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-I don't know if it's just me, Ffi, -but this colour's so lush on you. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:22 | |
-Yeah, it is. What's it called again? | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
-Midnight Fumble. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
-Oh, yeah. That's my best colour. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
-Alright, byt? | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
-Cameron Jenkins -is in our spotlight this week. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
-He's a successful international -though he's yet to play a game. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:41 | |
-That's because he suffered a serious -injury - a dislocated finger. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:46 | |
-Not too heavy on the mascara! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
-Influences. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
-Ooh! Influences. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
-Sorry, what does influences mean? | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
-Can I do superstitions instead? | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
-Cameron, do you have -any superstitions before a game? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
-Superstitions? | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
-Yes, I've had a few superstitions. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
-At one time, I refused to play -on a Saturday or a Sunday. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
-I sometimes refused to play -on a Friday night too. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
-I felt that held my career back -a little bit. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
-When I tell you the next rule -is called Not A Chance Of A Dance... | 0:01:28 | 0:01:34 | |
-..you'll know -exactly what I'm about to say. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
-The truth is there's no need for -dancing in a Welsh-language musical. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:46 | |
-But, and this is -a very important but... | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
-..there are three moves -which must be included at all costs. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:56 | |
-Remember to warm those muscles -and check with your doctor... | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
-..before you attempt these moves. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
-The first move is called -Appealing Arms. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
-Arms outstretched. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
-Move the hands up and down, -whilst scrunching the face... | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
-..as though you were -about to break down and cry. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
-You usually perform this move... | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
-..when you beg for fairness -and justice from the squire. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
-DOOR CLOSES | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
-Ta-ta, Duncan! I hope you're not -in that surgical collar for long. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:38 | |
-Remember Trevor Dollop? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
-He had to wear one of those. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
-The poor man was in agony for weeks. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
-What happened to him? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
-Do you remember when Trevor and I -went to that lovely concert? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:59 | |
-I must have told you about it. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
-Lovely costumes -and everyone wore masks. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
-Cirque Du Soleil? | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
-No, you fool! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
-These did music too. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:12 | |
-I know! The masked ball, when you -went to see Sleeping Beauty. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:18 | |
-No, I didn't go there -with Trevor Dollop! | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
-I went there with Bernie Strimmer. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
-Do you remember? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
-Yes, I remember. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
-Ever since he saw that ballet, he -comes here every week to buy tights. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:39 | |
-American Tan, 20 denier. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
-So how's life for you -since... you know. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
-Saunders. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
-I really miss him. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
-Weirdly, I don't. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
-His yapping -literally sent me mental... | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
-..and his breath was so stinky! | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
-Mam is totally in mourning though. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
-She should see a counsellor. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
-It's really good to talk. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
-Counsellors are like awesome -coz they speak like really clearly. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:19 | |
-They like choose -the right like word. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
-Your mother will literally -be like a new woman. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
-Yeah, that's good -but I had a total brainwave. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
-We're getting her a new pet. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
-Oh, cute! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
-Oh, cute! - -Not a dog. That would be too harsh. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
-A kitten. Dad's picking it up later. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
-What colour? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
-What colour? - -Grey. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
-Name? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:43 | |
-Name? - -Nothing too obvious. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:44 | |
-Rihanna? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:47 | |
-Rihanna? - -No. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
-Cameron, what music do you listen to -before a game? | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
-I'll let you in on a little secret. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
-When you see the boys coming off -the coach before a match... | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
-..with headphones on their ears... | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
-..they're not plugged in. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:05 | |
-They're not listening to anything. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
-I listen to music. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
-It helps get me going. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
-I like things like... | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
-..Amarillo. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
-# Is this the way to Amarillo? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
-# Dum-dee-dum doo-be-doo pillow # | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
-Oh, I remember who was -at the concert! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
-Slipknot. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
-Oh, they were lovely. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
-Trevor strained his neck -in the mosh pit. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:43 | |
-Slipknot know their stuff. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
-Yes. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
-It was a lovely concert. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
-I'll tell you -who was supporting them. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
-Anthrax, Testament, -Cannibal Corpse... | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
-..and Iron Maiden. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
-Smashing! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
-Yes, they were lovely but -they're not a patch on Megadeth. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:09 | |
-You're right. -Megadeth know their stuff. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
-Countdown To Extinction -is a classic of our time. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:18 | |
-MEGADETH - SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
-Eigra maybe. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
-Fluffy? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
-Fluffy? - -That's not obvious at all! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
-Something like Morfudd or Dyddgu. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
-Lady Furball! | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
-Gwyneth. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
-Gwyneth. - -As in Paltrow? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
-No, as in Lewis or Glyn. -It doesn't matter. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
-Jordan? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
-Jordan? - -Kate. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
-Jordan, Katie. Whatever. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
-Jordan, Katie. Whatever. - -No! Kate, as in Kate Roberts. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
-Oh! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
-I've got it! | 0:06:54 | 0:06:55 | |
-Holly. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:57 | |
-Or just Willoughby. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
-So cute for a grey kitten! | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
-You're so obvious, Jools! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
-I think it will be something like -Mererid Hopity Awesome, the kitten. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:11 | |
-Really? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
-# Swaying to the symphony -of destruction # | 0:07:17 | 0:07:21 | |
-The Fist Of Victory. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:27 | |
-When the peasants either plan a -rebellion or defeat the landowner... | 0:07:28 | 0:07:33 | |
-..or when they live in hope someone -claims victory on their behalf... | 0:07:33 | 0:07:38 | |
-..dawn follows dusk, the dream of -a better tomorrow burns brightly... | 0:07:38 | 0:07:44 | |
-..and freedom is at hand. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
-In these circumstances, you must be -sure to master the Fist Of Victory. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:51 | |
-Experienced performers like me -know it as simply The Fist. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
-Look at your fellow peasants -and then at the audience. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
-Punch the air... | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
-..and smash -the ceiling of your frustration. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
-Did you see that? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
-Did you feel the passion -and the burning hope? | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
-Watch that move again, -in slow motion. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
-Isn't it amazing, lads and lasses? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
-Thank you. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
-When my son was little... | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
-..he had an 18-month period -where he didn't speak. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
-It was a sad time for my family -and even sadder for him. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
-This song -describes the sunny morning... | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
-..when his voice -and his smile came back. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
-He's more than made up for -that period of silence. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
-He now sings and plays guitar -in a heavy metal band! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
-The best words he ever uttered... | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
-..were, "Good morning, Mam!" -on that wonderful day. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
-This is Mor Dawel. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
-# His days were so long | 0:09:18 | 0:09:24 | |
-# Although life was good -For those who loved him dearly | 0:09:24 | 0:09:30 | |
-# So sad in the silence | 0:09:31 | 0:09:37 | |
-# No words to express his woes | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
-# And as the world hurried ahead | 0:09:45 | 0:09:50 | |
-# With no warning from ourselves | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
-# A voice we could not hear -was asking | 0:09:57 | 0:10:03 | |
-# What about me? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:09 | |
-# So quiet | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
-# So quiet | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
-# Mute minutes spent -in his lonely world | 0:10:17 | 0:10:22 | |
-# He was so quiet | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
-# So quiet | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
-# So loved since his birth | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
-# But he was quiet still | 0:10:35 | 0:10:40 | |
-# Then one morning | 0:10:50 | 0:10:55 | |
-# Sunlight silently -crept through the curtain | 0:10:55 | 0:11:02 | |
-# He awoke from his daydream | 0:11:03 | 0:11:08 | |
-# A long night ended then | 0:11:08 | 0:11:14 | |
-# And here now, his sunny smile | 0:11:14 | 0:11:21 | |
-# Thanks the two of us | 0:11:21 | 0:11:27 | |
-# Tears of sadness now transformed | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
-# Into tears of pure joy | 0:11:33 | 0:11:39 | |
-# So quiet | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
-# So quiet | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
-# Mute minutes spent -in his lonely world | 0:11:47 | 0:11:52 | |
-# He was so quiet | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
-# So quiet | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
-# So loved since his birth | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
-# He was quiet still | 0:12:06 | 0:12:12 | |
-# But he was always here # | 0:12:13 | 0:12:23 | |
-# Ugly ducking | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
-# With feathers -all stubby and brown # | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
-See you later. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
-. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:36 | |
-Subtitles | 0:12:41 | 0:12:41 | |
-Subtitles - -Subtitles | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
-So my mother, -Rhian Carlton Not Obvious Lewis... | 0:12:44 | 0:12:49 | |
-..has finally chosen a name -for her new kitten. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
-Her grey kitten. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
-What has she decided to call her? | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
-Lleucu. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:01 | |
-Lleucu Llwyd. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
-Not obvious at all! | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
-She's so sad. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:07 | |
-Veloria, truth be told, -we'd both gained a few pounds. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
-That's why we decided to start -walking into town rather than drive. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:21 | |
-It's only about two miles away. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
-We lost a stone -in the first month... | 0:13:24 | 0:13:28 | |
-..and we saved a fortune on petrol. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
-We decided to buy a bike each -with the money we saved on fuel. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:39 | |
-That's what we did. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
-We now travel further, keep fit -and save even more money on petrol. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:47 | |
-Marvellous! | 0:13:48 | 0:13:49 | |
-We must take care of ourselves -at our age. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
-I'd do a lot more walking -and cycling... | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
-..if it weren't for my issues -up top and down below. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
-I told Geoff the other day -that I had to do something... | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
-..when the zip burst open -on my Betty Jackson trousers! | 0:14:06 | 0:14:11 | |
-Geoff made a few calls. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
-One of his clients -is a personal trainer... | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
-..so he came to the house. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
-His name is Grant... | 0:14:19 | 0:14:20 | |
-..and Pam, I've got to say, -he's absolutely bloody gorgeous! | 0:14:20 | 0:14:25 | |
-I keep telling him, -"Grant, don't push me too hard!" | 0:14:25 | 0:14:30 | |
-"Sweating is not flattering!" | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
-He comes over three times a week -and he only charges 40 an hour. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:40 | |
-By the time you pay for petrol to go -to the gym, you're saving money. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:45 | |
-I'll use the money I'm saving -to pay for a little tuck... | 0:14:45 | 0:14:49 | |
-..as long as it doesn't interfere -with my unmentionables. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:55 | |
-Cameron, do you go through -any rituals before a game? | 0:14:57 | 0:15:01 | |
-Any rituals? | 0:15:04 | 0:15:05 | |
-Back in the day, I self-tanned. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:11 | |
-I waxed my legs and chest -and shaved too. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
-The latest fashion is being sick. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
-Before a match, I'd be sick twice... | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
-..both times in different sinks. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
-In a world where there is no world. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
-Where humanity is but a skeleton -and the creation is pure poison... | 0:15:41 | 0:15:46 | |
-..only the strong rise -from the flames of the Apocalypse. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:51 | |
-The future of the human race is -in the hands of the indestructible. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:56 | |
-The sole survivors -are people who come from Rhyl. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
-Rosie O'Grady, -the leader of the fairground people. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:12 | |
-Marina Lake, -a lifeguard at The Sun Centre. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
-Dixieland Hughes, trainee assistant -deputy manager for a phone company. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:22 | |
-Gaz Top as himself. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
-In a world with no possessions -and no soul... | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
-..only the wise have true vision. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
-Only the wily will prepare. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
-They tell me -you can get hold of stuff. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
-Who told you? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
-They did. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:55 | |
-Well, can you? | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
-Anything. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
-Medical supplies? | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
-Mmm... I 'aven't got -medical supplies. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
-You got a generator? | 0:17:08 | 0:17:09 | |
-Yep... no. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:11 | |
-I 'aven't got one of those either. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
-I got everythin' other than -medical supplies and a generator. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:19 | |
-You got medical supplies? | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
-We've just done that one. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:23 | |
-Really? Wicked! | 0:17:24 | 0:17:25 | |
-We also need to grow food and stuff. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
-Yep, OK! | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
-It would be easier if I tell you -exactly what I 'ave got. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:36 | |
-A Forever Friends snow globe. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
-Wow! | 0:17:42 | 0:17:43 | |
-To Be Continued... | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
-Can we go back -to the influences, Cameron? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
-Yes, alright. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
-What was the question? | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
-What was the question? - -Influences. | 0:17:58 | 0:17:59 | |
-One person who's had a massive -influence on my career is my bamps. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:04 | |
-Bampa Gerwyn. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
-He's my mother's father. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
-Mam couldn't play rugby -because of the injury. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:12 | |
-I was the injury. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:13 | |
-Yes - 13lb 2oz and no gas and air! | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
-Bamps lives rugby through me. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
-As Bamps says... | 0:18:22 | 0:18:23 | |
-..anything I don't know about rugby -isn't worth knowing. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
-He says that, not me. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:29 | |
-It makes more sense when he says it. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
-The game is ****** ruined -since it went professional. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
-It's absolutely ****! | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
-These professional players -are in the gym, lifting weights. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:43 | |
-And then there's all this rubbish -about nutrition! | 0:18:43 | 0:18:47 | |
-All the nutrition those boys need -is in a pint of Guinness. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
-Protein shakes? B***** ****! | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
-Ceridwen, Cameron's grandmother... | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
-..made dripping sandwiches for me -before a match. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
-Plenty of protein! | 0:19:01 | 0:19:02 | |
-Come on, come on, come on, -come on, come on, come on, come on! | 0:19:03 | 0:19:07 | |
-Come on, come on, come on, -come on, come on, come on, come on! | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
-Come on, come on, come on! | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
-Alrigh', Ffi? | 0:19:14 | 0:19:15 | |
-Alrigh', Ffi? - -Guess what! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:16 | |
-What? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:18 | |
-What? - -Mam took Lleucu the cat to the vet. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
-She needed injections and stuff but -guess what the vet found in her fur! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:26 | |
-Gooliegogs and a winkle-tinkle. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
-Gooliegogs and a winkle-tinkle. - -In your mam's fur? | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
-Gross, Jules! | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
-No, in Lleucu Llwyd's fur. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
-Lleucu Llwyd is a boy! -That's funny, right? | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
-Finally, The Reaching Arms. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:43 | |
-At the end of the show, as you reach -the final lah, te, doh... | 0:19:45 | 0:19:50 | |
-..it's vital that every member -of the cast... | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
-..including -the fat, English squire... | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
-..stand in rows, -breathing heavily... | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
-..as they wait for the audience -to give them a standing ovation. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:04 | |
-The audience -will get up in an instant... | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
-..like a bull in a milking parlour, -as David John Ear Hair would say. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:13 | |
-Raise those arms high in the air -on your final line. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
-# Our day will come # | 0:20:19 | 0:20:28 | |
-Hold those arms in the air until -your shoulders scream for mercy. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:34 | |
-They won't hurt on the night. -The adrenaline will take care of it. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:40 | |
-Look to the sky. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
-In other words, look to the future. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
-Hold! Hold! Hold! | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
-And down. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
-Bask in that glory! | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
-APPLAUSE | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
-Everyone will say you were superb... | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
-..and they'll be flabbergasted -there were no TV cameras there. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:05 | |
-They'll tell you to take the show -on tour across the globe... | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
-..and teach Cameron Mackintosh -and Lloyd Webber a thing or two. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:16 | |
-Tip-top, lads and lasses! | 0:21:19 | 0:21:20 | |
-The rules change every season. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
-That's ******* ****! | 0:21:24 | 0:21:25 | |
-You can't even stamp on someone's -head without getting into trouble. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:30 | |
-When I played, if you didn't leave -the field with an eye hanging out... | 0:21:31 | 0:21:36 | |
-..it was a rubbish game! | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
-Citing Commissioner? ****! | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
-We played an English team in 1953. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
-It was so rough, all we did -at half-time was burying the dead. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:47 | |
-I was disappointed -because it ate into my fag break. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:51 | |
-Anyway, Lleucu Llwyd -needs a new name. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
-Lleucu -is like totes wrong for a boy. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
-Obvs, we must keep the Llwyd... | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
-..so our male kitten's new name -is Alan. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:07 | |
-Alan Llwyd. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:09 | |
-Alan Llwyd -is Mam's favourite thing ever! | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
-Not so much me because this morning, -Alan Llwyd pooed on the landing. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:19 | |
-He drank out of the toilet too. -Gross! | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
-I told Cameron he should have -a couple of Woodbines at half-time. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:28 | |
-They'd open up his tubes -and help him play better. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
-He said, "Bamps! I've got doctors -and therapists looking after me." | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
-"They tell me what to eat." | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
-Therapists? ****! | 0:22:40 | 0:22:41 | |
-Who does he think he is - Napoleon? | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
-People say I must be -really proud of Cameron... | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
-..with all his games for the region -and for Wales... | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
-..and all this television -and foreign tours... | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
-..but I say, -"No! It's all ****** ****!" | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
-Oh, Bamps! Legend! | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
-S4C subtitles by Eirlys A Jones | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 |