

# Out of your dreams and into the hush

1:28:491:28:53

# Of falling shadows

1:28:531:28:58

# When the mist is low

1:28:581:29:02

# And stars are breaking through

1:29:021:29:08

# Then out of your dreams you'll go

1:29:081:29:13

ALL: # Into a dream come true

1:29:131:29:23

# Make up your mind, make up your mind, Laurey, Laurey dear

1:29:231:29:31

# Make up your own, make up your own story

1:29:311:29:35

# Laurey dear

1:29:351:29:39

# Ole Pharaoh's daughter won't tell you what to do

1:29:391:29:47

# Ask your heart

1:29:471:29:51

# Whatever it tells you will be true

1:29:511:29:58

# Out of my dreams

1:30:021:30:05

# And into your arms I long to fly

1:30:051:30:12

# I will come as evening comes

1:30:121:30:16

# To woo a waiting sky

1:30:161:30:22

# Out of my dreams

1:30:221:30:25

# And into the hush of falling shadows

1:30:251:30:32

# When the mist is low

1:30:321:30:36

# And stars are breaking through

1:30:361:30:41

# Then out of my dreams I'll go

1:30:411:30:47

# Into a dream with you. #

1:30:471:30:56

WOLF WHISTLE

1:38:271:38:29

APPLAUSE

1:40:171:40:20

APPLAUSE

1:42:151:42:19

THREE GUNSHOTS

1:42:471:42:51

Wake up, Miss Laurey. It's time to start for the party.

1:44:301:44:34

APPLAUSE

1:45:041:45:06

APPLAUSE

1:47:451:47:49

WHOOPING

1:47:571:48:01

# The farmer and the cowman should be friends

1:48:341:48:38

# Oh, the farmer and the cowman should be friends

1:48:381:48:42

# One man likes to push a plough, the other likes to chase a cow

1:48:421:48:47

# But that's no reason why they can't be friends

1:48:471:48:50

# Territory folks should stick together

1:48:501:48:52

# Territory folks should all be pals

1:48:521:48:54

# Cowboys dance with the farmers' daughters

1:48:541:48:56

# Farmers dance with the ranchers' gals

1:48:561:48:58

-ALL:

-# Territory folks should stick together

1:48:581:49:00

# Territory folks should all be pals

1:49:001:49:02

# Cowboys dance with the farmers' daughters

1:49:021:49:04

# Farmers dance with the ranchers' gals

1:49:041:49:09

# I'd like to say a word for the farmer... #

1:49:091:49:12

Well, say it!

1:49:121:49:13

# He come out west and made a lot of changes

1:49:131:49:17

# He come out west and built a lot of fences

1:49:171:49:20

# And built 'em right across our cattle ranges... #

1:49:201:49:24

ALL SHOUT

1:49:241:49:27

Shut up!

1:49:271:49:29

# The farmer is a good and thrifty citizen... #

1:49:291:49:31

He's thrifty, all right!

1:49:311:49:33

# No matter what the cowman says of things

1:49:331:49:36

# You seldom see 'em drinkin' in a bar room

1:49:361:49:40

# Unless somebody else is buyin' drinks... #

1:49:401:49:43

-Now, that's not fair...!

-No!

1:49:431:49:44

# The farmer and the cowman should be friends

1:49:441:49:47

# Oh, the famer and the cowman should be friends

1:49:471:49:51

# The cowman ropes a cow with ease

1:49:511:49:53

# The farmer steals her butter and cheese

1:49:531:49:55

# But that's no reason why they can't be friends

1:49:551:49:59

-ALL:

-# Territory folks should stick together

1:49:591:50:01

# Territory folks should all be pals

1:50:011:50:03

# Cowboys dance with the farmers' daughters

1:50:031:50:05

# Farmers dance with the ranchers' gals

1:50:051:50:10

# I'd like to say a word for the cowboy

1:50:101:50:14

# The road he treads is difficult and stony

1:50:141:50:18

# He rides for days on end with just a pony for a friend

1:50:181:50:22

# I sure am feelin' sorry for the pony... #

1:50:221:50:25

LAUGHTER

1:50:251:50:27

# The farmer should be sociable with the cowboy

1:50:271:50:31

# If he rides by and asks for food and water

1:50:311:50:35

# Don't treat him like a louse, make him welcome in your house

1:50:351:50:39

# But be sure that you lock up your wife and daughters! #

1:50:391:50:43

Who wants an old farm woman, anyway?

1:50:431:50:45

You married one so you could get a square meal!

1:50:451:50:49

You can't talk thataways about our women folk!

1:50:491:50:52

He can say what he wants!

1:50:521:50:54

GUNSHOT

1:51:011:51:03

Ain't nobody going to slug out anythin'!

1:51:091:51:15

This here's a party.

1:51:151:51:18

Sing it, Andrew. Dum-de-de-dum-dum-dum.

1:51:201:51:24

# The farmer and the cowman should be friends

1:51:241:51:27

-ALL:

-# Oh, the farmer and the cowman should be friends

1:51:271:51:31

# One man likes to push a plough, the other likes to chase a cow

1:51:311:51:35

# But that's no reason why they can't be friends

1:51:351:51:38

# And when this territory is a state

1:51:381:51:42

# And joins the Union just like all the others

1:51:421:51:46

# The farmer and cowman and the merchant

1:51:461:51:49

# Must all behave theirselves and act like brothers

1:51:491:51:53

# I'd like to teach you all a little sayin'

1:51:531:51:59

# And learn the words by heart the way you should

1:51:591:52:05

# I don't say I'm no better than anybody else

1:52:051:52:11

# But I'll be damned if I ain't just as good

1:52:111:52:16

ALL: # I don't say I'm no better than anybody else

1:52:161:52:20

# But I'll be damned if I ain't just as good!

1:52:201:52:23

# Territory folks should stick together

1:52:231:52:25

# Territory folks should all be pals

1:52:251:52:27

# Cowboys dance with the farmers' daughters

1:52:271:52:29

# Farmers dance with the ranchers' gals...! #

1:52:291:52:31

WHOOPING

1:52:311:52:33

WHISTLING

1:53:001:53:02

CHEERING

1:54:341:54:36

# Territory folks should stick together

1:54:361:54:38

# Territory folks should all be pals

1:54:381:54:40

# Cowboys dance with the farmers' daughters

1:54:401:54:42

# Farmers dance with the ranchers' gals! #

1:54:421:54:48

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1:54:481:54:52

INDISTINCT CHATTER

1:54:551:54:57

All right, everybody.

1:54:571:55:00

Time to start the box social!

1:55:001:55:03

CHEERING

1:55:031:55:04

I'm so hungry I could eat a gate post!

1:55:041:55:07

-Who's going to be the auctioneer?

-Aunt Eller.

1:55:071:55:10

Oh, let one of the men be the auctioneer.

1:55:101:55:13

No, Aunt Eller, you're the best.

1:55:131:55:15

Ain't any old man auctioneers as good as you.

1:55:151:55:19

Oh, all right, then!

1:55:191:55:20

Now, you know the rules, gentlemen. You gotta bid blind.

1:55:201:55:26

You ain't supposed to know what's in each girl's hamper.

1:55:261:55:29

Now, we'll auction all the hampers round t'other side of the house

1:55:291:55:33

and work around back here. Follow me.

1:55:331:55:36

EXCITED CHATTER

1:55:361:55:39

-Hello, young fellow.

-Oh, it's you.

1:55:411:55:44

I was just hoping to meet up with you, it seems like you and me

1:55:441:55:47

ought to have a little talk.

1:55:471:55:49

We only have one thing to talk about.

1:55:491:55:52

Well, Mr Hakim, I hear you got yourself engaged to Ado Annie.

1:55:521:55:56

-Well...

-Well, nothing!

1:55:561:55:59

I don't know what to call you.

1:55:591:56:01

You ain't purdy enough for a skunk.

1:56:011:56:04

You ain't skinny enough for a snake.

1:56:051:56:09

You're too little to be a man.

1:56:091:56:11

You're too big to be a mouse.

1:56:111:56:14

I reckon you're a rat.

1:56:141:56:16

That's logical.

1:56:161:56:18

Answer me one question. Do you really love her?

1:56:201:56:23

-Well...

-Cos if I thought you didn't I would tie you up in this bag

1:56:231:56:26

-and drop you in the river! Are you serious about her?

-Yes, I'm serious.

1:56:261:56:31

And do you worship the ground she walks on like I do?

1:56:311:56:34

-And this is one answer that better be yes!

-Yes! Yes! Yes!

1:56:341:56:37

-Ah, the hell you do!

-Yes.

1:56:371:56:39

And would you spend every cent you had on here?

1:56:391:56:42

That's what I did.

1:56:421:56:44

See that bag? Full of presents.

1:56:441:56:47

-Cost me 50 bucks.

-If you had that 50 cash...

1:56:471:56:51

I'd have Ado Annie and you'd lose her.

1:56:521:56:55

Yes.

1:56:551:56:57

I'd lose her.

1:56:581:56:59

Let's see what you got in here. Might want to buy something.

1:56:591:57:02

-What would you want with them?

-I'm a peddler, ain't I? Huh?

1:57:021:57:06

I buy and I sell. Maybe pay you real money. Maybe as much as...

1:57:061:57:10

Well, a lot.

1:57:101:57:13

Say! What a beautiful-looking hot water bag.

1:57:131:57:17

It looks French.

1:57:171:57:19

Must've cost plenty. I'll give you, um, 8.

1:57:191:57:23

8?!

1:57:231:57:25

But that wouldn't be honest. I only paid 3.50.

1:57:251:57:28

All right, I said I'd give you 8 and I will.

1:57:281:57:31

Say, that's a crackerjack.

1:57:311:57:33

Keep your hands off of that.

1:57:331:57:36

That was for our wedding night.

1:57:361:57:38

It don't fit you too good. I'll pay you 22.

1:57:381:57:41

-But that's...

-All right, 22.50 and not a cent more.

1:57:411:57:45

Them...

1:57:501:57:51

Those...

1:57:511:57:53

-That was for her to wear.

-I didn't hardly think they was for you.

1:57:531:57:56

Mighty dainty. I'll give you, uh, 15.

1:57:581:58:01

Let's see now - 8 and 22 is 30 and 15 is 45.

1:58:011:58:06

And 50 cents is...45.50.

1:58:061:58:09

45.50?!

1:58:091:58:11

Say, that's almost... That...

1:58:111:58:14

You want to buy some more?

1:58:171:58:18

-I might.

-You ever seen one of these?

1:58:191:58:23

What'd you buy that for? You got it in for somebody?

1:58:231:58:25

How do you mean? It's just funny pictures.

1:58:251:58:27

-That all you think it is? It's more than that.

-Where's Aunt Eller?

1:58:271:58:32

-On the other side of the house.

-Laurey...

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Laurey, wait, you run to...

1:58:341:58:35

How much will you give me for this thing?

1:58:351:58:38

-Either of you two seen Laurey?

-Just on the other side of the house.

1:58:381:58:41

Auction's going on there.

1:58:411:58:43

Hey, Jud, found one of them things you was looking for,

1:58:431:58:45

the little wonder.

1:58:451:58:47

How much?

1:58:501:58:51

HE MOUTHS

1:58:511:58:54

3.50.

1:58:561:58:59

That's a lot of money.

1:58:591:59:03

But I got an idea it might be worth it.

1:59:031:59:05

Let's see - 3.50 from him, 45.50 from you,

1:59:051:59:11

that makes 50, don't it?

1:59:111:59:13

No.

1:59:131:59:14

-1 short.

-Darn it, I must have figured wrong!

1:59:171:59:21

-How much for all the rest of the stuff in this bag?

-1!

-Done!

1:59:211:59:25

That makes 50, don't it?

1:59:251:59:28

Know what that means?

1:59:291:59:31

Means I'm going to take Ado Annie back from you.

1:59:311:59:34

You wouldn't do a thing like that to me!

1:59:341:59:37

Oh-ho-ho, wouldn't I?

1:59:371:59:39

And when I tell her pa who I got most of the money off of,

1:59:391:59:43

maybe he'll change his mind about who's smart and who's dumb.

1:59:431:59:47

Say, young fella, you certainly bunko'd me.

1:59:481:59:52

Now, here's the last two hampers.

1:59:521:59:56

Who's they are, I ain't got no idea.

1:59:562:00:01

Oh, the little one's mine and the one next to it's Laurey's.

2:00:012:00:05

Well, that's the end of that secret.

2:00:052:00:08

Now, what am I bid for Ado Annie's hamper?

2:00:082:00:14

-2 bits.

-4.

-Who says 6? You, Slim?

2:00:142:00:19

-Ain't nobody hungry no more? What about you, peddler man? 6 bits?

-No.

2:00:222:00:30

-Come on.

-6 bits.

2:00:302:00:32

6 bits ain't enough for a lunch like Ado Annie can make.

2:00:322:00:37

Let's hear a dollar!

2:00:372:00:39

How about you, Mike? You won her last year.

2:00:392:00:42

Yeah, that's right.

2:00:422:00:44

Hey, Ado Annie, you got the same sweet potato pie like last year?

2:00:442:00:48

-You bet!

-Same old sweet potato pie. What do you say?

2:00:482:00:53

I say it give me a three-day belly ache!

2:00:532:00:57

Oh! Never mind about that. Who bids a dollar?

2:00:572:01:02

-Bid.

-Mine's the last bid, I got her for 6 bits.

2:01:022:01:06

-Bid a dollar.

-90 cents!

-90 cents!

2:01:062:01:08

We're getting rich. Another desk for the schoolhouse.

2:01:082:01:12

-Do I hear more?

-You hear 50!

2:01:122:01:16

HEY!

2:01:162:01:19

£50! Ain't nobody ever bid 50 for a lunch. Ain't nobody ever bid 10.

2:01:192:01:26

-He ain't got 50.

-Yes, I have.

2:01:262:01:30

And if you're a man of honour you gotta say Ado Annie belongs to me

2:01:302:01:33

like you said she would.

2:01:332:01:35

-Where's your money?

-Right here in my hand.

2:01:352:01:39

That ain't yours. You just spent it, didn't you?

2:01:392:01:43

You just give it to the schoolhouse!

2:01:432:01:45

HE LAUGHS

2:01:452:01:47

I say the peddler still gets my daughter's hand.

2:01:472:01:52

Now wait a minute, that ain't fair!

2:01:522:01:53

Going for 50.

2:01:532:01:57

-Going...

-51!

-You crazy?!

2:01:572:02:01

52!

2:02:012:02:02

Stop!

2:02:022:02:03

Wait a minute! Wait!

2:02:052:02:08

If I don't bid any more, I can keep my money, can't I?

2:02:092:02:13

Sure can.

2:02:132:02:14

Then I still got 50, and this is mine.

2:02:142:02:17

You feeble-minded sheep poke!

2:02:172:02:20

Going, going, gone for 51!

2:02:202:02:25

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

2:02:252:02:26

And that means Ago Annie'll get the prize, I guess.

2:02:262:02:30

And I'll get Ado Annie!

2:02:302:02:32

And what do you get for your 51?

2:02:332:02:37

A three-day bellyache!

2:02:372:02:39

LAUGHTER

2:02:392:02:41

Now...

2:02:412:02:42

Now, here's my niece's hamper.

2:02:422:02:45

I took a peek inside a while ago,

2:02:452:02:47

and I must say it looks mighty tasty.

2:02:472:02:49

What do I hear, gents?

2:02:492:02:51

Two bits.

2:02:512:02:52

-Four bits.

-What you say, Slim? Six?

2:02:522:02:55

I bid one dollar.

2:02:552:02:57

More like it. Do I hear two?

2:02:572:03:00

A dollar and a quarter.

2:03:002:03:03

Two dollars.

2:03:032:03:04

Two dollars 50.

2:03:042:03:06

Three dollars.

2:03:062:03:08

And two bits.

2:03:082:03:10

Three dollars and four bits.

2:03:102:03:11

Four dollars.

2:03:112:03:14

And two bits.

2:03:142:03:15

Four and a quarter.

2:03:162:03:18

Ain't I gonna hear any more?

2:03:182:03:21

LAUGHTER

2:03:302:03:33

I got a bid of four and a quarter from Jud Fry.

2:03:332:03:38

Are you gonna let him have it?

2:03:382:03:40

Four and a half.

2:03:402:03:42

-Four and a half! Going for...

-4.75.

2:03:422:03:46

4.75.

2:03:462:03:48

Come on, gentlemen. Schoolhouse ain't built yet.

2:03:482:03:52

Got to get a nice chimbley.

2:03:522:03:54

Five dollars.

2:03:542:03:56

GASPING AND APPLAUSE

2:03:562:03:58

-Going for five dollars! Going for...

-And two bits.

2:03:582:04:00

Too rich for my blood. Can't afford no more.

2:04:022:04:06

Five and a quarter.

2:04:062:04:08

-Ain't got nearly enough yet.

-Here's the money.

2:04:082:04:11

Hold on, you! I ain't said, "Going, going, gone!" yet.

2:04:112:04:14

Well, say it!

2:04:142:04:16

Going

2:04:202:04:23

to Jud Fry

2:04:232:04:26

for five dollars...

2:04:262:04:30

VOICE CRACKING: ..and two bits...!

2:04:302:04:32

Going.

2:04:322:04:35

-Who'd you say was getting Laurey?

-Jud Fry.

2:04:352:04:38

-And for how much?

-Five and a quarter.

2:04:382:04:41

I don't think that's quite enough, do you?

2:04:412:04:44

That's more than you got.

2:04:442:04:46

Got a saddle here. Cost me 30.

2:04:462:04:49

You can't bid saddles. Gotta be cash.

2:04:492:04:52

30 saddle must be worth something to somebody.

2:04:522:04:55

I'll give you ten!

2:04:552:04:57

Don't be a fool, boy. You can't earn a living without a saddle!

2:04:572:05:00

-You got cash?

-Right in my pocket.

2:05:002:05:02

Don't let's waste time. How high you going?

2:05:072:05:10

Higher than you, no matter what.

2:05:102:05:12

Aunt Eller, I'm bidding all of this ten dollars Fred just give me.

2:05:122:05:16

Ten dollars! Going, going...

2:05:162:05:20

Ten dollars and two bits.

2:05:202:05:21

GASPS

2:05:212:05:22

Curly...?

2:05:222:05:24

Most of you boys know my horse, Done.

2:05:282:05:31

She's a kind of nice horse. She's gentle. Well broke.

2:05:312:05:35

Don't sell Done, Curly. It ain't worth it.

2:05:352:05:38

I'll give you 25 for her?

2:05:382:05:39

I'll sell Done to you.

2:05:392:05:40

That makes the bid 35, Aunt Eller.

2:05:442:05:46

Curly, you're crazy.

2:05:462:05:48

But it's all for the schoolhouse, ain't it?

2:05:482:05:53

All for educating and learning.

2:05:532:05:56

-Going for 35...

-Hold on. I ain't finished bidding!

2:05:562:05:59

You just put up everything you got in the world, didn't you?

2:06:022:06:05

You can't bid your clothes cos they ain't worth nothin'.

2:06:052:06:08

You can't bid your gun cos you need that.

2:06:082:06:10

Yes, sir, need that bad.

2:06:102:06:13

So, Aunt Eller, just as reckless as Curly McLain, I guess.

2:06:152:06:20

Just as good at gettin' what I want.

2:06:202:06:23

I'm gonna bid all I got in the world.

2:06:242:06:26

All I've saved for two years, doing farm work.

2:06:262:06:29

All for Laurey.

2:06:292:06:31

Here it is.

2:06:312:06:33

42 and 31 cents.

2:06:332:06:36

-Anybody want to buy a gun?

-Curly, come on!

2:06:382:06:40

You, Joe? I bought it new last Thanksgiving.

2:06:402:06:43

-Worth a lot.

-Don't sell your gun, Curly!

2:06:432:06:46

-Give you 18 for it.

-Sold.

2:06:462:06:48

Well.

2:06:532:06:54

That makes the bid 53, Aunt Eller.

2:06:562:07:01

Anybody going any higher?

2:07:032:07:04

Going, going, gone!

2:07:042:07:06

LAUGHTER

2:07:062:07:08

Say, what's the matter with you folk?

2:07:082:07:11

Ain't nobody gonna cheer or nothin'?

2:07:112:07:13

CHEERING

2:07:132:07:16

Thanks, Will.

2:07:162:07:17

You lost the bid, but the bidding was fake.

2:07:172:07:21

Come on, cowman, shake the farmer's hand.

2:07:212:07:23

Sure.

2:07:252:07:26

I'll shake his hand.

2:07:262:07:28

No hard feelings, Curly?

2:07:282:07:29

Now, that's better.

2:07:292:07:31

Say, Curly, I want to show you something.

2:07:312:07:34

Excuse us, Laurey?

2:07:342:07:35

You...

2:07:372:07:38

-..ever seen one of these things?

-Just what is that?

2:07:402:07:43

It's something special.

2:07:442:07:47

You just put it up to your eye like this. See?

2:07:482:07:51

SCREECHING: Curly!

2:07:512:07:53

Curly! What are you doing?

2:07:552:07:57

Doing? Nothin' much.

2:07:572:07:58

Why'd you want to squeal at a man like that for?

2:07:582:08:01

Scared the livin' lights out of a fella.

2:08:012:08:03

Well, then,

2:08:032:08:04

stop lookin' at those old French pictures

2:08:042:08:08

and ask me for a dance.

2:08:082:08:10

You brung me to the party, didn't you?

2:08:102:08:12

All right, you silly old woman.

2:08:122:08:15

I'll dance with you.

2:08:152:08:16

I'll dance you all over the meadow if you want.

2:08:162:08:19

Pick that banjo to pieces!

2:08:192:08:22

BAND STRIKES UP

2:08:222:08:24

HOLLERING AND WHOOPING

2:08:242:08:27

Well, Ado Annie, I got that 50 cash, now you name the day.

2:08:362:08:40

August 15th.

2:08:402:08:42

Why August 15th?

2:08:422:08:44

That's the first day I was kissed.

2:08:442:08:47

Was it?

2:08:472:08:49

-I didn't remember that.

-You wasn't there.

2:08:492:08:52

LAUGHTER

2:08:522:08:54

Now, lookee here.

2:08:542:08:56

We gotta have a serious talk.

2:08:562:08:58

Now that you're engaged to me, you gotta stop havin' fun.

2:08:582:09:01

-Oh...

-LAUGHTER

2:09:012:09:03

I mean, with other fellas.

2:09:032:09:05

# You'll have to be a little more standoffish

2:09:052:09:08

# When fellas offer you a bonny ride

2:09:082:09:13

# I'll give a imitation of a crawfish

2:09:132:09:17

# And dig myself a hole where I can hide

2:09:172:09:21

# I heared how you was kickin' up some capers

2:09:212:09:25

# When I was off in Kansas City, Mo

2:09:252:09:30

# I heared some things you couldn't print in papers

2:09:302:09:33

# From fellas who were talkin' like they know

2:09:332:09:37

# Foot! I only did the kinds of things I oughta

2:09:372:09:41

# Sorta! To you I was as faithful as can be

2:09:412:09:45

# For me! The stories 'bout the ways I lost my bloomers

2:09:452:09:49

# Rumours! A lot of tempest in a pot of tea

2:09:492:09:53

# The whole thing don't sound very good to me... #

2:09:532:09:56

Well, you see...

2:09:562:09:58

# I go and sow my last wild oats

2:09:582:10:00

# I cut out all shenanigans

2:10:002:10:02

# I save my money Don't gamble or drink

2:10:022:10:04

# In a back room down at Flannigan's

2:10:042:10:07

# I give up lots of other things That a gentleman never mentions

2:10:072:10:10

# Before I give up any more I wanna know your intentions!

2:10:102:10:14

# With me it's all or nothin'

2:10:212:10:24

# Is it all or nothin' with you?

2:10:262:10:29

# It can't be in between

2:10:312:10:34

# It can't be now and then

2:10:342:10:36

# No half-and-half romance will do

2:10:362:10:40

# I'm a one-woman man, home-lovin' type

2:10:412:10:45

# All complete with slippers and pipe

2:10:452:10:47

# Take me like I am or leave me be

2:10:472:10:52

# If you can't give me all, give me nothin'

2:10:522:10:57

# And nothing's what you'll get from me

2:10:572:11:01

# Not even somethin'?

2:11:012:11:03

# Nothing's what you'll get from me... #

2:11:032:11:07

THEY GIGGLE

2:11:072:11:10

-# It can't be in between

-Uh-uh

2:11:212:11:24

# It can't be now and then

2:11:242:11:26

# No half-and-half romance will do

2:11:262:11:31

# Would you build me a house all painted white

2:11:312:11:35

# Cute and clean and purdy and bright?

2:11:352:11:37

# Big enough for two but not for three

2:11:372:11:42

# Supposing that we should have a third one

2:11:422:11:47

-# He better look a lot like me

-The spittin' image

2:11:472:11:53

# He better look a lot like me! #

2:11:532:11:57

-Hi, Will!

-Howdy, ladies!

2:12:212:12:24

THEY GIGGLE

2:12:332:12:34

TURKISH STYLE MUSIC

2:12:392:12:41

Hey, that's Persian.

2:12:442:12:45

All right.

2:12:592:13:01

Not her.

2:13:012:13:03

-Hi.

-Hey!

2:13:072:13:09

Woo!

2:13:102:13:12

# With you, it's all nothing

2:13:242:13:29

# All for you, and nothing for me

2:13:292:13:34

# But if a wife is wise, she's got to realise

2:13:342:13:40

# That men like you are wild and free

2:13:402:13:45

# So I ain't going to fuss, ain't going to frown

2:13:452:13:48

# Have your fun, go out on the town

2:13:482:13:51

# Stay out late and don't come home till three

2:13:512:13:55

# And go back off to sleep if you're sleepy... #

2:13:552:14:00

WILL CHUCKLES

2:14:002:14:01

# There's no use waiting up for me...! #

2:14:012:14:05

Oh, Ado Annie!

2:14:052:14:06

# No use waiting up for me! #

2:14:062:14:10

Come on and kiss me.

2:14:102:14:11

MUSIC STOPS

2:14:232:14:25

APPLAUSE

2:14:252:14:29

THEY WHOOP

2:14:332:14:35

Why are we stopping? Thought you wanted to dance?

2:14:422:14:44

I want to talk to you.

2:14:442:14:46

What made you slap that whip onto Old Lady, nearly make her run away?

2:14:462:14:49

What was your hurry?

2:14:492:14:50

Afraid we'd be late for the party.

2:14:502:14:52

You didn't want to be with me by yourself

2:14:522:14:54

not a minute more than you had to.

2:14:542:14:56

I don't know what you're talking about.

2:14:562:14:57

-I'm with you by myself right now, ain't I?

-Wouldn't have been,

2:14:572:15:00

if you could have got out of it.

2:15:002:15:03

Mornings, you stay hid in your room all the time.

2:15:032:15:06

Nights, you sit in the front room.

2:15:062:15:08

Won't get out of Aunt Eller's sight.

2:15:082:15:10

Last time I seen you alone was winter with the snow six inches deep

2:15:102:15:13

and drifts, when I was sick.

2:15:132:15:16

You, er...

2:15:162:15:17

..you brought me that hot soup out to the smokehouse and give it to me.

2:15:172:15:20

And me in bed.

2:15:222:15:23

You...

2:15:242:15:25

Hadn't shaved in two days, you asked me if I had any fever.

2:15:252:15:28

You put your hand on my head to see.

2:15:282:15:30

-Yeah, I remember.

-Do you?

2:15:302:15:32

Bet you don't remember as much as me.

2:15:332:15:35

See, I remember everything you ever done, every word you ever said.

2:15:352:15:39

Can't think of nothing else!

2:15:392:15:41

See?

2:15:412:15:43

See how it is?

2:15:432:15:45

Not good enough, am I?

2:15:462:15:48

Oh, no, I'm a hard hand, got dirt on my hands, pig slime,

2:15:482:15:52

ain't fit to touch you.

2:15:522:15:53

You're...you're better.

2:15:552:15:56

You're so much better.

2:15:582:15:59

Well, we'll see who's better, Miss Laurey!

2:16:012:16:04

Then you'll wish you weren't so free with your airs.

2:16:042:16:06

-You such a fine lady. Aargh!

-You making threats to me?

2:16:062:16:10

You standing there trying to tell me that if I don't allow you to slobber

2:16:102:16:13

over me like a hog, that you're going to do something about it?

2:16:132:16:16

Oh, you're nothing but a mangy dog and somebody ought to shoot you!

2:16:162:16:21

You think so much about being a hard hand?

2:16:212:16:23

Well, let me just tell you something that will rest your brain, Mr Jud.

2:16:232:16:25

You ain't a hard hand for me no more.

2:16:252:16:29

You can just pack up your duds and scoot.

2:16:292:16:31

Oh, and I got even better ideas than that.

2:16:312:16:33

You ain't to come near the place again, you hear me?

2:16:332:16:36

I'll send your stuff any place you say, but don't you so much as set

2:16:362:16:39

foot inside the pasture gate or I'll set the dogs onto you!

2:16:392:16:42

You said your say!

2:16:422:16:44

Hmm?

2:16:462:16:47

Brought it on yourself.

2:16:492:16:51

Can't help it.

2:16:532:16:54

Can't never rest.

2:16:552:16:56

Told you the way it was.

2:16:592:17:01

You wouldn't listen.

2:17:012:17:02

-Who's that?

-It's me, Laurey.

2:17:092:17:11

Have you seen Ado Annie? Annie? She's gone again.

2:17:112:17:14

Will, will you do something for me?

2:17:142:17:16

Go and find Curly and tell him I'm here.

2:17:162:17:18

I gotta see Curly awful bad, I really want to see him.

2:17:182:17:21

Well, why did you turn around and look, you crazy woman?

2:17:212:17:24

Curly!

2:17:242:17:25

Well, you found yours.

2:17:272:17:30

I gotta go hunt for mine.

2:17:302:17:32

Now.

2:17:342:17:36

What on earth is ailing the belle of Claremore?

2:17:362:17:38

-By gum, if you ain't crying!

-Don't mind me crying, I can't help it.

2:17:402:17:45

You cry your eyes out.

2:17:452:17:47

I don't know what to do.

2:17:472:17:49

Well, here...

2:17:492:17:50

..I'll show you.

2:17:502:17:52

HE CHUCKLES

2:17:542:17:57

My goodness.

2:17:582:18:00

That's about all a man can stand in public.

2:18:002:18:02

Go away from me, you.

2:18:022:18:03

-You don't like me, Curly?

-Like you? My God!

2:18:042:18:09

Get away from me, I tell you.

2:18:092:18:10

Get plumb away from me.

2:18:102:18:12

Laurey, look here.

2:18:122:18:14

You stand over there.

2:18:142:18:18

Right where you were.

2:18:192:18:21

And I'll sit...

2:18:212:18:23

..over here and you tell me what you wanted with me.

2:18:252:18:29

Jud was here and he scared me.

2:18:292:18:31

I never saw nobody like him.

2:18:312:18:33

He talked wild and he threatened me so I fired him.

2:18:332:18:37

But I wish I hadn't.

2:18:372:18:38

Ain't no telling what he'll do now.

2:18:382:18:41

You fired him?

2:18:412:18:43

Well, if that's all there is to it.

2:18:442:18:46

Tomorrow, I'll get you a new hired hand.

2:18:472:18:50

Stay on the place myself tonight if you're nervous about that hound dog.

2:18:502:18:54

Quit your worrying about it, or I'll spank you.

2:18:542:18:57

CURLY LAUGHS

2:18:572:18:59

Hey, while I'm thinking of it, how about marrying me?

2:19:002:19:04

Gracious! What would I want to marry you for?

2:19:062:19:09

Couldn't you maybe think of a reason why you might?

2:19:102:19:14

Can't think of nothing right now, hardly.

2:19:142:19:16

Laurey.

2:19:172:19:19

Please, ma'am.

2:19:202:19:22

Marry me.

2:19:242:19:25

I...

2:19:262:19:27

..I don't know what I'm going to do if you don't.

2:19:282:19:32

Curly...

2:19:322:19:33

..I'll marry you if you want me to.

2:19:332:19:36

I'll be the happiest man alive as soon as we're married.

2:19:382:19:41

I got to learn to be a farmer, I can see that.

2:19:412:19:44

Quit thinking about throwin' that rope

2:19:442:19:46

and getting my hands blistered a new way.

2:19:462:19:48

Oh, things is changing right and left!

2:19:482:19:51

Buyin' mowing machines, cut down the prairie, shoe your horses,

2:19:532:19:57

drag them ploughs under the sod.

2:19:572:19:59

They are going to make a state out of this here territory.

2:19:592:20:02

They're going to put it in the Union.

2:20:022:20:04

Country's a-changing, got to change with it.

2:20:042:20:07

Bring up a pair of boys.

2:20:092:20:11

New stock to keep up with the way things are going in this here

2:20:132:20:16

crazy country.

2:20:162:20:17

And now I've got you to help me,

2:20:192:20:22

I'll amount to something yet.

2:20:222:20:24

Oh, I remember the first time I ever seen you.

2:20:262:20:29

It was at the fair.

2:20:292:20:31

You was riding that grey filly of Blue Stars and I said to someone,

2:20:312:20:35

who is that skinny little thing with a bang hanging down on the forehead?

2:20:352:20:39

I remember.

2:20:392:20:40

You was riding broncs that day.

2:20:402:20:42

-That's right.

-And one of them throwed you.

2:20:422:20:44

Did not throw me.

2:20:462:20:48

Guess you jumped off, then?

2:20:482:20:50

Sure. I jumped off.

2:20:512:20:53

Yeah, you sure did.

2:20:532:20:55

Hey! Hey!

2:20:572:20:59

If there is anybody out around this yard that can hear my voice,

2:20:592:21:02

I'd like for you to know that Laurey Williams is my girl.

2:21:022:21:06

And she went and got me to ask her to marry me.

2:21:072:21:12

They'll hear you all the way to Catoosa!

2:21:122:21:14

Let them!

2:21:152:21:16

# Let people say we're in love

2:21:162:21:24

# Who cares what happens now?

2:21:242:21:30

# Just keep your hand in mine

2:21:302:21:37

# Your hand feels so grand in mine

2:21:372:21:44

# Let people say we're in love

2:21:442:21:51

# Starlight looks swell on us

2:21:512:21:58

# Let the stars beam from above

2:21:582:22:05

# Who keers if they tell on us

2:22:062:22:13

# Let people say

2:22:132:22:18

# We're in love! #

2:22:182:22:27

I'll say goodbye here, baby.

2:22:562:22:58

Time for the lonely gypsy to go back to the open road.

2:22:582:23:02

I wished I was goin' with you.

2:23:042:23:05

Then you wouldn't have to be so lonely.

2:23:052:23:09

Look, Ado Annie, there is a man I know

2:23:092:23:12

loves you like nothing loved nobody.

2:23:122:23:14

-Ali...

-A man who will stick to you for the rest of your life.

2:23:142:23:19

That is the man for you...Will Parker.

2:23:192:23:21

Oh, yeah.

2:23:212:23:23

-Well, I like Will a lot.

-He's a fine fellow.

2:23:232:23:27

Strong like an ox.

2:23:272:23:29

Young and handsome.

2:23:292:23:31

-Yeah, I love him, all right, I guess.

-Of course you do.

2:23:312:23:37

And you love those deep brown eyes of his

2:23:372:23:39

and the way his mouth wrinkles up when he smiles.

2:23:392:23:42

Do you love him too?

2:23:422:23:43

-I love him because he'll make my Ado Annie happy.

-Oh.

2:23:462:23:51

Goodbye, my baby.

2:23:542:23:55

-I'll show you how we say goodbye in Persia.

-Oh!

2:24:002:24:03

Goodbye.

2:24:032:24:04

-Goodbye!

-Oh!

-Goodbye!

-Oh!

2:24:042:24:06

-Goodbye!

-Oh!

2:24:062:24:08

Goodbye.

2:24:092:24:10

That was goodbye?

2:24:132:24:15

In Persia we have an old song. It says...

2:24:152:24:19

-# One goodbye is never enough. #

-Oh!

2:24:192:24:24

Hello, Will.

2:24:282:24:29

Ali was just saying goodbye.

2:24:292:24:31

Ah, Will, I wanna say goodbye to you, too.

2:24:322:24:35

No, you don't. I just saw the last one.

2:24:352:24:37

Ah, you're made for each other!

2:24:402:24:42

You be good to her, Will, and you be good to him, too.

2:24:422:24:47

You don't mind - I'm a friend of the family now.

2:24:472:24:50

Did you say you was goin'?

2:24:532:24:55

Yes, I must. Back to the open road.

2:24:552:24:59

The lonely gypsy!

2:24:592:25:01

Goodbye, my baby. Friend of the family.

2:25:012:25:05

Oh, I'll show you how we say goodbye in my country.

2:25:082:25:11

Persian goodbye.

2:25:112:25:13

Mwah! Mwah! Mw... Oh, er...!

2:25:142:25:17

Lucky fella! I wish it was me she was marrying, instead of you.

2:25:182:25:22

It don't seem to make an awful lot of difference.

2:25:222:25:25

Back to the open road.

2:25:272:25:30

Goodbye, my baby.

2:25:302:25:32

# One goodbye... # It's never enough.

2:25:322:25:37

You ain't gonna think of that peddler any more, are you?

2:25:382:25:41

Course not! Never think of no-one lessun he's with me.

2:25:412:25:45

And I'm never leaving your side.

2:25:452:25:48

Even if you don't, even if you never go away again,

2:25:482:25:52

on a trip nor nothin',

2:25:522:25:55

wouldn't you once in a while give me one of those Persian goodbyes?

2:25:552:26:00

Persian goodbye? Well, that ain't nothin' like an Oklahoma hello!

2:26:002:26:06

Oh!

2:26:062:26:07

Hello! Oh!

2:26:092:26:11

Hello, Will!

2:26:202:26:22

Let's have three cheers for the happy couple!

2:26:452:26:47

-Hip, hip!

-ALL: Hooray!

2:26:472:26:49

-Hip, hip!

-Hooray!

2:26:492:26:50

-Hip, hip!

-Hooray!

2:26:502:26:53

Say, Curly, was you scared

2:26:562:26:57

when the preacher said that about, "Do you take this here woman?"

2:26:572:27:01

I was scared...

2:27:012:27:03

..he wasn't gonna say it.

2:27:032:27:05

Oh, sweet!

2:27:052:27:06

# They couldn't pick a better time to start in life

2:27:092:27:13

# It ain't too early and it ain't too late

2:27:132:27:17

# Startin' as a farmer with a brand-new wife

2:27:172:27:21

# Soon be livin' in a brand-new state

2:27:212:27:25

# Brand-new state

2:27:252:27:27

# Gonna treat you great

2:27:272:27:31

# Gonna give you barley carrots and potatoes

2:27:312:27:35

# Pasture for the cattle

2:27:352:27:37

# Spinach and tomatoes

2:27:372:27:39

# Flowers on the prairie where the June bugs zoom

2:27:392:27:42

# Plenty of air and plenty of room

2:27:422:27:46

# Plenty of room to swing a rope

2:27:462:27:49

# Plenty of heart and plenty of hope

2:27:492:27:53

# Oklahoma

2:27:562:28:00

# Where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain

2:28:002:28:03

# And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet

2:28:032:28:07

# When the wind comes right behind the rain

2:28:072:28:10

# Oklahoma

2:28:102:28:14

# Every night my honey lamb and I

2:28:142:28:18

# Sit alone and talk and watch a hawk

2:28:182:28:21

# Makin' lazy circles in the sky

2:28:212:28:24

# We know we belong to the land

2:28:242:28:27

# And the land we belong to is grand

2:28:272:28:31

# And when we say

2:28:312:28:33

# Yeow!

2:28:332:28:34

# A-yip-i-o-ee-ay

2:28:342:28:37

# We're only sayin' you're doin' fine, Oklahoma

2:28:372:28:42

# Oklahoma, OK

2:28:422:28:45

# Oklahoma

2:28:492:28:53

# Where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain

2:28:532:28:55

# Oklahoma

2:28:552:28:56

# Where the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet

2:28:562:28:59

# When the wind comes right behind the rain

2:28:592:29:03

# Oklahoma

2:29:032:29:06

# Every night my honey lamb and I

2:29:062:29:09

# Every night we sit alone and talk and watch a hawk

2:29:092:29:13

# Makin' lazy circles in the sky

2:29:132:29:17

# We know we belong to the land

2:29:172:29:19

# Yo, ho

2:29:192:29:20

# And the land we belong to is grand

2:29:202:29:23

# Yippee yi, yippee yi

2:29:232:29:24

# Yippee yi, yippee yi

2:29:242:29:26

# Yippee yi, yippee yi

2:29:262:29:28

# And when we say

2:29:282:29:30

# Yeow

2:29:302:29:31

# A-yip-i-o-ee-ay

2:29:312:29:34

# We're only sayin' you're doin' fine, Oklahoma

2:29:342:29:39

# Oklahoma, you're OK

2:29:392:29:42

# Oklahoma, Oklahoma

2:29:422:29:44

# Oklahoma, Oklahoma

2:29:442:29:48

# Oklahoma, Oklahoma

2:29:482:29:52

# Oklahoma, Oklahoma We know we belong to the land

2:29:522:29:54

# And the land we belong to is grand

2:29:542:29:57

# And when we say

2:29:572:29:59

# Yeow

2:29:592:30:00

# A-yip-i-o-ee-ay

2:30:002:30:04

# We're only sayin' you're doin' fine, Oklahoma

2:30:042:30:07

# Oklahoma, O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A

2:30:072:30:13

# Oklahoma

2:30:132:30:19

# Yeow!

2:30:192:30:21

# Oklahoma

2:30:292:30:32

# Where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain

2:30:322:30:34

# Oklahoma

2:30:342:30:35

# Where the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet

2:30:352:30:38

# When the wind comes right behind the rain

2:30:382:30:42

# Oklahoma

2:30:422:30:45

# Every night my honey lamb and I

2:30:452:30:47

# Every night we sit alone and talk and watch a hawk

2:30:472:30:51

# Makin' lazy circles in the sky

2:30:512:30:54

# Oklahoma, Oklahoma

2:30:542:30:58

# Oklahoma, Oklahoma

2:30:582:31:01

# Oklahoma, Oklahoma

2:31:012:31:04

# We know we belong to the land

2:31:042:31:07

# And the land we belong to is grand

2:31:072:31:09

# And when we say

2:31:092:31:12

# Yeow

2:31:122:31:13

# A-yip-i-o-ee-ay

2:31:132:31:16

# We're only sayin' you're doin' fine, Oklahoma

2:31:162:31:20

# Oklahoma, O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A

2:31:202:31:25

# Oklahoma

2:31:252:31:32

# Yeow! #

2:31:322:31:34

ALL WHOOP AND CHEER

2:31:382:31:40

Say, you better hurry into that other dress -

2:31:482:31:50

we gotta get goin' in a minute.

2:31:502:31:52

You hurry and pack your own duds - they're laying all over my room.

2:31:522:31:56

Hey, Will, will you hitch a team to the surrey for me?

2:31:562:31:59

Sure will. Have it up in a jiffy.

2:31:592:32:01

-Hey, he's going upstairs!

-Oh, yeah!

2:32:012:32:03

What you gonna do, Pa, give Laurey and Curly a shivaree?

2:32:052:32:09

-Oh...

-I wished you wouldn't.

2:32:092:32:12

It's a good, old-fashioned custom - it never hurt anybody!

2:32:122:32:17

Now, you women just keep out of the way. Vamoose!

2:32:172:32:22

Come on, boys!

2:32:222:32:23

GERTIE CACKLES

2:32:232:32:26

Gertie!

2:32:262:32:28

Thought you was in Bushyhead.

2:32:292:32:32

Just come from there.

2:32:322:32:33

Too bad you missed Laurey's weddin'.

2:32:332:32:36

Been havin' one of my own.

2:32:362:32:39

Oh, lands, who'd you marry?!

2:32:392:32:42

Where is he?

2:32:422:32:43

Is that him?

2:32:432:32:45

-Oh, my...

-That's him.

2:32:482:32:50

Ali Hakim?!

2:32:502:32:52

Did you see my ring, girls?

2:32:522:32:54

How long have you been married?

2:32:552:32:56

Four days.

2:32:582:32:59

GERTIE CACKLES

2:32:592:33:01

Four days with a laugh like that should count as a golden wedding.

2:33:012:33:05

Well, if you married her, you must have wanted to.

2:33:082:33:12

Sure, I wanted to.

2:33:122:33:14

I wanted to when I saw the moonlight shining

2:33:142:33:17

on the barrel of her father's shotgun.

2:33:172:33:19

I thought it'd be better to be alive.

2:33:202:33:22

GERTIE CACKLES

2:33:222:33:24

Now I ain't so sure.

2:33:242:33:25

Ali ain't gonna travel round the country no more.

2:33:262:33:30

I decided you're to settle down in Bushyhead

2:33:302:33:35

and run Papa's store.

2:33:352:33:37

Will, did you hear the news?

2:33:372:33:40

Gertie married the peddler.

2:33:402:33:43

Mighty glad to hear that, peddler-man.

2:33:432:33:45

I think I oughta kiss the bride.

2:33:472:33:48

Aah!

2:33:512:33:52

Friend of the family, remember?

2:33:532:33:55

Hey, Gertie, you ever heard of an Oklahoma hello?

2:33:592:34:04

No!

2:34:042:34:06

No, no, you don't!

2:34:102:34:13

Hey! Where do you think you're going?

2:34:162:34:19

I'm gonna keep Ado Annie from killin' your wife.

2:34:192:34:23

You mind your own business.

2:34:232:34:24

Hey, Andrew,

2:34:312:34:33

why ain't you been back at the bar and gettin' drunk with us?

2:34:332:34:36

Ain't never seen you so sober at a wedding party.

2:34:362:34:39

I been scared all night.

2:34:392:34:41

Scared that Jud Fry'd come back and start for Curly.

2:34:412:34:45

Why, Jud Fry's been out the territory for three weeks.

2:34:452:34:48

Oh, he's back.

2:34:482:34:49

I seen him at Claremore last night.

2:34:492:34:52

He was drunk as a lord!

2:34:522:34:54

ALL CHEER

2:34:542:34:57

Come on down peaceable, Laurey, sugar!

2:34:592:35:01

-And you, too, curly-headed cowboy!

-With the dimple on your chin!

2:35:012:35:06

What are you doing out here making all that racket,

2:35:062:35:08

you bunch of pig-stealers?!

2:35:082:35:10

-Let's get 'em, boys! ALL:

-Yeah!

2:35:102:35:13

WHOOPING AND HOLLERING

2:35:142:35:16

Here's a girl baby for ya!

2:35:272:35:28

Here's a baby boy!

2:35:282:35:30

And here's twins!

2:35:302:35:32

WHOOPING AND CLANGING

2:35:322:35:35

Wedding party's still going on...

2:35:392:35:41

Whoo!

2:35:432:35:45

Glad I ain't too late.

2:35:472:35:48

Got a present for the groom.

2:35:502:35:51

But, er...

2:35:532:35:54

..first I wanna kiss the bride!

2:35:542:35:56

Laurey, come over here!

2:36:002:36:01

And here's my present for you!

2:36:062:36:08

Oh, my God, Laurey, get back here!

2:36:082:36:10

-Huh?

-Jud...

2:36:102:36:11

You don't wanna do this.

2:36:112:36:13

Come on...

2:36:132:36:15

No, no, no, watch out, watch out!

2:36:212:36:24

Look out, now!

2:36:242:36:26

Let go of it!

2:36:312:36:33

Let it go, Jud!

2:36:332:36:34

Look...

2:36:412:36:43

Look at him - he fell on his own knife.

2:36:432:36:47

Roll him over, somebody.

2:36:472:36:49

Don't touch him!

2:36:492:36:50

-What's the matter?

-He's breathing, ain't he?!

2:36:502:36:52

-Feel his heart.

-What do we do? Ain't he all right?

2:36:522:36:55

He's just stunned, isn't he?

2:36:552:36:57

Get away from here!

2:36:572:36:58

Let me look at him.

2:36:582:36:59

-Curly, is he...?

-Don't say anything.

2:36:592:37:01

-He can't be dead...

-I didn't go...

2:37:012:37:03

It can't be like that, to happen to us...

2:37:032:37:05

Shh, shh, shh.

2:37:052:37:06

Can't do a thing now.

2:37:072:37:08

Try to get him to a doctor, but... I don't know.

2:37:102:37:13

Some of you drive him over to my rig.

2:37:132:37:15

I'll drive him over to Doc Tyler's. Quick!

2:37:152:37:19

-Handle him easy.

-Don't shake him.

-Hold on to him careful, there!

2:37:192:37:23

I'm afraid it's too late.

2:37:242:37:26

I've got to go see if there's anything can be done for him.

2:37:262:37:29

Will you take care of her, Aunt Eller?

2:37:302:37:33

I don't see why this had to happen, just when everything was so fine.

2:37:332:37:37

Don't let your mind run on it.

2:37:372:37:39

I can't forget it, I tell you. I never will.

2:37:392:37:41

That's all right, Laurey, baby.

2:37:432:37:46

If you can't forget it, just don't try to, honey.

2:37:462:37:51

Lots of things happen to folk -

2:37:512:37:54

sickness, or...being poor and hungry, even...

2:37:542:37:58

..being old, and afeared to die. It's the way it is,

2:37:582:38:03

cradle to grave - and you can stand it.

2:38:032:38:07

There's one way. You gotta be hardy.

2:38:072:38:11

You've gotta be!

2:38:112:38:14

You can't deserve the sweet and tender in life lessun you're tough.

2:38:142:38:19

I wished I was the way you are.

2:38:192:38:22

Oh, fiddlesticks! Scrawny and old?

2:38:222:38:25

You couldn't hire me to be the way I am.

2:38:252:38:29

What'd I do without you? You're such a crazy!

2:38:292:38:32

Sure as you're born.

2:38:322:38:34

They've taken Jud over to Dave Tyler's until the morning.

2:38:362:38:39

Is he alive?

2:38:392:38:41

Laurey, honey, Cord Elam, here, he's a federal marshal, you know,

2:38:432:38:47

and he thinks I oughta give myself up.

2:38:472:38:50

-Tonight, he thinks.

-Tonight!

2:38:502:38:53

Why, your train leaves Claremore in 20 minutes!

2:38:532:38:55

The best thing is for Curly to go of his own accord and tell the judge.

2:38:552:38:58

Why? You're the judge, ain't you, Andrew?

2:38:582:39:02

Yeah - but...

2:39:022:39:03

Then tell him now and get it over with.

2:39:032:39:06

It wouldn't be proper.

2:39:062:39:07

You have to do it in court.

2:39:072:39:09

Oh, fiddlesticks.

2:39:092:39:10

Let's do it here and say we done it in court.

2:39:102:39:13

We can't do that. That's breakin' the law.

2:39:132:39:16

Well, let's not break the law.

2:39:162:39:18

Let's just bend it a little. Come on, Andrew. Start the trial.

2:39:182:39:22

We ain't got but a few minutes.

2:39:222:39:24

-Andrew, I got to protest.

-Oh, shut your trap.

2:39:242:39:27

We can give the boy a fair trial

2:39:272:39:30

without lockin' him up on his wedding night.

2:39:302:39:33

Now, here's the long and the short of it...

2:39:332:39:37

First I've got to ask you, what's your plea?

2:39:372:39:42

That means, why did you do it?

2:39:432:39:45

Well, he was always pesterin' Laurey,

2:39:452:39:49

-and I always said, if he ever...

-Just a minute, just a minute.

2:39:492:39:52

Don't let your tongue wobble around your mouth like that.

2:39:522:39:56

Just listen to my question.

2:39:572:39:59

What happened tonight that made you kill him?

2:40:002:40:03

He come at me with a knife, and...and...

2:40:052:40:09

And you had to defend yourself, didn't ya?

2:40:092:40:12

Yes - and furthermore...

2:40:122:40:14

Never mind the "furthermores".

2:40:142:40:15

The plea is self-defence.

2:40:172:40:19

-ALL CHATTER

-Order!

2:40:192:40:22

Now, is there a witness, who saw this happen?

2:40:222:40:25

-I seen it!

-Yeah!

-Sure did.

2:40:252:40:27

Self-defence, all right!

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I feel funny about this, Andrew. I sure feel funny.

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You'll feel funny when I tell your wife

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you're carrying on with another woman.

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I ain't carrying on with no-one!

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Maybe not, but you'll sure feel funny when I tell your wife you are.

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LAUGHTER

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Laugh all you like, but as a federal marshal...

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Oh, shut up about being marshal.

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We ain't gonna send a boy to jail on his wedding night.

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We just ain't goin' to let ya.

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So, shut up!

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ALL: Yeah!

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Come on, fellas! Let's pull 'em to the train in Curly's surreys.

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Wait a minute!

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I ain't told you my verdict yet.

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Well, the verdict's not guilty, ain't it?

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- Well, of course. - Well, then say it!

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ALL: Not guilty!

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Court adjourned.

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Why, Ado Annie, where on earth have you been?

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Will and me had a misunderstanding, but he explained it fine.

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Oh!

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# I got a beautiful feeling

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# Everything's goin' my way... #

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Hey, there, bride and groom, you ready?

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# Oh, what a beautiful morning

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# Oh, what a beautiful day

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# I got a beautiful feeling

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# Everything's goin' my way

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# Oh, what a beautiful day. #

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APPLAUSE

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MUSIC: People Will Say We're in Love

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# People will say we're in love

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# Don't start collecting things

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# Give me my rose and my glove

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# Sweetheart, they're suspecting things

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# People will say

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# We're in love. #

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