Day 2 Glastonbury

know. In a ditch, probably. Hiding. On over the place, to be honest. I

have heard about a place called the rabbit hole. Hopefully celebrating

in a wigwam. Loitering? With my family and friends. I am not telling

you where you can find me! Hello and welcome back to

Glastonbury 2014. Day two and I'll only feel like I have been here a

week and a half, in a good way. You have. We have done three radio shows

already. I am on top of everything and it is going really well. Great

to be with you. We are overlooking the site. Hello, everybody.

Thousands of people waving, but there is no camera so we can gloss

over that! We were told there might be a repeat of the electrical storm

and it has just started to rain. A little bit of precipitation

forecast. If lightning happens, we have got plan B. The weather has

been something from Bohemian Rhapsody but it has also been fun so

far. The Manic Street Preachers are coming to chat to us later. Before

we do any of that, let's catch you up on what has been happening, shall

we? # You are supposed to care.

# All you do is take. Lily Allen. She was brilliant

yesterday. And Debbie Harry. All round a colourful day. Blondie were

looking more monochrome. But you just saw the spectacular performance

from Arcade Fire. Like a carnival. Everything and several kitchen

sinks. Pink Floyd have got nothing on them. Brilliant. We don't want to

go on about the weather but there were consequences of the electrical

storm. All of the stages were closed down and certain acts got taken off

mid set. In the acoustic tent they went after two songs. Even the

acoustic tent? Yes, that they sang among us, so it really was acoustic!

Rudimental had a main stage act and they were gutted. Literally in

tears. I am sure people watching the coverage at home last year will

remember how great they were on the other was their big shot at the

Pyramid and then the heavens opened. I think they had got to their big

track, which is called Spoons. Then it went wrong. Everybody has been

feeling sorry for them and they have got press out, which means it has

been OK in the end. This is Rudimental from the Pyramid stage

yesterday. # I feel the chemicals burning my

bloodstream. # Thought I had found her.

# God make me another one. # God forgive me for the things I

have done. # I was never meant to hurt no one.

# Brokenhearted. # No, don't leave me lonely.

# Oh, colour crimson in my eyes. # This is how it ends.

# I feel the chemicals burning my bloodstream.

# Fading out again. # I feel the chemicals burning my

bloodstream. # Tell me when it kicks in.

# All the voices calling across the line.

# All the voices in my mind. # Calling out across the line.

# All the voices in my mind. # Calling out across the line.

# All the voices in my mind. # Calling out across the line.

# All the voices in my mind. # Calling out across the line.

# While the voices in my mind. # Calling out across the line.

# All the voices in my mind. # Calling out across the line.

# All the voices in my mind. # Tell me when it kicks in.

Glastonbury! How does it feel right now?

We ain't done yet. We not finished with you.

That feels right. Glastonbury, can I get you to come down low with us?

Can we get down low? Can you get down low with us?

Get down low. Get down low. Get down. And here, too. Get down. Get

down. # In my bloodstream, in my

bloodstream. # In my bloodstream.

# Tell me when it kicks in. # Tell me when it kicks in.

# Tell me when it kicks in. Thank you. Make some noise for

Rudimental. Can you make some noise for Ed?

There you go. They might have been cut off that they were having a

great time and I have never seen anybody having a piggyback off

security. Lucky he was a big lad because there are some spry girls at

the front. What would have happened then? Not everybody was

enthusiastically getting down low. It is too muddy, make! Everybody has

been standing up for six hours! But it was a great set from them. And Ed

Sheeran. I remember him three years ago sitting patiently like a little

ginger health on a toadstool in our studios that in the compound waiting

patiently to do his first acoustic. And look where he is now. A lady did

an acoustic performance for us in the BBC music TP on BBC six music.

She played yesterday and she is playing this afternoon as well. She

is from Melbourne. # I sleep in late another day.

# Oh, what a wonder, what a waste. # It is a Monday, Monday. Things

will happen today. # I guess the neighbours must think

we run a meth lab. # We should amend that.

# I pull the sheets back. # It is 40 degrees and I feel like I

am dying. # Life is getting hard in here so I

do some gardening. # Anything to take my mind away from

where it is supposed to be. # The nice lady next door talks of

green beds and the nice things she wants to plant.

# I want to grow tomatoes on the doorsteps.

# Sunflowers, bean sprouts, sweetcorn and radishes.

# I feel proactive, I pull out weeds.

# All of a sudden I am having trouble breathing in.

# I am having trouble breathing in. # I am having trouble breathing in.

# My hands are shaky. # My knees are weak # I can?t seem to stand # On my

own two feet I?m breathing but i?m wheezing

Feel like i?m emphysem-in? My throat feels like a funnel Filled with weet

bix and kerosene and Oh no, next thing i know They call up triple o

I?d rather die than owe the hospital Till I get old I get adrenalin

Straight to the heart I feel like was really sick and i Had too much

psuedoefedryn and i Couldn?t sleep at night Halfway down high street,

andy looks ambivalent He?s probably wondering what i?m doing getting in

an ambulance The paramedic thinks i?m clever cos i play guitar I think

she?s clever cos she stops people i?m clever cos i play guitar I think

she?s clever cos she stops people dying Anaphylactic and super

hypocondriactic Should?ve stayed in bed today I much prefer the mundane.

I take a hit from An asthma puffer I do it wrong I was never good

at smoking bongs. I?m not that good at breathing in.

Thank you. Her name is Courtney Barnett and that is the best song

you're going to hear this year about having a panic attack when you're

doing the gardening. She is on at five o'clock today. You can check

out all the stages live on the Glastonbury website. If you want to

watch said as it happens, you can. All of the six stages at the

festival are streaming live. She was great. She reminded me of Patti

Smith. I just love the sparse backing. It shows you the sustaining

power of guitar bass drums. It was good stuff. Look at the new columns

at the side of the Park Stage. I have a new this year? I think so.

They are very attractive. It is like John Nash has been around. We are

going to have to live acoustic music now. This is a lady who is bringing

country music to new audiences, both at home in the States and here. She

has covered Dolly Parton who will be playing tomorrow at four o'clock. I

have a Dolly Parton by John. I am so jealous. It is probably not that

impressive at distance. This woman is from Golden in taxes. Here we go.

If you ain't got two kids by 21, You're probably gonna die alone.

Least that's what tradition told you.

And it don't matter if you don't believe,

Come Sunday morning, you best be there in the front row like you're

supposed to. # Same hurt in every heart.

# Same trailer, different park. # Mama's hooked on Mary Kay.

# Brother's hooked on Mary Jane. # Daddy's hooked on Mary two doors

down. # Mary, Mary quite contrary.

# We get bored, so, we get married # Just like dust, we settle in this

town. # We think the first time's good

enough. # So, we hold on to high school

love. # Sayin' we won't end up like our

parents. # Tiny little boxes in a row.

# Ain't what you want, it's what you know.

# Just happy in the shoes you're wearin'.

# Same checks we're always cashin' to buy a little more distraction.

# 'Cause mama's hooked on Mary Kay. # Brother's hooked on Mary Jane.

# Daddy's hooked on Mary two doors down.

# Mary, Mary, quite contrary. # We get bored, so, we get married.

# Just like dust, we settle in this town.

# On this broken merry go 'round and 'round and 'round we go

# Where it stops nobody knows and it ain't slowin' down.

# This merry go 'round. # Mary, Mary, quite contrary.

# We're so bored until we're buried. # Just like dust, we settle in this

town. # On this broken merry go 'round.

# Merry go 'round. # Jack and Jill went up the hill.

# Jack burned out on booze and pills.

# And Mary had a little lamb. Mary just don't give a damn no more.

Glastonbury is great. It is wonderful to have a mix of different

voices altogether in the one place. Yes, and there are voices which

carry a political message. There is always lots of campaigning, in a

gentle way of Glastonbury. One of the voices associated with that was

the late Tony Benn. He became a fixture on the folk circuit with the

singer songwriter Roy Bailey. He formed a bit of a jewel with him. He

has been a regular visitor to these parts, particularly with Billy

Bright. Let's have a look at Tony Bennett Glastonbury. When I come

here and I look at all the young people at Glastonbury, I realise

that my grandchildren and you are going to have to build the world

afresh. The idea that hundreds of thousands of others are gathering in

religion -- gathering in rural England to share experiences and

discuss ideas, it is an idea that goes back centuries. Tony Benn

wanted to be the person that encouraged us. He really enjoyed

himself. He was funny. This being our first year without Tony Benn as

headliner, he was the one who always drew a crowd. We have kept pride of

place for Tony in the centre of the stage. We will keep his banner. He

encouraged us. We will take the whole thing off with a special

tribute to Tony. Myself, and Mike Leavis, and his granddaughter will

say a few words. My name is Emily Benn. I was privileged enough to be

the granddaughter of Tony. There are not many people whose Glastonbury

companion is there it here at year -- 88-year-old grandfather. When he

spoke and 20 read what he had to say, you got the sense of something

profound going on. We miss that from politics and therefore we missed

someone like him. The fight that he came from a working-class background

did not stop him from understanding the problems that people face. He

was just so inspirational. He could talk to anybody. One time he

actually drove through the festival and an open top linking convertible.

He used to say that when he was low and needed a boost, he knew pretty

could come to, Glastonbury, and he would feel better. If we set our

minds to it, there is nothing we cannot achieve. He was very big on

radical Christianity and so on. Lots of that is shared by the guy that

founded and runs the Glastonbury Festival, Mike Leavis. It was the

nonconformism that we were both weaned on. Both him and my family.

We have renamed the left-field power. It is pretty appropriate to

call it the power of strength. That cannot be a better title. He loved

what was on it, people pulling backwards together in solidarity.

For it to be named after him, that is amazing.

Tony Bennett Glastonbury. Lots of that centred around the left-field

stage, and Billy Brown. Once again, you cannot get away. The Manic

Street Preachers are here. It is an awkward scheduling Cuenca DIMMs.

Welcome. Well done. You Smith that out, the backstage toilet

facilities. Yes, we were having a funny discussion on Twitter the

other night. How has the festival been for you so far? IT must last

night and did some busking. Then I had to go back to Cardiff and see my

kid and my dog. We got here two hours ago. I will climb onto four in

the morning. You are on the other stage at half past seven tonight.

Your record, it is a great festival record. I am not sure that anyone

will know it yet. It is an epic sound. I have come in my Eastern

Block trench coat. But the big riffs of the new album, it will work well.

You do not want to overdo it and bore everyone. I cannot help

noticing that neither Paris is appearing at the festival today, and

that obviously you guys around. You have a song together. I am wondering

if you have any guess that may join you on the stage later? We could not

get it to happen. Nina Persson. Kate Lobont. We are going to have

somebody on stage with us tonight, definitely. Other Nina. I do going

to be winning that had. It is my rugby had. I am sorry. We will have

on our demand when we get back to the bus. Be used or have the big

flag on your amplifiers? Yes, it is glued on with sweat and hard work.

You said you are going through to four in the morning. Yes. I only

ever get drunk at sporting occasions. This is my other excuse.

I have got some good linkups tonight. It is a heavy crew. What

about you, when are you going to bed? I'm hoping to get back for

Uruguay against Colombia. I enjoyed the coverage last night. It was

great last night. That is my ideal match. Thank you for coming to see

us. The Manic Street Preachers, check out their new album. It is

brilliant. We are going to go to Gemma. She is making friends.

We are in the hospitality area schmoozing. Apparently this is where

the serious fashionistas hang out. Is this true? I think so. We can

represent our own style, you know. I have seen some interesting outfits.

This is particularly fetching. This is what I am talking about. This is

perfect because you can wear whatever you want underneath it. If

you are not familiar with these wonders, this visual splendour on

your eyes, it is The Cuban Brothers, of course! Who else would you find

in hospitality but these VIPs? How are you finding the dripping? I am

dealing with it. I am outside. It is a little bit soggy. How do you keep

it up? I have a waterproof thing underneath. So if I get wet on top,

I have a waterproof underneath. Can you give some morale boosting tips

for our hungover bottoms? He does not speak very good English! I think

the best thing to do is maybe laminate your body or something.

Maybe cover yourself in WD-40 say the water is just falling off you in

this manner. It is just water. It is not going to damage you. It is a

beautiful thing. It is Glastonbury 2014. What is the weirdest thing

that you have seen since you have been here? I only just got here five

minutes ago so maybe you looking so fabulous. I am the weirdest thing

you have seen? That is not what I said. OK... He is not very well. He

has just woken up. The strangest thing I have seen, to be honest,

there was an entertainer back in the day and there was a guy who had

another gripe on a harness and they work bouncing around the field. --

another guy. It was the most wonderful thing I have seen so far.

OK! Harnesses, VIP chat, all with the Cuban Brothers in the

hospitality area. That is the spirit, isn't it? They are known for

DJ naked and break dancing when they get going. I was once at a house

party when they did it and there was a laminate floor. The squeak of

flesh as the back spinning began haunts me to this day. I find it

hard to partake of their work. I was keen on them but I feel less keen

after that! Waterproof layers, next to your skin with closing on top.

Laminate yourself? Good step. I tell you who will not take that tipped to

heart because she is fabulously attired wherever she goes. It is the

phenomenal new album Food, named after the fact that she nearly left

music after training as a cordon bleu chef. I wonder if she sampled

everything here? She probably did. She took her own food truck to the

Southwest Festival. She is the ever fresh and wonderful Kelis.

If you know this one, get ready to sing along!

# I showed you that I love too. # You might trick me once. Won't let

you trick me twice. Seen it here one too many times.

# So you might trick me once. # I won't let you trick me twice.

# You might trick me once. # I won't let you trick me twice.

# You might trick me once. # I won't let you trick me twice.

# I won't let you trick me twice. # It is only because I am not with

you that you make me number one. # Although I love you, it hurts me

deep inside. # Now you no longer have to hide.

# Started getting heavy when I really wasn't ready.

# Called the police, there is a man gone down.

# It is not how I want to get down. # Might trick me once

# I won't let you trick me twice This next song is one of my

favourites off my new album. For the simple reason just that there are so

many break-up songs and nobody ever talks about after you are Andy and

-- angry and sad. The practical stuff, which is important, too. I

want all my stuff back! I like this one.

# It is the strangest thing to have you back in my face.

# With all these years past, I got used to my space.

# I don't know how to feel. # This whole thing seems so surreal.

# So you keep one foot out the door. # Baby, don't go.

# We got so much history. # I hurt you, you heard me.

# No, we don't need therapy. # What I need is you here.

# And even though I know I'm right. # Just like a lapse in my memory.

# I want you, baby, don't go. # Baby, don't go.

# I'm so glad you gave me back my keys.

# Oh, I'm so glad you gave me back my keys.

# I'm so glad you give back my keys. # My keys.

# You got so many issues. # I am just helping myself that I

don't know who is going to help you. # Like a lapse in my memory, I want

you. # Baby, don't go.

# Don't go. # Baby, don't.

# Stay the night. # Don't go.

# Baby, baby, don't. # You go back my keys.

# Oh, I'm so glad you give back my keys

# Oh, I'm so glad you give back my keys

# Oh, I'm so glad you give back my keys

# Oh, I'm so glad you give back my keys

# Oh, I'm so glad you give back my keys

# Game over. # Give me what I want.

# Give me what I need. # I am Becky you, please.

# I am down on my knees. # Give me what I want, give me what

I need. # I am begging you, please.

# I am down on my knees. # Give me what I want.

# Give me what I need. # I am begging you, please.

# I am down on my knees. # Give me what I want, give me what

# Give me what I want. # Give me what I need.

# I am begging you, please. # I am down on my knees.

# Give me what I want. # Give me what I need.

# I am begging you, please. # I am down on my knees.

# Give me what I want. # Give me what I need.

# I am begging you, please. # I am down on my knees.

# Give me what I want. # Give me what I need.

# I am begging you, please. # I am down on my knees.

# You are not even my type. I want tall. All the way back there in the

corner. Yeah, you. # To us?

# Year, you. # Ice cold water.

# Give me ice-cold water. # She needs ice-cold water. Say it

again. # She needs ice-cold water. One more

time. # She needs ice-cold water.

# Rock back and forth, baby. # No, not too close to me.

# Rock back and forth, baby. # No, not too close to me.

# Give me what I want. # Give me what I need.

# I am begging you, please. # I am down on my knees.

# Give me what I want. # Give me what I need.

# I am begging you, please. # I am down on my knees.

# Give me what I want. # Give me what I need.

# I am begging you, please. # I am down on my knees.

# Give me what I want. # Give me what I need.

# I am begging you, please. # I am down on my knees.

# Give me what I want. # Give me what I need.

# I am begging you, please. # I am down on my knees.

go. I just want to dance, is that all right?

CHEERING # La la-la la la,

# Warm it up. # Lala-lalala,

# The boys are waiting My milkshake brings all the boys to

the yard, And they're like

It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours,

I can teach you, But I have to charge

I can see you're on it, You want me to teach thee

Techniques that freaks these boys, It can't be bought,

Just know, thieves get caught, Watch if your smart,

# And they're like # It's better than yours,

# Damn right it's better than yours, # I can teach you,

# But I have to charge CHEERING

That is a classic track. Milkshake. And some brilliant tracks

from her new album. It is well worth checking out. Great fun. What a

great band and a great voice. That song has always worried me. If you

are setting up a milkshake emporium, high Street frontage is

what you want. You think that the customer should be prepared to

travel. You cannot assume they are going to. It has worked for her. She

has got quite a lot going for her. If I had been her business adviser,

I would have said, that is a long shot.

Maybe she thinks outside the box. A sunny afternoon at Glastonbury. That

was perfect. She knows what she is doing. That was more or less a few

moments ago at Glastonbury. We have Nina Persson coming up. She is

behind us. She is on the Parks page. You can watch everything as it

happens on the website. Right now, we are going to take you back a

year, for a sound reason. We spoke about Tony Benn. He was a voice and

presence at Glastonbury. We heard very recently, while we have been on

the site, someone who made a big impact in recent times has also

sadly passed away. It is the great Bobby Womack. I was like enough to

have him on my radio programme and to see him live three times last

year. Even though his health was not great, he was being driven to the

stage rather than walking there, his voice was incredible. Better than

ever. Again, I great band and Kenya had to put on a show. He made sure

he had a cracking band with him. He was loving every minute of it. I

spoke to him at the latitude Festival and he was full of

fantastic stories and having a great time. We thought it would be nice to

remember the great Bobby Womack with this performance. This was last

year. # But I have to charge

# With the things you say Shatter your world.

Deep in your heart, with negative vibes

Let me hear you all singing one time. That is such sad news.

Especially at the festival really give such brilliant performances.

Everybody is thinking about him today. We should be thankful for the

great work you did that the end of his life. Absolutely. His last album

was brilliant. Superb. We have loads more to bring you. Nina Persson on

the stage behind us. Lots of good people on that stage today. This is

someone else that we are both fans. She has appeared on both the version

was. Yes, and she was still playing when we arrived to present this

programme for you. vibes

# I haven't seen you in the longest while

# I thank you # I'll help you, I'll help you

# I took a back seat # Everyone agreed to help you

# I can't help you, I can't help you # After the fact, we were out of

steam # Can't help you, can't help

# Can't help you, can't help you # Can't help you, can't help

# Can't help you, can't help you I love that song. It reminds me of

other bands. Yes, I love the saxophone. We have been finding out

on the television about the people that make the festival take. This is

what we're going to be speaking about next. I have written

tomorrow's front-page story on the onside newspaper. Has that broke the

exclusive. It has not. It is going to be good. They publish this every

day at Festival time. I have trodden on this. We are in a Glastonbury

tales series. We're finding out about the people that run

institutions like this. We are finding out about the man behind

this paper right now. I am Denis Gould from Stroud. I am part of the

Glastonbury free press. It took us completely by surprise last year,

the first year. We came to print the Glastonbury free press and as soon

as we opened the tent, the world's media were filming not pass but this

beautiful machine, the Rolls-Royce of letter prices. Printing 20,000

copies take six or seven hours. It is distributed through the

information points, cafes. People walking around the side. People come

looking for it. I hated poetry when I left school. I came out and

discovered boots and started buying and selling bits. I published

pamphlets and poems, from the 60s. People relate to playing cards. I

get all packs and print my words and other peoples words on them. Take a

card, any card, gamble your life away. Take a pass, any path, ramble

your life away. Take a bike, any bicycle, cycle your life away. I

like the immediacy of it. Poets have always been subversive. We have

always been to the forefront of change. I think you can see poetry

changing society. We have seen a whole host of performances that

revolve around words. Marvellous. Wonderful. Really sweet. I just had

a flashback to school. We had printing presses like that. We

printed posters for our first gig. That is part of what makes

Glastonbury so special, those things that bring you echo is of the past.

Absolutely. It is all about the continuity and embracing change at

the same time. Tradition is unimportant. It is like Christmas,

it does not matter what happens, it is still Christmas. We are moving on

to more music. We have the wonderful war paint, on the other stage.

# I could not believe what I was seeing.

# Seeing is believing. # How can we, when do we forget

where we came from? # Touch the stars.

# I could not believe what you had said.

# With all your experience was your crowd in?

# You read there when I first believed in.

# I first laughed and thought I was dreaming.

# I never made a sound. # Don't forget somebody else.

# I woke up one day, baby # Let's get cool and

# There's no need to where you're going

# Take my hand, take my heart into this moment

# To where you understand and where you believe in

# In my dreams we are one awake. -- all awake.

They were at John Peel last year and it is good to see them again at

Glastonbury 2014. That is Warpaint on the other stage. And what

glorious sunshine. At the start of the show we thought we might get

lightning and go to a performance that this is absolutely beautiful.

We brought our anoraks with us just in case. We had caught me on from

Melbourne Australia, and someone else's here from Melbourne. --

Courtenay Barnett. This is a live acoustic performance from Vance Joy.

# I was scared of dentists and the dark.

# I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations.

# All my friends are turning green. # They come unstuck.

# Running onto the riptide. # Taken away to the dark side.

# I want to be your left hand man. # I love you when you are singing

that song. # I got a lump in my throat because

you are singing the words wrong. # There is this movie that I think

you will like. # This guy decides to quit his job

and head to New York City. # This cowboy is running from

himself. # She has been living on the highest

shelf. # Oh, and they come unstuck.

# Lady, running down to the riptide. # Taken away to the dark side.

# I want to be your left-hand man. # I love you when you are singing

that song. # And I got a lump in my throat.

# Because you are going to sing the words wrong.

# I just want to, just want to know. # If you are going to stay.

# I just got to, I just got to know. # I can't have it, can't have it any

other way. # I swear she is destined for the

screen. # Closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer

that you have ever seen. # Lady, running down to the riptide.

# Taken away to the dark side. # I want to be your left-hand man. I

love you when you are singing that song.

# I got a lump in my throat because you are going to sing the words

wrong. # I got a lump in my throat because

you are singing the words wrong. # I love you and I got a lump in my

throat. # You have gone and so the words

wrong. Absolutely wonderful. Thank you very much, Vance Joy. We have

just checked the timings, and Courtney is on at five o'clock on

John Peel. Don't slip over or anything because I am sure your

limbs are insured to make music. He has been already and he was great.

We have been talking about the personalities associated with this,

like the station master and the free press, but the Michael Evers family

remain at the heart. Yes, the man who started the whole thing. But

what are his real passion is? What is he really all about?

I first came here in 1984 when I brought Billy Bragg down here for

his first Glastonbury appearance. Now and every year 180,000 people

gathered here for a festival of fun and music. We all know about Michael

Eavis the Glastonbury Festival organiser but how many of us know

about the farmer? This is still a working dairy farm.

Michael. How are you doing? All right. Have you been farming today?

Some people would think that when you have an operation as big as the

Glastonbury Festival every year and the money that generates, why bother

farming? It is all about the cows! They come first? The whole thing is

all about the cows, it really is, seriously. Michael Eavis's

relationship with this patch of farmland stretches back to the 19th

century. It has been in my family for 150 years. My great-grandfather

came up from Dorset and settled in this valley. Wasn't he wise?

Beautiful. When did you take it over? When I was 19, my father died

of cancer unfortunately. I picked up his enthusiasm right from the start.

I was really keen on saving the farm. It has been my home forever.

There is no better life on this earth than being a dairy farm in the

middle of Somerset. And the dairy herd is central? Cows are the most

beautiful animals. I think we should go and meet them. Glastonbury may be

an award-winning music festival but this year it is Michael's cows

grabbing the praise. The herd has been nominated for an award? What is

it? We have been short listed for the UK dairy farmer of the year. It

is more important than actually winning the NME Award. Can I

introduce you to Stephen? Of course. Are you in charge? What happens to

the cows during the Festival? They stay inside. Their accommodation is

5-star. It is called the mootel. When the music is on they are on the

edges watching it but they enjoy it. I imagine they will like Dolly

Parton. For the past 44 years, balancing festival and farm has

become something of an obsession for Michael that this years he reckons

he may have finally cracked one of its less glamorous issues. What have

you brought me to see? This is the premier long drop. The best we have

built in 44 years. Toilets! Yes. You can see the depth. They will take

all of the excrement for at least a week. I don't normally get seen

standing in a toilet like this. People might talk! What do you do

with it all later? It goes into the arable land eventually, back into

the soil structure. It is one of those connections between the

Festival and your beloved farmland? Absolutely. It is all about

fertility in the land. There have been times when the impact of the

festival has pushed the farm to the brink. It is the most beautiful

valley. Absolutely amazing. I can see why you have affection for it.

There have been problems in the past largely arising from the weather. It

can get nasty and when it is heavy rain, it costs half a million pounds

more to clean it when it has been muddy. We have to get every single

metal tent peg up. If they eat it, they die from it. Have you ever

thought you would not do it again? On a Monday morning when it is a mud

bath and the tents are wrecked, there is a fleeting moment when I

wonder if it is worth it but millions of people love it so much.

How can I stand in the way of that? He is a proper hero. I found out

something really lovely, which I did not know about the Festival until

today, which is that when the Pyramid Stage collapsed and caught

fire in the 90s and they had to rebuild it quickly when you're just

before the festival, Robert Plant, who is playing on it today,

christened it with a bottle of milk from one of the Worthy Farm cows.

How lovely. Like a ship. Speaking about christenings. You are making

your first appearance at Glastonbury. How has it taken this

long? Our debut. I don't know how long. We never played in the 80s.

Were you not a band who liked Festival is back in your principal

days? You had strong opinions about what you might do. We had opinions

about everything! We still have, in lots of ways. I don't know, they

weren't really around that much. Not like they are now. What do you make

of it when you got on site? At first it was like Vietnam or something but

now the sunshine is out I feel better. The sunshine is going to

help but it will just be fun playing here because I have never been into

anything as big as this before. I am excited. The rebirth of Dexys, your

album has been very well received. I did read one review of it. It was

not mine! Don't punch me in the face! Now you have got a film and

there is an important screening and people can get a single. Yes, a

brilliant film has been made by Paul Kelly and Kieron

brilliant film has been made by Paul Kelly and Evans. They really pushed

it. They saw some shows we did last year, filmed it, did some other

stuff and they have done a really good job. We can show they clip of

it. You can get a free single if you book to see the film before the

seventh. This is Nowhere Is Home. am just incapable of love. # stop

that. # stop that. # no, no. That is not so. It looks fantastic. The good

great job. The captured the spirit of it and filmed it beautifully.

Martin Kelly said he did not want this phase of Dexys to go

undocumented. Enjoy your first time here. We will do our best. These are

the most pristine Wellington boots I have seen all day. That is going to

get waterlogged. You have made an error. Dexys, looking flash as

always. Now somebody else that knows how to dress well.

I am still at the hospitality area, trying to impress some VIPs. Rock

stars. The Cuban Brothers. I know you're performing later in the

cabaret area. I thought we could one not, impress some of these people in

big sunglasses. Let's do this. A little routine. Top rocking. We are

going to bounce. Yes, bones, and spend. And spend. And point. Yes.

Yes, hello. And sexy walking. They rate is. OK, and come round friends.

This is what I am talking about. Friends of mine, let's go. Killer

Kenny. He is so sexy. So nice. This is actually happening. This is not a

dream. OK. Guys, we have to go back. They will not stop. The braking will

not stop. OK. The feeling is nice, the feeling is nice. Back to you

guys in the studio. This is not making sense, but it kind of does.

This is what happens at Glastonbury. Please help.

We can all do that, but we do not want to show off. That looked like a

hidden camera inside the BBC to presenters' communal dressing room.

We always do that. You want to see Hugh Stevens and the flips that he

pulls off. Frankly surprising for a man of his build. His caterpillar is

awesome. Speaking of someone who will not be break dancing any time

soon, we will be checking out some music that is happening right now.

Lana del Ray is performing at the pediment stage. Here she is a few

moments ago. If you get my drift. It is amazing to be with everybody

today. I am so excited. You guys are having the time of your lives.

Elvis is my daddy, Marilyn?s my mother,

Jesus is my bestest friend. We don?t need nobody 'cause we got

each other, Or at least I pretend.

We get down every Friday night, Dancin? and grindin? in the pale

moonlight. Grand Ole Opry, we're feelin?

alright, Mary prays the rosary for my broken

mind. (So don't worry about)

I sing the body electric, I sing the body electric, baby.

I sing the body electric, I sing the body electric,

Sing the body electric, Sing the body electric.

I?m on fire, sing that body electric.

Whitman is my daddy, Monaco?s my mother,

Diamonds are my bestest friend. Heaven is my baby, suicide?s her

father, Opulence is the end.

# We get down every Friday night, # Dancin? and grindin? in the pale

moonlight. # Grand Ole Opry, we're feelin?

alright, # Mary prays the rosary for my

broken mind. # So don't worry about

I sing the body electric, I sing the body electric, baby.

I sing the body electric, I sing the body electric,

Sing the body electric, Sing the body electric.

I?m on fire, sing that body electric.

My clothes still smell like you, And all the photographs say, that

we?re still young. I pretend I?m not hurt,

I go about the world like I?m havin? fun.

We get crazy every Friday night, I drop it like it?s hot in the pale

moonlight. Grand Ole Opry, feelin' all right

Mary's swayin? softly, to her heart's delight.

# I sing the body electric, # I sing the body electric, baby.

# I sing the body electric, # I sing the body electric,

# Sing the body electric, # Sing the body electric.

# I?m on fire, sing that body electric.

# I sing the body electric, baby. # I sing the body electric, baby.

# I sing the body electric, baby. Lana del Ray on the main stage. She

is on the main stage right now. It is wonderful stuff, enigmatic and

approach. It has also been adopted by Lauren Laverne. Very convincing

as well. We can bring you more from Lana del Ray on the main stage. This

is blue jeans. # Blue jeans, white shirt # Walked

into the room # You know you made my eyes burn # It was like, James Dean,

for sure # You're so fresh to death and sick as ca-cancer # You were

sorta punk rock, I grew up on hip hop # But you fit me better than my

favourite sweater, and I know # That love is mean # And love hurts # But

I still remember that day we met in December # Oh, baby # I will love

you till the end of time # I would wait a million years # Promise

you'll remember that you're mine # Baby, can you see through the tears?

# Love you more # Than those bitches before # Say you'll remember, oh

baby, say you'll remember, oh baby, ooh # I will love you till the end

of time # Big dreams, gangster # Said you had to leave to start your

life over # I was like, "No please, stay here # "We don't need no money,

we can make it all work" # But he headed out on Sunday, said he'd come

on Monday # I stayed up waitin', anticipatin', and pacin' # But he

was chasing paper # Caught up in the game # That was the last I heard # I

will love you till the end of time # I would wait a million years

before # Say you'll remember, oh baby, say you'll

remember, oh baby, ooh # I will love you till the end of time # You went

out every night # And baby, that's all right # I told you that no

matter what you did I'd be by your side # Cos I'mma ride or die #

Whether you fail or fly # Well, at least you tried # But when

you walked out that door A piece of me died # I told you I wanted more

but that's not what I had in mind # I just want it like before # We were

dancing all night # Then they took you away Stole you out of my life #

You just need to remember # I will love you till the end of time # I

would wait a million years # Promise you'll remember that you're mine #

Baby, can you see through the tears? # Love you more # Than those

before # Say you'll remember, oh baby, say you'll remember, oh baby,

ooh # I will love you till the end of time. #

MUSIC: "Without Me" by Eminem Guess... Who's... Back.

Now... This... Looks... Like... A... Job... To... Me...

So... Everybody... Just... Follow... Me...

Cos... We... Need... A... Little... Controversy...

Cos... I... Feel... So... Empty... Without... Me.

That's three million hits right there.