Blur Glastonbury

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Wow!

There's a lot of people here!

CHEERING

MUSIC STARTS, CROWD CHEERS

# Street's like a jungle

# So call the police

# Following the herd

# Down to Greece

# On holiday

# Love in the '90s

# Was paranoid

# On sunny beaches

# Take your chances

# Looking for girls who are boys

# Who like boys to be girls

# Who do boys like they're girls

# Who do girls like they're boys

# Always should be someone you really love

# Avoiding all work

# Because there's none available

# Like battery thinkers

# Count your thoughts

# On one two three four five fingers

# Nothing is wasted

# We only reproduce

# You'll get nasty blisters

# Du bist sehr schon

# But we haven't been introduced

# Girls who are boys

# Who like boys to be girls

# Who do boys like they're girls

# Who do girls like they're boys

# Always should be someone you really love

# Girls who are boys

# Who like boys to be girls

# Who do boys like they're girls

# Who do girls like they're boys

# Always should be someone you really love... #

And I go...

# ..Uh uh oh uh uh oh... #

You go...

CROWD: # ..Uh uh oh uh oh... #

And I go...

# ..Uh uh oh uh uh oh... #

You go...

# ..Uh uh oh uh oh

# Girls who are boys

# Who like boys to be girls

# Who do boys like they're girls

# Who do girls like they're boys

# Always should be someone you really love

# Girls who are boys

# Who like boys to be girls

# Who do boys like they're girls

# Who do girls like they're boys

# Always should be someone you really love

# Girls who are boys

# Who like boys to be girls

# Who do boys like they're girls

# Who do girls like they're boys

# Always should be someone you really love

# Girls who are boys

# Who like boys to be girls

# Who do boys like they're girls

# Who do girls like they're boys

# Always should be someone you really love... #

And I go...

# ..Uh uh oh uh uh oh

# Uh uh oh uh oh

# Uh uh oh uh uh oh

# Uh uh oh uh oh! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you!

# Tracy Jacks

# He works in civil service

# Tracy Jacks

# It's steady employment

-# Tracy Jacks

-Is a golfing fanatic

# Tracy Jacks

-# But his putt is erratic

-# Tracy Jacks

# Saw a Harley Street doctor

# Tracy Jacks

# Who prescribed healthy living

# Tracy Jacks

# Now he's getting past 40

# Tracy Jacks

# And all the seams are splitting

# Everyday he got closer

# He knew in his heart he was over

# I'd love to stay here and be normal

# But it's just so overrated

# Tracy Jacks

# Left home without warning

# Tracy Jacks

# It was four in the morning

# Tracy Jacks

# Got on the first train to Walton

# Tracy Jacks

# And stood on the seafront

# Laughing, he threw his clothes in the water

# Tracy Jacks

# And ran around naked

# Tracy Jacks

# Got stopped by the police

# Tracy Jacks

# And escorted back home

# Everyday he got closer

# He knew in his heart he was over

# I'd love to stay here and be normal

# But it's just so overrated

-# Tracy Jacks

-Woo-oo Woo-oo

-# Tracy Jacks

-Woo-oo Woo-oo

-# Tracy Jacks

-Woo-oo Woo-oo

-# Tracy Jacks

-Woo-oo Woo-oo

# And then it happened on a Tuesday morning

# Tracy Jacks

# Bulldozed down the house he lived in

# Saying it was just so overrated

-# Tracy Jacks

-Woo-oo Woo-oo

-# Tracy Jacks

-Woo-oo Woo-oo

-# Tracy Jacks

-Woo-oo Woo-oo

-# Tracy Jacks

-Woo-oo Woo-oo

# Everyday he got closer

# He knew in his heart he was over

# I'd love to stay here and be normal

# But it's just so overrated

# Woo-oo Woo-oo

# Woo-oo Woo-oo

# Woo-oo Woo-oo

# Woo-oo Woo-oo. #

CHEERING

I came here yesterday really early in the morning

and it seems like it's been a really, er,

really, really positive atmosphere here.

CHEERING

And I think, you know...

Yeah, that's...

That's kind of what I want to say about something else

but, you know, I think, let's just keep it positive.

CHEERING

MUSIC STARTS, CROWD CHEERS

# Ooh-oh

# You're taking the fun

# Out of everything

# Making me run

# When I don't want to think

# You're taking the fun

# Out of everything

# I don't want to think at all

# There's no other way

# There's no other way

# All that you can do

# Is watch them play

# You're taking the fun

# Out of everything

# You're making it clear

# When I don't want to think

# You're taking me up

# When I don't want to go up any more

# I'm just watching it all

# There's no other way

# There's no other way

# All that you can do

# Is watch them play

# There's no other way

# There's no other way

# All that you can do

# Is watch them play

# Oh-oh watch you play

# Oh-oh watch you play

# Ah-ah-ah

# There's no other way

# There's no other way

# All that you can do

# Is watch them play

# There's no other way

# There's no other way

# All that you can do

# Is watch them play

# There's no other way

# There's no other way

# All that you can do

# Is watch them play

# There's no other way

# There's no other way

# All that you can do

# Is watch them play. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC STARTS, CROWD CHEERS

# Beetlebum

# What you've done

# She's your gu-u-u-un

# Now what you've done

# You beetlebum

# Get nothing done

# You beetlebum

# Ooh ah woo

# Just get nu-u-u-umb

# Now what you've done

# Beetlebum

# And when she lets me slip away

# She turns me on

# All my violence is gone

# Nothing is wrong

# I just slip away and I-I-I am gone

# Nothing is wro-o-ong

# Oh, cos she turns me o-o-on

# I just slip away

# And I-I-I am gone

# Beetlebum

# Because you're young

# She's your gu-u-u-un

# Now what you've done

# You beetlebum

# She'll suck your thumb

# Ooh ooh wah ooh

# She'll make you come

# Ooh wah ooh

# Cos she's your gu-u-u-un

# Now what you've done

# You beetlebum

# And when she lets me slip away

# She turns me on

# All my violence is gone

# Nothing is wrong

# I just slip away

# And I-I-I am gone

# Nothing is wro-o-ong

# Oh, cos she turns me o-o-on

# I just slip away

# And I-I-I am

# He's on, he's on, he's on it

# He's on, he's on, he's on it

# He's on, he's on, he's on it

# He's on, he's on, he's on it

# Come on, come on, come on it

# Come on, come on, get on it

# He's on, he's on and on it

# Come on, come on

# Come on i-i-it. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC STARTS, CROWD CHEERS

CROWD: # Oh why?

# Oh my

# Oh my baby

# Oh my baby

# Oh why?

# Oh my

# Oh my baby

# Oh why?

# Oh my

# Oh my baby

# Oh my baby

# Oh why?

# Oh my

# Tender is the night

# Lying by your side

# Tender is the touch

# Of someone that you love too much

# Tender is the day

# The demons go away

# Lord I need to find

# Someone who can heal my mind

# Come on, come on, come on

# Get through it

# Come on, come on, come on

# Love's the greatest thing

# Come on, come on, come on

# Get through it

# Come on, come on, come on

# Love's the greatest thing

# That we have

# I'm waiting for that feeling

# Waiting for that feeling

# Waiting for that feeling to come

# Oh my baby

# Oh my baby

# Oh why?

# Oh my

# Tender is the ghost

# The ghost I love the most

# Hiding from the sun

# Just waiting for the night to come

# Tender is my heart, you know

# You're screwing up my life

# Oh Lord I need to find

# Someone who can heal my mind

# Come on, come on, come on

# Get through it

# Come on, come on, come on

# Love's the greatest thing

# Come on, come on, come on

# Get through it

# Come on, come on, come on

# Love's the greatest thing

# That we have

# I'm waiting for that feeling

# Waiting for that feeling

# Waiting for that feeling to come

# Oh my baby

# Oh my baby

# Oh why?

# Oh my

# Oh my baby

# Oh my baby

# Oh why?

# Oh my

# Come on, come on, come on

# Get through it

# Come on, come on, come on

# Love's the greatest thing

# Come on, come on, come on

# Get through it

# Come on, come on, come on

# Love's the greatest thing

# That we have

# I'm waiting for that feeling

# Waiting for that feeling

# Waiting for that feeling to come

# Oh my baby

# Oh my baby

# Oh why?

# Oh my

# Oh my baby

# Oh my baby

# Oh why?

# Oh my... #

MUSIC STOPS, CROWD CHEERS

GUITAR PLAYS

# ..Tender is the night

# Lying by your side

# Tender is the touch

# Of someone that you love too much

# Tender is the day

# The demons go away

# Lord I need to find

# Someone who can heal my mind

# Come on, come on, come on

# Get through it

# Come on, come on, come on

# Love's the greatest thing

# Come on, come on, come on

# Get through it

# Come on, come on, come on

# Love's the greatest thing

# That we have

# I'm waiting for that feeling

# Waiting for that feeling

# Waiting for that feeling to come... #

MUSIC STOPS, CROWD CHEERS

MUSIC RESUMES

# ..Come on, come on, come on

# Get through it

# Come on, come on, come on

# Love's the greatest thing

# Come on, come on, come on

# Get through it

# Come on, come on, come on

# Love's the greatest thing

# That we have

# I'm waiting for that feeling

# Waiting for that feeling

# Waiting for that feeling to come

# Oh my baby

# Oh my baby

# Oh why?

# Oh my

# Oh my baby

# Oh my baby

# Oh why?

# Oh my

-# Oh my baby

-Oh my baby

-# Oh my baby

-Oh my baby

-# Oh why?

-Ooh ooh

-# Oh my

-Ooh ooh

-# Oh my baby

-Oh my baby

-# Oh my baby

-Oh my baby

# Oh why?

# Ooh ooh

-# Oh my

-Ooh ooh

# Oh my baby

# Oh my baby

# Help me

# Help me-e-e

# Oh my baby

# Oh my baby

# Help me

# Help me-e-e... #

MUSIC STOPS, CROWD CHEERS

CROWD: # ..Oh why?

# Oh my

# Oh my baby

# Oh my baby

# Oh why?

# Oh my

# Oh my baby

# Oh my baby

# Oh why?

# Oh my

# Oh my baby

# Oh my baby

# Oh why?

# Oh my

# Oh my baby... #

MUSIC STARTS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So the story begins...

# City dweller

# Successful fella

# Thought to himself

# Oops, I've got a lot of money

# Caught in a rat race

# Terminally

# I'm a professional cynic

# But my heart's not in it

# I'm paying the price

# Of living life at the limit

# Caught in the century's anxiety

# Yes, it preys on him

# He's getting thin

# He lives in a house

# A very big house

# In the country

# Watching afternoon repeats

# And the food he eats

# In the country

# He takes all manner of pills

# And piles up analyst bills

# In the country

# It's like an animal farm

# There's lots of rural charm

# In the country

# Now he's got morning glory

# Life's a different story

# Everything's going Jackanory

# Touched with his own mortality

# He's reading Balzac

# Knocking back Prozac

# It's a helping hand

# That makes you feel wonderfully bland

# Oh, it's the century's remedy

# For the faint at heart

# A new start

# He lives in a house

# A very big house

# In the country

# He's got a fog in his chest

# So he needs a lot of rest

# In the country

# He takes all manner of pills

# Piles up analyst bills

# In the country

# It's like an animal farm

# There's lots of rural charm

# In the country

# In the country

# Ooh ooh ooh

# In the country

# Ooh ooh ooh

# In the country

-# Blow...

-blow me out

-# I am so...

-sad

# And I don't know why

# Blow, blow me out

# I am so sad

# And I don't know why

# Oh, lives in a house

# A very big house

# In the country

# Watching afternoon repeats

# And the food he eats

# In the country

# Takes all manner of pills

# Piles up analyst bills

# In the country

# It's like an animal farm

# There's lots of rural charm

# In the country

# Oh, he lives in a house

# A very big house

# In the country

# He's got a fog in his chest

# So he needs a lot of rest

# In the country

# He doesn't drink, smoke, laugh

# Takes herbal baths

# In the country

# It's like an animal farm

# There's lots of rural charm

# In the country

# Oh, oh... #

Sing along!

All the way at the back!

CROWD CHEERS

Right, I know it's Sunday night, but, erm...

I hope you've got some energy left

CHEERING

How much energy have you got left?

CHEERING

OK. Right, when I start running, you start running too.

I know you'll all have to be kind of like that.

Most of you, but the people who are out where there's more space,

all the way back there, you can just run around your tents or whatever.

Just run.

OK?

# Sunday Sunday Here again in tidy attire

# You read the colour supplement The TV guide

# You dream of protein on a plate

# Regret you left it quite so late

# To gather the family round the table to eat enough to sleep

# Oh the Sunday sleep

# Sunday Sunday here again A walk in the park

# I meet an old soldier and talk of the past

# He fought for us in two World Wars

# Says the England he knew is no more

# He sings the Songs of Praise every week but always falls asleep

# For the Sunday sleep

# But he knows what he has to know

# Sunday

-# Sunday

-La la la la la-la la-la

# La la la la la-la la-la La la la la la-la la-la

# La-la la la la la

# Oh the Sunday sleep

# Sunday Sunday Here again in tidy attire

# You read the colour supplement The TV guide

# You dream of protein on a plate

# Regret you left it quite so late

# To gather the family round the table to eat enough to sleep

# And Mother's Pride your epithet

# An extra slice you'll soon regret

# So going out is your best bet

# Then bingo yourself to sleep

# Oh, the Sunday sleep. #

CHEERING

DISTANT DOGS BARK

Oy!

CHEERING DOGS BARK

'Ello, Glastonbury!

-Do you want a bit of Parklife?

-CHEERING

MUSIC STARTS, CROWD CHEERS

Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur

of what is known as...

# ..Parklife... #

A morning suit can be avoided if you take a route

straight through what is known as...

# ..Parklife... #

John's got brewer's droop, he gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons,

they love a bit of it.

# Parklife... #

Who's that gut lord marching?

Cut down on your pork life, mate, get some exercise.

# All the people

# So many people

# They all go hand in hand

# Hand in hand through their parklife... #

Know what I mean?

I get up when I want except on Wednesdays

when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen

# ..Parklife... #

I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea

and I think about leaving the house.

# ..Parklife... #

I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too.

It gives me an enormous sense of wellbeing.

-# ..Parklife... #

-Then I'm happy for the rest of the day,

safe in the knowledge there will always be

a bit of my heart devoted to it.

# ..All the people

# So many people

# They all go hand in hand

# Hand in hand through their parklife

# Parklife

# Parklife... #

It's got nothing to do with vorsprung durch technik, you know.

-# ..Parklife... #

-And it's not about you joggers

-going round and round and round.

-# ..Parklife

# All the people

# So many people

# They all go hand in hand

# Hand in hand through their parklife

# All the people

# So many people

# They all go hand in hand

# Hand in hand through their parklife. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Cheers!

Keep it positive!

MUSIC STARTS, CROWD CHEERS

# She says there's ants in the carpet

# Dirty little monsters

# Eating all the morsels

# Picking up the rubbish

# Give her effervescence

# She needs a little sparkle

# Good morning TV

# You're looking so healthy

# We all say Don't want to be alone

# We wear the same clothes Cos we feel the same

# We kiss with dry lips When we say goodnight

# End of a century Oh, it's nothing special

# Sex on the TV

# Now everybody's at it

# And the mind gets dirty

# As you get closer to fifty

# He gives her a cuddle

# They're glowing in a huddle

# Good night TV

# You're all made up And you're looking like me

# We all say Don't want to be alone

# We wear the same clothes Cos we feel the same

# We kiss with dry lips When we say goodnight

# End of a century Oh, it's nothing special

# Can you eat her?

# Yes, you can

# We all say Don't want to be alone

# We wear the same clothes Cos we feel the same

# We kiss with dry lips When we say goodnight

# End of a century Oh, it's nothing special

# We all say Don't want to be alone

# We wear the same clothes Cos we feel the same

# We kiss with dry lips When we say goodnight

# End of a century Oh, it's nothing special

# Oh, it's nothing special

# Oh! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you.

This is all about adverts.

Naughty, naughty adverts.

# It's six o'clock on the dot And I'm halfway home

# I feel foul-mouthed as I stand and wait for the underground

# And a nervous disposition doesn't agree with this

# I need something to remind me that there's something else

# Cos you need a holiday Somewhere in the sun

# With all the people who are waiting

# There never seems to be one

# Say something Say something else

# Say something Say something else

# Advertisements are here for rapid persuasion

# But if you stare too long You lose your appetite

# A nervous disposition doesn't agree with this

# I need fast relief From aches and stomach pains

# Don't need your holiday Somewhere in the sun

# With all the people who are waiting There never seems to be one

# Say something say something else

# Say something Say something else

# One

# Two

# Three

# Four

# Five

# Six

# Seven

# Eight

# Nine, ten

# You need a holiday Somewhere in the sun

# With all the people who are waiting There never seems to be one

# Say something Say something else

# Say something Say something else

# Say something Say something else

# Say something Say something else! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Woo-hoo

# Woo-hoo

# Woo-hoo

# Woo-hoo

# I got my head checked

# By a jumbo jet

# It wasn't easy

# But nothing is

# No, woo-hoo

# When I feel heavy metal

# Woo-hoo

# And I'm pins and I'm needles

# Woo-hoo

# Well I lie and I'm easy

# All of the time but I'm never sure

# When I need you

# Pleased to meet you

# I got my head done

# When I was young

# That's not my problem

# That's not my problem

# Woo-hoo

# When I feel heavy metal

# Woo-hoo

# And I'm pins and I'm needles

# Woo-hoo

# Well I lie and I'm easy

# All of the time

# But I'm never sure why I need you

# Pleased to meet you

# Yeah, yeah

# Yeah, yeah

# Yeah, yeah

# Oh, yeah. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you very much.

# He's a 20th Century boy

# With his hands on the rails

# Trying not to be sick again

# And holding on for tomorrow

# London ice cracks on a seamless line

# We're hanging on for dear life

# So we hold each other tightly

# And hold on for tomorrow

# Singing La la la-la-la

# La la la la La la la-la-la

# La la la-la-la

# La la la la La la la-la-la

# La la la-la-la

# La la la la La la la-la-la

# Holding on for tomorrow

# She's a 20th Century girl

# With her hand on the wheel

# She's trying not to make him sick again

# And seeing what she can borrow

# London's so nice back in your seamless rhymes

# But we're we're lost on the Westway

# So we hold each other tightly

# And hold on for tomorrow

# Singing La la la-la-la

# La la la la La la la-la-la

# La la la-la-la

# La la la la La la la-la-la

# La la la-la-la

# La la la la La la la-la-la

# Holding on for tomorrow

# We're trying not to be sick again

# And holding for tomorrow

# She's a 20th Century girl

# Hanging on for dear life

# So we hold each other tightly

# And hold on for tomorrow

# Singing La la la-la-la

# La la la la La la la-la-la

# La la la-la-la

# La la la la La la la-la-la

# La la la-la-la

# La la la la La la la-la-la

# Holding on for tomorrow

Wherever any of you are going after this, I hope you go safely.

# Holding on for tomorrow

# Jim stops and gets out the car

# Goes to a house in Emporer's Gate

# Goes through the door and to his room

# Then he puts the TV on

# Turns it off and makes some tea

# Says modern life is rubbish

# I'm holding on for tomorrow

# Then Susan comes into the room

# She's a naughty girl with a lovely smile

# Says let's take a drive to Primrose Hill

# It's windy there and the view's so nice

# London ice can freeze your toes

# Like anyone I suppose

# I'm holding on for tomorrow. #

CHEERING

Right...

..it's our last song.

BOOING

# This is the next century

# Where the Universal's free

# You can find it anywhere

# Yes, the future's been sold

# Every night we're gone

# And to karaoke songs

# How we like to sing along

# Though the words are wrong

# It really, really, really could happen

# Yes, it really, really, really could happen

# When the days They seem to fall through you

# Well, just let them go

# No-one here is alone

# There's satellites in every home

# Yes, the Universal's here

# Here for everyone

# Every paper that you read

# Says tomorrow's your lucky day

# Well, here's your lucky day

# It really, really, really could happen

# Yes, it really, really, really could happen

# When the days They seem to fall through you

# Well, just let them go

# Yes, it really, really, really cold happen

# Ooh, it really, really, really could happen

-CROWD:

-# When the days They seem to fall through you, well

# Just let them through. #

Glastonbury!

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

# Just let them through

# It really, really, really could happen

# It really, really, really could happen

# Just let them through

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Take care,

good night.