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-People ask me to do charity stuff -every year. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
-I'm happy to do things for charity. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
-They ask me to do things like -The Three Peaks. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
-Climbing Ben Nevis, Scaffel -and Snowdon. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
-I've also been asked -to climb Kilimanjaro. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
-All those are a bit too easy. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
-That's why I've set myself -a major challenge for next year. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
-I'm going to climb Ian Evans. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
-Alright, but? | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
-Crampons at the ready! | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
-Our series on Val and Jo Jo Eastman, -who moved to Mid Wales, continues. | 0:00:55 | 0:01:01 | |
-Eating a healthy, natural diet -is very important to Val and Jo Jo. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:13 | |
-That's what gives them... | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
-..what they consider to be -a healthy, attractive glow. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
-When we lived in Leicester, -we ate out a lot. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:27 | |
-We ate a lot of Indian food. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
-We also went to Chinese, French, -Italian and Vietnamese restaurants. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:35 | |
-We also enjoyed pub grub. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
-We went out almost every night. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
-We went out almost every night. - -It was bloody lovely! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:41 | |
-But now, we eat wholesome, -healthy food... | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
-..and we grow a lot of our own food. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
-We grow sprouts, cabbages and -spinach, to name but three things. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:52 | |
-Jo Jo loves nothing more -than to feast on my bush... | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
-..and Jo Jo's shoots -are also very tasty in my mouth. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:04 | |
-But Jo Jo and I have decided that -we must get a lot more exercise... | 0:02:06 | 0:02:11 | |
-..if we want to have a healthy body -and a healthy heart. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:17 | |
-We don't believe in gyms... | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
-..because Mother Earth -has a workout station of her own. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:25 | |
-That's why we've invented -our very own primitive workout. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:32 | |
-Come and join us! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
-# A clean heart -O'erflow'd with goodness | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
-# Fairer than the lily white # | 0:02:40 | 0:02:45 | |
-In a world where there is no world. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
-Where humanity is but a skeleton -and the creation is pure poison... | 0:02:57 | 0:03:02 | |
-..only the strong rise -from the flames of the Apocalypse. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:07 | |
-The future of the human race is -in the hands of the indestructible. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:12 | |
-The sole survivors -are people who come from Rhyl. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
-Rosie O'Grady, -the leader of the fairground people. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
-Marina Lake, -a lifeguard at The Sun Centre. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
-Dixieland Hughes, trainee assistant -deputy manager for a phone company. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:37 | |
-Gaz Top as himself. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
-In a harsh environment, -supplies are running low. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
-They must venture -outside the confines of camp... | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
-..knowing they face the greatest -possible danger - the Rowndarownds. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:58 | |
-ENGINE WON'T START | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
-Flippin' 'eck! What's wrong with it? | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
-Shall I run into Rhyl -to fetch some petrol? | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
-No! We can't leave the car. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
-That's annoyin'. I need a wee. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
-If we get infected -by the Rowndarownds, we're doomed! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
-Remember what happened -to Nerys Hughes. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
-Oh, yeah. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
-Flamin' 'ell! -is anyone else boilin' or what? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
-No! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:30 | |
-No! - -Alright, mate? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
-To Be Continued... | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
-Ha, ha, ha! | 0:04:42 | 0:04:43 | |
-Ha, ha, ha! - -What's up? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
-I was on the internet -in my grandma's house last night... | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
-..and I saw this thing on YouTube. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
-It was a hippopotamus letting off -a massive fart that lasted for ages. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:59 | |
-It was really funny! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
-I remember one time when my brother -ate some beans, a cabbage... | 0:05:03 | 0:05:08 | |
-..some broccoli and lots of sprouts. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
-He drank 20 gallons -of fizzy pop too. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
-He had a touch of indigestion... | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
-..and he let off a fart -which lasted for three months. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:24 | |
-HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
-Oh, Veloria, we had a grand old time -the other day. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
-We went on the Brecon Railway. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
-Oh! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
-Jac, the youngest, -adores Thomas The Tank. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
-We used some vouchers. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
-We all went on the train -with a family ticket. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
-He loved it. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
-He even met the driver! | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
-We did it for half the price -it would normally cost. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
-These days out -can be expensive, Veloria. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
-Yes. I know exactly what you mean. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
-Oliver, Annabel's son, -is mad about trains. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
-That's why we took him -to Venice on the Orient Express. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
-It was midweek, -so we had to take him out of school. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
-Do you know -what I said to his teacher? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
-"I'm sure you will let him come -because it's very educational." | 0:06:30 | 0:06:35 | |
-It's usually 1,500 for a single. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
-Geoff pulled off a couple of deals -with his clients... | 0:06:39 | 0:06:43 | |
-..and he got it for 6,000 all in. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
-That means we saved 3,000. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
-Think what you could do with 3,000! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
-I know it's not much, -but every penny counts. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
-Simple economics. | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
-We've gone back to the Stone Age -for inspiration. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
-We're both very excited -aren't we, Jo Jo? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
-I shall discover my inner animal... | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
-..and Jo Jo shall hunt me. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
-Why don't you try this at home? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
-Let's all discover -our inner mammoth. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
-Grr! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:33 | |
-Rule Number Two is called Hark Back. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:43 | |
-Let's be honest, folks, life wasn't -a barrel of laughs 100 years ago... | 0:07:45 | 0:07:51 | |
-..for common people like me -and one or two of you. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
-Life was tough. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
-The tyranny of the landowners. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
-Money was tight and belts were loose -because there was no food. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
-The clothes people wore -were bland and shapeless. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:12 | |
-They felt like sacks. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:13 | |
-And the shoes on your feet -were full of holes. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
-All this makes it a superb period -in which to set your musical. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:28 | |
-Don't even consider -writing about a period... | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
-..later than the Great Strike -of 1926. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
-What is there to be gained -from a time when everyone was happy? | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
-We don't need -even the slightest hint of humour. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
-People had no reason to laugh, -did they? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
-You can choose to squeeze in -a short, comedic scene... | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
-..when a drunkard -is trying to speak English. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
-It always brings the house down. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
-Here's a line I wrote for a musical -presentation recently as an example. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:10 | |
-You know, sir, I no think you -understand the understood... | 0:09:13 | 0:09:18 | |
-..if you please. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
-I have comings this way -when I should have goings that way. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:25 | |
-But don't overdo it. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
-Dear me, no! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
-A laugh can be sheer folly | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
-For us, treachery is key. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
-I wrote those lines of poetry. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
-Champion! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
-Oh, she knows her stuff. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
-Exercise number one - The Squat. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
-I am the sabre-toothed tiger. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
-I'm searching for my prey -in the desert. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
-But oh! What has happened? | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
-I can feel a blade approaching. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
-Jo Jo is squatting, -as he sharpens his spear. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
-Squatting is good for strong thighs -and a tight bottom. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:35 | |
-****ing **** nettles! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:37 | |
-****! Oh! | 0:10:38 | 0:10:39 | |
-******! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
-Ah! ****! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
-**** f***** branches! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
-SNORING | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
-HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
-If you come back after, fine. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
-If you don't come back after, fine! | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
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-HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
-Gutted! | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
-All the credit to the mechanic, -who was first to the breakdown. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:27 | |
-I was struggling on the back foot. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
-I had to use my back foot -to push the car up the hill. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:33 | |
-It doesn't look good. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
-It may be out for four to six weeks. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
-I'm trying to stay positive -but I'm gutted. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
-Gutted. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
-Cheers, but... sorry, I mean babes. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
-Exercise number two - wrestling. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
-In Welsh, we say 'from the age -of bears and wolves'... | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
-..to describe -something old-fashioned. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
-Bears and wolves roamed the land -in primeval times. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:08 | |
-Bears, wolves and tigers... | 0:12:08 | 0:12:12 | |
-..would sometimes wander into -our ancestors' caves to steal food. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:18 | |
-The male would wrestle the beast -to protect his family. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:23 | |
-Like this! | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
-Grr! | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
-Wrestling is good for general health -and for getting endorphins flowing. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:41 | |
-What's happened? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
-Jo Jo! | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
-Jo Jo? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
-I must massage his chest. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
-No massage! | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
-Very well. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:08 | |
-We're accustomed to contacting any -person anywhere by pushing a button. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:27 | |
-We talk face-to-face -with people in Australia. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
-What did we do before then? -We phoned. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
-What if we didn't have a landline? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
-We spent hours in a kiosk pressing -button A and button B... | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
-..until we'd run out of pennies. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
-Before the phone, we wrote letters. -What did we do before letters? | 0:13:43 | 0:13:48 | |
-According to Welsh folk songs, -we sent birds! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
-The Welsh used tweets -years before Twitter! | 0:13:54 | 0:13:58 | |
-The bird in this song -was sent to Pwllheli. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:03 | |
-There are two versions of the song - -north and south. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
-I'll combine both versions. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
-I hope I don't confuse my bird! | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
-This is Aderyn Du. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
-# O, blackbird | 0:14:31 | 0:14:35 | |
-# With silky plumage | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
-# A gold beak | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
-# And silver tongue | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
-# Will you now go | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
-# O'er to Pwllheli | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
-# To ask after | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
-# The girl I love? | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
-# Behold the house | 0:15:10 | 0:15:14 | |
-# Behold the barn | 0:15:15 | 0:15:19 | |
-# Behold, the byre door swings open | 0:15:21 | 0:15:28 | |
-# Behold, there grows -the big old tree | 0:15:30 | 0:15:39 | |
-# Beneath its branches -I'll be buried | 0:15:40 | 0:15:49 | |
-# One, two, three things | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
-# Give me difficulty | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
-# First, counting stars -When it's freezing, mm-hmm | 0:15:59 | 0:16:09 | |
-# And reaching up -To touch the bright moon | 0:16:10 | 0:16:17 | |
-# Third, understanding -My love's thinking | 0:16:19 | 0:16:29 | |
-# Mm! | 0:16:39 | 0:16:40 | |
-# O, blackbird | 0:16:40 | 0:16:44 | |
-# You did your utmost | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
-# You sang at night | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
-# You sang at daybreak | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
-# To your sweet song -She turned a deaf ear | 0:17:00 | 0:17:08 | |
-# A sad thing indeed | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
-# Is unrequited love | 0:17:14 | 0:17:18 | |
-# A sad thing indeed | 0:17:20 | 0:17:24 | |
-# Is unrequited love # | 0:17:25 | 0:17:32 | |
-HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
-The costumes -are a vital part of any musical. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:50 | |
-Fair play, -some of them are wonderful. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:56 | |
-But you must -stick to the golden rule... | 0:17:56 | 0:18:00 | |
-..if you want to ensure -your costumes are a success. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
-This rule is called -The Clue Is In The Colour. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:10 | |
-It's about something -you should never ever do. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
-When I say never... | 0:18:16 | 0:18:17 | |
-..I mean never in a million, -billion, trillion, gazillion years. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:22 | |
-Never! | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
-Listen, folks, there are -no bright colours in Welsh musicals. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
-Brown is fine. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
-Black and grey are acceptable. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
-Beige is great. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
-Wear nothing -but itchy Welsh tweed, please. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
-There is one exception. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
-Yes - the fat, English squire -who wears a red jacket... | 0:18:46 | 0:18:50 | |
-..with shiny, brass buttons. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
-He steals -working class people's money... | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
-..and he gets Leusa, -our heroine, pregnant. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
-But we discover, -in the fullness of time... | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
-..that Robin the farmhand -is actually the baby's father. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:10 | |
-The baby is cruelly snatched -from Leusa's arms... | 0:19:10 | 0:19:14 | |
-..soon after she gives birth. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
-The baby is adopted -and sent to London. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
-Robin is deported to Australia, -leaving Leusa in terrible despair... | 0:19:21 | 0:19:27 | |
-..and possibly -gripped by insanity... | 0:19:27 | 0:19:31 | |
-..or, even better, dead. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
-HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
-By the time he'd finished... | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
-..he'd blown a massive hole -in his pants and in his jeans... | 0:19:47 | 0:19:51 | |
-..and in the sofa and in the floor! | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
-There was such a huge hole -in the foundations of the house... | 0:19:54 | 0:19:58 | |
-..he built a cellar -and a swimming pool. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
-No way. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
-No way. - -Yes way. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:07 | |
-He felt much better for it, -mind you. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
-It's good news, to be fair. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:16 | |
-It's not as bad -as it looked at first. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
-It'll be up and running -quite quickly. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
-That's a good thing... | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
-..because we need -a bit of forward momentum. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:30 | |
-At the end of the day, -that's the direction we must take. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:34 | |
-Forward. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:35 | |
-Everyone's pleased, -especially my mam. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
-She's been waiting for me -outside the Co-op for three hours. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:43 | |
-Immense! | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
-KNOCKING SOUND | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
-Not Winstone! | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
-No, not Winstone! | 0:20:55 | 0:20:56 | |
-Ouch! ****** ****! | 0:21:03 | 0:21:04 | |
-The final exercise -is called Run Away. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
-This time, I'll be the mammoth -and I'll run after Jo Jo. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:14 | |
-Running is a wonderful form -of aerobic exercise. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
-Run for your life, Jo Jo! | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
-Grr! | 0:21:40 | 0:21:41 | |
-Oh, Jo Jo! | 0:21:47 | 0:21:48 | |
-Oh, this is a waste of time! | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
-There we are - -the primitive workout. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
-I feel healthy, I feel fit -and I feel primitive. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
-How do you feel, Jo Jo? | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
-Right. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:29 | |
-******* **** ****! | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
-HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
-S4C subtitles by Eirlys A Jones | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
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