Best of Glastonbury 2011 Glastonbury

This programme contains strong language

-Fun.

-Grass.

-Farm.

-Utopia.

-I'm not very good at this. This is not... I'm not strong in this area.

-Super.

-Proud.

Epic.

UN-believable.

Good music. Oh, that's two words, isn't it?

The first word that comes into my mind when I hear Glastonbury

is probably mud.

Mud.

-Mud.

-Mud!

-Chocolate.

-Veggie burger.

-Hippies.

-Home, isn't it?

Three words - rock and roll.

# In a few weeks I will get time

# To realise it's right before my eyes

# And I can take it

# If it's what I want to do

# I am leaving and this is starting

# To feel like it's right before my eyes

# And I can taste it

# It's my sweet beginning

# And I can tell just what you want

# You don't want to be alone

# You don't want to be alone

# And I can't say it's what you know

# But you've known it the whole time

# Yeah, you've known it the whole time

# Maybe next year I'll have no time

# To think about the questions to address

# Am I the one to try to stop a fire?

# I wouldn't test you

# I'm not the best you could have attained

# Why try anything?

# I will get there

# Just remember I know

# I can tell just what you want

# You don't want to be alone You don't want to be alone

# And I can't say it's what you know

# But you've known it the whole time

# Yeah, you've known it the whole time

# Oh

# Yeah...

# I can tell just what you want

# You don't want to be alone

# You don't want to be alone

# And I can't say it's what you know

# But you've known it the whole time

# Yeah, you've known it the whole time. #

# Everybody wanna know

# Why I'm singing the blues

# Everybody wanna know

# Why I sing the blues

# Been around a long time

# Really paid my dues

# Let it go, let it go

# Let it go. #

Thank you!

For the past 40 years,

festival-goers have been building their own mythology

here on the Glastonbury site,

but this part of the country has been a destination

for pilgrims of all kinds for over 5,000 years.

In a few days' time

thousands of festival-goers will stream down these hillsides

to watch U2 make history on that stage.

But how many of them will appreciate just how much truly ancient history

surrounds them here?

The very first Pyramid Stage was constructed on this spot in 1971.

Made out of scaffolding and plastic sheeting,

its appearance was very different to the great pyramids of Egypt.

But the idea behind it was much the same.

Festival organiser Andrew Kerr

wanted to use the powerful spiritual associations of the Somerset Levels

to create a free festival that was more than just a gig in a field.

The Pyramid Stage was to be a spiritual satellite dish

able to pick up and channel the vibrations of the cosmos.

Whether or not you agree with Andrew's holistic approach

to stage-building,

it's an undeniable fact that this landscape is littered

with ancient sites

and it's also full of myth and legend.

How long has this place been the focus of Arthurian legend?

This place has been Arthurian for about 900 years.

It really goes back to the 12th century.

And what triggered Arthurian legend here?

Well, there's two important facts.

One is the myth that when King Arthur was killed,

he was brought to the Isle of Avalon,

and no-one, of course, knew where Avalon was

until the monks of Glastonbury in 1191 started digging up the place.

And what they found here

was the coffin of King Arthur and Queen Guinevere.

Why do you think the Arthurian legend,

almost above all other legends,

is the one that so endures in this part of the world?

Well, all nations want a great figurehead,

and if we look back into the Dark Ages, what we find in reality

are petty chiefdoms, and if a country wants to be great,

it needs something bigger than that, something a bit larger than life,

and King Arthur, I think, filled that role.

The other important thing about King Arthur

is the notion that he never really died.

He's brought here to Avalon, a mysterious island, otherworldly,

and perhaps he lives on.

For many people, this landscape is charged with the energy of all those

who have passed through it before them

from the ancient architects of Stonehenge

to those seeking Avalon itself.

So perhaps it's fitting

that Glastonbury should inhabit this landscape now,

drawing yet more people together

and creating new legends that are all its own.

# Angels fall to the floor

# Like they would if I was captain

# Silver children, she roared

# I'm not the son of God

# Somebody help me sing

# Can anybody hear me?

# Liars and lovers come by tonight

# We're gonna make a scene

# Somebody help me sing Woah-oh-oh-oh

# Somebody help me sing

# Woah-oh-oh-oh

# Help me be captain of our crippled disguises

# I won't show what's underneath

# It's time for surprises

# I can't climb up your ladder

# I can't ride your horse

# I've swallowed half an hourglass so now the landscape is swollen up

# I gave birth to a fire

# It's like its features were burning

# I'm in control

# I am the son of God

# Somebody help me sing

# Can anybody hear me?

# Line up your soldiers one final time

# We're gonna have a ball

# Somebody help me sing Woah-oh-oh-oh

# Somebody help me sing Woah-oh-oh-oh

# Help me be captain of our crippled disguises

# I won't show what's underneath

# It's time for surprises

# I can't climb up your ladder

# I can't ride your horse

# I've swallowed half an hourglass

# So now the landscape is swollen up

# Let's throw death away Let's throw death away

# Let's throw death away

# Let's throw death away Let's throw death away

# Let's throw death away

# Let's throw death away

# Let's throw death away. #

How you feeling?!

# You can get it if you really want

# You can get it if you really want

# You can get it if you really want

# But you must try Try and try, try and try

# You'll succeed at last

# Rome was not built in a day

# The opposition will come your way

# But the hotter the battle, you see

# Is the sweeter the victory now

# You can get it if you really want

# You can get it if you really want

# You can get it if you really want

# But you must try Try and try, try and try

# You'll succeed at last

# Persecution you must fear

# Win and lose You've got to get your share

# You've got your mind set on a dream

# You can get it though hard it may seem now

# You can get it if you really want You can get it if you really want

# You can get it if you really want

# But you must try Try and try, try and try

# You'll succeed at last

# You can get it if you really want You can get it if you really want

# You can get it if you really want

# But you must try Try and try, try and try

# You'll succeed at last

# You can get it if you... #

Let everybody raise up their hands!

# You can get it if you really want

# You can get it if you really want

# What you say?

# You can get it if you really want

# What you say?

# You can get it if you really want

# Ah-ah-ah... #

CHEERING

One, two, three, four!

# Weep for yourself, my man

# You'll never be what is in your heart

# Weep, little lion man, you're not as brave as you were at the start

# Rate yourself and rake yourself Take all the courage you have left

# And waste it on fixing all the problems

# That you made in your own head

# But it was not your fault, but mine

# And it was your heart on the line

# I really fucked it up this time, didn't I, my dear?

# Didn't I?

# Tremble for yourself, my man

# You know that you have seen this all before

# Tremble, little lion man, you'll never settle any of your scores

# Your grace is wasted in your face

# Your boldness stands alone among the wreck

# Now learn from your mother or else spend your days biting your own neck

# It was not your fault, but mine

# And it was your heart on the line

# I really fucked it up this time, didn't I, my dear?

# And it was not your fault, but mine

# And it was your heart on the line

# I really fucked it up this time, didn't I, my dear?

# Didn't I, my dear?

# Ahhh ahh-ahhh

# Ahhh

# Ahhh ahh-ahhh

# Ahh-ahh-ahh

# Ahhh ahh-ahhh Ahh-ahh-ahh

# Ahhh ahh-ahhh Ahh-ahh-ahh

# Ahhh ahh-ahhh Ahh-ahh-ahh

# Ahhh ahh-ahhh Ahh-ahh-ahh

# It was not your fault, but mine

# And it was your heart on the line

# I really fucked it up this time, didn't I, my dear?

# It was not your fault, but mine

# And it was your heart on the line

# I really fucked it up this time, didn't I, my dear?

# Didn't I, my dear? #

# I am a man with a heavy heart

# And I dare not turn the pages

# Riding with automatic self-destruction

# I

# It's a blind faith, a cruel waste One bitter taste... #

Everybody, come on!

# So I know I need this sweet sensation

# Sweet sensation... #

# Yeah!

# The music that we play will ease...

# It's a blind faith, a cruel waste One bitter taste

# So I know I need this sweet sensation

# Oh...

# Sweet sensation

# The music that we play will ease your mind

# Sweet sensation

# Ease your mind

# The music that we play will ease your mind... #

Everybody!

# What is a man to do with his mind

# When it's working overtime?

# The best I can do is not dance with the devil

# I keep myself sane, I won't waste this time and space... #

Yeah!

# So I know I need this sweet sensation

# Oh!

# Sweet sensation

# I, I

# The music that we play

# Will ease your mind

# Sweet sensation

# The music that we play will ease your mind... #

I want to hear everybody singing this right now. Everybody!

-# I am... CROWD:

-A man with a heavy heart... #

-Louder, people!

-# Oh, I

-# I...

-Am a man with a heavy heart... #

Glastonbury 2011!

# It's a blind faith, a cruel waste One bitter taste

# So I know I need this sweet sensation

# Sweet sensation

# Ease your mind

# The music that we play will ease your mind

-# Sweet sensation

-Ease your mind

# The music that we play will ease your mind

# I am a man with a heavy heart

# Oh, I

# I am a man with a heavy heart

# It's a blind faith, a cruel waste One bitter taste

# So I know I need this sweet sensation

# I! #

Yes, Glastonbury! Shout!

CHEERING

# When I woke up today The air was very strange

# I couldn't feel my skin and there was evil in my bones

# I tried to speak but found that I didn't have a voice

# It was a prison like the one you would find in The Twilight Zone

# And I feel just like Sigourney Weaver

# When she had to kill those aliens

# And one guy tried to get them back to the Earth

# And she couldn't believe her ears

# So I was taken or I went towards what was west

# To where the ground was dead and struck out at the giant sky

# The sky was black and filled with tiny silver holes

# And it was there with a frightened voice

# That I began to cry out loud

# And I feel just like Winona Ryder

# In that movie about vampires

# And she couldn't get that accent right

# And neither could that other guy

# And I feel just like I am on Jupiter

# The one that looks like rainbow sherbet

# But it doesn't lend itself to life

# And I haven't finished yet. #

CHEERING

# I want to run

# I want to hide

# I want to tear down the walls that hold me inside

# Go on fire, centre of the flame

# Where the streets have no name

# I want to feel

# Sunlight on my face

# I see these dark clouds disappear

# Without a trace

# See through the eye

# Of the hurricane

# Where the streets have no name

# Oh

# Where the streets have no name

# Where the streets have no name

# We're still building Then burning down love

# We're burning down love

# And when I go there

# I go there with you

# It's all I want to do

# The city's a flood

# And our love turns to rust

# We slip and we slide in the mud

# Our love and the lust

# We get soaked in the rain

# Where the streets have no name

# Oh-ha

# Where the streets have no name

# Where the streets have no name

# We're still building Then burning down love

# We're burning down love

# And when I go there

# I go there with you

# It's all I can do

# Ba-da ba-ba-ba Ba-da ba-da

# Ba-da da-da

# Oh, oh, oh

# Only love

# Love, love, love All you need is love

# Ba-da ba-da ba-da da da

# Ba-da ba-da da Where the streets have no name

# Where the streets have no name

# Still building and burning down love

# Burning down love

# When I go there

# I go there with you

# It's all we want to know... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# I want to go there with you. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# I see you driving round town

# With the girl I love And I'm like...

-CROWD:

-# Fuck you

# I guess the change in my pocket

# Wasn't enough, I'm like

# Fuck you and fuck her too

# Said if I was richer

# I'd still be with ya

-# Ain't that some shit

-Ain't that some shit

# Although there's pain in my chest

# I wish you the best with a...

-# Fuck you

-Ooh-ooh-ooh

# Yeah, I'm sorry

# I can't afford a Ferrari

# But that don't mean I can't get you there

# I guess he's an Xbox

# And I'm more an Atari

# But the way you play your game ain't fair

# I pity the foo-ool

# That falls in love with you

# Oh, she's a gold digger

-# Well

-Just thought you should know

# Ooh-ooh-ooh

# Have I got news for you

# Yeah, run and tell

# Your little boyfriend

# I see you driving round town

# With the girl I love

# And I'm like

-# Fuck you

-Ooh-ooh-ooh

# I guess the change in my pocket

# Wasn't enough, I'm like

# Fuck you and fuck her too

# Said if I was richer

# I'd still be with ya

-# Oh, ain't that some shit

-Ain't that some shit

# Got pain in my chest...

# I wish you the best with a...

-# Fuck you

-Aah-aah-aah

# Now I know

# That I had to borrow

# Beg and steal and lie and cheat

# Trying to keep ya

# Trying to please ya, yeah

# Cos being in love with your ass ain't cheap

# Now I pity the foo-ool

# That falls in love with you, come on

# Oh, she's a gold digger

# Just thought you should know

# Ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

# Have I got news for you

# I really hate your motherfucking ass

# I see you driving round town

# With the girl I love and I'm like

-# Fuck you

-Ooh-ooh-ooh

# I guess the change in my pocket

# Wasn't enough, so...

# Fuck you and fuck her too

# Said if I was richer

# I'd still be with ya

# Ain't that some shit

# Ain't that some shit

# Got pain in my chest

# I wish you the best with a...

-# Fuck you

-Aah-aah-aah

# Now baby, baby, baby

-# Why d'you want to hurt me so bad

-So bad, so bad, so bad

# I tried to tell my mamma

# But she told me this is one for your dad... #

Yeah, she did. Sing it again. Say, oww!

-CROWD:

-Oww!

-Oww!

-Oww!

Sing it! CROWD CHANTS

# Why? I love you

# I still love you, oh

# I see you driving round town

# With the girl I love

-# Fuck you

-Ooh-ooh-ooh

# I guess the change in my pocket

# Wasn't enough, yeah

# Fuck you and fuck her too

# Said if I was richer

# I'd still be with ya

# Oh, ain't that some shit

# Ain't that some shit

# Got pain in my chest

-# I wish you the best

-Aah-aah-aah. #

SCREAMING AND APPLAUSE

Who knows the words to Price Tag? CROWD CHEERS

Oh, she's too scared. It's all right.

Go on, girl. Go on, girl! Hey!

Argh! Careful, don't slip!

CROWD CHEERS

CHEERING GETS LOUDER

What's your name?

-Shay.

-Shay. That's a cool name. Right, you can sit here.

CROWD CHEERS

Jessie J featuring Shay! It wasn't even planned!

CROWD CHEERS

OK.

Jessie J!

-Say your name.

-Shay.

# Seems like everybody's got a price

# I wonder how they sleep at night

# When the sale comes first

# And the truth comes second

# Just stop for a minute and smile

# Why is everybody so serious?

# Acting so damn mysterious

# Got your shades on your eyes

# And your heels so high

# That you can't even have a good time

# Everybody look to their left

# Everybody look to their right

# Can you feel that, Shay?

# We're playing with love tonight

# It's not about the money, money, money

# We don't need your money, money, money

# We just want to make the world dance

# Forget about the price tag

# Ain't about the cha-ching, cha-ching

# Ain't about the ba-bling, ba-bling

# Want to make the world dance

# Forget about the price tag... #

OK, Shay, let's go. OK. Uh.

# We need to take it back in time

# When music made us all unite

# And it wasn't low blows and video hos

# Am I the only one gettin' tired?

# Why is everybody so serious

# Acting so damn mysterious

# Got your shades on your eyes and your heels so high

# That you can't even have a good time

# Everybody look to their left

# Everybody look to their right

# Can you feel that, Shay?

# We're playing with love tonight... # Sing it, Shay!

# It's not about the money, money, money

# We don't need your money, money, money

# We just want to make the world dance

# Forget about the price tag

# Ain't about the cha-ching, cha-ching

# Ain't about the ba-bling, ba-bling

# Want to make the world dance

# Forget about the price tag... #

-RAPS:

-Keep the price tag

-And take the cash back

-Just give me six strings

-And a half-stack

-You can keep the cars

-Leave it in the garage

Cos all I need are keys and guitars

In 30 seconds, I'm leaving to Mars

-Yeah, we leaping across

-These undefeatable odds

It's like yes, man You can't put a price on your life

We do this for the love, so we fight and sacrifice every night

So we ain't going to stop No, never

Waiting to see a sign of defeat, uh-uh

So we going to keep everyone movin' they feet

So bring back the beat

And then everyone sayin' it's not about the...

# Money, money, money

# We don't need your money, money, money

# We just wanna make the world dance

# Forget about the price tag

# Ain't about the cha-ching, cha-ching

# Ain't about the ba-bling, ba-bling

# Wanna make the world dance

# Forget about the price tag

# La-la-la-la-la-la-la, eh!

# La-la-la-la-la-la-la, eh!

# La-la-la-la-la-la-la, eh!

# Price tag... #

Everybody!

# La-la-la-la-la-la-la, eh!

# La-la-la-la-la-la-la, eh!

# La-la-la-la-la-la-la, eh! #

Everybody sing it!

# It's not about the money, money, money

# We don't need your money, money, money

# We just wanna make the world dance

# Forget about the price tag

# Ain't about the cha-ching, cha-ching

# Ain't about the ba-bling, ba-bling

# Wanna make the world dance

# Forget about the price tag... #

OK, Shay, sing it.

# It's not about the money, money, money

# We don't need your money, money, money

# We just wanna make the world dance

# Forget about the price tag

# Ain't about the cha-ching, cha-ching

# Ain't about the ba-bling, ba-bling... #

Give it up for Shay!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Money, money, money

# Money, money, money

# World dance, yeah

# Price tag

# Money, money, money

# Money, money, money

# I just wanna make Shay dance... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# I just wanna make Glastonbury dance...

# I just wanna make the world dance

# Forget about the...

# Price ta-a-a-ag... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Ready?

I don't want to get mud on you.

# Ye-e-e-e-e-es! #

Stand up, take a bow.

Thank you!

# Ohh, ohh

# Ohh, ohh

# Ohh, ohh, ohh

# Ohh, ohh

# Ohhh

# Cursed cos the very last light is gone

# I feel something coming as the morning down the hall

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh

# Oh, oh, oh

# Voices, darkness is coming from my soul

# Should I fear you or should I just let go?

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

# Ohhh-ohhh

# Oh, blackout

# I gotta know where you're from

# What are you trying to tell me? I don't know

# Oh, blackout

# Now this glow has come

# You're in the dark I could be anyone

# Time stands still but I feel you by my side

# But even this moment is running out of time

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh

# Ohhh-ohhh

# Blackout

# I've gotta know where you're from

# What are you trying to tell me? I don't know

# Oh, oh, blackout

# Now this glow has come

# You're in the dark I could be anyone

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh

# Ohhh-ohhh

# Ohhh

# Ohhh-ohhh

# Ohh, ohh

# Oh, blackout

# Now this glow has come

# What are you trying to tell me? I don't know

# Oh, oh, blackout

# I won't fear where you're from cos you're in the dark

# I could be anyone

# Don't leave

# Don't leave me. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you.

Whoo!

-And...

-Charge now.

# I'm a star and I bought my fucking cast out

# I live a very, very, very wild lifestyle

# Heidi and Audrina eat your heart out

# I used to listen to You don't wanna bring arms house

# I got so many clothes I keeps 'em in ma aunt's house

# Disturbing London, baby We about to branch out

# Soon I'll be the king Like Prince Charles' child

# Yeah, yeah And there ain't nobody fresher

# Semester to semester Raving with the freshers

# 20 light bulbs around my table and my dresser

# CLC Kompressor Just in case that don't impress her

# Say hello to Dexter Say hello to Uncle Fester

# Got them gazing at my necklace And my crazy sun protectors

# G-Shocks, I got a crazy-dumb collection

# Haters, I can't fucking hear your reception

# Yeah, we bring the stars out

# We bring the women and the cars and the cards out

# Let's have a toast, a celebration Get a glass out

# And we can do this until we pass out

# Let it rain Let it pour away

# We won't come down until we hit the ground

# And pass out

# Uh-oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

# Whoa-oa

# Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa

# Yeah, they say hello They say hola and they say bonjour

# I'm pissed I never got to fly on a Concorde

# I've been to Glasto but I've never been to Scunthorpe

# I'm fucking crazy with the kicks Call me Jean Claude

# About to be a bigger star than my mum thought cos every day

# I got a groupie at my front door

# Now I drive past the bus I used to run for

# Where's my encore? #

CHEERING

# I walk alone cos I was born alone

# I chirpse her just for fun I'll never, ever call her phone

# I leave her in the club I'll never, ever walk her home

# DL, the fucking foundation I'm the cornerstone

# I've been famous, I'm sorta known

# And if your son doesn't I bet your daughter knows

# Check out my visual Check out my audio

# Extraordinary, yo

# Hope you enjoyed the show Yeah! Yeah!

# We bring the stars out

# We bring the women and the cars and the cards out

# Let's have a toast, a celebration Get a glass out

# And we can do this until we pass out

# Let it rain Let it pour away

# We won't come down until we hit the ground

# Whoa

# Yeah

# Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa

# Whoa

# Whoa-o-o-o-o-o, whoa

# Look at me I've been a cheeky bastard

# Man, look at all the drama

# We started, now I'm in here laying on my back

# Saying DJ, won't ya gimme one more track?

# Let it rain

# Yeah. #

Come on!

Where's the mosh pit? Where's the mosh pit?

Where's the mosh pit?

HE SHOUTS

# Let it rain Let it pour away

# We won't come down until we hit the ground

# And pass out

# Let it rain Let it pour away

# We won't come down... #

Sing it! Sing it!

# Until we hit the ground. #

Make some noise!

Whoo!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

HE SINGS IN HINDI

# No man will ever love you like I do

# No man will ever love you like I do

# No man will ever love you like I do-o-o-o... #

HE SINGS IN HINDI

# No man will ever love you like I do

# No man will ever love you like I do

# No man will ever love you-ou-ou like I do-o-o-o-o-o

# O-o-o-ooh, o-o-o-o-ooh... #

HE SINGS IN HINDI

CHEERING

# Taking a ride to another clime

# Knees in my back cos we're flying high

# Did I give it all?

# I guess I gave it all

# Seeing the mountains through the fog

# Watching a film with a talking dog

# Cos if I fall

# Then I guess I fall

# Hawaiian air

# Hawaiian air

# Hawaiian air

# Hawaiian air

# Seeing the world down beneath the clouds

# Hawaiian notes Don't need no pounds

# Did I give them all?

# Oh, I guess I gave them all

# Ache in my leg from a broken seat

# Skipping the meal for a G&T

# Cos if I fall

# Then I guess I fall

# Hawaiian air

# Hawaiian air

# Hawaiian air

# Hawaiian air

# Touching down Gonna hit the ground

# I'm breathing new air Gonna take this all in

# Gonna take this all in

# As we land you pinch my hand

# We're still here

# Gonna take this all in

# Gonna take this all in

# Up in the sky, Honolulu-bound

# Steel guitar and a Melly sound

# Did I give it all?

# I guess I gave it all

# Feeling the shakes keeps me reticent

# Stuck in my seat from the turbulence

# And if I fall

# Then I fall

# Breaking

# Open skies and green roofs

# Over we float

# Deserts

# In our eyes we're falling

# Our hearts in our boots

# Hawaiian air

# Hawaiian air

# Hawaiian air

# Hawaiian air

# Touching down

# Hit the ground

# I breathe a new air

Can I take this all in?

# Can I take this all in?

# And as we land

# You pinch my hand

# I'm still here

# Can I take this all in?

# Can I take this all in?

# As the wheels hit the ground

# I'm breathing

# Can I take this all in?

# Can I take this all in?

# As the heat fills my lungs

# I'm breathing

# Hawaiian air

# Can I take this all in?

# Can I take this all in?

# Hawaiian air

# Hawaiian air

# Hawaiian air

# Hawaiian air. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you. Cheers.

MUSIC: "I Need A Dollar" by Aloe Blacc

CHEERING

-# I need...

-..a dollar, dollar A dollar, that's what I need

# Sing along with me

-# I need...

-..a dollar, dollar A dollar, that's what I need

# Well, let me hear you sing

-# I need...

-..a dollar, dollar A dollar, that's what I need

# And if I share with you my story Would you share your dollar with me?

# Bad times are coming and I reap what I done sow

# Hey, hey

-# Well, let me tell you something All that glitters ain't gold

-Hey, hey

# It's been a long old trouble Long old troublesome road

# And I'm looking for somebody Come and help me carry this load

# Said I need a dollar, dollar A dollar, that's what I need

# Hey, hey

# Well, I need a dollar, dollar A dollar, that's what I need

# Hey, hey

# And I need a dollar, dollar A dollar, that's what I need

# And if I share with you my story Would you share your dollar with me?

# Said I don't know if I'm walking on solid ground

# Cos everything around me is crumbling down

# And all I want is for someone to help me-e-e-e

# I had a job but the boss man let me go, he said

# I'm sorry but I won't be needing your help no more

# I said, please, Mr Boss Man

# I need this job more than you know

# But he gave me my last pay cheque and he sent me on out the door

# Said I need a dollar, dollar A dollar, that's what I need

# Hey, hey

# Well, I need a dollar, dollar A dollar, that's what I need

# Hey, hey

# I need a dollar, dollar A dollar, that's what I need

# And if I share with you my story Would you share your dollar with me?

# I don't know if I'm walking on solid ground

# Cos everything around me is crumbling down

# And all I want is for someone to help me-e-e-e

# What in the world am I gonna do tomorrow?

# Is there someone with a dollar I could borrow?

# Who can help me take away my sorrow?

# Maybe it's inside the bottle

# Maybe it's inside the bottle

# Hey, I had some good old buddies Names is whiskey and wine

# Hey, hey

# And for my good old buddies I spent my last dime

# Hey, hey

# My wine is good to me It helps me pass the time

# And my good old buddy whiskey keeps me warmer than sunshine

# Your momma, mayhem, just a child, has got his own

# Hey, hey

# If God has plans for me I hope it ain't written in stone

# Hey, hey

# Because I've been working, working myself down to the bone

# And I swear on Grandpa's grave

# I'll be paid when I come home

# Now I need a...

# ..dollar, dollar A dollar, that's what I need... #

Let me hear you say!

# I need a dollar, dollar A dollar, that's what I need... #

Sing the song for me!

# I need a dollar, dollar A dollar, that's what I need

# And if I share with you my story Will you share your dollar with me?

# Hey! #

CHEERING

I want to thank y'all for coming through

to share your love, peace and soul in the grand scheme, y'all!

Love, peace and so-o-o-oul!

CHEERING

MUSIC: "One Day Like This" by Elbow

He's drunk!

# Drinking in the morning sun

# Blinking in the morning sun

# Shaking off the heavy one

# Yeah, heavy like a loaded gun

# What made me behave that way?

# Using words I never say

# I can only think it must be love

# Oh, anyway

# It's looking like a beautiful da-a-a-ay

# Someone tell me how I feel

# It's silly wrong but vivid right

# Oh, kiss me like the final meal

# Yeah, kiss me like we die tonight... #

Why, Glastonbury?

# Cos holy cow, I love your eyes

# And only now I see the light

# Yeah, lying with you half-awake

# Oh, anyway

# It's looking like a beautiful da-a-a-ay

# And when my face is chamois-creased

# If you think I'll wink, I did... #

You do this bit.

# Laugh politely at repeats

# Yeah, kiss me when my lips are thin

# Cos holy cow, I love your eyes

# And only now I see the light

# Yeah, lying with you half-awake

# Stumbling over what to say

# Well, anyway

# It's looking like a beautiful da-a-a-ay

# So throw those curtains wide

# One day like this a year'd see me right

# Throw those curtains wide

# One day like this a year'd see me right

# Throw those curtains wide

# One day like this a year'd see me right

# Throw those curtains wide

# One day like this a year'd see me right

# Holy cow, I love your eyes

# And only now I see the light

# Holy cow, I love your eyes

# And only now I see the light

# Throw those curtains wide

# One day like this a year'd see me right

# Throw those curtains wide

# One day like this a year'd see me right

# Throw those curtains wide

# One day like this a year'd see me right

# Throw those curtains wide

# One day like this a year'd see me right

# Throw those curtains wide

# One day like this a year'd see me right

# Throw those curtains wide

# One day like this a year'd see me right... #

Your turn, Glastonbury!

# Throw those curtains wide

# One day like this a year'd see me right

# Throw those curtains wide

# One day like this a year'd see me right

# Throw those curtains wide

# One day like this a year'd see me right

# Throw those curtains wide

# One day like this a year'd see me right... #

Two more.

# Throw those curtains wide

# One day like this a year'd see me right... #

Just you.

# Throw those curtains wide

# One day like this a year'd see me right. #

CHEERING

# Another, 'nother day

# I take your pain away

# Some people talk about ya Like they know all about ya

# When you get down, they doubt ya

# And when you dip it on the scene

# Yeah, they talkin' about it

# Cos they can't dip on the scene

# Whatcha talk about it? T-T-Talkin' about it

# When you get elevated They love it or they hate it

# You dance up on them haters Keep gettin' funky on the scene

# Why they jumpin' round ya? They tryin' to take all your dreams

# But you can't allow it

# Cos, baby, whether I'm high or low

# Baby, whether I'm high or low

# I gotta tip on the tightrope

-# T-T-Tip on the tightrope

-Tip, tip on it

# Baby, baby Whether I'm high or low

# Baby, whether I'm high or low

-# I gotta tip on the tightrope

-Tip, tip on it

# Now let me see you do the tightrope

-# Tip, tip on it

-I'm still tippin' on it

# See, I'm not walkin' on it Or tryin' to run around it

# This ain't no acrobatics You either follow or your lead

# Yeah, I'm talkin' about you I'll keep on blamin' the machine

# Yeah, I'm talkin' about it T-T-Talkin' about it

# I can't complain about it I gotta keep my balance

# And just keep dancin' on it

# We gettin' funky on the scene Yeah, you know about it

# Like a star on the screen Watch me tip all on it

# Cos, baby Whether I'm high or low

# Baby, whether I'm high or low

# I gotta tip on the tightrope

-# Tip, tip on it

-Yeah, tip on the tightrope

# Tip, tip on it

# Baby, baby Whether I'm high or low

-# Whether I'm high or low

-High or low

-# Tip on the tightrope

-Tip, tip on it

-# Now let me see you tightrope

-Tip, tip on it

# And I'm still tippin' on it

# I tip on alligators And little old rattle snakers

# But I'm another flavour Something like a terminator

# Ain't no equivocatin' I fight for what I believe

# Why you talkin' about it She's talkin' about it

# Some callin' me a sinner Some callin' me a winner

# I'm callin' you to dinner And you know exactly what I mean

# Yeah, I'm talkin' about you You can rock or you can leave

# Watch me tip without you

# Cos, baby, whether I'm high or low

# Whether I'm high or low I'm gonna tip on the tightrope

# Ohh-ohhhh-ohh

# Baby, baby Whether I'm high or low

# Baby, whether I'm high or low

# I gotta tip on the tightrope

# Now, baby, tip on your tightrope

# I said you can't get too high

# We can't get too high

# I said you can't get too low

# We can't get too low

# Cos you get too high

# You can't get too high

# No, you'll surely be low

# You'll surely be low

# One, two, three

# Yeah

# Yeah, now, now, now Now shut up

# Yeah, yeah, yeah

# Yeah, yeah, yeah

# Now put some voodoo on it

# Ladies and gentlemen

# The funky horn section in Metropolis

# Yeah, yeah, yeah

# Oh

# We call that classy brass

# Yeah

# Ohhh-oh-ohh

# Ohhh-ohhh-oh

# Ohhh-ohh-ohh-oh

# Oh, no

# Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

# Yeah, yeah

# Oh

# You gotta find your balance

# You got to stay on the deep

# Ah, ahh

# Baby

# Yeah

# Ohhhh

# I said

# One more time with the tightrope

# One more time

# One more time

# One more, one more One more time. #

CHEERING

# I said

# One more time with the tightrope

# One more time

# One more time

# One more, one more, one more One more, one more, one more time

# Tightrope

# Oh-ohh-ohh

# Yeah-ah-ah-ah

# Yeah-ah-ah

# Yeah-ah-ah-ah

# Get low, get low

# Get low-ow-ow-ow. #

CHEERING

SPANISH-STYLE GUITAR PLAYS

Hola, welcome to the Common, Glastonbury's newest late night area.

One thing you must do when you're here is have your picture taken in the photo booth.

Oh!

Mwah. Mwah.

Don't touch my face!

We're imported from Colombia. Si, si.

And we bring all of our finest things,

like very expensive wallpapers, tiger shades,

custom-built for my liking because I love tigers. Rarr!

OK, I'm now ready for my close-up in the photo booth.

OK, darling, I think we need you to sit down on the tiger.

I'm going to give you some props.

You need to look good in the face, OK?

Uno, dos, tres...

Queso!

It's now the early hours of the morning.

We're outside Copper Dollar.

It's time to show you a little bit of the dark side of the field.

This is macabre and full of undead carnies.

In we go!

As you enter the family mausoleum,

you walk down a dark corridor of many illusions.

So glad to see you here!

And you'll find plenty of skeletons to dance with,

things to join in with, moments of magic.

These are all messages from people to lost loved ones.

It's their tree of the dead.

# Here we go!

# Hey, girl

# Hey, boy

# Superstar DJs

# Here we go!

# Hey, girl

# Hey, boy

# Superstar DJs

# Here we go!

# Here we go! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you for coming to see us tonight.

We hope you have a good time tomorrow with Beyonce and Paul Simon.

# I turn the music up I got my records on

# I shut the world outside Till the lights come on

# Maybe the streets alight Maybe the trees are gone

# I feel my heart start beating to my favourite song

# And all the kids, they dance All the kids, all night

# Until Monday morning seems another life

# I turn the music up I'm on a roll this time

# And heaven is in sight

# I turn the music up I got my records on

# From underneath the rubble Sing a rebel song

# Don't want to see another generation drop

# I'd rather be a comma than a full stop

# Maybe I'm in the black Maybe I'm on my knees

# Maybe I'm in the gap between the two trapezes

# My heart is beating My pulses start

# Cathedrals in my heart

# And so we saw

# Oh, this light

# I swear you emerge blinking into

# To tell me it's all right

# As we soar walls

# Every siren is a symphony

# And every tear's a waterfall

# Is a waterfall

# Ah, is a waterfall

# Ah, ah-ah, is a waterfall

# Every teardrop is a waterfall

# Ah, ah-ah

# So you can hurt

# Hurt me bad

# But still I'll raise

# Raise the flag

# Whoo... # Glasto, come on!

# It was a wa-a-a-aterfall

# A wa-a-a-aterfall

# Whoa

# Whoa

# Whoa-oh-oh

# Whoa-oh

# Every tear, every tear

# Every teardrop is a waterfall

# Every tear, every tear

# Every teardrop is a waterfall... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# A man walks down the street He says, why am I soft in the middle now?

# Why am I soft in the middle? The rest of my life's so hard

# I need a photo-opportunity I want a shot at redemption

# Don't want to end up a cartoon In a cartoon graveyard

# Bonedigger, bonedigger

# Dogs in the moonlight Far away my well-lit door

# Mr Beerbelly, Beerbelly Get these mutts away from me

# You know I don't find this stuff amusing any more

# If you'll be my bodyguard I could be your long lost pal

# I could call you Betty And Betty, when you call me

# You can call me Al

# A man walks down the street He says, why am I short of attention?

# I got a short little span of attention

# All my nights are so long

# Where's my wife and family? What if I die here?

# Who'll be my role-model

# Now that my role-model's gone, gone

# He ducked back down the alley with some roly-poly little bat-faced girl

# All along, along

# There were incidents and accidents There were hints and allegations

# If you'll be my bodyguard I could be your long lost pal

# I could call you Betty And Betty, when you call me

# You can call me Al

# Call me Al

# A man walks down the street A street in a strange world

# Maybe it's the Third World Maybe it's his first time around

# He doesn't speak the language He holds no currency

# He is a foreign man He is surrounded by...

# The sound, the sound

# There's cattle in the marketplace There's scatterlings and orphanages

# He looks around, all around

# He sees angels in the architecture Spinning in infinity

# He says amen, hallelujah!

# I could call you Betty Betty, when you call me

# You can call me Al

# Call me Al Na-na-na-na

# Na-na-na-na

# Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na

# Na-na-na-na

# Na-na-na-na

# Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na

# Oh-oh-oh, now

# Oh, oh, now

# Oh, oh, now

# Here's the bass, b-b-b-bass

# If you'll be my bodyguard I could be your long lost pal

# I could call you Betty Betty, when you call me

# You can call me Al

# Call me Al

# Here it comes. #

# Well, I don't wanna wake up in the morning

# But I've got to face the day

# That's what all the friends I do not like as much as you say

# I don't wanna do things independently

# But I can't make you stay

# That's what all the friends I do not like as much as you say

# But if you wanna come back It's all right, it's all right

# It's all right if you wanna come back

# Do you wanna come back? It's all right, it's all right

# It's all right if you wanna come back to me

# Well, I don't wanna see you with another guy

# But the fact is that I may

# That's what all the friends I do not like as much as you say

# Give it just another couple months or so

# Then you'll be OK

# That's what all the friends I do not like as much as you say

# All alone, all alone

# I, I am on my own

# Alone, all alone

# I, I am on my own

# But if you wanna come back It's all right, it's all right

# It's all right if you wanna come back

# Do you wanna come back? It's all right, it's all right

# It's all right if you wanna come back to me

# Do you wanna come back? It's all right, it's all right

# It's all right if you wanna come back

# Do you wanna come back? It's all right, it's all right

# It's all right if you wanna come back

# Do you wanna come back? It's all right, it's all right

# It's all right if you wanna come back

# Do you wanna come back? It's all right, it's all right

# It's all right if you wanna come back to me. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Wretchro Boy

# Josh Kumra

# No, no Oh, yeah

-# Don't go

-Check

# Glasto

# Oh, yeah

# I don't know where you come from

-# But you're everywhere I go

-Check

# Oh, yeah

-# I don't know why you chose me

-Why me? Why me?

# But as long as you're here

# I don't need to know

-# So don't go

-Check

# See, when I got introduced to you Yeah

# I knew I'd be true to you

# And everyone wanted a piece

# You whispered to me that sweet guys you love

# Yeah, and I feel it in my soul

# So it's like you're always with me on the road

# Phone in my hand while I listen to you moan

# And everybody in the car wants to try and get involved

# Whoa, but then you make a silly tone

# Puppy love now I'm like give a dog a bone

# Shut me up, how I can breathe whenever flow

# Our love's concrete We should leave a setting stone

-# So don't go

-And if ever I'm in doubt

# Yeah, see You forever calm me down

# Check, and sometimes I'm a dummy

# I know I would've crashed if you never was around, don't go

# So don't go

-# Don't leave

-Check

# Please stay with me

-# Oh, yeah

-Cos you are

# The only thing I need

-# To get by

-To get by

-# To get by

-Let's get by

# Yeah, I spend a little change on you

# But you always give it back

# Cos I know you ain't here for the money

# See, you just wanna see me be the man

# So I earnt my respect like a true gentleman

# All rumours were capital irrelevant

# We should get three two emblems

# I give my life to you That's a street settlement

-# So don't go

-Yeah

# I'm feeling ever so emotional

# Cos I never had nothing when approaching you

# Sitting with a straight face on a poker move

# Why a song like this has been overdue

# Due over time, time over

# Love drunk You and I would die sober

# I'm in this for forever and a day

# That's why anywhere I go They've got to put you on a plane

# So don't go

-# Don't leave

-Don't leave

# Please stay with me

# You gotta stay with me Cos you are

# The only thing I need

-# To get by

-To get by

-# To get by

-Let's get by

# See, I swear

# I ain't ever seen the sky so clear

# I say together we're gonna make history

# So why would you wanna be elsewhere?

-# Elsewhere

-See, I swear

# I ain't never seen the sky so clear

# I say together We're gonna make history

# So why would you wanna be elsewhere?

-# Elsewhere

-No, don't leave me now

# Don't go, leave me now

# You've got to stay right here

# Until my dark days into light years

-# I'm gonna shine, yeah

-No, don't leave me now

# Don't go, leave me now

# Losing you is one of my fears

# But I ain't selfish I'll share if I have to

-# So don't go

-I told them don't go

-# Don't leave

-I told them don't leave

# Please stay That's right, you've gotta stay

-# With me

-You've gotta stay with me

# Cos you are

# The only thing I need

-# To get by

-To get by

-# To get by

-To get by

-# So don't go

-Don't go

-# Don't leave

-Don't leave

-# Please stay

-You've gotta stay

-# With me

-You've gotta stay with me

# Cos you are the only thing

# I need

-# To get by

-To get by

-# To get by

-To get by

# To get by. #

Oh, yeah.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# She said, I love you, boy I love your soul

# She said, I love you, baby Oh, oh, oh, ohhh-oh-oh

# She said, I love you more than words can say

# She said, I love you, bay-ay-ay-ay, baby