Arctic Monkeys Glastonbury

This programme contains and scenes of

Stage in 2007. Now, they return in 2013 as Glastonbury veterans, older,

wiser and to finish what they began. Here is their journey so far.

Arctic Monkeys. ... A band from Sheffield are set to have the

fastest-selling debut album since chart records began. After an

impressive 2005, the Arctic Monkeys' rise to fame continued as the band

began to take the world by storm. You meet people and they go, "Are

you enjoying it?" No, it is shit! string of music awards followed,

including a hat-trick of NME, a BRIT and a Mercury Music Prize.

winner is Arctic Monkeys. Somebody call 999! In 2007, album two topped

the charts and Arctic Monkeys made headlines again. The band, the

Arctic Monkeys, have made music history. Later that year, the band

played their first Glastonbury. Their set featured a tribute to Dame

Shirley Bassey. # Diamonds are forever.

# Hold one up... # Arctic Monkeys returned in 2009 with

slick new haircuts and a slicker number one album.

# The next time I caught my own reflection... #

It is brilliant. They tell life as it is! The summer of 2011 saw the

group return to Sheffield for a homecoming gig. And knocking Lady

Gaga from pole position to cement their place in chart history. The

lads embarked on a tour across the USA but continued to make British

music history when they came together to perform at last year's

Olympics Opening Ceremony. As the band flew back to LA, fans were left

anticipating the Arctic Monkeys' next move, soon to be revealed on

Twitter. With the promise of a fifth album, their Glastonbury set might

just premiere some brand-new material. And maybe some fancy new

haircuts. You will have to wait and see. Returning to the Pyramid Stage,

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they are Arctic Monkeys and you # Have you got colour

# That sticks around like something in your teeth?

# Are there some aces up your sleeve?

# Have you no idea that you're in deep?

# I dreamt about you nearly every night this week

# How many secrets can you keep?

# Cos there's this tune I've found that makes me think of you somehow

# And I play it on repeat until I fall asleep

# Spilling drinks on my settee

# Do I wanna know? If this feeling flows both ways

# Sad to see you go Sorta hoping that you'd stay

# Baby we both know That the nights were mainly made for

# Saying things that you can't say tomorrow day

# Crawling back to you

# Ever thought of calling when you've had a few?

# Cos I always do

# Maybe I'm too busy being yours to fall for somebody new

# Now I've thought it through Crawling back to you

# So have you got the guts?

# Been wondering if your heart's still open

# And if so I wanna know what time it shuts

# Simmer down and pucker up I'm sorry to interrupt

# It's just I'm constantly on the cusp of trying to kiss you

# But I dunno if you feel the same as I do

# But we could be together if you wanted to

# Do I wanna know? If this feeling flows both ways

# Sad to see you go Was sorta hoping that you'd stay

# Baby, we both know

# That the nights were mainly made for saying

# Things that you can't say tomorrow day

# Crawling back to you

# Crawling back to you

# Ever thought of calling when you've had a few?

# Cos I always do

# Maybe I'm too busy being yours to fall for somebody new

# Now I've thought it through

# Crawling back to you

# Do I wanna know? If this feeling flows both ways

# Sad to see you go Was sorta hoping that you'd stay

# Baby we both know That the nights were mainly

# Made for saying things that you can't say tomorrow day

# Do I wanna know? Too busy being yours to fall

# Sad to see you go Ever thought of calling, darling?

# Do I wanna know?

# Do you want me crawling back to you? #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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# Brian Top marks for not trying

# So kind of you To bless us with your effortlessness

# We're grateful And so strangely comforted

# And I wonder

# Are you playing us under?

# Because we can't take our eyes Off your T-shirt and tie combination

# Well, see you later, elevator

# Someone to kiss Someone to kick you

# There's not a net You couldn't slip through

# Well, at least That's the impression I get

# Because you're smooth And you're wet

# And she's not aware yet But she's yours

# She'll be saying, use me

# Show me the Jacuzzi

# I imagine that It's there on a plate

# You're a wrong liberate Means you'll never be frightened

# To make them wait for a while I doubt it's your style

# Not to get

# What you set out to

# Acquire The eyes are on fire

# You are the unforecasted storm

# Calm, collected and commanding You leave the other story standing

# With your ignitions and jokes Bet there's hundreds of blokes

# That have wept cos you've Stolen their...

# Thunder

# Are you putting us under?

# Cos we can't take our eyes Off your T-shirt and tie combination

# Well, see you later, elevator. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

How

How you

How you feeling,

good? Are you feeling good? CROWD: Yes!

That's what I thought. Are you in a party mood, everybody? It's Friday

night! Do you feel like you all want # For you to say the first word

(BOTH) # Well don't you always

# It's what you're there for # Instead you'll just do the same

(BOTH) # The only reason (BOTH) # Well don't you always

# Get on your dancing shoes You sexy little swine

# Hoping they're looking for you

# Sure you'll be rummaging through

# Oh and the ... shock, horror

# You've seen your future bride, yeah

# But it's so so absurd

# For you to say the first word

# So you're waiting and waiting, and. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you

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# Go into business # But just don't sit down

# But just don't sit down # Fill in a circular hole

# But just don't sit down # Do the Macarena

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# But just don't sit down CROWD: We love you Arctics, we do!

We are going to play some new shit, we are going to play old shit and

things which are Glastonbury special, you know what I'm saying?

We are going to play all night long, does that sound good?

CROWD: Yeah! # Despair to the point

# The sheer desperation to be seen

# Staring at the television screen

# Despair to the point where they provoke you

# To tell the ... punch line before you have told the joke

# Sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist It wasn't in the top 100 list

# And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder

# Don't be surprised when you get bent over

# He told ya that you were gagging for it

# She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed

# The kids all dream of making it whatever that means

# Another variation on a theme

# A tangle on the television and the magazine

# D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?

# D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?

# That says we are defenders

# Of any poseur or professional pretender around

# When did your list replace the twist and turn?

# Like the fist replaced the kissed-on concern

# And if you're bothered I don't want your prayers

# Save it for the morning after

# And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder

# Don't be surprised when you get bent over

# He told ya that you were dying for it

# Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker

# Not quick enough Can I have it quicker?

# Already thick and you're getting thicker

# Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker

# Not quick enough Can I have it quicker?

# Already thick and you're getting thicker

# Assuming that all things are equal

# Who'd want to be men of the people

# When there's people like you?

# You. #

# Outside the cafe by the cracker factory

# You were practising a magic trick

# And my thoughts got rude As you talked and chewed

# On the last of your pick 'n' mix

# Said you're mistaken if you're thinking that I had been cold before

# As you bit into your strawberry lace

# And then a flip in your attention in the form of a gobstopper

# Is all you have left and all was going to waste

# Your past times

# Consisted of the strange And twisted and deranged

# And I love that little game you had called

# Crying Lightning

# And how you like to aggravate the ice cream man on rainy afternoons

# The next time that I caught my own reflection

# The next time that I caught my own reflection

# It was on its way to meet you Thinking of excuses to postpone

# You never looked like yourself from the side

# But your profile could not hide

# The fact you knew I was approaching your throne

# With folded arms you occupy the bench like toothache

# Stood and puffed your chest out like you never lost a war

# And though I tried so not to suffer the indignity of a reaction

# There was no cracks to grasp or gaps to claw

# And your past times

# Consisted of the strange And twisted and deranged

# And I hate that little game you had called

# Crying Lightning

# And how you like to aggravate the icky man on rainy afternoons

# Uninviting

# But not half as impossible as everyone assumes

# You are Crying Lightning

# Your past times

# Consisted of the strange And twisted and deranged

# And I hate that little game you had called

# Crying Lightning

# Crying Lightning

# Crying Lightning

# Consisted of the strange # And I hate that little game

the Arctic Monkeys. CHEERING

My name is Alex. I would like to introduce to you the rest of the

band over the course of the evening. I like to start with this young man

over here on the drum kit, everybody.

CHEERING His name is Matthew. If you like

him, why don't you tell him you like him?

CHEERING You want to think yourselves very

lucky because n only is he going to play the drums, he is going to sing

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# I want a brick by brick # I want a brick by brick

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# I want a brick by brick # Fake tales of San Francisco

# Echo through the room # More point to a wedding disco

# Without a bride or groom # There's a super cool band yeah

# With their trilbies and their glasses of white wine

# And all the weekend rock stars in the toilets

# Practising their lines # I don't want to hear you

# Kick me out, kick me out # I don't want to hear you no

# Kick me out, kick me out # I don't want to hear you no

# Fake tales of San Francisco # Echo through the air

# And there's a few bored faces in the back

# All wishing they weren't there # And auz the microphone squeaks

# A young girl's telephone beeps # Yeah she's dashing for the exit

# Oh, she's running to the streets outside

# Oh, you've saved me # She screams down the line #

The band were fucking wank # And I'm not having a nice time

# I don't want to hear you # Kick me out, kick me out

# I don't want to hear you no # Kick me out, kick me out

# Yeah, but his bird thinks it's amazing, though,

# So all that's left # Is the proof that love's not only

blind but deaf # He talks of San Francisco, he's

from Hunter's Bar # I don't quite know the distance

# But I'm sure that's far, # Yeah, I'm sure that's pretty far

# Yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem

# You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham

# So get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook

# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah # Get off the bandwagon and put down

the handbook # Get off the bandwagon and put down

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# She's thunderstorms # Lying on her front

# Up against the wall # She's thunderstorms

# I've been feeling foolish # You should try it

# She came and substituted # The peace and quiet for

# She's been loop-the-looping # Her motorcycle boots

# Of acrobatic blood Concertina

# Cheating heartbeat Rapid fire

# She's thunderstorms Lying on her front

# Up against the wall She's thunderstorms

# In an unusual place When you're feeling far away

# She does what the night does to the day

# She's thunderstorms Lying on her front

# Up against the wall She's thunderstorms

# Thunderstorms, thunderstorms. #

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# Old yellow bricks, love's a risk Quite the little escapologist

# Love's so miffed when you wish

# For a thousand places better than this

# You are the fugitive but you don't know what you're running from

# You can't kid us and you couldn't trick anyone

# Houdini, love, you don't know what you're running away from

# Who wants to sleep in a city that never wakes up?

# She was enraged by the way

# That the emperor put traps in the cage

# And the days, she deemed dull

# Leading to nights reading beer bottles

# You're such a fugitive but you don't know what you're running from

# You can't kid us and you couldn't trick anyone

# Houdini, love, you don't know what you're running away from

# Who wants to sleep in a city that never wakes up?

# Blinded by nostalgia

# Who wants to sleep in a city that never wakes up?

# You're at a loss just because

# It wasn't all that you thought it was

# You are the fugitive but you don't know what you're running away from

# She said, "I want to sleep in a city that never wakes up

# "And revel in nostalgia" "I know," I said

# "He wants to sleep in a city that never wakes up

# "But Dorothy was right, though". #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Thank

Thank you

Thank you very

CROWD: Yeah! Are you having a good time at the

moon music, everybody. I want you to -- I want to introduce you the white

# The tramp with the trampoline # So spark is a charm

# And the bicycle wheels all struggle to move round

# In your muddy mind

# Blatantly cape town

# And will intertwine in co-operative time

# Shall we sit on the springs till the mung goes dry?

# All the pretty visitors came and waved their arms

# All the pretty visitors came and waved their arms

# And cast the shadow of a snake pit on the wall

# All the pretty visitors came and waved their arms

# And cast the shadow of a snake pit on the...

# What came first the chicken or the dickhead?

# Split sleep reaps through rewards and ill-fitting thoughts

# A twilight force She doesn't wanna walk

# Your legs start running and your head gets caught

# Cannot be 19

# It's perfectly placed for the reasonably frightening

# Pulled from the after taste You'll have to s lip away

# And I'm happy to say

# Behold as the crook in a hammock plays...

# All the pretty visitors came and waved their arms

# And cast the shadow of a snake pit on the wall

# All the pretty visitors came and waved their arms

# And cast the shadow of a snake pit on the wall...

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# Behold as the crook in the hammock plays

# Crawling with the base of the scales

# And fiddles with the feet on a balancing act

# Gagged, bound and craft in a tale

# Trailing wrapped in a gasp

# Crawling with the base of the scales

# And ... fiddles with the feet on a balancing act

# You were gagged Bound and craft in a tale

# Trailing wrapped in a gasp

# All the pretty visitors came and waved their arms

# And cast the shadow of a snake pit on the wall

# All the pretty visitors came and waved their arms

# And cast the shadow of a snake pit on the wall. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank

Thank you

Thank you very

those fellas out there that were didn't want to wave their arms. This

# Stop making the eyes at me # And what it is that surprises me

# And your shoulders are frozen Cold as the night

# Oh, but you're an explosion You're dynamite

# Your name isn't Rio but I don't care for sand

# Lighting the fuse might result in a bang, with a bang - go!

# I bet that you look good on the dancefloor

# I don't know if you're looking for romance or

# I don't know what you're looking for

# I said I bet that you look good on the dancefloor

# Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984

# From 1984!

# From 1984!

# I wish you'd stop ignoring me because you're sending me to despair

# Without a sound, yeah You're calling me

# And I don't think it's very fair

# That your shoulders are frozen Cold as the night

# Oh, you're an explosion You're dynamite

# Your name isn't Rio but I don't care for sand

# Lighting the fuse might result in a bang, with a bang - go!

# I bet that you look good on the dancefloor

# I don't know if you're looking for romance, or

# I don't know what you're looking for

# I said I bet that you look good on the dancefloor

# Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984

# From 1984!

# Oh there ain't no love No Montagues or Capulets

# Just banging tunes in DJ sets

# And dirty dancefloors and dreams of naughtiness

# Well, I bet that you look good on the dancefloor

# Well, I bet that you look good on the dancefloor

# I don't know if you're looking for romance, or

# I don't know what you're looking for

# I said I bet that you look good on the dancefloor

# Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984

# From 1984! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Give

Give it

Give it up

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# Do me a favour, break my nose # Do me a favour

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# Too heavy to hold # She said, do me a favour

# Perhaps... might be too kind

# Perhaps ... off might be too kind. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Glastonbury,

Glastonbury, Glastonbury?

CHEERING

CHEERING I

I love

I love you.

I love you. Let's

I love you. Let's park all that showmanship shit for a moment. I

want to tell you I'm yours. The question is, however, are you mine,

# Tracy Island, time-travelling # Could have shaped heartaches

# In some velvet morning Years too late

# She's a silver lining, lone ranger

# Riding through an open space in my mind

# When she's not right there beside me

# I go crazy, cos here isn't where I wanna be

# And satisfaction feels like a distant memory

# And I can't help myself

# All I wanna hear her say is "Are you mine?"

# Well, are you mine? Are you mine? Are you mine?

# I guess what I'm trying to say is

# I need the deep end Keep imagining meeting

# Wished away entire lifetimes Unfair we're not somewhere

# Misbehaving for days, great escape Lost track of time and space

# She's a silver lining Climbing on my desire

# And I go crazy cos here isn't where I wanna be

# And satisfaction feels like a distant memory

# And I can't help myself

# All I wanna hear her say is "Are you mine?"

# Well, are you mine? Are you mine tomorrow? Are you mine?

# Or just mine tonight? Are you mine? Are you mine?

# And the thrill of the chase moves in mysterious ways

# So in case I'm mistaken I just wanna hear you say

# "You got me, baby, are you mine?"

# She's a silver lining, lone ranger

# Riding through an open space in my mind

# When she's not right there beside me

# And I go crazy, cos here isn't where I wanna be

# And satisfaction feels like a distant memory

# And I can't help myself

# All I wanna hear her say is "Are you mine?"

# Well, are you mine? Are you mine tomorrow?

# Are you mine? Or just mine tonight?

# Are you mine? Are you mine tomorrow?

# Or just mine tonight? #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

# You landed in a very common crisis

# Everything's in order

# In a black hole, nothing as pretty

# As the past though

# That Bloody Mary's

# Lacking her Tabasco

# A slag, the best you ever had

# The best you ever had

# Is just a memory and those dreams

# Not as daft as they seem

# Not as daft as they seem

# My love when you dream them up

# Flicking through a book of sex tips

# When boys were all electric

# Now when she tells

# She's gonna get it

# I'm guessing that

# She'd rather just forget it

# Clinging to not getting sentimental

# Said she wasn't going

# But she went still

# Likes gentlemen not to be gentle

# Was it a Mecca Dabber

# Or a betting pencil?

# Oh the boy's a slag

# The best you ever had

# The best you ever had

# Is just a memory

# And those dreams

# Not as daft as they seem

# Not as daft as they seem

# My love when you dream them up

# Where did you go?

# Where did you go?

# Where did you go?

# O-oh...

# You're falling about

# You took a left off

# Last Laugh Lane

# You were just sounding it out

# You're not coming back again

# You're falling about

# You took a left off Last Laugh Lane

# You were just sounding it out But you're not coming back again

# You used to get it in your fishnets

# Now you only get it In your night dress

# Discarded all the naughty nights For niceness

# You landed in a very common crisis

# All's in order in a black hole Nothing seems as pretty

# As the past though

# Bloody Mary's lacking her Tabasco

# Remember when you used to be

# A rascal? #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Time

Time for

Time for us

you for having us. Thank you for having us. It's been a

pleasure. We're going to leave you with this one - like we always used

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to in the old days. It's got a # Well, oh, they might wear classic

# But all of that's # The point's that

# And there's the truth that they can't see

# They'd probably like to throw a punch at me

# And if you could only see 'em then you would agree

# Agree that there ain't no romance around there

# You know, oh, it's a funny thing you know?

# We'll tell them if you like We'll tell them all tonight

# They'll never listen Because their minds are made up

# And course it's all OK to carry on that way

# Cos over there there's broken bones

# There's only music so that there's new ringtones

# And it don't take no Sherlock Holmes

# To see it's a little different around here

# Don't get me wrong though There's boys in bands

# And kids who like to scrap with pool cues in their hands

# And just cos he's had a couple of cans

# He thinks it's alright to act like a ...head

# Don't you know, oh it's a funny thing, you know?

# We'll tell them if you like We'll tell them all tonight

# They'll never listen Because their minds are made up

# And course it's all OK to carry on that way

# But I said no, oh no Well, you won't get me to go

# Not anywhere, not anywhere No, I won't go, oh no, no

# Well, over there There's friends of mine

# What can I say, I've known them for a long, long time

# And yet they might overstep the line

# But you just cannot get angry in the same way

# No, not in the same way

# Said not in the same way

# Oh no, oh no, no. #

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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CHEERING

CHEERING AND

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING

CHEERING AND

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank

Thank you,

Thank you, Glastonbury!

Thank you, Glastonbury! Could

Could you

Could you stand

Could you stand a

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# So, love, he kneels before... I'm messing!

# Look at the stars # I'm only kidding now. Pipe down,

pipe down! # I saw you in the bathroom

# She was nothing but a vision Under the water line

# She was close # Close enough to be a ghost

# And kissed whoever # Yeah, I let him go

# I thought I saw you # It was too loud

# It was close # Tell me

# And I'm beginning to think # Yeah, I let him go

# I saw your sister # She was close

# "You can call me anything you want." #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Give

Give a

Give a round

Give a round of applause for guy, by the way. The man in Manchester who

did our string arrangements for us this evening.

While we have our friends out here we might try and do an old Monkeys'

tune everybody. It's one we don't get out very often. Do you want to

hear a tune - one we don't get out very often? All right then!

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# Now then Mardy Bum # And it's like looking

# And it goes off And out come all these words

# Oh there's a very pleasant side to you

# A side I much prefer

# It's one that laughs and jokes around

# Remember cuddles in the kitchen Yeah, to get things off the ground

# And it was up, up and away

# Oh, but it's right hard to remember

# That on a day like today

# When you're all argumentative And you've got the face on

# Well now then Mardy Bum Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I?

# I thought as much Cos you turned over there

# Pulling that silent disappointment face

# The one that I can't bear

# Can't we laugh and joke around Remember cuddles in the kitchen

# Yeah, to get things off the ground And it was up, up and away

# Oh, but it's right hard to remember

# That on a day like today when you're all argumentative

# And you've got the face on

# Yeah, I'm sorry I was late But I missed the train

# And then the traffic was a state

# And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate

# That reoccurs, oh when you say I don't care

# But of course I do Yeah I clearly do!

# So laugh and joke around Remember cuddles in the kitchen

# Yeah, to get things off the ground

# And it was up, up and away Still it's right hard to remember

# That on a day like today When you're all argumentative

# And you've got the face on. #

CHEERING

CHEERING AND

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# So who's that girl there?

# I wonder what went wrong so that she had to roam the streets

# She don't do major credit cards I doubt she does receipts

# It's all not quite legitimate

# And what a scummy man

# Just give him half a chance I bet he'll rob you if he can

# Can see it in his eyes, yeah That he's got a driving ban

# Amongst some other offences

# And I've seen him with girls of the night

# And he told Roxanne to put on her red light

# They're all infected But he'll be all right

# Cos he's a scumbag, don't you know?

# He's a scumbag, don't you know?

# Although you're trying not to listen

# I bet your eyes are staring at the ground

# She makes a subtle proposition

# "I'm sorry, love I'll have to turn you down"

# Oh, he must be up to summat

# Want half a chance to show he's more than likely

# I've got a feeling in my stomach

# I start to wonder what his story might be

# What his story might be

# They said it changes when the sun goes down

# And they said it changes when the sun goes down

# And they said it changes when the sun goes down

# Around here

# Around...here

# Look, here comes a Ford Mondeo Isn't he Mr Inconspicuous?

# And he don't have to say 'owt

# She understands she's here to get picked up

# Bet she's delighted when she sees him

# Pulling in and giving her the eye

# Because she must be ... freezing

# Scantily clad beneath the clear night sky

# She don't stop in the winter, no

# They said it changes when the sun goes down

# And they said it changes when the sun goes down

# And they said it changes when the sun goes down

# Around here

# They said it changes when the sun goes down

# Over the river going out of town

# And they said it changes when the sun goes down

# Around here

# Around...here

# And what a scummy man

# Just give him half a chance I bet he'll rob you if he can

# Can see it in his eyes, yeah That he's got a nasty plan

# I hope you're not involved at all. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Glastonbury,

Glastonbury, while

Glastonbury, while I've

might I ask a favour of you? Would you do me a favour?

It's actually my mum's birthday today and she 's here in the crowd

with you. Is there any chance you Hip-hip! For she's a jolly good

fellow! Thank you everybody. I appreciate

that! Rock'n'roll! I've even got time for one more tune, Glastonbury,

then I'll have to bid you good night. In order to finish this off

properly though, I think we need a little help from our friend - just

the way we did it six years ago, folks. I would like to give you a

hero's welcome. I would like you to bottom of my heart. See you next

time. Have a great weekend, # If it's a 7-hour flight

# With your hands between your thighs

# Stop and wait a sec

# When you look at me like that, my darling

# What did you expect?

# I probably still adore you with your hands around my neck

# Or I did last time I checked

# I'm not shy of a spark

# The knife twists at the thought that I should fall short of the mark

# Frightened by the bite though it's no harsher than the bark

# The middle of adventure such a perfect place to start

# I'm going back to 505

# If it's a 7-hour flight or a 45-minute drive

# In my imagination you're waiting lying on your side

# With your hands between your thighs

# But I crumble completely when you cry

# It seems like once again you've had to greet me with goodbye

# I'm always just about to go and spoil a surprise

# Take my hands off of your eyes too soon

# I'm going back to 505

# If it's a 7-hour flight or a 45-minute drive

# In my imagination you're waiting lying on your side

# With your hands between your thighs and a smile! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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CHEERING

CHEERING AND

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The

The crowd

The crowd absolutely

The crowd absolutely loving Arctic Monkeys at Glastonbury 2013. So

interesting to see them. They are Kind of grew up.

They have grown up in public in many way, haven't they? I have rarely

seen total mast eerie of the main -- mastery of the Main Stage of

Glastonbury. I cannot decide whether he looks like a young billy Furry

or... He looks like the last of the international playboys. He would not

be out of place on a Smith's album cover. A good well done, fellas and

no mistake. We are back until 2am. We'll have live music from a great

friend of ours. A lady on site, she is wearing leggings purchased on

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# Fire me in an oven # Each and every minute I see

# Cheating ourselves to believe we'll be last

# Like a fool I thought it was true

# I was holding your flowers and only you knew

# A diary fills its pages with one eye on the clock

# How long, how long have we got

# Until we're everything we hope to be?

# Terrified while a picture of dignity

# Come eat with me

# At the table of this life. #

SHE WHISTLES MELODY

# La da da da da

# La da da da-da-da

# La da da da-da-da

# All made of glass

# All made of glass

# Yeah, we're all made of glass

# All made of glass

# Cheating ourselves to believe we'll be last

# Like a fool I thought it was true

# I was holding your flowers and only you knew. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That

That was

That was KT

That was KT Tunstall and Made Of Glass. How you are big tomorrow.

the acoustic tent. It sound like it could be rowdy, although you would

think it would be mellow. I am the fill filling between Deacon blue

and... Thank you for that. Thank you very much. It is time to enjoy more

live music now. This is from a headliner on the Other Stage

tonight. Geoff's mum will be cross if we don't play some of his set.

Alex Turner's mum was pleased. is what we're all about on this

show. It is Portishead, live at # Please could you stay awhile

# And the time that I will suffer less

# Is when I never have to wake

# Wandering stars For whom it is reserved

# The blackness of darkness, forever

# Wandering stars For whom it is reserved

# The blackness of darkness, forever

# Those who have seen the needles I now tread

# Like a husk, from which all that was now has fled

# And the masks that the monsters wear

# To feed upon their prey

# Wandering stars For whom it is reserved

# The blackness of darkness, forever

# Wandering stars For whom it is reserved

# The blackness of darkness, forever

# Doubled up inside Take a while to share my grief

# Always doubled up inside Taunted, cruel

# Wandering stars For whom it is reserved

# The blackness The darkness, forever

# Wandering stars For whom it is reserved

# The blackness The darkness, forever. #

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# I saw a saviour A saviour come my way

# I thought I'd see it in the cold light of day

# But now I realise that I'm only for me

# If only I could see Return myself to me

# And recognise the poison in my heart

# There is no other place No-one else I face

# The remedy will agree with how I feel

# Here in my reflecting What more can I say?

# For I am guilty for the voice that I obey

# Too scared to sacrifice the choice chosen for me

# If only I could see Return myself to me

# And recognise the poison in my heart

# There is no other place No-one else I face

# The remedy to agree with how I feel.#

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

# I'm so tired Of playing

# Playing with this bow and arrow

# Gonna give my heart away

# Leave it to the other girls to play

# For I've been a temptress too long

# Just

# Give me a reason to love you

# Give me a reason to be

# A woman

# I just wanna be a woman

# From this time, unchained

# We're all looking at a different picture

# Through this new frame of mind

# A thousand flowers could bloom

# Move over, and give us some room

# Yeah

# Give me a reason to love you

# Give me a reason to be

# A woman

# I just wanna be a woman

# So don't you stop bein' a man

# Just take a little look from our side when you can

# Sow a little tenderness

# No matter if you cry

# Give me a reason to love you

# Give me a reason to be here

# A woman

# It's all I wanna be is a woman

# For this is the beginning of forever and ever

# It's time to move over

# I'm so tired, of playing

# Playing with this bow and arrow

# Gonna give my heart away

# Leave it to the other girls to play

# For I've been a temptress too long. #

# Give me a reason to love you

# Give me a reason to be

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Completely

Completely compelling.

Completely compelling. That

Completely compelling. That was Portishead. You could not look away

for a moment! It was.Cracking! We had... . Corking!

Their live show is so brilliant. With their own images there -

Portishead, but when you meet them in person they are so cheery, such

good company. We have a giant flame Spider behind us. Puffing out fire!

That is a vast flame-based arachnid. I have one in my house! If you want

Joe is waiting to talk to the Arctic Monkeys. Look who I am joined by

now. It is the Arctic Monkeys. How was that? Great. Couldn't have asked

for any more! How did you feel? Buzzing.I

remember when you played '97... Not that old. I was about 11 in 1997

sclanl 200 -- 1997!Last time.

Felt comfortable. Really enjoyed ourselves. Party time. I do remember

standing watching, I think it was Elbow or someone like that and you

were on the stage. I spoke to you briefly. You were watching whoever

it was on the stage and you said something about, yeah, last time we

played we didn't quite get it. Totally. You said I want to come

Totally. You said I want to come back here and headline. Maybe

Coldplay. It was like Garvy and me and you and Ashcroft.

It freaked me out. I thought it was really interesting

because you made the point, you were studying and you were like, we've

got to come back here - it was like unfinished business. A bit of that.

We were so new to it all like before, it was a bit mad that we

probably got to headline it so soon, but and we had the bad weather and

thaw. You also said you didn't understand Glastonbury. The first

time any of us had ever been. Since then we have probably been every

year and got to know it and understood what it is a bit more.

How do you make it as good as it was tonight - you did nail it

completely. . Thank you, Jo. How did you go about it? We tried to cover

every bit with our fabric. We have leather upstairs. We have denim

here. We have mo hair on the end there.

You were channelling Elvis when you were on stage - you were with the

spirit of Elvis - is that fair to say? It's a compliment. That is very

fair to me. Is it fair to say though, Jo? It is a question.

seem like you were becoming a different performer. . Maybe. We

play 1,000 shows like in the last few years and just you can't just,

yeah, I don't know. Eventually... Is your mum really here tonight.

is. And it is her birthday.That would be a weird lie otherwise.

would have been a sick joke. What a strange lie! And I wanted to cry

when you did that with the strings. I cry easily, it doesn't take much.

We have Guy. Guy Garvey.He, we got him on board. He wrote the string

arrangement - that is why they sounded like Elbow tunes if you are

wondering. He did a great job. Thanks Guy. What happens from now,

for the rest of the night? I don't know. Who knows? Into the abouts by

somewhere? I don't know. We're all pretty like - although we don't seem

it, we are pumped up. This is as pumped up as I have ever seen it -

this is as good as you've ever got! You are even going to air this.

will make it to air. Well done. You need to choose a track now.

Something from your set and we will play it out. What was your favourite

moment of the set? I don't know really. Why don't you choose.

choose your band. What did you enjoy doing? Are You Mine. The first time

we played it on these shores. That was enjoyable. Is that all right?

# Lone ranger riding # Lone ranger riding

# Tracy Island, time-travelling # Well, are you mine?

# I need the deep end # Wished away entire lifetimes

# Misbehaving for days, great escape Lost track of time and space

# She's a silver lining Climbing on my desire

# And I go crazy cos here isn't where I wanna be

# And satisfaction feels like a distant memory

# And I can't help myself

# All I wanna hear her say is "Are you mine?"

# Well, are you mine? Are you mine tomorrow? Are you mine?

# Or just mine tonight? Are you mine? Are you mine?

# And the thrill of the chase moves in mysterious ways

# So in case I'm mistaken I just wanna hear you say

# "You got me, baby, are you mine?"

# She's a silver lining, lone ranger

# Riding through an open space in my mind

# When she's not right there beside me

# And I go crazy, cos here isn't where I wanna be

# And satisfaction feels like a distant memory

# And I can't help myself

# All I wanna hear her say is "Are you mine?"

# Well, are you mine? Are you mine tomorrow?

# Are you mine? Or just mine tonight?

# Are you mine? Are you mine tomorrow?

# Or just mine tonight? #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING We

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING We have

plagued by daddy-long-legs. There was one on the centre of the camera.

They have come in here for the warmth! The Arctic Monkeys there.

Just in case you missed them before. Lauren, there are so many things on

at Glastonbury. If you missed any of them, would there be any ways you

could see them again? Funny you should ask! It is the first digital

Glastonbury. There are many options for the viewer. First, go to the

website. Of course, you can watch the live stream as well as on your

TV. Wow!Your computer, your red button, your mobile phone, tablet.

Could you get it on a microwave or food blender? Peer into your food

processor or shout at a toaster! One of the headline acts over the three

days is going to pop out. Marvellous. You have no excuse.

While you contemplate which way you would like to watch, try this from

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# Under a sky # No-one sees

# Waiting, watching it happening # Don't hurry, give it time

# Things are the way # They have to be

# Slow down, give it time # Still life, you know I'm listening

# The moment that you want is coming # If you give it time

# When you wake up # You will find me

# When you wake up # You will find me

# Under a sky, no-one else sees # Yourself appears in front of me

# The sky clear, the sun hits, I'm here

# Waiting, what's happening # The moment that you want is coming

# If you give it time # when you wake up

# When you wake up # You will find me

# When you wake up # When you wake up

# You will find me # When you wake up

# You wake up # You will find me

# When you wake up # You will find me

# When you wake up # You wake up

# You will find me # When you wake up

# You will find me # When you wake up

# You wake up # You will find me

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when you wake up sounded wonderful. He looked like

Eric Turner's taller brother. much so. Also, shades of Simple

Minds in 1979. Indeed.Fabulous headline set. Yes.I tell you who

else was good today. Who else was that? Tame Impala performed a

fantastic live session for us earlier. Why not leave the telly on.

# Shaking his big grey trunk # And it's not like mister shook

# There must be something deep down # He's got friends

# Oh, look there he is now coming down the stairs

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# He pulled the mirrors off his Cadillac

# Cos he doesn't like it looking like he looks back

# He talks like his opinion is a simple fact

# Somebody grabbed his collar

# He cried the whole way home

# He won't remember a thing till they start again

# That's how it is till the end Yeah. #

If

If you

If you can't

child freaking out, then really, you need to have a word with yourself!

All the guitars are available, but those are like the best. Now we are

going to have a bit of magic. Welcome to Magic Singh. How are

things in theatreland? They have been fantastic. I believe it's been

an expensive day. You might be in need of some cash help? I do. Have

you any on you? I do. How much would you like? I don't carry cash!Fiver?

I want to make sure everyone can see this. It is a �5 note. If I fold

this one, we get a square shape. Then one more time, we get a

rectangle. Then we get a square shape. Watch this. One more fold. I

will change this. It is looking good! There we go. Hello?That is

excellent. I will take that later! You will probably notice the T-shirt

I'm wearing. All the bands that are playing are on here. I will try

to... Name one of the bands on this T-shirt. It is tricky. Public Enemy.

Disclosure. Dizzee was great. Arctic Monkeys. The Stones. They are the

big story. They are playing tomorrow night. Headlining on the Pyramid

Stage. It has to be The Rolling Stones. We will use a T-shirt. Let's

shake this for a moment. Shake it!I think we got it. Woah! Magic! You

can make yourself a fortune! You are going to rake it in. Brilliant.

Thank you 6789 We should do one more thing. -- Thank you. We should do

one more thing. You are wearing a ring. That is beautiful. Can I

borrow one of those? It is cut glass. If this gets lost, I'm unwed!

It was going to Cash Converters on Monday! Place one of your hands nice

and flat. You can see how it is clear. You can see the ring as well.

Here is the idea. Let's throw it down the hill! I will hold this. I

want you to give you my wallet just in case. Watch the ring. Here we go.

It withers away. Oh my goodness, I'm single! Is that good or bad? I gave

you my wallet as well. You have been holding that. Inside here, I have a

gift for you to say thanks. I will get your ring in a minute. I have a

zip compartment just here. Inside here, I should have an envelope -

yeah, that should do it. Have a look inside. Can you hold my mic? I can.

He has a sticker on the back! Classic! Oh my God, it is in there!

Look. Can you see that? Extraordinary, people. Look at that!

That is inside. Wow. Do you want to check if that still fits? That is

incredible. I'm going to drop it. Can you get it? This is like my

wedding! Thank you so much. That is amazing. My pleasure.APPLAUSE

see a boat today. We are both married. We will discuss the

details. Let's go back to the West Holts Stage and this is Seasick

# I like big old farm tractors # And things that dig up

# And go real loud like they were meant to

# I like looking at fields When they've just been cut

# Looking at the pigs When they do the rut

# I love the way hay smells When it's stacked in a barn

# These are a few things Gonna find on the farm

# Down on the farm

# Do-do-do do-do do-do-do do-do do-do-do

# Do-do-do do-do do-do-do do-do do-do-do

# Yeah, down on the farm

# I love the way Farm supply stores smell

# The mix of seed, work and clothes And oil and more

# You can get a new shovel Get a new rake

# Get your chainshaw sharpened But you might have to wait

# They got coffee Yeah, they got coffee

# Do-do-do do-do do-do-do do-do do-do-do

# Do-do-do do-do do-do-do do-do do-do-do

# Yeah, they got coffee, baby

# Down on the farm Down on the farm

# Down on the farm Down on the farm

# I think I'll go out And wash my old John Deere

# Hang on just a minute What's that I hear?

# My friend Dan Playing drums in the barn

# Guess we gonna rock 'n' roll Down on the farm

# Yeah, down on the farm

# Down on the farm Down on the farm

# Down on the farm Down on the farm

# Down on the farm Down on the farm

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Down on the farm CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

stage, these days they call it the West Holts Stage. That was Seasick

Steve. I saw Steve earlier on. I said you are looking mighty fine. He

said, 've surfing." He was on good form. This afternoon, I had a

tactical siesta. I heard the whole of Miles Kane's set whilst lying on

my bed. That sounds all right! I was here since 7.00pm. I started out

with Jake Bugg doing a live acoustic on Chris Evans' show on Radio Two.

It's been a full dance card for me at Glastonbury. We have the sense

that it is a good year, there are lots of surprises in store. Indeed.

We will talk to you lots more about all the things we have seen. Let's

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get to the John Peel Stage and # Inhaler, inhaler

# Yeah, yeah, yeah # Inhaler, inhaler

# Yeah, yeah, yeah # Cold is the shoulder you'll give

me for sure # Dance with your hips and grind on

the floor # The daytime is the right time,

don't you know girl # You've heard that before

# Hey! # Inhaler, inhaler

# Inhaler # Yeah, yeah, yeah

# Inhaler, inhale inhaler # Yeah, yeah, yeah

# Inhaler # Inhale Inhaler

# Inhaler # Yeah, yeah, yeah

Miles Kane earlier on. Sounding pretty much as I remembered him,

when I was getting a mid-afternoon siesta. Look at you! I can't shake

the image of you! A busy afternoon. I tell you who else has had a busy

day, Greg James. He's been taking on some challenges. He has. If you know

the programme Man versus Food, which is where a fat bloke goes around

America eating as much as he can, this is a kind of Glastonbury

version of that with Greg James. This is Gregory Does Glastonbury

Grub. Hi, ladies and gents. I have spotted your pizza. Where is this

from? Glastonbury pizza.I'm off. This is the back end of the pizza

company? Jake, show me what to do. You have to treat your dough like a

beautiful woman. Give me the spade! Hole in one, yes! She's in. Next,

toppings. Let's make some pizza. have three types of cheese. We will

have this. All of it. Done. Pizza fit for a legend. Now to the big

oven. Look at this bad boy. How hot is it in there? 350, 400 degrees.

Yes! Is it ready yet? 69.Very, very good. This is jerk chicken.

course it is! This is the real, real food. Jerk chicken, curry, rice and

peas. What is jerk chicken?Jerk chicken is chicken that's been

marinated in all different spices. What we do, we marinate it like

that. And like until the chicken gets covered over. You have a lot on

your hands? Yeah. That is Mikey, he is the best jerk man in town!

There's a lovely taste and texture. Yeah, man. You are mean with that

knife? I am.Lovely bit of jerk. That is lovely. I'm making these

people over here jealous. This is Anna Mae's Mac and Cheese. There is

a challenge? We do have a challenge. If you can eat half a pan in a

minute, it's been done, you might beat the record. One minute?Yeah.

I'm up for it. One minute, one pan of Mac and Cheese. Let's do it! That

is a pan than I thought! I have brought some friends with me. This

is Big Steve. This is Slim Bob. Crowd, are you ready?

Grub. The Mac defeated me but it was very nice. I'm going to go off and

have a bit of sick! Well, there you go, that is our

colleague, Greg James, who I am presenting with tomorrow afternoon,

I believe, on BBC Two. Frankly, good effort! If Greg's idea of how you

treat a beautiful woman is to squash her flat and pop her into an oven -

mixed feelings about that. I enjoyed that film. We didn't see the pan at

the end of it. He might have had two mouthfuls and he might have puffed

his cheeks out for effect. He has hollow legs! We will have some more

live acoustic music now from a guy whose records I like very much. In

fact, he did a great session on Radio Two folk show. He is called

# I'm a fishing girl # The town in which I live

# I told my mother My violent brother

# That all they give to me is reason to leave

# Ooh ooh ooh ooh

# Imagine my surprise A pair of ancient eyes

# Set into a face as old as land

# He stands in front of me He came out of the sea

# He says it hurts his skin to touch the sand

# He crawls back into the sea

# The air is salty and sweet

# A backward glance by way of invitation

# I'm in now up to my knees

# The air is salty and sweet

# I'll leave my dress by way of explanation

# Ooh ooh ooh ooh

# Ooh ooh ooh ooh

# My man don't care for clothes The things he does not own

# They never trouble him Never give him grief

# Cos he's as soft as silk As pure as baby milk

# And harder than earth that he scorns

# He crawls back into the sea

# The air is salty and sweet

# A backward glance by way of invitation

# The air is salty and sweet

# I'm in now up to my knees

# The air is salty and sweet

# I'll leave my dress by way of explanation

# Ooh ooh ooh ooh

# Ooh ooh ooh ooh

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

John

John Smith

John Smith live

have played quite a bhufl sets already, haven't you? Yes.I

understand you had a nightmare getting here. What happened? The car

exploded on the way here. How long were you waiting? Where were you

stuck? About a mile off site.Oh, man, that is a wounder(!) Thank you

for getting here. Great to see you. While John was playing that, there

were more bursts of fire and angle grinders and sheet metal work coming

from over here. We are going to have more music from the other stage now

from earlier today. These were - # She may contain the urge to run

# Citrezene your fever's gripped me again

# Never kisses all you ever send are full stops - la la la la

# Do you know where the wilds things go?

# They go along to take your honey - la la la la

# They go along to take your honey - la la la la

# Your hand grips hand as my eyes shut

# Ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah

# Ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah

# Do you know where the wild things go?

# They go along to take your honey - la la la la

# Break down lets sleep build up breakfast now

# Let's eat my love my love love love - la la la la

# She bruises coughs she splutters pistol shots

# But hold her down with soggy clothes and breeze blocks

# She's morphine queen of my vaccine my love my love love love - la la la la

# Muscle to muscle and toe to toe

# The fear has gripped me but here I go

# My heart sinks as I jump up

# Your hand grips hand as my eyes shut

# And ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah

# Ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah

# Ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah

# She may contain the urge to run away

# But hold her down with soggy clothes and breeze blocks

# Germaline disinfect the scene my love my love love love

# But please don't go I love you so my lovely

# Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so I love you so

# Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so

# Please break my heart hey

# Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so

# Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so

# Please break my heart ah ha

# Please don't go, I'll eat you whole

# I love you so, I love you, so I love you so

# Please don't go I'll eat you whole

# I love you so, I love you so, I love you so, I love you so. #

# I love you so, I love you so, I love you so, I love you so. #

# Please don't go I'll eat you whole

# I love you so, I love you so, I love you so, I love you so. #

# I love you so, I love you so, I love you so, I love you so. #

# Please don't go I'll eat you whole

# I love you so, I love you so, I love you so, I love you so. #

# Please don't go I'll eat you whole

# I love you so, I love you so, I love you so, I love you so. #

# I love you so, I love you so, I love you so, I love you so. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank

Thank you!

Thank you! It

band when the crowd sings the words? It must be joyous. Also when their

symbol matches the one of the Festival, that is ideal. Very nifty!

It is late at night here at Glastonbury 2013. We are live. We

are adaptable. Now, without much rehearsal, we have turned this way!

I was walking past the West Holts Stage earlier on and there was a

band called Goat. I love them. They are brilliant. If you like this, you

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must look up their album. They are with their music. Love them. The

second drum drummer, was he a bit too scary? The one with the skulls,

we will keep off him! I feel underdressed now. You know, I don't

want to be prescriptive, but if you don't like that music, we can't be

friends! I don't know what was going on. They are from a small village in

Sweden. There you go. I tell you what, Tom from The Horrors has done

a great remix of their single. Funnily enough, he shared a stage

with the artist we are about to see. It was all nicely done, that. We are

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standing up for this link. It is # Seen enough to eye you

# But I've seen to much to try you # It's always weirdness while you

# Dig it much too much to fry you # The weirdness flows between us

# Anyone can tell to see us # Freak scene can just can't believe